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0:00I think
0:02WE'RE GOOD.
0:04NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT AGAIN.
0:11IT'S THE closing shift.
0:14Before we start, I got to get in the
0:16uniform, guys. I got an apron
0:19for my shift. We're clocking in today.
0:21I'm ready for work. No LVEs around here,
0:24guys.
0:25All right, let's get started playing the
0:29closing shift. New game loading in big
0:32old letters so we don't miss it. Nice.
0:34My eyesight is quite bad. Oh, no.
0:37I'll be late for work. All right, I'm
0:39going to pay attention to the controls
0:40this time cuz last time I played a
0:42Chilla's Art game, I got really confused
0:45by the controls. So, WASD, very No,
0:49okay, okay, tab is tab is for inventory.
0:51I think that's what we got confused on
0:52last time. I should be on my car by now.
0:55Ooh, grippers out grippers out
0:57immediately. Chilla, I know who you are.
1:00I know what you are. All right, cozy
1:03little apartment. If this were LA or New
1:06York City, this would probably be $5,000
1:08a month, but I believe we're in Japan.
1:10So, it's probably $500 a month
1:13relatively.
1:14Yeah, it's it's it's tight. It's it's
1:16real tight. Uh little bit different
1:19difficult to let guests in if you're if
1:21you've got ramen on the stove, but you
1:22know what? Honestly kind of cozy. Let's
1:24get our little shoes on. Should we do
1:26the green slippers today? Or no, I guess
1:28those would be the house shoes. So, I
1:30guess we're putting on our little black
1:31boots. I didn't even notice this old
1:32door. Oh, we we chill up here. We go to
1:34bed up here. I like the loft bed
1:36situation. That does save space. I think
1:38we should leave. I don't think we have
1:38anything else to do. Let's head to work.
1:42I'm assuming Oh, yeah, I'm assuming that
1:44since we're working at cafe coffee shop,
1:48um it's called the closing shift. So, I
1:51guess we're just Oh, this game is dark.
1:54I think both in subject matter and in
1:55lighting. I guess we'll just go down the
1:57stairs.
1:58Ooh.
2:00Somebody's jamming out. Respect.
2:03Oh.
2:05Someone's phone.
2:08That someone is now me. My phone now.
2:11Finders keepers. Hello, did someone drop
2:14a cellular device? Well, that's too damn
2:17bad. It's mine now. Is this my little
2:19car? Is this my cute little car? How do
2:21I get in? Hmm.
2:23Oh, oh, hello. Hello.
2:26Oh, he's looking for something. Oh, is
2:27this your phone, brother? Hey, brother.
2:30Excuse me.
2:31Excuse me.
2:33Oh, hi.
2:35Hello. Hey, uh are you looking for
2:38something?
2:39Well, I found this.
2:42Give me me it.
2:45Not very polite. Well, I hope that was
2:48actually your phone and you weren't just
2:50an opportunist.
2:51>> My phone now. Finders keepers.
2:54>> back away slowly now.
2:58Just a very troubled-looking stranger.
3:01I'm going to
3:03go ahead and get my car now. You have a
3:06nice day, sir. Okay. Well, I'm glad it's
3:09my car and not someone else's. I love
3:11how reflective
3:12um
3:14the lighting's a bit crazy, but
3:16everything everything's very reflective.
3:18Oh, we've been in this coffee shop
3:20before when we played Parasocial. I love
3:22that the games are kind of connected in
3:24the same universe. It's fun. The
3:25universe being real life where women are
3:28often uh stalked and experience horror
3:31movies for real. So, that's great. And
3:34let me just close the door behind me.
3:36And we are closed. Closed for business.
3:39Let's see what we got to do around here.
3:41Lovely lovely pastries that I assume
3:43we're going to just have to throw out
3:45cuz that's how coffee shops
3:47unfortunately operate is they just I
3:49Here's Here's a gripe that I have. Put
3:51away my stuff and talk to
3:53Senpai. What?
3:55Apparently like a lot of coffee shops
3:57like Starbucks and places like that,
3:59they don't let their employees take
4:02leftover food home. Like employees will
4:04actually get in trouble for that. Like
4:06they have to throw it away, which I'm
4:08just like that that's like cartoonishly
4:10evil, right? Oh, it is DVD logoing.
4:13Put away my stuff and talk to Senpai.
4:16Okay. Ice refrigerator. Those are big
4:19old chunks of ice. I love it. It's very
4:22clearly just like a PNG of some ice.
4:25I love that. It's so charming. Let me
4:27put away I'm assuming I'm supposed to
4:28Oh.
4:29Howdy, howdy. What's up? Sorry, I'm
4:32late. Funahashi Senpai. Oh, be careful.
4:35Next time I'm going to tell the manager.
4:38I am very sorry. I'll be careful. Being
4:41careful is not enough.
4:44Tell me you won't be late.
4:46Do you understand?
4:48Yes, sir. I will not be late again.
4:51You also mess up some orders, don't you?
4:55If you have any trouble with the order,
4:57there are some tutorial videos for you.
4:59So, look through it. Okay, I'll take a
5:01look. Oh, and one more thing,
5:04make sure to leave your phone in the
5:06locker. You better not be texting anyone
5:09during work. Yes, sir. I think that's a
5:11dumb rule, too, especially if I'm like
5:12on a closing shift. No one's around.
5:15Like it's slow hours. Like why why would
5:18I not be able to be on my phone? Damn.
5:20Recipes.
5:21That's just instructions floating across
5:23the street screen. Okay,
5:25okay, this looks pretty simple. Oh,
5:27never mind. The salted caramel mocha
5:30looks like if I was on shift and someone
5:31asked that, I would start crying
5:33immediately. Oh, this is going to be
5:34fun. I'm going to mess up a lot of
5:35orders. Okay, let's let's look through
5:37the tutorials. Let's be a good little
5:39employee. I love all the little purple
5:41chinchillas. I'm assuming cuz
5:44the name is the developer's name is
5:45Chilla's Art. That's cute. That's cute.
5:47It's like their presence watching over
5:49us. Ooh, creepy backrooms.
5:52Love it.
5:55Hmm, I wonder if there's going to be a
5:57part of the game where the lights are
5:59going to go out and I'm going to have to
6:01flip the breaker. Hmm, I wonder if
6:04that's going to happen.
6:06Oh, that's going to suck. Okay, what's
6:08out here? Sorry, guys, I know that I
6:09have things that I need to do, but I
6:10kind of want to just explore the area
6:12before and so I know where stuff is when
6:15I need it. So, this is where the trash
6:17is. Okay, the breaker's in this
6:20backrooms like famous video game.
6:23There's a little TV, video cassette
6:25player. Okay, pastries are there. Got
6:28it.
6:29Thank you, Leto. You're distracting me
6:33from my tutorial. What the hell? I'm
6:35already confused. That's it. Okay,
6:38okay. Let's do the hot drink tutorial.
6:40Why do I need a tutorial on how to
6:43drink?
6:45Am I right, guys? Get a cup, put the hot
6:48drink in it. Oh, there's a little
6:49fridge. Okay, I didn't even see that.
6:51Okay, the little fridge is kind of
6:52disguised a little bit. Oh, dude, we're
6:54going to get fired. I'm so [ __ ]
6:56fired. I get It is kind of similar to
6:58the Boba Tea game that we that we
7:00played. Guys, stop shipping with me with
7:01capitalism. I'll turn off the street
7:03this this the stream. I'll turn it off.
7:06I'll take it out. All right, and then
7:07cold drink. Probably really similar to
7:09what we've played before. Wage slave
7:11simulator.
7:13Yeah, it's going to really suck that
7:14we're not going to have our phones on us
7:16because I assume that no one's going to
7:19be creepy or weird towards us at all and
7:22not having our phone and not being able
7:24to call for help in any way is going to
7:26be great. It's going to be just fine. I
7:30think we're ready. We put our stuff
7:32phone in the locker like we're in
7:34freaking school. Okay, there's a
7:37cleaning products here. Keep everything
7:39nice and tidy. What in the heck into my
7:41boss's computer? There's a folder on
7:43here that says do not open. What kind of
7:46weird [ __ ] is he watching? That's what I
7:48want to know. Okay. We got a customer.
7:50Let's go.
7:53Ooh, soothing jazz
7:55for my soul. Thank you so much.
7:58Did you say Chilla's Coffee? I've never
8:01been to one of these fancy places
8:03before. I feel uneasy. There's something
8:07strange about this place.
8:10My daughter seems to be a fan of this
8:12place and now I'm here. However,
8:15uh I'll leave the drinks to you.
8:18Oh, and I'd like to get two of them.
8:22Would you want a latte and a coffee?
8:24Uh uh that'll be just fine. It's really
8:27uncomfortable here.
8:30However, can you charge such a price for
8:33something like this? Typical boomer.
8:36Sorry, buddy, the economy wasn't what it
8:37was when you were a wee boy. So, he just
8:41make he he just wants two drinks,
8:44non-specific drinks? You're getting two
8:46drip coffees, brother. Okay, hot cup
8:48lids.
8:50Hot cup.
8:51Coffee dispenser. He seems like an old
8:53boomer. I feel like he's going to want
8:55just like a basic basic coffee. He did
8:57not specify what type of drink he
8:59wanted, right? He just said make Oh, he
9:00said a latte and a coffee. Oh, order
9:02sticker. Okay, here we go. Okay. How do
9:05I look at this? Ooh, I should have paid
9:07closer attention. Oh, the screen was so
9:09tiny. Okay. Anybody creeping and
9:11stalking? Oh, inventory button. Thank
9:13you. Thank you, chat. Okay, order
9:15sticker. That's how we do. Okay, got it.
9:17Coffee and a latte. Okay. Okay, so I
9:20already did one correctly, right? Cuz he
9:22just one of them's just a coffee. Yeah,
9:25okay, so I technically did the right
9:26thing. All right, put a lid on that. Put
9:29a lid on that. Ready to serve cup. Okay,
9:31great. And now a latte, which I think
9:33should be still Oh, we just add steamed
9:35milk. Okay, yeah, not bad at all. Thank
9:37you, chat. Aren't y'all good little wage
9:39slaves? Y'all are so good at this
9:41already.
9:43Um milk Oh, this it looks like we have
9:45to assemble
9:46things. Oh, no.
9:49Oh, no. Hold up. Hold up. WHY DO THEY
9:51STACK? NO. OKAY, HOLD UP. UH-OH, GUYS, I
9:53think I messed up. Okay, hold up. Okay,
9:56let's place Okay, this is where we
9:58assemble stuff. I'm getting it. I'm
9:59getting it, y'all. Put the tags on the
10:01cup. Okay. Oh, I'm just putting this
10:03stuff in my inventory, not using it. My
10:05bad. Okay, we got to lock in. We got to
10:08lock in, guys. Okay, my bad. So, we have
10:11to steam the milk. I'm already failing.
10:13Which one of these is I think Is this
10:15the steamer? No, it's not.
10:17Where is the steamer? Oh, we got to put
10:19it in the milk pitcher first?
10:26Help, guys. How do we add things to
10:29other things? It's just putting it in my
10:31inventory. And we lost the coffee.
10:35WHAT THE HELL? Hold on. I think what I
10:38think the coffee just disappeared. I
10:40don't think we're on a timer, so let's
10:42just take the time to figure out how to
10:43do these orders before we progress the
10:45game. Oh, he took the coffee. Okay,
10:48that's fine then. Good. So, we can just
10:50move on to the next one. The order seems
10:52to be we prep it over here, we put it on
10:53here, we put the sticker on, and then he
10:55takes it. We have to figure out which
10:57one is the steamer. Milk pitchers,
11:01blender. I don't see a steamer. Oh, yeah
11:04yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Okay, okay,
11:05okay.
11:06I'm figuring it out. Don't worry, guys.
11:07We got it. We got it. We got it. Average
11:10gamer versus common sense challenge
11:12impossible. This has a very precise
11:14order that we have to do things, or else
11:16it just does not work. So, we got to We
11:18got to lock in, chat. We got to lock in.
11:19Okay. Oh, no, we put Okay, okay, we got
11:22to start over. We got to throw this
11:24[ __ ]
11:25Okay, sorry, guys. I'm not Apparently
11:28non-binary enough to be a good barista.
11:30My bad. They're going to revoke my
11:32non-binary card with how bad this
11:33[ __ ] latte is. All right. All right,
11:35chat. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, let's
11:38put that there.
11:40Let's Let's steam the milk. This old man
11:42is quite patient. Props to him for that.
11:45How do I get the steamed milk into the
11:46cup? It does not seem to want to Maybe
11:49if we put it down right here. I think
11:50that worked. Coffee plus steamed milk.
11:53That should be a latte, right? I think
11:54we got it. We stick on it. Does he take
11:56it?
11:58Oh, he does NOT LIKE IT. WHAT? DID I DO
12:01something wrong? Oh, THE LID. MY DUMB
12:04ASS. There we go. All right. Okay.
12:09Thank you. All right, it's all right. We
12:12got it. We just have to do a very
12:13specific order, and if we don't do it,
12:15then it will not work. So, that's okay.
12:16I think we got it. Can we just
12:18appreciate the soothing jazz for a
12:19moment before the horrors begin? Not so
12:22much as a please or thank you, by the
12:23way. Not even a grunt of approval. God
12:26damn, sir. That hurt my feelings. It
12:29looks like we have to pick things up and
12:31put it on this mat to put other things
12:33in it.
12:35Oh, [ __ ]
12:36YOU ARE LIGHT ON YOUR FEET, YOUNG LADY.
12:38All right. Did you hear the news? I hear
12:40stalker cases are on the rise. It's
12:43scary. A woman like me, you see, I have
12:45to be careful.
12:47All the guys are always staring at me,
12:49so hey, a diva that knows her worth. We
12:51love that. You be careful, too. Well,
12:54you don't have to worry as much as I do.
12:59Excuse me? In any with your chin jutting
13:03at a at a 90° angle away from your face
13:07with that ugly ass JCPenney
13:11white sweater?
13:13Don't come for me. You don't have to
13:14worry as much as I do, but you should
13:15watch out either way. Uh a dark mocha
13:19chip chillapuccino, please. And I'm
13:21going to make you wait on it.
13:23Let me tell you, I'm going to take my
13:25sweet ass time with this one. Let me
13:27tell you, ma'am. You've never seen a
13:30non-binary barista this unskilled
13:32before. Watch it. Watch and learn. Oh,
13:34this top one here. Blended ice. Um of
13:38course she had a difficult order. Get
13:39ice, and then we need to blend it.
13:42Oh, brother in Christ. We got a bunch of
13:44ice on us, but I don't think we can put
13:46it directly Oh, oh, in the cups. Okay.
13:48Yep, yep, yep. Props for realism, man.
13:50They They do not let you skip a step.
13:52This reminds me so much of when um I
13:55took my first computer science class,
13:58and we had this very basic
14:00like exercise where we had to explain to
14:04a computer how written instructions on
14:07how to do a basic task, like making a
14:09peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It was
14:11so easy to mess up. You cannot make any
14:14assumptions about the computer's
14:15knowledge. You have to put every single
14:17step in there. This game is a good
14:19example of that. Um let's see. So, we
14:22have blended ice, and then we just need
14:24a coffee, I think, right? Blended ice
14:27plus coffee plus milk plus chocolate
14:28sauce plus cocoa powder.
14:31I'm going to make you wait, honey.
14:33Everyone's telling me to spit in the
14:34drink. Unfortunately, she has a direct
14:36line of sight on me. We could give her
14:38decaf just to ruin her day. She's going
14:40to be all day She's going to be thinking
14:42like, "What the hell? Like I got coffee
14:44this morning. Why do I feel like shit?"
14:45Mind games. Mind games, guys. Two steps
14:49ahead always. Okay, I think that should
14:51be good.
14:53Throw a lid on that [ __ ] and send it
14:55off with love, even though it was not
14:57ordered with love. Not Not so much as a
14:59word of thank you? Oh, man, someone
15:02pulled up in the kidnapper van. Anyone
15:04peeping and stalking? Okay. Oh my god,
15:06they're piling in.
15:08What is this? A boy band?
15:10What are we doing here? A matcha cake,
15:11please.
15:13Stop pushing me. A salted caramel mocha?
15:16Then I'll have a matcha chillapuccino.
15:20You always can't finish your drink, so
15:22let's share, man. Gay. Sure, let's do
15:25that.
15:26One pumpkin cake. I think I'll have
15:28something to eat, too. You can order
15:29first. I'll have um hot cocoa. Hot
15:34cocoa? Are you serious? I don't have any
15:37money right now.
15:39You should have said that first. Come
15:40on, I'll buy you one. What do you want
15:42to drink? Aw, what sweet What sweet
15:44caring boys. They love each other so
15:46much. Yes, but Just say it. He's got
15:50money.
15:51No, it's not like that, but really
15:52anything is fine. Can y'all MAKE UP YOUR
15:54GODDAMN MINDS?
15:56UH REALLY, I WANT A WHITE MOCHA. OKAY,
15:59any food? No, uh just the drink.
16:03Aw, come on. Let's order some food. I'm
16:05just like
16:08Uh okay, AMERICAN WAFFLES. LET'S GO!
16:11YES! SORRY.
16:13THE PATRIOTISM OVERTOOK ME. I heard
16:15American waffles, got excited. Waffles!
16:19Uh thanks, both of you. Hey, what are
16:21you looking at? Did you hear that noise?
16:23What noise?
16:25Noise? What noise? I didn't hear it,
16:28either.
16:29Uh it's probably nothing. It must be
16:31your imagination. It happens from time
16:33to time. Ha ha ha ha. Sis, I've made up
16:36my mind. An apple pie. Oh, is it normal
16:39to refer to like someone that are that's
16:41like close to your age as a peer as like
16:44sis? I noticed that in the boba tea
16:46game, as well. The little girl that kept
16:47coming up to the counter kept referring
16:49to us like we were like a sister, but I
16:51don't think we were literally her
16:52sister. That's kind of sweet. I like
16:54that. I guess like I kind of like a sign
16:55of respect to like someone who's a
16:57little older than a peer. I like that.
16:59That's That's a really sweet thing.
17:00Okay. Will that be all? Yes, that's all.
17:04So, I'm assuming these are like
17:05school-aged, like what would be like
17:07high school boys here in the US. Okay.
17:10Oh, shoot.
17:12I believe it was this middle option,
17:14right? They had a lot of stuff. One
17:17matcha This seems right. Yeah.
17:20Wow.
17:22Can't believe you remembered all that.
17:24We'll be waiting. Guys, uh
17:27I think we're [ __ ]
17:29That is a huge [ __ ] order. Okay,
17:31let's just do this one at a time. I want
17:33to throw I This is bad, but I'm going to
17:34throw everything else in the trash cuz
17:36I'm I'm getting My inventory is getting
17:37full. I HOPE MY BOSS DOESN'T see this.
17:40I'm throwing a bunch of random [ __ ]
17:41away. My bad. My bad. We're going to
17:43lock the [ __ ] in. We're going to be the
17:45best non-binary barista that's ever
17:46been. It's in my genetics, y'all. I
17:48can't fight it. One day One day I will
17:50become an amazing barista. It's going to
17:52set in late in life, but that's fine.
17:54Guys, by the time we're done with this,
17:55we're going to be a pro. Yep.
17:58Ooh. Ooh, I love that sound. Little ASMR
18:01for y'all. Blended ice, milk, matcha
18:02powder, whipped cream. I think we got
18:03it. All right, that's one. And there's
18:05your order.
18:07Boopity boop boop boop boop. All right,
18:08next one. Lock in the [ __ ] in. Locking
18:10the [ __ ] in. Matcha chiffon
18:13cake. I am not a cultured enough to know
18:16what the hell that is, but I I do know
18:18my my Miss American Pie and American
18:20waffle. The idea of just a waffle just
18:23sitting in there is so funny to me.
18:25Okay. All right, chat. I'm figuring this
18:28out. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Though we
18:30don't be squeezing any lemons around
18:31here, cuz this is a coffee shop, not a
18:33lemonade stand. Boom bada bang. That's
18:36the sound of your minds exploding
18:38because I'm so goddamn good at this.
18:40Salted caramel mocha. Okay, this is the
18:42one that's a bit of a pain in the ass.
18:43Salted caramel mocha. GOD DAMN.
18:47These kids these days. I know that the
18:49caramel sauce is in there. Oh, no. Was
18:51it sauce or syrup? [ __ ] IT WAS WHY DO
18:54WE HAVE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS? THAT'S
18:56CONFUSING AS [ __ ] WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
18:58BETWEEN CARAMEL SAUCE AND CARAMEL SYRUP?
19:01[ __ ] CHAT, it's fine.
19:03Chat, I'm actually
19:05I'm actually fine. Who keeps slamming
19:07THESE DOORS IN MY FACE? WHO'S the
19:08rapscallion shutting doors when I am
19:11unawares? I Do you pay bills to be
19:14slamming doors in this in this
19:15establishment? I don't think so.
19:17Hazelnut syrup? Who nutted in this
19:19syrup? What the hell? Nope, that's the
19:22last step. We're so close, y'all. And
19:23then I get my non-binary barista
19:26license, and everyone claps and cheers.
19:28Boom shakalaka. Try not to faint from
19:31how impressive that was. American
19:32waffle. America.
19:35[ __ ] yeah. This one's on the house.
19:37Good patriotic boys get free waffles.
19:39How about that? And American apple pie.
19:42Don't make me break out into song. My my
19:45Miss American Pie. Take your American
19:49apple pie and leave the counter. No,
19:51thank you. Die. I hope you guys fail
19:54your exams, ungrateful little little
19:56little children moonwalking out of this
19:58establishment without so much as a thank
20:00you. Where are your parents? Oh.
20:03What's up? Here's my order. It's just
20:06like a scrolled in crayon paper. Whoa.
20:10Whoa, I can I can close doors from so
20:12far away. Check this [ __ ] out.
20:15OH, [ __ ]
20:18WHOA.
20:20OH, JUST A LATTE. THANK YOU. Now I know
20:22Now I understand why sometimes baristas
20:24get on TikTok all tilted. Cuz somebody
20:26comes in here with a bunch of syrup and
20:28and and wants me to put together a sugar
20:31a sugar supreme surprise in in and the
20:34in the evening like a maniac? I am going
20:36to log into my TikTok account and have
20:39some words for them. And a little kiss
20:41on the forehead for you, sir.
20:46Uh hey.
20:47I'm a private investigator.
20:50You spot anything suspicious around the
20:51area?
20:53There have been numerous reports of
20:54people getting harassed.
20:56I was wondering if you seen anything in
20:58the store.
20:59Not that I know of. Gives me his card.
21:02Call me if something ever happens. Try
21:04closing the store early if you don't
21:06want to get in trouble.
21:08Yeah, I'm pretty sure my boss isn't just
21:09going to casually let me do that, but
21:11thanks. It's a nice thought. Well, I
21:14feel super safe now.
21:16Oh, that was very eerie how the music
21:18just shut off like that.
21:19Can I get on my phone now, please? No.
21:23Okay. Sweep up the floor. Oh my god.
21:26Someone just took a [ __ ] at the
21:28register. OH, OKAY. FESS UP. Who took a
21:31[ __ ] at the register? COME ON, FESS UP.
21:33The uh
21:35utter silence uh is definitely not not
21:38fun. Doesn't Doesn't put me in a good
21:41frame of mind. Where Where's the other
21:43poo poo place? Okay.
21:45The sweepity sweep.
21:51BUT I WHAT DID I SAY? THEY WERE GOING TO
21:54HAVE ME check the breaker in the back
21:56room. Okay. I knew it. I knew they were
21:59going to pull this [ __ ] Why else would
22:01they have a breaker if not to make me go
22:03flip it? Oh, the hell? What the hell?
22:06WHO'S SPILLING MILK BACK HERE? WHAT THE
22:09[ __ ] ARE YOU PAYING BILLS to be
22:11spilling milk all Damn. What is this
22:14Hansel and Gretel? The great spilt milk
22:17adventures? Who the [ __ ] is leaving a
22:19trail of spilled milk for me? Wasting
22:22inventory? Like I haven't just been
22:24chucking things in the trash. I guess
22:26the power just mysteriously
22:30turned off.
22:32And then
22:33milk appeared on the floor. HELLO OUT
22:36THERE.
22:38FRIEND OR FOE?
22:40NO, I don't like that [ __ ] at not one
22:41bit. Somebody spilling milk in my cafe?
22:43More likely than you think. I don't [ __ ]
22:46with that, not one bit. I think I was
22:47just about to leave, right? Oh, that we
22:49supposed to put the milk back. That
22:51seems unsanitary, but okay. Don't worry
22:54about the floor milk, y'all. 11:15.
22:57Hello.
22:59POV, you're the spilt milk. Hello.
23:05Okay.
23:07Well, that hap-
23:09Well, that happened. Should we watch a
23:11little a little a little TV? I guess
23:13it's the next shift. Off we go. This is
23:16such unsafe architecture
23:19for women to traverse late at night. Uh
23:22it's so dark, unlit. There's so many
23:25corners for people to hide behind. Like
23:27if if I lived in apartment like this, I
23:29would have my flashlight on my phone on.
23:32This is so and I'd be loud as hell,
23:35stomping, jangling keys, head held high
23:39and alert. You will not catch me
23:41slipping coming down those stairs unless
23:43I literally slip
23:45and fall and bust my ass. Anybody
23:47lurking by the car? Anybody under the
23:49car? Coming for my Achilles tendon?
23:52Anybody be a little freak weirdo?
23:55Hello. Okay. Well, to work we go.
23:58Hopefully senpai isn't mad at me today.
24:02Senpai, I'm sorry I'm late.
24:05Whoa. Hey, seriously.
24:07You're late again. Did you ever sleep?
24:10Uh I'm so sorry.
24:13No, not I'm so sorry.
24:16I want you to not be late.
24:19Damn, dude. This is the second time.
24:23I'm sorry.
24:25A little more enthusiasm would help,
24:27don't you think?
24:29Why don't you ask your mama to WAKE YOU
24:31UP? DAMN. DON'T BRING MY MAMA INTO THIS.
24:37HELLO.
24:40DAMN, he was out lickety-split. He was
24:42pissed he had to stay on the clock
24:44later. Hey, [ __ ] You left the door
24:47open. Yeah, great management, [ __ ]
24:50All right.
24:53Oh, hello. Here is my order. What's
24:57Oh, hell yes. Love boomers. Love boomers
25:00and their black coffee. Real easy for me
25:03today, brother. Thank you. American
25:06scones
25:08the patriotism. Hell yes. American scone
25:12caramel toffee. You got it, brother. He
25:15wants a waffle now.
25:17Damn, he Grandpa's eating good. Grandpa
25:19knows what he wants. Anything else, sir?
25:23Yeah. Hey, girl. Thank you very much.
25:29You look impressed. No need to Nihongo
25:33jozu me. Okay, immediately need context
25:36for that because what the [ __ ] does that
25:37mean? Nihongo
25:40jozu. What the [ __ ] Oh, he's Amer- Oh,
25:44he's American, I think. Oh, yeah. It's a
25:46phrase that means your Japanese is good.
25:49Okay. Okay. I've been living here for
25:51more than 15 years. Hey, girl.
25:55Hey, girl. Hey, girl. Hey. Something's
25:58not right about this place. I didn't
26:00think that because I'm not around town.
26:03Something about this store. Maybe
26:06because of that guy over there. What guy
26:08over where? What guy over where? Oh,
26:10shoot. Y'all said there was someone in
26:11the window?
26:13Ooh. I don't like that.
26:16Huh.
26:17I guess it was just my imagination. Are
26:20you
26:21casual question. Are you haunted by any
26:24chance? That feeling when you're
26:25haunted. Derp.
26:28Well, maybe I am.
26:31Either way, I'm running late, so I'm
26:33going to have to go. Hope you don't get
26:35murdered. So long.
26:38BYE, [ __ ]
26:40ENJOY GETTING STALKED AND murdered
26:42helplessly alone. I'm just going to go
26:45about my DAY AND SPEED OFF INTO THE
26:48NIGHT AT 90 MILES an hour.
26:51Whoa. Whoa.
26:54Okay, guys. It's okay. Just a customer.
26:57All right, it's chill. Let's chill. All
26:58right. What do you want, brother? Oh,
27:01you have very sad soulful eyes. Oh, not
27:03a word.
27:04Okay. Not even a hello. How are you?
27:07Vanilla chill pacino and
27:10a milk? He just wants a milk? Get the
27:12[ __ ] out. Get the [ __ ] out of my
27:15establishment right this second. What do
27:16you mean you just want a plus milk? Get
27:19out of my face with that. Customer's
27:21right. Okay. Chill pacino That's so fun
27:23to say. Oh my god. Blended ice, milk,
27:24vanilla syrup, vanilla powder. Blended
27:27ice. So, no co- This guy's a freak. He's
27:30asking for what effectively is a
27:32milkshake and then he's like, "No, no,
27:35no. Not enough milk. Give me more milk
27:38than that even." Well, it's an easy
27:40order at least. Ooh, yeah, he's he's
27:42locked in on me.
27:44Little little bit closely. Have they all
27:46been tracking like that or
27:48uh Ooh.
27:50Ooh. Oh, I don't like that. I don't like
27:52that. I don't like that I have turn my
27:54back to the customer every time I get a
27:56drink ready. There we go. Okay. And then
27:59milky boy want more milky? Is that Is
28:02that what it is? Is Does milky boy need
28:04more milky? [ __ ] freak. Coming into
28:06my establishment, handing me a ticket
28:08that says,
28:10"Plus milky, please." Get the [ __ ] out
28:12of my face with that [ __ ] Are you
28:14kidding me? I'm just going to assume
28:15that that you that you're some kind of
28:17mischief maker of some kind. What's
28:19this?
28:23He want more milk? Milk boy want more
28:26milk?
28:27I'm going to CALL THE COPS, DUDE. What
28:30the [ __ ] Why are you like this? Uh
28:34Are you the one that spilt milky all
28:37over my over all over my establishment?
28:40DID MILK BOY TRY TO STEAL MILKY
28:42YESTERDAY? Tell Please tell me no more
28:44milky.
28:45Yeah, get the hell out of my sight.
28:47Okay, I keep I keep expecting there to
28:49be somebody there just watching me. Hey,
28:51girl. Hey. You're cute. Can I have your
28:55number?
28:57Um would you like to order anything?
29:00Um
29:01your heart.
29:03Don't come at me with the Karen cut. Try
29:05to try to practice lines on me. Get the
29:08hell out of here with that. Sexual
29:10harassment
29:12the
29:12Uh I think I'll go with your
29:15recommendation. What's your name? Tell
29:17me your name. Our recommendation would
29:19be the limited time only double
29:21chocolate chill pacino.
29:24I see.
29:26What's your phone number? I ain't giving
29:28you your number. I'm not giving you a
29:30number, dude.
29:32I'm that good looking, aren't I? I'd
29:34lose words myself. I'm quite popular
29:37around here.
29:39Now is your chance. Just a star. Like
29:42just
29:44Just contact me, okay? Nah.
29:47Nah, I ain't even going to I'm not even
29:49going to give you the fake number, dude.
29:50Uh we're going to keep this
29:51professional. What's with the attitude?
29:54You'll regret this. I'm going home.
29:57Bite it.
29:58Bye, [ __ ]
29:59Home's that way. Home's that way,
30:01buster.
30:02Don't get confused. Don't let the door
30:04hit you where the good Lord split you.
30:06Yeah.
30:07Toodaloo, buckaroo. You can get the hell
30:09out out of here. I will call the cops on
30:11your ass. Okay, take out trash and bust
30:13tables. Dude, I hope we don't get I hope
30:15we don't get punished for that. Oh, and
30:17left the door open, [ __ ] Wait, I
30:19didn't see the other guy leave. When did
30:22the guy with the hoodie leave? Oh, hell
30:24no. Oh, hell no. Now the kidnapper van
30:27rolling up. Oh, no no no no no. They're
30:30casing this joint. Ooh, we got to
30:31skedaddle. Hell no. Oh, I hate how
30:35exposed I am. Like anyone can peer in
30:38and just see me fully lit up. Oh, hell
30:42no. I wish I could open my inventory
30:45and find A GLOCK. OH, NO. OKAY, toilet
30:49cleaning products. I know we need to
30:51bust tables. Hey, how about you MOVE
30:54RIGHT ALONG?
30:57HEY.
30:59NAH, that's that that ain't good. I hear
31:02him still. Where the hell they go?
31:03They're rolling around the block, dude.
31:05They are they they have I think I'm a
31:07marked target now. Oh, no.
31:11Oh, I don't like that at all. People are
31:13messy as hell.
31:15Leaving trash all over the place. Bust
31:17down.
31:19Oh.
31:20UH-OH.
31:22OH, NO.
31:25NO.
31:28NO NO NO NO.
31:30OH. OH.
31:35OKAY, they're not waiting behind the
31:37building at least. That's good. Hell no,
31:40dude. Oh, they they took a
31:43It was the hooded guy. Cuz he was the
31:45one that came back around the corner.
31:46This is such a dangerous shift for a
31:49woman to work alone at night. What the
31:50hell? It it should be illegal for
31:53companies to do this. To to let their
31:56female employees just be sitting ducks.
31:58I've heard of so many terrible stories
32:00of women left alone for like late night
32:03shifts and there's no one there. Just
32:06even another woman. Just even another
32:08woman. This is like just somebody
32:10somebody else. People tell me to lock
32:12the door. I think I can.
32:14I think I can just open and close them.
32:16Though, I would be locking it. Trust. In
32:18real life, I would be locking it.
32:21Oh, dude.
32:22Uh throw that damn picture away, too.
32:26Oh. All right. All right.
32:29So, we have a secret admirer.
32:33Is this someone's uh TV I'm hearing?
32:36Or is there a domestic dispute happening
32:37in the other room?
32:40Hello, anyone fighting in there? What's
32:42the tea? What's the drama? Damn, I keep
32:44these floors sparkling. We are a
32:47shoes-off household. That's probably
32:48why. I'm a mostly shoes-off
32:51person. Uh but I have my nicer shoes
32:53that I keep in my bedroom. Oh, I hate
32:56this stairwell so freaking much. Oh,
32:59I'm just expecting someone to pop out
33:01and jump scare me around the corner.
33:02This is when you hold your keys like
33:04you're Wolverine.
33:07OH, [ __ ] THE [ __ ] OH MY GOD. DAMN. What
33:12the hell are you doing zooming around
33:14with a baby at night like this?
33:17Uh watch where you're going. Jesus.
33:19Young ones these days. Excuse me. That
33:22child looks traumatized. Slow the hell
33:24down. Why are you Why are you rolling
33:26around at the speed of sound this late
33:28at night with an infant? What the hell's
33:30wrong with you? Don't look at me like
33:32that. Breaking your neck trying to give
33:33me attitude. Someone's not winning
33:35parent of the year award anytime soon.
33:37What the hell? Anybody else want to whip
33:40around the corner and traumatize me?
33:42No? Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no.
33:47Oh, no. Someone is watching me leave.
33:50The Okay, they're they already know
33:52where I live. Great. Great. Great. They
33:54already know where I live. Great.
33:57Oh, great. They followed me home from
34:00from work. That's great. So, this has
34:02already escalated to a crazy point. I've
34:05been I've had someone take a picture of
34:06me through the windows and then
34:10obviously they've already figured out
34:12where I live. So, I'm I'm deeply deeply
34:15unsafe. Senpai, today is your first
34:19closing shift.
34:22No the hell it ain't. I've been clo-
34:24I've closed two nights. What are you
34:26talking about? I have a question. Do you
34:29get strange customers around at night?
34:31Well, sometimes we do. Just brush it off
34:34if they come. Focus on your work.
34:35There's plenty to do.
34:37Actually, I'm afraid I might be being
34:39stalked.
34:41You want me to believe someone is
34:42interested in the LIKES OF YOU?
34:45WHY IS EVERYONE ROASTING ME? WHY IS
34:48EVERY EVERY TIME I TRY TO TALK TO
34:50SOMEONE, THEY'RE just like whatever, ugh
34:52go. Ugh go.
34:54WHAT THE HELL? I GUESS I'LL come flying
34:57to help you if anything ever happens.
35:02You better CLOSE THAT DOOR.
35:05LEAVING DOORS OPEN? Leaving me I just
35:08told YOU I FELT UNSAFE AND YOU'RE
35:10LEAVING DOORS OPEN?
35:13UH-UH. NO, SIR. I'm just going to put
35:15away my phone even though that's
35:17incredibly unsafe. And who's going to
35:18tattle if I don't? Frankly. Oh my gosh.
35:22Okay, we got a bunch of school girls in
35:23the other day. Now we got our school
35:25boys. Now we got the school girls.
35:26Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom. Can
35:28you order a macchiato for me?
35:31Okay.
35:33I'll have a cinnamon roll, churros, and
35:35a cup of coffee, please. And add whipped
35:37cream into it.
35:39You're going to eat that much? No. We're
35:41not doing this again. We're not doing
35:44this again. No wonder you got so fat.
35:47HEY. LAY OFF her a little bit. Damn.
35:51Huh?
35:53Uh paying separately?
35:56Together is fine. And I'll have a matcha
35:57chillapaccino.
35:59What? A chillapaccino? You can't be
36:01serious. Do you know how cold it is
36:03right now?
36:05I'll be fine. Oh, and what did Mari want
36:07again?
36:08Didn't she say she wanted a macchiato?
36:11You mean chillapaccino.
36:13Uh she's going to catch a cold. No, she
36:16won't.
36:17You know, I I would be fine, but Mari
36:20won't be. This girl's so sweet. She
36:22actually remembered her friend's order
36:24and the other friend didn't. You didn't
36:25hear what I said earlier, right?
36:28Hear what?
36:30A caramel macchiato, hot, please.
36:33Uh hot caramel macchiato, got it. Y'all
36:35better be glad that I'm on the clock cuz
36:37I'd be PUNCHING YOUR CLOCK RIGHT NOW,
36:39REMY. I won't stand for that that crap.
36:41You better rein it in, girl. I'm going
36:43to yank you by your hair and throw you
36:45out of this establishment. It's girls
36:47supporting girls right now. There is
36:49there's a there is some freaks on the
36:50loose. I don't have time for this for
36:52this attitude. Scouting for any freaks?
36:55Oh, I didn't even realize we have a
36:56drive-thru window. Hate that. Hate that.
37:01Um yeah, I think that's it. [ __ ] WHAT
37:03DID I DO? DUDE.
37:07OH, THE WHIPPED CREAM. GOD damn it.
37:10Okay. Guys, the rumors are not true. Uh
37:13non-binary baristas are are not are not
37:16actually better. Disproving stereotypes
37:19one at a time. That's what we're about
37:21on the channel. I really liked how the
37:22boba tea shop game that we played um
37:26had visual indicators when we put in
37:28stuff. It made it a little bit easier to
37:30not screw up. Matcha powder milk.
37:33Oh, I didn't put the ice in.
37:35Thank you, chat. There we go. Got to
37:36blend that. Blend that. Ooh, I'm antsy
37:38now. I keep feeling like I got to check
37:40over my shoulder. Damn, I should throw
37:42that picture away. That's freaky. No, I
37:44got to hold on to that. That's evidence.
37:45That's evidence, y'all. And boop. And
37:48boop. And I just realized I can use my
37:50scroll wheel to go through my stuff. I
37:52wish I'd found that out exactly 30
37:54minutes ago. That's okay. Checking the
37:55perimeter, y'all.
37:57Constant vigilance. We got to look out
37:59for each other out here, girls.
38:01No more of that cattiness. Why be mean
38:03to a woman when you can be mean to a
38:04man? That's what I always say.
38:06Am I right? Where's that other girl at?
38:09Did she start Did she start her period?
38:11Do we need to help a girl out? Hand her
38:13a tampon under the bathroom stall? I
38:15feel like that's right. Yeah, we got it.
38:17We got it.
38:21Thanks. I'll pay you back now.
38:24Okay, thanks. Who's that? Who's that?
38:27Hey, was the guy on the bus with us
38:29today creepy looking? Oh, no. Oh, no.
38:33Yeah, good thing we got off at a
38:34different place. Sir, I'm I'm I know
38:36that you want coffee, but I'm getting
38:37the tea. Just just hang hang tight for a
38:39second. You know he might have done
38:40something to harm us. Yep. But you know
38:42what? Just one moment, sir. Didn't he
38:44seem like a dangerous person, too? You
38:47know, the guy outside? Ugh, I can hear
38:50him breathing from miles away.
38:52Ugh. The way he looked gave me shivers.
38:55Is he still here? Oh, no. Oh, no. What
38:59What if he abducts me? Scary. Don't
39:02worry. No one wants to kidnap you.
39:06What What's that supposed to mean? But
39:08seriously though, should we tell the
39:10police or something? These Hey, girl,
39:12these are not your friends. Well,
39:13technically he didn't do anything. Hey,
39:16get out. Don't talk to them anymore.
39:17[ __ ] off. Tell them to [ __ ] OFF.
39:19BESIDES, I DON'T want to get involved in
39:20anything creepy. You're right. Hey.
39:24Byumi? Byumi, girl, don't deal with them
39:26anymore. You're better You're better
39:28than them. Maybe he's just another
39:29weirdo.
39:32Byumi, you can do SO MUCH BETTER, GIRL.
39:34YOU YOU CAN CUT THAT TOXIC TOXICITY OUT
39:36OF YOUR LIFE, GIRL. YOU DESERVE BETTER.
39:38I don't think she heard us. Okay.
39:40Latte, please. A latte? That will be 370
39:44yen.
39:46370 yen, let's see. 4 5 That dude's That
39:50dude's hanging out in the corner. He's
39:52lingering and loitering and I don't like
39:54it. 4 5 6 7 and 100 yen.
39:581 2 Huh?
40:01200 yen's for 270 yen.
40:05Can't afford it.
40:07Oh, no.
40:08Oh, well, I guess better luck next time.
40:13I'll pay the rest.
40:14Okay. Okay. Oh, you Is that milk boy? I
40:18think I I recognize those sad soulful
40:21eyes. But,
40:23be a good Samaritan. That's what my
40:24father always told me. It's cold today,
40:26so drink something warm, yeah? Oh,
40:28someone like me?
40:30Don't mention it. Oh, thanks, lord.
40:34Oh, by the way, have you seen any ghosts
40:36lately? Just just casually bringing up
40:38ghosts.
40:40Uh, no.
40:41I see. You'll be fine then.
40:45Oh, what was that about?
40:47I don't know.
40:49Must be the stress of poverty. You know,
40:51the stress of poverty, how it makes you
40:53see ghosts.
40:55Poor guy.
40:57Get it?
41:01[ __ ] [ __ ] What? What?
41:04POOR GUY, am I right?
41:07Double meaning.
41:10Damn, dude. Everyone in this game is an
41:12[ __ ] I'm sorry.
41:14I'll have a vanilla latte. Yeah, that
41:17one bombs, dude. Don't try to come into
41:18my cafe and practice your tight five,
41:21okay? I didn't pay tickets for that
41:23show. And and frankly, I don't want to
41:25see it. Oh, y'all have become quite
41:26close.
41:28Ooh, very sensual.
41:30GET A ROOM! GUYS, being a barista is
41:33hard, especially when you got these two
41:35back here being antsy and touchuling on
41:37each other, distracting me. GUYS, QUIT
41:39TOUCH
41:40QUIT
41:41QUIT BEING so sensual over here. It's
41:44distracting. Trying to steam milk and
41:46you guys are over here touchuling on
41:48each other. I don't EVEN KNOW WHY I
41:49GRABBED THAT ICE. I DIDN'T EVEN NEED
41:51THAT. OH, they are all up on each other.
41:53Well, you know what? That's beautiful.
41:55At the end of the day, that's beautiful.
41:56Who am I to judge? Just don't do that in
41:58my coffee shop. Hell, yeah, okay.
42:02All right.
42:03Oh, so you got what you wanted and you
42:04left, huh? You had YOU SOME GRAB ASS.
42:07YEAH, I'M STARTING TO THINK that that
42:08that that latte wasn't free, huh, bud?
42:10Did you make THIS POOR AND IMPOVERISHED
42:12man sell a little grab ass to you for a
42:14latte? Hey, hey, honey, look at me.
42:17You're worth more than that. You're
42:18worth at least a caramel macchiato. You
42:20can do better than a latte, honey. Okay.
42:22Okay. And a little boop on your boop and
42:26a little
42:28boop.
42:30I'm going to scream. What else is in a
42:31latte? Did I not do coffee and steamed
42:33milk? Am I crazy? Oh, the steam I didn't
42:35put the steamed milk in, my bad. Boss
42:37makes a dollar and then loses most of
42:38that dollar because I wasted all the
42:41ingredients
42:42and then I make nothing cuz I get fired.
42:44There we go. We have to put it on this
42:46mat for anything to go in, okay.
42:48Boop. Boop.
42:51And a boop. All right, he's going to
42:53chill.
42:54Let's uh check the perimeter. Make sure
42:55no one's creeping, stalking, peeping,
42:57gawking. We don't want none of that.
42:59None of that, sir. I know, I'm checking
43:01I'm checking the perimeters, all right?
43:03All right, he's leaving.
43:06You have a nice night, sir. Hope we
43:07don't see that van again. Okay, let's
43:10bust tables.
43:11All right, this is where things
43:14get a little freaky. Got to keep our
43:16eyes peeled for creeps and peeps. Oh,
43:18it's a snowing?
43:20Oh, how magical. I do hope I don't get
43:22murdered. Y'all keep an ear out for a
43:23car or a creep. Damn, these girls left a
43:25mess. The sudden and a like complete
43:28silence the moment that like the shift
43:31is over and it's just you can fully feel
43:33how alone and vulnerable this girl is.
43:36Oh, god. This would give me the
43:39Oop. Oop. Oop. Oop. OOP. WHO'S HERE?
43:45OH! OH! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NO NO
43:49NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! HOW ABOUT YOU HOW
43:51ABOUT YOU GET THE [ __ ] OUT?
43:55I'M CALLING THE COPS.
44:01I KNOW IT'S JAPAN, BUT I GOT A GUN.
44:04DO YOU THINK HE HEARD US? YEAH, I'M
44:05looking closely.
44:07I just stick my arm out and just start
44:10firing. I don't know what we're supposed
44:12to do in this situation. This is so
44:15scary. There's no one here. This guy
44:17definitely KNOWS WE'RE ALONE.
44:19[ __ ] WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT do we do? What
44:21do we do? Uh, PHONE PHONE, CALL THE
44:23COPS. Just call the cops, dude. Dude,
44:25let me pick up my phone.
44:27Let me PICK UP MY PHONE! WE'RE CLOSED. I
44:30didn't even see the bathroom.
44:32He's just standing there. What do we do?
44:35Oh, no no no no no no no no no no. I've
44:37done my job. I think I've bust all the
44:39tables. I'm sure we're closed. You're
44:43blocking the drive-thru, sir. I think
44:45the game wants me to go check outside.
44:48Uh, there's no way in hell I would be
44:49doing that, but sure. Sure. Let's just
44:52Let's just Let's just get murdered real
44:54quick, right?
44:56OH
44:59NO! OH, hell no!
45:04Oh, that dude's teleporting. Oh, I don't
45:06mess with that. I DON'T MESS with dudes
45:07WHO TELEPORT. OH, HELL NO!
45:12The day we first met, yes, at Chilis,
45:16she smiled at me like a flower. Oh, no,
45:19not not not the haikus. Just thinking
45:22about her makes my heart pound. I've
45:24never felt this way before. I wonder if
45:27she's putting a smile on everyone's face
45:29like she does mine. Hey, brother, little
45:32strange. Little weird. Little little
45:35weird. Oh, I don't like the flies.
45:38What What is the flying buzzing noise? I
45:40don't like that.
45:43Oh.
45:45Oh, no.
45:47It's milk It's milk boy.
45:50It's got to be milk boy.
45:53Do I
45:56Oh.
45:58Oh. I know her best, maybe after your
46:02mother and father. I'll really be number
46:04one in time. She talked to me. She
46:07picked up my phone and went out of her
46:09way to give it to me. I knew she felt
46:13the same way I did. We are in love.
46:15Today is our anniversary. Dude, this is
46:19so This makes me so mad cuz this is so
46:21realistic. The way that there are so
46:23many men that will take a basic act of
46:27kindness from a woman and use it as
46:30justification
46:32to harass and stalk and attempt to own
46:37them, basically. Women If women smile at
46:40someone, if they do a small favor for a
46:42man, then it's she's asking for it,
46:45right? And and it's like they they
46:47already have the mindset of a predator.
46:49They already have the mindset of I want
46:51to own a woman basically as property for
46:54my own, you know, gratification. And so
46:57they their brains are primed to take any
47:00kind of signal that that kind of
47:04justifies
47:05this this mindset. And it's so And
47:08there's literally nothing a woman can do
47:11to make someone not Like cuz cuz if
47:14you're I mean if you're mean to them,
47:16right? Then you might
47:18make them violent or trigger them. But,
47:20if you're nice, if you do nice things,
47:22if you smile and you laugh along, then
47:25you'll be seen as encouraging it. So,
47:27there's really no winning once you once
47:30somebody has somebody like this, someone
47:32that's living in this kind of delusion
47:34sets their sights on you. Dude, I would
47:36not be leaving this apartment. I would
47:37be calling the cops and staying home,
47:41dude. He knows So, we know it's the guy
47:43in the beginning who he handed the phone
47:45to. This sucks, dude. And this is just
47:48like an all
47:51slip I hope they salted the stairs
47:53before I get murdered on them. But,
47:55yeah, once once you're put in this
47:56situation,
47:58you can't really win. Either, you know,
48:00you respond negatively, you say no, I
48:03don't want this, then it's seen as being
48:05provoking. But, then if you try to be
48:07polite and and and don't deny the
48:10advances, you're seen as encouraging the
48:12behavior. So, you get blamed either way.
48:15Oh, no, dude. There's so many shadowy
48:18corners where this guy can hide. This
48:21apart This apart The person who who
48:23constructed the architecture of this
48:25apartment was like,
48:27"How can I make it as easy as possible
48:29for a woman to get murdered here? How do
48:31we make it as dangerous as possible for
48:33a female resident
48:35to live here?" And you know the [ __ ]
48:37up part is that that thing that
48:38everyone's been saying like the woman
48:40told us and our boss where it was like,
48:43"You're too ugly to get attacked." That
48:45language is weaponized against women all
48:47the time. This like [ __ ] up idea that
48:50if you are ever worried about being
48:52stalked, if you're ever worried about
48:53being sexually harassed,
48:55how dare you be so egotistical to think
48:59that you're hot enough to be attacked.
49:01As if it's like some kind of prize or
49:05something to be flattered by when you're
49:07stalked by someone. And it's not. It's
49:10about power. It's about dominating
49:11someone. It's about controlling them.
49:13It's about owning them. It has nothing
49:15to do with your level of attractiveness.
49:16Predators target children. Predators
49:18target animals. Predators target There's
49:20nothing you can do that is ever your
49:23fault for being in this situation. I'm
49:25sorry. I just had to rant about this cuz
49:27it's it's so it's so terrible. And this
49:29game is I think the reason that people
49:31like this game so much is it because it
49:32is such a realistic scenario. Oh, [ __ ]
49:34now my car's broken. No, dude. I have to
49:37take the bus.
49:40Dude, why do I feel like he like I don't
49:42feel like this is a coincidence, dude. I
49:44feel like the stalker [ __ ] with our
49:46car to force us to use public transit
49:49where we would be more vulnerable. Dude,
49:51this sucks so bad. I'm going to avoid
49:54the shadows as much as possible. Do we
49:56not have a friend we could call?
49:58Somebody that could like Oh, it's so
50:00dark. Jesus Christ.
50:02Somebody that could take us.
50:04Just just like, "Hey, man. Like there's
50:06a creep that's been targeting me. Can
50:09you please like just walk me to the bus
50:11stop, walk me to my car?" Oh, at least I
50:13can run. Thank God. I don't know where
50:15the bus stop is. It is so dark. I'm not
50:17wearing a bikini. It's an apron, you
50:19sick perverts.
50:21Los Pollos Hermanos. Get with it. Oh,
50:24people are saying it's around the front.
50:25Okay, thank you. Thank you, chat. Cuz we
50:27met him at the apartments and he was all
50:29slinking around and [ __ ] So, he
50:31probably lives near us, too. All these
50:34dark freaking doorways, man. Oh,
50:36literally could be jumped from any
50:38direction right now. Oh, this sucks.
50:42Okay. Yeah, I guess we got to wait for
50:44the bus, dude. Oh, dude. Dude, no. He's
50:48going to be on this bus.
50:50He's There's no way he didn't set this
50:52up.
50:53That That's not a coincidence. It's so
50:55mysteriously our car isn't working.
50:57Yeah, hell no. Hey, buddy, can you floor
50:59it real quick?
51:01Hey Hey, brother, can you floor it real
51:03just real fast? I'm trying not to get
51:04murdered here today. Okay, at least
51:06there's somebody else in the bus.
51:08There's like two witnesses at least.
51:10Oh, okay. Well, never mind. Never mind.
51:14Great. Great. Everyone's a freaking
51:15creep today. Hey. Hey, bud. How about
51:18you keep your eyes forward? Thanks. Oh,
51:21yeah. So, like we're I mean, this is the
51:22experience You don't know who's safe.
51:24You don't know who's safe. You don't
51:25know who's dangerous. Unfortunately,
51:27predators look like everyone else. Uh
51:30God.
51:31What is that little thing?
51:34Huh.
51:36What is that?
51:37It's just like hanging from the branch.
51:39What is this little area? I don't know
51:41what that means. Are they like little
51:43ornaments on the trees? Oh, do they put
51:44little ornaments on the trees outside?
51:47That's cute. I love that. I don't
51:49honestly rather do that than have a big
51:50tree
51:52Who's that?
51:53I know that ain't my car. Oh, no, dude.
51:56Why is somebody Oh, that might be
51:57Senpai's car, actually. Uh Senpai? You
52:00going to yell at me again?
52:02Uh Senpai?
52:06That's Senpai's car, right? Uh-oh.
52:09Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
52:11This is kind of freaky. Where the hell
52:13is he at? No one's creeping and stalking
52:16and peeping. Didn't think I'd miss the
52:18guy, but him not being here is kind of
52:20freaky. Whose car is this? Oh, good
52:23point, you guys. I didn't check the
52:24bathroom.
52:25Senpai? Are you frying chicken in there?
52:28HELLO.
52:31YES, FINALLY I GET TO JUMP SCARE
52:33SOMEBODY. GOD.
52:36You scared the [ __ ] out of me.
52:38Leave me alone when I'm in the restroom.
52:41God damn it.
52:43THAT'S KIND OF VALID. That's kind of
52:45valid. Get to work.
52:48NOPE.
52:50AND HE'S GONE.
52:53HOLY [ __ ] HE CLOSED that distance so
52:56fast. Senpai, you should APPLY FOR THE
52:59OLYMPICS, BROTHER. HEY, he at least he
53:01closed the door this time. Oh my god.
53:04Okay, now we're using the drive-thru.
53:06Okay. He would have given Usain Bolt a
53:08run for his money. Oh, tall tall
53:10gentleman.
53:11Just sitting watching me. Are you going
53:13to order?
53:15Are you just going to enjoy the view?
53:16Cuz I charge for that, too, bud. Ooh, I
53:19don't like that he did not order
53:20anything. He's just sitting there. What
53:21the hell? Is that the guy?
53:23Oh, [ __ ] dude. Big ass order. Okay. Oh,
53:27no. Okay. Oh, caramel macchiato. Oh,
53:29those are all Here's what I'm talking
53:31about, guys. Here's what I'm talking
53:33about. If we ignore him, we're [ __ ]
53:36cuz he just gets to surveillance us and
53:39be weird. And if we address him in any
53:41way, he will take that as encouragement.
53:44We There's no winning. You're just
53:46[ __ ] if this happens to you. This
53:47sucks.
53:49Okay, coffee, steamed milk, caramel,
53:51caramel. Okay, yeah. All right. Do a
53:53little this and a little that. I think
53:55that's right. Hopefully I didn't [ __ ]
53:56this up. Okay. Okay. Okay, great. I
53:59don't know how that teleported your
54:00hand, but that's pretty epic.
54:05How about you sit on these and spin,
54:06brother?
54:07How about that? That's That's what I
54:09think about your haikus, brother. Ooh.
54:13Accidentally grabbed soy. No no soy for
54:16me, please. I'm an alpha.
54:18I'm so tempted to Ooh. Ooh, I'm so You
54:21better be glad that they've got me
54:22locked in here. You better BE GLAD. I'M
54:25NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU. YOU'RE
54:26TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME. HOW ABOUT THAT?
54:28JUST GO CRAZY ON THEM. Just just out
54:30crazy them. You want to write You want
54:32to slap haikus on my on my place of
54:34work? I'm going TO SMACK THAT ASS. SMACK
54:36YOU AROUND A LITTLE BIT. SEE IF YOU LIKE
54:38THAT. All right. And then you wanted
54:40good old American scone caramel toffees.
54:43Famous American delicacy, I guess. That
54:46actually sounds so good. I would love
54:48one of those. All right. DON'T LEAVE ME
54:51HERE.
54:51[ __ ] DON'T LEAVE ME HERE. [ __ ] DAMN,
54:55HE'S WHIPPING AROUND the block like
54:56crazy.
54:57It's you and Do you and me, pal. You and
55:00me. You going to You going to order
55:01something? Are you just going to sit
55:02there looking pretty? I thought that was
55:04my job. Hey. Hey. Auntie, please help
55:08me. Auntie, please. Please, Auntie. Get
55:11this freak away FROM ME. OH. OH. OH.
55:15OH. Walked in, stared at me, ordered
55:18nothing, WALKED OUT.
55:20I'D LIKE A green tea latte and one of
55:22those waffles, too. One green tea latte
55:25and a waffle. Yes, the green tea latte
55:28and waffle here are delicious. I always
55:31go for these, too.
55:32Glad you like them. No, thank you for
55:36serving them. My son likes them, too.
55:39Are you alone? I'll give you this if you
55:41like. She just hands me a Glock.
55:44She's like, "Hey, girl."
55:46Oh, a rosary bracelet. Can we get
55:48something a little bit more of
55:49practical? Can we get like
55:51I'll take You know what? Honestly, at
55:52this point I'll take it. This rosary
55:54bracelet is said to ward off evil, okay?
55:57You should keep it. I bought it for an
55:58infomercial on TV. They said some
56:00amazing things about it. Can you believe
56:02it? For only 9,900 yen.
56:07What is that? Like 10 bucks? Is that 10
56:08bucks? How How many times Is it
56:11What's that conversion rate? 9,900 yen
56:14to I used to know this. I was literally
56:15just in Japan. Oh, no no no. It's Oh, no
56:17no no no no no no no. Yeah, I [ __ ] up.
56:19It's $67
56:21right now with the current conversion
56:23rate. God damn. You got scammed, AUNTIE.
56:26NO. OH, it's fine. I own a lot of them,
56:30anyways. In this day and age, it's so
56:32convenient to buy things through the
56:34cell phone. They are only a few presses
56:36of buttons, anyway. Few Few presses of
56:39buttons away. Auntie, I will take that
56:40and hold on to that. Thank you. So, hey,
56:42somebody's looking out for me. Somebody
56:44thinks I'm not too ugly to be attacked.
56:45Thank you, Auntie. American waffle for
56:48you, Miss Ma'am. Just don't mind me.
56:51Keeping an eye out for predators. He's
56:53skedaddled. He's probably hiding in some
56:56corner diddling himself, if I had to
56:59guess. Sorry, Auntie. Didn't mean for
57:01you to hear that.
57:02Please don't leave me. PLEASE DON'T
57:04LEAVE ME. PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.
57:07GOD.
57:08AUNTIE, your your skirt. It's a little
57:12You're showing off a little bit there.
57:13We got a little eyeful back there.
57:15What's all that movement back there?
57:16Damn.
57:17And we're alone.
57:19Oh, god.
57:21That is That is some crazy posture.
57:24She looks She's She walks like John
57:26Lennon. Do you know what I'm talking
57:27about? That one picture of John Lennon
57:28with Yoko? His like feet are turned out
57:30at like a 60° angle.
57:34Oh, she's pretty. Oh, idol. Sister,
57:38aren't you a cute one? Are you by any
57:40chance a model or something? Finally.
57:43Someone recognizes the potential. No,
57:46nothing in particular.
57:48What always? I'm sorry, but you should
57:50definitely make use of the style you
57:52got. I mean, do you want me to introduce
57:55you to my office? Give me your number.
57:57Sorry, I'm not sure about that kind of
57:58thing. Girl, we need TO GET OUT OF
58:00POVERTY. WE HAVE TO GET OUT.
58:04Come on, girl.
58:06What are we doing? I see. I don't care
58:09if you regret it. I'll have a salted
58:11caramel mocha, please. Biggest fumble.
58:13Imagine Imagine a celebrity walks in and
58:15is like, "Hey, you're really hot. Do you
58:18want to not work
58:20a shitty minimum wage job where your
58:22manager treats you like shit?" Oh, you
58:23You guys think the stalker hired her?
58:25Oh, that would be a crazy scheme. To be
58:28fair, it's probably smart that we don't
58:29take the that devil's deal, but it's
58:31just that idol, so that makes me think
58:33that like she would be recognizable to
58:35us, but maybe not. All right. Well,
58:37we'll keep an eye on you, Miss Ma'am.
58:39We'll keep an eye on you. I think that's
58:40it. I think we did did a good job.
58:44Bro, did I click the Oh, I put vanilla
58:48You're right, chat. I did. I
58:51accidentally put vanilla. No, it's cool.
58:53It's fine. It's fine. Not crashing out.
58:56It's fine.
58:57It's fine. Just terrible at following
58:59instructions. It's great. Caramel and
59:01hazelnut. There we go. All right. And
59:03then Oh, that was it.
59:05Nobody says thank you in THIS TOWN? DUCK
59:07WALK ON OUT OF HERE, I guess. Oh, dude.
59:10Every time we're alone, I get a little
59:13little freaked out. Just a little bit.
59:15Just a little freaked out. Okay. Another
59:18cup
59:20Uh sure. No No shoes, no no shirt, no
59:23service.
59:26Oh my god. Hey hey, it's so hot today.
59:30I'll have a caramel Chilla Piccino.
59:34Uh excuse me, sir. Could you please put
59:35on some clothes and not make a scene?
59:37Don't dim his light. Oh, come on. I
59:40won't be here for long.
59:43Who Who am I? Who am I to tell
59:45a diva not to eat. Uh wouldn't it be a
59:48disaster if a customer catches cold?
59:50What? What? Are you worried about me?
59:52Thanks, but it's hot today. Okay, diva.
59:55Uh it's cold outside. It's 1° C
59:59right now. What? It's in a single digit?
1:00:02I'm surprised you couldn't notice. I
1:00:05see. I didn't realize how different
1:00:07people's senses are. I may just go home.
1:00:10We've got this mysterious option here
1:00:12that's in a language that I don't know.
1:00:14Take care, bud.
1:00:19Put a coat on so a diva can slay another
1:00:21day. Love him. He's going to He's going
1:00:24to die of frostbite. All right.
1:00:27Unironically, my favorite customer that
1:00:29we've that we've gotten to see. All
1:00:31right, take out the trash.
1:00:34Let's get that done first before
1:00:35anything freaky happens.
1:00:43Why is this door open? Why?
1:00:47That Don't shut THAT [ __ ] BEHIND ME.
1:00:50NOT TODAY. ANYBODY being freaky out
1:00:52here? Okay. Got to clean the toilet.
1:00:54Manager left a bomb in there. It's about
1:00:57to get It's about to get nasty. Dirty
1:00:59toilet. Oh, I hate that our back is
1:01:01towards the door. I HATE THIS SO MUCH.
1:01:04OOH. OKAY, TOILET paper ran out. Do we
1:01:07need to restock the toilet paper?
1:01:09I'M ASSUMING, RIGHT?
1:01:11OOH. OKAY, PUT THIS BACK. These ghosts
1:01:14need to stop slamming doors in my face.
1:01:16Y'all stop freaking me out in the in the
1:01:17chat. Stop it.
1:01:19Stop, I'm scared. Stop.
1:01:21Ooh, I don't like this, man. Oh,
1:01:23someone's going to roll UP ON ME.
1:01:25DON'T, MAN. Come on. Oh, I hate that we
1:01:27have to turn our back to the door when
1:01:29we restock the toilet paper.
1:01:31Ooh. Okay, we're good. Can I go home?
1:01:34Wait, was that always there?
1:01:36That weird Okay.
1:01:38I THINK
1:01:40WE'RE GOOD.
1:01:41NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Not again. Wait,
1:01:47what the hell? What the What the hell?
1:01:50What? No, no, no.
1:01:52What?
1:01:54WHAT SORT OF NIGHTMARE DIMENSION DID WE
1:01:55JUST ENTER INTO?
1:01:58OH, [ __ ] OH, [ __ ] WHO JUST CAME IN?
1:02:02WHY IS THERE A GIANT CLOCK?
1:02:05OH, OH, OH, OKAY. Here we go. Here we
1:02:06go. Order sticker. Latte. Okay, it's
1:02:08fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
1:02:09It's fine. It's fine, chat. It's fine.
1:02:11It's I know how to make a latte. I know
1:02:13how to make a latte. I I remember how to
1:02:15make a latte. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
1:02:18[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh guys Guys, I need
1:02:22you to bring all of your non-binary
1:02:23energy and give me barista powers. Why
1:02:25did Why is it not going in the cup?
1:02:27Guys, I need your non-binary barista
1:02:29powers. All of them right now.
1:02:33[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, we got to make a
1:02:36bunch of freaking lattes, dude. Dude.
1:02:38Dude, we are [ __ ] We are so [ __ ]
1:02:40We are so unbelievably [ __ ] right now.
1:02:42Is this
1:02:43Okay. Okay. Okay.
1:02:44I'm locked the [ __ ] y'all. I'm so
1:02:46locked the [ __ ] right now. Okay, we
1:02:47got this. We got this. We got this.
1:02:48Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We steam We just
1:02:50one more steamed milk.
1:02:52[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
1:02:54[ __ ]
1:02:56[ __ ] [ __ ] ARE YOU KIDDING?
1:03:00I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING
1:03:01FOR MOST OF THAT TIME. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
1:03:04[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
1:03:08GOD DAMN IT.
1:03:10OH, WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE SO DEAD. What kind
1:03:12of crazy new employee hazing is this
1:03:14[ __ ] God damn it. Oh, no. NO. NO. NO.
1:03:19WHERE'S THE BREAKER?
1:03:21NO.
1:03:23DUDE, WE'RE SO DEAD. I can't see [ __ ]
1:03:25Oh, I'M LOCKED IN.
1:03:28I'M NOT IN A GOOD WAY, CHAT. I'M LIKE
1:03:30actually locked. I think I've locked
1:03:32myself in the in the in the closet.
1:03:33Happy Pride. What the [ __ ] do I do? I
1:03:36wish this was date everything so we
1:03:37could just flirt with the breaker box
1:03:39and make it work. Look up.
1:03:44OH, [ __ ]
1:03:47Y'ALL.
1:03:49IT'S OKAY. IT was just a dream. All
1:03:52right. All right, it was just a dream.
1:03:54You know what's [ __ ] up is it is when
1:03:56you have a really stressful job. Oh, no.
1:03:58Oh, no, that's us.
1:04:00Okay, we're cute. I don't know why
1:04:01everyone's being so mean. [ __ ]
1:04:05OOH.
1:04:06NO, DUDE. OKAY, so we just worked that
1:04:08whole shift and we don't get a paycheck
1:04:10from that. That's the worst is when you
1:04:11have a really stressful job and you
1:04:13dream about the job. So like you wake up
1:04:15after dreaming about working and then
1:04:16like you have to go clock in. It's like
1:04:18you just worked a shift that you're not
1:04:19even going to get paid for. Oh, dude.
1:04:22Okay, the snow's melting. All right,
1:04:24watch these corners. I will swing on a
1:04:26hoe if a hoe tries me today.
1:04:35No. No. No. No. No. Someone's on the
1:04:38stairs. Someone's on the stairs. Did
1:04:39y'all hear those footsteps? Someone's on
1:04:41the stairs. No. No, no, no, no, no, no,
1:04:43no. WHY IS IT SO GODDAMN DARK? [ __ ]
1:04:45[ __ ] [ __ ] THOSE WERE heavy-ass man
1:04:47footsteps. I don't want them anywhere
1:04:49near me. Is my car Okay, my car is
1:04:51better now. Okay. Okay. All good, guys.
1:04:53All good. We're all good. We did fail
1:04:55the dream sequence. I hope we don't get
1:04:57punished with a bad ending because of
1:04:59it. That would suck.
1:05:00Oh, cool. Eerie music. My favorite. Oh,
1:05:03this is the detective guy. Wait, where's
1:05:04Senpai? Senpai?
1:05:07Okay. Cool. So, my suspicions were true.
1:05:10I'm glad you contacted me. Oh, hell yes.
1:05:13Calling the police won't help.
1:05:15All they'll do is brush things off to
1:05:16lessen their workload. This guy said
1:05:18ACAB.
1:05:20All right. All right. Which is why you
1:05:21have people like me. I'll take a look
1:05:23around and see if I can find anything.
1:05:25Okay, cool. Don't get murdered. Please
1:05:26don't get murdered. Please don't Please
1:05:28Please don't get murdered. So, we got to
1:05:30just keep serving drinks as usual. Oh,
1:05:33my phone's already in there. Okay. Uh
1:05:35there's a ladder here.
1:05:37I don't remember that being there
1:05:38before. Oh.
1:05:40Two county divas. Do my eyes deceive me?
1:05:43Salted caramel mocha here is so
1:05:45delicious. I think you'll love it,
1:05:47Senpai.
1:05:48Okay, I guess I'll try that then. One
1:05:51salted caramel mocha.
1:05:53I'll have a dark mocha chip Chilla
1:05:55Piccino.
1:05:56Sumer, you're not getting salted caramel
1:05:58mocha?
1:06:00Yeah, I want to try something different
1:06:01today. I already had one today.
1:06:04I see, but a Chilla Piccino on a day
1:06:06like this? You're so young.
1:06:10Because it's delicious.
1:06:12How would you like to pay your bill?
1:06:14Oh, is today the day of the photo shoot
1:06:16or something? Is the store going to be
1:06:17featured in a newspaper?
1:06:20Uh no, I don't think so. Why?
1:06:24What? But I saw someone outside taking
1:06:26pictures. Oh, [ __ ] dude.
1:06:29[ __ ] Uh he was taking pictures of this
1:06:32store?
1:06:33Mm, yeah. The store and you, most
1:06:36likely.
1:06:38Damn it, should have done my makeup.
1:06:40Are you talking about? I'm sorry, we'll
1:06:42pay together. The drinks are on me.
1:06:45What? Are you sure? Thank you so much,
1:06:47Senpai.
1:06:49I'm in a good mood lately. My son used
1:06:52to be a shut-in and is in a better mood
1:06:54now that he's going to school.
1:06:57Their son's in middle school, right?
1:07:00Yeah, I just hope he wasn't bullied at
1:07:01school.
1:07:02I didn't have any good memory when I was
1:07:04his age. Okay. Okay, taking pictures
1:07:08outside. Very cool. Hey, detective.
1:07:11Everything going okay out there? Don't
1:07:14get murdered, please.
1:07:18What is that noise? I don't like it.
1:07:21Y'all cisgender over there? Y'ALL BETTER
1:07:22NOT BE. It ain't Pride Month no more.
1:07:24All right, y'all have fun now and I I
1:07:26won't tell your husbands.
1:07:28Oh.
1:07:29Oh.
1:07:30Okay, that's my car. That, I believe, is
1:07:32the detective's car. Oh my god, a
1:07:34collision just happened.
1:07:36Detective, somebody just dinged your
1:07:37car. Oh, I don't like the sound effects,
1:07:40dude.
1:07:41Where's the detective, man?
1:07:44Oh, it's you. Yeah. Uh
1:07:47Oh, of course. What'd you do with the
1:07:48baby? Ma'am. Where's the baby? It's not
1:07:51It's not in there. It's not in the
1:07:53stroller. Why are you pushing around an
1:07:54empty stroller?
1:07:56Are you cry Oh god. Oh god, did
1:07:58something happen?
1:08:00Why is she crying? Oh, no. Oh, no.
1:08:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not
1:08:06This is not good. I I do not like a
1:08:08crying woman pushing around an empty
1:08:10stroller. That is
1:08:13freaking me out. But did you guys see
1:08:15how I nailed this recipe, though? Ma'am,
1:08:17I told you to stop zooming around with
1:08:18that baby.
1:08:20I told you that was a bad idea and now
1:08:21look what happened.
1:08:23Look who was right.
1:08:28Oh god, that is so dark. You're not
1:08:30going to say thank you?
1:08:32All right. Rude. That's dark as hell. Um
1:08:35that that's genuinely so upsetting. Um
1:08:37well, we're alone again.
1:08:39Here we go again on my own. But I know
1:08:43now going down the road and road I ever
1:08:46known. Anybody being creepy with the
1:08:49milk? Hello. Hello, ma'am. Every time
1:08:52it's a woman that comes to the door, my
1:08:54soul breathes a sigh of relief. Mm.
1:08:58That's strange. Uh ma'am?
1:09:01Oh.
1:09:02I'm sorry.
1:09:04Give me the usual.
1:09:07I hate when people do that. I hate when
1:09:09people do Give me the usual. I don't
1:09:11know who you are. What is your your
1:09:13usual? Like your family. Salted caramel
1:09:15mocha, caramel macchiato, sweet red
1:09:17beans and butter bread literally never
1:09:19served that to a single customer. What
1:09:21are you talking about walking in here
1:09:23talking about the usual? My fingertips
1:09:26have yet to touch this sweet red beans
1:09:28and butter bread dessert. It ain't usual
1:09:30for me. I don't know who it's usual for,
1:09:32but it ain't usual for me. So, you can
1:09:34you can get over yourself with that.
1:09:36Hate that. Dumb. Stupid. Dumb. Dude,
1:09:39people love the salted caramel mocha.
1:09:40Thank god I'm getting better at making
1:09:42it now. Your usual. Give me a break.
1:09:44Ba-da-boom, baby. Hey.
1:09:47Are you repairing the store's antenna at
1:09:49this hour?
1:09:50Antenna?
1:09:52No, ma'am.
1:09:54Why?
1:09:56I saw someone on the roof. Oh, hell no.
1:09:59What?
1:10:01There shouldn't be anyone on the roof.
1:10:02It could be the investigator. Maybe I
1:10:04should check it out. No, it's not. It's
1:10:05not. It's not. It's not. He's about to
1:10:08drop down on me like Spider-Man. It
1:10:11could have been my imagination. No,
1:10:12girl. No, girl. Don't gaslight yourself.
1:10:15Anyway, the drink, please. I gave it to
1:10:17you. Skedaddle with your usual. Get the
1:10:19hell out of my face. Oh, wants me to go
1:10:21CHECK IT OUT. CHECK it out. I'm going to
1:10:24I'm going to write a check that my ass
1:10:26can't cash is what's going to happen
1:10:27here. Oh, HELL NO. NO. WHY WOULD I do
1:10:32this? NO. [ __ ]
1:10:36And why the hell is this door open? Who
1:10:38the hell left this door open? Hey, you
1:10:40know what? Somebody's paying for the for
1:10:42the heat for this building. It ain't me.
1:10:44It ain't me. Dude, why would I do this?
1:10:47WHY IS THE game making me do this? I
1:10:49don't want to climb. That's dumb. Why
1:10:52would I do that? Where's the
1:10:53investigator? This is stupid. Whatever.
1:10:57Climb the damn thing. Get us killed.
1:10:59Easily pushed off.
1:11:02Oh. What?
1:11:06Oh, is there a trapdoor entrance into
1:11:09the
1:11:12[ __ ] Dude, there's been a secret
1:11:13entrance this whole time. Oh.
1:11:19OH. OH, NO. ARE these photographs of me?
1:11:25Yes, girl. You need to go. You need to
1:11:28get out. Oh, this is what the secret
1:11:30room's been? A nasty little pervert
1:11:32hidey hole?
1:11:33What is this? One little nasty little
1:11:35banana in a milk carton? Oh.
1:11:38Oh, no. I have to close the store. [ __ ]
1:11:41the store. Frankly, uh
1:11:43[ __ ] [ __ ] Yes, unlock the door. Uh
1:11:48I can't see it. Okay. [ __ ] me, dude.
1:11:50[ __ ] What do I need to do? What do I
1:11:51need to do? UH WHY WHY why do I care?
1:11:54Why do I care? What?
1:11:57OH, WE'VE NEVER HAD TO DO THIS. OH, hell
1:12:00no. What What What What What Okay. Okay.
1:12:05Take Yeah, NO NO SACRIFICE MY safety on
1:12:07the altar of I I
1:12:09I'M STOCKING UP
1:12:11FOR A JOURNEY. WHAT DO I WHAT do I do?
1:12:14What am I What am I doing this for? What
1:12:15da da da da da da What What What What
1:12:17What do I do?
1:12:18Uh oh oh, yeah. Close the store. Close
1:12:20the store. Close the store.
1:12:22No.
1:12:23It just says close the store. Oh, [ __ ]
1:12:26Oh, these.
1:12:27Oh, count products. Oh, with the
1:12:28scanner. The scanner. The scanner. Okay.
1:12:30Sorry. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] I don't see a
1:12:33timer this time. Uh what does it want me
1:12:35to do with these? Oh oh, we're supposed
1:12:37to throw these away. Okay. Okay, I was
1:12:39right. Okay. Oh, we're having to throw
1:12:41them away one at a time. Oh, that's
1:12:42cool. That's so cool. No, no, no, that's
1:12:44great. That's actually great. Um can't
1:12:46we just take this [ __ ] home? After all
1:12:48this, I think I deserve a little treat.
1:12:49Don't you think? Don't you think I
1:12:50deserve a little treat after all this
1:12:51[ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] No, no, no. No.
1:12:54What Why? WHY DO I CARE? OH, [ __ ]
1:12:59HEY, BUD.
1:13:00HOW you doing? Oh. Oh, where's the
1:13:03investigator, dude? Why talk to him?
1:13:05What the [ __ ] GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE,
1:13:09[ __ ] creep. Where's the phone?
1:13:10Where's the phone? Where's the phone? A
1:13:12phone literally anywhere. My phone. My
1:13:16Dude, he took my [ __ ] WHERE IS MY
1:13:17PHONE?
1:13:19OH, [ __ ] HE TOOK MY [ __ ] OH. OH, NO.
1:13:24HE'S NOT AT THE DOOR. He's not at the
1:13:25door. Guys, guys, guys, what the [ __ ] do
1:13:27I do? Uh uh
1:13:28uh Dude, is he going to his hidey hole?
1:13:30OH, [ __ ] GET READY FOR Get ready for
1:13:33this, brother. I'm going to whoop your
1:13:35ass with this ladder and then take your
1:13:37eyeballs out. We're going to get
1:13:39biblical about this. Jesus said if if
1:13:42you look at a woman with lust, you you
1:13:43got gouge OUT YOUR EYES. WE'RE GOING to
1:13:45get real biblical about this one,
1:13:47brother. What the hell do I do? I need
1:13:49to go to the roof? Why the [ __ ] would I
1:13:51DO THAT?
1:13:54[ __ ]
1:13:59THEY KILLED US. THOSE ARE HORRIFIC
1:14:01NOISES. RETRY. RETRY.
1:14:04All right. So, we can't go outside.
1:14:06Okay. Hey, freaky. Yeah. Yeah. What you
1:14:09GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? WHAT YOU GOING TO
1:14:11DO ABOUT IT? GO [ __ ] YOURSELF. All
1:14:13right. All right. And take this. Don't
1:14:15mind if I do. Where's the opening in the
1:14:17roof? I don't see it anymore. Oh oh,
1:14:20place ladder. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's just
1:14:22like so dark. Okay. Okay. Quick
1:14:25screwdriver. Kill pervert. Oh, so many
1:14:28options for murder. I like the way that
1:14:31this lady thinks. Um
1:14:34I guess back down again? Oh, maybe Oh,
1:14:36Oh, you chat's right. Maybe we should
1:14:37try to get him from the roof. Drop the
1:14:39brick on his freaking head. What How do
1:14:41we Oh. Oh.
1:14:45I CAN'T JUMP.
1:14:47OH, NO. HE GOT THE INVESTIGATOR. OH,
1:14:52[ __ ] Where did he go?
1:14:55Oh.
1:14:56Dumbass. Get bricks. Not like Not like
1:14:59that. Not like that.
1:15:01Boop.
1:15:02Nighty night.
1:15:04Hong shoo. Got you.
1:15:08Oh, yeah. And now I'm going to Now Now
1:15:10Now Now your ass is going to jail. I
1:15:12killed a man.
1:15:14I I said I picked up the brick. That man
1:15:16looked right at me. If I didn't drop it,
1:15:18I thought he would somehow get inside
1:15:19and kill me. That man looked terrifying.
1:15:21I don't even know him. Why did he I had
1:15:24no choice. I didn't mean to kill him. I
1:15:26was scared. I ran to the police. I told
1:15:29the police everything that had happened.
1:15:31Then the police took me back to the
1:15:32scene.
1:15:34And that man was no longer there. There
1:15:37was no one. The police took me back home
1:15:40and told me to leave the rest to us and
1:15:41went back to investigate the scene.
1:15:44It's all over. I'm tired after all that
1:15:47happened. Now I want to rest peacefully
1:15:49at home. Uh uh no peace for us, dude. Um
1:15:53I'm sleeping with that screwdriver in my
1:15:55hand
1:15:56because what do you mean no one was
1:15:58there? That dude is still on the loose.
1:16:01What are we talking about? Dude, these
1:16:02channels [ __ ] suck. What the hell are
1:16:04we watching? Oh, [ __ ] dude. He's going
1:16:06to find us. He knows where we live,
1:16:08dude. My cable is acting weird again.
1:16:10I should call the owner.
1:16:12Dude, where's my phone?
1:16:16Uh
1:16:18Uh
1:16:20That's right cuz our phone was missing.
1:16:22Oh, hell no.
1:16:24Hell no, dude. Dude, it is somewhere
1:16:26outside.
1:16:28For sure.
1:16:30Oh. [ __ ]
1:16:32Dude, we're falling into a trap. Dude,
1:16:34this is so
1:16:36This is so dumb. DON'T EVER DO THIS. THE
1:16:38game's making me be stupid again, as
1:16:40usual. [ __ ]
1:16:43Don't ever do this, y'all. Where the
1:16:45[ __ ] is it? No phone is worth this this
1:16:48amount of risk. Lock the doors. Get help
1:16:51from a neighbor.
1:16:54Oh.
1:16:56Do I look like I was born yesterday? Uh
1:16:59phone comp
1:17:01just just happens to be here right next
1:17:04to the scary-looking van.
1:17:07[ __ ] OFF. I GOT A SCREWDRIVER AND I
1:17:10AIN'T AFRAID TO USE IT. I'LL STICK IT UP
1:17:12WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. Don't try me.
1:17:14Hell no.
1:17:16This is so bad. Dude, I I will I will
1:17:20use this screwdriver on the next man who
1:17:23approaches me. I don't I
1:17:25I'm not playing around today. [ __ ]
1:17:29[ __ ]
1:17:31Dude, he knows where I live. He's toying
1:17:34with us.
1:17:37Girl, keep that screwdriver out.
1:17:41NO.
1:17:44WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE DEAD.
1:17:46WE'RE DEAD.
1:17:47HE'S IN THE CLOSET. HE'S COMING OUT OF
1:17:49THE CLOSET. HAPPY PRIDE.
1:17:58GOD.
1:18:00OKAY. WELL WELL,
1:18:03unfortunate realistic ending.
1:18:05That sucks.

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