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0:00WAIT. COME HERE. WHAT? THIS GUY IN THE
0:02BATHROOM GOT MY NAME ABOVE HIS HEAD.
0:04>> NO.
0:06[screaming]
0:08NO.
0:09NO WAY. [screaming]
0:11OH MY GOD.
0:12>> OKAY. [laughter]
0:15This thing YOU GOING TO COME HERE DO.
0:19[screaming]
0:23>> WHAT UP? IT'S DASHY. MY BOYS.
0:25[screaming] TODAY WE PLAY WITH THE HOMIE
0:27K. SO, MATTER OF FACT, HE LIVE RIGHT NOW
0:31as I'm recording this and I'm supposed
0:33to be live with him in like 3 minutes.
0:36So, I'MMA KEEP THIS SHORT SO I'M NOT
0:38LATE CUZ Y'ALL KNOW I BE LATE SOMETIMES.
0:41HEY, WHAT Y'ALL SNACKING [screaming] ON?
0:46QUESO. WAIT, ACTUALLY, NACHOS WITH
0:50QUESO. [screaming]
0:51GET IT? LIKE QUESO AND NACHOS. I know
0:55that WAS SORRY, QUESO.
0:56>> [screaming]
0:57>> THAT'S IT. TODAY WE PLAYED THIS JOINT
0:59SHIELD AT MIDNIGHT. IT JUST DROPPED AS
1:01OF the recording of this, which is I for
1:04what's today? WEDNESDAY. I PLAYED THE
1:06DEMO OF THIS A WHILE BACK, BUT NOW IT'S
1:08LIKE multiplayer and we're BOTH WORKING
1:10AT THE JOB TOGETHER. I'M ABOUT TO MESS
1:12this up. So, I want to apologize to
1:13y'all a CASE SO IN ADVANCE. WITHOUT
1:16FURTHER ADO, WE HAVE BEEN RUNNING FROM
1:18SHIFTS AT MIDNIGHT LIKE THIS. NO
1:21[screaming] WAY.
1:23COULDN'T YOU JUST SCHEDULE ME EARLIER?
1:25like let's say 8. No, wait. That's too
1:28early. UM
1:301:00 P.M. LIKE 1 TO 4. That's lunch
1:34between
1:363 AND 3:50. LET'S DO THIS [screaming]
1:39CHAT. COME ON. ALL RIGHT. I SENT THE
1:41INVITE. CHATTY INVITED ME.
1:45He invited me. That's Aura.
1:48Shift at midnight with Dashy. Me and him
1:52jumped on for nine minutes to figure out
1:54the audio. Oh my goodness. That's aura
1:56right there. YO, THAT'S WAIT A MINUTE.
1:58THAT'S TOUGH. IT'S LIKE SEEING A
2:00MYTHICAL BEING, BRO. THAT'S CRAZY. I'M
2:02TAKING A picture of that.
2:07YO, THAT
2:09YO, THAT'S CRAZY.
2:12OH, that one's definitely going to go in
2:14the binder. THAT'S A GOOD OH, YO,
2:18[screaming]
2:18>> MY BOY. WHAT'S GOOD? YEAH. HEY,
2:22>> CAN Y'ALL HEAR THEM?
2:23>> HEY, Y'ALL. I KNOW THEY
2:25>> I KNOW THEY CAN HEAR ME.
2:27>> I know they can.
2:28>> Oh, they got to you loud. NOT GOING TO
2:29LIE, CHAD. Y'ALL HEAR HIM GOOD?
2:31>> I'M EXTRA LOUD. CAN Y'ALL HEAR ME GOOD?
2:32HEY, WHAT'S UP, CHAD? HEY. HEY. HEY.
2:34THANKS FOR THE FIVE. THANKS FOR THE
2:35FIVE. [laughter]
2:36>> NO, I BRO.
2:38>> I don't Times got tough for us, man.
2:41>> Yeah.
2:42>> We got to run the We got to run this gas
2:44station. So,
2:45>> okay.
2:45>> We're going to have to figure it out. I
2:47heard there's some anomalies in the
2:48area, though. We going to have to lock
2:49in.
2:50>> Okay. So, right now we laid on rent cuz
2:52we got zero on our account. So, we got
2:56to pay rent right now. So, we roommates.
2:58We That's the story. We roommates. We
3:01got to pay rent right now. We at ZERO.
3:03>> HOW MUCH OUR RENT COST A MONTH AGAIN?
3:05>> OUR RENT is currently $19.93. We looking
3:08AT ABOUT $800 A MONTH.
3:10>> GOLLY. THAT'S A PIECE, AIN'T IT?
3:13>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. Read the instructions
3:14on the notice board. It say read the
3:16instructions.
3:17>> GG. Where where the instru Hey, you
3:20going to have to carry me on this cuz
3:21you know I don't read instructions.
3:22>> Hey,
3:23>> I don't know nothing about it either.
3:24>> Oh boy.
3:25>> I found a bail though. Oh, I found a
3:27bail.
3:27>> Let me see.
3:28>> Oh. Hey, hey, hey.
3:29>> What's up? What's this?
3:30>> You think the boss going You think the
3:31boss going to mind if we pick this up?
3:33>> Nah, we we taking that. We We going to
3:35have to hit the pawn stars dudes after
3:37this and we going to have to um pawn
3:38this.
3:39>> Yo, why is there bodies in the back?
3:41What's going on up in here?
3:42>> You know what? That's none of our
3:43business. We just got this job. We got
3:45to get this money,
3:46>> right?
3:48You you right. We don't even need to
3:49worry about nothing ELSE BUT THIS BREAK.
3:51>> YO, YOU CAN GET CAUGHT IN THE UM I'M
3:53CAUGHT IN THE SPIDER WEBS.
3:56>> OH [screaming] LORD.
3:58EMPLOYEE TO DO. Number one, use trash
4:01bags to throw out the limbs in the
4:04storage room. Okay, so they already knew
4:06about the limbs.
4:07>> Mop the blood, too. This crazy.
4:10>> Restock the incomplete shelf with boxes.
4:14OKAY, SIMPLE ENOUGH. That's the only
4:16normal thing on the list.
4:17>> It is. All right. Let me go throw this
4:19out IN THE DUMPSTER. YO, COME WITH ME.
4:21I'M SCARED.
4:21>> I'M I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING.
4:23[laughter]
4:26>> HEY. HEY, WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU.
4:27[screaming]
4:28>> WHAT?
4:29>> NO. ARE YOU SERIOUS, MAN?
4:30>> I ain't going to do that again. No. My
4:31I'm sorry.
4:32>> See, now you crying wolf. All right.
4:33Here we go.
4:34>> Oh, you read the first one. I'll read
4:35the second one. You read the third one.
4:37>> Bet. Okay. Scan. Okay. Customer inter.
4:41Oh, that was a big word. ALMOST TRIPPED
4:42ME UP. SOMEBODY'S HERE. SOMEBODY'S HERE.
4:45>> HEY, HOLD UP.
4:46>> WAIT, THAT'S AN OFFICER. WAIT, LET'S
4:48let's quickly read this. Customer
4:50interrogation vertical. SCAN THEIR ID TO
4:53OPEN SIR.
4:54>> YEAH, TELL THEM. HOLD ON. Scan their ID
4:56to open the real person's profile on the
4:58computer. Question them about these
5:00details.
5:01>> First, scan my ID card on the computer.
5:03You got that dash. You scan the ID card.
5:05>> Yeah, I already scanned it. It says he's
5:07a sheriff. Often in uniform, visible in
5:10ID photo. Often wears glasses. He got
5:12glasses on. He does have glasses on.
5:15>> Yep, he does have glasses on.
5:17>> He might be legit. My my head. Pause. Um
5:21I haven't lost it again, have I? Haha.
5:24Okay, let me see.
5:27>> Not sure what to say. Sorry, bud. Okay,
5:29I think he's good.
5:31>> I think
5:31>> he just call you bud. That is so disre.
5:36I don't like that.
5:37>> I don't either.
5:38>> Okay, so bop. Okay, so now he Oh, we
5:41unlocked the gun.
5:44Wait, HE LEFT HIS GROCERIES. HEY, LOOK
5:46AT THAT. OH. OH,
5:47>> HEY. HEY, put that away before WE GET
5:49FIRED. MY BAD. MY BAD.
5:50>> YOU KNOW THEY WATCHING US ON CAMERA.
5:52>> I'LL I'll handle I'll handle the
5:54customer service while you handle uh the
5:55checking out. Hey, ma'am. How you doing?
5:57You doing all right?
5:58>> Hi there. Uh long night at the hospital.
6:01Just need to grab a few things and head
6:02home. Let me
6:04>> I think she lying. She lying. She won't
6:05work at the hospital.
6:06>> I'm about to check that right now.
6:09>> Barney McCree. Huh? nurse over county
6:12general. It's been a long night. Okay.
6:14Okay. Let me see what else it say. Okay.
6:16She baldheaded.
6:19Uh often wears glasses.
6:21>> Say it LIKE THAT.
6:22>> IT SAYS BONE RIGHT THERE.
6:25>> WHY YOU SAY THAT?
6:26>> IT [laughter] SAY IT SAID [screaming]
6:28BONE. LOOK AT READ THE THING. IT SAID
6:31BONE RIGHT THERE.
6:33>> WAIT, LET ME LET me make sure.
6:35>> Hold up. All right. All right. I think
6:37she good. I think she good. Yeah, she
6:40good.
6:41>> Let me see.
6:41>> Yeah, I think she good.
6:42>> OKAY. WHERE? WAIT. OH, WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
6:44WAIT. WAIT. STOP.
6:46>> STOP. SHE GOT GLASSES ON. SHE GOT
6:48GLASSES ON.
6:49>> YES, SHE DOES.
6:50>> LET ME SEE.
6:50>> NO, SHE DON'T. [screaming]
6:51>> SHOOT HER.
6:52>> SHE GOT GLASSES.
6:53>> SHOOT HER. [groaning] SHOOT HER.
6:55>> LET ME SEE. OKAY, NOW WE GOT TO CLEAN
6:56THIS UP. WAIT, LET ME GET
6:57>> PICK UP THAT PART. PICK UP THAT PART.
6:59>> WAIT. YO, GET A MOP.
7:00>> HEY, SIR. HOW YOU DOING? HOW YOU DOING?
7:02WE JUST SPILLED SOME MEAT. WE JUST GOT
7:04SOME FRESH MEAT.
7:05>> GET THE I GOT THE BODY PARTS.
7:07>> ALL RIGHT. WE GOOD. WE GOOD. OH, DAMN.
7:10WHAT HAPPENED?
7:11>> I I THOUGHT I HAD TO MOB [screaming]
7:12HIM.
7:13>> OH MY LORD. HOW YOU DO? YOU KNOW WHAT?
7:14I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THE CUSTOMER.
7:16YOU HANDLE YOU HANDLE THAT.
7:18>> YOU HANDLE THAT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
7:19WAIT.
7:21>> THIS man got an ID card written in
7:24crayons.
7:26>> No.
7:27>> Yep. Where the gun at? Yo, you holding
7:29the gun?
7:30>> Hold on.
7:31>> Wait, wait, wait. Let's not
7:32>> You holding it
7:33>> here. How do I give it to you?
7:35>> I Hold up. PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX.
7:38It won't let me. Oh, there it is. There
7:39it is. Okay. Okay. Okay. But let's make
7:41sure though. Let's not do nothing. Put
7:43the gun. He ain't a Okay. YOU READ THE
7:46ID FIRST. YOU READ THE ID.
7:48>> What do you think?
7:49>> Oh, you wasn't lying. He He literally
7:51WROTE THIS HIMSELF.
7:53HOLD ON.
7:54>> GUESS WHAT? GOD, [screaming]
7:55>> IT'S A WRECK.
7:56>> YOU CAN'T OH MY.
7:58>> NO. GET YOU GOT THE OKAY, HOLD UP. NAH.
8:00[screaming]
8:00>> GOT THE
8:01>> NO, HE GOT A FAKE ID.
8:04>> Hold up. We We didn't know if he was a
8:06Yo, D. I hear something.
8:07>> OH, THERE'S A THERE THERE'S a delivery
8:09in the back. Okay, let me throw this
8:10out.
8:11>> Be killing people. We going to get
8:12[ __ ] Well,
8:12>> YOU MISSED ONE.
8:13>> THEY DOUBLE OH, I MISSED A PART. OH MY
8:15LORD.
8:16>> YEAH, YOU MISSED ONE UP HERE ON THE
8:17REGISTER.
8:18>> WAIT.
8:19>> OH, MAN. YO,
8:20>> I'M BACKING THEM UP.
8:20>> NO, SOMEBODY WAS TRYING TO BUY THAT.
8:23>> All right.
8:24>> Yeah, that's true. That's true. Watch
8:25out. Watch out. Don't get ran over.
8:26>> Okay, THERE'S SOME BOXES COMING.
8:28>> Have them.
8:29>> All right, let me throw this away.
8:32>> Cash, look here.
8:33>> Hold on. Let me throw THIS AWAY. OH,
8:35SOMEBODY CALLING THE STORE.
8:37>> WHAT? OKAY, LOOK. We going We going to
8:39have to We We going to have to do a
8:40little bit of extra questioning cuz I
8:42think we just killed an innocent man.
8:43I'm not going to lie.
8:44>> Oh, boy. Okay. OKAY. OKAY. NEXT TIME OUT
8:46YOUR
8:47>> OKAY. WAIT. THE PHONE. WHERE THE PHONE
8:49AT?
8:50>> OH, it's right here. It's right here.
8:52>> On the camera.
8:53>> Hey, man. Uh I'm sure I'm just down the
8:55road from your store. My car won't
8:58start. I really need a hand getting it
9:00running again. Can you come out and
9:02help? Yo, a customer need help outside.
9:04Let's go. Let's go. Hey. Hey. Bring it.
9:07I'll bring it. I'll bring it. I got it.
9:09Let's go.
9:10>> Hey.
9:10>> Come on.
9:11>> All right. Tuck that thing though. Tuck
9:12that thing. Tuck that thing.
9:13>> Okay. Okay. How do you do? Okay. I see
9:14it. Got it.
9:16>> Yeah. Scroll wheel. Yep.
9:17>> Okay. Got Oh, he's right here. I WAS
9:20GOING THE WRONG WAY. I WAS GOING THE
9:21WRONG WAY.
9:23>> All right.
9:25OH GOD. [screaming]
9:26OH GOD. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. THE GUN IS
9:30JAMMED. IT'S [screaming] JAMMED.
9:32>> SHUT UP. IT'S YO, WHO JAMMED THE GUN?
9:35GET IN HERE. HE JAMMED THE GUN.
9:38>> RELOADING.
9:38>> WHERE? IT'S GOOD NOW. OH. HEY, what if
9:41that what HE PUT THE
9:43>> WHAT IF IT TURNED INTO A PERSON AND
9:44THAT'S THE THAT'S THE THING. THAT'S THE
9:46ALIEN. [laughter]
9:47>> Put the gun down. Put the gun down.
9:48>> WHERE DID THE ALIEN GO? OKAY, FINE. All
9:50right.
9:52>> All right. Are you good? He hit you a
9:54few times.
9:54>> He did get me a couple times. I might
9:55need a band-aid.
9:57>> All right.
9:58>> Okay.
9:58>> Julieta says, "Hey, you trying to
10:01holler?" All right. Hold up. Hold up.
10:02Hold on.
10:03>> Hold up. All right.
10:04>> Julieta Granger.
10:06>> Hey, let's make sure SHE AIN'T A
10:07STRANGER.
10:08>> I SEE YOU.
10:09>> I see you.
10:10>> Yeah. [laughter]
10:11>> She's a She's a plumber. Hold on, Daddy.
10:13She look at HER OUTFIT ON THE LOOK AT
10:15WHAT SHE'S WEARING.
10:16>> WAIT, HOLD ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
10:18>> LOOK, they don't look the same.
10:19>> Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:22>> So, you you think what I'm thinking on
10:24that? You want to go ahead and get the
10:25mop? Okay, go ahead. You go ahead and
10:27question her.
10:28>> She said she been a flight attendant for
10:293 years. It's a steady job. keeps me
10:31busy. Then how come the PC says YOU WAS
10:33A PLUMBER, MAN?
10:34>> YO, what's up with that?
10:34>> HOW YOU GO FROM A PLUMBER TO A FLIGHT
10:36ATTENDANT?
10:37>> YEAH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
10:39>> ANYWAY, often dirty from work. Does she
10:41look dirty to you?
10:42>> She look clean.
10:43>> Not to me. She just got this out the
10:45cleaners.
10:47>> She's a flight attendant. Why would I be
10:48dirty? Ma'am, look here. What's up with
10:50your clothes?
10:52>> My airline likes us to look our best,
10:54but between us, I can't wait to get out
10:56of my work uniform.
10:58>> I'm I'm going to let you call. wears her
11:00hair in a ponytail.
11:02>> Okay, she is wearing a ponytail.
11:04>> Hey, ma'am, do me a favor real quick.
11:07Close your eyes and count to three. One,
11:10two. IT'S A WRAP. WAIT, WAIT. SHE
11:13RUNNING. YO, YO, SHE READY. OKAY, SHE
11:16[ __ ] YO, LET'S GET YEAH, LET'S GET THE
11:19[laughter] GET WAIT, MY INVENTORY FULL.
11:21HOW DO YOU DROP STUFF? WAIT, HOW YOU
11:23DOING? I GOT TO DROP THE GUN back in
11:24here. I couldn't I had my inventory was
11:26full.
11:27>> Oh my lord. Hold on. Lord Hammer, how
11:30you doing, SIR? ONE SEC. [laughter]
11:32>> YO, GOOD EVENING. JUST GRABBING A FEW.
11:34WHY HE TALKING TO ME? I'M BUSY. HOLD ON,
11:36SIR.
11:36>> I don't even know.
11:39>> Hold on, sir. We'll be right with you.
11:40Hey, his name is Bartholomew Kesler.
11:43This dude is something.
11:44>> Oh, lord.
11:45>> He's electronic store assistant, slight
11:48acne, forward head posture.
11:50>> Okay. He does have all of those things
11:52that you just mentioned.
11:54>> Yeah.
11:55>> You know what?
11:56>> What's up?
11:56>> Yeah, let's check them out. You're good
11:58to go, sir. Yes, sir.
11:59>> Let's go ahead.
12:00>> Yeah, he good.
12:01>> All right. Thank you so much, sir. Have
12:02a good day. Oh, shift is done. Clean up
12:05any messes and head to the butt. That
12:07was a easy shift. This easy job.
12:09>> All right.
12:10>> He did kill three people, though.
12:11[laughter]
12:13>> But
12:13>> hey, they they don't need to know that.
12:15They don't need to know that.
12:17>> True.
12:17>> Look at that. Oh. Oh. Uh, we did we
12:20killed somebody. We killed the uh
12:22regular. Hey, hey, hey. One out of UM
12:25THREE AIN'T BAD.
12:26>> IT'S A learning fast. It's a learning
12:28experience.
12:29>> Two days uh remain until puppy's next
12:33medical. OH, SO MY DOG
12:35>> WAIT, YOU NAMED YOURS PUPPY?
12:36>> YEAH. PUPPY.
12:39>> OH YEAH. [laughter]
12:41I LIKE THAT.
12:42>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
12:45>> Clyde was a human.
12:47>> Okay. Yeah. You kill Bonnie in cold
12:49blood. Yeah. You kill Bonnie in cold
12:51blood. She was a human. YEAH. WELL, HEY,
12:53YOU THE ONE TALKING ABOUT COUNT TO
12:54THREE. YOU SAID COUNT TO THREE.
12:56>> OH, WAIT. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. [laughter]
12:58>> WAIT, NOW THAT WAS JULIET NOW. HOLD ON.
13:00NOW THAT WAS JULIETA NOW.
13:01>> OH, MY BAD. SO, Bonnie Yeah, we did
13:04shoot her cuz she didn't have no glasses
13:05on. That's kind of crazy.
13:06>> Oh, [laughter]
13:09that's kind of crazy, bro.
13:11>> Oh,
13:14>> Joe's Diner burned down, man. We used to
13:16eat there all the time, man. Yo, we
13:18could gamble. We could WE COULD ACTUALLY
13:20PAY OUR RENT.
13:21>> OKAY. HOW MANY COINS we got? We got five
13:23right now. Let's try this. Here we go.
13:24>> I'm hitting it.
13:28>> Uh, what that mean?
13:29>> Oh, propeller hat.
13:30>> A propeller hat.
13:32>> That was not worth the spin.
13:34>> WAIT. WHOA. WHOA.
13:35>> WHAT? WHOA.
13:37WHAT?
13:39>> ROGER.
13:39>> WHY YOU SAYING THIS?
13:41>> What's Why he upset off the rip?
13:44>> I don't know. Let's scan him real quick.
13:46>> Yo. Yo, I don't like that signature. I
13:48don't like that signature on that.
13:49>> I I don't either. That's kind of messed
13:51up.
13:51>> Let me see occupation. He's retired. He
13:54got a mustache. Generally, dirty attire.
13:57Let me check. Let me question him.
13:58Retired and living the dream. I mean, he
14:01is dirty.
14:02>> He do got a mustache, I think. Let me
14:05double check.
14:06Hold up.
14:07>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
14:08>> Let's Let's ask him about his movements.
14:10>> He good. Okay. Go ahead.
14:12>> Okay. Yeah, he he drunk. He drunk.
14:14>> That's why the signature. You know what?
14:15He's good to go. Let's Let's check him
14:17out.
14:17>> Yeah. Let's just get him.
14:18>> He's good. He's good.
14:19>> All right. Thank you. Good day. Hey,
14:21WATCH OUT. HEY. HEY. HEY. DON'T GET
14:22BEHIND THAT WHEEL, THOUGH.
14:24>> I don't know where he's going, but he
14:25ain't never gonna make it there. Not
14:27messed up.
14:28>> Hey, what is this um plant thing they
14:30got above their heads?
14:32>> Yeah. I don't know what that is in the
14:34frowny face.
14:36>> Okay, let's let's Maybe they angry about
14:38something. She Hey, she said dot dot
14:40dot.
14:42Okay.
14:42>> Oh, wait. They're saying we could put uh
14:44uh decor in here, like some plants and
14:46stuff.
14:47>> Oh, they mad cuz we not decorating. Yo,
14:49that's the boss's job.
14:51>> Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
14:52THAT AIN'T OUR JOB. AIN'T TRIPPING.
14:54>> BUT, OKAY. See how see what we could do.
14:56Let me see about her, though. Let me see
14:57what's going on.
14:59Okay. Let me check out her uh occupation
15:03comic book store. Yo, what's up? What
15:05happened? Look, look what I got. Hold
15:07up. Let me [laughter]
15:10yo yo, RIGHT NEXT TO THE SCREEN. YO, GO
15:13TO the
15:16large. Wait, hold up. [laughter] Hold
15:18up.
15:19I run my comic book store yet, you know.
15:21She might be okay. How? Wait, how'd you
15:23get that?
15:24>> GO TO THE LOCKER BACK THERE. LOOK RIGHT
15:26HERE.
15:27>> GET YOU ONE AT the locker right here.
15:29>> Okay, let me see.
15:30>> Yeah.
15:34>> Hey. Hey, WE STARTING ON.
15:36>> WE CERTIFIED NOW. YEAH,
15:38>> WE STUCK. OKAY, HURRY UP OR SHE GET MAD.
15:40>> YEAH, you're right. You're right. How do
15:41we decorate though? Hey, ma'am. How you
15:43doing? Uh, she's a comic book store
15:45owner. Oh, there's a makeup ever. Okay.
15:48You know what? I might
15:50>> buy some plants for $10.
15:51>> Okay, do that. Do that. And um let's go
15:54ahead and check her out. I think she
15:55good. She might be good. She got the
15:57tattoos. Yeah, I think she I think she's
16:00good. I'mma let her slide.
16:03>> Let me uh
16:04>> go ahead and see some Yeah. Yeah. Where
16:06where the plants at? Oh, maybe they get
16:07delivered through the back.
16:08>> They Yeah, they probably get delivered.
16:10Hey, how you doing, ma'am? HOPE YOU'RE
16:11HAVING A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT TONIGHT.
16:13>> Everybody mad about these plants. Okay,
16:15they get
16:16>> I don't know. This ain't even our job.
16:17>> Go ahead and get the um the delivery and
16:20um let me see what's going on with this
16:22customer.
16:23>> Okay, I'mma handle the delivery real
16:24quick.
16:25>> All right.
16:26>> How you doing, ma'am?
16:29>> Just grabbing some uh supplies for my
16:3130th birthday. Big one, you know. Okay.
16:34Okay. Uh let me check out her ID
16:37>> HERE. YOU HAPPY NOW, MA'AM? I GOT A
16:38PLANT IN FRONT OF YOU. THERE YOU GO. YOU
16:40QUIT YOU QUIT FROWNING ALL THE TIME.
16:42>> YEAH. PUT IT DOWN RIGHT THERE.
16:42>> I GOT YOU A PLANT.
16:43>> YEAH. PUT IT LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO THAT
16:44table right there. It might look good
16:46right there.
16:46>> There it is. Oh yeah.
16:48>> She unemployed. Identical tattoos on
16:51both arms.
16:53>> Let me see if the things are identical.
16:55>> Yeah,
16:55>> they both the same.
16:57>> They're identical. Yeah, they the same.
16:58>> I am technically unemployed, I guess.
17:00Okay. So, she unemployed.
17:03>> She got the tattoos on her arm. I think
17:05she's good.
17:06>> I think she's good to go. Here we go.
17:09Thank you, ma'am. Beautiful night, man.
17:10Have a great night, MAN. STAY SAFE. OH,
17:12YO, WHAT IS THAT?
17:14HOLD ON. I GOT THE GUN.
17:15>> THE GENERATOR.
17:15>> I got the gun.
17:16>> Get the gun. Let's go.
17:17>> All right. Come on. And we got to start.
17:19>> Let me get a flashlight. What? Yeah. Oh.
17:22>> What was that?
17:25>> Come on. Let's Let's hit the generator.
17:27>> All right.
17:28>> Dashy, I'm scared. Keep that.
17:30>> I GOT THE GUN.
17:31>> OH, LOOK.
17:32>> WHAT' YOU SEE?
17:34>> I'm repairing it. We good.
17:36>> All right. COME ON. YO, SOMEBODY AT THE
17:38STORE. COME ON.
17:39>> YEAH. Let's get back here. Yo, what is
17:41going on? YO,
17:45>> what
17:50should
17:52>> Should I just shoot him?
17:54>> No, hold up. Now, hold up.
17:56>> Uh,
17:58>> uh, sir, who are you? Exc Are you the
18:00new guy?
18:04>> Uh, [screaming] sir.
18:08>> Yo, look. [laughter]
18:11Yo, HOLD. HEY, SAY THE WORD. SAY THE
18:14WORD.
18:15>> I I'm waiting for him to UH
18:18>> HE AIN'T GOT NO ID OR NOTHING.
18:20>> Make sure you out TO WAIT CUZ THAT'S
18:22GOING TO BE LIKE CHOPPING A TREE DOWN.
18:23I'M NOT UNLESS HE PLAY. LOOK, unless he
18:26play for NBA, he getting shot.
18:28>> There's no way. GO AHEAD AND HANDLE
18:30THAT. [screaming]
18:32>> OH GOD.
18:33>> OKAY, HE DEAD. HE DEAD. ALL RIGHT, let
18:37me YO, WE GOT TO CLEAN THIS UP QUICK.
18:39>> HEY SIR, HOW YOU DOING? HOPE YOU'RE
18:41HAVING a beautiful night. Thank you so
18:42much. Okay, hold on. I'm going to go get
18:43the M.
18:44>> Yeah. [laughter and gasps]
18:46>> YO, ADD SOME PAPALOS TO THAT CUZ THAT'S
18:49NOT YOU NEED SOMETHING STRONG FOR THIS.
18:51>> YEAH. UH, HEY,
18:53>> from a long shift at the local diner.
18:55Wait a minute. They said the local diner
18:57burned down. He don't work there.
18:58>> Oh, good catch. Hey, hey, let me throw
19:01THIS IN THE TRASH. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW
19:03WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO THROW IT IN THE
19:04trash because we going to have to put
19:06his body parts in here, too.
19:08>> Oh, no. You might as well come hot and
19:09ready.
19:10>> No, it's telling me to throw it out. I
19:12can't. Hold up.
19:13>> Okay, I'mma handle it. How you doing,
19:14sir? What's your [laughter] name?
19:16>> How you doing, sir?
19:19>> All right.
19:19>> BK, bro, work for Burger King.
19:22>> Oh, yeah. Burger King.
19:24>> He's a waiter. Hey, can you go back
19:26there and read that paper and make sure
19:27it was Joe's Diner that burned down and
19:29and relay the message?
19:31>> Almost 100%. But let me confirm.
19:34>> Okay.
19:36Joe's Diner burnt down.
19:38>> The one beloved Joe's Diner has been
19:41burnt down in what appears to be an act
19:43of awesome. And I feel like that man
19:45right there was the one that burned it
19:47down. I don't know.
19:48>> You said Joe's Diner burned down.
19:50>> It burned down. Wait, hold up.
19:52>> Now, I'm not the best at read. Did you
19:54read his shirt?
19:55>> Do you have the gun?
19:55>> What's his shirt say?
19:57>> Let me read the shirt.
19:58>> Let me read the shirt.
20:00Give me a sec.
20:02Joe's. IT DON'T SAY DINER.
20:05>> [screaming]
20:07[laughter]
20:08>> GOT MESSED UP. JOE'S GOING TO BURN DOWN.
20:10HE WENT DOWN WITH IT. I'M GOING TO GET
20:12THE M.
20:12>> OKAY, [laughter]
20:15hold up. THIS [screaming] THING YOU
20:16GOING TO COME HERE AND DO
20:22[laughter]
20:23THE YO, [screaming] YOU LET HIM RUN. YOU
20:27>> GOT HIM. OKAY, I GOT I GOT I GOT HIS
20:29LIMBS. I GOT HIS LIMBS.
20:30>> CLEAN THAT UP.
20:31>> ALL RIGHT. TRYING TO ROB US. WHAT IS A
20:34GNOME? GET HIM. GET HIM. [screaming] GET
20:37HIM. GET HIM. OKAY. YO, WHERE HIS BODY
20:40PARTS AT? THIS MAN A HAD NO BODY PARTS.
20:42>> NO WITNESSES.
20:42>> HEY. YO, SOMEBODY COME. WHAT IS THIS?
20:44YO. YO, HE
20:45>> HEY, YOU CATCH THAT. HEY. HEY. HEY,
20:47DASH. GNOME WITNESSES.
20:50>> THAT WAS A GNOME RIGHT THERE. You see
20:51that?
20:51>> That was a good one. I ain't even going
20:52to lie to you.
20:54>> I had to do what I'm saying.
20:55>> That was a good one.
20:57>> Let's relax. Let me calm down. Uh uh uh.
21:00HEY, BRING THE HEY, COME BY THE DUMPSTER
21:02REAL QUICK AND BRING THE GUN WITH YOU.
21:04>> OKAY, HOLD ON.
21:05>> BRING THE GUN WITH YOU.
21:05>> I'M COMING.
21:06>> BRING THE GUN WITH YOU.
21:07>> Hold on, sir. I'll be one sec. I'll be
21:09right back, sir. One sec. I'm coming.
21:10>> Bring the gun.
21:14>> What's up,
21:15>> Peep? This
21:19handle. YO. OH.
21:21>> WHERE'D HE GO?
21:22>> I DON'T KNOW. HE'S GONE. COME ON. HURRY
21:23UP. LET'S LET'S GO BACK INSIDE.
21:25>> WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT THIS GUN AWAY
21:26FOR A LITTLE BIT. A LITTLE TOO TRICKY.
21:28>> OKAY. HEY, GET THE MOP. GET THE MOP.
21:31>> OKAY, I GOT THE MOP. [laughter]
21:34>> Hold up.
21:34>> WE GOT THE MOP.
21:35>> RYAN SAID, "SIR, we spilled some
21:37ketchup." The ketchup delivery man came
21:40mixed with a little bit of ragu. That's
21:42why you see a little bit of
21:44>> a little bit of chunks in it.
21:45>> Yeah, little chunks on it.
21:47>> Uh, wait. Nonhuman.
21:49>> Put the gun back. Hey, I'm putting the
21:50gun.
21:50>> Eradication task force.
21:53>> So, let me ask him about this. We're the
21:56reason those doppelgangers know
21:58>> have Haven't [laughter]
22:00ripped you apart yet. You should be. Yo,
22:02this man got an attitude.
22:03>> You have a good night, sir. Hey, don't
22:05you give my man's no attitude again.
22:06Next time you come in here, there will
22:08be consequences.
22:09>> I appreciate that, sir. You go ahead and
22:11have a good night. Thank you so much,
22:13sir.
22:16>> Okay, we're I think we're doing good. I
22:17think I that gnome was innocent. I feel
22:20>> uh uh I got the gun.
22:23>> You left one.
22:27>> Who? Uh, okay. So,
22:31>> UH, [screaming]
22:32YO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE NEED TO
22:34GRAB UM THE BEAR TRAPS. GRAB THE BEAR
22:36TRAPS.
22:37>> YEAH, GRAB THE BEAR TRAP.
22:38>> COME HERE. [screaming] WHAT IS
22:38HAPPENING? OH, WE GOT GUNS. WHAT IS
22:41THIS? YO, WE GOT MORE GUNS. GRAB A
22:44PIECE. UM,
22:45>> PUT THE MOP UP.
22:45>> HOLD UP. LET ME LET ME PUT MY FLASHLIGHT
22:48DOWN. WE GOT TO BOARD SOME STUFF DOWN.
22:50>> YO, CAN WE CLOSE THIS GARAGE?
22:53>> YEAH, CALL THAT.
22:54>> LET ME PUT THIS AT THE FRONT DOOR. OKAY.
22:57UM, I'm dropping a bear trap.
22:58>> OKAY. I'M PUTTING ONE AT THE FRONT DOOR.
23:00WE GOT UM A COUPLE SECONDS. WE WHAT?
23:03WHAT WINDOWS CAN WE BOARD UP?
23:05>> I HEAR THE DOOR THE DOORS. I'MMA
23:07BARRICADE THE BACK DOOR.
23:09>> OKAY.
23:10Hold up. Oh, I hope I don't step on
23:12this. OH,
23:12>> WE ARE.
23:13>> OH MY. WE GOT 18 SECONDS. BOARD THIS UP.
23:17>> OKAY. OH GOD.
23:20>> OKAY. YO, JUST STAY RIGHT HERE. YO, WE
23:22GOT THIS. CLOSE THIS DOOR. WE GOT TO
23:25make that. Close that.
23:26>> All right. What we Here we go. 3
23:30seconds. It's on. It's about to be on.
23:32If you see anything, start shoot.
23:34>> Oh lord.
23:35>> What is that?
23:36>> Wait. Crouch. Crouch. Crouch. Crouch.
23:37Crouch. Oh. WHAT THE HELL?
23:41>> OH MY LORD. [screaming]
23:44YO. SHOULD WE SHOOT HIM?
23:46>> HEARD ME, D. [screaming]
23:47>> OH GOD. WHERE AM I?
23:54RELOADING.
24:00RELOAD. I GOT TO RELOAD. [screaming]
24:02OH [ __ ]
24:06[screaming] OKAY, hold up. Let me
24:08reload. Go.
24:11RELOADING. LORD. [screaming] YO, WE GOT
24:13TO LAUNCH OUR TRAPS.
24:19WHERE HE AT? HE GONE.
24:21>> I THINK HE LEFT.
24:23OKAY,
24:24>> that was the loudest thing I've ever
24:25heard in my life. And I played none
24:26massacre. [laughter]
24:30>> Yeah,
24:31>> that was so loud.
24:34>> Okay,
24:35>> I think
24:36>> I'm sweating real life.
24:37>> We need We need to head home.
24:38>> You good?
24:39>> Who? ME? WHAT HAPPENED?
24:42>> OH, SEE WHAT HAPPENED was somebody was
24:44hitting me up on my phone. Oh, okay.
24:47Hey, [laughter]
24:49HEY, DON'T LET THE HEY, DON'T LET THE
24:50BOSS DON'T LET THE BOSS SEE THAT.
24:52>> OKAY, SAY less cuz there is a no phone
24:54policy. We're supposed to put the phone
24:56in the lock as soon as we get in here.
24:58Hey, hey, hey, Case, can I be Can I be
24:59honest with you?
25:01>> Yeah.
25:02>> Uh, your mom's just texted me and she
25:04said to take your gun away.
25:08>> What? No, she didn't.
25:09>> I promise. She literally said take your
25:12gun. She said take your gun away. Case,
25:14you got it on you.
25:16Drop that. Drop the gun. That Hey, that
25:18was your mom's orders. Listen,
25:20>> she said put the Okay. All right. All
25:22right. That's what she said. I listen.
25:24YOU GOT
25:25>> TRIP. ALL I'M DOING IS SHOOTING PEOPLE,
25:27MAN.
25:27>> HEY, LISTEN. That's what she said. I had
25:29to do it.
25:29>> Yo, mod spam my mom. YOU DONE LOST YOUR
25:31MIND OVER HERE. I DEFEND I WAS DEFENDING
25:33MYSELF. [laughter]
25:35WAIT A MINUTE.
25:36>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. THAT'S A
25:38GOOD THING. That's a good thing.
25:40>> YEAH, WE DIDN'T WE DIDN'T MESS UP AT
25:41ALL.
25:42>> SO, WE DID GOOD. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. ONE
25:44DAY remains until Puppy's um medical
25:46bill is due. All right, so [laughter] we
25:48got one more day on that. 45 Wait, 45
25:51years ago, the infamous serial killer
25:53known as the dentist roam the midnight
25:56town, killing victims by ripping their
25:58jaws off. Damn. Lord,
26:01>> THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE.
26:03>> Government authorities
26:05>> confirm new reports of a tall
26:09what's that word?
26:11>> Emaciated. Yeah, emaciated.
26:12>> Okay. a messier figure matching the
26:15description of this killer that died 40
26:19years ago. Damn
26:21>> died a long time ago. Yeah, that's a hot
26:23penny.
26:24>> Yeah.
26:24>> Witnesses grandpa.
26:26>> Witnesses describe a slack. Wait, a
26:29slack broken jaw. W bloody bandage hands
26:32and crackling skin. Okay. He might have
26:34a little eczema on him. All right.
26:36>> Yeah, he Yeah.
26:38>> Get a little lotion from three.
26:40Yeah,
26:41>> it follows the same method of killing as
26:44or wait. Original dentist, removing the
26:46victim's jaw from their uh skull. Okay.
26:50>> Wait, Dashy, is this the dude that I
26:52shot at by the dumpster?
26:54>> Oh, that kind of look like him.
26:57>> If you see it, do not hide. Do not speak
27:01and do not LOOK BACK. RUN UNTIL YOUR
27:03LEGS NO LONGER can obey you. That's
27:06crazy.
27:06>> Uh-oh. That is crazy. Okay. So, where we
27:09going to run to? Cuz I mean, should you
27:11successfully flee, contact your loved
27:13ones while you still can? That's crazy.
27:17>> That is crazy. And my mom ain't want me
27:20to have no gun on me. I'M TRYING TO
27:21SURVIVE OUT HERE. MOM,
27:23>> you might have to You might have to
27:24disobey your mom on this one. Witnesses
27:27who managed to escape it are all found
27:30dead no more than A WEEK LATER. SO,
27:32EITHER WAY, WE COOKED.
27:34>> YOU KNOW, there's nobody getting gas out
27:36here. They just coming over here for the
27:37groceries.
27:38>> Hey, hey, you want to know why? Come
27:39here.
27:40>> What's up?
27:40>> Hey, we work at a gas station. LOOK AT
27:42THE SIGN.
27:42>> I DON'T [screaming] ORDER, [laughter]
27:44>> BRO. Come on now.
27:46>> We got one gas, but it don't work.
27:48>> That's crazy. All right.
27:49>> Okay. What do we got today?
27:50>> Serial killer back from the dead. 40
27:53years ago. The infamous killer known as
27:56the dentist. Hey. Hey. Hey. I hope
27:57that's not the dentist over there cuz I
27:59got a cavity.
27:59>> Yeah.
28:00>> Uh, buried right here. [laughter]
28:04Now a creature with strikingly wait.
28:08Hey, that's on you. That's on you.
28:10>> Strik strikingly.
28:12>> OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR
28:13PRONUNCIATION ON THAT WAS JUST ON POINT.
28:15Can I just say that?
28:16>> Yep. Thank you.
28:17>> Hey. HEY, THAT PRONUNCIATION WAS
28:19STRIKINGLY GOOD. SIMILAR.
28:22>> I LIKE
28:24TO reportly been terrorizing resurre
28:27Okay, so let's I guess we got to watch
28:29out for the dentist.
28:30>> Here we Yeah, we got to
28:32>> uh uh I don't know what that sound is.
28:34WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
28:35>> What's that? What's that beeping? OH,
28:37THE SHOP is beeping. They want US TO BUY
28:38SOME. OH, WE got a We got mail.
28:40>> Okay. Uh check that.
28:41>> Oh, this from the manager, Dashy. It's
28:43from the manager. And rats have started
28:45running rampant around the store. They
28:47negatively affect the store rating. So,
28:48please catch them and throw them in the
28:50dumpster.
28:50>> Oh.
28:51>> Or find any other way to dispose of
28:53them. You know what? You know what that
28:54means?
28:55>> Uh shoot them.
28:56>> Who's in Who? Who in the bathroom? OH,
28:58YOU SICK.
28:58>> I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GO IN THAT BATHROOM
29:00THAT
29:01YOU AIN'T EVEN NOTHING.
29:03>> YOU GOT ME MESSED UP. SHOOT HIM.
29:05>> YOU DONE LOST YOUR GET OUT OF HERE. GET
29:07OUT OF HERE.
29:08>> OKAY,
29:09>> DOG. [screaming] GET OUT OF HERE.
29:10>> HOLD UP. OKAY. YEAH. YEAH. YOU AIN'T
29:11KILL HIM, RIGHT? You just shot. Okay.
29:13Now you got Now you got to go way out
29:15the emergency room now.
29:17>> All right.
29:17>> Yeah. What's he doing IN HERE? LOOK, HE
29:20LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THE LOOK AT THE
29:21DOOKIE.
29:22>> Look at this. Hold up. Clean. Let me
29:24grab this coin. All right. Let me handle
29:25this customer right here real quick. You
29:27handle that.
29:28>> All right.
29:28>> This man say he a beekeeper. I think he
29:31lying cuz there ain't NOTHING SWEET
29:32ABOUT THIS.
29:34>> HOLD UP.
29:36[laughter] BIT BIT OF A DYING TRADE FOR
29:39A DYING SPECIES. BUT SOMEONE'S GOT TO
29:41CRACK. WHAT? All right.
29:44[laughter]
29:45Let's ask her about it.
29:46>> All right. Go ahead.
29:47>> Oh, he said that. You already did that.
29:49Okay.
29:49>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? What's
29:50up with your clothes, sir? Let me see.
29:52>> DID SHE STEAL SOMETHING?
29:53>> IS SHE GOING TO STEAL?
29:55OH. OH. YO, DON'T KILL HER.
29:57>> HOW DO WE
29:58>> SHE JUST STOLE SOMETHING OUT OF HERE.
30:00>> YOU COULD HAVE JUST HURT HER.
30:01>> YEAH, you're right. My bad. I'm done
30:03touching the gun. My bad. I'm going to
30:04put it up for now.
30:05>> Oh, Lord. See, that's why your MOM SAID
30:07TAKE IT AWAY.
30:09>> YO, DASH.
30:10>> OKAY. YEAH. What's up?
30:12>> Come back here.
30:13>> Oh, what's going on? Wait, wait, wait.
30:16>> What? Come back here by the dumpster.
30:18>> Uh, you look something Wait, wait, wait.
30:20You again. Look, something happened last
30:21night. IT YO, THE OFFICER IS TALKING TO
30:23ME. HE NOT LET ME GO. It was that
30:25dentist thing on the news. It was fast,
30:28strong, wiped out my whole squad IN A
30:30SEC. OH, YO, THEY KILLED THE WHOLE
30:31SQUAD. BUT it left me alive. Just stood
30:34there. Um,
30:36>> just stay sharp. All right. What? Okay.
30:39Uh,
30:40>> Dashy, bring the gun.
30:41>> Bring the gun. Okay. Say less. I'm
30:43coming. Hold up. Uh, one one moment,
30:46officer.
30:48Okay. By the dumpster, you say it.
30:52[clears throat]
30:56Get ready to run. You ready?
30:58>> YEAH.
31:00OKAY. OH, THAT WAS IT. OH, OKAY. HEY,
31:02THAT WAS EASY.
31:03>> HEY, GRAB A COIN. GRAB A COIN.
31:04>> YO, DAMN. HE DROPPED ALL THEM COINS,
31:06MAN.
31:07>> WHAT YOU WEARING UP IN HERE?
31:09>> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT YOU GOT ON? LET ME SEE
31:10THIS.
31:10>> SHE AIN'T GOT NO CLOTHES ON. SHE GOT NO
31:12CLOTHES ON.
31:13>> HEY, HOW YOU DOING? HOW YOU DOING,
31:15MA'AM? How are you? Okay. Hey, I got
31:16this one. Hey there. Hey,
31:19>> how you do?
31:20>> I got this. Hey. Uh, I'm uh after
31:22supplies for for for THE SHE GOING TO
31:24THE BEACH AT 12 MIDNIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
31:27Might as well enjoy it now while we're
31:29still nice and warm out. Uh, let me
31:31check her ID real quick.
31:33>> Okay. Alisa Hart. Okay.
31:36>> You going to the beach, ma'am. It's 3:00
31:38IN THE MORNING.
31:39>> HEY, SAY SHE A POLICE OFFICER.
31:42Listen to this.
31:42>> Yo, what's Okay,
31:43>> it says she got exactly seven piercings.
31:47>> One, two, three, four, five. She got
31:50seven of them things.
31:51>> Okay, let me Can I confirm that? Excuse
31:53me.
31:53>> Yeah, you can confirm that. Yep, she got
31:55seven of them.
31:56>> Yep. Let me see. One, two, three, four,
31:59five.
31:59>> Hey, will you Hey, what you
32:00>> Okay, let me Hold on. Okay, just
32:02checking if she has something on her
32:04back. All right,
32:05>> so she maybe SHE'S ON THE COVER. I DON'T
32:07KNOW. IT SAYS SHE A POLICE OFFICER.
32:09>> The thing I'm confused about is she
32:12talking about she going to the beach. Is
32:14that what she said? She did say she
32:16going to the beach and then she's
32:18question I questioned her about her job
32:20and then she said, "Oh, is that
32:22surprising to you?"
32:23>> A little bit.
32:25>> That's a little combative.
32:27>> A little bit.
32:28>> It's 3:00 in the Man, it's 4:30 in the
32:30morning.
32:31>> What? What you think she doing?
32:33>> Like, we ain't got to We ain't got
32:35enough to like
32:37>> I mean, she let her go.
32:39>> She could be a police officer. Maybe at
32:40night she just, you know, do something
32:42else. I don't know. All right. Yeah, go
32:45ahead and let her go.
32:46>> There you go.
32:47>> WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP COMING IN HERE? YEAH.
32:49WHY IS THAT?
32:51>> Are is there is the shelves AIN'T
32:52STOCKING ENOUGH OR SOMETHING?
32:54>> HEY. [screaming] HEY. THIS GUY GOT MY
32:55NAME ABOVE HIS COME HERE. WAIT. COME
32:58HERE. WHAT?
32:58>> THIS GUY IN THE BATHROOM GOT MY NAME
33:00ABOVE HIS HEAD.
33:02>> NO.
33:04[screaming]
33:06OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. [screaming] OH MY
33:09GOD.
33:11I AIM. I'M DEAD. I'M DOWN. I'M DOWN. GET
33:14HIM.
33:15>> I AIN'T GOT A GUN, DASHY. [screaming] I
33:16NEED A GUN.
33:17>> YO, REVIVE ME. REVIVE ME.
33:20>> HOLD ON. HE CHASING ME.
33:24>> YO. Oh my god. Uh, [screaming]
33:28>> I think we dead. I think WE DEAD. YO,
33:30WHY YOU LIMPING? OH, YOU MIGHT BE DEAD.
33:32[screaming] OH GOD. NO. OH GOD. WAIT.
33:35WAIT. THE GUN. OH, HE'S DEAD. HE'S DEAD.
33:39He's dead. Okay. Okay. OKAY. WAIT. WAIT.
33:41THIS GUY'S SHIRTLESS. IS HE GOING TO THE
33:43BEACH, TOO? MAYBE PEOPLE GO TO THE BEACH
33:44HERE LATE AT NIGHT.
33:46>> YEAH.
33:46>> UM, WAIT. UH,
33:48>> what was that?
33:49>> Wait, let me breathe. Oh my lord. Okay.
33:51Uh,
33:52>> yeah.
33:53>> Okay. Yeah.
33:54>> Oh my god.
33:55>> All right. We got to clean up. Okay.
33:57Clean up. Let me check out this dude
33:59right here.
33:59>> Yeah, we got to clean up. This dude just
34:01blew the bathroom up.
34:03>> Oh my lord. Let me Let me peep this out
34:05a little bit. All right. You know what?
34:07He might be all right.
34:08>> I think he might be all right. Okay. I
34:11just accidentally killed a rat and I
34:12feel so bad.
34:13>> Oh my goodness. All right. Uh
34:16>> I feel so bad. HEY,
34:17>> THIS DUDE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE DUDE THAT
34:19WAS JUST IN HERE.
34:19>> Uh okay. I remember I just heard a weird
34:23sound outside. What was that? One of
34:25them not one of them fake. So
34:27>> So yeah, I hope the first one that you
34:30let go was the real one. Not going to
34:32lie.
34:32>> Are you saying this one's got to go?
34:36>> Let's Okay, let's do a little bit of
34:38close. His name is what? Tommy Delgado.
34:40>> Listen, it's a 50/50 chance now. If we
34:43let both of them go, one of them is a a
34:45doppelganger. So, what you want to do?
34:48>> What you trying to say right now?
34:50>> I'm trying to say this. All right. Here
34:52we go. Let me Let me pick that up.
34:57All right.
34:58Uh uhoh. There's another officer here.
35:01Uh Case, you good?
35:04Did we lose case? Yeah.
35:06>> Okay.
35:08YO YO, WE GOTA CASE GET GET IT TOGETHER.
35:11CASE, WHAT YOU DOING?
35:13>> YEAH, my bad.
35:16>> Hey,
35:16>> we got TO CLEAN THIS UP.
35:18>> HOLD ON.
35:19>> This is store that Ryan keeps coming
35:22back to. Yo, why is this guy Are you
35:25seeing this? Where? Let me stock some
35:27shelves real quick, sir. I hope you're
35:29having a good day.
35:30>> He is not having a good day. This man is
35:32being very disrespectful right now. All
35:34right, so you CAN GO. HAVE A GOOD DAY,
35:37SIR. MAYBE SOME ASHWAGANDHO SOMETHING.
35:39GM UP. ALL RIGHT, [screaming]
35:41here we go. I DON'T KNOW. OH. OH,
35:44>> I GOT THE GUN. I got Uhoh.
35:47>> WHAT?
35:48>> D
35:51Oh,
35:53OKAY. COME ON. GRAB THE HEY, GRAB THE
35:54STUFF. GRAB THE UM THE TRAPS.
35:59Oh my god.
36:04Uh,
36:04>> CASHY, WE ARE COOKED. [screaming]
36:06>> WAIT, LET ME CLOSE THIS. Let me close
36:08this and and barricade this.
36:11Okay. Where else should we put traps at?
36:15>> Uh, I put one on the back door. I'm
36:16going to board up the back or UH THE UH
36:19>> I GOT I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
36:22>> OKAY.
36:23>> OKAY. UH, YOU GOT A GUN?
36:25>> I THINK WE CAN.
36:26>> OH, NO. [screaming]
36:28>> YO. YO, YOU GOT A GUN? DO YOU HAVE A
36:30GUN? HEY. HEY. HEY. YOU HAVE YEAH.
36:32WHAT'S YOUR HEALTH LOOKING LIKE?
36:33>> UM 70 OUT OF 100.
36:36>> HEY, HIT THIS.
36:38>> THE COLA.
36:38>> The med kit right here.
36:40>> Okay. Hold up.
36:40>> NO MED KIT.
36:41>> WHERE IS THAT? [screaming] WHERE'S THE
36:43MED KIT? YO,
36:44>> I THINK I JUST I JUST I JUST ATE IT.
36:46>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. COME ON. LET'S GO. WE
36:48GOT THIS. YOU GOT A GUN?
36:50>> HIDE. YOU ARE TRYING TO HIDE from him.
36:51Yeah, I got I got
36:52>> Let me get two guns. I got TWO GUNS LIKE
36:54JOHN WICK.
36:55>> YOU'RE RIGHT. LET ME GET ONE.
36:57>> Get Oh god. Okay. Where do you want to
36:58be at? Where should we be at? Right
37:00here. Okay. Oh, it's low key. OH GOD.
37:02OKAY. OH GOD.
37:07I just realized they could see our mics.
37:11>> Oh yeah.
37:16[screaming]
37:18OH GOD. GET HIM.
37:23>> Oh my god. Did you get him?
37:30I got some guns. I GOT RELOAD.
37:32[screaming] RELOADING.
37:35Where he at?
37:39OKAY, RELOAD. I GOT TWO GUNS. I GOT TO
37:41RELOAD BOTH OF THEM. RELOADING. WHERE HE
37:45AT? There he go.
37:50Oh my god. Wait, I got to get my other
37:51gun.
37:54>> Got him. YOU GOT HIM. OKAY, GOOD. WE GOT
37:57HIM, BABY.
37:58>> ALL RIGHT. OH, LORD.
38:01>> I'm sweating. I'm not going to lie. So
38:02loud. That is so [laughter]
38:06>> Let's get it.
38:09>> Okay, bus driver. We're here, man.
38:11>> Oh, we are. Hey,
38:13>> they only took away $15 for killing
38:15humans.
38:16>> Hey, that's not that bad. We might as
38:18well do it to everybody.
38:19>> THAT'S NOT THAT BAD.
38:20>> LET ME SEE. YO,
38:21>> YO, ELISE WAS A DOUBLE. SHE WAS A
38:23DOUBLE. OH, you killed her.
38:25>> We need to start. We need to start
38:26expecting the worst out of people.
38:28>> Okay, that's what we doing now. Let me
38:30see. TOMMY AND THE FIRST ONE.
38:32>> THE one that we killed was the real
38:34>> How you SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
38:36[screaming] HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW AN
38:37IDENTICAL ONE COMES THROUGH RIGHT
38:38AFTERWARDS?
38:39>> AND WE COULD HAVE KILLED BOTH OF THEM.
38:40AND IF WE WOULD HAVE KILLED both of
38:41them, we' only lost $15 [laughter]
38:45cuz one cuz one of was a doppelganger.
38:47So we was only we weren going to lose
38:4930. We was only GOING TO LOSE 15.
38:50>> THAT'S TRUE. [laughter]
38:52IT'S A NEW
38:53>> OH, YOUR KITTY WITH YOU AND AND PY IS
38:56WITH ME.
38:57>> OKAY.
38:58>> HEY, now we got to protect them.
39:00>> Dope.
39:01>> Ah, man.
39:03>> If something I hope they're immortal,
39:05bro.
39:05>> If something happened to these pets,
39:08>> yo, the computer still ain't working.
39:11Maybe we got to look at the notice.
39:12>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's do that,
39:13>> kid.
39:14>> Here we go.
39:16>> Where's the Where puppy at? Puppy. Oh,
39:18here he goes.
39:19>> Oh, look at him.
39:21Some contractors come and finally fix
39:24the gas pump. I didn't even know
39:25something wrong was wrong with it. Um,
39:28along with your current duties, now you
39:30also need to help drivers by pumping
39:33gas. Yo, they don't fix the pump now.
39:35Now we got to Oh, [laughter]
39:37>> we shouldn't even said nothing. Oh lord,
39:39look at all these instructions on this
39:40thing.
39:41>> That's a lot. Ask the driver how you can
39:43help. Use the flashlight to search the
39:45CAR FOR SUSPICIOUS.
39:48Look up the license plate on the device.
39:50Wait. Oh, there's a device on this. Hey,
39:52it say it say ignore normal crimes. ONLY
39:54ACT UNDOC. SO IF SOMEBODY PULL A GUN on
39:57us, that's a normal crime and we
39:58supposed to just say we don't do
40:00nothing.
40:00>> That's crazy.
40:01>> Yeah, I guess so.
40:02>> All right, here we go.
40:03>> How you doing tonight?
40:04>> LET'S INSPECT.
40:05>> MY BAD. I DIDN'T
40:07>> WHAT? YOU OPEN THE DOOR. LET ME YO. HEY,
40:09HOW YOU DOING, SIR? WE GOT TO TALK TO
40:11HIM ANYWAY. HOLD ON. YOU TALK to
40:13>> Let me see what you up to.
40:14>> Let me see if there's anything.
40:15>> How may I help you today?
40:16>> It's a little bright in here. I can't
40:17even give me $13 of gas. What you trying
40:20to do? GO AROUND THE BLOCK. YOU AIN'T
40:22GOING TO GO [laughter] NOWHERE on eight.
40:24Look at his trunk. Look at his trunk.
40:29>> Um,
40:30new topic on load. Wait, hold up.
40:33>> Continue to ravage.
40:34>> What's up with that pile of guns?
40:36>> That's kind of wild. Check his permits.
40:38>> It's right here. What's his license
40:40plate? Read it off to me real quick.
40:41>> Uh, 04 LJ.
40:4504 LJ.
40:48>> How that's looking?
40:51>> He's 19 res registr Registration.
40:56[clears throat]
40:56>> What?
40:57>> Registration expiry 1994. Blue station
41:01wagon. Dirt marks on the lower exterior.
41:05>> Lower.
41:06>> Is there dirt marks on the lower
41:07exterior?
41:08>> Lower exterior. Dirt [music] mark. I
41:10mean, yeah, I think he's good. You know
41:12what? $13. I got a customer in here. You
41:15handle that. Hey, there's a rat. THERE'S
41:17A RAT IN
41:17>> THIS DUDE. MOONWALKING IN THE STORE.
41:19>> WHAT? [laughter]
41:22>> Where the gun at?
41:25>> HOLD ON. DON'T KILL HIM. HE'S LOOK, HE
41:26GROOVING.
41:27>> DANG. HEY. HEY.
41:30>> YO, THAT IS TOUGH.
41:32>> HEY, THAT'S CLEAN. He He doing that.
41:35Hey, maybe he just in a good mood. You
41:37know what? We
41:38>> He could Yeah, he could be.
41:39>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We going We going We
41:40going to check him out. We going to
41:41CHECK HIM OUT.
41:43BUENAS, AMIGO. HEY, COME THROUGH HIS
41:45THIGHS. UM, DON'T MIND ME. THESE FEET
41:49won't stop moving, baby. Okay, then he
41:52real happy. Now, let me see something.
41:54>> Yo,
41:54>> his name is Stean.
41:55>> I just heard something in the back.
41:56>> Morales. He He got his signature is a
41:59picture of ham and it say me on it. I
42:01kind of like this dude. I ain't going to
42:02lie to you.
42:03>> It does it really?
42:04>> Yep. Retired construction worker. He's
42:06very short.
42:08>> See, worked long years in construction.
42:11N dance. Okay. Damn. Hey. [laughter]
42:16>> Hey. He put effort into that picture
42:18though. I'm not going to lie. You see
42:19it? All right. We letting him go. Hey,
42:20he moonwalking out. He moonwalking out.
42:22>> He There you go. [laughter]
42:25That one killing it. We've got um What
42:29is going on with my computer? My joy
42:30saying kung I don't know what's going
42:32on. I think uh baby girl RIGHT HERE WITH
42:34THEM.
42:34>> COME BACK HERE.
42:37>> OKAY. Uh do I need the gun? I got one.
42:40>> YES.
42:42WHERE ARE YOU? BY THE DUMPSTER. QUICK.
42:44OH MY GOD. [screaming]
42:46OH. Oh no. Wait. What just happened?
42:52>> I think we need to We need to go inside.
42:54We need to go inside.
42:55>> Let's get inside.
42:55>> Close the door.
42:57>> Uh. Oh lord.
43:01Oh boy. Hey. Hey. Puppy. Kitty. Y'all
43:03stay safe in here. Okay. Hey. Hey. Hey.
43:05Hey. Confirm something with me. CAN YOU
43:07READ WHAT THAT SAY RIGHT THERE? UHUH. IT
43:09SAY WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT ARM IS WHAT
43:11HAND IS THAT TATTOO ON?
43:14>> Red eye on her left hand.
43:17>> That
43:17>> Let me ask HER ABOUT IT.
43:18>> WHAT HAND IS THAT?
43:19>> SHE SAYS SHE GOT IT RIGHT HERE. That's
43:20her.
43:24>> That's her right hand. You know what
43:25that means?
43:25>> Guess what?
43:27>> All right. Here we go.
43:29>> Let me go get the mop. Let me get the
43:31mop.
43:31>> Let me throw this down. Mop.
43:35>> Oh my. WAIT. THE DOG.
43:36>> [screaming]
43:39>> W EMPLOYEES. WE GOT TO START PAYING THEM
43:41FOR THAT. WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
43:42[screaming]
43:43>> WAIT, do we have to talk shop? I just
43:46got off work. A little bit of an
43:49attitude, but that's not
43:51>> really on anything. Yep.
43:53>> Yo,
43:55>> what happened?
43:57Oh, Lord.
44:00>> Yo, big dog.
44:03Hello. I'm Norbert. You shot me last
44:05time, but that's okay.
44:06>> Yo, hold up now. Back from the dead.
44:10>> Yeah.
44:11NO. HEY. [screaming]
44:12NO.
44:13>> HEY, LISTEN. HE SAID YOU WHAT? You
44:15wanted him to live? My bad. That's on
44:18me.
44:18>> I was going to buy some LEMONADE FOR
44:19YOU.
44:19>> HEY, NOW IT'S FREE. OKAY. UH, LET'S
44:21handle cuz outside. Yo, uh, shine your
44:24light and see if we got anything crazy
44:25in the car.
44:29>> Okay, LET ME SEE. Y, [screaming]
44:31SHOOT IT. UH UM UH
44:35OKAY. Uh let me get the sir. He just
44:38stole something. UH SOMEBODY ON THE
44:39PHONE.
44:40>> WHO CALLING? WHO CALL?
44:40>> SOMEBODY ON THE PHONE. WAIT. Uh okay.
44:43Let's answer this. Sup [ __ ] Yo, they
44:46calling ME A IT'S THE BOSS. OH, WE IN
44:48TROUBLE.
44:49>> HOW YOU DOING? OH MY GOD, [screaming]
44:50THERE'S A GANG OF RATS IN THE STORE.
44:53WHAT? CLEAR THEM OUT BEFORE THE NEXT
44:55customer [clears throat]
44:56and you get a bonus. YO, THEY WANT US TO
44:58CLEAR ALL THE RATS.
45:01OH MY GOD. ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST START
45:02UH LET'S START GRABBING. HOW MANY GRAB
45:04CAN YOU GRAB AT A TIME? THEY KIND OF
45:06CUTE. I DON'T WANT TO KILL THEM. ALL
45:07RIGHT, Y kill them. All right, here we
45:09go. Why is lagging?
45:10>> Oh, we got 40 seconds.
45:12>> I don't think we even do that. You got
45:13to start shooting things.
45:14>> OKAY, THAT'S IT. OH,
45:15>> I GOT TO DO IT. YO, there ain't no way.
45:17There's There's too many. We don't need
45:19a bazooka here. THERE WE GO. A PUPPY.
45:22DID HE HELP US?
45:23>> THEY SHOULD BE.
45:24>> OH, THEY EATING THEM. We Okay, it's a
45:27rap. Wait, how many left? Oh god, I GOT
45:28TO RELOAD. WE AIN'T GOT NO TIME. WE ONLY
45:31GOT 5 SECONDS.
45:31>> IT'S a wrap.
45:32>> It's a wrap. Oh my.
45:36Oh. Oh, it's a Oh, boy. Okay. Well,
45:40>> we good.
45:40>> Yeah. Uh, no. No, we didn't make it.
45:43Yeah. Take take a look at this.
45:47>> Uhhuh. Name is Isaac Warren.
45:50>> Yeah. Are you peeping him though?
45:54Oh, you talking about the you talking
45:55about the he got the upside down joint
45:57and his joint a little leaning to the
45:59left like that.
46:01>> I don't know.
46:02>> Let's look at him on the computer real
46:04quick. See what's up. HE'S A YOUTH.
46:06WAIT, NO. LOOK AT THE PICTURE VERSUS
46:08HIM.
46:09>> WHAT IT SAY?
46:10>> OKAY. YOU YOU want to do the honors? You
46:13want to do the honors?
46:14>> Yeah, go ahead.
46:15>> You want to You want to DO IT? YOU GOT
46:16ONE YOU GOT A GUN WITH YOU?
46:18>> Hold on. Here.
46:18>> No, I drop it there. I'll grab it.
46:20>> Handle that. Handle that. Let me let me
46:22Hey, let me grab the bag. Let me grab
46:23the bag. Okay, go for it. Go for it.
46:25>> Sir, you ain't going to feel a thing.
46:27Just one second. It's a real quick. HEY,
46:30HE TRIED TO FIGHT YOU on that, too.
46:31Hurry up before,
46:34>> man. I feel bad you shot the gnome at
46:36the lemonade that the [ __ ] is done.
46:38>> That's my bad. Okay, you know what? We
46:39about to see if we made a mistake with
46:41the gnome.
46:43>> Yeah. Yeah, we maybe maybe it wasn't a
46:45mistake.
46:45>> I mean, let's see. Okay. Okay.
46:47>> Did we Did we kill any humans? We could
46:49not kill any humans. You love to see it.
46:52>> So So your boy your boy Gnome, see that?
46:57>> Yeah.
46:58>> It had to be done.
46:59>> Had to be done.
47:00>> I My bad. I should have let you guy your
47:02lemonade and then shot him.
47:04>> No, you're good.
47:05>> Why is it raining blood?
47:07>> Um
47:09it's a new night. Check the notice
47:11board. Uh yo, this not the this not
47:13about to be a good night. Did Kitty and
47:15Puppy stay home? Cuz they're not here.
47:19Wait, did they?
47:20>> I don't know. I don't see him. LET'S
47:21CHECK THE BOARD. OH [screaming] GOD.
47:22>> I GUESS THEY DID.
47:25>> WAIT,
47:25>> THAT'S THE DENTIST. SHOOT HIM.
47:27>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
47:28WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HEY, be ready for
47:30anything. I don't know how quick he is.
47:32You a little too close to him.
47:35>> A little too close to him. Hold up. We
47:37ready.
47:38>> I don't know what's ABOUT TO POP OFF
47:40SOON AS I SHOOT THIS DUDE. HERE WE GO.
47:42Let me aim for the head.
47:45He eating him. Yo, he eating though.
47:48>> He straight eating though. Yeah.
47:50>> What?
47:50>> Um.
47:52>> Oh my.
47:52>> Do we just let him live?
47:53>> Let me Let me double check at close
47:54range. Okay. Okay. Let me check. Okay.
47:57>> Listen up, meattheads. They wrong for
47:59that. They didn't have to call us that.
48:00>> That's messed up.
48:01>> You might be wondering what that thing
48:03in the break room is. Don't worry. It's
48:05just A CORPSE.
48:06>> OH, WHAT?
48:06>> THE LOCAL MYSTIC told me that displaying
48:08it will help ward off doppelgangers.
48:11Just try to forget it's there.
48:13>> Okay. Let me see what you got on here.
48:15Oh, somebody here. A HAT.
48:16>> YOU GOT A NEW HAT. UH, you know what?
48:19>> That's good though because it's got
48:22Wait, how am I looking? LET ME SEE.
48:24WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT? OH, I'M
48:26SHOOTING.
48:27>> MY BAD.
48:28>> YEAH, YOU were shooting.
48:29>> Oh, I got a c.
48:30>> Okay, here we go.
48:31>> Oh, I need to buy another plant cuz
48:32they're unhapp Oh.
48:34>> Oh, boy.
48:34>> Hey, buddy. Look at you working hard.
48:36Love that energy.
48:37>> Um, queso.
48:39>> Yeah.
48:40>> Did you look at his eyes?
48:44What? Cassie, in the in the mail, it
48:47says a it's a blood moon tonight, which
48:49means guaranteed entity attack.
48:52>> Oh, boy.
48:52>> We're cooked.
48:53>> Elementary school gym teacher always
48:56smiling. He's blind on his left eye.
49:01>> Hey, this one blind on both eyes,
49:02though.
49:05>> Hey, K. So, let me now listen listen.
49:09BECAUSE HE'S BLIND ON both eyes, he
49:11ain't gonna see this coming.
49:14All right, let's get it.
49:16>> Oh my god.
49:18>> Here we go.
49:19>> BYE.
49:20>> YO.
49:21>> ALL RIGHT,
49:22>> THAT IS CRAZY.
49:23>> I'm telling you that WAS A DOUBLE
49:25GANGANGER.
49:25>> STRAIGHT UP. [screaming]
49:27>> That was a doubleganger right there. I'm
49:29telling you right now.
49:30>> Yeah, I think you're right, dog. I think
49:31that was a doppelganger though. Hold on.
49:33>> Oh my god. The thing scared me.
49:34>> How you doing, officer? I'm outside. Oh,
49:36Dashy, there's there's a there's still a
49:37piece OF MEAT ON THE on the counter.
49:40>> Oh, my luck. Wait, JUST PUT IT IN HIS
49:42BAG.
49:42>> HELLO, DEAR. Just picking up a few
49:44things for my husband, Harold.
49:46>> ID.
49:48>> Uh-huh.
49:49>> English teacher. She's an English
49:51teacher.
49:52>> I teach English at the high school,
49:55juniors mostly. Shakespeare and worn out
49:58pencils. All right. Why she seems so
50:00sad?
50:00>> She always spends She always spends
50:03exactly $13. And she does have $13 worth
50:06of stuff. Lonely. Wait, WHOA, WHOA,
50:08WHOA, WHOA,
50:08>> WHOA,
50:11wait a second.
50:14>> Shoot her. SHOOT HER. SHE [screaming]
50:15AIN'T GOT NO HUG.
50:16>> YEP. OKAY, let me throw this out. Did I
50:18miss a limb? CUZ I DO USE A. NO, YOU'RE
50:21GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. THERE'S A WHOLE COW
50:22IN HERE.
50:23>> IT DISAPPEARED.
50:26>> HUH?
50:26>> Am I
50:29>> Uh, wait, wait. Do you have any ideas
50:31for something I could give my sister?
50:33Her name is Mia and she's getting
50:35married soon. Uh, ma'am, hold that
50:37thought. Let me go throw this out.
50:39>> Why is she asking all these questions?
50:40>> I don't know. That's a weird question to
50:42ask.
50:43>> She often keeps her hair in a bun. She
50:45got her hair in a bun.
50:46>> It's in It's in a bun. It's in a bun.
50:48>> Okay. And she always wears her blue
50:51necklace. She got a blue necklace.
50:52>> Let me double check that. Okay. Uh, it's
50:55a little faint, but yeah, it's there.
50:57It's there.
50:58>> Blue necklace. Okay. I think she's good
51:00to go. Okay.
51:00>> I just heard something.
51:03What?
51:04>> You're good to go, ma'am. You have a
51:05great night. Thank you.
51:06>> All right. Oh. Oh, boy. Boss calling us.
51:10GG. We're cooked.
51:11>> Uh, evening, dumb, bro. You see that
51:14post on the computer about the Oh,
51:17maintenance just called. The rain's
51:18messing with it. Make it.
51:21It'll take some extra time to open the
51:23night. But, uh, yo, he he talking a
51:25little too fast. Anyway, the
51:28>> crazy fast.
51:29>> What? What? Yeah, the creepy painting I
51:32set up in the break room. I left I left
51:35you a note.
51:36>> Hello.
51:37>> Creepy painting.
51:38>> I don't know what he's talking about.
51:40>> All right. Well,
51:42>> oh, that is creepy.
51:44>> Hold on. Let me get rid of this rat real
51:45quick. Well, let me see what he's
51:46talking about.
51:47>> Look how creepy this painting is.
51:48>> Oh, I don't like that at all. What
51:50happened to the um
51:52>> What happened to the uh fake uh thing
51:54that was uh
51:55>> Yeah, I don't know where I don't know
51:56where he went. LOOK WHAT I GOT. DASHY,
51:59LOOK. THERE'S LIKE A STAIN OR SOMETHING
52:00RIGHT HERE. WE CAN JUST USE THIS.
52:02>> OH, HOW YOU DOING?
52:04>> DANG.
52:05>> Can you use it on the rack?
52:06>> That's great. I like that. Yeah, I don't
52:08think you can. BUT
52:09>> HEY, MAN. LOOK SH THESE STOCK.
52:12>> WAIT, THAT'S THE SAME LADY. YO, THE
52:15FIRST ONE WAS A DOUBLE GANGER. This
52:17might be the real one. Just picking up a
52:19few things myself tonight. Look,
52:22Judith. Yeah, she's right. Yeah, she she
52:25is the real one. We're good. English
52:27teacher always spends $13. Lonely widow.
52:32>> I teach the highest $13.
52:35>> Okay. Okay. Let me just check one more.
52:38>> I'm restocking some shells real quick.
52:39Dashy, one second. How you doing, sir?
52:41>> Yes, I'm a widow. Lost Harold last year.
52:43>> I know YOU DID JUST LITTER IN FRONT OF
52:44ME, SIR. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
52:46>> Handle that.
52:47>> Yeah, she good.
52:51>> This dude just walked in front of me and
52:52lit. Uh uh. Uh case
52:56it's about sh
53:00I'm
53:00>> putting the hot sauce up here.
53:01>> We going to need to board the stuff.
53:03>> Have mercy. We are cooking.
53:04>> We going to need to board. Wait, hold
53:05up.
53:07>> Board that. Okay, that's boarded.
53:10>> Yep. Nice.
53:10>> ARE YOU DOING TRAPS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
53:13>> YEP. YEAH, I'm doing traps. Yeah.
53:14>> Okay, let's put one back here in the
53:16back door.
53:18>> We are products.
53:21>> Okay, let me board also board this up.
53:26Nice.
53:28>> Let me see.
53:28>> Yeah. Board the uh board the UH THE
53:29BATHROOM DOOR.
53:30>> YEAH. YEAH. GOT IT.
53:33>> OKAY. YOU GOT A GUN ON YOU?
53:34>> ALL RIGHT. Uh I I bought a submachine
53:37gun. Wait till it comes over. We can
53:38both buy one.
53:39>> Okay. Bet.
53:39>> Yeah. [laughter]
53:41>> I think we can anyway.
53:42>> Uh it's not.
53:43>> WHEN IS THE WEAPONS?
53:44>> WAIT. YEAH. WHY IS THAT POPPING UP? I'M
53:46THE ONLY ONE WITH A GUN AND YOU KNOW MY
53:47AIM NOT THAT GOOD.
53:50>> Oh boy.
53:52>> Oh boy. Surely it's about to open.
53:54>> Uh I think it would need to hide.
53:56>> I think it would have opened already.
53:59>> Oh man.
54:00>> What's going on?
54:00>> We in trouble.
54:02>> Maybe it starts now.
54:04>> Or like when when it when the time runs
54:06out. Where the gun at? I ain't got a gun
54:08yet.
54:09>> Oh no. Oh, where is it? Where is it?
54:15>> Oh, it's getting hurt.
54:18>> Yo, IT'S LIKE A BABY. IT'S THAT BABY.
54:20IT'S A BABY.
54:22OH MY GOD. [screaming]
54:29OH MY GOD. YO, I'M [screaming] DYING.
54:34Oh my god. YO, WHERE'S CASE? CASE, YOU
54:36GOOD?
54:37>> YES, HE HIT THE MEDKIT. HIT THE MED.
54:39>> WHERE IS IT? OH, OKAY. WAIT, WAIT. LET
54:41ME GO AROUND THE CORNER.
54:41>> KEEP SHOOTING. LOCK THE GUN.
54:45Where's the med kit?
54:47Keep shooting the dash. KEEP SHOOTING.
54:50OH GOD.
54:52SHOOT IT. [screaming] SHOOT IT.
54:56OH, THERE GO THE GUNS. [screaming] GET
54:58THE GUNS. I GOT A GUN.
55:06>> WAIT, LET ME GET A SEMI.
55:08WHERE MY semi-automatic weapon?
55:12[screaming]
55:13HOW DO I GET ONE, TOO?
55:17>> He over here doing work.
55:20OH MY LORD. WHERE HE AT?
55:23>> HE GO. HE GO.
55:25>> OH MY LORD. YO, YOU HANDLED THAT. I NEED
55:27TO GET ONE OF THOSE.
55:28>> THE LOUDEST I KNOW. THAT WAS THE LOUDEST
55:32NOISE EVER. OKAY, WE GOOD.
55:34>> YEP.
55:36Let's get
55:40[screaming]
55:43[groaning]
55:47jammed.
55:48>> [screaming]
55:48>> THE GUN IS JAMMED.
55:50>> GET THE
55:52>> GUN JAM. OH GOD, HE'S AFTER ME. G.
55:57[screaming]
55:57>> OH MY
56:00GOD.
56:08>> This man took the bus to our job.
56:12[laughter]
56:12>> That is crazy, bro.
56:15>> Look at Hey, look at that though. No
56:17humans killed.
56:18>> Hey, that's clean. Do I pull detection
56:21hardware? This is the emote scope.
56:25It reads
56:25>> it reads customers emotions
56:28and allows you to question them on their
56:31emotion.
56:33It's 100% accurate.
56:36Some doublegangers are able to replicate
56:39human emotions. Some can't.
56:41>> There's a new creature that you can only
56:43take damage when you look in directly at
56:45it. What? Wait, wait, wait. So, don't
56:48look at the creature.
56:50>> I think you got to look AT THE CREATURE.
56:52>> YOU GOT TO LOOK AT THE CREATURE. Hold
56:54on. Let me scan her real quick. Let me
56:55scan her. See what she talking about.
57:00Craving human flesh. Yo. Yo. Hey. HEY.
57:04YOU HAVE OH, WAIT. YOU NOT EVEN GOING TO
57:07QUESTION HER? [screaming]
57:08>> SHE A CANNIBAL.
57:09>> YOU EVEN GOING TO QUESTION THAT?
57:12>> NO. SHE WAS CRAVING. YO, A G Wagon just
57:15pulled up. HOLD. [screaming]
57:18>> UH, excuse you. OH MY GOD.
57:21>> SEE, SEE, SEE. They always asking for
57:24it. Uh, okay. You handle the gnome.
57:28I'mma see what's good with Darla right
57:30here.
57:31>> Okay. What you want, man?
57:34>> May I park here? No, you cannot.
57:37>> Did you just kill him? Oh my lord.
57:39>> YEAH, HE WAS BLOCKING THE DOOR. THE
57:41CUSTOMERS COULDN'T GET IN HERE.
57:42>> UH-OH. UH-OH. OH, boss call. Boss call.
57:46>> Wake up. It's a man above the boss. Oh,
57:49yo, it's from corporate. Customers have
57:52been complaining about stink coming from
57:54the woods behind the store. I figured it
57:58was a dead raccoon, but nope. Liams and
58:00all of that. Um, so you're going out
58:04there. Uh,
58:07>> oh, one one more thing. I think I saw
58:10something roaming around the forest. Yo,
58:12they want us to go to the forest behind
58:14the shop.
58:15>> Oh my goodness. Let's go.
58:17>> Uh, wait. Do you have a gun?
58:19>> I got this. Yep. GG.
58:22>> Oh boy.
58:24Oh boy. Yo, why you got real quiet?
58:30>> We need some trash bags. I'm going to go
58:32grab those.
58:32>> Oh, you going TO LEAVE ME ALONE? WAIT.
58:35>> HEY, HOLD ON. LET ME TURN THE TRASH BAG.
58:37>> OKAY. YEAH. YEAH. OKAY. All right. Here
58:38we go.
58:40We are cooked.
58:42>> Let me
58:42>> There's that one.
58:44>> Somebody in the shop.
58:45>> How many more is there?
58:46>> Oh my lord. Yo, how deal was that?
58:49>> Yo, I hear something. YO. YO, YOU KNOW
58:51WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN. And And then
58:54I need the FL. Look how dark it is
58:56without this.
58:57>> We need more though.
58:58>> Yeah, there might be some deeper um the
59:00other way.
59:01>> Come on. Let's go back.
59:04Come here. I think I seen some over
59:05here.
59:07>> All right. Here we go.
59:09I Yo, there's something.
59:11>> GG.
59:13Where did I see I seen something? Give
59:16me a second. Let's just go.
59:17>> I'mma follow you.
59:18>> Yeah. Yeah. Come over. Come this way.
59:20>> We got CUSTOMERS. I GOT SOME YEAH. YEAH.
59:22YEAH. YEAH.
59:23>> YEAH. YEAH.
59:24>> BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. Five more.
59:26>> Let me Let's go. HOW DEEP ARE THESE
59:28WOODS? I have no idea.
59:32>> Oh. Yo, they go some RIGHT HERE.
59:33>> OH, YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. ONE UP.
59:35[screaming]
59:36AH. UM.
59:39>> WHAT WAS THAT? WE JUST NEED three more.
59:42We can get out of here.
59:46Oh my goodness. Where they at?
59:47>> YO, RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. COME HERE.
59:50>> OKAY.
59:53BOOM. Let's look back here real quick.
59:56Oh, here's one over here.
59:57>> All right. QUICKLY.
59:59>> LAST ONE right here.
59:59>> QUICKLY. LET'S LET'S leave quick. Come
1:00:01here.
1:00:01>> Yeah. We're out of here. Coming out of
1:00:03here.
1:00:03>> Just follow the light. Yeah.
1:00:05>> Okay. Okay. Oh, now it's thundering.
1:00:06>> We are out of here. [screaming]
1:00:09>> Oh my lord.
1:00:10>> Yo, I'm out of stamina.
1:00:13>> I'm running.
1:00:15>> Oh my lord.
1:00:17>> HOP THAT FENCE. CAN'T HOP.
1:00:18>> NOPE.
1:00:20OKAY,
1:00:22let's go.
1:00:23>> Okay, there's a customer here ringing
1:00:25the bell like we ain't busy.
1:00:26>> Okay. Oh, it's a baby girl customer. All
1:00:28right.
1:00:29>> Um, Lisa, what's good, Lisa? Uh, good
1:00:31evening. Do you have any ideas uh for
1:00:34something I could get? Wait, wait a
1:00:36second. Wait a second. Wait a second.
1:00:37Wait a second.
1:00:38>> Wait, that's oddly familiar to the other
1:00:40one?
1:00:40>> Wait a second. Her name's Mia. Oh, wait.
1:00:43So, this is the twin. Wait, wait, wait,
1:00:44wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm confused.
1:00:48>> Uh-uh.
1:00:49>> I'm confused a bit. Let's check out her
1:00:51ID.
1:00:52>> Hold up now. Unemployed. Often keeps
1:00:56hair in a bun. Always wears a blue
1:00:59necklace. Let me ask her about Well, I'm
1:01:01trying. Huh? Wait a second.
1:01:05>> Where's her hair in a bun?
1:01:07>> Yeah. Yeah, it's in a bun.
1:01:11But now I'm confused because she said
1:01:14it. I don't remember the other girl's
1:01:16name.
1:01:17>> Wait, let me talk to her again. Her name
1:01:19was uh Lisa, too.
1:01:20>> Let's check this machine. What the Wait,
1:01:22wait, let me put the flashlight down.
1:01:23Yeah, check the machine.
1:01:24>> I'm I'm scanning her.
1:01:25>> Check her. What it say?
1:01:27>> Anxious, ma'am. Why you anxious?
1:01:30>> Huh?
1:01:32>> Lisa Cannon.
1:01:35>> Huh?
1:01:36>> Somebody just blew up that bathroom. I
1:01:39heard it from here.
1:01:42Lord have mercy.
1:01:45>> Let me see. All right, I'll clean it up.
1:01:49>> See what you want to do about Lisa right
1:01:51there.
1:01:52>> I think she's good, bro. I'm not going
1:01:54to lie.
1:01:56[sighs]
1:01:57But it's weird because the other twin
1:02:01said, "Do you know what I should get my
1:02:03sister for?" So they both get married.
1:02:07>> Do you have
1:02:08>> Is this a bun or a ponytail?
1:02:11>> THAT'S THROWING ME OFF.
1:02:12>> OH, DAMN. [laughter]
1:02:17>> All right. Well,
1:02:18>> I It had to be It had to be done. I
1:02:20CAN'T TAKE NO CHANCES. IT'S ONLY A $15
1:02:23charge if I was wrong. [laughter]
1:02:27Oh lord. All right, get ready to grab
1:02:29things. All right, here we go. Uh, let
1:02:31me GRAB SOME TRAPS.
1:02:32>> TWO OF THEM.
1:02:33>> Oh my lord.
1:02:36>> We're good.
1:02:38>> Okay,
1:02:39>> we're good. Lock in. Lock in.
1:02:41>> Yep.
1:02:43Here we go. Okay, now let me do this
1:02:45door right here. Why is the whole thing
1:02:47shaking?
1:02:49>> Because the uh the the the blinky wall
1:02:51came open.
1:02:52>> Oh, okay. Uh, you know what? Let me
1:02:54handle this uh flamethrower one time.
1:02:56You got A GUN?
1:02:57>> OH YEAH.
1:02:58>> YEAH, I GOT A BLICKIE ON ME.
1:02:59>> OKAY, I'mma throw that there if you want
1:03:01to have two of them. Let me see.
1:03:03>> What else do we got?
1:03:06>> OH [screaming] NO, I STEPPED ON THE
1:03:08DENT.
1:03:08>> DID YOU STEP ON A TRIP, BRO? Stepped on
1:03:10the
1:03:11>> lord. What's my health?
1:03:13>> Let me see. 70. All right, let me just
1:03:17open this in case I need it.
1:03:21Let me just keep that open.
1:03:22>> Down. Lock in.
1:03:24>> I'm going to keep that open.
1:03:26>> Dash, come get in the vent with me real
1:03:27quick until they come out.
1:03:28>> Say less.
1:03:31All right. Hey, this a little beat.
1:03:36>> Hold on. It's kicking us out. We got to
1:03:37wait.
1:03:37>> Oh, for real.
1:03:38>> Come out. Come out. Come out.
1:03:39>> Yeah. Look, that's the doodoo. Sh.
1:03:48>> Uh. OH MY GOD. WHOA.
1:03:52WHAT A LONG [screaming] TIME.
1:03:57I'M DOWN. RELOADING. [screaming] I'M
1:04:00DOWN.
1:04:04>> He doing work.
1:04:06>> Reloading.
1:04:08>> Are y'all seeing this? Yo. Oh my god.
1:04:11YO, IT'S TOO RISKY. IT'S TOO RISKY.
1:04:13HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS. YO, IT'S TOO
1:04:14RISKY. HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS.
1:04:18Just keep running and shooting.
1:04:22Oh my god.
1:04:27RELOADING. YO, JUST KEEP GOING. JUST
1:04:30KEEP GOING.
1:04:33Oh my lord.
1:04:41DASHY. [screaming]
1:04:42>> YEAH.
1:04:44YO, JUST KEEP GOING.
1:04:47RELOADING.
1:04:51RELOADING.
1:04:57>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. It says eliminate
1:04:59remaining creatures. There's more
1:05:00creatures out here.
1:05:04>> Are you back alive?
1:05:05>> NO, I'M STILL DOWN, BUT HANDLE THE
1:05:06CREATURES.
1:05:08>> I don't know how to kill it.
1:05:10>> Is that the one that we got to look at?
1:05:14>> I'm looking at him. He don't move if I
1:05:15look at him.
1:05:17>> Oh boy.
1:05:20Dashy, come here.
1:05:21>> Wait, where are you?
1:05:21>> Call up here. Crawl up here. CRAWL UP
1:05:22HERE. WHERE?
1:05:23>> CRAWL UP HERE TO ME.
1:05:24>> WHERE ARE YOU?
1:05:24>> AT THE FRONT DOOR. FRONT DOOR. FRONT
1:05:26DOOR.
1:05:26>> OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. I'm coming. I'm
1:05:27coming. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I'm
1:05:29This is as fast as I could go right
1:05:31here.
1:05:33Okay. Hold up. Maybe we Maybe we got to
1:05:36try the flamethrower on him. All right.
1:05:38RE REVIVE ME. REVIVE. OH, he's coming.
1:05:40Revive me. One second. One second.
1:05:48That's smart.
1:05:51All right, I got the flamethrower on me.
1:05:55>> All right, look away from him real
1:05:56quick.
1:05:57>> Okay. Okay.
1:05:59OH, [screaming]
1:06:01>> HEY,
1:06:02>> LET'S GO.
1:06:03>> THAT THAT IQ CRAZY ON THAT ONE.
1:06:06>> THAT IQ WAS CRAZY ON THAT ONE. I SEE YOU
1:06:08ON THAT ONE.
1:06:08>> WE GOT IT DONE, BABY.
1:06:10>> I SEE YOU ON THAT ONE. OKAY. AND THE
1:06:12QUARTER WAS ONLY 55. LET'S GO, BABY.
1:06:14COME ON, MAN.
1:06:16>> Too easy.
1:06:17>> Okay, it's a good thing we killed uh
1:06:20that OTHER ONE. OH, YO,
1:06:22>> THEY WITH US THIS TIME.
1:06:24>> OKAY.
1:06:24>> All right, let's read the note and see
1:06:25what we got for today.
1:06:26>> Yeah. Calendar killer to strike
1:06:28tomorrow.
1:06:31Residents urged to stay indoors as the
1:06:348th approaches with the calendar killer
1:06:37known to target eight victims on the
1:06:39eighth of each. Okay, so he gonna kill
1:06:42eight people that night. That's crazy.
1:06:44>> We are cook boss call. That's what you
1:06:46talking about. Took you long enough to
1:06:48pick up. Damn, you have to spray the
1:06:50phone. I couldn't find a phone. My
1:06:52[laughter] bad.
1:06:54>> A friend of mine is swinging by. Wait,
1:06:58wait. He said something about a friend
1:06:59of his is swinging by. If you if you
1:07:02heard her, yo, he said if you heard her,
1:07:04it's a wrap for us. Our jobs is done.
1:07:07>> Okay.
1:07:07>> I I didn't read what the friend was
1:07:09talking, but it looked like or nothing.
1:07:11I'm out here making moves while you're
1:07:12still stuck in the rat race. Who does
1:07:14this dude think he is?
1:07:16>> Let me see. Let me Let me check his ID.
1:07:19Rick Rickron 3000. That's what That's
1:07:21WHAT HE SIGNED AS.
1:07:22>> WHAT?
1:07:23>> MY MAN SAID HE SIGNED THAT AS 3000.
1:07:27>> That's crazy.
1:07:28>> You ain't cool, bro.
1:07:29>> College dropout. One lazy eye. Okay.
1:07:33Hey, is one of his eyes lazy as hell?
1:07:35Check the eyes.
1:07:38Check the Hey. Hey. Hey. One of them
1:07:39eyes. Both them eyes look normal to me.
1:07:43>> Look at the eyes.
1:07:44>> Yeah. No, they normal. Yeah, they
1:07:45normal.
1:07:46>> So, guess what? You know what needs to
1:07:47happen now? You know what needs to
1:07:49happen?
1:07:49>> Wait, hold on now.
1:07:50>> What? What? What? What? What? What?
1:07:51What? What?
1:07:52>> What's it say? Let me ask about it.
1:07:55Yeah, kill him. Ah. Yo, you scared me.
1:07:59You was looking. Sir, DID YOU STEAL
1:08:00SOMETHING?
1:08:01>> UH, YO, PEEP HER LEG OUT. PEEP HER LEG.
1:08:06K CASE, LOOK AT HER LEG. SHE HITTING A
1:08:09STANKY LEG ON HER. WHAT'S GO
1:08:12>> uh Let me just get these. Thanks. Hey,
1:08:15she kind of look a little bit like that
1:08:16one actress uh uh Jennifer Gardner a
1:08:21little bit. Hold up. Hold up. Which
1:08:22Wait, wait. So, the left leg is long.
1:08:24Let me look. Okay,
1:08:26>> it's right.
1:08:27>> That is right.
1:08:29Occupation college student, community
1:08:31college, technically. Okay, technically.
1:08:35What that mean? Do we have the little
1:08:36machine? You know, we don't have the
1:08:37little machine.
1:08:38>> We don't. I think she's good, though.
1:08:41>> She good. She good. Maybe she got into
1:08:42like some sort of an accident or
1:08:44something. I don't know. So, you know,
1:08:45just let
1:08:46>> All right, ma'am. You have a good night.
1:08:47Thank you.
1:08:48>> Do your thing, ma'am.
1:08:50>> What's that noise?
1:08:51>> I don't know. It's Is it coming FROM THE
1:08:52VENTS?
1:08:53>> WHAT IS SHE DOING? SHE DRINKING GAS.
1:08:56[screaming]
1:08:57SHE DRINKING the
1:09:00>> Yep. Natasha Lynn,
1:09:05night shift bartender.
1:09:08Yeah, the bars only open at night. Means
1:09:10I'm a night owl. Same as you. Okay.
1:09:13Okay. Let me see what else it say.
1:09:15>> Often in makeup.
1:09:18>> Okay.
1:09:19>> Makeup makes tips flow a little more
1:09:22favorably at work. Let me see what else.
1:09:25>> Okay, ma'am. YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. OH, MY
1:09:27BAD. MY BAD. I THOUGHT you were good. My
1:09:29bad.
1:09:29>> It's fine. It's fine cuz she I I I
1:09:31didn't catch exactly what she said at
1:09:33the beginning. I just want to see if I
1:09:34caught her lying or not, but it's all
1:09:36right.
1:09:36>> OH, I WAS HIT FOR 20 COINS.
1:09:40>> Say what? Oh, you over here spinning.
1:09:42You over here gambling. Hey, hey, HEY,
1:09:43WE GOT HEY, HEY, HEY. WE GOT SOMEBODY
1:09:46NOW with a shorter right leg. The same.
1:09:49Oh, hold up. N this. Hey, get ready. Get
1:09:52ready. Hey,
1:09:53>> THIS DUDE JUST IN HIS DRAWS.
1:09:55>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HEY, YO, I'm a
1:09:57little confused now. Remember the
1:09:59manager said he
1:10:00>> this dude just stole something.
1:10:03>> What is happening? YO,
1:10:05>> THAT DUDE JUST STOLE SOME.
1:10:07>> But was he a doubleganger though?
1:10:09>> I don't know. But it said items returned
1:10:11$10 worth. So I did it right.
1:10:13>> Okay. I mean then we only lost five if
1:10:16that's the case. Um
1:10:18>> yeah, right leg is shorter than left
1:10:20leg.
1:10:21>> Right leg shorter than left leg.
1:10:24>> Wait, that matches up.
1:10:26>> Was born with it. I've gotten used to it
1:10:27at this point. But dang, what did the
1:10:30manager say, though? See? All right. You
1:10:33know what? I'mma let her go. I hope she
1:10:35wasn't a double ganganger, but I don't
1:10:36cuz I don't remember what he said.
1:10:39>> You have a good night, ma'am. Thank you.
1:10:40Ignore that. That was ketchup. Sorry.
1:10:42>> Let me check her hair real quick.
1:10:43>> Get back the items.
1:10:45>> Okay. She
1:10:46>> That's the way I already told you I
1:10:47didn't take anything. Oh, was that So,
1:10:49>> oh, what? You over here just killing
1:10:51people.
1:10:51>> HE DID STEAL SOMETHING. NO, HE HE STOLE
1:10:53SOMETHING. HE TOLD A LIE TO ME AND TELL
1:10:54ME HE DIDN'T STEAL NOTHING. OH MY LORD.
1:10:56>> HEY SIR, YOU STOLE SOME TOO, DIDN'T YOU?
1:10:59>> Anything for Lil Lee and can.
1:11:03Okay.
1:11:05I mean,
1:11:07I don't see nothing wrong here.
1:11:10>> I'mma let her go. How's that gas station
1:11:13grind treating you?
1:11:15>> Hey. Hey. This the real DUDE WITH THE
1:11:17LAZY EYE.
1:11:18>> YEAH. YEAH.
1:11:19>> I'm out here making moves while you're
1:11:21still stuck in the rat race. Okay. He
1:11:23didn't have to be rude.
1:11:23>> You ain't making no moves. We We making
1:11:26more money than you do. We make bread up
1:11:29here.
1:11:29>> ONLY THING MOVING IS THAT EYE.
1:11:31>> WHAT do I What do we think about THIS
1:11:32ONE? HEY, CHAD.
1:11:33>> DID HE GRAB SOMETHING?
1:11:35>> Y'ALL THINK I SHOULD KILL THIS DUDE? HE
1:11:36DIDN'T BUY TWO PACKS OF COOKIES and then
1:11:38say he always buy two packs of cookies.
1:11:41>> Chad, what y'all think?
1:11:44NO. NO. HEY, I LIED. I LIED. USUALLY
1:11:47BUYS. USUALLY.
1:11:49OKAY. You know what?
1:11:51>> Okay. So, yeah, we'll let him go.
1:11:52>> He didn't say he doesn't say always. So,
1:11:54let's let's let him go.
1:11:55>> Yeah. You have a good one, sir.
1:11:58>> You had to stop.
1:11:58>> Don't come back either. Yeah, I did. I
1:12:00don't like that, dude. He always be
1:12:01disrespectful.
1:12:02>> Oh, here we go. Okay, time to lock in.
1:12:05Here we go. THREE OF THEM.
1:12:07>> THREE. WE SUCK. [laughter]
1:12:13>> Oh boy.
1:12:16Oh boy.
1:12:19Let me board this up.
1:12:22All right.
1:12:24Uh,
1:12:26what weapon you going for?
1:12:28>> I went pistol and submachine gun.
1:12:30>> All right.
1:12:33>> Oh, no.
1:12:36Wait, let me reset it. Let me reset it.
1:12:42There we go.
1:12:44All right. Let me go uh flamethrower.
1:12:48And I already have a gun, so we good.
1:12:51>> We good.
1:12:52>> Okay. All right.
1:12:55>> All right,
1:12:55>> we're good. Lock in.
1:13:12>> Yo, it's that thing again.
1:13:15>> Yep. How's my health?
1:13:19[screaming]
1:13:20>> OH MY GOD.
1:13:22OH, I'M ABOUT TO BE DOWN. I'M ABOUT TO
1:13:23BE DOWN.
1:13:28RELOADING.
1:13:30YO, WE NEED THE TRAP CUZ Oh my god.
1:13:36[screaming]
1:13:37Hold on. Hold on. Oh no.
1:13:41Reload.
1:13:42>> OH MY GOD. I'M DEAD. [screaming] OH, I'M
1:13:43DOWN. I'M DOWN.
1:13:47RELOADING. [screaming]
1:13:50My lord. Okay, I got my eye on this dude
1:13:52right here.
1:13:56Oh my god.
1:13:59RELOADING.
1:14:03YO, same strategy. Same strategy.
1:14:06[screaming]
1:14:07>> Yeah, keep looking at him, Dashy. KEEP
1:14:09LOOKING AT HIM.
1:14:09>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. RIGHT. I'M HERE.
1:14:10I'm here.
1:14:15>> Oh my lord. Grab a trap.
1:14:18>> Okay, Dashy.
1:14:19>> Yeah. Look away
1:14:20>> right now.
1:14:22>> Yeah, go ahead and then I'm going to
1:14:24look away.
1:14:24>> It doesn't matter. Okay, he dead. He
1:14:26dead. He dead.
1:14:27>> Got him.
1:14:27>> Okay.
1:14:28>> Okay. Here we go.
1:14:33>> Yo, look at this dude. It's like Mecha
1:14:34Chameleon right here. LOOK AT THIS GUY.
1:14:36GOOD SPOT. [screaming]
1:14:37>> WHAT THE?
1:14:39>> That's tough.
1:14:41Wow.
1:14:42>> Do we need TO BE SCARED OF THIS CAR? Cuz
1:14:45>> No, I think he chilling.
1:14:47>> Huh? Are we good?
1:14:50[groaning]
1:14:55Uh,
1:14:59what was that?
1:15:01>> What just happened?
1:15:03>> I HAVE NO IDEA. WE'RE ALIVE THOUGH.
1:15:05GOLLY, we got some bread.
1:15:07>> No humans.
1:15:10>> We did kill humans, but we let like
1:15:11three what? Three of them through at
1:15:13least. Okay, so who did we let through?
1:15:15Okay. Louisa was a doppelganger. Natasha
1:15:18was a doppelganger as well.
1:15:20>> Huh. Wait, wait.
1:15:22>> So was Martha, man.
1:15:23>> The left leg was extremely in low gate.
1:15:25So she was a double Oh, snap.
1:15:29>> Really? I thought that matched up.
1:15:32>> Uh, she's been working since the morning
1:15:34but work as a bartender. Oh, we didn't
1:15:37catch that lie.
1:15:40See? Oh, THAT WAS THE ONE THAT I WANTED.
1:15:41IS THIS THE one that I wanted to read
1:15:43what she said at the beginning? Because
1:15:45look, it says that
1:15:46>> that was my fault. Yeah,
1:15:48>> she calls them Lee and Ken, but the
1:15:50database list. Wait, wait, where the the
1:15:53kid's name was on the data.
1:15:56>> So, you really got to do like some
1:15:57investigating to get these right, I
1:15:59guess. I don't know.
1:16:00>> That's crazy. Yo, it's to be continue on
1:16:03this one.
1:16:04>> Yeah, 100%.
1:16:06>> It's to be continue on this one. We got
1:16:07to get through all 13 nights. We We got
1:16:09Let me see. Let Let me do a little math
1:16:11real quick. We did seven, right? It's
1:16:14out of 13. Okay, so we got eight n I'm
1:16:17not using my fingers. Eight, nine, 10,
1:16:2011, 12, 13. That's six nights left.
1:16:24>> Sixth.
1:16:25>> Six.
1:16:26>> Sixth of them.
1:16:26>> Oh, you killed that.
1:16:28>> Sixth.
1:16:29>> Yeah.
1:16:29>> Yeah, you did.
1:16:30>> Sixth.
1:16:31>> THAT'S RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, MY BOYS. I'MMA
1:16:32END IT RIGHT THERE. I'MMA SEE Y'ALL
1:16:34SOON. SHOUTS OUT TO THE HOMIE QUESO. AND
1:16:37WE DEFINITELY GOT TO FINISH this one cuz
1:16:39we almost there. And I just checked and
1:16:40it did save the file so we could
1:16:42definitely continue. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
1:16:44I'M GOING SEE Y'ALL SOON. THUMBS UP. MY
1:16:46VOICE IS GONE. THIS WAS I'VE been
1:16:47recording for about in case y'all
1:16:48wondering about 2 hours 40 minutes. So I
1:16:52don't know how I'm about to chop this
1:16:53up, but we ABOUT TO SEE. HER BOY. DOWN.

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