China, India and Disneyland — Transcript
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- 0:02hey there welcome back Pizza Hut
- 0:05fans so let's look at some Pizza Huts
- 0:12again so here's Pizza Huts they're
- 0:15beautiful I went to a Pizza Hut in chong
- 0:18ching China right there in the
- 0:21center and it was packed and nobody's
- 0:24eating pizza they're eating all sorts of
- 0:26other good stuff but nobody's eating
- 0:28pizza I'm thinking this is kind of
- 0:31strange why aren't they eating pizza and
- 0:33then I found out that in central China
- 0:36most people don't like pizza so my wife
- 0:38is from South Central China and she said
- 0:41when she first came to the United States
- 0:42she could not understand how somebody
- 0:44could eat pizza she thought that that
- 0:46was just like the cheese was like three
- 0:49kinds of
- 0:50gross and
- 0:52uh yeah so they're not big cheese eaters
- 0:55but they do have pizzas there so here's
- 0:58a picture of some of the p pizzas that
- 1:00they have and I'll send you this link so
- 1:02you can go look at them but they've got
- 1:04they don't look like normal pizzas do
- 1:07they yeah they had all sorts of ones
- 1:11they had I saw one that was mayonnaise
- 1:13and tuna
- 1:14Pizza
- 1:17yeah so uh I I saw all these weird
- 1:20pizzas they're just not really what I
- 1:22was expecting so then I decided um I
- 1:25would order What's called the American
- 1:27Pizza now you can't go wrong with
- 1:30American Pizza if you're an American
- 1:31like this face is and you're getting an
- 1:34American Pizza how can it's got to be
- 1:38pretty good right or at least has to be
- 1:40something that I would recognize
- 1:43right no no I have no idea what was on
- 1:48the American Pizza um let's just say I
- 1:52didn't finish
- 1:54it and I was dying for some pizza
- 1:56because I've been in China for a long
- 1:58time I'm like oh give me some Pizza I
- 2:00didn't finish it because it was not
- 2:04really what I was
- 2:08into oops I don't know why stopped
- 2:13sharing there
- 2:16so one pizza I saw and this was a pizza
- 2:21there at the Pizza Hut there you
- 2:25go no I didn't order this but uh it ah
- 2:31yeah it was unique so you have hot dogs
- 2:35rolled up in pizza dough around the
- 2:38edges then you have
- 2:42mayonnaise
- 2:46fish yeah I
- 2:49just can you imagine going to a Pizza
- 2:51Hut in the United States and getting
- 2:55this delivered to you no no they were
- 2:57drinking milkshakes they were drink they
- 2:59had all sorts of good yummies but just
- 3:01the pizzas weren't really what they you
- 3:04were thinking of a Pizza Hut
- 3:07pizza okay so doing business in China
- 3:09talk about doing business in China yes
- 3:11there there are some challenges to doing
- 3:13business in China but there's a lot of
- 3:15money to be made all sorts of companies
- 3:18very few companies are saying hey we
- 3:19don't want to be in China because it's
- 3:22it's
- 3:23a uh such a lucrative field but what's
- 3:27interesting about China is
- 3:30China that remember we said they had two
- 3:32governments right the top government
- 3:34which is Communist party and the bottom
- 3:35government which is like the local
- 3:37government right the local government is
- 3:39very structured and it's got its roots
- 3:40in Confucianism which is a real old
- 3:43tradition some people say it's you mean
- 3:45it's a religious law country it's not a
- 3:47religious law country it's
- 3:50um uh Confucianism is more of a way than
- 3:54it is a religion you could say it's a
- 3:56religion but it's more of a way of
- 3:57thinking it's like being a Democrat is a
- 3:59way of thinking and being Republican
- 4:01kind of a way of thinking and being
- 4:02libertarian kind of a way of thinking
- 4:05also being a Catholic is kind of a way
- 4:07of thinking so that's kind of what it's
- 4:09kind of a way right but the idea in
- 4:12confusion ism is that you can't own
- 4:16intellectual property there's no such
- 4:18thing as owning an idea so in the United
- 4:21States if I write a book of poems and
- 4:25you say you read those poems and you say
- 4:27wow those are good poems right then you
- 4:30take my book my poems write make your
- 4:33own book with my poems in them put your
- 4:36name on them and sell them that's
- 4:38illegal you can't do that in the United
- 4:40States that goes against intellectual
- 4:42property rights because I made the poems
- 4:44I own those poems right under confusion
- 4:48ISM there's no such thing as
- 4:50intellectual property rights you can't
- 4:52own an
- 4:54idea right so under under confusion ISM
- 4:58under the lower Lev of government in
- 5:01China if I write a book on poems you
- 5:05read my book of poems you say that's a
- 5:08darn good book of poems right I'm gonna
- 5:11put my name on that so then you can
- 5:14erase my name put your name on it and
- 5:16sell it and make lots of money on it
- 5:18right and that is considered perfectly
- 5:20legal in fact you are actually honoring
- 5:24Me by taking my poems and putting your
- 5:27name on it because if they weren't very
- 5:28good poems
- 5:30why would you put your name on yeah so
- 5:34we got kind of a problem going there
- 5:36right right so um that's why there's a
- 5:39lot of problems with intellectual
- 5:41property rights in China um there's ways
- 5:44to get around them right but they still
- 5:48they still have have some these so one
- 5:50of the things is China the government
- 5:52the Communist Party joined the
- 5:56WTO and the WTO says oh
- 6:00under Gat we have to honor intellectual
- 6:04property rights so the Communist Party
- 6:07says oh we honor those rights the lower
- 6:10level of government
- 6:11says not so much right so they kind of
- 6:14have a little war going on on
- 6:16intellectual property rights right and
- 6:18you'll see this if you go to China very
- 6:20long you will see it happen right so
- 6:23there's places where they have knocked
- 6:24off everything right I've been malls
- 6:27where there is nothing there that is
- 6:29original from the company that should
- 6:31have made it so you want to buy a Gucci
- 6:33watch you can buy a Gucci watch for like
- 6:3630 bucks and don't worry it will last at
- 6:40least a week before it breaks but you
- 6:42can go and buy one or you can buy a
- 6:44Rolex B Rolex yeah let's get some fake
- 6:47Rolexes so you've got these Villages
- 6:49these little malls where they have all
- 6:51this knockoff stuff which is technically
- 6:53against the WTO they're not supposed to
- 6:55have it so every once in a while the
- 6:57Communist Party says oh we're going to
- 6:59go ra this this uh Village or this uh
- 7:02this um uh what do you call it this uh
- 7:06mall with all this knockoff stuff we're
- 7:09gonna go raid it next week we're gonna
- 7:10raid it next Wednesday right so what do
- 7:13you think happens Tuesday night
- 7:15everybody takes their stuff home they
- 7:17leave all the broken stuff that from the
- 7:19knockoffs there then they rush in
- 7:22Wednesday morning with cameras flashing
- 7:25and they go look we're getting all this
- 7:27illegal stuff and it's basically all
- 7:30broken trash that didn't work in the
- 7:32first place right and then they clear it
- 7:34out and they say hey that's good okay we
- 7:36really solve that problem there's no
- 7:37more illegal stuff in that in that
- 7:40building a week later everybody moves
- 7:42back to their stuff and they put the
- 7:43same stuff back on there and the way
- 7:46they go and so it just it just Cycles
- 7:48through right it's it's kind of a
- 7:50interesting thing so um one big problem
- 7:54that that company that um Western
- 7:56companies have had in China was movies
- 7:59they used to have DVD movies pirated
- 8:01movies all over the place I mean the WTO
- 8:05said that 95% of all movies in China
- 8:09were
- 8:11bootlegged I think that's a wrong number
- 8:13I think it's 100% you just they had
- 8:16these guys everywhere everywhere you go
- 8:18there's guys selling CDs or DVDs that
- 8:22they they they used their cell phone and
- 8:25they watched the movie and they recorded
- 8:27it and so you'll see people get up and
- 8:29walk by and the quality of those things
- 8:31was so low you really could you had to
- 8:33buy three or four copies to make sure
- 8:35you got one that worked um um but that
- 8:39don't really have that problem anymore
- 8:40because now everybody streams them so
- 8:42why would you pay five for a bootleg
- 8:46copy of something that you can't really
- 8:48understand when you can get a streaming
- 8:50service for $10 and watch multiple
- 8:52movies so there are ways to get around
- 8:55this but you just have to be kind of
- 8:58kind of uh careful
- 9:00now let's talk about the the the India
- 9:03now I like to think of China and India
- 9:05as brothers right they love each other
- 9:07they hate each other right so do you
- 9:10ever get in a fight with your brother or
- 9:13sister yeah right I've got a daughter
- 9:16and a son they fight every single day
- 9:19that is what they do right they still
- 9:21love each other they still play with
- 9:22each other but they fight right so give
- 9:25you an idea of what it's like between
- 9:26China and India they're just they're so
- 9:28much like brothers so they have a border
- 9:31right and they can't agree on where the
- 9:32border is right but they say okay here
- 9:35it's kind of here and everybody's happy
- 9:37well then one side says no the Border
- 9:39goes like this then the other side says
- 9:42really no the Border goes like this and
- 9:45then they get real mad at each other and
- 9:47they might even kill a few of each other
- 9:49usually they beat each other up the
- 9:50sticks and stuff like that right it's
- 9:52not real war but it's still it's kind of
- 9:54a little Skirmish and they go and then
- 9:57they realize we're arguing over a piece
- 10:00of rock that nobody can even live on
- 10:02this is silly for people to die for this
- 10:05so they say let's put it back to the to
- 10:07the the original borders and everybody
- 10:08says yes so they put it back to the
- 10:10original border and then one side says
- 10:12no here's the original
- 10:15border it goes through again and then
- 10:18they just have this ongoing low-level
- 10:20conflict but they're really interesting
- 10:22so China is the largest popul country in
- 10:25the world and the the Chinese government
- 10:29does not like that they would prefer to
- 10:32have fewer people as we talked about
- 10:34they they've implemented some policies
- 10:36for that India their brother see if your
- 10:41brother does something don't you want to
- 10:42do
- 10:43it yeah yeah yeah yeah you do you want
- 10:46it so China is the number one populist
- 10:49country in the world right the Indian
- 10:51government their goal is to beat
- 10:56China why you would want to beat China
- 10:58on this dubious thing I don't know but
- 11:01the Indian government says we're gonna
- 11:02beat China they actually encourage you
- 11:04to have kids in India second most
- 11:07populous country in the world and they
- 11:09will surpass China's population in
- 11:122030 now if you know anything about
- 11:14China you'll know that uh chairman ma
- 11:17he's basically the guy who created
- 11:19modern China said oh we need to have
- 11:22lots of people everybody says that that
- 11:25was pretty much a mistake that he made
- 11:28so he's very revered in China everybody
- 11:31loves terman ma but most people will say
- 11:35that one wasn't really quite thought
- 11:37through that was probably a mistake
- 11:39right India says now we want to be the
- 11:41most populous country because the more
- 11:43people you have the more influence you
- 11:44have and the more you can do which makes
- 11:48a little bit of
- 11:50sense but if you have 30 children is
- 11:54that is your family really as functional
- 11:56as if you had three children
- 12:00it's GNA be he can see some problems
- 12:02there can you so so China has one
- 12:07primary language it's Mandarin right
- 12:09most people in China speak Mandarin
- 12:12right now there are other langu multiple
- 12:14languages in China for instance my wife
- 12:17her mother doesn't speak Mandarin at all
- 12:20she speaks tuja doesn't know word of
- 12:23Mandarin right but most people know
- 12:26Mandarin in fact you can travel anywhere
- 12:28in China and I travel all over China and
- 12:31I I go with my friends and they all
- 12:33spoke Mandarin and we they could get us
- 12:35we could go anywhere and do anything you
- 12:36want there's always somebody who speaks
- 12:39mandar
- 12:41India has over 200 official
- 12:45languages and the 200 official languages
- 12:48that are spoken in up to 500 different
- 12:50dialects and a lot of people think well
- 12:53dialect dialect is an accent so you go
- 12:55down Texas and they talk like this and
- 12:58you say hey that's an dialect that's an
- 13:00accent a dialect is where two people
- 13:03speak the same language and can't
- 13:06understand each
- 13:08other yeah so multiple languages well
- 13:11how do you do business in India we're
- 13:13knowing 500 different languages uh it's
- 13:16actually quite quite easy because the
- 13:18official language for business is R
- 13:24roll
- 13:26English all contracts are written in
- 13:28English everything is done in English
- 13:30because India used to be under the
- 13:32British
- 13:34Empire and they established all the
- 13:36legal systems with with uh in English
- 13:39and everything's done in English it's
- 13:41the current it's a currency so and so
- 13:43I've traveled all through India you meet
- 13:46all these people and everybody speaks
- 13:48English especially in the uh the more
- 13:51educated areas so when you meet uh you
- 13:54meet government officials and Business
- 13:55Leaders their English is perfect they
- 13:58speak very good English and you go
- 14:00around and most people can speak some
- 14:03English and then if you get to to areas
- 14:05where people aren't very educated there
- 14:07are some people then you might have some
- 14:09troubles but then all you do is just
- 14:11find somebody who looks like they're
- 14:12more educated and ask them if they speak
- 14:15English and then they'll and you go do
- 14:17you speak English and then they'll say
- 14:20yes I speak English and they go oh great
- 14:22let can you help me and they will love
- 14:24to help you and it it works out really
- 14:26well now China is a communist country
- 14:31right it's Communist party right India
- 14:34is the world's largest democracy oh like
- 14:38the United States yep just like the
- 14:41United States oh well we should be
- 14:43really good
- 14:46friends we we're not enemies but we're
- 14:50not really friend they're kind of I
- 14:52think they're probably a little
- 14:53friendlier with Russia than they are
- 14:55with
- 14:56us yeah yeah yeah so it's the world's
- 14:59largest
- 15:01democracy uh with the United States we
- 15:03don't get along and the reason we don't
- 15:05get along quite so well with India is
- 15:08because India has something called a
- 15:12dialectic okay has something called a
- 15:14dialectic a dialectic means you don't
- 15:17need to know this word it's not a
- 15:18business word but it basically means you
- 15:19got in India you have two populations
- 15:22right two populations you have the
- 15:25Hindus and the Muslims right and don't
- 15:29get along very well that's an
- 15:31understatement so when you hear
- 15:32conflicts all over the world about you
- 15:34know so so the Israelis don't get along
- 15:37with the with the Arabs or something
- 15:38like that that's nothing compared to the
- 15:41world class hate that's going on in
- 15:44India and has been going on in India
- 15:46between these two groups forever and
- 15:47ever and ever and uh it's getting better
- 15:51but it's still it's still pervasive
- 15:55right so um I I was in a um Shai India
- 16:01which I'll show you some pictures here
- 16:02in a little bit and when I was in shanai
- 16:04I um asked our our driver I said are are
- 16:09you uh Hindu or
- 16:12Muslim he looked at me very
- 16:15unhappily and he says I'm Muslim I go
- 16:19okay that's that's good he says I said I
- 16:22I heard that that you that the Muslims
- 16:24and the Hindus don't get along he says
- 16:27we don't get along
- 16:29and I Saidi heard it's getting better he
- 16:32says it's not getting better right it's
- 16:36we we do not get along I talked to him
- 16:39for a while and I found out that I asked
- 16:41him I said are you Hindu or Muslim he
- 16:43thought I should know ahead of
- 16:45time that was a bad question to ask and
- 16:48I'm like wow okay what do you do on this
- 16:52well I found out I did some research I
- 16:53found it it's really so in the United
- 16:56States if a normal American so you go to
- 17:00go there and they're going to say what
- 17:02do you think of my enemy right so
- 17:03they're either Hindu or Muslim and it's
- 17:05hard to tell from my persp I couldn't
- 17:07tell just by talking to them if they're
- 17:09dressed how they're dressed or something
- 17:10so they will they'll they'll say what do
- 17:13you what do you think of my enemy and
- 17:15all Americans gonna say oh we love both
- 17:17of you right and then they're gonna say
- 17:19well then I hate
- 17:21you it's a hard answer right and so you
- 17:24saywell what do you do because you will
- 17:26be asked the question right what do you
- 17:28say and there's one answer that gets you
- 17:30by every single time and this is
- 17:32wonderful
- 17:34it's I'm a dumb American I don't even
- 17:36know what that means right we don't even
- 17:39talk about that where I don't know what
- 17:41a Hindu or Muslim I don't know anything
- 17:44I'm just dumb and if you admit to being
- 17:46dumb they'll go okay well let me tell
- 17:49you these guys are bad and here's why
- 17:52they're bad okay they that's what
- 17:55happened right but you got to be done
- 17:57you don't you don't even try to finesse
- 17:59it don't say well you both have some
- 18:01good
- 18:02point business wise it will not it will
- 18:06not go very well for
- 18:08you okay so India has a very heavy
- 18:12bureaucracy bureaucracy means
- 18:14rules
- 18:17so the government controls a lot of
- 18:20stuff you do in business so in China the
- 18:24government controls a lot of business
- 18:25stuff too but a lot of that's done by
- 18:27the Chinese government or for these
- 18:29these ancient rules but they got two two
- 18:33different levels of government so if you
- 18:34want to do business in in China you make
- 18:36a friend in the Communist party and life
- 18:38goes real well it doesn't work that way
- 18:40in India it doesn't it's the official
- 18:44policy of India says that it will take
- 18:4613 weeks to complete the
- 18:50paperwork to start a business or to
- 18:52operate a business in
- 18:55India I think it's closer to 13 months
- 18:59it takes forever they have more
- 19:02bureaucracy than almost any other
- 19:04country now the Indian government loves
- 19:06a few things right they love Green
- 19:09Technology they really do because China
- 19:12loves Green Technology China big on
- 19:14winds Farms big own solar panels India
- 19:16says well they're getting into it we're
- 19:19g to get into it too and they India's
- 19:22not doing it because of their love for
- 19:24the environment which we'll talk about
- 19:27that they're doing it to make
- 19:29money
- 19:31so if you want to start to get a
- 19:34business up and running in China the
- 19:37Indian government
- 19:39believes that the dream job of an Indian
- 19:43person is to work at a large Factory or
- 19:45call center that's considered the drain
- 19:48job right and if you're a medium-sized
- 19:51company and you want to go into India
- 19:54they don't want you and so you see a
- 19:57mediumsized company we've got we want to
- 19:59hire 50 people in India and start to
- 20:01produce this they go oh why do we want
- 20:04why would we want to have you here right
- 20:07but no medium-sized companies they don't
- 20:10have medium-sized companies what about
- 20:11small companies they don't have small
- 20:13companies either so you would say I want
- 20:15to hire 10
- 20:16people they don't want
- 20:19you say small companies don't small
- 20:22companies are one of the reasons the
- 20:23United States is so successful I'll show
- 20:25you that here in a little bit but like
- 20:2795% of all businesses in the united
- 20:29states are considered small businesses
- 20:31that's why we're rich because we have
- 20:33all these wonderful little small
- 20:34businesses going in India you can't do
- 20:37it now if you want to sell gum on the
- 20:39corner or pencils or something sure but
- 20:41if you want a medium or small-sized
- 20:43business in India they they really don't
- 20:45want you with the exception of Green
- 20:47Technology they will make an exception
- 20:49for you in that but otherwise it's
- 20:52really tough to do business in um in
- 20:56India to give you an idea so it say we
- 20:58say it takes 13 weeks no more like 13
- 21:02months to get the paper in paperwork in
- 21:04to start your business United States you
- 21:07can get pretty much most of your stuff
- 21:08done in a week right the biggest thing
- 21:11is going to be your business license
- 21:12we'll talk more about business
- 21:14license um but in Hong Kong it's two
- 21:18hours yeah Hong Kong seems like a little
- 21:22bit easier place to do business than
- 21:24India and it is
- 21:30so dream jobs you know working in a
- 21:32factory is a dream job they want to have
- 21:35you do that now one of the things in um
- 21:39doing business in India is you have to
- 21:41be ready for religious holidays they
- 21:44have a bunch of religious holidays in
- 21:45fact I think they're one of the most I
- 21:49know they're one of the most uh relig
- 21:51have one of the most highest rates of
- 21:53religious holidays in the world they
- 21:55might be number one I doubt if they're
- 21:56number one because there's always some
- 21:57kind of little Village or island or
- 22:00something that says well we're going to
- 22:01beat India and everybody you know how
- 22:04that works right but for major country
- 22:07they have religious holidays all the
- 22:08time so when you go to do business in
- 22:10India you are GNA get caught in the
- 22:13middle of a holiday and just be ready
- 22:15for it it's fun you get to celebrate you
- 22:17get to go and do all the fun stuff that
- 22:19everybody else is doing but it's going
- 22:23to add a couple of days to your trip so
- 22:26just have build in a couple couple of
- 22:28days to just go travel and have fun and
- 22:30enjoy their holidays because that's
- 22:32going to happen to you now uh when you
- 22:35think of India most people think of
- 22:37Mumbai right which is used to be called
- 22:41Bombay uh Mumbai been to Mumbai there
- 22:43are people it's just packed it's teeing
- 22:46it's it's a
- 22:49little uncomfortable because there's so
- 22:52many people there I mean it's just you
- 22:54ever been to like a I don't know a fair
- 22:58or mall shopping mall and there just
- 23:00everybody's just packed in there and
- 23:02you're that way for a couple hours
- 23:03imagine be that way every day just see
- 23:06it it's a it gets pretty interesting so
- 23:09Mumbai is just packed with people but
- 23:11it's beautiful there's some beautiful
- 23:12beautiful gardens and it's really
- 23:14interesting to see them do washing
- 23:16laundry yeah washing washing laundry is
- 23:19actually that's a big tourist thing to
- 23:22have people come and wash watch them
- 23:24wash their laundry so if you ever go to
- 23:26Mumbai you got to see that it's it's not
- 23:29what you
- 23:30expect okay but most of the people are
- 23:33farmers and live out in the out rural
- 23:36area and you drive across India and you
- 23:38see all these Farmers all over the place
- 23:41yep it's it's pretty common
- 23:45there India has the most dangerous
- 23:47transportation system in the
- 23:51world
- 23:53period period right it is the most
- 23:56dangerous place to fly an airplane it's
- 23:58a dangerous most dangerous place to walk
- 24:00it's the most dangerous place to drive
- 24:02it's the most dangerous place to take a
- 24:03train so we've all seen those videos
- 24:05where we have the dude sitting on top of
- 24:07the train as the train goes across India
- 24:10y I never saw that I've went I've went
- 24:14I've been all over India you know I
- 24:16zigzagged it right I never saw a train
- 24:20with people on top now they might have
- 24:22them I don't know I didn't see them
- 24:25right but it's still dangerous so I went
- 24:27to shenai
- 24:29chenai is the
- 24:31South East part of India it's by Sri
- 24:35Lanka it's right it's it's a huge City
- 24:37it's like 13 million people or something
- 24:39like that so went to
- 24:42shanai imagine a city like 13 million or
- 24:45something like it's a huge City they had
- 24:47no trash
- 24:49service now the air was clean the air
- 24:52was sparkling clean which we'll talk
- 24:54because of Green Technology they're
- 24:55really into Green Technology there
- 24:59just to make money not because they care
- 25:00of the environment and that there's just
- 25:03there's no trash service in the city now
- 25:05imagine a major city with no trash
- 25:08service what do you do with the
- 25:10trash if there's no trash service what
- 25:13do you do well you throw it out on the
- 25:15streets right so that you if you go to
- 25:19chenai you go to let's say you go to a a
- 25:22store right you walk in the store get
- 25:25what you want to get you walk out
- 25:27there's no sidewalks
- 25:28it's just trash I mean trash everywhere
- 25:32right so if you want to go
- 25:35someplace how do you go with all the
- 25:37trash when you walk in the
- 25:39streets yeah that gets really
- 25:43exciting and not exciting in a good way
- 25:45and so you have to basically people
- 25:48everybody's out there walking in the
- 25:49streets so you got these cars zooming by
- 25:51these tuck tuck zooming by and you're
- 25:52out walking in the streets and it
- 25:55gets nervous it gets scary
- 25:59okay also India has some of the most
- 26:02polluted countries cities in the world
- 26:05most people you say what's the where the
- 26:07where's the most pollution they'll say
- 26:09China right everybody's gonna say
- 26:11China's the most polluted and yes there
- 26:13are parts of China that are very
- 26:14polluted there parts of China that
- 26:16aren't polluted at all but some of the
- 26:18major cities can be pretty bad uh let's
- 26:22see how India competes with
- 26:26China so
- 26:2815 of the most polluted cities in the
- 26:31world are in ch let's look at the top
- 26:3420 so this
- 26:37guy says 15 of most polluted cities of
- 26:40the world are in China no way let's see
- 26:43who's number one Delhi I've been to
- 26:46Delhi I will show you pictures of Delhi
- 26:50it's very polluted yeah the the the
- 26:53iPhone when you go there you know you
- 26:54have your little weather app and you
- 26:56click on it my iPhone said the weather
- 27:00was Smoke said well it gets bad here in
- 27:03Seattle yeah what for a week two weeks
- 27:08no this is like smoke and it was it was
- 27:12as bad as anything you've ever seen here
- 27:15but consistently like that in
- 27:17Delhi then you got Patna so we got
- 27:21India India India
- 27:26India Pakistan Pakistan Pakistan
- 27:31Iran
- 27:32India India India Qatar India India
- 27:38India turkey Bangladesh India India
- 27:43India who's number
- 27:45one India and not necessarily is a good
- 27:48way is it no no no no now Agra okay B to
- 27:53Agra you've all seen pictures of Agra
- 27:56you've heard of something called the to
- 27:58Taj
- 27:59Mahal yep I've been to the Taj Mahal it
- 28:03does not look like those pictures you've
- 28:06seen the pictures it doesn't look like
- 28:08that you can't see it no you can't I was
- 28:12there and was it it was so Smoky you see
- 28:16the
- 28:17shadows and but you don't if you look at
- 28:20the pictures it's quite beautiful they
- 28:22picked a day when the wind came from the
- 28:24right direction just rained or something
- 28:25I don't know it doesn't look like that
- 28:27it's is just there's so much smoke you
- 28:30can't you've got to get pretty close to
- 28:32see it so you know the picture where
- 28:34it's got that beautiful little Pond that
- 28:35goes right up to the Taj Mahal you see
- 28:38the beautiful little Pond and then you
- 28:40see it looks almost like a cloud in the
- 28:43back and then it comes out of the smoke
- 28:46as you walk to it but that's just to
- 28:49give you an idea uh of what the
- 28:52pollution air pollution is like in in
- 28:55India okay uh here I took this
- 28:59picture from my hotel in Delhi in
- 29:042015 yeah right say well that's not so
- 29:08bad that was when it cleared
- 29:11up this was outside my hotel room well
- 29:15Andy it looks like that in Seattle
- 29:17sometimes this is com this is what it's
- 29:20like why do you think Deli got number
- 29:22one not because it's a you know what's
- 29:25weird is Deli is actually clean
- 29:28City doesn't look clean me now there's s
- 29:32everywhere but they have trash service
- 29:34they keep it really spotless I it's it's
- 29:38the there's no trash on the sidewalk or
- 29:40anything they keep it really really
- 29:41clean and yet you can't see the sun you
- 29:44can barely see the Sun out there yeah
- 29:47yeah pretty crazy so Deli is different
- 29:50than Shai right so Del's big city Shai's
- 29:53big city here's a picture shanai now I
- 29:56didn't take this picture but uh this was
- 29:58taken in 2015 when I was in Shai so Shai
- 30:03is this big city remember no trash
- 30:06service but very clean
- 30:08air so while I was in Shai the first
- 30:11couple days I was in Shai I'm running
- 30:13around having fun exploring the seeing
- 30:17all the temples and stuff like that it
- 30:18was really really cool then we had a
- 30:21monsoon
- 30:23hit the monsoon dropped over 3 feet of
- 30:28rain in one
- 30:31day
- 30:33oh also the monsoon caused their their
- 30:38reservoirs to fill up to full and they
- 30:42were worried about the dams were going
- 30:44to you just heard I just said dams again
- 30:46didn't I yeah had to had to get that in
- 30:50there again the
- 30:51dams they were worried that they were
- 30:53going to
- 30:55break so they decided to release
- 30:58a lot of water press to to lower the
- 31:01pressure so so now you have three feet
- 31:03of rain plus all this damn water coming
- 31:07down right and it flooded the city so
- 31:12this picture here is the
- 31:16airport yeah right airports are usually
- 31:19put kind of higher
- 31:22areas and it's still flooded just to
- 31:24give you an idea how much flooding they
- 31:27have see see all those little airplane
- 31:29those those Jets they were all
- 31:32submerged no they're
- 31:36underwater yeah what do you do with a
- 31:39jumbo jet that has been
- 31:43submerged you throw it
- 31:45away think how or you might try to save
- 31:49it I don't want to fly in that airplane
- 31:51yeah so think how much money that cost
- 31:55them okay so
- 31:58all this water comes in so I'm staying
- 32:00at a hotel now India is kind of
- 32:02interesting we'll find out in India your
- 32:04money goes a long ways in India but the
- 32:07problem is there are only two types of
- 32:10hotels super nice or super scary you
- 32:13don't want to go to those are the only
- 32:15two there's nothing else right so I
- 32:18stayed at a hotel and it was super nice
- 32:21and it wasn't that expens it cost like
- 32:22$225 to $250 a night which you say
- 32:26that's a lot of money not for a hotel
- 32:28like this this was the nicest hotel I've
- 32:31ever been to in my entire life so I'm
- 32:34staying but to give you an idea how nice
- 32:36it was Arnold Schwarzenegger had visited
- 32:38a few weeks earlier he stayed at that
- 32:41hotel right
- 32:43so real nice so I meant this in this
- 32:46hotel and the water just comes down down
- 32:48down well it's built on a hill so they
- 32:51had their own water source their own
- 32:53power
- 32:55source we had cable TV
- 32:58I'm watching movies I'm drinking beer
- 33:00I'm eating really really really good
- 33:03Indian food and I'm looking out my
- 33:08window and I'm seeing things like
- 33:12this see that's the those are
- 33:16buildings yeah right and this is in some
- 33:19of the higher streets most of the
- 33:20streets you could not get across you
- 33:22wouldn't be able to have somebody you'd
- 33:23have to swim and push them
- 33:26across why
- 33:28wow wow wow wow so had it was really
- 33:31weird so here I am I'm around people are
- 33:35dying all over the place I mean they're
- 33:37dying right this is bad and I'm drinking
- 33:41a beer with air conditioning watching a
- 33:43movie and I'm looking out my window and
- 33:45I see people who are dying and it's like
- 33:48really messes with your head to to be
- 33:51that opulent luxury in seeing people who
- 33:56they don't even have water now they have
- 33:58water you don't want to drink this water
- 33:59because what did we say about the trash
- 34:02service they didn't have a trash service
- 34:05so what do you think happened when these
- 34:07floods come
- 34:09through yeah mixes with the
- 34:13trash so think about what that water's
- 34:16like right so then it rain then the
- 34:19monsoon goes away and it got to be like
- 34:21a 100° so now you're flooded with
- 34:26100° no water
- 34:29no
- 34:30food it was bad right you did not want
- 34:33it it it was pretty
- 34:37scary so Shai gets 50% of their energy
- 34:42from Renewables they love renewable they
- 34:44love solar they do mostly solar there's
- 34:47it's not there's not much wind in that
- 34:48part of there so there's almost no air
- 34:51pollution all the air pollution comes
- 34:53from is the U
- 34:55uh uh air pollution comes from the cars
- 34:59that's about it the tuck
- 35:01tucks now now what's interesting about
- 35:04them is they really want Green
- 35:05Technology in fact they will give you a
- 35:09100% tax credit for green power
- 35:15Investments what what do that mean 100%
- 35:18tax credit which basically means if you
- 35:20go to build something that involves
- 35:22Green
- 35:23Technology they will pretty much you
- 35:26build it for free
- 35:29yeah and not because they're Tree
- 35:31Huggers or care about the environment or
- 35:33anything no it's to make
- 35:37money now next country we're gonna talk
- 35:39about is different it's different uh a
- 35:44lot of people call this country
- 35:45Disneyland with the death
- 35:47penalty right so we've all been to
- 35:49Disneyland or if you haven't been to
- 35:51Disneyland you know what Disneyland is
- 35:53like right right we all know
- 35:55Disneyland's very clean you walk why I
- 35:58saw some dirty stuff not very long I
- 36:00mean plus you got little kids running
- 36:01around trust me little kids making mess
- 36:03out of everything considering they got
- 36:05little kids it's pretty clean safe
- 36:07people don't die in Disneyland you don't
- 36:09hear about murders
- 36:11or fires or anything like that
- 36:15Disneyland real high-tech this country
- 36:18is really
- 36:19Hightech right Su super
- 36:22high-tech uh they have rules and they
- 36:24enforce the rules say Disney has rules
- 36:28oh yeah you got to be this tall to ride
- 36:30this ride you got to they got rules for
- 36:33everything you know they actually have a
- 36:34dress code in Disneyland so I was in
- 36:37Disneyland once and I was getting ready
- 36:39to get on this roller coaster and the
- 36:40woman in front of me before she got on
- 36:42the roller coaster was a hot day she
- 36:44took off her sweatshirt and she has on a
- 36:46tube toop you guys know tube toop right
- 36:49she gets on the roller coaster roller
- 36:50coaster starts to move they stop it then
- 36:54all these Disney nerds swarm her Place
- 36:58blocking the view of her sitting in the
- 37:01roller coaster and make her put her
- 37:03clothes back
- 37:04on so they have a dress code they have
- 37:06hair codes well I wouldn't have to worry
- 37:08too much about the hair Cod this country
- 37:10has a dress code this country has hair
- 37:12codes there are only certain ways you
- 37:13can wear your
- 37:14hair wow this country has no social or
- 37:17religious Strife in other words
- 37:19everybody loves each other's culture now
- 37:22say you go they love each other yeah go
- 37:25to Disneyland It's a SP world after all
- 37:29it's a small world yeah to get that song
- 37:32in your head and it never leaves and you
- 37:35go to Disneyland and they say here this
- 37:37is what like in Asia here's what it's
- 37:39like in Africa here's what it's like in
- 37:42uh Saudi Arabia they tell you about what
- 37:44it's like all over the world and they
- 37:45tell you all the wonderful Parts about
- 37:47that well this country they do the same
- 37:52thing there's no poverty none there's no
- 37:56poverty there's some wealth but there's
- 37:58no poverty you don't see there's no
- 37:59homelessness nobody Sleeps on the on the
- 38:02the ground it's it's clean nobody Sleeps
- 38:05nobody cuts in line right no you stay in
- 38:09the lines no sick people what do you
- 38:11mean no sick go to Disneyland do you see
- 38:13people who are sick nope same here what
- 38:17do they do with their sick people they
- 38:18put them in the hospital they have
- 38:20excellent Health Care wow wow wow um
- 38:24it's easy to get around they actually
- 38:25have Sky trams in this country Sky TR so
- 38:29you've been to Disneyland you know they
- 38:30got the little tram Gondola thingy goes
- 38:32up in the air and then go this city has
- 38:35those
- 38:37two this city country I just gave you a
- 38:41hint this country City also has musicals
- 38:45musicals musicals so if you've been to
- 38:47Disneyland you know be walking around
- 38:49all of a sudden one person will start to
- 38:50sing and then a few other people come
- 38:53there and they'll sing and at first you
- 38:55go what's this person say and then you
- 38:56realize oh their employees and they're
- 38:58going to put on a little show for you
- 39:00they do that in this country they have
- 39:02big
- 39:03musicals and English is widely
- 39:06spoken they say what
- 39:09country could this
- 39:13be a lot of people say oh they come up
- 39:17with all these different places it's
- 39:18like no
- 39:21it's
- 39:23Singapore Singapore is uh Singapore is
- 39:27Disneyland land with the death penalty
- 39:28yeah yeah yeah so he says it's uh
- 39:31there's no crime where does it say no
- 39:34crime it's a safe it's safe there's no
- 39:37crime in Singapore there isn't right so
- 39:41uh there's no drugs they don't have
- 39:43illegal drugs they just don't have them
- 39:46say well they got have something they
- 39:47don't have them because when you go to
- 39:50Singapore whenever you travel to another
- 39:52country they always give you a little
- 39:54card a little card it's called an
- 39:56immigration card right every country has
- 39:58this right the one in Singapore when you
- 40:01write all your your immigration
- 40:04information on there you It also says in
- 40:07big bold red
- 40:10letters I understand that if I bring in
- 40:13illegal drugs there is only one penalty
- 40:15and that is the death penalty and then
- 40:17you have to sign your name next to
- 40:21it
- 40:23yeah and it is like you well they don't
- 40:26really they enforce it right in fact not
- 40:29very long ago this uh woman went into
- 40:32Disneyland with a piece of marijuana oh
- 40:36sorry piece of heroin right the
- 40:41heroin was about as big as this
- 40:44cap right right so tiny tiny Mount just
- 40:50dead done bam is this yours yep bam
- 40:55right they don't they don't care around
- 40:57right so you don't bring in illegal they
- 41:00just don't have it yeah well let's look
- 41:03at Disneyland
- 41:09here so here's one of the sky
- 41:13trams yeah doesn't this look like
- 41:16doesn't this look like
- 41:20Disneyland yeah yeah it it
- 41:23does yeah so they they've got the
- 41:28want that one yeah pretty crazy so
- 41:32English is the the major language so it
- 41:34used to be part of Malaysia and in the
- 41:38mid-60s they broke off and they said we
- 41:40want to be our own country it's got
- 41:42strong British Roots so there's a lot of
- 41:43British influence in U uh Singapore um
- 41:48it's kind of like New York City New York
- 41:51City is big enough that it could be its
- 41:54own country New York city is bigger than
- 41:56a lot of other countries right Iceland
- 41:58for example way bigger than
- 42:00Iceland Singapore was part of Malaysia
- 42:03and then just they just said we don't
- 42:05want to be part of Malaysia anymore and
- 42:06then they just broke off that's how it
- 42:08happened so if New York City wants to
- 42:10break off they'll just do exactly what
- 42:13they happen now uh the official language
- 42:17is English
- 42:20although they don't call it English they
- 42:22call it
- 42:24Singlish it is English but
- 42:28it's a little different English than
- 42:30you're used to normally hearing it's
- 42:33like you go into London if you've ever
- 42:35been to London or watch British
- 42:36television you hear him talk like this
- 42:38and text you all understand what was
- 42:40saying right and and you do have if you
- 42:43listen if you watch a British movie and
- 42:44they're talking that way at the very
- 42:46beginning you go what's that coming out
- 42:48of their mouth at the end of the movie
- 42:50you know exactly what they're saying
- 42:52it's the same thing in in um Singapore
- 42:55when you first get there it takes a
- 42:56while um but then you figure it out now
- 42:59they have other languages that are
- 43:00spoken in Singapore but English is the
- 43:02official language they're their uh
- 43:06government system they tell you that
- 43:07they are a
- 43:09democracy that is a complete lie they
- 43:13are not a democracy they're what's
- 43:15called a benevolent
- 43:17dictatorship benevolent means good now
- 43:20most dictators are bad right we all you
- 43:22hear about them all over the world
- 43:24usually that's a bad thing but think
- 43:26about it what is if you got a
- 43:29dictator who really cared and tried to
- 43:31do a good job and wasn't greedy and all
- 43:34they wanted to do was help their people
- 43:36that wouldn't be a bad system would it
- 43:39because they can get things done faster
- 43:41they can make it happen there's a lot of
- 43:43advantages to that there's disadvantages
- 43:45we know but
- 43:46advantages the problem is how do you
- 43:48find this guy how do you find a
- 43:50benevolent
- 43:51dictatorship well Singapore came pretty
- 43:54close and his name was LE you which you
- 43:56don't care he gets old his son's not
- 43:59quite young enough not quite old enough
- 44:01to take a spot so they get a get get a
- 44:03caretaker person for a few years then
- 44:05his son becomes dictator everybody gets
- 44:08to vote everybody has to vote voting is
- 44:09required and you have one choice on the
- 44:13ballot dictatorship yeah people say well
- 44:17I don't want to go to Singapore actually
- 44:18you do it is
- 44:20safe you don't have to worry about your
- 44:22stuff disappearing you put your stuff in
- 44:23a
- 44:24warehouse it is safe they don't have any
- 44:31crime do give me an idea how little
- 44:34crime they
- 44:35have there was a young American
- 44:38boy who was like 14 or 15 years old he
- 44:42went to Singapore with his parents on
- 44:45his parents were doing business in
- 44:47Singapore and he got bored so he bought
- 44:50a can of spray paint you know spray
- 44:54paint now what trouble could a little
- 44:5815-year-old boy get into with a can of
- 45:01spray paint yep so he sprays the cars
- 45:04right they caught him of
- 45:07course how do you think he was
- 45:11punished no they didn't kill him no no
- 45:14no they're they're not they're they're
- 45:16civilized they're very they only killed
- 45:18people really only way he killed is
- 45:20drugs right he got three Strokes of the
- 45:23cane you oh that's not so bad
- 45:27yes it is so stroke of the cane first
- 45:31off it's not a little thing it's a
- 45:34bamboo hole it's like six feet long and
- 45:38it's been soaked in water so it's a
- 45:39little flexible not much but a little
- 45:42bit then if you're a man a boy or guy
- 45:47whatever you take off your shirt and you
- 45:48lean against the wall right if you're a
- 45:51woman you lift up your shirt so you
- 45:53expose your
- 45:54back then musclean comes up there with
- 45:58this Big Bamboo Pole right and he is
- 46:01very good at his job right he takes it
- 46:04he doesn't go he
- 46:08goes
- 46:09boom hits the kid on the back exposed
- 46:14flesh now to give you an idea of the
- 46:16force of this thing it it it split the
- 46:19meat in his back opened up so he's got a
- 46:22big gash in his back right now it's
- 46:25flexible so it didn't break his back
- 46:27just hurt the meat right so don't worry
- 46:30Singapore has an excellent medical
- 46:32system they take him to the hospital
- 46:36they sew him up they give him two weeks
- 46:39to recover then he gets stroke number
- 46:43two now this guy is very good at his
- 46:48job so he does the same thing again and
- 46:53he hits he's very good he hits the kid
- 46:56at the exact same place he h him
- 46:59before yeah rips open the meat don't
- 47:03worry Singapore has excellent medical
- 47:07system they take him back to the
- 47:09hospital sew him up give him two weeks
- 47:12to recover then he gets stroke number
- 47:16three that the guy who does it is very
- 47:19good at his
- 47:23job hits him again breaks it open and
- 47:26send him in the hospital don't worry
- 47:27they have excellent medical care right
- 47:29and then they sew him up let him stay
- 47:31for two weeks to recover and then they
- 47:33deport he in
- 47:35his yeah there's no crime in
- 47:38Singapore there's no I mean there might
- 47:40be a little you might maybe a pickpocket
- 47:41here and now but it's there's it's weird
- 47:46you can walk through Singapore late at
- 47:48night and you're safe you're not you
- 47:51know you sometimes you sometimes you
- 47:53like go to Country Places you're at nine
- 47:55and like a little scary
- 47:57not in Singapore Singapore has three
- 47:59cultures there's Chinese Malaysian and
- 48:02Indian right there three cultures now of
- 48:06these three cultures that Singapore has
- 48:08one problem everybody wants to live
- 48:11there and people say I don't want to
- 48:13live there really show me a country
- 48:16where everybody has food housing
- 48:19education they have almost 100% literacy
- 48:21basically the only people who cannot
- 48:23read or the people who don't have eyes
- 48:25or have brain damages something
- 48:27everybody can read everybody gets School
- 48:29everybody gets medical
- 48:31care it's not a bad place to be tell me
- 48:34another place in the world where you
- 48:35have all those
- 48:38benefits yeah yeah I heard people say
- 48:41and I still hear people say this they
- 48:44well you can't chew gum in Singapore
- 48:46right they won't let you chew
- 48:48gum that is wrong you can chew gum in
- 48:51Singapore right I bought gum at a
- 48:557-Eleven in sing apore you can you still
- 48:58hear people say you can't now there was
- 49:00a while where they said you couldn't
- 49:01have chewing gum because what do people
- 49:02do with their chewing gum when they're
- 49:03finished sometimes they put it under the
- 49:05table which is just three kinds of gross
- 49:08but people do that and so the leader of
- 49:10Singapore says no gum and then they said
- 49:13well what about chewing gum that helps
- 49:14us with tobacco stop smoking cigarettes
- 49:17I says okay you can get that and then
- 49:19then so now you can have gum but guess
- 49:21what you do with your gum when you're
- 49:22finished with it you throw it away in
- 49:25the trash can right they have clear
- 49:27rules and their rules are very very
- 49:29clear but but and you know them there's
- 49:31no surprises you don't say I didn't know
- 49:33I couldn't stick gum under the there's
- 49:35no surprises but they enforce them for
- 49:38instance here's some of them they have a
- 49:40walk you know those signs say when you
- 49:42want across the street says walk and
- 49:43don't walk in the United States if it
- 49:47says don't walk we
- 49:48run right there you don't walk because
- 49:52it's about a $500 F they love that $500
- 49:54number so it's $500 fine if you get
- 49:57caught right if you use public toilets
- 50:01they expect you to flush the toilet when
- 50:03you're
- 50:04finished you say okay sure if you don't
- 50:09flush the toilet it is a $500 fine you
- 50:16say how are they going to tell if I
- 50:18flush the toilet or
- 50:21not
- 50:23no yep potty cams
- 50:27yep now there's all sorts of bad jokes I
- 50:29can say with this one and I'm not going
- 50:31to you're safe on that but potty
- 50:35cans yeah yeah by the way they've taken
- 50:38away most of potty cams they don't very
- 50:40few potty cams are still left in
- 50:41Singapore because they just replaced it
- 50:43it's a lot cheaper just to replace it
- 50:45with an automatic flush toilet isn't
- 50:47it but in the
- 50:50meantime so you got three groups of
- 50:52people they have problems everybody
- 50:54wants to live on Singapore so they got
- 50:56how you it's a tiny island nation right
- 50:59there's not enough room so they buy dirt
- 51:02from Malaysia to build their Island and
- 51:04so when I was in Singapore I stayed at
- 51:08this hotel and it was all reclaimed Land
- 51:10from the sea and it
- 51:12looked like belly College it looked like
- 51:15normal it's just flat it just it looked
- 51:17like just normal land it was all I
- 51:18looked in an older map and I could see
- 51:20that I was where I was standing should
- 51:22have been underwater but they they're
- 51:24literally built but they still they have
- 51:25too many people
- 51:27so they decided we want to try to slow
- 51:30down our population
- 51:33growth now they theyve got Chinese
- 51:35Malaysians and
- 51:36Indians which of these three is familiar
- 51:39with the concept of population
- 51:41growth the Chinese the Malaysians and
- 51:45the Indians that's not part of their
- 51:47culture so the Singaporean government
- 51:49says hey stop having so many babies the
- 51:52Chinese said well we know how that works
- 51:54sir right the Malaysians and the Indians
- 51:56said no right government can't tell us
- 52:00how many kids to have now you got a
- 52:03problem here under the Singaporean
- 52:06Constitution you have
- 52:08three three cultures three groups of
- 52:12people Singapore is Chinese Malaysian
- 52:15and India they're not one or the other
- 52:18they are all three to be one of one of
- 52:20those three is to be Singaporean that's
- 52:23and they're very proud of being
- 52:24Singaporean but they're Constitution
- 52:27says they cannot separate between the
- 52:30three if you're one of three they can't
- 52:32treat you
- 52:33differently so they got a problem here
- 52:36right they started getting more
- 52:37Malaysians and more Indians and Po
- 52:40Chinese population starts to go down now
- 52:42they don't want they don't want their
- 52:44ratios changeed they want to keep it
- 52:46like it is they like their country you
- 52:48go to Singapore you will see why they
- 52:49like their country they don't want to
- 52:51change they don't want more Indians they
- 52:52don't want fewer Indians they don't want
- 52:53so they said they kept they said
- 52:55Malaysians Indians stop having babies
- 52:57and they
- 52:58go so then the Chinese government the
- 53:01Singaporean government said this isn't
- 53:04working our ratios are starting to
- 53:05change so let's have everybody have lots
- 53:09of kids the Indians and the Malaysians
- 53:11said we're having whatever kids we want
- 53:14to do government can't tell us the
- 53:15Chinese said okay we'll have so they
- 53:18actually the government actually
- 53:20encourages High birth
- 53:22rates it gets kind of weird how they do
- 53:25that you got to go to sing to see this
- 53:27so if you're watching television there
- 53:29will be an ad on television you'll see
- 53:31it and it says have lots of children
- 53:34when you're
- 53:35young big families are fun so TV
- 53:39commercial telling you to have children
- 53:41wait it gets even
- 53:42better if you're living in Singapore and
- 53:46you're single in
- 53:49Singapore and you're not committed in a
- 53:51committed relationship in Singapore and
- 53:53you're at home like on a Friday night
- 53:55there will probably be a knock at your
- 53:59door and then you open the door and
- 54:01there'll be somebody standing there and
- 54:03they say
- 54:04hi I'm your government sponsored blind
- 54:09date our government thinks that you and
- 54:11I would be a cute couple let's go out on
- 54:13a
- 54:14date yeah the government set you up with
- 54:16blind date and you gotta go right now
- 54:19you get a couple of of of of a nose you
- 54:23can say so if somebody comes up and
- 54:25they're really gross and not your right
- 54:27you can say
- 54:28no but you only get a few of those you
- 54:33only get to say no a few times and so
- 54:35you want to save your nose for the
- 54:37really creepy people that you don't want
- 54:39to go out with so if they're even
- 54:41tolerable you go out with it now the
- 54:42government pays for your date it's nice
- 54:45but it's
- 54:48still it's still kind of
- 54:51weird Okay um uh if you you when you're
- 54:56doing business in Singapore you need to
- 54:58say that you're going to help them be
- 54:59more Singaporean I don't really know
- 55:01what that means but when you're going
- 55:04through all the government regulations
- 55:05and stuff if you if you say this is
- 55:07Singaporean you just throw that word in
- 55:09there it just opens doors it's it's just
- 55:12really really kind of kind of strange
- 55:14now it's uh it's a little Island right
- 55:17and they don't get enough rain so they
- 55:20buy raw water from
- 55:22Malaysia oh so they they buy dirt from
- 55:25Malaysia and they buy water from
- 55:28Malaysia now this water isn't very good
- 55:30so then they filter the
- 55:32water use that water to for their own
- 55:36purposes but they also make more
- 55:40filtered water than they
- 55:42use so they take the filtered water sell
- 55:46it back to Malaysia and make a
- 55:49profit did you just catch that so
- 55:52they're making money by not having
- 55:55enough water
- 55:57I mean they're really it's it's a super
- 55:59high-tech place it's it's really
- 56:00interesting uh if you go to the uh the
- 56:03docks you know you go to the where
- 56:06they're unloading the big container
- 56:07ships so if you go to them in Seattle
- 56:09you'll see people sitting in the truck
- 56:11waiting and wait it's waiting for their
- 56:13turn to get up so they can unload the
- 56:14container ship not in Singapore in
- 56:18Singapore the truck driver never stops
- 56:21he drives through he looks at a scanner
- 56:24the scanner scans his eye and identifies
- 56:29who he is as he's driving the truck down
- 56:32down the road so goes like this it
- 56:35probably looks at your license plate and
- 56:36then looks at your eyes to make sure
- 56:38that're the same color or what I don't
- 56:40know how it works but it goes it
- 56:42identifies who you are then little
- 56:46lights in front of you light up and
- 56:48shows you which boat to go which ship to
- 56:50go to you pull into that
- 56:53ship and you slow down and they put the
- 56:56container on your truck as you slow down
- 57:00they bolt it on to your trailer and then
- 57:02you follow the lights off to where
- 57:04you're supposed to go so there's no
- 57:06idling there's no sitting it's con think
- 57:09how efficient that is it's one of the
- 57:11largest ports in the world it's usually
- 57:13it's in the top three Hong Kong
- 57:15sometimes beats it sometimes doesn't it
- 57:17depends on how you measure it it's still
- 57:19a big port and it's it's amazing how it
- 57:23works um it's sinfully located
- 57:27so it's a safe place to store your goods
- 57:29and it's not that hard to get them to
- 57:31all over all over that the part of the
- 57:33world I mean you have over half the
- 57:35world's population within six- hour
- 57:37flight I mean it's centrally located
- 57:40it's safe very low
- 57:42taxes why low taxes because they don't
- 57:44have to worry about crime crime you pay
- 57:47a lot for they having those policemen
- 57:48out there don't you now they have
- 57:49policemen there but not like we do they
- 57:53don't have as many and yet it's
- 57:54perfectly safe wow now you're not
- 57:58allowed to trash talk to leader when
- 57:59you're in Singapore here if you say I
- 58:01don't like our president people say yeah
- 58:03okay shut up right but they there's
- 58:05nothing wrong with it in
- 58:07Singapore you don't do that you say you
- 58:10say so if you go to Singapore you talk
- 58:11to somebody what do you think of your
- 58:12government oh I love it it's the best
- 58:14government in the world that's all that
- 58:17they will tell you now with one
- 58:19exception taxis you get in a taxi they
- 58:24will tell you everything they'll say
- 58:26what's good about it what's bad about it
- 58:28taxes have come it was the only area I
- 58:31could get into where people would
- 58:33actually tell me besides it's wonderful
- 58:36right it's kind of like Disneyland if
- 58:37you go to Disneyland and ask an employee
- 58:39what they think about Disneyland they
- 58:40always go oh we love this places even if
- 58:42they hate it they're always gonna say
- 58:45that same thing here in in a
- 58:50Singapore so let's look at doing
- 58:54business this this is doing business
- 58:57around the world so you look the old
- 58:59ranking was 79 and 100 70 China was
- 59:0479th India was
- 59:14100 now this is done by the World Bank
- 59:17as you can see it's done by the World
- 59:19Bank so World Bank is not political
- 59:22right so uh World
- 59:24Bank so let's see what countries are the
- 59:27easiest this ranks them as ease number
- 59:30one is New Zealand yeah why New Zealand
- 59:32is number one on that I don't really
- 59:37know
- 59:38um um but it is it's and it's been there
- 59:42for about the last five years before
- 59:45it's just shot up recently but go back
- 59:4710 years it wasn't up there it was
- 59:50wasn't bad but it wasn't as high number
- 59:52two is Singapore number three is Hong
- 59:55Kong right and Hong Kong and Singapore
- 59:58flip back and forth depending on what's
- 1:00:00happening this year um you know Hong
- 1:00:03Kong they got some protests going on it
- 1:00:05makes a little bit more difficult to do
- 1:00:07but Hong Kong's still real easy to to do
- 1:00:10business the thing is though New Zealand
- 1:00:14it's a small country there aren't very
- 1:00:16many people in New Zealand got a lot of
- 1:00:19land but you've been to Auckland it's
- 1:00:21not a big city it's like Tacoma you know
- 1:00:25Singapore a city but it's still you
- 1:00:28can't compare right Hong Kong is a city
- 1:00:31right Denmark okay Denmark's got some
- 1:00:34more people uh it's not a city but you
- 1:00:37can't compare Denmark to China you just
- 1:00:40can't right Korea this is South Korea in
- 1:00:43case you didn't
- 1:00:44know yeah Korea is number five okay
- 1:00:47there's a lot of people there but you
- 1:00:49can't compare them to China or the
- 1:00:51United States United States number
- 1:00:54six that's pretty good good that's
- 1:00:57pretty good considering that we're like
- 1:00:58the third biggest country in the world
- 1:01:01population
- 1:01:03wise that's pretty that means that it's
- 1:01:06pretty easy to do business here okay and
- 1:01:08then we go down we see all The Usual
- 1:01:11Suspects Sweden
- 1:01:15Australia China no
- 1:01:20Taiwan
- 1:01:22Finland where's China
- 1:01:26where's come come on China there it is
- 1:01:2931st wait did you see
- 1:01:31that not long ago it was
- 1:01:3479th now it's
- 1:01:3731st W China's China's improving they're
- 1:01:41they're Skyrock they're going up that's
- 1:01:42why Walmart's in China they're not doing
- 1:01:45it you don't you don't see Walmarts in
- 1:01:48India nope well maybe there is one I
- 1:01:52sure didn't see him I didn't see a lot
- 1:01:57what other countries do we have here
- 1:01:58let's see where's
- 1:02:00India come on
- 1:02:02India come on
- 1:02:05India come on India there we are
- 1:02:0963 India's getting better only if you
- 1:02:13include Green Technology if you don't
- 1:02:15talk about Green Technology they're Dro
- 1:02:17way down the list but that is an
- 1:02:20entrance into
- 1:02:24India okay now where is it hard to do
- 1:02:30business so lonstein lonstein is not
- 1:02:33tough to do business it's just not on
- 1:02:35the on the on the they don't have data
- 1:02:37for it so some of these should not be
- 1:02:40too too surprising Venezuela yeah that's
- 1:02:44a that place is it's a failed country
- 1:02:46right now it's a failed government Yemen
- 1:02:49they're at War it's a failed government
- 1:02:50Libya
- 1:02:52failed uh all these countries these
- 1:02:55shouldn't be that
- 1:02:58surprising you know these are the places
- 1:03:00where it's really tough to do business
- 1:03:03the the lowest of these countries that
- 1:03:05I've been to is
- 1:03:06Madagascar you can't do business in
- 1:03:08Madagascar you can't you can do uh
- 1:03:12holidays right so you can go out to
- 1:03:14where the there still is a little bit of
- 1:03:16a jungle and you can put some some
- 1:03:19luxury Huts up and uh on the beach and
- 1:03:23been to those and they're fun but
- 1:03:26you can't do business you go to the big
- 1:03:28cities it's just you're you you say how
- 1:03:33does this how do people get their food
- 1:03:35and I talked to some people and this one
- 1:03:37guy was had started up a business with
- 1:03:40making a school to teach people how to
- 1:03:42read
- 1:03:43English and he actually got a grant from
- 1:03:46the United Nations uh and he had to
- 1:03:49close it because he couldn't he couldn't
- 1:03:51make it work you
- 1:03:53know so
- 1:03:56those are our that's doing business now
- 1:03:58that's just kind of interesting we said
- 1:03:59Singapore Singapore is very uh safe
- 1:04:04place to store your
- 1:04:05goods yeah let's see so this is
- 1:04:07transparent International Transparency
- 1:04:10International is also considered
- 1:04:13non-political uh and this is where they
- 1:04:15rank uh levels of
- 1:04:19corruption right so what countries are
- 1:04:22corrupt and what countries aren't
- 1:04:24corrupt
- 1:04:26because corruption messes with you okay
- 1:04:28come on where is it oh where's the
- 1:04:33ranking I don't want a
- 1:04:37video
- 1:04:38they here results let's see if that
- 1:04:43works yeah here we
- 1:04:46go so these list the countries that are
- 1:04:49most corrupt to and least
- 1:04:53corrupt up here a little bit
- 1:04:56so if you look Canada one of the least
- 1:04:59corrupt countries in the world it's and
- 1:05:01it is it's it's very honest you can say
- 1:05:04I don't like the the Canadian government
- 1:05:06well they're honest Iceland honest
- 1:05:10northern European countries very honest
- 1:05:13they pay their taxes they do everything
- 1:05:15Southern European countries oh
- 1:05:19Italy Spain yeah yeah they got some yeah
- 1:05:24then you get Libya
- 1:05:27bad right Madagascar is bad and I been
- 1:05:31to Madagascar it's bad Japan do you know
- 1:05:34something
- 1:05:36though how many poor countries are there
- 1:05:41in
- 1:05:46yellow I don't see any poor countries in
- 1:05:49yellow I see rich countries in
- 1:05:52yellow and also did you notice that as
- 1:05:55the color starts to get redder and
- 1:05:59darker they start to get
- 1:06:02poor
- 1:06:05Venezuela yeah yeah Venezuela or
- 1:06:09Colombia I can't can't remember M there
- 1:06:12it goes
- 1:06:13yep oh do you see that it's getting
- 1:06:19better wow
- 1:06:22now 168 out of 198 and that's better
- 1:06:26that's an improvement that's what that
- 1:06:28little green arrow means yeah where's
- 1:06:31the United
- 1:06:33States 22 out of 198 in going down I
- 1:06:37don't think that's any
- 1:06:39surprise um that we've been been going
- 1:06:44down look at New
- 1:06:48Zealand
- 1:06:51two yeah two
- 1:06:55H ease of doing
- 1:06:57business one let's look at
- 1:07:02Singapore can we get Singapore here
- 1:07:06let's see Singapore
- 1:07:09is it's not
- 1:07:12Singapore sing
- 1:07:14course right
- 1:07:20there number
- 1:07:23three h
- 1:07:26huh number three number
- 1:07:29two yeah kind of
- 1:07:33fun where is
- 1:07:38China well I know where China is but I
- 1:07:40mean where they ranked
- 1:07:4287th and it's going
- 1:07:47down anyway this is a fun a fun little
- 1:07:51uh chart
- 1:07:55now let's talk about doing business in
- 1:07:57the Middle East a lot of people say well
- 1:08:00you know they hate Americans in the
- 1:08:01Middle East they do not hate Americans
- 1:08:04fact United States Department of
- 1:08:06Commerce did a
- 1:08:09survey see if sometimes it
- 1:08:13computer okay so they did a survey and
- 1:08:17they asked people in the Middle East
- 1:08:20what they thought about American
- 1:08:21Products not American culture American
- 1:08:25Products
- 1:08:26they had over a 90% favorability rating
- 1:08:30for American Products that's the highest
- 1:08:32in the
- 1:08:33world well that's higher than America
- 1:08:36has for American
- 1:08:37Products yeah so you say go to a go
- 1:08:41don't believe me go up to somebody go to
- 1:08:42anybody and say which is better a Toyota
- 1:08:46or a
- 1:08:47Chrysler they're not gonna say Chrysler
- 1:08:50right they're not gonna say Fiat we'll
- 1:08:52talk about that later too right they're
- 1:08:54gonna say we is a lot better and Honda's
- 1:08:56a lot better yeah yeah you go to the
- 1:08:58Middle East they like their cars but uh
- 1:09:02generally they're not so big in Japanese
- 1:09:06sorts of stuff they're more they love
- 1:09:07American Products now there's some
- 1:09:09exceptions anything dealing with popular
- 1:09:11culture they don't so if you say hey do
- 1:09:14you want to buy my computers or do you
- 1:09:15want to buy my wheat or want to buy my
- 1:09:17corn I want to buy my airplanes they
- 1:09:20love it right you say hey you want to
- 1:09:22you want to have Madonna come and do a
- 1:09:25concert here in Saudi
- 1:09:27Arabia not so much right so as a
- 1:09:31business person if you try want to do
- 1:09:33business in the Middle
- 1:09:35East as long as you stay away from
- 1:09:38popular culture stuff you'll do very
- 1:09:41well you'll do extremely
- 1:09:44well yeah so just it's not doing that
- 1:09:48should you or not it you should it's how
- 1:09:51you do business that's what's more
- 1:09:53important and we'll talk more about how
- 1:09:55to do businesses in other countries uh
- 1:09:58next time thanks a buch bye-bye
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