CORE $1 VS $10,000 RESTAURANTS IN JAPAN — Transcript
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- 0:00called Niiawa. Everybody, today we're
- 0:02doing cheap versus expensive [music]
- 0:04food in Japan.
- 0:06[screaming]
- 0:08>> So, in today's video, we're going to be
- 0:09splitting into two teams. Two on team
- 0:11expensive and three on team cheap. The
- 0:12cheap team gets a $5 budget each per
- 0:14meal.
- 0:15>> Oh my god.
- 0:17>> And the expensive team gets to ball out
- 0:19on an unlimited budget every day.
- 0:21>> Oh my gosh,
- 0:22>> that is genuinely top three things I've
- 0:24eat.
- 0:25>> We're going to try breakfast, lunch, and
- 0:26dinner and see if the price makes a
- 0:28difference out [music] here in Japan.
- 0:29Let's do it.
- 0:35[laughter]
- 0:37>> Hey. Hey. Let's get some muck in. It's
- 0:39Japanese o'clock. Shut. [laughter]
- 0:42>> How are we poor again? Uh because y'all
- 0:45you mother
- 0:47>> How did you lose in jeopardy? You're
- 0:48supposed to be the smart one.
- 0:49>> Wait, I'm not going to lie though. Poor
- 0:50like poor Jews
- 0:54also lie. Bro, y'all can
- 0:55>> Do we get a counter on the Jason jokes
- 0:56in this video?
- 0:57>> Lose him. Oh, that's already So maybe
- 0:59I'll get some McDonald's or some I
- 1:01don't know.
- 1:01>> I'm going to go get some mucking. Um,
- 1:03it's Wagu:00.
- 1:04>> I'll be honest. Let's get the Drew.
- 1:06Let's get the
- 1:07>> No, no, man. We're going to get wagy
- 1:10Drew. Enjoy Drew for the day.
- 1:13>> If they get expensive, we we don't have
- 1:15to. We have Drew.
- 1:16>> I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
- 1:17Junior
- 1:19airport.
- 1:23>> No, Junior. Like I I chose you for a
- 1:25reason. You know that. talk to me
- 1:26though, but like like really wide
- 1:27though. Like you know what I mean?
- 1:28>> I feel like you've been treating me
- 1:29good. [music] You've been treating me
- 1:30really nice, bro. I'm in Japan. I'm only
- 1:32in Japan once with you. You know what
- 1:33I'm saying? Like I'm blessed to be a
- 1:35part with Marlin. So like, bro, I can't
- 1:36even be mad.
- 1:37>> And it's my first time in Japan. Like I
- 1:40want to I want to experience something.
- 1:41You know what I'm saying? I really want
- 1:42to experience some good food here.
- 1:43>> So I think I think the first thing we
- 1:44hit is a nice cafe.
- 1:46>> Breakfast lunch.
- 1:47>> It's got five stars. It's expensive.
- 1:50Maybe get some like fermented eggs or
- 1:52something like that.
- 1:53>> Oh my god. And then we'll hit this like
- 1:55Wagu sandwich place with with Gold
- 1:58Junior.
- 1:59>> I want to hit that.
- 2:02>> This is my thoughts. [music] My
- 2:03thoughts. Cafe. Wagu. Of course. It's
- 2:06We're in Japan, guys. The nicest Wagu.
- 2:08>> And then
- 2:09>> maybe like snack. Maybe like a
- 2:10>> Maybe like expensive snack.
- 2:12>> Expensive snack.
- 2:12>> What about like expensive fruit bowl or
- 2:14some
- 2:16>> GUYS, WE'RE not the poor boys today.
- 2:18We're the poor boys.
- 2:20[laughter]
- 2:21>> Listen, this is unfair to [music] me and
- 2:23Lacy. We were a poor last time you got
- 2:24to ride around.
- 2:25>> Yeah, but at least we don't have
- 2:26>> Let me tell you something.
- 2:26>> At least we don't have a sketch 18 beers
- 2:28deep this year.
- 2:29>> That's very true.
- 2:29>> Sketch was hung over.
- 2:30>> I'm going to be honest, bro. I've been
- 2:32to Japan probably three times now.
- 2:34>> The best thing about Japan is
- 2:36>> Excluding like all, you know what I
- 2:38mean?
- 2:38>> Excluding the years you were like living
- 2:39here and born here.
- 2:40>> I was born in America, guys. The best
- 2:42thing about Japan is it's heaven on
- 2:43earth, bro. The cheapest things here are
- 2:45the best things in America.
- 2:47>> I actually agree with that. But the
- 2:48problem is we only have $5 to spend.
- 2:50>> That's all you need. Yeah, you know how
- 2:52we're coming. Presidential. Do you see
- 2:54this?
- 2:54>> I got a question though.
- 2:55>> I never Why don't we have Ubers like
- 2:56this?
- 2:57>> Are we only doing food today [music] or
- 2:58you taking me for a shopping street? I
- 2:59feel like a bad right now.
- 3:01>> Last year, these mothers went on like
- 3:04helicopters. [music]
- 3:05They ate gold steaks and whatnot.
- 3:08>> Bro, I'm not doing this cafe.
- 3:09So, we're going to go get a little bit
- 3:11of breakfast and we're leaving with
- 3:12[music] something. We're leaving.
- 3:13>> But, I need something.
- 3:14>> Everything today is on the court. Like,
- 3:16do you see this Uber?
- 3:17>> That's literally all you had to say.
- 3:18This Uber is nice, spacious. Like, oh,
- 3:20he got he got gloves on driving with the
- 3:22car. That's when you know it's
- 3:23expensive. Look at that.
- 3:24>> I mean, bro, this is [music]
- 3:25like two-seater. Like, what is this,
- 3:27bro? They got cup holders.
- 3:29>> Wow, bro. No, look look at the side.
- 3:31Look at the side.
- 3:31>> Talk to me. What? Oh, right on top of
- 3:33>> Oh, Griff. [laughter]
- 3:36>> Wow, guys. All right. Location number
- 3:37one, man.
- 3:38>> This is our first spot out of all the
- 3:40places WE COULD HAVE CHOSE. WE CHOSE
- 3:41JAPANESE MCDONALD'S.
- 3:43>> THIS YOUR favorite spot in America, bro?
- 3:44>> Yeah. You don't you got a membership
- 3:46here? You think it goes in?
- 3:47>> I do. I do have the platinum card.
- 3:48>> You got the
- 3:49>> I see you with a jacket, bro.
- 3:50>> What? Oh, you have about this exclusive
- 3:52event.
- 3:53>> That's our exclusive.
- 3:54>> No, the McDonald.
- 3:54>> Really? You see anybody else in Japan
- 3:56with this on?
- 3:57>> No,
- 3:58>> it's exclusive.
- 3:59>> We have made it to what it looks to be a
- 4:02breakfast and brunch place.
- 4:05>> Yeah, I'm hungry, bro.
- 4:06>> Dog, I'm starving.
- 4:07>> I mean, it's got a five on the front
- 4:08door, so I think it maybe five stars.
- 4:11>> Let me pull Let me pull this up real
- 4:12quick. Okay, it's a five-star
- 4:13restaurant, actually. [music] Very cute
- 4:15restaurant tucked away. The pancakes are
- 4:17fluffy, dusted with the right amount of
- 4:19powdered sugar. Potatoes, scrambled
- 4:20eggs, dashed with a strip of bacon.
- 4:22Perfect for brunch if you're browsing
- 4:23through the neighborhood.
- 4:24>> I want some eggs.
- 4:26>> Yo, I want eggs. Potatoes. Maybe you
- 4:28like Have you What's that one egg where
- 4:29you [music] you rip it and it just
- 4:31>> Come tell me. Tell me.
- 4:32>> Oh, have you seen that egg? Cut it on
- 4:35the [music] middle, splits open, and
- 4:36just pours out nice ooey gooey stuff.
- 4:39[snorts]
- 4:41>> Let's do this. Yeah.
- 4:42>> Okay.
- 4:43>> That looks good.
- 4:46Uh, I might try the pancakes. I learned
- 4:48a lot.
- 4:48>> The pancakes.
- 4:49>> I love the pancakes.
- 4:50>> Pancakes are kind of me.
- 4:51>> So, if I wait, bro.
- 4:53>> Not available for [music] hot cakes.
- 4:55>> Oh, check this one.
- 4:57>> I don't That's not how it That's not how
- 4:59it works.
- 5:00>> One thing I wanted.
- 5:01>> Chicken McMuffin.
- 5:02>> Wait. Chicken McMuffin.
- 5:03>> That actually don't sound too bad.
- 5:05Sounds pretty. You guys want to try
- 5:06something?
- 5:06>> Do we have enough money to make it a
- 5:07meal?
- 5:07>> How much is 270 yen?
- 5:09>> It's like 800 yen each. It's 500.
- 5:12>> 800 yen each. If we have like 2,400 yen
- 5:16combined, can y'all maybe cut down a
- 5:17little bit to 200 each?
- 5:18>> No, no, no. I mean, because I'm
- 5:20>> I [laughter] mean, he he does consume a
- 5:22lot.
- 5:23>> I'll add my 800, I'll just get this in a
- 5:26bed.
- 5:26>> Okay.
- 5:27>> Well, you know, making a meal, dip,
- 5:28>> bro. That's half our budget. 400.
- 5:31>> That's half his budget.
- 5:32>> Half mine and then I'll let
- 5:34>> This doesn't really seem like five star
- 5:35somehow.
- 5:36>> Uh, I'm getting a little I'm getting a
- 5:37little mad right now.
- 5:38>> No, I'm I'm going tell you why. Okay.
- 5:39Because I
- 5:40>> entitled ass American. Yeah, I don't
- 5:41give a I don't give a I think the other
- 5:43team really has it better than us. Uh,
- 5:44currently we're sitting outside of the
- 5:46place.
- 5:46>> Dude, I told you don't worry. We're
- 5:48going to have gold on our Wagu. Just
- 5:49chill, bro.
- 5:50>> I better have gold on my dick. You suck
- 5:51it off. You understand? [music]
- 5:54>> We got there's eggs benedict. There's
- 5:56falafa shob Benedict. Bacon egg and
- 5:58cheese omelette. Italian omelette. I
- 6:01mean, there's a lot. There's pancakes.
- 6:02>> Oh, I do like
- 6:04what is that? French toast sausage
- 6:06[music] patty. Scrambled eggs and home
- 6:08fries. I feel like I lowkey kind of want
- 6:10to go healthy, but like 1,500 calories.
- 6:12[music]
- 6:12>> No.
- 6:13>> Bumba clad. No, that's not happening.
- 6:16No. 1,500 yen. Oh, how much is 1,500
- 6:18yen?
- 6:19>> Yo, bro, come on. Help me out.
- 6:21>> What do you mean bomb clad? Listen, we
- 6:23got to do a lax omelette for sure.
- 6:25Smoked salmon. That's you. I don't want
- 6:26salmon.
- 6:27>> You going to with that?
- 6:28>> I don't want salmon. I might do a little
- 6:29[music] Indian or Oh, no. Italian
- 6:32omelette. Wait, no. Mushroom though. I
- 6:34don't do mushroom bombla. Let me see
- 6:36here. Or should I say arigato?
- 6:39>> Yeah. Okay. I think we should do eggs
- 6:40benedict. That that's like very, you
- 6:41know, that's very [music] rich like
- 6:43>> money
- 6:44>> moneywise. Yeah. You get that if it's
- 6:45very not rich in flavor. I'm saying like
- 6:46bomb like
- 6:48>> I'll be honest with you. A bacon and
- 6:49cheese omelette [music] might just be
- 6:51bacon and cheese. And then we got some
- 6:53extras here. There's avocado.
- 6:55>> We got to do a couple things. Avocado, a
- 6:57couple eggs on [music] the side, I
- 6:58think.
- 6:58>> Couple eggs on the side.
- 6:59>> Couple eggs on the side.
- 7:00>> Maybe a couple sausage.
- 7:01>> Couple sausage. Exactly. Yeah.
- 7:02>> Oh, burger. They got more.
- 7:04>> Wait, breakfast.
- 7:06>> All right. So, what do you want to do
- 7:07here? Do you want to do a cheeseburg?
- 7:08No.
- 7:09>> No. This is
- 7:09>> Let's do breakfast. Let's do breakfast,
- 7:11dude. Let's do some breakfast.
- 7:12Breakfast.
- 7:12>> Wait, hold on. Breakfast.
- 7:16>> I just cringed. Ki. Ki.
- 7:19>> Got to sit. You got a little half.
- 7:21>> That's a full meal. Oh my. Oh, you got
- 7:23to get some Japanese. You got to get
- 7:24that.
- 7:26>> You think that's good?
- 7:26>> Well, you said that good.
- 7:28>> Should I try that?
- 7:29>> Yeah, get it.
- 7:30>> Try it.
- 7:30>> Okay. So, I have extra 250 for you to
- 7:32use. That's [music] my order.
- 7:33>> No, wait. Let me order first.
- 7:35>> You did?
- 7:36>> No, I didn't. No, he's going to
- 7:37around. Wa wa wa.
- 7:39>> He's going to [music] order the
- 7:41whole menu.
- 7:41>> I can't I don't even have enough money
- 7:42to do that.
- 7:43>> A chicken McMuffin.
- 7:44>> Your little meal.
- 7:45>> Oh my god, y'all [music] are spending so
- 7:48much.
- 7:48>> Premium roast iced coffee. Get a little
- 7:51coffee.
- 7:51>> Maybe try Yeah, maybe try a little
- 7:53Japanese coffee. So,
- 7:54>> we still have
- 7:54>> Okay. Oh. Oh, we have so much.
- 7:56>> Get out the way, gang.
- 7:57>> So, you have [music] 1,300.
- 7:58>> What did I say? In Japan, we're
- 7:59billionaires.
- 8:00>> Okay. I'm going to go to Chicken
- 8:01McMuffin as well. Make it a meal.
- 8:03>> No, no, no.
- 8:03>> Probably going to do the set.
- 8:04>> Try something new.
- 8:05>> Going to do chicken nuggets as a side
- 8:07with a barbecue sauce. Some melon. Make
- 8:10it a large. Not a bad shout. Add some.
- 8:13>> Yeah.
- 8:14>> Then I'm Oh, 600 yen. How much do I
- 8:15have? Oh, I still have 500 yen. Let's
- 8:16go.
- 8:17>> No, you're disgusting.
- 8:18>> Fish fillet.
- 8:18>> A fish fillet for breakfast.
- 8:20>> I mean, we're in Japan, dude. Fish is
- 8:22very popular here. Okay, we have 300
- 8:24more yen to spend. What should we get,
- 8:25>> bro? Oh,
- 8:26>> get the hook.
- 8:27>> We could get We could get a chocolate
- 8:28pie.
- 8:28>> Yeah, let's try it for
- 8:29>> Oh my god, they have side salads [music]
- 8:31here. Okay, we get a hot apple pie.
- 8:32>> 40.
- 8:34>> You can't get anything, bro.
- 8:36>> Okay, so we're going to do the uh the
- 8:37locked omelette.
- 8:37>> Locked omelette.
- 8:38>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Do [music] you want the
- 8:40>> Can I please
- 8:40>> bacon? Bacon and cheese.
- 8:42>> Bacon and cheese omelette.
- 8:43>> And then can we get an eggs benedict as
- 8:45well? Can we get avocado on the side?
- 8:46And then we'll do sausage on the side as
- 8:48well.
- 8:48>> Sausage. [snorts]
- 8:51>> Oh, sorry. Um just couple eggs on the
- 8:53side.
- 8:54>> Or fried egg.
- 8:55>> Uh fried egg.
- 8:56>> And then can I [music] do one cranberry
- 8:58lemonade?
- 8:58>> I mean, I think that's it, right? Is
- 8:59there anything you recommend on this
- 9:01menu?
- 9:02>> Pancakes or fish sauce?
- 9:03>> You got to try pancake.
- 9:06>> Which one? Which one? Which one?
- 9:07>> Yes. If you eat
- 9:08>> We just ordered it. Eggs Benedict. It's
- 9:10good.
- 9:10>> So good. And I'm like British.
- 9:13>> So you know about the eggs benedict.
- 9:15>> I will come back here tomorrow. Just
- 9:16>> Oh, it's like that. You see? I ordered
- 9:19it. Yeah, I did order it. Okay. We'll
- 9:20see. We'll see how it says. Thank you. I
- 9:22got
- 9:23>> Oh, our meal has arrived.
- 9:25>> Holy slop. For breakfast.
- 9:27>> This is mine is my melon.
- 9:28>> I think this is my tea. I got some
- 9:29coffee iced coffee.
- 9:30>> Okay. I'm actually excited to try this.
- 9:32>> What is that?
- 9:33>> It's a melon fanta [music]
- 9:35for breakfast. I don't know. I don't
- 9:37know.
- 9:38>> That was three soul sips.
- 9:39>> Is it good,
- 9:40>> brother? That is gas.
- 9:42>> How's the coffee?
- 9:44>> That shit's trash, right?
- 9:45>> Creamy. Creamy.
- 9:46>> Kind of tastes like dirt.
- 9:48>> Like dirt. [laughter]
- 9:50>> The tea is supposed to be hot.
- 9:51>> You want a little melon flavor added to
- 9:52it?
- 9:53>> Swap. Swap.
- 9:54>> Oh, no. No. I didn't say swap. You want
- 9:55a little melon flavor added into it? Oh,
- 9:58>> he said eat a sip.
- 9:58>> You take a sip. Yeah, I'm not swamping
- 10:00though. That gas.
- 10:01>> This looks good.
- 10:02>> Tell me about that though.
- 10:03>> Wait, let me get a sip, bro.
- 10:05>> It tastes like candy.
- 10:06>> That's something special.
- 10:08>> That's something special right there.
- 10:09>> This can't be good. [music]
- 10:10>> That is g That is like amazing.
- 10:13>> Chicken McMuffin. I've never heard of
- 10:15this.
- 10:15>> Oh my god, bro. Is this cat food?
- 10:16>> That's burger.
- 10:17>> That is burger.
- 10:18>> Burger, bro.
- 10:20>> I'm What do y'all think running Marlin
- 10:21are you right now?
- 10:22>> Oh, little tidy. I think the vibe is
- 10:24pretty nice. Just very chill, you know.
- 10:26They're chill. A little cozy.
- 10:28>> Listen, we're going to wait for our food
- 10:29and you just spilled that all over
- 10:31yourself like a idiot.
- 10:33>> I thought it was like a lock on it,
- 10:34dude.
- 10:35>> Did you get all my needles,
- 10:36>> dude? I just
- 10:37>> Oh, you sold. Oh god, it's on your
- 10:39swear. Swear right here.
- 10:41>> And god, it's on your cap. See you
- 10:43swear.
- 10:44Oh god. you, bro.
- 10:47>> I swear to God, it's on your hat.
- 10:49>> Catch
- 10:51the
- 10:55Don't worry, bro. It's just PL.
- 10:57>> It's not PO, bro. All right.
- 10:59>> It's on your white shirt,
- 11:00>> Cat.
- 11:01>> Look at your shirt. No. Right here.
- 11:04>> Got your ass, bro. Even the water is
- 11:06five stars. [music] I mean, look at
- 11:07that. That's real water.
- 11:08>> I mean, let's Oh, wow. If you didn't
- 11:10know, it's from Mount Fuji. [music]
- 11:12Straight from the source. I'm not even
- 11:13kidding here. Mount Fuji.
- 11:14>> Straight from Mount Fuji, bro. Hey, this
- 11:16is from a glacier. They imported it from
- 11:18Iceland.
- 11:19>> Very good.
- 11:20>> That's very good. I got
- 11:24respect from there. Seriously, it's a
- 11:25five. All right, get your boy.
- 11:27>> McDonald's breakfast.
- 11:28>> Look good.
- 11:28>> Yeah,
- 11:29>> for less than $5.
- 11:30>> A McChick McMuffin
- 11:33rules. Let's do it.
- 11:38>> I don't. Wait a second. This is good.
- 11:40This is good, bro.
- 11:41>> That's really good.
- 11:42>> This is good.
- 11:43>> Wait, that's actually really good.
- 11:45>> Let's try the barbecue sauce.
- 11:48>> Is that how you say it? I'm not going to
- 11:49lie. I'm not mad at this.
- 11:50>> I cannot get over this. This is like
- 11:52This is special.
- 11:53>> I'm not even lying. That might be like
- 11:54the best soda I've tasted.
- 11:56>> But y'all see how different the the the
- 11:58chicken is here.
- 11:59>> Ooh.
- 12:00>> Looks the exact same to me. Let's
- 12:02[music] try it.
- 12:03>> Really?
- 12:05>> Nugget.
- 12:06>> Barbecue. Is barbecue sauce. Good.
- 12:08>> Tastes like barbecue sauce.
- 12:09>> I mean, it's the same exact
- 12:11>> Tastes like a chicken nugget.
- 12:11>> They taste better than they like the
- 12:13chicken or am I bugging?
- 12:14>> It's less processed here.
- 12:15>> But Japanese odors are all really good.
- 12:17>> That is something special. Watermelon
- 12:18panta. We forgot one thing. The
- 12:21forbidden fish fillet. Yeah, I'm good
- 12:23off that, bro.
- 12:24>> It's probably good here.
- 12:25>> Yo, we just swapped, bro. I want to try
- 12:27the chicken.
- 12:29>> The chicken's better, bro. Chicken's way
- 12:31better.
- 12:31>> I'm going for I'm going for a
- 12:32Chick-fil-A bite or a a fish fillet
- 12:35bite.
- 12:38>> Hell no. That mean chicken is gas. I
- 12:41mean, chicken is the best chicken. For
- 12:42real? For real?
- 12:45>> Are you serious? I would rather slap a
- 12:48homeless child in the face than eat
- 12:50another bite of this fish fillet. Bro,
- 12:52>> I have a little bit of a lemonade
- 12:54cranberry. I mean, honestly, you know
- 12:55what? You want me to tell you something?
- 12:57>> The cranberries that they just made this
- 12:58with 75 years they've been just sitting
- 13:01waiting to be used. [music] No way.
- 13:03>> And the lemons are lemons from the
- 13:05Japanese trees [music]
- 13:08in the in the mountains of altitude of
- 13:1180,000 ft.
- 13:12>> What about the ice though in the straw?
- 13:14That's from a glacier in Iceland. They
- 13:16brought it over. Yeah.
- 13:17>> And the straws from the turtles or
- 13:18>> Yeah.
- 13:19>> Okay.
- 13:24>> Oh, yeah.
- 13:25>> That is It just woke you up. I know. I
- 13:26did.
- 13:27>> I mean, for anyone who doesn't know,
- 13:28$95. [music]
- 13:30>> It's actually gas gas.
- 13:34>> Okay. I'm starting to taste something.
- 13:36Wow.
- 13:38>> Oh my god.
- 13:38>> Bacon cheese omelette.
- 13:39>> Omelette.
- 13:40>> Wow. Wow. Thank you so much.
- 13:43>> Look at that. Wait, what is what did you
- 13:44get?
- 13:45>> Salmon omelette. Thank you so much.
- 13:47Thank you so much.
- 13:47>> Thank you so so much.
- 13:48>> Wow. Wow. Wow.
- 13:49>> Let's talk about it.
- 13:50>> I mean, let's let's really talk about
- 13:51it, though.
- 13:52>> I would honestly,
- 13:52>> first of all, healthy.
- 13:54>> Yeah. Very very [music]
- 13:55healthy. Besides maybe except
- 13:57>> that one. Okay.
- 13:58>> But I'll be honest with you, in America,
- 14:00bro, this would be like all oiled up on
- 14:02like the plate. Do you see this? Look,
- 14:03look under the Look under this.
- 14:04>> You know when you told me like
- 14:05>> there's no it's not fried. Like that's
- 14:08just the word for it. Like you know what
- 14:09I'm saying? Like just look how
- 14:10>> Look at this. Even like there's like no
- 14:12oil. It's like everything's a little bit
- 14:13but not that much.
- 14:14>> Wow. [music] I mean, shall we dig in?
- 14:15Okay. I'm I'm going to start with
- 14:16potato. I'm going to start with potato.
- 14:18Okay. I'm I'm going to be honest here.
- 14:21>> I know. Yeah.
- 14:22>> Wait. So, when does the fivestar meal
- 14:24start after this?
- 14:26>> So, just be being this taste. I'm trying
- 14:29to [music] be respectful. It's It's
- 14:30undercooked.
- 14:31>> Undercooked or perfectly cooked.
- 14:34>> Exactly.
- 14:34>> I don't know. It doesn't taste bad.
- 14:35>> Maybe we just spoiled Americans.
- 14:37>> Well, I'm on my last potato somehow.
- 14:39There's only four. Maybe a little bit of
- 14:40avocado.
- 14:41>> Okay. So, you're thinking, okay,
- 14:42>> maybe just like a combo. You know what
- 14:44I'm saying? It's [music] just like
- 14:45>> I see what you're saying.
- 14:50>> That's pretty good avocado.
- 14:51>> Wow.
- 14:52>> That's [music] pretty solid.
- 14:52>> That's perfect avocado.
- 14:54>> You know what's crazy about that
- 14:54avocado? So, that was from an avocado uh
- 14:57tree that was 700 years old.
- 15:01>> No.
- 15:02>> You want to try this?
- 15:04>> What's there?
- 15:05>> It's the ass.
- 15:06>> It's the bake. It's the McMuffin.
- 15:08>> It's not a good chicken.
- 15:09>> You want to try the fish fillet? No.
- 15:14>> Yeah. No.
- 15:14>> I'm not going to lie. The best thing
- 15:16here is that
- 15:17>> Yeah, that shit's good. What do I know?
- 15:19Little dip. Little dip. Barbecue.
- 15:22>> To make chicken in a barbecue barbecue
- 15:24mayonnaise. I don't know.
- 15:26>> No, this is it.
- 15:27>> This is it. Place on the bite, bro.
- 15:28>> It's a special food.
- 15:30>> Got to be honest with you, bro. This
- 15:31might actually be cat food.
- 15:32>> It didn't look good in the the
- 15:34thumbnail.
- 15:35>> Yeah, it's not human food, bro.
- 15:37>> Oh my god.
- 15:38>> Like charcoal.
- 15:39>> Yeah. Yeah, that might be careful. That
- 15:40might work better.
- 15:41>> I don't like chocolate, though.
- 15:42>> What? That's a lie. You do.
- 15:46>> Who are you lying to?
- 15:47>> All right. All right. Yeah, I'll take
- 15:48one from the team. Fine.
- 15:50>> All right. Let's get to the egg now.
- 15:52This is the important part, right? So,
- 15:53this is obviously a cooked egg.
- 15:55>> Try yours first. Yeah.
- 15:55>> Let me try this one.
- 15:58>> Wa.
- 15:59>> Like crazy. Crazy.
- 16:00>> Okay. That's good. That's actually
- 16:01really good.
- 16:02>> Good.
- 16:02>> Yeah.
- 16:02>> Okay. So, I got salmon in mine.
- 16:05>> I think that's pretty good for an egg.
- 16:07>> Okay. So, I will say if you can see the
- 16:09inside of it. Look, look at the inside
- 16:10of it. Perfectly cooked. Perfection.
- 16:12>> Perfection. Look at that.
- 16:13>> Just straight like
- 16:15>> straight you know what I'm
- 16:16saying? It's like right down the middle
- 16:18and
- 16:18>> Wow.
- 16:19>> This is pretty good, bro. This is worth
- 16:20it. This is a This is a good cafe spot.
- 16:22>> Good cafe spot.
- 16:22>> Are you a breakfast guy though?
- 16:24>> Not a big breakfast guy.
- 16:25>> I'm not a big breakfast guy either.
- 16:26>> I'm more of like skip breakfast.
- 16:27>> Yeah.
- 16:28>> And so like not eat lunch till like
- 16:291:00. You know what I'm saying?
- 16:30>> And I like how the bacon is not like I
- 16:32think it's like turkey bacon, I think.
- 16:34Right. I think it's like real bacon.
- 16:35It's like not that fatty.
- 16:37>> No. Pretty good. Pretty solid.
- 16:38>> Wow. Really solid.
- 16:39>> Yeah. That's a good bite. Oh yeah. Right
- 16:41there.
- 16:42>> I heard the crunch.
- 16:43>> Uh-huh. Good crunch. Good bite. Getting
- 16:46either chocolate.
- 16:48>> What do you think? A
- 16:49>> little dry. Is it?
- 16:54>> Ooh. Hold on. That little brownie out
- 16:55the middle. I will say
- 16:57>> little
- 16:57>> If I could have picked, I would have
- 16:58chosen the apple pie.
- 16:59>> Yeah. No, that's a mess. That might
- 17:01actually be cat food.
- 17:02>> Is it good?
- 17:03>> No. That might actually be cat food.
- 17:04>> Not very good. No.
- 17:05>> What do you guys recommend or rate it
- 17:07out of 10? The [music] McChick was good.
- 17:09I like the McChick.
- 17:15>> Who ate my McChick, bro?
- 17:17>> I think Dy did when you guys were doing
- 17:19it.
- 17:19>> Why would you eat my You have your own
- 17:22me?
- 17:23>> Yes. You ate my chicken.
- 17:25>> So, let me ask you a question. Why would
- 17:28I eat your McChick when I have a
- 17:29homemade chicken sitting in front of it?
- 17:30>> I know you're greedy, bro.
- 17:32>> Give it a go, please. I'm going have to
- 17:34>> This is your I'm going to try one of
- 17:35these though. What is this? Potato.
- 17:37>> I think it's pretty good.
- 17:38>> This is important.
- 17:39>> So, what this is right here, it is
- 17:40basically [music] Holland's sauce. It's
- 17:43a egg that's supposed to be runny. A
- 17:45little bit of turkey bacon. And then, as
- 17:47you can see under it, look under it.
- 17:48>> Yeah. I'm looking. It's a biscuit.
- 17:49>> Oh,
- 17:50>> It's a nice biscuit. Like a scone.
- 17:51>> Oh, that's fatty.
- 17:52>> Yeah, I know. So, I'm going to try I'm
- 17:53going to try a little little corner
- 17:54piece here. Okay. But first, while let's
- 17:55get a cross-section going here.
- 17:56>> Uh-huh. Got me.
- 17:58>> Okay.
- 17:59Oh, I mean, that's bleeding. Look at
- 18:02that. That's pretty aesthetic.
- 18:04[clears throat]
- 18:04>> Wow. Okay, I'm trying a little cornfish
- 18:05right here. Okay,
- 18:06>> give me give me a shot. What's What you
- 18:07hitting?
- 18:08>> A little bacon, a little like a little
- 18:10biscuit.
- 18:11What is that? What is it? Tell me. Tell
- 18:13me. Tell me, bro.
- 18:15>> I mean,
- 18:15>> all right. Maybe I'll just give it a go.
- 18:17Yeah.
- 18:17>> Like, you got to get Can you cut me a
- 18:18piece of
- 18:19>> like a little like a little corner piece
- 18:20[music] right here? That like grab that
- 18:21right there. Get the egg.
- 18:22>> Okay.
- 18:23>> A Okay.
- 18:25>> I mean, that's kind of right here.
- 18:26>> I mean, that's kind of Yeah. Yeah. Just
- 18:28grab a little bit. I just It's like talk
- 18:30to me though.
- 18:32>> The way it just melts [music] in my
- 18:34mouth. I mean, that was just phenomenal.
- 18:35Wow. Last thing though for me, I got to
- 18:37test this [music] sausage. Yeah.
- 18:38>> Do we go by itself or do we little give
- 18:40avocado by itself? By
- 18:41>> itself. Byself.
- 18:44>> But this doesn't taste fatty. It [music]
- 18:45just tastes good. Solid sausage.
- 18:47>> Nothing extraordinary here.
- 18:49>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm
- 18:49noticing about it's just not fatty.
- 18:51>> It's just like raw organic. You know
- 18:53what I'm saying?
- 18:54>> Yeah.
- 18:54>> Look at this. I'm going to get I'm going
- 18:55to get avocado,
- 18:57>> egg, and a potato.
- 18:58>> Oh, you fat ass.
- 19:01>> How's the head?
- 19:01>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 19:04>> Yeah, that's it. Let's get to mucking a
- 19:06little bit.
- 19:06>> Yeah.
- 19:07>> See if the poor guys are on that.
- 19:08>> Yeah.
- 19:08>> All right. My rating I'm going to say
- 19:10overall would have been a 6 out of 10,
- 19:13but this drink makes it a seven.
- 19:16>> I'm going to go with four out of 10,
- 19:18bro. I mean, it's McDonald's. Like,
- 19:19>> yeah.
- 19:20>> You know, we're in Japan eating
- 19:21McDonald's. We should be we should be
- 19:23eating some like crazy
- 19:25>> like Japanese
- 19:26>> fire or some
- 19:27>> Buzz.
- 19:28>> Oh god.
- 19:28>> Yeah. I think me for [music] my order
- 19:30what I got. I'm going to try and do four
- 19:33out of 10. But if I'm rating the McChick
- 19:36and the soda, holy slurping.
- 19:40>> I'll probably give that.
- 19:42>> That's like crack.
- 19:43>> How's your coffee? Tastes like regular
- 19:44coffee to be honest with you. Is tea not
- 19:46supposed to have flavor? Like it doesn't
- 19:48really taste like
- 19:49>> I'm telling you. Here. I'll fix your
- 19:50teeth. Let me see. Come here.
- 19:50>> Hey. Oh, give me a little Hulk juice.
- 19:52Yeah,
- 19:54>> go a little melon tea.
- 19:56>> Not bad at all, kid. A little creamer
- 19:58and Oh, yeah.
- 19:59>> That actually made it better.
- 20:01>> Some of the Japanese napkins, too, bro.
- 20:04>> It's different, bro. Can you feel this
- 20:06or No,
- 20:06>> that's not normal napkin.
- 20:08>> This is not This is not like paper.
- 20:09>> It's paper.
- 20:11>> Oh, yeah. But it's like construction
- 20:12paper, bro.
- 20:13>> It It's just a napkin, y'all. All right.
- 20:15Well, I think we're on to the next spot
- 20:16now.
- 20:17>> Done and dusted.
- 20:18>> Done and dusted.
- 20:19>> First place. You like that, right?
- 20:20>> I don't know what that means.
- 20:21>> $6,
- 20:22>> $700.
- 20:23>> $450
- 20:26>> yen. Take a guess what what that is.
- 20:27>> First and foremost, right now watching
- 20:29Japanese food is like so much cheaper
- 20:31than [music] America. Like for the way
- 20:32for the quantity we get, it's so much
- 20:34cheaper. So I mean, how much was that?
- 20:36Like 70 [music] 80.
- 20:37>> Wow. So we got three meals, like actual
- 20:40meals. On top of that, we had eggs,
- 20:43avocado, and sauce on the side [music]
- 20:45plus a drink. $40.
- 20:47>> That was $40.
- 20:48>> $40, bro. See, that's nuts. Like, I feel
- 20:50like I feel like just the eggs alone,
- 20:52[music]
- 20:53like the omelette I got, would have been
- 20:5440 bucks by itself.
- 20:55>> Oh my, brother. X benedict in the States
- 20:57would probably be like 40. Yeah, like
- 20:58$30. $40.
- 20:59>> All right, bro. Well, I'm kind of hungry
- 21:02still.
- 21:02>> I'm still hungry, bro. I feel like that
- 21:04was that was like an appetizer for me,
- 21:05>> bro. That was like a real appetizer. And
- 21:07they're probably eating some probably
- 21:08like McDonald's.
- 21:09>> Yo, if you eat McDonald's, bro,
- 21:11>> you fat lacy dude.
- 21:13>> And I know that lacy dude probably hype
- 21:14this I know.
- 21:15>> Oh, yeah. You know what the problem is?
- 21:17Their group loves like that. They
- 21:18don't work out.
- 21:19>> They don't work. They don't even know
- 21:20that.
- 21:20>> They're not dedicated to
- 21:21>> Exactly. So, it's like
- 21:22>> Go get some Wagu.
- 21:23>> Go get some Wagu. Yeah,
- 21:28>> boys. I don't think I've ever taken an
- 21:30elevator to a to a food spot before.
- 21:32>> I'm not going to lie, Dodto is so good.
- 21:34Lazy Dragon. I'm just eating the ice.
- 21:36>> It probably tastes like melon ice
- 21:37>> cuz the ice has a little bit of melon
- 21:39flavor.
- 21:39>> They got a poster of you over there.
- 21:41>> Oh my god.
- 21:44>> Wait. M.
- 21:46[laughter] It's like if we had a kid.
- 21:48All right, Ron, talk to me.
- 21:50>> You don't know this spot,
- 21:51>> boy. Boy, boy, boy.
- 21:54>> You don't know this spot?
- 21:55>> I don't know this spot.
- 21:55>> I know this spot.
- 21:56>> Okay, so
- 21:57>> I've been here. You weren't here cuz you
- 21:58missed the first day.
- 22:00>> Yeah, cuz of my flight.
- 22:01>> This spot gives wagoo. [music]
- 22:03Great meat. I'm talking like $400 per
- 22:05sandwich. Like USD dollar.
- 22:08>> N yen.
- 22:09>> No, per [music] sandwich.
- 22:10>> So, how big is this sandwich? Am I
- 22:11talking one bite or am I talking like I
- 22:13got to really shoot that? Like, come on.
- 22:15>> Like that big.
- 22:16>> That's not what it is. The cap. It's
- 22:17like It's like 400 for like three of
- 22:19them.
- 22:19>> So 400 for like for like this right
- 22:20here.
- 22:21>> Yeah, but there's like three.
- 22:22>> Is that three for you or three for me
- 22:23or?
- 22:23>> I'm eating like eight. I'm eating like
- 22:25eight of these. Oh, I didn't mention
- 22:26there's gold.
- 22:28>> Real gold. Like Minecraft.
- 22:30>> Let's do it.
- 22:31>> Okay, boys. Little lunch vibe.
- 22:33>> Okay.
- 22:33>> It's not bad at all.
- 22:34>> On to number two. [music]
- 22:35>> Smells very fishy. This is sick, by the
- 22:37way. Can we talk about how cool this is?
- 22:38>> Oh, is it revolving?
- 22:40>> Brother, they just You just don't see
- 22:41this in the US.
- 22:43>> Little iPad. [music] You do see this
- 22:44where in like Chinatown or some
- 22:46You never seen this in the US?
- 22:47>> Japanese town.
- 22:48>> Okay. Is that thing? So,
- 22:49>> we have $5 each.
- 22:50>> Got a portable iPad. Wait, wait. Let me
- 22:52test them real quick.
- 22:54>> Yeah. About the same size.
- 22:55>> Wait, wait, wait. So, what's our budget?
- 22:56800. Wait, bro. We can run up like
- 22:59>> Can we get a lot of sushi? [music] You
- 23:00think?
- 23:00>> Yellow tail. I know. I like yellow tail.
- 23:02I know. Albaor.
- 23:03>> You like You like Nigeria or No.
- 23:05>> What now?
- 23:07>> I said he said neither. Neither.
- 23:08>> Oh, okay. This is what uh Naruto ate a
- 23:10lot of, right?
- 23:12>> No, he ate ramen. [music]
- 23:13>> You're thinking of Hunter.
- 23:15Oh, from Hunter.
- 23:16>> From Honduras.
- 23:17>> Yeah. Do y'all eat sushi or [music]
- 23:19should I just order for the table?
- 23:20>> I trust your judgment.
- 23:22>> I don't think we should I think we
- 23:22should stay away from the nigiri.
- 23:25>> Holy
- 23:27>> marlin. Good to meet you.
- 23:28>> Welcome back.
- 23:30>> I haven't been here.
- 23:31>> He wasn't here before.
- 23:32>> Thank you so much.
- 23:33>> So So this is my first time here. Wait,
- 23:34this this fancy. Wow. Okay. Okay. So
- 23:37Ron, this is a little more fancy than I
- 23:38expected.
- 23:39>> There's a tiny menu. Okay.
- 23:41>> It's right over there. So this is how we
- 23:44menu. Okay,
- 23:45>> look at these more. Look at this. So
- 23:4750,000 yen.
- 23:48>> So which one is the best best one?
- 23:50That's the one.
- 23:52>> Which one is the four you would
- 23:53recommend?
- 23:54>> Four is crazy, dude. We're doing it.
- 23:56Okay.
- 23:58>> 400 yen for one piece of Are we
- 24:00serious,
- 24:00>> bro? 200 for two. The premium lean tuna
- 24:04soy marinade.
- 24:05>> Okay,
- 24:05>> that should speak. I'm not going to lie.
- 24:06>> I'm down for one of them.
- 24:07>> We could lowkey share the the
- 24:09>> We could share the ramen. We could get
- 24:11like a little just like one bowl of
- 24:12ramen and share it a little bit. Yeah,
- 24:13bro. Pork. Y'all with pork.
- 24:15>> We go pork.
- 24:16>> Pork.
- 24:16>> Okay.
- 24:17>> We could get the the giri combo. Five
- 24:20piece wild fish. They give a bunch of
- 24:22options.
- 24:23>> Yeah, that's right. Oh, my bro. Do you
- 24:25know what natto is? No. You have to try.
- 24:27>> What's the wrong It's like fermented.
- 24:29What is it? Fermented soy beans or some
- 24:31>> Oh, I don't.
- 24:32>> It's actually You got to try. It's
- 24:34Japan. It's Japan.
- 24:35>> Okay. Order it. We have 700 more yen to
- 24:38spend.
- 24:38>> Wait, go to drinks. Where's the soda?
- 24:40>> Oh, yeah. Let's get a drink.
- 24:41>> Oh, yeah. We're going to need some bad
- 24:4271
- 24:43>> melon soda.
- 24:44>> Yeah, I'm doing that.
- 24:45>> White grape is water.
- 24:46>> White.
- 24:46>> I'll do the white grape. Give me the
- 24:47white grape. White grape.
- 24:48>> I'm about to try white water or whatever
- 24:50the
- 24:50>> white water.
- 24:51>> White water. Looks like just in a cup.
- 24:53>> Cool.
- 24:54>> All right. I mean, I'm going to be
- 24:55honest. I feel like we're about to get a
- 24:56lot of food for the money we spent.
- 24:58>> We're lowkey eating like kings here.
- 25:00>> I start with saline. The first one basic
- 25:02one.
- 25:02>> Okay.
- 25:03>> Okay.
- 25:03>> Even though I I call it basic, but it's
- 25:05not basic. in the Kendo line. So be a
- 25:08lead fillet part. But when it comes to
- 25:10the Oaki saline, the owner of the Oaki
- 25:12who laced this beef only beef that they
- 25:15got names because he laced it. So he
- 25:17raised it himself.
- 25:18>> Yes. Only 30 cows will be s.
- 25:21>> Wow.
- 25:21>> And then
- 25:22>> so he raised the cows himself.
- 25:24>> The usual name brand beef is required 28
- 25:27months they raised. When it comes beef,
- 25:29it's going to more than 30 months. So it
- 25:31takes more time. It's mature in a good
- 25:34way. And then also on that is lighter.
- 25:36>> How do they even figure that?
- 25:37>> I like that. We like that.
- 25:38>> How do you even figure that out?
- 25:39>> I know. That is crazy.
- 25:40>> Three years to raise account. Then
- 25:42you're like, "All right, now it's time."
- 25:43>> And then we got to end off with the gold
- 25:45at the end.
- 25:46>> Of course. [laughter]
- 25:46>> Okay. So golden shower.
- 25:49>> Oh, golden shower.
- 25:51>> Hey yo, who did you watch growing up?
- 25:53>> Like YouTubers, mukbangers, flight, cash
- 25:56nasty,
- 25:56>> the New York Faze House or No,
- 25:58>> no,
- 25:58>> really. I was watching that I
- 26:00didn't watch like any of like the like I
- 26:01didn't watch FaZe or or uh
- 26:03>> Low Gang or nothing.
- 26:04>> What about Rice Gum?
- 26:06>> Nah,
- 26:07>> you didn't watch watch [music] Rice Swim
- 26:08frag out on Fortnite while I had a baddy
- 26:10take off one piece of
- 26:11>> that that wasn't growing up though. That
- 26:13was like 2017.
- 26:14>> That was growing up, bro.
- 26:15>> I mean, yeah. Then when Fortnite came
- 26:16out? Yeah. Occasionally I would turn on
- 26:17a rice come stream. We'd have a girl at
- 26:19the bottom right would FaceTime. Is this
- 26:20ours?
- 26:21>> Oh, that's natto. That's that's that
- 26:22that's that nasty I don't
- 26:24>> It's nasty. [music]
- 26:24>> I don't like natto.
- 26:26>> So why'd you order two of them? It's a
- 26:27It's a acquired taste.
- 26:29>> And you order two dude's wasting our
- 26:31money, bro.
- 26:31>> Okay, that doesn't look that good.
- 26:33>> Fermented soybean. But we got to try it.
- 26:35>> I'll try it.
- 26:35>> But why why do we waste it and get two?
- 26:37>> Because there's for everybody.
- 26:39>> Yeah,
- 26:40>> we all have to try it.
- 26:41>> Lowkey a lot of food.
- 26:42>> I want to see y'all's reaction to that.
- 26:44>> So, what is it?
- 26:45>> It's fermented soybean. I'm pretty sure
- 26:47it's fermented soybeans.
- 26:48>> And you don't like it? Me personally, so
- 26:50you ordered four [music] of them.
- 26:51>> No, I could get it.
- 26:51>> Should I dip it in soy sauce or just try
- 26:53like this?
- 26:53>> Try try soy sauce.
- 26:54>> Can you do one bite? Hey, bottoms up for
- 26:56the nata.
- 26:57>> Cheers, bro. Cheers to the nata.
- 27:01>> I don't like the beans, but it's not
- 27:02that bad.
- 27:04>> You didn't even eat it. Oh, you did.
- 27:06>> I don't know if I like the beans, but
- 27:07this What is Whatever that is. Is that
- 27:08tuna? [laughter]
- 27:11>> You're not liking it or not.
- 27:13>> It wasn't that bad.
- 27:14>> Want to get a drink? [laughter]
- 27:17>> There's a
- 27:20>> Oh my god. You spit it out.
- 27:21>> I'm sorry, bro. I'm so sorry, but I
- 27:23can't eat that.
- 27:23>> I don't like either. It wasn't like it
- 27:25wasn't.
- 27:26>> It smells too, bro.
- 27:27>> Okay. So, $700.
- 27:31>> Okay. So, you're telling me that like I
- 27:34You don't think I'm going to eat this?
- 27:35>> This is what it looks like.
- 27:37>> These sandwiches.
- 27:37>> Yeah. But how big are you? Like this?
- 27:39>> The size of these?
- 27:41>> Like this? Yeah. They're gas. Oh my god.
- 27:44>> Like gas.
- 27:44>> Wait till the golden shower at the end.
- 27:46I'm dead ass.
- 27:46>> Who's doing it? You think?
- 27:47>> We're going to have me do it.
- 27:49>> This isn't like anything crazy. This is
- 27:51lunch.
- 27:52>> I'm just saying like people just pop in
- 27:53here. Bet. Let me get a $800 sandwich.
- 27:56>> Or they don't think Mark.
- 27:57>> They just do.
- 27:58>> They just do it.
- 27:59>> Just do it.
- 28:00>> That's why I you boy.
- 28:05>> Oh, you want that for real?
- 28:06>> Yeah, bro.
- 28:07>> Yeah.
- 28:10Wrong.
- 28:11>> No way. The cows are far.
- 28:13>> Wait. They got the cows in the back
- 28:14here.
- 28:15>> So, they massage the cow. They play
- 28:17[music] music like jazz or whatever.
- 28:19They They play jazz. They massage the
- 28:21cow and they let it live like a
- 28:22magnificent life and then when somehow
- 28:25they figure out when it's time
- 28:27>> it's time.
- 28:27>> They basically spoil the cow as much as
- 28:29it [music] can so it's as relaxed as
- 28:31possible because I've heard the fat
- 28:33transition is different. Imagine you get
- 28:34treated absolutely perfect for 30 years
- 28:38straight. You feel amazing. Your your
- 28:39mind will be perfect. Your body will be
- 28:41perfect. Like you'll be as relaxed per
- 28:43like your skin would be tight.
- 28:44>> All right. But what part would you eat
- 28:45off of me or eat off of me?
- 28:46>> Oh, you know what it is. My big ass.
- 28:49>> Now, this I'm a little excited for. I'm
- 28:51dead ass a little excited for this one.
- 28:53>> All right, bro. Sushi number two.
- 28:54>> Here we go.
- 28:55>> I got a salmon. Seared salmon.
- 28:59>> That's incredible.
- 29:00>> Mhm.
- 29:00>> That is something special right there.
- 29:01>> Mhm.
- 29:02>> How are we going to do this? There's
- 29:03only one.
- 29:03>> You got it, bro.
- 29:04>> All right. Here we go.
- 29:06>> That's something special. Mozzarella
- 29:08with salmon. Oh my god. That's
- 29:09>> a new one, bro.
- 29:10>> That's special.
- 29:13>> Yo, the guy's ruling. [laughter]
- 29:15>> That was good. We got the grape soda.
- 29:18>> Oh, I
- 29:18>> think that's lazy.
- 29:20>> No, it's a white white grape it's
- 29:21called.
- 29:21>> What is it? When
- 29:25>> I don't know.
- 29:27>> I don't know.
- 29:27>> Is it good?
- 29:28>> You know what that reminds me of?
- 29:29[music]
- 29:29>> What?
- 29:29>> Growing up, middle of the day, it's hot
- 29:32outside. You grab a little Capri Sun
- 29:33from the fridge.
- 29:34>> There's like grape. White grape juice.
- 29:36>> You want the last one? Taste
- 29:37>> it. Taste it. One of these.
- 29:39>> Keep that away for me, bro.
- 29:42It's that dream pot. I think the best
- 29:44thing was the you have them. See,
- 29:47>> I think the best thing is how it works.
- 29:49Order it and then it just it just slides
- 29:52to you, brother.
- 29:52>> Japanese exclusive thing, bro.
- 29:54>> Yes, this is
- 29:55>> I mean this Yeah, I know it's this
- 29:57cannot be good for you, but it tastes so
- 29:59good.
- 29:59>> What is that? What is that? What is
- 30:00that?
- 30:00>> That's the miso soup.
- 30:01>> You got to try the roll me lazy. We
- 30:03should get it. Or are we out of money?
- 30:05>> We're out of money.
- 30:06>> Out of money.
- 30:06>> God damn it.
- 30:07>> Wait, is that all the food we get?
- 30:08>> No, we still have the 10 10. Yeah.
- 30:11>> All right.
- 30:12This is the first thing. This is 90.
- 30:15>> This is $90. [music]
- 30:16>> That's cap. I'm just kidding.
- 30:19>> You just lied to me.
- 30:20>> This water is from Mount Fuji.
- 30:21>> No, it is actually. Yeah,
- 30:22>> it is.
- 30:22>> It is actually. Yeah.
- 30:23>> Tabasco. Yeah,
- 30:24>> Tabasco.
- 30:26Spicy.
- 30:26>> Oh, this your own sauce?
- 30:28>> Yes. And this all original brown one.
- 30:29And then
- 30:30>> sauce.
- 30:31>> Yes. And this one?
- 30:32>> Carolina Reaper.
- 30:34>> Oh, that's super spicy.
- 30:35>> We got to try one. We got to try one.
- 30:37>> So, how spicy is this sauce?
- 30:38>> Carolina Reaper.
- 30:39>> Like really spicy,
- 30:40>> bro. D if you even if you even do a D.
- 30:42>> Wait to get fries and try.
- 30:44>> Oh, speak of the devil.
- 30:45>> Speaking of fries,
- 30:46>> this pizza, [music] try not to touch
- 30:48your eyes on your face.
- 30:49>> Oh god.
- 30:50>> Don't even try to This is what we'll do.
- 30:53Ready? So let's dip.
- 30:54>> Let's try a tin one by one.
- 30:55>> Let's do this. Let's start off hot
- 30:57sauce.
- 30:58>> So this is very calm. So we'll just do
- 31:00like a just a tiny bit just like that
- 31:02just to you know grab [music] a fry.
- 31:04>> Just open up your pallets. You know what
- 31:06I'm saying? Your taste.
- 31:06>> Just get it in. You know, first of all,
- 31:09there's truffle on Tastes amazing.
- 31:10>> I'm going to do this for a second.
- 31:14>> That's it. It tastes like lemon.
- 31:15>> That's really good. That's really good.
- 31:16>> Truffle fries.
- 31:18>> The greatest fries ever you could buy.
- 31:20>> I mean, look, [music] if you take like
- 31:21I'm not even showing. Look at this,
- 31:22right? The amount of perfect seasoning
- 31:25ratio to perfect
- 31:27>> like crisp to perfect bite.
- 31:34[laughter]
- 31:35>> Is that my white?
- 31:36>> That's your That's your water.
- 31:37>> Yeah, I ordered them in a cup. Bottoms
- 31:39up, boys.
- 31:40>> What is that? Is it good?
- 31:41>> It's dead.
- 31:42>> It looks like milk water.
- 31:43>> Looks like in a cup.
- 31:44>> Yeah, it looks like it's in a cup.
- 31:46>> Try it.
- 31:51>> What is the flavor like? Like what is
- 31:52it? It's
- 31:53>> very thick.
- 31:53>> Give a resemblance though. Like what's
- 31:55the flavor? Strawberry.
- 31:56>> Literally like a little a hint of
- 31:58coconut, bro.
- 31:59>> Okay. A little coconut water.
- 32:00>> How do we eat this with chopsticks?
- 32:02>> Like this?
- 32:03>> What is it?
- 32:05>> It's too green. It's too green.
- 32:06>> Too green. I'm eating a chopstick full
- 32:08of brass right now. Here we go. Here we
- 32:10go.
- 32:15>> Ready? Ready. Ready? Wait.
- 32:19>> What does that mean?
- 32:20>> Is that good?
- 32:20>> That means uh
- 32:21>> Let's eat.
- 32:21>> Let's eat it. So, I know you didn't
- 32:22watch Naruto. What?
- 32:24>> You're a fake anime fan.
- 32:26>> I watch it more than you,
- 32:27>> brother. I watched One Piece on a on a
- 32:28flight here.
- 32:29>> Okay. What's your main character's name
- 32:31>> in One Piece?
- 32:31>> Yeah.
- 32:32>> Uh Monkey Duffy. M
- 32:35>> Okay. What did he eat to [music] get his
- 32:37powers?
- 32:38>> Bananas.
- 32:39>> Okay.
- 32:40>> He's a monkey. Obviously,
- 32:42>> he's not a monkey.
- 32:43>> Hey, you you you're a pretty quick
- 32:44thinker, bro.
- 32:45>> That was
- 32:47>> okay.
- 32:47>> Wait, was I right?
- 32:48>> No.
- 32:48>> Oh,
- 32:49>> what is this right here, Jay?
- 32:50>> That's tuna.
- 32:50>> You think this is You guys think this is
- 32:52important?
- 32:52>> This is good.
- 32:53>> I think I'm going to go
- 32:54>> try it.
- 32:55>> All right. So, this one is habanero.
- 32:58>> So, this is like, you know, [music] it's
- 33:00nothing a little bit.
- 33:02>> It's just like a little
- 33:03>> I'm I don't think this one is spicy at
- 33:04all in my opinion. I think this just
- 33:05this just tastes really good. Yeah.
- 33:07>> Tiny bit. Make [music] sure make sure
- 33:09you touch your eyes.
- 33:11>> Okay.
- 33:11>> You taste this. Ooh.
- 33:13>> Ooh. With after kick. Ooh. [laughter]
- 33:15>> Okay.
- 33:16>> Now, let me try the fries.
- 33:17>> No. I'm a I'm a big fan of hot sauce. I
- 33:19love hot sauce. Hot sauce.
- 33:21>> No, that's like perfect to me.
- 33:23>> That's like perfect.
- 33:23>> You have to taste is hot.
- 33:24>> Yeah, but like it goes away. It goes
- 33:26away. It resonates really [music] well.
- 33:28>> But you know how some stay? You know
- 33:29what I'm saying? This one
- 33:30>> obnoxious. All right. So, this one we
- 33:32have to be careful about.
- 33:33>> So, just just let you know. Pretty sure
- 33:35you could see you could literally see
- 33:36like just [music]
- 33:37>> I think it goes ghost pepper and then
- 33:39Carolina Reaper. I think I think I think
- 33:41>> something like that, right? Yes.
- 33:42>> All right. So, I'm going to do I'm going
- 33:43to make like a puddle cuz we'll be done
- 33:44after this. But like I think we if we do
- 33:46it I think we do our finger very
- 33:48lightly.
- 33:49>> Okay.
- 33:53>> Did you get a good one? I don't think
- 33:54you did.
- 33:54>> I got a good one. But I like that. It's
- 33:56a huge kick. It is. I feel my tongue
- 33:58>> tick but it's good.
- 33:59>> Like I'm not panicking when I go to the
- 34:00bathroom. Like it's very it's quality.
- 34:02Yeah. I would I would have this on any
- 34:04>> I'm going to try with a fry now. All
- 34:05right.
- 34:05>> Oh, but it definitely need a little bit
- 34:07of water for it.
- 34:08>> Oh yeah. Oh, try with a
- 34:12>> little something when you try with a
- 34:13fry.
- 34:14>> Don't feel that.
- 34:15>> Don't touch your face. Yeah.
- 34:16>> Yeah. Yeah. I got I got you. I got you.
- 34:18>> Wait, Grandma.
- 34:19>> Like I'm not implying do that.
- 34:21>> I'm not implying. I'm saying don't do
- 34:23it.
- 34:23>> Yeah, that's what you're saying. It's
- 34:24not like like you're not gonna try,
- 34:27right? Can I just I try
- 34:30>> opposite [laughter] hand.
- 34:32>> Hey, here. Here. Open your mouth. I got
- 34:34you.
- 34:34>> Okay. What is that?
- 34:35>> It's good. It's actually good. Lacy.
- 34:38>> Wow. That was really cute.
- 34:40>> Talk to me.
- 34:41>> It's good, right? Honestly, for how much
- 34:43food? How much did this cost for 10
- 34:44pieces?
- 34:45>> This plate was [music] It was 500.
- 34:47>> 900 yen.
- 34:48>> 900 yen.
- 34:48>> Yeah. In the soup.
- 34:49>> That's actually kind of insane. For us
- 34:51being on like the cheap team, this
- 34:52[music] is pretty bad. This is good. So
- 34:55then I wonder how they're eating.
- 34:57>> Yeah. If this how we're eating with 15
- 34:59mugs, how are [music] they eating?
- 35:01>> Only I can imagine what they're eating
- 35:03right now.
- 35:04>> If only we had an editor that could cut
- 35:07to [clears throat] them and show us.
- 35:09>> Welcome to our new manga.
- 35:20>> Wow. Wow. So this is the
- 35:23>> salad. And then this one.
- 35:25>> Okay. So we're going to start with this
- 35:26one then.
- 35:27>> All right. [music] I mean, you see it
- 35:28presentation.
- 35:29>> That's there. Gold. It's there.
- 35:31>> I'm grabbing right here cuz obviously
- 35:33I'm getting a little gold on my still.
- 35:41>> It just melts [music] in your mouth,
- 35:42mud. Smells just great. Just
- 35:45>> I'm not even kidding. One of the best
- 35:47smells,
- 35:47>> bro.
- 35:48>> Dude, that's what they're eating. did
- 35:50good, man. Oh my god. Go out there.
- 35:52Yeah, bro.
- 35:52>> I wish I was on the rich team.
- 35:54>> Relax, bro.
- 35:55>> I mean, but we got vibes over here.
- 35:56>> We're still eating like kings, man.
- 35:58>> Hold on. I might try this. I'm a
- 36:00>> little fool, guys. Little fool.
- 36:01>> I'm a little fool over here.
- 36:02>> Lie to us.
- 36:02>> Swear to God.
- 36:03>> Don't lie to us.
- 36:04>> Swear to God, I am.
- 36:05>> I've never heard him say those words.
- 36:06>> Yeah. Never.
- 36:07>> How do I eat this miso soup?
- 36:09>> Uh, you the bowl and
- 36:10>> Oh, you're just have a spoon, right?
- 36:12>> Am I hitting the first dibs on a sip?
- 36:13>> Okay, bro. It's going to help you
- 36:15digest.
- 36:19How is it? It's
- 36:20>> too green for her.
- 36:20>> You're not supposed to eat the green
- 36:21stuff anyway.
- 36:22>> Is that spicy? Is that jalapeno?
- 36:23>> I don't know. That's just That's
- 36:24>> Isn't that the spicy thing that's on top
- 36:26of sushi?
- 36:27>> Green onion.
- 36:27>> Yeah, it's a green onion.
- 36:28>> The wagoo is like
- 36:30>> What the I'm
- 36:31>> It just like melts like I don't know how
- 36:33this
- 36:33>> Yeah, it it [music] looks like it would
- 36:35be stringy and like chewy. I'm trying
- 36:37the first little sauce on there.
- 36:39>> I'm about to try this.
- 36:40>> Look at that
- 36:41>> habanero sauce.
- 36:42>> I'm going pretty heavy on that.
- 36:44>> I'm going to try the hot sauce now, too.
- 36:45Right. That sauce is so good on it.
- 36:47>> What is it talking about, though?
- 36:48>> Mixed with the fat.
- 36:51>> Like, yeah.
- 36:52>> Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm
- 36:53going heavy on it. I'm going pretty
- 36:55heavy on it.
- 36:56>> I'm going pretty heavy.
- 36:56>> That's pretty good. It just It has a
- 36:57kick. That's it.
- 36:58>> Wow.
- 36:59>> That's great.
- 37:00>> But you said don't underestimate it,
- 37:01too.
- 37:01>> So, I I can order like 20 of those. I'm
- 37:02not kidding. Like,
- 37:03>> say it's the most affordable.
- 37:05>> So, that one at the top is probably what
- 37:07is it? 20,000 yen, right?
- 37:08>> Yeah. No. Uh 15
- 37:09>> $15,000. So, that's probably like
- 37:11>> $90.
- 37:12>> Yeah.
- 37:13>> Yeah. That's still crazy.
- 37:15>> That is great. That's
- 37:16>> That's amazing.
- 37:18>> Very scaly fish there.
- 37:20>> I'm trying to think what's my next move
- 37:22here.
- 37:22>> Chewy as a
- 37:23>> I feel like you got to go for the
- 37:24scrambled egg.
- 37:24>> That's an egg.
- 37:25>> That's a scrambled egg.
- 37:26>> I'm going to go for the scrambled y'all.
- 37:27>> Let's go do the scoop method.
- 37:29>> Yeah. Ready?
- 37:29>> Careful. The egg is very slippery.
- 37:31>> A scrambled egg combo.
- 37:32>> One shot this
- 37:34>> W throw. Ew. Ew. This guy you drew like
- 37:37a ret, bro.
- 37:39>> Bro, it's leaking out of my mouth.
- 37:41>> Bro, this this right here.
- 37:42>> Wait, that was really good. The hick
- 37:44juice is good, bro.
- 37:45>> Why is your egg so sweet?
- 37:46>> I'm not feeling good. I I think that
- 37:48McDonald's from earlier is still hitting
- 37:49me, bro.
- 37:50>> Well, you drank the slurp juice really
- 37:52like in 10 seconds and then you ate a
- 37:54fish fillet.
- 37:55>> Is it Is it bad if I fart? I got to
- 37:56fart.
- 37:57>> Like quietly. Just don't fart loud.
- 38:04>> I swear I thought it was going to be
- 38:05silent. I thought it was going to be
- 38:06silent but deadly.
- 38:07>> Okay. Why do you get up?
- 38:08>> Because if you do it on the bench, it
- 38:11echoes. So I tried to sit up. You could
- 38:13have killed Jason.
- 38:15>> Bro, what are you doing?
- 38:16>> I thought it was going to be silent,
- 38:17y'all. My bad.
- 38:18>> You could have just fart. You could have
- 38:19just like lifted your cheek or
- 38:21something. You fully got up and
- 38:23>> that's on me. I'll eat another piece of
- 38:24sushi for that.
- 38:25>> So, this one ozaki
- 38:28[music]
- 38:28>> right here. So, this like this like
- 38:31>> is like
- 38:32Yeah. And also they part of the tendel
- 38:34one you can think of. You know, a plet,
- 38:36but [music] now that center really
- 38:38center.
- 38:39>> You can see. Look at that. This is just
- 38:42beautifully cut. Like look at that.
- 38:43>> Smells so good.
- 38:44>> Cheers.
- 38:44>> Cheers.
- 38:47>> Oh, it just like melts in your [music]
- 38:49mouth like instantly.
- 38:51>> I didn't even try it.
- 38:52>> Oh my god, that one's the That one's so
- 38:54good.
- 38:54>> So, you can pay the difference.
- 38:56>> Yeah.
- 38:56>> Yes, I do.
- 38:57>> That one. I like this one a lot. You
- 38:59know what we got to do for this one
- 39:00though?
- 39:00>> We got to try it. We have to. We have
- 39:02You got to try it. So, [music] this is
- 39:04the um Carolina Reaper.
- 39:06>> That's unbelievable. Wow.
- 39:07>> You know, Mark, you want to take a bite
- 39:08out of the gold here?
- 39:09>> How much do you want? Give me pretty
- 39:10good double.
- 39:11>> All right. That's like That's a good
- 39:14bite. Go, Mark. Enjoy that.
- 39:17>> Is it crazy? Is it hot?
- 39:19>> No. You'll feel it afterwards, but it's
- 39:21like perfect. No, I'm not even trolling.
- 39:22Yeah, like you would like that. Oh.
- 39:25>> Oh, I know.
- 39:27>> That works.
- 39:28>> But it works. It's like it takes away
- 39:30the spice [music] almost.
- 39:31>> That is so good.
- 39:32>> Yo, that is so good.
- 39:34>> Carolina.
- 39:35>> I'm not going to drool this time.
- 39:36>> Imagine being a few, bro. You idiot,
- 39:39bro. Glad you need someone to help you
- 39:40to to feed you, bro.
- 39:41>> No, I'm not.
- 39:42>> Now it's going to fall apart, bro.
- 39:45>> No, it's just like, am I not built for
- 39:48this, bro?
- 39:48>> Just you got to go put your face to the
- 39:50plate.
- 39:50>> Yeah, just put your face to the plate,
- 39:51bro. Yeah, bring the plate up.
- 39:53>> Bring the plate up to your There you go.
- 39:55>> Just use your hands, bro. Just use your
- 39:57hands.
- 39:57>> Let me lock it. Let me lock it.
- 39:59>> There it is.
- 40:00>> There it is. Holy Can you imagine
- 40:02being a fish your whole life swimming in
- 40:04ocean to get eaten by a dap like that?
- 40:06>> Yo. Yo, by the way. Yo, this guy's a
- 40:0830-y old man. But look at this mess,
- 40:10man.
- 40:10>> Bro, I'm not a
- 40:12>> I'm You are spoons. It's like me playing
- 40:14keyboard and mouse.
- 40:16>> It's a good comparison.
- 40:17>> I was mad about the pork, but I'm going
- 40:18to be honest. We're eating good.
- 40:20>> This was good as
- 40:21>> We're eating like kings and we got food
- 40:22left. We spent like 15 bucks.
- 40:24>> I'm trying to think what was the best.
- 40:26It might have been the mozzarella
- 40:28salmon. That was
- 40:29>> Yeah, the salmon with mozzarella was
- 40:31>> and the egg was sweet. Honestly,
- 40:32everything I ate
- 40:34>> Jesus washed it down with a cup of tea.
- 40:36I mean,
- 40:36>> bro, this is deep.
- 40:37>> Welcome to Mafia sandwich.
- 40:41>> Wow.
- 40:45>> Wow.
- 40:46>> Gold in your water.
- 40:48>> So, this the dry age or this the one
- 40:50>> which is this one?
- 40:51>> Yeah. Look at that.
- 40:52>> Yeah.
- 40:53>> I mean, take a look at that right there.
- 40:56>> Like,
- 40:56>> it's talking to me. It says eat, bro.
- 41:01Bro, that's like real. Like just like
- 41:03you just can enjoy it, man. Like Oh, I
- 41:05need some gold. Like look at me.
- 41:08>> Like put some put some gold on it. I'm
- 41:09eating a gold sandwich right now.
- 41:11>> Oh my god.
- 41:12>> So they listen to music for this.
- 41:14>> I can't. It's like I just wish it was
- 41:17like
- 41:17>> I could just get this in LA just like
- 41:19all the time. Like [music] I wish I
- 41:20could Door Dash that.
- 41:21>> I'll be honest. If you you have this in
- 41:23LA,
- 41:23>> bro, I would be I'd be addicted to it.
- 41:25>> Would you spend money [music] on this?
- 41:26Like would you do it? Would you really
- 41:27do it?
- 41:27>> Dude, I don't feel like the LA Wagu is
- 41:29the same though. Not at all. I've never
- 41:31had beef like ever.
- 41:32>> It's like way more cooked.
- 41:33>> You should try sauce with this. Like
- 41:35look at that. It sinks into it. Look at
- 41:37that.
- 41:38>> Come on. Give it a good taste. Yeah.
- 41:40Straight into it. Yep.
- 41:43>> How does that How well does that go
- 41:44together?
- 41:44>> Wrong. God, this is like so It's like
- 41:45relaxing. I know. I know.
- 41:46>> It's like really
- 41:49It doesn't like make you like We ate
- 41:51breakfast
- 41:52>> and I don't even feel full. It feels
- 41:53like
- 41:53>> same. [music] It's so buttery that it
- 41:55just melts.
- 41:56>> Out of 10. What do you think?
- 41:57>> That was good. [clears throat]
- 41:58>> Yeah. Some good sushi. Got some soup.
- 42:01I'm going to give that I'm going to give
- 42:02that a solid eight. Five out of 10. That
- 42:03was a good lunch. That's a solid lunch.
- 42:05>> It's a nine out of 10 for me, bro. Good.
- 42:07>> I'm going 8 and 1 half out of 10.
- 42:09>> Yeah. 18 buck for three people.
- 42:12>> I'm going to be honest. I don't That was
- 42:13way better than McDonald's.
- 42:14>> Way better.
- 42:14>> Way better.
- 42:15>> But I'm a little worried for dinner.
- 42:18>> Holy
- 42:18>> We got We got dinner in like 5 minutes.
- 42:20So
- 42:22>> now this is what we really came here
- 42:23for. This is the alone by itself. These
- 42:26four pieces $400. 50,000 yen. Kobe
- 42:30dryaged [music] cherish bro.
- 42:32>> Yeah.
- 42:32>> Yeah. Smell it first. Smell it first.
- 42:34>> Yeah. Think of wine.
- 42:35>> Oh. Oh.
- 42:37>> Do people like come in just like when
- 42:39they eat, do they just smell it for a
- 42:40second or is that weird?
- 42:41>> It's not weird. Yeah.
- 42:42>> Yeah.
- 42:47>> Oh, you can taste that now.
- 42:48>> I know [music] what you mean. Yeah.
- 42:51>> It's so good. Oh my god. Does it even
- 42:54get higher than that? Like what is the
- 42:56highest level of meat?
- 42:57>> Oh, that's the highest I ever say. Yeah.
- 42:59>> Wow. You taste it like you really
- 43:01>> like mind you. So sometimes when you eat
- 43:03a steak, you taste the flavor of the
- 43:04seasoning and stuff. Like you know what
- 43:05I'm saying? This you really taste the
- 43:06flavor of the actual meat.
- 43:08>> Carolina Reaper.
- 43:08>> Okay. Get the gold on it. Oh god. Okay.
- 43:11>> Just sink in.
- 43:12>> All right. Last bite.
- 43:13>> Hey. [music]
- 43:14>> Hey. Cheers, brother.
- 43:16>> Come on. Cheers, brother.
- 43:17>> Cheers.
- 43:20>> I don't know how to explain it.
- 43:21>> I don't want to swallow it.
- 43:22>> Yeah. Keep chewing it. Yeah. Like you
- 43:25know how you use sukala right away? I
- 43:26kind of like
- 43:28>> Oh It [clears throat]
- 43:29>> is a little hot.
- 43:29>> I I don't know. It's like the the sauce
- 43:31just blends into the meat so well. It's
- 43:34not even that spicy anymore. Like you
- 43:36know what I mean?
- 43:36>> Are you sure?
- 43:38>> Makes me sad it's gone. Hey, you spent
- 43:40some money for lunch. Enjoy it. Okay,
- 43:43that one's getting the kick
- 43:44>> now. You're getting kicked.
- 43:45>> I got I got on my lip and it's burning.
- 43:48>> Yeah, it's getting swollen.
- 43:49>> Yeah.
- 43:50>> Wow, bro. That was really good. Are you
- 43:51sure you don't want to do one for like
- 43:53the ride home?
- 43:53>> [music]
- 43:53>> That is genuinely I swear I'm not trying
- 43:56to be funny.
- 43:57>> I'm really top three things I've ate. No
- 44:00troll. I swear to you,
- 44:01>> bro. That's what I was trying to say.
- 44:02It's like you don't get that meat at
- 44:03home.
- 44:04>> Wow.
- 44:07[music]
- 44:08>> All right. Listen. It's been about 5
- 44:09minutes now since we left lunch.
- 44:12>> You mean 5 minutes? IT'S DARK OUTSIDE.
- 44:14>> DINNER. IT'S dark outside. We're at
- 44:15>> 7-Eleven. I know.
- 44:17>> This is the worst dinner I've ever had
- 44:19in my life.
- 44:19>> It's a good reference.
- 44:20>> Oh, I get it. But you look right. I
- 44:22don't know where the boys are at.
- 44:23They're They have a reservation for
- 44:25somewhere.
- 44:27>> We as walking 71.
- 44:28>> I wonder what the boys are eating. So,
- 44:31we're [music] here at the spot.
- 44:32>> This is like the most expensive sushi
- 44:35spot in Tokyo, Japan.
- 44:36>> We had to like I know we trolled kind of
- 44:38the whole video, but like you have to
- 44:40get like private reservations here.
- 44:42>> It's like a private room even.
- 44:43>> It's a private room. It's the full
- 44:45experience. So, we're about to be here.
- 44:47So, yeah.
- 44:48>> And here we are. So, listen. The plan is
- 44:50we can only each We have $5 pretty much.
- 44:53We can only get one item. Have
- 44:54>> you been drinking? Have you been
- 44:55drinking?
- 44:55>> This guy's slurring his words, bro.
- 44:57>> You're sluring your words a little bit
- 44:58here, Dad. Let me take over.
- 44:59>> We each can get one item.
- 45:00>> Okay,
- 45:01>> I think.
- 45:02>> Yeah.
- 45:05>> Come on, bro. [laughter] Hey, listen. We
- 45:07We each need one item. All right. We got
- 45:09to make one big either sandwich or
- 45:13dinner entree.
- 45:14>> I heard the method is we get the egg
- 45:15sandwich. Someone gets a chicken cutlet.
- 45:17We put the chicken cutlet in the egg
- 45:19sandwich. So, I want to know.
- 45:20>> And we got a bed.
- 45:21>> Who told you that? Cuz you don't speak
- 45:22Japanese.
- 45:23>> Uh, Griffin.
- 45:25>> Okay,
- 45:25>> let's just get a lemon sour for the bed.
- 45:27>> Oh, of course you want to get a lemon.
- 45:28>> This guy just wants He's already fine.
- 45:31>> This is pretty interesting, you know.
- 45:32It's like so quiet.
- 45:34>> It's like It's literally a private room.
- 45:36How you doing, sir? No. Okay. Very uh
- 45:38very calming here. Okay. We get a little
- 45:41towel here. Okay.
- 45:42>> It's a warm towel.
- 45:43>> Warm towel.
- 45:44>> It's like the flight, you know.
- 45:46>> It's a little awkward in here, but it's
- 45:47all good.
- 45:47>> I mean, it's all good.
- 45:48sake.
- 45:49>> Oh, sake is alcohol.
- 45:51>> Yeah.
- 45:52>> Oh, Ronnie,
- 45:52>> you want to do that?
- 45:53>> You want to get a little drinky? I'm
- 45:55good. I'm I'm good up.
- 45:56>> All right, let's see what the Let's see
- 45:57what the menu is.
- 45:58>> This is just a drink menu.
- 45:59>> Oh,
- 46:00okay. I feel very awkward. Um,
- 46:03>> but it's all good.
- 46:05>> Stupid annoying Americans.
- 46:06>> Yeah, I know. So, let's let's get let's
- 46:08keep it down. Okay, let's keep it down.
- 46:10I'm very hungry. Um, I also haven't had
- 46:12sushi yet in Japan, which I've heard is
- 46:14like the best thing.
- 46:14>> Sushi in [music] Japan is the best
- 46:16thing. Where'd you get that from? No, I
- 46:18mean that's your griff. You want to back
- 46:19me up on this or no? Sushi is like the
- 46:21best in Japan, right? I heard it from
- 46:23Jason. I'm going to give it a bug. I
- 46:24did. Yeah. You're lying.
- 46:25>> I swear I'm not chilling.
- 46:26>> I want to eat every time.
- 46:27>> You want a corn dog?
- 46:29>> Wait, wait, wait. Why don't
- 46:30>> I know about the corn dog?
- 46:30>> Why don't you get a egg the egg
- 46:32sandwich? I get the uh the chicken.
- 46:34>> We have the corn dog.
- 46:35>> We have 800 yet. That corn dog's 139
- 46:38yet. We can get eight of them.
- 46:39>> Facts.
- 46:39>> I ain't lying. Eight corn dogs.
- 46:40>> You could get We could eat like six corn
- 46:42dogs.
- 46:42>> I ain't lie. That would fill me up for
- 46:43probably 3 days.
- 46:44>> I'm going to get some for my dinner real
- 46:45quick, bro.
- 46:48Fabulous.
- 46:50Why does it say foolish?
- 46:51>> It's foolish. It's It's ice cream. It's
- 46:52a milkshake.
- 46:53>> How much? How much? A dollar?
- 46:54>> 190 yen.
- 46:55>> Okay. So, a dollar.
- 46:57>> Wait, Jason, what's the math?
- 46:58>> That's somewhere around like 50 cents.
- 46:59We have 2,300 yen left. 2,200 yen.
- 47:03>> Try to do the sandwich fusion.
- 47:04>> Say, let's make a sandwich. Get a little
- 47:05ice cream for you.
- 47:06>> Bro, egg salad sandwich.
- 47:08>> So, okay. Bad news. They only have egg
- 47:10salad and mayonnaise.
- 47:12>> We love mayonnaise.
- 47:13>> Yeah, but do we want spills? You know,
- 47:15me and Lacy used to grow up eating
- 47:17mayonnaise. We
- 47:18>> love mayonnaise, but
- 47:19>> we could do a egg, sausage, hot dog, and
- 47:21put a little sausage in it.
- 47:22>> Oh my god.
- 47:24>> This is actually hot dog in the middle.
- 47:26>> I am so down to do this in one bite,
- 47:29>> brother. You chicken cutlet. I'll get
- 47:31this and you get a hot dog. Bang.
- 47:33>> I want a corn dog.
- 47:33>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 47:34>> Okay, let's Yeah, let's do that. Wait,
- 47:36wait. I'm getting a corn dog. I actually
- 47:37want corn.
- 47:37>> I don't want my to be cold, though.
- 47:39Bro, can I just get the oni giri?
- 47:41>> Of course you get the on.
- 47:42>> There's no way you're picking rice,
- 47:44>> bro. No, it's the oni giri, bro.
- 47:46>> Dude, this is not
- 47:47>> something a little familiar. It's a
- 47:48little familiar for you.
- 47:49>> Yeah, just get the hot dog.
- 47:50>> I'm going to get the the corn dog. It's
- 47:52similar.
- 47:53>> Okay. Yeah, let's all just just do our
- 47:55own thing. Okay. Nigiri,
- 47:57>> corn dog and ice cream.
- 47:58>> Ice cream. All right, let's do it.
- 47:59>> Wow, that is real. That's going to be
- 48:01great.
- 48:02>> That's real orange juice.
- 48:03>> Who made this ri
- 48:06you know that? It's a J.
- 48:08>> Take a look at this, boys.
- 48:08>> I'm not even kidding. This is amazing.
- 48:10Is that from Mount Fuji? Oh, Claire's
- 48:13water I ever taste of my life.
- 48:14>> But do you see how this just like
- 48:15>> All right, don't drink too much of that.
- 48:17Sip it. It's a lot of sugar.
- 48:20>> What?
- 48:20>> Of course it is. Orange juice. You want
- 48:22to hear something? Fat. Yeah, I don't
- 48:23care. I'm I'm going to school you right
- 48:24now. I'm going to school you right now.
- 48:25You want to hear something? You know
- 48:26juice is worse than a soda? You know
- 48:28that, right?
- 48:29>> So why did you just make me get this?
- 48:31>> I didn't make you get that.
- 48:32>> All right, so drink the rest. Kill this.
- 48:34>> How is it cold but there's no ice cubes?
- 48:36>> That's some rich
- 48:38>> Watch this. Stays right. It doesn't even
- 48:40drop. And we just went from being rich
- 48:43to just obnoxious Americans.
- 48:45>> Oh, here we go.
- 48:47>> Wow.
- 48:48>> It is really like peaceful in here. I'm
- 48:50trying to get into the vibe. That's why
- 48:51I'm so calm right now.
- 48:52>> No music, no nothing. You just you just
- 48:55zen. Okay.
- 48:56>> So, let's talk about it.
- 48:57>> So, is [music] this soup with radish,
- 49:00mushroom, and something else?
- 49:03>> I've never really ate like a mushroom
- 49:05like this. You see this?
- 49:06>> Okay. Interesting. I must say very
- 49:08interesting. Very
- 49:10>> say me so.
- 49:11>> No, not really.
- 49:12>> I [music] like starting my meals with
- 49:13soup.
- 49:13>> You know what?
- 49:14>> It like opens up.
- 49:15>> Yes, exactly.
- 49:16>> It makes it feel calm.
- 49:17>> I was just about to say that.
- 49:18>> It's a calm dinner.
- 49:19>> Calm before the storm.
- 49:20>> Yeah, very much.
- 49:21>> What do you think? Should we get a
- 49:22pre-made hot dog with the condiments
- 49:24already in it?
- 49:25>> Jesus, that's [music] disgusting, bro.
- 49:27Maybe a donut. Dessert. Oh, Lac already
- 49:29got dessert, bro.
- 49:30>> Oh, maybe get Lacy a salad. Lacy.
- 49:34>> Hey, bro.
- 49:35>> Lacy, come on.
- 49:36>> We got our
- 49:37>> Guys, this is for you, bro.
- 49:38>> We got lemon sour. We're getting
- 49:39hammered.
- 49:41>> Vegetables. [music] Get this out of
- 49:42here.
- 49:42>> Lacy.
- 49:43>> Not getting a vegetable cup. Getting ice
- 49:45cream. Come on.
- 49:46>> He's already hammer. He's getting
- 49:47another lemus hour.
- 49:48>> Should we rip a pack?
- 49:51>> The Japanese league. Can we also get a
- 49:52corn dog for this? Oh, we got those.
- 49:54>> Got two. We got two.
- 49:55>> One. Two.
- 49:55>> One more.
- 49:56>> No. No.
- 49:56>> Oh, no. Corn dog.
- 49:57>> No. No. Two. Two. Two.
- 49:58>> That's Spanish, guys. Spanish.
- 50:00>> You want one, too?
- 50:00>> Yeah.
- 50:01>> Oh, wait. Can I get one, too? Or is that
- 50:02too much?
- 50:03>> How much yen are we at?
- 50:04>> 1,200 yen. That's good.
- 50:06>> We have money to
- 50:07>> Wait, can we get another Can we get a
- 50:08pack of cards?
- 50:10>> What?
- 50:10>> Pack of cards.
- 50:11>> We're going to waste our dinner buds on
- 50:12a pack of cards.
- 50:13>> Could be.
- 50:13>> Uh, can we get a little sausage? One
- 50:15sausage, please.
- 50:16>> Only 120.
- 50:17>> You didn't get a bed.
- 50:18>> Yeah. Go get a Go get a uh
- 50:20>> I don't know if I want alcohol, bro. I'm
- 50:22allergic.
- 50:22>> This looks good to me.
- 50:23>> You guys want to do a pack?
- 50:23>> Yeah, maybe we should rip a pack.
- 50:25>> Yeah, let's rip back.
- 50:25>> We'll do a pack as well. Cerski.
- 50:27>> Cerski.
- 50:28>> Cerski. 2,000 yen.
- 50:30>> We have $400. $400.
- 50:32>> Yeah,
- 50:32>> bro.
- 50:33>> Grab a bath. Take Yeah, go grab a bath.
- 50:36>> Oh, Pari Sweat.
- 50:39>> If you know, you know.
- 50:40>> 2,200.
- 50:41>> 2,200.
- 50:43>> Solid. We're If we're on a non-expensive
- 50:45side, where do we eat at? They don't
- 50:46have tables. We just sit on the street.
- 50:49>> We just sit right on the street and eat.
- 50:51>> Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
- 50:55Okay. Oh, yeah. You got the main spot of
- 50:57the house. Look at that. Thank you,
- 51:00[music] bro. I want to see it. Look how
- 51:01sicy but so delicate. This is real hard.
- 51:06It's like kind of crazy to think about.
- 51:07[music] Like a lot of people look at
- 51:08that and be like, "Oh, it's just cutting
- 51:09it. Like why is he doing it like that?"
- 51:11But it's like so specific like how thin
- 51:13it is like for each bite. Like you
- 51:15notice how like they're all like the
- 51:16same cut and he's just doing it with his
- 51:18eyes.
- 51:19It's like kind of crazy. They're all the
- 51:21same cut. Look at that.
- 51:23>> Literally like all the same cut. [music]
- 51:26>> Wow. So this is what we're eating off of
- 51:28today. This is bonito.
- 51:30>> Bonito. Okay, so I'm going to try the
- 51:32wasabi [music] first.
- 51:33>> All that right there.
- 51:34>> Oh my like
- 51:37$500 worth of good.
- 51:39>> Oh my god.
- 51:40>> Dead ass.
- 51:41>> Oh my god.
- 51:42>> I'm putting some wasabi on it.
- 51:44>> That was like Oh my god. That was
- 51:45incredible.
- 51:45>> That was gas. Yeah.
- 51:46>> You like it?
- 51:48>> Not like one.
- 51:49>> Damn. You ate it in like two seconds.
- 51:50>> That was That was [music] actually
- 51:51amazing.
- 51:52>> I mean, it's two pieces. Yeah. You know,
- 51:53I've noticed meats and fish are like
- 51:56really good. It like melts. Was that an
- 51:58appetizer?
- 52:00>> Yeah, sure. Yeah, of [music] course.
- 52:01>> Dinner right here.
- 52:02>> Yeah, dinner is ready.
- 52:06>> Yo, bro. Are you [laughter]
- 52:08>> fine? No, I'm not.
- 52:10>> He's actually got lemon sour extra 9% as
- 52:14our med.
- 52:14>> What a ch of a corn dog. Snap it. Snap
- 52:17it.
- 52:19>> Snap it. And I don't I don't do the
- 52:21mustard. I just do the ketchup. But if
- 52:22you want both, you squeeze both.
- 52:24>> I can get the mustard or wait. Right. I
- 52:25got you.
- 52:25>> Oh my gosh. You just put a little bit on
- 52:27a tip.
- 52:27>> You can put some on my sausage.
- 52:29>> No, no, J. I was lowkey gatekeeping, but
- 52:30here
- 52:31>> you piece of I already got
- 52:32one. I got one.
- 52:33>> There you go, bro.
- 52:34>> Oh, he lowkey got me already. Hold on
- 52:36now. Hold on. Hey, cheers. Cheers.
- 52:38>> To the poor dinner.
- 52:39>> To the poor dinner.
- 52:42>> Why is it fire?
- 52:43>> Hey, I'm not complaining.
- 52:44>> It's just not gas.
- 52:45>> Good. Good.
- 52:47>> No, I got ketchup on my Rick Owens.
- 52:49>> Not a Rick. No, [laughter] not a Rick. I
- 52:52ain't lie, boys. I just twos shot this
- 52:54hot dog. God,
- 52:57he two shoted it.
- 52:58>> Hold on. See if we get a show Otani,
- 53:00bro.
- 53:00>> Should we rip this real quick? Hold on
- 53:02now.
- 53:03>> We might become rich. Wait,
- 53:06>> no.
- 53:08>> Look like you again.
- 53:10>> Yo,
- 53:10>> you got the front camera open.
- 53:14>> Oh, bro.
- 53:15>> Any any hits? Any hits?
- 53:17>> Wait, this is dead ass Ray. This is not
- 53:19Ray, bro.
- 53:21>> I mean, that's just another Asian guy.
- 53:24>> True. I mean, bro, I think I got I think
- 53:25I got something special here. What do
- 53:27y'all think?
- 53:27>> Did you kill yours?
- 53:28>> I'm still killing it, but I got a lemon
- 53:29sour right here. I'm ready to get
- 53:30hammered.
- 53:31>> What is that?
- 53:33>> Nope. Clam? Nope. It's called
- 53:36>> Abalon.
- 53:37>> Okay.
- 53:39Now, you see with something like this,
- 53:41here's the thing. With me and sushi, I'm
- 53:43a huge fish sushi guy. I would love like
- 53:46a little tiny [music] bit of like sauce.
- 53:49So, again,
- 53:50>> that's not that's not
- 53:51>> Do me a favor. Can you just touch it?
- 53:52>> Okay. Rubbery.
- 53:54>> Just touch it.
- 53:55>> Oh,
- 53:55>> it tastes really sticky, bro. I'mma try
- 53:57it out. Okay.
- 53:58>> Oh, that's hot.
- 54:00>> Don't do it.
- 54:00>> Oh, it's hot, too. [music] I didn't
- 54:02expect that.
- 54:03>> It's okay. It's just really fishy.
- 54:05>> Not my cup of tea at all. I'm not picky
- 54:08at all when it comes to food, but like I
- 54:10feel really bad, but I I can't finish
- 54:12that. Yeah,
- 54:13>> that's was right.
- 54:14>> Oh, I can do it.
- 54:16>> No way. Oh, that's so cool. He's
- 54:18treating you like a spicy.
- 54:19>> You got to like metal it.
- 54:20>> N. So, how do I do it? Just like that.
- 54:23Yo, that is crazy. So, this how wasabi
- 54:26is made.
- 54:29Oh, good. Good. Yo, R. I just gave you a
- 54:32piece of my own wasabi. Come on. You got
- 54:34to get some of my own wasabi. No, no,
- 54:35no, no, no, no. Come on. Don't be a
- 54:37rude.
- 54:39>> Wow. Yeah. Get Come on. Come on. Give
- 54:41it. Give it a taste.
- 54:46[laughter]
- 54:48>> Oh, God. Clean the whole cleansing the
- 54:50whole system here. Hey,
- 54:52>> that's such a interesting spice. Like
- 54:54>> cuz it's not spicy. It just It cleanses
- 54:56you. It's like weird.
- 54:57>> All right. Listen, oniri. They got
- 54:59instructions, bro. So, let me see if I
- 55:01can do it. Hold down.
- 55:02>> So, Adab, how's this tasting? It's 9%
- 55:04alcohol. There's no way this tastes
- 55:05good.
- 55:06>> It doesn't taste like alcohol, but it
- 55:08will
- 55:09>> I'm not mad at that.
- 55:11>> It doesn't taste like alcohol, right?
- 55:12>> Tastes good.
- 55:13>> Well, you're already starting to slow
- 55:14your work. Go ahead. Go for the nigiri.
- 55:19Is there like meat in the middle or Oh,
- 55:21>> is it just rice? Rice on mayonnaise. I
- 55:24mayonnaise. I'm pretty good. I
- 55:26ain't going to lie. You want to bite it?
- 55:27>> Yeah. Wait. Break me off. Go ahead. Now.
- 55:29Wait.
- 55:31Why?
- 55:32>> Cuz I'm trying to I'm trying to finish
- 55:34the whole world.
- 55:37>> Why would you ever need two hands on it?
- 55:40>> Bite the side.
- 55:41>> Why did he just put two hands?
- 55:42>> All right. I'm going to try the nigiri.
- 55:43Uh Jason said this is tuna and
- 55:45mayonnaise. Do I one bite this? What's
- 55:47up?
- 55:47>> You know the rules.
- 55:48>> What? Yo, Jason.
- 55:50>> Damn. Tongue out first, bro.
- 55:52>> Hey, open up. You know what they say. If
- 55:53you can't If you can't break bread, you
- 55:54fake.
- 55:55>> Let me swallow this, bro. G. Kind of
- 55:58good.
- 55:59>> Yeah.
- 55:59>> And we got dessert. So, this is just
- 56:01like a little ice cream in a Japanese
- 56:02pouch. Ready? Open up. I'm a fountain.
- 56:04You ready?
- 56:06[laughter]
- 56:07>> Okay. Adab, you want some?
- 56:08>> Okay. It
- 56:11>> come on now. Tell me.
- 56:13>> Tell me that's not hitting. Tell me
- 56:14that's not hitting though.
- 56:15>> Let me get one more.
- 56:16>> Yeah. Stick your tongue out.
- 56:19[laughter]
- 56:19>> Hey. Yo, on the lid,
- 56:21>> bro. You got to stick my tongue out.
- 56:22>> That's interesting. I've never seen
- 56:24that.
- 56:24>> What is this?
- 56:24>> Yeah, that's a potato. Kind of a potato.
- 56:26>> It's a potato.
- 56:27>> Uh, like a Yeah. Yum.
- 56:29>> So, this is a Japanese some Japanese,
- 56:32too.
- 56:32>> All right. I'm going to try
- 56:33>> the pepper. I'm trying the pepper first.
- 56:35>> I'm trying this first. I'm trying the
- 56:37the nut.
- 56:37>> All right, fine. I'll try that, too.
- 56:40That's just That's nice. You don't like
- 56:42that? I'm going to try the potato last.
- 56:44Paper. Pepper.
- 56:44>> That's a cool That's hot, right? Oo, the
- 56:46pepper is good as Wait, the potato or
- 56:47what is it?
- 56:48>> Potato's like a little weird at first,
- 56:49but as you chew more.
- 56:51>> Wait, you guys got a bad bite then? Mine
- 56:52tastes great off the bat. This is so
- 56:54good. Oh my god. Clean.
- 56:56>> That's what I'm saying. Like it's just
- 56:57Do we eat [music] the leaf?
- 56:58>> No. [laughter]
- 57:01>> It's also everything here right now is
- 57:02very organic. Like it's straight. Like
- 57:04you just pull that fish [music] out the
- 57:05water.
- 57:07[snorts]
- 57:07>> Notice anything about this room?
- 57:09>> What?
- 57:10>> There's no windows.
- 57:11>> Oh my god.
- 57:12>> There's no clocks. In Vegas, at every
- 57:15casino, they pump oxygen through the
- 57:18vents to keep you awake. At 4:00 a.m.,
- 57:20you don't even feel like you're tired.
- 57:21You don't know what time it is. You're
- 57:22just losing money.
- 57:23>> Can you smell that?
- 57:24>> They're pumping oxygen.
- 57:26>> This place is like a casino.
- 57:28>> I feel sick right now.
- 57:29>> You feel sick.
- 57:29>> Is that why,
- 57:30>> bro? Cuz there's no air coming in
- 57:32besides pumped oxygen.
- 57:33>> Oh, man.
- 57:34>> Here we go.
- 57:36>> Interesting. Interesting.
- 57:37>> Interesting. Now that my friends
- 57:38>> like, you know what's crazy? He could
- 57:40bring out like a ball and [music] we'd
- 57:41be like, "Oh, I know." Yeah.
- 57:44>> Yeah.
- 57:44>> Yeah.
- 57:45>> It could really been anything and we
- 57:46would try it. We would 100% try it.
- 57:47>> I try it. And he'd be like, "Oh, that
- 57:48was my friend."
- 57:49>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- 57:50>> What is that? Um I think what we're
- 57:53talking about what I was just talking
- 57:54about.
- 57:55>> This friend
- 57:57might be
- 57:57>> That might be a oyster maybe. What is
- 58:00this?
- 58:01>> Snappa.
- 58:02>> Snappa.
- 58:03>> What is that?
- 58:04>> Snapper.
- 58:05>> Oh, snap. Okay.
- 58:06>> It's all edible.
- 58:07>> Yeah.
- 58:08>> Oh, wow. Look at that box. kind of sea.
- 58:12>> Wow.
- 58:13>> I'm going to try the nut first.
- 58:15>> Yeah.
- 58:17>> Wow.
- 58:18>> How is that good?
- 58:19>> It's like a really
- 58:20>> That's going to be
- 58:21>> This is a This is what the the what's it
- 58:22called? This what the squirrels have.
- 58:25>> Oh, that's interesting.
- 58:26>> That's really good. I like that. All
- 58:28right. This one's going to be
- 58:30>> I don't hate it. I don't hate it.
- 58:33>> It's good.
- 58:33>> I don't hate it. It kind of tastes like
- 58:36salmon. Pretty basic fish. It's like a
- 58:38sea bass, but I know it's not. But you
- 58:40know what I mean? I like it.
- 58:41>> Meanwhile,
- 58:41>> how's your water?
- 58:44[laughter]
- 58:45>> It's actually pretty refreshing.
- 58:47>> Hey, cheers. Yeah. Hold on.
- 58:50>> Cheers, boys.
- 58:51>> Drunk already being poor.
- 58:55>> Yo, are we the core guys or the poor
- 58:57guys? [laughter]
- 58:59>> That joke is
- 59:00>> Are the core boys or the poor boys?
- 59:02>> Not a good one.
- 59:04>> I love that. I love how they make it a
- 59:06little show that you
- 59:07>> That's skill.
- 59:07>> Look, look how skilled that's that's
- 59:09actually takes skill. Wrong. This is
- 59:10going to be bad.
- 59:13>> El
- 59:16Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- 59:17>> Talk to me. Talk to me. What's that
- 59:18saying, though? Talk to me. Like,
- 59:19really? Talk to me, though.
- 59:22>> He lit up.
- 59:25>> Yeah, that says a lot right there. All
- 59:27right, here we go. Thank you, sir. Thank
- 59:28you so much,
- 59:29>> bro. You just don't even want to like
- 59:30swallow it.
- 59:31>> I want to swallow you.
- 59:34That shit's so good. That makes me mad.
- 59:36I get one. What is this?
- 59:37>> Spanish macarel.
- 59:38>> Spanish mackerel. One bite. You know the
- 59:40rules.
- 59:40>> Everyone knows the rules.
- 59:41>> Come on.
- 59:42>> I know that's a good bite. I know that's
- 59:44a good bite. I knew it. You know my
- 59:46record of eating sushi is 86 pieces in
- 59:48one sitting.
- 59:48>> Bro, I don't care.
- 59:49>> Okay.
- 59:53>> You know what it is?
- 59:54>> No. Tell me. No. Serious. No,
- 59:55>> I actually don't know what it is.
- 59:57>> I really don't.
- 59:58>> I know. It's bad cuz I'm getting that
- 59:59mode with likeation
- 1:00:01cuz I'm tired. Yeah.
- 1:00:02>> Yeah, I know. I like the rice actually.
- 1:00:04So good.
- 1:00:05>> It's just [laughter]
- 1:00:07>> That's like one of the most important
- 1:00:08pieces.
- 1:00:09>> No, me serious.
- 1:00:10>> But you know what it is?
- 1:00:11>> What is it?
- 1:00:13>> It's the rice. Yeah.
- 1:00:15>> Oh. Ooh.
- 1:00:17>> But you know what it is?
- 1:00:18>> You know what it is though?
- 1:00:19>> This one might be a little interesting.
- 1:00:20>> Do you see the lighting on this?
- 1:00:22>> It's like metallic.
- 1:00:24>> Surprise.
- 1:00:26>> Sorry. What's that hidden on?
- 1:00:29>> That is really fishy.
- 1:00:30>> Really? Okay. I'm not a big fan of super
- 1:00:33fishy stuff.
- 1:00:36>> Not bad though. It just tastes fishy
- 1:00:38aftertaste, too. It's just mad fishy.
- 1:00:41>> You know when you walk Have you ever
- 1:00:43>> I don't. No, I actually don't. Like I
- 1:00:44don't know.
- 1:00:45>> You ever been to fish mark? [laughter]
- 1:00:52All right. It smells really fishy.
- 1:00:53That's what it tastes. [laughter]
- 1:00:56>> I don't know if I'm going to like this
- 1:00:57one. What is it?
- 1:00:58>> Clam.
- 1:00:59>> Clam. What is it? Okay. Straight to it.
- 1:01:04Oh no. Is it on some like towel or Oh.
- 1:01:07Oh no. Dude, that's be honest. I just be
- 1:01:10feeling honest. Like no respect. You
- 1:01:11know what I'm saying? This our first
- 1:01:12time obviously.
- 1:01:13>> It's not bad. It's really not. It's just
- 1:01:16It's again It's just
- 1:01:17>> It's the texture. It's
- 1:01:18>> It's just chewy. But it's not It doesn't
- 1:01:21taste bad.
- 1:01:22>> It doesn't look that thick. That's the
- 1:01:24crazy part.
- 1:01:24>> Hey, sometimes not the thickest.
- 1:01:30I don't know, bro.
- 1:01:31>> I wouldn't order that.
- 1:01:32>> Wow. I'm still chewing.
- 1:01:33>> I think that's pretty good.
- 1:01:34>> I mean, listen, we were on the poor
- 1:01:36side, to be honest. Enjoyed this, bro.
- 1:01:38We spent a total of like $75. We didn't
- 1:01:40even spend $100.
- 1:01:41>> No, we spent We spent $45.
- 1:01:42>> Literally $45 this whole entire
- 1:01:44>> $45. We had McDonald's breakfast,
- 1:01:46revolving sushi for lunch, and we just
- 1:01:48had a great 7-Eleven dinner.
- 1:01:49>> Dude, I had two pieces of food.
- 1:01:52>> That was actually really good as
- 1:01:54>> And the corn dog.
- 1:01:55>> Tuna.
- 1:01:56>> Bro, you're going to love this one.
- 1:01:57>> Tuna is my favorite.
- 1:01:57>> You're going to love this one. is my
- 1:01:58favorite.
- 1:02:01>> Talk to me [clears throat]
- 1:02:03all buttery. Talk to me. Nice.
- 1:02:09>> Okay. Sorry. There's a Japanese tuna
- 1:02:11that's [music] worth like $5 million if
- 1:02:13you find Indoian. You know what I'm
- 1:02:15talking about?
- 1:02:15>> It's huge.
- 1:02:16>> Yeah. So tuna. Yeah. So big.
- 1:02:18>> Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. 100 to the 200 g.
- 1:02:22>> Yes. What's the name of the tuna?
- 1:02:23>> Bruhin tuna.
- 1:02:24>> Oh, bruhin. Gotcha.
- 1:02:26>> Wow.
- 1:02:27>> Yeah.
- 1:02:31like that hit.
- 1:02:33>> That hit or no? Like honestly though,
- 1:02:36>> just bless my throat.
- 1:02:38>> Cut it.
- 1:02:40>> That was so good, bro.
- 1:02:43Don't ever ever get that close to me,
- 1:02:45bro. Ever.
- 1:02:46>> Can you Can I feed you the tuda?
- 1:02:48>> I honestly Yeah. Talk to me. Come on.
- 1:02:49>> You want me to feed you this?
- 1:02:50>> Yeah. Come on.
- 1:02:51>> Open your mouth. I'm going to spit it.
- 1:02:58You got to
- 1:02:58>> Yo, bro. Why are you teasing me, bro?
- 1:03:01It's
- 1:03:01>> swimming away.
- 1:03:07>> Wait, let me get one more bite.
- 1:03:09>> No. No.
- 1:03:09>> It's so good. I I regret eating it so
- 1:03:11quick.
- 1:03:12>> That was the best one.
- 1:03:13>> I know.
- 1:03:13>> Oh, I told you when he busted out that
- 1:03:15whole thing, I was like, "Oh, he bust
- 1:03:16your best." He busted for sure.
- 1:03:17>> He busted.
- 1:03:18>> So, yeah. If you guys were wondering how
- 1:03:19the other team went.
- 1:03:21>> Hard fit picked though. SOMEBODY GET BRO
- 1:03:23UP CUZ BRO JUST DIED ON THE SPOT.
- 1:03:26>> PICKED UP.
- 1:03:28>> SIR, do you have any extra fishies back
- 1:03:29there?
- 1:03:30>> Oh yeah, Ron. You got you got to have
- 1:03:31that.
- 1:03:34[laughter]
- 1:03:36>> Come on. You got that.
- 1:03:39[laughter]
- 1:03:47[laughter]
- 1:03:50He just teased you with it, too. He just
- 1:03:52slapped over your tongue, man.
- 1:03:54[laughter]
- 1:03:55>> That was so good,
- 1:03:56>> sir.
- 1:03:56>> So, don't even slap on my tongue. Come
- 1:03:58on.
- 1:03:58>> He needs to do the same thing.
- 1:04:00[laughter]
- 1:04:02>> Don't be a dirty little dog. Come on.
- 1:04:03Don't do that.
- 1:04:04>> Talk dirty.
- 1:04:05>> Oh, no.
- 1:04:09>> Careful. Careful.
- 1:04:11[laughter]
- 1:04:11>> No, don't do that.
- 1:04:14>> Oh,
- 1:04:16no.
- 1:04:17>> That is so good. Good luck with the
- 1:04:19boys. I'm not going to lie, bro. Try
- 1:04:22this [clears throat] once before. Yeah,
- 1:04:23>> cuz it's like such we don't finish that.
- 1:04:27>> It's such a weird consistency. That's
- 1:04:29good. That's going to be good as hell.
- 1:04:34>> I know. That's good. Was that chewy?
- 1:04:35>> It is a little bit, but it's not bad.
- 1:04:37>> What the
- 1:04:40[laughter] You didn't even get
- 1:04:43>> that ASMR.
- 1:04:46>> Oh my god. Wait, sir. Yeah.
- 1:04:48>> Can you play in the bowl a little? Like
- 1:04:49just like
- 1:04:50>> Oh, no. No. No.
- 1:04:51>> It actually sounds squishy.
- 1:04:55>> Yeah.
- 1:04:56>> Good.
- 1:04:56>> Like a lot of people love it.
- 1:04:58>> It's pretty good. It's actually good.
- 1:04:59>> It's cold.
- 1:05:00>> No, it's just
- 1:05:02It's literally just You taste more
- 1:05:04seaweed than anything.
- 1:05:05>> Yeah. Not bad. But again, I wouldn't
- 1:05:08order that. You know what I mean? But it
- 1:05:09was good. Oh, I'm going to be honest.
- 1:05:12I'm going be really honest. I don't know
- 1:05:13about this one. I don't even know if I
- 1:05:14can do it. I'm not feeling it.
- 1:05:16>> I've done it one. I've done a wness and
- 1:05:18I'm just That's not it for me, man.
- 1:05:21>> It's like kind of escaping. It looks
- 1:05:22like
- 1:05:23>> very interesting like quality. I just
- 1:05:25>> You might like You might like it. You
- 1:05:26genuinely might like it.
- 1:05:27>> Okay. If I don't like I don't want to be
- 1:05:29disrespectful, though.
- 1:05:29>> No, but you'll be fine. You'll be fine.
- 1:05:31It's not like that. It's not like that.
- 1:05:32>> Look at all the other stuff.
- 1:05:33>> Yeah, I told you.
- 1:05:35>> Oh, a little Terry there. A little
- 1:05:36teeyed.
- 1:05:37>> Yeah.
- 1:05:38>> Really not bad. It just melted away
- 1:05:40though.
- 1:05:41>> It just put a lot of pieces
- 1:05:45on mine. You guys hyped it up so much
- 1:05:46that was bad it made me overthink eating
- 1:05:48it.
- 1:05:48>> 3 2 1 Oh [laughter]
- 1:05:51>> Just do it.
- 1:05:52>> I'm good. Yeah. Oh my god. Swimming.
- 1:05:54Swimming. Swimming is
- 1:05:56>> not a fish.
- 1:05:56>> It just dissolves. Dennis just
- 1:05:58dissolves.
- 1:05:59>> Yeah.
- 1:06:01>> No.
- 1:06:03I'm not a fan at all.
- 1:06:04>> Someone told me it's like sperm.
- 1:06:06>> It is.
- 1:06:07>> It's all It's all real.
- 1:06:10>> It's reproductive organs.
- 1:06:11>> I'm not even kidding.
- 1:06:12>> So why did you not tell me?
- 1:06:13>> Okay. Well, I think that's the food
- 1:06:15done. Yo, we're going to remember this
- 1:06:16in 10 years. 2026 in 5 years from now.
- 1:06:21He'll be in the ditch.
- 1:06:24>> Yeah, you're already here first.
- 1:06:26>> Do I have hunger eyes?
- 1:06:28[laughter]
- 1:06:29>> Hunger.
- 1:06:31Another fish I'm not really liking the
- 1:06:33look of. But again, it's not really
- 1:06:34about the look. It's about the feel and
- 1:06:37touch and the personality, of course. Is
- 1:06:39this chocolate on it, sir? No, it's not
- 1:06:41chocolate on the sush.
- 1:06:44No, don't do that. Here we go again. Cuz
- 1:06:48now it turns into like tasting food to
- 1:06:50just like
- 1:06:51>> Hey, don't we just rip? Come on.
- 1:06:52>> What fish is it?
- 1:06:53>> Yeah.
- 1:06:54>> Seal.
- 1:06:55>> Seal.
- 1:06:56>> Seal.
- 1:06:56>> Seal.
- 1:06:57>> Where else would the eel be? [laughter]
- 1:07:01>> Oh, what is that sauce?
- 1:07:02>> It's chocolate.
- 1:07:03>> Is it dead ass?
- 1:07:04>> It's like a eel sauce. I'm looking at
- 1:07:06that. I'm trolling. That one low key.
- 1:07:10That one was weird to me.
- 1:07:13[laughter]
- 1:07:14>> He's dying.
- 1:07:15>> No, you got it. Don't be surprised.
- 1:07:18>> He's loving it.
- 1:07:19>> No, you got to go. Just swallow. Go.
- 1:07:22>> No water.
- 1:07:22>> Oh, no. [laughter]
- 1:07:24>> Might start swimming away.
- 1:07:27>> No garlic. No, no, no, no. [laughter]
- 1:07:30>> That bill is around 15 million yen.
- 1:07:34>> It's over $1,000.
- 1:07:35>> Over $1,000
- 1:07:36>> for just me and you. Yeah.
- 1:07:38>> All right. So, what was the best thing
- 1:07:39you had today?
- 1:07:40>> The tuna. The tuna is the greatest
- 1:07:42there.
- 1:07:42>> Yeah. Tuna was the best thing. The fatty
- 1:07:44one, right? The fatty tuna. Yeah. Okay.
- 1:07:46What about the whole day? I'm going to
- 1:07:47be honest, that Wagyu sandwich to me,
- 1:07:51one of the best things I ever had in my
- 1:07:52life ever.
- 1:07:53>> Can I be honest with you?
- 1:07:55>> You're the best thing that I've had
- 1:07:56today.
- 1:07:56>> I love that.
- 1:07:57>> I'm going to have you later tonight.
- 1:08:00>> I hope the poor boys um had a fun time
- 1:08:02today. I had a great time. First time in
- 1:08:04Japan. Got to spend the day with hubby.
- 1:08:06Um I'm tired.
- 1:08:08>> I'm tired of
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