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  1. 0:01hello again I have a question for you
  2. 0:03can you beat Sky Block with one tree no
  3. 0:06chest no water no cobblestone generator
  4. 0:09this was the quagar I found myself in a
  5. 0:11few weeks ago you see last video i' been
  6. 0:13having a wonderful wonderful time with
  7. 0:15my friends where if any of us died then
  8. 0:17we deleted the world and reset after 30
  9. 0:21resets we reached the end where I was
  10. 0:22knocked into the air and killed by the
  11. 0:24dragon except I wasn't a portal opened
  12. 0:26up beneath me and sent me here to get
  13. 0:28back all I have to do is beat Sky Block
  14. 0:31with one tree and like before if I die
  15. 0:34the world
  16. 0:35resets so let us
  17. 0:39begin first things first tree
  18. 0:43time now you might be wondering how I go
  19. 0:45about beating the game with this well
  20. 0:48that's a great question technically all
  21. 0:50we need are ender eyes then we can find
  22. 0:52the Portal open it and kill the dragon
  23. 0:55and the pearls are easy enough to obtain
  24. 0:57but blaze
  25. 0:58powder is fucked we need blaze rods
  26. 1:01which Dr the Blazers which only SP to
  27. 1:02the nether so we need to make a portal
  28. 1:03which needs lav so we need to make a
  29. 1:04lava farm and it needs water so we
  30. 1:08need basically it's a very long process
  31. 1:11and it all begins
  32. 1:13with wood with this wood we need to
  33. 1:16build this and then we need to wait for
  34. 1:17the sun to do this and now we just need
  35. 1:19to kill a few
  36. 1:20[Music]
  37. 1:22skeletons
  38. 1:24[Music]
  39. 1:26um well let's try that again cut down
  40. 1:29the tree get get a bit of wood stick
  41. 1:30down the saplings wait a few minutes cut
  42. 1:31down more trees plant more saplings get
  43. 1:33more wood build more platform and um uh
  44. 1:36I think I'm forgetting
  45. 1:38something oh yes that's right by the new
  46. 1:41frog gentlemen it's been over a year
  47. 1:43since the last guy burst onto the scene
  48. 1:45I thought I put him away with a few 50
  49. 1:46cal and he go rounds to the skull but
  50. 1:48that just pissed him off and now he's
  51. 1:50back for blood he wants to enter your
  52. 1:51walls no he wants to enter your skin he
  53. 1:53wants to climb into your blood he is
  54. 1:54charging up the death laser oh god oh
  55. 1:56what is he doing in Anaheim California
  56. 1:58wait a minute Disneyland oh God the
  57. 2:01children oh god oh do not lose sight of
  58. 2:04him he is wearing camouflage whoops I
  59. 2:06just lost sight of him oh God where did
  60. 2:07he go not again once again makeshift
  61. 2:09gets it done with the highest quality
  62. 2:11plushies I've ever seen in my life
  63. 2:12embroidered eyes Shiny Gold fabric a
  64. 2:14beautiful warm smile stomp him grab him
  65. 2:16shoot him with a gun he still manages to
  66. 2:18maintain his jovial smile and can do
  67. 2:20attitude and now he's angrier gentlemen
  68. 2:22we need to sell a lot of these pluses
  69. 2:24you must buy one they ship all over the
  70. 2:26globe even obscure weird places like
  71. 2:29Michigan
  72. 2:31there is no excuse time is running out
  73. 2:33this plush is only on sale for the next
  74. 2:3428 days hurry up think fast after 28
  75. 2:36days have passed he will be gone for
  76. 2:38good and if I don't sell enough he will
  77. 2:40harm me so please do it there's a link
  78. 2:42in the description hand can come up
  79. 2:47please
  80. 2:50anyway okay we're back killing them
  81. 2:52myself was rather stupid so this time I
  82. 2:54made good use of my friend Mr son now
  83. 2:57we've got bones bones can be made into
  84. 2:59bone meal and bone meal into grass grass
  85. 3:02can be made into seeds seeds into wheat
  86. 3:04and wheat into bread
  87. 3:07[Music]
  88. 3:09gentlemen despite our earlier setback we
  89. 3:11were making decent progress so to
  90. 3:13continue expanding our wonderful Island
  91. 3:15I went back to the plantation and cut
  92. 3:17down more trees
  93. 3:32well and we're back okay two trap doors
  94. 3:36here should make me safe hopefully all
  95. 3:40right we've got our bread a nice tree
  96. 3:42farm plenty of wood what do we do from
  97. 3:44here well uh I don't know but this guy
  98. 3:47spawn on my
  99. 3:48Island which is cool I guess he had a
  100. 3:50few things to offer me none of which I
  101. 3:52could buy because my net worth was
  102. 3:53exactly seven logs of wood of course
  103. 3:56that didn't stop me from murdering his
  104. 3:57llamas and putting him in a box okay
  105. 3:59clearly as a form of divine retribution
  106. 4:01shortly after this I was brutally
  107. 4:03attacked by Phantoms oh no no no there's
  108. 4:05four of them anyway I decided on our
  109. 4:08next goal getting iron now I know what
  110. 4:10you might be
  111. 4:14thinking well I'll tell you the answer
  112. 4:17is zombies that's right zombies can drop
  113. 4:19iron but only 0.4% of the time which
  114. 4:22means to get enough iron for a pickaxe
  115. 4:23we need to kill on average 750
  116. 4:28zombies uh now sure this platform does
  117. 4:31spawn zombies just not very many of them
  118. 4:34but we can fix that an interesting Quirk
  119. 4:37of Minecraft spawning mechanics is that
  120. 4:38the lower you go down the higher the
  121. 4:40spawn rates sort of it's a bit more
  122. 4:42complicated than that but for our
  123. 4:44purposes that's good enough so optimally
  124. 4:46we want our spawning platform to be as
  125. 4:47low as possible to maximize mob
  126. 4:50spawning okay so let's get down as low
  127. 4:52as possible and build a second platform
  128. 4:55just um well um um uh
  129. 5:00[Music]
  130. 5:03huh well it looks like we have a bit of
  131. 5:06a problem how do we go down no seriously
  132. 5:11how do we go down on a normal Sky Block
  133. 5:14map all you need to go down is a bucket
  134. 5:16of water but we don't have any water or
  135. 5:19any
  136. 5:19buckets
  137. 5:21H I sat and
  138. 5:23pondered
  139. 5:25H and then I thought of something truly
  140. 5:28remarkable
  141. 5:36that actually worked using this
  142. 5:38incredible strategy I had descended a
  143. 5:40whopping 12 blocks very impressive I
  144. 5:43know I would have loved to have gone
  145. 5:45further but I was out of Ender Pills and
  146. 5:46Ender Pills aren't exactly easy to come
  147. 5:49by yeah maybe this method has some flaws
  148. 5:55well with that said once again how do we
  149. 5:58go down
  150. 6:01this left me stumped so I did some high
  151. 6:03impact going down research and came
  152. 6:06across trap doors place two of them down
  153. 6:08like this stand in between them and
  154. 6:09close this one you're now prone now that
  155. 6:12I'm prone I'm short enough to place
  156. 6:13blocks on the underside of this trapo
  157. 6:15and voila we have descended One Singular
  158. 6:18block now to do that about 130
  159. 6:27times and here we are that took fucking
  160. 6:31ages my first build down here was a
  161. 6:33spider farm kill the spiders get string
  162. 6:35make string into wool and wool into bed
  163. 6:40sleepy time at the spider spawner things
  164. 6:42were not working out how I wanted them
  165. 6:44to this was promising though clearly the
  166. 6:46spawn rates down here were very very
  167. 6:48high how high well why don't we find
  168. 6:53out hey that's a lot of
  169. 6:56mobs but there's a slight issue with
  170. 6:58this platform
  171. 7:00it doesn't make iron yep that's right I
  172. 7:03have in fact just wasted a bunch of my
  173. 7:05time the only way a zombie drops his
  174. 7:06iron is if I kill them myself killing
  175. 7:08them myself on this platform would be
  176. 7:11suicidal what we really need is a way to
  177. 7:13funnel the zombies to a central killing
  178. 7:15chamber we need a mob
  179. 7:21farm Well that took several hours now
  180. 7:24you may have a few questions like M why
  181. 7:26is it made of stairs or Mt why are mobs
  182. 7:29just walk walking into the drop shoot oh
  183. 7:31M it's been 15 years why is it taking
  184. 7:33you so long to get the milk okay sit
  185. 7:36down if you're currently sitting sit
  186. 7:38down more have you ever noticed that
  187. 7:41mobs in Minecraft just kind of wander
  188. 7:43around this mechanic is rather
  189. 7:45incredibly named wandering and it
  190. 7:47follows a very specific set of
  191. 7:48instructions firstly wandering mobs need
  192. 7:50to be within 32 blocks of a player then
  193. 7:53they search for a Target block to wander
  194. 7:55towards once they pick their block they
  195. 7:57find a path to it and walk off but Mobs
  196. 7:59Can Only Target full blocks like planks
  197. 8:02or logs not stairs or slabs using some
  198. 8:05questionable aesthetic choices I built
  199. 8:07the spawning platform walls and roof out
  200. 8:09of only stairs and slabs when a mob
  201. 8:12spawns in their only valid wandering
  202. 8:13Target are these planks over here with
  203. 8:15some trap doors you can trick them into
  204. 8:17thinking there's a way across even
  205. 8:19though there's not and voila Bob once
  206. 8:23they fall down the shoot they fall 23
  207. 8:25blocks removing all but one point of
  208. 8:26health so I can kill them easily with a
  209. 8:28sword this Farm does however have a few
  210. 8:31floors the main floor being it is
  211. 8:33horribly painfully
  212. 8:37terribly slow if I wanted to farm iron
  213. 8:40with it this design would simply not be
  214. 8:42sufficient so how about we tear it down
  215. 8:45and make another
  216. 8:48one and there we go mob farm version
  217. 8:53two mob farm V2 was significantly faster
  218. 8:56than mob farm V1 it uses my totally 100%
  219. 8:59an original and not stolen design from
  220. 9:00IL mango of YouTube channel IM mango it
  221. 9:02has a larger spawning area Central bait
  222. 9:04blocks and four drop shoots even so
  223. 9:06farming for iron was
  224. 9:08still very tedious over 400 zombies
  225. 9:11later I got my first Iron there it is
  226. 9:14the second shortly after that and then
  227. 9:16the third and the fourth a little after
  228. 9:18that and then we had seven iron seven is
  229. 9:22enough for the most important item in
  230. 9:24the game pants but upside down so a
  231. 9:28cauldron
  232. 9:30why is a cauldron so
  233. 9:32important
  234. 9:33water when it rains cauldrons very
  235. 9:36slowly fill up with water problem was it
  236. 9:39wasn't raining so I did my civic duty
  237. 9:43and got to
  238. 9:47it oh yes oh yes oh
  239. 9:55a and there's no water in the CLD I'm
  240. 9:59I'm a
  241. 10:00[Music]
  242. 10:02idiot okay well let's do something else
  243. 10:06animals very important for our
  244. 10:08progression and distinctly lacking in
  245. 10:10our Sky Block World animals only spawn
  246. 10:12on grass but they can't spawn on our Sky
  247. 10:14Island grass because it's too close to 0
  248. 10:17which means we got to move it my first
  249. 10:20attempt at relocating the grass was to
  250. 10:21try to get it to spread down the
  251. 10:22staircase naturally oh this is stupid
  252. 10:26this is going to take so long this idea
  253. 10:29didn't work I waited over 20 minutes and
  254. 10:31the grass had only spread a few blocks
  255. 10:33to get down the 130 plus block staircase
  256. 10:35would take literal
  257. 10:37days well how on Earth are we going to
  258. 10:40do this I could try to kill zombies for
  259. 10:42a chance at a silk chot shovel but I'd
  260. 10:44have to kill something like 15,000
  261. 10:45zombies and I I didn't want
  262. 10:49[Music]
  263. 10:53to and then it hit
  264. 10:56me sure I don't know silk touch but I
  265. 11:00know someone who does to get him all I
  266. 11:02had to do was cover the mob spawning
  267. 11:04platform in boats and gentlemen I
  268. 11:06presented you my PS dead resistance my
  269. 11:10magnum opus the greatest construction of
  270. 11:13all time just a bunch of just a bunch of
  271. 11:16boats okay bear with me here once
  272. 11:18nighttime arrived mobs began spawning on
  273. 11:20the platform many of them spawning next
  274. 11:21to boats and immediately hopping in very
  275. 11:24good once I was satisfied I had the
  276. 11:26right guy I sleep
  277. 11:31I was here for this guy so I hopped in
  278. 11:33his boat oh my
  279. 11:35God that was stupid and drove him over
  280. 11:38next to the grass once in position his
  281. 11:40obnoxious block grabbing Tendencies took
  282. 11:42a firm hold of him compelling him with
  283. 11:44immense power to reach his arms out
  284. 11:48and pick up the grass now all I had to
  285. 11:51do was beat him to
  286. 11:52death with an
  287. 11:54[Music]
  288. 11:55ax no stop
  289. 11:59oh
  290. 12:01no using this grass I was able to build
  291. 12:03a small animal shelter at the bottom of
  292. 12:04the world this bit of grass while small
  293. 12:06could produce a fair few animals down
  294. 12:08this low Theory anyway in reality it
  295. 12:11didn't do anything but maybe I was just
  296. 12:13being impatient so that had taken me an
  297. 12:15hour or so and it hadn't rained again so
  298. 12:18of course I got to
  299. 12:22[Music]
  300. 12:26it this session of rain dancing yielded
  301. 12:30nothing even more concerning the grass
  302. 12:32spot still hadn't spawned a single
  303. 12:33animal something wasn't right I checked
  304. 12:36the F3 menu and what do you know this
  305. 12:38exact spot was in an ocean this is my
  306. 12:40face when biome
  307. 12:44ocean animals uh can't spawn in
  308. 12:48[Music]
  309. 12:50oceans so I went back up to the top got
  310. 12:52another Ender at of boat positioned him
  311. 12:53appropriately he did his thing hacked
  312. 12:55him to death with an axe scooped up the
  313. 12:57grass again and moved it over here into
  314. 12:58a not ocean biome and a few minutes
  315. 13:02later
  316. 13:05Co and with that back to it brothers and
  317. 13:09sisters gather for our Lord plead for
  318. 13:12his precipitation oh Lord deliver upon
  319. 13:14us your W Love Rain ask of your
  320. 13:19rain seeing as it still wasn't raining I
  321. 13:22killed some more time with another silly
  322. 13:23project it involved a lot of wood and
  323. 13:27fences and boats and it was constructed
  324. 13:31like
  325. 13:33this what was this silly new Contraption
  326. 13:36well it's an
  327. 13:41elevator oh yes forgetting down quickly
  328. 13:45I placed this single slime block now
  329. 13:49remember if I die all of this progress
  330. 13:51is lost so it might be a good idea to
  331. 13:53think twice and he's jumped
  332. 13:57off just
  333. 14:01just after all that it still wasn't
  334. 14:04raining
  335. 14:05so back to
  336. 14:08[Music]
  337. 14:15it all right you know what if me doing a
  338. 14:18funky dance isn't going to help then I
  339. 14:20might as well prepare for when it does
  340. 14:22rain and make some more
  341. 14:25cauldrons oh my God it's raining just
  342. 14:28like that just like that it
  343. 14:32start amazingly this time it actually
  344. 14:35rained now all I had to do was wait even
  345. 14:37more for the cauldrons to fill so really
  346. 14:40nothing changed while waiting I murdered
  347. 14:42even more mobs and collected even more
  348. 14:43iron this continued for a very long time
  349. 14:47I did some random stuff it rained I
  350. 14:49waited the cauldrons didn't fill it
  351. 14:50stopped raining I killed more mobs I got
  352. 14:52more iron I made another cauldron I got
  353. 14:53to it rinse and repeat it took ages but
  354. 14:57we did get there eventually the three
  355. 14:59cauldrons had collected enough water for
  356. 15:01one source allowing me to craft a bucket
  357. 15:03and scoop it up oh yeah once I did that
  358. 15:06I used a glass bottle to fill The
  359. 15:07Cauldron again and finally infinite
  360. 15:10water like any good respector of a chill
  361. 15:13time on the lake my first project with
  362. 15:14this new water was a fishing
  363. 15:21Bond yeah we fishing okay we've got our
  364. 15:25water next up pigs so why do we need
  365. 15:30pigs well they're for our next Big Goal
  366. 15:34villagers to get villagers we need three
  367. 15:36things a couple of zombie villagers a
  368. 15:39golden apple that tastes like Minecraft
  369. 15:41and a weakness
  370. 15:42potion I converted one of the shoots in
  371. 15:44the mob farm to this which is just a
  372. 15:47really Jank way of picking out specific
  373. 15:48mobs using it I collected a couple of
  374. 15:50zombie villagers and stuck them in
  375. 15:53boats fucking stupid and I also
  376. 15:55collected a witch you see there's
  377. 15:57currently no way I can get my hands on a
  378. 15:58weakness potion but if I make a witch
  379. 16:00angry perhaps by I don't know punching
  380. 16:02them in their head they have a chance of
  381. 16:04throwing one and lastly the golden
  382. 16:06apples originally I thought this would
  383. 16:08be easy since drown have a chance of
  384. 16:10dropping gold so I converted some
  385. 16:11zombies into drown and killed them a lot
  386. 16:14of them no gold turns out they uh don't
  387. 16:19drop gold and haven't for several years
  388. 16:22nowadays instead they drop
  389. 16:25copper
  390. 16:27H and this this is where we go back to
  391. 16:30those
  392. 16:31pigs during this whole process I had
  393. 16:33been breeding a lot of pigs so many pigs
  394. 16:36that they were starting to suffocate and
  395. 16:38die when I fed
  396. 16:39them perfect using some of the copper I
  397. 16:42had collected from killing drowned I
  398. 16:43made this a Lightning Run now all I had
  399. 16:46to do was wait for it to rain so of
  400. 16:49course I got to it
  401. 16:52[Music]
  402. 16:59and while doing some nice relaxing
  403. 17:01fishing it
  404. 17:05happened well y these piglins had
  405. 17:07dropped a grand total of 51 nuggets and
  406. 17:09a bar of gold not enough for our golden
  407. 17:11apples so of
  408. 17:14course I did it again and there we have
  409. 17:16it boys enough gold for two golden
  410. 17:18apples villagers here we
  411. 17:22come
  412. 17:24apples
  413. 17:25apples apples
  414. 17:29hello I checked literally every single
  415. 17:33chest I had no apples yep that's right
  416. 17:38acacia trees don't drop apples oh my
  417. 17:42fucking bro how
  418. 17:44[Music]
  419. 17:47fucking well this fucking sucks there
  420. 17:51was a path forward I needed someone
  421. 17:54special I needed the wees of an elusive
  422. 17:56man I needed a Wandering
  423. 18:00trador remember the very start of the
  424. 18:02run when I trapped a Wandering Trader in
  425. 18:04a box well he despawned long ago but he
  426. 18:07sold saplings not the right saplings but
  427. 18:09saplings nonetheless to get a Wandering
  428. 18:12Trader to spawn in I could just wait
  429. 18:14around the base like normal but most of
  430. 18:16the base is made of bottom slabs so the
  431. 18:17actual area he can spawn on is very
  432. 18:19small instead I decided on constructing
  433. 18:22a purpose-built platform for spawning
  434. 18:24traders to build it I dropped off some
  435. 18:26high quality blueprints which called for
  436. 18:28building said platform way up in the sky
  437. 18:30for some reason so I built the boat
  438. 18:32elevator up as high as I could and began
  439. 18:34work on the platform and with you look
  440. 18:36at that the platform's done there's only
  441. 18:40one issue with this platform can you
  442. 18:42guess what it
  443. 18:43is yes that's right all of these slabs
  444. 18:47are bottom
  445. 18:48slabs so uh it doesn't work oh my
  446. 18:55fucking once I'd actually made it
  447. 18:57spawnable I built a small cut in the
  448. 18:59middle of the platform and stuck a bed
  449. 19:00inside this is where I would hang out
  450. 19:02for the next several hours just waiting
  451. 19:04around for our Trader man to spawn one
  452. 19:07night I forgot to sleep before mobs
  453. 19:08started spawning in and came back to my
  454. 19:10PC only to be greeted with
  455. 19:13this so I did what anyone would sprinted
  456. 19:16to the edge of the platform and uh
  457. 19:19jumped
  458. 19:21off oh shit oh shit no oh no
  459. 19:25no
  460. 19:26oh oh my
  461. 19:30God BR so of course more waiting but I
  462. 19:34got lucky oh only after about 15 minutes
  463. 19:36a Trader spawned in and even better he
  464. 19:39was selling an oak sapling there's a
  465. 19:41problem though I would have bought the
  466. 19:44sapling if I had any emeralds oh my God
  467. 19:48I'm going to fucking kill
  468. 19:50myself oh
  469. 19:53my yep that's right I had in fact
  470. 19:57forgotten that Traders need
  471. 20:05man and so this presented us with
  472. 20:08another conundrum how the fuck do we
  473. 20:14get well I scoured the Wiki trading thr
  474. 20:18up villagers mining yep can't do that
  475. 20:21natural generation like a chest loot yep
  476. 20:24can't do that and finally mob drops
  477. 20:26certain pillagers drop emeralds on death
  478. 20:28well that looks like a pretty easy
  479. 20:30option the only problem is these
  480. 20:31pillagers don't spawn naturally they
  481. 20:33only spawn in raids and to get a raid
  482. 20:36you guessed it we need this left me
  483. 20:39completely
  484. 20:40stomped for about 10 seconds which is
  485. 20:42when I read the rest of the wiki and
  486. 20:43learned about foxes foxes have a 20%
  487. 20:46chance to spawn with an item in their
  488. 20:47mouth and 5% of the time that item is an
  489. 20:51emerald doing some extreme Ultra
  490. 20:53mathematics we could figure out that on
  491. 20:55average every 100 foxes will yield one
  492. 20:58single single Emerald
  493. 21:01H okay I think we have a new project
  494. 21:04first of all I had to find the closest
  495. 21:06biome where foxes can spawn
  496. 21:09[Music]
  497. 21:10uh aha yes this spot was over 2,000
  498. 21:15blocks away and to get there I'd have to
  499. 21:17build a bridge so I got myself a lot of
  500. 21:19logs made some slabs and started the
  501. 21:25journey and I'm here well
  502. 21:29that was extremely boring once on
  503. 21:31location I began construction firstly
  504. 21:33just a small platform as a proof of
  505. 21:34concept and like everything else in this
  506. 21:37fucking playthrough naturally it didn't
  507. 21:40work I sat there for ages and nothing
  508. 21:42spawned except for like 15,000 mobs of
  509. 21:46course I would work the first time that
  510. 21:48would be ridiculous it just has to drive
  511. 21:50me insane it just later I did manage to
  512. 21:52get to work though the fix well all I
  513. 21:55had to do was go back to base and murder
  514. 21:56all my livestock
  515. 21:59yep I don't know it was something to do
  516. 22:01with passive mob caps and spawn chunks
  517. 22:02and some fucking know back of the fox
  518. 22:04spawning platform the unthinkable
  519. 22:06happened it actually
  520. 22:09worked fox
  521. 22:12fox fox oh my God the plan was to use
  522. 22:15this platform to spawn foxes and then
  523. 22:17I'd stab them to death and collect their
  524. 22:18drops the problem with this approach was
  525. 22:22this nothing no foxes yeah sure they
  526. 22:27could spawn but but clearly they didn't
  527. 22:29like to very much I think uh I think I
  528. 22:33should make a farm here's a useful
  529. 22:35concept foxes are attracted to chickens
  530. 22:38they Sprint towards them at high speed
  531. 22:39and kill them with their face but what
  532. 22:41if we put the chicken over here and then
  533. 22:44some trap doors
  534. 22:45[Music]
  535. 22:48here this is the concept we're going to
  536. 22:50use for our farm have foxes run towards
  537. 22:53the chicken fall into a water stream and
  538. 22:54drop into
  539. 22:56their so let's build the
  540. 23:09farm with the farm built it started
  541. 23:11working almost immediately of course you
  542. 23:13wouldn't be able to tell because it was
  543. 23:14still a very slow piece of shit I
  544. 23:17couldn't even automate it properly since
  545. 23:18I had nowhere near enough iron for a
  546. 23:19hopper grid so I just sort of stood
  547. 23:21there underneath it and
  548. 23:24waited and
  549. 23:25waited and wait wait a minute what is oh
  550. 23:29my oh my God oh my God holy holy
  551. 23:34shit yeah that just didn't happen but I
  552. 23:38wish it did once sufficient time had
  553. 23:40passed I had finally done it oh my God
  554. 23:43and accumulated our five emeralds needed
  555. 23:45for a sapling apples here we
  556. 23:50come so I went back home and waited even
  557. 23:53longer at the wondering Trader platform
  558. 23:55this time I wasn't so lucky and hours
  559. 23:58upon hours of nothing then a Trader I'd
  560. 24:01check his trades they were shit I would
  561. 24:03murder him in Cold Blood rinse and
  562. 24:05repeat this uh really really sucked many
  563. 24:10many hours later our guy finally
  564. 24:12appeared selling us one of the two types
  565. 24:14of saplings that can drop apples a dark
  566. 24:17oak sapling I could barely contain my
  567. 24:19excitement holy shit hours upon hours of
  568. 24:22work had led up to this moment and it
  569. 24:24was finally here I bought the sapling
  570. 24:27place it down and boom me it and Bone me
  571. 24:31it and Bone me it
  572. 24:36what
  573. 24:37what
  574. 24:39what what yes that's right dark oak
  575. 24:43trees need four saplings in order to
  576. 24:46grow I had
  577. 24:51one just
  578. 25:00there we
  579. 25:19go oh yes
  580. 25:22apples oh my God apples yes yes yes yes
  581. 25:27we had finally acquire ired the missing
  582. 25:30piece and so of course villager
  583. 25:34[Music]
  584. 25:40time to begin villager time I brought
  585. 25:42back the witch that I had banished to
  586. 25:44the naughty Corner long ago and with a
  587. 25:45lot of finagling managed to get out to
  588. 25:47Chuck a weakness potion onto the zombies
  589. 25:49yes uh this was after a poison me
  590. 25:52several times the fucking dickhead then
  591. 25:55I forc fed them the apples drove the
  592. 25:56wish back into the naughty corner for
  593. 25:58safek keeping I guess and
  594. 26:02[Music]
  595. 26:10waited and there we go I had finally
  596. 26:13done it yipp their new home was the old
  597. 26:16Pig Pen where I placed down a few beds
  598. 26:18and threw bread at them until they until
  599. 26:22[Music]
  600. 26:24they oh
  601. 26:26my oh my God it's it's a it's a fully
  602. 26:30clothed
  603. 26:31child curious now to get more emeralds
  604. 26:35the easiest method I could think of was
  605. 26:36to employ them as farmers and sell them
  606. 26:38carrots so I employed them as Farmers
  607. 26:40gave myself cple tunnel by farming
  608. 26:42carrots and sold them to the villagers
  609. 26:43for great riches back at the watering
  610. 26:45Trader platform I uh waited even
  611. 26:51more and when the watering shaders did
  612. 26:54appear I bought whatever I could
  613. 26:56anything and everything cor blocks fuck
  614. 26:59it I'll take some dirt yes please Cactus
  615. 27:02Don't Mind If I Do sugarcane yes during
  616. 27:05this process I had also begun work on
  617. 27:07the next Farm an iron farm this Farm
  618. 27:10works by scaring the villagers here
  619. 27:11periodically with the presence of this
  620. 27:13zombie then this trap door closes they
  621. 27:15forget about them and go back to sleep
  622. 27:16and 5 seconds later the trap door opens
  623. 27:18again sending them in a frenzy sprinting
  624. 27:20in every direction at once and spawning
  625. 27:21in a Golem for their protection the
  626. 27:23Golem spawns up here falls into this
  627. 27:25water stream and into this Shute where
  628. 27:26he is killed by cramming with these 20
  629. 27:28mine carts my favorite part of this Farm
  630. 27:30however is the boat clock you see I have
  631. 27:34very limited Redstone components so to
  632. 27:35make a clock I built a small track
  633. 27:37filled it with water and stuck a boat
  634. 27:39inside it when this boat passes over
  635. 27:41these pressure plates it activates them
  636. 27:43and triggers the trap
  637. 27:44door
  638. 27:46simply
  639. 27:48phenomenal next a trading Hall so I
  640. 27:51built a trading hle filling it with
  641. 27:53villagers was tedious and painful but
  642. 27:55once it was full I could start cycling
  643. 27:56through all the various trades of my
  644. 27:57vill
  645. 27:58it uh took forever like legitimately
  646. 28:02fucking ages to spend removing their
  647. 28:03workstation waiting a second putting it
  648. 28:05back down checking the trade seeing the
  649. 28:06Trad a complete ass removing the
  650. 28:08workstation y with these books I
  651. 28:11Enchanted some swear gear I got some
  652. 28:13diamond tools I made myself some armor
  653. 28:15finally things were going well and for
  654. 28:19our next project we'd acquire some
  655. 28:22lava so first things first for requiring
  656. 28:25some lava I need to kill some pillagers
  657. 28:27don't worry
  658. 28:29what make sense to using my U uh um the
  659. 28:34um I found myself the bounding box for a
  660. 28:36Pillager Outpost building a spawn
  661. 28:38platform here would result in pillagers
  662. 28:40spawning so I built a spawn platform
  663. 28:41here and pillagers began spawning I was
  664. 28:45looking for a banner carrier killing a
  665. 28:46banner carrier will give you the bad
  666. 28:48Omen effect the only problem is actually
  667. 28:50killing one without shooting enough
  668. 28:52platform once I had the bad Omen effect
  669. 28:54I went back to base and to this little
  670. 28:56setup that I'd built earlier this
  671. 28:58villager in bed combo is all you need to
  672. 28:59start a raid and Raiders only spawn on
  673. 29:01full blocks so with the rest of the
  674. 29:03platform made from half slabs I had a
  675. 29:05safe area to attack from and an unsafe
  676. 29:07area that they'd spawn on and so the
  677. 29:10raid
  678. 29:11[Music]
  679. 29:18began using my Librarians I have made
  680. 29:21the most ridiculous bow emeralds can buy
  681. 29:23which made quick work of each wave I had
  682. 29:26uh a little
  683. 29:29But ultimately was
  684. 29:32[Music]
  685. 29:34Victorious feating a raid gives you the
  686. 29:36hero of the village effect and with the
  687. 29:38hero of the village effect trades with
  688. 29:39villagers become significantly cheaper
  689. 29:42and villagers give you gifts what does
  690. 29:44this have to do with lava tools
  691. 29:47spits you see I've been lying to you you
  692. 29:51can't actually beat Minecraft with one
  693. 29:53tree but you can get up to here so here
  694. 29:56is where a little mod comes in all the
  695. 29:58does is change the loot table from
  696. 29:59toolsmith villagers when they drop gifts
  697. 30:01normally all they do is fill your
  698. 30:03inventory with useless shit tools but
  699. 30:05with this mod they have a very small
  700. 30:06chance of dropping lava buckets oh my oh
  701. 30:11there it is finally after all these
  702. 30:14hours we could make a cobblestone
  703. 30:20generator yeah to get myself more lava I
  704. 30:25constructed a lava farm this was great
  705. 30:28except I forgot one small detail lava uh
  706. 30:32lights things on
  707. 30:34fire shit with a bit of time the lava
  708. 30:37Farm had produced lava you know like
  709. 30:40it's supposed to it had made enough lava
  710. 30:43in fact for a portal and so begins our
  711. 30:45adventures in the
  712. 30:47[Music]
  713. 30:54nether so what were we doing in the
  714. 30:57nether
  715. 30:58well all I needed from the nether were
  716. 31:00Blaze
  717. 31:02roll which meant I had to find a nether
  718. 31:04fortress bounding box and build a yet
  719. 31:05another spawning
  720. 31:09platform so I did exactly that in fact I
  721. 31:12was pretty lucky the nether fortress
  722. 31:13bounding box was right there it was
  723. 31:16really easy like almost too easy I shot
  724. 31:19a few Blazers with my bow and in a few
  725. 31:21minutes that was it I had all the blaze
  726. 31:24rods and so ends our adventures in the
  727. 31:27nether
  728. 31:28holy shit the Day of Reckoning was fast
  729. 31:32approaching the ender eyes were made
  730. 31:35before going in I wanted to be prepared
  731. 31:38I leveled up my tool Smiths my weapon
  732. 31:40Smiths my armorers I got the most
  733. 31:42ridiculous set of armor the most
  734. 31:44ridiculous bow and the most ridiculous
  735. 31:46sword and made the final preparations I
  736. 31:49collected a bunch of wood for blocks and
  737. 31:51I stole all my villagers beds I threw
  738. 31:54the first eye and the search began a
  739. 31:58thousand or so blocks later of just
  740. 31:59doing this there it was I said my
  741. 32:02goodbyes to this terrible place I had
  742. 32:04called home for the last several weeks
  743. 32:06opened the portal and jumped
  744. 32:09[Music]
  745. 32:11inside the end like the rest of the
  746. 32:14world was a cold desolate void just me
  747. 32:18the small platform of obsidian the
  748. 32:20Bedrock portal and the dragon and so the
  749. 32:25fight was on
  750. 32:29[Applause]
  751. 32:30[Music]
  752. 32:36[Music]
  753. 32:45[Music]
  754. 32:55yes
  755. 32:56[Music]
  756. 32:59[Applause]
  757. 33:08ah what
  758. 33:12what yeah
  759. 33:15[Applause]
  760. 33:18shit oh oh oh he's punching he's
  761. 33:20punching he's punching
  762. 33:24[Music]
  763. 33:35hit his
  764. 33:38[Music]
  765. 33:45ass yes oh my god let's fucking go kill
  766. 33:50St
  767. 33:52[Music]
  768. 34:00n no no no no no no we did it we beat
  769. 34:03the game and I'm sure many of you will
  770. 34:05be pleased to hear this we beat up
  771. 34:08[Music]
  772. 34:12Steven so thanks for watching by the
  773. 34:15frog from the link in the pinned comment
  774. 34:18and I'll see you next time
  775. 34:22[Music]
  776. 34:27oh
  777. 34:30[Music]

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