Frank McCourt reads from "Angela's Ashes" and discusses his memoirs — Transcript
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- 0:00This program is made possible in part by
- 0:02the Maryland Arts Council through the
- 0:04state of Maryland and the National
- 0:06Endowment for the Arts and the Howard
- 0:08County Arts Council through a grant from
- 0:10Howard County government.
- 0:42Hello and welcome to the writing life.
- 0:44My name is Terren Winch and it's my
- 0:46pleasure today to introduce you to Frank
- 0:49McCort. Frank McCort made literary
- 0:52history in 1996 with the publication of
- 0:55Angela's Ashes, the first of uh three
- 0:58memoirs that he's published since that
- 1:00time. Angela's Ashes was a uh is a story
- 1:04of misery and poverty starting in
- 1:06Brooklyn and uh moving quickly to to
- 1:09Limmerch in Ireland uh where Frank spent
- 1:12his his youth. But the story itself was
- 1:16uh was made into something uh
- 1:19transcendent through Frank's amazing
- 1:22sense of humor and wit. He brought to
- 1:25this material a uh an attitude and
- 1:28perspective that that people just hadn't
- 1:30seen before and hadn't read before. The
- 1:32book went on to be an incredible success
- 1:34as have the second two books uh Tis and
- 1:38Teacher Man. Um, Angela's Ashes became a
- 1:41major uh Hollywood movie in 1999 and uh
- 1:45has sold well over six million copies,
- 1:48has been translated in into many
- 1:50languages, spent 117 weeks on the
- 1:52bestseller list. All in all, an
- 1:54incredible fantasy, Frank, that uh that
- 1:57you know many people have had, but
- 1:58you've actually experienced. And I
- 2:00wonder how that that alchemy of turning
- 2:04poverty and misery into a fame and and
- 2:08wealth, how that feels inside you.
- 2:10Well, it wasn't something I expected. I
- 2:13I I never wanted to write about growing
- 2:16up poor in Ireland. I wanted to write a
- 2:18witty, sophisticated novel like Evelyn
- 2:21Wall or David Lodge or Graham Green, one
- 2:24of those smartass Huxley witty
- 2:28conversation novels. But I and and but
- 2:31when I was teaching in New York, the
- 2:32more I talked and the kids would try to
- 2:35get me off the subject of grammar and
- 2:37they'd ask me about my life and I would
- 2:39tell them and then uh that when I
- 2:42retired from teaching I started writing
- 2:44Angela's Ashes and I didn't expect the
- 2:47success. I had I I didn't even have a
- 2:50publisher. I didn't have an agent. I
- 2:52thought a former student of mine work
- 2:54worked for Oxford Press
- 2:56and I called him and uh I sent him a few
- 3:00pages and he said he was sorry as your
- 3:03publish publishers always say this is
- 3:06not for us
- 3:06really
- 3:07this he said he said uh with all due
- 3:10respect Mr. court. I think this will
- 3:12appeal to middle-aged middleclass Irish
- 3:15widows.
- 3:16Really?
- 3:17And and good luck, he said. So I
- 3:19What a bad call.
- 3:20It was Yeah, but it it I I I moved on.
- 3:23Then uh when when the book was
- 3:26published, I didn't expect to be on the
- 3:28bestseller list. It started in the New
- 3:30York Times. It had 15 books. It started
- 3:32at 15 and began to move up and the next
- 3:35thing Hollywood calls and next thing
- 3:37it's a movie, which didn't really make
- 3:39any money. It was a bit too It was a bit
- 3:42too bleak. But all of this happened to
- 3:43me and when many things happen to you,
- 3:47uh, you're in a state of shock. How do
- 3:50you deal with it?
- 3:51Yeah.
- 3:51You're you're you're you're 66 years of
- 3:53age. Most of your life is behind you. I
- 3:56suppose you've done your 30 years of
- 3:58teaching and so on and you've knocked
- 4:00around a lot and this happens to you and
- 4:02the next thing um the book was on the
- 4:06bestseller list. Then you you go to a
- 4:08bookstore in New York and you you talk
- 4:11to a large crowd. You wonder what the
- 4:13hell are they doing here? This is a book
- 4:15about misery. And then I'm up in Boston
- 4:17at the public library, huge auditorium.
- 4:20And uh it was so crowded it spilled into
- 4:23other rooms where they put TV monitors
- 4:26and then you don't have time to think
- 4:29about it to reflected it because then
- 4:31then they they put you on the road and
- 4:33on on on the book tour. So all of this
- 4:37has happened to me and the next two
- 4:40books, the movie. So all in my case at
- 4:44my age, all you think about is the next
- 4:46book. Thanks for all the the the money
- 4:49that came in with Andrew's ashes and it
- 4:51freed me. I don't have to count pennies
- 4:54anymore the way I did when I was a
- 4:56teacher. You know, the princely teacher
- 4:58salary.
- 4:58But actually there might have been a
- 4:59great advantage to uh achieving that
- 5:02level of success late in life because
- 5:04You know, who you are is such a settled
- 5:06issue by then,
- 5:07Terry. If I had achieved any success
- 5:11in in in my 20s or 30s, I'd be dead now
- 5:14of women and whiskey.
- 5:18I wouldn't have been able to handle it
- 5:20because I was I was very friendly with
- 5:21the Clansancy brothers at New York and
- 5:23they were
- 5:24they were big drinkers and out all night
- 5:26and I was a teacher and I think uh I
- 5:29used to see some of them not just the
- 5:31Clansies but other people going a bit
- 5:33wild and a lot a lot of them fell by the
- 5:35wayside
- 5:36and of course your brother Malaki had a
- 5:38very famous pub. Yeah, he did. He had a
- 5:41but he was way up tall and I hung out
- 5:43mostly in the village, but I wouldn't
- 5:45have been able to handle it. So,
- 5:46whatever whatever success I have came to
- 5:49me in my 60s and and and beyond. So, I'm
- 5:52I'm lucky.
- 5:53Yeah.
- 5:54That I can't stay out all night like a
- 5:56wild man.
- 5:58Um, I know that uh um you've cited
- 6:01Gorvidal's comment about memoirs being
- 6:04an impression of a life and obviously
- 6:07not uh
- 6:08not um like an autobiography where
- 6:11you're you're sticking to the the sort
- 6:13of public record. And Angela's Ashes is
- 6:16kind of known uh among its fans and
- 6:19readers for the the incredible level of
- 6:22detail and memory that seems to have
- 6:24come into play and you're recreating
- 6:26your impression of your you know
- 6:28childhood and
- 6:29um uh obviously with Tis and with
- 6:32teacher man those are recounting
- 6:34experiences that happened later in life
- 6:36but I wonder if you could um walk us
- 6:39through that process a little bit of how
- 6:42Angela's ashes what was what is really
- 6:44the sort of genesis of it. I you know
- 6:46there was the the teaching experience
- 6:49and and all of that but had you been
- 6:52writing uh had you been keeping like a
- 6:54journal or a diary or keeping notes or
- 6:57how were you getting at those those
- 6:59seinal memories?
- 7:00My my way of of of recollecting all of
- 7:03this was as a teacher in in New York
- 7:05City high schools. I started off one of
- 7:08the roughest high schools in New York
- 7:10called McKe Vocational. And in those
- 7:12days people say if you if you're going
- 7:14to be a teacher you stay away from
- 7:16vocational high school. This was
- 7:18Westside story you know intensified
- 7:21because the gang war there were a lot of
- 7:22gang wars going on there but that's the
- 7:24only job I could get because when I went
- 7:26around to schools
- 7:27and I would meet the heads of English
- 7:29departments
- 7:30and they say well you know you seem to
- 7:32be very bright and all that but we have
- 7:34this problem problem with the brogue
- 7:37the brogue. uh you know we don't want
- 7:39our kids to go home sounding like Barry
- 7:41Fitzgerald and so I I it was hard for me
- 7:44to get a job and I got a job only
- 7:46because nobody else would take a job in
- 7:48the school. It was very hard. But um
- 7:53they were it was the it ironically
- 7:56enough it it is my accent that that
- 7:59enabled me to survive in making
- 8:01vocation. And and one of the kids, hey
- 8:03yo, you scotch or something. And I said,
- 8:06uh I'm no I'm Irish. And what's Irish?
- 8:08And I had to explain. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 8:10yeah. And uh then they'd want to know.
- 8:13Then they use this. They were very
- 8:15clever. Kids do this in every school.
- 8:18All of you have done it. Uh
- 8:21to keep the if in case I might have
- 8:23written on the board something more
- 8:24grammar. Sure. Parts of it. Oh. So, so
- 8:27like Mr. McCort, you know, uh what kind
- 8:30of food did you eat in Ireland? Mr.
- 8:32McCort, did you uh Mr. Mccort, what kind
- 8:34of music did you like in Ireland? Just
- 8:36keep you. So, yo, Mr. McCort, uh in
- 8:39Ireland, did you go out with girls? No,
- 8:41sheep. We went out with sheep because I
- 8:43got so frustrated. They trying to get
- 8:45back. So um all of this was going on and
- 8:49they
- 8:50although I knew this they were trying to
- 8:52keep me away from so-called grammar at
- 8:55the m at the same time 50% of was was
- 8:58drawing me out and 50% was reminiscing
- 9:01about growing up in Ireland and I would
- 9:03think to myself I'm looking at them
- 9:06they're 16 and 17 at that age in Ireland
- 9:09I didn't know anything right
- 9:11because they were very easy with girls
- 9:13like there was a nice attitude easy
- 9:16relationship between the boys and girls
- 9:18and we were all uptight in Ireland
- 9:19because everything there was a sin. So
- 9:21all of this was happening and I wasn't
- 9:24keeping a journal or anything like that
- 9:26but it was beginning to grow in my head
- 9:29cumulative
- 9:29would it start happening to you as you
- 9:31were telling a story to the class would
- 9:33you start remembering other levels of
- 9:35yeah some and this is that I began to
- 9:37realize that that kind of past never
- 9:40leaves you you you you practically need
- 9:43to go into therapy seven days a week.
- 9:44Sure.
- 9:45Because of it was very dramatic and
- 9:47traumatic growing up in Ireland like
- 9:49that. And the same thing applies any any
- 9:53any kid who grows up in what would just
- 9:55call poor circumstances. So it was
- 9:57always with me and and then
- 9:59the tremendous power of the church. They
- 10:02had us in they had it completely under
- 10:05their power. So that we everything was a
- 10:08sin.
- 10:09Especially if it had to do with the
- 10:11flesh.
- 10:12That's no longer true. Oh, they don't.
- 10:14But for me, I mean, oh, yeah, I have a
- 10:17strong sense of sin, all right, but it
- 10:19doesn't afflict me the way it used to.
- 10:21We were tormented when we were kids, you
- 10:23know, if you're a teenage boy, you might
- 10:25engage in what they call the sin of self
- 10:27abuse.
- 10:29I never felt abused, but they are. But
- 10:31you had to uh you had to confess it
- 10:33anyway. Any they they any called bad
- 10:37thoughts, bad words, bad deeds, and then
- 10:40all
- 10:40impure thoughts. You had to go. You had
- 10:42to go confess.
- 10:44Yeah. Um, you and and Malaki put
- 10:48together a a a show based on your
- 10:51upbringing in Ireland, a couple of
- 10:53Blackards,
- 10:54right?
- 10:54Um, can you give us a little sense of
- 10:56the the history of that? And did that
- 10:58come into play with the with writing
- 11:00Angela's Ashes?
- 11:01Oh, no. No,
- 11:02that that was before Andrew's Ashes and
- 11:04Oh, yeah. because I was always I was
- 11:07always noodling around with the with the
- 11:10with this this material from Ireland and
- 11:12then coming over these this the big
- 11:14exper the transatlantic experience. So,
- 11:17uh I I thought one time since I was
- 11:20always telling stories in the classroom
- 11:22and Maliki as a bartender was all always
- 11:25going on behind the bar. So, I I
- 11:27suggested we we get together and do
- 11:29something. And I can tell you in the
- 11:30beginning it was very raw, practically
- 11:32unscripted. We get up on the stage and
- 11:34yak yak yak. Oh, really?
- 11:35And eventually it had to be put together
- 11:37into a script
- 11:39and that we did that here and there
- 11:40around New York and Chicago.
- 11:43I was just wondering whether that was a
- 11:44a a source of remembering more.
- 11:47No, no, because when when I wrote
- 11:49Angela's ashes, I didn't want to use
- 11:51anything from a couple of black. I only
- 11:53use one thing,
- 11:54a communion scene.
- 11:55Okay.
- 11:56That was all I wanted. I wanted to be
- 11:59fresh. So, so when when Angela's when
- 12:02when you started writing Angela's Ashes,
- 12:04can you can you bring us back to how
- 12:07that happened? I mean, you're retired
- 12:08from teaching. You're in your 60s.
- 12:10You're hanging out in your your
- 12:13apartment in New York, and you decide,
- 12:15well, I'm going to I'm going to really
- 12:17get serious about this. Sit down.
- 12:19What happened was I I got married
- 12:21Uhhuh.
- 12:21for the third time.
- 12:22Uhhuh.
- 12:24And uh I'm a slow learner. So uh that
- 12:29was in August of 1994. And a few weeks
- 12:32after that, I I we had to rented this
- 12:34little house in on the Delaware River in
- 12:37Pennsylvania. And a few weeks after
- 12:38that, I I had the notebook in my lap and
- 12:40and this sounds ridiculous or miraculous
- 12:43or something. I started writing the uh
- 12:46the first couple of pages of Angel's
- 12:48Ashes as if the as if it flowed out of
- 12:50my pen. And I remember those pages that
- 12:53I wrote were never altered. Whatever
- 12:56came out that day were the words were
- 12:58never altered. And it begins with my my
- 13:01mother and father should have stayed in
- 13:02New York where they met and where I
- 13:05where they met and married where I was
- 13:06born. And that was the beginning of it.
- 13:08And then uh it continued to flow and
- 13:13there was something about my life then
- 13:14where I'm married now for the third time
- 13:16and this is a good marriage and I and
- 13:19I'm I have the time I'm retired from
- 13:22teaching. I did part-time teaching in a
- 13:24community college.
- 13:25Uh so I kept working at this book and I
- 13:29didn't know what I was going to do with
- 13:30it because I I had no publisher. I had
- 13:33no agent.
- 13:34Did you write the whole thing in long
- 13:35hand?
- 13:36Yeah. I I wrote in a composition book, a
- 13:38series of composition.
- 13:39How long did you take it?
- 13:40Uh 13 months.
- 13:42I did, but then I would put it onto the
- 13:44computer later on because I don't like
- 13:46writing on the computer.
- 13:47Yeah.
- 13:48And I had a method for anybody
- 13:50interested might might like this method,
- 13:52which I found very helpful. You have a
- 13:54notebook and I write write today's
- 13:56narrative on the right page. And on the
- 13:58left page, if I had an idea about
- 14:00anything, I put it on the left page. And
- 14:02that's what happened with Angela's
- 14:04Ashes. I was the first 19 pages have to
- 14:07do with my mother and father meeting in
- 14:10New York and how I was born and so on.
- 14:12And then one day I wrote I said I
- 14:15tomorrow I'm going to write start
- 14:16writing about my first memory and I
- 14:18wrote down I'm in a playground in
- 14:21Brooklyn with my brother Maliki. We're
- 14:23on the seessaw. He goes up. I go down.
- 14:27He goes up. I go down. I get off. He got
- 14:30off and he he hit the ground and he bit
- 14:32his tongue. So that's that was my first
- 14:34memory and that method of writing on the
- 14:37right and making notes on the left
- 14:38carried me through the whole book.
- 14:40Did you write every day during the time?
- 14:41Yeah, I did. I did because it was as as
- 14:44as Hemingway would have said, it was
- 14:46coming
- 14:47and it was good.
- 14:48Yeah.
- 14:48I thought I thought it was good. I was
- 14:51all the other thing about it when I
- 14:53wrote that uh I'm in a playground in
- 14:55Brooklyn that's through the perspective
- 14:57of a three and a half year old,
- 14:59right?
- 14:59And I kept it simple. People say to me,
- 15:01well, why don't you use quotation mark?
- 15:04I don't children don't use quotation
- 15:06marks. So I there's a minimum of
- 15:08punctuation just as a child. So I start
- 15:12with three, four, five up to 19. And I
- 15:15suppose the language prog I realized
- 15:17later on this is exactly what James
- 15:19Joyce did in a portrait of the artist.
- 15:21That's right. Yeah.
- 15:23So that that that that
- 15:26was almost
- 15:27you knew you were on to something. I
- 15:29knew and it was so enjoyable.
- 15:31Yeah.
- 15:31To sit with with this sometimes I use a
- 15:34little uh lap desk and I'd write on that
- 15:37and then in the afternoon I'd uh I'd
- 15:41have lunch and my wife and then I go I'd
- 15:44go back and do it and at the end of the
- 15:45day then I'd read her what I'd written.
- 15:48She always said it was good. And of
- 15:50course she was she's a new wife so she
- 15:52thought I was
- 15:53Well, you said now that one of your
- 15:54former students turned it down. Who
- 15:57first opened the door to it?
- 15:59What happened was I had the I had had
- 16:01had about half a book written and a
- 16:04friend of mine, Mary Breathe Smith, who
- 16:07was um a novelist herself and a for
- 16:09reporter for the New York Times, she
- 16:11asked me what I was writing and I said,
- 16:12"Well, I'm writing this memoir." And she
- 16:14said she'd like to see it. I said, "No,
- 16:16you wouldn't." All misery. And Catholic
- 16:19says, "I'm sorted." No, no. She said,
- 16:21"I'd like to see it." And she she took I
- 16:24sent it to her and she read it in one
- 16:26sitting. I had about 180 pages and uh
- 16:30then she said she was going to show it
- 16:31to her agent who told her no the Irish
- 16:35thing is over
- 16:36really
- 16:36people are not interested. So then she
- 16:39another woman who was her neighbor up in
- 16:41Bedford Hills in New York Molly
- 16:44Friedrich Molly said well what is it
- 16:45about Ireland you know growing up in No
- 16:49Molly said no that Mr. James Joyce is
- 16:52taking care of that. So Mary insisted,
- 16:55Molly read it and liked it and then she
- 16:57took it to Scriber and they bought it.
- 17:00They gave me the advance. And uh that
- 17:02was in um June of of uh 95.
- 17:08Mhm.
- 17:08And I had a meeting with the editor at
- 17:10Script and said, "When will you finish
- 17:11it?" And I said, "November." November.
- 17:13You finish half a book in November. By
- 17:15no I said, "Yeah, five months." Oh. And
- 17:19I said, "I'll bring it in November
- 17:2030th." Nove why I said that's the
- 17:24birthday of my favorite writer Jonathan
- 17:26Swift. Oh, and I showed up uh with the
- 17:30finished book on November 30 and they
- 17:32said you're setting a bad precedent.
- 17:34Writers never finish things on time. So
- 17:37that was that was the
- 17:38And you said they printed what like
- 17:4027,000
- 17:4127,000 copies
- 17:42and then it went up to millions.
- 17:44Well, even that for a first book was
- 17:46probably a fairly healthy print. I mean,
- 17:48so they must have had some faith. Well,
- 17:49they had that they had that section of
- 17:51it in the New Yorker in June
- 17:531995 and which I remember very well.
- 17:55I I learned about the buzz in the
- 17:57publishing industry. There was buzz
- 18:00and then of course the book is published
- 18:01and then there's the movie and and then
- 18:04there's me meeting this being sent all
- 18:07over the country. They're sending a
- 18:09private plane for me. Paramount sends a
- 18:11private plane for me to to to
- 18:16that airport in New Jersey. Only me on
- 18:19this plane and two pilots really and all
- 18:21this booze and sandwiches and all this
- 18:24and I said Jesus.
- 18:25This was in connection with the film.
- 18:26Yeah.
- 18:27And you said I wrote a book about
- 18:29absolute poverty and misery and look at
- 18:31me. Alan Parker made a actually
- 18:34beautiful movie of Angela's Ashes with
- 18:37Robert Kyle Carly and Emily Watson. Um I
- 18:41thought it was uh really sort of
- 18:43captured the spirit of the book very
- 18:45successfully and I wondered whether you
- 18:47had much involvement with the uh with
- 18:49the film.
- 18:50No, they they bought it and then they
- 18:52they they would um let me know what was
- 18:54going on. They first for instance they
- 18:57wanted to choose uh Liam Niss. He was
- 19:00all set to do it. as my father. But I
- 19:03think there was a problem with money. So
- 19:05they got Robert Carol who who Scottish.
- 19:09And then um I I was sorry in a way that
- 19:11Liam Niss didn't do it because his
- 19:13mother lived next door to my aunt up in
- 19:15the north of Ireland.
- 19:16Wow.
- 19:17In a town called Belly Mina. That would
- 19:20that would have been very interesting
- 19:21because he's he knows the air. He knew
- 19:23the area. He had the right accent and
- 19:25everything. But that didn't happen. The
- 19:27movie came out then. It got mixed
- 19:29reviews and disappeared, but everybody
- 19:33says it's beautifully photographed and
- 19:35so but something
- 19:37it was a very too sad maybe.
- 19:39I don't know. You know, I uh watching it
- 19:41again, I thought it really worked very
- 19:43very well. I mean, there's just such
- 19:45great material there. did the uh the
- 19:48kids who there were three young actors
- 19:50who played you in in your youth and I
- 19:52wonder um how how much you identified
- 19:56with them when you saw them on screen.
- 19:58Well, you know, I I at that I was trying
- 20:00to adjust to everything. I was trying to
- 20:02adjust to the s to the success of the
- 20:04book. I was trying to write the second
- 20:06book to and then I was I was trying to
- 20:08deal with the fact that they'd made a
- 20:09movie of my life. Jesus, it's
- 20:11extraordinary. And when they when they
- 20:13invited us up to the screening room in
- 20:15New York, myself and my wife and uh
- 20:18David Brown, the producer, and another
- 20:21assistant director, uh I'm sitting there
- 20:24looking at this movie. It's about me.
- 20:27And my wife is soaking up the Kleenex,
- 20:29weeping all over the place. And I said,
- 20:32for the first time in my life, when we
- 20:34came out of the movie, I said, "I need a
- 20:36drink." And they bought me they bought
- 20:38me an Irish whiskey. It's very hard to
- 20:40get to to accustom yourself to this kind
- 20:42of attention, especially when you've
- 20:44been an obscure teacher for 30 years.
- 20:46Nobody gives a damn about teachers.
- 20:50Nobody paid me a scrap of attention,
- 20:52right?
- 20:52Then you make then you write a book and
- 20:54oh, oh yeah,
- 20:56you see these characters in the streets
- 20:57of you're the guy that wrote that book
- 21:00because I've seen you on television.
- 21:01Yeah, my mother likes that book. I said,
- 21:04what about you? You know, I don't have
- 21:05time. Okay. So, it a lot of it had to do
- 21:08with women.
- 21:09You know, I wanted to ask you, we're
- 21:11we're we're starting to run out of time.
- 21:12I want to ask you to read something uh
- 21:14in a minute, but I was also personally
- 21:17delighted to see in Tis uh several
- 21:21references to the great Mickey Carton
- 21:22and Ruthie Morris.
- 21:24I I actually played in Mickey Carton's
- 21:26band when I was 16. Yeah. Back in the
- 21:29early 60s. And I I would love to see I'm
- 21:32just putting in my own pitch here. I
- 21:33would love to see you do a book that
- 21:36really focuses on what it was like being
- 21:38in that that Irish immigrant world in
- 21:40the ' 50s.
- 21:41The dance halls.
- 21:42Yeah, the dance halls, the Jagger House
- 21:44and all of those places, you know. Um
- 21:47but that be for another interview.
- 21:49Meanwhile, um we talked about your
- 21:51reading a passage from Angela's Ashes to
- 21:55uh close out our our talk here today.
- 21:58This has to do with preparing for first
- 22:00communion.
- 22:01The priest will come soon to examine us
- 22:04in the catechism and everything else.
- 22:06The school master himself has to show us
- 22:08how to receive holy communion. He tells
- 22:11us gather around him. He fills his hat
- 22:13with the newspaper. The limmerick leader
- 22:15torn into little bits. He gives Patty
- 22:18Clausy the hat, kneels on the floor,
- 22:20tells Patty to take one bit of paper and
- 22:23place it on his tongue, the master's
- 22:25tongue. He shows us how to stick out the
- 22:28tongue. Receive the bit of paper. Hold
- 22:30it a moment. Draw in the tongue. Fold
- 22:33your hands in prayer. Look toward
- 22:35heaven. Close your eyes in adoration.
- 22:37Wait for the paper to melt in your
- 22:39mouth. Swallow it. Thank God for the
- 22:41gift, the sanctifying grace. When he
- 22:43sticks out his tongue, we have to hold
- 22:46in the laugh because we never saw a big
- 22:48purple tongue before. He opens his eyes
- 22:50to catch the boys who are giggling, but
- 22:53he can't say anything because he still
- 22:54has God on his tongue and it's a holy
- 22:57moment. He gets off his knees and put
- 22:59tells us kneel around the classroom for
- 23:01the holy communion practice. He goes
- 23:03around the room placing bits of paper on
- 23:06our tongues and mumbling in Latin. Some
- 23:08boys giggle and he roars at them that if
- 23:11the giggling doesn't stop, it's not holy
- 23:13communion they'll be getting but the
- 23:15last rights and what is that sacrament
- 23:17called McCort? Extremection, sir. That's
- 23:20right, Mort. Not bad for a yank from the
- 23:22sinful shores of America. He tells us we
- 23:25have to be careful to stick out our
- 23:27tongues far enough so the communion
- 23:29wafer won't fall to the floor. He says
- 23:32that's the worst thing that can happen
- 23:33to a priest. If that wafer slides off
- 23:36your tongue, the poor priest has to get
- 23:38down on his two knees, pick it up with
- 23:41his own tongue and lick the floor around
- 23:43it in case it bounce from one spot to
- 23:45another. that priest could get a
- 23:47splinter that was make his tongue swell
- 23:50to the size of a turnup and that's
- 23:52enough to choke you and kill you
- 23:54entirely. He tells us that next to a
- 23:56relic of the true cross, the communion
- 23:59wafer is the holiest thing in the world
- 24:01and our first communion is the holiest
- 24:03moment in our lives. Talking about first
- 24:06communion makes him all excited. He
- 24:07paces back and forth. Wavesy stick tells
- 24:10us we must never forget that the moment
- 24:12the holy communion is placed on our
- 24:15tongues. We be we become members of that
- 24:18most glorious congregation, the one holy
- 24:22Roman Catholic and apostolic church.
- 24:24That for 2,000 years men, women, and
- 24:28children have died for the faith. That
- 24:30the Irish have nothing to be ashamed of
- 24:33in the martyr department. Haven't we
- 24:35provided martyrs galore? Haven't we
- 24:38bared our necks of the Protestant acts?
- 24:41Haven't we mounted the scaffold singing
- 24:44as if embarking on a picnic? Haven't we,
- 24:46boys? We have, sir. What have we done,
- 24:50boys? Bear our necks to the Protestant
- 24:52act, sir, and mounted the scaffold
- 24:55signature as if embarking on a picnic.
- 24:59Sir, he says that perhaps in this class
- 25:02there's a future priest or a martyr for
- 25:04the faith, though he doubts it very much
- 25:07for we are the laziest gang of
- 25:09ignoramises. It has ever been his
- 25:12misfortune to teach.
- 25:14Thank you very much, Frank McCord. And
- 25:16thank you for watching the writing life.
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