EMBARRASSING Couple Stories (Ft. @TJToons ) — Transcript

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1. 0:003 2 1 clap okay okay woo all right go
2. 0:06for
3. 0:13it this is my boyfriend TJ
4. 0:16so I wanted to make a video talking
5. 0:19about all of our awkward and
6. 0:20embarrassing moments as a couple so if
7. 0:23you had to think about our most
8. 0:24embarrassing moment What story do you
9. 0:26think of the thing that pops off in the
10. 0:28top of my head let let's an awkward and
11. 0:31funny story it's more of a bit of a
12. 0:33traumatic story traumatic story it's a
13. 0:36time where we both we both almost uh
14. 0:38died died okay so this this story kind
15. 0:42of takes place in uh New York this was
16. 0:44also around the time I first met you and
17. 0:47I first went to the states and we
18. 0:49decided we want to take a little
19. 0:51vacation so this is like 3 months into
20. 0:54US dating but like 3 days into us
21. 0:56meeting for the first time so we like
22. 0:59barely know each other yeah and then I
23. 1:01decided we should stay at a fancy hotel
24. 1:05this hotel I was especially excited
25. 1:07there was this really big luxurious
26. 1:09fancy looking bathtub I didn't have a
27. 1:11bathtub growing up as a kid so yeah I
28. 1:14got really excited I wanted to get a
29. 1:17bath bomb and some snacks apple juice
30. 1:20and have a nice time with the person
31. 1:23that I love my favorite person in the
32. 1:24world and just take a dip in the tub
33. 1:26together oh my God yeah this 30 days us
34. 1:30to a meeting he had ulterior motive I
35. 1:33don't know I was overly romantic I I was
36. 1:36very we did exactly that we bought some
37. 1:39fish chips some strawberry so juice and
38. 1:42this special fancy bath prom from Lush
39. 1:45and this was just going to be like an
40. 1:47amazing time together you know or at
41. 1:49least that's how I envisioned it to be
42. 1:51at the time I didn't know this but
43. 1:54apparently soaking in hot water while
44. 1:56drinking juice is actually really really
45. 1:59bad bad for you because we were so
46. 2:01focused on having a good time we weren't
47. 2:03really thinking about these risks so we
48. 2:06kind of proceeded to put on our swimsuit
49. 2:08closed the Windows shut because it was
50. 2:11the middle of November it was cold yeah
51. 2:14we didn't want the cold air to get in
52. 2:16and we even turned off the lights cuz we
53. 2:17were
54. 2:19shy I was like you need to close your
55. 2:22eyes and turn the other way when I get
56. 2:24into this tuu if you turn off the lights
57. 2:27it turns off the ventilators right so
58. 2:29there was Absolut Ely no air coming in
59. 2:31or out we were also blasting the heater
60. 2:34remember oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I I
61. 2:36remember yeah so there was like the
62. 2:38heater going on no ventilation super hot
63. 2:42hot tub adult juice also the sight of
64. 2:44seeing each other in a bathtub like my
65. 2:48heart was beating so fast thinking about
66. 2:50how scandalous the situation was and I
67. 2:52already know you guys are thinking way
68. 2:54to call a single in five different
69. 2:56languages I thought you might say that
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115. 4:29really really bad idea anyways
116. 4:31regardless we we shared a nice
117. 4:33conversation though we enjoyed each
118. 4:35other's company while carelessly sipping
119. 4:37on our Apple Juice I think after our
120. 4:40fourth or fifth sip we both felt kind of
121. 4:43funny I didn't know if I was loopy cuz
122. 4:46of the juice or cuz of something else uh
123. 4:48I felt the need to get out of the tub
124. 4:50for a moment you were like slumped over
125. 4:52and I had to like run the cold water and
126. 4:55then like put cold water over you
127. 4:57because you were like almost going to
128. 4:58pass out I was like oh my God I thought
129. 5:01like you were going through another
130. 5:02vertigo episode and I was like oh my god
131. 5:04do I have to give him the E maneuver in
132. 5:07my bathing suit like oh the dream come
133. 5:09true as soon as I stood up my head felt
134. 5:13extremely light like I was about to pass
135. 5:15out although I was still conscious
136. 5:17enough to open the windows and turn on
137. 5:19the ventilators I was so
138. 5:24scared we kind of laughed it off like at
139. 5:27the end but like we both knew like we
140. 5:29both thinking the same thing like holy
141. 5:31crap that could have been really really
142. 5:32bad like we could have passed out maybe
143. 5:34even drowned still had a good time thank
144. 5:37God it was a funny memory you
145. 5:39know when I think about our awkward or
146. 5:42like an awkward funny story it's also a
147. 5:45story from the beginning of our
148. 5:46relationship around like the first few
149. 5:49days that we met oh oh no for those who
150. 5:55don't know we actually were dating for
151. 5:58like 3 months before we actually met
152. 6:01each other in person and before then we
153. 6:03had never seen each other's faces not
154. 6:07once we've never video chatted I mean
155. 6:09like we knew what each other looked like
156. 6:11because of like videos and pictures we'd
157. 6:14send back and forth you know but we've
158. 6:16never video chatted for 3 months before
159. 6:19dating like we were really playing Love
160. 6:21is Blind IRL you
161. 6:23know because of that we were both like
162. 6:26especially anxious to meet in person
163. 6:29when we met for the first time I wanted
164. 6:31to surprise TJ and so I told him that I
165. 6:34wasn't going to meet him the day he
166. 6:36landed that was so mean I was so sad
167. 6:39from it actually to be completely honest
168. 6:42I was sad but a little bit relieved
169. 6:44because as you come right out of the
170. 6:45airport you look like crap you stinky
171. 6:49yeah and I was like I haven't brushed my
172. 6:51teeth I haven't showered I am in the
173. 6:54grossest state that I can ever be in I
174. 6:56told TJ I couldn't make it but in
175. 6:58reality I was hiding ing at Billy's
176. 7:00house they tricked me they tricked me TJ
177. 7:04came up the stairs and and as soon as I
178. 7:08like make eye contact with hono I I was
179. 7:11so shocked happy but shocked I literally
180. 7:14fell on the ground I fell backwards we
181. 7:16have video
182. 7:18footage we'll play
183. 7:21it
184. 7:24[Applause]
185. 7:28hi
186. 7:32[Music]
187. 7:38oh God yeah that was the most nerve
188. 7:40ragging moment of my life it was super
189. 7:43awkward it's such a weird experience I
190. 7:45don't think a lot of people can
191. 7:47understand unless they've been in it
192. 7:49you're talking to someone online and
193. 7:50you're in love with them but because
194. 7:52like we were not video chatting it was
195. 7:55so hard to like put voice and physical
196. 7:58body together
197. 8:00in my mind I knew that you're TJ but in
198. 8:03person I was just like who is this is
199. 8:05this TJ like I've never met you before
200. 8:08you know like it is a weird feeling I
201. 8:09feel like what was especially
202. 8:10nerve-wracking was the fact that you
203. 8:12were staying in my apartment right away
204. 8:15I was just so nervous because I'm just
205. 8:17like I don't know this man like I just
206. 8:19met him on the internet and now he's in
207. 8:21my bed like who are you yeah I was so
208. 8:25nervous too my heart was about to like
209. 8:27explode I remember you were like coming
210. 8:30close to me and trying to lean in for a
211. 8:32kiss or
212. 8:34something I was just looking at you like
213. 8:36oh my God who are you who is this man
214. 8:39who are you I like kind of turned away
215. 8:42and I was like I'm I'm anxious I think
216. 8:47it took another 2 days for me to fully
217. 8:49feel comfortable like kissing you 2 days
218. 8:53later I I feel like I was more
219. 8:55comfortable with you I was like holding
220. 8:57your hand being more snuggly with you
221. 9:00and like internally I was probably
222. 9:02thinking like I kind of want
223. 9:05more you know when we were going to bed
224. 9:08you asked like can I give you a kiss on
225. 9:11the
226. 9:12cheek
227. 9:15stop I was like
228. 9:18yeah I just trying to make slow and
229. 9:21steady Pace you know you didn't kissed
230. 9:23me on the cheek you kissed me on the
231. 9:24corner of my mouth I was going for the
232. 9:27the cheek I think it just extended a
233. 9:28little further to the mouth cuz it was
234. 9:31dark and I couldn't really see you
235. 9:33kissed me in the corner of my mouth and
236. 9:35I was like going to do just do
237. 9:37it I think when you did that I I don't
238. 9:41know I I said e this is so
239. 9:45cringe I was
240. 9:47like just a
241. 9:52cheat oh is this a sign is this is this
242. 9:55when I go in and then I went for it I
243. 9:58went for the kiss you went for the kiss
244. 10:00and that's where the video ends okay
245. 10:02nothing else happened guys just the
246. 10:05[Music]
247. 10:13[Music]
248. 10:21[Applause]
249. 10:24[Music]
250. 10:28kiss
251. 10:31oh