Dana Beers Dog Ownership Struggles (Free Swim) — Transcript

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1. 0:00All right, Bang. Today's Wednesday, July
2. 0:0122nd. Welcome to Dog Walk presented by
3. 0:03Barcel Sports. Before we get going here,
4. 0:05I want to talk about Chicagoland Chevy
5. 0:06dealers. Summer's here and if you
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21. 0:33>> Incredible. Yeah, I'm happy it went to a
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26. 0:40>> Oh, I've been thinking about it. But now
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29. 0:45>> I'm thinking a trade in
30. 0:46>> instead of a Blazer.
31. 0:47>> It was like like out of side it was
32. 0:49truly impressive. Like it looked really
33. 0:51sharp.
34. 0:51>> It was like a jaw-dropping. [laughter]
35. 0:53Honestly,
36. 0:53>> I don't remember them looking like that.
37. 0:55>> It's a new model.
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77. 2:07in, guys. Free Swim Wednesday. Um, you
78. 2:10two on the other side of the table are
79. 2:12looking at us, too. The newest Uber Eats
80. 2:14employees.
81. 2:15>> I mean, you're dodging me, though. No,
82. 2:18I'm not dodging you.
83. 2:19>> Dodging me. He's classic Ed. I He said,
84. 2:22>> "Were you in the room for this?"
85. 2:23>> No,
86. 2:24>> no, no, no, no.
87. 2:25>> He was late, remember?
88. 2:26>> Oh, you were? Oh, yeah.
89. 2:28>> Please tell me.
90. 2:29>> Sign up for employees.
91. 2:30>> Sign up for Uber Eats.
92. 2:31>> I signed up for Uber Eats uh with my car
93. 2:33>> and I signed up by proxy through him.
94. 2:35>> Is everything all right?
95. 2:36>> Yeah. We want We just wanted
96. 2:38>> Just thought it would be fun.
97. 2:39>> Just film it, [laughter]
98. 2:41>> you know.
99. 2:41>> Um I I'll just sit on the app and like
100. 2:45look at things roll in just for fun.
101. 2:47make you hungry? Does it make you
102. 2:48hungry?
103. 2:49>> It makes me hungry and it also makes me
104. 2:51like want to go do it.
105. 2:53>> Yeah, he popped it on. We were just
106. 2:54sitting here. It's like, "All right, you
107. 2:55got a 16 delivery dollar delivery from
108. 2:57Bari." I'm like, "Damn, I could use a
109. 2:59meatball." [laughter]
110. 3:01>> Are you guys doing it together? Are you
111. 3:02going Batman and Robin?
112. 3:03>> No, we'll be together.
113. 3:04>> It's under my car,
114. 3:06>> but I'm okay if he he I know for a fact
115. 3:08he's just going to tell me to get out
116. 3:09and run up the [ __ ]
117. 3:12security.
118. 3:12>> I was the businessman. I I've been
119. 3:14thinking about this for a while. I mean,
120. 3:15that makes it a lot easier on you. Like,
121. 3:17you don't have to park. You could like
122. 3:18do a laptop.
123. 3:20>> If you got an apartment,
124. 3:21>> I don't know if I trusted him in my car.
125. 3:23>> What do you think I'm going to do?
126. 3:24>> Always.
127. 3:25>> Hold on. You guys are vent every time
128. 3:27there is a delivery. You're both going
129. 3:29to get out of the car. You're
130. 3:30>> No, I'll I'll run it in.
131. 3:32>> Imagine two up to your door.
132. 3:34>> If it depends, [laughter]
133. 3:37>> holding hands.
134. 3:39>> Go online for a sec. See what See what
135. 3:41we get in.
136. 3:42>> See first uh first delivery we get. I
137. 3:43want I want to do it today or tomorrow
138. 3:46for the first time and but Eddie's
139. 3:48dodging me.
140. 3:49>> Next two weeks are crazy. I'm I'm leave
141. 3:50I'm Thursday we have the DraftKings
142. 3:52thing in uh Foxwoods.
143. 3:55>> Bucks 30 minutes away
144. 3:57>> then. Um
145. 3:58>> not worth it.
146. 3:59>> No. Six bucks for 30 minutes away.
147. 4:01>> 30 minute trip.
148. 4:02>> Oh, get [ __ ] See [laughter]
149. 4:04>> get absolutely [ __ ]
150. 4:06>> Is that normal?
151. 4:07>> What's the What's the
152. 4:09>> What's the biggest delivery you've seen
153. 4:11on there? I've seen some like 25 bucks.
154. 4:14Like six bucks to go to Starbucks right
155. 4:15now 23 minutes away. Not worth it.
156. 4:17>> Is that six bucks takehome?
157. 4:19>> Yeah.
158. 4:19>> Like that's what you get.
159. 4:20>> Yeah.
160. 4:21>> Oh, so that bari ride was nice.
161. 4:23>> Yeah. I've seen some 25ers.
162. 4:24>> It's great.
163. 4:26>> Yeah. But I want to do it. I want
164. 4:28>> Yeah, I do too. I just told I'm going to
165. 4:29Wheeling West Virginia this weekend. Ne
166. 4:32like I just got a lot of [ __ ]
167. 4:33>> You're not going to Willing West
168. 4:34Virginia today? It's
169. 4:35>> a busy two weeks. I got the party next
170. 4:37weekend.
171. 4:38>> All we do is we we we turn on the app.
172. 4:40We go out and we film ourselves for an
173. 4:42hour
174. 4:43>> today. I got a happy hour.
175. 4:45>> What is that? You got a happy hour
176. 4:46after?
177. 4:47>> Yeah, I got the St. Pat's auction. I got
178. 4:49to go to a happy hour.
179. 4:50>> Going to that bucks. I'm not
180. 4:53>> I think it's a bad time right now. 10
181. 4:55a.m. It's like who's who's getting food.
182. 4:57>> And you guys tell me if you agree. Ain't
183. 4:59even talking to Wiper Rick because you
184. 5:00saw the clip and he used to be an Uber
185. 5:02Eats driver and he's like if you really
186. 5:05want to do it, you got to go to the
187. 5:06burps. And I kind of agree with him.
188. 5:08>> Really?
189. 5:08>> Yeah. I don't like number one.
190. 5:11>> You're probably popping on here though.
191. 5:13What the hell?
192. 5:13>> You're probably popping out there too.
193. 5:15Like Uber Eatats is not just shut off
194. 5:17once you go.
195. 5:18>> I feel like you're probably waiting
196. 5:19around.
197. 5:20>> Yeah. What's the logic behind the BBS
198. 5:22being better
199. 5:22>> because here obvious like what are you
200. 5:25going to park in the Milwaukee bike lane
201. 5:27and just piss everywhere? Like that just
202. 5:28seems like [ __ ] I don't want to do.
203. 5:30>> Annoy. So the money's not necessarily
204. 5:32better. It's just like the
205. 5:33circumstances, the parking.
206. 5:34>> Yeah. She going to be handing to the
207. 5:35door guy like getting buzzed in like
208. 5:38>> BBS.
209. 5:38>> I think the BBS is easier and would be
210. 5:40better tips on the BBS
211. 5:41>> and we'd be getting like chains that we
212. 5:43could like weigh in on. You know what I
213. 5:45mean? Like
214. 5:45>> you're not supposed to be snacking.
215. 5:47[laughter]
216. 5:48>> What do you mean weigh in on?
217. 5:49>> Like we could be like, "Oh, I wonder
218. 5:51what this this guy got from Wendy's."
219. 5:53[laughter] You know, like and we could
220. 5:54just we could have better conversation
221. 5:57versus like people who don't know super
222. 6:00>> Chicago places. That's actually true. Oh
223. 6:02my god, I feel so violated if it was my
224. 6:04Uber delivery [laughter]
225. 6:06episode of Room Raiders, but you're just
226. 6:08going through my bag.
227. 6:09>> I I What do you [snorts] think your
228. 6:11rating will be
229. 6:12>> as a driver?
230. 6:13>> I don't know if they You don't rate. You
231. 6:14don't rate, do you?
232. 6:15>> You do. You got, dude? Yeah.
233. 6:18>> That reminds me of uh
234. 6:19>> They always I've had drivers be like,
235. 6:21"Oh, please rate me five stars." I'm
236. 6:23like, "All right,
237. 6:24>> no problem."
238. 6:25>> Yeah.
239. 6:25>> Are you sure that's not Uber?
240. 6:26>> Kind of annoying. I usually just give
241. 6:27them five stars either way.
242. 6:28>> Yeah.
243. 6:29>> What was I just going to say? Uh, what
244. 6:30what will they do that you will not give
245. 6:32them five stars for?
246. 6:34>> I don't think I've ever given a non
247. 6:36five. I'll just not rate them.
248. 6:38>> Yeah,
249. 6:38>> I want to ruin someone someone's thing.
250. 6:40I got mine got ruined because I [ __ ]
251. 6:42fell asleep in an Uber once and I have
252. 6:44to I've been building it up for eight
253. 6:46years
254. 6:47>> and I finally got back.
255. 6:48>> I think it's very hard to find something
256. 6:49for Uber Eats that would be hard not to
257. 6:50rate them for five stars for. Yeah,
258. 6:52>> Uber's different. I think
259. 6:54>> sometimes people are genuinely a
260. 6:55dangerous society and I get it. I
261. 6:57haven't had any experience. I've been
262. 6:59all five stars, but I I think there's
263. 7:02certain circumstances.
264. 7:03>> I've had them drop it off across the
265. 7:04street like
266. 7:06>> Yeah. Remember the guy who stole my
267. 7:07beefs?
268. 7:08>> Yeah. [laughter]
269. 7:08>> That was insane. Do you remember that
270. 7:10story?
271. 7:10>> Yeah.
272. 7:11>> Twice, right?
273. 7:12>> Yeah. But that was more I was mad about
274. 7:13the guy to I still got I still got to
275. 7:16get retribution.
276. 7:17>> That was crazy.
277. 7:17>> I just remembered that. [laughter]
278. 7:19>> You got to be just put put your radius
279. 7:21for you delivering right near that guy's
280. 7:23house. Oh,
281. 7:24>> would you want to uh venture out into
282. 7:27picking up people?
283. 7:29>> I don't know. That gets a little scary.
284. 7:31>> Sketchy.
285. 7:32>> It's weird. I don't like when an Uber
286. 7:34has someone in the passenger. Like, what
287. 7:35is this?
288. 7:35>> True. True.
289. 7:36>> I don't think you're allowed to
290. 7:37actually.
291. 7:38>> But that what you were saying, Danny, is
292. 7:40like I don't want people seeing that.
293. 7:42>> When we do our expense reports and I'm
294. 7:44putting in my [ __ ] Uber Eats, I don't
295. 7:46want them seeing that and they see it.
296. 7:48They see [ __ ] gordas and quesadillas.
297. 7:50[laughter]
298. 7:52Like personal I don't need Ironmen
299. 7:54seeing my [ __ ] [laughter]
300. 7:55>> my Taco Bell orders.
301. 7:57>> Speaking of T-Bell, how about my debacle
302. 7:58at T-Bell last week?
303. 8:00>> It's bad.
304. 8:00>> I went with a buddy roll up. They're
305. 8:02like, "Yeah, we don't got ground beef
306. 8:03for 20 more minutes." I was like, "Whoa,
307. 8:04I've never closed the store."
308. 8:06>> I've never heard of them being out.
309. 8:07[laughter]
310. 8:07So then we're like, "All right, we'll
311. 8:08pivot to chicken."
312. 8:09>> That's like the Juliet. Uh
313. 8:12>> I also You guys might have stumbled onto
314. 8:14something here. Speaking of expenses,
315. 8:16because if you're making a video out of
316. 8:17this, you can definitely expense your
317. 8:19gas.
318. 8:20>> Yeah,
319. 8:21>> true. So now you're just true.
320. 8:22>> There's no cost.
321. 8:24>> Beery budget.
322. 8:25>> Yeah. [laughter]
323. 8:26>> 10 bucks.
324. 8:27>> 12 bucks total. Now
325. 8:28>> 10 bucks Dunkin Donuts 36 minutes.
326. 8:31>> What the man?
327. 8:33>> Going to the [ __ ] lake.
328. 8:34>> This has been eye opening. Uber Uber
329. 8:36Eats drivers are
330. 8:37>> got to get hot. That's
331. 8:39>> that's two different deliveries.
332. 8:40>> Especially if you get an apartment. Like
333. 8:42that's a whole another adventure in
334. 8:43itself once you get there.
335. 8:44>> That's what scares me.
336. 8:45>> You got to wait for the door guy. You
337. 8:47got to wait for them to answer the
338. 8:48phone. You got to get buzzed in.
339. 8:49>> You're not going to want to deal with
340. 8:50than I'm not either.
341. 8:51>> That's why the BBS is the move.
342. 8:52>> Yeah.
343. 8:53>> For the apartment reason.
344. 8:54>> Yes. It's pretty straightforward.
345. 8:55>> All right. I'm in on that.
346. 8:56>> You know,
347. 8:57>> we going to venture up to like Lake
348. 8:58Forest.
349. 8:59>> Not that. We don't go that far, but like
350. 9:00we could
351. 9:01>> talking like a nice affluent suburb.
352. 9:03>> Yeah. We could do like a Hinsdale.
353. 9:04>> I'm trying to make money, Ed. I'm not
354. 9:06trying to
355. 9:06>> They might They probably tip more, too.
356. 9:08>> They got more money to
357. 9:09>> I know, but we're going to get one an
358. 9:11hour.
359. 9:12>> No, I don't think it do. No.
360. 9:14>> Who's getting Uber Eats in the BBS?
361. 9:16>> What do you mean?
362. 9:17>> I'm trying to think of like where I
363. 9:18live. Lazy people just don't exist in
364. 9:20the city.
365. 9:22>> I'm thinking of where I live, I guess,
366. 9:23and it's more like I don't know if I've
367. 9:25ever ordered Uber Eats ever where I grew
368. 9:28up.
369. 9:28>> Yeah. I don't think my parents have ever
370. 9:29used a delivery app other than like a
371. 9:32pizza.
372. 9:32>> Yeah. You almost enjoy the ride a little
373. 9:34bit.
374. 9:36>> I just letting it rain. [laughter]
375. 9:38>> Six bucks 50. I would do that one.
376. 9:40>> This is I think we're like people are
377. 9:42going to be like, "What are you guys
378. 9:43talking about?" Of course, people in are
379. 9:45getting
380. 9:45>> Uber Eats. Of course, I think at the end
381. 9:46of the day, is it going to be worth it?
382. 9:48like it'll it'll be easier. You won't
383. 9:49have to deal with the apartments, but
384. 9:50you'll be getting far less deliveries.
385. 9:52>> And also just think about if you're
386. 9:55going out of the suburbs, you want to go
387. 9:56at like a dinner time, which means
388. 9:58you're sitting in rush hour traffic just
389. 10:00to get up there.
390. 10:03>> Would you go dinner time?
391. 10:04>> No, I think like a Sunday afternoon.
392. 10:07>> Yeah, like a football You're going to
393. 10:08waste a football Sunday?
394. 10:09>> No. No, we're going to go before
395. 10:10football.
396. 10:11>> Do in August, right?
397. 10:12>> Yeah, we'll do it in August.
398. 10:14>> We should Come on, Eddie. I might be I
399. 10:16Well, I got to see what time I land from
400. 10:18Whailing. Uh
401. 10:19>> this Sunday.
402. 10:20>> Yeah,
403. 10:22>> dude. I used to be a delivery driver and
404. 10:25I was using the TomTom. [laughter]
405. 10:28>> This is back in the day. And this was
406. 10:30like my buddy would like write down the
407. 10:32order. There was nothing official. So
408. 10:33like if he got the address wrong or if I
409. 10:35couldn't read his writing, but man, the
410. 10:37the old school delivery driver is dead.
411. 10:39I think we've talked about this besides
412. 10:41like Domino's.
413. 10:42>> This I'm pretty sure this is a whole
414. 10:43conversation we had when you weren't
415. 10:44here. Yeah.
416. 10:45>> Yeah. But you're right though, like it's
417. 10:47kind of wild how GPS is, as fantastic as
418. 10:50it is, it's still not perfect. Like you
419. 10:52ever get something that takes you like
420. 10:54completely not where you want to be?
421. 10:56>> Ways ways just makes up its own rules.
422. 10:59>> You go on Ways, it takes you to the
423. 11:01[ __ ] the Tarnia sometimes.
424. 11:03>> Well, that's why Ways is the goat. It'll
425. 11:05take you through a [ __ ] graveyard to
426. 11:06save you two minutes.
427. 11:08>> It could [ __ ] you
428. 11:09>> for sure. Like it took me to like the
429. 11:10backside of a golf course one time. I
430. 11:11was like, I don't want to be here, you
431. 11:13know?
432. 11:15Yeah. So,
433. 11:16>> land you on the lakefront trail.
434. 11:18>> My shower didn't take
435. 11:19>> Did you know did you guys I just learned
436. 11:22this. Do you know what We's first uh
437. 11:26name was?
438. 11:27>> H
439. 11:28>> It was free map Israel.
440. 11:29>> Whoa.
441. 11:30>> No.
442. 11:31>> Yeah.
443. 11:31>> See why they changed it? [laughter]
444. 11:32>> Yeah.
445. 11:33>> Was it based in the US?
446. 11:35>> I I don't know, but it rebranded in
447. 11:372009.
448. 11:39>> All right.
449. 11:39>> So, kind of an odd
450. 11:41>> free map Israel.
451. 11:42>> Yeah. Interesting.
452. 11:46>> Yeah. I don't know. We'll we'll find a
453. 11:47day. I think a nice like Sunday
454. 11:49afternoon. People are hung over. They
455. 11:50don't want
456. 11:51>> You think we could expense gas?
457. 11:52>> I think you can. If you're making a
458. 11:54video
459. 11:55>> [ __ ] me.
460. 11:55>> It's over five bucks.
461. 11:56>> I know. My I'm my I have a pretty bad
462. 11:58gas car, too. It's like a $100.
463. 12:01>> I filled up for 100 bucks last week.
464. 12:02>> Dude, I borrowed my mom's car cuz my car
465. 12:06uh the AC went out and which is was a
466. 12:09problem last week. I was showing up to
467. 12:10work
468. 12:11>> in in in the new car.
469. 12:13>> Yeah.
470. 12:13>> Not even the old caddy.
471. 12:14>> No, the new car. I was showing up to
472. 12:16work and my back was just
473. 12:18>> looking like Dana Beers.
474. 12:19>> Yes. [laughter]
475. 12:19>> I mean, right now, dude,
476. 12:20>> it was stuck.
477. 12:21>> Shower didn't take.
478. 12:23>> It was stuck to the back of my
479. 12:25>> back.
480. 12:26>> Yeah. So, your car, how much money are
481. 12:28you saving by not putting in gas?
482. 12:30>> I was stunned. I obviously like I didn't
483. 12:32use that much, but I filled up a tank
484. 12:34when I was done and it was only half a
485. 12:35tank. It was like 40 dude, five bucks.
486. 12:38It's like you're paying $80, $90 to
487. 12:40fill. It was like a like a like a
488. 12:42standard SUV. Like nothing huge.
489. 12:44>> Yeah.
490. 12:45>> You guys are going to be bike delivery
491. 12:46drivers before you [laughter] know it.
492. 12:48>> I get Do you get mad when you get the
493. 12:50bikers?
494. 12:50>> Yeah.
495. 12:51>> I just assume [clears throat] they're
496. 12:52going to take longer and things will get
497. 12:54more [ __ ] up.
498. 12:55>> Cold biker.
499. 12:55>> But I think bikers in New York is
500. 12:57different than bikers like anywhere
501. 12:58else.
502. 12:58>> Why?
503. 12:59>> Cuz they're [ __ ] fast.
504. 13:00>> Same with the city. It's probably like
505. 13:02quicker sometimes. Cars are [ __ ]
506. 13:04zooming and and
507. 13:05>> they don't stop at red lights. They're
508. 13:07just it's their own rules.
509. 13:08>> Yeah,
510. 13:08>> I trust them.
511. 13:10>> I tr I would trust an Uber Eats driver
512. 13:13more than like most of my friends with
513. 13:15anything.
514. 13:16>> Why?
515. 13:17>> Just like cuz they're [ __ ] cuz they I
516. 13:20don't know. [gasps] That was a crazy I
517. 13:22[laughter] don't know.
518. 13:23>> Poor friends.
519. 13:24>> I don't know what I'm trying to say. I'm
520. 13:26saying they are very efficient most of
521. 13:28the time.
522. 13:29>> Yeah.
523. 13:30>> I think
524. 13:32No. I think we're in an era where
525. 13:34everyone can do this and they're not.
526. 13:36the the the the bikers.
527. 13:38>> I think
528. 13:38>> the bikers. Yes. Because they know like
529. 13:40that's why
530. 13:41>> like if you really want to get somewhere
531. 13:42fast and like maybe know a different
532. 13:43route like taxi cabs or something
533. 13:45>> go down alleys and [ __ ]
534. 13:46>> Yeah. Exactly. Those guys have been in
535. 13:48the game. They know it. These Uber they
536. 13:50just signed up,
537. 13:51>> you know? They probably drove in from
538. 13:53[ __ ] Huntley
539. 13:54>> and like don't understand.
540. 13:56>> Yeah. Pro. That's you do. That's a thing
541. 13:58for sure.
542. 13:58>> What?
543. 13:59>> When your Uber drivers when they're
544. 14:01making small talk, they're like, "Oh,
545. 14:02I'm from [ __ ] Bington." Yeah.
546. 14:04>> Come in to drive.
547. 14:04>> Uhhuh. So, I don't know. I I don't know
548. 14:07regardless. Um,
549. 14:10>> yeah. I I went to the movies the other
550. 14:12day and I I saw a new Reeds driver going
551. 14:13in there. Like, that alone's got to be
552. 14:15such a pain in the ass. Someone ordering
553. 14:17popcorn to get delivered to their house.
554. 14:19>> Movie theater.
555. 14:19>> I've done it before.
556. 14:20>> Yeah. Ordered movie theater popcorn.
557. 14:22>> Oh, yeah. I think it was like the Game
558. 14:24of Thrones like finale or something. I
559. 14:25was
560. 14:26>> actually I like that move, but I don't
561. 14:27think I've ever
562. 14:29>> He spoke broken English and and the girl
563. 14:31at the ticket thing was like, I need to
564. 14:32scan you in. He's like, no, like food
565. 14:33and showing her. It's just he had to go
566. 14:35up two flights, the escalators. I was
567. 14:36like, dude, his meanwhile his car got
568. 14:39the hazards on the whole time.
569. 14:40>> Yeah, you can get downtown Chicago
570. 14:42>> because you got to understand that it's
571. 14:43not just dropping off, it's picking up.
572. 14:45>> Two suburbs.
573. 14:46>> Pick [laughter] It's picking up.
574. 14:48>> Two suburbs.
575. 14:49>> Yeah. All right. That was easy.
576. 14:51>> But is there part of the video that's
577. 14:52funny that we're No, I don't want to be
578. 14:54an inconvenience to people.
579. 14:55>> Well, you
580. 14:56>> cuz that is the worst when there's just
581. 14:57like a car blocking everything.
582. 14:59>> Yeah. We talked about a couple shows
583. 15:00ago. Double parking is kind of becoming
584. 15:02a problem.
585. 15:03>> Oh, it has been. It's
586. 15:04>> But like you guys would kind of
587. 15:05eliminate that having that issue with
588. 15:07two of you. You could just take a quick
589. 15:09lap. Someone stays in the car. Absky.
590. 15:12>> True.
591. 15:12>> Yeah.
592. 15:13>> You got to really trust Ed then.
593. 15:16>> They're like, "Oh,
594. 15:17>> well, we can't use his car cuz it's
595. 15:18under my name."
596. 15:20>> Yeah.
597. 15:20>> So, you'd have to be I'd really have to
598. 15:22>> And his AC doesn't work.
599. 15:23>> Yeah. You don't want to use my car right
600. 15:25now. It's so hot, dude. It's the worst
601. 15:27time.
602. 15:28>> Yeah. I got to take it in tomorrow.
603. 15:30>> [ __ ]
604. 15:31>> I know. It's not good. What are you just
605. 15:34windows down the whole time?
606. 15:35>> Oh yeah, windows down. I look like a
607. 15:37maniac on the 90. Who's
608. 15:39>> I'm a windows down guy though
609. 15:40>> on the highway?
610. 15:42>> Not sometimes I'll go like halfway.
611. 15:44>> I feel like that's when my ears get
612. 15:45[ __ ] up.
613. 15:46>> Yeah, like you're in a helicopter.
614. 15:47>> Yeah.
615. 15:48>> Betts didn't have AC in his car for the
616. 15:50past two years and he he brought it up
617. 15:53on shrinkage last week. I'm like what
618. 15:54are you doing? He's like I'm not trying
619. 15:55to pay 600 bucks. I'm like first of all
620. 15:58you've spent a lot more and a lot less.
621. 16:00Second of all, it is not going to be
622. 16:02600. He finally just got it fixed. It
623. 16:04was like $150. [laughter]
624. 16:06Like, bro, I mean, that guy commutes two
625. 16:08hours a day round trip. He's just
626. 16:11showing up like fresh out of the ocean.
627. 16:13It looks like
628. 16:13>> that guy. What have you learned from
629. 16:15Betts doing that show with him?
630. 16:18>> Oh, some things you don't want to know.
631. 16:20Um, he gets like kind of he he gives a
632. 16:23lot of advice. He tell he talks a lot
633. 16:25like his wife has been on a couple times
634. 16:28and we've heard about their
635. 16:29disagreements.
636. 16:30Um, one of his biggest hits was seeing a
637. 16:34thong with poop stains. Not only did he
638. 16:36not talk to the girl, but he blocked her
639. 16:38on everything.
640. 16:38>> All right. [laughter] I'm glad he said
641. 16:39it was a different girl. He didn't say
642. 16:40that about his wife.
643. 16:41>> No, no, no.
644. 16:42>> He said that in front of his wife.
645. 16:43>> No, no, this is a different episode. I'm
646. 16:45just going through the catalog of
647. 16:47certain things.
648. 16:49>> [ __ ] bets, dude.
649. 16:50>> He's something else, man. But good guy.
650. 16:54It's fair. How do you get poop stains on
651. 16:56a thong?
652. 16:56>> Dude, how don't you was my
653. 16:58>> thong?
654. 16:59>> It's It's like in your ass. Even Even a
655. 17:02squeaky clean ass is going to catch a
656. 17:04couple.
657. 17:04>> It's
658. 17:05>> But I There's Is there enough surface
659. 17:06area to get poop?
660. 17:08>> It's a It's a wedgie every time. It's in
661. 17:10there.
662. 17:12>> Yeah, there's probably Yeah.
663. 17:14>> Yeah.
664. 17:14>> I mean, you're It's in your ass.
665. 17:16>> It's like the width of a streak,
666. 17:18[snorts] you know?
667. 17:19>> You get a bad You get a bad wiper, that
668. 17:20thing's done.
669. 17:21>> Yeah. I'm thinking like more G-strings.
670. 17:24You know what I'm saying? [laughter]
671. 17:28>> Get your mind out of the gutter.
672. 17:29>> I'm just saying that's impossible,
673. 17:32right? [laughter]
674. 17:32>> I guess it could be a brown street.
675. 17:34>> No, there can't. There no way there
676. 17:36could be a poof
677. 17:37>> white I mean if it's a white g-string
678. 17:38>> I mean if it's a and if it's a swamp ass
679. 17:40like if she really did a poor job of
680. 17:43wiping
681. 17:44>> there cannot be a [ __ ] stain on a black
682. 17:46G-string.
683. 17:46>> There could be [ __ ] on a g-string
684. 17:48though. Sure. There could be residue.
685. 17:51[laughter]
686. 17:51>> Don't put the emphasis on the end like
687. 17:53that. It's weird.
688. 17:54>> If you put the white gloves on, you
689. 17:56might be able to.
690. 17:57>> Do How often you getting a brown finger?
691. 17:59[snorts]
692. 18:00[laughter]
693. 18:02>> I had to think about that for a second.
694. 18:05>> You still mummy wrapping it?
695. 18:07>> Uh, you got to be careful nowadays, man.
696. 18:10There's a lot of bad toilet paper out
697. 18:12there.
698. 18:12>> There really is.
699. 18:14>> Like we as a society, like
700. 18:16>> you still a bedet guy?
701. 18:17>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm waiting for businesses
702. 18:18to catch up and stuff, you know.
703. 18:20>> What do you What do you mean?
704. 18:21>> You have one at your house?
705. 18:22>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.
706. 18:23>> White talk. Dave has used it.
707. 18:25>> Really?
708. 18:26>> Has he?
709. 18:26>> No. Jo [laughter]
710. 18:28is it weird to use someone else's bed?
711. 18:31>> No, it's just water shooting up.
712. 18:35>> How does it How do you get it installed?
713. 18:36You just got a guy?
714. 18:38>> No, it's just you could I got one from
715. 18:41Got one from Dude Wipes and I just
716. 18:43>> It's an attachment, right?
717. 18:44>> Mhm.
718. 18:44>> Oh,
719. 18:45>> yeah. M
720. 18:46>> look into it, [laughter]
721. 18:48please.
722. 18:50>> Especially you. I know you got some mud
723. 18:52butt once in a while. [laughter] Who
724. 18:54doesn't?
725. 18:54>> I'm just kidding. No, that was wrong.
726. 18:55We've been on a
727. 18:56>> I'm not the best wiper.
728. 18:59[laughter]
729. 18:59>> I'll admit that.
730. 19:01>> Sometimes it's like extended release.
731. 19:03You know, you can't avoid it. You could
732. 19:04wipe 20 times, but you know, as soon as
733. 19:06you start walking around, some more
734. 19:08might get out.
735. 19:08>> I had a tough one the other day. Uh, I
736. 19:12have two bathrooms and my I I took [ __ ]
737. 19:14and it was like a It was like one of
738. 19:16those shits that you're talking about in
739. 19:19the news lately [laughter] with the
740. 19:21[ __ ] lettuce.
741. 19:22>> Some bad lettuce.
742. 19:24>> And And I was already I was already five
743. 19:27minutes into the [ __ ] and I realized I
744. 19:29didn't have any toilet paper and there's
745. 19:30none under the thing. And so I'm just
746. 19:32waddling in my kitchen and my my whole
747. 19:34kitchen is just like
748. 19:36>> you could you've seen it. You could see
749. 19:39inside [laughter]
750. 19:40>> and I'm just naked with [ __ ] diarrhea
751. 19:43ass walking [laughter] through my
752. 19:44kitchen trying to get to the other
753. 19:46bathroom to get to the toilet paper.
754. 19:49>> I I had a
755. 19:50>> What did Ralphie say?
756. 19:51>> Ralphiey's on my [ __ ] list lately.
757. 19:53>> Oh, we got to get into
758. 19:54>> Oh no,
759. 19:55>> we got to get into Ralph. What's
760. 19:56>> wrong with Ralphie?
761. 19:57>> I love him to death, but he's in his
762. 19:59teenager stage.
763. 20:00>> Let me uh let me let me talk about
764. 20:02Reese's real quick here, guys. There's
765. 20:04something for everyone when it comes to
766. 20:05Reese's. Uh Dana, what's the favorite
767. 20:07product as you've been enjoying from?
768. 20:09>> I am the biggest Take Five guy. I have
769. 20:11always been a big Take Five guy, but I
770. 20:13have been having these Oreo Reese's
771. 20:15lately.
772. 20:16>> Okay.
773. 20:16>> Climbing up the rankings.
774. 20:18>> It's a big time collab.
775. 20:19>> It is. It's It's And it's right there.
776. 20:22It's right across from the room we're
777. 20:23sitting in right now. Me and Eddie, we
778. 20:25sit
779. 20:26>> right probably and Dan Danny probably 10
780. 20:28feet from the Reese's room. I'm always
781. 20:30hopping in there and grabbing something.
782. 20:32>> It's like Durant going to the Warriors.
783. 20:33>> It is.
784. 20:34>> Yeah. really.
785. 20:36>> Yeah. Reese's [laughter] and Oreo just
786. 20:37teaming up.
787. 20:38>> And they got Hershey's cookies and cream
788. 20:40under their belt, too. The Avengers over
789. 20:42there.
790. 20:42>> They got a lot of good stuff, man. Just
791. 20:44a lot of good stuff.
792. 20:45>> The sticks. Unbelievable.
793. 20:47>> Sticks are good.
794. 20:48>> I need to try the animal crackers. I've
795. 20:49heard those are awesome.
796. 20:50>> Eddie keeps
797. 20:52>> We got to stock up. They're gone. People
798. 20:54like them too much.
799. 20:54>> I wonder why
800. 20:55>> people like them too much.
801. 20:56>> All I hear from Eddie is how much he
802. 20:57loves the animal crackers.
803. 20:58>> That's probably why they're gone. You
804. 21:00just ate them. You You took all the
805. 21:01Reese's.
806. 21:02>> Maybe if you melted in my trunk with no
807. 21:04AC. Yeah, I'm like I'm like going
808. 21:05through phases. I like the sticks so
809. 21:06much that I can't stop eating them, but
810. 21:08eventually I'll go on animal crack.
811. 21:10>> Co toilet paper guy at home where his
812. 21:12whole pantry is just Reese's animal
813. 21:13crack. [laughter]
814. 21:14>> Like I don't know what happened to him.
815. 21:16>> Reese is the official candy partner of
816. 21:18Barcel Sports. Go get your Reese's
817. 21:19wherever you shop. Wait, what were you
818. 21:21going to say before we get into Ralphie?
819. 21:23>> Oh, just I was going to share a [ __ ]
820. 21:25story. I thought I had the virus in
821. 21:27Saturday. My mom's 70th. I'm just in my
822. 21:30sister's upstairs bathroom. All this
823. 21:31commotion going around. niece is
824. 21:33knocking on the door just causing
825. 21:35causing a stir but yeah
826. 21:37>> that's kind of like a nor it's a normal
827. 21:39thing for you I thought
828. 21:41>> no this was bad this was three flushes
829. 21:43>> bad by your standards
830. 21:46Jesus
831. 21:46>> it was bad
832. 21:47>> Jesus what what's going on with that
833. 21:50[ __ ] stuff like is it real now I heard
834. 21:52that that lettuce company is not
835. 21:54>> Taylor Farms
836. 21:55>> yeah now I said I heard it's not true
837. 21:57>> yeah and then it it originating from
838. 21:59Taco Bell like how much worse could it
839. 22:02have And you know what what really got
840. 22:04your diarrhea after normal is what I'm
841. 22:07saying.
842. 22:07>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
843. 22:08>> The FDA has walked back an earlier
844. 22:12um detection of cycllospara parasite on
845. 22:17lettuce from Taylor Farms adding that
846. 22:19the result was a false positive. So they
847. 22:20don't know where it's coming from.
848. 22:21>> Yeah. Who knows?
849. 22:23>> Uh what were we going to say beers? We
850. 22:25got Ralphie issues
851. 22:26>> problem.
852. 22:27>> Oh yeah. Um he's he's it's tough. All
853. 22:31right. So, my wife is out of town this
854. 22:33weekend and we have the Cubs game on
855. 22:35Friday and so I did Wub on Friday
856. 22:37morning and I'm like, "All right, I'll
857. 22:38leave him alone. He'll be fine for a
858. 22:40couple hours. I'll come back and check
859. 22:42on him." I get back and there's just
860. 22:44[ __ ] everywhere, piss everywhere. And
861. 22:47the front desk is calling me and they're
862. 22:49like, "Hey, your neighbors called and
863. 22:51they said that like they asked if your
864. 22:52dog is okay. He's been barking for three
865. 22:54hours straight." And just like they want
866. 22:57to know if he's okay. And my hallway,
867. 23:00you can hear everything. And there's
868. 23:01like seven rooms, seven neighbors,
869. 23:04different neighbors. I'm sure they could
870. 23:05just hear it
871. 23:06>> at 6:00 a.m. for [ __ ] 3 hours.
872. 23:08>> Got Queen blasting
873. 23:09>> and Yeah, [laughter]
874. 23:11my gay dog.
875. 23:14Was he tearing things up?
876. 23:16>> Not really. Just barking.
877. 23:17>> Barking and
878. 23:18>> [ __ ] [snorts] everywhere.
879. 23:19>> Separation anxiety probably.
880. 23:20>> Yeah, that's what it is. And so I I'm
881. 23:22like, I can't leave him again. I I just
882. 23:24couldn't go to the Cubs game. I'm like,
883. 23:25I can't do that to my neighbors again.
884. 23:28And so I found a sitter on Sunday and
885. 23:31today and she gets back tonight. But
886. 23:34it's like he's in that he's in that
887. 23:35phase, man, where I got to get him some
888. 23:37[ __ ] meds or something. I don't know.
889. 23:39>> Guy's got a real motor on him and be
890. 23:41going three hours in a row.
891. 23:42>> It this will be over soon.
892. 23:45>> I hope so.
893. 23:45>> It will.
894. 23:46>> It's bad.
895. 23:47>> Yeah, cuz I had that with
896. 23:48>> I can't leave him. Yeah, I had that with
897. 23:51my dog where he there was like uh the
898. 23:55cable, you know, outlet for the wall.
899. 23:57Somehow he pulled out like the entire
900. 23:59wire out of the wall cuz he was just
901. 24:01like broke out of his cage and he just
902. 24:04like destroyed everything he could for
903. 24:06>> Yeah.
904. 24:06>> a few hours. So, and then now he just
905. 24:09sleeps all day.
906. 24:10>> So, you just got to get through like
907. 24:12>> But I think this is kind of what dosins
908. 24:13are.
909. 24:14>> Yeah. And I would say that the puppy
910. 24:16phase lasted like two and a half years.
911. 24:18Yeah.
912. 24:19>> Yeah.
913. 24:19>> So,
914. 24:20>> doxins could be like nine years.
915. 24:22[laughter]
916. 24:25>> I don't know. I'm asking.
917. 24:27>> Get his nuts chopped.
918. 24:28>> Not yet.
919. 24:28>> Not yet. That'll that supposedly helps.
920. 24:30D.
921. 24:30>> Um, so I texted Eddie and Deutsch and I
922. 24:32was like, "Boys, I'll give you some
923. 24:35credit. It's been tough. The dog fa the
924. 24:38puppy phase has been tough.
925. 24:40>> You can't come to the game tonight."
926. 24:42>> Deutsch is really concerned about you.
927. 24:44>> Yes.
928. 24:44>> He's like, I think I think he's going
929. 24:46through some stuff.
930. 24:48>> [laughter]
931. 24:48>> He's like, he doesn't see himself.
932. 24:52>> I was like,
933. 24:53>> is he barking when you're with him?
934. 24:55>> Not really. No.
935. 24:56>> No.
936. 24:56>> He [snorts] He's He's awesome when I'm
937. 24:58there. It's just
938. 24:58>> So all weekend you were locked in,
939. 25:00right?
940. 25:00>> Locked in.
941. 25:01>> Mhm.
942. 25:01>> Like I was like, I'm not going to do
943. 25:02that to my neighbors again. I don't want
944. 25:04anybody calling to the front desk.
945. 25:06>> That's nice of you because you can just
946. 25:08say [ __ ] it cuz they're about to move.
947. 25:10But that's that's a very courteous move.
948. 25:12>> Good guy. M
949. 25:12>> see
950. 25:13>> I mean
951. 25:14>> I say a lot of mean [ __ ] about you on
952. 25:17this show but that was a compliment.
953. 25:19Let's take note of those too.
954. 25:21>> Make sure you get the credit.
955. 25:23>> Every blind one nice thing.
956. 25:24>> Please.
957. 25:25>> Yeah.
958. 25:25>> Thank you.
959. 25:26>> But yeah, it's been uh
960. 25:28>> we'll get there.
961. 25:29>> I actually do have a dog on or off the
962. 25:31leash.
963. 25:31>> Nice. Let's do it.
964. 25:32>> Um I don't off the leash last week. Went
965. 25:35out of town. I had my friend who lives
966. 25:37like a half mile away. Let my dog out
967. 25:39and feed him. Was gone Monday afternoon
968. 25:41until Thursday afternoon. and didn't
969. 25:42hear anything from him until Thursday
970. 25:44morning going off on me that he had to
971. 25:46clean up my dog's poop and pee in the
972. 25:48house and was never going to watch my
973. 25:49dog again. Uh, known this guy for over
974. 25:5220 years. Get home after I apologized
975. 25:55profusely that morning. Came home to see
976. 25:56about five piles of dog poop and a
977. 26:00couple of spots of dried Pete. Uh, this
978. 26:02is a 20 pound dog on or off the leash to
979. 26:04go off on him that he probably stopped
980. 26:07by for a couple days. uh that he
981. 26:10probably hadn't stopped by for a couple
982. 26:11days. I haven't texted him and feel like
983. 26:13this is a potential friendship ending
984. 26:15move to pull onto someone. To add on to
985. 26:17this, a few days later on Father's Day,
986. 26:20I have kids out at brunch and he texts
987. 26:22me that he's on the way over to drop off
988. 26:25uh the couch he was giving me. He never
989. 26:27gave me any heads up or coordination. I
990. 26:29was at brunch with my family and
991. 26:30wouldn't be home. He ended up leaving it
992. 26:32on my porch.
993. 26:33>> This guy sucks.
994. 26:34>> Semi covered. This weighs like 150 lbs.
995. 26:37and told him he'd need to come over
996. 26:40later to help me bring it upstairs. He
997. 26:41hasn't responded since. Am I within my
998. 26:44rights to be pissed days later?
999. 26:45>> Yes.
1000. 26:46>> Yes. For two reasons. The couch and the
1001. 26:48dog. How long was he gone that
1002. 26:51>> Monday to Thursday?
1003. 26:52>> Monday to Thursday. And he had five
1004. 26:54piles of poo.
1005. 26:55>> He just left him.
1006. 26:57>> Apparently had five landmines. I don't
1007. 26:59know.
1008. 26:59>> Would you say that's probably more than
1009. 27:01a day's worth of poo? So we just This
1010. 27:03dog went unwatched for two days.
1011. 27:04>> Absolutely.
1012. 27:05>> You think so?
1013. 27:05>> Yeah. Yeah.
1014. 27:06>> So this guy just So the dog was just
1015. 27:09>> So he kept feeding him but never took
1016. 27:10him out. That's what it sounds like to
1017. 27:12me.
1018. 27:12>> Yeah.
1019. 27:13>> I mean it's not off the leash to not
1020. 27:16ever want to watch his dog again, but
1021. 27:18you can't just quit on day three.
1022. 27:20>> Or you can't be shocked that you got to
1023. 27:22clean up the dog's [ __ ]
1024. 27:23>> Yeah. Especially if you're not taking it
1025. 27:24out.
1026. 27:26>> Yeah. This is a wild move.
1027. 27:27>> But it sounds like he might have took it
1028. 27:28out Monday and was like, I didn't sign
1029. 27:30up for this. I said I'd take it out. I
1030. 27:32didn't say I clean up [ __ ] And then he
1031. 27:33probably just let the thing go hog wild
1032. 27:35Tuesday one
1033. 27:36>> in the first guy's house.
1034. 27:38>> Yeah.
1035. 27:38>> In the dog owner's house.
1036. 27:39>> Mhm.
1037. 27:41>> I also feel like this guy sounds like
1038. 27:45he's like the dog probably has a
1039. 27:47schedule.
1040. 27:48>> Sounds like this guy might have been
1041. 27:49taking his sweet time getting over there
1042. 27:50in the morning or
1043. 27:51>> if he even went there in the morning.
1044. 27:53Five piles.
1045. 27:54>> Clean up the clean up the [ __ ] Be a
1046. 27:56good friend.
1047. 27:56>> Yeah.
1048. 27:57>> If you're see dog [ __ ] Were you picking
1049. 27:59that up? You picking up Ralphie [ __ ]
1050. 28:01>> if I'm walking him? Yeah.
1051. 28:03>> Yeah. I mean, I've watched dogs before.
1052. 28:04Like, that's part of the deal. You have
1053. 28:06to pick up their [ __ ]
1054. 28:07>> Yeah. But what if you get to the house
1055. 28:08and [ __ ] in the house
1056. 28:10>> in my apartment?
1057. 28:11>> You're not leaving that there.
1058. 28:12>> No. No. No. I wouldn't leave it there.
1059. 28:14>> Yeah.
1060. 28:14>> Right. And he didn't care enough to be
1061. 28:15like, I know he's I know he's coming
1062. 28:17home the last day. I'm like, clean it up
1063. 28:19beforehand. Even if he hadn't been
1064. 28:20taking him out, he didn't even care. He
1065. 28:22knew that his friend was going to be
1066. 28:23walking into at least two, three piles
1067. 28:26had he not since he wasn't there the
1068. 28:27past few days.
1069. 28:28>> The couch thing is crazy.
1070. 28:29>> Couch. No heads up for a couch is nuts.
1071. 28:32>> I'm just going to leave it there.
1072. 28:34>> Yeah. And on Father's Day, like you have
1073. 28:36to assume a father is going to be busy
1074. 28:38on Father's Day.
1075. 28:39>> [ __ ] this guy.
1076. 28:40>> Yeah.
1077. 28:41>> Bad friend.
1078. 28:42>> Bad friend.
1079. 28:43>> Bad friend off the leash.
1080. 28:45>> Sounds like maybe not a friend at all
1081. 28:47anymore.
1082. 28:47>> Yeah. I was going to say this guy to
1083. 28:49play devil's advocate, if this if his
1084. 28:51friend is this irresponsible, you kind
1085. 28:53of know that going in. Like he almost
1086. 28:55has the reputation of like, oh,
1087. 28:56>> yeah. Like was this a surprise or was
1088. 28:58this part for the course? normal
1089. 29:00behavior from his friend.
1090. 29:01>> I mean, that's backto back.
1091. 29:03>> Yeah.
1092. 29:04>> Very selfish, like not thinking of the
1093. 29:06other person kind of move.
1094. 29:08>> I'd be interested to see, not that it
1095. 29:11really changes it, but did he ask the
1096. 29:13guy to do to watch the dog or did the
1097. 29:15guy volunteer?
1098. 29:18>> Either way, him saying yes, cuz I I
1099. 29:23never really ask people to watch my dog.
1100. 29:26My brother's done it for me, but that's
1101. 29:29about it.
1102. 29:30>> Yeah, I see what you're saying. But
1103. 29:32regardless, him saying yes, even him
1104. 29:35saying yes versus him volunteering, you
1105. 29:36know what you're signing up for. You're
1106. 29:38going to have to clean up some poo.
1107. 29:39You're going to have to walk it at least
1108. 29:40once a day. If you're not going to do
1109. 29:41the bare minimum, then just say no.
1110. 29:43>> What do you think is too many times to
1111. 29:45ask someone to stop by?
1112. 29:48>> I think it depends on the dog
1113. 29:50>> and like how close they live.
1114. 29:51>> Yeah. This guy's a half mile away. Not
1115. 29:54that far.
1116. 29:55Yeah, it does depend on the dog. If it's
1117. 29:57like a bigger dog that needs to be
1118. 29:59walked at least twice a day as opposed
1119. 30:01to like, you know, a Shih Tzu that maybe
1120. 30:03just needs to get let out into the yard
1121. 30:05once or twice a day.
1122. 30:06>> I have a family member that has four
1123. 30:08dogs.
1124. 30:10>> That's too many dogs.
1125. 30:11>> And they don't ask you to walk them, but
1126. 30:14they ask you to let them out.
1127. 30:15>> Do they have a yard?
1128. 30:16>> They have a yard.
1129. 30:17>> So, you just let them out in the yard?
1130. 30:18>> Yeah. You got to feed them and then let
1131. 30:20them out three times a day. If you have
1132. 30:21if you have four dogs, you need like a
1133. 30:24sitter on hand, like someone you don't
1134. 30:26know, professional sitter dogs. But at
1135. 30:27that point, do they kind of watch
1136. 30:28themselves?
1137. 30:29>> They're all hanging out together. You
1138. 30:31just kind of let them out.
1139. 30:32>> But yeah, they need to be let out the
1140. 30:33[ __ ]
1141. 30:34>> Yeah. And then you got to pick up four
1142. 30:35shits.
1143. 30:37>> Technically, yeah. Well, I don't know if
1144. 30:39you mean technically.
1145. 30:39>> Well, it's a gray area with a yard.
1146. 30:41Technically, you technically you can.
1147. 30:43>> Are they in the city or
1148. 30:44>> decomposable?
1149. 30:45>> City or the suburbs?
1150. 30:46>> City.
1151. 30:47>> Feel like city shits you always got to
1152. 30:49clean up no matter what. That's fair.
1153. 30:51>> Yeah. Yeah. Because like my parents have
1154. 30:53a big yard
1155. 30:55and I would pick up George's [ __ ] but I
1156. 30:58know my sister just lets her dog [ __ ] in
1157. 31:00that yard.
1158. 31:01>> Mhm.
1159. 31:01>> So,
1160. 31:02>> but yeah, that threes Nobody cares.
1161. 31:04>> Three is a lot to go over to a place
1162. 31:05though.
1163. 31:06>> Three times a day.
1164. 31:07>> Yeah. Wouldn't you say so?
1165. 31:08>> Yeah. Yeah. I But that's kind of
1166. 31:11standard though. Like it's a morning.
1167. 31:15>> I'm not saying it's the wrong cadence.
1168. 31:16>> Late afternoon, evening, right before
1169. 31:18bed.
1170. 31:19>> Yeah. But at what point
1171. 31:21is it like you need a living or you
1172. 31:23need, you know?
1173. 31:24>> Yeah. Or just
1174. 31:25>> It's like four dogs. It's like I I
1175. 31:28usually board George when I am out of
1176. 31:30town and then if I'm if I'm gone for a
1177. 31:33week, it's like 500 bucks. It's like
1178. 31:34>> damn. Is that expensive? What's up, bro?
1179. 31:37>> You boarded Ralph?
1180. 31:39>> Not right now. I have him with a sitter
1181. 31:41that we've been using and it's like 50
1182. 31:43bucks a day. That's a much better
1183. 31:44option.
1184. 31:45>> Do you get worried about him with a
1185. 31:46sitter? Not these people.
1186. 31:49>> No,
1187. 31:49>> we've This is like the third time we've
1188. 31:51used them and they're awesome. But uh
1189. 31:53>> How'd you find them?
1190. 31:54>> There's an app.
1191. 31:55>> Okay.
1192. 31:56>> It's like a
1193. 31:57>> Oh, I used to Yeah. Yeah. They go to
1194. 32:00your house or
1195. 32:01>> No, I just drop them off at their
1196. 32:02apartment. They're in West Loop and
1197. 32:04>> he just chills.
1198. 32:05>> Does a sitter, if you went out of town
1199. 32:07for the night, would the sitter sleep at
1200. 32:09your house?
1201. 32:10>> No.
1202. 32:12I was uh I was in New York a couple
1203. 32:14weeks ago and a a a New York employee
1204. 32:18uh that you guys know that everyone
1205. 32:21listening knows has a sitter sleep at
1206. 32:23their house for the weekend
1207. 32:25off a website
1208. 32:26>> for a dog.
1209. 32:27>> Yeah,
1210. 32:28>> I think that's more common than you
1211. 32:29think. I've never done that, but I've
1212. 32:31had when George was a puppy and I wanted
1213. 32:33to like have a day,
1214. 32:35>> I'd have a sitter stay there for hours.
1215. 32:36>> Depends how much depends how well you
1216. 32:38know them. No,
1217. 32:40>> it's like the first time you've met him.
1218. 32:41That's very weird.
1219. 32:42>> It's on an app.
1220. 32:43>> Yeah, that's I think that's kind of
1221. 32:44bizarre.
1222. 32:44>> Is it like help yourself to whatever you
1223. 32:46want to hear? Who is it type of deal?
1224. 32:48[laughter]
1225. 32:48>> Bosco.
1226. 32:50>> I mean, I'll call the person and I'll
1227. 32:52see if they'll get
1228. 32:53>> a dog.
1229. 32:54>> What' you say?
1230. 32:55>> A dog.
1231. 32:57>> Uh, or a child?
1232. 32:59>> It's a dog.
1233. 33:00>> Oh, okay.
1234. 33:00>> Oh,
1235. 33:02>> should I call him?
1236. 33:03>> Yeah, call Marty. [laughter] It's not
1237. 33:06Marty. Marty was there cuz Marty thought
1238. 33:08it was
1239. 33:09>> trying to think.
1240. 33:13Is it Z?
1241. 33:16>> Who is it? Z.
1242. 33:19>> He might be on P Central.
1243. 33:20>> It's Z, isn't it? Oh, it's Clemer.
1244. 33:23>> No, I don't know.
1245. 33:25Sports central. My apology.
1246. 33:29What the hell? That'd be awesome. It'd
1247. 33:31be like Inception.
1248. 33:33>> Is it Z?
1249. 33:35It's Hubsy. [laughter]
1250. 33:40>> That is kind of bizarre by our boy
1251. 33:41Hubsy.
1252. 33:44>> I'll just text him. Are you on Sports
1253. 33:46Central?
1254. 33:47>> I wouldn't. Yeah. No. If I found someone
1255. 33:49on an app, I would not want them near my
1256. 33:52[ __ ] or like in my [ __ ] for a night.
1257. 33:56>> Yeah. And nor would I want to sleep at a
1258. 33:58stranger's place for a night or
1259. 34:01>> I mean if you're getting paid
1260. 34:02>> I know but like there's got to be an
1261. 34:04easier alternative.
1262. 34:05>> It's also an option to bring to their
1263. 34:06house
1264. 34:07>> sleep in your house.
1265. 34:08>> Yeah.
1266. 34:08>> Eat your food [ __ ] on your toilet air.
1267. 34:11>> Yeah. Are they taking dumps?
1268. 34:13>> But it feels a lot
1269. 34:16easier for like New York.
1270. 34:17>> Better for the dog.
1271. 34:18>> Yeah.
1272. 34:19>> To not leave it. It's quarters.
1273. 34:21>> Yeah.
1274. 34:23>> How's Ralph doing on the plane?
1275. 34:25>> Good. He's not great at uh takeoff, but
1276. 34:29once we're in the air, he's chill.
1277. 34:32>> Oh, you keep him with you?
1278. 34:33>> Yeah.
1279. 34:33>> Oh.
1280. 34:34>> Oh, yeah. Told me that.
1281. 34:36>> Said they just finished. They're on
1282. 34:37Sports Central.
1283. 34:39>> Uh he's calling back.
1284. 34:42>> Hey Z,
1285. 34:44>> what's up?
1286. 34:45>> Can Can we talk about the dog story?
1287. 34:47[laughter]
1288. 34:48>> The dog story?
1289. 34:49>> You're on the free swim.
1290. 34:50>> You're on the free swim. You're on dog
1291. 34:51walk right now. Can we talk about
1292. 34:52>> Yeah. What's up? My second ever dog walk
1293. 34:54appearance. This is very nice.
1294. 34:56[laughter]
1295. 34:57>> Remember we were walking on the
1296. 34:58boardwalk and Marty was like telling the
1297. 35:00story about the dog sitter.
1298. 35:03>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes. Yes.
1299. 35:05>> So explain. So they just come to your
1300. 35:07house and they sleep over for like the
1301. 35:09whole weekend.
1302. 35:09>> Okay. So, um, so I I me and my wife, we
1303. 35:15have a dog who's like a a year and a
1304. 35:18half old now, and we live too far from
1305. 35:22like my mom, so she can't come and like
1306. 35:25take care of him and stay over. So, when
1307. 35:28we go away, like we've got um we've got
1308. 35:31a wedding in Italy in September, we'll
1309. 35:34have to like have someone come over and
1310. 35:37they stay in the apartment for a few
1311. 35:38days and like take care of them. And
1312. 35:40it's like a I think the there's a
1313. 35:42service. I don't want to, you know, give
1314. 35:44away the name, but like they have
1315. 35:45reviews and we've gone through a few of
1316. 35:47them at this point that we kind of just
1317. 35:49have like a rolodex of people we trust.
1318. 35:51>> And do they sleep in the bed on the
1319. 35:52couch? How does that work?
1320. 35:53>> They sleep in the bed. like have sheets,
1321. 35:56you know, you know, clean sheets for
1322. 35:58them and um although I think one of them
1323. 36:00actually did sleep on our couch. Um but
1324. 36:02yeah, they'll just they'll sleep in the
1325. 36:03bed.
1326. 36:04>> I guess it's not that I guess it's like
1327. 36:05an Airbnb in a way. You tell them like
1328. 36:07help yourself to whatever.
1329. 36:08>> We're just like we don't really have
1330. 36:09other options cuz we can't take them
1331. 36:11everywhere. So, you know, it it's just
1332. 36:13something we kind of got to we we did it
1333. 36:15one time and it we've never had issues
1334. 36:17with it at all. I know what Eddie you
1335. 36:19asked us like if someone's ever like
1336. 36:22left something in her fridge or
1337. 36:23something like that. I think when we
1338. 36:24have this conversation, but like we've
1339. 36:26honestly never had a weird experience
1340. 36:27with it. It's only
1341. 36:28>> Are they [ __ ] in your toilet?
1342. 36:30>> Where do you think
1343. 36:31>> I don't think they have anywhere else to
1344. 36:32[ __ ] [laughter]
1345. 36:33>> Yeah, but you don't hold it in. I don't
1346. 36:36know.
1347. 36:37>> Hold it in for 4 days. Go to the
1348. 36:39Starbucks.
1349. 36:40>> I don't know. I I It's I I'm assume I
1350. 36:44haven't really thought of it that way,
1351. 36:45but I guess they are [ __ ] in my
1352. 36:47toilet. Yeah, it is happening.
1353. 36:48>> No, this isn't as weird as I thought.
1354. 36:50It's pretty. It's just like a air.
1355. 36:51>> Marty thinks it's legitimately the
1356. 36:53strangest thing he's ever heard. And he
1357. 36:55laughs every time he hears it. But like
1358. 36:57I don't know, man. If we go away for
1359. 36:59like four or five days and we're not
1360. 37:00going to her home in San Diego, like we
1361. 37:03kind of got to leave him. So there's
1362. 37:05only so much we can do.
1363. 37:06>> You don't want to stuff him in on the in
1364. 37:08the bottom of the plane? No.
1365. 37:11>> No. Well, he if we fly with him, we
1366. 37:14bring we like he'll he's so little he
1367. 37:16stays, you know, with us uh like in the
1368. 37:18seat. We would never put him in like the
1369. 37:20cargo, but uh there's some times where
1370. 37:22we we're going and like if I wouldn't
1371. 37:25bring him to Italy for a wedding.
1372. 37:27>> What kind of dog is this?
1373. 37:29>> He's a multi cabu. He's he's like 8
1374. 37:33pounds.
1375. 37:33>> Oh, okay.
1376. 37:35>> But just more just like there's
1377. 37:36sometimes where you can't bring them.
1378. 37:37Like there we we we were going home for
1379. 37:41we were going to her place for a tasting
1380. 37:43for the wedding tasting and we weren't
1381. 37:45going to bring them. We want wanted to
1382. 37:46just have a few days to ourselves. So,
1383. 37:48you know, we left them at home with a
1384. 37:49few with with the the sitter.
1385. 37:51>> That's that's the problem with this
1386. 37:53company, hubs, is everything is the
1387. 37:55craziest thing we've ever heard.
1388. 37:56>> I I didn't say that. I'm not saying
1389. 37:58probably Marty's like that's a that's so
1390. 38:00crazy. [clears throat]
1391. 38:02>> I've ever like I I do get that like
1392. 38:06yeah, someone's just living in my place
1393. 38:08who I don't know at all for a few days,
1394. 38:10but it's just not as crazy as you'd
1395. 38:12think. Maybe I could have crazy stories
1396. 38:14from it and I've just gotten lucky. But
1397. 38:16so far it's just been normal. Like yeah,
1398. 38:19it's only been women. You know, my my
1399. 38:21wife will just, you know, pick somebody
1400. 38:23from the service and it's a, you know,
1401. 38:25girl who doesn't really make a mess or
1402. 38:28anything. They're very, you know, they
1403. 38:29take care of them and I don't know.
1404. 38:31>> She having guys over.
1405. 38:32>> It's pretty simple.
1406. 38:33>> Do what?
1407. 38:34>> Yeah. Do you have a Ring camera? Like,
1408. 38:36do you know if she's having people over
1409. 38:37and stuff?
1410. 38:37>> She having sex in your bed? We have we
1411. 38:39do have a camera, but we we don't the
1412. 38:43person will just send us updates like
1413. 38:44every few hours like what's going on and
1414. 38:46and like how he's being
1415. 38:48>> Is she attractive?
1416. 38:50>> It's a It's not the same person every
1417. 38:52time.
1418. 38:52>> Have Have you had any attractive
1419. 38:55fitters? [laughter]
1420. 38:57>> Um maybe like one I think. I don't know.
1421. 39:00They're kind of just like normal looking
1422. 39:02people. No one who's ever like taken my
1423. 39:04breath away. I'll say that. Nobody's
1424. 39:06ever left a djouro on the stove or
1425. 39:08nothing like that.
1426. 39:09>> I've never noticed any I You could tell
1427. 39:11me these people haven't eaten when they
1428. 39:13after they stayed because you just they
1429. 39:15just don't leave anything. They're all,
1430. 39:16you know,
1431. 39:18>> you tell them like help yourself to
1432. 39:19whatever.
1433. 39:21>> Yeah. But they never do. Um they usually
1434. 39:24will just if someone's coming, let's say
1435. 39:26we have a, you know, a wedding or
1436. 39:28whatever and someone will be spending
1437. 39:29the night like they'll bring takeout or
1438. 39:31they'll order out. Like no one's ever
1439. 39:33eaten our food. I assume they're just
1440. 39:35ordering out or bring their own [ __ ]
1441. 39:38>> Makes sense.
1442. 39:38>> We're going to see a TikTok. This is how
1443. 39:40Barcel Hubs lives. [laughter]
1444. 39:42>> I wish I had I wish I had a crazier
1445. 39:44story for you guys. Maybe maybe it's to
1446. 39:46come. Maybe it's when we do this Italy
1447. 39:47trip and we're gone for a few days. But
1448. 39:49so far it's been pretty normal.
1449. 39:51>> See, how many days are you in Italy
1450. 39:52though?
1451. 39:53>> We're doing
1452. 39:55we leave on a Saturday, we come back the
1453. 39:58following Friday.
1454. 39:59>> See, what's the barrier to entry though?
1455. 40:01Like I feel like there's got to be a
1456. 40:02certain amount of days where it's worth
1457. 40:03it to for you to go take it to your
1458. 40:05mom's house.
1459. 40:06>> So what we're going to do is because
1460. 40:08that is for 6 days that would cost a lot
1461. 40:11of money. So to think we're going to do
1462. 40:13like only three days with someone and
1463. 40:16then we have a friend coming who will uh
1464. 40:19be staying like who just lives in the
1465. 40:20city and she loves Herby so she's just
1466. 40:23going to come in with her husband and
1467. 40:25just kind of hang out. Uh so I think
1468. 40:27we'll only have a random person there
1469. 40:29for like two or three days.
1470. 40:31Gotcha. All right, Z. You have a good
1471. 40:33day.
1472. 40:34>> Thank you, Eddie.
1473. 40:36Z,
1474. 40:37>> why call him Z?
1475. 40:38>> Hubsy.
1476. 40:38>> Hubsy.
1477. 40:40>> Give me a break.
1478. 40:41>> You ever heard that story?
1479. 40:43>> No. Is there a story? [laughter]
1480. 40:45>> I just texted him one day. I'm like,
1481. 40:47"Hey, man. You ever considered about
1482. 40:49going going by hubs with a Z instead
1483. 40:51[laughter] of an S?"
1484. 40:53>> And he's like, "No." He's like, "It's
1485. 40:55always been He took it like he took the
1486. 40:57ser he took the question." Yeah. like
1487. 40:59like not serious. But he took it as a
1488. 41:00genuine question. He's like, "It's
1489. 41:02always been Hubs." Like, "No, like I've
1490. 41:04never considered." I was like, "Well,
1491. 41:05would you ever consider making a change?
1492. 41:06I think it could be good for your
1493. 41:07brand."
1494. 41:08>> It would be very Yankees. [laughter]
1495. 41:09>> Yeah. And he's like, "No, I think I've
1496. 41:12been Hubs too long, dude. Like, I'm not
1497. 41:13changing it." And then I I think it was
1498. 41:15you. I think I had you ask him like,
1499. 41:17"Yo, someone asked him." Yeah.
1500. 41:20>> Yes. I had someone else asked him if
1501. 41:21he'd ever go by Hubs of the Z.
1502. 41:23>> And he was like, "Who [laughter] is
1503. 41:24this?"
1504. 41:26>> Yeah. So then it became a thing where I
1505. 41:28just people would ask him if he's hubs
1506. 41:31with a Z and then I just started calling
1507. 41:32him Z.
1508. 41:33>> Hubz.
1509. 41:34>> So I think that you totally manufactured
1510. 41:35by yourself.
1511. 41:36>> Now people call it that.
1512. 41:38>> That's a pretty good nickname.
1513. 41:39>> I love it.
1514. 41:39>> Zubz.
1515. 41:41>> Do you still have the text?
1516. 41:45>> Uh no. I have a different one actually.
1517. 41:46>> We did it on the show.
1518. 41:48>> Did we?
1519. 41:49>> Yeah.
1520. 41:50>> Oh yeah, I do. I think I blamed it on
1521. 41:54Tommy though. Hey Hubs, I've started
1522. 41:55running people the store recently. We're
1523. 41:57working on a spreadsheet with updates to
1524. 41:58social media usernames. Was just getting
1525. 42:00to you and wondering what you're going
1526. 42:02by now because Eddie mentioned you're
1527. 42:04going by hubs with a Z now. [laughter]
1528. 42:07Said this feels like a bit. I said no.
1529. 42:09What do you mean? Gas just needs to buy
1530. 42:10Monday morning. So I'm trying to bang it
1531. 42:11out. [laughter] Just hubs with an S. L M
1532. 42:14A O
1533. 42:17Z. That's great. [snorts]
1534. 42:20>> I like that. Yeah. You know, people will
1535. 42:22listen to this or watch this and be
1536. 42:24like, "That's way more common than you
1537. 42:25guys realize." It probably is.
1538. 42:27>> Yeah,
1539. 42:27>> it probably is.
1540. 42:28>> The dog sitter.
1541. 42:29>> Yeah.
1542. 42:29>> Yeah. I just wanted to know the
1543. 42:31logistics.
1544. 42:33>> But you got like you like that was an
1545. 42:36option for you, I feel like. Is that a
1546. 42:38new thing? Maybe.
1547. 42:38>> No, I remember that app. And I would
1548. 42:40have it for like
1549. 42:43if I knew I was going to like if I was
1550. 42:44going to a Bears game or you know, like
1551. 42:46I'm going to be gone for seven hours and
1552. 42:48when they're a puppy, you just can't.
1553. 42:50That's like you just can't do it. So it
1554. 42:52h we're like we're you know it's date
1555. 42:54night or whatever.
1556. 42:56>> But it's like the you know like I never
1557. 42:58an overnight. I just never considered
1558. 43:00that.
1559. 43:01>> Yeah. I'd get nervous with someone
1560. 43:02else's dog.
1561. 43:03>> I wouldn't like I wouldn't
1562. 43:05>> Well, you don't like dogs.
1563. 43:07>> No, but you wouldn't get nervous. That's
1564. 43:08a lot of responsibility.
1565. 43:09>> Watch someone's dog.
1566. 43:10>> Yeah.
1567. 43:11>> I think I'd be fine.
1568. 43:12>> No, like walk like going out and walking
1569. 43:14them and [ __ ] too.
1570. 43:15>> Yeah, that's part of
1571. 43:16>> I've just seen two horror stories.
1572. 43:17>> What do you mean?
1573. 43:18>> I did. There was this guy
1574. 43:21when I lived in Ukrainian. I'd walk
1575. 43:23George to the Wicked Park dog park and
1576. 43:25there was this guy who's probably in his
1577. 43:2750s who was always there with like six,
1578. 43:29seven, eight dogs and then one of them
1579. 43:32got out and was like like got off the
1580. 43:34leash and like he lost the
1581. 43:36>> That's what I'm saying.
1582. 43:37>> Yeah, eight dogs is wild.
1583. 43:39>> Yeah, I've heard of one dog getting
1584. 43:40eaten before.
1585. 43:41>> Eaten?
1586. 43:42>> Yeah.
1587. 43:42>> Eaten.
1588. 43:42>> Like a little dog by a coyote.
1589. 43:44>> Swallowed.
1590. 43:45>> Hey, what the [ __ ] P22.
1591. 43:47>> Were you talking about me?
1592. 43:49>> No, [laughter]
1593. 43:50>> no, no, no. Talking about mine.
1594. 43:52>> Oh, like the cat.
1595. 43:54>> Yeah. Remember, did you seen that video,
1596. 43:56right?
1597. 43:57>> You don't you know P22?
1598. 43:59>> What is going I I had a dog. I let my
1599. 44:01dog out once and he got eaten by a
1600. 44:02coyote. Is that
1601. 44:03>> Oh, I [laughter] didn't know that.
1602. 44:04>> Yeah. When did that happen?
1603. 44:06>> I thought you were setting me up.
1604. 44:07>> Oh, no. No.
1605. 44:08>> Okay. I thought you were setting me up,
1606. 44:10too.
1607. 44:10>> Oh, no. I don't think I knew that. Have
1608. 44:12we talked about that?
1609. 44:12>> That common? Does that happen a lot?
1610. 44:14Like,
1611. 44:14>> yes, dude.
1612. 44:15>> It happened. I feel like it happened to
1613. 44:16Jessica Simpson like famously like she
1614. 44:18had like a hawk or something came down,
1615. 44:20swooped down, ate up her dog.
1616. 44:22>> My friend
1617. 44:23>> me when I was like four. I let it out of
1618. 44:24the backyard and and we found him and he
1619. 44:27was eaten by a coyote.
1620. 44:28>> Damn.
1621. 44:28>> Jeez.
1622. 44:29>> My dad likes to remind me of that all
1623. 44:30the time.
1624. 44:31>> Yeah.
1625. 44:31>> Come on, dude. You [ __ ] up.
1626. 44:34>> My friend was walking down a hallway. A
1627. 44:36dog walker was walking. Little dog,
1628. 44:37another dog, big dog's walking by. The
1629. 44:39dog just attacked the other one.
1630. 44:41>> Damn.
1631. 44:41>> Like in the hallway.
1632. 44:42>> Nothing you can do about that. No, but
1633. 44:43it's like if you're that dog walker and
1634. 44:45you see someone's dog just getting
1635. 44:46mauled in front of you.
1636. 44:47>> Yeah. What do you do?
1637. 44:48>> What do you say?
1638. 44:51>> You got to kick that coyote.
1639. 44:53>> No, this was a this was a
1640. 44:54>> domesticated.
1641. 44:55>> Yeah.
1642. 44:56>> So then that dog has to be put down
1643. 44:57probably.
1644. 44:58>> Yeah. This
1645. 44:59>> her all the way around.
1646. 44:59>> This is
1647. 45:00>> I do have one dog that lives upstairs
1648. 45:02for me.
1649. 45:03>> Terrifying.
1650. 45:04>> Really?
1651. 45:05>> Has lunged at me. Has lunged at George.
1652. 45:07It's like a very scary angry
1653. 45:09>> I think Scott's dog's terrifying. I'll
1654. 45:11be honest.
1655. 45:11>> Well, it ripped his face.
1656. 45:12>> I know. Yeah.
1657. 45:13>> Like I I'm I'm afraid of that dog.
1658. 45:15>> Uh yeah, I was about to say the dogs I
1659. 45:17guess you can dox a dog,
1660. 45:18>> Gary.
1661. 45:19>> Yeah. Yeah.
1662. 45:19>> Yeah.
1663. 45:20>> Yeah. The thought of an aggressive Great
1664. 45:21Dane is like, whoa, I thought these
1665. 45:23things were supposed to be chill.
1666. 45:25>> Well, he has two and the other one has
1667. 45:27>> always just been like the biggest
1668. 45:30thing's a [ __ ] tiger.
1669. 45:31>> The other thing the other thing looks
1670. 45:32like a cow and it's [ __ ] It's a mean
1671. 45:35It was mean dog.
1672. 45:36>> Yeah.
1673. 45:36>> Yeah.
1674. 45:39Scares the
1675. 45:39>> But I used to bring George over to play
1676. 45:41with Moose when George was a puppy and
1677. 45:43Moose would just lay on his back and let
1678. 45:44George just jump all over him.
1679. 45:47>> Scary.
1680. 45:47>> Yeah.
1681. 45:48>> Yeah. P22 is a mountain line that lived
1682. 45:50in Los Angeles and there's a video of a
1683. 45:54dog walker walking the dogs and there's
1684. 45:55like four dogs in front and there's like
1685. 45:57a little dog lagging behind and the
1686. 45:58mountain line just comes up behind
1687. 46:01snatches.
1688. 46:01>> I don't watch those videos, Ed. Did you
1689. 46:03see that on a rig cam video?
1690. 46:05>> No. Uh, actually probably, but it wasn't
1691. 46:08intended to be like a
1692. 46:10>> videos like you reposting them, sharing
1693. 46:13them to his story.
1694. 46:14>> No, come on.
1695. 46:15>> Pervert head.
1696. 46:16>> Let me see. P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
1697. 46:17P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
1698. 46:17P P P P P P P22. You want to see it?
1699. 46:19>> No, stop.
1700. 46:20>> What kind of dog was it? A Dachon.
1701. 46:22>> Um, no.
1702. 46:24>> No.
1703. 46:25>> What are we doing? [laughter]
1704. 46:26>> I didn't say it. He said it.
1705. 46:28>> I was asking. You said it was a small
1706. 46:29dog.
1707. 46:30>> I don't want to see dogs get attacked.
1708. 46:31Put your laptop away.
1709. 46:32>> It's dark. You can't really see it.
1710. 46:35Stop, Eddie.
1711. 46:37>> Remember when he almost nailed those two
1712. 46:38pit bulls in uh He almost nailed those
1713. 46:41pit bulls in Arizona.
1714. 46:45>> What nailed?
1715. 46:46>> I saved those dogs lives.
1716. 46:49>> He almost smoked these two dogs
1717. 46:50>> with a car. No, I was going 30 miles an
1718. 46:53hour in a residential neighborhood and
1719. 46:56thank God I'm focused on the road like a
1720. 47:00good driver and these two dogs just bam
1721. 47:03like right in front of me just going
1722. 47:06right across the street and I [ __ ]
1723. 47:08trying to put the brakes on like one of
1724. 47:11those brakes that just completely stops
1725. 47:14and I didn't [ __ ] hit him and Eddie
1726. 47:15wants to give me [ __ ] for that.
1727. 47:17>> 30 is a little fast in a residential
1728. 47:19area. [laughter]
1729. 47:20Agree. I agree. It was scary, dude.
1730. 47:23These things came out of nowhere.
1731. 47:24>> Yeah,
1732. 47:25>> it was really scary.
1733. 47:26>> That would be I think hitting a dog with
1734. 47:29a car is worse than like what you said,
1735. 47:33just walking it down the hall and a
1736. 47:34different dog attacks.
1737. 47:35>> Yeah. No.
1738. 47:36>> Yes. Cuz that's all your fault.
1739. 47:38>> How is it your fault?
1740. 47:40>> If you're driving and you can't
1741. 47:41>> and the dog darts out of nowhere
1742. 47:43>> and you don't have the reflexes are
1743. 47:45>> they darted.
1744. 47:46>> They darted. Yeah, I believe you. But
1745. 47:49I was focused on the road and I didn't
1746. 47:50see these dogs and they just came out of
1747. 47:52like the clouds.
1748. 47:53>> Yeah, but you you managed to break.
1749. 47:56>> Yeah, but if I hit them and if I didn't
1750. 47:58if I didn't break a millisecond earlier
1751. 48:00and I hit them, it's my fault.
1752. 48:02>> You've ever killed a possum or a skunk?
1753. 48:05>> I have killed an owl.
1754. 48:07>> I thought it was a kid. It was a giant
1755. 48:09[ __ ] owl and it was dark room.
1756. 48:11>> Kids got feathers
1757. 48:12>> and it Well, it just like tumbled up the
1758. 48:14windshield
1759. 48:15>> and I was like, "Oh, fuck." [ __ ] I
1760. 48:17thought it was like a toddler.
1761. 48:18>> That's scary.
1762. 48:19>> And then I'm like, "Ah, it's an owl."
1763. 48:21>> But I got out of the car and I was like
1764. 48:23tearing up cuz I thought I
1765. 48:25>> hit a kid.
1766. 48:26>> I have a perfect record now that I said
1767. 48:28that I'm probably going to hit
1768. 48:29something. But
1769. 48:30>> never hit a squirrel or nothing.
1770. 48:31>> Your chances are only increasing with
1771. 48:33being a new reach driver.
1772. 48:34>> Yeah, true. [laughter]
1773. 48:38>> Um, all right, boys. We could wrap this
1774. 48:40up. Anything else?
1775. 48:42>> Nope.
1776. 48:43>> Fun episode tomorrow. I actually really
1777. 48:44enjoyed that.
1778. 48:45>> Yeah.
1779. 48:45>> Yeah.
1780. 48:46>> Yeah. We did an episode on uh you ever
1781. 48:48hear of Jolo?
1782. 48:50>> No.
1783. 48:51>> He's like Epstein, Bernie Maidoff, all
1784. 48:54these guy like all these different
1785. 48:56horrible people. He used to be he used
1786. 48:57to be dating Miranda Kerr, but he just
1787. 49:01like stole billions of dollars. He's
1788. 49:02still on the run.
1789. 49:03>> Huh.
1790. 49:04>> To hear more
1791. 49:07mega con artist.
1792. 49:09>> Um
1793. 49:09>> funded Wolf of Wall Street.
1794. 49:10>> Yeah.
1795. 49:11>> Damn.
1796. 49:12>> All right, then. That's it everyone.
1797. 49:14Thanks for listening. Thanks for
1798. 49:14watching. See you tomorrow.