Can Manchester United win against 11 people who are fast asleep ? — Transcript

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1. 0:00Can Manchester United beat 11 people who
2. 0:02are asleep? Kickoff. 11 men in red
3. 0:05pajamas, fast asleep. Bruno launches it
4. 0:08to the moon. Cunha's through, one-on-one
5. 0:10with a snoring keeper. Straight at him.
6. 0:12Off his head, wide. It flies up the
7. 0:15other end. Maguire panics. His clearance
8. 0:17hits a sleeping man's bum, into his own
9. 0:19net. 1-0. United need a reaction.
10. 0:22[music] Shaw gives them one, a
11. 0:24hamstring. Nobody touched him. He got
12. 0:26injured stretching. It gets worse. The
13. 0:29sleepers wear red, so Europa keeps
14. 0:31passing to them. Then, magic. Mbeumo
15. 0:34picks it up on halfway. Past one, past
16. 0:36five, past all 11. The commentator's
17. 0:39screaming, and Mbeumo runs past the
18. 0:41goal, down the tunnel. Silence. What is
19. 0:44he doing? Martinez loses it. Slide
20. 0:47tackles a sleeping man. Red card.
21. 0:49Penalty. A sleeper's leg twitches. The
22. 0:51ball trickles in. Lamens dives the wrong
23. 0:54way. 2-0 at halftime. Second half. Cunha
24. 0:57dives over a sleeping man. Yellow. He
25. 0:59hasn't moved in an hour. Dalot whips in
26. 1:01a cross, the wrong way. Top corner. 3-0.
27. 1:04By the 85th minute, the fans are asleep,
28. 1:07too. For the first time all season, you
29. 1:09can't tell the fans and the team apart.
30. 1:11Full time. 3-0. Man of the match? Their
31. 1:14keeper. Every shot hit him. Carrick says
32. 1:17United controlled the game.