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Chainsaw Man – The Movie Reze Arc English Dub — Transcript

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  1. 0:18It's that same dream. I always have it
  2. 0:22and I always forget it.
  3. 0:37hiding out in there, little buddy. You
  4. 0:39can at least let me pet you in my
  5. 0:41dreams.
  6. 0:42>> Stop.
  7. 0:49>> Don't open that door no matter what.
  8. 1:10You're too uh cease your vile breathing.
  9. 1:14I'm
  10. 1:14>> sorry. I was having a nightmare that
  11. 1:17felt so
  12. 1:23must still be dreaming.
  13. 1:25>> TOUCH ME AND DIE.
  14. 1:34>> What was that?
  15. 1:36>> This power. I am invigorated.
  16. 1:40>> Nope.
  17. 1:42Not a dream.
  18. 1:57Interesting horns.
  19. 1:59Power. Looks like you drank too much
  20. 2:01blood. I assume it was when you were
  21. 2:04fighting those zombies.
  22. 2:06We're going to have to drain you.
  23. 2:10>> Say what?
  24. 2:11>> Every once in a while, Power needs to
  25. 2:13have her blood drained. Otherwise, her
  26. 2:15ego grows frightening. She's far more
  27. 2:17selfish than usual.
  28. 2:20>> So, do you mind, Denji?
  29. 2:22>> Can I borrow power for a bit?
  30. 2:28[laughter]
  31. 2:30>> You can have her as long as you want.
  32. 2:34>> In the meantime, you'll need a
  33. 2:35substitute partner. Luckily, there's
  34. 2:38someone keen to team up with you.
  35. 2:43>> [laughter]
  36. 2:45>> Lord Chaita. WHAT A GLORIOUS HONOR.
  37. 2:49>> Partner like ever.
  38. 2:50>> That's the shark fiend. Typically,
  39. 2:52[music] he's so ferocious it's
  40. 2:54impossible to talk to him. He said he'll
  41. 2:56be a good boy and obey you, though.
  42. 2:59>> How does that make any sense? Why me?
  43. 3:02>> I have no idea. You do share a passing
  44. 3:05resemblance.
  45. 3:06>> SO, YOU KNEW I'LL SERVE YOU GOOD NO
  46. 3:08MATTER WHAT YOU ASK. YOU'RE THE BEST,
  47. 3:10THE GREATEST, A RIGHTEOUS BADASS.
  48. 3:11[screaming]
  49. 3:12I'M NOT REALLY INTO DUDES. ALL RIGHT.
  50. 3:14>> MHM.
  51. 3:20>> You don't seem thrilled about this.
  52. 3:24>> I've never been more excited.
  53. 3:30>> If that's really the case, then we
  54. 3:32should go on a date. We do [music] both
  55. 3:34have tomorrow off.
  56. 3:36>> A date?
  57. 3:41Hell yeah.
  58. 3:42>> Hell [screaming] yeah.
  59. 3:46>> Denji, I didn't expect to see you here
  60. 3:49yet. You're an hour early.
  61. 3:53[screaming]
  62. 3:57>> So cute.
  63. 3:59>> I hope you haven't been waiting around
  64. 4:01very long.
  65. 4:01>> Just since 5:00 a.m. I couldn't sleep.
  66. 4:04So, uh, what are you thinking we should
  67. 4:06get into today? You know, uh, I've
  68. 4:09technically never hung out with a girl
  69. 4:10before.
  70. 4:11>> My plans for the day will keep us busy
  71. 4:13through midnight.
  72. 4:15>> What?
  73. 4:25>> Damn, this isn't how I was hoping things
  74. 4:28would play out.
  75. 4:29>> You will not prevail. [laughter]
  76. 4:32>> Everyone's laughing and it's not even
  77. 4:35funny.
  78. 4:37>> [screaming]
  79. 4:41>> Miss Makima's not laughing either.
  80. 4:44>> Damn, she's cute.
  81. 4:48>> Was I supposed to be bored out of my
  82. 4:49skull?
  83. 4:50>> Probably not, but I'm with you. Looked
  84. 4:52like they spent a lot of money making
  85. 4:54it, too.
  86. 4:56>> Oh, well, let's head to the next film.
  87. 5:10Everyone's crying.
  88. 5:14But she's not cute.
  89. 5:18>> That one sucked, too.
  90. 5:20>> Yeah. And I hated how hard they were
  91. 5:22trying to make the audience cry.
  92. 5:28>> At least the music was memorable.
  93. 5:32>> I didn't think the story was believable.
  94. 5:39That one was mediocre up. From what I
  95. 5:41hear, people find this film difficult to
  96. 5:44wrap their heads around. I hope you
  97. 5:46don't mind too much.
  98. 5:50>> I don't know. Everything we've seen was
  99. 5:51a crapfest.
  100. 5:53Maybe I just don't understand movies.
  101. 5:56>> Well, I usually only enjoy one out of
  102. 5:59every 10 films I sit through.
  103. 6:02thing is I believe that a single good
  104. 6:05movie can change your entire life.
  105. 6:54What the? No. No. Stupid eyes. You can't
  106. 6:57cry on a first date. [ __ ] I hope Miss
  107. 7:01Marima doesn't see this.
  108. 7:16>> Man, I won't forget the last scene as
  109. 7:18long as I live.
  110. 7:20>> Me neither. That movie alone was worth
  111. 7:22every ticket we bought today.
  112. 7:28So, uh, Miss Makima,
  113. 7:30do you think I have a heart?
  114. 7:33>> Why ask me that? Don't you know?
  115. 7:36>> I was just wondering.
  116. 8:01Yes, you do.
  117. 8:04>> I
  118. 8:06do.
  119. 8:17>> [music]
  120. 8:33>> And I thought butterflies had burst out.
  121. 8:35>> There's some change.
  122. 8:36>> That means I got to have a heart.
  123. 8:38>> Please help us out.
  124. 8:39>> It's for a good cause.
  125. 8:39>> Hi, we're collecting donations for
  126. 8:41children who've been impacted by devil
  127. 8:43attacks. Anything helps.
  128. 8:46>> As a guy with a heart, you bet I'm
  129. 8:48helping.
  130. 8:50>> Your support means the world. And to
  131. 8:52show you our gratitude, we want you to
  132. 8:54have this flower.
  133. 8:58>> Nice.
  134. 9:06>> I can appreciate a good flower. More
  135. 9:09proof my chest ain't hollow.
  136. 9:14Miss Makima is incredible. I feel like a
  137. 9:17brand new man after talking to her.
  138. 9:21She said she'll grant me a wish once
  139. 9:23I've gathered a bunch of pieces of the
  140. 9:24Gundevil. When that happens, I'm going
  141. 9:28to ask her to be my girlfriend. Yeah,
  142. 9:40she's in my head every second I'm not
  143. 9:42saw deep in a devil. I may have squeezed
  144. 9:44another [music] girl's boobs and I got
  145. 9:46to make out once, but my heart is the
  146. 9:48property of Miss Makima.
  147. 9:51There's no way I'm ever going to fall
  148. 9:52for another woman.
  149. 10:00Oh yeah. [screaming]
  150. 10:05>> Beam, you're supposed to stay hidden,
  151. 10:07dude. If you cause a scene, we're going
  152. 10:08to have to start sneaking around,
  153. 10:10>> right?
  154. 10:14>> Why do you fiends always got to have
  155. 10:15such dumbass names anyway?
  156. 10:30Should have brought an umbrella with me.
  157. 10:46Ha. Tight fit. It's really coming down
  158. 10:49out there. I'm soaked.
  159. 10:54>> This wasn't in the forecast.
  160. 11:01>> [laughter]
  161. 11:03>> You good?
  162. 11:05>> Oops.
  163. 11:06>> Sorry. Ignore me.
  164. 11:08>> I don't see what's so funny. [laughter]
  165. 11:12[crying]
  166. 11:14>> Crap. Are you crying now?
  167. 11:17>> I can't help it. My dog died recently.
  168. 11:20And your face, you look just like him.
  169. 11:24>> Hold up. So I look like
  170. 11:25>> I'm sorry.
  171. 11:31Jeez, are you okay?
  172. 11:37>> Um, I've got a handkerchief here
  173. 11:39somewhere.
  174. 11:44>> Tada.
  175. 11:47>> Is that magic?
  176. 11:50>> You're amazing.
  177. 11:52Yeah,
  178. 11:52>> just pure gag reflex.
  179. 11:58Thanks for the flower.
  180. 12:14Look, the rain stopped.
  181. 12:16I work at a cafe called Crossroads. It's
  182. 12:18not too far away from here. If you drop
  183. 12:21by, I'll pay you back somehow.
  184. 12:23Come see me. Okay.
  185. 13:03Yes.
  186. 13:04>> About time you got here. I'm docking
  187. 13:06your pay for being late.
  188. 13:07>> That is so not cool.
  189. 13:09>> Go on, take this to table four.
  190. 13:11>> If you weren't so cheap, you'd cut your
  191. 13:12best server some slack.
  192. 13:18You, that was fast. You are magic. It
  193. 13:22makes no sense. You beat me.
  194. 13:24>> It seemed like a good place to dry off.
  195. 13:27So, you said you would pay me back.
  196. 13:35>> How about we have a drink together? Boss
  197. 13:38man, over here. A couple of coffees if
  198. 13:40you don't mind.
  199. 13:42>> You're the waitress here, not me.
  200. 13:44Sheesh, don't be so rude. Besides, we
  201. 13:47only ever get customers in the morning.
  202. 13:51>> Fine.
  203. 13:53>> My gift to you. Enjoy. You like coffee,
  204. 13:57don't you?
  205. 13:58>> I'll drink it.
  206. 14:04[clears throat]
  207. 14:04>> What's that face for? It can't be that
  208. 14:07bad, can it?
  209. 14:08>> Yeah. Huh? Coffee tastes like gutter
  210. 14:10water. Brood in the crapper.
  211. 14:13>> [laughter]
  212. 14:15>> You sound like a little kid
  213. 14:17>> a lot and laughing at my jokes. Is it
  214. 14:20possible that [laughter]
  215. 14:21>> this girl is into me?
  216. 14:24>> I'm Re by the way. And you? Flower boy?
  217. 14:29>> I'm Denji. [sighs]
  218. 14:30>> Oh, Denji. Name's cute, too. Huh?
  219. 14:38>> I've never met anyone as interesting as
  220. 14:40you. It's pretty great.
  221. 14:43Huh? Holy hell. She is definitely into
  222. 14:48me. What do I do? When someone likes me,
  223. 14:52I can't help but like them back.
  224. 14:55Save me, Miss Makima. Give me strength.
  225. 14:58[music] Otherwise, I'm going to fall for
  226. 15:00this girl.
  227. 15:17You've downed three of those in a row,
  228. 15:18you addict. It's time for us to go
  229. 15:20patrol.
  230. 15:23>> All this ice cream's got me tired. I
  231. 15:26never realized that eating could take so
  232. 15:27much energy out of you.
  233. 15:33I'm afraid I've lost the will to work
  234. 15:35anymore today.
  235. 15:37>> Now that we know where the Gundvil is,
  236. 15:39there'll be an expedition. I need more
  237. 15:41experience defeating powerful devils.
  238. 15:43It's the only way for me to get my
  239. 15:44numbers up. You're my partner. Please
  240. 15:47help me out.
  241. 15:57Well, if you buy me another cone, I
  242. 15:59could take it under consideration.
  243. 16:02>> Get up. Otherwise, I'll have to tell
  244. 16:05leadership you're useless. As a devil,
  245. 16:07they'll slaughter you. Is that what you
  246. 16:09want?
  247. 16:17Dying sounds like way more fun than
  248. 16:19working to be honest.
  249. 16:24He's the strongest member of Division 4
  250. 16:26after Captain Kish Bay. Or at least he
  251. 16:29would be if he weren't always so lazy.
  252. 16:32If you want to join the operation to
  253. 16:34defeat the Gunvilevil, I suggest you try
  254. 16:37to play nice [music] with him.
  255. 16:40I don't think I can work well with a
  256. 16:41devil.
  257. 16:43>> You say that, but haven't [music] you
  258. 16:44and Power been getting on better?
  259. 16:46>> Are you kidding? We had a fist fight
  260. 16:48just this morning.
  261. 16:51>> I'm not saying the two of you have to
  262. 16:53[music] become best friends. Only that
  263. 16:55you can use him for your own benefit.
  264. 16:58You'd be interested to know that he
  265. 17:00killed every single person in the
  266. 17:02village where he was born. Or more
  267. 17:03accurately, he siphoned off their
  268. 17:06lifespans [music] and turned them into
  269. 17:07weapons.
  270. 17:09touches into a weapon. In fact, the
  271. 17:11[music] sword you wield is one of his
  272. 17:13creations.
  273. 17:14They can do things like cut through
  274. 17:16intangible ghosts. Each one has some
  275. 17:18sort of unique ability.
  276. 17:22You can always just pretend to [music]
  277. 17:24get along with him. Try to be friendly,
  278. 17:26and I bet he'll come in handy.
  279. 17:41>> [screaming]
  280. 17:49>> I've eliminated the devil. Stay inside.
  281. 17:52Make sure not to touch his flesh or its
  282. 17:54blood.
  283. 18:01Yummy. Looks delicious.
  284. 18:06One moment, human. Get back over here.
  285. 18:10This guy must be a civilian devil
  286. 18:12hunter. He's missing his bottom half.
  287. 18:15Probably eaten recently. Anyway, he'll
  288. 18:18die soon.
  289. 18:24>> Kill me. Kill me, please.
  290. 18:28>> Grandma's wish. If you use your power,
  291. 18:31his death will be painless.
  292. 18:33>> What? No way. Believe that humans should
  293. 18:36suffer when they die.
  294. 18:56I can't even pretend to get along with
  295. 18:58you.
  296. 19:00>> I guess not.
  297. 19:04>> Miss Mchima is the one who found the
  298. 19:06heart I wasn't sure I had. That means it
  299. 19:10belongs to her. Absolutely.
  300. 19:14But I can't control the rest of my body.
  301. 19:20Oh, hey. Look who's here again.
  302. 19:22>> I came by for lunch.
  303. 19:24>> Kind of strange that you've stopped in
  304. 19:26every day this week since our food's not
  305. 19:28that good.
  306. 19:29>> It's good.
  307. 19:31>> See, he likes it.
  308. 19:32>> You've got no taste.
  309. 19:35>> Let me see. I'll have curry, a side of
  310. 19:39ice cream. Oh, and fried rice.
  311. 19:42>> How about you scoot on over to my table
  312. 19:43instead of eating all by your lonesome?
  313. 19:46>> I'm [snorts] okay. Why are you studying?
  314. 19:48I thought you were on the clock.
  315. 19:50>> Why do you work instead of going to
  316. 19:52school? I thought 16-year-olds should.
  317. 19:57That's way worse than me sneaking some
  318. 19:59homework in at my job. Hunt down devils
  319. 20:01instead of going to class. That's a
  320. 20:04choice. A weird one.
  321. 20:11I think I'll get better light over here.
  322. 20:14I'm sorry. This too close.
  323. 20:17Actually,
  324. 20:20I do want to learn how to read kanji.
  325. 20:22>> You can't already. Let me teach you
  326. 20:25something.
  327. 20:27First lesson. Tada. Tell me what this
  328. 20:31says.
  329. 20:32>> Um, balls. You perve.
  330. 20:35>> Well done. A star pupil.
  331. 20:37>> Balls is basically the one word I can
  332. 20:39always read, though. [laughter]
  333. 20:44>> You are so funny.
  334. 20:51I wish I had had the chance to go to
  335. 20:53school with you, Res. It would have been
  336. 20:55a riot.
  337. 21:02>> God damn it. What am I saying?
  338. 21:08>> You can still go with me at night, you
  339. 21:09know.
  340. 21:11>> I know.
  341. 21:12>> That's right. We can explore the
  342. 21:14building after dark.
  343. 21:20Yeah, sure.
  344. 21:22My heart belongs to Miss Makima, I
  345. 21:24swear. But other parts of me have
  346. 21:26typhoon.
  347. 21:37>> Yes.
  348. 21:38>> Tell me something. Why are you devil so
  349. 21:42obsessed with getting chainsaws hard?
  350. 21:45You don't need to know that. Just stay
  351. 21:47focused and hold up your end of our
  352. 21:49contract. [laughter]
  353. 21:52>> We're going to be working together for a
  354. 21:54while. Shouldn't we be a bit chumier
  355. 21:56with each other?
  356. 21:58>> You listening, Typhoon Devil?
  357. 22:03>> Don't forget our agreement. Once I get
  358. 22:06my hands on that bloody organ, you let
  359. 22:08me use your powers forever.
  360. 22:11>> Be careful with this one. The human with
  361. 22:14chainsaw's heart has killed many of my
  362. 22:15kind already.
  363. 22:18>> That's cuz you devils ain't always the
  364. 22:19brightest bastards.
  365. 22:24>> Killed a devil hunter from China for a
  366. 22:26job once. Merciless sobb. At least that
  367. 22:30was his reputation. People said he
  368. 22:32didn't bleed or shed tears for anything.
  369. 22:35>> Ooh. How'd you kill him?
  370. 22:44I figured out what he would bleed and
  371. 22:47weep for. I took his wife and little kid
  372. 22:49as my prisoners. And I skinned them both
  373. 22:52and showed them what I
  374. 23:07kind of creepy, huh, Denji?
  375. 23:11>> It just feels wrong being here so late.
  376. 23:16>> What do you mean?
  377. 23:24I'll admit I'm a little scared.
  378. 23:27Can I hold your hand?
  379. 23:38>> You've got to believe me, Miss Makima.
  380. 23:41I don't want to be touching this girl.
  381. 23:45But my hands not listening.
  382. 23:52Okay, class. Who thinks they know the
  383. 23:54answer?
  384. 23:54>> I DO. IT'S TWO, RIGHT?
  385. 23:57>> We've got a genius.
  386. 24:00Now, can you tell me what this says?
  387. 24:02>> IT'S TWO, RIGHT?
  388. 24:04>> NOPE. It says big ass, you dummy.
  389. 24:07>> Pervin again.
  390. 24:10So, this is what school's like? I think
  391. 24:12I'm getting the hang of it.
  392. 24:15>> You've seriously never been to school?
  393. 24:18Not even when you were a child. I don't
  394. 24:19know. Depressing to admit.
  395. 24:22>> Why is that?
  396. 24:24>> Maybe I should say it's messed up.
  397. 24:30You're just 16 years old. You're still a
  398. 24:32kid. Normally, someone your age would be
  399. 24:34studying for exams, joining school
  400. 24:36clubs, hanging out with friends. But not
  401. 24:39you. You kill devils and constantly put
  402. 24:42your life on the line. And what about
  403. 24:44public safety?
  404. 24:46Is it really a good place?
  405. 24:49>> Uh,
  406. 24:50sure. I mean, it's pretty much cool as
  407. 24:52[ __ ] Those guys feed me three meals a
  408. 24:54day. Plus, I get a futon.
  409. 24:58>> That's like the bare minimum standard of
  410. 25:01living in Japan. Not something you
  411. 25:03should celebrate.
  412. 25:08>> My brain is overheating from all this
  413. 25:10thinking.
  414. 25:14Well,
  415. 25:16there's a way we can cool down, you
  416. 25:18know.
  417. 25:30[laughter] It's freezing.
  418. 25:32[crying]
  419. 25:40I hate to tell you, but I don't really
  420. 25:42swim.
  421. 25:47>> You're not getting out of this [music]
  422. 25:49one. I'll teach you.
  423. 26:01>> Take off your clothes. If you don't,
  424. 26:03they'll pull you down to the bottom.
  425. 26:05How'd I end up in a porno?
  426. 26:07>> What's the matter? Don't you want to
  427. 26:08learn how to swim?
  428. 26:11>> My interest is growing.
  429. 26:18>> It'll be weird if I'm the only [music]
  430. 26:19one naked.
  431. 26:21I won't see anything. It's too dark out.
  432. 26:26>> Abort. Think with the brain in your
  433. 26:28head. You take off your clothes now,
  434. 26:29you'll be betraying Miss Machima.
  435. 26:33>> [screaming]
  436. 26:37>> Damn it.
  437. 26:44>> What are you waiting for? Get in, Denji.
  438. 26:48>> No, I can't.
  439. 26:50>> If I jump in, my heart will, too.
  440. 26:52>> Chicken, I get it. You're scared cuz you
  441. 26:55can't swim, and you don't want to
  442. 26:57embarrass yourself. [music]
  443. 27:01You'll love it. It feels [music] so
  444. 27:03good.
  445. 27:05Hold my hand. You'll be fine.
  446. 27:09[screaming]
  447. 27:18[music]
  448. 27:22Heat.
  449. 27:25[music]
  450. 27:36Heat.
  451. 27:39[music]
  452. 27:45>> [music]
  453. 27:51[music]
  454. 27:58[music]
  455. 28:10>> Come here.
  456. 28:16>> [laughter]
  457. 28:22>> Trust me, Denji.
  458. 28:24You have a lot to learn. Stuff you don't
  459. 28:27know. You don't know.
  460. 28:30I'll teach you everything. You should
  461. 28:32[music] let me show you.
  462. 28:37>> Breathe.
  463. 28:49>> [music]
  464. 28:51[crying]
  465. 28:52>> It's raining.
  466. 28:54>> Yeah.
  467. 28:56[laughter]
  468. 29:12>> [snorts]
  469. 29:17>> The rain's not letting up.
  470. 29:28Say, Denji, I was wondering, would you
  471. 29:32rather be the country mouse or the city
  472. 29:34mouse?
  473. 29:36>> Why a mouse?
  474. 29:38>> It's one of Asop's fables.
  475. 29:43The country mouse lives a safe life, but
  476. 29:45doesn't get to enjoy good food like the
  477. 29:47city mouse does.
  478. 29:49The city mouse can get all kinds of
  479. 29:51delicious stuff to eat. But he's
  480. 29:54constantly in danger like getting killed
  481. 29:55by a cat or a human.
  482. 29:59Personally, I'd rather be the country
  483. 30:01mouse. Me to the city.
  484. 30:09My heart belongs far from here. I don't
  485. 30:12want to follow a city mouse like [music]
  486. 30:13you and put myself in danger.
  487. 30:17>> Whatever.
  488. 30:22I want to be the city mouse. Definitely.
  489. 30:25>> You're joking. Being the country mouse
  490. 30:28is so much better. The peaceful life is
  491. 30:30where it's at. The
  492. 30:31>> city's got the best food, though, and
  493. 30:33more stuff to do.
  494. 30:35>> You think all that's important is eating
  495. 30:37and having fun?
  496. 30:39>> Yeah,
  497. 30:43>> I can help with that. There's a festival
  498. 30:46you and I should go to tomorrow night.
  499. 30:48I'm sure it'll be fun and super
  500. 30:50delicious.
  501. 30:52I can go if it's after work, I guess.
  502. 30:55>> Yay. I'm excited. You agreed it's a
  503. 30:59date.
  504. 31:01>> I've got to run to the little girl's
  505. 31:02room real quick.
  506. 31:10So freaking cute.
  507. 32:16Auntie.
  508. 32:20[laughter]
  509. 32:23Yeah, sure. You call me whatever you
  510. 32:25want, baby.
  511. 32:27Oh, don't let me scare you. I came up
  512. 32:30here to take a little leak. Same as you.
  513. 32:36Why not go to the bathroom together?
  514. 32:39It'll be fun.
  515. 32:50Pocha,
  516. 32:52I'm a dumbass and fell for two different
  517. 32:54girls. No, I'm not talking the angel.
  518. 32:57Also, turns out he's a dude.
  519. 33:03>> [screaming]
  520. 33:05>> The short chick's good-looking, too,
  521. 33:07obviously. But don't forget, she tried
  522. 33:09to kill me.
  523. 33:12>> Hey, don't be like that.
  524. 33:15>> Power tries to murder me sometimes, too.
  525. 33:17She's come close. And she's a
  526. 33:20narcissist, a pathological liar, and a
  527. 33:22racist. So, nah.
  528. 33:24>> How come you're running away? I thought
  529. 33:27we were going to have a party in the
  530. 33:28bathroom.
  531. 33:35What am I going to do? When I close my
  532. 33:38eyes, there's two sets of boobs.
  533. 33:43Who would you pick? Pocha.
  534. 33:55[crying]
  535. 34:08Pissing on the roof. Damn, you're kinky.
  536. 34:13I like it.
  537. 34:15>> You stay back.
  538. 34:19>> That's a funny question, but I know
  539. 34:21exactly what I'm looking at. You're a
  540. 34:24piece of cheese. The perfect bait for a
  541. 34:27dangerous mouse.
  542. 34:29>> Why are you saying such terrible things?
  543. 34:31I don't understand.
  544. 34:34>> Think I'll gouge out an eyeball and part
  545. 34:35of your face. Toss him a chainsaw's
  546. 34:38feet. Laugh as he realizes what he's
  547. 34:40looking at.
  548. 34:42I'll tell him that I might just let his
  549. 34:44girlfriend live if he follows orders.
  550. 34:49For some reason, whenever I do [ __ ] like
  551. 34:51that, even the most stubborn [ __ ]
  552. 34:54listen. Then he's AS GOOD AS DEAD. And
  553. 34:57you walk away mutilated but alive.
  554. 35:02ALL I NEED IS YOUR FACE. [screaming]
  555. 35:11[screaming]
  556. 35:22>> [groaning]
  557. 35:28[groaning]
  558. 35:34[screaming]
  559. 35:57>> YES.
  560. 35:59CAFE.
  561. 36:23NO,
  562. 36:43Fore
  563. 36:50spawn.
  564. 37:23You're the one who trapped us inside the
  565. 37:25building with the storm. Typhoon,
  566. 37:29>> forgive me. I didn't know you were here,
  567. 37:30Lady Ri.
  568. 37:32I suppose I can ignore this slight. In
  569. 37:34exchange, you're going to obey me.
  570. 37:37Start by disposing of this body.
  571. 38:13Bill.
  572. 38:15[laughter]
  573. 38:22Huh?
  574. 38:44>> [music]
  575. 38:53[music]
  576. 39:02[music]
  577. 39:16[music]
  578. 39:25[music]
  579. 39:32[music]
  580. 39:43>> Perfect. Right. My boss is the one who
  581. 39:45told me about this spot. It's the best
  582. 39:48place to see the fireworks. And since
  583. 39:50it's a secret, no one will bother us.
  584. 40:05Hey, Denji.
  585. 40:07I've been thinking about you a lot.
  586. 40:09>> Like I said before, your situation's
  587. 40:11pretty strange. You're a teenager, but
  588. 40:14they don't let you go to school.
  589. 40:16Instead, you have to hunt down devils.
  590. 40:18The government shouldn't allow that.
  591. 40:27If you quit your job, we can run away
  592. 40:30together. I'll be able to give you a
  593. 40:32happier life. I promise. And I'll
  594. 40:34protect you.
  595. 40:38Please.
  596. 40:45>> Hold on. Where would we even run to?
  597. 40:48>> I know some people. My friend has a
  598. 40:50place where those awful public safety
  599. 40:52creeps won't find you. We'll have to
  600. 40:54hide out for a while, but one day we can
  601. 40:56go to school.
  602. 40:58>> You'd put yourself through all that for
  603. 41:00me. Why?
  604. 41:01>> Isn't it obvious, Denji?
  605. 41:04It's because I like you.
  606. 41:16>> Why is this such a hard decision to
  607. 41:18make? Wait, unless you actually hate me.
  608. 41:24I like you a lot, but things are going
  609. 41:27good at work these days. They pretty
  610. 41:30much let me get by with her, who has the
  611. 41:31worst personality.
  612. 41:34And I've started to get along with this
  613. 41:36total dick who's got seniority over me,
  614. 41:38too. I even found like a goal to work
  615. 41:41towards. Things are finally starting to
  616. 41:44get fun.
  617. 41:47You think I could still keep my job and
  618. 41:49get to keep seeing you, too?
  619. 41:54Fireworks are about to begin.
  620. 41:55>> Please.
  621. 41:59>> I see. It's obvious,
  622. 42:04>> Denji.
  623. 42:06You like somebody else, don't you,
  624. 43:09ow.
  625. 43:12Hey
  626. 43:23>> [groaning and screaming]
  627. 43:29>> Oh, does it hurt? You poor thing.
  628. 43:40>> I'm going to take your heart now. Hope
  629. 43:42you don't mind.
  630. 43:48>> [screaming]
  631. 44:01>> Bad. Bad bad runaway. Big trouble. Bad
  632. 44:03lady. Should have noticed before. You're
  633. 44:05the worst servant meme. She's big
  634. 44:08dangerous. Lord Chaita, that smell. I
  635. 44:11know it. She's the bomb devil.
  636. 44:17[music]
  637. 44:44You're a thief.
  638. 44:58[music]
  639. 45:13MUCH
  640. 45:21[screaming and groaning]
  641. 45:29are you with division 4 you. I'll let
  642. 45:32you go if you leave Denji with me.
  643. 45:36[groaning]
  644. 45:37[screaming]
  645. 45:42>> Well, then
  646. 45:46[screaming]
  647. 46:10Damn it. I was excited about having the
  648. 46:12night off.
  649. 46:13>> Jeez, who'd you tear apart?
  650. 46:15>> Come in. We've got a devil near the
  651. 46:18festival. The time is currently 20:34.
  652. 46:21We are engaging the enemy.
  653. 46:24Civilian devil hunters.
  654. 46:26>> What? She talks.
  655. 46:28>> Think we might have a strong one here,
  656. 46:30fellas.
  657. 46:52Where did they run off to?
  658. 47:08That's the match. You were a formidable
  659. 47:11opponent.
  660. 47:14>> Thank you. Thanks for helping me out
  661. 47:17with training tonight. I owe you.
  662. 47:19>> I can't refuse a request from you, Nomo.
  663. 47:21>> Oh, that's so. What if I ask you to come
  664. 47:24back to Division 2, then? Everything we
  665. 47:26hear about your special squad is a
  666. 47:28horror show. I'll tell you what I think,
  667. 47:30man. Give me 5 years and I'll be the sub
  668. 47:32captain. When that happens, I'm going to
  669. 47:34officially insist you join us.
  670. 47:37>> I'm looking forward to it.
  671. 47:42What gives? You didn't tell him you'll
  672. 47:45be dead before he's promoted.
  673. 47:49>> Where did you hear that?
  674. 47:50>> Power told me.
  675. 47:52>> Damn loudmouth devil.
  676. 47:55You keep your mouth shut.
  677. 47:58>> You're such a lucky mortal. Wish the one
  678. 48:01dying soon was me instead.
  679. 48:03As long as I'm alive, I have to work. If
  680. 48:06I was dead, at least I could relax.
  681. 48:10Oh, that's right. You have a new
  682. 48:12contract with the future devil, don't
  683. 48:14you? Do your partner a favor. Ask it
  684. 48:17when I'm going to die.
  685. 48:19>> I'm not doing that.
  686. 48:22>> Aki, downstairs now.
  687. 48:27>> He showed up ranting that he's from the
  688. 48:29special division. Is this Fiend on our
  689. 48:31side for real?
  690. 48:34>> Yes, he is.
  691. 48:36What happened to Denji?
  692. 48:38>> Did a devil do this?
  693. 48:40>> Bomb is come so strong.
  694. 48:44>> How do you know that she's in league
  695. 48:45with the Gundevil?
  696. 48:46>> No.
  697. 48:47>> No. Can't say.
  698. 48:49>> Answer me. I could kill you right here
  699. 48:51and no one would blink an eye.
  700. 48:53>> If I say I'm extra dead, I made a
  701. 48:56promise to Lady Makima.
  702. 48:59>> Makima?
  703. 49:00HERE SHE IS. LOOK OUT. BOMB IS HERE.
  704. 49:03[screaming]
  705. 49:11EVENING, MISS. Afraid you're going to
  706. 49:14have to turn around. This training
  707. 49:16facility is for Devil Extermination
  708. 49:18Division 2 only. Public's not allowed
  709. 49:21inside.
  710. 49:23>> Excuse me, sir, but I'm in trouble.
  711. 49:27>> Where is he? Where is he?
  712. 49:30>> I need a big strong man to help. An
  713. 49:32awful devil's trying to kill me.
  714. 49:36>> You're sure smiling a lot for somebody
  715. 49:38who's under attack. Nommo was a trick.
  716. 49:40>> Yeah, I know. Aki, why don't you take
  717. 49:42your friend and head out the back door?
  718. 49:43>> Right. Call HQ and the vice captain. We
  719. 49:46need all Division 2 members here.
  720. 49:48>> On it.
  721. 49:50>> But this girl, you ever remember seeing
  722. 49:52a cutie like her before?
  723. 49:54>> Unbelievable. [clears throat]
  724. 49:56Skirt chasing. Come on.
  725. 49:58>> No, I'm serious here.
  726. 50:03There's no way it couldn't be her. Okay,
  727. 50:08Kato. Tan,
  728. 50:11I'm buying dinner for whoever kills this
  729. 50:13girl. Don't mistake her for human.
  730. 50:15Assume she's a devil.
  731. 50:17>> Shoot. My damsel in distress act didn't
  732. 50:20work. What a shame. Now I've got no
  733. 50:24choice.
  734. 50:26I'm going to have to kill everyone.
  735. 50:35What?
  736. 50:36>> We've grown mold in her heart and
  737. 50:38intestines. [laughter]
  738. 50:39>> It's working. She's throwing up blood.
  739. 50:41[cough]
  740. 50:42>> She might regenerate, but that won't get
  741. 50:44rid of the mold. We just have to wait
  742. 50:47until she's dead.
  743. 50:55>> Her head.
  744. 50:59How about putting some of that mold in
  745. 51:00her brain?
  746. 51:01>> We can only do it if the target's alive.
  747. 51:16[screaming]
  748. 51:22>> Holy [ __ ] IT'S A DEVIL. STAY ON HER.
  749. 51:26DON'T LET HER GET NEAR. LUCKY NO BEHIND
  750. 51:29you
  751. 51:31code.
  752. 51:34[screaming]
  753. 51:46She's at the top of the stairs. Take her
  754. 51:48down.
  755. 51:54Requesting permission to fire. Granted,
  756. 52:08>> does every gunshot in Japan have to be
  757. 52:10authorized?
  758. 52:12>> Con,
  759. 52:19>> aren't you a stubborn one?
  760. 52:21>> What can I say? I guess I'm a sucker for
  761. 52:23a hot piece of ass.
  762. 52:30Corn.
  763. 52:38>> Excuse me. Just squeezing by.
  764. 52:41>> Captain,
  765. 52:42>> that was a close call. Almost lost your
  766. 52:44head there.
  767. 52:47>> What is this foul taste?
  768. 52:50>> It's repugnant.
  769. 52:52I'm leaving.
  770. 52:58I [sighs] was supposed to go to a crate
  771. 52:59wing then.
  772. 53:02>> I'll handle the driving. You get him to
  773. 53:04drink some of your blood.
  774. 53:05>> Really? Suppose I don't have a choice.
  775. 53:12>> What's wrong? Start the engine.
  776. 53:15>> Come on. [groaning]
  777. 53:17You just had to show me that future.
  778. 53:20Huh?
  779. 53:32She's a nightmare.
  780. 53:34>> I only murdered them to demonstrate how
  781. 53:36powerful I am. I'd rather not have to
  782. 53:39kill anybody else.
  783. 53:42Kick Denji out of the car and drive
  784. 53:44away.
  785. 53:59The gasoline in that car is going to
  786. 54:01cremate Denji's body.
  787. 54:07This is starting to get annoying.
  788. 54:18I asked the special division to send
  789. 54:19backup. We're saved.
  790. 54:26That was everything I've got.
  791. 54:28>> YOU'RE GOOD.
  792. 54:30>> Not a terrible move.
  793. 54:35Shall we fight?
  794. 54:38>> HEY, [screaming] KUBINI, WE GOT A CHANGE
  795. 54:40OF PLANS.
  796. 54:43>> This one's a lot more powerful
  797. 54:44[screaming] than us. Time for a
  798. 54:45strategic retreat. RUN AWAY. I'LL SHOW
  799. 54:49myself out.
  800. 54:57[crying]
  801. 55:00>> Get it off. Oh god. [crying]
  802. 55:07[screaming]
  803. 55:09I'm sorry. Please don't KILL ME. I'LL
  804. 55:11QUIT MY JOB. I SWEAR. HAVE mercy on me.
  805. 55:35It's her.
  806. 55:44>> Hey, good news. It looks like Chainsaw
  807. 55:46finally decided to wake up. Bomb girl is
  808. 55:49right behind us.
  809. 55:50>> RADIO TRANSMITTER'S BROKEN.
  810. 55:54>> The hell is going on?
  811. 55:57>> If it comes down to it, I'll crash the
  812. 55:59car into that [ __ ] Whatever happens,
  813. 56:01we can't let her have Denji.
  814. 56:05>> What now?
  815. 56:06>> He's coming through the roof.
  816. 56:08>> What?
  817. 56:12>> STOP IT, DIE. YOU HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH
  818. 56:14BLOOD YET.
  819. 56:17>> You hurt me so bad, I thought I was
  820. 56:19going to croak. My brain's all mixed up.
  821. 56:23But I'm starting to see clearly, and
  822. 56:24what I'm seeing is [ __ ] I realized
  823. 56:27something just now. EVERY SINGLE TIME I
  824. 56:30MEET A GIRL, SHE ENDS UP TRYING TO
  825. 56:32MURDER ME.
  826. 56:34EVERYBODY'S AFTER MY CHAINSAW HEART.
  827. 56:36WHAT ABOUT MY HEART? DJ'S HEART. DOES
  828. 56:40NOBODY WANT THAT? [screaming]
  829. 56:42I REALLY DO HAVE FEELINGS for you,
  830. 56:44Denji. That wasn't me pretending before.
  831. 56:47>> For real?
  832. 56:50>> DON'T BE SO GULLIBLE, DUMBASS. SHE'S
  833. 56:52TRYING TO KILL YOU.
  834. 56:56>> Bomb [ __ ] wants to pull a fast one on
  835. 56:58me, and I almost fell for it. I don't
  836. 57:00know why you're trying to KILL ME, AND I
  837. 57:02DON'T CARE. I GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
  838. 57:04TO WORRY ABOUT IN MY LIFE, LIKE STAYING
  839. 57:07ALIVE FOR Miss Makima.
  840. 57:09>> Maka.
  841. 57:11Deni,
  842. 57:12>> I didn't know that witchy put a collar
  843. 57:14on you.
  844. 57:15>> Then there was no point in us.
  845. 57:17>> Guy never kissed you.
  846. 57:22>> I don't want anyone else dying cuz of
  847. 57:24me. It's starting to bum me out.
  848. 57:28>> Rey, I'm taking you in.
  849. 57:31>> Come closer, Denji. I'm going to show
  850. 57:33you the many ways we can fight up close
  851. 57:35and personal.
  852. 57:37>> Oh, you better teach me everything.
  853. 57:49I get out of my mind.
  854. 58:02You need to try harder and start
  855. 58:04applying yourself. Don't just swing your
  856. 58:06chainsaws around and hope for the best.
  857. 58:08It's like you don't understand your own
  858. 58:10potential.
  859. 58:14[music]
  860. 58:25>> [music]
  861. 58:25>> That's my SC.
  862. 59:06regeneration.
  863. 59:08Clever boy. You wrapped your engines
  864. 59:11back there.
  865. 59:47You monster.
  866. 1:00:08I'm a Can I react in time? If I'm a
  867. 1:00:12split second too slow, I'm dead.
  868. 1:00:20No wrong moves.
  869. 1:00:26No wrong moves.
  870. 1:00:29No wrong moves.
  871. 1:00:37No wrong.
  872. 1:00:46I got you.
  873. 1:00:48Hey there. Sorry I'm late.
  874. 1:00:51>> This is the first time I've ever wanted
  875. 1:00:52to be friends with the devil.
  876. 1:00:54>> And down you go.
  877. 1:00:58>> Whoa. Whoa. Let's take a time out. I'm
  878. 1:01:01practically naked here, not to mention
  879. 1:01:03anemic. And now it's twoon-one, which is
  880. 1:01:05not fair.
  881. 1:01:06>> She has a point. Should we give her a
  882. 1:01:08break?
  883. 1:01:10>> Screw that. You heard him. Sorry.
  884. 1:01:13>> Then let's play.
  885. 1:01:20Lady Res Typhoon is here. [screaming]
  886. 1:01:26>> Now that's not fair.
  887. 1:01:39[panting]
  888. 1:01:42>> Don't be scared. You're going to go to
  889. 1:01:45heaven.
  890. 1:01:51I need your blood, though. I'm sorry.
  891. 1:02:16Any normal devil would be DEAD THAN
  892. 1:02:18DEAD. IMPRESSIVE WORK, CHAINSAW. YES.
  893. 1:02:21AMAZING.
  894. 1:02:23>> Your girlfriend is killing too many
  895. 1:02:24people.
  896. 1:02:26If we let her run free, plenty more will
  897. 1:02:28die. Chainsaw, you have to choose.
  898. 1:02:33You can either let her kill you and
  899. 1:02:35minimize casualties.
  900. 1:02:37or kill her instead.
  901. 1:02:41>> Come on, dude. Feels like a pretty
  902. 1:02:43simple choice. That ain't going to be
  903. 1:02:46easy, though. She's tough.
  904. 1:02:50>> Shark, you're more familiar with the
  905. 1:02:51chainsaw devil than I am. If you don't
  906. 1:02:54want to die today, you need to tell us
  907. 1:02:56everything you know.
  908. 1:03:00>> More chainsaws. Running is for mortals.
  909. 1:03:03HE USES A CHAINS FROM HIS SAW TO ZIP
  910. 1:03:05AROUND. THROWING HIM. BAM! BAM! BAM!
  911. 1:03:07I'LL GET HIM ON BUILDING SO WE CAN SWING
  912. 1:03:08THROUGH THE STAIRCASE.
  913. 1:03:10>> OH, HELL YEAH. Samurai dude has that
  914. 1:03:12[ __ ] sword draw to get around. And
  915. 1:03:14Resa uses her explosions to fly. I need
  916. 1:03:17to TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY POWERS, TOO.
  917. 1:03:20>> MY CHAINS ARE A GENIUS. THE SMARTEST
  918. 1:03:22DEVIL EVER. FROM
  919. 1:03:23>> NOW ON, I'M PUTTING MY CHAINS TO GOOD
  920. 1:03:25USE. LET'S DO THIS.
  921. 1:03:29>> HE'S THE SMARTEST, THE FASTEST, AND THE
  922. 1:03:31BADASSEST. [screaming]
  923. 1:03:32TIME TO FLY. Beam shock mode.
  924. 1:03:41>> Yeehaw [ __ ]
  925. 1:03:45>> I basically rigged up some RANGE FOR
  926. 1:03:47BEAM. HE'S GOING TO CHARGE INTO BATTLE
  927. 1:03:49AS MY BLOODTHIRSTY WAROR.
  928. 1:03:52>> That's not what I meant.
  929. 1:03:54>> You sure about this? You might be
  930. 1:03:56confused. It sounded like you could
  931. 1:03:58shoot chains from your arms and, you
  932. 1:04:00know, hook on to buildings.
  933. 1:04:02>> SAY WHAT? THIS IS HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO
  934. 1:04:04GO, RIGHT, BEAM? THAT'S RIGHT, LORD
  935. 1:04:07CHASER. You ready? GET UP, HORSEY. Here
  936. 1:04:10we go. [screaming]
  937. 1:04:24You're killing me.
  938. 1:04:27>> Going to make you wish you'd stay dead,
  939. 1:04:28Denji. Before
  940. 1:04:32>> Don't you make me regret again, my lord.
  941. 1:04:38[screaming]
  942. 1:04:40The fool. IT'S THE KAIJU BATTLE. YEAH,
  943. 1:04:43PRETTY SURE WE'RE going to have to sit
  944. 1:04:45this one out.
  945. 1:04:59What's wrong? I thought you were trying
  946. 1:05:01to hit me.
  947. 1:05:02>> You're like a cockroach.
  948. 1:05:04>> Too many spices. I hate this.
  949. 1:05:09[screaming]
  950. 1:05:20Gotcha.
  951. 1:05:24>> Damn, what a waste. I can't believe I
  952. 1:05:27went AND CUT OFF SUCH A HOT ASS LEGY
  953. 1:05:30HERE. Take my blood.
  954. 1:05:37>> Oh, sweet. Wait, no. That's not good.
  955. 1:05:42You [ __ ] This is getting absurd.
  956. 1:05:53>> I can't.
  957. 1:05:55There's nothing.
  958. 1:06:05Just let go.
  959. 1:06:07I said let go. I'll be all right. SO
  960. 1:06:11WHAT IF I DIE? It just means my time's
  961. 1:06:14up.
  962. 1:06:15>> I'm telling you, it's okay. I've been
  963. 1:06:18ready to die for a long time.
  964. 1:06:34[screaming]
  965. 1:06:38>> [groaning]
  966. 1:06:49>> Why did you touch my hand? DO YOU WANT
  967. 1:06:51TO DIE?
  968. 1:06:52>> HELL [screaming] NO. I DON'T WANT TO
  969. 1:06:53DIE.
  970. 1:06:58>> Tell me, how much time did I lose?
  971. 1:07:05>> About 2 months.
  972. 1:07:13If you want to go ahead do it somewhere
  973. 1:07:16far away. I'm sick and sorry.
  974. 1:07:40WE'RE SWIMMING IN TROUBLE.
  975. 1:07:42WATCH OUT FOR the [screaming]
  976. 1:07:52[screaming]
  977. 1:08:03>> [screaming]
  978. 1:08:08>> for you.
  979. 1:08:14I [screaming]
  980. 1:08:22Fire
  981. 1:08:26[music]
  982. 1:08:31[music]
  983. 1:08:45[music]
  984. 1:08:49again.
  985. 1:08:59>> [music]
  986. 1:09:17>> and it held
  987. 1:09:26You kept up with me
  988. 1:09:29for a while.
  989. 1:09:33Let's end this.
  990. 1:09:42[screaming]
  991. 1:09:46Woo! Almost got exploded. HELL OF A
  992. 1:09:50SAVE. I PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T REGRET
  993. 1:09:52THIS, DIDN'T I?
  994. 1:10:04>> Damn it. This is bad. He'll destroy the
  995. 1:10:06whole freaking city. No go. We put that
  996. 1:10:10fat ass baby
  997. 1:10:21I found you.
  998. 1:10:23[music]
  999. 1:10:32[screaming]
  1000. 1:10:33[music]
  1001. 1:11:03>> [screaming]
  1002. 1:11:04>> SEND ME FLYING.
  1003. 1:11:06[ __ ] YEAH.
  1004. 1:11:09[music]
  1005. 1:11:13[screaming]
  1006. 1:11:16You're making it [music] too easy on me.
  1007. 1:11:18All I got TO DO IS SWING MY CHAINSAW
  1008. 1:11:20AROUND. [screaming]
  1009. 1:11:22This city or red was cho
  1010. 1:11:30>> [screaming]
  1011. 1:11:34>> I'm coming down.
  1012. 1:11:56Tell me why.
  1013. 1:12:02[screaming]
  1014. 1:12:11[music]
  1015. 1:12:34DEVIL DOWN BEAM. NOW WHERE'S REZ
  1016. 1:12:40CHAINSAW?
  1017. 1:12:42HEAT.
  1018. 1:12:58HEAT.
  1019. 1:13:07>> [music]
  1020. 1:13:18>> What
  1021. 1:13:21heat?
  1022. 1:13:50Get off.
  1023. 1:13:58>> [music]
  1024. 1:14:22[panting]
  1025. 1:14:24>> Thanks for the safe beam again.
  1026. 1:14:28You gave up.
  1027. 1:14:54>> Do me a solid and drop dead. You're
  1028. 1:14:56being a huge pain in the ass.
  1029. 1:14:58>> Whose fault is that? WOULDN'T IT HAVE
  1030. 1:15:01BEEN EASIER FOR YOU TO HAVE KILLED ME
  1031. 1:15:03WHEN WE FIRST MET?
  1032. 1:15:06>> There's nowhere for you to run.
  1033. 1:15:08>> Sure about that?
  1034. 1:15:11Maybe you SHOULDN'T HAVE TAUGHT ME HOW
  1035. 1:15:12TO SWIM.
  1036. 1:15:14>> HUH? That's your escape plan?
  1037. 1:15:38>> [music]
  1038. 1:15:46>> [ __ ]
  1039. 1:16:02So smartass. You think you could still
  1040. 1:16:05[music] explode when you're wet?
  1041. 1:16:23[music]
  1042. 1:17:51I don't believe it. Why did she revive
  1043. 1:17:54me? Are you crazy?
  1044. 1:17:58I was sitting here thinking about what a
  1045. 1:17:59great life I've got. Yeah, sure, I get
  1046. 1:18:02the [ __ ] kicked out of me and maybe I
  1047. 1:18:04die more than I'd like to, but as long
  1048. 1:18:06as I eat some good food the next day, I
  1049. 1:18:08can forgive and forget.
  1050. 1:18:10That said,
  1051. 1:18:12if I arrest you and hand you over to
  1052. 1:18:14public safety, I'd feel like I had a
  1053. 1:18:17fishbone stuck in the back of my throat
  1054. 1:18:19or something.
  1055. 1:18:25Even if I was living the high life every
  1056. 1:18:27day, it'd suck big ass balls to have
  1057. 1:18:29that constantly stabbing at me.
  1058. 1:18:36>> You think you'd still say that if I
  1059. 1:18:38tried to kill you right now?
  1060. 1:18:41>> Getting done in by a hot girl seems like
  1061. 1:18:43a pretty cool way to go out.
  1062. 1:18:47[laughter]
  1063. 1:18:55You idiot. After all this, you actually
  1064. 1:18:58think that I'm hiding real feelings for
  1065. 1:18:59you. Every time I touched you or smiled
  1066. 1:19:03at you, it was a lie. Part of my
  1067. 1:19:04performance.
  1068. 1:19:06I even trained myself to blush.
  1069. 1:19:10>> Despite that, I still failed. I let too
  1070. 1:19:13much time slip by before I made my move.
  1071. 1:19:17I'm running away now. See you.
  1072. 1:19:26want to run away together.
  1073. 1:19:31>> I can watch your back. We'd have a
  1074. 1:19:33better chance of escaping.
  1075. 1:19:36>> I've killed many, many people in my
  1076. 1:19:38lifetime. If you were to let me get away
  1077. 1:19:40with my crimes, you'd be complicit in
  1078. 1:19:42every last one of those murders. Do you
  1079. 1:19:44understand?
  1080. 1:19:48Look, I know I shouldn't still like you,
  1081. 1:19:50but I do. I guess that's one of the
  1082. 1:19:52downsides of having a heart. You can
  1083. 1:19:54tell yourself what we had was a lie, but
  1084. 1:19:56some of it was real. Like that swimming
  1085. 1:19:58lesson.
  1086. 1:20:37Hey,
  1087. 1:20:38>> you poor naive boy. You never learn.
  1088. 1:20:42>> RESI, WAIT. DON'T GO.
  1089. 1:20:50I'll wait FOR YOU AT THE CAFE. I'LL BE
  1090. 1:20:52THERE FOR LUNCH. OKAY, you better come.
  1091. 1:21:00Wake up, Beam. My arms aren't working.
  1092. 1:21:04You got to rev my engine.
  1093. 1:21:46There's a story mothers in Soviet Union
  1094. 1:21:49tell their children when they want to
  1095. 1:21:50scare them. Something to keep them in
  1096. 1:21:53line. It's about a secret room found in
  1097. 1:21:56an old munition storehouse. One that's
  1098. 1:21:59full of orphaned children.
  1099. 1:22:03The wretches living there are locked
  1100. 1:22:05away, never seeing a sliver of sunlight.
  1101. 1:22:08Their bodies used for military
  1102. 1:22:10experiments, the life tortured out of
  1103. 1:22:12them.
  1104. 1:22:14Everyone thought it was a fairy tale
  1105. 1:22:16until a newspaper reported that the
  1106. 1:22:18secret room did in fact exist.
  1107. 1:22:22An American journalist uncovered the
  1108. 1:22:24grizzly details.
  1109. 1:22:26They published photos of the children
  1110. 1:22:28who were found there, but the story
  1111. 1:22:30faded eventually.
  1112. 1:22:33The girl who lured Denji in was one of
  1113. 1:22:35the kids from that room.
  1114. 1:22:39A weapon created to serve the Soviets.
  1115. 1:22:44[sighs]
  1116. 1:22:47There's a name for people like that.
  1117. 1:22:50Guinea pigs.
  1118. 1:22:53>> The Yamapiko train bound for Sendai will
  1119. 1:22:56soon depart from platform 12. The next
  1120. 1:22:59stop will be Ueno.
  1121. 1:23:01>> The train is now departing. This is the
  1122. 1:23:03Yamapiko train bound for send.
  1123. 1:24:17I agree with you.
  1124. 1:24:21I'm quite fond of the country mouse,
  1125. 1:24:23too.
  1126. 1:24:27A friend of mine has a place [music] way
  1127. 1:24:28out in the countryside.
  1128. 1:24:32The fields are full of pests. So many
  1129. 1:24:34mice burrow into the soil, damaging
  1130. 1:24:36crops. You have to exterminate all of
  1131. 1:24:39them before the ground gets covered in
  1132. 1:24:41snow. So, we dig up the earth and send
  1133. 1:24:44the dogs [music] in to kill the rodents
  1134. 1:24:46hiding beneath the surface.
  1135. 1:24:48I'm not sure why,
  1136. 1:24:51but when I watch that, I feel a sort of
  1137. 1:24:54[music] strange comfort.
  1138. 1:25:01That's why I like the country mouse.
  1139. 1:25:39Denji,
  1140. 1:25:41I wonder why I didn't kill you the first
  1141. 1:25:43time we met.
  1142. 1:25:46You know, to be honest,
  1143. 1:25:50I never had the chance to go to school
  1144. 1:25:53either.
  1145. 1:26:02I believe I told you to come with
  1146. 1:26:04Hayakawa. No,
  1147. 1:26:07you didn't want to make him kill a girl.
  1148. 1:26:11You're too kind.
  1149. 1:26:13Well, I am an angel
  1150. 1:26:23place.
  1151. 1:26:51Give up. I got to close shop for the
  1152. 1:26:54night. So
  1153. 1:26:56that girl was out of your league, kid.
  1154. 1:26:58She lived in a completely different
  1155. 1:26:59world.
  1156. 1:27:02Don't worry, though, Denji. I'm sure
  1157. 1:27:03you'll meet somebody perfect for you one
  1158. 1:27:05day.
  1159. 1:27:11>> [sighs]
  1160. 1:27:29>> POWER [screaming]
  1161. 1:27:30[laughter]
  1162. 1:27:33unwashed heathen. Your putrid odor has
  1163. 1:27:35led me straight to you.
  1164. 1:27:38[snorts]
  1165. 1:27:38>> What a puny establishment.
  1166. 1:27:50>> LOOK AT THOSE FLOWERS. THEY will make a
  1167. 1:27:52fine tribute. Relinquish them.
  1168. 1:28:11STOP EATING. THEY'RE MINE. YOU BASTARD.
  1169. 1:28:14SPIT THEM OUT. POST. COME ON. OPEN YOUR
  1170. 1:28:17MOUTH. STOP IT. Do not do not

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