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1. 0:00ah what do you call two guys from mexico
2. 0:02playing basketball i don't know
3. 0:04one on one
4. 0:10how do you organize a space party
5. 0:13how y'all
6. 0:29why skeletons so calm why because
7. 0:32nothing gets out of their
8. 0:33skin
9. 0:41what do you call a barrel of no teeth i
10. 0:42don't know man a gummy bear
11. 0:49what do you call a dinosaur what a great
12. 0:51vocabulary
13. 0:52what a thesaurus
14. 1:01what do you call a cow in an earthquake
15. 1:02you tell me a milkshake
16. 1:08what do you call an acid with an
17. 1:11attitude what
18. 1:12amino acid
19. 1:18what do you call a train full of bubble
20. 1:19gum what a choo-choo train
21. 1:24hey hey why do we tell actors to break a
22. 1:27leg
23. 1:27why because every play has a cast
24. 1:33so what do you call a pen with no tip
25. 1:35what pointless
26. 1:38why do scientists trust adams why
27. 1:41because they make up everything
28. 1:47what kind of music you fish listen to oh
29. 1:50no tell me something sketchy
30. 1:53[Applause]
31. 1:58what's the richest fish in the world
32. 2:00what a goldfish why is the fish so easy
33. 2:09to weigh
34. 2:10why because they come with their own
35. 2:12scales
36. 2:18what's the difference between a guitar
37. 2:19and a fish what
38. 2:21you can't tuna fish
39. 2:26hey there another dad joke for you
40. 2:29why couldn't the bicycle stand up by
41. 2:31itself because it was too tired
42. 2:45what do you call a man without a body in
43. 2:47the nose what
44. 2:48nobody knows
45. 2:50[Music]
46. 2:55what do you call an american bee what a
47. 2:58usb
48. 3:02oh
49. 3:14what do you call a funny group of cows
50. 3:16what a
51. 3:28what does the baby say when he's ready
52. 3:29to leave what
53. 3:38why do rappers like sidewalks why to
54. 3:41keep them off the streets
55. 3:48what do rappers and vegans have in
56. 3:49common what fake beef
57. 3:58if jesus was a rapper what would his
58. 3:59name be what g
59. 4:01sauce
60. 4:08knock knock who's there europe
61. 4:11you're a poop
62. 4:26selena
63. 4:36hey taylor what i have a joke for you
64. 4:38god no
65. 4:39why couldn't the t-rex clap why cause
66. 4:42he's sad
67. 4:55hey adam make it quick what's blue and
68. 4:59smells like red paint
69. 5:00what blue paint
70. 5:04hey adam hey autumn
71. 5:07what what makes me smile
72. 5:12a lot of things face muscles
73. 5:14[Music]
74. 5:16can i have a hug give me a hug