GTA SA Ped Quotes - Black Old Rich Lady (Beverly Johnson) — Transcript

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1. 0:01CAREFUL, THAT'S MY BAD HIP YOU'RE
2. 0:02BUMPING.
3. 0:04HAVE SOME RESPECT.
4. 0:07The word is excuse me.
5. 0:10Excuse you.
6. 0:12You working my last nerve.
7. 0:15Watch the bunions.
8. 0:17Hey, look out you little thug.
9. 0:20PLENTY OF SIDEWALK FOR everyone now.
10. 0:23I'm in no mood for clowning here.
11. 0:26No home training.
12. 0:28You know you're showing your behind
13. 0:30right about now.
14. 0:32I'm doing big things in the beauty
15. 0:33field.
16. 0:35We do all do's.
17. 0:38Cornrows, we'll hook you up.
18. 0:41Did you know that tight weaves cause
19. 0:42alopecia?
20. 0:44Finger waves are back.
21. 0:47There's no ailment I can't cure.
22. 0:50Every man loves acrylic, ladies.
23. 0:53Never perm a color.
24. 0:56I like natural gloss on these nails.
25. 0:59Who you steal those ugly clothes off?
26. 1:01WHAT YOU WEARING THAT CRAP FOR?
27. 1:04Dressing like you just got out of jail.
28. 1:07You find those clothes in the garbage
29. 1:09pail?
30. 1:10Which dead man did you steal those shoes
31. 1:12off?
32. 1:13Kicking around in those nasty shoes.
33. 1:16Couldn't you afford better shoes than
34. 1:18that, son?
35. 1:20How much you been eating, son?
36. 1:23Son, your titties is bigger than mine.
37. 1:26You ain't missing no meals, huh?
38. 1:28I love them clothes, son.
39. 1:31Looking sharp, young brother.
40. 1:34You're dressing real sharp there, son.
41. 1:37Well, those are mighty fine shoes.
42. 1:40I like those. Are they Eggers?
43. 1:43Hey boy, nice shoes.
44. 1:46Shoes make the man, I always say.
45. 1:49Looking strong.
46. 1:52Hey young buck.
47. 1:54100% muscle?
48. 1:57A lot of muscle you carrying there, boy.
49. 2:00Now you're deaf all of a sudden.
50. 2:03No respect to youngsters today.
51. 2:06You just snubbed a hair care
52. 2:08millionaire.
53. 2:10It's your loss, not mine.
54. 2:13Folks respected their elders in the
55. 2:14South.
56. 2:16Go on and leave your hair a mess then.
57. 2:19Have it your own way then.
58. 2:22Thank your lucky stars I even spoke to
59. 2:24you.
60. 2:25WHAT'S AN OLD LADY GOT TO DO TO GET A
61. 2:26DRINK in here?
62. 2:28I sneak a drink here and there while
63. 2:30doing hair.
64. 2:32Two kinds of hair, good and bad.
65. 2:35The more I drink, the younger I feel.
66. 2:38I want to get myself blind drunk.
67. 2:42Hey, sweet thing.
68. 2:44I got something these young guys don't.
69. 2:47Come give sugar mama some sugar.
70. 2:50Love to hook you up with my daughter.
71. 2:54Hello.
72. 2:56You in the way.
73. 2:58I got to get the girls before they
74. 3:00close.
75. 3:01I might as well touch up these nails
76. 3:03while I'm waiting.
77. 3:05Is this your road? I don't see your name
78. 3:07on it.
79. 3:08WILL YOU MOVE THAT hunk of junk?
80. 3:11You hit me, you
81. 3:14Learn how to drive that thing.
82. 3:17How'd you not see me?
83. 3:19You idiot.
84. 3:21What you smoking there, boy?
85. 3:24Can you even afford to get this fixed?
86. 3:27My insurance is going to go through the
87. 3:28roof.
88. 3:30Still paying off the last accident.
89. 3:33Cars don't grow on trees, you know.
90. 3:36I had the right of way. You saw that,
91. 3:38right?
92. 3:40What you going to hit me for?
93. 3:42Look what you did with your broke ass.
94. 3:45What is that contraption you're driving?
95. 3:48What you been drinking?
96. 3:50YOU CAN'T BE DRINKING AND DRIVING.
97. 3:53GET that crazy mess off the road.
98. 3:56That's my ride, not yours.
99. 3:59That's a the you're TUGGING ON.
100. 4:02HEY, WATCH the weave.
101. 4:05YOU BROKE MY NAIL, YOU BRUTE.
102. 4:08I sold a lot of extensions to pay for
103. 4:10that.
104. 4:11Unhand me, you heathen.
105. 4:14This is no WAY TO TREAT YOUR ELDERS.
106. 4:17WHAT ABOUT MY WIGS IN THE BACKSEAT?
107. 4:20ARE YOU ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING?
108. 4:22DOES YOUR MAMA KNOW YOU'RE JACKING
109. 4:24FOLKS?
110. 4:25WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PULLING OUT OF
111. 4:27THAT CAR?
112. 4:28GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME.
113. 4:31YOU LITTLE GHETTO HOODLUM.
114. 4:34YOU LITTLE PROJECT HOODLUM.
115. 4:36THAT WAS just trifling.
116. 4:39DID ANYBODY ELSE SEE THAT LUNATIC?
117. 4:42I've got hair PRODUCTS IN THAT TRUNK.
118. 4:45This neighborhood ain't no damn good.
119. 4:48How am I supposed to get back to the
120. 4:50salon?
121. 4:51That was my late husband's car.
122. 4:54I'm moving back down to the south.
123. 4:57You little thief.
124. 4:59Police!
125. 5:01Get that peasy greasy bastard.
126. 5:04You can't rob me.
127. 5:06HOPE YOUR GANG BANGING ASS GETS SHOT.
128. 5:10PLEASE, LET me go.
129. 5:13Come on, man. Let me go.
130. 5:16Keep the car, just let me be.
131. 5:19You can't kidnap me. I'm rich.
132. 5:22You're not taking me on no drive-by, are
133. 5:24you?
134. 5:25Oh lord, I'm about to die.
135. 5:28What I ever do to you?
136. 5:31I DON'T LIKE NO GUNS.
137. 5:34They're shooting out here, y'all.
138. 5:37You bangers are crazy.
139. 5:40You've lost your natural mind.
140. 5:43HE'S GOT A GUN.
141. 5:46SOMEBODY HELP ME.
142. 5:48Oh lord, HELP ME. LORD, HELP ME.
143. 5:52They're acting a FOOL OUT HERE.
144. 5:55STOP IT, YOU LITTLE THUG.
145. 5:58Smacking up an old lady.
146. 6:00You ought to be ashamed.
147. 6:03You made my weave come loose.
148. 6:06MY HAIR!
149. 6:08I'M GOING TO GO GET MY SON.
150. 6:10GRANDMA'S out of here.
151. 6:13Get your filthy stinking hands off of
152. 6:15me.
153. 6:17What has the world come to?
154. 6:19Could have at least left me my pack OF
155. 6:21RED WOOD.
156. 6:23WATCH OUT!
157. 6:25YOU LITTLE PUNK.
158. 6:27WELL, DAMN.
159. 6:29You little maniac.
160. 6:31No sense at all.
161. 6:34Lord have mercy.
162. 6:37LOCK THAT FOOL ASS UP.
163. 6:39Hit and run waiting TO HAPPEN.
164. 6:43HEY GIRL.
165. 6:45Hey girl. How you feeling?
166. 6:48Why hello Miss thang.
167. 6:51Hello new clientele.
168. 6:54Hey there.
169. 6:55How you doing, baby?
170. 6:58Well, hello now.
171. 7:00Did you notice my new do?
172. 7:03Notice this NEW SHADE OF NAIL POLISH I'M
173. 7:05WEARING?
174. 7:06Los Santos is going to the dogs.
175. 7:09Damn thug-infested neighborhood.
176. 7:12Broke ass fools are ruining my day.
177. 7:16Ooh, great hair.
178. 7:18Your hair cut is just fine.
179. 7:21Your hair cut is great.
180. 7:24MY SALON IS MAKING GOOD MONEY.
181. 7:27OH, it's dreadful.
182. 7:30Yes, and I think it's trifling.
183. 7:33Oh, breaks my heart.
184. 7:36Sure, if you like that foolishness.
185. 7:39Yes, and it's fierce, honey.
186. 7:42Oh, yeah. Of course.
187. 7:45It's all good, as the kids say.
188. 7:48No way, not me.
189. 7:50No, no.
190. 7:52No, I never did.
191. 7:55Uh-uh, honey.
192. 7:57No time to talk.
193. 7:59Uh-uh, no time for you.
194. 8:02I have customers waiting at the salon.
195. 8:05Have a great day, honey.
196. 8:07Bye, honey.
197. 8:09Tell your lady friends about my salon
198. 8:11here.
199. 8:13Bye now, mister.
200. 8:15Keep your nose clean, mister.
201. 8:18I'm off to make more money.
202. 8:21Still a little bit of juice left in this
203. 8:23old ticker.
204. 8:24That poor child of God.
205. 8:28Is this Los Santos or Vietnam?
206. 8:31Not the way I want to go.
207. 8:35One more game.
208. 8:37Hit me.
209. 8:38OOH, HIT ME.
210. 8:40Give me a card.
211. 8:42Lay it on me.
212. 8:44I can't lose.
213. 8:46Damn, I lost.
214. 8:49That wasn't supposed to happen.
215. 8:51There goes the salon's rent.
216. 8:54I'm doing bad.
217. 8:56How'd that happen?
218. 8:58I'll stay.
219. 9:00I'm going to stick.
220. 9:02I'm good.
221. 9:04That's enough, dealer man.
222. 9:07Oh, I think I'll stop right here.
223. 9:09Time to play it safe.
224. 9:11I'm happy with this hand right here.
225. 9:14Give mama her money.
226. 9:17To the deluxe apartments in the hill.
227. 9:20I'm hotter than a pressing comb.
228. 9:23Too bad, so sad, PEOPLE.
229. 9:26IS THAT A WINNING STREAK IN THE WORKS?
230. 9:29You lucky dog, you.
231. 9:32Oh, you done real good there.
232. 9:35Smart play, sugar.
233. 9:37Go on with your bad self.
234. 9:40This number was in my dream book.
235. 9:43I can feel it. My luck's in.
236. 9:46That ball is making me dizzy.
237. 9:49Always bet on black.
238. 9:51I ain't claiming this on my taxes,
239. 9:53neither.
240. 9:54Pay me, machine. Pay me.
241. 9:57Sweet sound of silver dollars.
242. 10:00Would the girls at the salon like it?
243. 10:03The other store had these for cheaper.
244. 10:06This had better not be bootleg.
245. 10:09That matches my manicure, I suppose.
246. 10:12That's cute.
247. 10:14Ooh, I like this here.
248. 10:17I'll take it.
249. 10:19I must have this.
250. 10:22Cashier!
251. 10:24Ring it up, child. I'm ready.
252. 10:27Can you break a hundred?
253. 10:29I'LL BUY IT.
254. 10:31HEY, CAB!
255. 10:33COME ON, SON. DRIVE.
256. 10:35Come on. Mama's in a hurry. Drive.
257. 10:39Calm down, boy.
258. 10:41This boy is crazy.
259. 10:44You're making mama real mad, boy.
260. 10:47Learn to drive, fool.
261. 10:50Damn fool.
262. 10:52Next time, I'm taking the bus.
263. 10:55I AIN'T PAYING FOR NO JOY RIDE.
264. 10:58WELL, at least we got there in one
265. 10:59piece.
266. 11:01You're lucky my hair is still in place.
267. 11:04Right here is fine, young man.
268. 11:07You ain't getting no tip from me.
269. 11:10Here you go, son. You earned it.
270. 11:12Well done, son.
271. 11:14That ride was smooth as acrylic.
272. 11:18Can I get your card for the salon?
273. 11:21Is this your road? I don't see your name
274. 11:23on it.