FULL EPISODE: Burrito | We Bare Bears | Cartoon Network — Transcript

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1. 0:00♪ DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA, BA-DA-BA-DA-BA ♪
2. 0:02♪ DA, DA, DA-BA-DA, DA, DA LET'S GO!
3. 0:04♪ WE'LL BE THERE
4. 0:06♪ A WINK AND A SMILE AND A GREAT OLD TIME ♪
5. 0:08♪ YEAH, WE'LL BE THERE
6. 0:11♪ WHEREVER WE ARE, THERE'S FUN TO BE FOUND ♪
7. 0:13♪ WE'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU TURN THAT CORNER ♪
8. 0:15♪ WHEN YOU JUMP OUT THE BUSH
9. 0:16♪ WITH A BIG BEAR SMILE
10. 0:18♪ WE'LL BE THERE
11. 0:25[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
12. 0:26[ SIREN WAILS ]
13. 0:29OKAY, I NEED TWO MEN ON THAT AERIAL LADDER.
14. 0:32GET THE LIFE NET, IN CASE THE ANIMAL FALLS.
15. 0:33[ BEAR CUB WAILS ]
16. 0:44HEY, WE ALMOST THERE?
17. 0:45SAYS THAT IT'S RIGHT HERE.
18. 0:47WUP, WUP, WE PASSED IT.
19. 0:49BACK UP, BACK UP.
20. 0:50THERE IT IS. I SEE IT!
21. 0:52[ BELL JINGLES ]
22. 0:54WELCOME TO PURRITO, GENTLEMEN.
23. 0:56WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU TODAY?
24. 0:58-UM, I'LL HAVE THE VEGGIE TACOS, PLEASE, AND SOME EXTRA SALSA.
25. 1:01OKAY.
26. 1:02-[munching] ICE BEAR WILL HAVE MORE FREE CHIPS.
27. 1:05AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, SIR?
28. 1:07-WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT
29. 1:09THIS?! -♪ [MARACAS RATTLE]
30. 1:12-AH, YES, OUR FAMOUS BURRITO CHALLENGE.
31. 1:14SUCCEED IN EATING OUR WHOLE ARRAY OF BURRITOS IN ONE HOUR,
32. 1:17AND YOU'LL GET YOUR PHOTO UP ON OUR WALL.
33. 1:19IT CAN BE PRETTY HARD, THOUGH.
34. 1:20I'D BE LYING IF I TOLD YOU
35. 1:22THERE WEREN'T GONNA BE TEARS INVOLVED.
36. 1:23SO, I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE.
37. 1:25-[ CHUCKLES ]
38. 1:27OH, THAT'S CUTE.
39. 1:29OH, I'LL DO YOUR PRECIOUS CHALLENGE.
40. 1:31AND I'LL DO IT IN HALF AN HOUR.
41. 1:34-ICE BEAR WANTS SEPARATE CHECKS.
42. 1:36OKAY. READY...START!
43. 1:39FIRST UP, THE FAJITA STEAK BURRITO.
44. 1:42-[ YAWNS ]
45. 1:43OMM!
46. 1:44ANOTHER!
47. 1:46-JALAPEÑO CHICKEN BURRITO.
48. 1:47OMM!
49. 1:48-BAJA HALIBUT BURRITO.
50. 1:51AVOCADO DELIGHT. PORK WASABI. VEGGIE PARTY. BACON AND EGG.
51. 1:52CRAZY MEAT. -[ SLURPS ]
52. 1:55CILANTRO OVERLOAD.
53. 1:57-[ MUNCHES ]
54. 2:01OMM! FINISHED!
55. 2:02FINISHED! FINISHED.
56. 2:04WOW. 15 MINUTES.
57. 2:06THAT'S A NEW RECORD!
58. 2:08BUT THERE'S STILL ONE LAST BURRITO.
59. 2:11ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO...
60. 2:13THAT ONE?
61. 2:14WE HAVE NO CHOICE. DO IT.
62. 2:20[ ALARM RINGING, CAT MEOWING ]
63. 2:22Woman: TORTILLA WARMERS! FASTER!
64. 2:25GET 'EM OFF THE STOVE! WE NEED THEM OVER HERE,
65. 2:26LAID OUT. -Man: CILANTRO, HOT SAUCE.
66. 2:27OKAY, SPREAD 'EM WITH SOUR CREAM.
67. 2:28-TORTILLAS! TORTILLAS!
68. 2:30SPREAD THEM ALL THE WAY. WE WANT EVERY CORNER COVERED.
69. 2:31-MEAT, MEAT! TORTILLAS, THEN MEAT!
70. 2:35TORTILLAS! TORTILLAS! TORTILLAS!
71. 2:38THIS CONTEST IS A BREEZE!
72. 2:40WHAT'S ONE MORE BURRITO GONNA DO?
73. 2:42UH, GRIZZ. HMM?
74. 2:44[ HERO MUSIC CLIMBS ]
75. 2:57OOOOOH!
76. 2:59GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.
77. 3:01OOH-EH.
78. 3:03[ ROMANTIC GUITAR PLAYS ]
79. 3:06MMM.
80. 3:11UM...YOU DOING OKAY THERE, GRIZZ?
81. 3:14YEAH, IT'S JUST THIS BURRITO, IT'S...SO COMFORTING.
82. 3:18NICE AND WARM.
83. 3:19SAFE.
84. 3:21SAFE BURRITO.
85. 3:22-WELL? EAT IT.
86. 3:25N-NO! IT'S TOO PERFECT TO EAT!
87. 3:27I WILL EAT IT!
88. 3:28STAY AWAY! YOU STAY AWAY FROM BURRITO.
89. 3:31LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, GUYS.
90. 3:32[ PANTING ]
91. 3:33[ BELL JINGLES ]
92. 3:40-CASH ONLY.
93. 3:41[ CHUCKLES ]
94. 3:43[ PANTING ]
95. 3:45UH...ARE WE REALLY GONNA KEEP THAT THING?
96. 3:48OF COURSE, SILLY.
97. 3:50WHAT ELSE WOULD WE DO WITH SUCH A MAGNIFICENT BURRITO?
98. 3:52UH...NOT KEEP IT?
99. 3:54HEY, A THEATER! WE SHOULD WATCH A MOVIE.
100. 3:56COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
101. 3:58IT'S YOUR TURN TO PAY, PANDA.
102. 3:59AHEM, THREE TICKE-- <i>[ FEEDBACK WHINES ]</i>
103. 4:01HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME? -YES.
104. 4:04GREAT! THREE TICKETS, PLEASE. [chuckle]
105. 4:06-YOU GOT FOUR PEOPLE THERE.
106. 4:08UH, NO, WE HAVE THREE.
107. 4:10-YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT THING, AS WELL.
108. 4:13UH, THERE MUST BE A MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
109. 4:15YOU SEE, THAT'S JUST A BURRITO.
110. 4:17IT CAN'T WATCH MOVIES.
111. 4:19HEY, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, MAN.
112. 4:20BURRITO'S GONNA ENJOY THIS MOVIE.
113. 4:22DON'T LISTEN TO THAT SILLY PANDA.
114. 4:23IT'S OKAY.
115. 4:27UM, ANY DISCOUNTS FOR THE BURRITO?
116. 4:30FINE.
117. 4:32[ UPBEAT TUNE PLAYS ]
118. 4:41♪ WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT! -WHAT THE...?
119. 4:44♪ I THINK WE GON' BE CHILLIN'
120. 4:47♪ WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!
121. 4:49♪ I THINK WE GON' BE CHILLIN'
122. 4:51-[ LAUGHTER ]
123. 4:52♪ WE TOOK A TOUR DOWN TO MARKET STREET ♪
124. 4:56♪ (LOOK UP THERE)
125. 4:58♪ THEN RODE A CABLE CAR AND GOT A RECEIPT ♪
126. 5:01♪ (WHOO-HOO) -SO, WE'RE SITTING
127. 5:03OUTSIDE OF A STUDIO AND THEN, SOMEBODY COMES TO ME
128. 5:06AND ASKS ME FOR A QUARTER AND I LOOKED AT BURRITO.
129. 5:08[ LAUGHS ] ♪ I SAID RIGHT ON, MY BROTHER
130. 5:10♪ HAVE A NICE DAY (HEY) -AHEM.
131. 5:12♪ HEY-EY!
132. 5:14♪ I THINK WE'RE GON' BE CHILLIN' ♪
133. 5:17WHEE-EE-EE!
134. 5:19♪ I THINK WE'RE GON' BE CHILLIN' ♪
135. 5:23♪ (NO WAY!)
136. 5:24♪ WE'RE GON' BE CHILLIN'
137. 5:28♪ I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE, WE'RE GONNA BE CHILLIN' ♪
138. 5:31♪ (WHOO-HOO) WHOO! ALL RIGHT ♪
139. 5:35♪ I THINK WE GON' BE CHILLIN'
140. 5:38♪ WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT! -HUH?
141. 5:40♪ I THINK WE GON' BE CHILLIN'
142. 5:43♪ I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE, WE'RE GONNA BE CHILLIN' ♪
143. 5:48♪♪
144. 5:50OOH, SHORTCUT.
145. 5:51HEY, GRIZZ, WE'RE BACK! WE GOT YOUR --
146. 5:53[ SNIFFS ]
147. 5:54OHH! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
148. 5:56[ SNIFFS ]
149. 6:04UH...
150. 6:05ICE BEAR FEELS NAUSEOUS.
151. 6:07GRIZZ, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
152. 6:09YOUR BURRITO SMELLS HORRIBLE!
153. 6:10gasp] HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT BURRITO,
154. 6:13AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM?
155. 6:14PANDA, I'M SHOCKED.
156. 6:16<i>YOU'RE</i> SHOCKED?
157. 6:17I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE SHOCKED!
158. 6:19YOU NEVER WANT TO GO OUT WITH US ANYMORE.
159. 6:21YOU'RE NEVER TWO FEET AWAY FROM THAT BURRITO!
160. 6:23IT'S CREEPY, MAN!
161. 6:25ICE BEAR FORCED TO AGREE.
162. 6:26YOU GUYS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
163. 6:27ALSO, IT'S NOT "THAT BURRITO,"
164. 6:30IT'S JUST BURRITO.
165. 6:31YOU'VE CHANGED, GRIZZ.
166. 6:33YOU'RE WRONG! BURRITO'S THE BEST THING
167. 6:35THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME, SO JUST LEAVE US ALONE!
168. 6:40[ DOOR SLAMS ]
169. 6:42I THINK IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT.
170. 6:46I FOUND THIS WEBSITE ABOUT PEOPLE
171. 6:47WHO GET TOO ATTACHED TO THEIR FOOD.
172. 6:49LOOK AT ALL OF THESE.
173. 6:51THIS LADY IN IDAHO BECAME OBSESSED
174. 6:54WITH A BAG OF CHIPS,
175. 6:56SOMEONE IN JAPAN MARRIED THEIR BOWL OF RAMEN,
176. 6:58AND THIS GUY ADOPTED A JAR OF PICKLES.
177. 7:02IT JUST GOES ON AND ON!
178. 7:03THEY FORGET ABOUT THEIR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS
179. 7:06AND SOMETIMES JUST BECOME TOTAL HERMITS.
180. 7:09I THINK ONE THING IS CERTAIN.
181. 7:11ICE BEAR SEES WHERE THIS IS GOING.
182. 7:13WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT BURRITO.
183. 7:18[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
184. 7:21UH...
185. 7:24[ MOANS ]
186. 7:27[ SIREN WAILS ]
187. 7:28[ MOANS ]
188. 7:29[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ]
189. 7:32BURRITO! [hyperventilating]
190. 7:34AH.
191. 7:38HUH?
192. 7:40WHAT THE...?
193. 7:41UH...
194. 7:42BURRITO?
195. 7:44[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
196. 7:45HEY, COME BACK HERE!
197. 7:47KIDNAPPERS!
198. 7:48DON'T HATE US, PLEASE!
199. 7:49[ PANTING ]
200. 7:52[ PANTING ]
201. 7:55[sniffs] OH, IT SMELLS SO BAD!
202. 7:58AH! MY HAND HAS JUICES ON IT!
203. 8:00[ PANTING ]
204. 8:03[ GRUNTING ]
205. 8:05AHH! OH!
206. 8:07[ PANTING ]
207. 8:09[ PANTING ]
208. 8:11OW!
209. 8:14[ SHUDDERS ]
210. 8:15[ PANTING ]
211. 8:21[ FOREBODING MUSIC, THUNDER RUMBLES ]
212. 8:23WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU, GRIZZ!
213. 8:25THIS BURRITO IS DRIVING YOU INSANE!
214. 8:27[panting] GRIZZ... NEEDS...BURRITO.
215. 8:30UH, UP THE TOWER!
216. 8:32[ GRUNTING ]
217. 8:35[ PANTING ]
218. 8:38WHOA-OA!
219. 8:41[crying] DUDES, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
220. 8:44I NEED TO BE WITH BURRITO.
221. 8:47[sobbing] BURRITO COMPLETES ME!
222. 8:49GRIZZ, PLEASE! IT'S WRONG TO BE
223. 8:51DEPENDENT ON SOMETHING SO UNNATURAL.
224. 8:53WE ARE DOING THIS FOR YOU!
225. 8:55LET ME CRADLE BURRITO.
226. 8:57WE'RE CONCERNED BECAUSE WE LOVE --
227. 8:58DUDE, STOP IT. NOT RIGHT NOW.
228. 9:00GRIZZ, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAN--
229. 9:01WHAT?
230. 9:02AH-AAH!
231. 9:03HUH?
232. 9:07GRIZZ! I'M SORRY. I'M SO -- WHA-AH-OH!
233. 9:10I'M SO SORRY!
234. 9:12UH-WHOA!
235. 9:14GRIZZ ARE YOU OKAY?!
236. 9:15OH, OH, MY GOSH! WE -- WE DIDN'T MEAN TO --
237. 9:18WE DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD -- WE COULD STILL FIX IT.
238. 9:21[ SNIFFS ]
239. 9:23PUT THIS RIGHT THERE AND --
240. 9:27THERE. SEE, GRIZZ? IT'S NOT SO BAD.
241. 9:29WE COULD JUST PUT IT BACK TOGETH-- WHOA-OA!
242. 9:31[ CHUCKLES ]
243. 9:35OH! THAT WAS SO UNPLEASANT.
244. 9:38WHOA!
245. 9:40[ CHUCKLES ]
246. 9:44HA! [laughs]
247. 9:46OH!
248. 9:47[ LAUGHS ]
249. 9:51[ LAUGHTER ]
250. 9:54OOH!
251. 9:55[ LAUGHTER ]
252. 9:57AH, I AM SORRY IF I WAS ACTING WEIRD, YOU GUYS.
253. 10:00WE WERE REALLY WORRIED THERE.
254. 10:01OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I FEEL GOOD AS NEW.
255. 10:04COME ON, LET'S HEAD HOME.
256. 10:06ICE BEAR DEMANDS EVERYONE SHOWERS.
257. 10:08HM, I WONDER WHY I WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THAT BURRITO.
258. 10:11AH, I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER.
259. 10:21[ SIREN WAILS ]
260. 10:24<i>Dispatcher: ALL CARS,</i> <i>IMMEDIATELY.</i>
261. 10:26AFFIRMATIVE, WE'VE SECURED THE AREA
262. 10:28AND FIRE AND RESCUE IS ON THE SCENE.
263. 10:29[ CUB WAILS ]
264. 10:30OKAY, I NEED TWO MEN ON THAT AERIAL LADDER.
265. 10:32GET THE LIFE NET, IN CASE THE ANIMAL FALLS.
266. 10:34[ WAILING ]
267. 10:36[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
268. 10:39[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
269. 10:41[ WAILS ]
270. 10:44IT'S OKAY, LITTLE GUY.
271. 10:46GRAB ON.
272. 10:47YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
273. 10:49♪ PLEASE TAKE ME THERE
274. 10:51♪ I'M READY
275. 10:57I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS LITTLE FELLA GOT UP THERE.
276. 11:00HE'S HOLDING MY ARM SO TIGHT.
277. 11:02CUTE LITTLE GUY.
278. 11:03I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET TOO ATTACHED, HEH.