Did Jimmy Almost Date Nicole Kidman? - Tonight Show Stories — Transcript

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1. 0:00-So, Rick, our mutual friend,
2. 0:01says, "Oh, you know,
3. 0:02Jimmy wants to meet you
4. 0:04and you can go over to his apartment."
5. 0:05And da da da da da. And I'm single.
6. 0:07And I'm like, "Okay. Yeah. Cool."
7. 0:09-Wait. What?
8. 0:10-Yes.
9. 0:11[ Cheering and applause ]
10. 0:13What?!
11. 0:14♪♪
12. 0:19-I don't know if you remember this,
13. 0:20but we've met before.
14. 0:22-Oh, I remember.
15. 0:24-Do you remember this? It was really embarrassing for me.
16. 0:26-Yes. -It was?
17. 0:27-Yeah. I have not seen you -Do you want me to tell --
18. 0:29since then, right? -I have not.
19. 0:30That is correct. -No.
20. 0:32But this is years ago.
21. 0:34Do you want me to tell my version of the story?
22. 0:35-Yeah. You tell your version.
23. 0:39-I'm walking down the street in New York City.
24. 0:41My friend Rick calls me, and says,
25. 0:42"Dude, what are you doing?"
26. 0:44I go, "I'm just walking down the street."
27. 0:45He goes, "I have Nicole Kidman with me,
28. 0:47and she wants to meet you for -- maybe to be in, 'Bewitched,'
29. 0:51or something like that." So, I go, "Okay."
30. 0:54He goes, "I can be in your apartment in, like, 10 minutes."
31. 0:57I go, "You're gonna bring Nicole Kidman
32. 0:58over to my apartment?"
33. 0:59I'm like, "Okay, I don't know. What do I do?
34. 1:02Do I have something? What do I do?"
35. 1:03He goes, "I don't know.
36. 1:04Just get some cheese and crackers, or something."
37. 1:07And I'm like -- I'm like, "Cheese and crackers?"
38. 1:09I don't have any time.
39. 1:10I don't have dinner parties.
40. 1:11I don't have anyone over my house."
41. 1:12I'm like, "I have video games and sneakers."
42. 1:14I mean, really...
43. 1:16So, I go, and I go --
44. 1:17There's a deli. And I go in the deli.
45. 1:19I go, "What do you mean, 'cheese?'"
46. 1:20He goes, "Get brie, or something."
47. 1:22I go, "Brie?" I don't even know what that is.
48. 1:23I'm like, "Uh..."
49. 1:24So, I go in. This is like --
50. 1:26I'm on "Saturday Night Live," I guess, or something.
51. 1:27I don't remember, really, when it was.
52. 1:29-I just remember I liked you.
53. 1:31And he was like -- Not now.
54. 1:34I'm married, now.
55. 1:36But he was like, "Oh, well, you can meet --"
56. 1:38[ Audience "oh"s ]
57. 1:40♪♪
58. 1:42-What? -Not that way.
59. 1:44-Wait. What?
60. 1:46Wait. What?
61. 1:47-So, he says --
62. 1:48[ Laughter ]
63. 1:50So, Rick, our mutual friend, says, "Oh, you know,
64. 1:53Jimmy wants to meet you
65. 1:55and you can go over to his apartment."
66. 1:56And da da da da da. And I'm single.
67. 1:58And I'm like, "Okay. Yeah. Cool."
68. 1:59-Wait. What?
69. 2:00-Yes.
70. 2:02[ Cheers ]
71. 2:04-What are you talking about?!
72. 2:07-Yes. -Did I date Nicole Kidman?
73. 2:09-Sure. -Did we go --
74. 2:10Was that a date? -So, I go over, though,
75. 2:11and you're there in a baseball cap,
76. 2:13and, like, nothing.
77. 2:15Just, like...
78. 2:16I had brie cheese.
79. 2:17-And you wouldn't talk.
80. 2:19You didn't say anything.
81. 2:20-You were like, "Hey. Mm. Mm. Mm."
82. 2:23-I didn't "Mm. Mm. Mm."
83. 2:24I didn't say -- I was very nervous.
84. 2:26-And I'm like, "Okay."
85. 2:28-I didn't know this was -- that this is a thing.
86. 2:30I thought this was a movie. -Well, it's like a hang.
87. 2:32It was meant to just -- I don't know.
88. 2:33And then, you put a video game on, or something.
89. 2:35And I'm like, "This is so bad."
90. 2:39[ Laughter ]
91. 2:45It was bad.
92. 2:48♪♪
93. 2:55I swear.
94. 2:56And you didn't talk at all.
95. 2:59And so, after about an hour and a half,
96. 3:01I thought, "He has no interest.
97. 3:03This is so embarrassing."
98. 3:04[ Audience "oh"s ]
99. 3:07-I had no clue at all. -And I left, and went,
100. 3:10"Okay, no chemistry."
101. 3:11And then, I was like, "Maybe he's gay."
102. 3:13[ Laughter, cheering, and applause ]
103. 3:17-Come on!
104. 3:18♪♪
105. 3:20I'm out of here. Take care.
106. 3:21♪♪
107. 3:23-Okay, now --
108. 3:25♪♪
109. 3:26Now, I'm going to do the show.
110. 3:28♪♪
111. 3:30[ Cheering and applause ]
112. 3:36[ Laughter ]
113. 3:38-Well... -So tell me, Jimmy.
114. 3:40-Well, Doctor, I remember it like it was yesterday.
115. 3:45Nicole Kidman walked in my apartment.
116. 3:47Do you remember what the apartment looked like?
117. 3:49-Like not much.
118. 3:51[ Laughter ]
119. 3:54Anyway, we weren't meant to be, right?
120. 3:56-Wow, did you make a good decision.
121. 3:58[ Laughter ]
122. 4:00You made a great -- a fantastic decision.
123. 4:01-You didn't.
124. 4:03-Oh, my gosh. -Anyway, it was like that.
125. 4:05-Oh, my gosh. I am in shock right now.
126. 4:07-We're both married, with kids.
127. 4:09-Yeah.
128. 4:10I can't believe I dated Nicole Kidman.
129. 4:12This is fantastic.
130. 4:13-You didn't.
131. 4:14-This is unbelievable.
132. 4:16This is unbelievable.
133. 4:17It was one of the most awkward moments ever.
134. 4:20-You're red. -I really am.
135. 4:22I'm in shock. -So am I.
136. 4:23-I can't believe it. You're definitely embarrassed.
137. 4:25Yeah. I mean, wow, my gosh.
138. 4:28Are you friends with Rick anymore?
139. 4:29No. -Yes. I just saw him.
140. 4:31-No, we don't talk to him after that.
141. 4:32-He's adorable.
142. 4:34-Well, yeah, you made a much better decision.
143. 4:37Keith Urban is so much cooler than I am.
144. 4:39He's a rock star.
145. 4:42You live in Nashville now? -I do. Yeah.
146. 4:44-He's always on tour, though. Isn't he constantly, like...
147. 4:46-No. -Yes.
148. 4:47These country guys.
149. 4:48Yes. He's always on tour.
150. 4:49-Don't now try to be all serious.
151. 4:51-Yeah, no, I'm trying to be serious now.
152. 4:53Look, here's the deal. -Yeah.
153. 4:54-I'm not always on tour. I'm always at home,
154. 4:56[ Laughter ] hanging out.
155. 4:58Kids. -You're working all the time.
156. 5:00Stop. Okay.
157. 5:03-Did he not just play a gig New Year's Eve, right?
158. 5:05-He did. In Niagara Falls. -Yeah. Yeah.
159. 5:07Niagara Falls. -Yeah.
160. 5:08-The Canada side, or the New York side?
161. 5:11-The Canada side.
162. 5:12-That's the side. -Beautiful.
163. 5:14-The Canada side is, like, lights,
164. 5:15and it's, like, almost like Vegas.
165. 5:16It's fun. And the New York side looks like
166. 5:18a Lemony Snicket book cover, it's like
167. 5:22sad, and, like, trees with no leaves on it.
168. 5:24And you go, "What happened?
169. 5:25Why is that side so much worse?"
170. 5:27Canada's side -- that's the place to do it.
171. 5:29-Yeah. -It's amazing. We got to work on that side.
172. 5:31-Yeah. I've never been to the New York side.
173. 5:34-Oh, please. We'll fix it up.
174. 5:37But where does he play?
175. 5:39-He played it a big show there
176. 5:42for about 60,000 people. -Have you ever been to Niagara Falls?
177. 5:44-I had before.
178. 5:47Don't. We can't even have a conversation.
179. 5:49-You're trying to -- you're feeling a little something.
180. 5:51Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're feeling a little chemistry.
181. 5:53-I'm not!
182. 5:54[ Cheering and applause ]
183. 5:55A little chemistry now.
184. 5:56It's too late, baby.
185. 5:58Ship has sailed, okay, Nicole?
186. 6:01Taken, okay?
187. 6:03I am taken, okay?
188. 6:07-I'm just kidding. Just kidding.
189. 6:10I can't believe this.
190. 6:11What a day. -I am never coming
191. 6:12on this show again. -No! Come on!
192. 6:13Please. No, come on.
193. 6:16They're feeling it. This is fantastic.
194. 6:19And we love Keith. -I'm teasing you.
195. 6:20-We love Keith. -I love Keith.
196. 6:23-I know you love Keith more than I do.
197. 6:25I'm not saying I have a thing for Keith Urban.
198. 6:27I'm saying I enjoy his music, and I like him --
199. 6:31-We're now fighting over Keith. -I like him as a personality.
200. 6:35I don't have --
201. 6:37Only one of us here is -This is a disaster.
202. 6:39in love with Keith -- No, it's not a disaster.
203. 6:41But he's always been on the show,
204. 6:43and you've never -- you've never been on the show.
205. 6:44Is this why?
206. 6:45-Absolutely.
207. 6:46[ Laughter ]
208. 6:48-It's so odd.
209. 6:49-No, we would watch you at home,
210. 6:52and I'd be like, "Gosh, will I ever go on that show,
211. 6:54and bring that story up?
212. 6:55Hmm. Maybe not."
213. 6:57-And you did. -And now, I did.
214. 6:59Anyway, let's talk about "Paddington."
215. 7:01-This is the best day ever, man.
216. 7:03This is, like, a great day.
217. 7:04Let's talk about "Paddington."
218. 7:05"Paddington" -- congrats already.
219. 7:07It's a big hit already, internationally, right?
220. 7:09-Yes. -Both: Overseas.
221. 7:10-They released it overseas first.
222. 7:12-Yeah.
223. 7:13[ Laughter ] -Ooh, boy.
224. 7:16-I remember, I got brie cheese...
225. 7:18[ Laughter ]
226. 7:20-And corn chips.
227. 7:22-Corn chips. -Yeah.
228. 7:23-I didn't get -- Did I get corn chips?
229. 7:24-Yeah. And some old Chinese food.
230. 7:27-[ Laughs ]
231. 7:29How could I buy old Chinese food?
232. 7:31-It was in the fridge. -It was in the fridge.
233. 7:32It probably was. Really, there was nothing there.
234. 7:34-See? I've got a good memory. -Oh, my God.
235. 7:35I remember I got Saltine crackers,
236. 7:38and I didn't have -- Oh, it was just really awful.
237. 7:40I didn't know. -And what sport
238. 7:41do you really like?
239. 7:42Was it baseball, or something?
240. 7:45-What sport I was into? What hat was I wearing?
241. 7:47-Yeah. You were wearing some baseball cap.
242. 7:49-I love that you remember I was wearing a baseball hat.
243. 7:51-And some sweats.
244. 7:53-I was not wearing sweat pants.
245. 7:54What are you talking about?
246. 7:57It's like you went over to, like,
247. 7:58"Duck Dynasty" guys' house or something.
248. 7:59I was not wearing camo sweatpants.
249. 8:01I was dressed in probably a three-piece suit,
250. 8:04or something. -You weren't interested,
251. 8:06so you wore sweats and a baseball cap.
252. 8:08-That's not true.
253. 8:10I don't even know what you're talking about.
254. 8:11Now, I'm, like, freaking out.
255. 8:12Alright. I'm gonna go back to "Paddington."
256. 8:14We're gonna edit this out.
257. 8:15-Yeah.
258. 8:16[ Laughter ]
259. 8:19The bear. The little, adorable bear.
260. 8:21-It's a cute bear. It's a cute movie.
261. 8:23You play the villain in the movie.
262. 8:25-I do.
263. 8:26-That's a good, juicy rule. -Yeah.
264. 8:28-Do you always want to play -- what?
265. 8:29[ Laughter ]
266. 8:32-I can't even talk to you now.
267. 8:33-You can't even -- you're, like, stuttering, and stuff.
268. 8:34Yeah. You're so nervous.
269. 8:36-Only because you're making me laugh, now.
270. 8:40-I make you laugh, yeah.
271. 8:41I always made you laugh.
272. 8:45Alright, so, let's talk about it.
273. 8:46It's Hugh Bonneville -- my man Hugh Bonneville.
274. 8:47-So funny. -Love him.
275. 8:49"Downton Abbey." We love him.
276. 8:50And it's a CGI bear.
277. 8:52And of course, everyone knows the books.
278. 8:53-But the bear does have the most beautiful eyes.
279. 8:57No, he does. -Yeah.
280. 8:59He does. -Why are you laughing?
281. 9:01[ Laughter ]
282. 9:03-Everyone's feeling the sexual chemistry here,
283. 9:07and it's awkward.
284. 9:09♪♪
285. 9:14Want to play "Mario Brothers"?
286. 9:18I'm gonna show her my new Nintendo.
287. 9:19That's pretty cool.
288. 9:21[ Applause ] Hi, pal.
289. 9:23[ Laughter ]
290. 9:25You look beautiful.
291. 9:26Welcome back to the show.
292. 9:29-Here we go again. -No, no, no, no, no, no.
293. 9:32This is very exciting for me. I'm glad that you're here.
294. 9:34And I'm glad you came back because last time --
295. 9:37-Oh, God!
296. 9:39I so didn't want to come back.
297. 9:40[ Laughter ]
298. 9:42-You have to come back forever.
299. 9:44Well, it's just --
300. 9:46Last time you were here -- -I'm in a new movie, "Lion,"
301. 9:48so, that's why I'm here.
302. 9:49-I know. That's right, yeah. -I mean --
303. 9:51[ Laughter and applause ]
304. 9:56Well, last time we were chitchatting,
305. 9:57we were chatting, having a good time and talking,
306. 10:00and then you mentioned some story
307. 10:01that I'd never heard before.
308. 10:03I didn't realize that -- -You'd heard it.
309. 10:05-No, I did not hear it, ever.
310. 10:06-No. You'd been there, though.
311. 10:08-Well, I was there, but I didn't realize that --
312. 10:10-Anyway, we have -We once went on --
313. 10:12-a disagreement on the date.
314. 10:15-We once went on a date together -Yes.
315. 10:18-and I had no idea that that was true.
316. 10:20I didn't realize that. So I --
317. 10:22But, you know. And, wow, it was a shocker.
318. 10:25[ Laughter ]
319. 10:27Shocker, to say the least.
320. 10:29And, well, anyway, the past is the past.
321. 10:31Let's leave it that way.
322. 10:33-Yeah. It's okay. -Yeah. You moved on.
323. 10:35I'd moved on. I'm over it.
324. 10:37-Great.
325. 10:38[ Laughter ]
326. 10:39-I'm over it and so, let's just talk
327. 10:41about what's happening with you now.
328. 10:43How are things?
329. 10:45-I mean, I've been doing some reading and some just --
330. 10:49-♪ Oh, dream ♪
331. 10:52[ Laughter and applause ] ♪ Weaver ♪
332. 10:53♪ I believe you can get me ♪
333. 10:56♪ Through the night ♪
334. 10:57-You're so bad.
335. 10:58[ Laughter and applause ]
336. 11:04Jimmy. -Huh?
337. 11:05-Are you listening to me?
338. 11:08-Yeah, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
339. 11:10No, it all sounds good. -Yeah.
340. 11:11-Anyway, let's see what else.
341. 11:13Holidays, holidays are coming up.
342. 11:14Got any plans for the holidays? Got any plans?
343. 11:16-I do, actually, yeah.
344. 11:17I've got --
345. 11:19Well, I'm going to cook a turkey.
346. 11:21-♪ Oh, dream ♪
347. 11:24[ Laughter and applause ] ♪ Weaver ♪
348. 11:25[ Cheering ] ♪ I believe you can get me ♪
349. 11:28♪ Through the night ♪
350. 11:31-Anyway.
351. 11:32Did you just hear what I said?
352. 11:33-What's that? Yeah. -Did you hear what I said?
353. 11:35-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. -What am I going to do?
354. 11:37-Yeah, Christmas, turkey, whatever, yeah.
355. 11:39[ Laughter ] But, hey.
356. 11:40Thanksgiving is coming up. -Yes.
357. 11:42-Maybe, if I'm in Nashville, maybe I can just --
358. 11:45I can stop by for dinner or something.
359. 11:46-♪ No, no, no ♪
360. 11:47[ Laughter and applause ] ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
361. 11:49♪ No, no, no ♪
362. 11:51♪ No, no, no ♪
363. 11:52♪ No, no, no, no ♪
364. 11:54I'm just spit balling, here, you know.
365. 11:56You know what I mean?
366. 11:58-Yeah. -Yeah.
367. 11:59-A...nyway. -Anyway.
368. 12:00-Sorry to interrupt.
369. 12:02-What is it, Higgins?
370. 12:04-I just overheard you guys talking about the holidays.
371. 12:07-Yeah. -Actually, I have a really fantastic stuffing recipe.
372. 12:11It involves bread, butter...
373. 12:14-♪ Oh, dream ♪ -...sausage...
374. 12:16[ Laughter and applause ] -♪ Weaver ♪ -...sage...
375. 12:18-♪ I believe you can get me ♪
376. 12:20♪ Through the night ♪
377. 12:22[ Laughter ]
378. 12:24-And you got it. It's a fantastic recipe.
379. 12:26[ Laughter and applause ]
380. 12:28-Mmm.
381. 12:29-And scene.
382. 12:30Nicole Kidman, ladies and gentlemen.
383. 12:31[ Cheering and applause ]
384. 12:34[ Laughing ]
385. 12:37-Well, there's more to the story.
386. 12:40-There's more to the story? -Yes, because
387. 12:43this "Dream Weaver" crap? Come on.
388. 12:45-What are you talking about?
389. 12:47What do you mean? -The buffet.
390. 12:49-What? -The buffet.
391. 12:51-I didn't have a buffet.
392. 12:52-No, we were at David Fincher's house.
393. 12:56I think it was David's house,
394. 12:57and it was when Brad and Jen were still together.
395. 12:59So it was a long time ago. -Uh-huh.
396. 13:02-And you could have asked for my number then
397. 13:05because it was round 2.
398. 13:07Well, second chance, and you still didn't ask for it.
399. 13:13And you know that's true.
400. 13:15-What is going on? What is happening right now?
401. 13:17-Do not pretend.
402. 13:18-What? At the buffet at David Fincher's house,
403. 13:21and I could've asked for your number?
404. 13:22-In the kitchen, and that's even more offensive
405. 13:24that you don't remember. -No, I know.
406. 13:26-Do you remember the kitchen and the buffet? Do you?
407. 13:30See?
408. 13:32-What do you mean he had a buffet in his kitchen?
409. 13:33Wait, I really do remember this.
410. 13:35-They had the food laid out in the kitchen.
411. 13:36-Yeah. -It was a big dinner party
412. 13:37-Who was in the kitchen?
413. 13:39-My agent had said, "Jimmy's gonna be there.
414. 13:41And you'll see that he can ask for your number
415. 13:44because, you know, it may kind of happen this way.
416. 13:46And you'll see."
417. 13:47And we were lurking in the kitchen.
418. 13:49Everyone went out,
419. 13:51and I'm, like, waiting and waiting and waiting.
420. 13:53And you're at the buffet.
421. 13:54And this is so true and you know it.
422. 13:57And you still didn't ask for my number.
423. 13:59-I can't believe this. -So you were so not interested.
424. 14:02-No, it wasn't I wasn't interested.
425. 14:03-It's okay. It's okay. -You're out of my --
426. 14:06-Everyone's shocked, but it...
427. 14:10-They're shocked for a different reason.
428. 14:12They're like, "He wouldn't have a chance in hell
429. 14:14with Nicole Kidman."
430. 14:15Why would I even ask you --
431. 14:17-He wasn't interested in -- You're pretending.
432. 14:19-What are you talking about?
433. 14:21-Anyway, let's move off it
434. 14:22because we've gone way off track again.
435. 14:26-You're the one who brought it up! I didn't even know --
436. 14:27I don't remember going to a buffet at David Fincher's house.
437. 14:31-Well, anyway, you had a chance to ask for my number
438. 14:35a second time and you didn't.
439. 14:36-[ Laughing ]
440. 14:39Why?
441. 14:40But was that the last time that we saw each other?
442. 14:44-You're kidding, aren't you?
443. 14:49-I know. Alright, I mean,
444. 14:50let's just go around with the interview.
445. 14:52Let's just do it.
446. 14:53How is everybody? How's your husband?
447. 14:55How's Keith Urban? How's...
448. 14:58We love Keith. Keith Urban was just here.
449. 15:01-He's actually here now.
450. 15:03-He's here? -Yeah.
451. 15:04-He's in the building. I didn't see him.
452. 15:06-And he decided that he wanted to come on.
453. 15:13-Keith Urban wants to come on?
454. 15:14He can come on. -Hoping he's here.
455. 15:17-Is he here?
456. 15:18-He wanted to come and take care of me
457. 15:20while I'm on the show.
458. 15:22-[ Laughing ]
459. 15:23-Is he really here, for real?
460. 15:24-♪ Ooh, dream weaver ♪
461. 15:28♪ I believe we can reach the morning light ♪
462. 15:34♪♪
463. 15:42♪♪
464. 15:51-I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
465. 15:54I get it.
466. 15:56I'm gonna sit with Dream Weaver, if that's alright.
467. 15:58-How are you, man? -I'm good.
468. 16:00-How did you pull this off? I did not see you --
469. 16:02I even visited you quickly backstage to say hi to you,
470. 16:05and you didn't bring this up at all.
471. 16:08-No. I snuck him in. How are you, Keith?
472. 16:09-Tell me about the buffet.
473. 16:11-[ Laughing ]
474. 16:13-It was -- It was -- It was a --
475. 16:15It was a beautiful a-a-array of food.
476. 16:17Yeah. Yeah.
477. 16:18I don't remember.
478. 16:20I didn't even remember the buffet at all.
479. 16:21-Apparently. -Yeah. This is great.
480. 16:23Well, this is all fantastic.
481. 16:24This is -- and this is what happens...
482. 16:27I can't believe that you pulled this off.
483. 16:29And I love you sang "Dream Weaver."
484. 16:31-How's the family, Jimmy?
485. 16:33-We're fantastic. The family is great.
486. 16:35Everything's good. I heard that you guys --
487. 16:38I heard that you guys have gone --
488. 16:41I heard that you guys...
489. 16:45Would you ever invite me over the house?
490. 16:46-He's so red again!
491. 16:49-Would you ever invite me over to the house
492. 16:52to come by?
493. 16:54I can come by the house.
494. 16:56I can come hang out, we can jam on some music.
495. 16:58-Right. Yeah.
496. 17:01-You're in Nashville, so I can come to Nashville.
497. 17:03-I totally can, and actually I feel quite sad
498. 17:06because you have no problem
499. 17:07ignoring my wife in the kitchen apparently.
500. 17:09-We're hanging out with Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman.
501. 17:12Your new movie, "Lion," we have to talk about this.
502. 17:15Congratulations on this.
503. 17:16You just won a Hollywood Film Award for it for this film.
504. 17:21-Yes, it's a beautiful film. -It is a beautiful film.
505. 17:24And can you set it up in any way?
506. 17:26Do you want to set it up for the audience?
507. 17:29-Have you seen it? -Yeah.
508. 17:31-Yeah. M-M-Maybe.
509. 17:33-I'd be -- I'd be "lion" if I said I didn't like it.
510. 17:38Aren't you happy you don't have those corny jokes at the house?
511. 17:41You're so lucky.
512. 17:43I want to show a clip of the movie,
513. 17:44but people should see and know it.
514. 17:47This is Nicole Kidman.
515. 17:49Dev Patel, by the way, is fantastic as well.
516. 17:50-Yes. -It's called "Lion."
517. 17:53It is in theaters next Friday. Check this out.
518. 17:55[ Water splashes ]
519. 17:57[Rubber duck squeaking ]
520. 18:05-Hi.
521. 18:11So you've come a long way, haven't you?
522. 18:13Hmm...
523. 18:17...little one?
524. 18:20I'm sure it hasn't been easy.
525. 18:24One day you'll tell me all about it,
526. 18:27tell me everything --
527. 18:29who you are, everything.
528. 18:32I'll always listen.
529. 18:37Always.
530. 18:43-You are fantastic. You know that.
531. 18:45Fantastic.
532. 18:46And I should mention that is not Dev Patel.
533. 18:48That is a boy in that...
534. 18:50I thought that was a different clip.
535. 18:53I'm just a little nervous. Okay.
536. 18:56Right now, I want to see --
537. 18:58Now, I'm glad that Keith's here as well.
538. 19:00I want to see if we are on the same wavelength right now,
539. 19:02if we could be -- we could be friends.
540. 19:05Right? Because I have -- I have a game.
541. 19:07It's called The Jinx Challenge. Here we go.
542. 19:09We're gonna play this.
543. 19:11-♪ Jinx ♪
544. 19:12♪ Jinx Challenge ♪
545. 19:14-Now, here's how it works.
546. 19:15We're gonna read the category.
547. 19:17-I'll sit on your lap for this. -Really?
548. 19:19-Yeah. I like to sit on his lap.
549. 19:21-Keith, you can sit -- -Happy wife, happy life, Jimmy.
550. 19:24-Yeah. Yeah.
551. 19:26If you want to, Keith,
552. 19:27you can sit on my lap any time you want as well.
553. 19:28Alright. Here's the way.
554. 19:30We're gonna pick a category from these cards here.
555. 19:33Now, I'm gonna count to three.
556. 19:34Yeah, you put your hand in this.
557. 19:37-Feels so weird to be doing this with you.
558. 19:39-This is -- This is so fun. This is a fun game.
559. 19:41-This is a chemistry game. -Keith, everything good?
560. 19:43Alright, good. So we can't --
561. 19:45-High five, Jimmy. We're connected. Yeah.
562. 19:48-I'm gonna read the category from the card, count to three.
563. 19:50Both say something in that category at the same time.
564. 19:53When we say the same thing, it's a jinx.
565. 19:55So we can do this. -I think Keith should play, too.
566. 19:57-Yeah, alright, good. I'll play with Keith, yeah.
567. 19:59-Just to show that we have telepathy.
568. 20:01Yeah, of course. -Great.
569. 20:03-Sure. -Come on, babe. You can do it.
570. 20:06-What could possibly go wrong here?
571. 20:07-Exactly, what could possibly go wrong?
572. 20:09-Let's see who's got the most chemistry.
573. 20:11-Ready? Here we go. I'll read the thing,
574. 20:12then count to three, then you say it.
575. 20:13Ready? Here we go. -It's like the "Match Game."
576. 20:14-"Colors." 1, 2, 3.
577. 20:17-Blue. -Blue. -Blue.
578. 20:19[ Bell dings ]
579. 20:21-All three of us?
580. 20:22-Oh, Keith. -That's weird.
581. 20:25-Keith's balling up his fists right now.
582. 20:28Here we go. Oh, my goodness.
583. 20:31"Kitchen utensils." 3, 2, 1.
584. 20:33-Fork. -Tongs. -Fork.
585. 20:35-Uh-oh.
586. 20:36Did you say "fork"? -I said, "Fork."
587. 20:38Okay, uh...okay.
588. 20:39Let's get this game over with. -Baby.
589. 20:41-Sorry. I was with the tongs.
590. 20:42-What did you say, tongs? -Tongs?
591. 20:44-Yeah. -Tongs.
592. 20:45-Oh, yeah, tongs.
593. 20:47-Speaking in tongs. -Tongs, yeah.
594. 20:49Tongs. Yeah. Here we go.
595. 20:50-Forgot about the tongs.
596. 20:50-"Birds."
597. 20:523, 2, 1.
598. 20:53-Peacock. -Bluejay. -Crow.
599. 20:55Oh.
600. 20:56-What did you say? -Bluejay.
601. 20:57-Bluejay? -I should've said kookaburra.
602. 21:00-Kooka-- What did you say? -Isn't that a bird?
603. 21:02-I said crow.
604. 21:04-Ooh. I don't like crows. -That's pretty cool.
605. 21:06-Oh. No, I love crows.
606. 21:08-She's superstitious about crows.
607. 21:11-Oh, really, yeah?
608. 21:12-Not Russell. The other crows.
609. 21:14-We love Russell Crowe. -Yeah.
610. 21:16"Words that rhyme with 'back.'"
611. 21:183, 2, 1.
612. 21:19-Track. -Slack. -Slack.
613. 21:21-What? -Track. Track.
614. 21:23That's a real word. -Track is good. Yeah, I know.
615. 21:25I didn't say it wasn't a real word.
616. 21:27No one jinxed on that one.
617. 21:29-I did. I said slack with you.
618. 21:31-You did say slack? -Yeah.
619. 21:32-Cool, man. -Yeah. High five.
620. 21:34-That's not cool.
621. 21:37I don't want that.
622. 21:38-♪ Ooh, dream weaver ♪
623. 21:42-Alright, here we go.
624. 21:44Alright, let's do one more here
625. 21:46and then we'll see who's really connected here --
626. 21:47the chemistry.
627. 21:49You can feel it right here. You can cut it with a knife.
628. 21:51By the way, you don't have a knife, do you?
629. 21:53-Baby, come on.
630. 21:56"Letters of the alphabet."
631. 21:593, 2, 1.
632. 22:00-"A." -"A." -"B."
633. 22:01Man.
634. 22:07-Nicole Kidman, everybody!