Geoguessr pro goes Israel on Albania 🇦🇱 — Transcript

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1. 0:00This evening's security cameras, oh,
2. 0:02we're at a protest and that's an Israeli
3. 0:03crowd control truck. We got to be over
4. 0:05here in Israel. What?
5. 0:08What's an Israeli riot vehicle doing in
6. 0:10the middle of Albania?
7. 0:12In 2025, Israeli weapon manufacturer
8. 0:15Elbit Systems signed a $400 million deal
9. 0:18to supply Albania with advanced
10. 0:19weaponry, including truck-mounted
11. 0:21howitzers, mortars, [music] and tactical
12. 0:23drones. This is one of a handful of
13. 0:25deals that has scored the Balkan nation
14. 0:27the equipment necessary to actively
15. 0:29suppress current-day protests against
16. 0:30Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner's corrupt
17. 0:33real estate dealings to take over an
18. 0:35Albanian island that housed a former
19. 0:37Soviet military base filled with bunkers
20. 0:40and tunnels. The facility on Sazan
21. 0:42Island was built in coordination with
22. 0:43the Soviet Union under Enver Hoxha's
23. 0:45government in order to provide security
24. 0:47during the Cold War while the United
25. 0:49States military was busy flattening 90%
26. 0:51of the buildings and 10 to 20% of the
27. 0:53people in North Korea. Many Albanians
28. 0:56have been quick to compare Jared Kushner
29. 0:58to an Israeli settler as he's using the
30. 1:00fortune he's made laundering Israel's
31. 1:03reputation with Saudi money via his
32. 1:05investment firm to ultimately buy up
33. 1:08public Albanian lands and turn them into
34. 1:10a luxury resort or even a doomsday
35. 1:13facility for his fellow capitalists.
36. 1:15But, of course, as we all know, the
37. 1:17problem with capitalism is that
38. 1:19eventually you run out of islands for
39. 1:21the Epstein class to scurry off to.