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0:00Moving 92.5
0:03Brooke and Jubil's second date update.
0:06>> The girl on the phone for the second
0:08date update today is wondering why she's
0:10not getting a call back after she was
0:12whined and dined.
0:14>> Oo, get it, girl.
0:15>> Apparently, the guy that's not calling
0:16her back took her [music] out for a
0:19beautiful evening
0:21in very elite company.
0:24>> Fourstar cuisine.
0:25>> Nice.
0:26>> Nice. and an eclectic
0:29selection of beverages such as Coors
0:32[music] Light and
0:34>> probably some more Coors Light.
0:37>> What? [laughter]
0:38>> Rebecca is on the phone and Rebecca went
0:39bowling with the guy that she wants to
0:41call today.
0:42>> Now for a lovely evening of bowling.
0:46>> Hey Rebecca,
0:48>> how is it living the high class
0:49lifestyle that you live? [laughter]
0:51>> Yeah. Well, I I was wondering about the
0:54date beforehand, but it turned out not
0:56to be that bad, actually.
0:57>> So, tell us a little bit about the guy
0:58that you want to call today. Where'd you
1:00meet him?
1:00>> Well, we met online.
1:02>> Mhm.
1:03>> Was it a dating website that you guys
1:05met on?
1:05>> Yeah, dating website. And he actually
1:07was super funny, you know, witty and his
1:10emails and then we talked on the phone
1:13and he seemed really cool and funny.
1:16>> What's his name?
1:17>> His name is Will.
1:18>> Will?
1:18>> Yeah.
1:19>> Surprised he doesn't go by William.
1:21>> Yes.
1:21taking people places like the bowling
1:23alley on a first date.
1:25>> That's a fun date. Weren't you excited
1:27about a bowling alley?
1:29>> No. Oh, [laughter]
1:31I would have been.
1:33>> No, I don't know. It seemed kind of low
1:36rent, you know, like [laughter]
1:39but but you know, I've been taken out to
1:41a sushi dinner and had a horrible date,
1:43so it's not you know, I'm aware that
1:44that it could be a great thing.
1:46>> Yeah. It all kind of depends on the
1:47company that you're with. You know what
1:49I mean?
1:49>> Yeah. So, did you have fun while you
1:51were bowling?
1:52>> As it turned out, like I got there and
1:54he looked like his picture on mine.
1:57>> Always cool.
1:58>> Yeah. Which was unbelievable, actually.
2:01And he's, you know, kind of hot, so that
2:03was [laughter] great.
2:04>> Then we had like a couple drinks. Of
2:06course, I don't know how you knew that.
2:08[laughter]
2:09>> Just a good guess. I've been in a
2:10bowling alley or two in my day.
2:12>> Were you guys clicking?
2:14>> I thought so. I mean, you know, it's got
2:16that like awkward first date thing a
2:18little bit, like, oh my god, now this
2:20person that I knew on the internet is a
2:23real person in front of me, so it was a
2:25little bit awkward, but then we had the
2:27drinks and it was less awkward.
2:29>> How' you do it bowling?
2:30>> Well, I'm I don't bowl so terribly.
2:33>> Did you actually bowl at least?
2:35>> Yeah. Yeah. So, we bowled and um he's
2:38like really good at bowling, which was
2:41kind of hot just to see that like he had
2:43perfect form, you know?
2:44>> I've never heard anyone say it was kind
2:46of hot to see someone with perfect form
2:49bowling. [laughter]
2:49>> Oh, dude, those professional bowlers get
2:51so many groupies.
2:53>> Yeah, it sounds like it.
2:54>> That's crazy.
2:55>> Well, like someone doing something well,
2:58>> you know? That's that's cool. He's
3:00capable. [laughter]
3:01>> Was there any awkward moments that
3:03really stuck out to you?
3:05Um, well, I mean, looking back at it
3:07now, I guess I could have come across as
3:08a little high maintenance.
3:10>> High maintenance in a bowling alley. So,
3:12like, was your glass dirty and you asked
3:13to have it cleaned? [laughter]
3:16>> No, thank God for that because that
3:18would have been gross. But, no, I you
3:21know, the shoes.
3:22>> Yeah.
3:23>> Yeah, of course.
3:23>> That you rent at the bowling alley.
3:25>> Well, like a million people have been in
3:27those shoes with like fungus and
3:29everything else.
3:30>> [laughter]
3:30>> So, I brought tennis shoes with me and I
3:34didn't want to use those shoes.
3:36>> Did you make a huge deal out of it?
3:37Because I wouldn't think that would be a
3:38deal breaker unless like you threw a fit
3:40over using the shoes.
3:41>> No, I I didn't. I mean, I just said,
3:44"Hey, I brought my own shoes. I'm not
3:45going to use the bowling shoes." And
3:47then, of course, they try to make you do
3:49it, you know.
3:50>> Yeah.
3:50>> Did they force you to wear the bowling
3:51shoes since you didn't
3:52>> No, but they tried.
3:54>> Yeah. Sometimes they tried.
3:55>> Yeah. And so, you argued with them to
3:57use your own shoes. And you think the
3:58guy's probably like, "Oh man,
4:00>> maybe." Yeah. I mean, I did it in like
4:02the sweetest way possible, but you know,
4:04I mean, obviously like there's a little
4:06bit of a scene involved if you're doing
4:08that. [laughter]
4:09>> At least you didn't like throw the shoes
4:11down the bowling aisle like I'm not
4:12wearing these. [laughter]
4:14>> Well, and then God and then, you know,
4:16then so many people put their fingers in
4:18those bowling balls.
4:20>> Oh, bowling balls are disgusting. I'll
4:22agree with you on that.
4:23>> Oh my gosh, you guys. It's not that big
4:24of a deal. No one has ever died from
4:26bowling balls.
4:28>> I put my hand in a bowling ball once and
4:29there was a band-aid in there. It was
4:31disgusting. [laughter]
4:33>> So, I feel you on that one.
4:35>> Free band-aids.
4:37>> I [laughter] guess you're right.
4:38Somebody's band-aid. They're gross. I
4:40mean, were you complaining about it or
4:42something?
4:42>> I didn't complain at all. I just every
4:44time I did it afterwards, I have like a
4:47little bit one of those um hand purifier
4:49spray things.
4:50>> Oh, you kept spray. Okay. So I I guess
4:52yeah, you could have seemed a bit high
4:53maintenance if you wouldn't put on the
4:54shoes and then every time you bold, you
4:56took out and sanitized your hands.
4:57Either that or just a weird germaphobe,
4:59you know?
5:00>> Yeah. And I think I'm not a major major,
5:02but like in a place like that, I just I
5:04really do think through the fact
5:07>> that there's a huge amount of bacteria
5:09and fungus like everywhere.
5:11>> So [laughter] he either gets OCD or it
5:12gets high maintenance.
5:14>> You didn't make any comments about the
5:15place smelling poor or anything.
5:17>> I don't know. And it did smell a little
5:19bit bad, but I said [laughter] nothing.
5:20>> Okay, good. I'm glad you kept that to
5:22yourself. How did everything end with
5:23you guys?
5:24>> Well, we hugged and um
5:26>> and then you sanitized your body right
5:28[laughter] after.
5:30>> Um I didn't want to, which is a good
5:32[laughter] sign. And he walked me in my
5:34car and then I sent him a text a few
5:37hours later saying I had a great time.
5:40Love to do it again.
5:41>> Did he write you back?
5:42>> No.
5:43>> Yeah.
5:43>> Oh, so that's it? That's all you heard
5:44from him?
5:45>> Well, then I tried again. The next day I
5:46went online on the dating website and I
5:49instant messaged him and he didn't
5:52respond.
5:53>> Yeah.
5:53>> He was online.
5:54>> So, he hasn't talked to you since you
5:55guys went bowling.
5:56>> No, it's been four or five days, but I
5:58just don't know if it's like
5:59salvageable, [clears throat]
6:00you know?
6:01>> Okay. Well, let's find out. We're going
6:02to play a song. Come back. Call him and
6:05get your second date update. Okay.
6:06>> Okay.
6:08>> Moving 92.5.
6:10>> Brooke and Jubel in the morning. Second
6:13date update. If you're just joining us
6:15for the second date update, Rebecca is
6:16on the phone. She's not getting a call
6:18back from a guy named Will. And she
6:21thinks it's because she wasn't willing
6:23to get dirty on [laughter] her first
6:26dates.
6:28She refused to get dirty, wouldn't put
6:31her fingers in places where he wanted
6:33them to go or
6:34>> put [laughter] her feet in certain
6:36things that he was asking her to put her
6:38feet into. [laughter]
6:40And that could turn any guy off if
6:42you're not willing to get down and dirty
6:44in the bowling alley. They went bowling
6:48[laughter] and she thinks that he's not
6:49calling her back because he might have
6:51thought she was high maintenance cuz she
6:53didn't want to wear the shoes that they
6:55have at the bowling alley cuz they're
6:56dirty and she didn't want to put her
6:57fingers in the bowling ball and she
6:59would like sanitize her hand after every
7:00single time that she bowled. So, she's
7:02thinking that the guy was like, "Okay,
7:03you're hard to deal with." And that's
7:05why she's not getting a call back. We're
7:06about to call him right now and find out
7:08if that is the reason. Are you ready,
7:10Rebecca?
7:11>> I am. Yeah, I'm nervous, but I'm ready.
7:13>> Rebecca, I haven't asked you, honestly.
7:15Are you high maintenance, though?
7:17>> I mean, I don't think so. I'm pretty
7:19laid-back, but that's like the one
7:21thing, but I take care of it myself
7:23generally, you know, like I have the
7:25hand sanitizer and I don't make a big
7:26deal about it.
7:27>> Yeah. I I guess if you were to be to me
7:29like, hey, we have to go get hand
7:31sanitizer before we bowl. That would be
7:33more high maintenance. Then if you just
7:34had it and were doing it, that wouldn't
7:36bother me.
7:36>> Yeah, I just have it. Like I just have
7:38it with me, you know, in my purse. So,
7:40>> all right. Well, we'll call him right
7:41now and see what he has to say. You
7:42ready?
7:42>> Yeah.
7:54>> Hello.
7:55>> Hey, can I speak to Will, please?
7:57>> Yeah, this is Will.
7:58>> Hey, Will. How are you? This is Jubel
8:00from Brook and Jubel in the morning.
8:03Uh,
8:04>> morning radio program.
8:06>> Sounds like he's number one fan.
8:08>> Yeah, I don't I'm sorry. I I don't know
8:10what I don't know what that is.
8:12>> Okay. Well, it's a morning radio show
8:14and I'm calling you because one of our
8:15listeners actually emailed us about you
8:17and asked us if we could get you on the
8:19phone.
8:20>> Someone emailed you about me?
8:22>> Yeah. Her name is Rebecca and you
8:25recently went on a date with her to a
8:27bowling alley.
8:29Oh,
8:30[laughter]
8:32>> we uh we got an email from Rebecca
8:34telling us a little bit about your date
8:35and then also telling us that you
8:37haven't called her back or answered any
8:38of her text messages. So, she wanted us
8:40to see if we could get you on the phone
8:42and ask why.
8:45>> Uh,
8:46okay.
8:47>> Do you mind taking a second just to give
8:49us a little bit of information on your
8:51date and tell us why?
8:52>> I don't I don't know if I want to do
8:54that. That's I I don't know. She just
8:57wants to know why you won't call her
8:58back. She thought that it might be
9:00because she's high maintenance.
9:02>> What?
9:03>> Yeah. She said she didn't want to use
9:04the bowling shoes. She'd sanitize her
9:06hand after every time she bowled. And so
9:07she thought maybe you weren't calling
9:08her back cuz you thought she was just
9:09like high maintenance and hard to deal
9:11with.
9:11>> Yeah.
9:12>> No, nothing like that. She was uh I
9:15don't want to I don't I feel I feel bad
9:17talking about it on a radio show.
9:20>> Yeah. But if it's something Look, if
9:22it's something about you that you don't
9:23want out there, that's fine. I'll let
9:25you go. Okay,
9:27>> if it's something about her, think about
9:29this. She's the one that asked us to
9:30call and we always tell everybody,
9:32you're prepared to hear whatever the
9:33answer is. So, she's willing to hear
9:35whatever you have to say. She just wants
9:36to know why you're not getting back to
9:37her.
9:38>> So, really, like, it's totally just I
9:41can say I can say anything.
9:43>> Yeah.
9:43>> Yeah.
9:46>> She's really She's really nice and like
9:48she's very pretty.
9:50>> So, she's pretty and nice and you had a
9:53fun time. Yeah, I'd understand why
9:55you're not calling her back completely.
9:57[laughter]
9:59>> All right. I mean,
10:00>> how am I supposed to go back to her and
10:02tell her, "Hey, he's not calling you
10:03back cuz you're pretty and nice and he
10:04had a good time." Can you [laughter]
10:08>> Okay. Okay. Uh, well, I'm not sure how
10:11to say this delicately, I guess. I
10:16her her boobs were just weird.
10:20[laughter]
10:21Like
10:22>> explain weird.
10:23>> What do you mean weird?
10:26>> I don't know how to say this. Uh, you
10:28know, you know that saying more than a
10:32mouthful is a waste of space.
10:34>> Yeah. Yes. [laughter]
10:36>> That's kind of how I feel about her
10:38boobs.
10:39>> Her boobs are too big.
10:41>> Yeah, they're too big. They're too big
10:43for me.
10:44>> No, you're not.
10:45>> This may be the first. You know how many
10:47people are going to be like, "What is
10:48wrong with this guy? She was cool, fun
10:50to hang out with, and she has a huge
10:52pair of boobs, and that's why you don't
10:53want to go out with her.
10:54>> It's just it's my personal thing. I
10:57don't know. Like I was just too big for
10:59me.
10:59>> Are they like are they fake? And that's
11:01what maybe turns you off.
11:02>> I don't know if they were fake. I didn't
11:04I didn't ask. That's not Didn't seem
11:06polite to ask. [laughter] They were just
11:08kind of like daunting to look at, that's
11:10all.
11:10>> Oh my god.
11:11>> Like you were scared of her chest.
11:14>> I wasn't like scared of them. I just I
11:16mean, you know, we were out bowling and
11:18she's they're just they're just too big.
11:21They're just bouncing [laughter] around.
11:22I mean, it's just
11:24>> Are you scared you're going to get
11:25smothered by them or something?
11:27>> No. No. I just It's just the personal
11:30thing. I like it, you know, like like
11:32Goldilocks. Like I like it not too big,
11:33not too small. I just I just like it
11:35just right. [laughter]
11:36>> I would use a young fictional character
11:39to
11:39>> Okay, that's how you feel. That's how
11:41you feel. It's just kind of awkward for
11:42me to go, "Hey, he liked you a lot.
11:44thought you were really fun, but you
11:47just have way too much to offer in the
11:48boob department. [laughter]
11:49>> You asked me to tell you. You said that
11:52I should say you told me I should tell
11:54you what it is.
11:56>> That's what it is. Her boobs are just
11:57enormous. [laughter]
11:58>> Okay. I appreciate your honesty, man.
12:01And now I feel like I should be honest
12:02with you. She's actually on the other
12:04line listening and heard everything that
12:06you just said. [laughter]
12:08>> What?
12:10>> Hi, Will.
12:13I just I can't I've never heard a man
12:17[laughter]
12:18I've never I just I don't even know what
12:20to say.
12:22>> Listen, there's nothing wrong with you.
12:24Okay, you're fine. You're great.
12:25>> All right. So, I just want to clarify
12:28that they are real.
12:31>> Okay, that's fine.
12:33>> And a 34 double D.
12:35>> Nice.
12:36>> That's not that big. Double D is not
12:38that big. Will
12:39>> look, I mean, I'm just I'm guessing I'm
12:41just like more of a C guy. I don't know.
12:44I'm sorry. It's not [laughter] It's It's
12:45me. It's It's a personal preference. And
12:48you know, maybe like Okay, maybe you
12:50wouldn't be into like dating a shorter
12:52guy, you know?
12:53>> Okay.
12:54>> Like maybe that's your thing.
12:55>> It's a good way to put it.
12:56>> Actually, if they have a good
12:58personality, then their looks become
13:00beautiful to me. But clearly, you are
13:02shallow.
13:02>> I agree with you. Yes. Whatever. He's
13:05reducing her to the size of her breast.
13:07He said she's pretty. She's everything
13:08that he's looking for except for her
13:10boobs are a little too big.
13:11>> But most dudes would do the opposite.
13:12>> That's true.
13:13>> It doesn't matter which way you go. It's
13:14the same thing.
13:15>> Everybody has a preference on stuff like
13:17this. And you know what? There's totally
13:19guys out there who are into that. And
13:20like that's fine. That's great. It's not
13:23me.
13:24>> What I don't get is like that you said
13:27you felt daunted. Are [laughter] you I
13:30mean daunted. Are you a little boy?
13:34[laughter]
13:34Like
13:35>> no. I'm a normalssized person who just
13:38was a little daunted by your extra sized
13:41boobs. [laughter]
13:43>> I don't know if you're normal sized or
13:44not cuz I didn't get to see. [laughter]
13:46>> Yeah,
13:48>> I'm guessing not.
13:49>> I'm You didn't mean to touch them.
13:52[laughter]
13:53>> No, I didn't. I'm not going to touch
13:55them on a first date.
13:56>> Yeah, besides it sounds like boobs are
13:59kind of icky to him anyway.
14:01>> Like like I don't know. I mean, are you
14:03gay? I I I don't there's nothing wrong
14:06with that. But seriously, are you gay
14:08and trying to date women like
14:11>> so that you can
14:12>> No, I've dated women with very sizable
14:15breasts. Yours were just too big for me.
14:17That's all. I'm sorry, [laughter]
14:19>> Rebecca. I'm going to go out on a limb
14:20here and say this is the first time
14:21you've ever heard this from someone
14:22you've gone on a date with. [laughter]
14:24>> Well, absolutely. And I would even say
14:28that I had an ex-boyfriend who told me I
14:29had magic breasts. So, [laughter]
14:31>> I like And I'm not even kidding right
14:33now. That's what he used to call them.
14:35>> Look, I I mean I I don't know what to
14:37say to you. I mean, look, I don't know
14:38if this is weird, but I mean I have a
14:40cousin who's recently divorced. He's
14:43super good-looking and a really good
14:44guy. If you're into it, I could hook the
14:47two of you up.
14:48>> What?
14:48>> All right, this is a perfect time for me
14:50to ask then.
14:51>> Rebecca, would you like to go on a
14:52second date with Will's cousin? Because
14:54it doesn't sound like Will wants to go
14:55out with you, but I will pay for a
14:56second date with you.
14:57>> I'm going to look at anyone who might
15:00look like this man. [laughter]
15:02That is so sweet.
15:03>> No, you you've got this. You got this
15:04completely wrong. He's super into big
15:07boobs. He would be really into you. I
15:08think you [laughter] two would get
15:09along.
15:10>> How about it, Rebecca? I'll hook you up
15:12with Will
15:13>> just as shallow as you are.
15:14>> Yeah, exactly. Rebecca, the whole
15:16family.
15:17>> You know what the unbelievable thing is?
15:19Like how much I actually I liked you and
15:21I felt connected to you. If we had gone
15:23on that second date, you would have been
15:25really happy because I would have on
15:28you. [laughter]
15:31>> And that people have also called magic.
15:33>> Oh my god.
15:35>> Will, you sure you don't want to go out
15:36with her again? Will
15:37>> I love her? [laughter]
15:38>> I I mean Well, I mean, after she said
15:42that, now I don't. Maybe. [laughter]
15:45>> No. Will, you lost your chance. And I
15:47want you to think about that.
15:49You sit down and you think about the
15:51fact that you missed out on a [laughter]
15:55>> jubil in the morning.
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16:31>> Moving 92.5.
16:33>> Brook and Jubil's second date update
16:37>> today. A listener named Ethan is on the
16:39phone for a second date update. And I
16:41read your email, Ethan. I think I
16:43already figured out your problem.
16:45>> Oh, yeah.
16:46>> Yeah. Well, your email was like super
16:48positive. You said everything was great.
16:49Like it sound like maybe the best date
16:51ever. That's kind of how you framed it
16:53in your email. And I'm thinking maybe
16:55your problem is the date was just too
16:56good
16:57>> and she doesn't want to do it again and
16:58that's why she's not calling you back.
17:00That's it. Yeah, you just ruined dating
17:02for her all together and now she can't
17:04date anymore because it was just such an
17:05amazing date. So, um, we're done then. I
17:08guess that's it for the same date
17:09update. All right,
17:10>> see you later.
17:11>> No, you still want to do it?
17:13>> Uh, yeah, let's run through it just cuz
17:15I feel like it wasn't completely
17:16perfect, but
17:17>> Okay,
17:18>> I want to try another perfect date with
17:19her.
17:20>> Fine, Ethan.
17:22>> I know. I thought I helped you out
17:23already, but whatever. Tell us your
17:25story. What's the name of the girl you
17:26want to call today?
17:27>> Her name is Skyler.
17:28>> Skyler.
17:29>> Okay.
17:30>> Yeah. And um we actually met on a dating
17:32app, which I'm kind of totally averse
17:34to, but I been on this dating app for
17:36maybe about a year at this point. So, I
17:38feel like I've kind of seen the gamut.
17:40And
17:40>> so, you're a little jaded and your
17:41expectations weren't real high is what
17:43it sounds like. [laughter]
17:44>> You could say that. But I've had
17:46connections with people, but I just
17:48haven't I don't know. Something that was
17:49completely different about this girl. I
17:51just felt like it clicked between us.
17:52>> Are you saying before the date or once
17:54you guys met in person?
17:56>> No, once we met in person.
17:58>> Okay.
17:58>> Okay. Yeah.
17:59>> So, what was so special about the whole
18:01thing?
18:01>> I don't know. I mean, I just feel like
18:03there were so many metos in the
18:05conversation, you know, like she would
18:06be saying something and I would be like,
18:07"Oh my god, me too."
18:10>> There's like 40 times where we were
18:11like, "Oh yeah, me too. Me too. Me too."
18:13>> That's when it's good on a date. If it
18:15starts with a hashtag, it's not
18:17[laughter]
18:17>> going to be a good thing. I guarantee
18:19it.
18:20>> Right. Uh, no, no, no. I mean, it was
18:22not like that at all. It was just like
18:23if I, you know, I was saying like, "Oh,
18:25you know, I was a boy scout." She was
18:27like, "Oh my god, you know, I was a Girl
18:28Scout." You know, we had like so many
18:30things that we had in common. But yeah,
18:32the I mean, the big thing is we kind of
18:34connected over how long we were kind of
18:36in the scouts program.
18:37>> Oh, you guys went deep into the
18:39>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We went for a deep
18:40because she was a Girl Scout for like I
18:42don't know like from when she was nine
18:44or eight until she finished high school.
18:46>> Oh my god. Did you guys have like a knot
18:48tying contest right there?
18:50>> We totally could have. [laughter]
18:53I would have loved to have had that. How
18:54many knots do you do? Maybe 15, 30 right
18:56now.
18:57>> Wow.
18:57>> Oh, cute date.
18:58>> So, are you one of those guys that's
18:59like a like an Eagle Scout? You made it
19:02all the way to the top and then like you
19:03live the rest of your life still like a
19:05boy scout basically. Well, I mean, it's
19:08not like you're always out and you're
19:10like bringing a survival kit with you at
19:12all times, but it does have some really
19:14solid life skills in it of like this
19:16idea of always being prepared and
19:18whatever. Regardless, the big thing that
19:20I felt like she took from it, what I've
19:22took from it as well is that we both
19:23really enjoy the outdoors and stuff and
19:25like camping and hiking. So, that kind
19:27of just gave me like this brilliant idea
19:29that I thought maybe it would be really
19:31romantic to give Skyler like this
19:33traditional campfire but in the city.
19:36Okay,
19:36>> I love those.
19:37>> And so at the end of the date, I was
19:40driving her home and on our way home, I
19:42was like, "Well, one second. I'm just
19:43going to go in and grab something." So,
19:44I kind of ducked into a 7-Eleven
19:47>> and I bought one of those flame logs and
19:50like I got some empty boxes and I got
19:52some marshmallows cuz I was like, "Well,
19:53why don't we have this campfire in the
19:55city, you know?"
19:56>> That's cute.
19:57>> That is really cute.
19:58>> And I thought it would be really kind of
19:59fun, right?
20:00>> Yeah.
20:00>> Cute until you get busted by the cops. I
20:03don't think it's legal. You said
20:05campfire in the city. Where'd you fire
20:06up this log? In the middle of a street.
20:09>> No,
20:09>> he's in a back alley next to a
20:11>> Yeah, it was kind of a little bit of an
20:13alleyway. Sure. But it didn't feel
20:15sketchy at all. But but I thought she
20:16kind of would have enjoyed and she
20:17totally did.
20:18>> It's pretty romantic to be honest.
20:20>> Yeah.
20:21>> Did you guys kiss?
20:23>> Yeah, we kissed. We held hands a little
20:25bit. We were kind of being, you know,
20:26cuddly and stuff. So right there in an
20:29alley smelling like I'm sure urine and
20:32trash next to a dumpster with a duraf
20:34flame log going. You guys were just
20:36snuggled up.
20:36>> A
20:37>> it was one of those you had to be there
20:39moments. I've been talking about it in
20:40retrospect. It does kind of feel a
20:42little ridiculous.
20:42>> People hate on your campfire. Okay. He
20:44just hates the outdoors.
20:46>> That is true. That's very true. City
20:48outdoors. I just don't like being
20:49outside.
20:50>> I think your idea sounds super awesome
20:53and I can't believe she's not calling
20:54you back.
20:55>> I feel that way as well. Well, I mean,
20:57unfortunately, we weren't able to
20:58actually eat the marshmallows that we
20:59were roasting cuz I guess the Duraflame
21:01is like toxic, I guess.
21:02>> Yeah, it's not good.
21:03>> Yeah, the chemical.
21:04>> Yeah, a lot [clears throat] of a lot of
21:05chemicals in that thing.
21:07>> Yeah, exactly. I guess my part of being
21:09prepared as a boy scout kind of fizzled
21:11out at that, but it was a good date. I
21:13left it at that. I drove her home,
21:14kissed again at their place, and and
21:16then, you know, I texted her after a
21:19couple days just to check in, and she
21:20didn't ever text me back. So,
21:22>> I think Jubel's right. It was too
21:24perfect. Maybe that was just too
21:25perfect. Have you And you haven't heard
21:27a word from her at all?
21:29>> No. I'm kind of worried that maybe she's
21:31met someone else or
21:33>> like on the app like she might still be
21:34on the app, you know, and searching.
21:36Maybe she like went on another date and
21:38that guy went to Dubai with her or
21:40something. I don't know.
21:41>> All right. [laughter] Well, we'll play a
21:43song and then come back and find out why
21:45she's not getting back to you with your
21:46second date update. Okay.
21:48>> All right. Take plug it.
21:49>> All right. Hang on.
21:50>> Moving 92.5.
21:52Brooke and Jubel in the mornings. Second
21:55date update.
21:56>> Hey Ethan, how many fingers do you use?
21:58>> What?
21:59>> Whoa. What the
22:00>> I'm sorry.
22:01>> What?
22:01>> I should clarify. Let me clarify that
22:03first.
22:03>> My mind went so
22:04>> If you're just tuning in for today's
22:05second update, Ethan is on the phone and
22:07he went out on a date with a girl named
22:09Skyler. They both bonded over the fact
22:10that they grew up in the Boy Scouts and
22:13the Girl Scouts and they did it pretty
22:14much all their life. And that's why I
22:16was trying to remember like the the
22:17salute. Is it you using three fingers or
22:19two fingers?
22:20>> The salute. What's the boy scout salute?
22:23>> It's three.
22:24>> Three.
22:25>> It is three.
22:25>> Got to be three.
22:26>> What about the one? Where does that go?
22:28>> All right. [laughter]
22:29>> Is it two in the three in the never
22:31going where that saying comes from?
22:33>> Maybe I got the motto mixed up. I don't
22:35know. Anyway, obviously I wasn't
22:36involved in that stuff.
22:38>> Two in the Eagle Scouts, one in the Girl
22:39Scouts.
22:40>> I don't know. You guys both move on
22:42quickly.
22:42>> Ethan went out with Skyler. They bonded
22:45over the fact that they were both
22:46involved in the Girl Scouts and Boy
22:47Scouts. They had a really good date. It
22:49ended with an impromptu cookout,
22:52campfire, sort of campire. Yeah.
22:54>> In the city because he bought a Duraf
22:55Flame log from 7-Eleven on the way home,
22:57sparked it up in an alley, and then they
23:00kind of sat there and hung out in front
23:02of the campfire and made out a little
23:03bit, and he dropped her off and hasn't
23:05heard from her since. All right, Ethan,
23:06you ready to give her a call?
23:07>> Yeah, let's do it.
23:08>> I feel Are you nervous right now? Cuz I
23:10feel like I'm nervous for you. Like
23:12everything went so well. What could be
23:14wrong?
23:15>> I have no idea. You know, it really just
23:16fit. It was one of those times where you
23:18just I felt like I was falling in love.
23:20>> That's so sweet. And they say when you
23:22know, you know. Like that's the thing.
23:25>> This could be amazing.
23:26>> Is that the Boy Scout motto?
23:27>> No. You know, you know. [laughter]
23:29>> Okay. You need to move on from Boy
23:31Scout.
23:31>> Yeah. I got to stop thinking about it.
23:33>> Kind of bugged me. All right. Well, I'm
23:35going to call her right now and see if
23:36we can figure it out. Okay.
23:37>> Awesome. I'm so excited.
23:39>> Okay. Here we go.
23:48Hello.
23:49>> Hi. May I speak to Skyler?
23:51>> This is her.
23:52>> Hey, Skyler. How are you? This is Jubel
23:54from Brook and Jubel in the morning.
23:57>> Um, I'm good.
24:00>> Nice.
24:02>> Um,
24:03>> oh, I should continue the I should
24:04continue speaking to you.
24:06>> Have you heard of the radio show Brook
24:07and Jewel in the Morning Before?
24:09>> Yes. I haven't listened to it, but a
24:12friend of mine listens to that show.
24:14>> Well, that's where I'm calling from. And
24:16we do a segment on our show called the
24:19Second Date Update. You probably don't
24:20know what that is, so I'll explain it.
24:21It's where if you go out on a date with
24:22somebody and then end up not calling
24:24them back after, that person can email
24:25us to get you on the phone and figure
24:27out what happened. And we got an email
24:29about you from a dude named Ethan.
24:31Sorry, a scout named Ethan.
24:34>> Wait, oh my god, this is a second date
24:36update.
24:37>> Yes. Yes, it is. So, your your friend
24:39has told you about those?
24:41>> Um, yes.
24:43>> Well, congratulations because you're
24:45about to be the star of one cuz Ethan is
24:47wondering why you won't call him back
24:49after what he describes as a great first
24:51date.
24:53>> Oh, what did he tell you about the date?
24:56>> Oh my god. He told us that it was
24:57amazing.
24:58>> Yeah, he told us uh that you guys really
25:01connected. You had a lot of me too
25:03conversations where it's like I like
25:04this, me too, I like this, me too. and
25:07ended the date with a like he bought a
25:10duraf flame log and then you guys had a
25:11campfire in the middle of a alleyway and
25:15it sounded more romantic the way that he
25:16told it but [laughter]
25:18and you guys made out and everything
25:19else he thought it was great but now
25:20you're not calling him back and he
25:21doesn't know why.
25:22>> Yeah. I mean the fire was a really sweet
25:26sentiment I guess but
25:28>> even though you couldn't eat whatever
25:29you were cooking over the fire because
25:31of the chemicals from the dirt flame
25:32log.
25:33>> Yeah. Also, I don't know how contained
25:36that was. So,
25:38>> wait, it wasn't just like you've run out
25:40of time and you meant to call him back.
25:41Like, there's a reason you're not
25:43calling this guy back.
25:45>> Um,
25:46I don't know. After the campfire, I
25:50could tell that he really liked me and
25:53he was really sweet. He drove me home
25:56and right before he dropped me off, he
25:58asked if he could take me on a weekend
26:02getaway,
26:03>> which is also like a very romantic thing
26:06to ask, but not after we just met.
26:11>> But he was going out on a limb, man. I
26:13mean, don't you want a guy to really
26:14like you at the end of a date?
26:16>> Well, yeah, of course. But I just
26:19assumed that he wanted to do that
26:21because he was just trying to hook up
26:22with me. Oh, so you're think you're
26:24thinking that he doesn't want to go on a
26:25weekend getaway for romance. He just
26:27wanted to take you away so he could hook
26:28up with you.
26:29>> Yeah. It's not just the fact that he
26:30asked me to go on a weekend getaway.
26:32It's the timing, you know, like he asked
26:33me and he wants to go that fast. Like he
26:35wants to go next weekend and that's a
26:38red flag because how fast is he moving
26:41in other aspects? You know, is he does
26:43he not know how to have a relationship?
26:46>> But you can't just tell him I don't feel
26:47comfortable with that. We should go on a
26:49few more alleyway cookouts. [laughter]
26:52And then maybe a weekend getaway, you
26:54just stopped talking to him.
26:55>> Yeah. I mean, it just it was a lot. And
26:58I think it just kind of threw me off
27:00guard. So, I guess I I should tell him
27:03that. I've just been trying to think
27:04about how to say it in a way that's not
27:06going to hurt his feelings, I guess.
27:08>> Oh, well, okay. Um, I got good news for
27:10you then, Skyler.
27:11>> What's up?
27:13>> You did say it because he's actually on
27:15the other line listening and wants to
27:16talk to you.
27:17>> What?
27:18>> Hey, how's it going, Star? [laughter]
27:22Wow. Oh my god. Um I didn't know that he
27:26was already there. Like I thought you
27:27guys were going to call him.
27:28>> No, that's the be that's the beautiful
27:30part of these. We're big liars and he's
27:32been on the phone the whole time.
27:33>> Are you embarrassed?
27:34>> Yeah, I'm embarrassed. [laughter]
27:37>> You shouldn't be. I'm glad that you said
27:39all that stuff. It It totally makes
27:41sense. I understand.
27:42>> What?
27:43>> But listen, I mean like I'm a very
27:45romantic person when something inspires
27:48me to be very romantic. A
27:50>> but Ethan, I understand that you have
27:52really strong feelings, but like do you
27:53usually ask people out on vacation right
27:56when you meet them? Because that's
27:57that's a lot.
27:59>> I just want you to be
28:01>> in my shoes. Like it's a little scary to
28:03go out of town with someone you don't
28:05really know.
28:07>> Yeah, I kind of see that now. I I guess
28:09I was just wrapped up in the moment of
28:11being like this is fun and silly and
28:13what else can we do that is spontaneous
28:14like what we did tonight and we don't
28:16even have to like stay in the same bed
28:18or like hotel when we go off and like go
28:21on a trip or something together. I just
28:23am trying to
28:24>> I guess I was just trying to find ways
28:25or an excuse to spend time with you
28:28>> again. You're asking me to go out on a
28:30vacation and we've only been on one date
28:32so I need you to slow your roll just a
28:35little bit. [laughter]
28:37But Skyler, if he hadn't had said that,
28:39where were you at on the date? Like all
28:41the way up until he asked you for a
28:43weekend getaway.
28:45What was your thought about him?
28:47>> I was having fun. You know, I like I
28:49want to take things slow though. I want
28:51to get to know someone, you know, like
28:53the date was great. We we got to do
28:55something weird and crazy and fun and
28:58obviously a very memorable date.
29:00>> Maybe there's other weird crazy fun
29:02things you could do on a weekend
29:03getaway. Like super weird. [laughter]
29:05You don't know. Super weird. Not really
29:08helping Juice.
29:08>> Oh my god.
29:10>> Look, the only reason why I feel like I
29:13am jumping ahead so quickly is I I just
29:16felt like we had a really awesome time.
29:18And I don't know if you feel this way,
29:20but I feel like I'm actually kind of
29:22falling for you.
29:24>> Wait, wait, wait. You're falling for me?
29:26Stuff like that. Ethan, like you need to
29:28be careful about what you're saying to
29:29me this early on.
29:32>> You're right. I'm sorry. I'm I'm just
29:34trying to figure out how to say what I'm
29:35feeling inside.
29:37>> Uh but I I'm going to slow my roll. I
29:40can practice slowing my roll.
29:42>> Yeah. If you just marry him, Skyler,
29:44he'll slow his roll a little bit,
29:45[laughter]
29:46>> you know.
29:48>> Skyler, would you like to go out with
29:50Ethan on a second date? We'll pay for
29:51it. Just a regular date.
29:53>> Yes.
29:54>> So, just to clarify, we're not talking
29:56about a vacation anywhere or like a
29:59couple's massage or [laughter] anything,
30:02right? This is like a very normal date.
30:05>> That's what I'm thinking. Ethan, is that
30:07what you're thinking?
30:08>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Totally
30:10normal. And if you want to go to Dubai
30:12for the weekend as well, we can do that.
30:13[laughter]
30:13>> Dubai.
30:14>> I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.
30:16>> Okay. I don't know if you are. That's
30:18the scary part.
30:19>> Yeah.
30:19>> Okay. So, Skyler, what do you say?
30:22>> Yes. I will go on a second date,
30:24>> but I really want to take it slow and
30:26just get to know each other.
30:28>> Okay.
30:28>> Ethan, that means dinner.
30:30>> All right.
30:30>> Just dinner. And we'll talk slow. I'll
30:33speak really slowly, too. Just
30:35[laughter]
30:36>> everything's slow.
30:38>> Slow.
30:39>> Okay.
30:40>> All right. Well, congratulations, Ethan.
30:42You got your second date?
30:43>> Yeah.
30:43>> Awesome.
30:44>> And Skyler, you're sure you want to go
30:45out with Ethan again?
30:46>> I do.
30:47>> Don't say those words to you. [laughter]
30:50>> I mean, I will.
30:52>> Okay, there you go. That's better.
30:54Brooke and Jub
30:5992.5
31:01>> Brook and Jubile second date update.
31:05>> Whenever somebody claims that they're
31:06sick and they can't go on a date with
31:08you, that's when you show up to their
31:10house to make sure.
31:12>> No.
31:13>> What?
31:14>> You have to make sure that they're not
31:16faking it. And that's exactly what
31:17Andrea did, who's on the phone to do a
31:19second date update right now.
31:20>> Oh no. She called the dude out for being
31:23sick. [laughter]
31:25>> What?
31:25>> And now he's not calling her back. But
31:27apparently it worked out better than
31:28what it sounds like I'm saying. Andrea,
31:30what's up? How are you?
31:31>> Hey, Juel. Hey, Brooke. How are y'all?
31:33>> Good. So, why don't you tell us a little
31:34bit about the guy that you want to call
31:36today? What's his name?
31:37>> His name is Mike.
31:38>> Mike. Okay. And how did you meet Mike?
31:40>> We work in separate places. Uh, we were
31:42just at the same bar for an office happy
31:44hour. Um,
31:46>> and you thought maybe you could help
31:47merge companies.
31:49little [laughter] merger, huh?
31:52M
31:53>> maybe. Uh I was I was thinking more, you
31:56know, he could just do a feature on our
31:58next product.
31:59>> Uhhuh. Okay. So, what did you like about
32:01this guy?
32:01>> He had a really sweet personality. I
32:04mean, he was just he was really smooth.
32:05He uh I went to order my drink at the
32:08bar and he just he like slid up next to
32:11me. He's like after I said my drink, he
32:13told me his drink and he's like, "Oh,
32:15and put them together. I'll pay." So, I
32:17just It was really sweet. Oh, he meant
32:18put them on the same tab. I thought you
32:20meant he wanted you to mix drinks. I was
32:21like, that's weird. [laughter]
32:22>> A merger.
32:24>> Yeah,
32:24>> another merger.
32:26>> So, anyway, he took care of your drinks.
32:27He seemed like a nice guy.
32:29>> Yeah. Yeah, seemed like a really nice
32:30guy. I mean, we started talking and he's
32:32got really popping blue eyes.
32:35>> Um, total sucker for that. And by the
32:38end of the night, he asked me out.
32:40>> Okay. So, in your email, you mentioned
32:41something about him getting sick, so you
32:43needed to go over to his place.
32:45>> Okay. So the day of the date, he texted
32:48me and he had to cancel because he said
32:51he was sick.
32:52>> Oh, that sucks.
32:53>> Yeah. You know, I I felt bad. I mean,
32:55I'm a compassionate person. I'm nice.
32:57So, I offered to come over to his place
32:59with a care package and he agreed.
33:02>> Oh.
33:02>> Oh, well, that's really thoughtful of
33:04you, especially for someone you haven't
33:06even actually gone out on a date with
33:07yet.
33:08>> Well, I did have a little bit of a
33:10double motive. I mean, I I've been
33:12burned on a first date before, so I just
33:14wanted to make sure he was actually
33:16sick. [laughter]
33:18>> OH, NO.
33:18>> YEAH. I mean, I wanted to see if he was
33:20actually telling the truth. [laughter]
33:22>> But what happened when you showed up?
33:24>> Um, I I knocked on the door and he
33:25opened in. He was he was actually sick.
33:27I mean, yeah, he looked he looked
33:29terrible.
33:30>> I mean,
33:31>> that's what you want to hear from
33:32somebody who's interested in [laughter]
33:33you. Man, you looked terrible.
33:37>> Yeah, [clears throat] he looked he
33:38looked worse than terrible. So, he
33:40wasn't lying to you then.
33:41>> It was It was bad. Definitely not lying.
33:44Probably [laughter] actually kind of
33:45underplaying.
33:47>> And how long did you hang out with him
33:49at his house while he was sick?
33:50>> Um, you know, I offered to stay as long
33:53as you liked him and he seemed to
33:54really, you know, appreciate the care
33:56package.
33:57>> So, what was in the care package? LUBE.
34:00>> WHAT? NO,
34:02>> DUDE.
34:02>> For the throat.
34:03>> Yeah. [laughter]
34:04No, I brought him some soup, some
34:07crackers, a little bit of candy. Um,
34:09>> okay. Good.
34:10>> Nyquil. Okay.
34:11>> You know, pretty pretty kosher stuff.
34:13>> The normal get well stuff.
34:14>> Not lube.
34:15>> Maybe that's where you went wrong.
34:17[laughter]
34:17>> Maybe he's one of those guys that likes
34:19a good lube to solve his cough.
34:22>> All right. Well, I will keep that in
34:23mind next time he's sick.
34:25>> Nothing [laughter] soothes a wet cough
34:26like some lube. So, how did things end
34:28with him?
34:29>> It actually ended a little bit
34:31uncomfortable.
34:32>> Really?
34:33>> Why?
34:33>> Uh, yeah. So, we seem to be having a
34:37good time. you know, I I offered to stay
34:39as long as he would like. I thought
34:40maybe he'd like the company. Um, all of
34:44a sudden, he kind of abruptly went,
34:45"Well, I should rest."
34:48>> Whoa.
34:49>> And, you know, really awkwardly just
34:51like put on my shoes and said bye. I
34:54mean,
34:55>> okay. [laughter]
34:56>> After you just brought him a get well
34:57package.
34:58>> Yeah.
34:58>> So, he just kind of killed it, huh? Just
35:00like you're talking. He's like, "Hey, I
35:02need to rest. Get out."
35:03>> [laughter]
35:04>> It wasn't that rude,
35:06>> but he did motion towards the door like,
35:09"You need to leave."
35:11>> Wow.
35:11>> Okay.
35:12>> Okay. Did you feel like he was angry or
35:14he was just uncomfortable cuz he was
35:15sick?
35:16>> It's kind of hard to tell. I mean, he
35:18was sick, so I'm just hoping he was in a
35:21bad mood.
35:22>> And have you talked to him since then?
35:25>> No, he hasn't texted. He hasn't called.
35:27I mean,
35:27>> not even like a thank you for the care
35:29package?
35:30>> Nothing.
35:31>> Wow. So, he's either blowing me off or
35:35his sickness got worse and now he's
35:38dead. [laughter]
35:40>> Oh my god.
35:40>> Well, at least you could take some
35:42solace in that. Like maybe it was a
35:44really bad cold and [laughter]
35:46that's the reason he's not calling you
35:47back. Not cuz you did something wrong.
35:49>> Yeah, maybe.
35:50>> No,
35:51>> I mean I'm just as confused as you are.
35:54I mean, he asked me out,
35:56>> right? Yeah. and I show up to his house
35:59with a care package and now I haven't
36:01heard from him.
36:03>> That's weird. All right. Well, we'll
36:04play a song, come back, call him, and
36:06get your second date update. Okay.
36:08[music]
36:08>> Okay.
36:08>> All right. Hang on.
36:11>> Moving 92.5.
36:14>> Brooke and Jubel in the morning. Second
36:16date update.
36:17>> Today's second date update is less of a
36:19second date update and more of a welfare
36:21check. Just [laughter] calling to see if
36:24this dude is still alive. If you're just
36:26joining us, Andrea is on the phone and
36:28she wants us to call a guy named Mike
36:30today. They met at office happy hour.
36:33And then when they scheduled their date,
36:35he told her that he was sick and he
36:36couldn't meet up. Then she tested him
36:38and said, "Oh, well, how about I bring
36:40you a care package cuz she thought one
36:43that he might have been lying and two,
36:44it would be a nice gesture." And he
36:45actually said yes. She brought over the
36:47care package and he was really sick.
36:50They hung out for a little while and
36:51eventually he said, "Hey, I need to get
36:53some rest. You need to go." And that's
36:54the last that she's heard from him. So,
36:56Andrea, if I call this number and
36:58somebody answers and asks me if I'm next
37:00of Ken, should I hang up then or
37:03[laughter]
37:03>> Oh my god. Yes. Please just hang
37:05[clears throat] up. Pretend like it
37:06never happened.
37:07>> Okay. All right. Do you I mean, do you
37:09feel pretty foolish that you basically
37:11accused him in your mind of lying and
37:13then you were wrong?
37:14>> Um, yeah. I mean, I was definitely
37:17surprised he was actually sick, but I
37:20mean, there's no reason to not call me
37:22back, you know, for another date.
37:24>> Yeah. Or at least just to say thank you
37:26cuz he didn't even thank you for the
37:27care package.
37:27>> I will say that.
37:28>> Exactly. I'm just really confused.
37:31>> Okay. Well, I'm going to dial his phone
37:32number right now and see if we can get
37:33your answer. Okay.
37:34>> Okay.
37:34>> All right. Here we go.
37:35>> Thanks.
37:42>> Hello. Hi.
37:43>> Can I speak to Mike, please?
37:45This is Mike.
37:46>> Oh, good. You're feeling better.
37:48[laughter] I've been so worried about
37:50you, Mike, in this cold you had.
37:53>> Um, who is this?
37:54>> Oh, this is Jubel from Brook and Jubel
37:56in the morning. How you doing?
37:58>> Um, I'm okay. Uh, what's Broo and Jubel
38:02in the Morning?
38:02>> It's a good question. I don't really
38:04know, but you should.
38:06>> According to most people, it's a radio
38:07show.
38:08>> Yeah.
38:09>> Okay. and we're calling you today
38:11because we got an email about you from
38:13one of our listeners.
38:15>> Um, sorry. What are you talking about?
38:18>> Well, we do a segment on our show. It's
38:19called the second date update. It's
38:20where if you go out on a date with
38:22somebody and then end up not calling
38:23them after, they email us to see if we
38:25can get you on the phone and find out
38:27what happened. Now, technically, you
38:29didn't really go on a date with this
38:30person, but they're still wondering why
38:32you aren't calling them back.
38:34>> Okay. Um, that sounds pretty messed up,
38:37but [laughter]
38:38>> her name is Andrea.
38:40Okay.
38:41>> Okay.
38:42>> You remember Andrea? She brought you a
38:44care package when you were sick, I
38:45guess.
38:46>> Yeah, I guess you could say that.
38:48>> What do you mean? I guess you could say
38:49that. Wasn't it filled with things to
38:51make you feel better when you're sick?
38:53>> Yeah, it was. Um, technically, uh,
38:58>> I don't know. If somebody says, "I want
39:00to make you a care package," you kind of
39:02expect a bit of care in that package.
39:06And she came over and it was literally a
39:10paper grocery bag with canned soup in it
39:14and
39:15>> what?
39:15>> Like saltine crackers and like candy,
39:19but not even real brand name candy. Like
39:22[laughter]
39:22>> what are you? Wait, hold on.
39:25>> Are you ripping on her care package?
39:27>> No, I'm just saying that, you know, it's
39:29clear that she said, "I want to bring
39:31you a care package." and then stopped at
39:33the store and literally grabbed the
39:34first thing she saw and
39:36>> do. That's what a care package is. She
39:38stopped by the store and got you things
39:39you needed.
39:40>> Yeah, but if you're going to go out of
39:42your way to do a thing for a person, I'm
39:44just saying, you know, either put some
39:45thought in it or wait till our first
39:47date. I don't even know this girl. This
39:49is the first impression [laughter] for
39:51the second impression that I'm getting.
39:52It's like, here's some stuff that I like
39:55I have in my house.
39:57>> Wow. [laughter] So,
39:59>> is that why you're not calling her back?
40:00because of the little effort she put
40:02into a care package for you.
40:04>> Well, no, it's not just that. That I
40:06mean that was disappointing to say the
40:09least. But then the thing is like the
40:13energy was so weird. So I'm sick, right?
40:16and
40:17>> she comes over and, you know, instead of
40:21kind of like hanging out and maybe
40:24getting to know me, like the first
40:25question she's asking really specific
40:28questions about how sick I am and she
40:31asked me if I get sick often and what
40:34and like what my symptoms were and like
40:39it felt kind of I felt like I was on
40:41trial a bit like
40:43>> or that you were at the doctor.
40:44>> Yeah. or that I was at the doctor, but
40:47neither of us are doctors, so I I don't
40:50I didn't know what her angle was, you
40:52know, like
40:53>> how paranoid are you? What are you
40:55testing me? You want to see if my
40:56genetics are good? I don't get sick that
40:58often. Twice a year. Thank you very
41:00much.
41:00>> That's that's kind of what it felt like.
41:02>> But did you I mean, it could have been
41:04that she was nervous and it's the first
41:06time you guys have hung out without
41:08alcohol and she didn't know what else to
41:10talk about. Well, it just seemed to me
41:13that she didn't totally believe that I
41:15was sick. Like, I had to answer all
41:18these questions about how I was sick and
41:21how sick I really was. And I felt like
41:23they kept going on. If it was one or two
41:25questions, that would be one thing, but
41:27at a certain point, I was like, "Do you
41:30want a doctor's note? [laughter]
41:32>> Leave me alone.
41:33>> You should have supplied her with one,
41:35>> I guess." So,
41:36>> so it was her careless package, not a
41:39care package. [laughter]
41:41and her constant grilling you about
41:43being sick that made you not want to
41:44call her again.
41:45>> Oh,
41:46>> well, I just Yeah, I got a I got a kind
41:48of possessive sense about her and I'm
41:52not into that.
41:53>> You know, I don't get that sense about
41:54her at all and she's actually on the
41:55other line listening and wants to talk
41:56to you. So, we could ask her if she's
41:58possessive like that.
41:59>> Wait, she's been listening to this whole
42:00thing?
42:01>> Yeah. Andrea,
42:03>> hi. How are you doing?
42:06>> Oh my god. I I'm I'm so sorry. Uh, I
42:10didn't know you were listening at all.
42:11Um,
42:12>> yeah, I did hear everything, Mike. And
42:14it's really interesting to hear your
42:16take on how things happened.
42:18>> Um,
42:19>> well, I just, you should know that's how
42:21I felt at the time, and I I was called
42:25by a radio show, which apparently you
42:27sent an email to, which doesn't help my
42:30general feeling about the whole thing.
42:32[laughter]
42:33>> It's a good point. I mean, I was just
42:36really confused because it seemed like,
42:38you know, uh I thought I had, you know,
42:41reached out and did a really nice thing
42:43for you, but apparently it didn't quite
42:46come off as kindly as it was intended.
42:49Well, your intentions weren't very clear
42:52to me, you know, and if you do this in
42:55the future, maybe put a little more
42:57thought into that so it won't seem like
43:00you just showed up with a bag in order
43:02to get into the door and find out some
43:03information. Cuz that's what it felt
43:05like.
43:05>> Oh wow.
43:07>> I mean, when you've been lied to once,
43:09sometimes you just want to see how many
43:11liars are out there.
43:13>> Okay, so you were testing me, so I was
43:15right.
43:16>> [laughter]
43:17>> I JUST WANTED TO SEE if you were all
43:20right and make sure you know there
43:22wasn't any red flags, you know,
43:24immediately up front. I mean, if you
43:25liked me and we haven't even got on our
43:27first date.
43:28>> Yeah, we haven't on our first date. So,
43:30probably best not to take the time when
43:33I'm sick to grill me [laughter] and find
43:36out whether I've killed anybody.
43:39>> But Mike, I mean, you've got to listen
43:40to her explanation right now because it
43:42does kind of make sense. Yeah, makes
43:44sense to a paranoid person. [laughter]
43:49>> She's been burned a bunch. Mike, give
43:51her like a little bit of a break. I
43:53mean, you're the jerk that's complaining
43:55about the quality of care packages over
43:56here.
43:57>> She brought me canned soup. I could go
44:00get canned soup from the store. That's
44:02not care. [laughter]
44:04>> I didn't know if you were lying. I mean,
44:06if you're a liar, like, you only get
44:08canned soup. Like I'm not going to pull
44:09out like my mom's homemade recipe.
44:12[laughter] Like that takes 4 hours to
44:15make it
44:16>> for for a little liar.
44:18>> I just didn't get a good first
44:20impression. So if I got to stick around
44:22for the good soup, I don't know if
44:24that's worth it to me. [laughter]
44:25>> Well, let's see if it's worth it. Mike,
44:27would you like to go out on a second
44:28date with Andrea? We will pay for it.
44:30We'll we'll buy the ingredients for the
44:31soup that she can make.
44:33>> I can confidently say no.
44:35>> Really?
44:36>> Yeah. This is already way too nuts for
44:39me.
44:39>> Okay. Okay. Well, knowing that then I
44:43suppose would also like to not go out
44:47because apparently
44:49>> No, Andrew, [laughter] you can't do
44:50that. You can't go back and say no. I'm
44:51saying no.
44:52>> Yeah.
44:52>> Yes, I can. I am saying no right now.
44:56>> Wow. [laughter] Okay, Mike, you hear
44:58that? You could have had a date, but now
44:59you don't get one cuz Andrea decided no.
45:03>> That's fine. That's just fine with
45:05[laughter] me. Oh man.
45:07>> Did you hear me, Mike? I said no.
45:10>> Yes, I heard you.
45:12>> All [laughter] right,
45:13>> she's clear.
45:14>> Sorry you couldn't get you guys to go
45:15out again, but at least you both agree
45:17that Andrea said no.
45:20>> Broken Jupal in the morning.
45:22>> Text in at 78592 says, "That guy's a
45:24pretentious douche with like a lot of
45:27O's in the douche." Talking about
45:29today's second date update. If you
45:31missed it, Andrea wanted to call this
45:32dude named Mike. He got sick when they
45:35were supposed to go on their date. So,
45:36she put him to the test and was like,
45:37"Well, I'll bring you a care package."
45:39And he accepted cuz he was actually
45:40sick.
45:41>> She really wanted to see if he was lying
45:43to her and he wasn't. He was sick. But
45:45the reason that he wasn't calling her
45:46back was because he didn't like the care
45:48package that she brought over because it
45:50contained regular average canned soup
45:53and some candy that wasn't even like
45:56special candy.
45:58>> She didn't make her [laughter] own
45:59candy.
46:00>> Ridiculous. So, he wasn't into her
46:03because of that. And then she got upset
46:04and at the end turned it around on him.
46:06We asked if they wanted to go on a
46:07second date up a second date like we
46:08always do and he said no. But then she
46:10said no. You don't get to say no. I'm
46:12saying no.
46:13>> Well, I really think if we back it up,
46:15this really wouldn't have worked out
46:16anyway because first date and she's
46:19already like a private detective
46:21thinking he's like lying about being
46:23sick.
46:24>> And that was his point, too. He could
46:25tell that she was testing him to see if
46:27he was actually sick. So, he wasn't into
46:28it. But she says no.
46:30>> And that's all that's the MOST IMPORTANT
46:32PART.
46:32>> OH, YEAH. YEAH. Can't fire me. I quit.
46:34[laughter]
46:35>> Exactly.
46:36>> Remember, if you want to do a second
46:38date update, all you have to do is email
46:39the show and we will call the person
46:40[laughter] who didn't call you back.
46:42Moving 92.5
46:43>> Brook and Jewel in the mornings.
46:45spring.
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47:50>> Moving 92.5.
47:53>> Brook and Jubil. Second date update.
47:56>> I've always said dating is a lot like
47:58volleyball.
47:59>> You have?
48:01>> I've never heard that at all.
48:02>> You know, got a bump,
48:04>> what
48:04>> set
48:05>> and then spike, right?
48:08>> I don't get it. [laughter]
48:10>> And if anybody knows about dating in
48:12volleyball, it's Joanna who's on the
48:13phone for a second date update right
48:15now. Right, Joanna?
48:17>> Yeah, [music] I am here.
48:18>> I'm hoping it's because you actually
48:20play volleyball.
48:21>> Yes. [laughter]
48:22>> Yeah. Okay.
48:22>> She knows a thing or two about bump
48:24setting and spiking. Am I right?
48:27>> You are right. [laughter]
48:28>> Uh, your email said you met the dude you
48:30want to call today playing volleyball.
48:33>> I did. Yes. Um, we're on a wreck league
48:35together.
48:36>> He's your teammate, huh?
48:38>> No, no, no. Actually, he's on the
48:39opposite team.
48:40>> Oh, an enemy rival.
48:42>> Does he French braid his hair, too, and
48:44put ribbons in it and then do lots of
48:45chance in the middle of the court?
48:47[laughter]
48:47>> No, he doesn't.
48:49>> What's his name?
48:50>> Brandon.
48:51>> Brandon. Okay. And were you trying to
48:53sleep with Brandon in order to get the
48:54plays from the other team? [laughter]
48:56>> Playbook.
48:58>> Uh, no. I was not
49:00>> cuz that's what I would be doing. All
49:02right.
49:02>> You play in some serious wreck leagues.
49:05Yeah. I mean, that is competitive.
49:06>> I've had to do a lot of bad things, but
49:08our record was pretty good. So,
49:10>> okay. [laughter]
49:12>> Worth it.
49:13>> How' you end up scoring a date with
49:14Brandon if he's not on the same team as
49:16you?
49:16>> Well, let me preface this by saying
49:18there's no ref in our wreck league.
49:20>> Okay. There was a questionable call
49:23>> and it happened to be near me. So, I
49:26said it was out
49:27>> and immediately the opposing team like
49:30went after me. Everyone was like yelling
49:32and it got pretty heated
49:34>> dude. And seriously, wreck leagues get
49:36so intense.
49:37>> Oh, they do.
49:37>> I mean, it's ridiculous. It's almost as
49:39if they think that they're in the
49:40Olympics.
49:41>> Yeah. Well, the teams were pretty chippy
49:43all night.
49:44>> Okay, so you guys were heated.
49:46>> Yes, definitely heated. Well, that would
49:48make somebody get hot and bothered. Am
49:50[laughter] I right?
49:52>> A little anger.
49:53>> No, not exactly how it happens. Um, but
49:56Brandon was part of He was in on it,
49:59too. He was also yelling at me.
50:00>> Oh my gosh. He was yelling at you.
50:03>> Yeah. I mean, the whole team was mad at
50:05me because I said the ball was out and
50:07they thought the ball was in, but it was
50:09clearly out. I was right there.
50:11>> So, wait, how did that lead to a date?
50:14Well, somebody on the opposing team,
50:16because it got so heated, somebody
50:18called me a derogatory word.
50:21>> Oh.
50:21>> Oh, wow.
50:22>> Not appropriate.
50:24>> So, Brandon actually turned on his
50:26teammate and started arguing with him
50:28because the word was definitely over the
50:31line.
50:32>> Yeah.
50:33>> So, he was your night in shining armor.
50:35>> Well, it felt like that because the
50:38fight got so out of hand, Brandon
50:40punched the dude. [laughter]
50:41>> Wow. He punched his own teammate. I like
50:44how he's yelling at you and then one of
50:45his friends pipes up and crosses. He's
50:47like, "Wait a second."
50:49>> And so he actually punched his own
50:50teammate.
50:51>> Yes.
50:52>> Wow.
50:52>> Dude, and I felt like he was kind of
50:54standing up for me. Do you know what I
50:55mean?
50:56>> Yeah. But the whole thing escalated, it
50:58sounds like really quickly. Like, were
51:00you freaked out or were you like, "Oh,
51:02Dreamboat." The whole like arguing
51:04between the teams didn't really bother
51:06me, but once Brandon punched the guy, I
51:10was like, you know, basically I've got
51:12to get out of here. [laughter]
51:14>> Yeah, it just got real.
51:15>> Yeah, it got pretty crazy. And basically
51:17at that point, I just had to leave.
51:18>> Okay. So, how did you end up going out
51:20with Brandon, though?
51:22>> So, I see Brandon in the parking lot and
51:24he confesses to me that he got kicked
51:27out of the league because he did that.
51:29Because he punched the guy
51:30>> for you. Oh,
51:32>> he got kicked out
51:33>> of a co-ed
51:35>> wreck league volleyball for you.
51:38>> These things are so crazy. I mean, he
51:40probably ruined friendships, too.
51:43>> Yeah. And if you know anything about
51:44these kind of leagues, like it's
51:46devastating if you're kicked off the
51:47team.
51:48>> I know. That shows how destined you two
51:51are to be together. It's amazing and a
51:53beautiful story.
51:54>> That's what I would say.
51:56>> Okay. So, what in his tears in the
51:58parking lot, he asked you out? No,
52:00actually I gave him my number and I was
52:03I said, you know, like we should get
52:05some coffee sometime. And he said,
52:06"Yeah, sure."
52:07>> Okay. And did you actually get coffee?
52:09>> Yes, we did. We had coffee. And um
52:12>> Did anybody get punched in the face on
52:13this occasion? [laughter]
52:16>> No, no punching.
52:17>> Okay.
52:18>> But he was still like a little bit down,
52:20you know, from being kicked out.
52:22>> What did he say about the punching
52:23incident? He just felt bad about it and
52:26he he kind of regretted it because he
52:28didn't want to be kicked off the team.
52:30But the guy definitely shouldn't have
52:31said the word to me. So he kind of felt
52:34good about, you know, taking matters
52:36into his own hands and literally
52:39[laughter] and standing up for me.
52:40>> Okay.
52:41>> Okay. So, how did coffee go then?
52:43>> I think that it went really well. I
52:45mean, I was cracking jokes and stuff and
52:47Brandon's a really nice guy. He's really
52:50great and I definitely was very
52:54attracted to him.
52:57>> Okay.
52:57>> Um and I didn't get the feeling that he
52:59punches people on a regular basis.
53:02>> That's good.
53:03>> Another positive about Brandon.
53:05>> Yeah.
53:06>> So, how did everything end then?
53:07>> Well, I said, you know, we should do
53:09this again and he said, "Yeah." So, I
53:13was texting him and he basically hasn't
53:15text me back and it's been a week now.
53:18Okay. Like nothing.
53:19>> Nothing. No response at all. And I've
53:21texted him, you know, several times.
53:23>> And why do you think he's not calling
53:25you back if you thought everything went
53:26so great?
53:26>> I couldn't think of anything except for
53:29he might think that I'm high
53:30maintenance.
53:32>> Why? What did you do?
53:34>> Well, I sent my coffee back two times
53:38because it wasn't right.
53:40>> But I mean, [laughter] but I like my
53:42coffee and it wasn't right, so I sent it
53:45back.
53:45>> It does sound kind of high maintenance.
53:47It wasn't right.
53:47>> I mean, I guess it depends why you're
53:48sending it back. Were you sending it
53:49back because it wasn't exactly 184
53:52degrees?
53:52>> No, I was sending it back because it
53:54wasn't made properly. And that's just if
53:56I order a coffee a certain way, then it
53:58should be made a certain way. You know,
54:01>> not getting a high maintenance vibe from
54:02you at all. [laughter]
54:04>> If you like coffee, you know how you
54:06want things. You know what it should
54:07taste like, what it should look like.
54:09And so, if it's not like that, I'm you
54:11know, you send it back.
54:13>> Okay.
54:13>> Okay. Well, maybe that did it. We'll
54:15find out. We'll play a song. come back
54:17and then call him and get your second
54:18date update. Okay.
54:19>> Okay.
54:19>> All right. Hang on.
54:21>> Moving 92.5.
54:23>> Brooke and Jubel in the mornings. Second
54:26date update.
54:27>> Hey Joanna, I never asked you this. Did
54:28you guys kiss at the end of your first
54:30date?
54:31>> No, we didn't. But there was definitely
54:34a lot of chemistry.
54:35>> Okay. Did you try to beat anybody up?
54:36>> What?
54:37>> Cuz it also seems like something you
54:38guys like. [laughter]
54:40>> Well, if you're asking me if we walk the
54:41streets and just beat random people up.
54:44No. [laughter]
54:45>> Okay. Yeah. I just figured it's
54:46something you might be into. If you're
54:48just tuning in for today's second day
54:50update, Joanna is on the phone and she
54:52wants us to call a guy named Brandon.
54:53They met at a co-ed volleyball league
54:56when there was an argument that broke
54:58out between her team and his team. His
55:01team was mad at her because she was
55:03saying that a ball was out when they
55:05thought it was in. And then one of
55:06Brandon's teammates, the dude we're
55:08about to call, got upset and called her
55:10a name. And then Brandon punched that
55:11guy in the face and stood up for her on
55:13her. And then they went and got coffee.
55:15She thought everything went great, but
55:16now she's not getting a call back.
55:18>> I think this one is such a hard one to
55:19judge cuz a coffee date, you can't tell
55:21a whole lot if someone's really into you
55:24because you guys are sober and it's
55:25during the day. Like a kiss at the end
55:27of it would be insane to me.
55:28>> I totally agree. I think it would have
55:30been a bit inappropriate just to have
55:32coffee and then make out or something in
55:34a car.
55:34>> Oh, right.
55:35>> Weird. I don't know what kind of coffee
55:36dates you guys go on, but
55:37>> yeah, [laughter] apparently yours are a
55:38lot better.
55:39>> Yeah, mine are pretty exciting.
55:40>> Wow. All right, I'm going to give him a
55:42call right now and see if we can find
55:43out why he's not getting back to you.
55:45Okay,
55:46>> great. Thank you.
55:46>> Okay, here we go.
55:54>> Hello.
55:55>> Hi. Is this Brandon?
55:57>> Yep, it is.
55:58>> Hey, Brandon. How are you? This is Jubel
56:00from Brook and Jubel in the morning.
56:03>> Hi. Um,
56:05>> hi. How's it going today, Brandon?
56:08>> Uh, it's fine. Uh, can I What's this
56:12about?
56:13>> Well, I'm calling you today because we
56:15got an email about you from somebody who
56:17listens to our show.
56:19>> Okay. Um, why?
56:22>> Well, question because we hear you're
56:25pretty good with a left cross.
56:27[laughter]
56:28>> What's going on here? Uh, I don't know
56:30what you're talking about.
56:31>> Or was it an uppercut, not a left cross?
56:32I don't know. I don't know what kind of
56:33punch you threw, but
56:35>> I do know that you threw a pretty good
56:36punch.
56:37>> I'm just really confused right now. Can
56:39Can you just tell me why you're calling
56:40me in the first place?
56:41>> Oh, sure. Why didn't you ask before? Um,
56:43I'm calling because we do a segment on
56:45our show called the second date update.
56:47That's where if you go out on a date
56:48with somebody and they like you a lot,
56:50but you don't call them back, they email
56:52us to get you on the phone and ask what
56:54happened. So, you recently went to get
56:57coffee with a girl named Joanna.
57:02>> Oh. And that's why I asked about the
57:03punching because she told us the story
57:05of how she met you and you punched one
57:07of your teammates on the volleyball team
57:08because he called her a name and then
57:10you went to go get coffee.
57:12>> Yeah. Um Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that I mean
57:15the punching [clears throat]
57:16thing makes sense. Um so Twitch, she
57:19emailed you about that.
57:21>> Yeah, because she says that she thought
57:23you guys had a lot of chemistry when you
57:25were having coffee, but now you won't
57:27plan another date with her. Uh,
57:30>> oh my god, that's too heavy size,
57:32Brandon.
57:33>> So, can you tell us why you don't want
57:34to go out with her again?
57:36>> Well, um, I don't know. I I I just I
57:40feel I'm better off single and it's
57:42pretty much it.
57:43>> Did she come off as like too what was
57:46her words? She thought maybe she looked
57:47high maintenance when she sent her
57:49coffee back a couple times.
57:50>> Yeah.
57:51>> Well, I I don't want to hurt her
57:54feelings, you know. I wish her the best
57:55and all that, but she was just pretty
57:57forward on the date and then that's
58:00putting in nicely.
58:01>> She was forward as in like the things
58:04that she said to you or
58:06>> she was blunt
58:07>> or she she walked forward and you like
58:08people who walk backward. [laughter]
58:11>> I highly doubt it's that one.
58:12>> That's a thing. I think it's not a
58:14thing.
58:15>> No, she she was just really intense with
58:18the things she was saying. Like in the
58:20first five minutes, she kind of rubbed
58:22me the wrong way. What' she say?
58:25>> Really?
58:25>> Would she get into politics or religion
58:27or something?
58:28>> No, it wasn't stuff like that. It was
58:30just like stuff about me. Like she just
58:34kept saying weird things to me.
58:36>> Can you give us an example?
58:38>> Yeah. Well, just stuff about how I
58:41looked, you know? She she just was like
58:43commenting on my clothes. She didn't
58:46like my hair. She just was like, "Oh, I
58:48can tell why you're single." Yeah. Yeah.
58:51I can tell you're single. What?
58:53>> Maybe she you got a NICER HAIRCUT.
58:56>> WHAT? She was insulting your haircut.
59:00>> Jeez, man.
59:01>> Oh, my haircut, my my pants, my my
59:04shoes. Like, uh, like always like that.
59:07Like, oh, I can tell you're single. You
59:09need you need a good woman. You need a
59:11good woman to tell you how to look good.
59:14[laughter]
59:14>> Oh,
59:14>> you need a lady to teach you how to
59:16dress.
59:17>> That's so weird.
59:19>> I don't know. It just really rubbed me
59:20the wrong way. It was like, "You're
59:22you're a slob, but you know, you're a
59:24cute slob. I find you're cute, but
59:25you're a slob."
59:26>> It's just strange because when we talked
59:28to her, all she talked about was how
59:30attracted she was to you.
59:31>> That's not how I remember it. Like maybe
59:34she just sees me as some kind of I don't
59:37know, a project.
59:39>> Oh, like a like a Barbie doll. And she
59:42can dress you up, do your hair any way
59:43she wants.
59:44>> Well, like a like a Ken doll, I guess.
59:46But [laughter]
59:47>> yeah, I guess you're right.
59:48>> Oh, that would make me mad. Yeah, you
59:50know, she was critiquing me the whole
59:52time on everything.
59:53>> Okay, [laughter]
59:54>> all right. Well, that makes sense. I
59:56wonder if she's got any more critiques,
59:57though, because she is on the other line
59:58listening and wants to talk to you.
1:00:00>> Hi, Brandon.
1:00:01>> Oh my god. [laughter]
1:00:04>> Really?
1:00:04>> Yeah, that's Joanna right there.
1:00:07>> Oh my god, [laughter]
1:00:09>> dude. Joanna, you're coming in hot.
1:00:10Don't you want to apologize?
1:00:12>> No, I don't want to apologize.
1:00:14Everything I said was true. I mean, his
1:00:16dues, I mean, were ridiculous. They
1:00:18didn't go with his outfit and they were
1:00:20really dirty. Like he needed to throw
1:00:22them in the washer or just clean them.
1:00:24But I was still very attracted to him.
1:00:26He just needed like a little touchup or
1:00:28help or something, you know? [laughter]
1:00:31>> What? Like what were you attracted to?
1:00:33You didn't say one single thing
1:00:35[laughter] about you.
1:00:36>> That is a valid question.
1:00:38>> Well, I think that your facial structure
1:00:41has promise.
1:00:42>> Oh, nice. [laughter]
1:00:44>> What does that What? I thought you were
1:00:47really cute. Just like a little lost boy
1:00:50that needed maybe a little help and then
1:00:52you'd be like you'd be super hot.
1:00:56[laughter]
1:00:56>> Wow. Yeah. Thanks. That's really sweet
1:00:59of you.
1:01:00>> You're welcome.
1:01:01>> Oh my god. He's being sarcastic.
1:01:03>> Yeah,
1:01:04>> you're being awful. Why would you like
1:01:06Don't go out with somebody if you want
1:01:07to change everything about them.
1:01:09>> I'm not going after him. I mean, what I
1:01:11say is true. I mean, I don't want to
1:01:13beat around the bush. I'm honest. No,
1:01:16it's true to you. There's a difference,
1:01:18right? So, you think he needs those
1:01:20things. He obviously doesn't.
1:01:21>> No, honestly, if you guys were there,
1:01:23you would see that he is cute, but maybe
1:01:26on the verge of something better. Like,
1:01:28he clearly hasn't had a woman in his
1:01:30life for a long time.
1:01:32>> And if he just had a woman in his life,
1:01:34he could be better.
1:01:35>> Brandon, are you hearing this?
1:01:37>> Yeah. No, I I did hear it. And I heard
1:01:39it for like 45 minutes at a coffee shop.
1:01:42And yeah, and I really appreciate you
1:01:43guys calling me to make me relive this
1:01:45thing. [laughter]
1:01:46>> No problem. Our pleasure.
1:01:48>> I don't see what the problem is. I think
1:01:49that you guys should be thanking me for
1:01:51this because people are not honest
1:01:53anymore. Everyone's like passive
1:01:55aggressive. And personally, I think that
1:01:57he should thank me for, you know, being
1:01:59honest and forthright with him.
1:02:01>> Dude, [laughter] he wasn't even asking
1:02:02you for help. There's a difference
1:02:04between honesty and just being a plain
1:02:06>> Yeah,
1:02:06>> I am not an You know what? I
1:02:08think the in life are the
1:02:10people who don't say anything. the
1:02:11passive aggressive people who stay in
1:02:14the corner and won't tell anyone the
1:02:15truth.
1:02:16>> Listen, I could have told you the same
1:02:17thing, right? I could have been like,
1:02:19because I know why you're single. It's
1:02:21very clear to me why you're sing
1:02:22[laughter]
1:02:23to everyone else, but I don't go out and
1:02:25say it. Okay. [laughter]
1:02:27>> And why do you think I'm single? Because
1:02:29you're not brave enough to say it.
1:02:32>> Why? Well, I think it was a rhetorical
1:02:34question, right? [laughter]
1:02:36>> You're scared. You're a coward. Just say
1:02:38it. Why am I single? Uh oh.
1:02:41>> You'd like me to tell you, well, you
1:02:43know what? I'm not going to give you
1:02:44that satisfaction. How about that?
1:02:46>> OH,
1:02:47PLEASE. You're just another one of those
1:02:49sheeple. I mean, really,
1:02:51>> you you know, you'd make a great
1:02:52dominatrix. I think that uh [laughter]
1:02:55>> he does bring up a very good point.
1:02:57>> If that's what you're looking for,
1:02:58Brandon, would you like to go on a
1:03:00second date with Joanna? We will pay for
1:03:02it and she can punish you. [laughter]
1:03:04>> Oh my god, no.
1:03:09Brandon, listen. You can't handle an
1:03:11intense, forward, confident woman. And
1:03:15you know what? I understand why you were
1:03:16single because you don't have the B to
1:03:19listen to someone who's telling you the
1:03:21truth. You know what? You should stay
1:03:22single and you don't deserve SOMEONE
1:03:23LIKE ME.
1:03:24>> WHOA.
1:03:26>> YEAH. I DON'T THINK HE deserves someone
1:03:27like you. I think that that's absolutely
1:03:29true. He's a [laughter] good person.
1:03:31>> Shut up,
1:03:34>> ALL RIGHT.
1:03:35>> I kind of [laughter] like that for some
1:03:36reason. Well, sorry Joanna, you didn't
1:03:40get a second date with [laughter]
1:03:41Brandon, but it sounds like at this
1:03:42point you don't want one.
1:03:44>> No, I don't want to go on another date.
1:03:46And obviously coming on with you guys
1:03:48was a huge mistake.
1:03:50>> Well, I agree. For a lot of people
1:03:51that's the case. [laughter]
1:03:54>> And I got to tell you, Joanna, something
1:03:55about you is really turning me on right
1:03:57now. I don't know what it is.
1:03:58>> You are so twisted, dude. Oh, no, no,
1:04:01no. Please. I've seen your picture. No,
1:04:03you couldn't handle ME ANYWAY.
1:04:05[screaming]
1:04:05>> THAT'S THAT'S TRUE. And that's
1:04:06[laughter] why I think I love you.
1:04:09Broken jubil in the morning.
1:04:57Moving 92.5
1:05:00and Jubile's second date update.
1:05:04>> Today's second date update involves a
1:05:06group pickup. A group of guys picked up
1:05:08on a group of girls.
1:05:10>> Okay.
1:05:11>> And now none of them are getting a call
1:05:12back. And they're all on the line right
1:05:14now. All eight of them. We can't do it
1:05:17on the phone. They're all punched up.
1:05:18We're going to talk to the whole group.
1:05:20Actually, it's just Jake who was in that
1:05:23group that picked up [laughter] a bunch
1:05:25of girls and he's not getting a call
1:05:27back from the girl that he liked. What's
1:05:28up, Jake? How are you?
1:05:29>> Hey, how you doing?
1:05:30>> Good. Are you the only one out of this
1:05:32group pickup not getting a call back by
1:05:34the way?
1:05:35>> I guess I think I was also the only one
1:05:36to hook up, but I don't know. I could be
1:05:38wrong about that.
1:05:39>> Oh, look. I liked how you threw in a
1:05:40humble brag there. That was real cute,
1:05:42Jake. [laughter]
1:05:44>> So, tell us about your second date
1:05:46update. Who do you want to call today? I
1:05:48want to call Carara.
1:05:49>> Okay.
1:05:50>> And how did you meet Cara?
1:05:52>> So, it was my birthday and we uh went
1:05:55bar hopping a group of my buddies and we
1:05:58saw this cute group of girls
1:06:00>> and so we uh send them over around
1:06:02drinks. They accepted and um went over
1:06:06there and just, you know, started
1:06:07hanging out and chatting and talking to
1:06:10them all. And uh
1:06:10>> Did you charge them for the drinks?
1:06:12>> Uh we did. Yeah, we did actually.
1:06:14>> Good. Okay. [laughter] Just making sure.
1:06:16Before you guys went over to the table
1:06:18of the group of girls, did you have a
1:06:19discussion about who was going to pair
1:06:21up with which woman?
1:06:23>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, we definitely we
1:06:24definitely worked that out before him.
1:06:26Yeah. And fortunately, uh my last buddy,
1:06:28he he got stuck with um Yeah, there's
1:06:30always one. And he [laughter] Yeah, he's
1:06:33the one in our group, too.
1:06:34>> Yeah. Fall on the grenade. Huh.
1:06:36>> Yeah.
1:06:37>> Yeah. All right. [laughter]
1:06:38So, you got Carara. Tell us about Cara.
1:06:41Cara, I mean, she's got these beautiful
1:06:44blue eyes and uh
1:06:45>> sound like you're going to say something
1:06:46else.
1:06:47>> Well, blue eyes, [laughter]
1:06:50>> you know, it's her eyes. Yeah,
1:06:53>> that's actually really nice. That's a
1:06:54nice compliment.
1:06:55>> Yeah. And she just like really quick to
1:06:57laugh and I I love that. I thought that
1:06:59was that was very charming.
1:07:01>> So, you guys seemed to click immediately
1:07:03when you started chatting with her?
1:07:04>> I thought so. Yeah, definitely.
1:07:06>> What kind of signs was she giving you
1:07:07that she was into you? I think I've read
1:07:09like they say the laughing maybe that's
1:07:11what like you know someone like laughs
1:07:12at your jokes and they're stupid and
1:07:14mine usually are. So, but then when we
1:07:17went to go play beer pong and it was
1:07:19going pretty good but then I shot the
1:07:21ball and it took this ricochet and it
1:07:24hit her right in the face. [laughter]
1:07:27>> Yeah. Right in in those beautiful the
1:07:29left one I think it was. [laughter]
1:07:31>> I love your eyes. I want to just swell
1:07:33one up real quick.
1:07:36Does she seem upset by that or was it
1:07:37just a funny moment?
1:07:38>> You know, we ended up laughing about it.
1:07:40So, I think it actually was kind of a
1:07:42bonding moment, I guess. Um, so I
1:07:45invited basically everyone back over to
1:07:47my place. I think just about everyone
1:07:49came and we were hanging and uh she
1:07:52ended up uh spending the night.
1:07:55>> Nice.
1:07:56>> Yeah. Yeah.
1:07:57>> Ping pong ball to the face always gets
1:07:58the job done. [laughter]
1:08:00>> I get that's the move.
1:08:02>> Okay. So, how was everything the next
1:08:04morning? Well, the next morning she was
1:08:07getting dressed and she couldn't find
1:08:09her bra.
1:08:10>> Oh,
1:08:11>> you hit it, didn't you?
1:08:12>> Well, that's my other move. [laughter]
1:08:15>> No, but well, we spent like a good part
1:08:17of the morning looking around trying to
1:08:18find it. Looked all over my room, like
1:08:20even the living room, and we never could
1:08:22find it. But I was like, "Hey, you know,
1:08:24maybe you still want to grab some
1:08:25breakfast or something?" She was like,
1:08:27"I I got to go. I got to get to work."
1:08:30And she left. So, it was a little weird.
1:08:33Um, but I ended up finding the bra a
1:08:35little later that day
1:08:37>> and I called her, left her a message and
1:08:39uh sent her a text. Got your bra. Uh,
1:08:42[laughter]
1:08:43>> you know, love to see you.
1:08:44>> Did you send her a picture of you
1:08:46wearing the bra?
1:08:47>> Uh, you know, that was going to be my
1:08:49next uh No, I
1:08:51>> Yeah,
1:08:52>> but anyway, I So, I haven't have not
1:08:54heard from her since.
1:08:56>> So, she hasn't said anything back to you
1:08:57at all?
1:08:58>> Nothing. Yeah. You And it's a nice broad
1:09:00>> Yeah. Yeah,
1:09:00>> that surprises me cuz normally that's
1:09:02the move. Like a girl will leave
1:09:04something at your house so that you're
1:09:05forced to see her again. That's called
1:09:07the old leave behind.
1:09:09>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:09:10>> Well, sometimes girls just accidentally
1:09:12leave something behind and have to give
1:09:13it up because they don't want to see you
1:09:15again.
1:09:15>> I mean, that's expensive purchase, you
1:09:18know. She must really not want to talk
1:09:19to you.
1:09:19>> Yeah, you messed up.
1:09:20>> I hope not. I thought we were having a
1:09:22great time. You know, I thought we had a
1:09:23great time.
1:09:24>> Is there any reason why you think she
1:09:26doesn't want to call you back
1:09:27>> other than the the ping pong balls? I I
1:09:31know. I [laughter] I thought it was I
1:09:32thought it was pretty it was a pretty
1:09:34great night.
1:09:34>> She was just stewing on that all night.
1:09:36You guys hooked up and everything and
1:09:38next morning just like I can't get over
1:09:39the ping pong ball thing. I'm sorry.
1:09:41[laughter]
1:09:42>> Did she give you any indication that she
1:09:44wanted something more than just a
1:09:45hookup? Because maybe that's all she was
1:09:47looking for.
1:09:48>> I don't think so. No. I mean, we were
1:09:50just hanging out for one night, you
1:09:51know? We didn't really get anything
1:09:53serious or we just getting to know each
1:09:55other kind of talking, you know.
1:09:57>> Okay. Okay. Well, we'll play a song,
1:09:58come back, call her, and get your second
1:10:00date update. Or at least get her bra
1:10:01back.
1:10:02>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. I really
1:10:03appreciate it.
1:10:04>> Hang on.
1:10:04>> Moving 92.5.
1:10:07>> Brooke and Jubel in the morning. Second
1:10:10date update.
1:10:11>> Regardless of what happens in today's
1:10:13second date update, it is a success in
1:10:15my book.
1:10:16>> Why is that?
1:10:17>> Cuz Jake is on the phone and no matter
1:10:19what happens, Jake at least has himself
1:10:22a brand new bra. I can picture him
1:10:25[laughter]
1:10:26>> in his apartment just strutting around
1:10:28looking in the mirror at that fabulous
1:10:30new item that he has
1:10:32>> getting ready to go out for a night with
1:10:34the boys with his brand new Vicki secret
1:10:37bra on [laughter]
1:10:39>> looking like a million bucks. Jake, are
1:10:41you sure you want to do this second date
1:10:42update? Man, I would keep the bra if I
1:10:44were you. [laughter]
1:10:45>> It is a nice bra, but you know
1:10:47>> it is amazing what some sexy
1:10:48undergarments will do for your
1:10:50self-confidence when out on the town. I
1:10:52feel 75% more confident.
1:10:54>> Yeah, sexy [laughter] bra. I'll do that.
1:10:56If you're just tuning in for the second
1:10:57date update, Jake is on the phone. He
1:10:59met a girl named Cara when they were out
1:11:01at the bar with a bunch of friends. They
1:11:03all kind of met up and hung out. He
1:11:04ended up hooking up with her and she
1:11:06left her bra at his place. He's been
1:11:09trying to call her to give the bra back
1:11:10and maybe get a second date, but she's
1:11:12ignored him, which is very rare because
1:11:14normally when a girl leaves a bra behind
1:11:15or something like that, it's in hopes
1:11:17that you'll call her. So, you have to
1:11:18see her again to meet up to at least
1:11:20give the bra back and maybe get another
1:11:21date out of it. All right, man. I'm
1:11:23going to dial the phone number right now
1:11:24and call her. Are you ready?
1:11:26>> Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
1:11:27>> And how are you going to feel if it
1:11:28turns out she just wanted to hook up?
1:11:30>> I I'd be very disappointed, actually. I
1:11:32mean, because I I thought we really had
1:11:33a there was a real spark there, you
1:11:35know? I thought there was a real
1:11:35connection.
1:11:36>> All right. Well, give her a call and see
1:11:38what happened. Okay.
1:11:39>> Okay.
1:11:49Hello.
1:11:50>> Hi. Is Cara there?
1:11:52>> Yeah, this is her.
1:11:53>> Hey, Cara. How are you? This is Jubel
1:11:55from Brook and Jubel in the morning.
1:11:57>> Uh, I'm good.
1:12:00Sorry. You mean like like the radio guy?
1:12:02>> Yes, that is exactly what I mean.
1:12:05>> What is going What's up? Why are you
1:12:07[laughter] What?
1:12:08>> Well, I'm calling you because somebody
1:12:10emailed the show about you.
1:12:12>> What? Yeah, it's a guy that you met
1:12:15recently named Jake.
1:12:17>> I don't I don't understand. Why is he
1:12:20calling you guys?
1:12:21>> Well, because you guys recently hung out
1:12:23and he's been trying to get a hold of
1:12:25you cuz he would love a second date, but
1:12:27you haven't been returning any of his
1:12:28phone calls or text messages. So, he
1:12:30asked if we could get you on the phone
1:12:31and find out if you don't like Jake.
1:12:34>> Oh, wow. Okay, this is awkward.
1:12:38[laughter]
1:12:39Do you like Jake?
1:12:41Um,
1:12:43I am not super interested in him. I'm
1:12:47sorry. [laughter]
1:12:49>> Is there a reason why?
1:12:50>> Yeah.
1:12:51>> Um,
1:12:53you know, he's very nice.
1:12:54[clears throat] I'm just just guess he's
1:12:56just not my type, I guess. Um,
1:12:58>> you're avoiding him big time, right?
1:13:02>> Did he tell you that? I'm confused. He
1:13:05he said that he has your bra and I just
1:13:08know that if I leave a bra at a guy's
1:13:10house and I don't go back for it, it
1:13:12means I really don't want to see him
1:13:13because that is a big loss.
1:13:15>> God.
1:13:16Okay.
1:13:17>> Yeah. He told us all about the night you
1:13:19guys hung out. He said you met at a bar,
1:13:21went back to his place, had some fun,
1:13:23[laughter]
1:13:23>> you woke up early, said you had to go to
1:13:25work, and then just walked out of his
1:13:27life and left your bra behind.
1:13:29>> Sounds like a romcom.
1:13:30>> He's been trying to get a hold of you,
1:13:31and he wants to know why you're not
1:13:33returning any of his phone calls.
1:13:35Um, oh god, this is so weird.
1:13:38[clears throat]
1:13:39>> I don't You don't need to feel bad about
1:13:40it. I mean, if you just needed to get
1:13:42yours one night, nobody's judging.
1:13:44>> Yeah,
1:13:45>> I've lost some nice jewelry in the same
1:13:47type of situations before. [laughter]
1:13:49>> No, I mean, I wasn't even I just like I
1:13:52mean, I wasn't even really that
1:13:53interested in him like that night.
1:13:56>> Wow, [laughter]
1:13:57you sure have an interesting way of
1:13:58showing it.
1:13:59>> Nice.
1:13:59>> The truth comes out. [laughter]
1:14:01>> What do you mean you weren't interested
1:14:02in him? Yeah,
1:14:03>> I just things sort of just like spiral
1:14:05out of control. Like one huh? Okay. Um,
1:14:09one of my girlfriends had a like a sing
1:14:11for one of his friends
1:14:13>> and she just kind of like begged me to
1:14:14be like a wingwoman for her and like to
1:14:17keep Jake entertained and I did,
1:14:19>> you know, basically so my friend could
1:14:21hook up with his friend. But then
1:14:23everyone's at Jake's place and he's like
1:14:25saying it's his birthday and I feel bad
1:14:27because it's like, do I give you a
1:14:29present? and just sort of like stuck
1:14:30around. [laughter] So,
1:14:33>> well, are you saying that you did it
1:14:35because it's his birthday?
1:14:38>> I'm saying that's probably one of the
1:14:40reasons that I did it, but I'm
1:14:41[laughter] not proud of it. And he
1:14:44again, he's super nice. He's so nice,
1:14:47but like just not
1:14:49>> just not my type. Not the kind of guy
1:14:50that I'm going to hang out with.
1:14:54>> He'll be happy to know that that was a
1:14:55very nice birthday present he got.
1:14:57[laughter]
1:14:58>> Yeah. And literally my friend kept like
1:15:00begging me like every every 15 minutes I
1:15:03was like I think I'm going to go and
1:15:04she's like please just stay a little bit
1:15:06longer. So I stayed longer.
1:15:08>> Yeah, you did. All right. Well, you are
1:15:09a very good wingwoman.
1:15:10>> I want to keep your friends.
1:15:13>> Yeah, I'm the best wingwoman ever.
1:15:16[laughter]
1:15:16>> I should also let you know that Jake is
1:15:18actually on the other line listening and
1:15:20wants to talk to you. [laughter]
1:15:22>> Shut up. He's not on the line.
1:15:23>> Yes, he is.
1:15:24>> Yeah. Yeah, I am on the line. Cara, I
1:15:26I'm I'm right here. You're on. I can't
1:15:29believe this.
1:15:31>> I mean, what am I? What was like was I
1:15:33think second, third, or like four? Like,
1:15:34was I was I your choice at all? Like,
1:15:36like I don't understand. I can't believe
1:15:37it.
1:15:38>> It's so not even about you. And this is
1:15:40super weird that you have me on the
1:15:42radio right now. [laughter]
1:15:44>> Well, I think it's kind of about me, you
1:15:45know. You know, I was there, too. You
1:15:47know, it was my birthday. I mean,
1:15:49[laughter]
1:15:51>> yeah, that's why I stayed with you. God,
1:15:54>> I mean, this is this is so crazy to me.
1:15:56I mean, you really you didn't want to be
1:15:58with me. You just did that for my
1:16:00[laughter] birthday.
1:16:01>> Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry. It's just like
1:16:03in real life, you're not my type. This
1:16:06just would never work. [laughter]
1:16:08>> What's your type then?
1:16:10>> I'm I guess like I'm more attracted to
1:16:14people like guys who are like have a lot
1:16:16of intelligence and um [laughter]
1:16:20>> Oh, car.
1:16:21>> I don't know if you meant that to sound
1:16:22the way it did, but that was bad.
1:16:24>> Yeah, that sounded really rude, Cara.
1:16:25No, we I mean we had a good
1:16:27conversation, but it was very surfacy,
1:16:30you know, like I just could tell that
1:16:32there wasn't very much behind it.
1:16:34[laughter]
1:16:34>> Well, we're in a bar. It was, you know,
1:16:37I mean, you want philosophy and stuff or
1:16:39I don't know, science or something. I
1:16:41mean, we're playing beer Paul, you know,
1:16:44we're not discussing, you know, politics
1:16:46or, you know, [laughter] the Middle
1:16:48East. It's we're just having fun.
1:16:50>> I don't know what to tell you. You're
1:16:52just not my type. I mean, you had a good
1:16:54birthday, so just be good with it, you
1:16:56know? [laughter]
1:16:57>> Be at peace with the fact that your
1:16:59birthday was a success.
1:17:00>> And by the way, I mean, actually, since
1:17:02I have you on the phone, if I could get
1:17:04my bra back, that would be awesome.
1:17:05[laughter]
1:17:06>> Hey, speaking of that, would you guys
1:17:07like to go on a second date? Cara, we'll
1:17:09pay for it. It' be a perfect opportunity
1:17:11for you to get your bra back. Will you
1:17:12go on a second date with Jake?
1:17:14>> Uh, I would rather not go on the date,
1:17:16but I would like to get my bra back if
1:17:18that is an option.
1:17:20>> [laughter]
1:17:20>> Is there a way for her to get the bra
1:17:22back without a date, Jake? I
1:17:24>> I mean, I I can leave it, I guess, in
1:17:28front of my house or I don't know.
1:17:29>> You can mail it, Jake. Mail is always a
1:17:31really good option when these type of
1:17:33situations arise.
1:17:35>> All right. I mean, it's Cara, you could
1:17:37text me your address later. I can send
1:17:39it to you. [laughter]
1:17:41>> Uh, I'll I'll text you my work address.
1:17:44>> Awesome.
1:17:46>> Thanks a lot, you guys. Cara, good luck
1:17:48getting your bra back.
1:17:50>> Thanks,
1:17:51>> Jake. I told you you should have kept
1:17:52the bra and just been happy with it.
1:17:54>> I I guess so. Yeah,
1:17:55>> maybe put your underwear in the package
1:17:57that you send to our work. That might
1:17:58help.
1:18:08>> Moving 92.5
1:18:12update.
1:18:12>> You know, [music] more and more young
1:18:14people are turning to us for help
1:18:15getting a second date. And that means
1:18:17we're seeing more and more unique names.
1:18:22>> That's a funny.
1:18:22>> Yeah, they're coming up right now.
1:18:24>> True, though.
1:18:24>> I don't know what happened like 20 years
1:18:26ago, whether it was like the Y2K bug or
1:18:29maybe a really bad Blink182 concert,
1:18:32[laughter]
1:18:33>> but suddenly at that point, parents
1:18:35decided to stop naming their kids like
1:18:37David and Michael and James. And the
1:18:39girls have no more Elizabeth, no more
1:18:41Lisa's or Christies.
1:18:43>> Yeah. Um,
1:18:43>> so now I'm not nearly as surprised
1:18:45whenever we get an email from a guy
1:18:46named Moonshine.
1:18:48>> What? That is not someone's name.
1:18:50>> Can't be a real name. It's his nickname
1:18:51>> or a girl named Jazz Tekka.
1:18:53>> Okay.
1:18:54>> Jazz Tekka. That's my girl.
1:18:56>> So this morning, I didn't even bat an
1:18:58eye when I opened up the email and I saw
1:19:00one from a dude named Tick.
1:19:02>> Oo, I like Tick.
1:19:04>> There's nothing positive from a tick.
1:19:06Even if you have a tick, it's not a
1:19:08positive thing.
1:19:08>> I don't know. Tic Tacs.
1:19:10>> Tick emailed us for help. [laughter] So,
1:19:13welcome to the show, Tick.
1:19:14>> Hey guys, what's going on?
1:19:16>> Is that Is that your full name or is
1:19:18that a nickname?
1:19:19>> It's short. My full name is actually
1:19:21Tickory.
1:19:22>> Tickory.
1:19:22>> Tickory.
1:19:24>> Tickory. Dickory dot. [laughter]
1:19:26>> My full name is actually Tik Tok.
1:19:28>> How does that How I mean,
1:19:30>> yeah, I've I mean, yeah, just been
1:19:32laughed at my whole life.
1:19:33>> Uh, but yeah, I mean, it probably stands
1:19:35out cuz it's not like every other name,
1:19:37so it probably does help me get some
1:19:39attention.
1:19:39>> All right. So, do you want me to refer
1:19:41to you by your full name, Tickery, or
1:19:43would you rather be called Tick?
1:19:44>> No. Um, all my friends call me Tick. All
1:19:46right.
1:19:47>> Okay. [laughter]
1:19:48What is the woman's name that we're
1:19:49calling because I'm hoping it's
1:19:50something good.
1:19:51>> Oh gosh.
1:19:53>> Uh, it's Rebecca.
1:19:55>> OH, NO.
1:19:57>> YEAH.
1:19:57>> And what's our last name like
1:19:59Habadasherie?
1:20:00>> Yeah. We don't approve.
1:20:02>> We don't. [laughter]
1:20:04>> How did you meet boring Becky? Mhm.
1:20:08>> Um we met actually she's a teller at my
1:20:11bank and I noticed her one day and just
1:20:14thought she was really cute and um so
1:20:16then I kind of started to go and try to
1:20:19work it out so I would get to her window
1:20:21so I would like change places in line
1:20:23with people so I could like get up and
1:20:25see her and [laughter] I try to look
1:20:27nice like oh you should go look in front
1:20:29of me you know.
1:20:29>> So you weren't wearing a ski mask with
1:20:31your hands in your pocket like being all
1:20:33sketchy in line. That would be a bad
1:20:35side of a bait.
1:20:36>> I Yeah, I hope not. I tried to make it
1:20:37look like it was like, "Oh, I just
1:20:39happened to come to your window."
1:20:42>> Every single time.
1:20:43>> That sneaky little tick.
1:20:44>> So weird.
1:20:45>> Saw something they liked. And then he
1:20:47latched on. [laughter]
1:20:48>> Yeah. So, you know, after a while, I you
1:20:51know, I think she started to notice like
1:20:52I would always be at her window and and
1:20:55so one day I was finally like, "Yeah,
1:20:57you know, I thought you were cute and I
1:20:59thought, you know, maybe we can have
1:21:00coffee sometime." And
1:21:02>> huge. Were you so nervous?
1:21:04>> Yeah, for sure. Cuz the other way that
1:21:06goes is like I'm the creeper that's been
1:21:08sneaking through the bank line.
1:21:10>> Well, and also [laughter]
1:21:11she has full access to your bank
1:21:13account, you know.
1:21:15>> That's true. That's true. That Yeah, I
1:21:17was very vulnerable. She knew exactly
1:21:20how much money I had.
1:21:21>> So, what' you guys do for a date?
1:21:23>> So, she was like, you know, I'm going be
1:21:25on a break right after this. Like, do
1:21:27you want to grab coffee? And so, I was
1:21:29like, yeah, sure. So, uh, I waited
1:21:31around and she had just like a quick
1:21:33break, like a 15-minute break where she
1:21:35got to step out and maybe a little
1:21:37awkward, but like kind of just talking,
1:21:39getting to know each other a little bit,
1:21:41but she had to go back to work and but
1:21:43she was like, "Yeah, no, this went well.
1:21:45You know, we should continue this
1:21:47another time." And so,
1:21:48>> that's good. It's like a pre-date. It's
1:21:50like a pre-date before the date.
1:21:51>> Totally. But, yeah, she was like, "Love
1:21:53to talk more." And so, you know, I asked
1:21:55her to have dinner a couple days later
1:21:57as a Friday night and she's like,
1:21:59"Great." And it was awesome. Like,
1:22:00>> you said you're saying you haven't even
1:22:02heard what he did. He just said that we
1:22:03got dinner and you were like, "Oh my
1:22:05god, what a what [laughter] a
1:22:06sweetheart. He ate dinner with you. What
1:22:09a guy."
1:22:09>> But the follow through that it actually
1:22:11happened is a big deal these days.
1:22:14>> The real date didn't mess up the
1:22:15pre-ate. That's the big deal.
1:22:16>> Yeah, for real. When you're sober and
1:22:18it's light out.
1:22:19>> So, how how did the dinner go?
1:22:21>> It was really good. like she was just
1:22:23she couldn't have been sweeter and like
1:22:25we talked about our jobs and like we had
1:22:28a great conversation and yeah, you know,
1:22:30and then kind of at the end of the date,
1:22:33you know, I was like, "Hey, you know,
1:22:34this was really good. We should go out
1:22:35again." And she wasn't as enthusiastic
1:22:38as she was like after the coffee maybe,
1:22:40but like she was still like, "Yeah, for
1:22:42sure. Let's go out again." Can you think
1:22:44of any time during the date where maybe
1:22:46the momentum changed at all since you
1:22:48said that maybe she wasn't as
1:22:50enthusiastic as she had been previously?
1:22:52>> I didn't notice it until I mean that
1:22:55moment. And so the only thing I could
1:22:57like think of is like when I got home I
1:22:59noticed that I had like a food stain on
1:23:01my shirt
1:23:03>> that I was like I don't know how long it
1:23:05was there. Like it wasn't huge.
1:23:07>> Was it a like old old stain or was it
1:23:09from a dinner stain?
1:23:10>> It wasn't from something I had. So, I
1:23:12mean I I it was probably from like ear,
1:23:15you know, I probably washed my shirt and
1:23:17it didn't come out and I just was so
1:23:18nervous getting dressed that I didn't
1:23:20notice it on there.
1:23:21>> Oh, I hate that.
1:23:22>> So, maybe she noticed it at the end and
1:23:24saw that and was like, "Oh, maybe this
1:23:27dude's like not all together." Like,
1:23:29>> if women turned down men for stains on
1:23:31their shirt, there would be no human
1:23:32population. [laughter]
1:23:35>> Have your finances taken a substantial
1:23:37hit over the last couple days that she
1:23:38may have noticed.
1:23:40No, but I went back to the bank to like
1:23:43just see if she was there and like I
1:23:45happened to be in line like ready to get
1:23:47up to her window. Like I just was the
1:23:49next person and like right before I
1:23:51walked up she put up like the closed
1:23:54window thing.
1:23:55>> Damn, that is cold.
1:23:56>> That's brutal.
1:23:57>> And I don't know. I don't know if she
1:23:59saw me. Like that's the only interaction
1:24:01I've had is like her putting up the
1:24:03closed window thing and that's it. So,
1:24:05yeah,
1:24:06>> that is an analogy for the dating
1:24:08rejection world
1:24:09>> and for my bank account.
1:24:10>> Yeah. [laughter]
1:24:12>> All right. Well, Tick, we're going to
1:24:15play a song. We'll come back. We'll call
1:24:17Rebecca for you and we'll try and get
1:24:18you your second date update. Okay.
1:24:20>> All right. Cool. Thank you, guys.
1:24:22>> All right. Hold on. All right. If you're
1:24:23just tuning in, we've got a guy on the
1:24:24phone named Tick who's a little bit
1:24:27anxious about getting a second date
1:24:29update today. You might even call him a
1:24:32nervous Tick.
1:24:33>> Okay.
1:24:35Oh yeah.
1:24:36>> Okay.
1:24:37>> Yeah. Let's see Conan O'Brien make that
1:24:38kind of pun. Challenge extended. Conan
1:24:42>> clocks a ticking.
1:24:46>> I'm on fire. Just another day of quirky
1:24:48radio morning show. Antics.
1:24:53>> Okay. [laughter]
1:24:55Uh yeah, let's stop.
1:24:57>> I can tell you're impressed. Yes.
1:24:59>> You're tickled. That's great.
1:25:01>> You hit the sound for me.
1:25:02>> Anyway,
1:25:02>> hey, he says it. I hit You don't hit the
1:25:04sound when I say it.
1:25:05>> Okay,
1:25:05>> screw the tick jokes then.
1:25:06>> You're both ticking me off right now.
1:25:08Not [laughter] funny.
1:25:11>> Come on.
1:25:11>> Let's Let's calm down and get back to
1:25:13this.
1:25:13>> He just wants the sound.
1:25:14>> I just want one joke at his
1:25:16>> Well, we have a listener that needs our
1:25:19help. Tick. Tick is actually his name.
1:25:21He went out with a bank teller named
1:25:22Rebecca recently. They had a short
1:25:24coffee date and then another outing
1:25:26where they got dinner together. And Tick
1:25:28thinks it all went great. And according
1:25:30to him, the only weird part that
1:25:32happened is when he got home after
1:25:34dinner, he noticed he had an old food
1:25:36stain on his shirt.
1:25:37>> Not from that night, from some previous
1:25:39day. He doesn't know when. So, he's
1:25:41worried maybe he may have come across
1:25:42looking kind of like a slob.
1:25:44>> Yeah.
1:25:44>> So, Tick, how you feeling going into
1:25:46this?
1:25:46>> I'm anxious to hear what she says cuz
1:25:49like I mean, I just I really liked her.
1:25:51Like, she just had this amazing smile
1:25:54and was a genuine person and I know I'm
1:25:56nervous. I really feel tick and this
1:25:58isn't I don't mean to put you in a bad
1:26:01place but I really feel like this is
1:26:02going to be one of those where it turns
1:26:04out that you're not telling us something
1:26:06or not including some weird detail
1:26:08because when you went to the bank she
1:26:10put the clothes sign on her window like
1:26:13she denied you so hard and if that's all
1:26:15over a stain on your shirt.
1:26:17>> I mean I'm thinking about it since it
1:26:19happened and like racking my brain like
1:26:21I'm not keeping anything out that I
1:26:23could think of. There's got to be
1:26:24something I missed.
1:26:26>> All right. All right. Well, we're
1:26:26hopefully going to find out what the
1:26:27answer to that is. We're going to dial
1:26:29her phone number right now. You ready to
1:26:30go?
1:26:31>> Yep, I am. I'm ready.
1:26:32>> All right. Here we go.
1:26:42>> Hello.
1:26:43>> Hi. Can I speak to Rebecca, please?
1:26:45>> This is Rebecca.
1:26:47>> Hi, Rebecca. My name's Jeffrey from the
1:26:48radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the
1:26:50Morning. You have a moment to talk with
1:26:51us?
1:26:52>> Um,
1:26:54hi.
1:26:55>> Hi. Okay, cool. Do you listen?
1:26:58>> I do. Well, I'm sorry. Why are you
1:27:00calling?
1:27:01>> Well, if you listen, then you should be
1:27:03familiar with our segment, the second
1:27:04date update.
1:27:06>> Uh-huh.
1:27:07>> Uhhuh.
1:27:08>> Yeah.
1:27:09>> And you must know that means I'm calling
1:27:11about somebody that you went on a date
1:27:13with recently.
1:27:15>> Okay. Okay. So, I am being called for
1:27:18second date. Update. Oh, wow. I
1:27:21>> You sound excited.
1:27:23>> You're processing it out loud.
1:27:25>> [laughter]
1:27:26>> Yeah, I'm Oh, I am. Yes, I'm sorry I do
1:27:28that. Um, yes, I'm practicing this out
1:27:30loud because I didn't think I would ever
1:27:31be called for second date update. Um,
1:27:35>> here it is. And so, the guy who emailed
1:27:38us about you, his name is Tick.
1:27:41>> Oh,
1:27:43>> yeah.
1:27:44>> Sorry, I actually thought it was
1:27:45somebody else.
1:27:46>> Okay. Okay.
1:27:47>> You were hoping for somebody else, not
1:27:49Tick.
1:27:49>> I was hoping it was somebody else. Yeah.
1:27:52He sounds like such a nice guy, though.
1:27:55We talked to him. He sounds lovely.
1:27:58>> Um, yeah. Yeah, sure.
1:28:01[laughter]
1:28:02>> Keep telling yourself that.
1:28:04>> I mean, he told us about you guys going
1:28:06out to coffee together and he said you
1:28:08guys had a nice dinner, but he's feeling
1:28:10like the vibe isn't going well on your
1:28:12end,
1:28:14>> right? Yeah. Okay.
1:28:15>> And is there a reason for that?
1:28:18>> I mean, I don't even know. Like, we went
1:28:19out to coffee.
1:28:20>> Yeah. He he told us about that and then
1:28:22the dinner. And was he imagining it?
1:28:24Because he said when he went back into
1:28:26the bank after your date, you put up a
1:28:28close sign when he was approaching the
1:28:30front of the line. Did that really
1:28:32>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was just kind of
1:28:36timing wise.
1:28:38>> No, it wasn't.
1:28:39>> Dude, you shut him down hard. You closed
1:28:41your window for him.
1:28:43>> Even if it was closing time, you see
1:28:45someone you know, you're like, "Oh, hey,
1:28:47come here." Like your friend or anybody.
1:28:49Like that's worse than oh things didn't
1:28:51go great. That's like I'm avoiding you
1:28:52at all costs.
1:28:54>> Well, I'm at work. I'm in
1:28:55[clears throat] like a professional
1:28:56setting. I like it was time for me to
1:29:00close up. So,
1:29:02>> I feel like we're kind of dancing around
1:29:04the subject here because if you if you
1:29:06enjoyed your time with Tick, you
1:29:07wouldn't have done that. What is it
1:29:09about Tick that turned you off?
1:29:12>> First, I thought he was fine. He seemed
1:29:13like a decent guy, but then when we went
1:29:15out to dinner, he just like got kind of
1:29:18creepy.
1:29:20>> Like, what do you mean? Yeah. Like he
1:29:22was too touchy.
1:29:23>> He was staring at the waitress's butt.
1:29:26>> So, he just kept asking me about
1:29:30specific questions about working at the
1:29:33bank, like how many security guards are
1:29:36there? Like, very specific questions.
1:29:40And it creeps me out.
1:29:41>> Wait, are you is robbing a bank.
1:29:44>> Are you Yeah. Are you alluding to he was
1:29:45trying to size the bank up?
1:29:47>> I don't know. Like guys love like action
1:29:49films and all of that. I get like
1:29:51there's like some fascination. I get it.
1:29:53But it just went to like a different
1:29:56level like where
1:29:57>> Well, in his defense, I feel like almost
1:29:59any question that he asks about a bank
1:30:01could come across looking kind of weird.
1:30:03>> Yeah.
1:30:04>> You know, like how much money do you
1:30:05hold in the bank at any amount of time?
1:30:06>> It is a fascinating question,
1:30:08>> you know.
1:30:08>> Yeah.
1:30:09>> I would want to know. may be natural for
1:30:11you, but I'm on a first date with a guy
1:30:14and he's asking about vaults and die
1:30:16packs and he won't let it go. It's too
1:30:18much.
1:30:19>> I could see that. I dated a guy who
1:30:21worked at a bank and we never discussed
1:30:23any of those things. Like, it didn't
1:30:24come up in conversation.
1:30:26>> What's the most amount of money you've
1:30:27ever held at?
1:30:28>> Although, they do have a code word.
1:30:29Don't you guys have a code word? If you
1:30:31guys are getting robbed, you like call
1:30:32and say like banana pancakes or
1:30:33something to somebody.
1:30:34>> I can't even act about this, you know?
1:30:37[laughter]
1:30:39I think that's it. There's just a level
1:30:41of professionalism that like you need
1:30:42like we are dealing with like some like
1:30:44it's not brain surgery, but like you are
1:30:47vulnerable there and I don't want like
1:30:49to be like creeped on. Like I don't want
1:30:52to
1:30:52>> you don't want to be the reason that
1:30:53your bank got robbed.
1:30:54>> Well, I hate to tell you this when
1:30:56you're feeling vulnerable, but I need to
1:30:58let you know that Tick's been on the
1:30:59other line listening and he's heard
1:31:01everything that you said.
1:31:03>> On the other.
1:31:04>> Yeah. Tick. Uh
1:31:05>> oh my god. [laughter] Um, it's good to
1:31:09hear from you, I guess.
1:31:11>> You do sound sketchy right now, Tick.
1:31:13>> Yeah, Tick.
1:31:15>> Yeah.
1:31:16>> I mean, that was a lot to hear, so I
1:31:19feel like kind of weird.
1:31:22>> I bet
1:31:22>> because she saw through your plan or
1:31:24because you're not a bank robber.
1:31:26>> I never thought that being interested in
1:31:28somebody would like think I'd be trying
1:31:30to do something like that's just I I'm
1:31:32I'm shocked honestly. Like
1:31:34>> he didn't answer your question.
1:31:35[laughter]
1:31:36just kind of danced around it.
1:31:38>> No, I was I was not trying to rob a
1:31:40bank.
1:31:41>> Okay, it's good to say that.
1:31:42>> Maybe you weren't, but I feel like it
1:31:45was just too odd. And the fact that your
1:31:47name is Tick doesn't sound like your
1:31:49real name. It's like your criminal name.
1:31:52You know,
1:31:54>> what are you talking about? You've seen
1:31:55my bank account. Like, you know my real
1:31:58name. It's on everything that you've
1:32:00seen.
1:32:01>> There's some shady stuff. And being a
1:32:03teacher is like a really nice cover up,
1:32:05I think.
1:32:06>> Well, you're a teacher, too, Tick.
1:32:08>> Yeah, I am. I am actually a teacher,
1:32:11which you could also look up because I
1:32:13have to put my occupation on all my like
1:32:15[laughter] this is crazy.
1:32:16>> I got to say, Rebecca, don't you feel
1:32:18like it's maybe you that have watched
1:32:20one too many bank robbery movies?
1:32:22>> Yeah, maybe. But I mean, that doesn't
1:32:25make me feel any better that he was
1:32:27asking so many questions. I mean,
1:32:29honestly, why were you asking so many
1:32:33questions about my job?
1:32:35>> I was just really interested in I mean,
1:32:37like, I've never known anybody that's
1:32:39worked in a bank before. And like,
1:32:41honestly, you seem to like talking about
1:32:43it, so I was like, "Oh, she likes
1:32:44talking about her job, so I can
1:32:46>> I mean, normally on a first date, you
1:32:48ask about your jobs and stuff to keep
1:32:50the conbo going." Rebecca, isn't this so
1:32:52sad that as a woman, red flags go up if
1:32:55a man is too in interested and and too
1:32:59good of a listener? I mean, really?
1:33:01>> Yeah.
1:33:01>> He wants to know more about me. He must
1:33:03be wanting to commit a crime.
1:33:05>> Call the police. [laughter]
1:33:07>> Yeah. I feel I'm still a little unsure
1:33:10because it did like trigger my intuition
1:33:13of being uncomfortable, but I do hear
1:33:17that. So when you said he was creepy,
1:33:19was that the only thing creepy about
1:33:21him?
1:33:22>> Yeah, the it would just gave me
1:33:24uncomfortable vibes.
1:33:25>> The tickery is up to some trickery.
1:33:28[laughter]
1:33:29>> Couldn't help yourself.
1:33:31>> All right, so
1:33:32>> I didn't know where we were going.
1:33:33>> We're running out of time right now. And
1:33:35>> Tik Tok.
1:33:36>> Yeah, Tik Tok. At at this point, I need
1:33:39to ask you, Rebecca, if you would like
1:33:41to go out on another date with Tick and
1:33:43we'll pay for it. Not with bank money,
1:33:45with our own cash.
1:33:46>> The die pack. No die pack in there.
1:33:48[laughter]
1:33:48>> Um I I will I will um I am open to going
1:33:54back.
1:33:54>> That's good. That's good.
1:33:56>> That was a brutal. Yes, though.
1:33:57>> Dude, she does things. [laughter]
1:34:00>> Sorry.
1:34:01>> Process.
1:34:01>> But the thing is you need to like make
1:34:03sure that you're asking him about his
1:34:05profession and then you guys won't talk
1:34:06about banking so much
1:34:08>> about teaching.
1:34:08>> Where do you hide the extra pencils?
1:34:10[laughter]
1:34:12>> Yeah. Okay. That's pretty funny. Yes.
1:34:14Maybe I did rush to conclusions on
1:34:16everything. So,
1:34:17>> see,
1:34:18>> well, there you go. Look at that.
1:34:20>> Tick, we got you another date.
1:34:21>> Yeah. No, I mean, that's great. I mean,
1:34:23like I honestly like I do still have
1:34:25like a couple more questions about just
1:34:27your job. Like, it's not about like
1:34:29getting into anything or like anything
1:34:30like like that. Just
1:34:32>> Are you kidding? Please tell me you're
1:34:33kidding.
1:34:34>> Yeah. No, no, no. I'm I'm [laughter] I'm
1:34:37kidding. I will not I will not
1:34:41>> 92.5
1:34:44>> and second date update.
1:34:47>> A lot of guys will try to pump up their
1:34:49job a little bit when they're on a date.
1:34:50You know, say they make a little more
1:34:52money than they do. Maybe say that
1:34:54they're a manager or something when
1:34:55they're not. Maybe say that they're even
1:34:57employed. Who knows? Kevin, who's on the
1:35:00phone today for a second date update,
1:35:01might have gone a little too far in
1:35:04trying to impress the girl he's
1:35:05interested in. he wants us to call
1:35:06today. Kevin, how are you?
1:35:09>> I'm all right, guys. How's it going?
1:35:10>> Good. Kevin, first of all, what do you
1:35:12do for a living?
1:35:13>> I work at Home Depot.
1:35:15>> Okay. Okay. Kevin,
1:35:16>> what did you tell the girl that you want
1:35:18us to call today that you do for a
1:35:19living?
1:35:20>> I told her that I might play a little
1:35:23bit for the Seattle Sounders.
1:35:26>> Kevin claimed [laughter] to play for the
1:35:29Seattle Sounders, the major league
1:35:31soccer team. So, that's a big lie trying
1:35:34to tell a girl that you're a
1:35:35professional athlete when you just work
1:35:36at Home Depot. [laughter]
1:35:39>> Yeah,
1:35:39>> Kevin, why would you think that would
1:35:41ever be a good idea?
1:35:44>> You know what? It just all kind of
1:35:45happened. I was with my buddies and we
1:35:47were kind of joking about it and one of
1:35:49them kind of dared me and I did play
1:35:51soccer. I once went to an open try out
1:35:53for the Sounders. So, like they were
1:35:55like, "Yeah, you should do it. You
1:35:56should do it." I did it, you know, and I
1:35:59um I kind of crossed that point of no
1:36:01return where like one lie becomes
1:36:03another lie and it just I it just
1:36:05snowballed and get out of control.
1:36:07>> And pretty soon you're their number one
1:36:08score and she's like, "I've never heard
1:36:10of you before." You're like, "Yeah,
1:36:11[laughter]
1:36:11>> I never said No, no, no. I never said
1:36:13that. I never said that. I mean, I was
1:36:14stupid enough to do it, but like I
1:36:16wasn't stupid enough like cuz I know she
1:36:18can like go look it up or whatever." So
1:36:20I told her that I had been placed on
1:36:22injured reserve for a while. [laughter]
1:36:24>> Oh my gosh. and when you're when you're
1:36:26rehabbing from injured reserve, like
1:36:28they put you on a special practice list
1:36:30and you practice with the team as you're
1:36:32rehabbing, but you don't show up on the
1:36:34roster.
1:36:35>> So, you guys had extensive conversations
1:36:37about this.
1:36:38>> Yes. Oh my god. Cuz she was all into it
1:36:41and then so [laughter] obviously, you
1:36:43know, she's all into it. Like, what am I
1:36:44going to do?
1:36:45>> Yeah. You can't I have a friend who
1:36:47actually looks like Sydney Rice who used
1:36:49to play for the Seahawks. big tall dude,
1:36:52like long braids and everything else.
1:36:54And he'll tell girls that he is Sydney
1:36:55Rice and they'll believe him, man. He'll
1:36:56just hook up with him that night and
1:36:57then never call me.
1:36:58>> That's the thing. It's not like I said I
1:36:59was Richard Sherman. Like, you know
1:37:01what? Like, like I went with the
1:37:03Sounders. I tried to go just a little
1:37:04more low key than the Seahawks.
1:37:06>> That's probably a smart way to go.
1:37:07>> Yeah. [laughter]
1:37:08>> So, she was obviously impressed by the
1:37:10fact that you were a professional
1:37:11athlete. Did you end up hooking up with
1:37:14her? What happened?
1:37:15>> Yeah. and like she was all into me and
1:37:17we were hooking up, you know, and then
1:37:19it was like she kind of kept dropping
1:37:20hints about like she would totally go
1:37:22back to my place, but I don't live in a
1:37:25place that I think a founder would live
1:37:27in like necessarily.
1:37:29>> Hey, Major League Soccer salaries are
1:37:30pretty low. If you got a one-bedroom
1:37:32apartment, you might be all right.
1:37:33>> It's [laughter] true.
1:37:34>> But but there's no there's no pictures
1:37:36of me of like, you know, there's no
1:37:38framed uniform on the wall or Yeah.
1:37:39>> You know what I mean? So, I was all
1:37:41worried about that and like it kind of
1:37:43ruined my night anyways because all I
1:37:46started thinking about was how to keep
1:37:47this lie going, right?
1:37:48>> You know, and and and where she was just
1:37:51a cool girl and we could have had a good
1:37:52time.
1:37:53>> At what point in the night was the
1:37:54regret really setting in?
1:37:56>> I I guess it hit me when like I actually
1:37:59started liking her. I at first I was
1:38:00like, "Yeah, she's hot and like
1:38:01whatever." But then I actually like
1:38:03liked her when I was talking to her and
1:38:05I was like, "Oh my god, like I want to
1:38:07go out with this girl again." But like
1:38:08it's hard enough to keep this going for
1:38:10like 20 minutes. How can I, you know,
1:38:12eventually I got to tell her the truth?
1:38:13>> Yeah. Let's say you guys get together
1:38:15and you guys fall in love and get
1:38:16married. At some point you're going to
1:38:18have to tell [laughter] her that you're
1:38:19not an athlete.
1:38:21>> Yeah.
1:38:21>> So, how did everything end with her?
1:38:24>> Well, the night was great and like her
1:38:27friends were kind of like lingering and
1:38:29and kind of like not necessarily knowing
1:38:31if she wanted to be left alone or not.
1:38:34And so then like I tried to play it all
1:38:36cool because I couldn't take her to my
1:38:38place anyways. I was just like, you
1:38:40know, it's all right. Like I got I got
1:38:42physical therapy in the morning and like
1:38:44[laughter] you know I got to get up
1:38:46early. And so she's like oh yeah yeah
1:38:48you get your rest and everything. And I
1:38:50was like this is awesome. And she was
1:38:51all into me and she like kissed me good
1:38:53night and you know and she was like call
1:38:56me. And so then the next day I texted
1:38:58her. I was like hey I had a good time
1:39:00last night. It was really fun hanging
1:39:02out. like, "Let's do this again soon."
1:39:05And I didn't get anything for like
1:39:07almost 24 hours after I texted her the
1:39:09first time. So, like the next day, I got
1:39:12a text back and she was like, "Yeah, I
1:39:15don't want to talk to you."
1:39:16>> All right.
1:39:17>> Do you think she found out she Googled
1:39:19your name or something?
1:39:20>> Probably.
1:39:20>> Well, I don't know. Like I mean she
1:39:22would have had to have done like some
1:39:23extensive research because like I gave
1:39:25her so much crap about I was on injured
1:39:28reserve and then they placed you on a
1:39:30practice roster and like
1:39:31>> they take your name completely off the
1:39:33internet and [laughter]
1:39:34>> like or like I've asked my buddies too
1:39:36if like any of them said something to
1:39:38her friend and now they're not telling
1:39:40me. But like
1:39:41>> but you do know that she does not want
1:39:44to talk to you because the text that she
1:39:45sent you said
1:39:46>> yeah she made that kind of clear. But
1:39:47here's why I'm calling you guys. Like I
1:39:50honestly believe like you strip all that
1:39:52stuff away and we actually liked each
1:39:54other. Okay.
1:39:54>> And like I think if we could just get to
1:39:57the point where she was like willing to
1:39:58go out with me again. Like I think it
1:40:00would be cool and I think you know
1:40:02everything might be fine.
1:40:03>> So when we call her and get her on the
1:40:05phone for your second date update, how
1:40:06do you want us to play it then? Am I
1:40:07going to tell her that I'm calling for a
1:40:09sounder? [laughter]
1:40:10>> No.
1:40:11>> No.
1:40:12>> I think get her on the phone if you guys
1:40:14can and like that's the first step. And
1:40:15then like don't tell her right off the
1:40:17bat, but like if she does know already,
1:40:20then you know I want a chance to
1:40:21apologize. But like if she doesn't know,
1:40:23then maybe just like help me get to the
1:40:25second date and then you know on the
1:40:27second date I can like tell her myself
1:40:28and do the right thing.
1:40:30>> All right. Well, [laughter] we'll play a
1:40:32song, come back, call her, and get your
1:40:35second date update. Okay,
1:40:36>> sounds good, guys.
1:40:37>> All right, man. Hang on. [music]
1:40:40base that base.
1:40:42>> Moving 92.5
1:40:45and Jubel in the morning. Second date
1:40:47update.
1:40:49>> I'll admit I've probably told a lie or
1:40:51two on a first date to try to impress a
1:40:54girl. I've never done what Kevin, who
1:40:56was on the phone with us right now, has
1:40:57done. He told a girl that he plays for
1:41:00the Seattle Sounders. I've never claimed
1:41:02to be a professional athlete went on a
1:41:03date, probably because nobody would even
1:41:06believe me whatsoever. If I if I was a
1:41:08little bigger in stature, maybe I would
1:41:10try it. I don't know. Kevin, are you
1:41:12about ready to call Jamie?
1:41:15>> Uh, I guess so.
1:41:16>> Okay. And the last thing she sent you
1:41:18was a text that said, "I don't want to
1:41:19talk to you." The point of this is to
1:41:21find out if she went home and Googled
1:41:22you and found out that you weren't. And
1:41:24that's why. And if she didn't find that
1:41:26out, you don't want me to tell her. You
1:41:27want me to just see if I can get you a
1:41:28date so that when you do go out with
1:41:30her, you can break the news and say,
1:41:31"I'm sorry I lied to you."
1:41:33>> Yeah. Yeah. That'd be awesome.
1:41:34>> And lying is so complicated. [laughter]
1:41:36Can't we just tell the truth?
1:41:38>> All right. Well, I'm going to get her on
1:41:39the phone right now and get your second
1:41:41date update. You ready?
1:41:42>> Ready.
1:41:42>> All right, man. Here we go.
1:41:45>> So excited to talk to a professional
1:41:46athlete. [laughter]
1:41:48>> You want a signature later?
1:41:49>> Yeah.
1:41:58>> Hello.
1:41:59>> Hey, is Jamie there?
1:42:01>> This is Amy.
1:42:02>> Hey Jamie, how are you? This is Jubel
1:42:04from Brook and Jubel in the morning. How
1:42:06are you?
1:42:08>> Um, I'm okay. And you're calling me
1:42:12because
1:42:13>> I'm calling you because you recently
1:42:14went on a date with a listener of ours
1:42:17and he liked you a lot, but you actually
1:42:20sent him a text saying that you don't
1:42:22want to ever talk to him again.
1:42:24[laughter] He's an athlete. His name is
1:42:27Kevin. He plays for the Seattle
1:42:28Sounders.
1:42:30>> Um, I'm not really interested in talking
1:42:32about that. So,
1:42:33>> whoa.
1:42:34>> Okay. is. But can I tell Kevin why you
1:42:37think he's an a-hole? [laughter]
1:42:39>> Uh because he's a skezy guy.
1:42:42>> Well,
1:42:42>> what do you mean by that?
1:42:44>> I was talking to my roommate and I told
1:42:46her, you know, hey, I met this guy
1:42:48Kevin. He plays for the Seattle
1:42:50Sounders. Right when I say that, my
1:42:52roommate says, I made out with a guy
1:42:55last week, Kevin, who plays on THE
1:42:57SEATTLE SOUNDERS.
1:42:59>> NO WAY.
1:43:00>> Are you serious? [laughter]
1:43:03>> I'm dead serious. And that's what I said
1:43:04to her. I said, "Are you kidding me?" I
1:43:06described what he looks like. And she
1:43:08goes, "Yeah, that's Kevin."
1:43:10>> So you guys both made out with the same
1:43:13guy that plays for the Sounders. That's
1:43:15crazy.
1:43:16>> The way it is, how I see it is this guy
1:43:19will just make out with anybody and he's
1:43:21just a total player.
1:43:22>> Well, Jamie, you know, some professional
1:43:24athletes can be like that. I I don't
1:43:26know Kevin that well. I'm friends with a
1:43:28couple of the Sounders. I don't know
1:43:29Kevin like that, though. But I do know
1:43:31that he liked you a lot and he wanted to
1:43:32see you again and he was kind of shocked
1:43:33when you sent him that text message.
1:43:35>> I know I know that he wanted to get in
1:43:36my pants. I know that he wanted to get
1:43:37in my roommates's pants. First of all, I
1:43:39think it's disgusting and second of all,
1:43:41it's embarrassing for me.
1:43:43>> Jamie, but can I ask real quick because
1:43:45you said that they just made out. I
1:43:47mean, you're single, you're dating, you
1:43:50haven't made out with anybody else in
1:43:51the last month.
1:43:52>> I mean, I I don't know every single
1:43:54thing they did. I didn't even really
1:43:56want to hear it after that. I mean,
1:43:57like, I got enough of the gist that I
1:43:59know that this guy is a total creep and
1:44:01that I don't want anything to do with
1:44:02it.
1:44:03>> So, you feel like he lives up to the
1:44:04rumor of like how athletes just are
1:44:06players?
1:44:06>> I don't. Absolutely. He didn't do
1:44:08anything to show me otherwise. I mean, I
1:44:11already told him myself. I already told
1:44:12him to leave me alone and I'm not
1:44:14interested.
1:44:14>> I know, but he didn't know the reason.
1:44:15That's why he wanted us to call you. But
1:44:16now that he knows the reason, I think
1:44:18we're all good then.
1:44:20>> How would he know the reason? I just
1:44:22told him I wasn't interested.
1:44:23>> Oh, that's cuz he's listening right now.
1:44:25[laughter]
1:44:26Hey Jamie, how's it going?
1:44:29>> Oh my go seriously.
1:44:31>> Here's the thing. I really like you. All
1:44:34right. And
1:44:35>> yeah, you apparently really liked my
1:44:37roommate, too. You apparently really
1:44:38like any girl who's available and looks
1:44:41half willing.
1:44:42>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. Don't you
1:44:44think you're going a little far with
1:44:45this? [laughter] Like,
1:44:46>> do I'm probably not going far enough. I
1:44:50mean, you made out with my roommate. You
1:44:52made out with me in the span of like a
1:44:54week. Who knows how many girls you're
1:44:56making out and sleeping with. [laughter]
1:44:58>> Okay. Well, hang on a second. First of
1:45:00all, I didn't sleep with your roommate
1:45:02and I didn't sleep with you. Second of
1:45:03all, like I didn't know you when I met
1:45:06your roommate. Like, it's not like I
1:45:07went out with you and then I went out
1:45:08with her the next night and I'm like,
1:45:09"No, but I really like you, but I was
1:45:11making out with this other girl." I'm
1:45:13trying to put myself out there. I
1:45:14actually really like you. What I think
1:45:16is that you're just one of those
1:45:18athletes who just thinks they're the and
1:45:20goes around like they're the king of
1:45:22everything. You can make out with
1:45:23anyone. You can play with whatever girl
1:45:25you want. Play with their emotions. Play
1:45:28with their hearts. And I'm not
1:45:29interested. I don't need that in my
1:45:30life.
1:45:32>> You don't even know me. I'm actually a
1:45:34really nice, really sincere, really
1:45:37honest guy.
1:45:38>> Yeah, Jamie. You don't you don't know
1:45:40anything about him. All you know is that
1:45:42he plays [laughter]
1:45:43for the Sounders. He's a professional
1:45:45athlete and he meets people all the time
1:45:46and probably has had dates before
1:45:48>> and he's really honest like you said.
1:45:50>> Yeah, right.
1:45:51>> I mean, yeah, I guess that's all I know.
1:45:55But I just wish that one the whole
1:45:58situation wouldn't have happened and
1:46:00that it just I guess that it would have
1:46:02just come out differently.
1:46:03>> Yeah. And it's different, you know, when
1:46:04you meet a guy like Kevin who's a
1:46:06professional athlete. He's got girls
1:46:07throwing themselves at him, you know,
1:46:09and and maybe that's something you need
1:46:10to think about if you want to go out on
1:46:11another date with him. when you're in a
1:46:12high-profile job, women kind of do that.
1:46:14So,
1:46:15>> I mean, like, if we were like in a
1:46:16committed relationship, I wouldn't want
1:46:18him making out with anybody else. I
1:46:20mean, I guess.
1:46:21>> And it sounds like Kevin, even with all
1:46:24this pressure from playing professional
1:46:26sports and having girls who like him, is
1:46:28interested in only dating you. That's
1:46:30what it sounds like to me. Am I right,
1:46:32Kevin?
1:46:33>> Yeah. Like honestly, like I thought you
1:46:35were cool and I thought you were really
1:46:37cute and I want to go out with you again
1:46:40and like it doesn't matter like what I
1:46:42do or or anything like that. Like not to
1:46:45me anyway.
1:46:46>> Mhm.
1:46:47>> I mean
1:46:49I mean I I guess I could maybe consider
1:46:52it then.
1:46:53>> You could consider it.
1:46:56>> Yeah.
1:46:56>> What if he wasn't a professional
1:46:57athlete, Jamie? Could you consider it
1:46:59then?
1:47:00>> Um
1:47:02>> that's a weird question. I don't I don't
1:47:03know why why does that even matter?
1:47:06>> Let's say that Kevin worked at Home
1:47:07Depot
1:47:08>> and not the Sounders.
1:47:10>> Frugal. What is wrong with you,
1:47:13[laughter]
1:47:15>> Kevin? Why are you getting so upset?
1:47:16>> Yeah, dude. It's just a hypothetical.
1:47:19>> Yeah,
1:47:19>> seriously. Like, I call you for help and
1:47:22like
1:47:22>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you
1:47:24work at Home Depot?
1:47:26>> I never said that, Jamie. Never said it.
1:47:29>> Wait, are are you are you play for the
1:47:31sounder?
1:47:32Well, I bet you No, you play for the
1:47:36sounder.
1:47:36>> No, no, no, but listen. No, not exactly.
1:47:38Like, right now all this After all this
1:47:42talking, you're not even You're not even
1:47:44who you say you are.
1:47:46>> Oh my god. Would you hang out a second?
1:47:47Like, this is what I've been trying to
1:47:49tell you. Okay. This is why I wanted to
1:47:51go out with you again and be able to
1:47:52tell you the truth. And Jubel was
1:47:54supposed to like help me do that
1:47:56[laughter] because I wanted to be with
1:47:58you. I'm I'm sorry didn't uh perpetuate
1:48:01your lie. You crazy.
1:48:04>> It's not like that. Okay. It's not like
1:48:06that. My buddies dared me. Okay. I did
1:48:08go to like an open try out for the
1:48:10Sounders and [laughter] I and I I hope
1:48:12to go again. Okay. So, it's not like I
1:48:14don't play soccer, but it's [laughter]
1:48:16like it's like I wanted to be honest
1:48:19with you and just tell you the truth. I
1:48:20had so much pressure.
1:48:21>> Oh my god. You are so full of it. Can
1:48:24Can someone get this guy away from me?
1:48:27Not [laughter] interested.
1:48:28>> Not interested.
1:48:29>> Not interested in dating the Home Depot
1:48:31liars.
1:48:32>> I just nickname.
1:48:33>> I think you're reading into things. I
1:48:35just threw out a hypothetical. Said,
1:48:36"What if he works for Home Depot?"
1:48:37That's all That's [laughter] all I said.
1:48:39>> I'm sorry. So So people who work at Home
1:48:41Depot are what?
1:48:43>> Probably classier than you. [laughter]
1:48:47>> Amen.
1:48:48>> What do you What do you do for a living?
1:48:50What do you do for a living besides
1:48:51troll for professional athletes?
1:48:53[laughter]
1:48:54You are a crazy crazy person.
1:48:58>> Jamie, would you like a second date with
1:48:59Kevin? He'd love to see you again.
1:49:01[laughter] I will pay for your second
1:49:02date.
1:49:02>> I'll send you to the Sanders man.
1:49:04>> Yeah.
1:49:05>> Are you kidding me? [laughter]
1:49:07>> I'm seriously asking. Would you like to
1:49:09go out with Kevin again? I know he would
1:49:10love to see you.
1:49:10>> And I'm seriously telling you no way in
1:49:12hell.
1:49:13>> All right. [laughter]
1:49:13>> You were all good until you found out
1:49:16that I wasn't a pro alete. [laughter]
1:49:18>> Kevin, you know what?
1:49:19>> I don't think so, Kevin. She sounded
1:49:21pretty upset the whole time.
1:49:22>> No. You know what? Seriously, you guys,
1:49:24like I tried to be honest and like, why
1:49:26do you think guys lie? Like, why do you
1:49:28think guys lie? Because they get this,
1:49:30right?
1:49:30>> Did you She never be open and you try to
1:49:33be honest and you get this.
1:49:34>> You never tried to be honest.
1:49:36>> What does Jamie want?
1:49:37>> Kevin, I know you're fired up.
1:49:39>> Wants to fall over with her legs in the
1:49:40air for a pro.
1:49:41>> Kevin, Kevin, I know that I know that I
1:49:44know you're fired up because you didn't
1:49:45get your second date. And I also know
1:49:46that I need to let you go and get off
1:49:48the phone. I want you use that passion
1:49:49on the field today. Get to practice. All
1:49:51right, [laughter] buddy. Yeah. All
1:49:53right. Go yourself, Jubel.
1:49:55>> Bro and Jubel in the morning.
1:50:19Moving 92.5.
1:50:22Brooke and Jubil's second date update.
1:50:25>> It's important to be a good friend.
1:50:27>> Yeah,
1:50:27>> unless of course that friend ruins your
1:50:30chance at getting some action.
1:50:33[laughter]
1:50:34Then you should cut them out of your
1:50:35life. That's what I think. And in
1:50:38today's second date update, that's
1:50:40exactly what it sounds like happened to
1:50:43Jay, who's on the phone right now. Jay
1:50:45wants to call a girl named Michelle, and
1:50:46she's not calling him back after one of
1:50:48his friends apparently ruined his date.
1:50:50Uh oh.
1:50:51>> How you doing, Jay?
1:50:52>> Uh, I'm doing all right right now, guys.
1:50:54>> Why don't you tell us what happened?
1:50:56>> Well, I met Michelle online.
1:50:59>> So, I saw her profile and her profile
1:51:01did stand out to me a little bit because
1:51:03like she just came off as so I don't
1:51:07know, down to earth and
1:51:08>> willing.
1:51:10>> Oh, down to earth. Okay. Sorry. I
1:51:11thought I thought you were going I
1:51:12thought you were going willing on that
1:51:13one, but
1:51:14>> that's what I go for.
1:51:15>> That's what I usually look for in a
1:51:16woman. Dude, it's actually kind of
1:51:17refreshing to hear a guy say that her
1:51:19profile stood out not because of how
1:51:21much boob she had in the picture.
1:51:23[laughter]
1:51:23>> Yeah. You know, it's right because I
1:51:25like the fact that she had like a lot of
1:51:27pictures with her family, but the truth
1:51:29is she also had a really nice set of
1:51:31boobs, too. So, [laughter]
1:51:33>> she had everything everything that you
1:51:34were looking for,
1:51:36>> the whole package. [laughter]
1:51:38>> So, she seems like she's normal. She
1:51:40seems like a nice girl. So, I messaged
1:51:44her and she messaged me back and we kind
1:51:47of hit it off and we messaged back and
1:51:49forth for a couple weeks and we set up a
1:51:50date finally.
1:51:51>> Cool.
1:51:52>> Now, what'd you do on the date? Your
1:51:53email said that your friend actually
1:51:55ruined it for you.
1:51:56>> Well, we it was a first date, so we
1:51:58decided to do just something like, you
1:52:00know, low pressure casual just to meet
1:52:02up for drinks at a bar after work.
1:52:05>> Mhm. So, I was like getting ready to go
1:52:08and meet her and then one of my
1:52:10co-workers who's a friend as well, he
1:52:13comes and tells me like this awful story
1:52:15about how he just got dumped by his
1:52:17girlfriend.
1:52:17>> Okay. So, you guys are at work and he's
1:52:19giving you a Saab story.
1:52:20>> Yeah. I mean, he's actually pretty
1:52:22devastated. Like, he was like crying and
1:52:24stuff.
1:52:24>> A poor guy.
1:52:25>> So, you're like, "Hey, uh, yeah, yeah,
1:52:27your story's cool and everything, but I
1:52:28got a date right now with a girl who
1:52:30will hopefully be my girlfriend."
1:52:33>> Yeah. [laughter]
1:52:34you're standing in my way.
1:52:38>> Well, there's definitely a part of me
1:52:39that was thinking that, but [laughter]
1:52:41I No, I I I couldn't leave him. I mean,
1:52:44he was literally crying. I just couldn't
1:52:45just like bail on him. So, I was like
1:52:47panicking a little bit. I'm like, "What
1:52:49am I going to do? I can't abandon him."
1:52:51So, I texted Michelle and I asked her,
1:52:53"Listen, my friend, you know, he just
1:52:56got dumped. Is it okay if I bring him
1:52:58along?" You know?
1:52:59>> Oh, why wouldn't you just reschedule
1:53:00with her? That seems
1:53:02>> smart.
1:53:02>> No kidding. [laughter]
1:53:03you know, looking back maybe, but it
1:53:06just like our schedules were like so
1:53:08conflicting for so long. It taken me two
1:53:10weeks just for us to get together. So, I
1:53:12want really wanted this to happen. And I
1:53:14just thought this like he would come
1:53:15along, we would have a few drinks and we
1:53:18would be able to just like break away
1:53:19and like he would go home and that would
1:53:21be fine, you know?
1:53:22>> Right. Was she cool about you bringing
1:53:24him along?
1:53:24>> She said, "Yeah." So, we went out and we
1:53:27met and we all had some drinks and every
1:53:30time I thought we were gonna break away
1:53:33and pull the cord and
1:53:34>> ditch the single loser. Get rid
1:53:36[laughter] of that chump.
1:53:38>> Get rid of the third.
1:53:40>> Just like he was, you know, he just kept
1:53:42breaking down like we could not be
1:53:44horrible to say. We just couldn't shake
1:53:46him.
1:53:46>> So, he was like crying when you guys
1:53:48were out drinking.
1:53:49>> He was sobbing. Yeah. And at this point,
1:53:51he was kind of like this whimperish
1:53:54sobbing. I mean, what do you do?
1:53:55>> That's awkward.
1:53:57>> Was she trying to comfort him, too?
1:53:59>> She was just trying not to say anything
1:54:01that would make things worse,
1:54:03>> right? You know, I mean, she doesn't
1:54:05know the guy, so she was just trying to
1:54:07say, you know, just be all neutral and
1:54:09just like it's going to be okay. And
1:54:11>> I guess you'd probably get points
1:54:12because you look like a really caring
1:54:13friend, which is always a positive. But
1:54:16were you ever able to just talk to her?
1:54:18>> Uh, yeah. See, that's the thing. like
1:54:21after like 2 hours, she was pretty much
1:54:25kind of like, you know, she just said,
1:54:26"I I I got to get going." She needed to
1:54:28go and I was like, "All right." Um,
1:54:32>> so I'm guessing your date ended with a
1:54:34passionate kiss right in front of this
1:54:35guy. [laughter]
1:54:38>> No,
1:54:38>> she sort of cries more.
1:54:40>> It was like the awkward kind of like
1:54:43shoulder bump hug thing. Um, like it was
1:54:47it was just a polite hug. Goodbye.
1:54:48>> Right. Okay. And have you heard from her
1:54:50since the date?
1:54:51>> Well, what I did was when I finally got
1:54:53home that night, I sent her a text
1:54:55asking her if we could try it again.
1:54:58Just hit the reboot button, reset
1:54:59button, and just try it again. Just the
1:55:01two of us this time.
1:55:02>> Yeah.
1:55:03>> And she texted back that she didn't
1:55:05think it was going to work out or it was
1:55:07a good idea.
1:55:08>> That sucks.
1:55:09>> I mean, I mean, that's kind of messed
1:55:11up, though. She's blaming you for
1:55:13>> Yeah.
1:55:13>> I mean, it's not an ideal situation. I
1:55:15get it. But you think that she'd give
1:55:16you another chance.
1:55:17>> Yeah. At least one.
1:55:18>> Yeah. I thought she would kind of see
1:55:20the whole thing that I was trying to do
1:55:21the right thing for my friend. And I
1:55:23even texted her asking her like, you
1:55:26know, is there a reason why? Like if she
1:55:28could just like at least tell me why.
1:55:30But she never even texted me back after
1:55:32that.
1:55:33>> So that's all you've heard from her? I
1:55:34don't think it's going to work out,
1:55:35>> right? Yeah. That was the last thing I
1:55:36heard from her and she never got back to
1:55:38me and now I'm like, man, you know, I
1:55:41spent two weeks. We really connected
1:55:43online. We had the chemistry and I it's
1:55:46like I just blew it. Have you murdered
1:55:49your coworker yet? [laughter]
1:55:52>> Well, you know, it's like his girlfriend
1:55:54dumping him like kind of ruined two
1:55:55relationships.
1:55:56>> Yeah, exactly.
1:55:57>> You two can cry together now at your
1:55:59cubicles at work. [laughter]
1:56:01>> All right.
1:56:02>> That's the thing. I really don't want
1:56:03to. You know, I really want to make this
1:56:05work.
1:56:06>> Okay. Well, we'll play a song, come
1:56:07back, call her, and then get your second
1:56:09date update. All right. [music]
1:56:10>> All right. Thanks, guys.
1:56:11>> Yeah, man. Hold on.
1:56:13Moving 92.5.
1:56:16Brooke and Jubel in the mornings. Second
1:56:19date update.
1:56:20>> I'm actually surprised that the guy
1:56:21that's on the phone to do a second date
1:56:23update today isn't getting a call back
1:56:24because normally uncontrollable crying
1:56:27on a first date always works [laughter]
1:56:29for me. But then again, it usually
1:56:31happens in the bedroom and they never
1:56:33made it to the bedroom. They were just
1:56:34in a bar. So, you should have had your
1:56:36date in a bedroom, Jay, and it might
1:56:38have worked out better for you.
1:56:39>> I'll try to keep that in mind for next
1:56:41time. I could appreciate the advice.
1:56:43>> If you're just tuning in and don't know
1:56:44what I'm talking about, Jay went out
1:56:45with a girl named Michelle that he met
1:56:47online. The only problem was right
1:56:49before he was about to go on his date, a
1:56:50co-orker friend of his came up to him
1:56:52and said that his girlfriend left him
1:56:54and he was like in tears and everything
1:56:56else. And so Jay was like, "All right,
1:56:58well, you can come along with me." He
1:56:59asked the girl if it was okay to bring
1:57:01the dude. She was like, "Sure." And I
1:57:03think Jay was hoping that the guy would
1:57:04eventually get lost, but instead he
1:57:06spent two hours with them on Jay's first
1:57:09date with this girl crying and sobbing
1:57:11and just talking about how his life was
1:57:13over because his relationship ended and
1:57:16she hasn't talked to Jay since. Except
1:57:18for telling him that it's not going to
1:57:19work out.
1:57:20>> Mhm.
1:57:20>> All right, Jay, you ready to get her on
1:57:21the phone?
1:57:23>> Yes, definitely.
1:57:24>> Maybe she just realized that
1:57:25relationships aren't worth it and it's
1:57:27better to be single than put yourself
1:57:28through that heartache. Or maybe she got
1:57:30his number instead of yours and they've
1:57:32been seeing each other ever since. She
1:57:33felt bad for him.
1:57:34>> That'd be a smooth smooth move by that
1:57:37guy if he could get a date after crying
1:57:39for two hours.
1:57:40>> That sounds like the greatest scheme
1:57:41ever. If he did that, I' i'd let him
1:57:43have her. [laughter]
1:57:44>> He actually come for it. All right, I'm
1:57:46going to dial her phone number right
1:57:46now. Here we go.
1:57:57>> Hello.
1:57:57>> Hi. Can I speak to Michelle, please?
1:58:00>> This is Michelle.
1:58:01>> Hey, Michelle. How are you? This is
1:58:02Jubel from Brook and Jubel in the
1:58:03Morning.
1:58:05>> Broo and Jubel, like the radio show.
1:58:07>> Yeah, just like that. How are you?
1:58:09[laughter]
1:58:11>> Well, I'm much better now. What are you
1:58:14guys doing calling me?
1:58:15>> Um, nothing. Just calling people that
1:58:16you obviously you listen to the show.
1:58:17That's cool. We're just calling to check
1:58:18in with people, see how they're doing.
1:58:20[laughter]
1:58:21>> It's part of our service.
1:58:22>> Yeah, right.
1:58:25I'm actually calling you because
1:58:26somebody emailed us about you.
1:58:29>> Oh god. Tell me this is not a freaking
1:58:33second date update.
1:58:34>> I'd love to do that, but it is a second
1:58:36date update.
1:58:37>> Oh god.
1:58:38>> And you recently went out with a guy
1:58:40named Jay.
1:58:41>> Oh my god. [laughter]
1:58:44>> You're calling me about Jay?
1:58:46>> Yes, I am. Jay emailed us and told us
1:58:48about your date.
1:58:50>> Said that it was really awkward because
1:58:51his coworker came along. And then after
1:58:54the date, he texted you like, "Hey, I'm
1:58:55sorry about that. Uh, we should try it
1:58:57again." And you texted him back that you
1:58:59weren't interested.
1:59:00>> Yeah, that's I can't believe that he
1:59:04told you all that.
1:59:05>> Well, [laughter]
1:59:06um,
1:59:06>> he obviously liked you a lot and wants
1:59:08to see you again.
1:59:09>> Yeah.
1:59:09>> So, what's the reason that you told him
1:59:11it wouldn't possibly work?
1:59:12>> Well, he told you how the friend came
1:59:14along, right?
1:59:15>> Yes, he did. He said his coworker showed
1:59:17up and cried pretty much the whole time.
1:59:19>> Yeah. That is that not enough?
1:59:22>> [laughter]
1:59:23>> So, is that the only reason that you're
1:59:25not calling him back because of his
1:59:26coworker?
1:59:27>> No. The coworker cried the whole time.
1:59:29And to comfort him, he started saying
1:59:31horrible things about the girl. I mean,
1:59:33she wasn't even there to defend herself.
1:59:35And he's like, "Well, you know, she was
1:59:36kind of fat, so you can do better." And
1:59:38he while I was there,
1:59:40>> he was trash talking his coworker's ex.
1:59:43>> Yes. He was like, "Oh, you can do
1:59:44better. I mean, she has a nice set of
1:59:46boobs, but that's all."
1:59:47>> And he was saying this in front of you.
1:59:49And what were you doing?
1:59:50>> [laughter]
1:59:51>> I was like, "Yeah, I hope it gets better
1:59:53for you. There's more out there."
1:59:56>> But can't you give them I mean, you
1:59:57could throw him a bone on that one. It's
1:59:59not like you've never comforted a
2:00:00girlfriend by talking about what a loser
2:00:02her ex was.
2:00:03>> Talk
2:00:04>> on a date.
2:00:06>> Yeah. [laughter] I wouldn't say that.
2:00:07>> Circumstances were bad.
2:00:08>> I wouldn't say that in front of another
2:00:11girl. I'll be like, "Oh, dude, she's a
2:00:12waste."
2:00:13>> Saying horrible like she had man hands.
2:00:15You don't want her. I mean, [laughter]
2:00:19and then the part where I was like,
2:00:21"Okay, I need to leave." Is when they
2:00:22started asking me for friends because
2:00:25the best way to get over someone is to
2:00:27get under someone else.
2:00:29>> So, he was asking if you had any friends
2:00:31that his buddy could hook up with.
2:00:33>> Hey, can you call somebody and get them
2:00:35here right away?
2:00:36>> Oh my god.
2:00:36>> So that maybe he can sleep with someone.
2:00:39>> Yeah. That's when I was like, "Okay, I'm
2:00:40going to see you later."
2:00:42>> He actually asked you if you had a
2:00:43friend that would sleep with him.
2:00:45>> Yes. and could I get them on the phone
2:00:47right now?
2:00:47>> Oh my god, that is
2:00:48>> what was your response to that?
2:00:50>> I was horrified and disgusted and I
2:00:54tried to extricate myself from the
2:00:55situation and said, "I need to leave."
2:00:57>> Was there like anything enjoyable about
2:00:59the date?
2:01:00>> I mean, it was funny on the outside.
2:01:03[laughter]
2:01:03I'm glad I wasn't, you know, emotionally
2:01:05involved at that point.
2:01:07>> Did you ever for once think about a
2:01:09friend you're like, "Oh, I bet you she'd
2:01:10do it." And then [laughter] almost call
2:01:12them.
2:01:14>> No.
2:01:14>> No. No, not at all.
2:01:16>> Can't even go there.
2:01:17>> Okay, so Michelle, I know that it sounds
2:01:19like you're a listener to the show and I
2:01:20don't know how many Second Date updates
2:01:22you listen to, but maybe you forgot that
2:01:23Jay is actually on the other line
2:01:25listening right now.
2:01:26>> No, I figured that was coming. I'm glad
2:01:27that he got to hear all that.
2:01:29>> Oh, [laughter] okay.
2:01:30>> Jay,
2:01:31>> well, you know,
2:01:32>> you there?
2:01:33>> Yeah, I'm here. [laughter]
2:01:36>> Pretty harsh recap. Jay, [clears throat]
2:01:38>> listening to what she just said, I I I
2:01:40can't believe she's like saying this
2:01:42kind of stuff. I can't believe that I
2:01:44was on a first date with you and you
2:01:46solicited one of my friends for sex
2:01:48[laughter]
2:01:49or tried to.
2:01:51>> No, that's not what I did. That's not
2:01:53what I did. I was consoling my friends.
2:01:55That's what I was doing. It's called
2:01:57consoling your friends. The
2:01:57>> way you went about it was not in a nice
2:02:00way. You have to know your audience and
2:02:02I was there. It wasn't just the guys
2:02:04talking. And I'm glad that I got to see
2:02:06that side of you before I ventured in on
2:02:08a a real date. So,
2:02:10>> well, wait. Haven't you ever had a
2:02:12friend who just got dumped?
2:02:14>> I mean, haven't you ever broken up with
2:02:16a guy?
2:02:16>> Yes. And we go get ice cream and we
2:02:18watch a sad movie and they say, "Oh,
2:02:20sweetie, it'll get better. There are
2:02:21better ones out there." [laughter]
2:02:22>> Just wait a minute, though. But like,
2:02:24you're telling me you've never had And
2:02:27you don't know any of your friends
2:02:29who've ever had a casual just a hookup
2:02:32after breaking up just to feel better
2:02:34about themselves? You tell me. You might
2:02:37end up doing that, but you don't go on a
2:02:39first date and ask your date to help you
2:02:42on that venture. [laughter]
2:02:43>> I was just trying to like get you
2:02:45involved so you didn't feel left out.
2:02:47That's all.
2:02:47>> You were tried as well. I did not feel
2:02:49left out. So, thank you.
2:02:52>> Don't you just want to maybe apologize
2:02:53though and just say the timing was bad.
2:02:56>> No, [laughter] I mean this is like we
2:03:00got to be realistic. She knows what's
2:03:02going on out there. I mean, don't be
2:03:04such a prude.
2:03:05>> [laughter]
2:03:06>> Okay. Well, you're being a jack and I
2:03:09don't want to have anything to do with
2:03:10you. We're not made for each other.
2:03:11Great.
2:03:12>> And you were just a jack, so I hope
2:03:14nobody goes out with you ever again.
2:03:16Yay. Well,
2:03:17>> this would be a perfect time for me to
2:03:19ask. Michelle, would you like to go on a
2:03:20second date with Jay?
2:03:21>> It's never the perfect time.
2:03:22>> Um, let me think. No.
2:03:24>> No.
2:03:25>> Are you sure?
2:03:26>> I'm very sure. Thanks so much.
2:03:28>> Okay, Michelle, do you have a friend
2:03:30who's a little loose on the moral side
2:03:32that would want to go out [laughter]
2:03:32with him?
2:03:34WELL, YOU GUYS seem very loose on the
2:03:36moral side. Why don't you jump on in
2:03:38there?
2:03:38>> All right.
2:03:39>> Hey, Jay, I'm sorry you didn't get a
2:03:40second date, but it is like you just
2:03:42went through a breakup, and I will sleep
2:03:44with you to help you [laughter] feel
2:03:46better.
2:03:46>> Oh my god.
2:03:50>> I'm going to have to say that that's a
2:03:52no.
2:03:54>> You just got rejected.
2:03:55>> I just got turned down, too.
2:03:58>> Everybody's getting turned down and
2:03:59nobody's getting laid over it.
2:04:00[laughter]
2:04:03Brook [music] and Jubil in the morning.
2:04:05>> Quick word of advice for all the
2:04:07gentlemen out there dating. If you're
2:04:08out on a date, do not badmouth women the
2:04:11whole time and then ask your date if she
2:04:14has a friend who's pretty easy and would
2:04:16hook up with one of your friends.
2:04:17[laughter]
2:04:17>> Isn't it weird that you're
2:04:19>> I should not have to say that, but
2:04:21unfortunately I do. It's Book and Jubel
2:04:23in the morning. I'm talking about
2:04:24today's second date update. This guy Jay
2:04:27wanted us to call a girl Michelle that
2:04:28he went out on a date with. The problem
2:04:30with his date was that right before he
2:04:33was going on it, one of his buddies that
2:04:34he works with came up to him pretty much
2:04:36sobbing, heartbroken. He had just broken
2:04:38up with his girlfriend and it's like
2:04:39right before he was leaving. So, he
2:04:41asked his date, "Hey, can I bring my
2:04:43coworker along? He'll just be there for
2:04:45a little while and then he'll go on his
2:04:47way, but he's having a tough time." And
2:04:48she was cool about it. She was like,
2:04:49"Sure, bring him along." Yeah.
2:04:50>> Well, it turns out after we got her on
2:04:52the phone and she told us the story that
2:04:54during that time while they were trying
2:04:56to console his coworker, he actually was
2:04:58just like bad mouthing the guy's
2:05:00ex-girlfriend, like saying horrible
2:05:01things about her in front of this girl
2:05:03and then also stopped to ask the girl
2:05:05that he was on a date with if she had a
2:05:07friend who was, you know, easy enough
2:05:09and willing to sleep with this
2:05:10[laughter] dude in order to help him get
2:05:12over his girlfriend. Like, hey, you
2:05:13know, the best way to get over somebody
2:05:14is to hook up with somebody, right? So,
2:05:16uh, [laughter] do you have any friends
2:05:17out there who might just, you can call
2:05:18them up right now? They'll come over to
2:05:19the restaurant. they can go to the
2:05:20bathroom real quick and get things done.
2:05:22>> Surprisingly, [laughter] she didn't like
2:05:23that.
2:05:23>> Yeah. I mean, it wasn't a look into what
2:05:25could happen if they ever broke up or
2:05:26anything or how he handled his own
2:05:28relationships. You know, he's going to
2:05:30call her fat and everything,
2:05:31>> right? [laughter]
2:05:32He didn't understand why she didn't want
2:05:34to go out with him again. But a lot of
2:05:35people texting in at 78592 understand
2:05:38exactly why she didn't want to go out
2:05:40with him again. Remember, if you want to
2:05:41go out with somebody, if you've been out
2:05:43with somebody and they haven't called
2:05:44you back, just email the show brook
2:05:45[email protected].
2:05:47We will call the person who didn't call
2:05:48you back.
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2:06:12>> Moving 92.5.
2:06:15Brooke and Jubil's second date update.
2:06:18>> Guy named Kipling is on the phone today
2:06:20for a second date update.
2:06:22>> He sounds very high class.
2:06:24>> Yes, he does. Kipling. Apparently, he's
2:06:27not very good at dating. Doesn't date a
2:06:29whole lot and he's afraid that his
2:06:30nerves might have got the best of him on
2:06:32his first date.
2:06:34>> Kip, how you doing?
2:06:36>> I'm good. Good.
2:06:37>> Can I call you Kip?
2:06:39>> Yes. Actually, uh Kip is most people
2:06:42call me Kip.
2:06:43>> Okay. [laughter]
2:06:44I just don't I don't know why I just
2:06:46don't want to call you Kipling the whole
2:06:47time. I don't know why, but it sounds
2:06:48weird.
2:06:49>> The tongue weird.
2:06:50>> Yeah, [clears throat] it's kind of Yeah,
2:06:52it's a weird name.
2:06:53>> Okay, [laughter] so Kip, now I want to
2:06:56call you Kipling every time. This is
2:06:58>> I mean, you can if you want to.
2:07:00>> All right. Well,
2:07:01>> remember you're getting made fun of by a
2:07:02guy named Jubel, so you're fine, dude.
2:07:05[laughter]
2:07:05>> Oh, okay.
2:07:06>> All right. Well, Kip Kipling, whatever.
2:07:09Just tell us about your first date a
2:07:10little bit. What's the problem?
2:07:12>> Okay. Well, the I so I I don't generally
2:07:16date a lot like for the most part.
2:07:19>> Okay.
2:07:19>> I just don't go on a lot of dates. I
2:07:21don't do the whole online dating thing.
2:07:23Uh just cuz it's weird and hard. But
2:07:27anyways, [laughter]
2:07:28this friend of mine at work, um she sort
2:07:32of showed me this her her friend Mona.
2:07:36>> She was showing me pictures of her and
2:07:37she
2:07:38>> It sounds to me like you're trying to
2:07:39say your friend from work hooked you up
2:07:41with a date.
2:07:42>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Am I not
2:07:44explaining that right?
2:07:45>> Well, I mean, you did. It just sounds
2:07:47like you're a little nervous, maybe, and
2:07:48kind of all over the place. [laughter]
2:07:50>> Okay. Sorry. Okay.
2:07:52>> Yeah, you're fine, man. You're doing a
2:07:54really good job.
2:07:54>> You're here with friends. Kip will help
2:07:56you out.
2:07:57>> So, your friend set you up with a lady,
2:08:00>> right? My friend set me up with this
2:08:02girl and we talked on the phone and we
2:08:04decided to go to a restaurant and I, you
2:08:07know, I picked a a really nice
2:08:09restaurant because I wanted to impress
2:08:11her. I mean, she she looked really cute.
2:08:13I hadn't been on a date in a while and,
2:08:16you know, I wanted to to
2:08:18>> take her somewhere where they have
2:08:19silverware. [laughter]
2:08:21>> Yeah.
2:08:22>> Nice.
2:08:22>> I think that's a good move.
2:08:24>> A woman will always love you if you feed
2:08:26her well. [laughter]
2:08:28>> Well, I guess, right?
2:08:30But so but I got there late. I misjudged
2:08:33the traffic and I got there like 15
2:08:36maybe 20 minutes late.
2:08:38>> Oh wow. That that is a lot late. Like 5
2:08:40minutes is okay, but if you're 15
2:08:42minutes late
2:08:42>> Yeah, it's a long time.
2:08:44>> Did you text her and say, "Hey, run in a
2:08:46little bit behind."
2:08:47>> No, I I didn't want to text while I was
2:08:49driving. I don't No one should do that.
2:08:51[laughter]
2:08:52>> That's a good point.
2:08:53>> Back to your date, Kip. How did she
2:08:55react when you were that late? Did she
2:08:56seem upset by that?
2:08:58Uh, she seemed fine with it. She She was
2:09:01really nice about it and but I was
2:09:03already so nervous because I was late.
2:09:05Uh, and then this thing happened. Well,
2:09:09I guess I was surprised by the by the
2:09:13size of her. She had a really big chest
2:09:17area. [laughter]
2:09:18>> Okay.
2:09:18>> Okay. That'll happen. That'll happen
2:09:20sometimes.
2:09:21>> She had boobs is what you're saying. Big
2:09:23ones,
2:09:23>> Brooke.
2:09:24>> Yeah. And I wasn't, it's not, I wasn't
2:09:26bothered by it obviously, but I was I
2:09:29just sometimes I would catch myself, you
2:09:31know, not talking or looking at her face
2:09:34and [laughter]
2:09:36and I was just really nervous. And so at
2:09:38one point I I feel like I
2:09:39overcompensated and then I just stared
2:09:41too much at her face. [laughter]
2:09:43>> Like you're Is it It's kind of like when
2:09:45somebody has a weird growth on their
2:09:47face or something and you're like, I
2:09:49can't look at it and then [laughter] you
2:09:50keep catching yourself looking at it.
2:09:52>> Yeah. Yeah, but if like if that was on
2:09:54her chest. [laughter]
2:09:55>> Okay.
2:09:56>> Did she
2:09:56>> she had two? I guess apparently
2:09:58>> giant girls.
2:10:00>> Did you actually address the problem or
2:10:02did you guys not talk? I'm serious. Like
2:10:04>> No, no, no. That her that she had big
2:10:08boobs. No.
2:10:09>> Well, I mean, I have not a huge chest,
2:10:12but I have a larger top half. And you
2:10:15know, when somebody's staring sometimes
2:10:17I'll just ask, you know, hey up here.
2:10:20[laughter] Well, if you're asking me if
2:10:22I went online and looked at pictures of
2:10:24you, I haven't.
2:10:25>> What?
2:10:26>> No, I don't I don't think she's saying
2:10:27that at all. [laughter] I think she's
2:10:30saying, "Did it ever get brought up that
2:10:32you were having trouble paying attention
2:10:34to the conversation because of your
2:10:35date's boobs."
2:10:36>> Oh, no. I thought that Brooke was asking
2:10:38me if I had ever seen her chest cuz it's
2:10:41larger.
2:10:42>> No, [laughter] no, she wasn't. But hey,
2:10:43you can always go to the website after
2:10:45the second date update is done and look
2:10:46if you want.
2:10:47>> No. [laughter]
2:10:48>> Okay.
2:10:49>> Okay. Oh my gosh.
2:10:51>> All right. So, did she make any
2:10:53reference to you staring at her chest or
2:10:55not staring at her chest? [laughter]
2:10:57>> No. No. Not that I remember. I I didn't
2:10:59I mean, no.
2:11:01>> Okay. So, it was it was just something
2:11:02that you were self-conscious about on
2:11:04the date.
2:11:05>> Yeah. And then I was self-conscious that
2:11:07I was self-conscious about it.
2:11:08>> Yeah. [laughter]
2:11:09>> So, the whole time that's all you were
2:11:11thinking about is don't look too long at
2:11:12her boobs. Oh crap, I looked at her
2:11:13boobs.
2:11:14>> Oh my gosh.
2:11:14>> Yeah. And then I was thinking about
2:11:16thinking about looking at her boobs and
2:11:18it was just [laughter]
2:11:20>> downhill for you. Did you hear a word
2:11:22that she said on the date?
2:11:24>> I mean, I know at one point she was
2:11:26talking about swimming, but I have no
2:11:28idea what that was [laughter] about
2:11:30anything.
2:11:31>> How long DID YOU SPEND AT dinner staring
2:11:33at her breasts?
2:11:35>> Well, so that was the thing. I thought
2:11:36that I don't know. In my mind, I thought
2:11:38dinner and drinks would last like 3
2:11:40hours and then we were done by like 45
2:11:44minutes. So, I started to panic and I
2:11:45was, you know, suggesting a bunch of
2:11:47activities like, "Do you want to go
2:11:49bowling or I don't know. I just was
2:11:52suggesting these activities and she kind
2:11:54of wasn't really into it." She said she
2:11:56had to go and meet a friend and so,
2:11:58>> you know, I I walked her to her car and
2:12:01>> I didn't get a chance to like try to
2:12:03kiss her or anything because she was
2:12:05getting in her car. And then
2:12:07>> then I asked her if I could call her,
2:12:09but she was closing the door. I don't
2:12:11know if she heard me or not.
2:12:12>> [laughter]
2:12:12>> So, so
2:12:14>> did you walk her to your car and she
2:12:16didn't really say much to you and close
2:12:18the door in your face? Cuz that's what
2:12:19it sounds like.
2:12:20>> Well, it wasn't that bad. I was just a
2:12:23little nervous and so by the time I, you
2:12:25know, worked up the courage to ask if I
2:12:27could call her, she was closing the
2:12:28door. [laughter]
2:12:30>> I picture her driving out of the parking
2:12:31lot like, "Can I call?"
2:12:33>> No. Okay.
2:12:34>> Then she squealled off
2:12:35>> kind of. Kip, you sound like a really
2:12:38nice guy talking to you. But your
2:12:39description of the date sounds like you
2:12:41acted like an awkward perve.
2:12:44>> Yes.
2:12:45>> No, I I wasn't I wasn't being pervy. I
2:12:47was just that was what was on my mind
2:12:50about [laughter]
2:12:51her. And I I don't date a lot. And I
2:12:54thought that this girl was really nice
2:12:55and and we kind of had a nice time. I
2:12:58just was hoping you guys could help me
2:13:00figure out like what went wrong.
2:13:01>> Okay, we can definitely do that. What
2:13:03we'll do is we'll play a song, come
2:13:04back, call her, and get your second date
2:13:06update. Okay.
2:13:07>> Okay. Thanks, guys. [music]
2:13:08>> Okay, hang on. [laughter]
2:13:10>> Moving 92.5.
2:13:13>> Brooke and Jubel in the mornings. Second
2:13:15date update. I can honestly say out of
2:13:18all the second date updates we've ever
2:13:19done, the hundreds and hundreds and
2:13:21hundreds of second date updates, I've
2:13:23never wanted anybody to get a second
2:13:26date more than my man Kipling.
2:13:29>> Oh, [laughter]
2:13:30>> who's on the phone right now to do a
2:13:32second date update.
2:13:33>> It's [music] the story of an underdog.
2:13:34>> You might know him as the Kip Meister,
2:13:36the Kiponator,
2:13:38Mr. Kipplesworth.
2:13:41>> Kipling is on the phone right now. He's
2:13:42a great dude, but he got a little
2:13:45nervous on his first date.
2:13:46>> Yeah.
2:13:47>> Because he was ambushed
2:13:49by a woman [laughter]
2:13:51>> with big bazooms.
2:13:52>> How dare she?
2:13:54>> And that will happen from time to time.
2:13:56Kip was not ready for it. If you were
2:13:58listening to the first part of the
2:13:59second date update, Kip explained that
2:14:01he has not dated very much. He went out
2:14:03with a girl that he met through a
2:14:05coworker. And when he met her at the
2:14:07restaurant, which he was 15 minutes late
2:14:09to, by the way, she actually had a very
2:14:11large chest. And Kip was nervous the
2:14:14whole time and couldn't pay attention.
2:14:15[laughter] He barely heard a word she
2:14:17said. She ended the date by just hopping
2:14:19in the car and leaving. And he hasn't
2:14:21spoken to her since. Kipling, are you
2:14:23ready?
2:14:24>> Yeah. I hope you can work your magic or
2:14:26do your thing, you know.
2:14:27>> Well, we'll see if we can do our thing
2:14:29here. I'm going to dial the phone number
2:14:30right now. Okay.
2:14:31>> Okay.
2:14:40Hello.
2:14:41>> I was looking for Mona.
2:14:44>> Yeah, this is her.
2:14:45>> Hello, Mona. My name is Jubel and I host
2:14:48a radio show called Brook and Jubel in
2:14:49the Morning.
2:14:51>> Okay, [laughter]
2:14:53>> cool.
2:14:53>> Have you ever heard the show before at
2:14:55all?
2:14:55>> Yeah. No, I I mean, I've heard of you. I
2:14:57just don't listen that often.
2:15:00>> Okay, cool. Well, you may have never
2:15:02listened really before, but you're
2:15:03actually on the show right now.
2:15:05[laughter]
2:15:05>> What do you mean?
2:15:07>> I mean that one of our listeners
2:15:09actually sent us an email about you.
2:15:12>> About me?
2:15:13>> Yep.
2:15:14>> Really?
2:15:15>> Yep. And they said all nice things, too.
2:15:18>> That's great. What What's it about?
2:15:21[laughter]
2:15:22>> It's about a date that you went on
2:15:23recently.
2:15:24>> Really?
2:15:25>> Yeah. You went on a date with a guy
2:15:27named Kipling.
2:15:30Oh, wow. Yeah. You mean you mean Kip?
2:15:34>> I do. Yes, I do. And he actually emailed
2:15:36us because he wanted us to get a hold of
2:15:38you. I guess you're not calling him back
2:15:40since your date and he's confused.
2:15:43>> Yeah.
2:15:45[laughter]
2:15:46Um,
2:15:46>> is there a reason why you don't want to
2:15:48go out with him again?
2:15:49>> I mean, he seemed like a really sweet
2:15:51guy, but I I could just tell he was
2:15:53really really nervous. Like anxiously
2:15:55nervous. like kind of extremely awkward.
2:15:59>> On a scale of 1 to 10 of the most
2:16:01awkward dates you've ever been on, how
2:16:03was this date?
2:16:04>> A 15. [laughter]
2:16:07>> I'll tell you why I ask it like that.
2:16:08Cuz we actually talked to Kipling.
2:16:10Sounds like a nice guy, but he was also
2:16:12very nervous talking to us. So, I can't
2:16:14imagine how he would be on a date.
2:16:16>> Yeah. Like Yeah. Like everything you can
2:16:20imagine like times a thousand.
2:16:23[laughter] Oh no.
2:16:24>> Did it Did it get better as you guys
2:16:26hung out longer?
2:16:27>> No, it only got worse.
2:16:30>> How did it get worse?
2:16:32>> Like he showed up almost 20 minutes
2:16:35late,
2:16:35>> right?
2:16:36>> Without letting me know
2:16:39>> when he walked in though, despite being
2:16:4120 minutes late, were you kind of
2:16:42excited like, "Oh, he's cute."
2:16:44>> I mean, he was like nerdy awkward cute.
2:16:47Maybe this could end well. But I've been
2:16:50waiting for him to order and the
2:16:52waitress came and he gave her our menus
2:16:55and said we wouldn't be ordering food.
2:16:57We were just going to get drinks. But
2:16:58I'd waited all day to eat. It was
2:17:00already like after 7 and I hadn't eaten
2:17:03and all we were getting was drinks. Like
2:17:05we went to this nice restaurant and we
2:17:07weren't even going to get food. Like why
2:17:08did we [laughter] just go to the bar?
2:17:10>> Oh, I would have been like, "Hell no,
2:17:12I'm getting food. You don't even want to
2:17:14see me when I'm hungry right now." We
2:17:16were like a few drinks in and I started
2:17:17getting a little tipsy and I finally was
2:17:20like, "Hey man, like I'm really hungry.
2:17:21Like maybe order something." And he was
2:17:24like, "Yeah, sure. I'll get an appetizer
2:17:26for us to split."
2:17:28>> Oh, wow.
2:17:29>> So then he decides to get calamari,
2:17:31which is fine. It was great.
2:17:32>> Yeah.
2:17:33>> And I was eating and he could tell that
2:17:35I was uncomfortable. So then he says,
2:17:37"Can I ask you a question?" And of
2:17:39course I said, "Sure." and he asked me
2:17:43if I'm having a good time because my
2:17:46face doesn't look like I'm having a good
2:17:49time.
2:17:49>> Oh, [laughter]
2:17:51>> your face doesn't look like you're
2:17:53having fun. What' you say to that?
2:17:56[laughter]
2:17:57>> I just smiled and put more calamari in
2:17:59my mouth.
2:18:01>> Come on. You You were though probably
2:18:03showing some pain on your face at this
2:18:05point.
2:18:05>> I I think at that point, a few drinks
2:18:08in, no food in my stomach. I couldn't
2:18:10hide a thing.
2:18:11>> All right.
2:18:12>> Yeah.
2:18:12>> So, it was just a very awkward time for
2:18:14you.
2:18:15>> It was extremely awkward.
2:18:17>> All right. You know what else is going
2:18:18to be awkward?
2:18:19>> What?
2:18:20>> He's actually on the other line
2:18:22listening and wants to talk to you right
2:18:23now. [laughter]
2:18:24>> Wait, what?
2:18:25>> Yep. Kip, where you at?
2:18:28>> Hi, Mona.
2:18:30>> Oh, no.
2:18:32Hi, Kip. [laughter]
2:18:36>> Hi.
2:18:37>> Hello, Kip. Kib, why why are you doing
2:18:40this? I'm
2:18:42confused.
2:18:44>> Well, you weren't you weren't answering
2:18:46my messages.
2:18:48>> I thought I wanted to talk to you and
2:18:50see if you wanted to go on another date.
2:18:54[laughter]
2:18:54>> Okay.
2:18:56>> Did Did you hear what I said about our
2:18:58first date?
2:19:00>> Yeah. And but listen, the thing is,
2:19:03okay, so I don't date a lot and I
2:19:07>> I [laughter] really liked you and you
2:19:09made me nervous and I was already really
2:19:12nervous because I was late.
2:19:14>> Mhm.
2:19:14>> And and the thing is I just showed up
2:19:17and I just wasn't expecting a woman of
2:19:20your nature to be there. [laughter]
2:19:25>> What does that even mean? What did that
2:19:27mean, Kip? No, I just mean you're very
2:19:30you're very beautiful, you know. You're
2:19:32very captivate. You have captivating
2:19:34features,
2:19:35>> you know. [laughter]
2:19:37>> That's really that's really sweet.
2:19:39>> Yeah, it is.
2:19:41>> Yeah. And I just I just got nervous and
2:19:43that's why maybe I wasn't the best.
2:19:47Uh,
2:19:48>> like I was nervous and I could tell you
2:19:51you weren't having a good time and and
2:19:53the reason I didn't order a a bunch of
2:19:55food is because I don't know, maybe we
2:19:58were going to, you know, something was
2:20:00going to happen like [laughter]
2:20:02>> what?
2:20:03>> Wait, what are you talking about, Kip?
2:20:05What was going to happen if you ordered
2:20:07food?
2:20:08>> I don't know. Well, maybe you just if
2:20:10you know, you don't know what happens if
2:20:13if the date goes well and you know.
2:20:15>> Oh gosh.
2:20:16>> I just didn't want to have you know
2:20:19anyone to feel awkward about having bad
2:20:21breath or have stuff in their teeth or
2:20:23anything. [laughter]
2:20:25>> You mean like if you guys are going to
2:20:26kiss or something at the end there?
2:20:27>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
2:20:28>> Oh, I thought he was platting a lot more
2:20:30than that. Sorry.
2:20:31>> Me, too. But I'm not really giving Kip
2:20:33that much credit. [laughter]
2:20:34>> I was like, damn, son. Slow down.
2:20:37>> No, no, no. I I just meant kissing. Like
2:20:39we might kiss if it went well. It's a
2:20:41date. [laughter] How would you know?
2:20:43>> Okay.
2:20:44>> Tip, you know, like I I get being
2:20:46nervous like going on dates and stuff,
2:20:47but you probably don't want to ask if
2:20:51they're having a good time because their
2:20:52face doesn't look happy. [laughter]
2:20:55>> Kind of a turnoff.
2:20:57>> I didn't mean like that. I mean, your
2:20:59face is beautiful. You're I mean, your
2:21:01whole is beautiful. You're beautiful.
2:21:03You know, I didn't mean it like that. I
2:21:05just meant like I could tell like you
2:21:07weren't having a good time and I wanted
2:21:08you to have a good time, you know?
2:21:10>> Yeah, but like maybe you could have
2:21:12phrased it a little differently.
2:21:15[laughter]
2:21:15>> Yeah, I maybe I look I was nervous and I
2:21:19don't date a lot, okay? But like listen,
2:21:22I'm a really nice guy and you know you I
2:21:26just feel like I could do it right. You
2:21:28know, we could go somewhere and get food
2:21:31and and I don't know.
2:21:34Mona, think about it. Like, he's laying
2:21:36it all out there. Maybe next time
2:21:39because it's all out in the open, he
2:21:40won't have those same type of nerves.
2:21:43>> I mean, he's really sweet and everything
2:21:46he does seems pretty genuine. Um,
2:21:49>> well, how about this, Mona? Would you go
2:21:51out with Kip on a second date? I will
2:21:53pay for it.
2:21:54>> Oh. Um,
2:21:56>> free second date.
2:21:58>> What's that?
2:21:59>> Said we would get food this time.
2:22:01>> You can get food. I promise. Yes, we
2:22:03could do whatever. We could go bowling
2:22:05or get food or whatever.
2:22:06>> He's the same way. [laughter]
2:22:08>> Chip, you really like bowling, don't
2:22:11you?
2:22:12>> I just don't date a lot. And that's just
2:22:14the last date I went on. We went bowling
2:22:15and we had a great time.
2:22:18>> Oh,
2:22:19>> you guys don't have to go bowling if you
2:22:20don't want to, Mona. You can do
2:22:21anything. We will pay for it, though.
2:22:22Will you go out with Kibling again?
2:22:24>> Come on.
2:22:25>> You know what?
2:22:28I guess he does deserve a second chance.
2:22:31Whoa,
2:22:31>> that almost sounded not painful.
2:22:33[laughter]
2:22:34>> What does that mean?
2:22:35>> You're saying yes?
2:22:36>> Yes, I'll go out with Kip again.
2:22:39>> Yay. [laughter]
2:22:40>> Really?
2:22:41>> That it's You won't regret it. I
2:22:43promise. [laughter]
2:22:45>> Congratulations, Kipling. You got a
2:22:46second date, man.
2:22:48>> I can't believe you guys did this. This
2:22:50is amazing. [laughter]
2:22:51>> Kip, I can't believe we did it either,
2:22:53honestly.
2:22:57>> In the morning. [music]
2:23:14Normally, if somebody describes a first
2:23:16date as being strange and unexpected,
2:23:20>> that's the introduction scene to a
2:23:22seven-part crime docu series on Netflix.
2:23:25>> Wa. [laughter]
2:23:26>> At least that's what I picture in my
2:23:28head. went from zero to like 8,000.
2:23:30>> Well, you know, you know how they start.
2:23:32>> Yeah.
2:23:32>> She met a strange man. Next thing
2:23:35something unexpected happened.
2:23:37[laughter]
2:23:39>> It's very vague, but the voice, you
2:23:41know, that's how things go in my head.
2:23:43But today, one of our listeners said her
2:23:45date was strange and unexpected in a
2:23:48good way.
2:23:48>> Okay, that's awesome.
2:23:50>> That's rare.
2:23:50>> And now she's hoping to have another.
2:23:52Her name is Taylor. Taylor, you like it
2:23:55strange? [laughter]
2:23:56>> No, it was really weird. It was a first.
2:23:58All right, I'll tell you that.
2:23:59>> Oh, I'm excited to hear about this.
2:24:01>> She sounded happy about it.
2:24:02>> I'm scared.
2:24:03>> So, what's the name of the guy that you
2:24:05went out with? What's his name?
2:24:06>> Murphy. I met him online. Murphy Murphy.
2:24:09>> I mean, strange things always happen
2:24:10from online.
2:24:12>> Yeah. So, what did you and Murphy do?
2:24:14>> So, we started out, we were just going
2:24:15to have like coffee and walk around the
2:24:17park a little bit, right?
2:24:19>> It's a good get to know you date.
2:24:21>> Yeah, we just wanted to keep it casual
2:24:22and get to know each other, you know?
2:24:24>> Okay.
2:24:24>> Until something unexpected.
2:24:27Stop. [laughter]
2:24:29>> Scary.
2:24:30>> I mean, really, honestly, like what what
2:24:31could happen that would make it so
2:24:33strange? This wasn't at like 2:00 in the
2:24:34morning or anything that you were doing
2:24:35this, right? It was daylight.
2:24:37>> Yeah, it was like we met at two.
2:24:39>> Okay.
2:24:39>> And he seemed like really fun and
2:24:41comfortable to hang out with, you know?
2:24:42I felt like I could like really kind of
2:24:44be myself around him.
2:24:45>> Oh, that's the best feeling.
2:24:47>> It is. It honestly is what you should
2:24:49strive for in every relationship.
2:24:51>> Yeah. So, when did things start to turn?
2:24:53>> It wasn't even awkward at all. So then
2:24:55we're sitting on the bench and like he
2:24:57was like on the phone and his eyes got
2:24:59really wide and I couldn't really hear
2:25:00what was going on, but all I could hear
2:25:03was he goes, "Don't worry. I'll handle
2:25:05it."
2:25:06>> Okay.
2:25:07>> Don't worry.
2:25:07>> Oh, so he was I mean he took the phone
2:25:09call then right in front of you.
2:25:11>> Yeah. But he said, "Hold on. I got to
2:25:13take this. This is important."
2:25:14>> Okay.
2:25:16>> So I mean that could be anything though.
2:25:19>> You don't answer a call on a date unless
2:25:21it's big.
2:25:22>> Yeah. But even handling stuff, what's a
2:25:24good thing that you can handle?
2:25:26>> Yeah, it it sounds like you're about to
2:25:28help someone hide a body.
2:25:29>> Yeah, exactly.
2:25:30>> I was like, you know,
2:25:31>> hey, go buy your grandma [laughter]
2:25:32flowers. Like, I'll handle it.
2:25:33>> Maybe he's got a library fine and he
2:25:35means I'll handle it. Don't worry.
2:25:37>> Still doesn't fit, right? [laughter] Who
2:25:39gets library book?
2:25:41>> It could be innocent.
2:25:42>> Okay. Well, what happened?
2:25:44>> So, it turned out that it was his
2:25:45brother-in-law and so his sister was
2:25:48going into early labor. She was about to
2:25:50have a baby like any second. Oh my gosh.
2:25:52>> And he'll handle the birth.
2:25:55>> What is he talking about?
2:25:56>> He'll handle the baby.
2:25:58>> Well, the brother-in-law was freaking
2:26:00out because he hadn't painted the baby's
2:26:02room yet.
2:26:03>> A That's so cute.
2:26:06>> So, what did he do? Like, he meant that
2:26:07he's going to go paint the baby's room.
2:26:09>> So, I thought he was just going to
2:26:10leave, but he actually said to me, "Hey,
2:26:12do you want to come paint the baby's
2:26:13room with me?" And I'm like, "Right
2:26:15now?" Like,
2:26:16>> I think that's cute.
2:26:18>> It was cute.
2:26:19>> I hope they let air out. Baby's going to
2:26:21get fine.
2:26:21>> You would be if a guy asked you to go
2:26:23paint a room for your day, you would be
2:26:25up for it.
2:26:25>> I wouldn't paint, but I'd like sit in
2:26:27the room while he did.
2:26:28>> Oh my [laughter] god, I like this.
2:26:29>> That's hard labor.
2:26:30>> I'm thinking babies.
2:26:31>> Moving a brush up and down. [laughter]
2:26:33Yeah, I would totally do. I think it's
2:26:34darling.
2:26:35>> So, Taylor, is that what you did? Did
2:26:36you actually do that?
2:26:38>> I actually did it and we ended up having
2:26:40some drinks and like we got some pizza
2:26:42while we were doing it and we were
2:26:43having like so much fun.
2:26:45>> Wait a minute. You painted his sister's
2:26:47baby room for free and this guy is not
2:26:50calling you back.
2:26:51>> Hey, he's painter and pizza.
2:26:53[laughter]
2:26:54>> I'm That's kind of messed up.
2:26:56>> It kind of is, but it turned out to be
2:26:58so much fun. Like I was over there for 3
2:27:00hours with him just hanging out. Like it
2:27:02was so
2:27:03>> Three hours is a long time
2:27:05>> for sure.
2:27:05>> Is there anything in that span that
2:27:08maybe didn't go so well? You know, I
2:27:10have been going over and over in my mind
2:27:12and I can't think of anything I did or
2:27:14said wrong or I didn't have spinach in
2:27:17my teeth. Like
2:27:17>> instead of doing your paint strokes up
2:27:19and down, did you do them side to side
2:27:21like a [laughter] noob?
2:27:22>> Not getting the call back now.
2:27:24>> Oh man, you need to you need to do the
2:27:26all over the chaos method.
2:27:28>> Looks better.
2:27:28>> You were thinking with the roller.
2:27:30>> Yeah.
2:27:30>> I don't even know if she had one of
2:27:32those. [laughter]
2:27:34>> Like maybe you were just like
2:27:35friend-zoned. Did it feel to like hang
2:27:38out and less date?
2:27:39>> No, cuz at the end we did kiss.
2:27:42>> Oh.
2:27:42>> Oh,
2:27:42>> maybe he really likes his friends.
2:27:44>> As long as you [clears throat] didn't
2:27:45make baby jokes, you're probably good.
2:27:46>> Yeah. [laughter]
2:27:47>> What kind of baby jokes did you make?
2:27:51>> Did you?
2:27:52>> I don't know. I just wouldn't want
2:27:53someone to talk about babies to me.
2:27:54>> Okay.
2:27:54>> Oh, okay. Never mind.
2:27:56>> All right.
2:27:56>> All right.
2:27:57>> Well, we definitely have a mystery on
2:27:59our hands right now, Taylor. We're going
2:28:01to play a song. We're going to come
2:28:02back.
2:28:02>> Unsolved mystery.
2:28:03>> An unsolved mystery for sure. When we
2:28:05come back after the break, we're going
2:28:07to find out, was it the paint?
2:28:11[laughter]
2:28:12>> What happened with the mysterious baby
2:28:15that never materialized after the date?
2:28:19>> That sounds really bad, doesn't it?
2:28:20>> It does. [laughter] It does. It sounds
2:28:22like we should call a homicide team or
2:28:24something.
2:28:25>> I got to write these out more before I
2:28:27say stuff. [laughter]
2:28:29>> Hold on, Taylor. We'll be right back.
2:28:30[music]
2:28:31>> A moonlit walk on a secluded beach.
2:28:34Okay.
2:28:35>> Picking strawberries together at sunset.
2:28:38>> A
2:28:38>> putting a second coat of polyurethane
2:28:41paint sealer on a nursery room wall.
2:28:44>> A
2:28:46[laughter]
2:28:46>> I'm going to cry.
2:28:47>> It's not your stereotypical romantic
2:28:49first date.
2:28:50>> Oh my god. Polyurethane. That's pretty
2:28:52intense.
2:28:52>> It's [laughter] It's powerful.
2:28:54>> Oh, I don't even know what that means.
2:28:55>> It'll give you some feelings. That's for
2:28:57sure. It will. One of our listeners,
2:28:58Taylor, said she felt sparks after her
2:29:01date Murphy got an emergency call
2:29:04midcoff date, letting him know that his
2:29:06sister had gone into early labor and
2:29:08that he needed to go and paint their
2:29:10baby's room immediately before they got
2:29:12back from the hospital. And Taylor was
2:29:14invited to go along for the ride.
2:29:16>> Yeah.
2:29:16>> And she did.
2:29:17>> I know. And it's so cute, Taylor,
2:29:19because it really shows what a good
2:29:20brother he is.
2:29:22>> Yeah. I mean, like, it was adorable. I
2:29:24actually had so much fun with him. I
2:29:26forgot to ask. What color did you guys
2:29:28do?
2:29:28>> We did like light blues and like grays
2:29:31and light greens.
2:29:33>> Okay. Very classy.
2:29:35>> So, how long has it been since your
2:29:37date? Cuz we never asked you that in the
2:29:39first part.
2:29:39>> It's been like two weeks.
2:29:42>> At least it hasn't been two years.
2:29:44>> It's a toddler now.
2:29:45>> I totally get though that like maybe
2:29:47there's a new baby and he's busy with
2:29:48his family and stuff, but like I mean
2:29:50that would take like a week, not like
2:29:52two weeks. I don't know. Maybe she's
2:29:54still in labor and the baby hasn't come
2:29:55[laughter] yet.
2:29:57>> Poor woman.
2:29:57>> Oh my god. That poor woman. Oh my god.
2:29:59>> But I don't know.
2:30:00>> I mean, that's sweet, but I don't think
2:30:01a uncle has a lot to do in the first two
2:30:04weeks of a baby being born. They don't
2:30:05do a whole lot.
2:30:06>> Hey, we got to write a lot of jokes to
2:30:08get ready for that baby.
2:30:10>> Well, let's find out. We're going to
2:30:12call Murphy for you and we're going to
2:30:13try and get you your second date. You
2:30:15ready, Taylor?
2:30:16>> Oh my god. Yeah. Okay, take a deep
2:30:19breath. Here we go.
2:30:29Hello.
2:30:30>> Hi. Can I speak to Murphy, please?
2:30:32>> This is he.
2:30:33>> Hi, Murphy. My name is Jeffrey from the
2:30:35radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the
2:30:36morning. You have a second to talk with
2:30:37us?
2:30:38>> Um, no. No.
2:30:41>> Well, hold on.
2:30:42>> Is it free stuff?
2:30:44>> Yeah, [laughter]
2:30:44>> it could be. It could be.
2:30:46>> Maybe. Yeah. This call is not collect
2:30:48either. That's totally free. The reason
2:30:50why we're ringing you is because we're
2:30:52doing a segment called a second date.
2:30:54Have you ever heard of that before?
2:30:55>> Uh, yeah, actually.
2:30:57>> Okay.
2:30:58>> Okay.
2:30:58>> So, then you know how that works?
2:31:01>> Um, yeah. I'm trying to think of which
2:31:04end of this I'm on. I get to follow up
2:31:06or somebody checking in on me.
2:31:08>> Oh, did you send us an email? [laughter]
2:31:11>> This is confusing.
2:31:12>> I don't think you remember how this
2:31:14works at all. Actually, you just said
2:31:16that.
2:31:16>> Maybe it's better if we explain. You
2:31:18recently went on a date with somebody
2:31:20and afterwards you're not calling them
2:31:22back and they're curious why.
2:31:25>> Okay.
2:31:26>> Um Yeah.
2:31:27>> Okay. Remembering.
2:31:28>> All right. Murphy.
2:31:29>> And the girl that reached out to us
2:31:30about you, her name is Taylor.
2:31:34>> Yeah. Okay. Yes.
2:31:36>> Why are you laughing?
2:31:37>> Um I don't know. I guess uh how
2:31:41>> what
2:31:44>> you Okay, man. You sound really nervous.
2:31:46>> I I get it, though. I mean, it'd be
2:31:47really weird to get randomly called by a
2:31:49radio station and asked about it's a
2:31:51pretty personal thing. You went on a
2:31:53long date with Taylor.
2:31:54>> Yeah.
2:31:55>> If I can ask what was it that Taylor
2:31:58shared?
2:31:58>> Well, I mean, she pretty much told us
2:32:00the entire thing that you were supposed
2:32:02to go out and walk through the park and
2:32:05you ended up getting a phone call from
2:32:07your brother-in-law who said your sister
2:32:08went into early labor and that led to
2:32:10you and Taylor going back to your
2:32:12sister's house and painting her baby's
2:32:14room for her.
2:32:15>> Yep. Uh, we did do that. Is that all she
2:32:18said that we did?
2:32:19>> I mean, she said you ate pizza, drank a
2:32:22little bit, and kissed. You had a nice
2:32:24kiss.
2:32:24>> I mean, she described it as a really
2:32:26nice time with you.
2:32:27>> Yeah,
2:32:27>> it was really fun. Um, but there might
2:32:30be a little bit more. Not really sure
2:32:32it's my place to say this year.
2:32:33>> Wait, there's more to the date, you're
2:32:35saying?
2:32:36>> Yeah, I know. It was super fun and then
2:32:37it got awkward, you know?
2:32:40>> We don't know at all.
2:32:42>> Awkward. I just felt like it was pretty
2:32:44awkward for how fast things went.
2:32:46>> Wait, you're the one that invited her
2:32:47back to your sister's house to paint the
2:32:49baby room. That's on you.
2:32:51>> Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean
2:32:52move fast?
2:32:53>> Like, okay, first of all, that was
2:32:54amazing. I thought that was cool. I had
2:32:56to do that for my family, but I'm not
2:32:58sure what I didn't say on your show
2:33:00regarding this, but we we like
2:33:02>> we did it.
2:33:03>> You had
2:33:03>> You did what?
2:33:04>> Nice. We [laughter]
2:33:07>> say
2:33:08>> I think that that's a natural thing to
2:33:10happen between two consenting adults.
2:33:12>> Well, what' you do?
2:33:14>> We did it, man. I'm not I don't know.
2:33:15I'm trying to be cool here.
2:33:17>> Okay. Why Why are you acting so
2:33:18[laughter] weird about it then? If you
2:33:20hooked up, then that's that should be
2:33:21okay.
2:33:22>> It's fine.
2:33:23>> He was in a baby's room. [laughter]
2:33:26>> That's on you.
2:33:27>> Yeah. It's not fair that you've left
2:33:30Taylor hanging this whole time based on
2:33:32something that's going on inside your
2:33:33head. I mean, just like I told my
2:33:35brother-in-law, I got pissed.
2:33:36>> Why would you tell your brother-in-law
2:33:39doing you just keep that to yourself?
2:33:41Take it away.
2:33:41>> You know who you need to be talking to
2:33:43about this is Taylor. And thank God
2:33:46you've already kind of told her because
2:33:47I need to let you know that she's been
2:33:49on the other line listening and she
2:33:50wants to talk to you. Dude,
2:33:52>> shut up. She's not on the phone.
2:33:53>> Yes, she is.
2:33:55>> Taylor, you there?
2:33:56>> Yeah. I can't believe that you told
2:33:59people that on the air. Oh, it's no big
2:34:03deal. It's fine.
2:34:04>> It's not like the baby was present in
2:34:05the room when you guys did it. The room
2:34:07was empty, [laughter]
2:34:08>> but they like christened a room that
2:34:10child will live in forever.
2:34:12>> They painted it. They deserve it.
2:34:14>> I'm going to tell you, [laughter] as a
2:34:15parent, there's much worse things
2:34:17that'll probably happen. I don't know.
2:34:19I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
2:34:22>> It's not that big of a deal.
2:34:23>> Taylor, how are you feeling right now
2:34:25hearing all of this? I mean, I get that
2:34:27you feel guilty, but I thought we had a
2:34:29really good connection and you know, it
2:34:31was like up to you too to do it in that
2:34:33room. You know,
2:34:35>> that was really fun. Good connection.
2:34:37[laughter]
2:34:39>> I didn't know it was going to be awkward
2:34:41as it was after.
2:34:42>> But I feel like it was just so awkward
2:34:44like because it was in the baby's room.
2:34:46>> It's like in your grandma's room,
2:34:48>> right? And it sounds like you made it
2:34:49awkward. Like why would you tell your
2:34:51brother-in-law? [laughter]
2:34:53>> I felt guilty about doing it in his
2:34:54room. It's not my house. It's not my
2:34:56place.
2:34:57>> So, you clean conscious?
2:34:58>> Yeah. [laughter]
2:34:59>> I mean, it's a good sign, Taylor, that
2:35:01he's very honest.
2:35:02>> Too honest, honestly. [laughter]
2:35:04>> But like, if he ever met me, like, would
2:35:06he know that that was me?
2:35:08>> Oh.
2:35:09>> Oh. Would the brother-in-law know? Is
2:35:10that what you say it was her? Right.
2:35:12>> Well, maybe the paint marks on your
2:35:13clothes might be a hint. [laughter]
2:35:16>> But it sounds like there's still a
2:35:18connection between you guys. It's just
2:35:21Murphy. You have to get over it. If the
2:35:22brother doesn't know, then it's not like
2:35:24it's going to be awkward if they ever
2:35:25meet.
2:35:26>> Well, I don't want to lie to him that
2:35:27it's like not eventually her. What do
2:35:29you guys think?
2:35:30>> I don't think you have to lie to him,
2:35:31Murphy. I just think you just leave it
2:35:33out of conversation. [laughter] I highly
2:35:34doubt
2:35:35>> Do you have to tell everybody every
2:35:37place that you do it every time?
2:35:39>> Hey, name's Murphy. I slept with
2:35:41someone. [laughter]
2:35:42>> Nice to meet you.
2:35:45I don't want to sound pathetic, but like
2:35:47what if it's like the birth of a new
2:35:49baby and then like also the birth of a
2:35:51new connection with someone, you know?
2:35:53>> I like that you're making it deeper.
2:35:55[laughter]
2:35:56>> Are you saying, Taylor, that you got
2:35:57pregnant in there and there's an
2:35:58opportunity?
2:36:00>> I don't What are you saying?
2:36:02>> I'm just saying like maybe [laughter]
2:36:06>> he really wants you to answer that.
2:36:09>> Murf just got nervous.
2:36:10>> Well, I don't know. It's only been two
2:36:12weeks, so I don't know.
2:36:14Murphy, you may have to see her again.
2:36:17>> Yeah. I mean, [laughter]
2:36:18>> just to be a good guy, Murphy, I need to
2:36:21ask you,
2:36:22>> would you like to go out with Taylor one
2:36:23more time? We're going to pay for it.
2:36:25>> It'll be a funny story someday.
2:36:27>> I guess I'll go out with her again.
2:36:29Maybe we can do it at my place.
2:36:31>> Okay.
2:36:31>> You don't need to plan it. [laughter]
2:36:33>> We really don't.
2:36:34>> Really romantic.
2:36:35>> Send out a memo to let everybody know.
2:36:37>> Excuse me. Do I get a stay in this? I
2:36:39mean, I'd like to say where we get to do
2:36:41it. [laughter]
2:36:42That's fair.
2:36:46>> Moving 92.5.
2:36:49>> Brooke and Jubil's second date update.
2:36:52>> The girl on the phone for a second date
2:36:53[music] update today thinks she's not
2:36:55getting a call back because her profile
2:36:57picture looked a little different.
2:36:59>> Uhoh.
2:37:00>> Than what she looked like when she
2:37:01showed up for her date.
2:37:02>> Okay.
2:37:02>> And when I say a little different, I
2:37:04mean a lot different. I mean like I
2:37:06would have been disturbed. [laughter]
2:37:08>> And nothing disturbs you.
2:37:09>> What's up, Jamie? How are you? Hey,
2:37:12how's it going?
2:37:12>> Good. So, you showed up on your date
2:37:15looking a little different than your
2:37:16Tinder profile picture.
2:37:18>> Yeah, I think I surprised him a bit. Um,
2:37:23>> why would you do that? Why would you use
2:37:24like an old picture or something?
2:37:26>> Um, it wasn't that my face looked
2:37:28different, but uh I was kind of eight
2:37:31months pregnant.
2:37:33>> Wait, you're eight months pregnant right
2:37:35now?
2:37:35>> No, I was. This happened like three
2:37:37months ago. Yeah, she was eight months
2:37:39pregnant when she showed up to her date
2:37:41[laughter] and didn't tell the dude.
2:37:43That's what your email said. Why would
2:37:45you do that, Jamie?
2:37:46>> Girlfriend,
2:37:47>> I just, you know what, I was feeling
2:37:49pretty lonely and like, you know, the
2:37:51dad's not around in the picture at all.
2:37:54And I just kind of wanted to like have a
2:37:56pleasant conversation with a potentially
2:38:00nice gentleman who would be interested
2:38:02in eating some food with my hungry
2:38:05belly. You know what I mean? Do you know
2:38:07what? I am all for you dating while
2:38:09pregnant and doing whatever you need to
2:38:10do to feel better. But what did you
2:38:13expect him to react like when you showed
2:38:15up very [laughter] pregnant?
2:38:17>> I don't know. I think I was just hoping
2:38:18for the best. Cuz you know what? When I
2:38:20told other guys, "Yeah, I'm pregnant."
2:38:22They were like, "Oh." Then they never
2:38:24got back to me. So, I'm like this. I'm
2:38:26like, "I'm just going to go." Honestly,
2:38:28like I didn't put on weight anywhere
2:38:29else. Like it was just the obvious
2:38:32pregnant belly. It looked like I had a
2:38:33basketball under my stomach. So, was he
2:38:35not into it or did he go like, "Yeah,
2:38:38bonus. I've been wanting to go out with
2:38:39a pregnant girl for a while now."
2:38:42>> He was clearly shocked. Like totally
2:38:44shocked. Yeah.
2:38:45>> What did he say?
2:38:46>> He was like, "Jamie,
2:38:49uh, didn't expect this."
2:38:52>> And did you answer back, "Yeah, I dyed
2:38:54my hair. I know it's different."
2:38:55[laughter]
2:38:57>> Oh my god. So, did you just launch into
2:39:00apologizing or saying, "I'm sorry, I
2:39:02didn't tell you." What' you say?
2:39:04>> Yeah, I was just like, "Hey, sorry I
2:39:07didn't tell you. Um, it's been real hard
2:39:09getting a date while pregnant." And he
2:39:10was like, "Uh."
2:39:12>> All right. So,
2:39:13>> really [laughter] funny.
2:39:14>> How did the rest of the evening go with
2:39:16him then? I mean, was he still cool to
2:39:18you?
2:39:18>> Yeah, it was actually a really great
2:39:20evening. Like, we just talked. We had a
2:39:22great conversation. you know, it was
2:39:25like at least an hour and a half or two
2:39:28and like
2:39:29>> ate dinner, hung out, and um you know,
2:39:32we paid for the meal, which is super
2:39:34nice. Like I always offer,
2:39:36>> especially when you're eight months
2:39:37pregnant, that's a lot of food.
2:39:38>> Yeah.
2:39:38>> Oh, yeah. I could back when I was
2:39:40pregnant.
2:39:41>> Yeah.
2:39:41>> Um [laughter]
2:39:43>> but uh you know, and and he walked me to
2:39:46the car and we didn't like make out or
2:39:48anything after the meal. And um
2:39:50>> you let him feel the baby kick.
2:39:52[laughter]
2:39:54No, that's a little too,
2:39:56>> you know. I I had one of those shirts
2:39:57that said hands off. No, I wasn't
2:39:59wearing that one to dinner, but
2:40:01[laughter]
2:40:01you know, I'm like, don't touch me.
2:40:03Don't, you know.
2:40:04>> So, no kiss. Did you guys hug at all or
2:40:07anything?
2:40:08>> It's just like, you know, the out hug
2:40:10plus a massive belly in the way.
2:40:12>> Yeah. [laughter]
2:40:13>> No. Did you expect him to call you back
2:40:15and go on another date?
2:40:17>> We didn't talk about it or like say,
2:40:19"Let's do this again." because it was
2:40:21just kind of like a pleasant goodbye.
2:40:23And and I didn't reach out to him
2:40:25>> after that. I figured like,
2:40:28>> you know, I already surprised the guy.
2:40:29If he wanted to see me again, he'd reach
2:40:31out to me. You know,
2:40:32>> should have invited him to the delivery
2:40:34room. [laughter]
2:40:35>> I didn't want to um pursue it too much
2:40:38since I obviously wasn't honest with him
2:40:41in the first place, right? But honestly,
2:40:43like I' I've been thinking about him
2:40:45since and
2:40:47>> I would really like to go out with him
2:40:48again. He was like a genuinely nice guy
2:40:51and they're pretty hard to come by.
2:40:53>> Okay. Okay.
2:40:54>> And you're not pregnant anymore, right?
2:40:55>> No, no, no. That you know, I you know, I
2:40:57have a three-month-old. She's beautiful.
2:40:59I'm I'm ready to date.
2:41:01>> Okay.
2:41:02>> Cool. Well, play a song, come back, and
2:41:04then we'll get your second date update.
2:41:05All right.
2:41:06>> Thank you.
2:41:06>> Okay. Hang on. cuz she
2:41:08>> moving 92.5
2:41:11>> Brooke and Jubel in the mornings second
2:41:13date update.
2:41:14>> If you're just joining us for today's
2:41:15second date update, Jamie is on the
2:41:17phone and her first date was actually a
2:41:20three-way.
2:41:21>> What? No,
2:41:23>> it was her, her unborn child, and a dude
2:41:26named Max. [laughter] And they met
2:41:29online and met up at a restaurant to
2:41:31eat. The only thing was he didn't know
2:41:33that she was pregnant when they decided
2:41:35to go out. She waited until she showed
2:41:37up. Yeah, she was eight months pregnant
2:41:39when she showed up for the date. And
2:41:40this dude still stuck around and had
2:41:42dinner with her, but they obviously
2:41:43haven't talked since. And she wants to
2:41:44call him and say now that the baby is
2:41:46exploded out of her body, she's ready to
2:41:48go on a real date with him.
2:41:51>> I'm glad you really understand child
2:41:52birth.
2:41:53>> Yeah, it's a big explosion, lots of
2:41:54fireworks and things. All right, Jamie,
2:41:57you about ready to give Max a call?
2:41:59>> Yes. Are you nervous?
2:42:01>> Yes. [laughter] He was seriously great.
2:42:03He was really nice. I'm, you know, I'm
2:42:05excited about it.
2:42:06>> Yeah. Anybody that would hang out and
2:42:08have dinner with you for like two hours
2:42:10when you surprised him by being eight
2:42:11months pregnant on your date sounds like
2:42:13he's probably a pretty decent dude.
2:42:15>> Seriously.
2:42:16>> All right. Well, I'm going to dial one
2:42:17number right now. Here we go.
2:42:28>> Hello.
2:42:29>> Hi. Can I speak to Max, please?
2:42:31>> Uh, yeah. I'm Max.
2:42:32>> Hey, Max. How are you? This is Jubel
2:42:34from Brook and Jubel in the Morning.
2:42:36>> Um, hi.
2:42:38>> Hi. [laughter]
2:42:40Do you know what Brooke and Jubel in the
2:42:42Morning is?
2:42:43>> No. Yeah, I think I've heard of you.
2:42:45>> Wonderful. All right. Perfect. Good to
2:42:47see that we're tracking with people.
2:42:48That's always good. [laughter]
2:42:50Well, I'm calling you today because one
2:42:51of our listeners actually emailed us
2:42:53about you.
2:42:54>> Um, I don't know why they would have
2:42:56done that, but okay. It's because you
2:42:59went out on a date with them and you
2:43:00wowed them and they miss you and they
2:43:03want to see you again. [laughter]
2:43:05>> Um, that is not ringing any bells, but
2:43:09I'll take your word for it.
2:43:10>> All right. Well, I I'm going to say that
2:43:12you probably remember going on a date
2:43:14with this person because she was
2:43:16actually eight months pregnant when you
2:43:18guys went out.
2:43:19>> Oh. Uh, uh, what, Julie or Jamie or
2:43:23something like that?
2:43:24>> Jamie. Her name was Jamie.
2:43:25>> Remember the pregnant girl's name? This
2:43:27was like three or four months ago. I
2:43:30don't remember everything about it.
2:43:32[laughter]
2:43:32>> All right. Well, her name was Jamie and
2:43:35she liked you a lot and she's wondering
2:43:37why you guys haven't spoken since your
2:43:40date.
2:43:41>> What do you mean why we haven't talked?
2:43:43She hasn't tried to call me.
2:43:45>> It's a good point.
2:43:46>> I don't I don't know what she's after
2:43:48from me if she's not interested in, you
2:43:50know, picking up the phone herself.
2:43:52>> Yeah. Well, I guess this is now her
2:43:54contacting you through us, but I guess
2:43:56she was hoping maybe you liked her
2:43:57enough to hit her up.
2:43:59>> Um,
2:44:00she was a nice girl. I just didn't
2:44:02really feel like hitting her up, you
2:44:05know?
2:44:05>> Yeah, it'd be a lot to be surprised by
2:44:08someone that's eight months pregnant. I
2:44:10mean, that's a lot to date.
2:44:12>> Yeah. Among other things, I wasn't
2:44:13entirely on board with that.
2:44:15>> That's not the only thing. Um, you know,
2:44:18I kind of felt like she was a a scammer
2:44:21a bit to be honest.
2:44:22>> Oh, she's doing the old fake pregnancy
2:44:25date thing. Huh?
2:44:27>> Women love doing that. They put on fake
2:44:30baby bump and then go and make guys buy
2:44:31them dinner. They do it all the time cuz
2:44:33they know how much guys like pregnant
2:44:34chicks.
2:44:35>> What are you talking?
2:44:36>> Am I right, Max?
2:44:37>> Well, no. I I believe the pregnancy was
2:44:39real, but
2:44:41>> you know, her [laughter]
2:44:42her photo didn't show anything about
2:44:44that. So then, you know, I I arrive and
2:44:47there she is and she's 8 months pregnant
2:44:49and that's a surprise, but I'm not just
2:44:52going to turn around and walk out
2:44:53immediately.
2:44:54>> Yes.
2:44:54>> Like I'm not going to be the guy to be a
2:44:57to the lonely pregnant girl, right? So I
2:44:59[laughter] kind of felt like I was
2:45:01trapped there and like I feel like she
2:45:03was just sort of exploiting the
2:45:04pregnancy to get me to pay for her
2:45:06dinner.
2:45:07>> What?
2:45:08>> You think that she was using pregnancy
2:45:10to get free food out of you? What?
2:45:12>> Um, you know, I actually I brought that
2:45:14up as a joke and she confirmed it.
2:45:17>> How did she confirm it?
2:45:18>> Whoa.
2:45:18>> She said, "Yes, I'm trying to use dudes
2:45:20to buy me dinner [laughter] because I'm
2:45:22pregnant."
2:45:24>> Basically, what she said was
2:45:27she's aware of the like the shock of her
2:45:30pregnancy and as long as she's got that
2:45:34and she knows the effect it's going to
2:45:35have, why not use it?
2:45:37>> Okay. What? But she was I mean you were
2:45:40joking obviously so she was probably
2:45:41joking too.
2:45:42>> I mean it could have been a joke but she
2:45:44said she's done it before a couple of
2:45:46times. So I'm I'm not sure that I'm I'm
2:45:49buying the joke angle.
2:45:50>> Uh hey it's Jamie. Listen, you're
2:45:52totally wrong about all that. [laughter]
2:45:55>> Oh wait. Uh okay. Uh who who is that?
2:46:00>> It's me Jamie.
2:46:01>> Yeah. Max Jamie is on the other line
2:46:03listening and wants to talk to you.
2:46:05[laughter]
2:46:05>> Okay. Uh, why didn't you give me a heads
2:46:07up about that, man?
2:46:09>> Yeah, sorry. Forgiveful. I'm very
2:46:10forgetful sometimes.
2:46:12>> Hey, listen. Like, I don't do it
2:46:15anymore. Like, I had the baby,
2:46:17>> you know?
2:46:18>> Wait, hold on. Hold on. Jamie, you're
2:46:20saying that you were using men to pay
2:46:23for dinners while you were pregnant?
2:46:25>> I mean, they don't have to stay. They
2:46:27could have left. And I always offer to
2:46:29pay my half, but like they're offering.
2:46:33I thought you were I thought you were
2:46:34going out with him because you wanted to
2:46:36go on a date, not because you were
2:46:37hungry.
2:46:38>> No, I do actually want to go on a like a
2:46:41real second date with him now, though,
2:46:43cuz out of all the guys that paid for my
2:46:44meals, he was like the best. [laughter]
2:46:48>> What did you hear that, Max? What a good
2:46:50review. You were like the nicest dude to
2:46:52get used.
2:46:52>> Um, I'm not sure that like being the
2:46:56nicest uh scam victim is the great basis
2:46:59for a relationship. [laughter]
2:47:00>> It wasn't a scam. like I I actually
2:47:02really like you and you know what I
2:47:04mean. It's just like out of all the guys
2:47:07like you I just I like you the most and
2:47:09and
2:47:11it's just coming out wrong. Everything's
2:47:12just coming out wrong.
2:47:13>> Oh, I don't think
2:47:16>> Yeah, it's coming out wrong. It's It's
2:47:17coming out a couple of kinds of wrong.
2:47:19Um [laughter] like you had the
2:47:21misleading photo at the beginning. Yeah,
2:47:23you did offer to pay, but it was sort of
2:47:25that, oh, I guess you know if you want
2:47:27me to. And it it with that sort of like
2:47:29really reluctant like I'm going to offer
2:47:31because I have to but I don't really
2:47:32want to like
2:47:34>> I mean you were nice. I just don't know
2:47:36that I [clears throat] buy the
2:47:37authenticity you know.
2:47:39>> Nice. How is she nice? She was using men
2:47:41for food. Jamie
2:47:43>> Max if this is a scam then why would I
2:47:45call a radio station to try to get a
2:47:47hold of you? Like obviously I actually
2:47:49want to go on another date with you.
2:47:51Like do you guys think it's a scam?
2:47:54>> I don't know. I mean we do offer free
2:47:56food. Yeah, that's
2:47:57>> like we offer to send you out on a
2:47:59second date at the end of it. Are you
2:48:00trying to scam us, too, Jamie?
2:48:01>> Are you just really hungry?
2:48:03>> No. In fact, I don't even need the free
2:48:05date. I'll pay for the date.
2:48:07>> Hold on.
2:48:07>> Okay. Well, then Max, would you like to
2:48:09go out with Jamie on a second date? She
2:48:12will pay for it cuz I'm not allowing you
2:48:14to use me, Jamie. [laughter]
2:48:16>> Um,
2:48:18I don't know. I don't know that I'm want
2:48:21>> even debating this. Jamie, you can't
2:48:22like pray on people's kindness for your
2:48:24own gain. That's what you were doing
2:48:26while you were pregnant to all these
2:48:27people.
2:48:28>> Oh my god, that's so wrong though
2:48:30because I actually did offer to pay
2:48:32every single time and I'm offering to
2:48:34pay for this date.
2:48:35>> True. She is right.
2:48:36>> Which you know the check's going to come
2:48:37and be like, "Oh, you want to split it
2:48:39or it's on you."
2:48:41>> No, you're blowing this out of
2:48:42proportion. I'm telling you, I am going
2:48:44to pay for this. [laughter]
2:48:46>> This is so weird, Max.
2:48:48>> All right, I'm gonna ask you one more
2:48:49time. Will you go out with Jamie on
2:48:51another date? She will pay for it.
2:48:52>> Uh, no. This is too weird. Like, it
2:48:56seemed like a scam three months ago.
2:48:58She's offering to pay now, but she had
2:49:00to go through a radio station instead of
2:49:02calling me directly. I just I don't know
2:49:04what's going on. I got bad vibes from
2:49:06this whole thing. No.
2:49:08>> You know what, Max? Screw yourself then.
2:49:09All right. You're just angry I didn't
2:49:10hook up with you that night.
2:49:12>> Yeah, [laughter] he probably is very
2:49:14angry that he didn't get to hook up with
2:49:15a woman who was eight months pregnant. I
2:49:17know I would be.
2:49:18>> Whatever. You guys are jerks. Okay. Oh,
2:49:23>> I think she's gone. Max, are you still
2:49:24there?
2:49:25>> Yeah, I'm still there. Feeling a bit
2:49:27like I dodged a bullet.
2:49:28>> What? What are you talking about?
2:49:29>> Crazy.
2:49:30>> Sounded perfectly normal to me. That
2:49:31whole situation.
2:49:32>> And you know, I've been on a couple of
2:49:33dates since her. And if any of them call
2:49:36you and want you to call me, just don't
2:49:39do that. [laughter]
2:49:41>> Come on, Max. I want to put you on like
2:49:43every single one of these. I want all
2:49:44the people who have ever dated Max text
2:49:45in right now. 78592 so we [laughter] can
2:49:47call him on your behalf.
2:49:49Brooke and Jubel in the morning.
2:49:51>> A text in at 78592 that says, "Can I
2:49:53have Jamie's Jaime's number? I have a
2:49:55newborn son so we could have a pre-made
2:49:56family. It'd be awesome." [laughter]
2:49:58It's Brook and Jubel in the morning.
2:49:59Talking about today's second date
2:50:01update. If you missed it, Jamie wanted
2:50:04to call a dude named Max. They actually
2:50:06went on a date while she was pregnant
2:50:08and then she wanted to call him because
2:50:09now she doesn't have the she's not with
2:50:11child anymore and she wants to date him
2:50:13because she thought he was awesome. We
2:50:14found out that that was what she was
2:50:15doing while she was pregnant. She was
2:50:16going out with a lot of dudes, just
2:50:18getting free meals, but she liked him so
2:50:20much she wanted to get another date. At
2:50:22the end of it, she hung up on us and
2:50:24kind of said that we were being rude to
2:50:26her because she was using dudes to get
2:50:28free food.
2:50:28>> I mean, I get you're hungry. I
2:50:31understand that. But you still can't use
2:50:33people. I mean, it's just kind of a
2:50:34general rule, guys. When dating, you got
2:50:37to have, I don't know, good intentions.
2:50:39>> And she didn't see anything wrong with
2:50:40it. She's like, "Well, I offer to pay."
2:50:43Well, no. Any guy, no guy's going to let
2:50:45a pregnant woman pay. Like you're you're
2:50:46pretty much forcing us. Am I right? Like
2:50:49>> Yeah, you're kind of forcing your hand
2:50:50and you'd feel like the biggest jerk
2:50:51ever. You're like, "Um, yeah. Yeah, you
2:50:53can pay. That's fine."
2:50:54>> No, no way. Like no one would do that.
2:50:56>> And remember, if you want to do a second
2:50:58date update, all you have to do is email
2:50:59the show and we will call the person who
2:51:00didn't call you back.
2:51:01>> Move at 92.5. Listen two weeks away.
2:51:32Second date update.
2:51:33>> We got a guy on the phone for a second
2:51:35date update today named Austin. And
2:51:37Austin went out with a celebrity.
2:51:40>> Oo, I'm jealous.
2:51:42>> He didn't say who in the email, but
2:51:44>> you can when you date celebrities.
2:51:45That's what makes it cool.
2:51:47>> I'm going to take a guess and go again
2:51:49with Paulaine.
2:51:50>> What?
2:51:51>> Why always her?
2:51:52>> Well, somebody's got to be dating her.
2:51:54>> I don't know. Oh, is she married?
2:51:56>> Let's find out. Austin, you bagged the
2:51:58butter queen. [laughter]
2:52:00>> Uh, no. He did not go out with a
2:52:01celebrity chef, especially not Paul.
2:52:03>> Okay.
2:52:04>> I think she's married.
2:52:05>> Man, I'm 0 for like 80 on those guesses.
2:52:08[laughter]
2:52:08>> Was it a celebrity like high enough
2:52:10where you had to sign an NDA and that's
2:52:12why you can't say their name? [music]
2:52:14>> Uh, to be clear, it was actually someone
2:52:15that like looked like a celebrity. They
2:52:17weren't actually a celebrity.
2:52:18>> Oh,
2:52:21I was like, the Olson twins.
2:52:22>> So, they look like Paulyine. Yeah, there
2:52:24we [laughter] go. So, tell us about the
2:52:28girl that you want us to call. What is
2:52:29her name?
2:52:30>> So, her name is Tanya.
2:52:31>> Okay. And how'd you meet her?
2:52:33>> Uh, met her through Tinder.
2:52:34>> Perfect.
2:52:35>> And she uh on Tinder, she's just like
2:52:38gorgeous. Like 10 out of 10.
2:52:40>> And I think she kind of looks like
2:52:41Khesi, like from Game of Thrones.
2:52:43>> Oh, is she the really super blonde one
2:52:45that looks like almost like albino?
2:52:47>> Blonde, hot, blue eyes, mother of
2:52:49dragons, like smoking.
2:52:51>> Okay. Jose immediately thinks you were
2:52:53catfish. I don't know if you heard that.
2:52:55>> Yeah. Anytime it's like a 10 out of 10,
2:52:56it's too good to be true on Tinder, bro.
2:52:58I'm sorry. The hot girls don't need
2:53:00Tinder.
2:53:01>> I mean, [clears throat] that's
2:53:02definitely what I thought, too. But, you
2:53:03know, I just pictured her on that dragon
2:53:04and I was like, I just got to go for it.
2:53:07[laughter]
2:53:08>> So,
2:53:09>> so
2:53:10>> I understand.
2:53:10>> All right. So, you asked her out and you
2:53:12met up.
2:53:14>> Yeah. Yeah. So, we went on a date at a
2:53:15bar. I got there first and then like she
2:53:19walks in and she's wearing this dress
2:53:21that is just like so form fitting. It's
2:53:24so hot.
2:53:25>> Dude, you hit the jackpot.
2:53:26>> I know. But all of a sudden, were you
2:53:28super nervous? Did it like change your
2:53:30feeling about the date?
2:53:31>> Well, I mean, she sat down, right? And I
2:53:33just like immediately I had to be like,
2:53:34"You look just like Khisi." Like, I
2:53:36don't know if you ever heard that
2:53:37before. I brought a picture out like
2:53:39from my phone and showed her and she
2:53:41like laughed. She blushed. She was like,
2:53:43"Never been told that before. You're so
2:53:45sweet.
2:53:46>> Thank god that that's a beautiful
2:53:48celebrity that you're comparing her to.
2:53:51>> How was she besides hot though? Like
2:53:53what about her did you like?
2:53:54>> Is there anything else, Brooke?
2:53:56Honestly,
2:53:56>> come on. Yes. If you want to like date
2:53:59someone, there has to be more.
2:54:00>> Oh, boring.
2:54:01>> Would you guys bond over?
2:54:03>> I'm a personal trainer, so we kind of
2:54:04got to talk about fitness. She was into
2:54:06fitness.
2:54:07>> I'm sorry. Why am I not surprised?
2:54:09>> So, YOU'RE HOT, TOO, THEN. [laughter]
2:54:11>> NOW, WE GET I mean, I was like brag and
2:54:13say I'm hot, but like I could tell she
2:54:15was into me.
2:54:15>> How can you tell that? Just licking her
2:54:17lips, [laughter]
2:54:19>> something like that, right? I mean, it's
2:54:21definitely like that look in her eyes.
2:54:22Like, I could definitely tell she was
2:54:23into me, but like I wanted to make sure.
2:54:25>> Okay.
2:54:26>> Okay.
2:54:26>> So, I have this kind of trick I do with
2:54:28the Zippo lighter,
2:54:29>> like one of those metal lighters.
2:54:31>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
2:54:32>> I could tell this is going somewhere I'm
2:54:34really going to like.
2:54:34>> Okay.
2:54:35>> I'm being sarcastic.
2:54:36>> What did you do?
2:54:37>> So, I can do a couple little things. I
2:54:39can put this little like fireball in my
2:54:40hand. I can actually put a little bit of
2:54:42like the gas in my mouth and spit fire.
2:54:44>> Well, I've seen that.
2:54:45>> I know. We all have. We've all been 19
2:54:47before. [laughter]
2:54:48>> I used to love my Zippo,
2:54:50>> dude. Chicks love it. They're always so
2:54:52impressed. And this [laughter] is
2:54:53definitely, you know, not for amateurs.
2:54:54You got to know what you're doing here.
2:54:56>> Yeah. I mean, those sixth graders are
2:54:58really impressed by that stuff. You got
2:55:00to love those sixth grade girls.
2:55:01>> How does this prove whether she likes
2:55:03you or not? You make it a fireball in
2:55:05your hand. I mean, I can tell if she
2:55:07already likes me. But like when I
2:55:09brought this out before, I totally feel
2:55:10the deal.
2:55:11>> Oh, so if there was any question, if she
2:55:13was hesitating, she'd be like, "You guys
2:55:16tell all of her girls about the Zippo
2:55:18man."
2:55:19>> Watch me [laughter]
2:55:20watch me burp fire now. Let's go back
2:55:22home.
2:55:24>> You guys get it.
2:55:25>> Oh my god. Did it work?
2:55:27>> I mean, she [laughter]
2:55:30>> Hey, sounds like it did.
2:55:31>> Yeah, I know that noise. So, I invited
2:55:34her back over to my place and like she's
2:55:36about to say yes and then she's kind of
2:55:38like reluctant.
2:55:39>> I'm like, "Uh, what's up? What's going
2:55:42on?" And she said, "I don't trust myself
2:55:44with you."
2:55:47>> Oh, dude, that's like the best thing a
2:55:48girl can say to you.
2:55:49>> It's not. It's such a lie.
2:55:52>> Come on. I don't trust myself.
2:55:54>> I had the perfect line back. I was like,
2:55:55"Hey, I don't trust myself with you
2:55:57either." And that's a good thing.
2:55:59>> Oh, look at you firing back. I'm
2:56:02guessing that didn't work.
2:56:04>> No, it did work. Are you kidding? No,
2:56:06no, no. We got in the list. We went back
2:56:07to my place.
2:56:08>> Oh, you did?
2:56:09>> So, you don't trust each other and you
2:56:10instantly went to your
2:56:11>> I like how like not trusting each other
2:56:13is literally just saying, "Let's go hook
2:56:16up."
2:56:16>> Yeah. We're not going to fight this
2:56:17anymore.
2:56:18>> Yeah.
2:56:18>> All right. So, how did things go back at
2:56:20your place?
2:56:21>> Things went really really well. Like, we
2:56:23had fun. Um,
2:56:24>> play Twister. [laughter]
2:56:26>> We did something like Twister.
2:56:28>> Oh my god.
2:56:29around.
2:56:30>> Okay. [laughter] But did I mean did
2:56:32something awkward or weird happen or
2:56:34something? Cuz she's not calling you
2:56:35back, man.
2:56:36>> Nothing I can think of. Like it was like
2:56:38such a smooth sailing. She was into me.
2:56:40I was into her. But yeah, now she's not
2:56:42responding.
2:56:43>> Dude, this sounds weird. But do you
2:56:45think she used?
2:56:47>> That's not weird. That happens all the
2:56:49time.
2:56:49>> Really? I always hear the other way
2:56:50around, but not hot girls.
2:56:53[clears throat]
2:56:53>> She I mean, she could have. I mean, I
2:56:54I'm definitely good-look for that, but
2:56:57[laughter] I really like her. I'm kind
2:56:58of disappointed.
2:56:59>> Okay. See, yeah, you were thinking of
2:57:01more.
2:57:02>> All right, Austin. Well, let's find out.
2:57:04We're going to play a song, do a couple
2:57:06fire tricks, come back, and [laughter]
2:57:08then we'll call Tanya for you and try
2:57:10and get you your second date update.
2:57:11Okay.
2:57:12>> Oh, man. That's great.
2:57:13>> All right, hold on. Hey, Austin.
2:57:16>> Hey.
2:57:17>> I [laughter] I really want to do this
2:57:20second date update, but I just I don't
2:57:22know if I can trust myself [music] with
2:57:24you on the phone.
2:57:25>> Oh my gosh, [laughter]
2:57:26what a lie. I mean, I get that a lot.
2:57:29I'm really serious.
2:57:31>> My gosh.
2:57:32>> Oh my god. You won me over.
2:57:34>> Girls do always say that.
2:57:35>> Oh, yeah.
2:57:36>> I only heard it once, so that's why.
2:57:37>> It's It's like the only classy way to
2:57:39say, "Yo, I want your junk." [laughter]
2:57:43>> If you're just tuning in, Austin met
2:57:44Tanya on Tinder, and they met up at a
2:57:47bar where he did some fire tricks with a
2:57:49lighter and she told him, "I don't know
2:57:51if I can trust myself with you."
2:57:53[laughter]
2:57:53>> And he was like, "I don't know if I can
2:57:55trust myself with you." And before you
2:57:57know, they ended up hooking up. And ever
2:58:00since then though, she's stopped talking
2:58:02to him.
2:58:02>> Now they really don't trust each other.
2:58:04>> Yeah. There's zero trust now. Like not
2:58:06in a good way anymore.
2:58:07>> Yeah.
2:58:07>> Yeah. I mean, that's the problem. She
2:58:09really won't call me back now.
2:58:10>> I mean, the way you described it is
2:58:12everything went just perfect.
2:58:14>> It did.
2:58:15>> Are you sure?
2:58:17>> I'm absolutely sure. I mean, she hooked
2:58:18up with me on the first date. What else
2:58:20do you want?
2:58:21>> Yeah. [laughter] Can't really do more.
2:58:22>> I don't know. Maybe you weren't that
2:58:24good in bed. Have you ever thought of
2:58:25that, Austin?
2:58:26>> Oh, don't hurt his ego.
2:58:27>> All right, I'm sorry. You got to shut
2:58:28your mouth right now. That is not an
2:58:30issue. [laughter]
2:58:32>> All right,
2:58:33>> we'll find out, won't we, Austin?
2:58:34>> Yeah, maybe we should ask Tanya where
2:58:36the issue lies. We're going to we're
2:58:38going to dial her phone number right now
2:58:39and try and get your second date update.
2:58:41Okay,
2:58:42>> that's great.
2:58:42>> Okay, here we go.
2:58:50>> Hello.
2:58:51>> Hi. Can I speak to Tanya, please? This
2:58:53is she.
2:58:54>> Hey, Tanya. How you doing? My name's
2:58:56Young Jeffrey. I work on the radio show
2:58:58Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Do
2:59:00you have a moment to talk?
2:59:02>> Yeah, I guess.
2:59:03>> Oh,
2:59:04>> but [laughter]
2:59:05am I like on the air? Are you?
2:59:06>> Yeah, you are.
2:59:07>> Yeah. Oh my god. Jeffrey, you
2:59:09>> No, [laughter] I'm What? She sounds
2:59:11cute.
2:59:12>> She does.
2:59:12>> Hi, Tanya.
2:59:14>> Hi.
2:59:15>> Oh, she's hot.
2:59:16>> Oh, wow. Okay. I wasn't expecting this.
2:59:18>> All of the men in the room need to calm
2:59:21themselves.
2:59:22>> Is blushy. I am. Okay. Sorry.
2:59:25>> Uh, we we wanted to talk with you,
2:59:27Tanya.
2:59:28>> We really like game.
2:59:29>> Okay.
2:59:30>> Could we talked with you?
2:59:32>> We talked with you. Huh?
2:59:33>> Yeah. [laughter] Shut up.
2:59:34>> Is this your first time talking to a
2:59:36woman?
2:59:36>> We hang up and call back like
2:59:38>> Tanya.
2:59:39>> Brooke, you do this one.
2:59:41>> Tanya. [laughter]
2:59:43>> Tanya, this person you recently went out
2:59:45on a date with called us to get a hold
2:59:46of you because apparently you're not
2:59:47calling him back.
2:59:49>> Oh, no. Okay. Who is it? His name is
2:59:52Austin.
2:59:54>> Oh no. Gross.
2:59:57>> What? Gross. [laughter]
2:59:59No way.
2:59:59>> Oh my god. He is gonna die when he hears
3:00:02that. Oh
3:00:04>> well. Yeah. What makes you say gross?
3:00:06>> Well, like at first I was into him or
3:00:09whatever, but like I'm not anymore.
3:00:11>> Is there something that changed? Cuz his
3:00:13description of the date, everything was
3:00:14perfect.
3:00:15>> Yeah. He told us everything that
3:00:16happened that night.
3:00:17>> He told you like everything.
3:00:19>> I mean pretty much everything. He said
3:00:21you guys went to a bar. He did some cool
3:00:23lighter tricks for you and got you back
3:00:27to his place where you guys apparently
3:00:29had a really good time.
3:00:30>> Yeah.
3:00:31>> Oh god.
3:00:33Yeah. I guess all that's right or
3:00:34whatever. But like afterward things
3:00:36happened and I'm really not okay with
3:00:39it.
3:00:39>> What?
3:00:39>> Like things in the bedroom happened or
3:00:41things the morning after happened?
3:00:43>> No, he just like after that he just like
3:00:45really crossed the line and made me
3:00:46realize he's like a total.
3:00:48>> Whoa. Those are
3:00:49>> That's a strong word.
3:00:50>> Really?
3:00:51>> What What do you do?
3:00:52>> So, my sister sends me a text like few
3:00:55days later with a screenshot of Austin's
3:00:58Instagram profile. Okay.
3:00:59>> And she's like, "Do you know this guy?"
3:01:01And I was like, "Well, yeah. I went on a
3:01:02date with him a couple days ago." And
3:01:04she told me he's been blowing up her
3:01:06profile, like liking all her photos,
3:01:09leaving heart emojis on her pics, like
3:01:11flirty comments and stuff.
3:01:12>> So,
3:01:13>> on your on your sister's Instagram
3:01:15profile? Yeah. On my sister's Instagram
3:01:18profile, not mine.
3:01:19>> Whoa.
3:01:19>> Wait, hold on.
3:01:21>> He's hitting on your sister.
3:01:23>> Yeah.
3:01:23>> Did he find her through your social
3:01:25media pages? Is that how he found her?
3:01:27>> I mean, that's what I'm assuming. Yeah.
3:01:30>> Yeah.
3:01:30>> Oh my god, that is gross. Why would he
3:01:32do that?
3:01:33>> Hold on. Is he like complimenting overly
3:01:36or is he just liking a lot? Cuz he could
3:01:38just be nice cuz you're her sister.
3:01:40>> Oh no. The comments were not acceptable.
3:01:43They were not appropriate.
3:01:44>> Whoa. Like what what did he say?
3:01:47>> Stuff like nobody should be able to look
3:01:49this hot and then like leaving three
3:01:50heart emojis afterwards.
3:01:52>> I mean sounds pretty innocent to me.
3:01:54>> Jeffrey,
3:01:56>> I don't know what the problem is there.
3:01:58>> He even like called her like so during
3:02:00the date. I'm not sure if he told you
3:02:01this like he said that I look like Khi
3:02:03or Daenerys in the Game of Thrones
3:02:05series.
3:02:06>> I thought that was really sweet or
3:02:07whatever, but then he said the same
3:02:09thing on one of her profile pics.
3:02:11>> OH [laughter] NO. WELL, you are
3:02:13siblings, so you probably look alike.
3:02:15>> Yeah, but come on. Come up with
3:02:16something else. I'm with you,
3:02:18>> Tanya. That's ridiculous. I would be
3:02:20pissed.
3:02:20>> Yeah. Yeah, that's what I said. Like,
3:02:22it's gross.
3:02:23>> Well, maybe we should ask him directly
3:02:25because Tanya, we didn't tell you this,
3:02:26but Austin's been on the other line
3:02:28listening and he wants to talk to you.
3:02:30>> Oh my god. Shut up. He is not.
3:02:32>> Yeah.
3:02:33>> Are you serious? Oh god.
3:02:35>> Austin.
3:02:36>> Uh, hey Boo. [laughter]
3:02:41>> Don't call me that. That's gross. You're
3:02:43so gross.
3:02:44>> That was hard.
3:02:46>> How are you doing?
3:02:48>> What?
3:02:48>> Have you been listening to the call,
3:02:50Austin? [laughter]
3:02:51>> I mean, yeah, I've been listening to the
3:02:52call. Like, she's totally off her game
3:02:54right now. I don't know what she's
3:02:55talking about.
3:02:56>> Oh my god, that is such crap. Like, I
3:02:58have proof.
3:02:59>> Wait, are you are you saying, Austin,
3:03:01that you didn't comment on her sister's
3:03:03page?
3:03:04>> I mean, I commented on her sister's
3:03:05page, but like it was just like being
3:03:07friendly and like supportive. Like,
3:03:09>> I don't know. Not. No. That is just
3:03:12bull. Absolute crap. Comments that you
3:03:14left sounds like you wanted to hook up
3:03:15with her and you probably do, but that's
3:03:17not a You went on the date with me.
3:03:19>> I'm not trying to hook up with her, but
3:03:20like Yeah. I mean, those comments are
3:03:22like I think something anyone would want
3:03:23for their sibling, you know? Like
3:03:25>> maybe you'd be cool if like someone like
3:03:26me dated someone like her. I'm not
3:03:28saying it would be me, but like
3:03:30>> Oh, dude. [laughter]
3:03:32>> I'm so confused.
3:03:33>> Oh my gosh. So theoretically,
3:03:35>> so Austin, you think that somebody
3:03:37leaving like heart emojis and saying how
3:03:39hot someone looks, that's a very nice
3:03:41and friendly thing to say, not a sexual
3:03:44>> Absolutely. Like I I would love if like
3:03:46chicks did that for me. It doesn't mean
3:03:47like you should be jealous of them.
3:03:49>> No.
3:03:50>> Oh my god, you are such a mistake. Do
3:03:52you have a brother? Do you even
3:03:54understand what that would like feel
3:03:55like?
3:03:56>> I'm with her for sure. Like if she left
3:03:58those comments on your brother's page,
3:04:00you'd be cool.
3:04:01>> Yeah. I mean, like, I don't know if like
3:04:03maybe like you're just like insecure
3:04:04about like this. I mean, I like
3:04:07>> Oh, man. You gaslighting mfer. What is
3:04:10wrong with you?
3:04:12>> Okay, hold on, Austin. Maybe you have a
3:04:14chance to redeem yourself. Tell me this.
3:04:16Who's hotter?
3:04:18>> This is not
3:04:19>> Oh my god.
3:04:20>> No, you can. There's a right answer
3:04:22here.
3:04:22>> No. No.
3:04:24>> Who's hotter, Austin?
3:04:26>> Tanya or her sister?
3:04:27>> Not answer this. There's no way you
3:04:28could answer it right. There's like
3:04:30season one and season like eight of like
3:04:32Khalif, you know, [laughter]
3:04:37>> season one and season two.
3:04:39>> It's a progression. I get [laughter]
3:04:41>> Which season is Tanya?
3:04:42>> Yeah,
3:04:43>> but Tanya's like season eight. Like
3:04:44she's riding on the dragons like she's a
3:04:46badass right now.
3:04:47>> Oh, dang. [laughter]
3:04:50Tanya's hardcore.
3:04:51>> Does that make you feel better, Tanya?
3:04:52Season 8, Khisi.
3:04:54>> I mean, I I don't know, man. What is he
3:04:56going to say next? like he's also eyeing
3:04:58my mom and she's like at the end I'm
3:04:59like what are like [laughter] look I'm
3:05:01just gonna I'm gonna block him. I'm
3:05:03gonna have my sister block him and go
3:05:05I'm gonna call up my mom and make sure
3:05:06she block
3:05:07>> OH MY [laughter] GOD. YOU MAY WANT TO
3:05:08TALK to your cousins and stuff too at
3:05:10this rate.
3:05:10>> I mean even your dad
3:05:11>> you got phone tree that
3:05:14[laughter]
3:05:16>> Austin you screwed up dude.
3:05:19>> I guess just like you're too insecure to
3:05:20handle Austin.
3:05:22You just sleep next to your little Zippo
3:05:24lighters and do what you need to do.
3:05:27[laughter] But that's ridiculous.
3:05:28>> We're going to sleep next to something.
3:05:29It won't be Zippo lighters, though.
3:05:30Thank you, honey.
3:05:32>> Oh, you use the honey. [laughter]
3:05:33>> All right.
3:05:34>> Wow, this is ending well.
3:05:35>> Speaking of lighters, I'm feeling a
3:05:36little fire here. So, this feels like
3:05:38the right time to ask. Tanya, would you
3:05:41be willing to go on another date with
3:05:43Austin? We'll pay for it. [laughter]
3:05:46>> You couldn't pay me to go out with him
3:05:48on another date.
3:05:49>> A We tried.
3:05:50>> Yeah. Oh, it's shocking.
3:05:52>> Fine, then I'm just going to head to
3:05:53your sister and let you know right now.
3:05:56>> Thanks, son. But I both of us are way
3:05:58too classy for that crap. [laughter]
3:06:00>> No,
3:06:01>> I mean, I wouldn't be too sure. She's
3:06:03definitely a kind of girl would fall for
3:06:04a fire truck. I know that. [laughter]
3:06:07>> Hey, it wasn't me falling for anything.
3:06:09I thought you were a sweet, nice guy,
3:06:10and I was just wrong. Big mistake.
3:06:12Mistake on both our parts, I guess.
3:06:15>> It's funny that you say like it's a big
3:06:16mistake cuz that's not what you were
3:06:17screaming when you were at my house.
3:06:19>> Oh god.
3:06:19>> Okay. [laughter] Hey, you know what?
3:06:21That's fair. You're a one and done, man.
3:06:23That's all.
3:06:25>> I like you, Tanya.
3:06:26>> Well, no second date for you, Austin.
3:06:28[laughter] I'm sorry.
3:06:30>> I mean, that doesn't matter. Whatever.
3:06:32I'll be out with her sister by the
3:06:33weekend. [laughter]
3:06:34>> Well, if that doesn't work out, you can
3:06:36always slide into my DMs, leave some
3:06:38comments on there. Okay, bro.
3:06:40>> Always falling for a fire trick,
3:06:42Jeffrey.
3:06:42>> That's right. You got a sister, Jeffrey.
3:06:45[laughter]

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