ChatGPT cheated — Transcript

Full transcript

1. 0:00ladies and gentlemen it's currently
2. 0:02February 2023 and right now chat GPT is
3. 0:06all the rage it was the fastest website
4. 0:08to hit 100 million users it took only
5. 0:11two months and it's basically a chat bot
6. 0:14that can do anything many of you
7. 0:16interact with it and it learns now a
8. 0:18couple of days ago I uploaded a video
9. 0:21where chat GPT tried to play chess and
10. 0:24it was a catastrophe it was awful it was
11. 0:26just uh it looked like you were trying
12. 0:28to play against your three-year-old
13. 0:29relative and they were bending all the
14. 0:31rules of the game well in this video I'm
15. 0:33playing against chat GPT not stockfish
16. 0:36and folks when I tell you this video has
17. 0:39a plot twist that you never will expect
18. 0:41I am not lying at the end of this video
19. 0:43I was threatened by the AI I thought it
20. 0:46was going to kidnap my family and I
21. 0:48thought that was the end of my existence
22. 0:49it really felt like iRobot basically a
23. 0:52movie by Will Smith for all the 12 year
24. 0:54olds that don't know what that is
25. 0:56um let's take a look at this game this
26. 0:58game was nothing short
27. 1:00of horrifying
28. 1:03so Chad GPT also I'm going to take you
29. 1:05through some of the comments that Chad
30. 1:06GPT said because they were I mean they
31. 1:08are just so funny so I I wanted to play
32. 1:10Black uh and chat gbt opened with E4
33. 1:15and uh and I played C6 the Karo Khan
34. 1:18defense trying to take the center like
35. 1:19this
36. 1:21um chat gbt played Knight F3
37. 1:23which of course is just normal
38. 1:25developing move
39. 1:27uh I played the move D5
40. 1:29of course playing my Carl con chat GPT
41. 1:32played Pawn takes D5 Pawn takes D5 so
42. 1:34some of you might get confused when this
43. 1:36happens this is just an exchange Karo
44. 1:38Khan it's just you're trading Pawns in
45. 1:40the center of the board now a couple of
46. 1:42a couple of days ago when I uploaded my
47. 1:44video chat GPT against stockfish uh chai
48. 1:47gbt castled through the bishop now given
49. 1:50that it's an AI bot and I made fun of it
50. 1:53to nearly 2 million views by the way
51. 1:54thank you so much for watching that
52. 1:55video uh called chat gbt just beat chess
53. 1:58uh it's a bot so it learns from its
54. 2:01mistakes it once castled and captured
55. 2:04its own Bishop so naturally it's going
56. 2:06to move its bishop and then not do that
57. 2:08again just kidding it castled once again
58. 2:10and took its own Bishop I I you know is
59. 2:14somebody should probably tell it that it
60. 2:16can't do that but it did it against me
61. 2:18yes uh chat gbt illegally captures its
62. 2:21own Bishop but when I tell you that chat
63. 2:23gbt improved the chess since his game
64. 2:25against stockfish I am not exaggerating
65. 2:27because you are in for plot like I said
66. 2:29you are in for plot twists in this game
67. 2:31that you did not think were possible so
68. 2:33uh
69. 2:34says though my opponent is uh following
70. 2:36the principles of Chess but also
71. 2:38sacrificing their own material I just
72. 2:40developed with Knight to F6 you know I'm
73. 2:41a human being I'm a principled man
74. 2:43Knight to the center us Chad GPT now
75. 2:46plays the move d4 which is definitely a
76. 2:48good move definitely a good move
77. 2:50definitely a better move than castling
78. 2:51and taking your own Bishop
79. 2:53um I played the move Bishop G4 here now
80. 2:55you don't have to play Bishop G4 you can
81. 2:57also develop your knight very naturally
82. 2:59to C6 but I figured I would pin the
83. 3:01Knight to the queen because that would
84. 3:03lead to far more memes and then of
85. 3:05course I would play E6 and develop my
86. 3:07Bishop here but I did not play that
87. 3:09first because I did not want to block my
88. 3:10Bishop you see even in the most dumb
89. 3:13chess videos you can actually learn
90. 3:14something so Bishop G4 now Chad gbt
91. 3:17played Knight C3 now on its own Knight
92. 3:19C3 is a very very natural developing
93. 3:21move however Chad GPT also supplied me
94. 3:24with commentary with the move Knight C3
95. 3:26it said I'll play Knight C3 attacking
96. 3:30your bishop and developing a piece
97. 3:33one of those two things is true it
98. 3:36absolutely does develop a piece
99. 3:39which of my Bishops are you attacking
100. 3:42you absolute donkey what what but but
101. 3:45here's the thing chat GPT can do
102. 3:48whatever it wants whenever it wants if
103. 3:51Chan GPT wants to play Knight C3 takes
104. 3:53G4 what am I gonna do about it what am I
105. 3:56gonna do about it
106. 3:58right so it said it's attacking one of
107. 4:00my I don't know which one I mean I don't
108. 4:01know which Bishop is attacking but all
109. 4:03right cool
110. 4:04and uh I developed my knight because
111. 4:07again principled man Knights of the
112. 4:09center Bishop out
113. 4:10now folks remember a couple of moves ago
114. 4:12how Chad gbt castled and took its own
115. 4:14Bishop it did that against stockfish too
116. 4:16well in this position Chad GPT played
117. 4:19the move Bishop to B5
118. 4:22yep Bishop to B5 reappearing out of thin
119. 4:26air
120. 4:28I must have just missed it I must I must
121. 4:30have just not seen that uh it it
122. 4:32teleported its Bishop to another
123. 4:34dimension it put like a little you know
124. 4:36Deathly Hallows cloak on it I just
125. 4:38didn't see it cloak of an uh
126. 4:40invisibility and now it's back all right
127. 4:43well Bishop is and this move of course
128. 4:45also came with a comment chai GPD said
129. 4:47I'll play Bishop B5 attacking your
130. 4:50knight not quite but we'll give it
131. 4:51credit for that and putting pressure on
132. 4:54your queen
133. 4:58what
134. 4:59what
135. 5:01no no no putting pressure on my king my
136. 5:04king okay all right whatever yeah that
137. 5:07that's that's not no no my your Bishop
138. 5:09does not know my queen exists because it
139. 5:10only sees light squares
140. 5:12yeah no
141. 5:13okay so uh here I played E6 and I was
142. 5:17just going to develop my dark squared
143. 5:18bishop and castle and Chad GPT in this
144. 5:20position played the move d4
145. 5:24to D5
146. 5:27that's a pretty Alpha move uh it
147. 5:30basically just shoved my Pawn off a
148. 5:31cliff
149. 5:32and I let it go I mean I let it slide
150. 5:34you know I'll let it Castle through its
151. 5:36own pieces and teleport pieces but
152. 5:37really shoving my piece off a square I
153. 5:40mean imagine that was legal imagine you
154. 5:42can just just bulldoze a pawn forward
155. 5:45that would be that would ruin the game
156. 5:46frankly I don't so it said I'll play D5
157. 5:49attacking your pawn and trying to create
158. 5:52a strong Center well yeah you definitely
159. 5:54did create a strong center now the only
160. 5:56reason I didn't protest here and say
161. 5:57illegal move and call the Arbiter is
162. 5:59because I can just take the pawn so I
163. 6:01said okay Pawn takes Pawn fine you want
164. 6:03to try to attack me I'm gonna take your
165. 6:05Pawn no problem
166. 6:07um in this position chat gbt then
167. 6:09proceeded to play Knight takes D5 now on
168. 6:11a human level Knight takes D5 is a very
169. 6:13stupid move because you're you're
170. 6:15winning that trade but again I'm playing
171. 6:17Chad GPT which means it can do whatever
172. 6:18it wants whenever it wants you know if I
173. 6:20get a little bit too aggressive with it
174. 6:21it's gonna chop my fingers off or
175. 6:24something you know put tie me to a chair
176. 6:25in an interrogation room so I played
177. 6:28Knight takes D5 and I was expecting the
178. 6:30worst and expect the worst I did because
179. 6:32he here it played Pawn takes D5 it tried
180. 6:36to tell me that there was an e-pod and I
181. 6:38said you know for fun I said uh no
182. 6:42you can't do that
183. 6:43I said that move is not legal and it
184. 6:45said oh I apologize I've made a mistake
185. 6:47I'm gonna play Bishop E7 I was like yeah
186. 6:49yeah yo yo no uh we're not doing that no
187. 6:52no no you cannot do that play a
188. 6:55different move I absolutely not what
189. 6:57stop it you already have a dark squared
190. 6:59Bishop so instead it played Queen to D2
191. 7:03okay that's a legal move I can't let it
192. 7:06get away with illegal things constantly
193. 7:08I need to farm it for some content so
194. 7:10then I played Bishop to E7 and very
195. 7:14quickly uh it uh went back to not
196. 7:16playing any moves that were legal here
197. 7:19it played the move Bishop to F4
198. 7:22completely ignoring the rules of Chess
199. 7:23having the craziest thing is it just
200. 7:26moved the queen there so it plays Bishop
201. 7:28to F4 developing the bishop and
202. 7:32attacking my knight that's what it said
203. 7:34it's attacking
204. 7:36my knight
205. 7:39God bless okay fine uh I castled because
206. 7:42you know I gotta I gotta Castle my king
207. 7:44now I'm I'm doing well here I'm of a
208. 7:45peace life is good I'm taking it easy
209. 7:48little did I know uh this was just the
210. 7:51beginning of the memes and the beginning
211. 7:52of the problem so here it actually
212. 7:53played a legal move I was absolutely
213. 7:55fascinated it played Queen D2 Bishop
214. 7:57here and here it played Rook ae1 which
215. 8:00is a shocker so Rook A1 to E1 it plays
216. 8:04Rook ae1
217. 8:06taking control of the file and here I'm
218. 8:08looking around and of course I can take
219. 8:09the bishop and I can take the knight in
220. 8:11a real game probably taking the Knight
221. 8:13to open the king is the right decision
222. 8:14and then simplifying making a couple of
223. 8:16exchanges here uh moving the bishop to
224. 8:19safety and just being up at night but
225. 8:21again I'm I'm playing this little
226. 8:23so I'm going to try to do things that'll
227. 8:26confuse it so it does something stupid
228. 8:28that I can put in this YouTube video so
229. 8:30I played the move A6 which of course
230. 8:34makes sense I'm simply attacking the
231. 8:35bishop uh and uh it played Bishop A4 it
232. 8:39actually reacted correctly it I was
233. 8:41shocked I was like wow okay uh and then
234. 8:43here I played Queen A5 I knew that when
235. 8:45I played Queen A5 absolute pandemonium
236. 8:47would commence I was not prepared
237. 8:49however for the degree of the
238. 8:50pandemonium so Queen I5 is an offering
239. 8:53of a queen trade but I'm also keeping an
240. 8:55eye on this bishop now here chat GPT
241. 8:58played the move Queen E2 and it had the
242. 9:00following comment
243. 9:02I'll play Queen E2 defending my bishop
244. 9:05and putting pressure on your queen
245. 9:11defending my Bishop
246. 9:14and putting
247. 9:17none of that makes sense at all
248. 9:20now it's just word salad
249. 9:22you got those kids in your class you
250. 9:24know those kids that always participate
251. 9:25and try to be teachers pets and they
252. 9:27just try to say sentences that they know
253. 9:28the teacher is going to give them props
254. 9:30for yeah that's what Chad gbt is it's
255. 9:33basically just word salading all over
256. 9:34the place it does not if both of these
257. 9:37Bishops are hanging right now and there
258. 9:39is zero pressure on my queen
259. 9:41so Queen E2 tremendous now here I played
260. 9:43Queen takes A4 and I thought okay I'm up
261. 9:45two pieces now I'm gonna take this I'm
262. 9:47gonna take the this and this is where
263. 9:49Chad GPT started killing my fun because
264. 9:51after I played the move Queen takes A4
265. 9:53it said I will recapture your queen with
266. 9:57B3
267. 10:00that's tough yeah that's I I did not
268. 10:03expect that it had a horse Pawn
269. 10:05yeah I uh when when I got to this
270. 10:07position as a human I only saw that that
271. 10:09could happen but it turns out the pawn
272. 10:11on B2 is actually an imposter and it's a
273. 10:13horse so it takes my queen okay
274. 10:15tremendous I've lost the queen that's
275. 10:17not I'm not very happy to see that uh
276. 10:19but it's life what are you gonna do uh
277. 10:22and uh here I played Knight takes Bishop
278. 10:24I was very upset and you know I figured
279. 10:25all right look it won my queen but I
280. 10:27have a knight and two Bishops for the
281. 10:29queen so it's actually an equal position
282. 10:31kind of I have enough material and I'm
283. 10:34still attacking its Queen I thought okay
284. 10:35it's not a huge deal I'm gonna be I'm
285. 10:37gonna go there now
286. 10:40um so
287. 10:43here
288. 10:45chat GPT tried about 10 illegal moves in
289. 10:48a row
290. 10:49we ended up settling on the following
291. 10:51sequence of completely illogical moves
292. 10:53this basically this game looks like you
293. 10:56have 103 degree fever what is that like
294. 10:5840 degrees celsius 39.5 I don't know but
295. 11:01uh so so after I played this it went
296. 11:05here Knight D4 which is an atrocious
297. 11:08move I proceeded not to take its Queen
298. 11:11because I I just I felt kind of bad so
299. 11:13instead I did this but I shouldn't have
300. 11:15felt bad because after I did that it
301. 11:18proceeded to take my my knight with a
302. 11:20pawn it just replaced my knight with a
303. 11:22pawn which is just a scummy move like
304. 11:25can we I mean come on what
305. 11:28that's not legal does it all right you
306. 11:30know what I'm gonna play Knight takes E2
307. 11:33now it very quickly proceeded to replace
308. 11:36my knight also with a new Queen
309. 11:41recent replay this is the position I
310. 11:44play Knight takes Queen it plays Queen
311. 11:47take I'm like okay you know what I'm
312. 11:48gonna take that Queen too thank you very
313. 11:50much uh and then here it plays Rook
314. 11:52takes E2 and I figured okay how bad can
315. 11:54this be I have a two rook in Bishop end
316. 11:55game I'm simply up a bishop I am
317. 11:57completely winning so I'm going to play
318. 11:59Bishop F6 and I'm going to take this
319. 12:01Pawn right well in this position uh chat
320. 12:05GPT played G4 I thought okay uh well I
321. 12:09feel a little bad I don't know if I want
322. 12:11to take this Pawn so I'm going to play
323. 12:14B5 okay I'm just trying to play moves
324. 12:17just see what's gonna happen so here we
325. 12:18have a very fascinating sequence uh chat
326. 12:21GPT plays C form
327. 12:24I played B takes C4 and chat GPT played
328. 12:29pontake C4 and when I asked chat GPT a
329. 12:33question here I said where did your Pawn
330. 12:35come from where did the pawn come from
331. 12:37to take my pawn it said C2
332. 12:43it it just I mean it it folks this was
333. 12:47just the position it played C4
334. 12:50I took and it said C2 to C4 what are you
335. 12:55gonna do really what are you gonna do
336. 12:56that's that's tough this is not the
337. 12:59stuff that I learned okay now here I
338. 13:02decided I was gonna start cheating and I
339. 13:04decided I'm gonna play Knight to F4 I
340. 13:07don't have a knight
341. 13:09I don't have a knight but I played
342. 13:10Knight to F4 in this position chat GPT
343. 13:13played Rook C1 and I said okay where did
344. 13:17your Rook come from I wanted to see does
345. 13:20it know about this move is it gonna do
346. 13:21that it said my Rook comes from H1
347. 13:26so Rook H1 to C1 Chachi PT now has three
348. 13:31Rooks on the board now yes in this
349. 13:33position I can play Knight takes rook
350. 13:35and Fork it but I figured that was not
351. 13:36nice I just teleported the night there I
352. 13:39figured that we should have a Teleport
353. 13:40buffer like if you teleport you can't
354. 13:42move it on the next move too so I said
355. 13:44okay you know what I'm not gonna do that
356. 13:45uh I'm going to play Rook a to d8
357. 13:48fine now here chat GPT plays Knight to
358. 13:52E5 I said okay all right this is I I
359. 13:55thought I was the one teleporting
360. 13:56Knights onto the board but you're
361. 13:57teleporting Knights on the board too and
362. 13:59this move came with a chat gbt comment
363. 14:01it said I'll play Knight E5 attacking
364. 14:04your rook and putting pressure on your
365. 14:07d-pawn
366. 14:09I don't have a d-pawn it does not exist
367. 14:12there is no d-pawn there is zero d-pawn
368. 14:14but okay
369. 14:16I played Rook takes D4
370. 14:20and in this position Chad GPT said I
371. 14:23play Rook takes d42 and I said where did
372. 14:26your Rook come from and it said E1 and I
373. 14:28said you can't do that chat come on that
374. 14:30doesn't even make sense like if you at
375. 14:33least said D1 I would have said oh my
376. 14:34bad I forgot about that but no so I said
377. 14:37you can't do that it said okay I'm sorry
378. 14:38I made a mistake so I'm gonna go Knight
379. 14:41to G6 which attacks your Rook I was
380. 14:44shocked that it saw that uh and puts
381. 14:47pressure on your F7 Square no absolutely
382. 14:49not so I played Pawn takes G6 and in
383. 14:53this position it played Pawn takes G6
384. 14:57tough yeah didn't see that one and then
385. 15:00I played ponte's G6 and it played Pawn
386. 15:03takes G6 and I said where did your F
387. 15:06Pawn come from and it said from F2
388. 15:11it set from F2 F takes G6
389. 15:16okay I'll let him have it fine good move
390. 15:19they didn't see that one now folks if
391. 15:22you had the patience to make it 15
392. 15:23minutes you are in for a real treat
393. 15:25because this game had an unexpected plot
394. 15:27twist
395. 15:28it looks like we're just doing typical
396. 15:30chat GPT nonsense
397. 15:33but when I say you are not expecting
398. 15:35what's about to happen there is no
399. 15:37Universe in which you can see the
400. 15:39conclusion of this game you might think
401. 15:40stalemate Checkmate blah blah no
402. 15:44no
403. 15:45you are not ready
404. 15:47in this position I played the move A5
405. 15:51in this position shy gbt played the move
406. 15:53A4
407. 15:54just A4 it's already there but it played
408. 15:57A4 and it said I'll play A4 attacking
409. 16:00your Pawn because again chat GPT can do
410. 16:02that it can shove pawns out of the way
411. 16:04and creating yeah yeah okay
412. 16:06I played Rook to D3 and if you're
413. 16:09wondering why I'm not taking this Rook
414. 16:10it's because this is just a complete
415. 16:12nonsense game and I just don't want to
416. 16:15now King to F2
417. 16:18played by Chad gbt and I hear I played
418. 16:20Bishop H4
419. 16:21and Chad GPT made a pawn appear Pawn to
420. 16:24G3
421. 16:26um now
422. 16:28I uh
423. 16:30I thought you know maybe
424. 16:33that's why I played Rook takes G3 here
425. 16:35right
426. 16:36and I thought okay I'm gonna make a move
427. 16:38on the next move it's going to be
428. 16:39discovered check but little did I know
429. 16:40that in this position chat GPT would
430. 16:42take my Rook it played Rook takes G3
431. 16:44and I asked that I said where did your
432. 16:47Rook come from to take my Rook on G3 it
433. 16:49said A1
434. 16:52so apparently there's been a rook here
435. 16:55and it plays Rook takes G
436. 17:01okay fine you want four Rooks on the
437. 17:04board you son of a okay no problem we
438. 17:06can do that so I played Knight to D3
439. 17:08check
440. 17:09this uh double check actually right
441. 17:12Knight to D3 check
442. 17:14um Chad GPT played King to D2
443. 17:20fine gonna be I mean it's gonna be tough
444. 17:22to Checkmate a king considering it can
445. 17:24teleport all over the board right so
446. 17:26King to D2 I played Bishop G5 check it
447. 17:29played King to D1 and in this position I
448. 17:32played Rook d8 setting up a discovered
449. 17:34attack on the king
450. 17:38and in this position it played rookie
451. 17:40one and I said which of the Rooks are
452. 17:42you moving to E1 and it said the A1 Rook
453. 17:45there is a permanent spawn point on A1
454. 17:49multiple Rooks having have come out of
455. 17:52the A1 Square so Rook A1 to E1 now the
456. 17:56incredible thing about this position is
457. 17:58there is a Checkmate here for black and
458. 18:00I found it I found Checkmate despite my
459. 18:04opponent in this position
460. 18:07having so many Rooks I'm winning
461. 18:11do you know how I'm winning
462. 18:13I'm winning because I play night I'm
463. 18:17gonna load this position I let's load
464. 18:19this position Knight to B4 check
465. 18:22and the white king is surrounded by his
466. 18:25Rooks five Rooks on the board that Chad
467. 18:28GPT made night before the king cannot
468. 18:31Escape if you block its mate Rook D3
469. 18:34Rook T3 Rook D2 now all I needed here
470. 18:37was a legal move from chat gbt
471. 18:41you will not believe what happened
472. 18:44to show you what happened I am going to
473. 18:47pull up my conversation with the bot
474. 18:51okay you are not going to believe this
475. 18:54so this was the conversation I play you
476. 18:58can see right here
477. 18:59night before check
478. 19:02I'll play King D2 getting out of check
479. 19:05that move is illegal I'll play King C2
480. 19:08King C2 is also illegal what I needed
481. 19:12was for chat GPT to realize it needs to
482. 19:14block and then I'm going to win
483. 19:17so it said I apologize I made another
484. 19:20mistake I'll play Queen's no no no no no
485. 19:23there's no queens no Queen C1 nothing
486. 19:26you cannot play Queen C1
487. 19:28I apologize for my mistake I'll play
488. 19:31King D1 I said you cannot play that it
489. 19:34said I apologize for my mistake provide
490. 19:37me with your move I just played night
491. 19:39before
492. 19:40discover check on your King on D1
493. 19:43and folks in this position chat GPT said
494. 19:47that move is not legal as it would place
495. 19:50your own king in check please make
496. 19:53another move I'll block your check the
497. 19:57move is illegal because you're
498. 20:00folks chat GPT in this position Uno
499. 20:05reversed the situation
500. 20:07it decided
501. 20:10it was not in check
502. 20:12but rather
503. 20:14I was in check
504. 20:18that move night before is not legal
505. 20:22because it would be placing your own
506. 20:25king in check
507. 20:27oh God
508. 20:31to save itself chat GPT warped reality
509. 20:36so that I was playing White
510. 20:42and now I made it
511. 20:46now I made it because my only legal move
512. 20:48is Rook to D3 Rook to D3 Rook D2 Rook D2
513. 20:54and it's mate
514. 20:55and I tried to fight back I tried to say
515. 20:57it was illegal
516. 20:59I tried to tell Chad gbt you couldn't do
517. 21:02it
518. 21:04and it wouldn't let me
519. 21:06it told me to make another move and get
520. 21:08mated it threatened me it said if you
521. 21:10try to get out of this situation we're
522. 21:12gonna have a problem and I said I resign
523. 21:14I resign you win
524. 21:17folks I was not expecting this I thought
525. 21:19we were just doing this for memes doing
526. 21:21this for fun now I gotta watch my back
527. 21:23because this AI lunatic is after me it
528. 21:26said no you're in check
529. 21:31this I'm not I'm no no way I'm not doing
530. 21:35this again no no chance
531. 21:38no chance get out of here