China did it again.. — Transcript

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1. 0:00All right, so this is the one from the
2. 0:02Blacksmith channel.
3. 0:03So, this is the second game. Like, you
4. 0:05know, we had Blacksmith Wukong.
5. 0:08This is Blacksmith Song Que. I I think
6. 0:10he's like a necromancer or something
7. 0:12like that. I I don't
8. 0:14I don't really know.
9. 0:16Anyway, let's watch it.
10. 0:20>> [bell]
11. 0:22>> King of Ghosts.
12. 0:23Close enough.
13. 0:40Looks very good.
14. 0:53Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
15. 1:05There he is.
16. 1:11Bro, I might be real.
17. 1:19That's crazy.
18. 1:23That's insane.
19. 1:27>> [laughter]
20. 1:27>> Are you kidding me?
21. 1:29Look at that.
22. 1:31That's a game.
23. 1:44Look at the trees.
24. 1:47Oh, wow.
25. 1:53Who's that?
26. 2:05>> Oh.
27. 2:07Uh-oh.
28. 2:12Uh. Uh.
29. 2:22Oh.
30. 2:28There's on the boat.
31. 2:33What the [ __ ] is going [music] on?
32. 2:36There's no way that's going to [ __ ]
33. 2:39Oh, I guess it's bamboo, so it's got
34. 2:41water inside the little holes.
35. 2:45Yeah.
36. 2:46Nah. Nah, bro. There's no way.
37. 2:50There's no way it would sink.
38. 2:55Yeah.
39. 2:58This isn't realistic at all.
40. 3:00Look at the water.
41. 3:02This [ __ ] was crazy.
42. 3:08You have to believe.
43. 3:13Who's this guy?
44. 3:17Oh, is this a
45. 3:18Is this actually just going to go
46. 3:19straight into combat?
47. 3:23I think it is, actually.
48. 3:26Damn.
49. 3:27Yeah, this is actual game.
50. 3:28Oh, hold up. Hold up. Let me move it up.
51. 3:34Damn.
52. 3:41Jesus.
53. 3:47Boys, after this, we have to watch the
54. 3:49Wolverine leak.
55. 3:51We have to watch the Wolverine leaks
56. 3:53after this.
57. 3:54Holy.
58. 3:59Oh, yes.
59. 4:00Yes.
60. 4:13If if I if I do end up going to China,
61. 4:16I I'm going to see if I can go to their
62. 4:18studio.
63. 4:19And I like
64. 4:20I actually think like these games are
65. 4:22like [ __ ] S-tier games.
66. 4:25>> [groaning]
67. 4:30>> Be [ __ ] badass.
68. 4:34Jesus.
69. 4:41Is it in Hangzhou? It's a third-tier
70. 4:43city. Is that bad?
71. 4:53So it's now it's this game, Phantom
72. 4:56Blade Zero, and Blood Message
73. 4:59that they're all making.
74. 5:03Jesus Christ.
75. 5:05That was crazy.
76. 5:08Watch the dodge.
77. 5:12>> [screaming]
78. 5:22[screaming]
79. 5:25>> Damn.
80. 5:28Damn.
81. 5:32>> [groaning]
82. 5:38>> Mhm.
83. 5:49>> I really like the red sword cuz it
84. 5:51reminds me of the Mortal Blade in
85. 5:53Sekiro.
86. 6:00God damn.
87. 6:09Let me see if he's still alive.
88. 6:23What the [ __ ]
89. 6:25Wait, why?
90. 6:45Is it like
91. 6:47like a legal obligation to make it to
92. 6:49where every Souls-like game has annoying
93. 6:52dogs that hit you even though you try to
94. 6:54dodge them?
95. 6:55Like at this point, I feel like it's
96. 6:57like an obligation.
97. 7:00Every game has the They're so [ __ ]
98. 7:03annoying.
99. 7:10God damn.
100. 7:15God damn. Oh, hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
101. 7:34Oh, man.
102. 7:39Oh, man.
103. 7:43That is just really something special.
104. 7:48Didn't the old man look like Mephisto
105. 7:49from Diablo?
106. 7:51Not really.
107. 7:55Just two old Asian guys.
108. 7:59Oh, [ __ ]
109. 8:08It's winsy-twinsy defenders.
110. 8:12What the [ __ ]
111. 8:21That's awesome.
112. 8:27Wow.
113. 8:32And so now you have the sword, too. And
114. 8:34that's Yeah, this is gameplay.
115. 8:37God damn.
116. 8:45Watch this.
117. 8:50Man.
118. 8:58Man.
119. 9:03You like such single path games? No, I
120. 9:05love open world games. I'm going to play
121. 9:06Valheim when it comes out.
122. 9:08I beat the whole game twice.
123. 9:11Once on release, and then when the
124. 9:12Mistlands came out. I love open world
125. 9:14games. I play mostly open world games,
126. 9:16actually.
127. 9:18I like games, honestly, I like games
128. 9:20like Dark Souls 1
129. 9:22where like it's like a pseudo open
130. 9:24world, but it's not really open world.
131. 9:28I think those are actually the best
132. 9:29games.
133. 9:30Nioh 2 was a little bit like that.
134. 9:36Lords of the Fallen? Yeah, you could say
135. 9:38something like that.
136. 9:40I mean, I played the first one of these
137. 9:41games.
138. 9:45Wu Chang, I played that one, too.
139. 9:50Look at that.
140. 9:52Jesus.
141. 9:55Jesus. Let's tell her blade. Yeah, I
142. 9:57played Starblade. I beat it.
143. 10:01Good game. I play I I I play every
144. 10:02single one of these games.
145. 10:04It's like a mental disorder I have.
146. 10:07I just like playing them. Oh, this guy
147. 10:08is the boss, 100%
148. 10:10100% a boss. Who's the boss?
149. 10:14Wait, what? It's not a boss?
150. 10:19What?
151. 10:24Oh.
152. 10:34Was there any underwater stuff in Liu
153. 10:36Kang? I don't think so, right?
154. 10:44No. Yeah, you fought that [ __ ] ass that
155. 10:47was on the beach, but that was it.
156. 10:51He was annoying.
157. 10:57You going to try and resurrect her?
158. 11:08What the [ __ ]
159. 11:14He kind of looks like you.
160. 11:16I don't know about that.
161. 11:22I ain't get that hair transplant then,
162. 11:23maybe.
163. 11:27Oh, bro. Look who it is.
164. 11:31So, he got shells as wings.
165. 11:38Damn.
166. 11:46See, in America, this would be one of
167. 11:48our congresswoman.
168. 12:00Okay, so you can break the shell, too?
169. 12:06Oh my god.
170. 12:10>> [groaning]
171. 12:16>> Is it always a parry, I bet? Or like an
172. 12:18attack reversal.
173. 12:25Damn.
174. 12:26We knocked the barnacles off his ass.
175. 12:31Is he going to do the Orphan of Kos
176. 12:33where he's like
177. 12:35hitting you with it?
178. 12:41No.
179. 12:48I thought that's what was going to
180. 12:49happen.
181. 12:56Oh.
182. 12:59I think one thing that Wukong did really
183. 13:01well is that they prioritized cool
184. 13:03factor over difficulty. And things like
185. 13:06this, like for example, like
186. 13:10Like this is the same thing that like
187. 13:12for example, like Horah Lou has in Elden
188. 13:14Ring. It's not really hard, is it? It's
189. 13:17not that hard, but it's super [ __ ]
190. 13:19cool.
191. 13:31>> [groaning]
192. 13:35>> Oh.
193. 13:43Oh, he can do summons, too.
194. 13:48Holy [ __ ]
195. 13:50Bring out the boys.
196. 13:55>> [groaning]
197. 14:03[screaming]
198. 14:04>> You see, in a just world, we would have
199. 14:07Western studios making Black Myth
200. 14:10Hercules and Black Myth Odysseus.
201. 14:15But, we don't have that.
202. 14:21But, you know,
203. 14:23maybe one day, right? We got God of War.
204. 14:25That's the closest thing we got.
205. 14:31Thanks, Obama. True.
206. 14:37Oh.
207. 14:44Oh, oh, it's the old guy.
208. 14:46The old guy's tea buffing him with
209. 14:48posted notes.
210. 14:54It's like stupid ass.
211. 14:59The lightning attacks.
212. 15:03I wonder if he's able to use the thunder
213. 15:05attacks because it started raining.
214. 15:09Oh. Oh, that guy's still there.
215. 15:21Uh-huh.
216. 15:22There it is.
217. 15:23Damn.
218. 15:27Yeah, now he's getting [ __ ] up.
219. 15:31I do think having a necromancer fantasy
220. 15:33in a game that
221. 15:36like it it's so hard to balance that,
222. 15:38right? Because like the idea for example
223. 15:41like in solo leveling where like you can
224. 15:43do that, but it doesn't just become
225. 15:45super OP.
226. 15:47Like if you can make a game and like
227. 15:49lock that in, it would be perfect.
228. 15:57>> So he can switch to the summon?
229. 16:00>> Well, you can probably if he's like a
230. 16:02master of ghosts or something.
231. 16:05>> The [ __ ]
232. 16:10>> It looks like he can like take over
233. 16:12their spirit.
234. 16:13Like merge his spirit with them or
235. 16:15something.
236. 16:17>> That was sick. Yeah, it was really bad
237. 16:18ass.
238. 16:21So it's kind of like the summons in
239. 16:22Wukong, but
240. 16:24they also have like their own AI, too.
241. 16:28I thought the summons were really cool.
242. 16:35What game is this?
243. 16:36>> [screaming]
244. 16:37>> Uh
245. 16:38>> Black Myth, what's the name again?
246. 16:39>> Zhong Kui.
247. 16:41I think that's how I say it, I don't
248. 17:12>> Damn.
249. 17:16Dude, get back in the water.
250. 17:23Holy.
251. 17:25I wonder if that's the same spirit that
252. 17:27you're going to be fighting with
253. 17:28regularly.
254. 17:30Or if you're going to be able to get
255. 17:31different [music] ones like in Wukong.
256. 17:39>> [music]
257. 17:41>> Jesus.
258. 17:45Bro, like
259. 17:47>> [laughter]
260. 17:48>> Give me a minute. I got to use the
261. 17:49bathroom.
262. 17:51So, he's getting uh he getting sauteed?
263. 17:55Getting boiled?
264. 17:58Fat boy being boiled?
265. 18:01Uh-oh.
266. 18:05That's the guy.
267. 18:09Oh, damn.
268. 18:17Dress him up like a girl.
269. 18:20Oh.
270. 18:25Damn.
271. 18:27>> [music]
272. 18:29>> Oh.
273. 18:33It's going to be you? Yeah.
274. 18:36>> [music]
275. 18:42[music]
276. 18:46>> Who is this?
277. 18:53What the [ __ ]
278. 19:03>> [music]
279. 19:07>> We've got to watch the Wolverine [ __ ]
280. 19:09after this.
281. 19:13Wow.
282. 19:20That's crazy.
283. 19:24Jesus, look at that.
284. 19:28>> [music]
285. 19:31>> That's amazing.
286. 19:33>> [music]
287. 19:40>> Wow.
288. 19:43I
289. 19:45I mean, obviously I'm going to play
290. 19:46this, right? I'm obviously going to play
291. 19:49this. Like, I'm so excited about playing
292. 19:50this game. This is going to be [ __ ]
293. 19:52awesome, right? I mean, I think that
294. 19:54like I mean, as I said, I played Where
295. 19:56is it?
296. 19:57Uh Black Myth: Wukong, where [ __ ] is it?
297. 19:59There it is. I played Black Myth: Wukong
298. 20:01to completion uh enough times to where I
299. 20:04was able to get all of the uh upgrades
300. 20:07and get Wukong's stance unlocked after
301. 20:10beating New Game Plus two or three.
302. 20:13So, I really did play this game a lot.
303. 20:15Played the [ __ ] out of this game. I love
304. 20:17this game.
305. 20:19So, that was it. No game uh game of the
306. 20:21year? It should have been game of the
307. 20:22year. It should It should have Everybody
308. 20:24knows it should have been game of the
309. 20:25year.