George Bush 2005 Correspondence Dinner Joking About Weapons of Mass Destruction — Transcript

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1. 0:00thank you
2. 0:05those weapons of mass destruction got to
3. 0:07be somewhere
4. 0:16as you can tell from the look on Andy
5. 0:18card's face we've become a little
6. 0:21concerned about the vice president
7. 0:22lately
8. 0:25whenever you ask him a question he
9. 0:26replies let's see what my little friend
10. 0:29says
11. 0:38but we get along well here I am
12. 0:41saying dick at the Hunan Palace didn't
13. 0:43get lunch here in four minutes
14. 0:45we're going out
15. 0:49nope no weapons over there
16. 0:57[Applause]
17. 1:00maybe under here
18. 1:04foreign
19. 1:15I wanted to go to a part of the film
20. 1:18body of war that shows a gathering of
21. 1:21the political corporate and media Elite
22. 1:24in Washington it was the White House
23. 1:26Correspondents Dinner of 2005 and it
24. 1:30includes President Bush joking around
25. 1:32about the missing weapons of mass
26. 1:34destruction and is followed by the first
27. 1:36lady Laura Bush
28. 1:42those weapons of mass destruction got to
29. 1:44be somewhere
30. 1:48a weapons over there
31. 1:51under here
32. 1:58I said to him the other day George if
33. 2:02you really want to end tyranny in the
34. 2:03world you're going to have to stay up
35. 2:05later
36. 2:08ladies and gentlemen
37. 2:10and a desperate housewife
38. 2:19they're so insulated
39. 2:22they don't want to know about people
40. 2:23like Thomas
41. 2:25how you doing buddy and the four or five
42. 2:28percent of the population that is
43. 2:30actually sacrificing for this war
44. 2:33that was Kathy Smith mother of Thomas
45. 2:35Young from the film body of War before
46. 2:37that Laura Bush and former President
47. 2:39George W bush joking about wmds at the
48. 2:432005 White House Correspondents Dinner
49. 2:46Thomas your reaction when you first
50. 2:48heard the president joking in that way
51. 2:53my mind this reaction was
52. 2:57how cows he has hundred thousand men and
53. 3:03women
54. 3:03on the front line and in Baghdad in
55. 3:07general vibing because
56. 3:11of some fictional with the massive
57. 3:14direction that he decided
58. 3:18what brand new law office and
59. 3:21fake cutting music with the BMV that was
60. 3:26a shame moment for me and
61. 3:30the Dixie dicks when the thing got in
62. 3:35trouble for saying that overseas she is
63. 3:38ashamed of the president was Tech from
64. 3:42Texas
65. 3:43I for one and the same President Bush
66. 3:47was an American
67. 3:49until then the year Laura make the joke
68. 3:54about her being a desperate housewife
69. 3:59there are
70. 4:01tens of thousands of
71. 4:04military brothers who would not would
72. 4:08want nothing more than to be a desperate
73. 4:13housewife as long as their husband was
74. 4:17safe at home
75. 4:19[Music]
76. 4:27um