Get Real With Me | Stassi Schroeder — Transcript

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1. 0:00Welcome back to Get Real with Me, where
2. 0:02we sit down, get ready, and get real
3. 0:04with some of my favorite people. Today
4. 0:06we have on someone really, really
5. 0:08exciting. She's a reality TV icon. She's
6. 0:12an author, podcast host, model. She
7. 0:15invented OOTD. She's the devil herself.
8. 0:20Come in.
9. 0:22[music]
10. 0:28>> [music]
11. 0:29>> Get real with me.
12. 0:32>> Did you just call me a model? [laughter]
13. 0:35>> Styro.
14. 0:36>> Oh my gosh. Thanks for [laughter] making
15. 0:39me feel so good about myself.
16. 0:40>> Of course. Welcome in. What's your
17. 0:43getting ready drink of choice?
18. 0:44>> I have two.
19. 0:45>> Okay.
20. 0:46>> Apparel spritzes and rosé. They both run
21. 0:48through my veins like water. I don't
22. 0:50even It's like I don't even feel it.
23. 0:52>> Well, that's amazing. I could have 17
24. 0:54apperal spritzes and like literally be
25. 0:57fine.
26. 0:58>> Well, maybe we should.
27. 0:59>> I could recite whatever you wanted
28. 1:00backwards, but let's get apperel
29. 1:03spritzes.
30. 1:03>> Okay. Apparel spritz, please. Awkward.
31. 1:06>> Give me the apperal spritz.
32. 1:07>> Oh, we're making them. I love this.
33. 1:10>> Yay.
34. 1:11>> Okay,
35. 1:12>> this is like the most important part of
36. 1:14getting ready.
37. 1:15>> Do you know how to make an apperal
38. 1:16spritz?
39. 1:16>> Um,
40. 1:17>> meaning I can use
41. 1:18>> I know what goes in it, but please
42. 1:19teach.
43. 1:20>> And you guys got Procco. Thank you. So,
44. 1:22this won't make it won't make you feel
45. 1:24as sick. Champagne makes me feel sick,
46. 1:25too.
47. 1:26>> I heard you say that.
48. 1:27>> Sometimes I get hives and I don't know
49. 1:30what it is with alcohol. It might be cuz
50. 1:32I thought it was champagne.
51. 1:33>> Allergic to alcohol.
52. 1:35>> I might be.
53. 1:36>> I just party for 25 hours.
54. 1:37>> I know. And I have to take an
55. 1:38antihistamine now every time I drink or
56. 1:40I get high. [laughter]
57. 1:42So, if I'm allergic to alcohol, that's
58. 1:44going to be a real damper.
59. 1:45>> That's my worst fear.
60. 1:47>> But honestly,
61. 1:48>> it's like a real [laughter] thing. Like,
62. 1:49do you think that you developed it or?
63. 1:51>> Definitely because I've never had this
64. 1:53before. It's just a little rash, though.
65. 1:55Like, my throat's not closing, so
66. 1:58>> it's manageable.
67. 1:59>> Okay. So, how much are we putting in?
68. 2:00>> I mean, honestly, I'm just going to like
69. 2:02go for it. These bottles are so cute and
70. 2:04mini. That smells like tequila.
71. 2:06>> It does. Oh, that's tequila. That's why.
72. 2:09Just in case we want a tequila shot. Do
73. 2:11you ever drink tequila?
74. 2:13>> Like once a year, I'll do a tequila
75. 2:15shot.
76. 2:16>> Do you want me to get rid of it?
77. 2:17>> No, it's okay. I'm a big girl. I can
78. 2:18handle it. I normally just like don't
79. 2:20mix my alcohols.
80. 2:22>> Yeah, I used to stick to one.
81. 2:23>> I used to all the time. That was my
82. 2:25>> Do you get sick or crazy or both?
83. 2:27>> At this point, I just think sick.
84. 2:30[clears throat and laughter]
85. 2:31>> I like I shut myself down before I get
86. 2:33crazy.
87. 2:33>> So, you don't go out anymore, but do you
88. 2:35drink?
89. 2:36>> Yes.
90. 2:37>> Okay.
91. 2:38>> What do you think moms of two are doing?
92. 2:40Just sitting around sober every night?
93. 2:42>> No, I still need to live.
94. 2:44>> Okay. Well, that's good to know.
95. 2:45>> Yeah, it's like wine time. 5:00. It's
96. 2:48like my favorite time of night. Cheers.
97. 2:50Cheers. Yay.
98. 2:56I used to drive myself to the clubs by
99. 2:58myself and be like, I'm sure I'll know
100. 3:01someone there like if my friends
101. 3:03couldn't come with me.
102. 3:04>> Really?
103. 3:04>> I was driving to the clubs like Leoo,
104. 3:07Goa, Teddy's at the Roosevelt. Oh my
105. 3:10god. No, I was here when like Hollywood
106. 3:12was like so fun.
107. 3:13>> I was going to ask. It used to be fun
108. 3:15here, right? Because now it's a snooze.
109. 3:17I don't want to go.
110. 3:18>> It's because of all of the [ __ ]
111. 3:20iPhones and the social media that like
112. 3:22it used to be like you go in a club and
113. 3:25Britney Spears is there, Lindsay Luen's
114. 3:27there, Leonardo DiCaprio like
115. 3:29>> Oh, he's still there.
116. 3:30>> Yeah, that's true.
117. 3:31>> He's still lurking in the corners.
118. 3:33>> That's true.
119. 3:34>> So, I'm really excited to see your
120. 3:36makeup routine. They'll give a lot of
121. 3:38good products over here.
122. 3:39>> Okay. The last time and only time I did
123. 3:41a get ready with me with like makeup,
124. 3:43everyone flooded my comments with being
125. 3:45like, "Okay, 2016."
126. 3:48So, I got really insecure about it. And
127. 3:50I never did one again.
128. 3:51>> Really?
129. 3:52>> Yeah.
130. 3:52>> Why?
131. 3:53>> Um, I guess I do my makeup like we're
132. 3:55still in 2016.
133. 3:56>> No.
134. 3:57>> Yes.
135. 3:58>> I don't know. [laughter]
136. 4:00>> I mean, like I think you do.
137. 4:02>> I have my I have my foundation on. Thank
138. 4:05you. Well, that's cuz I didn't do my
139. 4:06makeup yet. [laughter]
140. 4:07You haven't seen it. I have my
141. 4:09foundation on.
142. 4:10>> It came with that. I have my eyebrows,
143. 4:12which also our mutual friend, let's call
144. 4:15her out. Name her. Kate.
145. 4:16>> Kate, what'd she say to you?
146. 4:18>> She literally was like, I'm going to
147. 4:19need you to stop with your eyebrows and
148. 4:21change them now. And I'm like, why? And
149. 4:22she was like, I hate them. They're like
150. 4:24porcupines. Alex did that two years ago.
151. 4:27And I'm like, shut up.
152. 4:29>> Is it lamination?
153. 4:30>> Yeah, but I then relaminate it like
154. 4:32myself.
155. 4:34>> This is the thing. It looks so good on
156. 4:36me.
157. 4:37>> It does look good on you. It didn't look
158. 4:38good on me. Did have you seen my
159. 4:40lamination my eyebrows?
160. 4:42>> I'd like to see a photo
161. 4:43>> and they were black as well.
162. 4:45>> I justice for my porcupine
163. 4:46[clears throat] eyebrows because
164. 4:48everybody thinks I got work done. I will
165. 4:51soon but like I haven't yet and I think
166. 4:53it's because I started
167. 4:55>> of the eyebrows.
168. 4:56>> Yes.
169. 4:56>> Really?
170. 4:57>> It changes my face. See, I had bigger
171. 5:00eyebrows and then I thinned them out a
172. 5:02lot and everyone was like, "Don't do it.
173. 5:03We've been through this. They're never
174. 5:05going to grow back." But I don't know if
175. 5:06I want them to grow back.
176. 5:08>> Well, sometimes people look better with
177. 5:09thin eyebrows. Sometimes people look
178. 5:10better with porcupine eyebrows. And I
179. 5:12happen to fall into the latter category.
180. 5:13Do you know what I mean?
181. 5:14>> Yeah. Let me see if I can find a thing
182. 5:16on TikTok. So, what foundation did you
183. 5:17do? What did you put on your base that
184. 5:19we missed?
185. 5:20>> Literally Estee Lauder Double Wear no
186. 5:21matter what. It's like concrete. It
187. 5:23doesn't move from your face. I'm not
188. 5:24into like, oh, let my skin show through.
189. 5:27And then I have this. This is 20s.
190. 5:29>> Hey, I like that. I just ran out of
191. 5:31mine. But I've got my Benefit little box
192. 5:34over here that has seen
193. 5:37>> everything. I've had this for years and
194. 5:39years and years.
195. 5:40>> Love that you're so loyal.
196. 5:42>> It has [laughter] a bobby pin stuck to
197. 5:44it. [ __ ] all over the bottom.
198. 5:45>> I did my powder. See, I'm I I that what
199. 5:48you're doing. I don't know how to do
200. 5:49that. I have to just use powders. Like
201. 5:51this is my powder bronzer.
202. 5:53>> You don't use like a liquid contour
203. 5:54bronzer.
204. 5:55>> No, because I feel like it would [ __ ]
205. 5:56with my Esteee Lauder Double Wear
206. 5:58foundation.
207. 5:59>> Like it would
208. 5:59>> like not mix well. Yeah,
209. 6:01>> I get what you're saying.
210. 6:02>> I'd like to learn like I want
211. 6:04>> to do it before your foundation, too.
212. 6:06Under it, like underpainting.
213. 6:08>> I need to learn how to do that.
214. 6:10>> I also want to start with this
215. 6:11>> learn how to sculpt my nose.
216. 6:13>> Are you going to do that?
217. 6:15>> Of course, I can't leave the house
218. 6:16without it. That's like one of the
219. 6:18biggest things that I struggle with when
220. 6:19like getting my makeup done is my nose
221. 6:22because I I and I do think I make it
222. 6:24look a little orange, but I like it that
223. 6:26way. You know,
224. 6:27>> you know what? The only photo you and I
225. 6:29have together is from Sports Illustrated
226. 6:33in Miami.
227. 6:34>> And I put so much bronzer and blush on
228. 6:37my nose that it looked like someone
229. 6:39punched it flat. [laughter]
230. 6:41>> And I'm really insecure about that
231. 6:42photo. Really? That's unfortunate.
232. 6:44>> I thought you were going to say I looked
233. 6:46orange that day. I was struggling
234. 6:48because I wore a top too small. My
235. 6:50nipples [laughter] were out the whole
236. 6:51day. Was like a see-through mesh top.
237. 6:54>> Okay. I'm going to have to go back in
238. 6:55the photo album.
239. 6:56>> Yeah. know
240. 6:57>> I offered you a beta blocker. You didn't
241. 6:59take it.
242. 7:00>> That's on you.
243. 7:00>> I would I regret that so much. Although
244. 7:04I've never taken it and I get scared
245. 7:06like taking things for the first time.
246. 7:08Like sometimes if I have to take like an
247. 7:09Advil. Well, no, I don't get stressed
248. 7:11out now, but I used to.
249. 7:13>> Really?
250. 7:14>> Yeah. I just get scared with stuff.
251. 7:15>> The only thing I've ever got stressed
252. 7:17out about taking was drugs like at
253. 7:20Coachella.
254. 7:21>> But [laughter]
255. 7:22>> that stresses me out. But a beta
256. 7:24blocker, like nothing could go wrong.
257. 7:26No.
258. 7:26>> Like I couldn't go limp.
259. 7:28>> I don't believe so.
260. 7:29>> How often do you take it?
261. 7:31>> Um, well, I took one today.
262. 7:32>> Oh, really?
263. 7:33>> Yeah, cuz I'm here with you right now
264. 7:35filming something. So, yeah.
265. 7:36>> No way.
266. 7:37>> Yeah.
267. 7:38>> Really?
268. 7:38>> Yes.
269. 7:39>> And is that [laughter]
270. 7:42is that just how you're so calm, cool,
271. 7:44and collected? I should do that.
272. 7:46>> I wonder how I was calm, cool, and
273. 7:48collected before I discovered this cuz I
274. 7:50only discovered beta blockers a year
275. 7:51ago. Do you think it's made you nicer?
276. 7:54>> No, unfortunately.
277. 7:56[laughter]
278. 7:57>> I don't feel like there's any change in
279. 8:00mood or kindness. Okay.
280. 8:01>> No.
281. 8:02>> I've only taken a Xanax once actually,
282. 8:04but when I was having like a real panic
283. 8:06attack. I know.
284. 8:07>> Well, I mean, I don't know why else.
285. 8:08>> For a party girl who just was awake for
286. 8:1025 hours, you haven't really experienced
287. 8:12a lot. [laughter]
288. 8:13>> Because I haven't taken.
289. 8:16>> Well, I've experienced enough, I think.
290. 8:18>> Oh, this is also why people said I was
291. 8:20from like 2016. Oh, I can see that. But
292. 8:23they have great palettes.
293. 8:24>> Yeah, I know.
294. 8:25>> At least it's not like the naked one.
295. 8:27>> You have that at home. [laughter]
296. 8:30>> Like, do I feel like using this or this
297. 8:32one is like for
298. 8:33>> That one's That one's more um modern,
299. 8:36>> right? We're going to do that one
300. 8:37>> in this day and age.
301. 8:38>> Okay. Am I allowed to stand up?
302. 8:41>> Of course. Are you uncomfortable?
303. 8:43>> No. I just have to I'm old. I have to
304. 8:46[laughter]
305. 8:47go like this. I can't just do my [ __ ]
306. 8:50makeup. It's a mile. The mirror's a mile
307. 8:52away. Like how do you do any of this?
308. 8:54Like seriously,
309. 8:56>> anyone have a magnifying? [laughter]
310. 9:00>> She's gone blind.
311. 9:01>> Thank you.
312. 9:02>> I feel like I never get told I look like
313. 9:04anyone. And I've gotten comments before
314. 9:05saying I look like you.
315. 9:06>> Wait, no. Alex, when you like came out
316. 9:09in like 2020, I got so many like
317. 9:13messages from people being like,
318. 9:14"There's this girl who looks like you
319. 9:16when you were younger. Cool. Thanks for
320. 9:17reminding me that I used to be young."
321. 9:19And then I was like, "Oh my god, she's
322. 9:20so pretty. This is such a compliment
323. 9:22>> from then."
324. 9:22>> From then
325. 9:23>> when I had my platinum hair and massive
326. 9:26lips.
327. 9:27>> Yes, I also went through that phase
328. 9:29though.
329. 9:30>> Yeah,
330. 9:30>> I went through a platinum massive lips
331. 9:32phase.
332. 9:33>> I'm trying to calm it down and looking
333. 9:35at you with your darker hair, which I
334. 9:37wanted to ask you about this journey.
335. 9:39>> Thanks.
336. 9:39>> Because it's one I want to go on. It's
337. 9:41just a really scary transition.
338. 9:43>> Okay.
339. 9:44>> But you look so good. Thank you so much
340. 9:47for saying that because people in the
341. 9:48comment section are like I miss you
342. 9:50blonde and I'm like you're obviously not
343. 9:51a real fan. Shut up. You wouldn't say
344. 9:53that to me. And then I looked at I'm not
345. 9:55joking myself on seasons one of two of
346. 9:58Vanderpump roles. I didn't watch it but
347. 10:00like I saw like [laughter] photos,
348. 10:01memes, whatever. And I was like wow I
349. 10:04looked so much prettier with like a
350. 10:06darker blonde.
351. 10:08>> So then we did like a darker blonde and
352. 10:10I have just been growing it out ever
353. 10:12since. So like this to like this. It's
354. 10:16like that's three years of just I
355. 10:18haven't done my hair in three years.
356. 10:19>> Really? Yeah.
357. 10:20>> It's such a pretty natural color, too,
358. 10:21cuz there is like a highlight in there.
359. 10:23>> That might be some grays.
360. 10:25>> No, it's a golden highlight.
361. 10:27>> Or it might be the clip-in extensions
362. 10:29that I have right here. [clears throat]
363. 10:31>> Well,
364. 10:32>> yeah,
365. 10:32>> it looks pretty. Whatever it is.
366. 10:34>> Thank you.
367. 10:35>> I like it.
368. 10:35>> Right.
369. 10:36>> And so, do you think this is something I
370. 10:38should do? So, you were just like known
371. 10:41for being like the iconic blonde. So, we
372. 10:43got to let that go. We got to just if
373. 10:45we're going to do this,
374. 10:47>> you got to let that RIP.
375. 10:49>> RIP to who she was before. I think 100%
376. 10:52you should be getting low lightss and
377. 10:54trying something new. Although, give it
378. 10:55a beat because you just did awesome
379. 10:57bangs. So, like enjoy your bangs with
380. 11:00your blonde hair.
381. 11:01>> Mhm.
382. 11:01>> Maybe in a few months.
383. 11:02>> I can't be bang brunette.
384. 11:03>> No,
385. 11:04>> that's that's [laughter] too much.
386. 11:05>> At least not not now. Not like not you
387. 11:08got to ease into the change.
388. 11:11>> I actually highlighted my hair this week
389. 11:13to then take a glaze next to take a
390. 11:16glaze, but I canceled the appointment
391. 11:18cuz I got nervous.
392. 11:19>> Why did you get nervous?
393. 11:21>> Because I think I'm going out and it
394. 11:23might be like the first time I'm going
395. 11:24to see my ex-boyfriend
396. 11:26and I haven't seen him.
397. 11:27>> Oh [ __ ]
398. 11:28>> So I didn't want to like do my hair and
399. 11:30then not look good.
400. 11:31>> That's
401. 11:32>> it was too much. It was too much of a
402. 11:33[laughter] risk.
403. 11:35>> I couldn't risk it. So maybe after this
404. 11:38first bump in.
405. 11:39>> That's like some really smart girl math
406. 11:40right there. Like, okay, well, if I get
407. 11:42my hair done now and then I see my
408. 11:43ex-boyfriend, [ __ ] could go wrong. Yeah,
409. 11:45totally. I get it.
410. 11:46>> Let's not take the risk. So, what are
411. 11:48you doing?
412. 11:49>> Um, I don't know. Like,
413. 11:52>> I kind of just do things without any
414. 11:54rhyme or reason.
415. 11:56>> I put this shade, which I'm mad that I
416. 11:58did. [laughter]
417. 11:59>> Yeah. You know
418. 12:00>> how do we do it
419. 12:03>> up and top like
420. 12:07[snorts]
421. 12:09>> like
422. 12:12doing that? That's what I'm doing. Why
423. 12:15this? So it focuses on it. Oh,
424. 12:18[laughter]
425. 12:19that makes so much sense.
426. 12:23Don't use it. It's not the right color
427. 12:25when you have a spray tan. This is for
428. 12:27when I'm pale, and I'm not pale right
429. 12:29now. Anyway, I put it all over my lid.
430. 12:31Now I'm trying to put this one and this
431. 12:33one in the creases of my lid to just
432. 12:36like balance that [ __ ] out.
433. 12:38>> It looks pretty.
434. 12:39>> Thank you. What are you doing?
435. 12:41>> Oh, I'm getting into the nose.
436. 12:43>> Oh, this is where it should be paying
437. 12:44attention. Are you serious? [laughter]
438. 12:47>> Yeah. So, this is how we start.
439. 12:49>> Is that how we all should start?
440. 12:51>> I like it because I want my nose to look
441. 12:53I try to like give myself a nose job.
442. 12:55>> Yeah. Like I want to look like um Ariana
443. 12:57Grande when she's doing Glenda.
444. 12:59>> Yeah. So, you got to make like a little
445. 13:01bulb at the end, but not too high up,
446. 13:03like kind of far down, and then I do two
447. 13:06lines up the side. It's a little
448. 13:09crooked, but
449. 13:11Oh my god. Okay.
450. 13:12>> Mhm.
451. 13:13>> What if I do it too low or too high?
452. 13:15>> Um, you can always blend.
453. 13:17>> Oh my god, I'm scared. I'm scared.
454. 13:20>> Oh, it's going to look so good.
455. 13:21[laughter]
456. 13:22Oh my god, Glinda. I was going to say
457. 13:25Rudolph. I love Christmas time. Don't
458. 13:26you? [laughter]
459. 13:28>> When's your birthday?
460. 13:29>> June 24th.
461. 13:30>> My birthday's in December. So,
462. 13:32>> Oh, are you Sagittarius?
463. 13:34>> Mhm. Are you a Cancer?
464. 13:35>> Yes.
465. 13:36>> Okay.
466. 13:36>> Do we get along?
467. 13:38>> I don't know.
468. 13:38>> I actually don't know either.
469. 13:39>> Do you have co-star ever?
470. 13:41>> What's that?
471. 13:43>> What's a co-star?
472. 13:44>> Are you into astrology?
473. 13:45>> Yeah. I [ __ ] live for that [ __ ] Are
474. 13:47you joking?
475. 13:47>> Okay. The lines are too far apart.
476. 13:50>> It's going to get like then it's going
477. 13:51to look fat.
478. 13:54Like that's where you want the concealer
479. 13:55to be.
480. 13:56>> Oh, seriously?
481. 13:59Oh my god. Now my Okay,
482. 14:02>> redo. And then we'll put concealer on
483. 14:03the sides.
484. 14:04>> What about that?
485. 14:04>> So, blend.
486. 14:05>> Mhm.
487. 14:06>> Better.
488. 14:07>> Yeah. You only want it to be like right
489. 14:10where you're going to put the highlight.
490. 14:11I don't know if I'm doing a good job at
491. 14:13explaining this. So, then I take this
492. 14:14Benefit highlighter, which is like
493. 14:16blinding,
494. 14:19and put it there. See how it makes like
495. 14:21a little tip?
496. 14:22>> Yeah. Yeah, I do that. I do the
497. 14:23highlighter and the the tip. I really
498. 14:25do. Oh, I see what you mean about you
499. 14:27don't want to do it too wide.
500. 14:29>> Mhm.
501. 14:30>> Um but I look insane. Hold on. It might
502. 14:32work out. It might work out.
503. 14:33>> Just blend. And then you can
504. 14:36>> blend this
505. 14:37>> in a circle. Like don't don't get it in
506. 14:40the middle.
507. 14:41>> I'm so scared. Okay.
508. 14:43>> No, it's looking good.
509. 14:44>> I don't want to look like a weirdo on
510. 14:46your show. actually
511. 14:52right.
512. 14:54>> Yeah. Good. You like it?
513. 14:55>> I do. It looks like a little sunburnt
514. 14:57right there, but that's okay. That can
515. 14:58be fixed.
516. 14:59>> We could use a little concealer maybe on
517. 15:01the sides.
518. 15:03>> But you have a great nose, so you don't
519. 15:04need to be doing all this. This is like
520. 15:05what I do in lie of getting a nose job.
521. 15:08>> But like if we all get nose jobs, we're
522. 15:10all going to look the same.
523. 15:12>> That's why I don't want to do it.
524. 15:13>> Right. I went in for a consultation and
525. 15:16I got so panicked.
526. 15:17>> Do you have a tin like a real makeup
527. 15:19artist does? [clears throat]
528. 15:20>> No. Is that your tin?
529. 15:22>> Yeah.
530. 15:22>> Why do you tin?
531. 15:23>> Where do you put your foundation then?
532. 15:25>> On my hand.
533. 15:26>> It's dirty.
534. 15:28>> My hand?
535. 15:29>> Yeah. All hands are dirty.
536. 15:30>> Do you clean your tin? Maybe your tin is
537. 15:32dirty. [laughter] It doesn't look so
538. 15:34clean.
539. 15:35>> I think I wash my hands more than you
540. 15:37wash that tin.
541. 15:38>> Yeah, I think you're right. [laughter]
542. 15:40>> Touche. Do you find beauty trends
543. 15:43online?
544. 15:43>> Yeah, I love Tik Tok.
545. 15:45>> What's like your Tik Tok algorithm?
546. 15:47>> Scottish castles, haunted houses,
547. 15:51Paris.
548. 15:53>> You like horror?
549. 15:54>> Yeah,
550. 15:55>> I do too.
551. 15:55>> What genre is your favorite? What subg
552. 15:57genre is your favorite horror?
553. 15:59>> Well, I've never really thought about it
554. 16:00like that.
555. 16:01>> Well, you could like slasher. You could
556. 16:02like ghost stuff. You could like
557. 16:04>> I like I mean, you tell me what genres
558. 16:07these are. I like the conjuring and I
559. 16:09like Silence of the Lambs. Love. Okay.
560. 16:12Two completely different ones, but like
561. 16:14yeah, love. The Conjuring universe is
562. 16:16the best. Especially if you decide to
563. 16:18watch it in not in the order that
564. 16:20they're made, but the order of like
565. 16:23technically the events happening. That's
566. 16:26a fun day. [ __ ] your 25 [laughter] hour
567. 16:29party.
568. 16:29>> I'm staying in and watching the right
569. 16:31now.
570. 16:31>> Okay. Cheers.
571. 16:32>> Cheers. This is fun. I like this.
572. 16:36>> This is great. Do you ever get ready
573. 16:38with girlfriends? I used to all the
574. 16:41time. I don't that was like more fun
575. 16:43than actually going out. The getting
576. 16:45ready part.
577. 16:45>> That's the best.
578. 16:46>> But when you have kids, life changes.
579. 16:49Sometimes not always for the best. You
580. 16:52know, you don't get to get ready with
581. 16:54your girlfriends anymore. [laughter]
582. 16:55I get ready with kids being like,
583. 16:57"Mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mom, mom." Now
584. 16:59I just want silence when I'm getting
585. 17:01ready.
586. 17:01>> Yeah, that makes sense.
587. 17:02>> So, just like enjoy your girl time while
588. 17:04you have it. I try to, but I feel like
589. 17:06that's also my problem is I never want
590. 17:09to say no to things because I'm like,
591. 17:10well, this won't be forever.
592. 17:12>> So, you have FOMO, but you've thought
593. 17:13about it and why you have it. I've
594. 17:15always had Jo and that is joy of missing
595. 17:17out. I don't even need invitations.
596. 17:19Like, I'm not one of those people that's
597. 17:20like, I just like to be invited, but I
598. 17:22like to say no. You don't even have to
599. 17:23invite me.
600. 17:24>> Like, you don't want to go
601. 17:25>> for the most part. No.
602. 17:27>> Okay. Well, I like that. I need a little
603. 17:29bit more of that in my life.
604. 17:31>> Okay. So, you're just doing that. The
605. 17:33only way I know how to put on liner is
606. 17:36to use like a card. This was like my
607. 17:39>> Is that like a
608. 17:39>> my vaccination card?
609. 17:41>> Oh, [clears throat] so you are doing the
610. 17:44Tell Me Lies podcast right now. How's
611. 17:46that going?
612. 17:46>> Oh my god, that was so fun. We did them
613. 17:49all in a week in New York and LA. That
614. 17:51cast was so amazing and I felt like I
615. 17:53was just like in full-blown Tell Me Lies
616. 17:55world for just like a week straight.
617. 17:58Like they're awesome.
618. 18:00>> Did you enjoy doing that?
619. 18:01>> Yeah. No, I just love [laughter] that
620. 18:04Hulu is putting me to work. I'm like,
621. 18:06give me all the jobs. Let me take over
622. 18:07your streamer.
623. 18:08>> But now you're doing your podcast on
624. 18:10Netflix.
625. 18:11>> Yeah. Okay, that sounds like I like
626. 18:13cheated it. I did it. I got permission
627. 18:16and everyone involved was happy.
628. 18:18>> We can work in tandem.
629. 18:19>> Yes. And like they're like, "You know
630. 18:20what? This benefits us and it benefit it
631. 18:22benefits the greater good."
632. 18:24>> I love when streamers can just like get
633. 18:26along. It's so romantic.
634. 18:28>> Yeah.
635. 18:29>> I'm from the Bravo universe. They didn't
636. 18:31get along with anyone.
637. 18:32>> How was that? Cuz now I'm starting to
638. 18:34film this reality show.
639. 18:36>> Yeah. Congratulations, by the way.
640. 18:38That's like huge.
641. 18:39>> But I'm like, I don't know what I'm
642. 18:41getting myself into. I'm afraid for what
643. 18:44people are going to see of me cuz like I
644. 18:46talk about my life a lot, but I think
645. 18:48like showing it and then not having
646. 18:50control of what's being shown. Well,
647. 18:54it is a scary thing, but like nothing
648. 18:57worth it or great ever was easy.
649. 19:01>> Mhm.
650. 19:01>> You know, it's going to be hard, but you
651. 19:03really just need to not think about what
652. 19:05other people are going to that's the
653. 19:06only way to survive. That's
654. 19:08>> what other people going to think of me.
655. 19:09>> Yes. That's the only way to like be good
656. 19:10in a scene. If that thought crosses your
657. 19:13mind, like what are people going to
658. 19:14think of me while you're shooting? That
659. 19:16just brings the scene down. You have to
660. 19:19just be like fully present in it. and
661. 19:21then afterwards spiral and go like,
662. 19:23"Fuck, what are people gonna think of
663. 19:24[laughter] me?"
664. 19:26>> You know?
665. 19:26>> Okay, that's good advice. Did you ever
666. 19:27feel like weird filming?
667. 19:30>> No.
668. 19:30>> Like you felt like there was cameras
669. 19:31there or you just felt pretty natural?
670. 19:33>> I was never aware of the cameras.
671. 19:34>> Mhm. And how did you get into that?
672. 19:36>> Oh my god. Here we go. This is going to
673. 19:38be embarrassing. Um,
674. 19:40>> you don't even need to answer if you
675. 19:41don't.
676. 19:41>> Okay. Enough. Enough people know. So,
677. 19:43like [laughter] if I don't like talk
678. 19:45about it, it just looks weirder. My dad
679. 19:48put me and my brother on the Amazing
680. 19:50Race when I was 16 during my like
681. 19:52wannabe goth ugly face before my chin
682. 19:55implant, which I'll never forgive him
683. 19:58for. And then like after that, I moved
684. 20:01to LA to go to I went to LMU
685. 20:03>> and [clears throat] someone reached out
686. 20:04to me and was like, "We have this show
687. 20:06called Queen Bees. We think you'd be
688. 20:08great." And it ended up being a show
689. 20:10about like Mean Girls and trying to
690. 20:13reform them. Cool.
691. 20:15>> And this actually happened. Mhm. And so
692. 20:17I did that and then after I graduated
693. 20:19college, um I started working at this
694. 20:22restaurant, sir, and like the reality TV
695. 20:25gods just found me again. And they were
696. 20:27like, "We want to do a show about people
697. 20:29who work here.
698. 20:30>> Would you be interested?" And I'm like,
699. 20:31"Would I be interested?
700. 20:34>> I [laughter] got this on lock. I got I'm
701. 20:36I'm down."
702. 20:38>> That must be so much fun though, I
703. 20:39guess, to have
704. 20:40>> it really record of.
705. 20:41>> It was. And Vanderpumples was
706. 20:43traumatizing at times, but it is really
707. 20:46cool that I had like all of my 20s like
708. 20:48documented for better, for worse
709. 20:51>> and all the experiences that have come
710. 20:53from it. Like I'm really grateful for
711. 20:55it. It was like being in a really [ __ ]
712. 20:58up co-ed sorority.
713. 20:59>> I can't even imagine cuz like I'm
714. 21:01filming I can't imagine filming with
715. 21:03people
716. 21:04>> that you don't like.
717. 21:05>> Yeah.
718. 21:05>> Yeah. You're filming with your family.
719. 21:07That's fun as [ __ ] Listen, you've
720. 21:09mastered almost every actually
721. 21:11everything. I can't think of anything
722. 21:12that you haven't. Anything that you try,
723. 21:15>> so I feel like
724. 21:16>> Well, thank you. That's very sweet. But
725. 21:18I don't know about that. [laughter]
726. 21:20>> And the fact that you have shared so
727. 21:22much on TikTok, you are you're used to
728. 21:25criticism.
729. 21:26>> Yeah. I honestly I think I got to the
730. 21:28point now where I feel good with all of
731. 21:31that. It used to stress me out a lot
732. 21:32more.
733. 21:33>> Have you ever wrote like commented a
734. 21:35negative thing on someone's page?
735. 21:37>> No. left a hate comment.
736. 21:39>> Yeah.
737. 21:39>> No,
738. 21:40>> exactly. Only [ __ ] weirdos do that.
739. 21:42And I don't want to be friends with
740. 21:43weirdos. So what weirdos think about me?
741. 21:47>> Yeah.
742. 21:47>> It doesn't matter.
743. 21:48>> Can't control it.
744. 21:50>> I've realized that there is like a power
745. 21:52in letting people miss you. But then you
746. 21:54also when you have momentum, you have
747. 21:56momentum and you need to take advantage
748. 21:57of that.
749. 21:58>> Yeah. It's also hard with social media
750. 22:00because things move so fast. I feel like
751. 22:02it's, you know, you disappear for one
752. 22:04second and then there could be 40 more
753. 22:06people after you and like you're
754. 22:08forgotten.
755. 22:08>> You are Alex Earl. Never forget that.
756. 22:13>> That was really sweet. Thanks.
757. 22:16>> It's true. This is really hard to like
758. 22:19do your makeup knowing that people are
759. 22:21watching you do your makeup. I don't
760. 22:22know how you do this on a regular basis
761. 22:24like on TikTok.
762. 22:25>> Like you feel like people are watching
763. 22:26you right now so you're messing up. I'm
764. 22:28so used to like my makeup time being
765. 22:30like my alone time to just concentrate.
766. 22:33So like to be concentrating on two
767. 22:35things at once. I'm like not I don't am
768. 22:37I not good at multitasking?
769. 22:38>> Let's take a break.
770. 22:39>> Yeah, but am I like my hottest
771. 22:41>> on your nose?
772. 22:42>> I like it.
773. 22:43>> Yeah, I like it too.
774. 22:46So you're the OOT TD girl, huh?
775. 22:50[laughter]
776. 22:53>> That's me.
777. 22:56>> [laughter]
778. 22:57>> Yeah, I know. I really liked um the
779. 23:00hashtag OOTD and I remember when there
780. 23:02were national holidays on social media.
781. 23:04>> Yes.
782. 23:04>> Yeah. I bought one. It was stupid.
783. 23:06>> And you bought the day.
784. 23:08>> I bought national OOTD day. June 30th,
785. 23:10everyone celebrate. The way that you do
786. 23:13get ready with me.
787. 23:14>> Yeah.
788. 23:14>> Every day I would constantly just take a
789. 23:16mirror selfie of my of my outfit and
790. 23:19just write OOTD.
791. 23:20>> OTD.
792. 23:21>> I mean, it wasn't it's not like
793. 23:22groundbreaking. I wasn't the only one
794. 23:24doing that, but no one decided to like
795. 23:26buy at the national holiday, so people
796. 23:28associate it with me. Yeah.
797. 23:30>> So, you are the OOTD girl.
798. 23:32>> You know what? Yes, I am. [laughter]
799. 23:33I'm the OOTD girl.
800. 23:36>> Perfect. Like, seriously, sitting next
801. 23:37to you is panicking me about my hair.
802. 23:39I'm like, I look trashy.
803. 23:41>> You do not.
804. 23:43>> But I will say the darker hair it is.
805. 23:45Can I try it on?
806. 23:46>> Yeah. Do it.
807. 23:50>> Amy, look at your eyes. I love it.
808. 23:52>> They're just like popping.
809. 23:53>> This is so cool.
810. 23:54>> You will, this is the thing. You're
811. 23:55going to do it and you're going to have
812. 23:56a mental [ __ ] breakdown and panic and
813. 23:59be like, "No, no, no. I need to go
814. 24:00blonde." But give it time.
815. 24:01>> I'm panicked it won't go with outfits
816. 24:02for some reason. I don't know why I feel
817. 24:04like that, but I'm like, "It won't go
818. 24:05with the outfit. Blonde goes with every
819. 24:06outfit."
820. 24:07>> Actually, I think it might go with your
821. 24:08outfits better because you are a sexy
822. 24:11girl and so this will class it up.
823. 24:13>> That's what I'm saying. I'm too trashy
824. 24:15and I have the boobs and the lips. Like,
825. 24:17something's got to go.
826. 24:19>> So, are you done with your makeup? I
827. 24:21don't know.
828. 24:22>> It looks good. I mean, really good.
829. 24:25>> Yeah, that was that's bad.
830. 24:26>> I mean, [laughter]
831. 24:27>> can you do that eye thing to me
832. 24:29underneath?
833. 24:30>> Yeah,
834. 24:30>> the eye shadow.
835. 24:30>> Are you being for real? For real?
836. 24:32>> Mhm. Oh my gosh. I seriously am having
837. 24:34hair blindness now with this blonde. I
838. 24:36can't look at myself.
839. 24:37>> It will take you a while. Like, I want
840. 24:39you to be prepared.
841. 24:40>> Like, it will take you a while to get
842. 24:42used to.
843. 24:42>> Was it like red at first at all?
844. 24:45>> No, I'm actually like Okay.
845. 24:48>> Oh, I like it. Why does it make me
846. 24:50nervous to do your makeup? Because
847. 24:52you're like the makeup like
848. 24:54>> No, I'm not. I just do it. Doesn't mean
849. 24:56I'm good at it.
850. 24:57>> I love it.
851. 24:58>> Thanks.
852. 24:58>> I feel so much better.
853. 25:00>> Okay.
854. 25:01>> I was wondering what was in that thing.
855. 25:04>> Some questions we can chat and ask each
856. 25:07other.
857. 25:07>> Okay.
858. 25:08>> So, you can pick one. I can pick one.
859. 25:10>> But what's the best beauty tip you've
860. 25:11learned from the internet?
861. 25:13>> Um, probably to like get your color
862. 25:16seasons done. Like, have you done that?
863. 25:19Did you do that?
864. 25:20>> Well, someone did it for me in front of
865. 25:21you.
866. 25:21>> Well, someone did it for me on the
867. 25:22internet. Like they took a photo of me
868. 25:24without makeup on.
869. 25:25>> Okay.
870. 25:25>> And then held up like all the colors
871. 25:27around it. So, I guess I could probably
872. 25:29do a better job of it, but they it said
873. 25:31that I was a true summer. So, when I
874. 25:33have granted, I'm like spray tanned
875. 25:35right now, so I'm probably a different
876. 25:36color season
877. 25:37>> and I'm like getting darker by the
878. 25:39minute. I I like I'm noticing it so
879. 25:41clearly now.
880. 25:42>> Did you wash it off yet or still develop
881. 25:43>> this morning? But like they did say it's
882. 25:46gonna develop as cool the day goes on.
883. 25:48When I'm pale, I will only use cool
884. 25:51toned colors like eyehadows, blushes,
885. 25:54like lip liner. I had no idea that that
886. 25:58was like a thing. Do you know what I
887. 25:59mean? I just like always had warm stuff.
888. 26:02>> Cuz it's like, yeah, I was blonde and
889. 26:03all that and so you just think warm, but
890. 26:05sometimes like the cooler tones. And I
891. 26:06learned that from the internet.
892. 26:08>> That's amazing.
893. 26:09>> What's your favorite tip? I feel like I
894. 26:11learned a lot more about like priming my
895. 26:14makeup and like the base of it. Just
896. 26:16like putting a good moisturizer on. Like
897. 26:19that skin prep step is so important
898. 26:22before going into your makeup.
899. 26:24>> Yeah, I should probably take that one
900. 26:25more seriously. I just like put on my
901. 26:27moisturizer and then use like my green
902. 26:29primer.
903. 26:30>> But you use a green primer.
904. 26:32>> Yeah, cuz I'm so red and rosacey. If I
905. 26:34had a royal name, it would be Anastasia
906. 26:37Bianca Rosacea Schroeder Clark.
907. 26:39>> [laughter]
908. 26:41>> That is my real name. Actually, rosacea
909. 26:44is not in there.
910. 26:44>> But did you
911. 26:45>> But like so like I need redness
912. 26:47corrector. [laughter]
913. 26:48>> So you have rosacea or you just get red
914. 26:50and pinky?
915. 26:50>> My dermatologist says I have rosacea. I
916. 26:52also have psoriasis. I take injections
917. 26:54for that. Shout out to Skyreezy. I could
918. 26:57show you the craziest photo
919. 26:59>> of your rosacea.
920. 27:00>> Of my psoriasis. It's like over my whole
921. 27:02entire body. It's really sad. It looks
922. 27:05like the map of the world. Well, I'm
923. 27:08sure this will help someone else who
924. 27:10struggles with that. And it comes and
925. 27:11goes, right?
926. 27:12>> Well, my injections, they don't anymore.
927. 27:15>> That's great.
928. 27:16>> Like, that's just my face.
929. 27:18>> Oh my gosh.
930. 27:19>> And it was literally all over my whole
931. 27:21entire body. Like, I'm not joking.
932. 27:24Everywhere you can imagine. Everywhere.
933. 27:26From head to toe. Just like it was
934. 27:28insane. Yeah.
935. 27:29>> Where are you from?
936. 27:30>> New Orleans. I saw you did Marty Girl
937. 27:32one year.
938. 27:33>> Yeah.
939. 27:33>> I've done it a few years.
940. 27:34>> Oh, really?
941. 27:35>> Yeah. I saw you like were naked.
942. 27:37>> I was [laughter]
943. 27:39I was naked at Marty Gro, but my sister
944. 27:41went to school there, so and it was a
945. 27:43thing from Miami. Everyone would like
946. 27:44road trip there and then we would go
947. 27:47out.
948. 27:47>> No, New Orleans is fun. Ridiculously
949. 27:49fun. What's your Oh, you're going
950. 27:52through a breakup right now.
951. 27:53>> Oh, yeah. Why? What does it say?
952. 27:55>> What's your best breakup advice? What's
953. 27:58your most unhinged breakup advice?
954. 28:01>> So, that was probably meant for you. Um,
955. 28:05what's my best breakup advice? I would
956. 28:08say uh right now I'm a little bit
957. 28:10happier when I'm like with my friends.
958. 28:12Every time I'm alone, not so much. And
959. 28:15like talk to other people, distract
960. 28:17yourself. Yeah.
961. 28:19>> Yeah.
962. 28:19>> You don't think so?
963. 28:20>> No, I do. I just remember like my last
964. 28:23real breakup and how hard that was. And
965. 28:25I learned it was actually it ended up
966. 28:26being like the best time of my life
967. 28:28because I learned how much fun it
968. 28:30actually can be to just like be alone.
969. 28:33>> Mhm. And it's like once I got to that
970. 28:36point where I was like, I [ __ ] love
971. 28:37being alone, that's when I
972. 28:40>> And you decided that happened. Like how
973. 28:42long did that take?
974. 28:44>> Um, months like you know.
975. 28:46>> Mhm. [clears throat]
976. 28:47>> And not like years like in less than a
977. 28:50year. You have such an awesome life. You
978. 28:52can literally do whatever you want. You
979. 28:54can pick up and you travel the world.
980. 28:56You go to these great places. You meet
981. 28:57all of these insane cool people. You
982. 28:59have the world at your feet. You are so
983. 29:01smart. you are so brilliant and
984. 29:03beautiful that like if you just remind
985. 29:06yourself of that. It's like do you know
986. 29:08like you could just be alone forever
987. 29:10just knowing that information.
988. 29:12>> Okay.
989. 29:13>> Like
990. 29:13>> I need you around more often. This is
991. 29:15great. [laughter]
992. 29:16>> Think about what you've done and who you
993. 29:18are. You're Alex [ __ ] Earl.
994. 29:20>> Oh my gosh. Thanks. I'm blushing.
995. 29:23>> You need to recognize that.
996. 29:25>> Okay. So basically I'm cool with being
997. 29:27alone.
998. 29:28>> You don't have to I mean it's going to
999. 29:29take time but like you know.
1000. 29:31>> Well thank you. That's so sweet.
1001. 29:32>> Being alone also meaning with your
1002. 29:34friends too. It doesn't mean like
1003. 29:35isolated by yourself.
1004. 29:36>> Being alone but relying not on a male.
1005. 29:40>> Yes.
1006. 29:40>> For Yeah.
1007. 29:41>> attention.
1008. 29:42>> Something.
1009. 29:43>> I think you should date like Jacob Lordy
1010. 29:44next.
1011. 29:45>> I don't think we would get along.
1012. 29:46>> Why? You're not artsy enough, are you?
1013. 29:49>> No.
1014. 29:49>> I feel like you don't know your own
1015. 29:51power right now.
1016. 29:52>> I heard you like psychics.
1017. 29:54>> I love psychics. [laughter]
1018. 29:56>> I love psychics. Go talk to one.
1019. 29:59>> That's what I need. Do you talk to
1020. 30:00psychics ever?
1021. 30:01>> I did. In high school, I used it as like
1022. 30:03a therapist. And instead of a therapist,
1023. 30:05I would go and because I was just like,
1024. 30:07I want to know what's going to happen so
1025. 30:09I can just like get there. I don't want
1026. 30:10to have to like make the decisions. So,
1027. 30:12I would wait. A psychic would tell me
1028. 30:15like what's going to happen in my life.
1029. 30:16And then I would just like go that
1030. 30:18route.
1031. 30:19>> And you're here. That's so crazy.
1032. 30:22>> Yeah. So, you just
1033. 30:23>> I used it for boy advice a lot.
1034. 30:25>> Yeah. But like every I really believe
1035. 30:27that like every little decision we make,
1036. 30:29it doesn't matter what category of your
1037. 30:30life, like it led you to exactly where
1038. 30:32you are now. So like that psychic send
1039. 30:35him her some flowers. Just be like,
1040. 30:38"Thanks. I'm on top of the world now
1041. 30:40because I listen to what you told me to
1042. 30:41do."
1043. 30:42>> Mhm.
1044. 30:42>> That's so wild. [laughter] Like that.
1045. 30:44The one thing I don't like about
1046. 30:45psychics is that like I don't like
1047. 30:48>> to I don't like knowing fully. Like I
1048. 30:51don't want to then be
1049. 30:52>> So then what do you go for? I like to be
1050. 30:54told like, "You're literally on the
1051. 30:55right track. You're doing everything
1052. 30:56you're supposed to be doing."
1053. 30:57>> Just validation.
1054. 30:58>> Yeah. Okay.
1055. 30:59>> Pretty much. Or like the little things
1056. 31:01like, "Will I have another baby?" But
1057. 31:03now I don't like that. Now I'm like,
1058. 31:04"Please don't tell me cuz I don't want
1059. 31:05another baby." So like if you tell me
1060. 31:07yes, I'm going to panic.
1061. 31:08>> You don't want any more kids?
1062. 31:09>> Not right now.
1063. 31:11>> This is what I mean. Like when I tell
1064. 31:12you I don't go clubbing and like I don't
1065. 31:14When you have a 5-year-old and a
1066. 31:152-year-old, you just can't do the things
1067. 31:18that you used to do. It just like
1068. 31:20changes everything about you and you
1069. 31:22just are holding on to like any shred of
1070. 31:24who you were before you had kids, you
1071. 31:26know?
1072. 31:27>> I'm so excited to have kids.
1073. 31:28>> Did I just sell you on that?
1074. 31:30>> You sold me. [laughter]
1075. 31:33>> What pop culture moment are you obsessed
1076. 31:34with right now?
1077. 31:36>> Oh, a lot. Brooklyn Beckham, what he did
1078. 31:38to Posh [clears throat] Spice, the whole
1079. 31:40Blake Lively, Justin Baldon thing is
1080. 31:43like so wild. The mom group fighting.
1081. 31:46>> I liked your Tik Tok about that. The you
1082. 31:48were like, I can't believe people think
1083. 31:50this is bad text to the friends.
1084. 31:51>> The mom group thing.
1085. 31:53>> No, about Blake and Taylor.
1086. 31:55>> Oh, yes. People coming for Taylor Swift
1087. 31:58because she called him a little [ __ ]
1088. 31:59Are you kidding me?
1089. 32:00>> They clearly have never Sorry. Those
1090. 32:02people. Yes. Like literally I'd go
1091. 32:04straight to prison. Like straight to
1092. 32:06jail if someone saw like my text
1093. 32:08messages. It's also like Have you never
1094. 32:10seen any episode of any reality show
1095. 32:13ever? Like that's lame. That's
1096. 32:15>> Yeah,
1097. 32:15>> that's tame. I didn't mean to rhyme.
1098. 32:18[laughter]
1099. 32:20>> Dr. Seuss over here.
1100. 32:22>> That's lame. That's tame.
1101. 32:23>> And what pop culture stuff are do you
1102. 32:24pay attention to pop culture?
1103. 32:26>> Honestly, sometimes.
1104. 32:27>> You're too cool, too.
1105. 32:28>> No. No, I do. But I I'm right now I'm
1106. 32:31really liking Withering Heights stuff. I
1107. 32:34want to see that.
1108. 32:34>> Jake call comes back to Jacob Lord.
1109. 32:37[laughter]
1110. 32:39>> I just really want to see that movie.
1111. 32:41>> It's really good.
1112. 32:42>> You've seen it?
1113. 32:43>> I went to the premiere.
1114. 32:44>> How was? It was so [ __ ] good. I can't
1115. 32:46wait to watch it in comfy clothes with
1116. 32:48subtitles. [laughter]
1117. 32:50>> I need subtitles.
1118. 32:52>> Like I can't get information. I can't
1119. 32:55process information unless I read it.
1120. 32:57>> Yeah. I never was a subtitles girl until
1121. 33:00my friends turn them on for me and now
1122. 33:02I'm like I don't know how I watched
1123. 33:03anything before.
1124. 33:04>> Yeah. I even make my kids watch like
1125. 33:06Frozen in their cartoons with subtitles.
1126. 33:10Just a way of life.
1127. 33:11>> Yeah. See, I bet you like your
1128. 33:1321-year-old self never thought that
1129. 33:16you'd be a subtitles girl.
1130. 33:18>> Just like how old are you right now?
1131. 33:20>> 25.
1132. 33:21>> Your 25-year-old self can't ever imagine
1133. 33:24not going to the clubs.
1134. 33:27>> I can.
1135. 33:28>> You will be 37 soon.
1136. 33:29>> I don't want to go anymore. I'm telling
1137. 33:31you. I know you don't believe me, but
1138. 33:32>> I don't believe you. [laughter]
1139. 33:34>> I want to go a little bit, but not as
1140. 33:37much as I used to. When you were on
1141. 33:38Dancing with the Stars, you couldn't do
1142. 33:41anything.
1143. 33:41>> I didn't have a drink for like 3 months.
1144. 33:43The only time I drank was right before
1145. 33:44the shows.
1146. 33:46>> Boring.
1147. 33:47>> I know. It was crazy.
1148. 33:49>> No, you were so great.
1149. 33:50>> I was sheltered and protected.
1150. 33:51>> You were probably so healthy.
1151. 33:53>> I was. And it that's what made me
1152. 33:56realize and want to start on this
1153. 33:57journey of stopping so much clubbing.
1154. 34:00>> Yeah.
1155. 34:01>> So, we're on the start of that journey.
1156. 34:03>> Starting today, though.
1157. 34:05>> Starting
1158. 34:05>> cuz it's not starting yesterday. Welcome
1159. 34:07to Sally's 25-hour birthday party. It's
1160. 34:10chill.
1161. 34:15>> So, you're 25. Go out. Like, you are
1162. 34:18going to get to a point where you just
1163. 34:20like don't want to really or can't just
1164. 34:23because of life and the way that life is
1165. 34:26>> and like people would laugh at me if
1166. 34:28like I literally walked into a club.
1167. 34:30Like what do people even do anymore?
1168. 34:33>> What
1169. 34:33>> at clubs?
1170. 34:35Like seriously, you haven't been out?
1171. 34:38>> No.
1172. 34:38>> Since when?
1173. 34:40>> No, I can't tell you. Last time I went
1174. 34:41to a club.
1175. 34:42>> So, what do you think goes on in there?
1176. 34:44>> Um, I don't know if people are dancing
1177. 34:46because like Jenz seems like they're too
1178. 34:47cool for that.
1179. 34:48>> Uh, in LA people are a little boring,
1180. 34:50but other places they dance.
1181. 34:51>> So, people dance?
1182. 34:52>> I need to dance if I go out.
1183. 34:54>> Do you dance the whole time?
1184. 34:55>> Um, yeah, I would like to.
1185. 34:56>> Do you buy your own bottle service? now
1186. 34:59sometimes.
1187. 35:00>> But I feel like
1188. 35:01>> daddy [laughter]
1189. 35:04>> like you're a daddy. Not like you are
1190. 35:06daddy, not your father.
1191. 35:08>> I just wanted to be clear. I don't
1192. 35:09[laughter] I'm not talking about your
1193. 35:11dad.
1194. 35:13>> Yeah. And that honestly I think was a
1195. 35:15really cool moment when I could buy the
1196. 35:17bottles because I feel like all of my
1197. 35:19college years were just spent even high
1198. 35:21school too just like who can I fe off
1199. 35:24for a table or a bottle or a drink?
1200. 35:26>> Yeah. I'm not.
1201. 35:27>> That was a really empowering moment.
1202. 35:29>> I'm telling you, I relate. I used to do
1203. 35:31that. I would show up a different club
1204. 35:33every night and I would just like hang
1205. 35:35around to be like, "Okay, what table am
1206. 35:37I going to get to sit at where I know
1207. 35:38someone who's like buying the bottle
1208. 35:40service?" And I'm just wondering if like
1209. 35:42life's still like that.
1210. 35:43>> Yeah.
1211. 35:43>> Life goes on. I think honestly one of
1212. 35:46the first times we bought a bottle, one
1213. 35:47of me and my friends was in LA and I
1214. 35:50didn't know that it closed at like 2 and
1215. 35:52we bought it at like 1:30
1216. 35:54>> and it came and then we couldn't use the
1217. 35:56bottle and it was like all it was all
1218. 35:58hell broke loose.
1219. 35:59>> We've seen how talented you are with
1220. 36:01your own makeup
1221. 36:03>> and now I want to put your skills to the
1222. 36:05test.
1223. 36:06>> Okay.
1224. 36:06>> Mhm.
1225. 36:07>> And I would love for you to do this
1226. 36:10green eyeshadow look on me.
1227. 36:12>> Oh,
1228. 36:12>> if you could.
1229. 36:13>> Heck yeah. You just need to give me some
1230. 36:14green eyeshadow.
1231. 36:16>> Perfect. It's right over there.
1232. 36:17>> And some yellow.
1233. 36:18>> Then we just have you put on these
1234. 36:20goggles while you do it.
1235. 36:22>> Stop. [laughter]
1236. 36:24>> And we're going to put a timer on for
1237. 36:27when you get the eyehadow.
1238. 36:28>> Oh my god.
1239. 36:29>> For one minute.
1240. 36:31>> I believe in you.
1241. 36:32>> Okay. So, it's over there.
1242. 36:34>> No. No.
1243. 36:35>> Oh, I have to go find it. [laughter]
1244. 36:38>> My ears are sticking out. I look like a
1245. 36:39little mouse. I can't even tell you, but
1246. 36:42I can't. I look cute. [laughter]
1247. 36:45>> It looks really good. Forward. Down.
1248. 36:48>> Oh, no. No. Not the jar. It's on the
1249. 36:51table.
1250. 36:52>> This is ridic. [laughter]
1251. 36:56>> Okay,
1252. 36:58perfect. Honestly, you're doing great.
1253. 37:00>> Thank you.
1254. 37:01>> I was really struggling when I got
1255. 37:02those.
1256. 37:02>> Aren't you scared?
1257. 37:04>> A little. So, we're going to start the
1258. 37:06timer. And you can also use this brush
1259. 37:08to dip in here, too.
1260. 37:10Perfect. Ready, set.
1261. 37:13>> Give me the eyehadow. Sorry, I didn't
1262. 37:14mean to be so bossy.
1263. 37:15>> Go. And we're going to play a little
1264. 37:16this or that. Wine or cocktails?
1265. 37:19>> Give me your face.
1266. 37:20>> Oh. [laughter]
1267. 37:21>> Oh my god. Cocktails.
1268. 37:22>> Uh, wine.
1269. 37:24>> Astrologist or psychics?
1270. 37:26>> I can't choose. It's rude. Both.
1271. 37:28>> Botox or filler?
1272. 37:29>> Botox. Filler. Migraines.
1273. 37:31>> Cooking or or gatorine? [laughter]
1274. 37:33Ordering?
1275. 37:34>> I don't cook. I'm ordering in postmates.
1276. 37:36>> Online or offline? I mean, I'd love to
1277. 37:39be like off a line, but like, give me a
1278. 37:41break. We're all online.
1279. 37:43>> Christmas or Halloween? [gasps]
1280. 37:46>> I don't like choosing that.
1281. 37:47>> Okay. Historical fiction or horror? His
1282. 37:50>> Oh my god. his This is like Christmas or
1283. 37:53Halloween. But like if guntohead, like
1284. 37:56if I have to make a decision, if
1285. 37:57someone's coming down and taking me
1286. 37:59away, it's historical fiction over
1287. 38:01horror.
1288. 38:02>> Oh god.
1289. 38:03>> That's not your eye.
1290. 38:04>> It's not my [laughter] eye. Um, beach
1291. 38:06vacation or mountain vacation?
1292. 38:08>> Mountain. I'm not like really a beach
1293. 38:10girly.
1294. 38:11>> Really?
1295. 38:12>> Yeah. Sorry. I know you are. Like
1296. 38:14>> I could do the mountains.
1297. 38:16>> I think that people who love beach
1298. 38:17vacations [laughter]
1299. 38:19[gasps] are like they just are really
1300. 38:21hot and they like look good in bikinis.
1301. 38:23>> Statement necklace or statement
1302. 38:25earrings.
1303. 38:26>> Oh my god.
1304. 38:26>> Feel the lashes there.
1305. 38:27>> Yeah. Well, it's not about feeling,
1306. 38:29Alex. It's about seeing. And every time
1307. 38:31I go the way that I think, it's the
1308. 38:33opposite. If I had to choose statement
1309. 38:34necklaces, obviously because I was the
1310. 38:37queen, the matriarch.
1311. 38:40>> Okay, we can be done.
1312. 38:41>> I can't.
1313. 38:42>> I don't think I can take take any more
1314. 38:44green on the face.
1315. 38:45>> It's It's impossible.
1316. 38:47>> You did
1317. 38:49okay.
1318. 38:50>> From these goggles, it looks like I have
1319. 38:52a permanent
1320. 38:52>> wrinkle.
1321. 38:53>> Yeah. [ __ ] those goggles.
1322. 38:55>> Sorry.
1323. 38:56>> It's okay.
1324. 38:57>> We're ending on a bad note. [laughter]
1325. 39:00>> [ __ ]
1326. 39:00>> Wait, that was so fun.
1327. 39:03Thanks for coming on. Get real with me.
1328. 39:05>> I love this. You're a queen. Always
1329. 39:07remember that.
1330. 39:08>> You're a queen.
1331. 39:09>> I'm wise. I'm your elder. Take that
1332. 39:12seriously. Okay. Okay.
1333. 39:16[laughter] Love you.
1334. 39:19Yay.