Femboys VS Tomboys. The Honest Truth — Transcript

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1. 0:00you are being lied to throughout history
2. 0:03we've seen countless pivotal moments
3. 0:05that have shaped the world we live in
4. 0:07today however nobody told you the truth
5. 0:10behind their genuine motivations let me
6. 0:13give you an example remember when
7. 0:15Christopher Columbus set sail across the
8. 0:17Atlantic sure the history books say it
9. 0:19was to find a new trade route but what
10. 0:22if I told you he was actually on a quest
11. 0:26to find his very own American Fano boy
12. 0:30and it doesn't stop there the French
13. 0:32Revolution wasn't just about Liberty and
14. 0:34equality it was also about finding out
15. 0:37whether Louis the 14th was secretly a
16. 0:40fanboy in Disguise the Austrian painter
17. 0:43wasn't rejected from our school he
18. 0:45failed to make the cut at tomboy
19. 0:48University Oppenheimer didn't build the
20. 0:50atomic bomb to help win the war he built
21. 0:53it to impress his big titty tomboy GF
22. 0:56even the Cold War had a hidden agenda it
23. 0:59wasn't just about superpower rivalry it
24. 1:01was a fierce battle over whether
25. 1:03American Fanboys could beat the Soviet
26. 1:06tomboys and Neil Armstrong wasn't just
27. 1:09the first man in space he was the first
28. 1:12friend boy in space behind every
29. 1:16historical Discovery political debate or
30. 1:20War always light a singular hidden
31. 1:24question who's better Fanboys or tomboys
32. 1:31what the man first let's get on the
33. 1:33same page when I say a fanboy I mean a
34. 1:35person who is a biological male and
35. 1:38presents himself as very feminine that
36. 1:40could be by wearing Tha high socks
37. 1:42drinking monster three times a day
38. 1:44wearing makeup and having the inner
39. 1:46desire to be dominated by masculine men
40. 1:49think of characters like aalo Felix VY
41. 1:53and Link and when I say tomboy I mean a
42. 1:55girl that lands in the middle of being
43. 1:57cool and cute at the same time which
44. 2:00means her personality looks and
45. 2:02interests are all perfectly balanced
46. 2:05consider characters like Mikasa ruko or
47. 2:08Tomo all right now that that's out of
48. 2:10the way let's address the elephant in
49. 2:12the room is a straight man dating a
50. 2:16fanboy considered
51. 2:19gay complicated Dr Lando says it's not
52. 2:22fully gay but definitely not straight
53. 2:25the world is not black and white human
54. 2:27minds work in Shades of Gray or I like
55. 2:30to call it shades of gay meanwhile Dante
56. 2:33said that Fanboys are not gay you're
57. 2:36attracted to anything that looks like it
58. 2:37can be impregnated that's why sometimes
59. 2:39if you're like driving down the the
60. 2:40highway and you see very curvy rock
61. 2:42formations you might get an erection
62. 2:44just looking at the Rocks therefore
63. 2:46seeing anything that even resembles
64. 2:48curves and impregnate ability M can turn
65. 2:50you on as a dude right so that's why
66. 2:53liking Fanboys is like chill I
67. 2:55personally agree with Dantes 100% you
68. 2:58don't date Fanboys because because
69. 2:59they're dudes but because of all the
70. 3:01benefits they bring to the table so
71. 3:04don't worry you won't be the one sucking
72. 3:06dick unless you want to be care for why
73. 3:09not dat girls instead and avoid all the
74. 3:12homosexual
75. 3:14allegations because girls are mad do you
76. 3:18know how men and women generally don't
77. 3:20understand each other we constantly
78. 3:22argue disagree and fight many in
79. 3:25marriages are unhappy and mother dating
80. 3:28is a hole
81. 3:30however when it comes to Fanboys those
82. 3:33problems immediately disappear since men
83. 3:36tend to be a lot better at communicating
84. 3:37with each other and as I mentioned
85. 3:39earlier Fanboys are men they understand
86. 3:44what it means to get kicked in the balls
87. 3:46after all it's a homie that you can Rail
88. 3:49and there is absolutely nothing that can
89. 3:51beat that right wrong everything that
90. 3:55I've said about women not being
91. 3:56compatible doesn't apply to tomber
92. 3:59either for different reasons they may
93. 4:02still be women however their coolness
94. 4:04overrides their usual annoying female
95. 4:06traits they could be interested in more
96. 4:08masculine Hobbies such as sports cars
97. 4:10and martial arts which immediately gives
98. 4:12both of you so much more in common
99. 4:15therefore making men and tomboys as
100. 4:17compatible as men and
101. 4:19Fanboys well if both tomboys and Fanboys
102. 4:22are insanely
103. 4:24compatible why not just J tomboy and
104. 4:27avoid all the homosexual allegations the
105. 4:29relationships you form with a fanboy or
106. 4:31a tomboy are very different you and a
107. 4:34tomboy are in an infinite Loop of
108. 4:36masculine energy you constantly
109. 4:37challenge one another to exceed your
110. 4:39limits whether that be by training in
111. 4:41the gym doing martial arts or whatever
112. 4:44your hobbies are so if you're more of
113. 4:45the feisty type tomboys are for you
114. 4:49meanwhile Fanboys are usually more tame
115. 4:51you know they're the ones that want to
116. 4:53match profile pictures and play omori
117. 4:55while listening to horrible hyperpop
118. 4:57with so if you're more of the
119. 4:59introverted type Fanboys are for you on
120. 5:02the other hand tomboys tend to be a lot
121. 5:05more convenient let's take traveling for
122. 5:08example you're at an airport 3 hours
123. 5:10before your flight if you're with a
124. 5:12tomboy you can just place down some bags
125. 5:15and just fall asleep on the benches
126. 5:17there won't be any complaining no it's
127. 5:19uncomfortable no I'm hungry no I want to
128. 5:22explore the shops because tomb are just
129. 5:26that
130. 5:27hard however when you travel with a
131. 5:29fanboy you'll almost certainly encounter
132. 5:32these complaints they'll need makeup
133. 5:35expensive clothes skin care and since
134. 5:37they're feminine they probably won't be
135. 5:39able to shut the up however they
136. 5:42are a lot better at emotional support
137. 5:45they'll nurture and take care of you
138. 5:46when times get hard in fact they might
139. 5:48even show you that as a man you can
140. 5:50still take proper care of yourself you
141. 5:53can have a skincare routine that doesn't
142. 5:55involve washing your face with ball sack
143. 5:57water you can wear something other than
144. 6:00a hoodie and skinny jeans you can
145. 6:02subscribe and help me get to 30,000
146. 6:04subscribers please thank you so much
147. 6:05furthermore Fanboys can Peg you without
148. 6:08additional equipment and can't get
149. 6:10pregnant meanwhile tomboys can also be
150. 6:13immune to impregnation too but only if
151. 6:15they tolerate the second home Fanboys on
152. 6:18the other hand have no choice there's
153. 6:21also a high probability that a Tomboy's
154. 6:23father will want to beat the out of
155. 6:25you assuming you're an average goer
156. 6:27viewer which means you're a loser you'll
157. 6:29be fine with a fanboy father though
158. 6:31since he's not present in the household
159. 6:34and Fanboys don't need special toilets
160. 6:37you can beat together while holding
161. 6:39hands isn't that so
162. 6:41cute there's also another major
163. 6:44difference between the two Fanboys are
164. 6:46sexy tomboys are hot let me explain
165. 6:50Fanboys are sexy because they appeal to
166. 6:51the traditional standards of female
167. 6:53Beauty you know dresses th High they're
168. 6:57babes Fanboys are dudes that look like
169. 7:00babes meanwhile tomboys are hot because
170. 7:03of their General physique like the ABS
171. 7:06and quads which are not traditionally
172. 7:08beautiful but still pretty godamn hot
173. 7:12you see what I'm trying to say now it's
174. 7:13up to you what you prefer I personally
175. 7:15still lean more toward the Tomboy side
176. 7:18listen the thought of my head getting
177. 7:19crushed like a watermelon wins me over
178. 7:21every time they also have boobs Fanboys
179. 7:25don't have boobs and I like boobs okay I
180. 7:28get it get it fambo and com are pretty
181. 7:32great but where can I find one thank you
182. 7:36for asking in terms of location Fanboys
183. 7:38and tomboys can be found everywhere
184. 7:41however if you want higher spawn rates
185. 7:43for tomboys good places would be
186. 7:45underground fights bodybuilding
187. 7:47competitions rugby matches and any gym
188. 7:51except for Planet Fitness and for
189. 7:53Fanboys check out ballet shows lgbtq
190. 7:56parades only Planet Fitness and Slovenia
191. 8:00I would know it's my
192. 8:03homeland these places should be on your
193. 8:05priority list however in my research
194. 8:09I've stumbled Upon A foolproof method
195. 8:11with a 100% spawn rate for encountering
196. 8:15both Fanboys and tomboys the way to do
197. 8:19that is by going to a generally crowded
198. 8:20space and setting up a trap for Fanboys
199. 8:24grab a pink Monster Energy drink some
200. 8:26estrogen pills a white skirt and an
201. 8:28undertale copy with a box on top of it
202. 8:31like this and for tomboys two dumbbells
203. 8:33creatine go-kart tickets and this
204. 8:35pre-workout will do just fine now wait
205. 8:38patiently it won't be long before one of
206. 8:40them appears but be cautious when you
207. 8:42capture them Fanboys can go pretty feral
208. 8:45when feeling endangered meanwhile
209. 8:47tomboys will probably just beat the
210. 8:49out of you so if you trapped a fanboy
211. 8:52I'd say this whoa hey somebody set up
212. 8:55this trap to catch a fanboy huh what a
213. 8:58dick want to let me beg you and for the
214. 9:00Tomboy say wa hey somebody set up this
215. 9:03trap to catch a tomboy what a dick want
216. 9:07to beg me and there you have it I have
217. 9:09now listed every single positive and
218. 9:12negative trait of both dating Fanboys
219. 9:14and tomboys but before I revealed the
220. 9:18winner of today's video I feel like it's
221. 9:20fair we get some genuinely professional
222. 9:22opinions on this matter so I scheduled
223. 9:25two experts in their field to do a
224. 9:27professional debate hey I am Mike bagart
225. 9:30I have been studying thology for the
226. 9:32past 12 years I graduated from Tombo
227. 9:35University and I'm ready to destroy my
228. 9:37opening in this debate hey my name is Dr
229. 9:40sugma and I am a fanboy expert I've been
230. 9:43certified professor at Twin college for
231. 9:469 years now and Fanboys are my passion
232. 9:49and I will eat my dboy loving opponent
233. 9:51for
234. 9:53breakfast all right May the debate begin
235. 9:57fers are better nuh-uh yeah-uh nuh-uh
236. 10:00yeah-uh
237. 10:03nuh-uh you
238. 10:08better I live world got to say all right
239. 10:12I think that debate went pretty well now
240. 10:15with all the information at hand I think
241. 10:17it's finally time to reveal the
242. 10:19objective truth and answer this forsaken
243. 10:24question how about you become a fanboy
244. 10:27and date a
245. 10:31[Music]
246. 10:37Bo