E se o seu QI dobrasse TODOS os dias? — Transcript

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1. 0:01Eight days ago, you pushed a door that said "pull." Three times.
2. 0:07This morning, before breakfast, you finished an engine that doesn't have a name yet.
3. 0:12Because nobody but you understands what it does.
4. 0:16Your IQ today is 12,800.
5. 0:20And tomorrow, it doubles again.
6. 0:23What if your IQ doubled every day?
7. 0:25To see how this started, we have to go back to the day you were… well… you.
8. 0:35Day zero. IQ 50.
9. 0:38The average person is a hundred. Do the math. Actually, let me do it for you.
10. 0:44Your phone spent the night in the fridge.
11. 0:46Your juice went to school in your backpack. Open.
12. 0:51The classroom door says "pull." You push. You push again.
13. 0:55On the third try, you look around to see if anyone's watching.
14. 1:00Math test: two out of ten.
15. 1:04Gui… you spelled your own name wrong.
16. 1:09There's two ways to spell Gui?
17. 1:12The whole class laughs. Except one person.
18. 1:16Duda.
19. 1:16Your best friend since you were six,
20. 1:18and the only one who never thought you were dumb.
21. 1:22He's not dumb. He just thinks… slowly.
22. 1:27Thanks, Duda! …Wait. Was that a compliment?
23. 1:32That night,
24. 1:33while you slept with your mouth wide open… something in your head doubled.
25. 1:43Day one. IQ 100. Normal. And for you, normal is amazing.
26. 1:49You tie your own shoes. First try.
27. 1:53Sweetie… did you clean your room?!
28. 1:57Yeah. Why?
29. 1:59No reason. I'm just… a little scared.
30. 2:04Day two. 200.
31. 2:07In class, the teacher writes a problem on the board.
32. 2:10You spot the mistake before she's done writing.
33. 2:14Miss? The sign on line three is flipped.
34. 2:17She checks. It's flipped.
35. 2:20After school, Duda tosses you a puzzle cube. You've never even held one.
36. 2:26Since when can you do that?
37. 2:29Since… just now?
38. 2:34Day three. 400. And that's when the fear kicked in.
39. 2:38You had to know how far this would go. So you started testing yourself.
40. 2:44The local library: you walk in after lunch and leave when they kill the lights.
41. 2:48You remember every page. Page numbers included.
42. 2:52Japanese: you put on an anime with no subtitles.
43. 2:55By episode two, you're laughing at the jokes.
44. 2:59And the park. Ten old men, ten chessboards, forty years of chess each.
45. 3:03You play all ten at once. Blindfolded.
46. 3:08Checkmate… on me. Again.
47. 3:15Twenty minutes later, all that's left is one old man laughing,
48. 3:18dead silence, and Duda giving you a weird look.
49. 3:22Gui… what's happening to you?
50. 3:25I don't know. But tomorrow, it'll be double.
51. 3:31Day four. 800.
52. 3:35Now the street feels like a video game you've already beaten.
53. 3:38You see where everything's going before it gets there.
54. 3:43That kid's ball is about to hit the red car's side mirror. Bullseye.
55. 3:49The bus will turn that corner in 47 seconds. Right on cue.
56. 3:54That flowerpot is about to land on that old man's head.
57. 3:57You pull him aside without even taking your other hand out of your pocket.
58. 4:02You flip a coin a hundred times and call every single one before it lands.
59. 4:09That's a trick.
60. 4:11I just see where it's going. It's pretty predictable, poor thing.
61. 4:16For now, you can see about five seconds into the future. For now.
62. 4:26Day five. 1,600.
63. 4:30There's a math problem called the Riemann Hypothesis.
64. 4:33It's been unsolved since 1859, it's worth a million dollars,
65. 4:37and it has eaten entire lifetimes of brilliant people.
66. 4:42You solve it in one night. On your bedroom wall.
67. 4:44With the marker your mom uses to label leftovers.
68. 4:49Duda snaps a picture, posts it, and goes to bed.
69. 4:53By the time she wakes up, 80 million people have seen your wall.
70. 4:58Universities calling from five countries. Mathematicians boarding planes.
71. 5:02Reporters sleeping on your sidewalk.
72. 5:04Is it true you got a two on a math test last week?
73. 5:08Two and a half. She rounded down.
74. 5:12By the rules, the prize only gets paid after two years of review.
75. 5:16The best mathematicians on Earth will need two
76. 5:18years to understand what you did in one night.
77. 5:25Day six. 3,200.
78. 5:35You stop sleeping. Not because you can't.
79. 5:38Because sleep is just a waste of time now.
80. 5:42He says he wants more kibble. He always wants more kibble.
81. 5:47Ten million followers in two days.
82. 5:50A company offering a number with so many zeros, your dad had to sit down.
83. 5:56And then something weird starts happening.
84. 5:58Talking to people starts to feel like watching a nature documentary.
85. 6:04You know what everyone's going to say before they open their mouth.
86. 6:08Why they're saying it. And what they really want.
87. 6:12Except one.
88. 6:14Are you even listening?
89. 6:16You were gonna say I'm acting weird.
90. 6:19No. I was gonna say I miss you.
91. 6:23It's the first time in six days anyone has surprised you.
92. 6:31Day seven. 6,400.
93. 6:35The lights in your room flicker when you think too fast.
94. 6:38Your phone heats up in your pocket.
95. 6:40And three black cars pull up in front of your house.
96. 6:44Guilherme. You're coming with us. It's for your own safety.
97. 6:50To you, his face is an open book.
98. 6:52A lie in his eyebrow, fear in his left hand,
99. 6:55and a contract in his inside pocket that says "strategic asset."
100. 7:00You can see twelve seconds into the future now. Twelve seconds is a long time.
101. 7:06You turn around and walk away. No rush.
102. 7:10The delivery guy opens his van door right on cue.
103. 7:13The pigeons take off right on cue. An old man opens his umbrella right on cue.
104. 7:18And a bus passes between you for exactly two seconds.
105. 7:23When it's gone, the sidewalk is empty.
106. 7:28Where'd he go?!
107. 7:32Day eight. 12,800.
108. 7:37You don't run anymore. You don't need to.
109. 7:41You learn everything the agency knows about you in four minutes.
110. 7:44Then you learn everything it knows about everyone else.
111. 7:49They're still watching your house. But now you're watching them too.
112. 7:53And you're way better at it.
113. 7:57At seven a.m.,
114. 7:58the head of the operation gets an envelope with everything he's going to do that day.
115. 8:03Hour by hour. It's right about all of it.
116. 8:06Who is this kid?
117. 8:09And you spend the rest of the day doing what a 12,000 IQ does when it gets bored.
118. 8:25Day nine. 25,600.
119. 8:29At this point, a normal conversation is like watching ants carry a leaf.
120. 8:34It's beautiful. But you can't really join in.
121. 8:37Except with her. You and Duda on the roof, just like when you were twelve.
122. 8:44I did the math. Tomorrow, 51,000. After that, 102,000.
123. 8:50I don't know what comes after that. And I know almost everything.
124. 8:55Remember day zero?
125. 8:57I remember everything.
126. 8:59You were the happiest person I knew. And you couldn't even tie your shoes.
127. 9:06An IQ of 25,000. And only now do you get something you knew at 50.
128. 9:12She rests her head on your shoulder.
129. 9:15And your mind, which hasn't stopped in nine days… stops.
130. 9:24Day ten. 51,200.
131. 9:28You wake up, and your bedroom wall looks different.
132. 9:33The proof that left the whole world speechless is gone. Someone erased it.
133. 9:39In its place, one sentence. In your handwriting.
134. 9:44"Stop before day 11."
135. 9:48You didn't write that. Or you did, and you don't remember.
136. 9:53And you remember everything.
137. 9:56For the first time since day zero, you have no idea what comes next.
138. 10:05What about you? What would you do with an IQ that doubles every day?
139. 10:09Tell me in the comments.
140. 10:12And if you want to know who wrote on that wall, subscribe.
141. 10:15Part two is already out.