Dan Soder & Will Sasso Do Hilarious Dusty Rhodes Impressions — Transcript

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1. 0:00Did you ever uh I was I was telling you
2. 0:02a little bit about this, but before the
3. 0:04internet was everywhere, when morning
4. 0:06radio shows were still really big,
5. 0:08I don't know what the exact show was,
6. 0:09but Bret Hart used to call into a
7. 0:11Calgary morning radio show,
8. 0:13and they would prank phone call Ric
9. 0:15Flair.
10. 0:15>> Oh my gosh.
11. 0:16>> And there's one where they prank phone
12. 0:17call Ric Flair, and they clearly know
13. 0:19that Ric's either been partying or out
14. 0:21partying or whatever, but they call him
15. 0:22and they go,
16. 0:23and it's Bret, and it's just Bret
17. 0:25talking to him. He's like, "Ric, you
18. 0:26know, I'm just telling the guys about
19. 0:28how I I did so much more business than
20. 0:30you or whatever." And Ric Flair gets so
21. 0:32wound up. For years, this was something
22. 0:34we used to yell in our apartment. Where
23. 0:36he goes, "I sold tickets. You sold
24. 0:40sunglasses." And that was like one of
25. 0:42the funniest things cuz he just keeps
26. 0:44yelling it.
27. 0:45>> Yeah.
28. 0:45>> He keeps cuz they're trying to like get
29. 0:47him angry and he's like, "I sold
30. 0:49tickets. You sold sunglasses." It's one
31. 0:52of the hardest. Man, I used to hit
32. 0:54>> That's [ __ ] great.
33. 0:55>> Yeah, cuz you could tell they caught Ric
34. 0:56at a very bad time.
35. 0:58>> I love that he comes out with legit
36. 1:00promo [ __ ] while he's getting prank
37. 1:02called.
38. 1:04>> He's just cutting a promo.
39. 1:06>> Yeah.
40. 1:07>> Yeah. I want the tonight show. And the
41. 1:10and the
42. 1:10we're in the Calgary morning zoo. We're
43. 1:13giving away tickets to Jim Neidhart.
44. 1:16>> He's just out of his mind.
45. 1:19>> Caller number 10.
46. 1:20>> Ric Flair is
47. 1:22>> He wears stupid hats. I wouldn't wear a
48. 1:24hat like that if you paid me.
49. 1:27>> I would have loved to have gotten Dusty
50. 1:29like you know, after they work and he's
51. 1:31just like, "He's a lot, baby. He's a
52. 1:33lot." Like co-worker energy?
53. 1:35>> Yeah.
54. 1:36>> He goes, "I don't know. I'm going on the
55. 1:37road with Ric. It's going to be
56. 1:39it's going to be a long week."
57. 1:41>> Yeah, working with Ric. Well, let me
58. 1:43tell you something, daddy. Ric is Ric,
59. 1:44baby.
60. 1:45>> Yeah.
61. 1:45>> Ric does Ric, baby. Yeah, he yelled at
62. 1:48me about uh feather boas for half an
63. 1:51hour, baby.
64. 1:52>> Him just on the phone. That's right,
65. 1:54Ric.
66. 1:56Him trying to get off the phone with
67. 1:57Rick Flair.
68. 1:58>> He's like, "Oh, I know you all the man."
69. 2:01Yeah, yeah, I know. I understand. Okay,
70. 2:03I'll be right there, honey. Yeah, those
71. 2:05potatoes sound good. I'm going to play
72. 2:07ball with Cody. I'm going to go throw
73. 2:09the ball with him. Hold on, Rick's still
74. 2:10listening. Cities here. He's still going
75. 2:12I think he's going through the phone
76. 2:14book.
77. 2:16Oh, yes. I have heard of Arlington.
78. 2:18Yeah, oh,
79. 2:20you live in Arlington.
80. 2:21Yeah, Durham's a good place, Rick.
81. 2:23Yeah, I love Yeah, we got that bar in
82. 2:25Durham, baby. Okay, Rick, I got to get
83. 2:27going. The grass is growing. It's
84. 2:29Saturday, baby. Dustin trying to get off
85. 2:31the phone with Rick Flair. You got to
86. 2:33move along, baby. So you could do house
87. 2:34chores. Them dirty
88. 2:36Them dirty dishes ain't going to clean
89. 2:37themselves, Rick. All right, Ricky. The
90. 2:39American dream might be the son of a
91. 2:41plumber, but he's the daddy of a boy
92. 2:43that needs to go play catch. So, I'm
93. 2:46sorry, Rick. Yeah, sorry, baby. Yeah,
94. 2:48the paint's been coming up on the
95. 2:50ceiling, baby, cuz we had a rainy season
96. 2:51in
97. 2:52them Georgia summers. They peel the
98. 2:55walls. Yeah, baby. We must have We
99. 2:57should have put a little more primer on
100. 3:01on the side of the wall. And now
101. 3:04I got to go
102. 3:05myself, daddy, because Dustin did that
103. 3:08paint job and he's on the road, baby. He
104. 3:10hangs up. The natural. He goes, "That's
105. 3:12the only way you can get him off the
106. 3:13phone is to promo him off it."
107. 3:15You got to promo him off the phone.
108. 3:17Well, this Sunday, when I call you back,
109. 3:20daddy,
110. 3:21I'm going to have all my chores done and
111. 3:23we're going to list other cities. Well,
112. 3:25we're about to dance.
113. 3:27All right, okay, Dustin. I'll talk to
114. 3:29you later. That's the only way to get
115. 3:31Why are you yelling in there? I'm trying
116. 3:33to promo Rick off the phone with all my
117. 3:35chores, baby. Do you want to go out for
118. 3:37dinner tonight or not?
119. 3:39Because we could be here for 3 more
120. 3:40hours.
121. 3:43Oh, jeez.
122. 3:46I can't I got to go to the gas station
123. 3:48and fill up that jerry can, baby, cuz I
124. 3:51don't have of those electric lawnmower,
125. 3:53baby. The dream doesn't old school
126. 3:56daddy.
127. 3:57>> Cuz somewhere down the street, there's a
128. 3:59gas station attendant that's waiting for
129. 4:01work and Dusty Rhodes needs to give him
130. 4:04that work, baby. So I got to go.
131. 4:07So I'm going to see you later.
132. 4:08>> Yeah.
133. 4:09>> Yeah, daddy.
134. 4:09>> Unless my hand is touching your hand and
135. 4:12we're both mowing along together, daddy.
136. 4:15That means it does the does it and this
137. 4:17is why Dusty Rhodes
138. 4:20is going to mow that lawn, Rick.
139. 4:23>> Cuz you pull that cord and it always
140. 4:25don't start when you pull that cord.
141. 4:26>> Yeah.
142. 4:27>> You got to pull it again, baby.
143. 4:29I pull that cord
144. 4:31five times.
145. 4:33Five times and it lawnmower, baby.
146. 4:36>> As he's gassed it up. As he's gassed up
147. 4:38the lawnmower. Oh my god, yeah, man. I
148. 4:41mean like hanging it with flare at a
149. 4:43point as like you got to be a friend and
150. 4:45be like, dude, I just got to go back to
151. 4:46my hotel room.
152. 4:46>> Oh man, yeah.
153. 4:47>> It's a lot.
154. 4:48>> Yeah, well, at least he he apologized to
155. 4:52uh
156. 4:53to uh uh
157. 4:55>> uh Ludwig
158. 4:55>> That yeah, Ludwig
159. 4:56>> Kaiser
160. 4:57>> Kaiser. I was almost said Ludwig Borga.