Erwin sale a dar el rol DISFRAZADO del PAYASO MACABRO y sembrar TERROR en su colonia — Transcript

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1. 0:08No, no, no,
2. 0:11no, no, please, don't leave me.
3. 0:21No,
4. 0:25damn, no way, she didn't wet her pants,
5. 0:27or maybe she's having a heart attack
6. 0:29because look, she's not moving.
7. 0:31Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, wake up.
8. 0:37Ma'am.
9. 0:40Man, I think she's going to have a heart
10. 0:42attack. She looked like she had seen the
11. 0:44devil himself.
12. 0:45>> My little heartbreak is here.
13. 0:48What is happening in the heavens? That
14. 0:49the angels are falling.
15. 0:50>> Your comment isn't romantic at all. It's
16. 0:52original, isn't it?
17. 0:54>> What a jerk.
18. 0:57Philosophy class is for thinking, and
19. 1:01thinking doesn't mean memorizing things
20. 1:05mechanically, or even imagining them.
21. 1:11Although sometimes you have to
22. 1:14>> Something is happening to me, classmate
23. 1:16Erwin.
24. 1:17>> I am meditating and thinking.
25. 1:20>> Look, my class is not for you to come
26. 1:22and mock, understand?
27. 1:24>> I'm not mocking, I'm putting it into
28. 1:26practice.
29. 1:29>> Stop mocking. I demand that you leave
30. 1:31the class immediately.
31. 1:33Don't mock yourself or your classmates
32. 1:35who actually want to learn.
33. 1:39>> You know what? You know what?
34. 1:42In my class, you have no grade, and you
35. 1:45will have to study a lot if you want to
36. 1:48pass the subject in an extraordinary
37. 1:51exam. Come on, get out.
38. 1:54>> You'll pay for this, you cursed brat.
39. 1:56>> I would have liked to stay in the car to
40. 1:58see the look on that fat guy's face.
41. 2:00>> Me too. Let's see how he gets home now
42. 2:02that you popped all his tires.
43. 2:04>> He deserved it. He had no right to kick
44. 2:06you out of class, much less fail you.
45. 2:14Oh, I would give up all my pranks for
46. 2:16her. The more she ignores me, the more I
47. 2:18like her.
48. 2:20It makes me so angry that she doesn't
49. 2:21pay attention to me.
50. 2:23>> Young man, pick up the trash, please.
51. 2:25You pick it up.
52. 2:38>> Ah, ah, no,
53. 2:42no. Let me go. No, Dad.
54. 2:45Mom, Dad, Mom.
55. 2:50What is wrong with you?
56. 2:52>> Nothing, Dad. I'm just having some fun.
57. 2:55You should have seen Olga's face, scared
58. 2:56to death.
59. 2:58Hey, little sister, you didn't pee
60. 2:59yourself from fear, did you?
61. 3:00>> Enough, Erwin, go to your room. But wait
62. 3:03>> I'm going.
63. 3:06>> But that was so much fun.
64. 3:07>> Go to your room.
65. 3:09>> Man! You can't take a joke.
66. 3:12Oh,
67. 3:15come here, please.
68. 3:17There, there, my love. You
69. 3:19>> scared me so much.
70. 3:22Calm down.
71. 3:30>> Oh no, it can't be.
72. 3:32It can't be.
73. 3:35Oh, it can't be.
74. 3:37They slashed my tires again. It must
75. 3:39have been that damn delinquent.
76. 3:42It can't be.
77. 3:43It can't be.
78. 3:49And if you try to lecture me again
79. 3:50tomorrow like you did today, you'll find
80. 3:52your tires slashed once more.
81. 3:53>> No way, it looks like he's going to have
82. 3:55a heart attack.
83. 3:56>> Well, he has two options. Either he
84. 3:57shuts up and stops making scenes, or
85. 3:59he'll find his tires flat every day.
86. 4:24What were you doing with Noe? Why did
87. 4:26your boyfriend kiss you?
88. 4:27No, no, he's not, but if he were and...
89. 4:30>> Don't talk to me like that, I'm your
90. 4:31older brother.
91. 4:33You look like a clown with all that on.
92. 4:35Mouth,
93. 4:37>> you have no business using that trash.
94. 4:39>> No, give it to me, give it to me.
95. 4:42Don't scratch. Leave my stuff alone. No.
96. 4:45>> You know very well I don't like you
97. 4:46wearing makeup.
98. 4:47>> You're a bully. You take advantage of me
99. 4:49just because you're the older brother.
100. 4:51>> If you didn't provoke me, I wouldn't do
101. 4:53anything to you. Fine, you know you're
102. 4:54too young to have a boyfriend.
103. 4:56Tell me, isn't he your boyfriend, huh?
104. 4:59>> No, he's not. He's just a friend. I
105. 5:01don't want a boyfriend yet. Ah,
106. 5:03>> fair enough, but just in case, I'm going
107. 5:05to have to talk to him.
108. 5:06>> No, no, no, no. He messed with the wrong
109. 5:08guy, bro.
110. 5:09Look,
111. 5:10>> look, look at the video. Look, check it
112. 5:12out. Take him out, take him out, take
113. 5:13him out.
114. 5:19>> He won't ever get near my sister again,
115. 5:21bro.
116. 5:22Look,
117. 5:23>> repeat it, repeat it, repeat it.
118. 5:33>> Where are you going?
119. 5:36>> Just hanging out, Mom.
120. 5:37To have some fun.
121. 5:39>> And those smiles, where are you going
122. 5:41and what are you going to do?
123. 5:44>> I already told you, Mom, we're just
124. 5:45hanging out, just having some fun, I
125. 5:47don't know, maybe play some soccer at
126. 5:48the park.
127. 5:50It's Saturday and we aren't going to be
128. 5:52locked in my room all day, okay?
129. 5:54Relax, we aren't going to do anything
130. 5:56bad.
131. 5:57Let's go.
132. 5:57>> Do you have your cell phone?
133. 5:59>> Yes, I always carry it with me. Why?
134. 6:01>> To call you later and see where you are
135. 6:03.
136. 6:03>> Just letting you know that if I'm busy,
137. 6:05I won't be able to answer. As soon as
138. 6:07I'm free, I'll call you back.
139. 6:13>> This youth nowadays is so sassy.
140. 6:17Why did they look like that? Because
141. 6:19they were being mischievous.
142. 6:21Where will they go?
143. 6:31How about we do something with more
144. 6:33adrenaline, like robbing that store to
145. 6:35see what it feels like?
146. 6:36That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah,
147. 6:38let's rob it. Let's go.
148. 6:44>> That was scary, he nearly hit the
149. 6:45ceiling when you yelled at him. This is
150. 6:48a robbery. He almost died of a heart
151. 6:50attack.
152. 6:50>> If only they knew it was a toy.
153. 6:52Now this is fun.
154. 6:55The more danger and adrenaline, the more
155. 6:56interesting this gets.
156. 7:02>> Son, are you awake?
157. 7:04Can we talk?
158. 7:06>> Seriously.
159. 7:08I’m not opening the door.
160. 7:13>> I want to talk to you, Erwin. Open the
161. 7:16door, please.
162. 7:32This looks so cool.
163. 7:35Look.
164. 7:40Wow. It looks incredible.
165. 7:42>> What if we do it tonight?
166. 7:44It says here it’s becoming a trend to
167. 7:46dress as clowns and scare people in the
168. 7:48street.
169. 7:49>> The more dangerous it is, the more fun
170. 7:51it will be.
171. 7:53>> There it is. When is the clown coming
172. 7:55out?
173. 8:07No, no,
174. 8:11no, no, please, don't leave me.
175. 8:21No,
176. 8:25darn, no way, they probably soiled
177. 8:26themselves or maybe had a heart attack
178. 8:28because look, they aren't moving.
179. 8:31Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, wake up.
180. 8:36Ma'am,
181. 8:41ma'am, I'm wiped out.
182. 8:43I can't stop watching the video. Every
183. 8:45time I see it, I die laughing.
184. 8:48Boom. She fell flat.
185. 8:50Good thing she didn't die. Scaring
186. 8:52people as a clown. It's the best thing
187. 8:53on the planet. Man, look at what you did
188. 8:55to a poor old lady, now I’m definitely
189. 8:57not listening to you. Erwin.
190. 8:59Man!
191. 9:00Lin, Lin, Lin, wait.
192. 9:03>> Tell her again.
193. 9:04>> That he didn't do anything to her, he
194. 9:06just talked to her, that's it.
195. 9:09Besides, I'm not even old enough to have
196. 9:11a boyfriend.
197. 9:12>> See, Mom?
198. 9:14Let’s go.
199. 9:20Olga, tell me the truth. What is going
200. 9:22on between you and your brother? Does he
201. 9:24threaten you?
202. 9:25>> Nothing, Mom.
203. 9:27Nothing is happening, I swear.