Company Meeting Stereotypes — Transcript

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1. 0:00Tripp the Dominator: Hey, I was on this date the other night, and we were at this
2. 0:03restaurant,
3. 0:04Tyler the Leader: Alright guys. Are you guys ready to get started?
4. 0:05Tripp the Dominator: Hang on a second.
5. 0:06Tyler the Leader: Tripp, are you ready to get started, buddy?
6. 0:07Tripp the Dominator: Ok you guys. We're all here, we should start.
7. 0:10[Music Intro: 00:10 to 00:13]
8. 0:14Tyler the Leader: Alright, thanks for coming guys. I just wanted to take a few minutes,
9. 0:17and talk about some ideas for the marketing strategy this year. So, if you got one, just
10. 0:22throw it out there. I'd love to hear them.
11. 0:23The Time Nazi: Yeah, how long is this meeting supposed to last? The schedule wasn't
12. 0:27exactly clear.
13. 0:28Tyler the Leader: We should be out of here in thirty.
14. 0:31The Time Nazi: Is that approximate? Or,
15. 0:32Get Here When You Can Guy: Hey guys. Sorry, I'm a couple of minutes late. I got
16. 0:35caught in traffic.
17. 0:36The Time Nazi: Seven minutes, actually. A couple is two.
18. 0:39Get Here When You Can Guy: Ok.
19. 0:40Tyler the Leader: So what we're doing is coming up with some ideas for our new
20. 0:41marketing strategy.
21. 0:42Get Here When You Can Guy: Sure.
22. 0:43Tyler the Leader: Anyone?
23. 0:43Nancy the Negator: I think we should implement Pinterest.
24. 0:45Carol the Underachieving Scribe: Oh, that's a fun idea.
25. 0:47Ol' Thin Skin: What about a publicity event in the park?
26. 0:49Nancy the Negator: Interesting, but how are you going to plan around the weather?
27. 0:51What if it rains?
28. 0:53Ol' Thin Skin: So, well party in the rain.
29. 0:55Tyler the Leader: Ok, I just want to emphasize, there's no bad ideas here. We're just
30. 0:58brainstorming.
31. 0:59Nancy the Negator: Yeah, I'm just really thinking that it'll be a huge waste of money to
32. 1:01try to plan around the weather.
33. 1:03Ol' Thin Skin: Yeah, ok, we get your concerns, Nancy. Thank you.
34. 1:06Tyler the Leader: Ok, does anyone else have an idea, Ephraim?
35. 1:10W. T. Ephraim: I've always wanted to see rain fall down all at once, in a big splash,
36. 1:16instead of small drops over time. I mean, think how it could impact the irrigation system.
37. 1:23Tyler the Leader: Ok, Terry?
38. 1:26Terry the Rambler: Well, I have an idea from my previous job, that I had last year, let
39. 1:30me take that back a little bit. I have this wonderful idea, but it doesn't really make sense
40. 1:36unless I just take it back a second, and bring it forward, together. It was like three weeks
41. 1:41ago, that I remember, he said something that I couldn't understand,
42. 1:46Tripp the Dominator: Hold on a second, Terry. Hold on. Thanks for pointing. Here's
43. 1:48what we need to do, ok? Lauren, you got this?
44. 1:51Lauren the Social Worker: [Ignoring the meeting while on multiple devices]
45. 1:53Tripp the Dominator: We do a video submission contest on YouTube.
46. 1:55Nancy the Negator: Oh, that's been done.
47. 1:56Tripp the Dominator: It'll be on Facebook, it'll be on Pinterest, it'll be on Twitter.
48. 1:59Nancy the Negator: If we do something with technology, we lose the senior
49. 2:01demographic.
50. 2:02Tripp the Dominator: So, you guys want to see an example?
51. 2:03The Time Nazi: Shouldn't we be moving on to the next topic? I mean, it's already a
52. 2:07quarter after.
53. 2:07W. T. Ephraim: Ha, a quarter after. That's funny.
54. 2:10Tripp the Dominator: Uh, who knows how to put this on the screen, up there, because I
55. 2:13want you to see all the details? Do we have cable? Does this cable work?
56. 2:17Tyler the Leader: I think that's power. In think this one.
57. 2:21Terry the Rambler: [Unknown]
58. 2:22Nancy the Negator: That cord's not going to be long enough.
59. 2:23Tyler the Leader: Does that remote go to the TV?
60. 2:25Tripp the Dominator: Plenty of time guys, no rush.
61. 2:27Nancy the Negator: [Unknown]
62. 2:28W. T. Ephraim: I got a green marker.
63. 2:29Tripp the Dominator: Call the IT guy.
64. 2:30Tyler the Leader: Wait, turn what off and back on? Hello?
65. 2:33Ol' Thin Skin: Ok, I've got it working.
66. 2:35Tripp the Dominator: Good Play. Ok, now imagine hundreds of those floating around
67. 2:41the web. Do you actually want to watch it one more time?
68. 2:43Terry the Rambler: No, please.
69. 2:44Tyler the Leader: Tripp, I think you're onto something with this idea. I really like it.
70. 2:47Carol, did you get that down?
71. 2:47Carol the Underachieving Scribe: Yeah, I got it.
72. 2:48Tyler the Leader: Sorry, what is c, test, up, sub, yt, prz?
73. 2:53Carol the Underachieving Scribe: Well, I'm abbreviating, to make room for all these
74. 2:55great ideas. Contest, uploading it to YouTube, funniest, and you can get a prize.
75. 3:02Tyler the Leader: Wait, where are the other ideas?
76. 3:04Carol the Underachieving Scribe: [Point to her own head]
77. 3:05The Time Nazi: And, time.
78. 3:07Tyler the Leader: Hey, where are you all going? We still have one hundred percent of
79. 3:12the things to accomplish.
80. 3:13Tyler: One of the biggest hassles in all of life is, when you're in a meeting, and you're
81. 3:19trying to get what's on the computer screen, to be on the big screen. Well, it's doesn't
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83. 3:26Tripp: Hold on a second. I don't know what you're doing here, but I just want to tell
84. 3:27you, real quick, about something called AIRTAME. It's a device that allows you to
85. 3:30wirelessly send something from your computer, to a bigger screen, in a meeting, making
86. 3:35life way easier. Go ahead.
87. 3:37Tyler: That's, that's what I was saying.
88. 3:39Tripp: Oh. Well, I probably did it better. Click here if you want to see more about
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