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Самолет приземлился на Camry | Porsche под угрозой сокращений — Transcript

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  1. 0:01Good afternoon.
  2. 0:16I’ll just eat this snack while you
  3. 0:18guys are setting up the sound.
  4. 0:20You better finish it, or maybe you'll
  5. 0:25share half with me? Thanks. The master
  6. 0:30is feeding me.
  7. 0:31What a jerk. Ahsar got a Choco Pie.
  8. 0:35Ahsar is free.
  9. 0:36There’s a whole box of Choco Pies
  10. 0:38over there. No, I have to take mine and
  11. 0:41get teased for sharing a Choco Pie with
  12. 0:43him.
  13. 0:44Typical chick.
  14. 0:47Today, quite unexpectedly on this
  15. 0:49random Sunday, I want to share some
  16. 0:51results. I mentioned a while back,
  17. 0:53probably about two or three months ago,
  18. 0:55that I was on a sort of dopamine detox,
  19. 0:57that for a certain amount of time I
  20. 0:59wouldn't go on your internets, wouldn't
  21. 1:01track anything, just sit around bored,
  22. 1:03and so on. And now it’s been 4 months
  23. 1:05, almost exactly 4 months, even a bit
  24. 1:07more, that I’ve been living by a
  25. 1:09certain schedule and specific rules.
  26. 1:11Why the hell I’m doing this, we’ll
  27. 1:12probably talk about in more detail
  28. 1:14later on Boosty. Well, and whatever
  29. 1:15fits into this rant right now, I’ll
  30. 1:17tell you. Damn, where should I even
  31. 1:19start? For healthy people who have no
  32. 1:22idea what’s going on.
  33. 1:24You can’t go wrong with the Roman
  34. 1:25Empire.
  35. 1:27So, joking aside, I have to start from
  36. 1:29somewhere because it was a long,
  37. 1:30stubborn process.
  38. 1:32Ancient Romans were the ones who
  39. 1:34invented looking at the sky and doing
  40. 1:36nothing. Wait, no, the Greeks invented
  41. 1:38that.
  42. 1:38Yeah, that was the Greeks. They are
  43. 1:39professionals at it, true.
  44. 1:41Ancient Romans invented hiding under
  45. 1:42shields so they’d be as bored as
  46. 1:44possible. You know, when you just have
  47. 1:46this...oh, never mind. First,
  48. 1:50we don’t wait, we prepare.
  49. 1:51They’ve put me on the clock.
  50. 1:54The team in the era of Zoomers.
  51. 1:56I’ve burned out. Let’s start simple
  52. 1:58. At some point, did I stop working?
  53. 2:00Not from the perspective that I was
  54. 2:02just a bit tired or something, but that
  55. 2:04for a long period of time I was living
  56. 2:06in a mode where I just couldn't do it.
  57. 2:08I just get up without wanting to, out
  58. 2:11of necessity, crawl to work, and
  59. 2:12somehow work. But why I’m working,
  60. 2:14it’s unclear. The workload is huge.
  61. 2:17The schedule is booked in advance, lots
  62. 2:18of tight tasks, like, you wake up in
  63. 2:20the morning and you’re like: "So,
  64. 2:21what do we have today?" 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
  65. 2:246, 7, 8, 9, 10. Uh, just so you know,
  66. 2:26this is roughly what my calendar looks
  67. 2:27like. Everything is planned, everything
  68. 2:29is precise, everything is right on time
  69. 2:31, and off we go to live. And at some
  70. 2:33point, I noticed that, say, over the
  71. 2:34span of a month, or even two, there
  72. 2:36wasn't a single bit of pleasure planned
  73. 2:38in my life. I think I pushed myself way
  74. 2:40too hard, I think I really overdid it
  75. 2:42with this whole idea that everything
  76. 2:43must be completed, everything must be
  77. 2:45done. I must be the best, sir. Yes, sir
  78. 2:47. I’ll run, I’ll do everything,
  79. 2:49every single task will be crushed,
  80. 2:51everything will be finished, everything
  81. 2:52will be great. When we’d occasionally
  82. 2:54throw out some things in our "
  83. 2:56brainstorming" sessions about how I
  84. 2:58sometimes live by a stopwatch and
  85. 2:59measure everything, we’d immediately
  86. 3:01get a ton of comments saying, "Oh damn,
  87. 3:03man, you're going to work yourself to
  88. 3:05death,""Oh, what a robot you're turning
  89. 3:07yourself into," and so on. It’s not
  90. 3:09that I hit that wall specifically, but
  91. 3:10at some point, you can box yourself
  92. 3:12into such constraints that it becomes
  93. 3:14impossible to live like that: you need
  94. 3:15some life, you need some spontaneity,
  95. 3:17you need some emotions, and so on. It
  96. 3:19was generally a deliberate strategy for
  97. 3:21building business processes, but that
  98. 3:22doesn't matter. What matters is that at
  99. 3:24some point, you wake up and you don't
  100. 3:26want to go to work. And I’m someone
  101. 3:28who really, really loves my job and
  102. 3:29really, really loves everything that
  103. 3:31happens here. Well, for me, that's
  104. 3:33strange. I was like, "What do you mean,
  105. 3:34I don't want to go to work?" Well, to
  106. 3:35be more precise, you can’t catch it
  107. 3:36in the moment, like the first time you
  108. 3:38felt it and immediately realized what
  109. 3:39it was. No, you realize that you’ve
  110. 3:41been living in this kind of routine for
  111. 3:43quite a long time, like about six
  112. 3:45months, where it’s just written down:
  113. 3:47you have to do the first thing, the
  114. 3:49second thing, the third thing. You go
  115. 3:51and do it all because for the first,
  116. 3:53second, and third things, everything is
  117. 3:54already agreed upon with everyone,
  118. 3:55everything has been scheduled long ago,
  119. 3:57everything has been set, and under no
  120. 3:58circumstances can you let anyone down.
  121. 3:59You absolutely have to show up. And it
  122. 4:01doesn't matter what you think about it.
  123. 4:02And it doesn't matter how you feel
  124. 4:03about it. Whether you feel bad, hurt,
  125. 4:06sad, happy, joyful, or not—everyone
  126. 4:08is like, you absolutely have to show up
  127. 4:10right on time, because we already have
  128. 4:13a task there. If we suddenly lose track
  129. 4:15of a task or mess something up, or if a
  130. 4:17deadline starts to slip, the following
  131. 4:19tasks slip as well. Everything is very
  132. 4:21tight. Running, running, running. And
  133. 4:24this has lasted for years in my case,
  134. 4:26and at some point I just thought: "Damn
  135. 4:28, what for? Why? And for what sake?"
  136. 4:32It’s not like I did something about
  137. 4:34it right away, but I started to at
  138. 4:35least think in that direction, that I
  139. 4:37need to do something about it, change
  140. 4:38something, that I'm doing something
  141. 4:39fundamentally wrong. And that something
  142. 4:42needs to be done. I will describe a
  143. 4:43more detailed path with personal
  144. 4:45examples, meetings, and events on
  145. 4:47Telegram. That’s where there’s an
  146. 4:49opportunity to think through text and
  147. 4:50properly shape it into a coherent idea.
  148. 4:52That's where we'll be uploading it all.
  149. 4:54Divine, simply divine. Participating in
  150. 4:57the development of three businesses at
  151. 4:58once is a task for the desperate. But I
  152. 5:00can't imagine any other life for myself
  153. 5:02. Being everywhere, investing in the
  154. 5:04development of fundamentally different
  155. 5:05fields is, you could say, my passion.
  156. 5:07And when things get tough, examples
  157. 5:09from history really help. I’m not the
  158. 5:11first one to do this. For example,
  159. 5:12William Durant, the founder of General
  160. 5:14Motors, managed three companies at once
  161. 5:16. Today at Buick, tomorrow at Chevrolet
  162. 5:18, the day after at Cadillac. And there
  163. 5:20was no internet back then. It's scary
  164. 5:21to imagine how slowly the processes we
  165. 5:23now take for granted as fast would have
  166. 5:25moved. True, now you can work from home
  167. 5:27, and the speed of business development
  168. 5:29really depends on the internet and
  169. 5:31connection speed. You just saw for
  170. 5:32yourselves how annoying it is when the
  171. 5:34image freezes and the sound is bad.
  172. 5:35That’s how regular Wi-Fi works now in
  173. 5:37apartment buildings and private houses,
  174. 5:39and even within a single apartment,
  175. 5:41Wi-Fi doesn't always reach the bedroom.
  176. 5:43But Rostelecom has introduced
  177. 5:44sixth-generation internet, and that
  178. 5:46doesn't happen with it. It is a
  179. 5:48technology that makes being online as
  180. 5:49stable, fast, and secure as possible.
  181. 5:52And that is, in general, all we need
  182. 5:53for work. Sixth-generation internet
  183. 5:55maintains high speed at home across all
  184. 5:57devices at once, even during peak hours
  185. 5:59when the whole building connects to the
  186. 6:01network. And we all know which room
  187. 6:03always has the worst reception. And, as
  188. 6:06a rule, that’s where you’re most
  189. 6:07comfortable using the internet. With
  190. 6:09Rostelecom, the reception will be
  191. 6:10equally good everywhere. And not an
  192. 6:12obvious but also useful benefit:
  193. 6:13devices that support sixth-generation
  194. 6:15internet drain their batteries more
  195. 6:16slowly. The technology has also been
  196. 6:18optimized for energy efficiency. So, if
  197. 6:20you work from home, take care of your
  198. 6:22internet speed and stability.
  199. 6:24AruUSlecom will help with this. New
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  203. 6:32with new sixth-generation internet.
  204. 6:35Link in the description. Well, the
  205. 6:41point is that after a certain number of
  206. 6:43iterations of analyzing my own crap,
  207. 6:45both with specialists in a psych ward
  208. 6:47and, essentially, in media—where, you
  209. 6:49know, there are actors, musicians, all
  210. 6:51these creative types—it's a special
  211. 6:53breed in a mental hospital, so you have
  212. 6:55to know how to deal with that
  213. 6:56separately. So we came to the
  214. 6:58conclusion that they come to me and say
  215. 6:59: "Look, brother, we need to run an
  216. 7:00experiment." Well, more accurately, not
  217. 7:03an experiment, like, trust us, give us
  218. 7:05six months, and we'll bring back a lot
  219. 7:07more motivation for you. I'm like: "
  220. 7:09Okay, let's do it." Fine, what do I
  221. 7:11need to do? Well, for starters, let's
  222. 7:13do it this way. First of all, you now
  223. 7:15live on a 4-3 schedule. Four working
  224. 7:18days, three days off. At this point
  225. 7:20I’m like: "What the hell? What about
  226. 7:217-0, are you kidding?" How do I go to
  227. 7:24my team? And how do I go to my partners
  228. 7:26? How do I handle all of that? It
  229. 7:29doesn't matter. I mean, there are just
  230. 7:31so many different projects and things
  231. 7:32where I absolutely have to be. How do I
  232. 7:35do all that if we just take and cut my
  233. 7:37working time almost in half?
  234. 7:39The cookie situation will be 3 days a
  235. 7:40week without cookies. How is that? To
  236. 7:43be fair, the cookies didn't go anywhere
  237. 7:44. They're still sitting there in the
  238. 7:46box, and you just can't take cookies
  239. 7:48away from me. Yeah, it's not even tasty
  240. 7:50anymore.
  241. 7:51I agree. If I had taken his cookies
  242. 7:52away, I would have eaten them with
  243. 7:54pleasure too.
  244. 7:54Yeah,
  245. 7:55yeah.
  246. 7:55But I'm not giving them up. But, in all
  247. 7:59fairness, throughout my series of
  248. 8:00experiments with schedules, work
  249. 8:02rhythms, different numbers of projects,
  250. 8:03screenwriting, and various creative
  251. 8:05ideas, we’ve tried every schedule
  252. 8:06imaginable! We’ve had times with days
  253. 8:09off, long periods of vacation after
  254. 8:11major projects, and we've twisted and
  255. 8:13turned it every which way. And it felt
  256. 8:16like the model that used to work really
  257. 8:17well was working for 3 weeks without
  258. 8:19looking up, then lying around and
  259. 8:20resting for a week, then working for 3
  260. 8:21weeks again without looking up. But
  261. 8:24that was around 2021-2022. That's
  262. 8:25mostly where we were experimenting like
  263. 8:27that. It was truly effective, and it
  264. 8:29really worked well. I'm like, "Well,
  265. 8:30what's going to change?" So there will
  266. 8:32be these 3 days off in a row. Well,
  267. 8:34well, well, what, what, what will
  268. 8:36fundamentally change? They're like, "
  269. 8:38Wait, that's the first rule. The second
  270. 8:40rule, on workdays, when you have work,
  271. 8:43when you need to do work, you designate
  272. 8:46a workspace, some desk, some specific
  273. 8:48chair, just some specific place where
  274. 8:51you come and work. And at this
  275. 8:53workspace, you only do work, nothing
  276. 8:56else. You don't, you know, just call up
  277. 8:58friends to chat. You don't spend time
  278. 9:01scrolling through social media. You
  279. 9:02don't consume any content that isn't
  280. 9:04related to work. Only work at the
  281. 9:06workspace. Your workday starts, well,
  282. 9:08at whatever time you set for yourself,
  283. 9:09at 10:00 AM, for example. And, well, if
  284. 9:11it's an eight-hour day, then, well, you
  285. 9:14sit in that chair or at that workspace
  286. 9:16until 6:00 PM. It could be your office,
  287. 9:18it could be a specific table in a café
  288. 9:20, it could be a desk in an office, it
  289. 9:22doesn't matter. You sit down there at
  290. 9:248:00 AM or 12:00 PM, well, depending on
  291. 9:26the day, it doesn't matter, and you
  292. 9:28work strictly at this workspace. If
  293. 9:29you've completed all your work tasks
  294. 9:31and you have no more work tasks for
  295. 9:33today, then you have two options.
  296. 9:34Either you just sit there and stare at
  297. 9:36your laptop, at a blank screen, without
  298. 9:38getting up. Well, that's it, you just
  299. 9:40sit there, well, you can walk around
  300. 9:41the office, it doesn't matter. But you
  301. 9:42still can't do anything else, only work
  302. 9:44. Or you close your laptop and leave,
  303. 9:46and you won't have any more work for
  304. 9:48today. That's how four workdays go by.
  305. 9:49Days off, accordingly, well, however
  306. 9:51you assign them in the week, it doesn't
  307. 9:53matter. Well, somehow, on your days off
  308. 9:55, you are forbidden from consuming any
  309. 9:56content at all. Books, podcasts, music,
  310. 9:59social media, movies, series, any of it
  311. 10:02. Just anything at all. Okay, fine, if
  312. 10:05there's some event or if, let's say,
  313. 10:07you and your girlfriend decided to
  314. 10:09spend the evening together, you can
  315. 10:11watch something for up to 2 hours if
  316. 10:12it's an event. If it's a movie, a
  317. 10:15series, Formula 1, or something like
  318. 10:17that. But just pulling out your phone
  319. 10:19and doing something on it, nein, I'm
  320. 10:21like:" So, on the weekend you do
  321. 10:23strictly what I want, and no 'need to's
  322. 10:25'. "But that’s a separate process; I
  323. 10:27still need to figure out what I really
  324. 10:28want and what I need. It doesn’t
  325. 10:30matter. The most important thing is
  326. 10:31that, like, that’s it. No content, no
  327. 10:32entertainment. If you don't know what
  328. 10:34to do, you sit on the couch and just
  329. 10:36sit on the couch. You can't watch
  330. 10:37content. And I've essentially been
  331. 10:39living like this since September 8th.
  332. 10:40Magnificent.
  333. 10:41Staring at a wall, like, just
  334. 10:42metaphorically.
  335. 10:43Yes.
  336. 10:44And you don't sniff glue either?
  337. 10:46No.
  338. 10:47And paint?
  339. 10:48No.
  340. 10:48And gasoline?
  341. 10:49No. I went to Nizhny Novgorod in
  342. 10:52October for tests, you know, to train
  343. 10:55at NRing. I think I mentioned it in the
  344. 10:57news, that we went there, tested some
  345. 10:59things on the Polo, and so on. So, I
  346. 11:00arrive for two days. NRing isn't
  347. 11:02actually in Nizhny Novgorod, but in the
  348. 11:03Nizhny Novgorod region. It's like an
  349. 11:05hour or an hour and a half from the
  350. 11:06city. Somewhere around there. In short,
  351. 11:07there’s nothing around. Just
  352. 11:09absolutely nothing. The racetrack just
  353. 11:11stands in the woods and that’s it. At
  354. 11:12the track itself, there's a hotel
  355. 11:14located right inside the grandstand.
  356. 11:17You have the spectator stand, and under
  357. 11:19the spectators, under the seats, you
  358. 11:21have hotel rooms. The room looks like
  359. 11:23this: you just have a bed, a shower,
  360. 11:25that's it, nothing else. Well, a table
  361. 11:26with water.
  362. 11:27Shower, a shower right over the bed,
  363. 11:28basically.
  364. 11:29No, they’re actually decent, normal
  365. 11:31rooms, really.
  366. 11:32Everything inside switches on
  367. 11:33automatically. And so, you know, track
  368. 11:35day, we’re training, we’re doing
  369. 11:37this and that, turning left and right.
  370. 11:39At 5:00 PM, the track day ends because
  371. 11:41the sun has already set. We spend about
  372. 11:43an hour packing up, tidying things up,
  373. 11:45and going over things. By 6:00 PM,
  374. 11:46I’ve already had a snack. I mean,
  375. 11:48I’ve had dinner. There’s a shawarma
  376. 11:49place nearby. Like, right nearby,
  377. 11:51it’s just absolutely magnificent.
  378. 11:52It’s called a shashlik place, but the
  379. 11:54shawarma there is [ __ ] amazing.
  380. 11:55No, we’ve been there.
  381. 11:56Yes.
  382. 11:57They really make some great grilled
  383. 11:58potatoes there for next to nothing. And
  384. 12:00if you ever happen to find yourself
  385. 12:02near NRing, you have to get the VIP
  386. 12:04shawarma. They have a regular shawarma
  387. 12:06for, I think, 350 rubles. There’s a
  388. 12:09VIP shawarma for 370 and some other one
  389. 12:10, something super-deluxe, I don’t
  390. 12:12remember, like for 400. They only
  391. 12:14differ in size, that's it. Nothing else
  392. 12:16.
  393. 12:16Maybe it's not VIP, but 6-PI. Well, the
  394. 12:19stick.
  395. 12:20Also the first one.
  396. 12:21P.
  397. 12:26Damn, what even is that? Yes.
  398. 12:28After the shoot, I'll show you the room
  399. 12:30where I cry. So, anyway, you go up at
  400. 12:356:00 PM to your room on the balcony.
  401. 12:37You're not allowed anything. No social
  402. 12:40media, no Telegram channels, uh, no TV,
  403. 12:42not a damn thing. You sit in the chair
  404. 12:45at 6:00, at 6:05.
  405. 12:46And there is a cuckold chair there.
  406. 12:48This one in
  407. 12:48is there. I am literally on it.
  408. 12:526:07.
  409. 12:53May I ask a very delicate question?
  410. 12:56Jerking off for 5 minutes. If anything,
  411. 12:59no, um
  412. 13:00you'll get tired of jerking off for 5
  413. 13:01hours, if that's what you mean.
  414. 13:03Fine, I wanted to sort of pretend that,
  415. 13:06like, with a woman, like,
  416. 13:09yeah, the whole life, not the life that
  417. 13:10is your life, but just like, normal
  418. 13:12life, like going to the theater, that's
  419. 13:13okay.
  420. 13:14She can retell you TV shows over
  421. 13:18Yeah, well, conversations are okay.
  422. 13:20We missed the phrase where Axar said,"
  423. 13:22I'll pretend I'm with a woman. "Well,
  424. 13:25like, not manual labor, but a woman.
  425. 13:29Manual labor.
  426. 13:30A dress for a hand.
  427. 13:34Sorry, I imagined that ghost. Damn, we
  428. 13:37have Camry-sha. Nobody has seen her in
  429. 13:41a long time, by the way.
  430. 13:46She dried up long ago.
  431. 13:48I don't know about you, but I'm 34. And
  432. 13:52every evening for 4 hours, for 4 months
  433. 13:54, you'll have to talk. I mean, you'll
  434. 13:58have to do something else besides, uh,
  435. 14:00what is usually meant with women. What
  436. 14:03were you talking about just now?
  437. 14:04Like, buying them gifts.
  438. 14:05Well, I don't know. Well, in short,
  439. 14:07like, you have all these things, and
  440. 14:08your very first natural desire is what
  441. 14:10you can do. You can enjoy yourself
  442. 14:13somewhere with friends in a bar, go
  443. 14:14somewhere, maybe attend some event,
  444. 14:16maybe go somewhere you've long wanted
  445. 14:18to, maybe go to an exhibition, well,
  446. 14:20something like that. But all these
  447. 14:22entertainments will end very quickly.
  448. 14:24Very quickly. Even for me, considering
  449. 14:26I had a lot of things to do, thinking:
  450. 14:27I want to visit my parents, I want to
  451. 14:29visit my friends there, here, oh, I
  452. 14:31want to go go-karting, I want to go to
  453. 14:32some tests, I haven't done that in a
  454. 14:34long time, I haven't done this in a
  455. 14:35long time—I finished everything by
  456. 14:37mid-October. I did absolutely
  457. 14:38everything, the whole lot. Everything.
  458. 14:40What I missed, what I wanted, and so on
  459. 14:42. Everything. In mid-October, I'm
  460. 14:44sitting there anew. Friday, damn, 9:00
  461. 14:49AM, I'll go for a run. Back at 9:40.
  462. 14:53And you know what you didn't do?
  463. 14:55What?
  464. 14:55In the sandbox, like a Kamaz truck, and
  465. 14:57a bucket like that, and all of that,
  466. 14:59and construction.
  467. 15:00I built three LEGO sets. They’d been
  468. 15:02sitting there since '21.
  469. 15:03And I only ever saw the boxes at your
  470. 15:04place. You must have put them somewhere
  471. 15:06.
  472. 15:06Yeah, they kind of just vanished
  473. 15:07somewhere. Well, obviously, you
  474. 15:10immediately start dealing with chores,
  475. 15:12like remodeling the office, turning
  476. 15:13half the house upside down, and with
  477. 15:15the missus, it's always" let's go here,
  478. 15:16let's go there, "" let's buy this, ""
  479. 15:18let's order that. "I was picking out
  480. 15:20plates for the house, damn it. You
  481. 15:22couldn't give a crap about plates
  482. 15:23usually. But now you're like," Oh,
  483. 15:25picking out plates. "I love picking out
  484. 15:27plates. We absolutely have to go pick
  485. 15:28out plates. These ones with the flowers
  486. 15:29, these ones with the trim, these ones.
  487. 15:30That's it. I mean, like, you instantly
  488. 15:32get dragged into some...
  489. 15:33Brother, Gzhel. Gzhel, brother. Yeah,
  490. 15:34yeah, exactly. You sit there and think,
  491. 15:37" Damn, this is [ __ ] up. "But really,
  492. 15:40when you've been running at high speed
  493. 15:43for years, not only are you constantly
  494. 15:45working, but you're also burning
  495. 15:48through your free time consuming social
  496. 15:50media content, plus—well, we're all
  497. 15:53YouTubers here—you have to watch what
  498. 15:55your colleagues are doing, study stuff,
  499. 15:58study trends and what's not. So,
  500. 16:01besides the actual work process, you're
  501. 16:02stuffing your head with a metric ton of
  502. 16:04content. You're just feeding yourself
  503. 16:06everything under the sun. And coming
  504. 16:09from a mode like that, where your
  505. 16:11nervous system has been wired that way
  506. 16:13for years, to just slam on the brakes
  507. 16:15—it’s hell. I mean, October was a
  508. 16:19very interesting month, a really
  509. 16:21interesting month, but I've kind of
  510. 16:23settled in now. And basically, a role
  511. 16:25model—imagine you're a guy from the
  512. 16:27seventies, but you don't even have a
  513. 16:28phone on you because they haven't been
  514. 16:30invented yet. You don't need a TV
  515. 16:32because there's nothing interesting on
  516. 16:33it anyway. How did you not start
  517. 16:35drinking?
  518. 16:36I held out. And I can't really get into
  519. 16:37drinking anyway. I mean, I’m just not
  520. 16:39a drinker; it wouldn't work for me.
  521. 16:42Not a drinker.
  522. 16:43I mean, like, going on a bender or
  523. 16:45getting high or whatever.
  524. 16:47Oh, you want me to show you how?
  525. 16:49Like I haven't seen an alcoholic before
  526. 16:51? Good lord, every other friend of mine
  527. 16:53is one. And this whole thing works the
  528. 16:55following way. Like, talking about
  529. 16:57dopamine detox, or some local ADHD, or
  530. 17:00stuff like that. Many have heard this
  531. 17:04on the internet, but basically you have
  532. 17:06a brain that is, for the most part,
  533. 17:08subconscious and an ancient reptilian
  534. 17:10animal. And the prefrontal cortex,
  535. 17:13which is essentially you as a human, uh
  536. 17:15, consciousness. And your inner animal
  537. 17:17essentially needs, well, very simple
  538. 17:19things. It just needs, like, to eat,
  539. 17:21safety, to reproduce, that's it,
  540. 17:25repeat.
  541. 17:26Well, repeat. The prefrontal cortex is
  542. 17:27fully formed by twenty-seven.
  543. 17:29Yes, but that doesn't mean it isn't
  544. 17:30there before that. It is there,
  545. 17:32but it doesn't work the way,
  546. 17:34it doesn't not work that way. I mean,
  547. 17:35like, somewhere it really,
  548. 17:36well, you can wreck it
  549. 17:37no problem, but at 27, 28, you
  550. 17:39seriously, well, you really gain some
  551. 17:41brains. There's this feeling that you
  552. 17:43actually start thinking differently,
  553. 17:44processing things differently, and so
  554. 17:46on. We've talked about this a lot.
  555. 17:47Oleg on Boosty said that before 27 you
  556. 17:49aren't really a human at all.
  557. 17:50Not a human at all. Everything, right,
  558. 17:52everything is correct. Everything, I
  559. 17:53generally agree with him. Well, overall
  560. 17:55, in the details we have many
  561. 17:56disagreements, but in general, yes, I
  562. 17:58too was a very interesting character
  563. 18:00before 27. I often treat people that
  564. 18:03way too, well, at times. But, in short,
  565. 18:07the main thing is that if you
  566. 18:08constantly need to run somewhere, do
  567. 18:10something, consume some content, and
  568. 18:12are constantly stuffing things into
  569. 18:13yourself, constantly running around,
  570. 18:15trying to keep up with something for
  571. 18:16some reason—the beast inside thinks:"
  572. 18:18Well, apparently, we are in danger. "
  573. 18:20Well, since you need to run somewhere,
  574. 18:22since you're constantly running
  575. 18:23somewhere, for no apparent reason, but
  576. 18:25you have to. Well, okay, that means we
  577. 18:27are, like, well, in danger, apparently.
  578. 18:29Apparently, you can't feel safe, you
  579. 18:31have to run somewhere, do something. On
  580. 18:34the other hand, when the body is in
  581. 18:35danger, it releases a whole bunch of
  582. 18:37hormones: adrenaline, norepinephrine,
  583. 18:39and so on down the list, which simply
  584. 18:40block your consciousness. And
  585. 18:42essentially, when you are extremely
  586. 18:44overloaded, and when you are extremely
  587. 18:45exhausted, and when you are constantly
  588. 18:47in such a harsh working mode, you are
  589. 18:48basically living on reflexes. And
  590. 18:50that's the problem, that stopping to
  591. 18:52think is impossible, and all the
  592. 18:54thoughts that can enter your tired head
  593. 18:56are all based on reflexes, they're all
  594. 18:58about survival, they're all just:" Oh
  595. 19:00crap, let's just make it to Monday. "Oh
  596. 19:03, I mean, until Friday or Saturday or
  597. 19:04something, until evening, whatever.
  598. 19:06We’ll just lie down, calm down, and
  599. 19:07that’s it. And we’ll try to
  600. 19:09maintain some sense of safety. But
  601. 19:10finding anything bright, anything
  602. 19:12interesting, any motivation or things
  603. 19:14like that is impossible. And any kind
  604. 19:16of content drains you, drains you a lot
  605. 19:18. Even traveling is draining, it turns
  606. 19:20out; when you go to new countries and
  607. 19:23new places, with new people, new events
  608. 19:25, and so on, that also really exhausts
  609. 19:27your nervous system. And sometimes you
  610. 19:29have a vacation that just makes you
  611. 19:31want to rest some more and lie down.
  612. 19:32That’s how all my vacations were back
  613. 19:34then. And, well, the first two months
  614. 19:36were just hell. You don’t know what
  615. 19:37to do with yourself. You’re just...
  616. 19:39you’re so on edge, so used to having
  617. 19:41hormones constantly flooding in,
  618. 19:43dopamine constantly rushing, something
  619. 19:45always happening, you’re constantly
  620. 19:47scrolling, seeing things, tracking this
  621. 19:49, tracking that, tracking here, plus
  622. 19:51work, and a ton of different political
  623. 19:54events. We’ve got chats here, chats
  624. 19:56there, memes here, cat videos there.
  625. 19:58And all of that is constantly flying at
  626. 20:00you; when you try to get off it, you
  627. 20:02realize it’s a real drug. A very
  628. 20:04strong drug. So, I’m in the process
  629. 20:06of quitting. So far, since September
  630. 20:088th, I’ve only had two relapses where
  631. 20:10I exceeded my daily limit.
  632. 20:12Did they tell you to cut out sugar?
  633. 20:14I don’t eat it by design. I rarely
  634. 20:16eat sweets.
  635. 20:17That’s why I took that Choco Pie from
  636. 20:19you.
  637. 20:20I mean, this Choco Pie, you know
  638. 20:22yourself that I eat one like once a
  639. 20:24week or a month, if that. So, it’s a
  640. 20:25rare occurrence for me.
  641. 20:26What you’re talking about, what
  642. 20:28you’re describing, I tried to do a
  643. 20:30scaled-down version of the same thing.
  644. 20:31I lasted a month. Yeah.
  645. 20:33And that was it. It’s very hard.
  646. 20:35Actually,
  647. 20:37it’s very hard, because when you’re
  648. 20:39sitting on this damn chair, or having
  649. 20:41this damn evening at home or not at
  650. 20:44home, or somewhere, you start thinking:
  651. 20:47" Oh, this is starting to feel
  652. 20:48unpleasant. "And actually, honestly, in
  653. 20:51normal times, when you, let's say, feel
  654. 20:53that something is really bothering you,
  655. 20:56or there are situations that worry you
  656. 20:58or something like that, you get this
  657. 21:00gap in your routine life to think and
  658. 21:02process things. And if there are any
  659. 21:05unpleasant thoughts, the first thing
  660. 21:06you'll do if they suddenly appear is
  661. 21:08likely reach for your phone and just
  662. 21:10zone out automatically. Like, maybe
  663. 21:11check a news feed, put on a video, or
  664. 21:13go play games, just something. Just so
  665. 21:15you don't have to deal with that damn
  666. 21:17unpleasant conversation with yourself,
  667. 21:19because, well, that’s going to be
  668. 21:20uncomfortable. It’s like, damn, here
  669. 21:24I am, hello. I’ve thought about a lot
  670. 21:26of things over the last, what is it,
  671. 21:28four months. And I’ll be posting all
  672. 21:30of this in small doses on the Boe
  673. 21:32Telegram channel, and I’ll pull some
  674. 21:35of it here to share with a wider
  675. 21:37audience. A lot has already happened
  676. 21:38that you haven’t seen yet, but
  677. 21:40you’ll see the results at some point
  678. 21:41in the future. Waiting for comments.
  679. 21:43Anything to keep him busy, as long as
  680. 21:44he doesn't have to write the union.
  681. 21:47But the experiment is extremely
  682. 21:48interesting, and I recommend it to you.
  683. 21:50Yeah, turns out you can't read all the
  684. 21:52secret documents either.
  685. 21:53If it’s a work task at your workplace
  686. 21:55, you can. I mean, like, I seriously, I
  687. 21:58come now, I have four designated
  688. 21:59workplaces. My office at home, a couple
  689. 22:02of desks, specific tables in specific
  690. 22:05places where I have breakfast or maybe
  691. 22:07lunch, and so on. And here too,
  692. 22:10everything that happens here is work.
  693. 22:12You arrive, you sit down, you open your
  694. 22:14things, and your brain immediately
  695. 22:15switches into a different mode. You're
  696. 22:18not in a public place anymore; you’ve
  697. 22:20clearly come to work. If you only work
  698. 22:23in one specific place, you know, it’s
  699. 22:25like going to the gym; your body feels
  700. 22:27it on a physical level, like," Okay,
  701. 22:29time for sports, "because the brain
  702. 22:31sees it and thinks," Oh, this is the
  703. 22:33sports place, I know this, I'm used to
  704. 22:35it, I know what's coming. "That’s it,
  705. 22:37and,
  706. 22:38please, let's go. And you won't have
  707. 22:41any other thoughts about it.
  708. 22:42No, actually, playing football is a
  709. 22:44really nice feeling. You arrive and you
  710. 22:46completely disconnect from the outside
  711. 22:47world and you're just there in the
  712. 22:48moment.
  713. 22:49Yeah, exactly, and that's it for you. I
  714. 22:51mean, the brain understands places very
  715. 22:53well if you maintain this hygiene, like
  716. 22:55not bringing work home, not bringing
  717. 22:56home to work, not bringing friends, or,
  718. 22:58well, in short, when you divide all
  719. 23:00these things properly, and you don't
  720. 23:02have that situation where you get
  721. 23:04together with friends, but some guy is
  722. 23:06constantly on his phone, just like:"
  723. 23:07Yeah, yeah, hold on, one sec, yeah,
  724. 23:09uh-huh, sure, yeah, uh-huh, yeah. "And
  725. 23:11you're telling a friend something, and
  726. 23:13he's just like:" Oh, oh, damn. "You
  727. 23:15know he's just ignoring everything, and
  728. 23:16, like, what's the point of hanging out
  729. 23:18like that? I had a situation like that;
  730. 23:20a friend and I were driving, he was
  731. 23:22telling me something, and I was glued
  732. 23:23to my phone, right?
  733. 23:24And he understood the vibe, well, like
  734. 23:27...
  735. 23:28Yeah, yeah, because it’s obvious
  736. 23:29right away that he caught on that I
  737. 23:31wasn't paying attention. He says:"
  738. 23:33Akhsar, remember, he says, you owe me,
  739. 23:34oh, I owed you 1,000 rubles. "I say:"
  740. 23:36Yeah, I remember. Let's, he says, you
  741. 23:37fill me up for 500 rubles right now. ""
  742. 23:39And we'll be square. "I say:" Yeah,
  743. 23:41yeah, sure. "Well done, well done. It's
  744. 23:49a shocking, amazing feeling. Try
  745. 23:52putting your phone in your backpack.
  746. 23:54What for?
  747. 23:56I actually carry it in my backpack
  748. 23:57periodically now.
  749. 23:58But what if someone messages me and I
  750. 24:00don't know?
  751. 24:01I don't give a damn. I'll get to my
  752. 24:03workspace and handle all my tasks. You
  753. 24:05definitely feel that I've started doing
  754. 24:08more, responding more, and being
  755. 24:09reachable more often.
  756. 24:11That's true.
  757. 24:11It’s clearly understood that on that
  758. 24:13day, you shouldn't expect me. I’m not
  759. 24:15coming. I’m god knows where. It’s
  760. 24:17my day off. Screw everyone. But on a
  761. 24:19workday, I'm here. Your chat can be
  762. 24:22used as a shopping list on weekends,
  763. 24:24yeah, because again, my phone isn't in
  764. 24:25my pants anymore, I mean, in my pocket,
  765. 24:27it's very often just somewhere...I even
  766. 24:29walk around sometimes and can't feel my
  767. 24:31phone. Back then, it was impossible to
  768. 24:34lose my phone because, well, it was
  769. 24:35either in my hand or right here in my
  770. 24:37pocket. Sometimes it’s in my left
  771. 24:39jacket pocket. There were no other
  772. 24:41places where my phone could be. Finding
  773. 24:43it now, damn it, is a real task
  774. 24:45sometimes, a real challenge.
  775. 24:48Listen, and filming news at home is
  776. 24:49also, partly, why, well, like, I enjoy
  777. 24:51filming news.
  778. 24:52Filming news at home, yes.
  779. 24:55Well, there’s a specific chair I can
  780. 24:57use to move around the apartment and
  781. 24:59work from the office. It was hilarious,
  782. 25:02we recently had a work meeting with the
  783. 25:04guys, and, well, it just so happened
  784. 25:06that we had nowhere else to go, so we
  785. 25:07could come into my office. If we are
  786. 25:10somewhere, they’re just, well, normal
  787. 25:12people, they can do whatever, but I’m
  788. 25:13there with this chair like an idiot
  789. 25:15constantly following them, because I
  790. 25:16sit on it to work, damn it. That’s
  791. 25:18what I was told, and that’s what
  792. 25:19I’m doing now. Obviously, these are
  793. 25:20just stopgaps for now. And it currently
  794. 25:22looks as exaggerated and funny as can
  795. 25:24be. Eventually, these boundaries will
  796. 25:26blur, but you need to cultivate a
  797. 25:28proper sense of hygiene regarding work
  798. 25:30time, personal time, and content
  799. 25:32consumption. When I consume content,
  800. 25:35what kind of content I consume, am I
  801. 25:36consuming it, do I even need it, or
  802. 25:38should my mind be free. It’s like,
  803. 25:40well, with the feeling of thirst.
  804. 25:42There’s that thing where if you, say,
  805. 25:44aren't drinking your 2 liters of water
  806. 25:46a day, then starting to do so is a real
  807. 25:48pain in the ass. It really is a task.
  808. 25:50Well, I used to walk around with a
  809. 25:51liter and a half bottle all the time a
  810. 25:53long time ago. Like, I’d take a 1.5-
  811. 25:55liter bottle from home, and I had to
  812. 25:56finish that specific bottle throughout
  813. 25:58the day. But then you just develop a
  814. 25:59normal sense of thirst, and you end up
  815. 26:01drinking those two or three liters on
  816. 26:03your own. It’s pretty much the exact
  817. 26:04same process here. At first, for the
  818. 26:06first two months, I was really just
  819. 26:07like a robot, walking around, sitting
  820. 26:09here, doing everything, then stopping.
  821. 26:11It’s a bit freer now, but the
  822. 26:12principle is exactly the same. The
  823. 26:14first breakfast was so damn strange.
  824. 26:15Without a phone,
  825. 26:16yes. So, on September 8th, I show up at
  826. 26:19the place where I have breakfast. I
  827. 26:22usually arrive, order the same eggs
  828. 26:24I’ve been having for years, open my
  829. 26:26phone and, well, check what happened,
  830. 26:27any news, maybe someone posted
  831. 26:29something new, maybe someone put out a
  832. 26:31video, check my subscriptions, and so
  833. 26:33on. But this time, I couldn't. So,
  834. 26:35naturally, you arrive and you're like,"
  835. 26:36I'll have the scrambled eggs, "and the
  836. 26:38waiter is like," Sure thing, right away
  837. 26:39. "And how long does he usually take to
  838. 26:41bring the eggs? Is that already a proft
  839. 26:43does he usually pull through in about
  840. 26:45one and a half videos or not? What
  841. 26:47about the coffee? I'm like, why aren't
  842. 26:49you bringing me my coffee? Fine, I
  843. 26:52guess that takes a while. Okay, the
  844. 26:53people, they're all just sitting there
  845. 26:55on their phones. I want to, too, damn
  846. 26:57it, but I can't. And you're like," Well
  847. 27:00, it is what it is. "
  848. 27:03You can't listen to music either
  849. 27:04you're just sitting there without
  850. 27:06headphones.
  851. 27:06Just using noise cancellation while I
  852. 27:07sit there. Uh-huh.
  853. 27:08At least I could eavesdrop on what
  854. 27:09people are talking about.
  855. 27:11You can listen to music if you're going
  856. 27:13somewhere, like for fun, not work. As
  857. 27:17long as you don't get too deeply
  858. 27:18involved in it.
  859. 27:19And if you're driving,
  860. 27:20that's okay. If you're driving
  861. 27:21somewhere by car, that's fine too. But
  862. 27:22it doesn't, it doesn't save you. It's
  863. 27:23not like you'd say," I'm off to drive
  864. 27:25around the city and listen to music. "
  865. 27:27It's not, I mean, you are just totally
  866. 27:29bored, it's insane. Like, everywhere.
  867. 27:30Wherever you go, it's just really
  868. 27:31boring. Music while driving won't
  869. 27:33really help.
  870. 27:35What you're telling me, I realize it's
  871. 27:37starting to scare me, because I have
  872. 27:38all these same behavioral patterns as
  873. 27:40you, and they're scary. Like you say,
  874. 27:43how can you sit in a café without a
  875. 27:44phone? I, I come home.
  876. 27:46But you realize that what's scary isn't
  877. 27:48what I'm saying, but what you're saying
  878. 27:49.
  879. 27:49Yeah.
  880. 27:50I mean, it actually sounds like that. I
  881. 27:51can't sit in a café without my phone.
  882. 27:53Uh, my wife is sitting across from me.
  883. 27:55I don't care that she's sitting
  884. 27:57opposite me, I'll turn on my phone and
  885. 27:59eat with her, with her right there, and
  886. 28:01stare at the phone.
  887. 28:02Well, yeah. And she'll probably do the
  888. 28:04same thing.
  889. 28:04No, she'll say," You're annoying,
  890. 28:07sorry,
  891. 28:08you're annoying with that phone of
  892. 28:09yours. "
  893. 28:09That's actually a normal thing. I mean,
  894. 28:11now I have nothing else to do. I just
  895. 28:12sit and watch people and keep my
  896. 28:14composure. I wouldn't have been able to
  897. 28:15hold out that long.
  898. 28:16It's hard for 2 months, the first 2
  899. 28:18months are really hard. You have to,
  900. 28:20dammit, hold on to the table with your
  901. 28:22teeth. It's really tough. But then it
  902. 28:25lets go.
  903. 28:26You advised me, and I woke up on Sunday
  904. 28:28without my phone and was like,"
  905. 28:29Everything's fine. "Like," Damn, let's
  906. 28:32go to a museum. "We went to the museum,
  907. 28:34and then I ended up with a second cat
  908. 28:35at home that day. Like, if I had been
  909. 28:37on my phone, he wouldn't have...
  910. 28:39I got myself a woman.
  911. 28:42And the second code is at home. Yes.
  912. 28:43And the second code is at home. with
  913. 28:44her,
  914. 28:45right?
  915. 28:46Oh, man, I need to test that too.
  916. 28:49I tried walking without music or any of
  917. 28:51that stuff once. I just walked, and
  918. 28:54walked, and walked. And at the
  919. 28:56fifteen-minute mark, I remembered every
  920. 28:58mistake I’ve ever made.
  921. 29:00Yeah, that’s normal.
  922. 29:02All the awkward moments, some jokes,
  923. 29:05this and that.
  924. 29:08Yeah, yeah. Yeah. At that point, I
  925. 29:10really wanted to reach for my phone,
  926. 29:12because, well, you just scroll and
  927. 29:14don't think. So it's Friday morning,
  928. 29:18you’re walking along with all these
  929. 29:19thoughts, and you realize you have
  930. 29:21three whole days of these thoughts
  931. 29:22ahead of you. Man, I wanted to go to
  932. 29:25work so bad, you have no idea.
  933. 29:28I’m going to delete the Reels app
  934. 29:29right now, let's see what happens.
  935. 29:31Yeah, man, I have all of that. I mean,
  936. 29:33I have it all on my phone. I also set
  937. 29:36timers for myself, installed apps where
  938. 29:39you click on social media and it starts
  939. 29:42a timer like" wait 15 seconds, are you
  940. 29:44sure you need this, "well,
  941. 29:47and so on. I set up every screen lock,
  942. 29:49none of it works. I mean, it's like
  943. 29:52other addictions, with nicotine,
  944. 29:54alcohol, and so on; you can either quit
  945. 29:56or you can't. Everything else just
  946. 29:58doesn't work. This whole thing of
  947. 30:00saying" I'm quitting smoking "but not
  948. 30:02smoking cigarettes while smoking
  949. 30:04something else, like a hookah, or IQOS,
  950. 30:06or a vape, or all that. Or smoking
  951. 30:09twice a day, once a week. It’s all
  952. 30:12[ __ ].
  953. 30:12No, I just don't smoke, but a hookah,
  954. 30:14like, I might smoke it once a month or
  955. 30:16so.
  956. 30:17Well yeah, that’s still okay. But
  957. 30:18usually, people who quit smoking and,
  958. 30:20let's say, switch to—you shouldn't
  959. 30:22smoke at all under any circumstances.
  960. 30:23Ugh, throw that away, ugh. And they
  961. 30:26switch to, say, vapes or IQOS and so on
  962. 30:29. Later on, they end up smoking all of
  963. 30:31them—this, that, and the third—and
  964. 30:33in the end, even more than they did
  965. 30:34initially. So, well, crutches are just
  966. 30:37crutches.
  967. 30:37Well, Andryukha has some kind of vape
  968. 30:39that’s supposed to stop him from
  969. 30:40smoking.
  970. 30:41Uh-huh. It has a guest mode, so it’s
  971. 30:42all good. He gets completely blasted on
  972. 30:44that thing, no problem at all. How did
  973. 30:45we end up here? I forgot.
  974. 30:47Today is a workday. You came in, sat in
  975. 30:50the chair, and told half of it to
  976. 30:52Boosty. I
  977. 30:53think this video should be uploaded to
  978. 30:54Boosty? No, no, everything on Boosty
  979. 30:55will be different and more detailed.
  980. 30:57You made content about not watching
  981. 30:59content.
  982. 31:00Yes, yes, that’s actually how it is.
  983. 31:01We actually say this quite often, like
  984. 31:04don't doomscroll the feed, unsubscribe
  985. 31:07from news outlets, screw them. And I
  986. 31:09practiced a lot of this myself, but you
  987. 31:12still fall into it, dammit. Even if you
  988. 31:14tell yourself:" Okay, I'm not reading
  989. 31:16these specific channels. "You'll still
  990. 31:18just find other channels to get hooked
  991. 31:20on, sit there, and so on. Besides, I
  992. 31:23didn't miss anything important; I'm
  993. 31:25still just as informed about what's
  994. 31:27going on, more or less. And when you
  995. 31:30have that thing where you only have one
  996. 31:33hour today to consume some content, you
  997. 31:36immediately have, like, a very high
  998. 31:38prioritization. It just happens
  999. 31:40automatically, like, I’m ready to
  1000. 31:42watch this, this, and this—I need to,
  1001. 31:44I want to, I really want to. I won’t
  1002. 31:45just feed myself every bit of garbage,
  1003. 31:47especially with modern AI technologies
  1004. 31:49in Shorts, Reels, Telegram channels,
  1005. 31:51and so on. There’s also so much, well
  1006. 31:53, just blatant fake AI-generated
  1007. 31:54garbage there too. You just, well,
  1008. 31:56choose content in measured doses,
  1009. 31:59onboards and F1 memes,
  1010. 32:01and you watch it very carefully. I mean
  1011. 32:03, we’re making content about people
  1012. 32:05watching less content. No, just, well,
  1013. 32:07choose what you really want and watch
  1014. 32:10it, but in moderation. Well, first and
  1015. 32:12foremost, you need to cut out
  1016. 32:13short-form content because it strains
  1017. 32:15the brain the most.
  1018. 32:16It’s just, yeah, it’s a dopamine
  1019. 32:17disaster. If I go into Reels for 10
  1020. 32:20minutes now with my current head
  1021. 32:22configuration, I feel like I’ve been
  1022. 32:24screwed in the head afterward. I can
  1023. 32:26literally feel it, I can feel it
  1024. 32:28buzzing from how much dopamine you’ve
  1025. 32:29received.
  1026. 32:31Yeah, that’s when you wake up in the
  1027. 32:32morning, start scrolling Reels, get out
  1028. 32:34of bed, and you’re already tired.
  1029. 32:36You’re already like, that’s it,
  1030. 32:38I’m done for the day.
  1031. 32:39Roma Tirushkin was talking about it. On
  1032. 32:41Boosty, about how they used to give
  1033. 32:43their kids a tablet just to, like,
  1034. 32:46distract them. And from this, children
  1035. 32:48start, well, like, tantrums begin,
  1036. 32:50their behavior changes a lot, like you
  1037. 32:52take it away, and after some time
  1038. 32:54everything is normal again.
  1039. 32:56Exactly the same thing. If you think
  1040. 32:57that adults are somehow very different,
  1041. 32:59no, teachers in schools now are not to
  1042. 33:01be envied.
  1043. 33:02Mm,
  1044. 33:02grabbing a student's attention,
  1045. 33:05damn, it's very difficult. Very
  1046. 33:07difficult. So, in short, take care of
  1047. 33:08your sanity. That’s probably the main
  1048. 33:10take. And I highly recommend that today
  1049. 33:12, Sunday, at least today, let this be
  1050. 33:15the last content you watch today, and
  1051. 33:17go do something else, enjoy life. Live
  1052. 33:19like that for a week, at least. Well,
  1053. 33:21at least the point is, again, a week
  1054. 33:23doesn't work. You need to do it for a
  1055. 33:27few months,
  1056. 33:28well, start with a week at least, so a
  1057. 33:30habit develops a little bit.
  1058. 33:32A habit won't form in that time. I mean
  1059. 33:35, for the first two months, my schedule
  1060. 33:37actually became even tighter because in
  1061. 33:39all my free evenings—which I realized
  1062. 33:41were now non-working hours—plus
  1063. 33:43weekends, I started stuffing everything
  1064. 33:45imaginable into them. Everything I
  1065. 33:48wanted to do. Just everything has to be
  1066. 33:49done, damn it, today, in a week, just
  1067. 33:51everything. Simply because, like, your
  1068. 33:53nervous system is overloaded, it’s
  1069. 33:55jittery, and you need to. I mean, like,
  1070. 33:57you, damn it, won't calm down until you
  1071. 33:59get it all done. And it doesn't matter
  1072. 34:01if it's a work deadline, the weekend,
  1073. 34:02or anything like that. And I only
  1074. 34:04started to relax, well, probably in
  1075. 34:06November, when I can actually sit at
  1076. 34:08home for 3 days now, literally doing
  1077. 34:10nothing. Well, going out somewhere
  1078. 34:11occasionally. Just walking like this,
  1079. 34:14snow, rain, a twig, birds, tweet-tweet.
  1080. 34:16In short, just like in childhood, when
  1081. 34:18you found a stick and spent 3 hours
  1082. 34:20a very, very similar state, yeah, like
  1083. 34:22you’re really, just like when
  1084. 34:23you’re burning a fire and staring
  1085. 34:25into the fire. When I visit my parents,
  1086. 34:27that's it, I immediately take an axe,
  1087. 34:28go out, and chop some wood. Stacked
  1088. 34:30them with some cool stuff, lit them up,
  1089. 34:32it burns, and I’m like:" That's it,
  1090. 34:34busy for 2 hours. "
  1091. 34:36Dug a moat around it so they wouldn't
  1092. 34:38attack.
  1093. 34:40No, listen, a dacha is the kind of
  1094. 34:42place where you go and time just
  1095. 34:43collapses like that. There is always
  1096. 34:45something to do there. At any dacha, it
  1097. 34:47doesn't matter if it's under
  1098. 34:49construction, finished, small, big,
  1099. 34:51whatever, like, there's always
  1100. 34:52something to do. By the way, another
  1101. 34:55thing is that when you're in the city,
  1102. 34:58well, let's take Moscow, you exist
  1103. 34:59within the city's rhythm, then you get
  1104. 35:02out of the city, at first you're
  1105. 35:03uncomfortable, then you relax a little,
  1106. 35:06and you're like," Damn, it turns out I
  1107. 35:08really needed this. "
  1108. 35:10Uh-huh. It's exactly the same process.
  1109. 35:13Exactly the same. Only you're inside
  1110. 35:15the city. So, you're walking down the
  1111. 35:16street in the city, like:" [ __ ], where
  1112. 35:17is everyone running to? Are you all
  1113. 35:19really that busy or what? What? What is
  1114. 35:21it? "Well, it's horrifying. On one hand
  1115. 35:22, of course. Uh, on the other hand,
  1116. 35:24it's a very cool feeling, but again,
  1117. 35:25we'll share the details. And on that
  1118. 35:27note, let's move on to the news. There
  1119. 35:32is news that we definitely need to
  1120. 35:33discuss. Like, absolutely. Like, our
  1121. 35:36day today will be wasted if we don't
  1122. 35:38discuss this news, because a plane
  1123. 35:39landed on the roof of a Toyota Camry in
  1124. 35:41the USA. A plane on a plane. Ah,
  1125. 35:46a plane on a rocket.
  1126. 35:49That's in another part of the planet.
  1127. 35:50Wait, is this
  1128. 35:55cut
  1129. 35:56not Barson Tons.
  1130. 35:57Oh-oh-oh.
  1131. 35:58No, honestly, the situation is scary
  1132. 36:00because, well, it's not a joke, these
  1133. 36:02aren't extreme sports enthusiasts
  1134. 36:04trying to have a laugh, but the person
  1135. 36:06who was actually flying the plane had
  1136. 36:08something go wrong. They reported that
  1137. 36:10they had some kind of engine problem
  1138. 36:11and needed to make an emergency landing
  1139. 36:13somewhere. The only thing nearby was a
  1140. 36:14highway. And since the Camry was moving
  1141. 36:17at the speed of the plane, it couldn't
  1142. 36:19dodge it. And just imagine, you're
  1143. 36:21driving in a car,
  1144. 36:22and he was listening to Highway to Hell
  1145. 36:24at that moment.
  1146. 36:26Whose car?
  1147. 36:27Both of them.
  1148. 36:28They must have been on the same
  1149. 36:30wavelength.
  1150. 36:31How lucky do you have to be for that to
  1151. 36:33happen to you? A
  1152. 36:35This happened in America. It's, uh,
  1153. 36:37reverse kamikaze, it turns out.
  1154. 36:38Well, yeah,
  1155. 36:39into a Japanese car.
  1156. 36:40Tsunoda flew home.
  1157. 36:42Imagine if some veteran was driving.
  1158. 36:46Are there any casualties?
  1159. 36:47No, no. But the driver was taken away
  1160. 36:49with minor bruises. In the Camry and
  1161. 36:50the plane, no one was hurt at all.
  1162. 36:52Well, that proves once again that
  1163. 36:54aviation is safer than driving a car.
  1164. 36:57When aviation falls from above onto a
  1165. 36:58car. Well, probably, yeah.
  1166. 37:00Oh my gaga.
  1167. 37:03And what kind of plane was it? It's not
  1168. 37:04written.
  1169. 37:05And you don't know?
  1170. 37:05It's hard to guess by the look of it
  1171. 37:07right away. Ah, a twin-engine. Ah,
  1172. 37:10only for that reason it could catch up
  1173. 37:11to a Camry.
  1174. 37:12Ah, here
  1175. 37:14Yeah, otherwise it wouldn't have stood
  1176. 37:15a chance.
  1177. 37:16Wait, wait. It's called a Beechcraft.
  1178. 37:18Yes,
  1179. 37:21it it's
  1180. 37:22Beech
  1181. 37:23it should ideally be named that way,
  1182. 37:25because
  1183. 37:27the most important thing is that no one
  1184. 37:28was seriously hurt, but the case is
  1185. 37:29certainly unique.
  1186. 37:30And where are the airbags in a plane?
  1187. 37:33Oh, by the way, modern planes do have
  1188. 37:35airbags. They are inside the seatbelts.
  1189. 37:37Your seatbelts just inflate, the
  1190. 37:39surface area increases, and,
  1191. 37:40accordingly, you get injured less, and
  1192. 37:43your seats have suspension. You can at
  1193. 37:45least find a piece of the person later,
  1194. 37:46right? There. Well, like,
  1195. 37:47yeah, heck, modern light aviation is a
  1196. 37:50super safe thing. Antokha told me last
  1197. 37:53time, he said," You didn't push Stas
  1198. 37:54hard enough and didn't convince him. "
  1199. 37:56Now I'm going to push you. Got it? Come
  1200. 37:58on,
  1201. 37:59come on, confess.
  1202. 38:01Well, helicopter aviation—that's a
  1203. 38:04no-go. Airplane aviation is fine.
  1204. 38:05Anyway, there's a company, Pilatus,
  1205. 38:07which has a parachute in all its planes
  1206. 38:09as a base feature. Uh-huh. It fires out
  1207. 38:13and the parachute opens and
  1208. 38:15and everything is safe,
  1209. 38:16right?
  1210. 38:18That's if your engine failed, you don't
  1211. 38:20safety rocket.
  1212. 38:22If your engine failed and you didn't
  1213. 38:23find a place to land,
  1214. 38:25then you get shot out of the plane on a
  1215. 38:26rocket with a parachute, and there
  1216. 38:28you'll definitely find a place to land.
  1217. 38:29No, heck, I can imagine that manual.
  1218. 38:31First, find a field, second point, find
  1219. 38:34a Camry, and third,
  1220. 38:37even hit it with a rocket. No, I mean
  1221. 38:40the plane itself is on a parachute, you
  1222. 38:42don't get shot out. It's not an
  1223. 38:43ejection seat. The whole plane just
  1224. 38:45lands on a big parachute. You still
  1225. 38:48have the ocean.
  1226. 38:49Yeah,
  1227. 38:50I'm sure the drug dealers did this.
  1228. 38:53They fly over South America all the
  1229. 38:55time, just to, well, not lose the goods
  1230. 38:57.
  1231. 38:57That's why they don't care about the
  1232. 38:58person. Save the plane.
  1233. 38:59Of course,
  1234. 39:00yeah. Anyway, you guys go jump in a
  1235. 39:02lake.
  1236. 39:03Well, let's summarize. The Camry
  1237. 39:04survived the collision with a plane.
  1238. 39:06That's it.
  1239. 39:07No, let's summarize. The plane survived
  1240. 39:09the collision with a Ca-
  1241. 39:10Well, meaning the plane is safer than a
  1242. 39:13car, but the Camry is safer than a
  1243. 39:14plane,
  1244. 39:15yeah,
  1245. 39:15because it's a rocket.
  1246. 39:18I always imagine the eyes of an
  1247. 39:20insurance agent in such cases. What
  1248. 39:22happened to you?
  1249. 39:24I'm like:" Okay, changing all crash
  1250. 39:26tests. "
  1251. 39:30In California, a new way to make
  1252. 39:32electric car owners pay has appeared.
  1253. 39:34Damn it, not Pilatus, Cirrus. That's it
  1254. 39:39, that's it, that's it, that's it.
  1255. 39:41This is the next news story, right?
  1256. 39:43Everything that was after the bumper is
  1257. 39:45already, like,
  1258. 39:46And where did you go on a Pilatus? And
  1259. 39:48where did you get that Pilatus? That's
  1260. 39:49not even with a parachute there, like
  1261. 39:52that.
  1262. 39:53It was.
  1263. 39:53Oh, girls, look at this rocket.
  1264. 39:59Do you want to see an airbag?
  1265. 40:01Heck, re-
  1266. 40:02it's about to open now.
  1267. 40:05Oops, lipstick. Re-edit this, Pilatus.
  1268. 40:11Oh, Cirrus.
  1269. 40:13One more time. In California, a new way
  1270. 40:16to make electric car owners pay has
  1271. 40:18appeared.
  1272. 40:19We need to land a plane on them.
  1273. 40:22It's not about the fact that, well,
  1274. 40:23there are becoming many electric
  1275. 40:24vehicles. Roads in the USA are not free
  1276. 40:26. So, we need to figure out how to make
  1277. 40:29these people who use the roads pay for
  1278. 40:31them, because roads...
  1279. 40:32Like Platon,
  1280. 40:35It’s roughly like that, actually,
  1281. 40:37because, well, it’s easier with
  1282. 40:39gasoline cars. You just have a certain
  1283. 40:41amount of money included in the fuel
  1284. 40:42price. And that works great. If you
  1285. 40:44consume a lot of fuel, you drive a lot,
  1286. 40:46and so on. Well, you’ve got, good for
  1287. 40:48you, 60 cents of tax from fuel going
  1288. 40:50into the budget. Excellent. And
  1289. 40:52there’s no problem with those who use
  1290. 40:55the roads less paying the same as those
  1291. 40:57who use them a lot. Use little fuel,
  1292. 40:59that’s it, no problem. It’s baked
  1293. 41:01into your gasoline; you pay
  1294. 41:02automatically. But it doesn’t work
  1295. 41:04like that with EVs, because you can
  1296. 41:06charge on your free home electricity.
  1297. 41:09Well, not free, just, you know,
  1298. 41:10unaccounted for, specifically spent on
  1299. 41:12the EV. And you drive on the roads a
  1300. 41:15lot, but you won't be using a regular
  1301. 41:17charging station, so, well, they won't
  1302. 41:18catch how much you've driven. Therefore
  1303. 41:22, the idea is to put a special tracking
  1304. 41:25device in every EV that will charge 2
  1305. 41:28cents per kilometer.
  1306. 41:30Well, they went further than the
  1307. 41:31British. What did the British want?
  1308. 41:33Just to check the mileage? The
  1309. 41:35California authorities, apparently, are
  1310. 41:36well aware of what people are like and
  1311. 41:38that they’ll definitely cheat the
  1312. 41:39system. And so, to reduce the chances
  1313. 41:41of cheating, it needs to be integrated
  1314. 41:43directly into the car. But the problem
  1315. 41:45is that there are already tons of cars.
  1316. 41:47And you need, first of all, tons of
  1317. 41:49tracking devices. Secondly, you need to
  1318. 41:51somehow maintain this system and
  1319. 41:53infrastructure. You have to have some
  1320. 41:55big data center that processes all this
  1321. 41:57data. You need to make sure people
  1322. 41:59don't damage or vandalize these devices
  1323. 42:01. I mean, either they have to buy them
  1324. 42:03themselves, but if they have to buy
  1325. 42:04them, users will ask questions.
  1326. 42:06Well, it's like a meter or some kind of
  1327. 42:08magnet.
  1328. 42:08Something along those lines. And you
  1329. 42:10also have to make sure people don’t
  1330. 42:12try to cheat it. A lot of questions pop
  1331. 42:14up, but in any case, something needs to
  1332. 42:17be done because EVs use the roads,
  1333. 42:19roads need maintenance, and it all
  1334. 42:22needs to be paid for.
  1335. 42:23They also wear them down more due to
  1336. 42:25the weight.
  1337. 42:25Yes. Yes. So, imagine, this isn't about
  1338. 42:28introducing some separate toll road for
  1339. 42:30yourself. It's about the fact that,
  1340. 42:33besides existing toll roads, they want
  1341. 42:35to make everyone pay simply for mileage
  1342. 42:37. You already know that the ZEEKR 009,
  1343. 42:40the Ultra one,
  1344. 42:41right?
  1345. 42:42It falls into category C,
  1346. 42:44of course,
  1347. 42:453.5 tons.
  1348. 42:46Well yeah, the Cybertruck is another
  1349. 42:47one for you, please. I think the BYD
  1350. 42:49Yangwang U8 is also around that limit.
  1351. 42:52In general, any large hybrid full-size
  1352. 42:54vehicle is almost a truck anyway.
  1353. 42:57I want a scooter.
  1354. 42:58A Vespa,
  1355. 42:59yes,
  1356. 42:5950cc.
  1357. 43:00Yes,
  1358. 43:02that one.
  1359. 43:03Yes,
  1360. 43:03blue. No, they have this cream-sand
  1361. 43:06color, very beautiful, like Porsche’s
  1362. 43:08.
  1363. 43:10I watch those people in the city center
  1364. 43:12from time to time. Or just when the
  1365. 43:15weather is warm, guys start riding
  1366. 43:17mopeds all over Moscow in different
  1367. 43:19directions. I also look at them
  1368. 43:22periodically, but damn, I know all too
  1369. 43:23well how people drive here and how I
  1370. 43:25could just be smeared, you know, across
  1371. 43:27the surface, in a thin layer, if I were
  1372. 43:28on a moped like that, so I'll stick to
  1373. 43:30walking. But we remember that,
  1374. 43:33according to statistics, a drunk
  1375. 43:34motorcyclist is safer,
  1376. 43:37than a belted driver.
  1377. 43:38That is correct. And now there's a huge
  1378. 43:41row in California about this, but in
  1379. 43:43any case, the authorities have already
  1380. 43:45come out and said:" Well, look, someone
  1381. 43:47has to pay for the roads, so let those
  1382. 43:49who use them pay for them. "That's the
  1383. 43:52idea. There. And since you have an
  1384. 43:55electric car, we'll figure out how, but
  1385. 43:58we'll definitely make sure you pay. Max
  1386. 44:04Verstappen turned out to be the
  1387. 44:06highest-paid Formula 1 driver in 2025.
  1388. 44:09But it's logical, the best one gets the
  1389. 44:11most.
  1390. 44:14Where is the money?
  1391. 44:20Yandex will release its own electric
  1392. 44:22car cheaper than the Atom.
  1393. 44:24Don't. First of all, why?
  1394. 44:29Secondly, it turns out no, because,
  1395. 44:31well, what Yandex has come up with—
  1396. 44:33and apparently there is some leaked
  1397. 44:35information—is that, well, look,
  1398. 44:37there is a GAC,
  1399. 44:38are there Yandex leaks or what?
  1400. 44:41Together with Yandex-Kura...this
  1401. 44:44division, there is this GAC. It's like
  1402. 44:47a minivan, something like that. And
  1403. 44:49this is the electric car that Yandex is
  1404. 44:51thinking of purchasing in large volumes
  1405. 44:52. I mean, releasing it, of course, in
  1406. 44:54its own volume. Call it something like
  1407. 44:56Yandex Go, something like that. And
  1408. 44:59they want to give it a different name.
  1409. 45:01They want to name it Umo 5. Umo five.
  1410. 45:05Umo.
  1411. 45:06Umo.
  1412. 45:07You cannot understand Yandex with your
  1413. 45:09mind.
  1414. 45:10That’s why you get Umo five. So,
  1415. 45:12I take it that it's an unidentified
  1416. 45:14motor-like object.
  1417. 45:15Something like that. Yeah, yeah. Yes.
  1418. 45:17That was a linguistic one too.
  1419. 45:18Well, Vladimir is an intellectual and
  1420. 45:20we aren't like that at all. Anyway, the
  1421. 45:24idea is that this car will drive in
  1422. 45:26Comfort, like a taxi. And the guys
  1423. 45:28calculated that its operation,
  1424. 45:30maintenance, and everything else will
  1425. 45:32be much cheaper than any current
  1426. 45:34analogs. And in general, it's super
  1427. 45:36profitable, super cool, and super
  1428. 45:37wonderful. It will charge very quickly.
  1429. 45:39And most importantly, it will cost less
  1430. 45:40than the Atom, which is also, by the
  1431. 45:42way, well,
  1432. 45:42not bad.
  1433. 45:44First of all, secondly, the Atom is
  1434. 45:45still planned to cost more or less 3
  1435. 45:47million rubles. And this unidentified
  1436. 45:49automotive object is planned for 2.4
  1437. 45:52million rubles. It would be logical
  1438. 45:55that competing with the Chinese in the
  1439. 45:57electric vehicle market, well, won't
  1440. 45:58work unless you impose some kind of
  1441. 46:00total ban or use administrative
  1442. 46:02resources, saying that by no means can
  1443. 46:04electric cars be imported anymore
  1444. 46:05because our Atom is awesome—there’s
  1445. 46:07no other way to compete. Therefore, if
  1446. 46:11Yandex actually releases this thing, if
  1447. 46:13they really end up on the roads, and if
  1448. 46:15it really justifies the business model,
  1449. 46:16it will be at least strange, because I
  1450. 46:18don't believe that a Chinese electric
  1451. 46:20car for 2.4 million rubles will be more
  1452. 46:22profitable here than anything in the
  1453. 46:24Comfort class. I'm just not buying it.
  1454. 46:26We already have precedents of cheaper
  1455. 46:28electric cars in taxis. I mean, besides
  1456. 46:30the Evolute, which I understand they
  1457. 46:32were buying in Nizhny Novgorod, there
  1458. 46:33are also these AmberAuto ones in
  1459. 46:35Kaliningrad. And in theory, they are
  1460. 46:37even cheaper. Why aren't they just
  1461. 46:39being distributed?
  1462. 46:41Well, the idea here is that, I
  1463. 46:42understand, a larger minivan is needed,
  1464. 46:44that it's more comfortable and all that
  1465. 46:46, but as far as I know, this is
  1466. 46:48unconfirmed information. It's kind of a
  1467. 46:50local rumor that taxi fleets are very
  1468. 46:53dissatisfied with cheap electric cars.
  1469. 46:56By the way, the Evolutes,
  1470. 46:57especially, sorry, especially in the
  1471. 46:59regions.
  1472. 46:59Evolutes, by the way, get customized
  1473. 47:00when taken into taxi service. Well,
  1474. 47:03more precisely, the drivers finish them
  1475. 47:04up, because where you have northern
  1476. 47:06regions and it's cold, they install
  1477. 47:07Webasto heaters so that in winter you
  1478. 47:09don't freeze...
  1479. 47:10a diesel one. Because, again, if an
  1480. 47:14affordable electric car were some kind
  1481. 47:16of ultra-killer feature for a taxi
  1482. 47:18fleet, in the sense that its
  1483. 47:19maintenance would be very cheap, and
  1484. 47:21the car would run a lot without
  1485. 47:23breaking down and be convenient to use,
  1486. 47:25it would spread quickly, because a taxi
  1487. 47:27fleet, strictly speaking, absolutely
  1488. 47:29doesn't care what kind of car it is.
  1489. 47:31They are interested in the cost of
  1490. 47:33expenses and the value of revenue from
  1491. 47:34one specific car, and whether drivers
  1492. 47:36will rent it. That's it, the taxi fleet
  1493. 47:38doesn't care about anything else at all
  1494. 47:39, because it is a company that must
  1495. 47:40extract commercial profit from what it
  1496. 47:42does. And so it somehow happens that,
  1497. 47:44in terms of efficiency, well, it's hard
  1498. 47:46to beat the Toyota Camry in comfort.
  1499. 47:48Oof. And in aviation, it's more like an
  1500. 47:51aircraft carrier.
  1501. 47:56That was a good one.
  1502. 47:58My respects.
  1503. 47:59Damn, seriously, the Camry isn't a
  1504. 48:00rocket anymore, it's an aircraft
  1505. 48:02carrier. A quarter of the employees at
  1506. 48:08German Porsche plants are facing the
  1507. 48:10threat of layoffs. What happened? How
  1508. 48:13so? What about the electric Macan? What
  1509. 48:17about the electric Cayenne and the
  1510. 48:19electric Taycan, which were supposed to
  1511. 48:21, you know, utilize production capacity
  1512. 48:22, keep people busy, and bring in a ton
  1513. 48:24of money? What's going on? Well, the
  1514. 48:27point is that they need to optimize,
  1515. 48:29they need to cut costs. German
  1516. 48:31employees are very expensive, and they
  1517. 48:33should move production somewhere else.
  1518. 48:35Porsche is thinking about moving
  1519. 48:37factories somewhere, laying off workers
  1520. 48:40here, and so on. And if this happens—
  1521. 48:43and it's still just a rumor, because,
  1522. 48:45well, you can't just take and fire
  1523. 48:465,000 people in Germany, especially
  1524. 48:48because of politics, because of unions,
  1525. 48:50because of, well, business processes
  1526. 48:51that also exist, and the company is
  1527. 48:53operational. And you can't just take
  1528. 48:55and do that quickly. But if they decide
  1529. 48:57to do it, it will be the largest layoff
  1530. 48:59within Porsche in the company's history
  1531. 49:01.
  1532. 49:02This isn't the company's decision
  1533. 49:03itself, it's the opinion of a specific
  1534. 49:05union representative who
  1535. 49:06says that there are discussions and
  1536. 49:08negotiations going on. And
  1537. 49:09he he is essentially, like, blowing
  1538. 49:11things out of proportion. He's like:"
  1539. 49:13If you decide to move production, 5,000
  1540. 49:16people could be fired. "
  1541. 49:18And they will move it—the chances are
  1542. 49:20very high that they will move
  1543. 49:22production, because why not? Let's put
  1544. 49:25it this way: has any factor changed?
  1545. 49:27Well, I don't argue that it's not
  1546. 49:29meaningless. Of course, they need to
  1547. 49:31make production cheaper. It's proving
  1548. 49:33to be very inflexible for them right
  1549. 49:35now.
  1550. 49:35I don't argue with that. I mean that
  1551. 49:37this isn't a statement from Porsche
  1552. 49:38itself, that
  1553. 49:39it's essentially rumors. These are
  1554. 49:40rumors. There’s just talk going
  1555. 49:41around that Porsche might lay off 5,000
  1556. 49:43of its employees. Yes, that's correct.
  1557. 49:45We'll wait for the final 2025 operating
  1558. 49:47and financial performance figures. They
  1559. 49:48will most likely be out in March, give
  1560. 49:50or take. And from there, the situation
  1561. 49:51will be a bit clearer. But the fact
  1562. 49:53that Porsche will be cutting staff and
  1563. 49:55moving plants is a sure thing, because,
  1564. 49:58well, from a macroeconomic standpoint,
  1565. 50:00nothing has changed. Electricity is
  1566. 50:02expensive, labor costs are high,
  1567. 50:04logistics are pricey, and trade tariffs
  1568. 50:06and customs wars between countries are
  1569. 50:08only intensifying; you definitely have
  1570. 50:10to move production to where your end
  1571. 50:12consumer is. And Porsche makes most of
  1572. 50:15its money outside of Europe, but
  1573. 50:17currently spends most of it in Europe,
  1574. 50:19so something will have to change. And
  1575. 50:26here is the juicy part: EU authorities
  1576. 50:28have changed their minds about banning
  1577. 50:30internal combustion engines. At the
  1578. 50:33time we are recording this news, we
  1579. 50:34don't have the details yet, as they are
  1580. 50:36only supposed to appear in a couple of
  1581. 50:37days. But officials have already
  1582. 50:41stepped out with a straight face saying
  1583. 50:43," That's it, we are... "The leader of
  1584. 50:46the European People's Party faction,
  1585. 50:48Manfred Weber, came out and was like,"
  1586. 50:50Well, the decision to cancel the ICE
  1587. 50:53ban that was set for 2035—that's
  1588. 50:55definitely happening. "It will be
  1589. 50:58allowed to register ICE cars, because
  1590. 51:00the way the law was originally written,
  1591. 51:02you simply wouldn't be able to register
  1592. 51:04, plate, and use a new internal
  1593. 51:06combustion engine car. We are removing
  1594. 51:08that ban. Details will follow later.
  1595. 51:10Whether it will be hydrogen engines, or
  1596. 51:12non-hydrogen, or some kind of hybrids,
  1597. 51:14the ICE will remain in one form or
  1598. 51:15another. Naturally, as soon as the news
  1599. 51:17broke, we posted it on our Telegram
  1600. 51:18channel. Secondly, as I wrote there,
  1601. 51:20the" I told you so "season is
  1602. 51:21officially open. We could also add a
  1603. 51:23season called:" What happened? What’s
  1604. 51:25the matter? Electric vehicle fans,
  1605. 51:26what’s with the long face? "Something
  1606. 51:28like that could be added too. But it
  1607. 51:30was clear from the start that the ICE
  1608. 51:32ban was complete nonsense as a concept,
  1609. 51:33that you simply can't just take a pen
  1610. 51:35and destroy an entire economy and
  1611. 51:37energy sector with one stroke, although
  1612. 51:39they tried very hard, especially in
  1613. 51:40Germany, first destroying all nuclear
  1614. 51:42energy, then destroying the entire
  1615. 51:44automotive industry in literally 10
  1616. 51:45years. I don't know who set these goals
  1617. 51:48, but they were executed magnificently.
  1618. 51:50Anyway,
  1619. 51:51KGB agents,
  1620. 51:53doubt it's the KGB. FBI,
  1621. 51:56you think?
  1622. 51:57I do. It's like,
  1623. 51:59You know that Dexter meme, like, I
  1624. 52:01think it, but I can't prove it. I know,
  1625. 52:03but I have no proof. No, you just need
  1626. 52:06to dig a bit deeper, look at who
  1627. 52:07exactly these people are, what specific
  1628. 52:09decisions they made, where they’re
  1629. 52:11from, sit down, do some investigating,
  1630. 52:13follow the leads, look at photos, all
  1631. 52:14that stuff,
  1632. 52:16it all comes down to China, because all
  1633. 52:19EVs are cheaper to get from there now.
  1634. 52:21No, China has nothing to do with it, I
  1635. 52:22think. The main thing is that Bububu
  1636. 52:24and Ratata aren't going anywhere, at
  1637. 52:25least not here in Russia for sure.
  1638. 52:27Exactly. No matter what those two
  1639. 52:29zig-drivers think.
  1640. 52:30I thought you were starting a new
  1641. 52:32Bu-ubu debate club.
  1642. 52:38And that's it for me in this episode.
  1643. 52:40Observe how much content you consume,
  1644. 52:42what specific content you consume, and
  1645. 52:45try living like a guy from the
  1646. 52:46seventies. An interesting experience.
  1647. 52:50Bye.
  1648. 52:51There was supposed to be a bumper here,
  1649. 52:52but we ran out of money, so that's why
  1650. 52:54the people are like that. And just so
  1651. 52:59you're in the loop.

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