Crowley, Aziraphale, Whales and Dolphins | Good Omens | Prime Video — Transcript

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1. 0:05That was scrumptious.
2. 0:07So,
3. 0:08what are you in the mood for now?
4. 0:10Alcohol.
5. 0:12Quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol.
6. 0:16I have several very nice bottles of
7. 0:18Châteauneuf-du-Pape in the back.
8. 0:20I picked up a dozen cases in 1921 and
9. 0:22there's still some left for special
10. 0:24occasions.
11. 0:27Not very big on wine in heaven, are
12. 0:29they?
13. 0:31Going to get any more masterful
14. 0:32Châteauneuf-du-Pape in heaven or single
15. 0:35malt scotch or little little fruit fruit
16. 0:38cocktails with umbrellas?
17. 0:40Crowley, I've told you I'm not helping
18. 0:42you. I'm not interested. This is purely
19. 0:44social.
20. 0:46I am an angel, you are a demon. We're
21. 0:48hereditary enemies.
22. 0:51Get thee behind me, foul fiend.
23. 0:54Afternoon.
24. 0:56That night, Arthur and Deirdre Young
25. 0:58proudly took the baby they believed was
26. 1:00theirs home to the quiet English village
27. 1:03of Tadfield. The Antichrist had been on
28. 1:06Earth for 24 hours.
29. 1:11While in London's Soho, an angel and a
30. 1:14demon had been drinking solidly for the
31. 1:16last six of them.
32. 1:21So, what
33. 1:22what exactly is your point?
34. 1:24My point is
35. 1:26my point is dolphins.
36. 1:30That's my point. Big brains. So is a
37. 1:35Damn big brains.
38. 1:36It's not not to mention the whales.
39. 1:38Brain city, whales.
40. 1:40Kraken.
41. 1:42Great big bugger.
42. 1:46Supposed to rise up to the surface,
43. 1:47right?
44. 1:49Right up at the end
45. 1:50when the sea boils.
46. 1:52What
47. 1:53That's my point. Whole sea bubbling, the
48. 1:56dolphins and whales everything into
49. 1:59booboo.
50. 2:00Booboo, booboo.
51. 2:02Booboo.
52. 2:04Like fish do. Anyway, it's not their
53. 2:06fault and that's same with the gorillas.
54. 2:09They say like, "Whoop, there's a lot of
55. 2:11sky going red. There's
56. 2:13stars crashing down. And what are they
57. 2:15putting in bananas these days?"
58. 2:17Yeah, all creatures
59. 2:20great and small.
60. 2:21And you know what's worse?
61. 2:24When it's all over you've got to deal
62. 2:26with
63. 2:27eternity.
64. 2:31Eternity? No, it won't be so bad at
65. 2:34first. Although, no sleeping some home
66. 2:36first nights in this eternity, I'm
67. 2:38afraid.
68. 2:39Although, I have heard rumors that your
69. 2:42boss really loves the sound of music.
70. 2:46Fancy spending eternity watching that?
71. 2:49Could literally climb every mountain
72. 2:51over and over and over and over and over
73. 2:53and over and over.
74. 2:53I I don't like it any more than usual,
75. 2:55but I told you I I can't just
76. 2:59not do what I'm told. Nigel, I
77. 3:03I
78. 3:03I can't cope with this while I'm drunk.
79. 3:06I'm going to sober up.
80. 3:07Yeah, me too.
81. 3:18Ah.