Funniest KBC Contestant Ever — Transcript

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1. 0:00Hello friends, once again you all are welcome to the "Maha Crorepati Show" (Ehh..Ehhh...Ehh in the background)
2. 0:04What's wrong with you man? Why the hell are you shouting? What happened?
3. 0:07Repeat yourself, camera was off. Let me switch on the camera!
4. 0:10What's the need to switch it on? You are already recording it with your eyes.
5. 0:14Keep recoding by your eyes only!
6. 0:15Should I telecast it with my eyes only?
7. 0:17Yes! As you are the director, you can do anything.
8. 0:19But when I'm delivering the dialogues there's no need to speak anything, otherwise..............
9. 0:23Otherwise?
10. 0:25What?
11. 0:27What otherwise?
12. 0:29Otherwise, meet me outside, I'll tell you what this word "Otherwise" means!!!!
13. 0:35Do you want to create a scene here? ( Read, nautanki ;)
14. 0:37Do you want to create a drama here?? ( Read, nautanki again ;)
15. 0:42Just concentrate on your work, otherwise, I'll have to teach you a lesson.
16. 0:47(After getting insulted a zillion times)...Hello friends, you all are once again welcomed on the set of "Kaun Banega crorepati!"
17. 0:52Champu Ji is one of our contestants. So, let me once again introduce you to the rules of this game!
18. 0:56Just take one more step and move forward... I'm well aware of all the rules.
19. 0:59I'm completely fed up with listening to all these rules for the last ten years.
20. 1:00So what? You will still have to listen to these rules.
21. 1:02You'll have to go through the whole procedure which is being followed by last 10 years.
22. 1:04This drama is being followed everyday!
23. 1:06Ok, alright! But why are you acting so irritated?
24. 1:08I'll tell you these rules, Just listen or get lost!
25. 1:10All the questions will appear on your screen one by one.
26. 1:12You keep answering the right answer to those and keep winning!
27. 1:15First question would be for one thousand rupees.
28. 1:16And slowly it will increase to the 15th question for one crore rupees.
29. 1:19You'll have to clear two steps !
30. 1:20First one is 10 thousand rupees on fifth question.
31. 1:22And on tenth question it would be 3 lakh and twenty thousand rupees,
32. 1:24where on 16th question Jackpot door will get opened.
33. 1:26Anywhere, if you feel like you don't know the answers to certain questions
34. 1:28Four lifelines are made available for your convenience,
35. 1:30Which are, Video call, Flip the question, 50-50, Ask the expert...
36. 1:33Dog barks, cats meows, I'm a disco dancer.
37. 1:37Silent stares
38. 1:41I'll ask you 13th question on the place of 1st.
39. 1:47OK ...(With really bad smile)
40. 1:50First question
41. 1:52extremely tough
42. 1:53Only for one thousand rupees.
43. 1:55Even a small kid can answer the first question
44. 1:57but it would seem really difficult here.
45. 1:58Now the question (FINALLY) is on your screen.
46. 2:09Where is it?
47. 2:11The question is nowhere to be seen, where the hell is it?
48. 2:12Check for it, it must be there...!
49. 2:14It's not here!
50. 2:15Check it properly
51. 2:16I've already checked it, it's not here!
52. 2:17Oh ho, Check properly.......
53. 2:18Look by yourself, where is it?
54. 2:20Check it, Check it, Check it
55. 2:24Oh, I didn't send it in the first place.
56. 2:29Now I'm sending it, it will appear now!
57. 2:32Came?
58. 2:33Read, Read it now!!
59. 2:36Ok, let me read it. Which of these.........
60. 2:38Ehhhhh (With a loud thunder)
61. 2:46I'll read the question.
62. 2:49Why?
63. 2:51WHY?
64. 2:54Really, WHY?
65. 2:55I'm host of this show, that's why!
66. 2:57Ok Ok, got it. Now read the question.
67. 3:00The question is extremely difficult,
68. 3:01Which of the following items can be purchased from a confectionery shop?
69. 3:07Wow, Such a difficult question have you asked!
70. 3:16Which of the following items can be purchased from a confectionery shop?
71. 3:18Your options are,
72. 3:19A). Rabdi
73. 3:20Yes Yes, Lock this one, A rabdi
74. 3:22A Rabdi
75. 3:23It seems like someone is calling " Rabdi" Ehhh Rabdi, come here!
76. 3:26Hey, listen!
77. 3:27Yes,
78. 3:29You'll have to go through all the options only then you can answer.
79. 3:32Otherwise, I'll throw you out, and you'll keep creating drama here...
80. 3:37How will I create a drama "Here" if you'll throw me out?
81. 3:42Which of these items can be purchased from a confectionery shop?
82. 3:44Option A is Rabdi, Option B is Rasgulla, Option C is Jalebi, And option D is Shoes.
83. 3:49ohhhh
84. 3:50It is difficult for real!
85. 3:52Hahahaha
86. 3:55You're in the KBC, it's no joke,
87. 3:56We'll ask you such a twisted question which no ordinary man can answer.
88. 4:00Huhh...
89. 4:02They are taking it as a Joke.
90. 4:04Read the question properly...
91. 4:07Which of the following item can
92. 4:11"NOT" be purchased from a confectionery shop?
93. 4:16D - Shoes
94. 4:17It was a typo.
95. 4:19I've made the correction now.
96. 4:21D - Shoes
97. 4:22D - Shoes
98. 4:24D - Shoes
99. 4:28D - Shoes
100. 4:29Oh man, just lock the option D - Shoes
101. 4:31Finish it off.
102. 4:32You've won!
103. 4:33Yeeee, I've won, burst the crackers to celebrate my victory!
104. 4:36Why are you making face like shoes in itself, burst the crackers
105. 4:38Crackers are burnt when someone wins a hefty amount of five crores.
106. 4:40Not for the amount of One Thousand.
107. 4:43You've won one thousand rupees and I'll burn the crackers of worth 10 Thousand.
108. 4:47Yes.
109. 4:48Yes...
110. 4:50So Give?
111. 4:52What "Give"?
112. 4:53Give me the money I've won!
113. 4:54Are these the rules you already knew about the game?
114. 4:57These are the rules?
115. 5:01Ok then, keep the money, But remember you are keeping the money of a poor man.
116. 5:04Curse of this poor man will destroy you in such a way that you won't be able to put it into words.
117. 5:09But yes, please ask some tough questions.
118. 5:11This one question asked by you was extremely easy.
119. 5:15Just listen! Are you not feeling ashamed?
120. 5:16The contestant here is himself saying that question was easy!
121. 5:18Can't you just send a little difficult question?
122. 5:20So! Am I making the questions at this moment only?
123. 5:22Just like fritters that please take these tough questions.
124. 5:24Can't you find a tough question from the already prepared questions?
125. 5:27I can't consume this much of my brain.
126. 5:29Everything seems difficult to me
127. 5:31I get paid to simply press the buttons
128. 5:32I am pressing buttons.
129. 5:34Pay me to use the brain and I'll do the same.
130. 5:36No, Please forgive me sir
131. 5:37Don't use anything, Just send me the next question
132. 5:40So, let's continue with the game
133. 5:42- Next question is for five thousand rupees...
134. 5:49Next question....
135. 5:52Hey, What are you doing?
136. 5:54Is it the first time that you are sitting on a chair?
137. 5:57And how are you keeping your hand? Bring your hand forward
138. 5:58Bring your hand forward
139. 5:59Bring your hand forward
140. 5:59Fast... Do it
141. 6:01Hello please, talk to me a little gently, Do you think I'm a poor man?
142. 6:05?
143. 6:06That "being a poor man" was just a joke
144. 6:08I'm even capable of buying you here, at this moment only!
145. 6:09OK! SO, TELL ME THE PRICE!
146. 6:11Auction me! Tell me the price!
147. 6:12Buy me....
148. 6:14Give me the money
149. 6:17Hahaha
150. 6:18I'll slap you.......
151. 6:20Ehhh
152. 6:22I'm just respecting you Ok! Otherwise, you would be Amitabh Sajjan for your own family
153. 6:25I'll slap you so hard that you'll fall somewhere flying...
154. 6:29I'll slap you on the ear and you'll fall in Kolkata flying.
155. 6:36Just jump on your chair and sit properly
156. 6:43Next question!
157. 6:45For five thousand rupees,
158. 6:47On your screen
159. 6:48No more respect.
160. 6:50The question is there on your screen, you donkey!
161. 6:52You jinx, On your screen.
162. 6:53Ehh.
163. 6:54what is going on?
164. 6:55That's how you talk to the people?
165. 6:58You'll eat this show alive na? ( Refers to making show flop)
166. 7:00You people will eat me alive
167. 7:01Now just jump on me, I'll make you sit on my lap, JUMP NOW!
168. 7:04Why are you asking me to jump on you?
169. 7:06Won't I suffer some injuries in case I opt to just on you?
170. 7:09I'm assuring you to catch you on my lap
171. 7:11your hands are so strong enough ??
172. 7:13To catch me?
173. 7:15Ask the questions properly with due respect
174. 7:17Real Respect.
175. 7:18REAL RESPECT?
176. 7:19The person is talking about giving me such a hard slap that I'll fall in the Kolkata for here
177. 7:22and I'm supposed to respect him.....
178. 7:24You only started this no?
179. 7:25Oh ho, I'm the one who is treating him with respect.
180. 7:26Slap me twice or thrice, or worst beat me with the shoes
181. 7:28Yet, I'll respect you
182. 7:33Director Sir told me to respect you and I'll do the same.
183. 7:35Yes, and send the next question carefully
184. 7:38Next Question, For five thousand rupees.
185. 7:40For the future heir of Maheshmati and dearest son of Queen Shiv Gami Devi
186. 7:44Whole the world was scared to that person, Murderer of Kalkeya
187. 7:47The Great warrior AMRENDRA BAHUBALI JI,
188. 7:49Here is the question on your screen.
189. 7:54THE REAL RESPECT.
190. 7:56Putting from younger to elder..
191. 7:59Arrange these relatives in a row.
192. 8:02A. Grandmother, B. Grandson, C. Father, D. Brother
193. 8:07uhhh Abcd....no BADC, No LMOPQRST
194. 8:16What is this?
195. 8:17Why? What happened?
196. 8:20WHAT IS THIS?
197. 8:21What the heck did just appear on the screen?
198. 8:25Question... HIHI
199. 8:27Is it the "Fastest finger one" appeared? hihihihi
200. 8:29It's my head. that appeared
201. 8:31Correct That.
202. 8:37Btw, it's not your head OKAY!
203. 8:42Ok fine, let me send you a tough question
204. 8:45Be Happy Now
205. 8:51This time I have got an amazing question.
206. 8:54Which of the Egyptian rural was also a servent during his tenure as a king in the year 1545.
207. 9:04I think option A is correct for this.
208. 9:07Again you did not listen to options.
209. 9:09No no, it just feels that option"A" would be the right answer
210. 9:12Sometimes whenever I have a strong feeling for something
211. 9:14that same thing really happens
212. 9:15In the same way, this time, I feel that the answer would be Option- "A"
213. 9:18So, you will tell without listening to options?
214. 9:20Yes! It means A is the correct option. Lock A.
215. 9:24It's no way option - A
216. 9:26Not at all.
217. 9:27It's an option- A only..!
218. 9:28No it's not A.
219. 9:29No "A"
220. 9:31Then what happened? You just lock, I will lose
221. 9:33it's not A.
222. 9:34A is not the right option, only B would be the right one.
223. 9:37it's B.
224. 9:39It is "A"
225. 9:40I'll pick option A only. No Matter what you say.
226. 9:42it's "B".
227. 9:43It's none other than B. Pick this option only
228. 9:45"A" - "B" - "A" - "B"
229. 9:47What are you people just doing?
230. 9:48Oh, man! You just get lost from here.
231. 9:50(Aaaaaaa......)
232. 9:54(Falling Sound)
233. 10:01"A" - "B" - "A" - "B" - "A" - "B" - "A" - "B" - "A" - "B" - "A" - "B"
234. 10:04"C", "C", "C", "C"
235. 10:06"D" "D" "D"
236. 10:07"D" "D" "D"
237. 10:08"D" "D" "D"