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1. 0:01I still DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING
2. 0:02ON. THIS IS SO SIMPLE. IT'S THE THIRD
3. 0:04TIME EXPLAINING IT.
4. 0:04>> I DON'T WANT TO disrespect your culture,
5. 0:06but this is all in Chinese.
6. 0:07>> You can't infer. It's It's ignorance.
7. 0:09Okay. And you should learn Chinese
8. 0:11anyways.
9. 0:11>> Okay. I'll I'll sign up for Dolingo. I'm
10. 0:13I'm sorry. So, I'm doing some contract
11. 0:15work for Cluey right now. And my
12. 0:16onboarding buddy is Linglong. How is he?
13. 0:19He's great. He's just uh not very
14. 0:22patient at explaining stuff.
15. 0:24>> Man, this code is some trash. You're
16. 0:26sure you're Indian, right? I thought
17. 0:27that you people were supposed to be good
18. 0:28at this, too. I thought so. I'm I'm so
19. 0:30sorry. I I'll rewrite the whole thing.
20. 0:31>> Don't apologize to me. Okay. Apologize
21. 0:33at the code base.
22. 0:34>> Okay. Code I'm I'm so sorry.
23. 0:35>> Honestly, the code base deserved an
24. 0:37apology. That That was my bad.
25. 0:39>> And then request hit a gateway. I'm
26. 0:42sorry. I don't want to interrupt, but I
27. 0:43have asthma. I'm just having some
28. 0:45problems breathing right now.
29. 0:46>> Man, asthma is not real. Okay, man. No
30. 0:48one in China has that
31. 0:49>> Breathe harder. Breathe, man. You don't
32. 0:51need that. Okay. Just breathe in.
33. 0:52Breathe out. All right. Focus. All
34. 0:53right. The billing service and the API.
35. 0:55Indian engineers are hardworking and
36. 0:58smart, right? But he's the opposite of
37. 1:00Veroon. Verun is Americanized Indian,
38. 1:02right? America make you soft. It make
39. 1:04you weak. It make you fat and it give
40. 1:07you asthma. Verun is not going to make
41. 1:09it.
42. 1:12>> VERY
43. 1:15GOOD.
44. 1:16>> OKAY. I need to GO BACK TO WORK. I
45. 1:20>> I'm trying.