DERANGED TikTok Pronouns! — Transcript

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1. 0:00well the state department was
2. 0:01celebrating international pronouns day
3. 0:04very very important day
4. 0:06when we talk about pronouns i know that
5. 0:09the americans left behind in afghanistan
6. 0:11their pronouns are help and get me out
7. 0:13of here please state department but the
8. 0:15state department wasn't talking about
9. 0:16those kinds of pronouns they were
10. 0:18talking about the pronouns that we use
11. 0:20to address whether somebody is a man
12. 0:22or a woman
13. 0:24luckily we can always turn to tick tock
14. 0:26for more information on this so we will
15. 0:28they're going to play these tick tock
16. 0:30videos for me i haven't seen them i
17. 0:31don't know what i'm about to see i may
18. 0:33have to put my eyes out so you might
19. 0:35want to turn away let's see what they've
20. 0:36got what are your preferred pronouns uh
21. 0:38zazem
22. 0:40oh i've never heard those before what
23. 0:41are they uh they're what's known as
24. 0:43neopronouns what are neopronouns
25. 0:46they're basically your own custom
26. 0:48pronouns when no other pronouns seem to
27. 0:50fit
28. 0:51you come up with your own pronouns
29. 0:53anything can really be a pronoun oh how
30. 0:55do i use them um it depends on the
31. 0:58person and their pronouns
32. 1:00zazem follows a similar spelling to they
33. 1:02in them
34. 1:04and even similar grammar rules like
35. 1:06zarin zaire so zay zem zem self zers
36. 1:10things like that oh okay and there are
37. 1:14other newer pronouns you said well yeah
38. 1:16cause they're customizable anything can
39. 1:18be a pronoun really oh i didn't realize
40. 1:20that you can customize your own pronouns
41. 1:22that's pretty cool so
42. 1:24this woman is so unique
43. 1:26that the only person she can talk to is
44. 1:28herself because she's the only one
45. 1:30unique enough to understand that she
46. 1:32needs a pronoun that doesn't exist see
47. 1:34anything as she says can be a pronoun so
48. 1:36pen can be a pronoun it pen obviously is
49. 1:39a noun but it identifies as a pronoun so
50. 1:42when you call it pen it says don't call
51. 1:44me that i'm a pen
52. 1:48i mean i'm sorry i you know i have no
53. 1:50way to react to this sanely because this
54. 1:53woman is talking to herself and
55. 1:55inventing words so i have nothing to say
56. 1:58except please stop please for me a big
57. 2:01part of the appeal of using idiots
58. 2:03pronouns is the fact that they're
59. 2:05dehumanizing because of a huge cocktail
60. 2:08of trauma and abuse and
61. 2:12neurodivergence and my own queerness i
62. 2:15don't really click with humanity like i
63. 2:17just don't vibe with it
64. 2:19and in the past people have forcibly
65. 2:21dehumanized me
66. 2:23so basically i like to use its pronouns
67. 2:26for myself
68. 2:27as a way to sort of reclaim the
69. 2:29dehumanization other people have forced
70. 2:31upon me
71. 2:32another part of the appeal for me at
72. 2:34least is the fact that it makes people
73. 2:36uncomfortable what i mean by that is
74. 2:38that sometimes people want to push me
75. 2:40into certain boxes that they deem as
76. 2:41harmless for their own comfort and i'm
77. 2:44tired of that i'm tired of being
78. 2:45humanized for the comfort of other
79. 2:46people
80. 2:47because of the fact that i'm queer and
81. 2:49neurodivergent and look the way that i
82. 2:50do
83. 2:51people call me freak a lot of times
84. 2:53and they're right about that and i'm
85. 2:55fine with it because i don't want to be
86. 2:56humanized for other people's comfort
87. 3:00humanizing wants to be called it it
88. 3:02doesn't want people to put it in a box
89. 3:05but of course i i would i think putting
90. 3:07it in a box and sending it very far away
91. 3:10would be a really good thing to do
92. 3:13so this is a person who wants a pronoun
93. 3:15that dehumanizes him because he's been
94. 3:18dehumanized so he wants to dehumanize
95. 3:20himself to take control of
96. 3:24his dehumanization you're not like other
97. 3:26people are you i think that that's you
98. 3:28know
99. 3:29it makes perfect sense i mean the guy's
100. 3:31only human
101. 3:32[Laughter]
102. 3:33all right show me another one of these
103. 3:34crazy things hi my name is jasper i use
104. 3:37that pronouns hi my name is lyanna i use
105. 3:40the demon pronouns
106. 3:41this video is how to use our pronouns
107. 3:46so we're gonna basically present three
108. 3:48sentences um one of them is gonna have
109. 3:50one pronoun the other one's gonna have
110. 3:52the other pronoun and then the last one
111. 3:53is gonna have both pronouns interchanged
112. 3:57so leona uses them pronouns and demon
113. 4:00pronouns so the first sentence would be
114. 4:02lyanna's my partner they are cute and i
115. 4:05am theirs i love them very much and i
116. 4:07hope they love themselves too
117. 4:09for the demon pronouns it would be
118. 4:11leona is my partner d miss q and i
119. 4:14belong to dean i love damon very much
120. 4:16and i hope dean loves steven's self too
121. 4:20then interchanging the two would be
122. 4:23liana is my partner
123. 4:25they are cute and i am deans
124. 4:28i love demon very much
125. 4:31and i hope they love demon self too
126. 4:33now
127. 4:36yeah
128. 4:37i don't know do these people that have
129. 4:39jobs do they don't is there no place for
130. 4:41them to go like to to actually take up
131. 4:43their time i i think that the thing
132. 4:45about this is
133. 4:46you know in the bible when when jesus
134. 4:49meets somebody who's possessed uh by
135. 4:50demons the demon says we are legion
136. 4:53there are many of us this kind of buzzy
137. 4:55voice so this makes perfect sense that
138. 4:56they want to be called they
139. 4:58and they also want to be called demon
140. 5:00and i think that maybe
141. 5:02that's kind of terrifying but who knows
142. 5:05maybe it's just
143. 5:07normal or something i'm not sure you
144. 5:10know i wonder what would happen if
145. 5:12people just thought like
146. 5:14they could just be called by ordinary
147. 5:15pronouns because they were just ordinary
148. 5:17would that take away their originality
149. 5:19and would they be forced to look in the
150. 5:21mirror and say maybe i should do
151. 5:22something with my life that makes me
152. 5:24original instead of dressing up like
153. 5:26that and calling myself funny words
154. 5:31just a thought let's see one more of
155. 5:33these hello
156. 5:35i am doll
157. 5:36i am one of our object altars
158. 5:39when i front i find it very difficult to
159. 5:42remember things that the body requires
160. 5:45such as how to move
161. 5:47how to blink
162. 5:48how to breathe and how to speak
163. 5:52for the purpose of filming this video
164. 5:55i have meredith co-conscious with me
165. 5:58so that i will not mess up
166. 6:00however
167. 6:01this is the third take the first two i
168. 6:05forgot to breathe
169. 6:06and or speak
170. 6:08i hope this helps you learn
171. 6:13i'm sorry i was just momentarily
172. 6:15terrified by a person who was a doll
173. 6:19who'd come to life that image dolls that
174. 6:22come to life it terrifies my wife more
175. 6:24than any other and like she can't go
176. 6:25into that walt disney ghost house
177. 6:28because it ends with a little doll
178. 6:29saying goodbye come back soon i'm sorry
179. 6:31but
180. 6:33here is a person who forgets to breathe
181. 6:37that's not good that is not a helpful
182. 6:39thing when you forget to breathe
183. 6:41you will be reminded you know i got to
184. 6:43tell you something these i don't know if
185. 6:46how many of these things are jokes or of
186. 6:48people putting
187. 6:50other people on but this is actually not
188. 6:52good for people
189. 6:54it's not good for people to think that
190. 6:56they are outside the realm of normal
191. 6:59humanity because they are not and maybe
192. 7:02their pronouns are
193. 7:05she
194. 7:06or he and that would be boring and they
195. 7:08would have to it would force them to
196. 7:10actually do something with their lives
197. 7:11this i have to say
198. 7:13i you know i appreciate this because it
199. 7:15is as as frightening as anything i've
200. 7:17ever seen and now you'll have to excuse
201. 7:20me uh while i pour bleach into my eyes
202. 7:23and scream maniacally before going
203. 7:25thankfully completely blind my eyes the
204. 7:28goggles do nothing