Ep. 1: The Beginning | The Legend of Neil — Transcript

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1. 0:00where am I okay I'm in some sort of  a spinning forest you know I'm just
2. 0:13hungover and I'm naked great my head and my ears
3. 0:22fairies wanted me to be
4. 1:04I'm gonna get this [ __ ]  kicked out of me aren't I
5. 1:09a cave this looks promising
6. 1:18hello uh old man you may call me old man I did  you are linked you are on a quest to defeat Lord
7. 1:28gone on and save all of Hyrule no actually  my eye I'm Neal alright I'm from Trenton you
8. 1:36are linked you are on a quest Neal a link  Neal alright find me link my name is Neal
9. 1:43okay got a little drunk last night somehow  I ended up here so I just want to get home
10. 1:48oh your love of the princess has betrayed  you link look it's me princess like Zelda
11. 1:57she uh she's [ __ ] yes she's like a seven seven  and a half although you will need look to be a six
12. 2:04four five right look listen old man from the fiery  flames of El Dora I summon the mighty sword open
13. 2:29the box David son of the late and great students  of our son of the not-so-great van Zabar he's kind
14. 2:39of a douche bag like hey it is for stowed upon  you to defeat the ultimate evil that is again
15. 2:50this thing's a piece of crap [ __ ] you that crap  is free I made it right a great [ __ ] I'm out of
16. 2:59here oh I was supposed to disappear there I  got a magical won't even have a mind goodbye
17. 3:09all right Neal it's been a weird day  let's just keep moving we'll find a
18. 3:20way out of this place wait a second hey  guys thanks for watching this episode
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