Dumbledore Rigged the House Cup (Again) and Simply Does Not Care — Transcript

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1. 0:03Uh another year gone by.
2. 0:06A few words from an old man
3. 0:09who has been watching very closely.
4. 0:13>> [music]
5. 0:16>> There's a boy with a lightning scar so
6. 0:18brave and slightly dim, and a girl in
7. 0:20slithering green who swore she'd never
8. 0:22look at him.
9. 0:24She hexed his shoes, he charmed a quill,
10. 0:26they dueled down the stairs, and I sat
11. 0:28up in my tower with my lemon drops
12. 0:31instead. Some would call it [music]
13. 0:33trouble, some would call it war, I call
14. 0:36it Tuesday at my school, AND FRANKLY, I
15. 0:39WANT MORE.
16. 0:41>> [music]
17. 0:42>> 10 million [singing]
18. 0:44points, 10 million points
19. 0:46>> to Gryffindor.
20. 0:47>> And then 10 million more, [music]
21. 0:4910 million points
22. 0:50>> for the lion and the serpent.
23. 0:51>> What's a house cup for?
24. 0:52>> Well done, Slytherin. However, I've got
25. 0:55last-minute points to share. [music]
26. 0:56Paint the hall in red and gold cuz I
27. 0:59simply do not
28. 1:00>> care.
29. 1:01>> [music]
30. 1:03>> My friend down in the dungeons came
31. 1:06storming up my stairs. [music] "She's
32. 1:08holding hands with him!" he hissed with
33. 1:10smoke still in his hair. He took 10
34. 1:12points from everyone, then took my
35. 1:14lion's twice. I passed the lemon drops
36. 1:17and smiled, "My boy, do try be nice." He
37. 1:20soaks inside his potion [music] fumes
38. 1:22and mutters every night, and watching
39. 1:24THAT MAN BE BOTHERED is my favorite
40. 1:27delight.
41. 1:28>> 10 [music] million [singing]
42. 1:30points, 10 million points
43. 1:32>> to Gryffindor.
44. 1:33>> And then 10 million more, [music]
45. 1:3410 million points
46. 1:35>> for the lion and the serpent.
47. 1:37>> What's a house cup for?
48. 1:38>> Well done, Slytherin. However, I've got
49. 1:40last-minute points to share. Paint the
50. 1:43hall in red and gold cuz I simply do not
51. 1:47When they slipped past curfew and the
52. 1:50castle heard the noise, I grabbed that
53. 1:52boy by both his shoulders, lost my
54. 1:54gentle poise. "DID YOU TAKE IT TO THE
55. 1:57TOWER?
56. 1:59I SAID CALMLY,
57. 2:02"I keep a three-headed dog in a hallway
58. 2:04and a troll beneath the floor.
59. 2:07>> [music]
60. 2:07>> So, a lion who loves a serpent,
61. 2:10that's the safest thing for sure."
62. 2:15I once looked in a mirror and saw only
63. 2:18woolen socks, a lonely old man's wishing
64. 2:22locked inside a box.
65. 2:25But, now I see two houses at one table
66. 2:28side by [music] side.
67. 2:31And love, my dears, the oldest magic
68. 2:35was never meant to hide.
69. 2:38>> [music]
70. 2:39>> Now,
71. 2:40you, yes, you
72. 2:42behind the glowing glass,
73. 2:44humor an old wizard.
74. 2:46When I raise my wand, you sing.
75. 2:49Even you in Slytherin.
76. 2:53Ready? Three, TWO, ONE.
77. 2:56>> 10 million [music]
78. 2:59points to
79. 2:59>> 10 MILLION POINTS
80. 3:00>> TO GRYFFINDOR.
81. 3:01>> AND THEN 10 million more.
82. 3:03>> [music]
83. 3:03>> 10 million points
84. 3:04>> for the lion and the serpent.
85. 3:05>> What's the HOUSE CUP FOR?
86. 3:07>> WELL DONE, SLYTHERIN. HOWEVER, I've got
87. 3:09last-minute points to share. Paint
88. 3:11[music] the hall in red and gold
89. 3:14cuz I simply
90. 3:16do
91. 3:17>> [singing]
92. 3:18>> not care.
93. 3:19>> [music]
94. 3:19>> 10 points to everyone who sang along.
95. 3:23Yes,
96. 3:24>> [music]
97. 3:24>> even you down in the dungeons.
98. 3:27Now,
99. 3:29tuck in.
100. 3:32Right,
101. 3:32>> [music]
102. 3:33>> SOMEONE HAND ME MY BAT.
103. 3:36WHERE'S THAT ELF NOW?