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  1. 0:00called Niiawa. Everybody, today we're
  2. 0:02doing cheap versus expensive [music]
  3. 0:04food in Japan.
  4. 0:06[screaming]
  5. 0:08>> So, in today's video, we're going to be
  6. 0:09splitting into two teams. Two on team
  7. 0:11expensive and three on team cheap. The
  8. 0:12cheap team gets a $5 budget each per
  9. 0:14meal.
  10. 0:15>> Oh my god.
  11. 0:17>> And the expensive team gets to ball out
  12. 0:19on an unlimited budget every day.
  13. 0:21>> Oh my gosh,
  14. 0:22>> that is genuinely top three things I've
  15. 0:24eat.
  16. 0:25>> We're going to try breakfast, lunch, and
  17. 0:26dinner and see if the price makes a
  18. 0:28difference out [music] here in Japan.
  19. 0:29Let's do it.
  20. 0:35[laughter]
  21. 0:37>> Hey. Hey. Let's get some muck in. It's
  22. 0:39Japanese o'clock. Shut. [laughter]
  23. 0:42>> How are we poor again? Uh because y'all
  24. 0:45you mother
  25. 0:47>> How did you lose in jeopardy? You're
  26. 0:48supposed to be the smart one.
  27. 0:49>> Wait, I'm not going to lie though. Poor
  28. 0:50like poor Jews
  29. 0:54also lie. Bro, y'all can
  30. 0:55>> Do we get a counter on the Jason jokes
  31. 0:56in this video?
  32. 0:57>> Lose him. Oh, that's already So maybe
  33. 0:59I'll get some McDonald's or some I
  34. 1:01don't know.
  35. 1:01>> I'm going to go get some mucking. Um,
  36. 1:03it's Wagu:00.
  37. 1:04>> I'll be honest. Let's get the Drew.
  38. 1:06Let's get the
  39. 1:07>> No, no, man. We're going to get wagy
  40. 1:10Drew. Enjoy Drew for the day.
  41. 1:13>> If they get expensive, we we don't have
  42. 1:15to. We have Drew.
  43. 1:16>> I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
  44. 1:17Junior
  45. 1:19airport.
  46. 1:23>> No, Junior. Like I I chose you for a
  47. 1:25reason. You know that. talk to me
  48. 1:26though, but like like really wide
  49. 1:27though. Like you know what I mean?
  50. 1:28>> I feel like you've been treating me
  51. 1:29good. [music] You've been treating me
  52. 1:30really nice, bro. I'm in Japan. I'm only
  53. 1:32in Japan once with you. You know what
  54. 1:33I'm saying? Like I'm blessed to be a
  55. 1:35part with Marlin. So like, bro, I can't
  56. 1:36even be mad.
  57. 1:37>> And it's my first time in Japan. Like I
  58. 1:40want to I want to experience something.
  59. 1:41You know what I'm saying? I really want
  60. 1:42to experience some good food here.
  61. 1:43>> So I think I think the first thing we
  62. 1:44hit is a nice cafe.
  63. 1:46>> Breakfast lunch.
  64. 1:47>> It's got five stars. It's expensive.
  65. 1:50Maybe get some like fermented eggs or
  66. 1:52something like that.
  67. 1:53>> Oh my god. And then we'll hit this like
  68. 1:55Wagu sandwich place with with Gold
  69. 1:58Junior.
  70. 1:59>> I want to hit that.
  71. 2:02>> This is my thoughts. [music] My
  72. 2:03thoughts. Cafe. Wagu. Of course. It's
  73. 2:06We're in Japan, guys. The nicest Wagu.
  74. 2:08>> And then
  75. 2:09>> maybe like snack. Maybe like a
  76. 2:10>> Maybe like expensive snack.
  77. 2:12>> Expensive snack.
  78. 2:12>> What about like expensive fruit bowl or
  79. 2:14some
  80. 2:16>> GUYS, WE'RE not the poor boys today.
  81. 2:18We're the poor boys.
  82. 2:20[laughter]
  83. 2:21>> Listen, this is unfair to [music] me and
  84. 2:23Lacy. We were a poor last time you got
  85. 2:24to ride around.
  86. 2:25>> Yeah, but at least we don't have
  87. 2:26>> Let me tell you something.
  88. 2:26>> At least we don't have a sketch 18 beers
  89. 2:28deep this year.
  90. 2:29>> That's very true.
  91. 2:29>> Sketch was hung over.
  92. 2:30>> I'm going to be honest, bro. I've been
  93. 2:32to Japan probably three times now.
  94. 2:34>> The best thing about Japan is
  95. 2:36>> Excluding like all, you know what I
  96. 2:38mean?
  97. 2:38>> Excluding the years you were like living
  98. 2:39here and born here.
  99. 2:40>> I was born in America, guys. The best
  100. 2:42thing about Japan is it's heaven on
  101. 2:43earth, bro. The cheapest things here are
  102. 2:45the best things in America.
  103. 2:47>> I actually agree with that. But the
  104. 2:48problem is we only have $5 to spend.
  105. 2:50>> That's all you need. Yeah, you know how
  106. 2:52we're coming. Presidential. Do you see
  107. 2:54this?
  108. 2:54>> I got a question though.
  109. 2:55>> I never Why don't we have Ubers like
  110. 2:56this?
  111. 2:57>> Are we only doing food today [music] or
  112. 2:58you taking me for a shopping street? I
  113. 2:59feel like a bad right now.
  114. 3:01>> Last year, these mothers went on like
  115. 3:04helicopters. [music]
  116. 3:05They ate gold steaks and whatnot.
  117. 3:08>> Bro, I'm not doing this cafe.
  118. 3:09So, we're going to go get a little bit
  119. 3:11of breakfast and we're leaving with
  120. 3:12[music] something. We're leaving.
  121. 3:13>> But, I need something.
  122. 3:14>> Everything today is on the court. Like,
  123. 3:16do you see this Uber?
  124. 3:17>> That's literally all you had to say.
  125. 3:18This Uber is nice, spacious. Like, oh,
  126. 3:20he got he got gloves on driving with the
  127. 3:22car. That's when you know it's
  128. 3:23expensive. Look at that.
  129. 3:24>> I mean, bro, this is [music]
  130. 3:25like two-seater. Like, what is this,
  131. 3:27bro? They got cup holders.
  132. 3:29>> Wow, bro. No, look look at the side.
  133. 3:31Look at the side.
  134. 3:31>> Talk to me. What? Oh, right on top of
  135. 3:33>> Oh, Griff. [laughter]
  136. 3:36>> Wow, guys. All right. Location number
  137. 3:37one, man.
  138. 3:38>> This is our first spot out of all the
  139. 3:40places WE COULD HAVE CHOSE. WE CHOSE
  140. 3:41JAPANESE MCDONALD'S.
  141. 3:43>> THIS YOUR favorite spot in America, bro?
  142. 3:44>> Yeah. You don't you got a membership
  143. 3:46here? You think it goes in?
  144. 3:47>> I do. I do have the platinum card.
  145. 3:48>> You got the
  146. 3:49>> I see you with a jacket, bro.
  147. 3:50>> What? Oh, you have about this exclusive
  148. 3:52event.
  149. 3:53>> That's our exclusive.
  150. 3:54>> No, the McDonald.
  151. 3:54>> Really? You see anybody else in Japan
  152. 3:56with this on?
  153. 3:57>> No,
  154. 3:58>> it's exclusive.
  155. 3:59>> We have made it to what it looks to be a
  156. 4:02breakfast and brunch place.
  157. 4:05>> Yeah, I'm hungry, bro.
  158. 4:06>> Dog, I'm starving.
  159. 4:07>> I mean, it's got a five on the front
  160. 4:08door, so I think it maybe five stars.
  161. 4:11>> Let me pull Let me pull this up real
  162. 4:12quick. Okay, it's a five-star
  163. 4:13restaurant, actually. [music] Very cute
  164. 4:15restaurant tucked away. The pancakes are
  165. 4:17fluffy, dusted with the right amount of
  166. 4:19powdered sugar. Potatoes, scrambled
  167. 4:20eggs, dashed with a strip of bacon.
  168. 4:22Perfect for brunch if you're browsing
  169. 4:23through the neighborhood.
  170. 4:24>> I want some eggs.
  171. 4:26>> Yo, I want eggs. Potatoes. Maybe you
  172. 4:28like Have you What's that one egg where
  173. 4:29you [music] you rip it and it just
  174. 4:31>> Come tell me. Tell me.
  175. 4:32>> Oh, have you seen that egg? Cut it on
  176. 4:35the [music] middle, splits open, and
  177. 4:36just pours out nice ooey gooey stuff.
  178. 4:39[snorts]
  179. 4:41>> Let's do this. Yeah.
  180. 4:42>> Okay.
  181. 4:43>> That looks good.
  182. 4:46Uh, I might try the pancakes. I learned
  183. 4:48a lot.
  184. 4:48>> The pancakes.
  185. 4:49>> I love the pancakes.
  186. 4:50>> Pancakes are kind of me.
  187. 4:51>> So, if I wait, bro.
  188. 4:53>> Not available for [music] hot cakes.
  189. 4:55>> Oh, check this one.
  190. 4:57>> I don't That's not how it That's not how
  191. 4:59it works.
  192. 5:00>> One thing I wanted.
  193. 5:01>> Chicken McMuffin.
  194. 5:02>> Wait. Chicken McMuffin.
  195. 5:03>> That actually don't sound too bad.
  196. 5:05Sounds pretty. You guys want to try
  197. 5:06something?
  198. 5:06>> Do we have enough money to make it a
  199. 5:07meal?
  200. 5:07>> How much is 270 yen?
  201. 5:09>> It's like 800 yen each. It's 500.
  202. 5:12>> 800 yen each. If we have like 2,400 yen
  203. 5:16combined, can y'all maybe cut down a
  204. 5:17little bit to 200 each?
  205. 5:18>> No, no, no. I mean, because I'm
  206. 5:20>> I [laughter] mean, he he does consume a
  207. 5:22lot.
  208. 5:23>> I'll add my 800, I'll just get this in a
  209. 5:26bed.
  210. 5:26>> Okay.
  211. 5:27>> Well, you know, making a meal, dip,
  212. 5:28>> bro. That's half our budget. 400.
  213. 5:31>> That's half his budget.
  214. 5:32>> Half mine and then I'll let
  215. 5:34>> This doesn't really seem like five star
  216. 5:35somehow.
  217. 5:36>> Uh, I'm getting a little I'm getting a
  218. 5:37little mad right now.
  219. 5:38>> No, I'm I'm going tell you why. Okay.
  220. 5:39Because I
  221. 5:40>> entitled ass American. Yeah, I don't
  222. 5:41give a I don't give a I think the other
  223. 5:43team really has it better than us. Uh,
  224. 5:44currently we're sitting outside of the
  225. 5:46place.
  226. 5:46>> Dude, I told you don't worry. We're
  227. 5:48going to have gold on our Wagu. Just
  228. 5:49chill, bro.
  229. 5:50>> I better have gold on my dick. You suck
  230. 5:51it off. You understand? [music]
  231. 5:54>> We got there's eggs benedict. There's
  232. 5:56falafa shob Benedict. Bacon egg and
  233. 5:58cheese omelette. Italian omelette. I
  234. 6:01mean, there's a lot. There's pancakes.
  235. 6:02>> Oh, I do like
  236. 6:04what is that? French toast sausage
  237. 6:06[music] patty. Scrambled eggs and home
  238. 6:08fries. I feel like I lowkey kind of want
  239. 6:10to go healthy, but like 1,500 calories.
  240. 6:12[music]
  241. 6:12>> No.
  242. 6:13>> Bumba clad. No, that's not happening.
  243. 6:16No. 1,500 yen. Oh, how much is 1,500
  244. 6:18yen?
  245. 6:19>> Yo, bro, come on. Help me out.
  246. 6:21>> What do you mean bomb clad? Listen, we
  247. 6:23got to do a lax omelette for sure.
  248. 6:25Smoked salmon. That's you. I don't want
  249. 6:26salmon.
  250. 6:27>> You going to with that?
  251. 6:28>> I don't want salmon. I might do a little
  252. 6:29[music] Indian or Oh, no. Italian
  253. 6:32omelette. Wait, no. Mushroom though. I
  254. 6:34don't do mushroom bombla. Let me see
  255. 6:36here. Or should I say arigato?
  256. 6:39>> Yeah. Okay. I think we should do eggs
  257. 6:40benedict. That that's like very, you
  258. 6:41know, that's very [music] rich like
  259. 6:43>> money
  260. 6:44>> moneywise. Yeah. You get that if it's
  261. 6:45very not rich in flavor. I'm saying like
  262. 6:46bomb like
  263. 6:48>> I'll be honest with you. A bacon and
  264. 6:49cheese omelette [music] might just be
  265. 6:51bacon and cheese. And then we got some
  266. 6:53extras here. There's avocado.
  267. 6:55>> We got to do a couple things. Avocado, a
  268. 6:57couple eggs on [music] the side, I
  269. 6:58think.
  270. 6:58>> Couple eggs on the side.
  271. 6:59>> Couple eggs on the side.
  272. 7:00>> Maybe a couple sausage.
  273. 7:01>> Couple sausage. Exactly. Yeah.
  274. 7:02>> Oh, burger. They got more.
  275. 7:04>> Wait, breakfast.
  276. 7:06>> All right. So, what do you want to do
  277. 7:07here? Do you want to do a cheeseburg?
  278. 7:08No.
  279. 7:09>> No. This is
  280. 7:09>> Let's do breakfast. Let's do breakfast,
  281. 7:11dude. Let's do some breakfast.
  282. 7:12Breakfast.
  283. 7:12>> Wait, hold on. Breakfast.
  284. 7:16>> I just cringed. Ki. Ki.
  285. 7:19>> Got to sit. You got a little half.
  286. 7:21>> That's a full meal. Oh my. Oh, you got
  287. 7:23to get some Japanese. You got to get
  288. 7:24that.
  289. 7:26>> You think that's good?
  290. 7:26>> Well, you said that good.
  291. 7:28>> Should I try that?
  292. 7:29>> Yeah, get it.
  293. 7:30>> Try it.
  294. 7:30>> Okay. So, I have extra 250 for you to
  295. 7:32use. That's [music] my order.
  296. 7:33>> No, wait. Let me order first.
  297. 7:35>> You did?
  298. 7:36>> No, I didn't. No, he's going to
  299. 7:37around. Wa wa wa.
  300. 7:39>> He's going to [music] order the
  301. 7:41whole menu.
  302. 7:41>> I can't I don't even have enough money
  303. 7:42to do that.
  304. 7:43>> A chicken McMuffin.
  305. 7:44>> Your little meal.
  306. 7:45>> Oh my god, y'all [music] are spending so
  307. 7:48much.
  308. 7:48>> Premium roast iced coffee. Get a little
  309. 7:51coffee.
  310. 7:51>> Maybe try Yeah, maybe try a little
  311. 7:53Japanese coffee. So,
  312. 7:54>> we still have
  313. 7:54>> Okay. Oh. Oh, we have so much.
  314. 7:56>> Get out the way, gang.
  315. 7:57>> So, you have [music] 1,300.
  316. 7:58>> What did I say? In Japan, we're
  317. 7:59billionaires.
  318. 8:00>> Okay. I'm going to go to Chicken
  319. 8:01McMuffin as well. Make it a meal.
  320. 8:03>> No, no, no.
  321. 8:03>> Probably going to do the set.
  322. 8:04>> Try something new.
  323. 8:05>> Going to do chicken nuggets as a side
  324. 8:07with a barbecue sauce. Some melon. Make
  325. 8:10it a large. Not a bad shout. Add some.
  326. 8:13>> Yeah.
  327. 8:14>> Then I'm Oh, 600 yen. How much do I
  328. 8:15have? Oh, I still have 500 yen. Let's
  329. 8:16go.
  330. 8:17>> No, you're disgusting.
  331. 8:18>> Fish fillet.
  332. 8:18>> A fish fillet for breakfast.
  333. 8:20>> I mean, we're in Japan, dude. Fish is
  334. 8:22very popular here. Okay, we have 300
  335. 8:24more yen to spend. What should we get,
  336. 8:25>> bro? Oh,
  337. 8:26>> get the hook.
  338. 8:27>> We could get We could get a chocolate
  339. 8:28pie.
  340. 8:28>> Yeah, let's try it for
  341. 8:29>> Oh my god, they have side salads [music]
  342. 8:31here. Okay, we get a hot apple pie.
  343. 8:32>> 40.
  344. 8:34>> You can't get anything, bro.
  345. 8:36>> Okay, so we're going to do the uh the
  346. 8:37locked omelette.
  347. 8:37>> Locked omelette.
  348. 8:38>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Do [music] you want the
  349. 8:40>> Can I please
  350. 8:40>> bacon? Bacon and cheese.
  351. 8:42>> Bacon and cheese omelette.
  352. 8:43>> And then can we get an eggs benedict as
  353. 8:45well? Can we get avocado on the side?
  354. 8:46And then we'll do sausage on the side as
  355. 8:48well.
  356. 8:48>> Sausage. [snorts]
  357. 8:51>> Oh, sorry. Um just couple eggs on the
  358. 8:53side.
  359. 8:54>> Or fried egg.
  360. 8:55>> Uh fried egg.
  361. 8:56>> And then can I [music] do one cranberry
  362. 8:58lemonade?
  363. 8:58>> I mean, I think that's it, right? Is
  364. 8:59there anything you recommend on this
  365. 9:01menu?
  366. 9:02>> Pancakes or fish sauce?
  367. 9:03>> You got to try pancake.
  368. 9:06>> Which one? Which one? Which one?
  369. 9:07>> Yes. If you eat
  370. 9:08>> We just ordered it. Eggs Benedict. It's
  371. 9:10good.
  372. 9:10>> So good. And I'm like British.
  373. 9:13>> So you know about the eggs benedict.
  374. 9:15>> I will come back here tomorrow. Just
  375. 9:16>> Oh, it's like that. You see? I ordered
  376. 9:19it. Yeah, I did order it. Okay. We'll
  377. 9:20see. We'll see how it says. Thank you. I
  378. 9:22got
  379. 9:23>> Oh, our meal has arrived.
  380. 9:25>> Holy slop. For breakfast.
  381. 9:27>> This is mine is my melon.
  382. 9:28>> I think this is my tea. I got some
  383. 9:29coffee iced coffee.
  384. 9:30>> Okay. I'm actually excited to try this.
  385. 9:32>> What is that?
  386. 9:33>> It's a melon fanta [music]
  387. 9:35for breakfast. I don't know. I don't
  388. 9:37know.
  389. 9:38>> That was three soul sips.
  390. 9:39>> Is it good,
  391. 9:40>> brother? That is gas.
  392. 9:42>> How's the coffee?
  393. 9:44>> That shit's trash, right?
  394. 9:45>> Creamy. Creamy.
  395. 9:46>> Kind of tastes like dirt.
  396. 9:48>> Like dirt. [laughter]
  397. 9:50>> The tea is supposed to be hot.
  398. 9:51>> You want a little melon flavor added to
  399. 9:52it?
  400. 9:53>> Swap. Swap.
  401. 9:54>> Oh, no. No. I didn't say swap. You want
  402. 9:55a little melon flavor added into it? Oh,
  403. 9:58>> he said eat a sip.
  404. 9:58>> You take a sip. Yeah, I'm not swamping
  405. 10:00though. That gas.
  406. 10:01>> This looks good.
  407. 10:02>> Tell me about that though.
  408. 10:03>> Wait, let me get a sip, bro.
  409. 10:05>> It tastes like candy.
  410. 10:06>> That's something special.
  411. 10:08>> That's something special right there.
  412. 10:09>> This can't be good. [music]
  413. 10:10>> That is g That is like amazing.
  414. 10:13>> Chicken McMuffin. I've never heard of
  415. 10:15this.
  416. 10:15>> Oh my god, bro. Is this cat food?
  417. 10:16>> That's burger.
  418. 10:17>> That is burger.
  419. 10:18>> Burger, bro.
  420. 10:20>> I'm What do y'all think running Marlin
  421. 10:21are you right now?
  422. 10:22>> Oh, little tidy. I think the vibe is
  423. 10:24pretty nice. Just very chill, you know.
  424. 10:26They're chill. A little cozy.
  425. 10:28>> Listen, we're going to wait for our food
  426. 10:29and you just spilled that all over
  427. 10:31yourself like a idiot.
  428. 10:33>> I thought it was like a lock on it,
  429. 10:34dude.
  430. 10:35>> Did you get all my needles,
  431. 10:36>> dude? I just
  432. 10:37>> Oh, you sold. Oh god, it's on your
  433. 10:39swear. Swear right here.
  434. 10:41>> And god, it's on your cap. See you
  435. 10:43swear.
  436. 10:44Oh god. you, bro.
  437. 10:47>> I swear to God, it's on your hat.
  438. 10:49>> Catch
  439. 10:51the
  440. 10:55Don't worry, bro. It's just PL.
  441. 10:57>> It's not PO, bro. All right.
  442. 10:59>> It's on your white shirt,
  443. 11:00>> Cat.
  444. 11:01>> Look at your shirt. No. Right here.
  445. 11:04>> Got your ass, bro. Even the water is
  446. 11:06five stars. [music] I mean, look at
  447. 11:07that. That's real water.
  448. 11:08>> I mean, let's Oh, wow. If you didn't
  449. 11:10know, it's from Mount Fuji. [music]
  450. 11:12Straight from the source. I'm not even
  451. 11:13kidding here. Mount Fuji.
  452. 11:14>> Straight from Mount Fuji, bro. Hey, this
  453. 11:16is from a glacier. They imported it from
  454. 11:18Iceland.
  455. 11:19>> Very good.
  456. 11:20>> That's very good. I got
  457. 11:24respect from there. Seriously, it's a
  458. 11:25five. All right, get your boy.
  459. 11:27>> McDonald's breakfast.
  460. 11:28>> Look good.
  461. 11:28>> Yeah,
  462. 11:29>> for less than $5.
  463. 11:30>> A McChick McMuffin
  464. 11:33rules. Let's do it.
  465. 11:38>> I don't. Wait a second. This is good.
  466. 11:40This is good, bro.
  467. 11:41>> That's really good.
  468. 11:42>> This is good.
  469. 11:43>> Wait, that's actually really good.
  470. 11:45>> Let's try the barbecue sauce.
  471. 11:48>> Is that how you say it? I'm not going to
  472. 11:49lie. I'm not mad at this.
  473. 11:50>> I cannot get over this. This is like
  474. 11:52This is special.
  475. 11:53>> I'm not even lying. That might be like
  476. 11:54the best soda I've tasted.
  477. 11:56>> But y'all see how different the the the
  478. 11:58chicken is here.
  479. 11:59>> Ooh.
  480. 12:00>> Looks the exact same to me. Let's
  481. 12:02[music] try it.
  482. 12:03>> Really?
  483. 12:05>> Nugget.
  484. 12:06>> Barbecue. Is barbecue sauce. Good.
  485. 12:08>> Tastes like barbecue sauce.
  486. 12:09>> I mean, it's the same exact
  487. 12:11>> Tastes like a chicken nugget.
  488. 12:11>> They taste better than they like the
  489. 12:13chicken or am I bugging?
  490. 12:14>> It's less processed here.
  491. 12:15>> But Japanese odors are all really good.
  492. 12:17>> That is something special. Watermelon
  493. 12:18panta. We forgot one thing. The
  494. 12:21forbidden fish fillet. Yeah, I'm good
  495. 12:23off that, bro.
  496. 12:24>> It's probably good here.
  497. 12:25>> Yo, we just swapped, bro. I want to try
  498. 12:27the chicken.
  499. 12:29>> The chicken's better, bro. Chicken's way
  500. 12:31better.
  501. 12:31>> I'm going for I'm going for a
  502. 12:32Chick-fil-A bite or a a fish fillet
  503. 12:35bite.
  504. 12:38>> Hell no. That mean chicken is gas. I
  505. 12:41mean, chicken is the best chicken. For
  506. 12:42real? For real?
  507. 12:45>> Are you serious? I would rather slap a
  508. 12:48homeless child in the face than eat
  509. 12:50another bite of this fish fillet. Bro,
  510. 12:52>> I have a little bit of a lemonade
  511. 12:54cranberry. I mean, honestly, you know
  512. 12:55what? You want me to tell you something?
  513. 12:57>> The cranberries that they just made this
  514. 12:58with 75 years they've been just sitting
  515. 13:01waiting to be used. [music] No way.
  516. 13:03>> And the lemons are lemons from the
  517. 13:05Japanese trees [music]
  518. 13:08in the in the mountains of altitude of
  519. 13:1180,000 ft.
  520. 13:12>> What about the ice though in the straw?
  521. 13:14That's from a glacier in Iceland. They
  522. 13:16brought it over. Yeah.
  523. 13:17>> And the straws from the turtles or
  524. 13:18>> Yeah.
  525. 13:19>> Okay.
  526. 13:24>> Oh, yeah.
  527. 13:25>> That is It just woke you up. I know. I
  528. 13:26did.
  529. 13:27>> I mean, for anyone who doesn't know,
  530. 13:28$95. [music]
  531. 13:30>> It's actually gas gas.
  532. 13:34>> Okay. I'm starting to taste something.
  533. 13:36Wow.
  534. 13:38>> Oh my god.
  535. 13:38>> Bacon cheese omelette.
  536. 13:39>> Omelette.
  537. 13:40>> Wow. Wow. Thank you so much.
  538. 13:43>> Look at that. Wait, what is what did you
  539. 13:44get?
  540. 13:45>> Salmon omelette. Thank you so much.
  541. 13:47Thank you so much.
  542. 13:47>> Thank you so so much.
  543. 13:48>> Wow. Wow. Wow.
  544. 13:49>> Let's talk about it.
  545. 13:50>> I mean, let's let's really talk about
  546. 13:51it, though.
  547. 13:52>> I would honestly,
  548. 13:52>> first of all, healthy.
  549. 13:54>> Yeah. Very very [music]
  550. 13:55healthy. Besides maybe except
  551. 13:57>> that one. Okay.
  552. 13:58>> But I'll be honest with you, in America,
  553. 14:00bro, this would be like all oiled up on
  554. 14:02like the plate. Do you see this? Look,
  555. 14:03look under the Look under this.
  556. 14:04>> You know when you told me like
  557. 14:05>> there's no it's not fried. Like that's
  558. 14:08just the word for it. Like you know what
  559. 14:09I'm saying? Like just look how
  560. 14:10>> Look at this. Even like there's like no
  561. 14:12oil. It's like everything's a little bit
  562. 14:13but not that much.
  563. 14:14>> Wow. [music] I mean, shall we dig in?
  564. 14:15Okay. I'm I'm going to start with
  565. 14:16potato. I'm going to start with potato.
  566. 14:18Okay. I'm I'm going to be honest here.
  567. 14:21>> I know. Yeah.
  568. 14:22>> Wait. So, when does the fivestar meal
  569. 14:24start after this?
  570. 14:26>> So, just be being this taste. I'm trying
  571. 14:29to [music] be respectful. It's It's
  572. 14:30undercooked.
  573. 14:31>> Undercooked or perfectly cooked.
  574. 14:34>> Exactly.
  575. 14:34>> I don't know. It doesn't taste bad.
  576. 14:35>> Maybe we just spoiled Americans.
  577. 14:37>> Well, I'm on my last potato somehow.
  578. 14:39There's only four. Maybe a little bit of
  579. 14:40avocado.
  580. 14:41>> Okay. So, you're thinking, okay,
  581. 14:42>> maybe just like a combo. You know what
  582. 14:44I'm saying? It's [music] just like
  583. 14:45>> I see what you're saying.
  584. 14:50>> That's pretty good avocado.
  585. 14:51>> Wow.
  586. 14:52>> That's [music] pretty solid.
  587. 14:52>> That's perfect avocado.
  588. 14:54>> You know what's crazy about that
  589. 14:54avocado? So, that was from an avocado uh
  590. 14:57tree that was 700 years old.
  591. 15:01>> No.
  592. 15:02>> You want to try this?
  593. 15:04>> What's there?
  594. 15:05>> It's the ass.
  595. 15:06>> It's the bake. It's the McMuffin.
  596. 15:08>> It's not a good chicken.
  597. 15:09>> You want to try the fish fillet? No.
  598. 15:14>> Yeah. No.
  599. 15:14>> I'm not going to lie. The best thing
  600. 15:16here is that
  601. 15:17>> Yeah, that shit's good. What do I know?
  602. 15:19Little dip. Little dip. Barbecue.
  603. 15:22>> To make chicken in a barbecue barbecue
  604. 15:24mayonnaise. I don't know.
  605. 15:26>> No, this is it.
  606. 15:27>> This is it. Place on the bite, bro.
  607. 15:28>> It's a special food.
  608. 15:30>> Got to be honest with you, bro. This
  609. 15:31might actually be cat food.
  610. 15:32>> It didn't look good in the the
  611. 15:34thumbnail.
  612. 15:35>> Yeah, it's not human food, bro.
  613. 15:37>> Oh my god.
  614. 15:38>> Like charcoal.
  615. 15:39>> Yeah. Yeah, that might be careful. That
  616. 15:40might work better.
  617. 15:41>> I don't like chocolate, though.
  618. 15:42>> What? That's a lie. You do.
  619. 15:46>> Who are you lying to?
  620. 15:47>> All right. All right. Yeah, I'll take
  621. 15:48one from the team. Fine.
  622. 15:50>> All right. Let's get to the egg now.
  623. 15:52This is the important part, right? So,
  624. 15:53this is obviously a cooked egg.
  625. 15:55>> Try yours first. Yeah.
  626. 15:55>> Let me try this one.
  627. 15:58>> Wa.
  628. 15:59>> Like crazy. Crazy.
  629. 16:00>> Okay. That's good. That's actually
  630. 16:01really good.
  631. 16:02>> Good.
  632. 16:02>> Yeah.
  633. 16:02>> Okay. So, I got salmon in mine.
  634. 16:05>> I think that's pretty good for an egg.
  635. 16:07>> Okay. So, I will say if you can see the
  636. 16:09inside of it. Look, look at the inside
  637. 16:10of it. Perfectly cooked. Perfection.
  638. 16:12>> Perfection. Look at that.
  639. 16:13>> Just straight like
  640. 16:15>> straight you know what I'm
  641. 16:16saying? It's like right down the middle
  642. 16:18and
  643. 16:18>> Wow.
  644. 16:19>> This is pretty good, bro. This is worth
  645. 16:20it. This is a This is a good cafe spot.
  646. 16:22>> Good cafe spot.
  647. 16:22>> Are you a breakfast guy though?
  648. 16:24>> Not a big breakfast guy.
  649. 16:25>> I'm not a big breakfast guy either.
  650. 16:26>> I'm more of like skip breakfast.
  651. 16:27>> Yeah.
  652. 16:28>> And so like not eat lunch till like
  653. 16:291:00. You know what I'm saying?
  654. 16:30>> And I like how the bacon is not like I
  655. 16:32think it's like turkey bacon, I think.
  656. 16:34Right. I think it's like real bacon.
  657. 16:35It's like not that fatty.
  658. 16:37>> No. Pretty good. Pretty solid.
  659. 16:38>> Wow. Really solid.
  660. 16:39>> Yeah. That's a good bite. Oh yeah. Right
  661. 16:41there.
  662. 16:42>> I heard the crunch.
  663. 16:43>> Uh-huh. Good crunch. Good bite. Getting
  664. 16:46either chocolate.
  665. 16:48>> What do you think? A
  666. 16:49>> little dry. Is it?
  667. 16:54>> Ooh. Hold on. That little brownie out
  668. 16:55the middle. I will say
  669. 16:57>> little
  670. 16:57>> If I could have picked, I would have
  671. 16:58chosen the apple pie.
  672. 16:59>> Yeah. No, that's a mess. That might
  673. 17:01actually be cat food.
  674. 17:02>> Is it good?
  675. 17:03>> No. That might actually be cat food.
  676. 17:04>> Not very good. No.
  677. 17:05>> What do you guys recommend or rate it
  678. 17:07out of 10? The [music] McChick was good.
  679. 17:09I like the McChick.
  680. 17:15>> Who ate my McChick, bro?
  681. 17:17>> I think Dy did when you guys were doing
  682. 17:19it.
  683. 17:19>> Why would you eat my You have your own
  684. 17:22me?
  685. 17:23>> Yes. You ate my chicken.
  686. 17:25>> So, let me ask you a question. Why would
  687. 17:28I eat your McChick when I have a
  688. 17:29homemade chicken sitting in front of it?
  689. 17:30>> I know you're greedy, bro.
  690. 17:32>> Give it a go, please. I'm going have to
  691. 17:34>> This is your I'm going to try one of
  692. 17:35these though. What is this? Potato.
  693. 17:37>> I think it's pretty good.
  694. 17:38>> This is important.
  695. 17:39>> So, what this is right here, it is
  696. 17:40basically [music] Holland's sauce. It's
  697. 17:43a egg that's supposed to be runny. A
  698. 17:45little bit of turkey bacon. And then, as
  699. 17:47you can see under it, look under it.
  700. 17:48>> Yeah. I'm looking. It's a biscuit.
  701. 17:49>> Oh,
  702. 17:50>> It's a nice biscuit. Like a scone.
  703. 17:51>> Oh, that's fatty.
  704. 17:52>> Yeah, I know. So, I'm going to try I'm
  705. 17:53going to try a little little corner
  706. 17:54piece here. Okay. But first, while let's
  707. 17:55get a cross-section going here.
  708. 17:56>> Uh-huh. Got me.
  709. 17:58>> Okay.
  710. 17:59Oh, I mean, that's bleeding. Look at
  711. 18:02that. That's pretty aesthetic.
  712. 18:04[clears throat]
  713. 18:04>> Wow. Okay, I'm trying a little cornfish
  714. 18:05right here. Okay,
  715. 18:06>> give me give me a shot. What's What you
  716. 18:07hitting?
  717. 18:08>> A little bacon, a little like a little
  718. 18:10biscuit.
  719. 18:11What is that? What is it? Tell me. Tell
  720. 18:13me. Tell me, bro.
  721. 18:15>> I mean,
  722. 18:15>> all right. Maybe I'll just give it a go.
  723. 18:17Yeah.
  724. 18:17>> Like, you got to get Can you cut me a
  725. 18:18piece of
  726. 18:19>> like a little like a little corner piece
  727. 18:20[music] right here? That like grab that
  728. 18:21right there. Get the egg.
  729. 18:22>> Okay.
  730. 18:23>> A Okay.
  731. 18:25>> I mean, that's kind of right here.
  732. 18:26>> I mean, that's kind of Yeah. Yeah. Just
  733. 18:28grab a little bit. I just It's like talk
  734. 18:30to me though.
  735. 18:32>> The way it just melts [music] in my
  736. 18:34mouth. I mean, that was just phenomenal.
  737. 18:35Wow. Last thing though for me, I got to
  738. 18:37test this [music] sausage. Yeah.
  739. 18:38>> Do we go by itself or do we little give
  740. 18:40avocado by itself? By
  741. 18:41>> itself. Byself.
  742. 18:44>> But this doesn't taste fatty. It [music]
  743. 18:45just tastes good. Solid sausage.
  744. 18:47>> Nothing extraordinary here.
  745. 18:49>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm
  746. 18:49noticing about it's just not fatty.
  747. 18:51>> It's just like raw organic. You know
  748. 18:53what I'm saying?
  749. 18:54>> Yeah.
  750. 18:54>> Look at this. I'm going to get I'm going
  751. 18:55to get avocado,
  752. 18:57>> egg, and a potato.
  753. 18:58>> Oh, you fat ass.
  754. 19:01>> How's the head?
  755. 19:01>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.
  756. 19:04>> Yeah, that's it. Let's get to mucking a
  757. 19:06little bit.
  758. 19:06>> Yeah.
  759. 19:07>> See if the poor guys are on that.
  760. 19:08>> Yeah.
  761. 19:08>> All right. My rating I'm going to say
  762. 19:10overall would have been a 6 out of 10,
  763. 19:13but this drink makes it a seven.
  764. 19:16>> I'm going to go with four out of 10,
  765. 19:18bro. I mean, it's McDonald's. Like,
  766. 19:19>> yeah.
  767. 19:20>> You know, we're in Japan eating
  768. 19:21McDonald's. We should be we should be
  769. 19:23eating some like crazy
  770. 19:25>> like Japanese
  771. 19:26>> fire or some
  772. 19:27>> Buzz.
  773. 19:28>> Oh god.
  774. 19:28>> Yeah. I think me for [music] my order
  775. 19:30what I got. I'm going to try and do four
  776. 19:33out of 10. But if I'm rating the McChick
  777. 19:36and the soda, holy slurping.
  778. 19:40>> I'll probably give that.
  779. 19:42>> That's like crack.
  780. 19:43>> How's your coffee? Tastes like regular
  781. 19:44coffee to be honest with you. Is tea not
  782. 19:46supposed to have flavor? Like it doesn't
  783. 19:48really taste like
  784. 19:49>> I'm telling you. Here. I'll fix your
  785. 19:50teeth. Let me see. Come here.
  786. 19:50>> Hey. Oh, give me a little Hulk juice.
  787. 19:52Yeah,
  788. 19:54>> go a little melon tea.
  789. 19:56>> Not bad at all, kid. A little creamer
  790. 19:58and Oh, yeah.
  791. 19:59>> That actually made it better.
  792. 20:01>> Some of the Japanese napkins, too, bro.
  793. 20:04>> It's different, bro. Can you feel this
  794. 20:06or No,
  795. 20:06>> that's not normal napkin.
  796. 20:08>> This is not This is not like paper.
  797. 20:09>> It's paper.
  798. 20:11>> Oh, yeah. But it's like construction
  799. 20:12paper, bro.
  800. 20:13>> It It's just a napkin, y'all. All right.
  801. 20:15Well, I think we're on to the next spot
  802. 20:16now.
  803. 20:17>> Done and dusted.
  804. 20:18>> Done and dusted.
  805. 20:19>> First place. You like that, right?
  806. 20:20>> I don't know what that means.
  807. 20:21>> $6,
  808. 20:22>> $700.
  809. 20:23>> $450
  810. 20:26>> yen. Take a guess what what that is.
  811. 20:27>> First and foremost, right now watching
  812. 20:29Japanese food is like so much cheaper
  813. 20:31than [music] America. Like for the way
  814. 20:32for the quantity we get, it's so much
  815. 20:34cheaper. So I mean, how much was that?
  816. 20:36Like 70 [music] 80.
  817. 20:37>> Wow. So we got three meals, like actual
  818. 20:40meals. On top of that, we had eggs,
  819. 20:43avocado, and sauce on the side [music]
  820. 20:45plus a drink. $40.
  821. 20:47>> That was $40.
  822. 20:48>> $40, bro. See, that's nuts. Like, I feel
  823. 20:50like I feel like just the eggs alone,
  824. 20:52[music]
  825. 20:53like the omelette I got, would have been
  826. 20:5440 bucks by itself.
  827. 20:55>> Oh my, brother. X benedict in the States
  828. 20:57would probably be like 40. Yeah, like
  829. 20:58$30. $40.
  830. 20:59>> All right, bro. Well, I'm kind of hungry
  831. 21:02still.
  832. 21:02>> I'm still hungry, bro. I feel like that
  833. 21:04was that was like an appetizer for me,
  834. 21:05>> bro. That was like a real appetizer. And
  835. 21:07they're probably eating some probably
  836. 21:08like McDonald's.
  837. 21:09>> Yo, if you eat McDonald's, bro,
  838. 21:11>> you fat lacy dude.
  839. 21:13>> And I know that lacy dude probably hype
  840. 21:14this I know.
  841. 21:15>> Oh, yeah. You know what the problem is?
  842. 21:17Their group loves like that. They
  843. 21:18don't work out.
  844. 21:19>> They don't work. They don't even know
  845. 21:20that.
  846. 21:20>> They're not dedicated to
  847. 21:21>> Exactly. So, it's like
  848. 21:22>> Go get some Wagu.
  849. 21:23>> Go get some Wagu. Yeah,
  850. 21:28>> boys. I don't think I've ever taken an
  851. 21:30elevator to a to a food spot before.
  852. 21:32>> I'm not going to lie, Dodto is so good.
  853. 21:34Lazy Dragon. I'm just eating the ice.
  854. 21:36>> It probably tastes like melon ice
  855. 21:37>> cuz the ice has a little bit of melon
  856. 21:39flavor.
  857. 21:39>> They got a poster of you over there.
  858. 21:41>> Oh my god.
  859. 21:44>> Wait. M.
  860. 21:46[laughter] It's like if we had a kid.
  861. 21:48All right, Ron, talk to me.
  862. 21:50>> You don't know this spot,
  863. 21:51>> boy. Boy, boy, boy.
  864. 21:54>> You don't know this spot?
  865. 21:55>> I don't know this spot.
  866. 21:55>> I know this spot.
  867. 21:56>> Okay, so
  868. 21:57>> I've been here. You weren't here cuz you
  869. 21:58missed the first day.
  870. 22:00>> Yeah, cuz of my flight.
  871. 22:01>> This spot gives wagoo. [music]
  872. 22:03Great meat. I'm talking like $400 per
  873. 22:05sandwich. Like USD dollar.
  874. 22:08>> N yen.
  875. 22:09>> No, per [music] sandwich.
  876. 22:10>> So, how big is this sandwich? Am I
  877. 22:11talking one bite or am I talking like I
  878. 22:13got to really shoot that? Like, come on.
  879. 22:15>> Like that big.
  880. 22:16>> That's not what it is. The cap. It's
  881. 22:17like It's like 400 for like three of
  882. 22:19them.
  883. 22:19>> So 400 for like for like this right
  884. 22:20here.
  885. 22:21>> Yeah, but there's like three.
  886. 22:22>> Is that three for you or three for me
  887. 22:23or?
  888. 22:23>> I'm eating like eight. I'm eating like
  889. 22:25eight of these. Oh, I didn't mention
  890. 22:26there's gold.
  891. 22:28>> Real gold. Like Minecraft.
  892. 22:30>> Let's do it.
  893. 22:31>> Okay, boys. Little lunch vibe.
  894. 22:33>> Okay.
  895. 22:33>> It's not bad at all.
  896. 22:34>> On to number two. [music]
  897. 22:35>> Smells very fishy. This is sick, by the
  898. 22:37way. Can we talk about how cool this is?
  899. 22:38>> Oh, is it revolving?
  900. 22:40>> Brother, they just You just don't see
  901. 22:41this in the US.
  902. 22:43>> Little iPad. [music] You do see this
  903. 22:44where in like Chinatown or some
  904. 22:46You never seen this in the US?
  905. 22:47>> Japanese town.
  906. 22:48>> Okay. Is that thing? So,
  907. 22:49>> we have $5 each.
  908. 22:50>> Got a portable iPad. Wait, wait. Let me
  909. 22:52test them real quick.
  910. 22:54>> Yeah. About the same size.
  911. 22:55>> Wait, wait, wait. So, what's our budget?
  912. 22:56800. Wait, bro. We can run up like
  913. 22:59>> Can we get a lot of sushi? [music] You
  914. 23:00think?
  915. 23:00>> Yellow tail. I know. I like yellow tail.
  916. 23:02I know. Albaor.
  917. 23:03>> You like You like Nigeria or No.
  918. 23:05>> What now?
  919. 23:07>> I said he said neither. Neither.
  920. 23:08>> Oh, okay. This is what uh Naruto ate a
  921. 23:10lot of, right?
  922. 23:12>> No, he ate ramen. [music]
  923. 23:13>> You're thinking of Hunter.
  924. 23:15Oh, from Hunter.
  925. 23:16>> From Honduras.
  926. 23:17>> Yeah. Do y'all eat sushi or [music]
  927. 23:19should I just order for the table?
  928. 23:20>> I trust your judgment.
  929. 23:22>> I don't think we should I think we
  930. 23:22should stay away from the nigiri.
  931. 23:25>> Holy
  932. 23:27>> marlin. Good to meet you.
  933. 23:28>> Welcome back.
  934. 23:30>> I haven't been here.
  935. 23:31>> He wasn't here before.
  936. 23:32>> Thank you so much.
  937. 23:33>> So So this is my first time here. Wait,
  938. 23:34this this fancy. Wow. Okay. Okay. So
  939. 23:37Ron, this is a little more fancy than I
  940. 23:38expected.
  941. 23:39>> There's a tiny menu. Okay.
  942. 23:41>> It's right over there. So this is how we
  943. 23:44menu. Okay,
  944. 23:45>> look at these more. Look at this. So
  945. 23:4750,000 yen.
  946. 23:48>> So which one is the best best one?
  947. 23:50That's the one.
  948. 23:52>> Which one is the four you would
  949. 23:53recommend?
  950. 23:54>> Four is crazy, dude. We're doing it.
  951. 23:56Okay.
  952. 23:58>> 400 yen for one piece of Are we
  953. 24:00serious,
  954. 24:00>> bro? 200 for two. The premium lean tuna
  955. 24:04soy marinade.
  956. 24:05>> Okay,
  957. 24:05>> that should speak. I'm not going to lie.
  958. 24:06>> I'm down for one of them.
  959. 24:07>> We could lowkey share the the
  960. 24:09>> We could share the ramen. We could get
  961. 24:11like a little just like one bowl of
  962. 24:12ramen and share it a little bit. Yeah,
  963. 24:13bro. Pork. Y'all with pork.
  964. 24:15>> We go pork.
  965. 24:16>> Pork.
  966. 24:16>> Okay.
  967. 24:17>> We could get the the giri combo. Five
  968. 24:20piece wild fish. They give a bunch of
  969. 24:22options.
  970. 24:23>> Yeah, that's right. Oh, my bro. Do you
  971. 24:25know what natto is? No. You have to try.
  972. 24:27>> What's the wrong It's like fermented.
  973. 24:29What is it? Fermented soy beans or some
  974. 24:31>> Oh, I don't.
  975. 24:32>> It's actually You got to try. It's
  976. 24:34Japan. It's Japan.
  977. 24:35>> Okay. Order it. We have 700 more yen to
  978. 24:38spend.
  979. 24:38>> Wait, go to drinks. Where's the soda?
  980. 24:40>> Oh, yeah. Let's get a drink.
  981. 24:41>> Oh, yeah. We're going to need some bad
  982. 24:4271
  983. 24:43>> melon soda.
  984. 24:44>> Yeah, I'm doing that.
  985. 24:45>> White grape is water.
  986. 24:46>> White.
  987. 24:46>> I'll do the white grape. Give me the
  988. 24:47white grape. White grape.
  989. 24:48>> I'm about to try white water or whatever
  990. 24:50the
  991. 24:50>> white water.
  992. 24:51>> White water. Looks like just in a cup.
  993. 24:53>> Cool.
  994. 24:54>> All right. I mean, I'm going to be
  995. 24:55honest. I feel like we're about to get a
  996. 24:56lot of food for the money we spent.
  997. 24:58>> We're lowkey eating like kings here.
  998. 25:00>> I start with saline. The first one basic
  999. 25:02one.
  1000. 25:02>> Okay.
  1001. 25:03>> Okay.
  1002. 25:03>> Even though I I call it basic, but it's
  1003. 25:05not basic. in the Kendo line. So be a
  1004. 25:08lead fillet part. But when it comes to
  1005. 25:10the Oaki saline, the owner of the Oaki
  1006. 25:12who laced this beef only beef that they
  1007. 25:15got names because he laced it. So he
  1008. 25:17raised it himself.
  1009. 25:18>> Yes. Only 30 cows will be s.
  1010. 25:21>> Wow.
  1011. 25:21>> And then
  1012. 25:22>> so he raised the cows himself.
  1013. 25:24>> The usual name brand beef is required 28
  1014. 25:27months they raised. When it comes beef,
  1015. 25:29it's going to more than 30 months. So it
  1016. 25:31takes more time. It's mature in a good
  1017. 25:34way. And then also on that is lighter.
  1018. 25:36>> How do they even figure that?
  1019. 25:37>> I like that. We like that.
  1020. 25:38>> How do you even figure that out?
  1021. 25:39>> I know. That is crazy.
  1022. 25:40>> Three years to raise account. Then
  1023. 25:42you're like, "All right, now it's time."
  1024. 25:43>> And then we got to end off with the gold
  1025. 25:45at the end.
  1026. 25:46>> Of course. [laughter]
  1027. 25:46>> Okay. So golden shower.
  1028. 25:49>> Oh, golden shower.
  1029. 25:51>> Hey yo, who did you watch growing up?
  1030. 25:53>> Like YouTubers, mukbangers, flight, cash
  1031. 25:56nasty,
  1032. 25:56>> the New York Faze House or No,
  1033. 25:58>> no,
  1034. 25:58>> really. I was watching that I
  1035. 26:00didn't watch like any of like the like I
  1036. 26:01didn't watch FaZe or or uh
  1037. 26:03>> Low Gang or nothing.
  1038. 26:04>> What about Rice Gum?
  1039. 26:06>> Nah,
  1040. 26:07>> you didn't watch watch [music] Rice Swim
  1041. 26:08frag out on Fortnite while I had a baddy
  1042. 26:10take off one piece of
  1043. 26:11>> that that wasn't growing up though. That
  1044. 26:13was like 2017.
  1045. 26:14>> That was growing up, bro.
  1046. 26:15>> I mean, yeah. Then when Fortnite came
  1047. 26:16out? Yeah. Occasionally I would turn on
  1048. 26:17a rice come stream. We'd have a girl at
  1049. 26:19the bottom right would FaceTime. Is this
  1050. 26:20ours?
  1051. 26:21>> Oh, that's natto. That's that's that
  1052. 26:22that's that nasty I don't
  1053. 26:24>> It's nasty. [music]
  1054. 26:24>> I don't like natto.
  1055. 26:26>> So why'd you order two of them? It's a
  1056. 26:27It's a acquired taste.
  1057. 26:29>> And you order two dude's wasting our
  1058. 26:31money, bro.
  1059. 26:31>> Okay, that doesn't look that good.
  1060. 26:33>> Fermented soybean. But we got to try it.
  1061. 26:35>> I'll try it.
  1062. 26:35>> But why why do we waste it and get two?
  1063. 26:37>> Because there's for everybody.
  1064. 26:39>> Yeah,
  1065. 26:40>> we all have to try it.
  1066. 26:41>> Lowkey a lot of food.
  1067. 26:42>> I want to see y'all's reaction to that.
  1068. 26:44>> So, what is it?
  1069. 26:45>> It's fermented soybean. I'm pretty sure
  1070. 26:47it's fermented soybeans.
  1071. 26:48>> And you don't like it? Me personally, so
  1072. 26:50you ordered four [music] of them.
  1073. 26:51>> No, I could get it.
  1074. 26:51>> Should I dip it in soy sauce or just try
  1075. 26:53like this?
  1076. 26:53>> Try try soy sauce.
  1077. 26:54>> Can you do one bite? Hey, bottoms up for
  1078. 26:56the nata.
  1079. 26:57>> Cheers, bro. Cheers to the nata.
  1080. 27:01>> I don't like the beans, but it's not
  1081. 27:02that bad.
  1082. 27:04>> You didn't even eat it. Oh, you did.
  1083. 27:06>> I don't know if I like the beans, but
  1084. 27:07this What is Whatever that is. Is that
  1085. 27:08tuna? [laughter]
  1086. 27:11>> You're not liking it or not.
  1087. 27:13>> It wasn't that bad.
  1088. 27:14>> Want to get a drink? [laughter]
  1089. 27:17>> There's a
  1090. 27:20>> Oh my god. You spit it out.
  1091. 27:21>> I'm sorry, bro. I'm so sorry, but I
  1092. 27:23can't eat that.
  1093. 27:23>> I don't like either. It wasn't like it
  1094. 27:25wasn't.
  1095. 27:26>> It smells too, bro.
  1096. 27:27>> Okay. So, $700.
  1097. 27:31>> Okay. So, you're telling me that like I
  1098. 27:34You don't think I'm going to eat this?
  1099. 27:35>> This is what it looks like.
  1100. 27:37>> These sandwiches.
  1101. 27:37>> Yeah. But how big are you? Like this?
  1102. 27:39>> The size of these?
  1103. 27:41>> Like this? Yeah. They're gas. Oh my god.
  1104. 27:44>> Like gas.
  1105. 27:44>> Wait till the golden shower at the end.
  1106. 27:46I'm dead ass.
  1107. 27:46>> Who's doing it? You think?
  1108. 27:47>> We're going to have me do it.
  1109. 27:49>> This isn't like anything crazy. This is
  1110. 27:51lunch.
  1111. 27:52>> I'm just saying like people just pop in
  1112. 27:53here. Bet. Let me get a $800 sandwich.
  1113. 27:56>> Or they don't think Mark.
  1114. 27:57>> They just do.
  1115. 27:58>> They just do it.
  1116. 27:59>> Just do it.
  1117. 28:00>> That's why I you boy.
  1118. 28:05>> Oh, you want that for real?
  1119. 28:06>> Yeah, bro.
  1120. 28:07>> Yeah.
  1121. 28:10Wrong.
  1122. 28:11>> No way. The cows are far.
  1123. 28:13>> Wait. They got the cows in the back
  1124. 28:14here.
  1125. 28:15>> So, they massage the cow. They play
  1126. 28:17[music] music like jazz or whatever.
  1127. 28:19They They play jazz. They massage the
  1128. 28:21cow and they let it live like a
  1129. 28:22magnificent life and then when somehow
  1130. 28:25they figure out when it's time
  1131. 28:27>> it's time.
  1132. 28:27>> They basically spoil the cow as much as
  1133. 28:29it [music] can so it's as relaxed as
  1134. 28:31possible because I've heard the fat
  1135. 28:33transition is different. Imagine you get
  1136. 28:34treated absolutely perfect for 30 years
  1137. 28:38straight. You feel amazing. Your your
  1138. 28:39mind will be perfect. Your body will be
  1139. 28:41perfect. Like you'll be as relaxed per
  1140. 28:43like your skin would be tight.
  1141. 28:44>> All right. But what part would you eat
  1142. 28:45off of me or eat off of me?
  1143. 28:46>> Oh, you know what it is. My big ass.
  1144. 28:49>> Now, this I'm a little excited for. I'm
  1145. 28:51dead ass a little excited for this one.
  1146. 28:53>> All right, bro. Sushi number two.
  1147. 28:54>> Here we go.
  1148. 28:55>> I got a salmon. Seared salmon.
  1149. 28:59>> That's incredible.
  1150. 29:00>> Mhm.
  1151. 29:00>> That is something special right there.
  1152. 29:01>> Mhm.
  1153. 29:02>> How are we going to do this? There's
  1154. 29:03only one.
  1155. 29:03>> You got it, bro.
  1156. 29:04>> All right. Here we go.
  1157. 29:06>> That's something special. Mozzarella
  1158. 29:08with salmon. Oh my god. That's
  1159. 29:09>> a new one, bro.
  1160. 29:10>> That's special.
  1161. 29:13>> Yo, the guy's ruling. [laughter]
  1162. 29:15>> That was good. We got the grape soda.
  1163. 29:18>> Oh, I
  1164. 29:18>> think that's lazy.
  1165. 29:20>> No, it's a white white grape it's
  1166. 29:21called.
  1167. 29:21>> What is it? When
  1168. 29:25>> I don't know.
  1169. 29:27>> I don't know.
  1170. 29:27>> Is it good?
  1171. 29:28>> You know what that reminds me of?
  1172. 29:29[music]
  1173. 29:29>> What?
  1174. 29:29>> Growing up, middle of the day, it's hot
  1175. 29:32outside. You grab a little Capri Sun
  1176. 29:33from the fridge.
  1177. 29:34>> There's like grape. White grape juice.
  1178. 29:36>> You want the last one? Taste
  1179. 29:37>> it. Taste it. One of these.
  1180. 29:39>> Keep that away for me, bro.
  1181. 29:42It's that dream pot. I think the best
  1182. 29:44thing was the you have them. See,
  1183. 29:47>> I think the best thing is how it works.
  1184. 29:49Order it and then it just it just slides
  1185. 29:52to you, brother.
  1186. 29:52>> Japanese exclusive thing, bro.
  1187. 29:54>> Yes, this is
  1188. 29:55>> I mean this Yeah, I know it's this
  1189. 29:57cannot be good for you, but it tastes so
  1190. 29:59good.
  1191. 29:59>> What is that? What is that? What is
  1192. 30:00that?
  1193. 30:00>> That's the miso soup.
  1194. 30:01>> You got to try the roll me lazy. We
  1195. 30:03should get it. Or are we out of money?
  1196. 30:05>> We're out of money.
  1197. 30:06>> Out of money.
  1198. 30:06>> God damn it.
  1199. 30:07>> Wait, is that all the food we get?
  1200. 30:08>> No, we still have the 10 10. Yeah.
  1201. 30:11>> All right.
  1202. 30:12This is the first thing. This is 90.
  1203. 30:15>> This is $90. [music]
  1204. 30:16>> That's cap. I'm just kidding.
  1205. 30:19>> You just lied to me.
  1206. 30:20>> This water is from Mount Fuji.
  1207. 30:21>> No, it is actually. Yeah,
  1208. 30:22>> it is.
  1209. 30:22>> It is actually. Yeah.
  1210. 30:23>> Tabasco. Yeah,
  1211. 30:24>> Tabasco.
  1212. 30:26Spicy.
  1213. 30:26>> Oh, this your own sauce?
  1214. 30:28>> Yes. And this all original brown one.
  1215. 30:29And then
  1216. 30:30>> sauce.
  1217. 30:31>> Yes. And this one?
  1218. 30:32>> Carolina Reaper.
  1219. 30:34>> Oh, that's super spicy.
  1220. 30:35>> We got to try one. We got to try one.
  1221. 30:37>> So, how spicy is this sauce?
  1222. 30:38>> Carolina Reaper.
  1223. 30:39>> Like really spicy,
  1224. 30:40>> bro. D if you even if you even do a D.
  1225. 30:42>> Wait to get fries and try.
  1226. 30:44>> Oh, speak of the devil.
  1227. 30:45>> Speaking of fries,
  1228. 30:46>> this pizza, [music] try not to touch
  1229. 30:48your eyes on your face.
  1230. 30:49>> Oh god.
  1231. 30:50>> Don't even try to This is what we'll do.
  1232. 30:53Ready? So let's dip.
  1233. 30:54>> Let's try a tin one by one.
  1234. 30:55>> Let's do this. Let's start off hot
  1235. 30:57sauce.
  1236. 30:58>> So this is very calm. So we'll just do
  1237. 31:00like a just a tiny bit just like that
  1238. 31:02just to you know grab [music] a fry.
  1239. 31:04>> Just open up your pallets. You know what
  1240. 31:06I'm saying? Your taste.
  1241. 31:06>> Just get it in. You know, first of all,
  1242. 31:09there's truffle on Tastes amazing.
  1243. 31:10>> I'm going to do this for a second.
  1244. 31:14>> That's it. It tastes like lemon.
  1245. 31:15>> That's really good. That's really good.
  1246. 31:16>> Truffle fries.
  1247. 31:18>> The greatest fries ever you could buy.
  1248. 31:20>> I mean, look, [music] if you take like
  1249. 31:21I'm not even showing. Look at this,
  1250. 31:22right? The amount of perfect seasoning
  1251. 31:25ratio to perfect
  1252. 31:27>> like crisp to perfect bite.
  1253. 31:34[laughter]
  1254. 31:35>> Is that my white?
  1255. 31:36>> That's your That's your water.
  1256. 31:37>> Yeah, I ordered them in a cup. Bottoms
  1257. 31:39up, boys.
  1258. 31:40>> What is that? Is it good?
  1259. 31:41>> It's dead.
  1260. 31:42>> It looks like milk water.
  1261. 31:43>> Looks like in a cup.
  1262. 31:44>> Yeah, it looks like it's in a cup.
  1263. 31:46>> Try it.
  1264. 31:51>> What is the flavor like? Like what is
  1265. 31:52it? It's
  1266. 31:53>> very thick.
  1267. 31:53>> Give a resemblance though. Like what's
  1268. 31:55the flavor? Strawberry.
  1269. 31:56>> Literally like a little a hint of
  1270. 31:58coconut, bro.
  1271. 31:59>> Okay. A little coconut water.
  1272. 32:00>> How do we eat this with chopsticks?
  1273. 32:02>> Like this?
  1274. 32:03>> What is it?
  1275. 32:05>> It's too green. It's too green.
  1276. 32:06>> Too green. I'm eating a chopstick full
  1277. 32:08of brass right now. Here we go. Here we
  1278. 32:10go.
  1279. 32:15>> Ready? Ready. Ready? Wait.
  1280. 32:19>> What does that mean?
  1281. 32:20>> Is that good?
  1282. 32:20>> That means uh
  1283. 32:21>> Let's eat.
  1284. 32:21>> Let's eat it. So, I know you didn't
  1285. 32:22watch Naruto. What?
  1286. 32:24>> You're a fake anime fan.
  1287. 32:26>> I watch it more than you,
  1288. 32:27>> brother. I watched One Piece on a on a
  1289. 32:28flight here.
  1290. 32:29>> Okay. What's your main character's name
  1291. 32:31>> in One Piece?
  1292. 32:31>> Yeah.
  1293. 32:32>> Uh Monkey Duffy. M
  1294. 32:35>> Okay. What did he eat to [music] get his
  1295. 32:37powers?
  1296. 32:38>> Bananas.
  1297. 32:39>> Okay.
  1298. 32:40>> He's a monkey. Obviously,
  1299. 32:42>> he's not a monkey.
  1300. 32:43>> Hey, you you you're a pretty quick
  1301. 32:44thinker, bro.
  1302. 32:45>> That was
  1303. 32:47>> okay.
  1304. 32:47>> Wait, was I right?
  1305. 32:48>> No.
  1306. 32:48>> Oh,
  1307. 32:49>> what is this right here, Jay?
  1308. 32:50>> That's tuna.
  1309. 32:50>> You think this is You guys think this is
  1310. 32:52important?
  1311. 32:52>> This is good.
  1312. 32:53>> I think I'm going to go
  1313. 32:54>> try it.
  1314. 32:55>> All right. So, this one is habanero.
  1315. 32:58>> So, this is like, you know, [music] it's
  1316. 33:00nothing a little bit.
  1317. 33:02>> It's just like a little
  1318. 33:03>> I'm I don't think this one is spicy at
  1319. 33:04all in my opinion. I think this just
  1320. 33:05this just tastes really good. Yeah.
  1321. 33:07>> Tiny bit. Make [music] sure make sure
  1322. 33:09you touch your eyes.
  1323. 33:11>> Okay.
  1324. 33:11>> You taste this. Ooh.
  1325. 33:13>> Ooh. With after kick. Ooh. [laughter]
  1326. 33:15>> Okay.
  1327. 33:16>> Now, let me try the fries.
  1328. 33:17>> No. I'm a I'm a big fan of hot sauce. I
  1329. 33:19love hot sauce. Hot sauce.
  1330. 33:21>> No, that's like perfect to me.
  1331. 33:23>> That's like perfect.
  1332. 33:23>> You have to taste is hot.
  1333. 33:24>> Yeah, but like it goes away. It goes
  1334. 33:26away. It resonates really [music] well.
  1335. 33:28>> But you know how some stay? You know
  1336. 33:29what I'm saying? This one
  1337. 33:30>> obnoxious. All right. So, this one we
  1338. 33:32have to be careful about.
  1339. 33:33>> So, just just let you know. Pretty sure
  1340. 33:35you could see you could literally see
  1341. 33:36like just [music]
  1342. 33:37>> I think it goes ghost pepper and then
  1343. 33:39Carolina Reaper. I think I think I think
  1344. 33:41>> something like that, right? Yes.
  1345. 33:42>> All right. So, I'm going to do I'm going
  1346. 33:43to make like a puddle cuz we'll be done
  1347. 33:44after this. But like I think we if we do
  1348. 33:46it I think we do our finger very
  1349. 33:48lightly.
  1350. 33:49>> Okay.
  1351. 33:53>> Did you get a good one? I don't think
  1352. 33:54you did.
  1353. 33:54>> I got a good one. But I like that. It's
  1354. 33:56a huge kick. It is. I feel my tongue
  1355. 33:58>> tick but it's good.
  1356. 33:59>> Like I'm not panicking when I go to the
  1357. 34:00bathroom. Like it's very it's quality.
  1358. 34:02Yeah. I would I would have this on any
  1359. 34:04>> I'm going to try with a fry now. All
  1360. 34:05right.
  1361. 34:05>> Oh, but it definitely need a little bit
  1362. 34:07of water for it.
  1363. 34:08>> Oh yeah. Oh, try with a
  1364. 34:12>> little something when you try with a
  1365. 34:13fry.
  1366. 34:14>> Don't feel that.
  1367. 34:15>> Don't touch your face. Yeah.
  1368. 34:16>> Yeah. Yeah. I got I got you. I got you.
  1369. 34:18>> Wait, Grandma.
  1370. 34:19>> Like I'm not implying do that.
  1371. 34:21>> I'm not implying. I'm saying don't do
  1372. 34:23it.
  1373. 34:23>> Yeah, that's what you're saying. It's
  1374. 34:24not like like you're not gonna try,
  1375. 34:27right? Can I just I try
  1376. 34:30>> opposite [laughter] hand.
  1377. 34:32>> Hey, here. Here. Open your mouth. I got
  1378. 34:34you.
  1379. 34:34>> Okay. What is that?
  1380. 34:35>> It's good. It's actually good. Lacy.
  1381. 34:38>> Wow. That was really cute.
  1382. 34:40>> Talk to me.
  1383. 34:41>> It's good, right? Honestly, for how much
  1384. 34:43food? How much did this cost for 10
  1385. 34:44pieces?
  1386. 34:45>> This plate was [music] It was 500.
  1387. 34:47>> 900 yen.
  1388. 34:48>> 900 yen.
  1389. 34:48>> Yeah. In the soup.
  1390. 34:49>> That's actually kind of insane. For us
  1391. 34:51being on like the cheap team, this
  1392. 34:52[music] is pretty bad. This is good. So
  1393. 34:55then I wonder how they're eating.
  1394. 34:57>> Yeah. If this how we're eating with 15
  1395. 34:59mugs, how are [music] they eating?
  1396. 35:01>> Only I can imagine what they're eating
  1397. 35:03right now.
  1398. 35:04>> If only we had an editor that could cut
  1399. 35:07to [clears throat] them and show us.
  1400. 35:09>> Welcome to our new manga.
  1401. 35:20>> Wow. Wow. So this is the
  1402. 35:23>> salad. And then this one.
  1403. 35:25>> Okay. So we're going to start with this
  1404. 35:26one then.
  1405. 35:27>> All right. [music] I mean, you see it
  1406. 35:28presentation.
  1407. 35:29>> That's there. Gold. It's there.
  1408. 35:31>> I'm grabbing right here cuz obviously
  1409. 35:33I'm getting a little gold on my still.
  1410. 35:41>> It just melts [music] in your mouth,
  1411. 35:42mud. Smells just great. Just
  1412. 35:45>> I'm not even kidding. One of the best
  1413. 35:47smells,
  1414. 35:47>> bro.
  1415. 35:48>> Dude, that's what they're eating. did
  1416. 35:50good, man. Oh my god. Go out there.
  1417. 35:52Yeah, bro.
  1418. 35:52>> I wish I was on the rich team.
  1419. 35:54>> Relax, bro.
  1420. 35:55>> I mean, but we got vibes over here.
  1421. 35:56>> We're still eating like kings, man.
  1422. 35:58>> Hold on. I might try this. I'm a
  1423. 36:00>> little fool, guys. Little fool.
  1424. 36:01>> I'm a little fool over here.
  1425. 36:02>> Lie to us.
  1426. 36:02>> Swear to God.
  1427. 36:03>> Don't lie to us.
  1428. 36:04>> Swear to God, I am.
  1429. 36:05>> I've never heard him say those words.
  1430. 36:06>> Yeah. Never.
  1431. 36:07>> How do I eat this miso soup?
  1432. 36:09>> Uh, you the bowl and
  1433. 36:10>> Oh, you're just have a spoon, right?
  1434. 36:12>> Am I hitting the first dibs on a sip?
  1435. 36:13>> Okay, bro. It's going to help you
  1436. 36:15digest.
  1437. 36:19How is it? It's
  1438. 36:20>> too green for her.
  1439. 36:20>> You're not supposed to eat the green
  1440. 36:21stuff anyway.
  1441. 36:22>> Is that spicy? Is that jalapeno?
  1442. 36:23>> I don't know. That's just That's
  1443. 36:24>> Isn't that the spicy thing that's on top
  1444. 36:26of sushi?
  1445. 36:27>> Green onion.
  1446. 36:27>> Yeah, it's a green onion.
  1447. 36:28>> The wagoo is like
  1448. 36:30>> What the I'm
  1449. 36:31>> It just like melts like I don't know how
  1450. 36:33this
  1451. 36:33>> Yeah, it it [music] looks like it would
  1452. 36:35be stringy and like chewy. I'm trying
  1453. 36:37the first little sauce on there.
  1454. 36:39>> I'm about to try this.
  1455. 36:40>> Look at that
  1456. 36:41>> habanero sauce.
  1457. 36:42>> I'm going pretty heavy on that.
  1458. 36:44>> I'm going to try the hot sauce now, too.
  1459. 36:45Right. That sauce is so good on it.
  1460. 36:47>> What is it talking about, though?
  1461. 36:48>> Mixed with the fat.
  1462. 36:51>> Like, yeah.
  1463. 36:52>> Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm
  1464. 36:53going heavy on it. I'm going pretty
  1465. 36:55heavy on it.
  1466. 36:56>> I'm going pretty heavy.
  1467. 36:56>> That's pretty good. It just It has a
  1468. 36:57kick. That's it.
  1469. 36:58>> Wow.
  1470. 36:59>> That's great.
  1471. 37:00>> But you said don't underestimate it,
  1472. 37:01too.
  1473. 37:01>> So, I I can order like 20 of those. I'm
  1474. 37:02not kidding. Like,
  1475. 37:03>> say it's the most affordable.
  1476. 37:05>> So, that one at the top is probably what
  1477. 37:07is it? 20,000 yen, right?
  1478. 37:08>> Yeah. No. Uh 15
  1479. 37:09>> $15,000. So, that's probably like
  1480. 37:11>> $90.
  1481. 37:12>> Yeah.
  1482. 37:13>> Yeah. That's still crazy.
  1483. 37:15>> That is great. That's
  1484. 37:16>> That's amazing.
  1485. 37:18>> Very scaly fish there.
  1486. 37:20>> I'm trying to think what's my next move
  1487. 37:22here.
  1488. 37:22>> Chewy as a
  1489. 37:23>> I feel like you got to go for the
  1490. 37:24scrambled egg.
  1491. 37:24>> That's an egg.
  1492. 37:25>> That's a scrambled egg.
  1493. 37:26>> I'm going to go for the scrambled y'all.
  1494. 37:27>> Let's go do the scoop method.
  1495. 37:29>> Yeah. Ready?
  1496. 37:29>> Careful. The egg is very slippery.
  1497. 37:31>> A scrambled egg combo.
  1498. 37:32>> One shot this
  1499. 37:34>> W throw. Ew. Ew. This guy you drew like
  1500. 37:37a ret, bro.
  1501. 37:39>> Bro, it's leaking out of my mouth.
  1502. 37:41>> Bro, this this right here.
  1503. 37:42>> Wait, that was really good. The hick
  1504. 37:44juice is good, bro.
  1505. 37:45>> Why is your egg so sweet?
  1506. 37:46>> I'm not feeling good. I I think that
  1507. 37:48McDonald's from earlier is still hitting
  1508. 37:49me, bro.
  1509. 37:50>> Well, you drank the slurp juice really
  1510. 37:52like in 10 seconds and then you ate a
  1511. 37:54fish fillet.
  1512. 37:55>> Is it Is it bad if I fart? I got to
  1513. 37:56fart.
  1514. 37:57>> Like quietly. Just don't fart loud.
  1515. 38:04>> I swear I thought it was going to be
  1516. 38:05silent. I thought it was going to be
  1517. 38:06silent but deadly.
  1518. 38:07>> Okay. Why do you get up?
  1519. 38:08>> Because if you do it on the bench, it
  1520. 38:11echoes. So I tried to sit up. You could
  1521. 38:13have killed Jason.
  1522. 38:15>> Bro, what are you doing?
  1523. 38:16>> I thought it was going to be silent,
  1524. 38:17y'all. My bad.
  1525. 38:18>> You could have just fart. You could have
  1526. 38:19just like lifted your cheek or
  1527. 38:21something. You fully got up and
  1528. 38:23>> that's on me. I'll eat another piece of
  1529. 38:24sushi for that.
  1530. 38:25>> So, this one ozaki
  1531. 38:28[music]
  1532. 38:28>> right here. So, this like this like
  1533. 38:31>> is like
  1534. 38:32Yeah. And also they part of the tendel
  1535. 38:34one you can think of. You know, a plet,
  1536. 38:36but [music] now that center really
  1537. 38:38center.
  1538. 38:39>> You can see. Look at that. This is just
  1539. 38:42beautifully cut. Like look at that.
  1540. 38:43>> Smells so good.
  1541. 38:44>> Cheers.
  1542. 38:44>> Cheers.
  1543. 38:47>> Oh, it just like melts in your [music]
  1544. 38:49mouth like instantly.
  1545. 38:51>> I didn't even try it.
  1546. 38:52>> Oh my god, that one's the That one's so
  1547. 38:54good.
  1548. 38:54>> So, you can pay the difference.
  1549. 38:56>> Yeah.
  1550. 38:56>> Yes, I do.
  1551. 38:57>> That one. I like this one a lot. You
  1552. 38:59know what we got to do for this one
  1553. 39:00though?
  1554. 39:00>> We got to try it. We have to. We have
  1555. 39:02You got to try it. So, [music] this is
  1556. 39:04the um Carolina Reaper.
  1557. 39:06>> That's unbelievable. Wow.
  1558. 39:07>> You know, Mark, you want to take a bite
  1559. 39:08out of the gold here?
  1560. 39:09>> How much do you want? Give me pretty
  1561. 39:10good double.
  1562. 39:11>> All right. That's like That's a good
  1563. 39:14bite. Go, Mark. Enjoy that.
  1564. 39:17>> Is it crazy? Is it hot?
  1565. 39:19>> No. You'll feel it afterwards, but it's
  1566. 39:21like perfect. No, I'm not even trolling.
  1567. 39:22Yeah, like you would like that. Oh.
  1568. 39:25>> Oh, I know.
  1569. 39:27>> That works.
  1570. 39:28>> But it works. It's like it takes away
  1571. 39:30the spice [music] almost.
  1572. 39:31>> That is so good.
  1573. 39:32>> Yo, that is so good.
  1574. 39:34>> Carolina.
  1575. 39:35>> I'm not going to drool this time.
  1576. 39:36>> Imagine being a few, bro. You idiot,
  1577. 39:39bro. Glad you need someone to help you
  1578. 39:40to to feed you, bro.
  1579. 39:41>> No, I'm not.
  1580. 39:42>> Now it's going to fall apart, bro.
  1581. 39:45>> No, it's just like, am I not built for
  1582. 39:48this, bro?
  1583. 39:48>> Just you got to go put your face to the
  1584. 39:50plate.
  1585. 39:50>> Yeah, just put your face to the plate,
  1586. 39:51bro. Yeah, bring the plate up.
  1587. 39:53>> Bring the plate up to your There you go.
  1588. 39:55>> Just use your hands, bro. Just use your
  1589. 39:57hands.
  1590. 39:57>> Let me lock it. Let me lock it.
  1591. 39:59>> There it is.
  1592. 40:00>> There it is. Holy Can you imagine
  1593. 40:02being a fish your whole life swimming in
  1594. 40:04ocean to get eaten by a dap like that?
  1595. 40:06>> Yo. Yo, by the way. Yo, this guy's a
  1596. 40:0830-y old man. But look at this mess,
  1597. 40:10man.
  1598. 40:10>> Bro, I'm not a
  1599. 40:12>> I'm You are spoons. It's like me playing
  1600. 40:14keyboard and mouse.
  1601. 40:16>> It's a good comparison.
  1602. 40:17>> I was mad about the pork, but I'm going
  1603. 40:18to be honest. We're eating good.
  1604. 40:20>> This was good as
  1605. 40:21>> We're eating like kings and we got food
  1606. 40:22left. We spent like 15 bucks.
  1607. 40:24>> I'm trying to think what was the best.
  1608. 40:26It might have been the mozzarella
  1609. 40:28salmon. That was
  1610. 40:29>> Yeah, the salmon with mozzarella was
  1611. 40:31>> and the egg was sweet. Honestly,
  1612. 40:32everything I ate
  1613. 40:34>> Jesus washed it down with a cup of tea.
  1614. 40:36I mean,
  1615. 40:36>> bro, this is deep.
  1616. 40:37>> Welcome to Mafia sandwich.
  1617. 40:41>> Wow.
  1618. 40:45>> Wow.
  1619. 40:46>> Gold in your water.
  1620. 40:48>> So, this the dry age or this the one
  1621. 40:50>> which is this one?
  1622. 40:51>> Yeah. Look at that.
  1623. 40:52>> Yeah.
  1624. 40:53>> I mean, take a look at that right there.
  1625. 40:56>> Like,
  1626. 40:56>> it's talking to me. It says eat, bro.
  1627. 41:01Bro, that's like real. Like just like
  1628. 41:03you just can enjoy it, man. Like Oh, I
  1629. 41:05need some gold. Like look at me.
  1630. 41:08>> Like put some put some gold on it. I'm
  1631. 41:09eating a gold sandwich right now.
  1632. 41:11>> Oh my god.
  1633. 41:12>> So they listen to music for this.
  1634. 41:14>> I can't. It's like I just wish it was
  1635. 41:17like
  1636. 41:17>> I could just get this in LA just like
  1637. 41:19all the time. Like [music] I wish I
  1638. 41:20could Door Dash that.
  1639. 41:21>> I'll be honest. If you you have this in
  1640. 41:23LA,
  1641. 41:23>> bro, I would be I'd be addicted to it.
  1642. 41:25>> Would you spend money [music] on this?
  1643. 41:26Like would you do it? Would you really
  1644. 41:27do it?
  1645. 41:27>> Dude, I don't feel like the LA Wagu is
  1646. 41:29the same though. Not at all. I've never
  1647. 41:31had beef like ever.
  1648. 41:32>> It's like way more cooked.
  1649. 41:33>> You should try sauce with this. Like
  1650. 41:35look at that. It sinks into it. Look at
  1651. 41:37that.
  1652. 41:38>> Come on. Give it a good taste. Yeah.
  1653. 41:40Straight into it. Yep.
  1654. 41:43>> How does that How well does that go
  1655. 41:44together?
  1656. 41:44>> Wrong. God, this is like so It's like
  1657. 41:45relaxing. I know. I know.
  1658. 41:46>> It's like really
  1659. 41:49It doesn't like make you like We ate
  1660. 41:51breakfast
  1661. 41:52>> and I don't even feel full. It feels
  1662. 41:53like
  1663. 41:53>> same. [music] It's so buttery that it
  1664. 41:55just melts.
  1665. 41:56>> Out of 10. What do you think?
  1666. 41:57>> That was good. [clears throat]
  1667. 41:58>> Yeah. Some good sushi. Got some soup.
  1668. 42:01I'm going to give that I'm going to give
  1669. 42:02that a solid eight. Five out of 10. That
  1670. 42:03was a good lunch. That's a solid lunch.
  1671. 42:05>> It's a nine out of 10 for me, bro. Good.
  1672. 42:07>> I'm going 8 and 1 half out of 10.
  1673. 42:09>> Yeah. 18 buck for three people.
  1674. 42:12>> I'm going to be honest. I don't That was
  1675. 42:13way better than McDonald's.
  1676. 42:14>> Way better.
  1677. 42:14>> Way better.
  1678. 42:15>> But I'm a little worried for dinner.
  1679. 42:18>> Holy
  1680. 42:18>> We got We got dinner in like 5 minutes.
  1681. 42:20So
  1682. 42:22>> now this is what we really came here
  1683. 42:23for. This is the alone by itself. These
  1684. 42:26four pieces $400. 50,000 yen. Kobe
  1685. 42:30dryaged [music] cherish bro.
  1686. 42:32>> Yeah.
  1687. 42:32>> Yeah. Smell it first. Smell it first.
  1688. 42:34>> Yeah. Think of wine.
  1689. 42:35>> Oh. Oh.
  1690. 42:37>> Do people like come in just like when
  1691. 42:39they eat, do they just smell it for a
  1692. 42:40second or is that weird?
  1693. 42:41>> It's not weird. Yeah.
  1694. 42:42>> Yeah.
  1695. 42:47>> Oh, you can taste that now.
  1696. 42:48>> I know [music] what you mean. Yeah.
  1697. 42:51>> It's so good. Oh my god. Does it even
  1698. 42:54get higher than that? Like what is the
  1699. 42:56highest level of meat?
  1700. 42:57>> Oh, that's the highest I ever say. Yeah.
  1701. 42:59>> Wow. You taste it like you really
  1702. 43:01>> like mind you. So sometimes when you eat
  1703. 43:03a steak, you taste the flavor of the
  1704. 43:04seasoning and stuff. Like you know what
  1705. 43:05I'm saying? This you really taste the
  1706. 43:06flavor of the actual meat.
  1707. 43:08>> Carolina Reaper.
  1708. 43:08>> Okay. Get the gold on it. Oh god. Okay.
  1709. 43:11>> Just sink in.
  1710. 43:12>> All right. Last bite.
  1711. 43:13>> Hey. [music]
  1712. 43:14>> Hey. Cheers, brother.
  1713. 43:16>> Come on. Cheers, brother.
  1714. 43:17>> Cheers.
  1715. 43:20>> I don't know how to explain it.
  1716. 43:21>> I don't want to swallow it.
  1717. 43:22>> Yeah. Keep chewing it. Yeah. Like you
  1718. 43:25know how you use sukala right away? I
  1719. 43:26kind of like
  1720. 43:28>> Oh It [clears throat]
  1721. 43:29>> is a little hot.
  1722. 43:29>> I I don't know. It's like the the sauce
  1723. 43:31just blends into the meat so well. It's
  1724. 43:34not even that spicy anymore. Like you
  1725. 43:36know what I mean?
  1726. 43:36>> Are you sure?
  1727. 43:38>> Makes me sad it's gone. Hey, you spent
  1728. 43:40some money for lunch. Enjoy it. Okay,
  1729. 43:43that one's getting the kick
  1730. 43:44>> now. You're getting kicked.
  1731. 43:45>> I got I got on my lip and it's burning.
  1732. 43:48>> Yeah, it's getting swollen.
  1733. 43:49>> Yeah.
  1734. 43:50>> Wow, bro. That was really good. Are you
  1735. 43:51sure you don't want to do one for like
  1736. 43:53the ride home?
  1737. 43:53>> [music]
  1738. 43:53>> That is genuinely I swear I'm not trying
  1739. 43:56to be funny.
  1740. 43:57>> I'm really top three things I've ate. No
  1741. 44:00troll. I swear to you,
  1742. 44:01>> bro. That's what I was trying to say.
  1743. 44:02It's like you don't get that meat at
  1744. 44:03home.
  1745. 44:04>> Wow.
  1746. 44:07[music]
  1747. 44:08>> All right. Listen. It's been about 5
  1748. 44:09minutes now since we left lunch.
  1749. 44:12>> You mean 5 minutes? IT'S DARK OUTSIDE.
  1750. 44:14>> DINNER. IT'S dark outside. We're at
  1751. 44:15>> 7-Eleven. I know.
  1752. 44:17>> This is the worst dinner I've ever had
  1753. 44:19in my life.
  1754. 44:19>> It's a good reference.
  1755. 44:20>> Oh, I get it. But you look right. I
  1756. 44:22don't know where the boys are at.
  1757. 44:23They're They have a reservation for
  1758. 44:25somewhere.
  1759. 44:27>> We as walking 71.
  1760. 44:28>> I wonder what the boys are eating. So,
  1761. 44:31we're [music] here at the spot.
  1762. 44:32>> This is like the most expensive sushi
  1763. 44:35spot in Tokyo, Japan.
  1764. 44:36>> We had to like I know we trolled kind of
  1765. 44:38the whole video, but like you have to
  1766. 44:40get like private reservations here.
  1767. 44:42>> It's like a private room even.
  1768. 44:43>> It's a private room. It's the full
  1769. 44:45experience. So, we're about to be here.
  1770. 44:47So, yeah.
  1771. 44:48>> And here we are. So, listen. The plan is
  1772. 44:50we can only each We have $5 pretty much.
  1773. 44:53We can only get one item. Have
  1774. 44:54>> you been drinking? Have you been
  1775. 44:55drinking?
  1776. 44:55>> This guy's slurring his words, bro.
  1777. 44:57>> You're sluring your words a little bit
  1778. 44:58here, Dad. Let me take over.
  1779. 44:59>> We each can get one item.
  1780. 45:00>> Okay,
  1781. 45:01>> I think.
  1782. 45:02>> Yeah.
  1783. 45:05>> Come on, bro. [laughter] Hey, listen. We
  1784. 45:07We each need one item. All right. We got
  1785. 45:09to make one big either sandwich or
  1786. 45:13dinner entree.
  1787. 45:14>> I heard the method is we get the egg
  1788. 45:15sandwich. Someone gets a chicken cutlet.
  1789. 45:17We put the chicken cutlet in the egg
  1790. 45:19sandwich. So, I want to know.
  1791. 45:20>> And we got a bed.
  1792. 45:21>> Who told you that? Cuz you don't speak
  1793. 45:22Japanese.
  1794. 45:23>> Uh, Griffin.
  1795. 45:25>> Okay,
  1796. 45:25>> let's just get a lemon sour for the bed.
  1797. 45:27>> Oh, of course you want to get a lemon.
  1798. 45:28>> This guy just wants He's already fine.
  1799. 45:31>> This is pretty interesting, you know.
  1800. 45:32It's like so quiet.
  1801. 45:34>> It's like It's literally a private room.
  1802. 45:36How you doing, sir? No. Okay. Very uh
  1803. 45:38very calming here. Okay. We get a little
  1804. 45:41towel here. Okay.
  1805. 45:42>> It's a warm towel.
  1806. 45:43>> Warm towel.
  1807. 45:44>> It's like the flight, you know.
  1808. 45:46>> It's a little awkward in here, but it's
  1809. 45:47all good.
  1810. 45:47>> I mean, it's all good.
  1811. 45:48sake.
  1812. 45:49>> Oh, sake is alcohol.
  1813. 45:51>> Yeah.
  1814. 45:52>> Oh, Ronnie,
  1815. 45:52>> you want to do that?
  1816. 45:53>> You want to get a little drinky? I'm
  1817. 45:55good. I'm I'm good up.
  1818. 45:56>> All right, let's see what the Let's see
  1819. 45:57what the menu is.
  1820. 45:58>> This is just a drink menu.
  1821. 45:59>> Oh,
  1822. 46:00okay. I feel very awkward. Um,
  1823. 46:03>> but it's all good.
  1824. 46:05>> Stupid annoying Americans.
  1825. 46:06>> Yeah, I know. So, let's let's get let's
  1826. 46:08keep it down. Okay, let's keep it down.
  1827. 46:10I'm very hungry. Um, I also haven't had
  1828. 46:12sushi yet in Japan, which I've heard is
  1829. 46:14like the best thing.
  1830. 46:14>> Sushi in [music] Japan is the best
  1831. 46:16thing. Where'd you get that from? No, I
  1832. 46:18mean that's your griff. You want to back
  1833. 46:19me up on this or no? Sushi is like the
  1834. 46:21best in Japan, right? I heard it from
  1835. 46:23Jason. I'm going to give it a bug. I
  1836. 46:24did. Yeah. You're lying.
  1837. 46:25>> I swear I'm not chilling.
  1838. 46:26>> I want to eat every time.
  1839. 46:27>> You want a corn dog?
  1840. 46:29>> Wait, wait, wait. Why don't
  1841. 46:30>> I know about the corn dog?
  1842. 46:30>> Why don't you get a egg the egg
  1843. 46:32sandwich? I get the uh the chicken.
  1844. 46:34>> We have the corn dog.
  1845. 46:35>> We have 800 yet. That corn dog's 139
  1846. 46:38yet. We can get eight of them.
  1847. 46:39>> Facts.
  1848. 46:39>> I ain't lying. Eight corn dogs.
  1849. 46:40>> You could get We could eat like six corn
  1850. 46:42dogs.
  1851. 46:42>> I ain't lie. That would fill me up for
  1852. 46:43probably 3 days.
  1853. 46:44>> I'm going to get some for my dinner real
  1854. 46:45quick, bro.
  1855. 46:48Fabulous.
  1856. 46:50Why does it say foolish?
  1857. 46:51>> It's foolish. It's It's ice cream. It's
  1858. 46:52a milkshake.
  1859. 46:53>> How much? How much? A dollar?
  1860. 46:54>> 190 yen.
  1861. 46:55>> Okay. So, a dollar.
  1862. 46:57>> Wait, Jason, what's the math?
  1863. 46:58>> That's somewhere around like 50 cents.
  1864. 46:59We have 2,300 yen left. 2,200 yen.
  1865. 47:03>> Try to do the sandwich fusion.
  1866. 47:04>> Say, let's make a sandwich. Get a little
  1867. 47:05ice cream for you.
  1868. 47:06>> Bro, egg salad sandwich.
  1869. 47:08>> So, okay. Bad news. They only have egg
  1870. 47:10salad and mayonnaise.
  1871. 47:12>> We love mayonnaise.
  1872. 47:13>> Yeah, but do we want spills? You know,
  1873. 47:15me and Lacy used to grow up eating
  1874. 47:17mayonnaise. We
  1875. 47:18>> love mayonnaise, but
  1876. 47:19>> we could do a egg, sausage, hot dog, and
  1877. 47:21put a little sausage in it.
  1878. 47:22>> Oh my god.
  1879. 47:24>> This is actually hot dog in the middle.
  1880. 47:26>> I am so down to do this in one bite,
  1881. 47:29>> brother. You chicken cutlet. I'll get
  1882. 47:31this and you get a hot dog. Bang.
  1883. 47:33>> I want a corn dog.
  1884. 47:33>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
  1885. 47:34>> Okay, let's Yeah, let's do that. Wait,
  1886. 47:36wait. I'm getting a corn dog. I actually
  1887. 47:37want corn.
  1888. 47:37>> I don't want my to be cold, though.
  1889. 47:39Bro, can I just get the oni giri?
  1890. 47:41>> Of course you get the on.
  1891. 47:42>> There's no way you're picking rice,
  1892. 47:44>> bro. No, it's the oni giri, bro.
  1893. 47:46>> Dude, this is not
  1894. 47:47>> something a little familiar. It's a
  1895. 47:48little familiar for you.
  1896. 47:49>> Yeah, just get the hot dog.
  1897. 47:50>> I'm going to get the the corn dog. It's
  1898. 47:52similar.
  1899. 47:53>> Okay. Yeah, let's all just just do our
  1900. 47:55own thing. Okay. Nigiri,
  1901. 47:57>> corn dog and ice cream.
  1902. 47:58>> Ice cream. All right, let's do it.
  1903. 47:59>> Wow, that is real. That's going to be
  1904. 48:01great.
  1905. 48:02>> That's real orange juice.
  1906. 48:03>> Who made this ri
  1907. 48:06you know that? It's a J.
  1908. 48:08>> Take a look at this, boys.
  1909. 48:08>> I'm not even kidding. This is amazing.
  1910. 48:10Is that from Mount Fuji? Oh, Claire's
  1911. 48:13water I ever taste of my life.
  1912. 48:14>> But do you see how this just like
  1913. 48:15>> All right, don't drink too much of that.
  1914. 48:17Sip it. It's a lot of sugar.
  1915. 48:20>> What?
  1916. 48:20>> Of course it is. Orange juice. You want
  1917. 48:22to hear something? Fat. Yeah, I don't
  1918. 48:23care. I'm I'm going to school you right
  1919. 48:24now. I'm going to school you right now.
  1920. 48:25You want to hear something? You know
  1921. 48:26juice is worse than a soda? You know
  1922. 48:28that, right?
  1923. 48:29>> So why did you just make me get this?
  1924. 48:31>> I didn't make you get that.
  1925. 48:32>> All right, so drink the rest. Kill this.
  1926. 48:34>> How is it cold but there's no ice cubes?
  1927. 48:36>> That's some rich
  1928. 48:38>> Watch this. Stays right. It doesn't even
  1929. 48:40drop. And we just went from being rich
  1930. 48:43to just obnoxious Americans.
  1931. 48:45>> Oh, here we go.
  1932. 48:47>> Wow.
  1933. 48:48>> It is really like peaceful in here. I'm
  1934. 48:50trying to get into the vibe. That's why
  1935. 48:51I'm so calm right now.
  1936. 48:52>> No music, no nothing. You just you just
  1937. 48:55zen. Okay.
  1938. 48:56>> So, let's talk about it.
  1939. 48:57>> So, is [music] this soup with radish,
  1940. 49:00mushroom, and something else?
  1941. 49:03>> I've never really ate like a mushroom
  1942. 49:05like this. You see this?
  1943. 49:06>> Okay. Interesting. I must say very
  1944. 49:08interesting. Very
  1945. 49:10>> say me so.
  1946. 49:11>> No, not really.
  1947. 49:12>> I [music] like starting my meals with
  1948. 49:13soup.
  1949. 49:13>> You know what?
  1950. 49:14>> It like opens up.
  1951. 49:15>> Yes, exactly.
  1952. 49:16>> It makes it feel calm.
  1953. 49:17>> I was just about to say that.
  1954. 49:18>> It's a calm dinner.
  1955. 49:19>> Calm before the storm.
  1956. 49:20>> Yeah, very much.
  1957. 49:21>> What do you think? Should we get a
  1958. 49:22pre-made hot dog with the condiments
  1959. 49:24already in it?
  1960. 49:25>> Jesus, that's [music] disgusting, bro.
  1961. 49:27Maybe a donut. Dessert. Oh, Lac already
  1962. 49:29got dessert, bro.
  1963. 49:30>> Oh, maybe get Lacy a salad. Lacy.
  1964. 49:34>> Hey, bro.
  1965. 49:35>> Lacy, come on.
  1966. 49:36>> We got our
  1967. 49:37>> Guys, this is for you, bro.
  1968. 49:38>> We got lemon sour. We're getting
  1969. 49:39hammered.
  1970. 49:41>> Vegetables. [music] Get this out of
  1971. 49:42here.
  1972. 49:42>> Lacy.
  1973. 49:43>> Not getting a vegetable cup. Getting ice
  1974. 49:45cream. Come on.
  1975. 49:46>> He's already hammer. He's getting
  1976. 49:47another lemus hour.
  1977. 49:48>> Should we rip a pack?
  1978. 49:51>> The Japanese league. Can we also get a
  1979. 49:52corn dog for this? Oh, we got those.
  1980. 49:54>> Got two. We got two.
  1981. 49:55>> One. Two.
  1982. 49:55>> One more.
  1983. 49:56>> No. No.
  1984. 49:56>> Oh, no. Corn dog.
  1985. 49:57>> No. No. Two. Two. Two.
  1986. 49:58>> That's Spanish, guys. Spanish.
  1987. 50:00>> You want one, too?
  1988. 50:00>> Yeah.
  1989. 50:01>> Oh, wait. Can I get one, too? Or is that
  1990. 50:02too much?
  1991. 50:03>> How much yen are we at?
  1992. 50:04>> 1,200 yen. That's good.
  1993. 50:06>> We have money to
  1994. 50:07>> Wait, can we get another Can we get a
  1995. 50:08pack of cards?
  1996. 50:10>> What?
  1997. 50:10>> Pack of cards.
  1998. 50:11>> We're going to waste our dinner buds on
  1999. 50:12a pack of cards.
  2000. 50:13>> Could be.
  2001. 50:13>> Uh, can we get a little sausage? One
  2002. 50:15sausage, please.
  2003. 50:16>> Only 120.
  2004. 50:17>> You didn't get a bed.
  2005. 50:18>> Yeah. Go get a Go get a uh
  2006. 50:20>> I don't know if I want alcohol, bro. I'm
  2007. 50:22allergic.
  2008. 50:22>> This looks good to me.
  2009. 50:23>> You guys want to do a pack?
  2010. 50:23>> Yeah, maybe we should rip a pack.
  2011. 50:25>> Yeah, let's rip back.
  2012. 50:25>> We'll do a pack as well. Cerski.
  2013. 50:27>> Cerski.
  2014. 50:28>> Cerski. 2,000 yen.
  2015. 50:30>> We have $400. $400.
  2016. 50:32>> Yeah,
  2017. 50:32>> bro.
  2018. 50:33>> Grab a bath. Take Yeah, go grab a bath.
  2019. 50:36>> Oh, Pari Sweat.
  2020. 50:39>> If you know, you know.
  2021. 50:40>> 2,200.
  2022. 50:41>> 2,200.
  2023. 50:43>> Solid. We're If we're on a non-expensive
  2024. 50:45side, where do we eat at? They don't
  2025. 50:46have tables. We just sit on the street.
  2026. 50:49>> We just sit right on the street and eat.
  2027. 50:51>> Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
  2028. 50:55Okay. Oh, yeah. You got the main spot of
  2029. 50:57the house. Look at that. Thank you,
  2030. 51:00[music] bro. I want to see it. Look how
  2031. 51:01sicy but so delicate. This is real hard.
  2032. 51:06It's like kind of crazy to think about.
  2033. 51:07[music] Like a lot of people look at
  2034. 51:08that and be like, "Oh, it's just cutting
  2035. 51:09it. Like why is he doing it like that?"
  2036. 51:11But it's like so specific like how thin
  2037. 51:13it is like for each bite. Like you
  2038. 51:15notice how like they're all like the
  2039. 51:16same cut and he's just doing it with his
  2040. 51:18eyes.
  2041. 51:19It's like kind of crazy. They're all the
  2042. 51:21same cut. Look at that.
  2043. 51:23>> Literally like all the same cut. [music]
  2044. 51:26>> Wow. So this is what we're eating off of
  2045. 51:28today. This is bonito.
  2046. 51:30>> Bonito. Okay, so I'm going to try the
  2047. 51:32wasabi [music] first.
  2048. 51:33>> All that right there.
  2049. 51:34>> Oh my like
  2050. 51:37$500 worth of good.
  2051. 51:39>> Oh my god.
  2052. 51:40>> Dead ass.
  2053. 51:41>> Oh my god.
  2054. 51:42>> I'm putting some wasabi on it.
  2055. 51:44>> That was like Oh my god. That was
  2056. 51:45incredible.
  2057. 51:45>> That was gas. Yeah.
  2058. 51:46>> You like it?
  2059. 51:48>> Not like one.
  2060. 51:49>> Damn. You ate it in like two seconds.
  2061. 51:50>> That was That was [music] actually
  2062. 51:51amazing.
  2063. 51:52>> I mean, it's two pieces. Yeah. You know,
  2064. 51:53I've noticed meats and fish are like
  2065. 51:56really good. It like melts. Was that an
  2066. 51:58appetizer?
  2067. 52:00>> Yeah, sure. Yeah, of [music] course.
  2068. 52:01>> Dinner right here.
  2069. 52:02>> Yeah, dinner is ready.
  2070. 52:06>> Yo, bro. Are you [laughter]
  2071. 52:08>> fine? No, I'm not.
  2072. 52:10>> He's actually got lemon sour extra 9% as
  2073. 52:14our med.
  2074. 52:14>> What a ch of a corn dog. Snap it. Snap
  2075. 52:17it.
  2076. 52:19>> Snap it. And I don't I don't do the
  2077. 52:21mustard. I just do the ketchup. But if
  2078. 52:22you want both, you squeeze both.
  2079. 52:24>> I can get the mustard or wait. Right. I
  2080. 52:25got you.
  2081. 52:25>> Oh my gosh. You just put a little bit on
  2082. 52:27a tip.
  2083. 52:27>> You can put some on my sausage.
  2084. 52:29>> No, no, J. I was lowkey gatekeeping, but
  2085. 52:30here
  2086. 52:31>> you piece of I already got
  2087. 52:32one. I got one.
  2088. 52:33>> There you go, bro.
  2089. 52:34>> Oh, he lowkey got me already. Hold on
  2090. 52:36now. Hold on. Hey, cheers. Cheers.
  2091. 52:38>> To the poor dinner.
  2092. 52:39>> To the poor dinner.
  2093. 52:42>> Why is it fire?
  2094. 52:43>> Hey, I'm not complaining.
  2095. 52:44>> It's just not gas.
  2096. 52:45>> Good. Good.
  2097. 52:47>> No, I got ketchup on my Rick Owens.
  2098. 52:49>> Not a Rick. No, [laughter] not a Rick. I
  2099. 52:52ain't lie, boys. I just twos shot this
  2100. 52:54hot dog. God,
  2101. 52:57he two shoted it.
  2102. 52:58>> Hold on. See if we get a show Otani,
  2103. 53:00bro.
  2104. 53:00>> Should we rip this real quick? Hold on
  2105. 53:02now.
  2106. 53:03>> We might become rich. Wait,
  2107. 53:06>> no.
  2108. 53:08>> Look like you again.
  2109. 53:10>> Yo,
  2110. 53:10>> you got the front camera open.
  2111. 53:14>> Oh, bro.
  2112. 53:15>> Any any hits? Any hits?
  2113. 53:17>> Wait, this is dead ass Ray. This is not
  2114. 53:19Ray, bro.
  2115. 53:21>> I mean, that's just another Asian guy.
  2116. 53:24>> True. I mean, bro, I think I got I think
  2117. 53:25I got something special here. What do
  2118. 53:27y'all think?
  2119. 53:27>> Did you kill yours?
  2120. 53:28>> I'm still killing it, but I got a lemon
  2121. 53:29sour right here. I'm ready to get
  2122. 53:30hammered.
  2123. 53:31>> What is that?
  2124. 53:33>> Nope. Clam? Nope. It's called
  2125. 53:36>> Abalon.
  2126. 53:37>> Okay.
  2127. 53:39Now, you see with something like this,
  2128. 53:41here's the thing. With me and sushi, I'm
  2129. 53:43a huge fish sushi guy. I would love like
  2130. 53:46a little tiny [music] bit of like sauce.
  2131. 53:49So, again,
  2132. 53:50>> that's not that's not
  2133. 53:51>> Do me a favor. Can you just touch it?
  2134. 53:52>> Okay. Rubbery.
  2135. 53:54>> Just touch it.
  2136. 53:55>> Oh,
  2137. 53:55>> it tastes really sticky, bro. I'mma try
  2138. 53:57it out. Okay.
  2139. 53:58>> Oh, that's hot.
  2140. 54:00>> Don't do it.
  2141. 54:00>> Oh, it's hot, too. [music] I didn't
  2142. 54:02expect that.
  2143. 54:03>> It's okay. It's just really fishy.
  2144. 54:05>> Not my cup of tea at all. I'm not picky
  2145. 54:08at all when it comes to food, but like I
  2146. 54:10feel really bad, but I I can't finish
  2147. 54:12that. Yeah,
  2148. 54:13>> that's was right.
  2149. 54:14>> Oh, I can do it.
  2150. 54:16>> No way. Oh, that's so cool. He's
  2151. 54:18treating you like a spicy.
  2152. 54:19>> You got to like metal it.
  2153. 54:20>> N. So, how do I do it? Just like that.
  2154. 54:23Yo, that is crazy. So, this how wasabi
  2155. 54:26is made.
  2156. 54:29Oh, good. Good. Yo, R. I just gave you a
  2157. 54:32piece of my own wasabi. Come on. You got
  2158. 54:34to get some of my own wasabi. No, no,
  2159. 54:35no, no, no, no. Come on. Don't be a
  2160. 54:37rude.
  2161. 54:39>> Wow. Yeah. Get Come on. Come on. Give
  2162. 54:41it. Give it a taste.
  2163. 54:46[laughter]
  2164. 54:48>> Oh, God. Clean the whole cleansing the
  2165. 54:50whole system here. Hey,
  2166. 54:52>> that's such a interesting spice. Like
  2167. 54:54>> cuz it's not spicy. It just It cleanses
  2168. 54:56you. It's like weird.
  2169. 54:57>> All right. Listen, oniri. They got
  2170. 54:59instructions, bro. So, let me see if I
  2171. 55:01can do it. Hold down.
  2172. 55:02>> So, Adab, how's this tasting? It's 9%
  2173. 55:04alcohol. There's no way this tastes
  2174. 55:05good.
  2175. 55:06>> It doesn't taste like alcohol, but it
  2176. 55:08will
  2177. 55:09>> I'm not mad at that.
  2178. 55:11>> It doesn't taste like alcohol, right?
  2179. 55:12>> Tastes good.
  2180. 55:13>> Well, you're already starting to slow
  2181. 55:14your work. Go ahead. Go for the nigiri.
  2182. 55:19Is there like meat in the middle or Oh,
  2183. 55:21>> is it just rice? Rice on mayonnaise. I
  2184. 55:24mayonnaise. I'm pretty good. I
  2185. 55:26ain't going to lie. You want to bite it?
  2186. 55:27>> Yeah. Wait. Break me off. Go ahead. Now.
  2187. 55:29Wait.
  2188. 55:31Why?
  2189. 55:32>> Cuz I'm trying to I'm trying to finish
  2190. 55:34the whole world.
  2191. 55:37>> Why would you ever need two hands on it?
  2192. 55:40>> Bite the side.
  2193. 55:41>> Why did he just put two hands?
  2194. 55:42>> All right. I'm going to try the nigiri.
  2195. 55:43Uh Jason said this is tuna and
  2196. 55:45mayonnaise. Do I one bite this? What's
  2197. 55:47up?
  2198. 55:47>> You know the rules.
  2199. 55:48>> What? Yo, Jason.
  2200. 55:50>> Damn. Tongue out first, bro.
  2201. 55:52>> Hey, open up. You know what they say. If
  2202. 55:53you can't If you can't break bread, you
  2203. 55:54fake.
  2204. 55:55>> Let me swallow this, bro. G. Kind of
  2205. 55:58good.
  2206. 55:59>> Yeah.
  2207. 55:59>> And we got dessert. So, this is just
  2208. 56:01like a little ice cream in a Japanese
  2209. 56:02pouch. Ready? Open up. I'm a fountain.
  2210. 56:04You ready?
  2211. 56:06[laughter]
  2212. 56:07>> Okay. Adab, you want some?
  2213. 56:08>> Okay. It
  2214. 56:11>> come on now. Tell me.
  2215. 56:13>> Tell me that's not hitting. Tell me
  2216. 56:14that's not hitting though.
  2217. 56:15>> Let me get one more.
  2218. 56:16>> Yeah. Stick your tongue out.
  2219. 56:19[laughter]
  2220. 56:19>> Hey. Yo, on the lid,
  2221. 56:21>> bro. You got to stick my tongue out.
  2222. 56:22>> That's interesting. I've never seen
  2223. 56:24that.
  2224. 56:24>> What is this?
  2225. 56:24>> Yeah, that's a potato. Kind of a potato.
  2226. 56:26>> It's a potato.
  2227. 56:27>> Uh, like a Yeah. Yum.
  2228. 56:29>> So, this is a Japanese some Japanese,
  2229. 56:32too.
  2230. 56:32>> All right. I'm going to try
  2231. 56:33>> the pepper. I'm trying the pepper first.
  2232. 56:35>> I'm trying this first. I'm trying the
  2233. 56:37the nut.
  2234. 56:37>> All right, fine. I'll try that, too.
  2235. 56:40That's just That's nice. You don't like
  2236. 56:42that? I'm going to try the potato last.
  2237. 56:44Paper. Pepper.
  2238. 56:44>> That's a cool That's hot, right? Oo, the
  2239. 56:46pepper is good as Wait, the potato or
  2240. 56:47what is it?
  2241. 56:48>> Potato's like a little weird at first,
  2242. 56:49but as you chew more.
  2243. 56:51>> Wait, you guys got a bad bite then? Mine
  2244. 56:52tastes great off the bat. This is so
  2245. 56:54good. Oh my god. Clean.
  2246. 56:56>> That's what I'm saying. Like it's just
  2247. 56:57Do we eat [music] the leaf?
  2248. 56:58>> No. [laughter]
  2249. 57:01>> It's also everything here right now is
  2250. 57:02very organic. Like it's straight. Like
  2251. 57:04you just pull that fish [music] out the
  2252. 57:05water.
  2253. 57:07[snorts]
  2254. 57:07>> Notice anything about this room?
  2255. 57:09>> What?
  2256. 57:10>> There's no windows.
  2257. 57:11>> Oh my god.
  2258. 57:12>> There's no clocks. In Vegas, at every
  2259. 57:15casino, they pump oxygen through the
  2260. 57:18vents to keep you awake. At 4:00 a.m.,
  2261. 57:20you don't even feel like you're tired.
  2262. 57:21You don't know what time it is. You're
  2263. 57:22just losing money.
  2264. 57:23>> Can you smell that?
  2265. 57:24>> They're pumping oxygen.
  2266. 57:26>> This place is like a casino.
  2267. 57:28>> I feel sick right now.
  2268. 57:29>> You feel sick.
  2269. 57:29>> Is that why,
  2270. 57:30>> bro? Cuz there's no air coming in
  2271. 57:32besides pumped oxygen.
  2272. 57:33>> Oh, man.
  2273. 57:34>> Here we go.
  2274. 57:36>> Interesting. Interesting.
  2275. 57:37>> Interesting. Now that my friends
  2276. 57:38>> like, you know what's crazy? He could
  2277. 57:40bring out like a ball and [music] we'd
  2278. 57:41be like, "Oh, I know." Yeah.
  2279. 57:44>> Yeah.
  2280. 57:44>> Yeah.
  2281. 57:45>> It could really been anything and we
  2282. 57:46would try it. We would 100% try it.
  2283. 57:47>> I try it. And he'd be like, "Oh, that
  2284. 57:48was my friend."
  2285. 57:49>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
  2286. 57:50>> What is that? Um I think what we're
  2287. 57:53talking about what I was just talking
  2288. 57:54about.
  2289. 57:55>> This friend
  2290. 57:57might be
  2291. 57:57>> That might be a oyster maybe. What is
  2292. 58:00this?
  2293. 58:01>> Snappa.
  2294. 58:02>> Snappa.
  2295. 58:03>> What is that?
  2296. 58:04>> Snapper.
  2297. 58:05>> Oh, snap. Okay.
  2298. 58:06>> It's all edible.
  2299. 58:07>> Yeah.
  2300. 58:08>> Oh, wow. Look at that box. kind of sea.
  2301. 58:12>> Wow.
  2302. 58:13>> I'm going to try the nut first.
  2303. 58:15>> Yeah.
  2304. 58:17>> Wow.
  2305. 58:18>> How is that good?
  2306. 58:19>> It's like a really
  2307. 58:20>> That's going to be
  2308. 58:21>> This is a This is what the the what's it
  2309. 58:22called? This what the squirrels have.
  2310. 58:25>> Oh, that's interesting.
  2311. 58:26>> That's really good. I like that. All
  2312. 58:28right. This one's going to be
  2313. 58:30>> I don't hate it. I don't hate it.
  2314. 58:33>> It's good.
  2315. 58:33>> I don't hate it. It kind of tastes like
  2316. 58:36salmon. Pretty basic fish. It's like a
  2317. 58:38sea bass, but I know it's not. But you
  2318. 58:40know what I mean? I like it.
  2319. 58:41>> Meanwhile,
  2320. 58:41>> how's your water?
  2321. 58:44[laughter]
  2322. 58:45>> It's actually pretty refreshing.
  2323. 58:47>> Hey, cheers. Yeah. Hold on.
  2324. 58:50>> Cheers, boys.
  2325. 58:51>> Drunk already being poor.
  2326. 58:55>> Yo, are we the core guys or the poor
  2327. 58:57guys? [laughter]
  2328. 58:59>> That joke is
  2329. 59:00>> Are the core boys or the poor boys?
  2330. 59:02>> Not a good one.
  2331. 59:04>> I love that. I love how they make it a
  2332. 59:06little show that you
  2333. 59:07>> That's skill.
  2334. 59:07>> Look, look how skilled that's that's
  2335. 59:09actually takes skill. Wrong. This is
  2336. 59:10going to be bad.
  2337. 59:13>> El
  2338. 59:16Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
  2339. 59:17>> Talk to me. Talk to me. What's that
  2340. 59:18saying, though? Talk to me. Like,
  2341. 59:19really? Talk to me, though.
  2342. 59:22>> He lit up.
  2343. 59:25>> Yeah, that says a lot right there. All
  2344. 59:27right, here we go. Thank you, sir. Thank
  2345. 59:28you so much,
  2346. 59:29>> bro. You just don't even want to like
  2347. 59:30swallow it.
  2348. 59:31>> I want to swallow you.
  2349. 59:34That shit's so good. That makes me mad.
  2350. 59:36I get one. What is this?
  2351. 59:37>> Spanish macarel.
  2352. 59:38>> Spanish mackerel. One bite. You know the
  2353. 59:40rules.
  2354. 59:40>> Everyone knows the rules.
  2355. 59:41>> Come on.
  2356. 59:42>> I know that's a good bite. I know that's
  2357. 59:44a good bite. I knew it. You know my
  2358. 59:46record of eating sushi is 86 pieces in
  2359. 59:48one sitting.
  2360. 59:48>> Bro, I don't care.
  2361. 59:49>> Okay.
  2362. 59:53>> You know what it is?
  2363. 59:54>> No. Tell me. No. Serious. No,
  2364. 59:55>> I actually don't know what it is.
  2365. 59:57>> I really don't.
  2366. 59:58>> I know. It's bad cuz I'm getting that
  2367. 59:59mode with likeation
  2368. 1:00:01cuz I'm tired. Yeah.
  2369. 1:00:02>> Yeah, I know. I like the rice actually.
  2370. 1:00:04So good.
  2371. 1:00:05>> It's just [laughter]
  2372. 1:00:07>> That's like one of the most important
  2373. 1:00:08pieces.
  2374. 1:00:09>> No, me serious.
  2375. 1:00:10>> But you know what it is?
  2376. 1:00:11>> What is it?
  2377. 1:00:13>> It's the rice. Yeah.
  2378. 1:00:15>> Oh. Ooh.
  2379. 1:00:17>> But you know what it is?
  2380. 1:00:18>> You know what it is though?
  2381. 1:00:19>> This one might be a little interesting.
  2382. 1:00:20>> Do you see the lighting on this?
  2383. 1:00:22>> It's like metallic.
  2384. 1:00:24>> Surprise.
  2385. 1:00:26>> Sorry. What's that hidden on?
  2386. 1:00:29>> That is really fishy.
  2387. 1:00:30>> Really? Okay. I'm not a big fan of super
  2388. 1:00:33fishy stuff.
  2389. 1:00:36>> Not bad though. It just tastes fishy
  2390. 1:00:38aftertaste, too. It's just mad fishy.
  2391. 1:00:41>> You know when you walk Have you ever
  2392. 1:00:43>> I don't. No, I actually don't. Like I
  2393. 1:00:44don't know.
  2394. 1:00:45>> You ever been to fish mark? [laughter]
  2395. 1:00:52All right. It smells really fishy.
  2396. 1:00:53That's what it tastes. [laughter]
  2397. 1:00:56>> I don't know if I'm going to like this
  2398. 1:00:57one. What is it?
  2399. 1:00:58>> Clam.
  2400. 1:00:59>> Clam. What is it? Okay. Straight to it.
  2401. 1:01:04Oh no. Is it on some like towel or Oh.
  2402. 1:01:07Oh no. Dude, that's be honest. I just be
  2403. 1:01:10feeling honest. Like no respect. You
  2404. 1:01:11know what I'm saying? This our first
  2405. 1:01:12time obviously.
  2406. 1:01:13>> It's not bad. It's really not. It's just
  2407. 1:01:16It's again It's just
  2408. 1:01:17>> It's the texture. It's
  2409. 1:01:18>> It's just chewy. But it's not It doesn't
  2410. 1:01:21taste bad.
  2411. 1:01:22>> It doesn't look that thick. That's the
  2412. 1:01:24crazy part.
  2413. 1:01:24>> Hey, sometimes not the thickest.
  2414. 1:01:30I don't know, bro.
  2415. 1:01:31>> I wouldn't order that.
  2416. 1:01:32>> Wow. I'm still chewing.
  2417. 1:01:33>> I think that's pretty good.
  2418. 1:01:34>> I mean, listen, we were on the poor
  2419. 1:01:36side, to be honest. Enjoyed this, bro.
  2420. 1:01:38We spent a total of like $75. We didn't
  2421. 1:01:40even spend $100.
  2422. 1:01:41>> No, we spent We spent $45.
  2423. 1:01:42>> Literally $45 this whole entire
  2424. 1:01:44>> $45. We had McDonald's breakfast,
  2425. 1:01:46revolving sushi for lunch, and we just
  2426. 1:01:48had a great 7-Eleven dinner.
  2427. 1:01:49>> Dude, I had two pieces of food.
  2428. 1:01:52>> That was actually really good as
  2429. 1:01:54>> And the corn dog.
  2430. 1:01:55>> Tuna.
  2431. 1:01:56>> Bro, you're going to love this one.
  2432. 1:01:57>> Tuna is my favorite.
  2433. 1:01:57>> You're going to love this one. is my
  2434. 1:01:58favorite.
  2435. 1:02:01>> Talk to me [clears throat]
  2436. 1:02:03all buttery. Talk to me. Nice.
  2437. 1:02:09>> Okay. Sorry. There's a Japanese tuna
  2438. 1:02:11that's [music] worth like $5 million if
  2439. 1:02:13you find Indoian. You know what I'm
  2440. 1:02:15talking about?
  2441. 1:02:15>> It's huge.
  2442. 1:02:16>> Yeah. So tuna. Yeah. So big.
  2443. 1:02:18>> Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. 100 to the 200 g.
  2444. 1:02:22>> Yes. What's the name of the tuna?
  2445. 1:02:23>> Bruhin tuna.
  2446. 1:02:24>> Oh, bruhin. Gotcha.
  2447. 1:02:26>> Wow.
  2448. 1:02:27>> Yeah.
  2449. 1:02:31like that hit.
  2450. 1:02:33>> That hit or no? Like honestly though,
  2451. 1:02:36>> just bless my throat.
  2452. 1:02:38>> Cut it.
  2453. 1:02:40>> That was so good, bro.
  2454. 1:02:43Don't ever ever get that close to me,
  2455. 1:02:45bro. Ever.
  2456. 1:02:46>> Can you Can I feed you the tuda?
  2457. 1:02:48>> I honestly Yeah. Talk to me. Come on.
  2458. 1:02:49>> You want me to feed you this?
  2459. 1:02:50>> Yeah. Come on.
  2460. 1:02:51>> Open your mouth. I'm going to spit it.
  2461. 1:02:58You got to
  2462. 1:02:58>> Yo, bro. Why are you teasing me, bro?
  2463. 1:03:01It's
  2464. 1:03:01>> swimming away.
  2465. 1:03:07>> Wait, let me get one more bite.
  2466. 1:03:09>> No. No.
  2467. 1:03:09>> It's so good. I I regret eating it so
  2468. 1:03:11quick.
  2469. 1:03:12>> That was the best one.
  2470. 1:03:13>> I know.
  2471. 1:03:13>> Oh, I told you when he busted out that
  2472. 1:03:15whole thing, I was like, "Oh, he bust
  2473. 1:03:16your best." He busted for sure.
  2474. 1:03:17>> He busted.
  2475. 1:03:18>> So, yeah. If you guys were wondering how
  2476. 1:03:19the other team went.
  2477. 1:03:21>> Hard fit picked though. SOMEBODY GET BRO
  2478. 1:03:23UP CUZ BRO JUST DIED ON THE SPOT.
  2479. 1:03:26>> PICKED UP.
  2480. 1:03:28>> SIR, do you have any extra fishies back
  2481. 1:03:29there?
  2482. 1:03:30>> Oh yeah, Ron. You got you got to have
  2483. 1:03:31that.
  2484. 1:03:34[laughter]
  2485. 1:03:36>> Come on. You got that.
  2486. 1:03:39[laughter]
  2487. 1:03:47[laughter]
  2488. 1:03:50He just teased you with it, too. He just
  2489. 1:03:52slapped over your tongue, man.
  2490. 1:03:54[laughter]
  2491. 1:03:55>> That was so good,
  2492. 1:03:56>> sir.
  2493. 1:03:56>> So, don't even slap on my tongue. Come
  2494. 1:03:58on.
  2495. 1:03:58>> He needs to do the same thing.
  2496. 1:04:00[laughter]
  2497. 1:04:02>> Don't be a dirty little dog. Come on.
  2498. 1:04:03Don't do that.
  2499. 1:04:04>> Talk dirty.
  2500. 1:04:05>> Oh, no.
  2501. 1:04:09>> Careful. Careful.
  2502. 1:04:11[laughter]
  2503. 1:04:11>> No, don't do that.
  2504. 1:04:14>> Oh,
  2505. 1:04:16no.
  2506. 1:04:17>> That is so good. Good luck with the
  2507. 1:04:19boys. I'm not going to lie, bro. Try
  2508. 1:04:22this [clears throat] once before. Yeah,
  2509. 1:04:23>> cuz it's like such we don't finish that.
  2510. 1:04:27>> It's such a weird consistency. That's
  2511. 1:04:29good. That's going to be good as hell.
  2512. 1:04:34>> I know. That's good. Was that chewy?
  2513. 1:04:35>> It is a little bit, but it's not bad.
  2514. 1:04:37>> What the
  2515. 1:04:40[laughter] You didn't even get
  2516. 1:04:43>> that ASMR.
  2517. 1:04:46>> Oh my god. Wait, sir. Yeah.
  2518. 1:04:48>> Can you play in the bowl a little? Like
  2519. 1:04:49just like
  2520. 1:04:50>> Oh, no. No. No.
  2521. 1:04:51>> It actually sounds squishy.
  2522. 1:04:55>> Yeah.
  2523. 1:04:56>> Good.
  2524. 1:04:56>> Like a lot of people love it.
  2525. 1:04:58>> It's pretty good. It's actually good.
  2526. 1:04:59>> It's cold.
  2527. 1:05:00>> No, it's just
  2528. 1:05:02It's literally just You taste more
  2529. 1:05:04seaweed than anything.
  2530. 1:05:05>> Yeah. Not bad. But again, I wouldn't
  2531. 1:05:08order that. You know what I mean? But it
  2532. 1:05:09was good. Oh, I'm going to be honest.
  2533. 1:05:12I'm going be really honest. I don't know
  2534. 1:05:13about this one. I don't even know if I
  2535. 1:05:14can do it. I'm not feeling it.
  2536. 1:05:16>> I've done it one. I've done a wness and
  2537. 1:05:18I'm just That's not it for me, man.
  2538. 1:05:21>> It's like kind of escaping. It looks
  2539. 1:05:22like
  2540. 1:05:23>> very interesting like quality. I just
  2541. 1:05:25>> You might like You might like it. You
  2542. 1:05:26genuinely might like it.
  2543. 1:05:27>> Okay. If I don't like I don't want to be
  2544. 1:05:29disrespectful, though.
  2545. 1:05:29>> No, but you'll be fine. You'll be fine.
  2546. 1:05:31It's not like that. It's not like that.
  2547. 1:05:32>> Look at all the other stuff.
  2548. 1:05:33>> Yeah, I told you.
  2549. 1:05:35>> Oh, a little Terry there. A little
  2550. 1:05:36teeyed.
  2551. 1:05:37>> Yeah.
  2552. 1:05:38>> Really not bad. It just melted away
  2553. 1:05:40though.
  2554. 1:05:41>> It just put a lot of pieces
  2555. 1:05:45on mine. You guys hyped it up so much
  2556. 1:05:46that was bad it made me overthink eating
  2557. 1:05:48it.
  2558. 1:05:48>> 3 2 1 Oh [laughter]
  2559. 1:05:51>> Just do it.
  2560. 1:05:52>> I'm good. Yeah. Oh my god. Swimming.
  2561. 1:05:54Swimming. Swimming is
  2562. 1:05:56>> not a fish.
  2563. 1:05:56>> It just dissolves. Dennis just
  2564. 1:05:58dissolves.
  2565. 1:05:59>> Yeah.
  2566. 1:06:01>> No.
  2567. 1:06:03I'm not a fan at all.
  2568. 1:06:04>> Someone told me it's like sperm.
  2569. 1:06:06>> It is.
  2570. 1:06:07>> It's all It's all real.
  2571. 1:06:10>> It's reproductive organs.
  2572. 1:06:11>> I'm not even kidding.
  2573. 1:06:12>> So why did you not tell me?
  2574. 1:06:13>> Okay. Well, I think that's the food
  2575. 1:06:15done. Yo, we're going to remember this
  2576. 1:06:16in 10 years. 2026 in 5 years from now.
  2577. 1:06:21He'll be in the ditch.
  2578. 1:06:24>> Yeah, you're already here first.
  2579. 1:06:26>> Do I have hunger eyes?
  2580. 1:06:28[laughter]
  2581. 1:06:29>> Hunger.
  2582. 1:06:31Another fish I'm not really liking the
  2583. 1:06:33look of. But again, it's not really
  2584. 1:06:34about the look. It's about the feel and
  2585. 1:06:37touch and the personality, of course. Is
  2586. 1:06:39this chocolate on it, sir? No, it's not
  2587. 1:06:41chocolate on the sush.
  2588. 1:06:44No, don't do that. Here we go again. Cuz
  2589. 1:06:48now it turns into like tasting food to
  2590. 1:06:50just like
  2591. 1:06:51>> Hey, don't we just rip? Come on.
  2592. 1:06:52>> What fish is it?
  2593. 1:06:53>> Yeah.
  2594. 1:06:54>> Seal.
  2595. 1:06:55>> Seal.
  2596. 1:06:56>> Seal.
  2597. 1:06:56>> Seal.
  2598. 1:06:57>> Where else would the eel be? [laughter]
  2599. 1:07:01>> Oh, what is that sauce?
  2600. 1:07:02>> It's chocolate.
  2601. 1:07:03>> Is it dead ass?
  2602. 1:07:04>> It's like a eel sauce. I'm looking at
  2603. 1:07:06that. I'm trolling. That one low key.
  2604. 1:07:10That one was weird to me.
  2605. 1:07:13[laughter]
  2606. 1:07:14>> He's dying.
  2607. 1:07:15>> No, you got it. Don't be surprised.
  2608. 1:07:18>> He's loving it.
  2609. 1:07:19>> No, you got to go. Just swallow. Go.
  2610. 1:07:22>> No water.
  2611. 1:07:22>> Oh, no. [laughter]
  2612. 1:07:24>> Might start swimming away.
  2613. 1:07:27>> No garlic. No, no, no, no. [laughter]
  2614. 1:07:30>> That bill is around 15 million yen.
  2615. 1:07:34>> It's over $1,000.
  2616. 1:07:35>> Over $1,000
  2617. 1:07:36>> for just me and you. Yeah.
  2618. 1:07:38>> All right. So, what was the best thing
  2619. 1:07:39you had today?
  2620. 1:07:40>> The tuna. The tuna is the greatest
  2621. 1:07:42there.
  2622. 1:07:42>> Yeah. Tuna was the best thing. The fatty
  2623. 1:07:44one, right? The fatty tuna. Yeah. Okay.
  2624. 1:07:46What about the whole day? I'm going to
  2625. 1:07:47be honest, that Wagyu sandwich to me,
  2626. 1:07:51one of the best things I ever had in my
  2627. 1:07:52life ever.
  2628. 1:07:53>> Can I be honest with you?
  2629. 1:07:55>> You're the best thing that I've had
  2630. 1:07:56today.
  2631. 1:07:56>> I love that.
  2632. 1:07:57>> I'm going to have you later tonight.
  2633. 1:08:00>> I hope the poor boys um had a fun time
  2634. 1:08:02today. I had a great time. First time in
  2635. 1:08:04Japan. Got to spend the day with hubby.
  2636. 1:08:06Um I'm tired.
  2637. 1:08:08>> I'm tired of

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