Funny skit (The interview) by students on Teachers' day. — Transcript

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1. 0:01First candidate please!
2. 0:06May I come in sir?
3. 0:06Come in!
4. 0:08Good morning sir!
5. 0:10Good morning! Please sit down!
6. 0:11No no!
7. 0:13Please sit on the chair!
8. 0:15My file sir!
9. 0:21OK, so what's your name?
10. 0:23MP Sir!
11. 0:26What is MP?
12. 0:28Mohan Pal Sir!
13. 0:29Oh!
14. 0:31What is your father's name?
15. 0:32MP Sir!
16. 0:34What is that?
17. 0:36Manmohan Pal Sir!
18. 0:38Ok! What is your native place?
19. 0:40MP Sir!
20. 0:41Madhya Pradesh?
21. 0:42No, Manipal Sir!
22. 0:46What are your qualifications?
23. 0:48MP Sir!
24. 0:50What is that?
25. 0:52Metric Pass Sir!
26. 0:55Then why do you need this job?
27. 0:57MP Sir!
28. 0:58What is it?
29. 1:00Money Problem Sir!
30. 1:04OK then. Describe your personality.
31. 1:06MP Sir!
32. 1:09What is it?
33. 1:11Mind Blowing Personality Sir!
34. 1:15(Aside) You already blew my mind. Ok the discussion is over. You may leave now!
35. 1:18MP Sir?
36. 1:20What is it now?
37. 1:22My Performance Sir?
38. 1:23MP!
39. 1:25What is that sir?
40. 1:27Mentally Punctured!
41. 1:28MP Sir. Er My Pleasure sir!
42. 1:32Wait for me outside.Take your file.
43. 1:34Next!
44. 1:38May I come in sir?
45. 1:40Come in!
46. 1:41Please sit down!
47. 1:43My file sir!
48. 1:46So, what is your name?
49. 1:48D.Kashyap Sir!
50. 1:50Oh! What are your qualifications?
51. 1:52M.Tech Sir!
52. 1:53M.Tech?
53. 1:56OK Mr.Kashyap, I am going to ask you a few simple questions.
54. 2:00There are 50 bricks in an aeroplane.You threw one of them down. Now how many bricks are left?
55. 2:06That's easy sir! 49 bricks!
56. 2:08Ok. What are the 3 steps to put an elephant inside a fridge?
57. 2:14Er step 1: open the fridge
58. 2:16Step 2: keep the elephant in.
59. 2:18Step 3: close the fridge.
60. 2:21Then what are the 4 steps to put a deer inside the fridge?
61. 2:24Step 1: open the fridge.
62. 2:27Step 2: take the elephant out.
63. 2:31Step 3: keep the deer in.
64. 2:33Step 4: close the fridge.
65. 2:35ok
66. 2:35It's the lion's birthday. It gave a huge party. All the animals went there except one.What is that animal and why didn't it go there?
67. 2:44It is the deer sir. It is locked up in the fridge.
68. 2:48ok
69. 2:48An old lady wants to cross a swamp which is the home of many deadly and dangerous crocodiles. How will she cross it?
70. 2:56She simply crosses it sir. All the crocodiles went to the lion's birthday party.
71. 3:01Good logic! Good logic!
72. 3:03Ok Kashyap. If you answer this last question, you will get the job!
73. 3:06Is it so tough sir?
74. 3:08Wait and watch.
75. 3:09Sadly in the end, the old lady died. Why and how?
76. 3:14Umm, I think she drowned.
77. 3:17No! she died of the brick which you threw from the aeroplane!
78. 3:24Wait for me outside!
79. 3:26Yes sir!
80. 3:28Next!
81. 3:33May I come in sir?
82. 3:34Come in!
83. 3:35Please take your seat!
84. 3:37Oh no!
85. 3:40Please sit on it.
86. 3:50So, what is your name?
87. 3:52Satyadev!
88. 3:54Why did you leave your previous job?
89. 3:56Actually, our company shifted and they didn't tell me where!
90. 4:01wow!
91. 4:04Ok! Please describe your skills!
92. 4:06They are in the file!
93. 4:08No! I want you to tell me!
94. 4:09Then the file becomes irrelevant!
95. 4:13Ok! Forget it! Assume that I've given you the job!
96. 4:17Thank you sir! I'll start from tomorrow!
97. 4:19No! No! No!
98. 4:20I just told you to assume!
99. 4:23Ok sir! I assume I've got the job!
100. 4:25So, will you work for less money?
101. 4:27Then i'll work for less time too!
102. 4:31Sorry Satyadev! We are not ataking you!
103. 4:34This is discrimination! I have to work for less money but for time!
104. 4:38No! That's not the fact! We actually didn't like your skills!
105. 4:41I didn't tell you my skills!
106. 4:42I read them!
107. 4:43When did you them?
108. 4:44Before the interview!
109. 4:45Then why did you ask my skills?
110. 4:46I wanted to test your communication skills!
111. 4:48Ok then! How did you test my communication skills?
112. 4:51By listening!
113. 4:52Ok now what do I do?
114. 4:54Simply move out of this room!
115. 4:55Not until you give me the job!
116. 4:57Satyadev! This is serious! I have to call the security!
117. 5:00Why to call the security? Everything is safe here!
118. 5:04Ok will you go outside and wait for me?
119. 5:06Ok!.......... Am I getting the job?
120. 5:09Just go outside!
121. 5:15Oh God!
122. 5:17Save me!
123. 5:30Mr. MP I request you! Please learn the other letters of the English alphabet!
124. 5:35You have a good memory power!
125. 5:37You stop answering everything arrogantly!
126. 5:44I wish you all best of luck for tomorrow's interview!
127. 5:46Tomorrow's interview?!
128. 5:47Yes tomorrow's!
129. 5:50Then why did you call us today? Why did you!
130. 5:52Um, sorry to tell this! Er even I am a candidate like you guys!
131. 5:58How did you call us!?
132. 6:00No! I have the list of the names with me! I called you three!
133. 6:04Why did you call us? Why!
134. 6:05c'mon lets maintain some gap between us!
135. 6:10Sorry to say this!........... Actually I was curious to know how much competition I'll be facing in tomorrow's interview!
136. 6:16You!!!!!
137. 6:18Good morning sir!
138. 6:19Bye!