Dark Life of a Vegan — Transcript

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1. 0:14just some cabbage and lettuce we have
2. 0:16been eating these for months now can't
3. 0:18we have anything better to eat big bro
4. 0:21better like what pizzas
5. 0:24Burgers yes and some fried chicken wood
6. 0:27wake up to reality Wonder inflation is
7. 0:29added speak you shouldn't be surprised
8. 0:32if we have to graze grass
9. 0:34soon are we cows yes we have to become
10. 0:38if we want to
11. 0:40survive I don't want to eat these
12. 0:43vegetables big bro get me a pizza these
13. 0:46are the only cheap things available at
14. 0:48supermarket we can't afford
15. 0:56pizzas the world has changed or rather
16. 1:00it has become expensive or maybe we have
17. 1:03become poor I don't mind as long as I
18. 1:06have beer even inflation cannot affect
19. 1:09beer by the way why the hell did our
20. 1:12town become
21. 1:13vegan what did you expect Zuma meat
22. 1:16prices have
23. 1:17skyrocketed that's a bit weird it
24. 1:20happened so suddenly I ate like 10
25. 1:23chicken buckets last week but a day
26. 1:25after that chicken price became $1,000
27. 1:28per bucket do you think boganov has
28. 1:31become
29. 1:33vegan nope that is not possible
30. 1:44meanwhile what can't believe it why do I
31. 1:48have to chass do you think I am a cow
32. 1:52Master there is no meat available in the
33. 1:54whole city huh what impossible then what
34. 1:59about bread fish or some nothing
35. 2:01available in our town except these green
36. 2:03plants
37. 2:05Master what happened to our livock farm
38. 2:09they are unreachable master I couldn't
39. 2:12find a single farmer around looks like
40. 2:15something bad has happened what happened
41. 2:18to all the fast food shops we have
42. 2:21distributed all the fast food to the
43. 2:23poor people Master they cannot even
44. 2:25afford to
45. 2:26eat excellent not a single person should
46. 2:30starve to death in my town let's go if
47. 2:34find out what is causing all this
48. 2:36nonsense Yes master
49. 2:44[Music]
50. 3:08meanwhile wow so finally we can eat
51. 3:12chicken keep your voice down Boomer
52. 3:15vegans are
53. 3:17everywhere here he
54. 3:22comes hello fellas such a green day so
55. 3:26you are the underground meat Lord of our
56. 3:28town now
57. 3:30well yes how strange situation it is
58. 3:32these days drugs are openly available
59. 3:34and meat is
60. 3:35illegal okay okay what is the cost for 5
61. 3:39lb of beef it's only
62. 3:44$25,000 oh man inflation
63. 3:47everywhere what about 5 of
64. 3:50pork it's cheaper like
65. 3:54$20,000 I would rather die of
66. 3:57starvation you can buy chicken fellas
67. 3:59chicken demand is too damn
68. 4:01high and how much does that cost $3,000
69. 4:06for a
70. 4:14pound okay okay we will take 5 lb of
71. 4:17chicken
72. 4:20[Music]
73. 4:30what do you mean by Grace grass are okay
74. 4:33me for meat well forget about that Mr
75. 4:36bonov we don't produce meat
76. 4:40anymore boy I got to meat and you can
77. 4:43have it if you
78. 4:47like keep your emotion in check sh you P
79. 4:50of trash otherwise I will make a
80. 4:53barbecue out of you sorry Master she's
81. 4:57hot you should not have come here if she
82. 5:00sees you you will be in trouble huh
83. 5:04trouble I am the trouble tell what
84. 5:07happened okay it started one week ago
85. 5:31wow Mr Daniel so you have became a
86. 5:33millionaire now yeah it feels good but
87. 5:37how did you found out that meat prices
88. 5:39was skyrocketed so soon it was a hunch
89. 5:43and my hunch at the bullseye with this
90. 5:45amount of meat you are thinking to
91. 5:47expand your business nope my life is
92. 5:51more precious than money I don't want
93. 5:53her to see me so meat business will stay
94. 5:56hidden like this yes and I will give you
95. 5:58£2 extra to keep your mouth
96. 6:02shut later that same evening
97. 6:30well then let's go home now I made a lot
98. 6:32today
99. 6:35already
100. 6:40huh oh she found
101. 6:51[Music]
102. 6:53me and that's how all of them vanished
103. 6:57one after another and we are living in
104. 6:59fear I see so that's the problem that
105. 7:03sounds scary Master shall we change our
106. 7:06diet to vegetables and fruits Chad my
107. 7:09boy would you stop being girls because
108. 7:12some of them have
109. 7:15boyfriends no master if there is a hole
110. 7:18then there is a goal exactly you pce of
111. 7:21trash some mad vegan is onage that's all
112. 7:25I know how to endle such a people so
113. 7:29what should we do now
114. 7:30Master track her down and make sure she
115. 7:34doesn't cause any har to my
116. 7:36Clon you mean w Jack exactly that CL of
117. 7:41meat without him I can't have my pump
118. 7:44dump pum therapy okay master
119. 7:50[Music]
120. 8:00that son of a Daniel cost us a
121. 8:02huge amount for sure but at least we can
122. 8:05finally have decent food pray to God
123. 8:08Zuma thank him for this food thank you
124. 8:11Jesus for this beer finally some edible
125. 8:16food thank you big bro let's
126. 8:20[Music]
127. 8:22start start what killing animals and
128. 8:25eating
129. 8:26them holy mother of beer is that Emily
130. 8:30possessed
131. 8:31Emily she is looking cute this way
132. 8:34though how can you be so cruel you take
133. 8:36innocent animals life just to satisfy
134. 8:38your hunger meat sure tastes
135. 8:42delicious then let me skin you all
136. 8:45alive this looks bad being vegan is the
137. 8:48way of life and where does that lead you
138. 8:52[Music]
139. 8:53to well I have another way for you that
140. 8:57will lead you to Anise Mansion or
141. 9:00[Music]
142. 9:03oh man corruption everywhere you think I
143. 9:06will sell my values morality and ethics
144. 9:09just to get a mansion weed Ferrari and a
145. 9:13million do in a bank
146. 9:16account 5 minutes
147. 9:20later pass me that barbecue sauce Wanda
148. 9:23it will enhance the
149. 9:24taste moral of the story is eat whatever
150. 9:28you want just don't cause problem to
151. 9:30others right bogy more like go vegan or
152. 9:34not I don't care but if you act like a
153. 9:37cult it try to convert people to vegan
154. 9:40then remember
155. 9:47[Music]