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DOG MAN BOOK 10 (All Chapters) ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘ฎ Mothering Heights COMIC DUB | Dog Man Series Book 10 โ€” Transcript

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  1. 0:02Welcome back to story time with Michael.
  2. 0:04Well, Dogman's at it again, and it looks
  3. 0:06like he's bringing along Petey and
  4. 0:08little Pey for the next adventure. I
  5. 0:10can't wait to see what those guys get up
  6. 0:12to. But before we get to that, I just
  7. 0:14want to thank all you Dogman fans out
  8. 0:16there who have sent in your Dogman
  9. 0:17drawings. They were so awesome. I
  10. 0:20couldn't wait to share them with you
  11. 0:21all. So, let's check out a few of them
  12. 0:23right now. First up, we have Xavier from
  13. 0:26Nebraska. Whoa, it's the whole gang. And
  14. 0:29then it's the whole gang as superheroes.
  15. 0:32Great work, Xavier. And next we have Ka
  16. 0:35from the United Kingdom who drew one
  17. 0:37proud looking pup.
  18. 0:39It's Dogman. Great work, Ka. And next we
  19. 0:44have Damen from South Carolina who drew
  20. 0:46one of the scariest villains in the
  21. 0:48whole book, the Beasty Buildings.
  22. 0:52Go get them, guys. Great work, Damian.
  23. 0:55If you want in on the fun, head on over
  24. 0:56to storytime.com/draw,
  25. 1:00link in the description, to submit your
  26. 1:01own Dogman drawings, and subscribe to
  27. 1:04this channel to be the first to know
  28. 1:05when the next video is released. And
  29. 1:07now, without further ado, it's time for
  30. 1:09Dogman: Mothering Heights by Dave Pilky.
  31. 1:15[music]
  32. 1:17Yay! [screaming]
  33. 1:17[cheering]
  34. 1:22>> Chapter one, the line of duty.
  35. 1:24>> Quack-ack quack quack quack quack quack.
  36. 1:27I've got you now, dog man.
  37. 1:33Nobody can escape my terrifying robo
  38. 1:36shark doc crash.
  39. 1:40Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Oh no, it's Chief.
  40. 1:47Wait, I can explain.
  41. 1:50Kung fu grip
  42. 1:54toss. Ra
  43. 1:57quack
  44. 2:06swish b.
  45. 2:16Pow!
  46. 2:20Munch! Munch! Munch!
  47. 2:26Booyah!
  48. 2:43Slice!
  49. 2:48Bunker.
  50. 2:50[snorts]
  51. 2:54[groaning]
  52. 3:04[screaming]
  53. 3:06I believe that puppies are our future.
  54. 3:10Teach them tricks and let them wag their
  55. 3:13tails. Show them all the bushes they can
  56. 3:16sniff outside.
  57. 3:19[snorts]
  58. 3:20Give them a sense of
  59. 3:24to make it easier.
  60. 3:34Sup?
  61. 3:36Dog man was injured
  62. 3:39in the line of duty. Chief's house. some
  63. 3:43random dude's house. I'll be right
  64. 3:45there.
  65. 3:49Hold on, dog man. I'm coming.
  66. 3:57[laughter]
  67. 3:58Hospital.
  68. 4:01How is he? Is he going to pull through?
  69. 4:06Don't worry, Chief. He's going to be
  70. 4:08fine.
  71. 4:10Uh, but what happened? Let's let our
  72. 4:13sketch artist explain it.
  73. 4:16Sketchpad in Flippyama.
  74. 4:33[screaming]
  75. 4:37So, let me get this straight. Dogman was
  76. 4:39drinking out of the toilet again.
  77. 4:42And the lid fell down
  78. 4:45and hurt his fingers. Bingo.
  79. 4:49[snorts]
  80. 4:51You said he was injured in the line of
  81. 4:53duty.
  82. 4:57No, I said line of duty.
  83. 5:01You see, there was a really long line at
  84. 5:04the bathroom
  85. 5:07and we all had to go duty
  86. 5:10and uh well,
  87. 5:15you see we uh [groaning]
  88. 5:19get out of here.
  89. 5:22[laughter]
  90. 5:28Would you like to see him, Chief?
  91. 5:30>> Yeah. Is he okay? Yes, he's fine. But he
  92. 5:34kept chewing on his bandages.
  93. 5:37And we couldn't get him to stop,
  94. 5:40so we gave him a special collar. Oh.
  95. 5:45Chapter two. The cone of shame.
  96. 5:52Soon. Oh no.
  97. 5:56Dogman, what happened to you?
  98. 6:01He's okay, Chief. I promise.
  99. 6:06But why does he have to wear this silly
  100. 6:08cone?
  101. 6:10He only has to wear it for a few days.
  102. 6:13But But
  103. 6:16everybody's going to make fun of him.
  104. 6:21Well, I'm glad he has a friend like you.
  105. 6:26You'll protect him, won't you?
  106. 6:31Sure, I will.
  107. 6:34Good. See you later.
  108. 6:38Bye.
  109. 6:41I like your slippers.
  110. 6:45Really? Thanks.
  111. 6:49They quack when you walk. I noticed.
  112. 6:56She noticed.
  113. 7:18Salute. She noticed.
  114. 7:27Super pillow fort.
  115. 7:32Oh, hi dog man.
  116. 7:38How come you're wearing that thingy on
  117. 7:40your head?
  118. 7:43Wine, wine, wine. You did. Wine, wine,
  119. 7:47wine. Are you okay? Wine, wine, wine,
  120. 7:50wine, wine.
  121. 7:52A few days.
  122. 7:56Don't worry, dog man.
  123. 7:59You stay here and enjoy a cup of pretend
  124. 8:01tea.
  125. 8:03ADHD and I will solve this problem.
  126. 8:08Come on, ADHD. Plop. Let's go to the
  127. 8:12Grand Ballroom.
  128. 8:14Plop flip flop.
  129. 8:18Chapter three. Escape from cat jail.
  130. 8:25Meanwhile, cat jail. Evil plan.
  131. 8:29Scrabble. Scrabble. Scrabble. At last,
  132. 8:32my evil plan is complete. I just need
  133. 8:35two secret ingredients.
  134. 8:42Hang in there.
  135. 8:45Bonk.
  136. 8:46Roll.
  137. 8:56Oh, hi, Grandpa. Hi, Big Jim. Grandpa,
  138. 9:00I'm not Big Jim right now. Remember? I'm
  139. 9:04Commander Cupcake.
  140. 9:06Yeah, whatever.
  141. 9:09Hey, you're not trying to escape again,
  142. 9:11are you, Grandpa?
  143. 9:14Leave me alone. [groaning]
  144. 9:18But Grandpa, I got to warn you. I
  145. 9:21reprogrammed the cupcake exit so you
  146. 9:24can't use it to escape.
  147. 9:27It's very dangerous.
  148. 9:31Leave me alone. I said I'll do what I
  149. 9:34want
  150. 9:36and there's nothing you can do to stop
  151. 9:39me. Do you hear me? Nothing. I'm the
  152. 9:43boss of me. Cupcake exit.
  153. 9:47And I make my own decisions. Danger. Go
  154. 9:52on. Flip it. You know you want to.
  155. 9:56Ready?
  156. 9:58Danger.
  157. 10:02[groaning]
  158. 10:11[clears throat]
  159. 10:14Sorry, Grandpa. I tried to warn you.
  160. 10:19Only me and my new robot can use the
  161. 10:21cupcake exit. That cardboard hunk of
  162. 10:24junk can escape.
  163. 10:26Well, it could if I could make it work,
  164. 10:30but I can't. On off. Evil. Good. H.
  165. 10:40Maybe it just needs a battery.
  166. 10:44Of course, a battery.
  167. 10:48Wait here, Grandpa. I'm going to get a
  168. 10:50battery. You do that.
  169. 11:02Chapter 4: Cone of Destiny.
  170. 11:08Meanwhile, Dog Man. While Dogman was
  171. 11:12enjoying his pretend tea,
  172. 11:15lick lick lick.
  173. 11:17Lil Petey and ADHD were upstairs in the
  174. 11:20ballroom completing their new invention.
  175. 11:27Okay, ADHD, let's test it out.
  176. 11:31Click
  177. 11:35swish swish kacha chunk
  178. 11:39clack clack clunk clunk cluck cluck cha
  179. 11:44cha
  180. 11:46chunk chunka kabunkop
  181. 11:56sweet
  182. 11:58we're all readym
  183. 12:01What? Flip.
  184. 12:04Flip. Flop. Flip. Flip.
  185. 12:10An umbrella. Good thinking. ADHD.
  186. 12:19You just never know when an umbrella
  187. 12:21might come in handy. Flip, flop, flip.
  188. 12:24Come on, ADHD. Flip, flop, flip.
  189. 12:28Flip flop. Flip-flop. Supera pillow
  190. 12:31fort.
  191. 12:40We did it, dog man.
  192. 12:43Flip-flop. Flip-flop.
  193. 12:45Now all we have to do
  194. 12:48is get rid of this thingy
  195. 12:53and replace it.
  196. 12:57Click
  197. 12:58with the cone of destiny.
  198. 13:05Now, anytime you get in trouble, just
  199. 13:07press the button on top
  200. 13:10and all of your wildest dreams will come
  201. 13:13true.
  202. 13:16Are you ready?
  203. 13:18Who's going to save the day?
  204. 13:21Is it you? Are you going to save the
  205. 13:24day? [laughter]
  206. 13:27Go save the day.
  207. 13:33Zoom
  208. 13:35voom.
  209. 13:38Bow cloner.
  210. 13:42Oh, hi papa.
  211. 13:44Blip blip plop.
  212. 13:47Why is it that every time I come here
  213. 13:50something dangerous or obnoxious
  214. 13:52happens?
  215. 13:54That's how we roll, Papa.
  216. 13:57Are you ready to go home already?
  217. 14:01Yeah. And you're coming, too?
  218. 14:05Yay! You can play with me at Papa's
  219. 14:08house.
  220. 14:10He's not going to be playing. He's not?
  221. 14:14No. He destroyed three walls in our lab
  222. 14:17last week
  223. 14:19and he broke our door. M plop flip-flop.
  224. 14:24So, I'm putting him to work.
  225. 14:27But, Papa and no butts. You knuckleheads
  226. 14:31need to learn that there are
  227. 14:33consequences to your actions.
  228. 14:38A man,
  229. 14:41I hate consequences.
  230. 14:48Chapter five. Bring on the bullies.
  231. 14:52>> [laughter]
  232. 14:56>> Meanwhile, cops. [laughter]
  233. 14:59Well, well, well. Look who's back. Hey,
  234. 15:02Mod, check out Dogman's headgear.
  235. 15:07[laughter]
  236. 15:13He looks even more ridiculous than
  237. 15:16usual.
  238. 15:17[laughter]
  239. 15:19What a disgrace.
  240. 15:24What an embarrassment.
  241. 15:26What a humiliation.
  242. 15:29You'd better hide behind that plant like
  243. 15:31you always do, you cone head.
  244. 15:36>> Yeah, cone head. Cone head. Cone head.
  245. 15:42>> W. Remember, anytime you get in trouble,
  246. 15:45just press the button on top and all of
  247. 15:48your wildest dreams will come true.
  248. 15:53Cone head. Cone head. Cone head. Cone
  249. 15:56head. Cone click.
  250. 15:59Clunk. Clack. Chunka chunk
  251. 16:03to chunk. Kawa.
  252. 16:10Snuff. Snuff. Gazot. Kaz
  253. 16:15kazim kazak
  254. 16:21kazooie zuk chunk chunk
  255. 16:28click click swish chuck chuck chuck
  256. 16:31chuckish
  257. 16:35ga
  258. 16:37funy
  259. 16:39did
  260. 16:41Back rocka hum dink yank ankle dick.
  261. 16:45Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
  262. 16:48drip jump drip boom
  263. 16:58click kashunk
  264. 17:03bibby bibby booyah
  265. 17:09chief's office.
  266. 17:17Hey, [crying]
  267. 17:20[snorts]
  268. 17:20quit bugging me, dog man. Can't you see
  269. 17:23I'm writing a very important letter?
  270. 17:28[clears throat]
  271. 17:30What do you think of this? Dear nurse
  272. 17:33lady, roses are red, violets are blue.
  273. 17:36You are a nurse lady and I like you. Do
  274. 17:39you like me? Yes. No. Check one. Your
  275. 17:42pal chief.
  276. 17:46[snorts]
  277. 17:53I guess you're right, dog man. Crumple
  278. 17:55crumple. I guess I'll always be alone.
  279. 18:02[laughter]
  280. 18:14Oh man, what a day. Chief's heartbroken.
  281. 18:18Dogman has a cone on his head. How could
  282. 18:20things get any worse? On to the next
  283. 18:23chapter.
  284. 18:25Chapter six, the playdate.
  285. 18:29Hey, Grandpa. I found a battery.
  286. 18:33Grandpa.
  287. 18:35Big Jim.
  288. 18:39I have escaped. Signed. Grandpa.
  289. 18:44Okay, robot. Here's your battery. Clunk.
  290. 18:48Don't tell Grandpa, but I borrowed it
  291. 18:51from his alarm clock.
  292. 18:55How many times have I told you not to
  293. 18:57touch my stuff?
  294. 19:00I mean, beep boop. Greetings, carbon
  295. 19:04based feline.
  296. 19:06It works. It works. I love you, robot.
  297. 19:13What do you want to do first? Hide and
  298. 19:15seek. A coloring books. Go fish.
  299. 19:19No, let's escape.
  300. 19:22I mean, beep beep. Let's go play outside
  301. 19:25and look for two secret ingredients.
  302. 19:29A treasure hunt. Sweet. What shall we
  303. 19:32look for?
  304. 19:34Living spray and canary grow. Why do we
  305. 19:38need them? Um
  306. 19:42because cupcakes are delicious forever.
  307. 19:46Makes sense to me.
  308. 19:52Click. Let's go. [laughter]
  309. 19:58Meanwhile, Petey and son, fix those
  310. 20:02holes first.
  311. 20:05Then you can fix the door.
  312. 20:10Let's go, kid. It's time to take your
  313. 20:12bath.
  314. 20:14But it's daytime.
  315. 20:18Too bad. You need to get cleaned up.
  316. 20:22Why? Because I'm gonna be on TV. Sh
  317. 20:27bubble bath. Why? Because Sarah is going
  318. 20:31to interview me.
  319. 20:34Why? Because she's doing a new story
  320. 20:37about former villains who have
  321. 20:38transformed their lives.
  322. 20:41Why? Because people like to watch stuff
  323. 20:44like that.
  324. 20:46Why?
  325. 20:48Because it makes them feel all warm and
  326. 20:50fuzzy.
  327. 20:53Why?
  328. 20:55because it triggers dopamine responders
  329. 20:57and the pe-sized brains of all the gum
  330. 20:59chewing simpleans out there who have got
  331. 21:02nothing better to do than throw their
  332. 21:03lives away by sitting in front of a
  333. 21:05screen all day.
  334. 21:09Look, Papa, I'm Santa Claus.
  335. 21:15Were you even listening? No.
  336. 21:22Ding dong doorbell. Huh?
  337. 21:26Splash. Roof. Roof. Huh?
  338. 21:31[clears throat]
  339. 21:33Two minutes later. Hey, Papa.
  340. 21:37What?
  341. 21:39Can Molly come over and play? No. A
  342. 21:43Please. We'll be good this time. I said
  343. 21:46no.
  344. 21:48I don't want any distractions today.
  345. 21:51Sarah is going to be here soon. Splash
  346. 21:54splash.
  347. 21:55Besides, that Molly kid is a little
  348. 21:58strange, if you ask me.
  349. 22:01I am.
  350. 22:04Why didn't you tell me she was already
  351. 22:06here? I forgot.
  352. 22:10Look, I'm sorry I called you strange,
  353. 22:12but the truth is [snorts]
  354. 22:15you're both a little strange when you
  355. 22:17play together.
  356. 22:22Last week you both spent one whole day
  357. 22:24making up songs about diarrhea.
  358. 22:27Oh yeah, [laughter]
  359. 22:30that wasn't strange. That was hilarious.
  360. 22:34Not when you do it for 9 hours.
  361. 22:37[laughter]
  362. 22:42[laughter]
  363. 22:46All right, look. You can stay and play
  364. 22:48downstairs, but I don't want to hear a
  365. 22:51peep out of you kids. Do you hear me?
  366. 22:54Not a peep. Okay, Papa.
  367. 23:00Let's go. Bye, Wally.
  368. 23:05Beep beep.
  369. 23:07[groaning]
  370. 23:09I'm serious. I don't want you kids
  371. 23:12messing everything up today. We won't.
  372. 23:21We're probably going to mess everything
  373. 23:23up today, aren't we? Yeah, probably.
  374. 23:28Chapter 7. A bunch of stuff that
  375. 23:31happened next.
  376. 23:35Meanwhile, shaker shaker sha mayor's new
  377. 23:38rose garden. Keep out, especially
  378. 23:41Dogman.
  379. 23:44Sh.
  380. 23:45[laughter]
  381. 23:47Hospital.
  382. 23:51Dingdong.
  383. 23:53Huh? Oh, look. A pile of slobbery roses.
  384. 23:57I'll wash these off and give them to my
  385. 23:59patients.
  386. 24:01That will cheer everyone up.
  387. 24:08Meanwhile, what do you mean no longer
  388. 24:11available?
  389. 24:13Uh well, Living Spray was banned due to
  390. 24:16complaints, right? And they stopped
  391. 24:18making Canary grow after the factory was
  392. 24:21destroyed in book number five. Right.
  393. 24:24This is an outrage.
  394. 24:28Let's take our business elsewhere.
  395. 24:35Meanwhile, hi, I'm Sarah Hat off.
  396. 24:39Welcome to my show. Oh, hi ADHD.
  397. 24:44Today we're at the home of Pety the cat.
  398. 24:48As you may remember, Petey used to have
  399. 24:51a very bad reputation.
  400. 24:54He was known across the continent as the
  401. 24:57world's most evilst cat.
  402. 25:01But all of that has changed.
  403. 25:04Today, Petey is an upstanding citizen
  404. 25:08and an ambassador for altruism.
  405. 25:12Let's meet him now. Here's Pey
  406. 25:16Oprah's book club.
  407. 25:19Well, hello Sarah. What a surprise.
  408. 25:22[snorts]
  409. 25:24And how are you, little doggy?
  410. 25:29Be nice, Zuzu. Yeah, be nice, Zuzu.
  411. 25:33Petey, just a short time ago, you were
  412. 25:36widely known as a villain,
  413. 25:40a ruthless bad guy, [snorts]
  414. 25:44an evil, scheming, good for nothing
  415. 25:46scoundrel. But you've changed.
  416. 25:50Yeah. And tell me why.
  417. 25:55>> Well, I uh
  418. 25:57>> if you're happy and you know it, poop
  419. 25:59your pants.
  420. 26:02>> [snorts]
  421. 26:02>> Huh?
  422. 26:04>> If you're happy and you know it, poop
  423. 26:06your pants.
  424. 26:10>> If you're happy and you know it, then
  425. 26:12your under will show it. If you're happy
  426. 26:15and you know it. Would you cut that out?
  427. 26:18>> Huh? I told you kids to be quiet.
  428. 26:22>> How come Wally's wearing clothes?
  429. 26:25>> I wear clothes sometimes. Uh, no you
  430. 26:28don't. Well, look who's here. It's Lil
  431. 26:31Petey and Molly.
  432. 26:35How are you two doing today?
  433. 26:37>> Fine.
  434. 26:39>> Are we on TV?
  435. 26:41Yes.
  436. 26:43Testing. One, two, three.
  437. 26:45>> Hey, you want to hear a song about
  438. 26:47diarrhea?
  439. 26:49Now she doesn't. I told you kids to stay
  440. 26:52downstairs.
  441. 26:55But we're hungry. Yeah. You got any
  442. 26:58potato chips?
  443. 27:01[snorts]
  444. 27:01How about something healthy instead? I
  445. 27:04can cut up some carrots and broccoli.
  446. 27:11No, we like potato chips.
  447. 27:15All right, here.
  448. 27:20Crinkle crinkle cha clack clack crinkle
  449. 27:23crink.
  450. 27:28Do you got any of that white stuff? What
  451. 27:30white stuff? Crinkle crinkle.
  452. 27:33You know the white stuff?
  453. 27:37She means chip dip. We don't have any
  454. 27:40chip dip. Oh,
  455. 27:46chomp. Munch munch. Munch munch. Go.
  456. 27:51They taste way better with chip dip.
  457. 27:54Well, we're all out of chip dip.
  458. 27:57That's okay, Wall-E. You can get some
  459. 27:59for the next time I come over.
  460. 28:03[groaning]
  461. 28:05Would you get out of here?
  462. 28:09Okay. Bye, Wall-E.
  463. 28:14Why does she keep calling you Wall-E?
  464. 28:17[groaning]
  465. 28:18I have no idea.
  466. 28:22Chapter eight. becoming pey.
  467. 28:27Meanwhile, Kell and Bunga surf shop and
  468. 28:31treacherous canned goods.
  469. 28:34Sorry, dudes. We're all out.
  470. 28:41I can't believe it. Nobody has any
  471. 28:44living spray or canary grow. Let's do
  472. 28:47something else. I'm hungry. No, I'm not
  473. 28:51giving up until
  474. 28:54Bob's TVs. We're back live with Pety the
  475. 28:58Cat,
  476. 29:00who has agreed to give us a tour of his
  477. 29:03secret laboratory,
  478. 29:08which is filled with all kinds of
  479. 29:10dangerous stuff. It's an arsenal for
  480. 29:13apparatuses of annihilation,
  481. 29:15living spray, living spray, living
  482. 29:17spray,
  483. 29:19and a depot for doodads of doom.
  484. 29:22Canery regrow. Make stuff grow. Hey,
  485. 29:26look. There they are. Or I mean, beep
  486. 29:29boop. I have detected the items we were
  487. 29:32searching for. Uh,
  488. 29:35we must acquire them at Pety's lab.
  489. 29:42Oh, hi Dogman. How's it going?
  490. 29:49A I'm sorry to hear that. Cheer up,
  491. 29:53little buddy. Everything will be okay.
  492. 30:02Hospital.
  493. 30:07Dingdong.
  494. 30:09[laughter]
  495. 30:10Huh? My goodness. It's a box of candies.
  496. 30:16>> [snorts]
  497. 30:17>> I'm gonna share these bad boys with
  498. 30:19everybody.
  499. 30:23Quiet, please. Yo, who wants some wet
  500. 30:26candies I just found on the sidewalk?
  501. 30:34[clears throat]
  502. 30:37Uh,
  503. 30:39speaking of weird transitions,
  504. 30:43your childhood was hard, wasn't it?
  505. 30:46Yeah. But your father didn't stick
  506. 30:48around, did he?
  507. 30:51No. But And then you were orphaned.
  508. 30:55Yeah. But
  509. 30:57life didn't give you any breaks, did it?
  510. 31:00No. But so you became a hardened
  511. 31:04criminal.
  512. 31:05Yeah. But
  513. 31:07did it fill the empty void in your life?
  514. 31:10No. But but then something changed,
  515. 31:14didn't it?
  516. 31:16Are you going to let me talk? Certainly.
  517. 31:21Okay. All of those things did happen.
  518. 31:25But that's not why I became a bad guy.
  519. 31:29Then why, Pety? Why did you turn to the
  520. 31:32dark side?
  521. 31:34>> Well, I sinkle
  522. 31:37[singing] little fart blew my
  523. 31:42blasting from my butt so loud
  524. 31:46>> like a diarinkle
  525. 31:50stinkle little heart.
  526. 31:56What is wrong with you two? We're
  527. 31:59thirsty.
  528. 32:01Yeah, potato chips can get pretty dry if
  529. 32:04you don't have chip dip.
  530. 32:07No offense.
  531. 32:10All right. All right. Walk this way.
  532. 32:14Roar. Stomp. Stomp. Stop. Stop. Stop.
  533. 32:17What are you doing now? We're walking
  534. 32:20like you.
  535. 32:34And so we have apple juice and cranberry
  536. 32:38apple. Shaker shake shaker.
  537. 32:43Hey Wall-E,
  538. 32:45[snorts] do you got any real cups? Sippy
  539. 32:48cups are for babies.
  540. 32:51Last week, you kids spilled cherry juice
  541. 32:53all over the couch. So, no, it's either
  542. 32:56sippy cups or nothing.
  543. 33:02Cups. All right, then.
  544. 33:08And don't leave them lying around on the
  545. 33:10floor.
  546. 33:16I'm tired of picking up after you, too.
  547. 33:23Boy, Wall-E sure is a grouch today.
  548. 33:26I wonder why.
  549. 33:30Oh, today was supposed to be about Pey,
  550. 33:33and nobody's letting him get a word in.
  551. 33:35Although, I got to say, little Pey and
  552. 33:37Molly have quite the singing voices. On
  553. 33:40to the next chapter.
  554. 33:42Chapter nine, the bad old days.
  555. 33:48We're back with Petey the Cat,
  556. 33:52but instead of telling us his story,
  557. 33:54he's going to show us. For the record, I
  558. 33:58think this is a bad idea.
  559. 34:03Why? We've got these kids with us.
  560. 34:06They're going to ruin everything.
  561. 34:09He's right. This is a bad idea.
  562. 34:13Oh, come on, Petey. Show us your story.
  563. 34:19Well, okay. I got into trouble when I
  564. 34:22was younger. I made some bad choices
  565. 34:27and I got caught by Dogman. No, it was
  566. 34:32before Dogman.
  567. 34:34This is the first jail they sent me to.
  568. 34:38Jail for Cats. US Department of Kitty
  569. 34:40Corrections.
  570. 34:43So, I served my time
  571. 34:47and I tried to do good.
  572. 34:51The seven habits of highly effective
  573. 34:53cats. But when I finally got out,
  574. 34:58I couldn't get a job. Employment office.
  575. 35:01No jailbirds. Punt.
  576. 35:05I couldn't find a home. Four rent. No
  577. 35:08excons. Boot.
  578. 35:11And nobody would give me a second
  579. 35:13chance. Second chance diner. No
  580. 35:16recidivists. Bop.
  581. 35:20Everywhere I went, people just saw the
  582. 35:22bad in me.
  583. 35:26Get lost, you criminal.
  584. 35:30Let anyone of ye who is without sin,
  585. 35:34be the first to kick me out.
  586. 35:43Is that why you returned to a life of
  587. 35:45crime?
  588. 35:48What choice did I have? No matter how
  589. 35:51hard I tried.
  590. 35:54Nobody would let me forget who I used to
  591. 35:57be.
  592. 36:01Meanwhile, Petey and son
  593. 36:09Hey, robot. I don't think anybody is
  594. 36:11home.
  595. 36:13Beep boop. Don't worry about it. I just
  596. 36:17need to
  597. 36:19clunk bonk crash. Biff boom bonk. Wham!
  598. 36:26Robot!
  599. 36:30Grandpa! Was it you all along? Of course
  600. 36:34it was me all along.
  601. 36:38Now quit standing there like a gumdrop
  602. 36:40and help me find what I'm looking for.
  603. 36:43I shall not.
  604. 36:46Your deception has come to an end for I
  605. 36:50am
  606. 36:52clunkop
  607. 36:53clunk.
  608. 36:57Well well lookucky here. Living spray.
  609. 37:04No, Grandpa. Ah, dry up. No. Hey, let go
  610. 37:11of me.
  611. 37:16[groaning]
  612. 37:27Sippyama. Sip it. Don't drip it. Ready?
  613. 37:47Now look what you made me do.
  614. 37:50Those two sippy cups just came to life
  615. 37:53and it's all your fault.
  616. 37:59Uh don't worry, Grandpa. They're so cute
  617. 38:02and little. What harm could they
  618. 38:04possibly do?
  619. 38:06Clunk.
  620. 38:09Clunk.
  621. 38:12Catch. Shake. Shake. Shake.
  622. 38:27Huh?
  623. 38:28Huh?
  624. 38:32Crash Rumble.
  625. 38:35Crumba Bumble.
  626. 38:39Chapter 10. Night of the living sippy
  627. 38:42cups.
  628. 38:45Pedon.
  629. 38:48Click. Click.
  630. 38:51[snorts]
  631. 38:56Clash.
  632. 38:58Dunk. Brocca
  633. 39:01crumb.
  634. 39:12[screaming]
  635. 39:19Don't worry, Grandpa.
  636. 39:22They're so cute and little. What harm
  637. 39:24could they possibly do?
  638. 39:28But then rumble rumble
  639. 39:31chuck
  640. 39:33clench
  641. 39:37bow
  642. 39:40[snorts]
  643. 39:41whoo bop
  644. 39:44crack
  645. 39:56wy You wank
  646. 40:04crash
  647. 40:13drip drop drip
  648. 40:17clunk clank
  649. 40:20[groaning]
  650. 40:23clink clunk yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
  651. 40:30What happened? ADHD.
  652. 40:34The malic acid in that apple juice
  653. 40:38must have corroded his electro gizzards.
  654. 40:41He'll probably be okay, though.
  655. 40:45Gulp. [screaming]
  656. 40:47Munch. Munch.
  657. 40:54Well, goodbye, Grandpa. So long, buddy.
  658. 41:01>> Splash.
  659. 41:03I can't swim in this apple juice. Just
  660. 41:06hang on to me, Grandpa.
  661. 41:09See, we're fine. Splish splash. Sploosh.
  662. 41:19What are you smiling about? You called
  663. 41:22me buddy. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I
  664. 41:27did not.
  665. 41:30Yeah, you did, too. [screaming]
  666. 41:32>> Did not.
  667. 41:35>> Meanwhile,
  668. 41:36>> take me out to the bathroom.
  669. 41:40Take me out to go poo.
  670. 41:44My duty smells just like rotten eggs and
  671. 41:48it's starting to run down my legs. Oh,
  672. 41:52if we don't get to the bathroom
  673. 41:56>> and we can't find the door, there'll be
  674. 42:00one, two, three pound of poo on the
  675. 42:03bathroom floor.
  676. 42:10>> What is your problem? [laughter] H
  677. 42:14>> actually we do have to go to the
  678. 42:16bathroom.
  679. 42:17>> Yeah, seriously.
  680. 42:21And so
  681. 42:266 minutes later.
  682. 42:27>> Flush. Flush. You kids better quit
  683. 42:30goofing around. It's getting late.
  684. 42:33[snorts] Where are we going now, Petey?
  685. 42:36To where it all began.
  686. 42:39Chapter 11. Where it all began. Happy
  687. 42:42Home Shelter, where kindness rules.
  688. 42:46If you really want to know why I changed
  689. 42:48from bad to good, it all starts here.
  690. 42:53This is where my mom and I lived after
  691. 42:55my dad left.
  692. 42:58We arrived with almost nothing.
  693. 43:03And things were pretty tough. Bus stop.
  694. 43:10tick. We didn't have much money or food,
  695. 43:13but my mom was always hopeful.
  696. 43:20We still have love
  697. 43:23and love lasts forever and ever.
  698. 43:29Hey, Papa. How come I have a bandage on
  699. 43:32my tail?
  700. 43:34That's not you. That's me when I was
  701. 43:37little.
  702. 43:39Oh.
  703. 43:41So anyway, it was hard on both of us
  704. 43:47and I didn't always handle it well.
  705. 43:55But my mother always forgave me
  706. 44:01and she never gave up on me.
  707. 44:07Through it all, her love was so strong
  708. 44:13that it survived even after she passed
  709. 44:16away.
  710. 44:21[snorts]
  711. 44:22Even after all of the mistakes I made.
  712. 44:33And then one day
  713. 44:36when I least expected it,
  714. 44:39cloning machine start DNA. Her love
  715. 44:43became something new.
  716. 44:46Huh? That's me, right, Papa? Yep, that's
  717. 44:51you. I didn't recognize it at first,
  718. 44:57but my mother's love was there,
  719. 45:03staring me right in the face,
  720. 45:08still believing in me,
  721. 45:12still forgiving me,
  722. 45:18and never giving up hope.
  723. 45:24Sometimes love is so strong it really
  724. 45:27does last forever and ever.
  725. 45:33Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle.
  726. 45:36Are you saying that love is eternal and
  727. 45:40even though its metaphysical
  728. 45:41characteristics may change, its
  729. 45:43invariable nature will remain pure,
  730. 45:45inspiring even the most hardened soul to
  731. 45:48transform into a benevolent altruist?
  732. 45:55Um,
  733. 45:56sure, why not?
  734. 45:59I couldn't have said it better myself.
  735. 46:03Well, that's the end of our show, folks.
  736. 46:05And what a wonderful ending it was.
  737. 46:10I can't think of anything that could
  738. 46:12ruin this delightful ending.
  739. 46:16Grab.
  740. 46:20[snorts]
  741. 46:21Well, okay. Maybe one thing.
  742. 46:25[groaning]
  743. 46:27Whoa, Petey finally opened up. That was
  744. 46:30so awesome. But I just got to say, uh,
  745. 46:33new rule, nobody takes their eyes off
  746. 46:35grandpa. That dude is nothing but
  747. 46:38trouble. On to the next chapter.
  748. 46:42Chapter 12. Big fight. [laughter]
  749. 46:47[screaming]
  750. 46:53Splash.
  751. 46:56Are you guys okay?
  752. 46:58Yeah, I think so.
  753. 47:01Don't worry gang, I'll save the day.
  754. 47:12Hey, you big lugs, let go of my friends.
  755. 47:16[laughter]
  756. 47:18All right, you asked for it.
  757. 47:22Molly used her psychoinetic mind powers
  758. 47:24on the first sippy cup
  759. 47:30and it was working.
  760. 47:35But the second sippy cup got an idea.
  761. 47:40Carefully it aimed its nose.
  762. 47:47[groaning and screaming]
  763. 47:48Whoosh.
  764. 47:53Crash.
  765. 47:58Ow.
  766. 47:59Huh? Oh no.
  767. 48:03Wallally's lab got destroyed. Wallally's
  768. 48:06going to be mad.
  769. 48:08Meanwhile, cops. Scrubble. Scribble.
  770. 48:12Scribble.
  771. 48:19Crumple. crumple.
  772. 48:22I'll never get it right. But then, hey,
  773. 48:26Chief, nurse lady is on the phone.
  774. 48:29She says she needs you to
  775. 48:32Come on, dog man. Now's our chance.
  776. 48:42Oh boy, this is gonna be
  777. 48:48screech.
  778. 48:52Oh no. I'll help evacuate the hospital.
  779. 48:56You fight those sippy cups.
  780. 48:59Salute.
  781. 49:01Good luck, dog man.
  782. 49:10[crying]
  783. 49:10Click. [snorts]
  784. 49:12random
  785. 49:21defect.
  786. 49:25So anyway,
  787. 49:31clench
  788. 49:38robo
  789. 49:40ready.
  790. 49:47[groaning]
  791. 49:54Wow. Ah,
  792. 50:00while Dogman duped it out with one sippy
  793. 50:03cup,
  794. 50:05the other sippy cup was bent on
  795. 50:08destruction.
  796. 50:11Crash
  797. 50:14[groaning and screaming] rumble, rumble,
  798. 50:15rumble.
  799. 50:20It's going to destroy the hospital and
  800. 50:23there's no time to evacuate.
  801. 50:29You know what we must do?
  802. 50:33Yes.
  803. 50:41[screaming] Aw.
  804. 50:49Tickle tickle [laughter]
  805. 50:52tickle tickle
  806. 50:54tickle tickle
  807. 50:57tickle tickle.
  808. 50:59But wait.
  809. 51:03Cells fly swatters.
  810. 51:06Oh dear. Clank clang.
  811. 51:10>> [laughter]
  812. 51:11>> Oh no.
  813. 51:14Smack.
  814. 51:18Well, I guess we're doomed.
  815. 51:21Yeah, but it wasn't all bad. At least I
  816. 51:24got to hold your hand.
  817. 51:29Bark bark bark bark. What's Dogman
  818. 51:31barking about? What do you want, Dogman?
  819. 51:34Bark bark bark bark.
  820. 51:42catch.
  821. 51:44Well, well, well.
  822. 51:47You just never know when an umbrella
  823. 51:50might come in handy.
  824. 51:52Chapter 13. The most romantic chapter
  825. 51:56ever written.
  826. 51:58Romantic advisory. Mushy content. Gee
  827. 52:01whiz. It sure is nice up here. I'll say.
  828. 52:06So,
  829. 52:08do do you want to hold hands again?
  830. 52:12Nah.
  831. 52:15Let's smooch it out, baby.
  832. 52:19Introducing Smoochie Rama, the world's
  833. 52:22most amorous animation technology. All
  834. 52:26new. Step one, turn to the next page and
  835. 52:29stare at the two love birds. Step two,
  836. 52:31slowly bring your face closer and closer
  837. 52:34to the picture. Step three. Now relax
  838. 52:38your eyes and watch the magic. How
  839. 52:41romantic.
  840. 52:43Please don't add your own sound effects.
  841. 52:53Chapter 14. Meanwhile, back at the
  842. 52:56terrifying battle. [groaning]
  843. 53:01The struggle raged on.
  844. 53:07until things got really whack. Whack.
  845. 53:12And Dog Man took the plunge. Splash.
  846. 53:18Sizzle. Sizzle. Sizzle. Sizzle.
  847. 53:21Then
  848. 53:22Hey, what happened to Dog Man's robo
  849. 53:25suit? It's the malic acid in this apple
  850. 53:28juice. It must have corroded his electro
  851. 53:31gizzards.
  852. 53:34Darn you, apple juice.
  853. 53:38>> Who's going to save us now?
  854. 53:41Meanwhile,
  855. 53:43I've got to find a weapon or something.
  856. 53:45But everything here is broken.
  857. 53:49Even this Mircat robot has lost her
  858. 53:52head. But wait,
  859. 53:57I can move her body with my mind.
  860. 54:01Maybe all she needs is a new brain.
  861. 54:08Mecca Molly is go.
  862. 54:13Mecha
  863. 54:15transforming
  864. 54:21macam
  865. 54:23[screaming]
  866. 54:26buzzes [groaning]
  867. 54:30macamoly go.
  868. 54:37Crash.
  869. 54:39Fight. Fight. Fight. Mechamaly.
  870. 54:44Melt our hearts. Mecha. Woo.
  871. 54:50Save the world. Megaoly. Go. Vroom.
  872. 54:56[groaning]
  873. 54:58So, uh, anyway.
  874. 55:02Well, that was uh violent.
  875. 55:06Thanks.
  876. 55:08Well, good night to everybody.
  877. 55:11Let's all play again tomorrow.
  878. 55:15Dog man, I have an important job for
  879. 55:18you.
  880. 55:20Roll ADHD home. Okay.
  881. 55:24[snorts] And tomorrow we'll fix them up
  882. 55:27as good as new.
  883. 55:30Salute. Salute.
  884. 55:32And so, [laughter]
  885. 55:36hey, look, there's Dogman. Uh, would it
  886. 55:40be okay if he came with us on our date
  887. 55:42tomorrow? Of course.
  888. 55:47Oh, boy. This is going to be great. You
  889. 55:51did, too. I did not.
  890. 55:56Chapter 15. The memory of love's
  891. 55:58refrain.
  892. 56:04And so I know, but Rudolph can fly and
  893. 56:08Batman can't. That's not the point.
  894. 56:12Santa could beat up the Would you kids
  895. 56:15please be quiet?
  896. 56:18Just five minutes of peace. That's all I
  897. 56:20ask.
  898. 56:23Just five.
  899. 56:26Hey, what happened? Oh, yeah. Uh I I
  900. 56:30forgot to tell you
  901. 56:33your lab broke.
  902. 56:38Crunch, crunch, crunch.
  903. 56:42Hey, Wall-E, this might not be the best
  904. 56:44time to ask.
  905. 56:47But can I keep this robo suit?
  906. 56:51Well, sure, Wally. Why not? [snorts]
  907. 56:54As you can see, I've just lost
  908. 56:57everything. So, please help yourself.
  909. 57:02Take my last remaining material
  910. 57:04possession.
  911. 57:06Really? Awesome. [laughter] Thanks,
  912. 57:09Wall-E.
  913. 57:12See you.
  914. 57:17Don't forget the chip tip.
  915. 57:26Hey, Papa. Look what I found. It's a
  916. 57:30guitar.
  917. 57:38Where did you find this? Over there by
  918. 57:41those bricks.
  919. 57:46It's not a guitar. It's a ukulele.
  920. 57:50Oh, this was my mother's. I've been
  921. 57:54looking everywhere for this.
  922. 57:56I thought I had lost it,
  923. 58:01but it's been with me all along.
  924. 58:05Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
  925. 58:09ding.
  926. 58:11Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle.
  927. 58:22Ding ding ding ding ding.
  928. 58:26Come on, Papa. Let's go. We can stay at
  929. 58:29Dogman's house. At least until we
  930. 58:32rebuild the lab.
  931. 58:35Okay.
  932. 58:40I guess we don't have a choice. We just
  933. 58:43lost everything.
  934. 58:48Well, not everything.
  935. 58:52We still have love and love lasts
  936. 58:55forever, right, Papa?
  937. 58:58Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
  938. 59:02cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
  939. 59:06twinkle twinkle twinkle
  940. 59:12forever and ever.
  941. 59:18The end.
  942. 59:29Oh, Petey loves Lil Petey so much.
  943. 59:32They've come such a long way together. I
  944. 59:35can't wait to see what other adventures
  945. 59:37they have in store for us. Before we go,
  946. 59:39let's check out a few more Dogman
  947. 59:41drawings. Ted from the United Kingdom,
  948. 59:46Sophia from California,
  949. 59:49Julius from Mississippi,
  950. 59:53Aiden from California,
  951. 59:56Adith from India,
  952. 1:00:00Lucas from Canada,
  953. 1:00:03Anand from Pennsylvania,
  954. 1:00:07Victoria from Texas,
  955. 1:00:10Arya from California,
  956. 1:00:14Kaisen from North Carolina.
  957. 1:00:17Teddy from Norfolk.
  958. 1:00:21Mingyang from Australia,
  959. 1:00:24Nora from Alabama,
  960. 1:00:28Noah from California,
  961. 1:00:31Damian from South Carolina,
  962. 1:00:35Caleb from Australia,
  963. 1:00:38Wim from Brazil,
  964. 1:00:42Tommy from Massachusetts,
  965. 1:00:45Sebastian from the United Kingdom,
  966. 1:00:49Gabe from California,
  967. 1:00:52Jamie from New York,
  968. 1:00:55Kiomara from California,
  969. 1:00:59Jackson from Michigan,
  970. 1:01:03Loki from Australia,
  971. 1:01:06Eddie from Nevada.
  972. 1:01:09As always, thanks for watching.
  973. 1:01:13[music]

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