GTA 6 Demands $30 For A Trailer, WE ARE COOKED — Transcript

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1. 0:00GTA 6 is completely cooked. This
2. 0:04situation is a disaster. There's no
3. 0:08gameplay and there probably won't be any
4. 0:10gameplay until the game is out because
5. 0:14they know how [ __ ] it probably is.
6. 0:18There's no trailer 3, but we did just
7. 0:21get an announcement of another
8. 0:24announcement. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY just
9. 0:26gave us an announcement of an
10. 0:29announcement instead of trailer three.
11. 0:32This situation is completely insane. But
12. 0:35at the same time, there is actually some
13. 0:37good news, boys, because Take 2 royally
14. 0:42effed up just now. They revealed a
15. 0:45little bit more than they wanted. And
16. 0:47now we can actually calculate the
17. 0:49pre-orders. And let me give you a
18. 0:51spoiler. It's not looking good. Strauss
19. 0:55Zelnik is lying. The pre-orders for GTA
20. 0:596 are not looking good. 25
21. 1:04seconds of an announcement trailer for
22. 1:07announcement and it's literally nothing.
23. 1:10You know what this is by the way? They
24. 1:12are giving us the amazing grand choice
25. 1:16of giving Rockstar and Netflix our money
26. 1:20so we get the privilege
27. 1:24to see their marketing. That's right.
28. 1:27You need to buy Netflix if you want to
29. 1:31see the announcement of GTA 6 on the
30. 1:3527th of August. No game play, by the
31. 1:38way. There's no gameplay. You know what
32. 1:41this is? It's the extended look. That
33. 1:44means no gameplay. Maybe you've seen 0.5
34. 1:48seconds like in the good old Starfield
35. 1:50days of the game play. Oh boy, it's
36. 1:53going to be bad.
37. 1:56Justin, Netflix
38. 1:59will exclusively stream 6 hours GTA 6
39. 2:03gameplay on t uh Thursday, August 13th.
40. 2:06So, first of all, uh good good reporting
41. 2:10as always. It's not August 13 and it's
42. 2:12not 6 hours and it's not game play.
43. 2:15Great job, Games Journals. Probably
44. 2:18honestly paid Rockstar promotion
45. 2:20material. The situation is bad.
46. 2:23Everyone, needless to say, is angry. I
47. 2:25mean, look at these look at these
48. 2:27comments. Rockstar after announcement
49. 2:30and announcement for an announcement. My
50. 2:33god, this is a complete disaster. And
51. 2:37people are pissed, rightfully so. like
52. 2:40at this point defending defending
53. 2:42Rockstar. Well, there's always going to
54. 2:44be some idiot who defends their
55. 2:46multibillion dollar company like a tool
56. 2:50that they are. But I mean, most people
57. 2:53most people are done and they want to
58. 2:56see this burn. And you know what? I
59. 2:58cannot even blame them.
60. 3:00Take 2 CEO has defended GTA 6 not having
61. 3:05a physical disc.
62. 3:10No physical. Just like Sony, our
63. 3:13business is well over 90% digital
64. 3:16distributed. Yeah, because you don't
65. 3:18give us the ability to buy the physical
66. 3:21discs.
67. 3:23That's why it is like that. It's already
68. 3:26a digital business. So, it's certainly
69. 3:29in in so in certain instances,
70. 3:32especially if it's a big game. What does
71. 3:34the game have? What does this have to do
72. 3:36with the game being big or small? It
73. 3:40shouldn't matter. Well, it matters
74. 3:42because they're lying. They just want to
75. 3:45get rid of physical media so can they so
76. 3:48they can pocket more money and make you
77. 3:50not resell the game. Discs. Just uh note
78. 3:54I said discs don't really make sense for
79. 3:58the consumer. Oh. Oh, I didn't know
80. 4:02that's my opinion. Thank you, Strazelic,
81. 4:05for giving for telling me what I should
82. 4:08feel. I'm I feel so good.
83. 4:12These people are a joke and I absolutely
84. 4:15feel no sympathy towards them and their
85. 4:17plightes. In fact, I wish upon thee
86. 4:20plagues and tornadoes. Also, mo most
87. 4:25instances you have to register online to
88. 4:28play anyhow. So, if you're already
89. 4:30connected, who cares if you're
90. 4:32downloading? Yes. Just what an absolute
91. 4:36sleas ball. What an absolute deplorable
92. 4:39existence, honestly.
93. 4:42Oh, just throw nothing and be happy. My
94. 4:45god. And by the way, this is kind of
95. 4:47funny because this is real. This all
96. 4:49started with Bethesda's horse armor.
97. 4:52Well, actually, technically they it
98. 4:54started with sports games gotcha cards,
99. 4:56but that's horse armor. sounds funnier
100. 4:59because horse summer was funny and now
101. 5:02it's paying for Netflix to watch a GTA 6
102. 5:05ad. Yes. I mean, we are literally full
103. 5:08circle here because this is
104. 5:09unironically. Oh, AND BY THE WAY, IT'S
105. 5:11NOT EVEN AVAILABLE in all countries.
106. 5:14I can't even watch it.
107. 5:18What the Not that I would ever pay them
108. 5:21even though they're giving me a 7day
109. 5:23free trial for 0. Oh, thank you very
110. 5:27much Netflix. I will appreciate this.
111. 5:30Never.
112. 5:32This is making Horse Armor look quaint.
113. 5:34They just upped the game by charging you
114. 5:36to watch the advertising for GTA 6.
115. 5:39True. This will be most monetized game
116. 5:42in history. Pay to watch GTA 6
117. 5:44marketing. Pay $100 for the full game.
118. 5:46No physical disc. What else is coming?
119. 5:49Well, they're probably going to make
120. 5:51people who did not buy the $100 version
121. 5:54suffer because they are going to milk
122. 5:57every single bit that they can from
123. 5:59this. Okay, I already talked about this,
124. 6:02but yes, GTA 6 currently is being
125. 6:05monetized
126. 6:07beyond reason. Every single scumbag
127. 6:10opportunity Take 2 has, they are using
128. 6:14it to monetize this. Absolutely sad. A
129. 6:18former Rockstar dev says he wouldn't be
130. 6:20uh he would or won't be shocked at all
131. 6:23if GTA 6 is delayed another six months.
132. 6:26And this is from August 5th, by the way.
133. 6:28So, two days ago. Uh Mike York says it
134. 6:31could be delayed if even one final
135. 6:33mission isn't ready uh by November. And
136. 6:36this is something that I talked about,
137. 6:39the fact that we have a lot of rumors
138. 6:43that the Rockstar devs currently are
139. 6:46working overtime, massively overtime.
140. 6:48We're talking about tw 12our uh workday,
141. 6:52six days a week to finish this game. And
142. 6:55this is why we're not actually getting
143. 6:57any gameplay because the game's just
144. 6:59criminally not ready for the last for
145. 7:03the last like year. It's typically just
146. 7:05bug fixes. What do you What do you mean
147. 7:08your devs are working 12 12-hour shifts
148. 7:11to make the game now? What? That doesn't
149. 7:15sound like a ready game at all. It
150. 7:17sounds like a bunch of lies. In fact,
151. 7:20that is wild. Okay, and now we have the
152. 7:24big one. Thank you, Variety. because
153. 7:27this
154. 7:29GD they accidentally because of variety
155. 7:33take to expose that the pre-orders for
156. 7:36GTA 6 are not actually that great. Now
157. 7:38granted, they are still the biggest
158. 7:40pre-orders in history. Make no mistake,
159. 7:43GTA 6 is going to be a financial success
160. 7:45no matter what. But GTA 6 is not doing
161. 7:49that well as possible because, you know,
162. 7:52whenever you actually give financial
163. 7:55people, I'm sorry for device screen. It
164. 7:57is what it is. As a black trans woman, I
165. 8:00obviously would want the screen black,
166. 8:02but you know, it is what it is. Anyway,
167. 8:05listen, whenever you give actual dates
168. 8:09and uh certain amounts of money, kaching
169. 8:11kaching, uh financial people are going
170. 8:14to find stuff. And well, this is what
171. 8:16Variety got out of Take Two. Video game
172. 8:20publisher Take 2 Interactive Drew 1.39
173. 8:23billion in sales from April 1 to June
174. 8:2730th. the quarter during which its
175. 8:29operation pre-sales for GTA 6 even as
176. 8:33the company uh loses uh losses widened.
177. 8:38Well, ain't that interesting that they
178. 8:41actually gave us the April 1st to June
179. 8:4530th uh time period. Do you know what do
180. 8:49you know what April 1st to to June 30th
181. 8:52is? Well, it's the second fiscal quarter
182. 8:55of a year and this is for this year
183. 8:58which means the fiscal report for Take 2
184. 9:04interactive 2025
185. 9:06which has concluded because it's the
186. 9:08conclusion of the fiscal year can be
187. 9:11used to compare these numbers and
188. 9:16as someone who worked in finance
189. 9:20but I have not read all of
190. 9:22And and I could be wrong here because
191. 9:25all of these fiscal reports for a year
192. 9:28are made to be as deceptive as possible.
193. 9:31So no one can understand information
194. 9:33actually provided. But they do actually
195. 9:37have the threemon ending with a June
196. 9:4030th 2025
197. 9:43which would actually be the same time
198. 9:45period as April 1st and June 30th this
199. 9:48year. And that is very interesting
200. 9:50because Take interactive has drawn 1.4
201. 9:54billion effectively this year from the
202. 9:56GTA sales. Now how does that stack up to
203. 10:01last year you would ask? Well, when we
204. 10:04look at total revenue,
205. 10:09we we find it that it's
206. 10:12hey, is this correct? outlook B in
207. 10:16parentheses which means billion by the
208. 10:18way. Yes, they they always tell you
209. 10:21somewhere uh be above or below. Is it
210. 10:25billions? Is it millions or what kind of
211. 10:27units that we're talking about here?
212. 10:31And wait, what is this?
213. 10:342025
214. 10:36your net revenue which by the way is
215. 10:39this sales again. There's like you you
216. 10:42can call this [ __ ] [ __ ] EBIT. You can
217. 10:45call this booking. You can call it
218. 10:47revenue. You can call this sales.
219. 10:49There's like literally five [ __ ]
220. 10:51different words you can use for the same
221. 10:53for the same amount of money. Uh that
222. 10:56can be compared here. And in this case,
223. 10:59revenue is comparable to sales because
224. 11:02sales is before tax and whatnot. Revenue
225. 11:06is also before tax and whatnot. And this
226. 11:09number is oddly almost the same as this
227. 11:13one. Yet for some reason in 2025 there
228. 11:17was no GTA 6 pre-orders.
229. 11:20H
230. 11:24interesting.
231. 11:26So, you're telling me now this, which we
232. 11:30can actually also, by the way, see up
233. 11:32here, that uh their netbooking has
234. 11:35actually increased
235. 11:38yeartoyear.
236. 11:40So, it's kind of strange that this
237. 11:43number right here with the GTA 6
238. 11:46pre-orders is almost the same as the
239. 11:49previous year. That's kind of really,
240. 11:51really strange. Now granted, maybe this
241. 11:54is Borderlands, but if Borderlands,
242. 11:57Borderlands has roughly made
243. 12:01400 million, I would say before tax,
244. 12:05before Steam cuts, before everything.
245. 12:07400 million. So, at best case scenario,
246. 12:11GTA 6 has added 400 billion uh to the
247. 12:15Take Take Two's uh financials, which is
248. 12:19not a lot. Now, don't get me wrong, they
249. 12:22still probably have at least three three
250. 12:24million plus actual real uh pre-orders,
251. 12:28but these numbers are pretty bad. Now,
252. 12:31granted, this is more for the numbers
253. 12:33people out there, but yeah, we can't
254. 12:35really estimate it too well because I'm
255. 12:38not going to read through this. This is
256. 12:40also one of the more annoying [ __ ]
257. 12:42formats how they have done this. Okay,
258. 12:45trust me. Uh, this this style is not
259. 12:50intended. This is just someone did not
260. 12:53[ __ ] know how to make the Excel.
261. 12:56I'm not kidding, by the way. I'm not
262. 12:57kidding, by the way. Someone This is not
263. 13:00intended. Someone just did not know how
264. 13:02to properly format the Excel. [laughter]
265. 13:07I can tell because I have made similar
266. 13:09mistakes. In any case, GTA 6 is cooked.
267. 13:15It's the piss. Anyway, thanks for
268. 13:17watching. Subscribe. Have it. Takes less
269. 13:19than a second. Have a nice day. Bye.