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0:49ran three 100 meter sprints before
0:52stream. Uh, I had to lay down. My vision
0:56started going blurry. [snorts]
1:02Hold [clears throat]
1:08up, Frasco.
1:13Turn this [ __ ] off. All right, I'll
1:14throw on some [ __ ] banger music.
1:36Turn this BS off. Yo. Yo, you can't have
1:38everybody the music. How about this?
1:42I've been seeing a lot of Tik Toks about
1:44the Louisiana Bayou with this music
1:46behind it, and it makes me feel
1:48nostalgic even though I've never been
1:49there.
1:55Bro, you know where I really want to go?
1:58You know where I really want to go?
2:00Oregon, bro. Oh my god. Can I show y'all
2:04a Tik Tok real quick before we get into
2:06the intro of the stream?
2:08I I I keep getting uh for Oregon, and
2:13they look so [ __ ] cool, bro. And I
2:17know obviously that, you know, uh,
2:21Gravity Falls is based off of Oregon,
2:25but like every time I see Oregon, I go,
2:28"This looks just like Gravity Falls.
2:31This looks just like Gravity Falls."
2:33Just like Gravity Falls or like any
2:35slasher horror film. And I'm like, I
2:38want to go there so bad. Pizza.
2:43Pizza.
2:52Wait, this is New Orleans. I'm an idiot.
2:54[laughter]
2:55Wait, this is New Orleans. It's the
2:57wrong video. This is Okay, this is about
2:59That one's about I was like sitting
3:00there. I'm like, wait, that's not that's
3:02not right. Um, [ __ ] dude. Do I not have
3:06[laughter] Did I not have the video? New
3:08laugh unlocked. Bro, I don't know where
3:10it is.
3:12Oh my god. Here it is. Here it is. Here
3:14it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it
3:15is. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. I show
3:18this, bro. I'm on God. Next trip I take
3:20is going to be here. That ortoberfest.
3:23[snorts]
3:24This Rocktoberfest. [music]
3:26Oh, bro. And this song behind it. What
3:30song is this? Somebody tell me. [music]
3:33Look, look, look, look.
3:39Like dead ass. It looks like a Fears to
3:41Fathom game. Like [music]
3:47like I don't know. That looks so not Yo,
3:50do anybody here live in Oregon? Is this
3:52what it's like? [snorts]
3:54[music]
4:00Yeah. This is where everybody in my chat
4:01apparently lives in Oregon. Me? I do. I
4:04do. I do. No, you don't, bro. You live
4:07in [ __ ] Quebec, Canada.
4:11>> [laughter]
4:13>> Me. Me. I do. No, you live in Calgary.
4:18No, you live in [ __ ] Oklahoma. Okay,
4:21so let's stop laring. Let's stop
4:23larping. ANYWAYS, HELLO EVERYBODY.
4:27Bloody good. How's everybody doing on
4:29this fanfuckingtastic
4:32Tuesday? Everybody chat, we are live
4:34today doing a [ __ ] bro.
4:38We have backtoback broy bro days. Today
4:41we're finally doing a broy bro versus
4:44the man, the myth, the legend, the king
4:47flake Yugi 2X.
4:54The guy that never actually shows up.
4:57He's here. This is the four the fifth
5:00time we're trying to play Yugi in a bro
5:05and we are finally getting it done. I am
5:09super excited. Uh I don't even know what
5:11games we're playing. We're hopping on a
5:13call in like two minutes. Uh and we're
5:15going to hash it out. I know we're doing
5:16best of seven first to four. What games
5:18we're playing? I have no idea. We're
5:20going to see. Uh after which if it ends
5:23early we'll do uh random games. We're
5:25going to play Salamander County Public
5:26Television as I wanted to yesterday, but
5:28we didn't have time. Um, what else?
5:32Tomorrow's the 4v4, bro. V bro, same
5:34time. I'll be live around 1:45 too. Uh,
5:37that one's going to be interesting. The
5:394v4 bro is me, Sneak, Zucusy, and Chris
5:41versus all four of the pretty cool guys.
5:43The majority of the games that we're
5:45playing are neutral games. The only game
5:46that we have on our end is Valerant. The
5:48one that they have on their end is
5:49Rocket League. Uh, because I believe
5:51Devon and Truth are like high champ. Um,
5:55and then the middle games that we have
5:56tomorrow, Super Battle Golf, Mecca
5:58Chameleon, Left 4 Dead 2 versus where
6:00one team is zombies, one team's humans,
6:02Geogesser, Rainbow 6, Oregon, 4v4, Gang
6:04Beast, and Gamble with your friends. So,
6:06a lot of friends slap stuff, which is
6:07going to be fun. Uh, it's going to be a
6:09less serious 4v4, bro. It'll be
6:11interesting. Uh, but yeah, today Yugi
6:14uh, bro, bro, uh, and maybe some other
6:16random [ __ ] after. Uh, tomorrow 4v4,
6:19bro, bro. Thursday we're doing reacts as
6:22well as the unconventional gambling
6:23methods. We're going to be opening the
6:24money soaps, bath bombs, diamond mines,
6:27gold uh bars to see if we [ __ ] get
6:30anything. The ones that you buy from
6:31like Walmart and [ __ ] Dropped like $500
6:34on that. It'll be like a little segment.
6:36Um 31st first second co-streaming
6:39streamer games. Going to be bodycaming
6:41it as well. Not IRLing, but I will be
6:43co-streaming the main broadcast. So,
6:44you'll see me, but I just won't be like
6:46personto person talking to you. Um,
6:50I'm going to have my GoPro set up though
6:52on my chest and I'm going to try and
6:53record most events. Uh, because we're
6:55going to vlog in general as well. When I
6:57get back, I'll react to my events. We'll
6:58post the vlog as well of just like
6:59regular LAS stretch.
7:033rd through the 6th, I'm doing a collab
7:05with another YouTuber um, and vlogging,
7:07but I won't be live posting on YouTube
7:09while I'm gone. Then we're back for like
7:10seven or eight days straight. Gone for
7:12three, on for three, gone for four. Then
7:15it's late August and we're back rounding
7:16out stream into the schoolwork year.
7:20That's the schedule though. Uh, next
7:21charity stream probably confirmed August
7:2419th. August 19th. Next charity stream
7:27probably confirmed. Not confirmed
7:29charity yet. I'll know that by like mid
7:31next week. Uh, Raccoon and Mister, thank
7:33you for the sub. Zerg shave for the sub
7:34coup. Thank you for the three. Uh,
7:35thoughts are your team for streamer
7:36games. Posted a YouTube video about it
7:37today. You could go watch. Reflex NES.
7:39French and pasty. Thank you for the sub
7:40coup. Thank you for the three. How's the
7:424v4 broy bros going to work? Uh, is it
7:44going to be like the one versus Ron and
7:45Jason? Yeah, but just more people. Odo,
7:46think of the three. Uh, I haven't seen
7:48or talked to my dad in four years. Three
7:50years ago, got peer pressureured into
7:51buying a vape and got snitched out by my
7:52uh best friend who told everybody uh you
7:55helped me through these four years.
7:56Well, I'm sorry that you're going
7:57through that, but I'm glad I'm able to
7:58help, man. Uh, my thank you for the sub.
7:59Tough, thank you for the tier, too.
8:00Mikey and Dak, thank you for the sub.
8:02Deputy and three for the sub. Candy Dur
8:03uh Den and Deputy for the sub chat.
8:05Don't send bits right now. Coup, thank
8:06you for the three. Uh, Democratic
8:08Socialist Cara and uh Ray, thank you for
8:10Thank you for the three. Uh, got a 12
8:12hour shift. Uh, watch you help you
8:14recover from loneliness and depression.
8:15Well, I hope you're okay, bro. Score and
8:17a boy. Thank you for the sub. Loopy and
8:18score. Thank you for the sub. Will and
8:20Peter triangle remark baby balling
8:23legit. Uh, thank you for the sub. Cam
8:26Turk gifted Pax Cam Andrew Super Bog.
8:29Uh, TX your 44. Zack, thank you for the
8:32three. Uh, Z, I love Ham Nash. Uh,
8:34Raccoon and Jackson, thank you for the
8:35sub. I'm not going to be able to read
8:36bits chat. Uh, Batman, Logic, Abe, Jay,
8:40Wood, and uh, Plum, thank you for the
8:41sub. Batman, thank you for the sub. But
8:43chat, we're about to hop on call with
8:44Yugi. We're gonna hash out what games
8:46we're gonna play. I'll try to talk to
8:47chat as much as I can, but if I do uh,
8:50end up being like locked in on the game
8:52or talking to Yugi a lot. I do
8:53apologize, but you know, it is a Roie
8:55Bro. So, yeah. Are we ready to hop in
8:59though? Why are you so grumpy? I'm not
9:01grumpy. I just say don't send bits right
9:03now because I'm about to hop on call.
9:04Feel bad when people send them. itchy uh
9:06Bostononian zise plump and true. Thank
9:09you for the
9:11>> Let's see what he's doing. Is he ready?
9:13>> Let me play. Let me play.
9:14>> Wait, you don't like it?
9:16>> Oh, he was on a podcast.
9:17>> Freaky as [ __ ]
9:19>> Here you go, bro.
9:20>> Bro, I load up I load up Yugi's stream.
9:23He went live before me. This
9:25[ __ ] saying he's the main
9:27character from the Odyssey and he just
9:28saw it and I go, "You know you're not."
9:34He goes, "The main character of Odyssey
9:36is just like me." No
9:42gamer. I don't care. I'm going to lock
9:44in. I don't care what games he chose. I
9:45don't give a [ __ ] man. I don't care. I
9:48don't care.
9:49>> Oh, he's calling me.
9:56>> Yo,
9:57>> what's good, Joe?
9:59>> Yo, uh, I was tapped into your stream.
10:00You're like, I'm locked in. I don't care
10:02what games he chose.
10:04>> Uhhuh. Yes. Because brother, a lot a lot
10:06of the stigma is that I'm not a what is
10:08the word? I'm not a good player. I'm not
10:10a good gamer. There's things there's
10:11things like that. But today, I want to
10:12show them that I can actually beat even
10:14some of the mediocre gamers. You know
10:16what I mean?
10:17>> Oh, like me.
10:18>> Yeah, I would say
10:20>> I have a higher win. I I have a o over
10:2350% win rate on broy bros. Uh, brother.
10:26Uh, who are who have you, you bro, bro?
10:28Other than Ary that, um that you know me
10:30are good at games
10:31>> that I've beaten. Ron.
10:33>> Yes. That you've beaten. Ron is [ __ ]
10:35Ron is [ __ ] bro. He's [ __ ]
10:37>> Okay. Ron has lost the majority of Broy,
10:39bro. I think Ron's actually lost every
10:41breie, bro. He's done.
10:42>> He's so [ __ ] Okay, who else?
10:44>> Okay, Ron, Ari. Uh, I won the 2v2
10:48against Jason and Ron. Um,
10:52>> I beat Yousef. Uh,
10:55>> wow. I destroyed you, by the way. He
10:57didn't win one game against against me.
10:58Just what I want to put that out there.
10:59Not one game against me.
11:01>> What games did you play?
11:03>> Uh, we played chess. We played bar uh
11:06this game called Barnacles. You might
11:08not know about it. Uh, we played uh what
11:10is it called? The the ship game. The
11:11shipwreck where you throw like bombs
11:13onto a ship and then you don't know on
11:15the board. Battleship. Beat him in
11:17Fortnite. Beat him in FIFA. Like, dude,
11:20there's like I'm a gamer. People think
11:21I'm not a Apparently you lost to Lwig.
11:25>> Oh my god. Don't even get me started on
11:28that [ __ ] Lwig. We did. Do you know
11:29what bingo broy bro is?
11:32>> No. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just have
11:34to like fill out Yeah. You have to fill
11:35out bor. Okay. So we go to a lockout and
11:38I we're on the last one and he's you
11:41have to win a miniame in a game
11:44>> and I was cheesing it and playing Roblox
11:48and I was going to just win a Roblox
11:50game in a And like I was going to get
11:51like a low taper fade or something in in
11:53Roblox
11:54>> and he was on what was he on chat? He
11:56was on like No, I was on tic-tac-toe in
11:59Roblox and he was on like Mario Party
12:01and he was like actually let's just do
12:03rock paper scissors and then I lost
12:05>> and apparently you lost to Jason too,
12:07dude. I'm not going to lie. You're not
12:09GOOD AT ALL.
12:11I THINK EVERY SINGLE I think every
12:12single person under the [ __ ] sun
12:15outside of Jason himself would agree
12:18that I got flat out hustled during that
12:21subathon.
12:22>> What do you mean hustled? What do you
12:23mean?
12:23>> I He invites me. He's doing a subathon.
12:25He's like, "We should do a bro segment.
12:27>> This was during the Faze subathon at the
12:29time." And I was like, "Oh, sure." And
12:31he's like, "Okay, what about these
12:33games?" And he just like rattles off a
12:35bunch of games. I'm like, "Okay, well,
12:36I'll play that." And I was like, "I
12:37haven't played this." He downplays his
12:39Valorant abilities. He picks every game
12:41day of I'm like, "Yo, let's throw in
12:42Geogas or Rocket League or some game I'm
12:44good at." He's like, "No." So, we play
12:46Clash of Royale, Call of Duty, which I
12:49beat him in, [laughter]
12:51and Valerant, and that was it. It was
12:53three games. He beat Clash Royale. Clash
12:56Royale. Come on, Joe. Clash Royale,
12:58though. Joe, come on. Now, now you're
13:00lowkey throwing excuses, though. Come
13:02on.
13:03>> Excuses. Okay, let's talk about how
13:05excuses we were supposed to run this
13:06like I don't know what 2 months ago.
13:09>> But you put me in your back agenda, Joe.
13:12You put me in your back agenda.
13:13>> I PUT YOU IN MY BACK AGENDA. We had day
13:16after day ready for this broy bro. And
13:19every single time it's 2:00 in the
13:21morning and you [ __ ] send me a voice
13:24memo and you're like,
13:25>> "Joe, I don't know how to tell you this,
13:28but Messi's playing and I have to see
13:31it. We're gonna have to reschedu,
13:34>> bro. Bro, it's because, dude, I'm not
13:38going to lie. I'm not going to lie,
13:39dude. I want I've been Dude, it's crazy
13:41cuz you're actually my You're my dream
13:42collab. Do you know THAT
13:43>> YOU'VE SAID THAT EVERY SINGLE [laughter]
13:45TIME? You said that every single time.
13:48>> No, actually, bro. Actually, you're like
13:50my dream collab. So, I wanted it to be
13:52long. So, those days I couldn't make it
13:55long, bro. You know what I mean? Because
13:56the World Cup, you know what I mean? Do
13:58you like soccer? I mean, football.
14:01Yeah.
14:02>> Do you think it's the best sport in the
14:03world? Just want to make sure.
14:05>> Do I think it's the best sport in the
14:07world in terms of my own personal
14:08entertainment or objectively?
14:11>> Yo, Joe, why are you such a professional
14:13fence sitter, bro? No, no, no. Actually,
14:16no. Actually, what did you What was the
14:18sentence you just formulated according
14:21to my personal
14:22>> personal favorite sport or is it the
14:24biggest sport of all time? That's not
14:25fencitting. Is it my favorite sport? No.
14:28Is it the biggest sport? Yes, Messi and
14:31Ronaldo are the most famous people
14:33possibly in the world.
14:35>> Uh I mean I mean tech Yeah, true.
14:37Technically. Technically I I'll say
14:39that. I mean,
14:39>> bro, how many followers do they have,
14:41>> dude? They have millions upon millions
14:43of followers, bro. But I think the most
14:45famous man in the world is the guy that
14:46plays cricket.
14:48>> Ronaldo has 678 million Instagram
14:52followers.
14:54>> Yeah, but what about the guy that plays
14:56cricket? Vrakoli. Who the [ __ ] is the
14:59guy that plays cricket? Nobody's
15:03>> Vyra Kohley. Vyra Kohley. Objectively,
15:07[laughter]
15:08>> never heard of him in my life.
15:11>> Objectively, Vyra Kohley outside of the
15:13US is one of the most famous men in the
15:15world.
15:16>> I'm not doubting that, but like cricket
15:19is not a worldwide sport in the same way
15:22that football is.
15:24>> True, true, true. I I I would I would
15:26have to take a step. No, but yeah, it's
15:28because I had to watch the World Cup.
15:29That's why, bro. And I didn't want the I
15:31didn't want the Broy Bro to be cut
15:32short. Like a Imagine a Broy Bro best
15:34out of two. Like that shit's trash.
15:37>> Oh, but then you Yeah, but then you're
15:38sitting here saying I lost to Jason, but
15:40then you're saying it's [ __ ] if we
15:42did a because if you because if you're
15:45losing to Jason, that's like losing to
15:47like you're losing to a gamer. You can't
15:50claim to be a gamer.
15:51>> [ __ ] No, this is what this is what
15:52grinds my [ __ ] gears, Yugi, is
15:54because I understand I lost the Broy,
15:56bro. And I understand I lost $8,000 to
15:58Jason. I beat him in COD when he was in
16:03phase.
16:04>> I beat him in COD when he was in phase.
16:07And he's sitting here like, I beat you.
16:09I'm an ascendant in Valerant. Congrats.
16:12Okay. I peaked like low plat in that.
16:15>> Listen, Joe. Joe. Joe, you'll live.
16:17You're just not a gamer. You know what I
16:19mean?
16:21>> I am a gamer, bro. I am a gamer. You're
16:23just
16:23>> You're not No, I'm going to teach you
16:25today. I'm gonna teach you today. I'm
16:27I'm gonna show you today what it means
16:28to be a true gamer. Okay.
16:30>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now,
16:33>> we have to hash out what games we're
16:36going to do and rules. Now, we agreed on
16:38doing a best of seven.
16:40>> So, first of four,
16:42>> but we don't have any of the games
16:44written out.
16:45>> Yeah.
16:46>> I was downloading I I Okay, so who has
16:49first pick? How do we do this? Like a
16:50like a coin flip? Does that even matter?
16:52>> I'm gonna make a dock right now. Oh, do
16:54you want to just like kind of not have
16:56them full selected prior to
16:59>> What do you mean? What do you mean? What
17:00do you mean?
17:01>> Like, do you want to have all the games
17:02written out first?
17:05>> Yeah. Yeah. 100%. 100%. So, I know what
17:08to prepare myself for mentally. You know
17:10what I mean? That's what gamers usually
17:11do. They got to understand what they're
17:12answering.
17:13>> Uh, I'm going to write out a doc.
17:15>> Okay.
17:16>> So, we're doing best of seven now. Do
17:19you want to have like how are we doing
17:21this? Are you having your games, my
17:22games, and then neutral games? Or are we
17:24doing like
17:27>> um
17:27>> you want to do we we we we
17:30I mean I'm going to be honest. I'm going
17:31be honest. I don't know. I don't know.
17:33Uh this is actually like my like first
17:36long bro, bro. Like usually I only do
17:38best out of four. His game, my game,
17:40neutral game, and then whoever wins, you
17:41know what I mean? First to three. I
17:42mean,
17:42>> his game, my game, neutral game.
17:45>> Yeah. So first to three. So this is the
17:46first time. Wait, you should we should
17:47you should Could you screen share the
17:49doc?
17:49>> Yeah. Yeah. Hold up. I'm trying to make
17:51it not look as ugly,
17:53>> dude. Wait, Joe, it's actually crazy. I
17:55used to watch you. Now I'm friends with
17:56you.
17:57>> Yeah, I I actually uh What time when did
18:00you start streaming?
18:02>> I started streaming back in 2020.
18:06I mean, in 2020 technically, but I
18:08wasn't like how do I how do I explain
18:09it? I wasn't streaming smart, if that
18:11makes sense. Like I'd be no
18:12>> I'm looking at your first chat in my
18:14stream.
18:16>> Wait, what did No, but I used to I used
18:18to lurk in your chat, bro. Like I used
18:19to lurk in your in your
18:20>> lurker. You in May of 2024
18:24you said you beat me in the R six
18:26tourney last week. I will never forgive
18:28you.
18:29>> Yeah. Because you Yeah. It was a long
18:30time ago. It was a long ass time ago.
18:32You beat
18:32>> What was that tournament? Was it the two
18:35pro one? Yeah.
18:36>> Yeah. You remember the Ron one in?
18:38>> Yeah. The one that was sponsored by like
18:39[ __ ] Tostitos or some [ __ ] and then
18:42it just went it went so bad. Mhm.
18:44[laughter]
18:45Wait, I don't know if I have logs in
18:47your Oh my I have a 14% win rate in your
18:50chat in your predictions. I'm about to
18:52show that 14% what it means to be a
18:53gamer. What the [ __ ]
18:54>> 14% win rate. So you bet on predictions
18:57wrong
19:00time.
19:01>> No, no, no, no, no. It's cuz they It's
19:02cuz in your chat they ran a prediction
19:03and I only have 14%. And that low key I
19:05find that disrespectful as a gamer. I
19:08find that disrespectful. I'm serious.
19:09You know what I mean? Because let me
19:12explain something, bro. Let me explain
19:13something. Number one, I've been gaming
19:15for around 23 years of my life. There's
19:17games that you I've played that you
19:18haven't even heard of. Okay.
19:21>> Like what?
19:23>> Five hearts under one roof.
19:25>> Okay. Five hearts under one roof. Do you
19:27want me to just start I just shared my
19:28screen, by the way. Do you want me to
19:30just start rattling off [ __ ] R? I
19:32guarantee you I have more games under my
19:34belt than you just off of indie games.
19:36Like I probably played a thousand games.
19:38>> Well, yeah, because it's your job. Of
19:40course. I'd hope so. I'd actually hope
19:42you'd have you'd have more game
19:43experience than me, but all I'm saying
19:44is, you know what I mean? Um, there's
19:46games that again I've played that you
19:48haven't even heard of. Worms, Five
19:50Hearts Under One Roof, uh, uh, BTB
19:53Battle. Like, there's games.
19:54>> What do you mean Worms? Like Worms
19:56Battlegrounds?
19:57>> Yes, Worms. Worms Battlegrounds, bro.
20:01>> Okay. Okay.
20:02>> Played Worms.
20:03>> All right. Persona, you don't know what
20:05you're playing Club Penguin. I played
20:07Club Penguin. Have you played that? You
20:09You haven't played Persona though? You
20:11haven't played Persona though?
20:12>> Play Persona.
20:14>> Yeah, because exactly the game.
20:15>> Oh, here's a niche pick. Here's a niche
20:17pick from a chatter. Thank you. Have you
20:18played Birds of War? I don't think so.
20:21>> I Okay, that that game probably has one
20:24player every [ __ ] year. And that
20:26player is probably you. Okay. You're
20:28getting a hate threat after this stream.
20:30>> No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO. What is that?
20:34Wait, what is that game? What is that
20:36game,
20:37>> bro? You ain't no Birds of War. I'm
20:39bugging. I'm bugging Birds of War. Birds
20:42of War. What is this?
20:45>> No. I'm gonna be With all due respect,
20:46>> it's bird game. It's bird game three,
20:48bro.
20:48>> No, no, no. With all due respect, I
20:51think the creators of these games are
20:52probably amazing. But what the [ __ ] is a
20:55birds of war? Yeah. No. You know what,
20:57Jo? You be playing Go,
20:58>> bro. I'm a I'm a hummingbird man.
21:01[laughter]
21:02>> You're a hummingbird, man. What, [ __ ]
21:04You know what, bro? It's okay.
21:06[laughter] It's okay. You know what? I
21:08know. No, no, no, no, no. It's okay.
21:10It's okay. You know. Okay. Who gets
21:11first choice? Me or does it doesn't
21:13matter?
21:13>> Okay. How about we have to do this
21:15though?
21:17>> We'll do We could go back. Yeah, we
21:19could just do you your choice, my
21:20choice, your choice, my choice until we
21:22have like a lineup of games.
21:23>> Okay.
21:23>> Um,
21:25do we want to have more than seven games
21:27to choose from?
21:28>> Just just in case. I think we should do
21:31four g. We should do
21:33>> Let's just have nine games to choose
21:35from, but still best of seven. Let's do
21:37it. I'm done. Okay.
21:39>> Your your first choice now. Are we doing
21:41the only other thing is if it's like a
21:42heavy handicap one, like say say it's a
21:45game I'm super confident I'm going to
21:46win or vice versa. Are we giving a
21:47handicap to the other team or no?
21:50>> Uh yes. So like for example um
21:53>> like what's your best game?
21:55>> My best game is like EFC, but I don't
21:57know if you have it installed and it's
21:59lowkey one-sided. Like I' I'd [ __ ] you
22:01over. I'd [ __ ] you up in that game.
22:03There's no point in playing FIFA. Like
22:04for example, maybe Fortnite. But
22:06Fortnite you're good at. I don't know,
22:08bro. I don't No, no, no. It's cuz I'm
22:10The thing about me is
22:12>> not super good at Fortnite.
22:13>> I'm I'm a mass listen good at
22:16everything, master of everything. Is
22:18that how the saying goes?
22:19>> No, it's uh [laughter]
22:22master of nothing, good at everything.
22:24You know, it's funny you say that, Yugi,
22:25because I actually coined that term
22:27literally two days ago. I said I'm a
22:28dathlete. I'm a I'm I'm above average at
22:31everything, but a master of nothing.
22:34>> Oh, well, see, I they they like to call
22:36me an anomaly. I'm a jack of all trades
22:39and I'm I'm the greatest of all time at
22:40many.
22:40>> That's weird because I was saying the
22:42same thing, but we can't both be we
22:44can't both be the
22:45>> I'm an I'm analy. I'm analy. Okay. I'm
22:48anom anomaly. Okay.
22:49>> An anomaly. Anomaly. I'm an alley or
22:51whatever. It's a tongue twister.
22:53>> One of my first games is Roblox spelling
22:55B. We're gonna We're just going to throw
22:56that in there. Like
22:59>> [laughter]
22:59>> Okay. Okay.
23:01>> I'll just have that as one of my picks.
23:03>> All right. All right. Okay. Why are
23:05people saying J
23:05>> for no reason? [laughter]
23:08>> Okay. Okay. By the way, I I graduated
23:11college. Just want to let you know that
23:12I graduated college with a master's
23:15degree.
23:15>> Hello.
23:16>> Okay. Just I No, I want to let you know
23:18master's degree. Okay.
23:22>> Hello,
23:23>> Joe.
23:23>> Oh my god. Can I hear you? What were you
23:25saying?
23:25>> Oh, dude. No, I said I graduated college
23:27with a master's degree and stuff.
23:29>> No, you didn't.
23:30>> I didn't.
23:31>> In what?
23:33>> Uh, radiology.
23:36>> How old are you?
23:37>> Um, I Okay. So, when I when I went to
23:40college, I I went to college early. I
23:42went to college when I was 16 cuz I
23:44graduated early.
23:45>> Yeah.
23:47>> Yeah. So, when I graduated early
23:49college?
23:50>> Uh, it was a community college.
23:52>> You got a masters at a community
23:53college?
23:53>> No, no, no, no, no, no. I went to a
23:55community college when I was young and
23:56then once I turned 18, I transferred to
23:59USC.
24:00>> You graduated USC with a masters.
24:03>> Yes, with a masters. Yes.
24:05>> Name four classes you took.
24:07>> I took medical terminology.
24:11Science.
24:13>> Science.
24:15>> Yeah. Besiagi.
24:17>> You took science.
24:19>> Yeah. And then Well, like biology, not
24:23science. public communications as well
24:25is one of one of my favorite classes.
24:27>> Yeah.
24:27>> And then Yeah. So, those are the things
24:29that I just want to let you know that.
24:30Are you sure you want to play me in in
24:32spelling?
24:33>> Yeah. No, I think I'll have that as one
24:34of I think I'll have that as one of the
24:36one of the choices to use.
24:38>> Okay. All right. All right. Well, well,
24:39can you screen share one more time,
24:41please?
24:41>> Oh, sorry. Yeah, I don't leave the call.
24:45>> All right. All right. I um my game will
24:49be Fortnite. My game will be Fortnite.
24:52You're significantly better than me at
24:54Fortnite. I was
24:55>> I guess I'm significant significantly
24:58better than you at Fortnite, brother.
24:59Brother, [laughter]
25:01I'm not good at Fortnite. I can't build
25:04either.
25:05>> Oh, so we would do zero build one v one.
25:07>> No, no, no. We would build.
25:09>> Oh, I'm not
25:10>> Fortnite. No, no, no, no, no, no.
25:12Fortnite. You see what's in the name?
25:14Fortnite. It's creating a fort in the
25:16game. Why the [ __ ] wouldn't we build,
25:18Joe?
25:18>> Festival. That That's like saying That's
25:20like No, no, no, NO, NO, NO, JOE. THAT'S
25:22LIKE SAYING Call of Duty without the
25:24guns. Why the [ __ ] would we play
25:25Fortnite without building
25:29>> because zero build is more fun?
25:32>> That That [ __ ] is Quill. That [ __ ] is
25:35sleeper. That [ __ ] is sleeper. No. No.
25:37Come on. Fortnite. Fortnite. Okay.
25:39>> What game should I choose?
25:42>> I want to pick something like I want to
25:45save the potential.
25:48Ah, you know I do. No, I'll go geoger.
25:51>> You're not gonna
25:52>> Holy [ __ ] That's I'll give you a
25:53handicap. I'll give you a handicap.
25:56That's what we were saying. I'll do
25:58>> I'll do like no move no pano zoom or
25:59some [ __ ]
26:00>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
26:01>> I'll do actually we'll write out the
26:02handicaps now so we don't hash it out
26:04later.
26:07>> Okay.
26:08>> Well, okay. In Roblox spelling B, it
26:09would be like first to what? Like 10
26:13wins.
26:14>> Yeah. First to 10 wins.
26:16>> First to 10 wins. Geoger.
26:18We would do we could just do do like
26:20best of five,
26:23but I'll have How bad are you? You were
26:25in my rivals event, right?
26:28>> No, I was not in your rivals event.
26:29>> Yeah, you were, [ __ ]
26:30>> No, no, no, no. I swear I wasn't in your
26:32Marvel rivals.
26:33>> No, my [ __ ] geoger Twitch rivals
26:36event.
26:36>> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was I thought
26:39Marvel rivals. I'm tweaking.
26:40>> It was you and Ari.
26:42>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was
26:43>> How bad did you guys do?
26:45>> Who gives her rivals? Uh, we actually
26:47came in. We We beat Lwig at one point.
26:51>> You beat
26:51>> Not in the Not in But in the group
26:53stages. In the group stages.
26:55>> So then you're not bad. Why do you need
26:56a handicap?
26:57>> No, no, no. I'm just trolling. Yes,
26:58we're ter I'm terrible. We got like I'm
27:00not going to lie, we got so lucky.
27:02>> All right. Could I just do no move then
27:05and you're allowed to move?
27:07>> Um
27:08>> like I could turn around but I can't
27:10move from my starting point.
27:13>> Okay. Uh, you have to do that one mode
27:16where it blacks out after three seconds.
27:18[laughter]
27:20>> What? I don't even know what that is.
27:22>> You have to do this. It's called comp
27:24geoger. You probably don't know. I watch
27:26I watch these guys all the time. Okay.
27:28So, pretty much what he what they do is
27:29they pretty much they only can see the
27:31screen for three seconds and it blacks
27:32out. That's what
27:33>> That's just I'm not that good. What do
27:34you think? I'm rainball, bro. I'm like
27:36gold, too. I have like 400 elo and
27:39geocesser.
27:40>> Okay. Okay. Okay. No move. No move.
27:41>> Mildly above average.
27:43Okay. No move. You don't have to move.
27:45[laughter]
27:45>> Three seconds. Three seconds. You want
27:47me to be able to see the screen? I look
27:48at a tree. Three, two, one. All right.
27:51Guess where you are.
27:52>> No move. Okay. You can't move. You can't
27:54move. Okay. Just no. Okay. No pan, no
27:57tilt, no zoom. Three seconds.
28:00>> What do you mean no move? No pan. So,
28:02you want me to No move. No pan. No zoom.
28:04Not no move.
28:06>> Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. No. Too much.
28:09THAT'S TOO MUCH.
28:10>> HOW? I don't play Geogesser,
28:12>> bro. Because Yugi, if I if we do
28:15community world, nine times out of 10,
28:18I'm going to spawn somewhere staring at
28:20like shrubbery.
28:22>> Oh, well,
28:23>> and if you're saying I'm unable to move,
28:25pan, or zoom, I have to guess where I am
28:28by looking at a bush.
28:30>> Well, that that's what I'm telling you.
28:31That's just part of the game.
28:34>> No,
28:36no move is fair.
28:37>> So, okay. No move. YOU'RE NOT I'M NOT
28:39even asking for a handicap for Fortnite
28:42and you're going to [ __ ]
28:42>> Okay. Okay. You're right. Okay. Okay.
28:44You're right. You're right. You're not
28:45asking for a handicap. You're right. Can
28:46we get a handicap for spelling bee,
28:47please?
28:48>> No. It's a spelling bee, bro.
28:51>> Bro, come on. No spelling bee. It's a
28:54spelling bee. Why do you need a handicap
28:56for that?
28:57>> I'm first to five.
28:58>> Got a masters at US.
28:59>> Okay, I lied. I lied. The closest thing
29:01I ever got to to to to graduating
29:03college was stream university. I'm dead
29:05serious. Please, for the love of God.
29:07>> Yeah. [laughter]
29:09Did you know that it's harder to get in
29:10stream university than Harvard? Just
29:11kind of want to put that out there.
29:12>> Yeah, it's harder to get into clown
29:14college than Harvard, too. [laughter]
29:18>> Okay. No, now I feel like you're
29:20disrespecting me, Joe. Now I feel like
29:21you're disrespecting me. I'm not
29:23disrespecting you. You're saying you're
29:25saying you're you're comparing
29:26graduating with a [ __ ] bachelor's
29:29degree to a 5day streamer university.
29:33>> You don't understand WHAT
29:35>> WITH NO TESTS or quizzes. There's no
29:37curriculum.
29:38>> You don't show up to the class.
29:40>> How it feels. You don't understand how
29:41it feels to be on 3 hours to sleep,
29:44maybe even two sometimes. Back to back
29:47dowes you ketchup.
29:49>> Having to deal with Haskell dousing
29:51[ __ ] dousing you in ketchup, then
29:53having to deal with Subber Baby, walking
29:56through the halls in your chat spamming
29:58Subber Baby is is coming. You don't
30:00understand. You don't understand. And
30:02you don't know how what it means to have
30:03people spam in other people's chat that
30:05Yugi broke his leg. You You don't know
30:07how it feels. That's harder than
30:09anything, bro.
30:12>> Sorry, I just trauma dumped. [snorts]
30:15>> It's okay.
30:16>> Yo, I noticed you didn't make the
30:18streamer you uh the streamer games team
30:20as well, and you were in Lwick's class.
30:22So, what happened there,
30:24>> dude? Joe, I just kind of want to put
30:25you put this out there. You're lucky.
30:27You're lucky I'm not in the This chat is
30:29just laughing. I would say I'm not even
30:31No, I'm not even [ __ ] with you. Like
30:33I think you would be one of the better
30:36like players.
30:37>> Dude, you don't understand. I'm a crazy
30:39athlete. Dude, Joe, I don't even want to
30:41be the one to sugarcoat [ __ ] I could It
30:44was either I got went pro in football,
30:46aka soccer, or I became a streamer and I
30:50chose streamer game.
30:54>> What team would you have played for?
30:56>> I would have played for uh Salt Lake
30:58City. [snorts]
31:02You would laugh.
31:03>> You would have played for the for the
31:05Utah MLS team.
31:08>> No. Yes, I would have played for ML, but
31:09that's where I would have started. Then
31:11I probably would have leveled up. You
31:12know what I mean?
31:13>> I would have leveled up to
31:14>> City. I'm a pro football player
31:16[laughter] for Salt Lake City. Congrats,
31:19>> dude. Yes, dude. But they're
31:21professional. Why are you laughing?
31:23>> No, because it's like I thought you were
31:25going to say like I don't know. You were
31:27going to go you were going to go live in
31:28Barcelona and play there or some [ __ ]
31:31>> You're so weird. You're so weird. It's
31:33okay to be pro in the USA. You know what
31:35I mean? It just seems you got to start
31:37small. You know what I mean? Like you
31:38know what I mean? It's like it's like
31:39streamer. You know what I mean? Yeah.
31:40Exactly, bro. You know what I mean?
31:43>> Okay. No move guesser. No handicap for
31:46Fortnite. Spelling be I get first to 10.
31:48First to five wins. You get first to 10
31:49wins.
31:50>> No, it's just first to 10.
31:52>> H.
31:53>> It's just first to 10.
31:57right now. I Okay, now it's your game.
32:04>> I can't play him in Birds of War, chat.
32:05There's no way to one v one.
32:07>> Okay, Project.
32:08>> Oh my god, my hummingbird man would [ __ ]
32:11you up.
32:13>> Okay. No, I know. R six is too middle
32:15ground. R six is way too middle ground.
32:19>> Some people just say backyard baseball.
32:21Bro, I wish they had a 1v one for that.
32:23Did they add that yet?
32:26Oh my god. Did they add that yet, chat?
32:28Is there a way to rip that?
32:29>> Wait, do you have fast Wi-Fi, Joe?
32:32>> Uh, it depends what you need me to
32:34download.
32:36>> Uh,
32:36>> you're going to ask me to download FIFA,
32:38aren't you?
32:41>> Maybe
32:43>> you would need to have like a bronze
32:47like [ __ ]
32:48>> I would be on team. Yeah, you would need
32:50like a half star team. Yes, I I would I
32:54would be I would be in like on a onestar
32:56team. You'd be on like uh PSG or or
32:58Madrid.
33:01>> Oh, I think somebody said in my chat,
33:03Zoyle Zoy said this Yugi dude a bum.
33:06Retweet
33:07>> Zoyo.
33:09>> Yeah.
33:10>> Yo, let let me explain something about
33:12Zoy. He also is a sore loser. Defeated
33:14him in every game he's ever played. Just
33:16kind of want to put that out there as
33:17well. You know what I mean?
33:19>> Every game he's ever played. You've
33:21played him in every game.
33:23>> Yes, in Overwatch everything. By the
33:25way, I am an Overwatch pro. I used to be
33:26an Overwatch pro. Top 500 and
33:28everything. The one that you know.
33:29>> Were you dead ass?
33:30>> Yeah, I was Overwatch pro. I was Lucia.
33:33>> Who did you mean?
33:35>> Lucia.
33:37>> Okay.
33:39>> And I was crazy. I was top five.
33:41>> Why are you never in these like Marvel
33:42rivals tournaments? I see then.
33:44>> Uh because I'm loyal to Overwatch.
33:47Got to be loyal to the best game ever
33:49created.
33:53>> [laughter]
33:56>> The best game ever created all time you
33:58think is Overwatch,
33:59>> dude. It there's a there's a re there's
34:02a reason it got game of the year 2016.
34:05>> That was 10 years ago.
34:07>> Yeah, but like come on, bro. There's a
34:09reason, you know, need
34:12dude. You know what I mean? It's just,
34:13you know.
34:14>> Okay, so I'll down Okay, I'm down to do
34:16FIFA, but you like you can't choose
34:18that. like it's going to be downloading
34:20in the background.
34:22>> Yeah. And and and the handicap on here
34:24will
34:24>> I have to
34:26>> uh the newest one, the EFC 26.
34:28>> 26.
34:29>> Yeah.
34:30>> And then you have Yugi has
34:32>> two star two. Yeah. Worst worst team.
34:36>> Yeah.
34:37>> I've never play I've No, no, no. EFC is
34:39not even my strong suit.
34:41>> You were just saying how nasty you are
34:44at FIFA.
34:45>> Literally, we have this back. You were
34:48just saying, "I'm so crazy at FIFA. It's
34:51unreal."
34:52>> I say, "I'm good at everything, Joe."
34:54>> No, but then you specifically honed in
34:57on how good you are at FIFA. You get the
34:59worst team,
35:00>> Joe. Joe, if you don't believe in
35:02yourself, you've already lost.
35:04>> You know what I mean?
35:06>> Okay,
35:07>> Joe.
35:08>> Wiki, Joe, you're getting the worst
35:10team.
35:11>> Okay, I'll get the worst team. You get
35:12the best deal.
35:14What's your next pick?
35:16>> [snorts]
35:16>> I could be a real cornball here. Um,
35:19people always complain when I do broy
35:21bros because I choose cheesy games and
35:23they're like chill bar chooses like
35:25geoger when like real gamers are
35:26choosing Call of Duty and Valerant and
35:30I'm like okay bro the whole point of the
35:32broy bro is that you get to pick your
35:33games man.
35:34>> No I dare you choose some [ __ ] I
35:36dare you choose some [ __ ] bro.
35:39>> If you want me to choose some [ __ ] I
35:42>> No, please don't. That's what I'm
35:44begging. Do not choose some bull like
35:46what it is. No, no, no, no. Not this
35:48[ __ ] Dude, you don't understand
35:50this game. No, no. Not wiki speed race,
35:52bro.
35:54No, no, no, no. Wiki speed race is so
35:57Yes. This Yes. Okay, Joe, this is
35:59actually fire. I'm actually down to do
36:01Rocky cuz you and me are are the
36:03>> I would say we're evenly matched.
36:04Weren't you plat
36:05>> I feel like I feel like uh back but back
36:08when I was like in eighth grade, but I'm
36:10not even trolling. You are better than
36:12me here, but I I genuinely think there's
36:14like a 1% chance I win here.
36:16>> 1% chance.
36:18>> If If you choose Rocket League, I'll
36:19choose Siege.
36:24>> I don't really want to play Siege.
36:26[laughter]
36:30>> No. No. I don't even want to play that
36:31game either. You're good. You're good.
36:32You're good. You're good. But what? Oh,
36:34by the way, if you're already locked in
36:35the game, it's locked. You know what I
36:36mean? Just kind of want to put that out
36:37there.
36:38>> Okay. So, I'll lock Rocket League. No
36:39handicaps.
36:41No handicap. Yeah, I think that's fair.
36:43Okay, I'll go Valerant.
36:46>> Valerant. Uh like
36:48>> Okay. Yeah, no handicap. Uh
36:50>> and then we attack one.
36:51>> How are we doing? Like how are we
36:54>> we attack we attack one side or I think
36:56there's a Wait, chat. Is there a a one v
36:58one mode now in in in in in in in in in
37:01in
37:03>> Yeah, there's one there's one.
37:04[laughter]
37:06>> Sorry. Sorry. I have a problem.
37:08um what you call it in um [ __ ] in uh
37:11Valor. Yeah, there's a one v one.
37:13>> There's a one v one, but there's no you
37:15don't uh like the one that I play Jason
37:17in was just uh like TDM
37:20>> like
37:21>> uh No, no, no. You want to do you want
37:24to do skirmish or whatever it's called.
37:26>> Yeah, there's a mode. Or we can either
37:28do skirmish and if you don't feel
37:29comfortable doing skirmish, we can do uh
37:31you attack one site. So, for example,
37:33>> what is skirmish?
37:35Skirmish, I believe, is just a straight
37:37one v one. We both spawn in, play with
37:40any guns we we like, and then we fight
37:42each other.
37:43>> There's no one.
37:46>> No. Yeah, there's no abilities, just
37:47shooting only. I think that's fair.
37:52>> I feel like you're teasing me a little
37:53bit on that. What was your peak rank in
37:55Valerant?
37:56>> Peak rank in Valerant? Silver, gold.
37:59>> What? ELO and CS like Premier.
38:02>> Uh, never played CS professionally.
38:04never played CS ranked at least.
38:06>> Okay. Um, so we have one, two, three,
38:10four, five, six games. We need three
38:12more.
38:14>> Okay. This is
38:16>> How many have I chosen? I've chosen
38:18three. You've chosen
38:19>> three.
38:20>> Three.
38:21>> Yeah.
38:22>> Okay. Then I feel like I choose one, you
38:24choose one, and then we both agree on
38:26one.
38:27>> Okay. I I like that. I like that. I'm
38:29I'm I'm I'm very cool. Um,
38:33Mecca Chameleon. No, that's [ __ ]
38:35lame.
38:37Mecca Chameleon one v1s. No,
38:41>> Joe. By the way, I just want to tell you
38:42now that if I do end up winning, I will
38:45you will hear a earful from me. Like,
38:46I'm probably your chat's probably going
38:47to hate the [ __ ] out of me because I'm
38:49in your ear just making funny fun of you
38:51because you just lost me. Just kind of
38:52want to put that out there before it
38:53happens. You know what I mean?
38:55>> Yeah, I'll just mute you. [panting]
38:59Um,
39:01I kind of like
39:03Okay. Could I air something as a
39:05potential neutral game before I choose?
39:08>> Yes. Talk to me.
39:09>> Fall guys. Fall guys first. First first
39:11to win a game.
39:14>> You want this to be a M? Wait, I
39:16actually like that. I actually like
39:17that. No, no, no, no. I do not hate
39:18that. I'm down. I'm down to do it. Fall
39:20guys first to win a game.
39:22>> How would we do that?
39:24Uh, I think you and me can get in the
39:26same lobby. You and me could get in the
39:28same lobby.
39:29>> I don't know.
39:30>> And then No. No. We get in the same
39:31lobby and then we go singles. I'm pretty
39:33sure you could do that.
39:34>> I don't think we could get in the same
39:35lobby as solos. Is that possible, chat?
39:41They're saying gang beasts.
39:43>> Yeah, we can. We can.
39:45>> We can hop in a lobby as solo. Like me
39:48and you can join a party and then play
39:50as solos.
39:51>> Yeah. Yeah, it's possible. Okay,
39:55>> then my game, my last game. I need a
39:59lock here. Not a lock, but something
40:01that I'm confident in.
40:06>> You could do philosophy. You could
40:07debate me in philos.
40:09>> Yo, you want to do a debate,
40:11>> dude? We could debate philosophy. I'll
40:13probably beat you in that. I don't think
40:14I don't know if you you know what I
40:15mean.
40:18I've been I've been watching a lot of
40:19videos and I've been reading a lot of u
40:21which
40:21>> I have not been reading philosophy a lot
40:24>> really I I just started this book it's
40:25called don't believe everything you
40:26think
40:28>> by who?
40:30Uh uh I forgot his name, but it's Newen.
40:32His last name is Newen. I think it's
40:34called uh I forgot his name. Jackson
40:36Newen. I forgot his name, but it's
40:37Newen.
40:40>> You're actually reading.
40:42>> Yeah. Don't believe everything you
40:43think.
40:46By uh Joseph New.
40:48>> Mhm.
40:48>> Interesting.
40:49>> Yeah. You should read
40:51>> Backyard Baseball is wait by who?
40:54>> By Joseph Newan.
40:57>> Not Jason. No, Joseph win. I know. I
41:00know. I know. It sounds like, you know
41:02what I mean? But just on God, I'm
41:04streaming stream sniping you and
41:06grabbing you and Fall Guys. Yo, you guys
41:07can try, bro.
41:08>> Chat is backyard baseball one v oneable.
41:14>> I would do party animals one v one.
41:17>> Party animals.
41:20>> I'm more confident in party animals than
41:22I am No, I don't really want to do party
41:23animals.
41:25Party animals will just [ __ ] blow,
41:27dude. I'm just gonna get I'm gonna get
41:28rage baited the whole time.
41:31Have you played Party Animals? Yeah, I
41:34could play anything. It's your choice,
41:35brother.
41:43Okay. And then [laughter]
41:47what? No, no, no, no. We can't do Wiki
41:50Speed Ra. This [laughter] is actually
41:52sad.
41:53>> No, this is actually sad. No, Joe. Come
41:55on. This is sad. This is actually sad.
41:57Come on, dude. Come on. Actually, bro,
42:00come on. Let's Let's at least make it
42:02somewhat like, you know what I mean?
42:04>> Wait, hold up. Hold up. Hold on. I'm
42:05gonna I'm gonna stop sharing my screen
42:06for a second
42:08>> and I'm going to look at my Steam list
42:09and I'm going to pick a game
42:11>> became man.
42:14>> Like what? Uh, so do you want this to be
42:17something that you would have a handicap
42:18or something that would be like more e
42:19like what is the game that you're
42:20thinking of
42:22>> for you
42:22>> that I'm for me I'm thinking I'm going
42:25to choose
42:27uh there's two games I'm thinking
42:29Overwatch but then that have you played
42:31Overwatch or no
42:33>> years ago.
42:35>> Yeah. So
42:36>> how are we going to play each other in
42:38Overwatch?
42:39>> Say say that one more time.
42:41>> How are we going to play each other in
42:42Overwatch? That's a
42:45>> There's a one v one custom. There's a
42:46one v one custom.
42:47>> Sucks.
42:48>> Oh well then if you choose wiki speed
42:50race then I'm forced to choose
42:51Overwatch.
42:52>> If you choose Overwatch I'm picking
42:54Marvel Rivals and I'm running the same
42:56thing back and I'm just going Thor and
42:57I'm running you down.
42:58>> Like you hear yourself. That's not fair.
43:00That doesn't mean you're the better
43:01gamer.
43:02>> Fair. You just said I was pro in
43:04Overwatch. You're trying to pick a hero
43:06game as a one v one. That makes
43:08>> Okay. Let's have honor. Let's have
43:10honor. Let's have honor. Okay. Let's
43:12let's let's go down with honor. Okay.
43:15Um, Dead by Daylight, first one to
43:16escape.
43:18>> I'll not do Wiki if you don't do
43:21Overwatch.
43:21>> All right. Deal. Deal. Deal. Okay. Deal.
43:24Now, now we have to do Dead by Daylight
43:26first one to escape. Deal. No. Deal.
43:28>> I'm not playing Dead by Daylight.
43:32>> First to escape. Could be a 15 hour
43:35stream.
43:39>> Okay. Brahala. That's Are you good at
43:41Brahala? I'm not good.
43:43>> I've never played Brawhalla.
43:44>> I've never played Brahala. It's That's I
43:46promise you I've never played Brahala.
43:48I've never played it.
43:50>> What's your Steam friend code?
43:52>> My friend code. Let me see.
43:54>> I guarantee you you have hours in
43:56Brahala. And you're just
43:57>> I have No, no, no. I have some hours in
43:59Brahala, but I promise you on my life.
44:02>> You just said quote unquote, "I've never
44:05played Balhalla."
44:07>> I've never played Brahala. I've never
44:09played Brahala. I've never played Hala.
44:11>> I I promise. But I I I did play Smash
44:14Bros. My my my main in Smash Bros. is
44:16Ingkling if you wanted to know. Just
44:18kind of want to put that out there if
44:19you wanted to know that. It's uh my my
44:21my You know what I mean?
44:23>> I just sent you a friend request.
44:27>> Why do you like Bart so much?
44:30>> What do you mean why do I like Bart so
44:31much? It's my [ __ ] last name.
44:34>> Oh, [ __ ] Wait, I thought your name was
44:35Bartosi. It is, but the shortened
44:38version is Bart.
44:44>> Jesus, bro. Sometimes I feel like I
44:46don't be thinking that then I just be on
44:48autopilot sometimes.
44:49>> How do I go to Brawlhalla and see how
44:50much time you have?
44:52>> Uh, I could show you. Let me see if I
44:54could download the game, actually. No,
44:56but I have no I have no history of this
44:58game. Like, I I actually never played
45:00this game. [snorts] That ass. Oh, my
45:02stomach.
45:03>> What is your username?
45:06Um, Yugi,
45:08>> did you add me back? Of [laughter]
45:11>> of course I added you back, bro. You're
45:13my friend.
45:13>> Add me back. That's crazy.
45:14>> Yes, I did. Yes, I did. I
45:17>> literally got me to Bro just asked for a
45:19follow for follow and didn't follow
45:20back.
45:21>> No, I did. I did. You're in my friends
45:23list. I see you. Yeah, you're in my
45:25friends. You're offline. I hate the
45:27friend that appears offline. Like, we're
45:28not inviting you, gang. Like, come on,
45:30bro. Let's appear online. Oh, I'm
45:32hungry. Okay, gamble with friends. First
45:34one to first one to bankrupt.
45:37>> First one to bankrupt. You just
45:38immediately just lose your money.
45:41>> True. You're right. I'm true. But yeah,
45:43but look look. I'm about to I'm
45:44downloading Brahala. I'm about to show
45:46you how many hours I have. Hold on. On
45:47[snorts] my stream or let me see.
45:49>> Yeah, I don't have any hours. I'm
45:51literally new to the game.
45:53>> You didn't play it on console.
45:54>> No, I'll send you a screenshot. I No,
45:56no, no. I never play I never had a
45:57console. Okay, I'm tripping. I That was
46:00a lie. That's actually weird as [ __ ]
46:01>> No, actually, no. You're No, I'm voiding
46:04Balhalla. YOU HAVE LOCKED FOUR TIMES.
46:06>> NO, NO, NO. LOOK, I'M JUST TROLLING.
46:07LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. NO, NO.
46:09>> I've never owned a console. I've never
46:11played Balhalla.
46:13>> No. Okay, I'm not even trolling. Braha,
46:15like that was that was actually trolls.
46:17This This is real. Look, if you look, I
46:19have no hours. I promise you, I'm not
46:20lying about Brawhalla. I don't even know
46:22how to attack in that game. I have no
46:24hours whatsoever. I think this is
46:27perfect games because it's actually
46:28[clears throat] like you don't know how
46:29to play. I don't know how to play,
46:31>> bro. That's not like the screenshot you
46:34just sent me doesn't prove that you have
46:35no hours.
46:36>> Yeah, cuz if you have if you have a game
46:38with hours, if you go to any game, um
46:41it'll show the hours next to it. It says
46:43last played. It says space required. Uh
46:45Brahala doesn't have that.
46:50>> Bro, you're just gonna s Okay, fine.
46:52Sure.
46:54>> No, I'm serious, bro. Go to your
46:56profile. Let me see.
46:56>> You're just gonna But like what are the
46:58rules?
47:00Uh, first uh first to win three games.
47:03>> First to win three games.
47:07>> I'm not playing him in chess.
47:10>> No. Yeah, chess. You would You would
47:11destroy me.
47:12>> It's not even that. Chess is [ __ ] so
47:14boring at my ELO, bro. I'm ass. I'm not
47:17good.
47:18>> Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean it's
47:19boring? Wait, what are you like a
47:21bronze?
47:21>> Bro, I'm like the worst ELO in the game.
47:24I just know how to
47:25>> remember.
47:27is, bro. It's It's your phil It's your
47:29philosophy skill. Am I right or no?
47:33>> All right, let's do Infinite Craft.
47:36>> Like, what are these games?
47:38>> Infinite Craft first to three things.
47:41So, we would take turns We would take
47:44turns picking things.
47:48>> No, wait. What do you mean? Wait, what
47:50is that? What is Infinite?
47:51>> Look up Infinite
47:53>> on Steam.
47:54>> No, it's just a browser game.
47:58Jesus, bro, is so loud. Hold on.
48:00>> Infinite craft. You could you just
48:03combine items until you make certain
48:06things.
48:06>> Okay. Okay. We could do we could do
48:08infinite craft.
48:09>> So, you would say like I want to get to
48:11crack and so one of us has to make
48:14crack.
48:16>> Like the drug.
48:18>> Yeah. Well, you it would be like
48:19something like that.
48:20>> Okay. Um Okay. I'm You might [ __ ] me
48:24here, but No, I don't mind this. I I
48:27don't know. I've never played this game.
48:30>> Well, we would have to reset, too, chat.
48:32How do you reset?
48:35How do you like reset your full uh Well,
48:37if you Well, I've never played
48:38Brawhalla. And you've played Brawhalla.
48:41>> True. Okay, that's a fair. That's a
48:43fair. No, I've never played Brawhalla.
48:45>> You just said true. No, I said I said tr
48:49I said true because I tried to give you
48:51a point, but I never played Brahala. I'm
48:53tripping. I've never
48:55>> Oh, you just reset save. Okay. Yeah. No,
48:58we could do Infinite Craft first of
48:59three things. That would be every game.
49:02Do you want me to share my screen again
49:04so you can see all of them?
49:06>> Yes. Just Okay. Roblox spelling be
49:08>> Roblox spelling be Fortnite, which is to
49:11what? Like custom
49:14>> custom one v one first to five. First to
49:17five.
49:18>> Yeah.
49:20>> Gio guesser. Best of five. No move. EFC.
49:24>> Joe, no move. Joe, no move.
49:27>> Joe, no move. EFC. Yugi is first team.
49:29Joe gets pass. Rocket League. Valerant
49:31skirmish. Fall guys first to win a game.
49:33Brahala first to three games. One.
49:36>> And then infinite craft first to three
49:38things. We would just take turns going,
49:40you have to craft this now.
49:43>> So, whoever chooses this game picks
49:45first item. Yeah, there is neutral
49:47games. Brahala's neutral. I feel like
49:49Rocket League is He's better than me,
49:52but I count it as the neutral game.
49:54>> I would say we could add more neutral
49:57games. I mean, if I'm I think Brawlhalla
50:00Well, I think Brawlhalla, you have an
50:02edge just off experience of Smash Bros.
50:05>> You've never played Smash even as a kid?
50:08>> When I was like, [ __ ] bro. Last time I
50:10played Smash, I was probably like 12.
50:12>> Yeah, but I mean, but like come on, bro.
50:14Everybody picks up a little bit of
50:15smash. You know what I mean? I think
50:17you're overthinking it, Joe.
50:21>> IQ test.
50:23>> H. Like, come on, bro. Are you dead ass?
50:26>> I'm fine with this if you're fine with
50:27this.
50:29>> Uh, I'm good with this. I don't need
50:30more neutral games. I would I think I'd
50:32destroy you and maybe
50:33>> we could have a neutral game as just
50:34human benchmark if you want to add
50:36another one.
50:37>> What's human benchmark? What is that?
50:39>> It's just you do first. Zoy said
50:41buckshot roulette. We could do buckshot.
50:43I don't think that's neutral cuz I've
50:45>> Oh.
50:46>> Oh, if you want to play it, I'll do it.
50:49>> No, I don't know what the what this is.
50:50>> I think buckshot multiplayer. You lose.
50:53>> I've literally watched
50:55>> I have like 15 hours in buckshot
50:57roulette.
50:58>> Yeah, I've watched you go crazy in this.
51:02>> I've literally seen you go crazy in this
51:03game. Like Yeah. This is not That's not
51:05fair. Bot
51:06>> any of those chancebased gambling games
51:08where you like use items to increase
51:10odds. I just like metag game those.
51:14>> Um,
51:15>> I'm kind of nervous.
51:16>> Do you So, do you want to add another
51:18neutral or no? We have nine games to
51:20choose from.
51:20>> I feel like it's neutral.
51:22>> Look. Okay. So, so the way I do is like,
51:25okay, you have a strong suit, which is
51:27spelling B. I have a strong suit. I
51:28guess Fortnite if you want to count
51:29that. Geogesser is your strong suit. EFC
51:32is my strong suit. Rocket League,
51:33>> I would say Rocket League a mini
51:35neutral.
51:36>> Yeah, mini neutral. Valerant is mini
51:38neutral. Yeah, you know how to aim. All
51:40guys, I've played a lot, but I mean,
51:42dude, we're going to get Grab. There's
51:44going to be strength snipers. Like,
51:46there's no real edge. Like, this is like
51:48a bit of an RNG game here.
51:50>> Brahala's neutral in my opinion. I've
51:53never played Brahala. And
51:54>> I think you have an edge on Brahala and
51:56I think I have an edge on Infinite
51:57Craft.
51:58>> Okay. And I think this is actually
51:59perfect. I I personally think this is
52:01amazing.
52:02>> Okay.
52:02>> I'm not even trying to troll
52:03>> now.
52:04>> And then what's the punishment?
52:06>> Oh [ __ ] Yeah, we didn't talk about
52:07that. What do you want to do for that?
52:08We give the winner $10,000.
52:12>> No.
52:14>> A
52:16>> We give the winner $10,000. I think if I
52:19won you I would never see that money a
52:22day in my life. [laughter]
52:24>> Are you crazy, dude? I would I respect
52:26you, Joe.
52:27>> Won, bro. I I Yeah, but Yugi Yugi, if I
52:32if you put 10K on the line here,
52:37>> and I won,
52:39>> I don't think you're paying me,
52:42>> dude. I Bro, we're streamers. I'd have
52:44to go live again.
52:46>> We're streamers.
52:47>> Like, if I went live again, they'd be
52:49like, "Pay Joe, pay Joe." And I'd have
52:50to listen because dude I bro at the end
52:53of the day
52:54>> wasn't wasn't Lacy in debt to Lewig for
52:58like a year and then
53:00>> Lwig transferred that debt to Ron in
53:03Imogal money after Ron won.
53:06>> Yes. But that but that's the thing.
53:08That's the way life goes. You know what
53:10I mean? Sometimes that's but I'm not
53:12like that. That's not me. What do you
53:14think? I'm a monster,
53:16>> bro. I'm not betting $10,000.
53:19Let's do a punishment.
53:21>> Okay. Do you have anything in mind?
53:24>> What if we Okay. What if we put on a
53:27diaper? We put on a diaper and then we
53:29just run in the like you have to go to
53:31your most populated p place in your
53:33city, which you're in New Jersey,
53:34correct? Not trying to dox you or
53:36anything.
53:37>> I'm not doing that.
53:41>> Is this a kink of yours? No, it's not a
53:42kink of mine. I'm just trying to think
53:43of the most craziest punishments and
53:45seeing where Joe draws the line. You
53:47know what I mean? I've also already worn
53:50a diaper for a a different challenge.
53:53>> Okay,
53:55>> I'm not Sir Strong's a no-go. They're
53:57saying milk. You can't really do that on
54:00stream, though.
54:01>> It would have to be something you have
54:02to do on stream because you're going to
54:03throw up on stream.
54:06>> Made outfit stream. I swear Joe has done
54:08that before.
54:10>> Unless I'm tripping.
54:11>> I've worn a maid outfit.
54:13>> Wow.
54:13>> I'm down to do an outfit in some sort of
54:15game.
54:18Wait, like what? What do you mean in
54:20store instead of a game? What do you
54:20mean? What do you mean? Talk to me.
54:22>> Like you have to beat a game or play a
54:23game. I have to beat a game or play a
54:25game.
54:26>> Oh, in a certain outfit.
54:28>> Yeah.
54:29>> Okay. Um,
54:32bunny girl outfit.
54:36Bunny girl outfit. You can't take it off
54:38until you beat the Batman trilogy on
54:41sure.
54:42>> No. [laughter]
54:43No. The Batman trilogy. What am I
54:46dedicating 50 hours of my life to what?
54:50I'm dedicating 50 hours for this.
54:53>> Then you can't lose.
54:54>> Oh, okay. I got something. I got
54:56something. Okay. Um
54:59>> Okay. Made outfit until you beat Jump
55:02King.
55:06>> Until you beat Jump King.
55:10>> Yes. But you have to do it in the main
55:11outfit. Like, you know what I mean? And
55:13you can't end stream. You'd have to fall
55:15asleep on stream. You have to wake up on
55:18stream or should we bring it back?
55:19>> Pass fast pass pass pass pass pass pass
55:21pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass
55:21pass pass pass pass pass pass pass.
55:22>> I'm saving you from that potentially too
55:24Yugi. Bro, I don't think you
55:26>> jump king, bro. Have you ever played
55:28Name a Fodian game you've ever played?
55:30>> What's that mean?
55:33>> Point exactly. Point exactly.
55:35>> Oh. Oh. Only up. Only up. I've played
55:37only up.
55:38>> Okay. Did you beat it?
55:39>> Yeah. Okay. Oh, what about that? What if
55:41you can't end stream until you beat Only
55:43Up in a maid outfit? Oh yeah, what a
55:45great idea. Is it what? [ __ ] 2023. Oh
55:47my god,
55:49>> dude. That's the punishment. You have to
55:50play something that's not fun.
55:52>> Okay. No, I agree. But I'm saying I'd
55:54rather play something that's not fun,
55:56but not like torturous.
55:58>> Okay. Only up is removed. Okay. Um,
56:01>> only up doesn't exist anymore
56:04>> apparently.
56:05>> How about this?
56:07>> Okay.
56:08>> Have you ever played baby steps?
56:11>> I think so. Is it the one where you have
56:13to go like your your character is like
56:14walking like in
56:15>> he walks individually right? Yeah. Yeah.
56:17Okay. I see. Yeah. What about that?
56:19>> You've beaten it?
56:20>> Never. I've never even played it.
56:23>> How long does that game take, chat? Like
56:25nine hours.
56:29Oh no. I could do something where it's
56:31like shorter. Yeah, my chat's saying
56:33this. The one game that I don't like if
56:35you wanted to play. It's just not fun.
56:38It's
56:39>> Please don't say egg game. Please don't
56:40say
56:40>> how I know. How to build an atomic bomb
56:42in your back garden. And it's like three
56:44hours long and it's just tedious tasks.
56:49It's really just [ __ ] awful.
56:53>> How to make an atomic bomb in your back
56:56garden. What is What is this? You have
56:59to just make it's like a I played it
57:01already, but so I would have to do a
57:03different game as a punishment that's in
57:04like the same time frame,
57:08but it's literally like you have a
57:09recipe book and you're like building an
57:12atomic bomb and it's just torture.
57:16Like you individually carry like
57:18batteries.
57:19>> Why Why are people telling me that I'm
57:21on the list?
57:24Oh my god. It's cuz I searched up how to
57:26make an atomic bomb. Oh my god. I got to
57:28remove this [ __ ] from my history.
57:29>> Why did you not go on Steam? You just
57:31Googled that.
57:35>> Oh no, bro. No, no, no. I like one of
57:37those games where you have to like like
57:39jump and stuff. Or not jump.
57:41>> So you want to do a Fian game? You want
57:42to do a Fian game?
57:44>> Yeah. I feel like that's torture. Like
57:46imagine your chat would laugh at you and
57:47you'd get mad so bad. You You understand
57:50how hilarious?
57:51>> Like what's a rage game that doesn't
57:52take 15 hours chat that neither Yugi or
57:56I have played? more me because I've
57:58played more rage games than you.
58:02>> Oh, wait. Okay, how about this?
58:06>> Oh, [ __ ] I don't know.
58:08>> But you can't in stream, remember, until
58:10you beat it. Just going to want to put
58:11that out there.
58:13>> I'm hungry.
58:15>> Go eat a snack. You keep you keep like
58:17whispering that under your breath.
58:19>> No, it's cuz I don't have snacks. I was
58:21never allowed when I was
58:22>> Get to work, bro. Okay, but I like I've
58:25played that
58:28Oh, you could play Leafit alone.
58:31>> I've beaten Leaf alone.
58:33>> Oh, really? Holy [ __ ]
58:38>> Octo dad.
58:42>> Which Octoad? Dadliest catch.
58:46>> That's not even a rage game.
58:50Is this a rage game?
58:51>> I think they just want you to game. Bro,
58:55>> have you ever played Copad?
58:56>> I have a surprise for the
58:58>> No, please. No. I had a Yugi2X Cuphead
59:03stream. Uh, Blue Comet. Um, I I I was
59:06supposed to do like a not ending until I
59:07beat it and I ended in three hours.
59:10>> Bro, then let's not choose a rage game.
59:13>> Okay, we could choose something else.
59:16>> Like what?
59:24Trees hate you. I beat Oh, okay. You
59:26can't end until you beat three of the
59:27FNAF games. Your choice.
59:34>> Three FNAFs.
59:37>> Yeah.
59:38>> Any FNAFs.
59:39>> Not including Not including Custom
59:41Knight. Not including It has to be
59:43>> It has to be like of the original FNAF
59:45series. It has to be has to be FNAF.
59:47One, two, three, four, and I believe and
59:50it can't be sister location because I
59:52think you play.
59:53>> So you have to beat three FNAFs and you
59:55get to choose one through three.
59:58>> Dude, I don't even want to do that, bro.
1:00:01[laughter]
1:00:02I'm not like I'm not going to lie. I'm
1:00:04so [ __ ]
1:00:05>> My friend's doing that right now on
1:00:06stream and it's been it Dude, it's like
1:00:0810 hours long.
1:00:09>> Dude, it's actually so it's like so
1:00:11scary. You wouldn't do it. No, I'm
1:00:13actually so scared of like just game.
1:00:15>> Oh, you don't like horror games? How
1:00:16about we do that? How about we do that?
1:00:18How about we do that? Okay.
1:00:19>> Loser plays Vis. Loser plays Vis. I've
1:00:21never played it. Supposed to be the most
1:00:23scariest game of all time.
1:00:24>> Vis, bro.
1:00:26>> You played it?
1:00:27>> I played it before. Yeah. It's not even
1:00:28that scary.
1:00:30>> What's like a really scary game?
1:00:34>> Um,
1:00:36Outlast 2, they're saying. Have you
1:00:38played Outlast? I haven't played Outlast
1:00:402, but I'm planning on playing Outlast
1:00:422.
1:00:42>> Oh, then. Yeah. I don't want you to do
1:00:44that.
1:00:44>> I don't want to I don't want to do that.
1:00:45That's a little cheap because then I'd
1:00:46be
1:00:47>> I'd just be playing a game I'm probably
1:00:49already gonna play.
1:00:50>> Yeah. What is This game looks so cool.
1:00:56>> Have I played Psalm 2?
1:00:58>> Scary game. And every time you get jump
1:00:59scared, you have to give give the winner
1:01:01five subs. That's like That's like
1:01:02saying doing an eating stream and every
1:01:04bite you have to give five subs. Like
1:01:05you're going to get jump scared 100%.
1:01:11Madison. People are saying, "Have you
1:01:13played Madison?"
1:01:15>> Madison.
1:01:18>> Obey the voice. Madison VR. Oh, this
1:01:20game. Yeah, I think I've Wait, is this
1:01:24Oh my god, dude. I'm about to puke.
1:01:29And you have to do this in a maid
1:01:30outfit. So every time you get scared and
1:01:32you stand up, every time you get scared
1:01:34and stand up, you see a
1:01:36>> Huh? Oh, yeah. How long is medicine?
1:01:40>> Wait, and it's not a maid cafe. Uh,
1:01:42sorry. It's a bunny girl outfit. Bunny
1:01:43girl.
1:01:43>> Six hours.
1:01:44>> Father in heaven,
1:01:46I will be.
1:01:47>> So, I'd You have to in one stream I'd
1:01:49have to beat this game
1:01:50>> in a maid outfit,
1:01:53>> bro. I'm going to be like drenched in
1:01:55sweat.
1:01:57>> That's just That's just the way it goes.
1:01:59>> Doy doi. I've already played Doky Doi
1:02:01Literature Club.
1:02:02>> That's a good game.
1:02:04>> That is a good game.
1:02:07Yeah, it's a bunny outfit. My bad. I'm
1:02:08tweaking.
1:02:09>> So, bunny outfit and play.
1:02:13>> Wait, Madison is six hours.
1:02:15>> Yeah, bro. We got
1:02:17>> What the [ __ ] is in this game?
1:02:19>> We got to have a scare. Is Madison
1:02:21scary?
1:02:24>> What the [ __ ] A six-hour horror game?
1:02:26I'd get bored. I'd be like, "Okay,
1:02:28>> scariest horror games on Steam."
1:02:32>> They're saying obey the voice.
1:02:35The Resident Evil 7 visit.
1:02:51>> Don't play this. Okay.
1:02:54I've played don't play this.
1:02:57>> I actually Wait, can we just do that
1:03:00where like we pick games that are like
1:03:02[ __ ] like you would have to pick a game
1:03:03for me that I haven't played. That
1:03:04game's only like two hours long.
1:03:06>> That game's like 2 hours long. It's so
1:03:09You have to be every level.
1:03:12>> Wait. Oh, never mind. I have played this
1:03:14game before. I've played this game
1:03:16before, I believe.
1:03:17>> Don't play this played. It dropped like
1:03:19three months ago.
1:03:20>> Oh, never mind. I'm lying. Okay, then. I
1:03:22could do this because is this
1:03:24>> what would I do?
1:03:26>> We would we would have you on uh
1:03:27Madison,
1:03:28>> bro. That's not that's not fair. Madison
1:03:316 hours long. This game's two.
1:03:35>> Chad, what's the mortary assistant? He
1:03:38played it before.
1:03:39>> Mortuary assistant also not scary.
1:03:44Resident Evil 7 played Last of Us played
1:03:47bunch of larers in my chat.
1:03:50Okay, I do don't play this for the scare
1:03:53aspect. You do FNAF one and two.
1:03:57>> No. Okay, how about this? How about No.
1:04:00HOW ABOUT JUST CUT ALL THIS [ __ ] OUT.
1:04:02Whoever Isn't FNAF 2 arguably the best
1:04:05FNAF?
1:04:07>> Uh, it's the hardest. Whoever loses has
1:04:10to beat FNAF 2
1:04:15in in a bunny outfit
1:04:18>> because then we're playing then we're
1:04:19both playing the same game
1:04:21>> in a bunny.
1:04:22>> I played FNAF 4. That's why I'm saying
1:04:24no to that. I played FNAF 4 for like
1:04:26four hours.
1:04:29>> FNAF 2.
1:04:33>> Is that a no for you?
1:04:36Dude,
1:04:38let's do it, bro.
1:04:41Oh my god. Let's just do it, bro.
1:04:44>> Okay. Five Nights at Freddy's 2. Whoever
1:04:46loses has to beat Five Nights at
1:04:47Freddy's 2.
1:04:49>> They can't end until they beat it, by
1:04:51the way.
1:04:51>> But they have to wear a bunny suit.
1:04:53>> And they have to wear a bunny suit every
1:04:54time.
1:04:54>> We would have to order the bunny suit.
1:04:57>> Let's say you don't finish. Let's say
1:04:59it's been like it's been three days
1:05:01since you you have to stay live, bro,
1:05:03with that bunny suit. [snorts]
1:05:04>> Three days, bro. I'm I'm going to keep
1:05:06it a stack, Yugi. I'm confident I beat
1:05:07this game in like 5 hours.
1:05:09>> Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. All right.
1:05:12>> Let's [ __ ] do it then. Let's do it.
1:05:14We're locked. 100% we're locked. I
1:05:15promise you. Let's do it.
1:05:16>> Wait, can you share your screen? You
1:05:17flip a coin
1:05:19>> to [snorts] see to pick who goes first.
1:05:20All right, it's locked. Best of seven,
1:05:23first of four. Loser has to wear bunny
1:05:26suit and beat FNAF 2 in one stream.
1:05:30>> Deal.
1:05:32>> Okay. What is this wonky ass heads or
1:05:36tails you got? Right.
1:05:37>> Do you want a color? I could give you a
1:05:39certain color that [laughter]
1:05:40it's customizable. We can do purple. All
1:05:43right. What? Call your call. Your call
1:05:45>> and winner like who if if I call it
1:05:47right. I pick first game.
1:05:49>> Um
1:05:52>> Tails.
1:05:52>> Yeah.
1:05:55>> Yes. Yes.
1:06:00>> [laughter]
1:06:02>> And loser, I'm just confirmed because
1:06:04this is how all like broy bros work.
1:06:06>> Loser picks ne like game after.
1:06:09>> Of course. Yeah. Obviously, it's just
1:06:10winner chooses first or sorry, the the
1:06:12quick
1:06:12>> winner chooses first. Loser of every
1:06:14game picks next game.
1:06:16>> Yeah. But you don't obviously don't want
1:06:17to make the first game one-sided. Like
1:06:19you don't want to do that.
1:06:20>> No, I want to start with something
1:06:21that's more chill. Like I don't want to
1:06:23start with like spelling be or something
1:06:25lame.
1:06:26>> Yeah. Yeah.
1:06:28I would start with Rocket League.
1:06:31>> Really?
1:06:31>> Just like a neutral.
1:06:33>> W Joe in the chat, bro.
1:06:36>> Oh, we didn't ever say what we're doing.
1:06:38Should we just do best of three games
1:06:40for Rocket League?
1:06:42>> Uh, yeah. Best of three games. Or isn't
1:06:44it? Yeah. Best of three.
1:06:45>> Best of three. Full games.
1:06:47>> Full games. One v one.
1:06:49>> All right. All right. All right. I'm
1:06:50launching Rocket League.
1:06:52>> I think this is more one-sided than you
1:06:53believe.
1:06:55>> For you or for me? for you because
1:06:58Rocket League I'm not very good at.
1:06:59>> Well, you you and Ari almost beat me and
1:07:03Jinxy.
1:07:04>> What? Jinx is trash.
1:07:07>> Yeah, but so is
1:07:07>> Arash.
1:07:13He's He's trying to find himself.
1:07:16>> A
1:07:17>> you defending your friend like that. So
1:07:19sweet.
1:07:20>> You know me, Ar Brothers.
1:07:21>> Yo. Yo, somebody make somebody make a uh
1:07:24somebody make a uh a heated rivalry edit
1:07:27of uh Ary and Yugi. Somebody get on
1:07:29that,
1:07:30>> dude. Dude, I'd love to hop on a podcast
1:07:33with you, Joe.
1:07:34>> Oh, really?
1:07:35>> I saw you watching your own podcast clip
1:07:37earlier.
1:07:39>> Insane glaze.
1:07:41>> Wait, did it come off as narcissistic
1:07:42much or
1:07:43>> you were watching your own podcast?
1:07:49Dude, I don't want to lose. Joe, I don't
1:07:52want to lose.
1:07:53>> What is your uh what is your Epic ID?
1:07:56>> Uh Yui2X.
1:07:57>> Oh, wait. I think I could just invite
1:07:58you on Steam now.
1:08:00>> Uh I don't have Steam. I mean, not that
1:08:02I Wait, not [laughter] that I don't not
1:08:04that I don't have Steam, but Oh, wait.
1:08:06Are you Mighty Are you Mighty Joe?
1:08:10>> Yo, you're like a chronic liar. You're
1:08:14like like [laughter]
1:08:15you're you're like a coronic liar, bro.
1:08:19>> Okay.
1:08:20>> I feel like anything you say is
1:08:22[laughter] just not true.
1:08:24>> I'll take you, bro. I'm sorry.
1:08:26>> What is your epic? I'll add your epic.
1:08:28>> Yugi 2x. Yugi 2x.
1:08:30>> Or I can add you. Let me add you.
1:08:32>> You're not accepting friend invites. I'm
1:08:34also not accepting friend invites.
1:08:36>> Okay. Accept friend invites. Okay.
1:08:38What's your What's your thing?
1:08:39>> I'm not accepting friend invites.
1:08:47Joe, please.
1:08:48>> I'm not I can't accept friend invites,
1:08:50bro.
1:08:51>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna accept
1:08:52it right now. It's cuz I every time I
1:08:55have I have to tab out like my whole
1:08:56screen glitches. It's so ballish.
1:09:00>> Okay.
1:09:01>> Are you Are you accepting friend
1:09:02invites?
1:09:03>> Let me see. Let me see.
1:09:07>> How do I do that?
1:09:09>> I actually don't know. That's why I was
1:09:11saying uh I can't
1:09:14>> Oh,
1:09:16somebody redeemed Dent. Interesting.
1:09:19Now, like when you lose, what bunny
1:09:21outfit do you think you're going to buy?
1:09:22Are are we allowed like is it like
1:09:23Easter bunny outfit or are we doing like
1:09:26the person chooses
1:09:27>> e kit? Oh, really?
1:09:29>> Yeah. So, so wait, how do I add people?
1:09:32We chat. I did it on Fortnite
1:09:39settings. Oh, they just got all my
1:09:41information.
1:09:45You might have to give me the win for
1:09:46this one, bro.
1:09:48>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll just
1:09:49call it here.
1:09:52>> Hold on. Let me see,
1:09:52>> bro. There has to be Oh my god.
1:09:57>> Oh, yeah. Make sure to download FIFA, by
1:09:59the way. EA.
1:10:00>> Oh [ __ ] Yeah, I didn't download that.
1:10:02>> Of course, brother.
1:10:04>> EFC. I think I It's 26, right?
1:10:09Yeah, download
1:10:12>> um communication settings. Wait, how do
1:10:14I do
1:10:15>> somebody named scream?
1:10:16>> How have we? [screaming and groaning]
1:10:19>> I just woke somebody up. Oh my god, I
1:10:21almost just fainted.
1:10:23>> I You need to win. I ain't trying to see
1:10:25your chopped ass in a bunny suit. You're
1:10:26weird as [ __ ]
1:10:28>> bro. How are we not in a bunny suit,
1:10:29Yugi?
1:10:30>> Uh, no. Trust me, you're gonna look
1:10:32amazing doing it um to FNAF and you
1:10:34you're gonna be so miserable because you
1:10:35can't end stream. You're going to be so
1:10:37mad, bro. You're going to be so pissed.
1:10:40>> I want you to lose so bad because I feel
1:10:42like you're not good at FNAF and it
1:10:44would take you like 9 hours,
1:10:46>> dude. 9 hours.
1:10:47>> I'm letting you know if I lose, I'm
1:10:49insta watching a tutorial and I'm just
1:10:51[ __ ] metagaming FNAF 2.
1:10:54>> Oh, I am too. What? That's just that's
1:10:56just that's just the competitiven
1:10:58competitive.
1:10:58>> Refund that. No more channel
1:10:59redemptions.
1:11:00>> You know what I mean? That's just that's
1:11:01just how we are, bro. That's how we are.
1:11:03Cuz you don't you hate losing too,
1:11:04right? I'm a really I'm I'm a bad sore
1:11:07loser.
1:11:08>> Now, let me ask you, do you hate losing
1:11:10or do you love winning?
1:11:12>> Both.
1:11:14>> No, they're they're they're very
1:11:15different. Especially, you know what I
1:11:17mean?
1:11:17>> Yo, can I add you?
1:11:20>> I mean, I'm I'm trying I'm trying, but
1:11:22you're going to have to accept. Oh, let
1:11:23me search up on YouTube. Let me search
1:11:25up on YouTube. Oh, we could do a private
1:11:26match, too,
1:11:28>> and I could just send you the code.
1:11:30>> Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could do a
1:11:31private
1:11:32>> Are you Are you West Coast? Uh, yes. Oh,
1:11:35peeing issues.
1:11:37>> No, I'm just gonna make it I'm just
1:11:38gonna make it central. Yeah.
1:11:40>> All right. I'm gonna make a private
1:11:42match and I'm just going to [ __ ] send
1:11:43you the
1:11:44>> Yeah. When we get on Fortnite, I could
1:11:46turn that setting off.
1:11:48>> Wait, if I create a private match, how
1:11:50do I send you an invite?
1:11:53>> Uh, you send me the code, I believe.
1:11:57>> Oh, yeah. Join them by name password.
1:11:59Wait, we're playing US Central.
1:12:04name password
1:12:08match admin disabled team settings
1:12:11mutator settings create okay
1:12:14>> oh [ __ ] hold on
1:12:16>> wait what am I oh I'm closing Steam
1:12:20>> okay
1:12:23>> did you get it
1:12:26>> I uh I made a custom match I sent you
1:12:28the the stuff don't don't leak it Oh,
1:12:33[ __ ]
1:12:34>> You're lying.
1:12:35>> No, no, no, no.
1:12:39>> Did you get it?
1:12:41>> Yeah. And then what do I do again?
1:12:44>> You would go join private match and then
1:12:46you would input that user and uh
1:12:49password.
1:12:50>> Private match. Join private match.
1:12:53Okay.
1:12:55Boom. Okay.
1:13:00Okay. Let's go. I think it says joining.
1:13:04Oh my god, I'm nervous. Joel, I'm
1:13:05nervous. Joel,
1:13:06>> we're doing best of three. So, first of
1:13:09two games.
1:13:10>> All right,
1:13:13>> good luck.
1:13:17>> Let's go.
1:13:21Win the kickoff big.
1:13:24Real big here.
1:13:28Good touch.
1:13:30You don't have to give me compliments,
1:13:31though. You're just not that good.
1:13:36Uh
1:13:37>> oh.
1:13:39>> No. [screaming]
1:13:41>> Bang, boy. Come on.
1:13:43>> Go. Good goal. Good goal.
1:13:47>> Why is my chat bro? Stop typing GG's,
1:13:50bro. The first 18 seconds of the game.
1:13:53I have ball possession percentage. I
1:13:56just have a low converting rate right
1:13:57now.
1:14:01I see what you're trying to do. You're
1:14:02trying to do what the pro
1:14:06>> I'm trying to do what? What did you say?
1:14:08>> You're trying to do what the pros do. So
1:14:09like you bring it back. Hold on.
1:14:13>> Oh my god, I'm nervous.
1:14:14>> I bring it back.
1:14:16>> Yeah, like you bring it off the
1:14:19bang.
1:14:19>> Oh my god, I'm [ __ ] throwing.
1:14:24That's what I'm talking about, bro. Just
1:14:26go Chad. I'm going to be watching this
1:14:28stream. By the way, I'm going to take
1:14:29the day off. I'm going to take the day
1:14:31off just so I can watch you be
1:14:33>> watch this stream.
1:14:34>> Dead ass, man.
1:14:38>> Bro, you're just [ __ ] 50ing me.
1:14:43>> Oh no,
1:14:43>> dork.
1:14:46[laughter]
1:14:48>> Oh, [screaming] I CAN'T WAIT TO [ __ ] ON
1:14:50YOU, BRO. YOU'RE GOING TO get Hold on.
1:14:52Oh no. Okay,
1:14:57bro. The lag. I'm ripping. We're both on
1:15:0072 ping right now.
1:15:11>> I go back.
1:15:13>> Why are you going back here, bro?
1:15:15>> Why are you going back there? WHY ARE
1:15:17YOU GOING BACK, DORK? DORK. YO, DORK.
1:15:20DORK. WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK, DORK? WHY
1:15:22ARE YOU GOING BACK?
1:15:23>> Why don't you play Why don't you play a
1:15:24little more offensively rather than just
1:15:26waiting for me to give you the ball,
1:15:27>> brother? I guess I'm playing
1:15:28offensively. How can I play offensively
1:15:30if I'm winning 3-1? I Oh,
1:15:37>> this game is so [ __ ] Like, I'm going to
1:15:39be honest. This game is so [ __ ]
1:15:41bro. What happened to the confidence?
1:15:43You're just like talking mad [ __ ]
1:15:45Genuinely, this game is so [ __ ]
1:15:46>> I mean, like, you're winning right now.
1:15:48Like this game is so [ __ ]
1:15:50>> But you're doing so much better than me.
1:15:56>> Going for a chip. Clearly. It's just
1:15:57clear. It's just clear. Are you bronze,
1:15:59buddy?
1:16:03>> Good save.
1:16:09>> Walling that. Why don't you aerial?
1:16:11>> I prefer not to.
1:16:14>> Boots on the ground type of guy.
1:16:16>> Yeah. You know what I mean? Rather play
1:16:17it safe than sorry. Why'd you do that?
1:16:20You just dead ass set me up. Thank you,
1:16:22bro. Thank you, bro. This game is so
1:16:24[ __ ]
1:16:28>> Hell no, JOE. HELL NO. Hell no. Are you
1:16:32serious?
1:16:34>> Oh no. Oh no.
1:16:38>> Got to run back. Get that ball there. I
1:16:41have to
1:16:45you 50 that are you serious?
1:16:49Are you serious?
1:16:51>> Oh [ __ ]
1:16:55>> You must just hit it in your own goal.
1:16:58>> Trust me, bro. It's cop It's cop being
1:17:00smart. All right. I knew I wasn't going
1:17:01to.
1:17:02>> Bang. Dork.
1:17:04>> That's not it. That's not dork. Yo, I
1:17:07will say
1:17:08>> I will say you are the best Rocket
1:17:10League player I've played in a bro
1:17:12round.
1:17:14>> No. Yeah, definitely. Bro, you're not
1:17:15that bad yourself.
1:17:18>> Come on. Remember, Chad, let's play
1:17:20>> round two. Two minutes.
1:17:25>> Oh my god.
1:17:26>> Had to go for the 50.
1:17:28>> Got to pick some riskier plays here.
1:17:30>> Oh my god.
1:17:32>> Oh, what a save, Yugi. Yuki, you're
1:17:34actually the best player in the world.
1:17:40That's in.
1:17:41>> Bang.
1:17:44>> BANG.
1:17:44>> NO, [screaming]
1:17:46BRO.
1:17:48>> [ __ ]
1:17:51>> DUDE, I can't wait to see you play in
1:17:53the main outfit, bro. [laughter]
1:17:56Oh, man.
1:17:59Uhoh.
1:18:01This is pretty much my game chat. That
1:18:02ass. Don't 50-50 that, brother. Where
1:18:05you going?
1:18:07Bango. Good night. Good night. Good
1:18:10night. Good night.
1:18:12>> Pretty much my game. You know what I
1:18:14mean?
1:18:18Going to wait for him to kick it off
1:18:20himself. Bang. Easy. You know what I
1:18:22mean?
1:18:26I'm going to let you shoot that if you
1:18:27want. Make sure you don't Oh, bro. I
1:18:31[ __ ]
1:18:32>> Oh my god.
1:18:34No, genuinely genuinely you are top five
1:18:38worst players I've ever played in like
1:18:40any game. He's going to obviously try to
1:18:47>> That was like cool. Like that was like
1:18:49cool. That was like all right.
1:18:51>> Silence on this end. Silence on this
1:18:53[laughter] end. Fear locking in a minute
1:18:55and 6 seconds. Three goals. It's all we
1:18:58need.
1:19:01>> Damn. I mean, if you if you need three
1:19:03goals, you're going to have to play.
1:19:05Bango. Let's go, baby. One more.
1:19:09Just play smart, boys. Let's stop
1:19:11getting overconfident.
1:19:16Yeah. Good clear.
1:19:18He goes for the clear again.
1:19:22>> Big clear guy.
1:19:27My god.
1:19:29>> Shoot this. Oh,
1:19:30>> bro. Like, I'm not even going to lie. I
1:19:31know you're going to win this first
1:19:32game. I'm so serious when I say like
1:19:34you're you're genuinely a worse Rocket
1:19:36League player than me. Like I know
1:19:38you're a worst Rocket League player.
1:19:39>> I'm worse than you. You are worse than
1:19:40me. You are worse than me. I guess I'm
1:19:42worse than the goals you're getting. The
1:19:43goals you're getting are lazy and just
1:19:45clears [laughter] into the [ __ ] net.
1:19:46>> Brother work smarter not harder. You
1:19:48ever heard of that or no?
1:19:51>> Save. What a save. BANG. ANOTHER ONE.
1:19:58>> All right.
1:20:00One zero. 1 zero.
1:20:02>> Oh man. 73 Joe. 73.
1:20:07This a crazy start to a bro, bro. And
1:20:10stop coping, Joe. Dead ass. Like I
1:20:12genuinely think you're a good good
1:20:14gamer. Like I do think you're a gamer.
1:20:15You're a good game.
1:20:16>> You literally said the exact opposite 5
1:20:18seconds ago.
1:20:19>> Well, because I'm lying. Clearly I don't
1:20:20think you're a good gamer.
1:20:21>> It's like [ __ ] it literally
1:20:24just contradicting every other sentence.
1:20:26>> Let me ask you a question. Do you hate
1:20:28to lose or do you love to win?
1:20:31>> You just asked me that already.
1:20:32>> No, no, no, no, no. And and and it's cuz
1:20:34you gave me the
1:20:35>> You got a textbook of oneliners that you
1:20:37just use.
1:20:38>> Brother, brother, brother, do you hate
1:20:39to lose?
1:20:42>> Oh, Joe, do you believe in aliens?
1:20:45>> Do you believe in aliens, Joe?
1:20:47>> Well, you just saw one. BANG BANG BANG
1:20:51BANG BANG BANG BANG, BOY. BING. [ __ ]
1:20:55Come on.
1:20:58It's okay, Joe. You're good. You're
1:20:59good. You Joe, you'll live. You'll live.
1:21:03Oh [ __ ] Oh crap.
1:21:11Oh crap.
1:21:19>> What a [ __ ] stupid touch, Joe.
1:21:21Absolutely stupid touch,
1:21:23>> bro. Like, I mean, I don't even know
1:21:24what I'm supposed to do. You're going to
1:21:25want me to challenge you and then you're
1:21:26just going to try and get it past me
1:21:30every time, bro. Sit in net, wait for me
1:21:33to chow, try and get it over my head,
1:21:35and then just [ __ ] drive it into the
1:21:37goal.
1:21:38>> That's not what I'm doing.
1:21:38>> Cleanest way to one v one.
1:21:40>> No. No. That's clearly not what I'm even
1:21:42doing.
1:21:43>> It is.
1:21:45>> No, it's not. If that was what I was
1:21:46doing, I would say it.
1:21:53Oh crap. What a [ __ ] player. You're
1:21:57actually No, genuinely. Oh my god.
1:22:00>> That was better than any goal you've
1:22:02made in this entire [ __ ]
1:22:03>> It's genuinely sad. It's genuinely sad.
1:22:05>> That is a better goal. No, it's not sad
1:22:07because every goal you're getting is
1:22:08from [ __ ] half field when I'm pushed
1:22:10up and you just get the ball past me or
1:22:12it's a [ __ ] kickoff goal. Like, bro,
1:22:15what are you doing?
1:22:16>> It's called a fake. You might not know
1:22:18what that is.
1:22:20>> It's It's called skill.
1:22:23What is that chip? Like that's cringe.
1:22:26Genuinely cringe. Stop.
1:22:35Like look at that. That's so [ __ ]
1:22:37stupid.
1:22:39How is that stupid?
1:22:44>> Like genuinely, bro. This is cringe.
1:22:47Like genuinely, bro.
1:22:50What do you mean?
1:22:53>> Oh my god.
1:22:53>> Get bald, boy.
1:22:55>> Get bald, BOY.
1:22:56>> AND THEN HE RUNS it in. Gork. I can't
1:23:00wait for you to get five. Brother,
1:23:05[laughter]
1:23:06get bald. Get bald, bro. Get bald.
1:23:24Like, what are you doing, bro? Taking it
1:23:25up the damn side.
1:23:28>> YO, ARE YOU DEAD ASS? We're demoing. Are
1:23:32you dead? No. Come on, Joe. Joe, are you
1:23:34serious?
1:23:35>> YOU'RE JUST RUNNING THE BALL DOWN THE
1:23:37SIDE.
1:23:38>> YOUR PLAYS ARE DEAD.
1:23:40>> ARE YOU DEAD ASS? Are you dead ass
1:23:41demoing? What? In a one v one? Are you
1:23:45Are you sure that's good manners?
1:23:49At least have some shame.
1:23:51>> God, if you [ __ ] score this, bro.
1:23:53This is the I like I hate Rocket League.
1:23:57>> This is Come on.
1:24:00>> THE B DOESN'T LIE. THE BOMB doesn't lie.
1:24:03The bomb doesn't lie. Congrats. You got
1:24:05the ball that goal, bro.
1:24:12>> The ball doesn't lie. Clearly.
1:24:24Oh my god, bro. This team is so ass.
1:24:30Oh, let me guess. He's going to run the
1:24:32ball up the side again.
1:24:34the Yugi special.
1:24:36>> You just did that.
1:24:39>> I just DID THE SAME EXACT thing that you
1:24:43did to get every single goal. Wait for
1:24:46you to flub the [ __ ] out of the ball
1:24:49because you have no ball control and
1:24:51then just run it into the [ __ ] net.
1:24:53>> I guess I have no ball control.
1:24:56>> None.
1:24:56>> What's that? What's that? That's called
1:24:57ball control.
1:24:58>> That's not ball control. You hit the
1:25:00ball.
1:25:01>> Exactly. So, in turn,
1:25:04>> idiot,
1:25:07>> we're going to watch that one back, too.
1:25:11>> I I literally full screen. I literally
1:25:12full screen. I'm literally there. [ __ ]
1:25:15[ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] man. This You
1:25:18demoed one of the goals. You got to give
1:25:19me one of the GOALS BACK.
1:25:20>> WHAT? THAT'S NOT a rule. We never Oh MY
1:25:22GOD. NO. YOU'RE A CORNBALL. You're
1:25:25actually a cornball. You're actually a
1:25:27cornball for that. That's so nah.
1:25:38You'll get that.
1:25:46>> Damn it.
1:25:47>> Oh, this game is so [ __ ] [ __ ] This
1:25:49game is so [ __ ] [ __ ]
1:25:50>> You have bad ball control.
1:25:56>> [ __ ] can, bro. [ __ ] can. All he The only
1:25:58shot he knows how to take is a [ __ ]
1:26:00chip.
1:26:04>> And he gets that. No, he doesn't.
1:26:07[snorts]
1:26:07Yo, I just handed that [ __ ] straight to
1:26:09you on a [ __ ] silver platter and you
1:26:12missed it.
1:26:14>> Yo, bro, it's okay.
1:26:25>> Oh my god. Oh, uncle.
1:26:27>> Hell no. Hell no.
1:26:35>> NO. [ __ ] THIS GAME. [ __ ] THIS GAME. I
1:26:40HATE THIS GAME. THIS GAME IS SHITTY.
1:26:42[ __ ] this game.
1:26:43>> Seal that there. I don't know. That was
1:26:46a That was a real a really weird flub by
1:26:48you there, Yugi.
1:26:51>> Why were you being so confident? You
1:26:52were like talking so much [ __ ] in the
1:26:54first game and then you've gone like
1:26:57silent.
1:27:00>> 28 seconds. You got to get two goals
1:27:02here. Is it doable? Yes. Are you going
1:27:05to do it?
1:27:07>> Yes.
1:27:07>> Yeah. Maybe not.
1:27:09>> Yes.
1:27:12>> [ __ ] all the [ __ ]
1:27:13>> 20 seconds.
1:27:15>> I just got to maintain a onegoal lead
1:27:17here. That's it. And he does that.
1:27:22Fringe. Get that out of here.
1:27:27Yeah. Run behind the ball. 9 seconds. 8
1:27:30seconds. 7 seconds. Five. Four. How
1:27:33about another?
1:27:36>> I promise you. I was I was talking [ __ ]
1:27:39[laughter] I was talking [ __ ] Now I'm
1:27:41going to destroy you. If it's the last
1:27:43thing I do, I'm going to destroy you.
1:27:45Genuinely, I'm going to destroy you. I
1:27:47promise you.
1:27:51Maybe one more.
1:27:53>> No, bro. Get it out of there.
1:27:54>> Maybe you can dribble that in. No ball
1:27:56control.
1:27:56>> No, no, no. It's so cringe. And it's so
1:27:59cringe.
1:28:00>> If that was me, I probably would have
1:28:01got I probably would have sat that ball
1:28:02on top of my Octane and then I would
1:28:04have dribbled that into your goal.
1:28:06>> You're a dork. You're a dork. And this
1:28:07chat is laughing. Haha. You're a dork.
1:28:10>> You're a dork.
1:28:10>> You're a dork. Yo, watch.
1:28:12>> Yo, G.
1:28:14>> I bet. I bet. And also,
1:28:17>> so you demoed for a goal. Just kind of
1:28:18want to put that out there. For a goal,
1:28:20I beat by two. It doesn't even matter.
1:28:22>> You demoed for a goal. So out of out of
1:28:24just
1:28:27>> out of just your strategy, bro.
1:28:36>> Oh my god.
1:28:40>> All right. Let me tap in. Let me tap in.
1:28:41That was a fluke. That was a fluke.
1:28:51Were you trying to demo me there?
1:28:53>> I guess I am. How am I supposed to demo
1:28:55you with no boost, Joe?
1:28:59>> Explain that, Joe.
1:29:00>> I don't know. But like, you were playing
1:29:02like you were trying to demo me there
1:29:04and you were just talking about how
1:29:05demos are lame in a one v one.
1:29:08>> Like, look. No, there's no way you're
1:29:10proud of that goal. There's no way
1:29:11you're proud of that goal. Oh my god.
1:29:15No. One v one Rocket League is not No,
1:29:17no, no. I'm Can we veto this game? Can
1:29:19we veto veto this game?
1:29:19>> No, we're not vetoing the game. They're
1:29:21tied right now,
1:29:27bro. Every time you doing a slow
1:29:28kickoff?
1:29:31Are you doing that purposefully?
1:29:34>> What do you mean doing it purposely?
1:29:37>> I don't have
1:29:38>> Are you trying to kick off slow on
1:29:39purpose?
1:29:41>> No, no, no. I just don't have um boost.
1:29:54>> Like you almost demoed there, bro.
1:29:56>> I didn't demo there. That's in.
1:29:58>> No way. No way.
1:30:00>> Renified. Renified. Why would you walk
1:30:02in? I'm getting I'm getting fun.
1:30:07>> No, no, no. I don't I don't know.
1:30:11>> Pocket.
1:30:12I hate I got distracted. I got
1:30:15distracted, bro.
1:30:16>> Hey, maybe lock in.
1:30:17>> Oh my god, I got distracted. I got
1:30:19distracted. Wait, can we restart? Can we
1:30:21restart?
1:30:21>> No, we're not restarting.
1:30:24>> Oh. Oh no.
1:30:28>> Had you nervous on that one? That would
1:30:30have been That would have been the game
1:30:31ender.
1:30:37>> You're like panicking right now. I'm not
1:30:39I'm not Yo, I'm not panicking.
1:30:41>> Full [ __ ] panicking right now. I can
1:30:44like see it.
1:30:46>> I guess I'm panicking. I'm chilling. I'm
1:30:48literally in my zone. Never been better.
1:30:52>> Little stutter there. No big deal.
1:30:55>> And all you're doing is demoing. You're
1:30:57trying to demo me. This is actually
1:30:58crazy.
1:30:59You thought that was a
1:31:04[laughter]
1:31:06>> Joe. What was that? That
1:31:11>> what was that? What was that? We're just
1:31:14talking about demos. [laughter]
1:31:20>> Bro, bro,
1:31:23bro. I did. I was just just driving on
1:31:25my life. I was just driving, brother.
1:31:27Come on. All right. My finger slip. Come
1:31:28on.
1:31:30>> It was just a misin thought.
1:31:32>> Yes, misin. Come on. Come on.
1:31:37>> To you. Good.
1:31:39>> I set that up for you, brother.
1:31:40>> To me.
1:31:41>> Whoa.
1:31:42>> Back flipped it. Went for a speed flip.
1:31:43I think I just handed you a goal. That's
1:31:45not in. It's in.
1:31:50>> Can't miss that. Can't miss that.
1:31:53>> Some silver energy there. I was just up
1:31:55two. And now it's evens. Yo, can we not
1:31:58count this game?
1:32:00>> No. No. We could veto this game. Do you
1:32:01want to veto it?
1:32:02>> No.
1:32:07>> Yikes.
1:32:08>> Wow.
1:32:09>> No. Please, Yugi. Please, Yugi.
1:32:12>> No, no, no. I won't take that. I won't
1:32:13take that. That That'd be That'd be like
1:32:15out of my You know what I mean? That'd
1:32:16actually be weird.
1:32:17>> No, you were going to take that if you
1:32:19could.
1:32:19>> No, I wasn't.
1:32:23Like, you're so cringe. You see that
1:32:24ball control though? You see that ball?
1:32:26>> I guess that's ball control.
1:32:27>> Like what's the point of ball?
1:32:31>> Oh my god. Stupid.
1:32:37>> Oh, you almost just hit it in your own
1:32:39goal there.
1:32:40>> Never. Would never.
1:32:40>> Got to hit that one out.
1:32:44>> Like you're so cringe though. Joe, this
1:32:46is cringe. You're You know what you're
1:32:49doing? What you're doing? You were
1:32:50literally boost starving me. You're
1:32:52boost starving me, bro. You're
1:32:53boostaring me. You're It's
1:32:55>> boostaring you. Boostaring you.
1:32:57>> What is this? 3v3s. I'm boostaring you.
1:32:59This is a one v one, brother.
1:33:01>> Hey, grab pads, bro. Grab pads.
1:33:05>> You only rely on the hundreds.
1:33:07>> No, but come on, bro. Like,
1:33:12bro. Went silent like that was an
1:33:13opportunity. I'm screaming.
1:33:20Good block.
1:33:25Bumping. Bumping.
1:33:27Bumping. What happened to What happened
1:33:29to What happened to the courtesy of the
1:33:31one v one? You're bumping me. Look at
1:33:33this. Look at this. YOU BUMPED RIGHT
1:33:35INTO ME. YOU [ __ ] HIT ME OUT OF THE
1:33:36WAY. What the hell is that [ __ ] WHAT
1:33:39THE HELL IS THAT [ __ ]
1:33:40>> YOU LITTLE YOU LITTLE.
1:33:50HEY, you got boost, bro.
1:34:01>> Oh my god.
1:34:03>> No way. Oh my [ __ ] god.
1:34:07>> Oh my god.
1:34:07>> What is happening?
1:34:13>> Uhoh.
1:34:19No. No.
1:34:22Oh my god.
1:34:23>> OH MY GOD. [groaning and screaming]
1:34:25>> OH MY GOD. WHAT is this game? No, this
1:34:27game is actually [ __ ]
1:34:35>> Oh my god.
1:34:36>> Oh my god. HE BACKED [laughter]
1:34:38BACK. Oh my god. No. That is going to be
1:34:41the miss.
1:34:44Oh my god.
1:34:51Please.
1:34:51>> Oh my god.
1:34:54>> 30 seconds.
1:35:10Oh my god.
1:35:1310 seconds.
1:35:16GOLASSO. COLASO. COLASO. NO. [screaming]
1:35:20I didn't have the luck. I KNEW IT WAS A
1:35:23GOAL. I KNEW IT WAS A GOAL. I KNOW.
1:35:27Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
1:35:30god. Oh god.
1:35:41Don't let it drop. Don't let it drop.
1:35:43DON'T LET IT DROP, JOE. DON'T LET IT
1:35:45DROP, JOE. DON'T LET IT DROP, JOE. DON'T
1:35:48[screaming] LET IT DROP, JOE. DON'T LET
1:35:50IT DROP, JOE. JOE, LAST MINUTE. I KNOW
1:35:53YOUR HEAD. Your mental is gone. Your
1:35:55mental is gone. I just scored. I
1:35:58literally stalled that s, bro. I stalled
1:36:00this game so much just for you to lose
1:36:02in the lo the last closing moments of
1:36:04the game. It's sad. Oh my god. Oh god.
1:36:08Oh god. Oh god. You are [ __ ] You are
1:36:12[ __ ] bro. You going You are going to be
1:36:14playing FNAF, bro. Bot control. B
1:36:16control. B control. B control. B
1:36:19CONTROL. BANG.
1:36:19>> Infinite craft. Infinite craft.
1:36:23>> Bang.
1:36:26Bot control. Bug control. Ball control.
1:36:29Top five things Joe said before he
1:36:30[ __ ] got demoded by Yugi. Bro, dork.
1:36:33You're a dork. You're a dork. One zero.
1:36:36One zero. One zero. That's fine.
1:36:40>> Dude, I love gaming, Joe.
1:36:43I love gaming. I love Don't mold either.
1:36:46Don't actually mold. Did you send the
1:36:48list by the way to me?
1:36:51>> Choose the next game. Yes, I would love
1:36:52to choose the Damn. You don't get to
1:36:54choose the next game.
1:36:56>> Yes, I do. Yes, I do. No,
1:36:57>> you don't, dumbass. It's the [ __ ]
1:36:59loser of the last game chooses the next
1:37:04[ __ ] go. You [ __ ] you. Hey. Hey.
1:37:08Loser of the game picks the next game.
1:37:11That's what I said before we started. Go
1:37:13back in the box. You're good. You agree.
1:37:16>> You're good. You're good. You're good.
1:37:17You're good, bro. You're good. You'll
1:37:19live, Joe. You'll live, but bro, you
1:37:21know what? Let's do some Let's do some
1:37:22geographer. Let's do something to give
1:37:24you your one back, bro. But you're good.
1:37:26You'll live, bro. You'll live. Don't
1:37:29turn red either. Chill, chill, chill.
1:37:30You're good. You'll live. You'll live.
1:37:32You'll live, bro.
1:37:35All right. Come on, loser. Yo, loser.
1:37:37Choose the game.
1:37:38>> Infinite Craft. I told you, bro.
1:37:42Infinite Craft. Are you serious?
1:37:43>> Infinite Craft.
1:37:44>> Holy. Holy [ __ ] bro.
1:37:48[sighs] This is actually sad, bro. Then
1:37:50you come to the All right. Come on.
1:37:53>> All right. So, how this works is it's
1:37:55the first to craft three things.
1:37:58>> Mhm.
1:38:00>> And I
1:38:02get to choose the first
1:38:04thing we craft.
1:38:06>> Okay. What are we crafting?
1:38:09Let me consult my chat
1:38:10>> and and don't let your chat help you
1:38:12like in terms of crafting.
1:38:13>> Yeah. No, no, no, no. You're not allowed
1:38:14to have chat. We could we could throw
1:38:16out an emote only during
1:38:18>> No, no. It's okay. I I trust you. You
1:38:20have integrity.
1:38:21>> Yeah. Yeah. Um
1:38:25let's go. Let's go. The first thing we
1:38:27craft is weed.
1:38:29>> Weed. Okay. So, like cannabis.
1:38:31>> Weed or marijuana are both applicable.
1:38:35>> Okay. Let's do it. I'm down. Let's do
1:38:37Are you do you like you you have to have
1:38:39your things reset right now. So the only
1:38:41items you should have are water, fire,
1:38:42wind, and earth.
1:38:43>> Yes. All I have is water, water, fire,
1:38:45wind, and earth.
1:38:46>> Okay. Are you ready?
1:38:48>> Yes, I'm ready.
1:38:49>> Three, two, one, go.
1:38:51>> Go.
1:38:51>> All right. We're crafting weed.
1:38:54So, I definitely need to get to like
1:38:56plant
1:38:57and smoke. Incense. No. Plant and plant.
1:39:03Tree. Tree and smoke.
1:39:06Fire. Fire and tree. Ash, ash and plant.
1:39:10Tobacco. Tobacco. Plant. Cigarette.
1:39:13Cigarette and
1:39:16tree.
1:39:17Cigarette and smoke. Cigarette and
1:39:20smoke. Smoker. Smoker of fire.
1:39:23Firefighter.
1:39:25We're trying to go. Smoke. Smoker of
1:39:28tree. Cigarette. Tree. Smoke. Smoke.
1:39:32Cloud. Cloud. Tobacco. Smoke. Cigarette.
1:39:36Smoke. [ __ ] Smoker and smoker. Tank.
1:39:40Firefighter. Fire truck. Incense. We
1:39:43need to get to like person or like plant
1:39:46and smoke.
1:39:48Fire. Fire. Volcano. Yo, what are you
1:39:51What are you looking at right now? What?
1:39:52How are you going?
1:39:54>> I'm on mountain. What about you?
1:39:57>> I'm just, if I'm being honest, I'm just
1:39:59kind of random combining [ __ ]
1:40:02>> Dude, I'm Oh, hold on. I just got steam.
1:40:06You just got steam.
1:40:08>> Oh, steam equals weed cuz wind. Oh my
1:40:11god. Weed clown. I just got it.
1:40:14>> You got weed.
1:40:16>> No.
1:40:22>> Oh my god. How am I going to get to
1:40:25this?
1:40:28>> Is that possible, by the way, to get to
1:40:30um
1:40:31>> weed?
1:40:31>> Weed.
1:40:32>> Yeah. Um, I would assume so.
1:40:37Uh,
1:40:39yeah.
1:40:42Is it? I mean, I think you can make
1:40:46almost like you can make like Markiplier
1:40:48on Infinite Craft, the YouTuber.
1:40:51>> Yeah.
1:40:52>> So, I would assume you'd be able to get
1:40:54to it.
1:40:56How long it takes,
1:41:00I don't know. Why are you making those
1:41:02noises?
1:41:04>> I'm almost there. I'm not even trying.
1:41:06Uh
1:41:12>> Oh my god.
1:41:14>> No, I'm like right there.
1:41:17>> What are you at?
1:41:19>> Uh I'm at uh No, I can't tell you.
1:41:24You're going to try to steal my [ __ ]
1:41:25>> I'm not going to try and steal your
1:41:26[ __ ] bro.
1:41:28I'll tell you what I have if you tell me
1:41:31what you have. I have cigarette, smoker,
1:41:33cigar.
1:41:35>> Are you serious?
1:41:38>> What do you have?
1:41:39>> I have, bro. I only have smoke.
1:41:44>> Oh, and you think you're right there?
1:41:48Oh my god. How do I get to this?
1:41:57Wait, think. Think. I got to think.
1:41:59>> Yeah, it's like what things combine.
1:42:12I got weed.
1:42:14>> On God.
1:42:15>> What did you have?
1:42:16>> On God, I got weed. I added lighter and
1:42:19plant or like lighter. I got I went
1:42:21tobacco cigarette smoker and then I got
1:42:24cigar and then I went cigar box wish
1:42:26genie I got light lamp lighter and then
1:42:28weed
1:42:34>> this [ __ ] lacy's typing
1:42:35>> storm are you typing up right now
1:42:38>> like [ __ ] you you [ __ ] hippo lacy
1:42:42>> no I'm trying to search up things that I
1:42:44can like Wait what are like I don't you
1:42:46can create anything in Infinite Craft I
1:42:48just want to make sure
1:42:49>> I think you could create almost
1:42:50anything. I would say keep it within
1:42:52reason because if you go like we have to
1:42:55craft [ __ ] Kaisenat, we're going to
1:42:58be here for 4 hours.
1:43:00>> Yeah. Okay. Let's do Let's
1:43:03>> Okay. Also, wait. Before you start, hit
1:43:04menu on the bottom left and then hit
1:43:07your save and reset.
1:43:09>> Okay.
1:43:10>> Let's do Let's make
1:43:14hippo.
1:43:16>> The animal hippo.
1:43:18>> Yes, the animal. And just to shout out
1:43:21Lacy.
1:43:22>> Okay. So, we're doing Hippo next.
1:43:24>> Yeah. Is that crazy? You can let me know
1:43:26if it's crazy. And is it first to three?
1:43:29Is it best out of three?
1:43:30>> It's first to three.
1:43:33>> I don't think Hippo's that crazy. It
1:43:35might be kind of hard though.
1:43:36>> We'll see.
1:43:37>> Okay, let's do it. Let's do it.
1:43:38>> You count it down.
1:43:40>> All right. Three, two, one, go.
1:43:53What's like your general strategy here?
1:43:56>> Wait, you there's strategy in this game?
1:43:59>> Well, I mean like what are you thinking?
1:44:01Like if you're going I need to get to a
1:44:03hippo. What's like some of the stuff
1:44:05you're going I think this would be
1:44:07useful. You know,
1:44:09>> I'm just combining
1:44:15like I I don't know. I just got
1:44:18sunflower though.
1:44:31Let me tell you, if you had Possaurus, I
1:44:34would have had probably the fastest
1:44:36speedun of all time to Possaurus.
1:44:39>> If I would have I would have if you
1:44:41would have chose Sphinx, I would have
1:44:42gotten it.
1:44:43>> I have Santa Claus.
1:44:48I have officially reached Santa Claus.
1:44:51>> Ah, I'm almost there.
1:44:53You're at You're at You're at Hippo?
1:44:57>> Yeah. Yeah, damn near.
1:44:58>> What are you?
1:44:59>> I just got elephant.
1:45:00>> Oh my god. You got elephant.
1:45:02>> [ __ ]
1:45:10>> I feel like I got to work my way back.
1:45:12What happens if I can buy?
1:45:13>> I just got a I just got a Griffin.
1:45:16>> I just got Santa Claus instead of Santa.
1:45:19I got Santa.
1:45:21I have snowsaurus.
1:45:25I have barbecue. I have grill. Grill.
1:45:28Santa Claus. Santaurus and Santa Claus.
1:45:31Nope.
1:45:33That's about useless. Obsidian.
1:45:38Damn it, dude. I don't know.
1:45:43Why does that Maybe it's a land animal.
1:45:50Dude, this this is so RNG,
1:45:53right? Oh, that's not the word.
1:45:56>> Snapping. I'm snapping. I'm snapping.
1:45:58I'm snapping. I'm snapping. I'm
1:46:00snapping.
1:46:03I'm snapping. I'm so snapping.
1:46:08Okay.
1:46:10There's definitely some things I could
1:46:12combine here that are going to get me to
1:46:14where I need to go.
1:46:16It's what those things are.
1:46:21I'm unsure.
1:46:24>> Oh my god. I watched Odyssey. I just got
1:46:26Poseidon.
1:46:28>> Yeah. You were saying what was the
1:46:29character you're like in uh
1:46:32>> uh Arthritis or something? The the main
1:46:34character.
1:46:35>> Arthritis.
1:46:36>> Yeah, dude. That he's hard.
1:46:41Like genuinely amazing. OH MY GOD.
1:46:44HIPPO. HIPPO. I SWEAR I JUST GOT HIPPO.
1:46:47OH MY GOD. WHAT THE [ __ ] I I GOT HIPPO.
1:46:50>> WHAT DID YOU COMBINE?
1:46:52>> I think I I don't know. I think I
1:46:53combined mermaid and Wait, what? I
1:46:56combined, Chad, do y'all remember? Wait.
1:46:59Yeah, this is hippo.
1:47:01>> It doesn't say hippo.
1:47:03>> Yes, this is hippo.
1:47:04>> Okay, then you got that. We're one one.
1:47:06>> Boom. Wait, what did I what did I um
1:47:09what did I come Oh, sea monster and
1:47:12Pegasus.
1:47:23Are you ready? Oh, you got hippocampus,
1:47:26dumbass. You didn't win.
1:47:28>> Wait, that's not the same [ __ ]
1:47:29>> Nope, that's actually Bro, you're like a
1:47:31little You're a little goblin. You're a
1:47:33little goblin. You got to keep goblin.
1:47:35>> What are you?
1:47:36>> Yeah, you're Bro, that's cheating. You
1:47:38just You just tried to say hippocampus.
1:47:41Hippocampus is not
1:47:44Then why does it [laughter]
1:47:46it has the it's hippo. It says it in the
1:47:49name.
1:47:49>> Hippocampus is not a hippo. Hippocampus
1:47:52is Isn't that a part of your brain?
1:47:55>> No. No. No. It's a hippo. It says
1:47:58hippocampus and it's it's a game. It's a
1:48:00It's a It's a icon of a hippo. I
1:48:03promise. I swear I'm not lying. I
1:48:04>> don't care. That's not it.
1:48:05>> No, it is.
1:48:06>> You did not get it.
1:48:08>> You're trying to cheat the game.
1:48:11HIPPOCAMPUS IS NOT AN ANIMAL, YUGI.
1:48:14[ __ ]
1:48:16>> EXACTLY. SO, NO, I PROMISE IT HAS THE
1:48:19ICON OF A HIPPO.
1:48:19>> OKAY, SURE. AND AGREE. Let's keep
1:48:20playing.
1:48:21>> It has an hippo. No,
1:48:24>> doesn't m I'm not cheating, bro. You're
1:48:26wrong. Like, you're actually just wrong.
1:48:32>> Do you do this to all your bros, bro?
1:48:34>> I do not do this in all my bro, bro.
1:48:37What are you talking about?
1:48:41Now I can't get anything other than
1:48:43hippo.
1:48:44>> Oh my god.
1:48:44>> Wait, is it is do you know if a hippo is
1:48:47an omnivore?
1:48:52>> Oh my tsunami campus,
1:48:56>> bro. You're on like brain. You're you're
1:48:57in like parts of the brain, man.
1:49:03>> Bro, I have like every [ __ ] ancient
1:49:06What are you Googling? You can't Google
1:49:08right now.
1:49:09>> Yo. Yo yo yo yo. No, no, no. Look, look,
1:49:12look. If you search up what's the long
1:49:14version of a hippo, it's hippo campus.
1:49:17>> IT'S A HIPPOPOTAMUS, [ __ ]
1:49:20>> OH, [ __ ] I didn't even notice that
1:49:22[ __ ] I thought it was I just saw a long
1:49:24word. [laughter]
1:49:25I'm tripping. My bad. Yo,
1:49:30>> nah, bro. You actually auto lose this
1:49:33round. That's crazy, [laughter] bro.
1:49:35>> Yo, I'm ting. I'm tweaking. My bad. I'm
1:49:36thinking
1:49:38I'm thinking
1:49:41>> My god. I have the I Egypt. Are there
1:49:45[ __ ] hippos in Egypt?
1:49:49Oh my god. I can't with this [ __ ] bro.
1:49:53I've been trying to merge hippo with
1:49:55everything.
1:50:10Bro, how do I get I need to get to like
1:50:12animal? Do you have animal?
1:50:15>> Yeah. Wait, like animals?
1:50:17>> You have like You have the word animal.
1:50:21>> Uh, no. I got Griffin. I got Leviathan.
1:50:29Oh my god. I'm like in Africa in terms
1:50:33of like
1:50:36I'm like in Middle East. No, not Middle
1:50:38East. Uh mythology.
1:50:41Oh my god. How do I get out of here?
1:50:44Like how do I get to Poseidon?
1:50:49Oh,
1:50:51bro. I need to work my way back.
1:50:56I got Christmas tree. [ __ ] awesome.
1:51:02I'm gonna cry.
1:51:12>> I'm liking what I'm cooking right now.
1:51:17>> Oh,
1:51:19I'm liking what I'm cooking.
1:51:21>> Wait, are you sure a hippocampus is a
1:51:23hippo?
1:51:25A hippopotamus is a hippo.
1:51:36>> Joe, I like playing games with you.
1:51:37You're so cool.
1:51:39>> You just tried cheating.
1:51:42>> I didn't Oh my god.
1:51:45I didn't try cheating, bro. Okay. I just
1:51:47thought a hippocampus was another word
1:51:49for a hippopotamus.
1:51:53I just got heaven. I just got heaven in
1:51:56the Garden of Eden.
1:51:59How is that? How How have I found
1:52:02heaven, but I haven't found
1:52:05>> desert?
1:52:06>> A hippo.
1:52:08>> A hippo in a desert. Is it unicorn?
1:52:10Like, I guess that's what that means.
1:52:11Narwhal.
1:52:13>> I got Adam
1:52:16and Eve.
1:52:19>> You're in the Bible. I have a human.
1:52:23>> Oh, he's close.
1:52:27>> Human oasis. Mommy. No.
1:52:31>> See,
1:52:37>> you're not very good at this, Joe.
1:52:39>> Bro, I'm not. I'm doing so bad right
1:52:41now. I'm getting animals that I've never
1:52:45even heard of.
1:52:47>> I haven't heard the ding sound in so
1:52:49long, bro. That means I'm not cooking.
1:52:53>> Oh, you haven't combined anything like
1:52:55at all recently?
1:52:57>> No. In a long time, bro.
1:53:00Cuz it's cuz I'm in Greek mythology.
1:53:06>> Oh my god.
1:53:08Wait,
1:53:11wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1:53:14>> Hippogri. I got a hippogri.
1:53:16Does that count?
1:53:17>> What's a hippogri? I don't know.
1:53:23I got a zombie.
1:53:25I got Frankenstein.
1:53:28>> This is stressing me out.
1:53:30>> This is also stressing me out.
1:53:35I got a cyclops.
1:53:39I got a hedgehog. I got a porcupine.
1:53:46I got a por I have a quill.
1:53:49I have a porcupine.
1:53:51Combine that with Adam and Eve.
1:53:56>> Brother
1:53:56>> tree unicorn Christmas hippocampus on
1:53:59Christmas.
1:54:02>> Oh my god. I don't think we're Dude, at
1:54:05what point do we call this?
1:54:07>> Dude, you you want to just give me the
1:54:08round?
1:54:09>> Wait, no, I'm not giving you the round.
1:54:11The [ __ ] Okay. Well, you then you're
1:54:14not confident in your abilities, bro.
1:54:17>> Bro, I'll get to hippo. It's just a
1:54:20matter of time.
1:54:21>> JAPAN. JAPAN. Oh my god.
1:54:26>> What is What does that mean to you?
1:54:29>> I don't know. I just saw Japan. I got
1:54:31lit.
1:54:32>> I have a puffer fish,
1:54:37>> dude. At this point, I have a flounder.
1:54:39I'm just like combining. What's like a
1:54:41land flounder? Let's go beach flounder.
1:54:46Let's go flounder in a garden. Let's go
1:54:49flounder in an oasis. This is just
1:54:51torture. Why did I choose this stupid
1:54:53[ __ ] game,
1:54:55>> dude? Just give me the game.
1:54:56>> Reading your chat, bro.
1:54:58>> I got I I'm on God. I just got Odysius.
1:55:02>> They don't know. It's cuz they're
1:55:03allowed to don [ __ ]
1:55:10with a Venus.
1:55:11>> I got Porystein.
1:55:13I have Porky. I have a hog.
1:55:16>> Oh, who's Cleopatra?
1:55:19Is that a human?
1:55:35I guess like what?
1:55:39>> Bro, I'm at pig right now and that has
1:55:42to be close.
1:55:43>> No, no, no, it's not.
1:55:46>> Pig has to be close.
1:55:54Samurai,
1:55:58bro. Piglet, pork.
1:56:06What [snorts] would combine? What's like
1:56:08a fat
1:56:10a fat pig?
1:56:16I mean, a hippo is basically a fat pig,
1:56:18right?
1:56:19or we call them lacy here in America.
1:56:25Oh man, I found the first things that
1:56:26don't don't go together.
1:56:28>> I might be going down a bad path right
1:56:31now.
1:56:34>> Batman.
1:56:35>> All things lead to pig.
1:56:38>> Robin,
1:56:39lion.
1:56:46Gotham.
1:56:48Hippopotamus.
1:56:52>> Bro, this is so terrible. This is just
1:56:55so This is just so terrible. Like, I'm
1:56:58now remembering.
1:56:59>> Can we just count that hippo campus
1:57:00counts?
1:57:01>> No, that does not [ __ ] count, bro. If
1:57:03anything closer than you based off what
1:57:05your whack ass answers are, I'm on
1:57:07actual animal right now. Hippo campus. A
1:57:10h it has the icon of a hippo.
1:57:14[ __ ] Shout out. Adapt.
1:57:23Bro, were there I just got pine
1:57:25pineapple under the sea. I just got
1:57:27Spongebob. I I I just got Spongebob. I
1:57:30have Spongebob, but I can't get
1:57:33Spongebob and a pig. Pork chop. How does
1:57:35that make pork chop? How does that at
1:57:37all make pork chop? Somebody explain
1:57:41Pagusa.
1:57:46What does Spongebob and a hog make a
1:57:50I feel like a hog's closer to a
1:57:54hippo, right? Yugi.
1:57:57>> Oh, a hog.
1:57:58>> No.
1:57:59>> What are you at right now?
1:58:00>> I'm at sheep.
1:58:02>> Oh, you're on sheep.
1:58:04>> Mhm.
1:58:06>> I'm almost there. I can feel it.
1:58:11I can feel it. Breathe.
1:58:16Bro, where is Oasis?
1:58:24OH MY GOD. THIS IS TORTURE. THIS IS
1:58:27actually torture. This is actually
1:58:29torture. Can we just do best of three
1:58:31instead of
1:58:32>> Yeah, let's do best of three. Do best of
1:58:33three.
1:58:33>> [ __ ]
1:58:38>> As he's about to get it, that's why he's
1:58:40agreeing.
1:58:42I'm almost there. No, I don't know if
1:58:45Wait.
1:58:48I just got Patrick.
1:58:51>> Star.
1:58:53I just got St. Patrick's Day. I just got
1:58:55sponge. Patrick
1:58:57>> sushi.
1:58:58>> I just got a sandwich.
1:59:04Patrick and a pig,
1:59:08>> dude.
1:59:13This is dead ass torture.
1:59:17>> Zombie Patrick.
1:59:19Nothing.
1:59:21>> Batman.
1:59:22>> Star Trek.
1:59:22>> What is a Batman?
1:59:27>> I got Spock.
1:59:32>> I'm making things that I don't even know
1:59:34what they are. I got Porky Porenstein. I
1:59:37just got Porcula.
1:59:41Oh my god, I'm about to cry. Like
1:59:43genuinely, I'm about to cry.
1:59:44>> Are there hippos in Star Wars?
1:59:48>> Potentially.
1:59:51>> I'm at Pork Wars.
1:59:56What about Atlantis Square panas?
1:59:59>> Can we just count hippocampus and then
2:00:01we can switch?
2:00:02>> No, we're not counting hippo campus.
2:00:04>> Come on, bro. It's literally a
2:00:05hippopotamus.
2:00:06>> It's not. It is.
2:00:10>> We're not counting hippocampus,
2:00:14bro. What day?
2:00:19I just got Spongebob. I got just I How
2:00:21am I getting Spongebob Squarepants from?
2:00:31How is day and snake make night?
2:00:41Tokyo.
2:00:48>> OH MY GOD, I'M ON TOURIST. HOW AM I ON
2:00:50VACATION? A vacation pig.
2:00:53Pigation
2:00:55>> mermaid.
2:00:57>> Why is that even a [ __ ] word? A
2:01:00vacation. A son. Wait.
2:01:12Oh my god.
2:01:14>> What?
2:01:16>> Hold on. I'm almost there. I swear I'm
2:01:17almost there. There's no way.
2:01:18>> What are you at, bro? Why are you
2:01:20gatekeeping?
2:01:21>> Nope. Can't tell you, bro.
2:01:23>> You're gatekeeping, bro.
2:01:25>> I'm almost there. Like, almost there.
2:01:27>> Give me a hint.
2:01:29I'm on um
2:01:32I'm on um the Ice Age.
2:01:36>> That is nowhere near Hippo. Why did you
2:01:39choose Hippo?
2:01:41>> That's why I know you're not smart.
2:01:42>> Why did you choose Hippo, bro?
2:01:44>> Because the Hippo and the Willie Mammoth
2:01:46were found at the same time.
2:01:54Dude, just give me the round.
2:01:57>> I'm not giving you the round, bro. Yuki,
2:01:58you're being like a like a little a
2:02:00little crybaby right now. I'm not trying
2:02:01to be like that guy. I'm just like
2:02:03begging for a win when you're up.
2:02:05>> Oh, Porcupine. Uh, brother, I'm 10. I'm
2:02:0810 up. Not
2:02:09>> You're 10 up and you're asking for a win
2:02:11cuz you got something that's entirely
2:02:13unrelated.
2:02:15>> Hedgehog.
2:02:19>> Joe, you lost to me last minute. Can you
2:02:21believe that [ __ ]
2:02:23>> Yeah, literally in the last 10 seconds,
2:02:24bro.
2:02:26Dude, that would hurt.
2:02:28>> Oh my god, bro. Come on. I got to be
2:02:30there.
2:02:33I How did I just get Harry Potter? How
2:02:36did I just get Harry Potter?
2:02:38What? What?
2:02:40>> Sonic the Hedgehog.
2:02:43[sighs]
2:02:49Bro,
2:02:55bro. Centaur gota be close.
2:02:57>> It can be this hard.
2:02:59>> I'm certainly closer. I'm certainly
2:03:01closer than you.
2:03:03Like, if we're calling it, I feel like
2:03:05I'm winning this.
2:03:12Wait.
2:03:20Oh [ __ ]
2:03:23>> What?
2:03:24>> I can't tell you.
2:03:29I was on to nothing. Like genuinely, I
2:03:32was on to nothing.
2:03:34>> This has to be what I need to use right
2:03:36now.
2:03:42Double rainbow. Are you [ __ ] serious,
2:03:47bro? Unicorn.
2:03:51>> You know what sucks? That if I win, I
2:03:53have to I have to deal with this again.
2:03:56>> Yeah. So, do you want to just forfeit?
2:03:58>> N you can forfeit. I don't mind.
2:04:10I'm about to cry.
2:04:13Joe, just forfeit, bro.
2:04:17>> No.
2:04:17>> It's going to take us hours to find
2:04:19this, by the way.
2:04:20>> Yeah. And I'll sit here for hours rather
2:04:21than forfeit, bro. I'm a sore loser. And
2:04:23you want me to just give you a win?
2:04:24>> You You think I'm not a sore loser? I
2:04:27will die behind it. I will sit here for
2:04:2912 hours looking for this [ __ ]
2:04:32Well, looks like we're sitting here for
2:04:3312 hours, man. Eh,
2:04:38Bro, you picked the worst item in the
2:04:39game. I'm not even going to lie.
2:04:42>> You picked the worst thing we could have
2:04:44gone for.
2:04:45>> Dude, you sounded like you're crying,
2:04:47bro. Stop. Seriously,
2:04:52>> bro. It has to be this.
2:04:55It has to be this.
2:05:02Bro, how does that make that?
2:05:05>> Yo, thank you for the 3,000 bits.
2:05:10Can I tell Joe to unban you? No, no, no,
2:05:12no, no, no, no. You probably said some
2:05:13mean [ __ ] bro.
2:05:24Oh, they
2:05:31Okay, Joe, just forfeit.
2:05:33>> No, I'm not forfeiting, bro. Stop.
2:05:38>> I just found love.
2:05:52Mammoth wave.
2:05:56Oh my god,
2:05:59>> bro. Hippo is like actually I need to
2:06:00get like fat. I need to get the word
2:06:02fat.
2:06:13>> I just got hag red.
2:06:20I got fish man.
2:06:28What the [ __ ] was that?
2:06:30>> I'm crying, bro. Genuinely, it hurts my
2:06:33soul,
2:06:34>> bro. Yeah. And like, so you could give
2:06:36up.
2:06:37>> No, no, no, you could.
2:06:39>> No, you could give up, bro.
2:06:40>> My chat knows how much I hate losing,
2:06:42bro.
2:06:51All right. I might literally have to go
2:06:52down a different avenue right now.
2:07:01[snorts]
2:07:03Bro,
2:07:09>> this is actually torture. This is
2:07:10actually torture.
2:07:12>> Why did you choose torture game,
2:07:14>> bro? Because you didn't want to do
2:07:15Wikipedia speed race because you were
2:07:16saying that would be unfair. So I tried
2:07:17to I tried to choose something that's
2:07:19more fair.
2:07:19>> Cuz it would. Bro, this is as fair as it
2:07:22gets. Harajuku, that's in Japan.
2:07:28>> Bro, Yugi, this is awful, bro.
2:07:31>> I know.
2:07:33>> It It's not awful. I'm about to get it.
2:07:35>> You're not about to get it. I feel like
2:07:36I'm also not about to get it.
2:07:45Romance with a fish. Man,
2:07:47>> I got mean.
2:07:56>> I feel like I should just start
2:07:57combining things genuinely.
2:08:04>> Yeah.
2:08:14I also have to pee so bad,
2:08:19dude. Come on. This forfeit.
2:08:23[sighs]
2:08:24>> No.
2:08:28Oh my god.
2:08:44Oh my god. Please.
2:08:55[snorts]
2:08:56This is the only thing that makes sense
2:08:58to me.
2:09:00But it's just not doing anything. It's
2:09:03just not doing anything,
2:09:09>> bro. Joe, this is actually torture, bro.
2:09:14>> And I need to see words in my chat. If I
2:09:17don't see if I don't see words in my
2:09:18chat, I start like I start having like I
2:09:21need like
2:09:22>> you're reading your chat for
2:09:24>> No, no, no. I need to see words on my
2:09:26chat like that. Like I'm having over
2:09:28stimulation. I just got the first
2:09:29discovery of a meme surfing mammoth.
2:09:34Dude, I'm on marriage and divorce right
2:09:36now.
2:09:36>> Jesus Christ, bro.
2:09:42Oh my god. Meme surfing hippocmpass.
2:09:49Bro, there's like nothing that makes
2:09:50sense that I could add.
2:09:55Like maybe
2:09:58No, it's just everything leads to bacon.
2:10:01Why does everything lead to bacon? Why
2:10:03can I not? I just got Wendy's Baconator.
2:10:12>> Dude, are you down or No.
2:10:15>> What do you mean?
2:10:16>> So like forfeit?
2:10:18>> No, I'm not down to forfeit, bro. I'm
2:10:19down to flip a coin and whoever [ __ ]
2:10:21gets it at this point.
2:10:22>> Deal. Deal. Deal.
2:10:24>> Wait, hold up. Give me like two more
2:10:25minutes.
2:10:26>> Yeah, I really want this. I low key like
2:10:28like lowkey, if you get it, I'd be
2:10:30happy.
2:10:31But if I got Oh my god, Joe.
2:10:35>> What?
2:10:36>> I didn't get it,
2:10:39>> bro. How is Bore not close?
2:10:48>> Catastrophe. Tier one, bro.
2:10:55>> The Bronx.
2:10:57>> How is none of this close?
2:11:02It just goes to bacon. Why does
2:11:03everything go to pig and bacon? This is
2:11:05like the dumbest [ __ ] ever.
2:11:28I have a hunter.
2:11:31Oh my god.
2:11:39Bro, I feel like I'm closer, too, which
2:11:41is why this is like uber lame if I lose.
2:11:46>> You're not. You're not. You're not,
2:11:48>> bro. I am certainly closer than you.
2:11:56I have the word poacher.
2:11:59I'm on, bro. I'm on Hippo. But
2:12:01>> you're not on Hippo.
2:12:03>> I'm on Hippo.
2:12:04>> You're not on Hippo.
2:12:06>> I'm damn near.
2:12:09Game warden for pork. Bacon. Bacon.
2:12:12Bacon. Everything's bacon.
2:12:14Everything's bacon.
2:12:17Why don't we just start [ __ ]
2:12:18combining [ __ ] Crocodile hunter. Steve
2:12:20Irwin.
2:12:26Steve Irwin, bro, are you serious?
2:12:31Steve Irwin's been with hippos. Death,
2:12:37bro. I'm
2:12:42>> How do I get that there,
2:12:50>> bro? I have to get this.
2:12:53>> I have to get this. I think I'm actually
2:12:55I think I'm actually incapable of moving
2:12:57on.
2:13:02>> How do I do Oh,
2:13:03>> we're gonna be live for nine hours.
2:13:06>> I will. Dude, I will stay here live.
2:13:08Bro, you don't understand. I want to win
2:13:10this.
2:13:11>> I just got Steve Hades
2:13:16skeleton
2:13:18Steve Irwin. And what would get me?
2:13:27How do I?
2:13:34No, bro.
2:13:37Bro, there has to be something, man.
2:13:54Oh my god.
2:13:56>> Crocodile rock. What the [ __ ] This is
2:13:58actually horrible.
2:14:02Oh my god.
2:14:04Wait.
2:14:10Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
2:14:12god. This what I literally what I've
2:14:14been waiting for right here. Holy
2:14:15[ __ ] [ __ ]
2:14:19What did you get?
2:14:21>> Um, elephant.
2:14:24HEY,
2:14:25>> GOT IT. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I KNEW IT.
2:14:28I [ __ ] KNEW IT. I GOT IT. I got it. I
2:14:30got it. I [ __ ] got it. Yeah, I got
2:14:32hippopotamus. I got hippopotamus. I got
2:14:35hippopotamus. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I knew
2:14:38if I got elephant
2:14:39>> if I would have gotten if I I knew if I
2:14:42would have got an elephant, I was good.
2:14:43I was trying cuz I got I had I had
2:14:45surfing elephant before hippopotamus. Oh
2:14:48my god. No, this Oh my god. Jesus.
2:14:51>> Bro, before we do this next one, I have
2:14:52to pee so bad. I will be back.
2:14:54>> Yeah, go for it. Go for it. Go for it,
2:14:55brother. Go for it.
2:14:56>> [ __ ]
2:14:57>> Oh my. You're a bot, dude. I knew once I
2:15:00had elephant, I was good. But how the
2:15:03[ __ ] bro?
2:15:04>> You don't deserve this, [ __ ] How?
2:15:10I don't even know what I I remember I
2:15:12got Dumbo. Dumbo has big ears. Maybe
2:15:14because I combined boxing gloves and
2:15:16boxing ring into Dumbo.
2:15:19Unicorn mud and unicorn is un like bro,
2:15:24thanks so much for the tier one. Bro,
2:15:25you could combine two things at the same
2:15:26thing and create something. That's what
2:15:27I didn't know. Dude, this game is hard.
2:15:31I think I combined hip hop. I com what
2:15:35did I combine? It was elephant boxing
2:15:38gloves and I think boxing were like this
2:15:39and then like Dumbo. And then when I got
2:15:42Dumbo, I put Hippo Campus in here. I
2:15:45believe
2:15:47I did. I was spamming, bro. I think I
2:15:49put Hippo Campus in here.
2:15:52No. What did I put in there?
2:15:59Oh. Oh. Oh my god.
2:16:06Wait, I'mma re
2:16:19Oh my days.
2:16:23>> Okay,
2:16:26>> I'm back.
2:16:27>> Dude, this right back. Let's do it.
2:16:28>> Oh, I I don't The idea of doing another
2:16:32round of this is like
2:16:33>> it hurts me, bro.
2:16:35>> It's No, this is I'm not going to lie. I
2:16:37regret doing this, but now it's 1-1,
2:16:39bro. We have to.
2:16:40>> All right, we have to.
2:16:41>> But I kind of want to pick something
2:16:43that's not like
2:16:47somebody said he cheated.
2:16:49>> No, no, no. I didn't cheat. I swear to
2:16:51God I didn't cheat.
2:16:52>> My whole chat's saying you're cheating.
2:16:54>> Well, of course they're going to say I'm
2:16:55cheating you, Dunderhead, cuz I beat
2:16:57you. I beat you.
2:16:59>> It was mud and unicorn I needed to do.
2:17:03>> I swear I didn't cheat.
2:17:04>> I knew I needed I knew I needed unicorn.
2:17:06I knew I needed unicorn.
2:17:09I don't think you cheated. All right.
2:17:12>> I didn't cheat. I promise.
2:17:14>> We're gonna do bacon.
2:17:17>> Bacon.
2:17:18>> Make sure to reset.
2:17:19>> Oh, yeah. Reset. Reset. Oh, you haven't
2:17:21been resetting or I haven't been
2:17:23resetting. I'm just joking. I have
2:17:25>> All right. Ready?
2:17:27>> Yeah. Shout out Lacy Bacon.
2:17:29>> Two. One. Go.
2:17:59This is just ass again. This is
2:18:00immediately terrible again. Like I'm not
2:18:05This is just immediately horrible.
2:18:15You don't understand how much I'm
2:18:16sweating right now. Like I'm I'm ready.
2:18:21What is it? Bacon he said. Yeah. Right.
2:18:23Just to make sure.
2:18:26>> You can't be reading your chat though.
2:18:28>> I'm not reading my chat.
2:18:31Why would I read my chat? Now,
2:18:33>> of course they're gonna, dude, they
2:18:34don't want you to lose. I Bro, you're
2:18:37getting Dude, all because Yes, Joe is
2:18:39losing to the greatest of all time. Yuki
2:18:40is You've never seen a gamer like this,
2:18:42obviously,
2:18:46bro. I don't know how to get back to
2:18:48what I need to.
2:18:54Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
2:19:01I think I'm going the wrong direction as
2:19:03well.
2:19:06>> What are you doing? Me? I'm just trying
2:19:09to see if I can get an animal. That's my
2:19:12strategy. Once I get an animal.
2:19:16>> Have you gotten an animal?
2:19:17>> No, not yet.
2:19:20>> Well, I've gotten one fictitious animal,
2:19:22but it's not very useful.
2:19:38Huh?
2:19:42Bro, I like this is just
2:19:46Oh my god.
2:19:49How did I How did I get that? How did I
2:19:51get that? How did I just get what I just
2:19:54got?
2:19:56Oh my god. This is just at this [ __ ]
2:20:00absolutely piss terrible.
2:20:04>> Oh my god. Please.
2:20:10>> Oh god, no.
2:20:22What are you at right now? What's like
2:20:23the best thing you have?
2:20:25>> Best thing I have closest I'd say is
2:20:28stink.
2:20:30[laughter]
2:20:32>> What?
2:20:33>> Dude, I know
2:20:34>> the word stink.
2:20:36>> Yes. Like just the word stink. I don't
2:20:38know where I'm at right now.
2:20:39>> The word that I I just don't believe.
2:20:42The word stink is the best thing you
2:20:44have.
2:20:45>> Yes.
2:20:46>> What? Cuz pigs stink.
2:20:48>> That's what I'm going for. I'm just
2:20:49thinking some stupid [ __ ] though.
2:20:55I got a Penguinosaurus,
2:20:59bro. I'm there.
2:21:05How am I not there?
2:21:11>> Wait. Okay.
2:21:13>> How am I not there?
2:21:15>> Let me start to get smart at least.
2:21:29Thank you for the subsidy.
2:21:32What am I doing? Am I even thinking?
2:21:39Okay.
2:21:48Oh my god. I just got Sun Wukong.
2:21:52I have the Monkey King, but I don't have
2:21:55[ __ ] pig.
2:21:59>> I just got hot monkey.
2:22:04How did I just get hot monkey?
2:22:10How do I work my way back from this?
2:22:15>> You're going in a direction. You're
2:22:17smart.
2:22:19>> I feel like you're there and you're
2:22:21lying to me.
2:22:23[snorts]
2:22:23>> I'm not.
2:22:24>> If I'm being so dead ass.
2:22:26>> No, I'm not there. Like, I'm far. Like,
2:22:28I don't know why. I don't know where I'm
2:22:30at. Like, I don't like before I had some
2:22:33something to go off of. Right now, I
2:22:34have nothing.
2:22:39Bro, what am I on, man? This is just
2:22:41[ __ ] horrible.
2:22:55Okay. Where am I? What am I doing?
2:23:07>> [screaming and groaning]
2:23:08>> You got it.
2:23:09>> No.
2:23:10>> Like, why are you yelling, Joe? I need
2:23:13to pee,
2:23:15>> bro. Why didn't you go pee when I went
2:23:16pee?
2:23:18>> I'm going to be honest. I was about to
2:23:20go. I was Did you get it?
2:23:22>> No.
2:23:26>> I got uh Tuton uh Kamoon the King
2:23:30though. Is that close enough?
2:23:35>> Let's go with a with a with a Okay.
2:23:41>> I got Mega Gorilla. Is that Does that
2:23:43count?
2:23:46>> Wait. Apparently, you got bacon so many
2:23:48times last round.
2:23:49>> I did get bacon a lot, but now I can't
2:23:51get back to it.
2:23:53>> So, you were cheating.
2:23:54>> It's not cheating. You're allowed to
2:23:56choose anything you want.
2:23:57>> No, but I was the loser.
2:24:00I was the loser. What the [ __ ] are you
2:24:02talking about? It's 1 one. You're good,
2:24:04bro. You'll live,
2:24:11>> bro. How do I get
2:24:14I just got Doctor Who.
2:24:37Nice. Come on, bro. Oh,
2:24:42dude. I don't know what to do.
2:24:59How do I How do I not have my first
2:25:01animal yet?
2:25:08Ouch.
2:25:12Uh, Penguino Fireman.
2:25:20>> I HOW AM I NOT GETTING DUDE, I GOT
2:25:23[ __ ] pig 5,000 times. Everything led
2:25:28to pig and now nothing leads to pig.
2:25:35Oh, this is so stupid, dude. If I lose
2:25:37four [ __ ] zero in this, bro, bro, I'm
2:25:39actually crashing [snorts] out.
2:25:42I'm saying that right now. Where are
2:25:44you? Tell me where you're at.
2:25:46>> I'm out. Like I don't Bro, I'm'll be
2:25:47honest, Joe. If I If I was supposed to
2:25:49Tell me where you're at. No, Joe. If I
2:25:51were to tell you right now where I'm at,
2:25:53I I couldn't tell you. I don't even know
2:25:56where I'm at right now. I'm just
2:25:58mashing.
2:25:59>> I I'm trying to find something, bro.
2:26:06[screaming]
2:26:21Wait,
2:26:26gang. I'm getting I just got Jason the
2:26:28[ __ ] wien, bro.
2:26:36Bro, where do I go?
2:26:40What do I do?
2:26:45Oh my god.
2:27:04That's got to be the closest thing.
2:27:07Oh my god. I think I Okay.
2:27:20>> Oh, come on. I have everything. I have
2:27:22everything.
2:27:49Wait, what?
2:27:54Okay
2:27:56then.
2:28:00Okay.
2:28:07I am literally there.
2:28:29I am literally there.
2:28:31>> You're done.
2:28:32>> No, no, no, I'm not.
2:28:33>> I thought you said you're done.
2:28:40>> Uh, what's that one [ __ ]
2:28:44That one [ __ ]
2:28:46>> I'm almost there. I'm not even trolling.
2:28:49You should worry.
2:28:51Wait, I'm not even trolling. You should
2:28:52worry right now.
2:28:53>> Tell me where you're at. I'll tell you
2:28:54what I'm at.
2:28:56>> I don't know where I'm at right now,
2:28:57bro. Like, genuinely. I wish I could
2:29:00tell you. I just don't know.
2:29:04Oh my god. I How am I making diarrhea? I
2:29:07made diarrhea. How am I making diarrhea?
2:29:16>> Oh my god. I'm actually stupid.
2:29:40My god, bro.
2:29:47Oh my god. This is so [ __ ] stupid.
2:30:00Oh, this is so dumb. Oh, this is so
2:30:02dumb.
2:30:05Oh, this is so dumb,
2:30:09dude. I'm out of Oh my god. This
2:30:16I'm trying to use my brain chat. I just
2:30:18don't know where.
2:30:25>> I just need to separate.
2:30:26>> You're lying. I'm like I'm literally
2:30:29Bro, I have everything I need but pig.
2:30:32Do you have pig?
2:30:34>> Yeah.
2:30:35>> You have pig?
2:30:36>> Yeah. Yeah. I just don't know where to
2:30:38get it though.
2:30:40>> You have pig.
2:30:41>> Yeah.
2:30:42>> No, you don't.
2:30:44>> I do.
2:30:45>> Do you actually? Don't lie to me.
2:30:47>> Yes. I'm trying I'm trying to see but
2:30:49it's not working.
2:30:50>> You have pig?
2:30:52>> Yes, but I don't know how to separate
2:30:54the pig.
2:31:04Oh my god.
2:31:12I got an abominable pizza pizza yeti.
2:31:19Oh my god, I'm starting to lose it. I'm
2:31:22trying to think. My brain is working too
2:31:24hard. I'm not even trolling. My brain is
2:31:26working too [ __ ] hard.
2:31:36I'm like, dude, I am literally like spam
2:31:38combining [ __ ] and it's just not
2:31:40working.
2:31:43>> Oh my god. I have shish kebab. I have
2:31:45shish kebab. Do you have shish kebab? I
2:31:47have shish kebab. I didn't even know
2:31:49that. I You were there. You already had
2:31:51shish kebab.
2:31:53>> Been there, done that.
2:31:55>> Yep. Come on. [ __ ] Joe.
2:32:02Oh my god.
2:32:13My god. Do Turkish people eat [ __ ]
2:32:15pigs? I don't think so.
2:32:22Taurus. Like what's even happening right
2:32:25now?
2:32:32>> This is looking mad. I'm raging myself.
2:32:35This is actually throwing me off.
2:32:37>> I can't believe I got pig that early the
2:32:39last time and I I just like can't
2:32:40[ __ ] remember
2:32:43how to get there.
2:32:49>> Go [ __ ] yourself, Zo. I'm getting every
2:32:53animal under the sun, dude. Every animal
2:32:57under I just got Joey mom.
2:33:02>> Yeah, you're I don't know what the [ __ ]
2:33:03you're making, game.
2:33:07>> What the
2:33:11>> This is This is horrible, dude.
2:33:16I feel like I need to go like back up.
2:33:21I'm in Australia now.
2:33:34I just combined a whole bunch of
2:33:35[ __ ] and nothing got it.
2:33:39>> What do you combine?
2:33:41>> Mummy and pizza.
2:33:59>> [singing]
2:34:03>> I'm freaking out. I'm actively freaking
2:34:05out.
2:34:05>> I'm okay. I got to think. I need to
2:34:08think on my head,
2:34:08>> bro. We are almost 3 hours in and it's
2:34:11[snorts] still one zero.
2:34:15Hold on. Let me think. Think. Think.
2:34:18Yugi.
2:34:37Oh my god.
2:34:53Yes. [screaming]
2:34:55Yes. I got it. [ __ ] you. Oh my god. One.
2:34:59>> How did you get that?
2:35:00>> Oh my god. No. I literally locked in. I
2:35:03got cowboy. I got cowboy and I went Oh
2:35:06my god. Mud wrestling. I got rodeo. And
2:35:10then I went like rodeo mud pig pig shaft
2:35:13bacon.
2:35:14>> Holy [ __ ]
2:35:15>> bro. Pizza. Yeah. No, I thought I was
2:35:17thinking I was trying to separate pizza,
2:35:20then pepperoni, then bacon.
2:35:25>> Oh my god. Joe, that's not fair.
2:35:31>> It's totally fair. It's one. It's one-1,
2:35:32bro. Pick next game.
2:35:33>> No, I don't think it's
2:35:34>> No, I'm not. No, no, Yugi. I'm not
2:35:36entertaining this. Pick next game.
2:35:37>> No, Joe, come on. I'm deafening until
2:35:40you relax.
2:35:42[laughter]
2:35:43>> Oh, you're so weird. This dude [ __ ]
2:35:47>> Yo, one one.
2:35:48>> Gez. Gez, that was actually it. It was
2:35:50I'll be honest.
2:35:51>> That had my heart pounding more than
2:35:53Rocket League. Like spam combining [ __ ]
2:35:56>> I had um I think I would have gotten it
2:35:58soon if you didn't get it there cuz I
2:35:59had breakfast. If I said
2:36:01>> you actually have pig?
2:36:02>> Nah, I just I was trying to I was trying
2:36:04to get
2:36:04>> I was going to say, dude, if you had pig
2:36:06and you just combined it with fire, it
2:36:07probably would have said bacon. Yeah, I
2:36:09just wanted to I just wanted you to get
2:36:10nervous. Um,
2:36:15[ __ ] Hold on. Let me cut some of my
2:36:16chat. Hold on. Hold on. I can't believe
2:36:18I [ __ ] won that, dude. That made me
2:36:20so nervous. I was like, if it's 02 off
2:36:22rip, I'm actually cooked.
2:36:31Wait, Joe, I'm not going to lie. I need
2:36:33my one back. I need FC, bro.
2:36:36>> You want to do Yeah, FC. I think it's
2:36:37downloaded.
2:36:39>> Okay. But you you need to like
2:36:41>> Are we doing best of one? I'm assuming
2:36:43just because
2:36:44>> Yeah, we can do best of one because it's
2:36:45very long.
2:36:46>> Yeah.
2:36:48>> All right. Look at Giani's message.
2:36:50Wait, what Giani say? Dude, you're
2:36:52making me come out my comfort zone with
2:36:54these games, bro. I never knew that was
2:36:55a game. Now I'm kind of addicted.
2:36:58>> Bro, you could get to like I remember I
2:37:00played that one stream and I would get
2:37:03to like
2:37:05niche YouTubers Like I would get to like
2:37:08literally Jack Septicai.
2:37:10>> Like you would get like streamers.
2:37:12>> Yeah. I think there was one time I got
2:37:14like Kai Sanat. I'm pretty You can get
2:37:16most people
2:37:18>> and and if you find you could also
2:37:20create something new.
2:37:23>> So or not. I did that a couple times.
2:37:25>> I'm saying niche things in the in the
2:37:26realm of uh Infinite.
2:37:29>> Oh wait, wait. Uh uh uh Infinite Craft
2:37:32is first to three.
2:37:34>> No, we agreed. Dude, don't even do this.
2:37:37In the in the second one before you won,
2:37:40we said, "We're doing first to two," and
2:37:42you said, "Yes."
2:37:43>> I did. Load it up, brother.
2:37:46>> Nah, you're actually trying to like
2:37:48you're you're like pre-jacking a loss
2:37:50here, and you're going like, "Oh, well,
2:37:52like we were supposed to play that till
2:37:54>> I mean, it says there and that's the
2:37:56>> It says it there." And then we both in
2:37:59the moment agreed that we were just
2:38:01doing first to cuz that took an hour.
2:38:03talking are are you talking about are
2:38:05you talking about
2:38:05>> are you talking about under pressure? If
2:38:07you're talking about me being under
2:38:08pressure, then that's just not in my
2:38:10right uh state of mind. So, load it up.
2:38:12Let's go.
2:38:14>> EFC.
2:38:16>> No, no, no. Infinite Craft.
2:38:17>> No, we're not doing Infinite Craft. You
2:38:18literally agreed.
2:38:20>> Uh Joe, I don't want to be that guy, but
2:38:22brother, load it up,
2:38:24>> bro. No, you lost.
2:38:27>> You literally lost. Go back in the VOD.
2:38:29Go back in the VOD. Anyone? Your chat,
2:38:32my chat. You
2:38:33>> don't yo it says right here it says
2:38:35infinite craft first to three.
2:38:37>> Now let's just do first to two.
2:38:43>> You said
2:38:44>> Joe go Jay Jo go play the clip of Yugi
2:38:47saying that. Somebody pull up the clip
2:38:48of Yuki saying that.
2:38:49>> Okay but if you see here it says
2:38:51infinite craft first hit three things. I
2:38:52also said
2:38:53>> doesn't matter if you really want to go
2:38:54off bro if you really want to go off of
2:38:56that. Okay we could play word for word
2:38:57but like any other broy bro I've done
2:38:59you're allowed. Bro that's like sore
2:39:00loser weirdo [ __ ] Like I like you
2:39:03agreed. You agreed.
2:39:05>> Joe, go play. Go play. Go play. First to
2:39:08>> Joe, go. Go play. Go play. Go play.
2:39:10Infinite craft. First to three things.
2:39:12>> If you agree first to three things like
2:39:14in that sense, I could go, "Okay, let's
2:39:16cut it. You win a game." And I go, "Oh,
2:39:19nah, no. We have to go again."
2:39:21>> Dude, Joe, all because you're louder
2:39:23doesn't mean you're right. Okay. Come
2:39:24on.
2:39:27[sighs]
2:39:30>> All right.
2:39:33I'm just playing, Joe. Blew up EFC. I'm
2:39:35trolling, bro. Blew up EAFC. [laughter]
2:39:39>> No. You want to play another game of
2:39:40Infinitecraft? You can play another game
2:39:41in
2:39:42>> No, no, no, Joe. Stop. No, Joe. Let's
2:39:45play EFC.
2:39:47>> You want to play Infinite?
2:39:49[laughter]
2:39:56>> We'll be here another half hour.
2:39:58[laughter]
2:39:58>> No, Joe. Let's play ESC. Let's play ESC.
2:40:01Bro, I just like spending time with you,
2:40:03Joe.
2:40:04>> Bro, I'm fine. I The only thing I don't
2:40:06want, Yugi, this is what I don't want.
2:40:09>> If I somehow win this, bro, bro, and you
2:40:14point towards Infinite Craft as the
2:40:16reason you lost, I will be severely
2:40:19annoyed.
2:40:20>> No, I wouldn't do Why would I, brother?
2:40:22Why would I do that?
2:40:23>> You would do that?
2:40:24>> No, I wouldn't. Yo, I love you. You're
2:40:26like, bro, I Bro, this is my dream
2:40:27collab. You literally giving me
2:40:29something like it's actually insane.
2:40:32You know what I mean? I Dude, I'm not
2:40:34gonna I'm not gonna do that. I get to
2:40:37collab I literally get to collab with
2:40:39one of like if not my favorite
2:40:40YouTuber/streamer. I literally watch you
2:40:42all the time, bro. Even in the shower.
2:40:44That might sound weird, but I watch you
2:40:46in the shower whenever you're playing
2:40:47like horror indie games.
2:40:49>> Like that's my favorite shower
2:40:52>> cuz I don't listen to I don't listen to
2:40:54music. Like I don't like I don't listen
2:40:55to music. Um,
2:40:56>> I don't listen to [ __ ] I just shower.
2:41:00>> Nah, that's boring. That's boring. Hell
2:41:02no. That's kind of boring.
2:41:05>> How long are you taking a shower for?
2:41:07[ __ ] 40 minutes.
2:41:08>> I'm going to be honest. If you're taking
2:41:09a shower less than an hour, then you're
2:41:12doing it wrong.
2:41:13>> You shower for an hour?
2:41:16>> Yeah, I shower for an hour every day.
2:41:18But not every day.
2:41:20>> No, it's because But you got to
2:41:21understand by like I shower an hour to
2:41:23me is like I saw her every like couple
2:41:27months,
2:41:33>> Joe.
2:41:35>> So, you're so you're you're stench
2:41:38maxing?
2:41:40>> I'm not stench maxing per se. I'm more
2:41:42so like I just don't like showering
2:41:45because I feel like I could be grinding
2:41:46and stuff.
2:41:47>> Yo, what is this [ __ ] that EA is trying
2:41:48to get me to buy right now?
2:41:50>> Wait, what? Is it on your stream?
2:41:52>> No, it says get up to 10% off. Bro, get
2:41:54the [ __ ] out of here.
2:41:56>> Oh my god.
2:41:57>> Oh, wait. You're in the game already.
2:41:58>> [ __ ] EA. [ __ ] EA.
2:42:01>> Dude, EA is like I don't know. EA do be
2:42:03charging for everything, bro.
2:42:06>> Wait, Joe, can you start playing more
2:42:08games? More like
2:42:10>> I play it all the time, bro. What do you
2:42:12mean? Hey, I got a video game stash tab.
2:42:14Yugi, you want me to play any games? Let
2:42:15me know.
2:42:16>> Wait, say it again. Say it again.
2:42:19>> I got a video slash to tab game trash
2:42:21tab. If you want me to play any games,
2:42:22let me know. What the [ __ ] Did you just
2:42:24speak [ __ ] English? What the [ __ ] did
2:42:26you just say?
2:42:27>> I got a video slashing tab and a game
2:42:28session tab. If you have anything that
2:42:30you want me to play, let me know.
2:42:31>> Jesus Christ, bro. You Yeah, I'm dead
2:42:33ass. I don't even know. I don't even
2:42:35know if you're speaking English, but I'm
2:42:36going just pretend like you are, bro.
2:42:37Yeah, I'm just going to agree with you.
2:42:38>> Oh, dead game. 26,000 players.
2:42:42>> Wait, you're already Do you know how to
2:42:44set this [ __ ] up? Cuz I don't.
2:42:46>> Chris, I got you, brother. Oh, yeah. I
2:42:47got you. I need
2:42:48>> Bro, are you actually going to be mad if
2:42:50we don't run Infinite Craft back? Be
2:42:52real.
2:42:53>> No, I'm going to be honest. I'm just I'm
2:42:54just trying to get you red and and and
2:42:56I'm just trying to get like the people
2:42:57that hate me to like like hate me enough
2:42:59to like where they love me. I'm serious.
2:43:01I just trying to troll you, bro. I Well,
2:43:03why do you think I want to play another
2:43:04Infinite Craft? I love reading my chat.
2:43:06I don't want emo only on my chat. That
2:43:08[ __ ] gives me that. Thank you so much
2:43:10for 20 months.
2:43:11>> Yeah.
2:43:12>> Oh my god, I haven't read donos in
2:43:13forever. Hold up.
2:43:15>> You uh brood PVA for the sub. Nag, thank
2:43:18you for the three. Uh do you have any
2:43:19tests for the driving test, bro?
2:43:21Practice parallel parking. That's the
2:43:22biggest thing. CJ Cuz Twitch, Senor,
2:43:24Burnt Cactus, uh Blake, Hoff, uh
2:43:27Boogles, uh Cade Coin, SL, Ham, Lumix,
2:43:32uh Bone, Blazing, Kellen, JCR, Finn,
2:43:34Carson, Mr. uh Clorox, ADR, uh Fat,
2:43:37thank you for the sub. Uh Shady, Bong,
2:43:40uh Stinkers One, Blue, Shady, Pug, Ring,
2:43:43thank you for the for the raid. Kees,
2:43:45Walter, Zalty, Aunt, KBM, Truffle, Just
2:43:48uh Wig, Ray, uh Ghostly, Jay, MJ, Lkey
2:43:51for the Three, uh Jelly, thank you for
2:43:53the three. It's my birthday. Happy
2:43:54birthday, Ke for the sublimus for the
2:43:55three. Cork, thank you for the three.
2:43:56I'm sorry if I miss any other donos,
2:43:57dude. I'm going to run to the bathroom
2:43:58as fast as possible right now before we
2:44:00start this [ __ ] FIFA game. I've been
2:44:02slamming water in that energy drink.
2:44:10All right.
2:44:15Yo, anybody being like rude to Yugi? I'm
2:44:17just going to ban you in chat. I'm
2:44:18letting you know. If you're just like
2:44:19turbo spamming hate on Yugi, bro, you're
2:44:21just being a weirdo as well. All right.
2:44:22Yo, count me down like 30 seconds.
2:45:13All right.
2:45:14Yo
2:45:19yo
2:45:19>> yo yo yo yo. You ready, brother?
2:45:21>> Yeah. How do you invite me?
2:45:23>> I'm gonna invite you through Steam. Do
2:45:24you have this game on Steam?
2:45:26>> Yeah, that's how I'm playing it.
2:45:28>> Okay, hold on. Whoa, my game froze. Did
2:45:31you freeze my game, Joe? Are you trying
2:45:32to like
2:45:33>> I don't know. Last time I played EI uh
2:45:35FC on stream, it like crashed my stream,
2:45:37so I'm hoping
2:45:40That doesn't happen.
2:45:43Oh my god. I got a message from the FC
2:45:45team to respectfully honor his legacy.
2:45:48Oh, is this about like FC players that
2:45:49died?
2:45:51>> Oh yeah, sometime they have to sometimes
2:45:53take cards out.
2:45:54>> Legacy players.
2:45:55>> Yeah. Or not make even not even make him
2:45:57legacy, they'll just remove them because
2:45:58some people are scumbags and they would
2:46:01uh they would upcharge the like the
2:46:03players.
2:46:04>> Yeah.
2:46:05>> Yeah.
2:46:07Unfortunately.
2:46:08Oh, dude. I can't wait to get Dude, I'm
2:46:11not gonna lie. This is gonna be the most
2:46:12competitive broy bro I've been in. I'm
2:46:14not gonna enjoy uh playing. Wait, which
2:46:16one do we have to play,
2:46:19by the way? Uh which
2:46:20>> Well, when you invite me, can't we can I
2:46:22see the team? You're playing the worst
2:46:23rated team?
2:46:24>> No, no, no. I'm talking about our
2:46:25forfeit. We have to play which FNAF? My
2:46:27bad.
2:46:27>> FNAF 2.
2:46:28>> Okay, bet. Make sure that's the hardest.
2:46:31>> I don't think it's the hardest. I think
2:46:33most people consider it to be the best.
2:46:37Really?
2:46:39>> Is that right, chat? Most people say
2:46:40FNAF 2 is the best FNAF in terms of like
2:46:43the OG series, not including like
2:46:44Security Breach or like any of the other
2:46:46ones. Most people say FNAF 4 is the
2:46:49hardest, but FNAF 2 is the best.
2:46:52>> I ordered food seven hours ago and just
2:46:55because I'm having so much fun with you,
2:46:56bro, I literally forgot about that [ __ ]
2:46:59>> You ordered food seven hours ago?
2:47:02>> Yeah, like around seven hours ago.
2:47:04So, at like 5 in the morning, your time.
2:47:07>> No, no, no, no, no. It's quite a bit
2:47:09ago. Like, like like an hour ago. I'm
2:47:10just over exaggerating it.
2:47:12>> So, you ordered food an hour ago?
2:47:15>> Give or take. Wait, do you have
2:47:18>> I actually think it's impossible to have
2:47:20a serious conversation with you.
2:47:22>> Why?
2:47:23>> I Bro, you that's not even You just said
2:47:26I ordered food seven hours ago. And I
2:47:29went Oh, at like 5:00 a.m. And you went
2:47:30like Oh, no. Like an hour ago. So like
2:47:32on stream you ordered food.
2:47:35>> Yeah, like quite a bit ago. But since
2:47:36>> like like when we started Infinite
2:47:38Craft?
2:47:39>> Yeah, when we started Infinite Craft.
2:47:40No, no, even before then. I think ABCDE
2:47:43ef
2:47:47>> Can you invite me?
2:47:49>> How do
2:47:51>> Do you need me to I don't like Yeah.
2:47:54Yeah. Can you appear online? I don't
2:47:56like when you yell at me, bro. Oh, you
2:47:57appeared online. See,
2:48:02did you get that?
2:48:05>> Yeah. How do I
2:48:10>> You You sent me a message that said,
2:48:13"Let's play." You You got to send me
2:48:15>> Oh, [ __ ] My bad. I'm tweaking.
2:48:18[screaming]
2:48:21>> You got to send me the actual [laughter]
2:48:23invite to the game.
2:48:24>> You just sent me a message on [ __ ]
2:48:26FIFA. All right, send me the invite.
2:48:30>> How do I add him? Oh, add as a
2:48:33>> add me.
2:48:34>> Yeah, I added. Did you get that? Did you
2:48:36get that? Did you get that? [ __ ]
2:48:37>> Did you get that? Did you get that?
2:48:38>> I accepted your friend request.
2:48:40>> Okay. Okay. Now
2:48:47look. Did you see that?
2:48:49>> No.
2:48:51>> A Okay, I'm inviting you. Okay. You want
2:48:53to play six minute has game speed any
2:48:54ending? Okay. Bet. Let's go. Remember.
2:48:56Okay. I invited you. You get that?
2:49:00>> Yes.
2:49:01>> Okay. I'll play a team in like Italy.
2:49:03Someone that's not that good.
2:49:05>> No, you have to play the worst team.
2:49:06That was the rules.
2:49:08>> Okay.
2:49:09>> The lowest rated team.
2:49:11>> What is the worst rated team on EFC?
2:49:17>> Dude, it's probably like a 40 overall.
2:49:19Like, do they do they have like not do
2:49:22they have like second tier clubs in
2:49:25>> Yeah, they have FIFA.
2:49:27Yeah. Hold on. Worst rated team on
2:49:29>> India is the worst. Oh, well you're
2:49:31saying like the Indian national team or
2:49:33you're saying like
2:49:34>> Oh, it's No, it's in the Indian team in
2:49:36India.
2:49:37>> Yeah, it's an Indian Super League team.
2:49:39It's called
2:49:40>> Did I am I in your lobby?
2:49:42>> Are you?
2:49:43>> I don't know.
2:49:43>> Should I try to invite you again?
2:49:45>> Yeah. Can you reinvite me?
2:49:47>> Yeah, I could do that, bro. Do anything
2:49:49for you, Joe. We're like best friends.
2:49:51Don't even try.
2:49:52>> Yeah, I'm your dream collab.
2:49:55Yeah. You do you think I'm trolling when
2:49:56I say that?
2:49:57>> On your dream collab, but you flaked on
2:49:58me four times
2:50:00>> because I'm
2:50:02Cuz I want it to be long. I invited you
2:50:05again. Did you see that?
2:50:08>> Wait, hold on. I'm listening to an audio
2:50:10message you sent me.
2:50:11>> Hi, Joe. Uh, I know you're probably
2:50:12wondering why I'm sending you a voice
2:50:13message at this time, but please don't
2:50:16hate me. All right, I'm dead ass. You're
2:50:18my dream collab. But the World Cup is
2:50:21going on right now and I'm about to cry.
2:50:24>> Wait, is this
2:50:26>> Bro, I'm trying to see Messi before he
2:50:27retires.
2:50:29>> Did you see Messi before he retired?
2:50:33>> Yeah. Yeah, I seen him. I'll be honest.
2:50:35It it it it was it was it was pretty
2:50:37fire. It's like look, you know.
2:50:38>> Yo, am I in your game? I keep accepting
2:50:40your invite, but I don't know. Oh, join
2:50:42party and lobby. There we go.
2:50:46>> Like, come on, bro. [laughter]
2:50:48All right, this is the worst rated team
2:50:49right here.
2:50:51>> What's the worst rated team, bro? I
2:50:53don't really remember like most of the
2:50:54controls. And that is not the worst
2:50:57rated team, bro. There's got to be
2:50:59worse.
2:51:01Oh my god. I could do SC Delhi. These
2:51:04guys are half a star. Yo yo yo yo.
2:51:10I'm just going to pick someone that's
2:51:11half a star. Is that fair?
2:51:14Like I don't want to mispronounce this
2:51:16dude. Yeah.
2:51:18>> Yeah.
2:51:19>> Dude, this is unfair. Like genuinely.
2:51:23>> They're saying do Barcelona,
2:51:25>> right? Are you sure?
2:51:27>> Espa. Espa.
2:51:36>> Have you ever been to Spain?
2:51:37>> Okay. I went the wrong way. No, I've
2:51:39never been to Spain.
2:51:42>> Espa.
2:51:43All right.
2:51:44>> You know why they do that? You know why
2:51:46I'm saying it like that, Yugi? That's
2:51:47because I'm fluent
2:51:49Spanish.
2:51:50>> You don't have
2:51:53>> Oh, wait. Do you speak Spanish?
2:51:55>> Yes.
2:51:56>> No, you don't.
2:51:57>> Yes, I do. I swear to God.
2:52:01>> Like fluently?
2:52:02>> Yeah. Or not fluently. I say like more
2:52:04like I don't know. I don't know how to
2:52:06explain. Like um like I say a 10 out of
2:52:1010 out of seven out of 10. Seven out of
2:52:1210.
2:52:12>> Nah, bro. You're literally editing your
2:52:13team. That's crazy. Wait, everybody's
2:52:14saying soccer aid. What is soccer aid?
2:52:18>> No, you can't play soccer aid. That you
2:52:19can't play soccer aid.
2:52:20>> What is soccer aid?
2:52:21>> Soccer aid is like all the allstars on
2:52:24one team. That is not even a real
2:52:25>> I get to do that. It was the best team.
2:52:27>> No, you don't. No, you don't. No, no,
2:52:29you don't. The rules didn't say The
2:52:31rules didn't say you get to play the
2:52:32best team.
2:52:33>> Yeah, it did in the dock.
2:52:36>> Dude, I'm not gonna
2:52:37>> I'll give it to you because we caught
2:52:38Well, I'll give it to I'll give it to
2:52:39you because we cut the last game of
2:52:41Infinite Craft.
2:52:42>> The The game does say that.
2:52:45>> Yugi has worst team. Joe gets best team.
2:52:47That's the rule. That was the rule.
2:52:50>> Okay. But also but also in
2:52:53>> Yeah, but it's okay. You can just I
2:52:55don't know how you
2:52:56>> How do I PS5 controller?
2:52:58>> No, I'm using an Xbox controller. How do
2:52:59I mute that?
2:53:00>> Wait, wait, wait. Can we pause? Can we
2:53:02pause?
2:53:02>> I think it's in settings. Yeah.
2:53:05>> Do you hear me in game?
2:53:07>> No, I don't. Oh, then it doesn't matter.
2:53:10>> Technically, no.
2:53:11>> Oh, okay.
2:53:12>> Yeah, I have it muted. All right, let's
2:53:14go. I'm nervous. [snorts]
2:53:16>> Okay, I muted. I muted both of us.
2:53:19>> Let's go. Do you hear me? Did you hear
2:53:21me?
2:53:21>> No, it was made for football. The first
2:53:24order, too. And joining me,
2:53:26>> you do know how to play. You just
2:53:28cheated me.
2:53:29>> I didn't just cheat you. What are you
2:53:30talking about? You're probably going to
2:53:32score on me like the new season to kick
2:53:34off,
2:53:34>> dude. But I watched a lot of World Cup
2:53:35games though, so I think I'm I think I'm
2:53:37good.
2:53:37>> What a chance this is.
2:53:39>> Oh, it's in an early opener to get the
2:53:41game going.
2:53:46>> Well, here we go.
2:53:47>> Yo, can you like give me a second to
2:53:48like get my bearings and all or
2:53:51the finish?
2:53:54You didn't give me a second, bro. You
2:53:56let me pass the ball one time.
2:54:02>> MARTINEZ. HEY, FOUL. WHAT THE [ __ ]
2:54:06>> NO.
2:54:09>> Still trying to find the space.
2:54:14>> This is hella corny, bro. Why are we
2:54:16even playing this game? You said there's
2:54:18no gimmies when we started this. There
2:54:21were no gimmies.
2:54:23>> What do you mean no gimmies?
2:54:24>> You went You went, "Oh, there's like no
2:54:26games where like I'm for sure going to
2:54:28win."
2:54:29>> There's not I'm not good at this game. I
2:54:32like the last time I played this game I
2:54:33think was in I don't know when
2:54:36>> and the attack is over. Really good
2:54:39defending,
2:54:39>> bro. This is insanity.
2:54:40>> They made some good decisions there.
2:54:43>> Like I don't know how you're defending
2:54:45so well. Like how do I how do I defend
2:54:47against you?
2:54:48>> Like
2:54:48>> what do you mean?
2:54:50>> They've given it away here,
2:54:52>> bro. You're already up too.
2:54:55>> You're good at this game, Joe.
2:54:57>> I'm not good at this game. You're
2:54:58already
2:54:59>> They're in here.
2:55:02Terrific chance.
2:55:03>> Good save,
2:55:03>> Joe.
2:55:06Well, he's done brilliantly there.
2:55:07>> This is like a This is like a pointless
2:55:09game.
2:55:10>> And it's hit the bar. STILL TROUBLE
2:55:12HERE.
2:55:12>> A JOE.
2:55:14>> YO, can we go next?
2:55:15>> Feels like we've only just kicked off
2:55:19>> and I'll just give you the win.
2:55:22>> Joe, are you forfeiting for real?
2:55:24>> I'll forfeit.
2:55:25>> No, no, no, no, no. Joe, don't forfeit.
2:55:26Come on. That's not fun.
2:55:28>> This isn't fun either. It's been It's
2:55:30been 30 seconds. You've scored three
2:55:32goals.
2:55:33>> Huh?
2:55:34>> This isn't fun either. It's been 30
2:55:36seconds and you've scored three goals.
2:55:39>> No, it's because it's cuz I didn't let
2:55:41you get your bearings.
2:55:44>> All right.
2:55:52>> Off we go once more.
2:55:54>> I'll let you use Soccer eight. Do you
2:55:55want to use Soccer eight?
2:55:57>> I don't know. But this is like You did
2:56:00say when we were setting up these games.
2:56:03[laughter]
2:56:04>> You did say, did I just get red carded?
2:56:07>> You did say when we were setting up this
2:56:09uh the Broy, bro, you were like, there's
2:56:10no clear There's no clear games that are
2:56:12wins.
2:56:13>> You have to be careful now. There's a
2:56:16>> good clear.
2:56:18>> No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
2:56:20Everybody in my chat calls me trash.
2:56:24>> Says that about everything when the
2:56:25majority of Twitch chatters are [ __ ]
2:56:26bronze in every ranked game. The run
2:56:29goes on.
2:56:30>> Oh my god, Joe. You're insane.
2:56:32>> Looks far too easy.
2:56:34>> Clear his lines now.
2:56:38>> And not the end to the move they were
2:56:39looking for.
2:56:42>> That was a really poor challenge.
2:56:43>> That was a really poor challenge, bro.
2:56:45You should get a red for that,
2:56:48>> dude.
2:56:49>> I don't know how to kick in this FIFA.
2:56:52>> Uh B is kick.
2:56:53>> Yeah. How do I angle my [ __ ] shot?
2:56:57Oh, with your right stick.
2:57:01>> This is horrible.
2:57:06>> Yeah, this FIFA is is the is all right.
2:57:08You know what I mean,
2:57:10>> bro? What?
2:57:12I
2:57:15>> a
2:57:16>> Did the time run out? I didn't even kick
2:57:17it.
2:57:18>> [cheering]
2:57:19>> No, it's
2:57:22>> Oh, lovely skill to beat his
2:57:25sloppy [laughter] on the ball there.
2:57:40>> Like you're
2:57:41>> having a try.
2:57:42>> Like your player should be
2:57:45Oh.
2:57:48Barcelona have possession again,
2:57:54>> bro. What?
2:58:02>> Not a bad effort, but it's gone over the
2:58:04top and away.
2:58:05>> Now, when it comes to my keeper, by the
2:58:06way, Joe, my keeper is very low rated.
2:58:08So, since he's low rated, it's easier to
2:58:10score.
2:58:11The ball is lost and the chance has gone
2:58:13too.
2:58:16Could turn out to be a really good ball
2:58:21>> surely now. Brilliantly kept out.
2:58:24>> Well, that's why he's such a good
2:58:26goalkeeper.
2:58:27>> Pass the ball.
2:58:28>> PASS THE BALL. CRUSH IT INTO the middle.
2:58:30Crush it into THE MIDDLE. JOE,
2:58:33>> SHUT UP. [screaming]
2:58:34You [ __ ] idiots, bro. OH MY GOD. YOU
2:58:38ACT LIKE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PRESS X AND
2:58:40I GET A [ __ ] GOAL, YOU dumb [ __ ]
2:58:42Holy [ __ ]
2:58:46>> JUST CROSS THE BALL. YOU JUST YOU JUST
2:58:48GOT TO PASS.
2:58:49>> Take things forward a notch here.
2:58:53>> And that's straight into the first.
2:58:54>> What the [ __ ] is this?
2:58:57>> Good work from Barca to win back.
2:58:59>> Oh my god.
2:59:01>> Oh yes. All the practice.
2:59:03>> Somebody murder one of Yugi's players.
2:59:04Promising looking ball.
2:59:07>> Yeah, there we go.
2:59:08>> A [groaning and screaming]
2:59:09damn
2:59:09>> it fly over. Really well struck.
2:59:19>> Corn ball. Corn ball.
2:59:21>> You're playing so cringe, Joe.
2:59:32struggling to keep the ball there.
2:59:35>> Come on.
2:59:39>> Jesus Christ, bro.
2:59:42>> Jesus Christ,
2:59:44>> bro. How do you [ __ ] aim this [ __ ] I
2:59:48haven't played FIFA. Oh my god.
2:59:49>> Oh, hold X. Hold X. Hold X.
2:59:51>> Laid into the box.
2:59:54OH, YOU'RE JUST UNHYGIEN [groaning]
2:59:57WHEN A COOL head was needed.
3:00:07>> Oh, it must be here
3:00:11for the trip. It's in.
3:00:14>> Yo, G, go next.
3:00:20>> I tabbed out
3:00:21>> Joe. JOE, IF YOU FORFEIT. NO, JOE. JOE,
3:00:27why did you forfeit?
3:00:28>> It's 4-0 and it's not even halftime. I'm
3:00:31losing that game. It's an utter waste of
3:00:33time to play.
3:00:35>> Dude, it's not a waste of time if we're
3:00:37PLAYING TOGETHER.
3:00:38>> I'M NOT HAVING FUN. YOU'RE ON THE LOWEST
3:00:40RATED INDIA TEAM. I'M PLAYING [ __ ] FC
3:00:42Barcelona and I'm getting creamed, dude.
3:00:46I'm getting [ __ ]
3:00:48>> Eljo, spam it. I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ]
3:00:50YEAH, IT'S AN L. I'M JOE. WHY ARE YOU
3:00:53saying that?
3:00:54>> Joe, come on. Come on, Joe. Okay. Okay.
3:00:58Go on, soccer. We have to f No. Joe.
3:01:01Joe, it's not fun. If you're GOING TO
3:01:03FORFEIT, JOE,
3:01:05>> THAT'S NOT an even match. If we really
3:01:08wanted to, we could do no handicap, bro.
3:01:10Like, oh my god. There's no world that I
3:01:12win FIFA, Yugi. There's no world.
3:01:14There's not even a world where I get a
3:01:15goal on you is what I'm saying. It's
3:01:18just going to be 70. If you don't
3:01:20believe in yourself.
3:01:21>> I don't believe in myself.
3:01:24>> Joe,
3:01:26come on. If Come on. You You and me,
3:01:29we're pretty we're we're alike.
3:01:31>> We're alike,
3:01:32>> bro. We are three hours into stream and
3:01:35you want it to still be 1-1 when we have
3:01:37to play first to four games.
3:01:40>> Exactly. How many more games do we have
3:01:42with each other? Okay, I'll give you a
3:01:44FIVEGOAL LEAD. BANG. COME ON. a fivegoal
3:01:48lead,
3:01:50>> bro. No, because I don't want to take a
3:01:52hand out. Like I I would rather It's not
3:01:54a hand out. It's a handicap.
3:01:55>> It is a handout because it's a handicap
3:01:57that you're making in the in the moment
3:01:58of the fly. It's different if we're on
3:01:59Infinite Craft and we're just like
3:02:00calling it early as a small
3:02:03fivego lead in the moment. I don't want
3:02:05to take that because then if I win,
3:02:07everybody's going to call me a scammer.
3:02:08I would you know that's what's going to
3:02:10happen. Yugi, Yugi, listen. I have done
3:02:1315 bros. If you give me a handicap in
3:02:16the middle of a game, you your chat and
3:02:19my chat, I'm right. I'm 100% right. If I
3:02:22win on Soccer Aid and you give me five
3:02:25[ __ ] goals and I win, I'm a con man.
3:02:28I'm a cheater and I conned and scammed
3:02:30you. I'd rather be a [ __ ] that that
3:02:32forfeit it and go next than play another
3:02:35[ __ ] game against you with heavy
3:02:37handicaps, potentially win, and then
3:02:39[ __ ] get a cheap ass win. No, I'm a
3:02:43I'm a sore loser, but it's even worse
3:02:45for me to get a hand out. I'm not
3:02:47getting a [ __ ] handout. We're going
3:02:49next.
3:02:49>> Joe, it's not Joe speaking. It's your
3:02:51ego speaking. Joe, it's okay to get a
3:02:54handicap. I'm going to need a handicap
3:02:56for Geogesser. I'm going to need one.
3:02:58>> You gave me a handicap. You already gave
3:03:01me a handicap. I lost. It was 40 minutes
3:03:04in. It was 40 and you're playing on the
3:03:07worst club team IN INDIA.
3:03:11I'M NOT WINNING, YUGI. WHAT IS THIS
3:03:14[ __ ] Why are we running it back? WHAT
3:03:16THE [ __ ]
3:03:17>> JOE, I SEE MYSELF in you,
3:03:19>> Joe. I see myself in you, Joe.
3:03:21>> So, I'm sweating profusely right now.
3:03:23I'm getting so mad. I'm not playing
3:03:26another game of [ __ ] EAFC 26. I'm
3:03:30not.
3:03:32>> All right. If you want to forfeit, it
3:03:34just changes my It's just just It just
3:03:36changes the way I see you now. It just
3:03:38does because I You are my hero. The man
3:03:40that never quits. Actually, bro.
3:03:44The man that never quits. The man that's
3:03:47always going to be there. He's always
3:03:48going to be there and always play his
3:03:49hardest no matter how bad the [ __ ]
3:03:52score is.
3:03:56>> All right. Fine. Launching EFC, dude.
3:03:58Jesus Christ. This is the stupidest
3:04:00thing ever. We're doing Dude, you're not
3:04:02giving me a goal lead. We're just gonna
3:04:04revert back to I I get soccer aid
3:04:06because that was the original rule was I
3:04:08get the best team, you get the worst
3:04:09team.
3:04:10>> Okay. Okay. Thank you, Joe. Thank you,
3:04:14Joe. [laughter]
3:04:15>> Beat me. This is just adding 30 minutes
3:04:17to the stream for no reason. This is
3:04:20going to be the dumbest [ __ ] game
3:04:22ever. I'm going to lose.
3:04:25>> Joe, no, you're not. I believe in you.
3:04:28You're my hero. Do you know that? Do you
3:04:30understand that? saying that. Yo, this
3:04:33is actually like a kill him with
3:04:35kindness type [ __ ] bro. You're my dream
3:04:38collab. You're my hero.
3:04:39>> Joe, you don't understand. I watch you
3:04:42so much, bro.
3:04:43>> I just want to play with you longer.
3:04:45What can I say?
3:04:46>> YOU WATCH ME SO MUCH. THIS IS NOT OUT OF
3:04:48character for me to [ __ ] quit if I'm
3:04:50down 40 and I know I'm going to lose.
3:04:52>> Part of Hey, PART OF [ __ ] part of a
3:04:55war is knowing when you're going to lose
3:04:57a [ __ ] battle, Yugi. and I'm gonna
3:04:59lose this [ __ ] battle. So why [ __ ]
3:05:02why have more attrition?
3:05:04>> The Joe I know, even if he was down,
3:05:07even if it's 1% chance for him to even
3:05:10if it's under 1%.
3:05:13He would keep fighting. That's the Joe I
3:05:16know. I would know.
3:05:17>> Okay, that's the Joe. No, I know. I know
3:05:19that. Joe,
3:05:19>> invite me. Invite me. Invite me.
3:05:24>> No, let's just have a good time
3:05:25together, bro. Bro, I can't have a good
3:05:28time knowing that I have to wear [ __ ]
3:05:29bunny suit and play all FNAF 2 if I
3:05:32[ __ ] lose. [laughter]
3:05:36>> This isn't like some friendly match that
3:05:38we have going on right now.
3:05:39>> Accept the invite. Accept the invite.
3:05:41Accept the invite.
3:05:41>> I did. I did. It's trying to [ __ ] get
3:05:43me to sign up for whatever [ __ ]
3:05:44subscription service they have.
3:05:52>> Bro, right now you're mad, but I promise
3:05:54you, you're going to be happy as [ __ ]
3:05:56soon. I'm serious.
3:05:59Punjab FC,
3:06:03>> bro. Screen my game. Why is this [ __ ]
3:06:06Oh my god.
3:06:07>> The worst team is Punjab FC. I'm
3:06:09tripping. I'm tripping.
3:06:12I'm tripping. I was using another team,
3:06:14too. It's good that we restarted cuz now
3:06:16I'mma play with Punjab.
3:06:18There you go. My boy Gersies, man.
3:06:21>> Bro, how do I [ __ ] turn on full
3:06:23screen? Why is it not full screen now?
3:06:28Is that in camera visual?
3:06:32Oh my god, it has every [ __ ] Oh my
3:06:34god, I hate this game so much. I hate
3:06:36this game so [ __ ] much. You have no
3:06:38idea.
3:06:40Display. There we go. Full screen.
3:06:44Holy [ __ ] It's a [ __ ] miracle. All
3:06:47right. Am I in your game?
3:06:54This rerun's pointless. Oh, I agree.
3:06:58>> Bro, you have a 50 overall team. So, you
3:07:00were you were you did pick a better
3:07:02team.
3:07:03>> Uh, no, no, no. Look, they're both the
3:07:05same stars, I guess. Yeah, it's good
3:07:06that we restarted.
3:07:09>> Yeah, but this is like a 10 worst
3:07:10overall rated team.
3:07:13>> Yeah, true. All right. It's good that we
3:07:15restarted. Let's go.
3:07:16>> My god, I can't connect to my
3:07:17controller. Why is it not connecting to
3:07:18my controller,
3:07:21>> bro?
3:07:23Wait, are you in the game?
3:07:25>> I'm in the game, but I can't. It just
3:07:27says Xbox One controller connected, but
3:07:29it won't let me actually like do
3:07:31anything.
3:07:33>> Wait, did you try disconnecting
3:07:34connecting it back?
3:07:35>> New input detected, but it's not.
3:07:40Oh,
3:07:42it like won't work,
3:07:49>> bro.
3:07:50Yes,
3:07:51>> I can't connect.
3:07:53>> Yes, you can.
3:07:58>> Switching to a PlayStation controller.
3:08:00Let's see if this works.
3:08:05Oh god. Hello.
3:08:10Oh, that just [ __ ] everything up.
3:08:13Oh no. Hello.
3:08:17>> Wait, did you get it? Did it work, Joe?
3:08:18>> No.
3:08:22I can't do the PS5 controller because
3:08:23then it [ __ ] changes my audio.
3:08:26>> Ah, should we just skip it then, Joe?
3:08:29>> Wait, wait, wait.
3:08:31>> I Here, let me restart the thing.
3:08:32>> No, no, no. It work. It works now. It
3:08:34works now.
3:08:34>> Oh, [ __ ] Okay, let me I restarted on
3:08:36accident, but I got you. I got you.
3:08:43All right, I'm going use India and
3:08:44Punjab FC. Wow, this is going to be
3:08:48insane. I invited you again, Joe.
3:08:53There you go. All right, let's see who
3:08:55wins this. It's gonna be hard. Wait,
3:08:57>> how do I get to the
3:09:00>> Is it Is it the rest of the world? Hold
3:09:02on. Let me see.
3:09:07I think it's Rest of the World, right?
3:09:10>> No.
3:09:12>> Oh, it is rest of the world. What is it?
3:09:13What is it called?
3:09:16Apparently, it's like so soccer aid, but
3:09:19I don't know if they're I don't think
3:09:20they have it on online.
3:09:25So, if they don't have soccer, they took
3:09:27it out.
3:09:27>> Yeah, use France. France is the best
3:09:29team in the game, I believe.
3:09:31>> Like the international French team.
3:09:35>> Yeah, they have like literally the best
3:09:36team, I believe. Either them or PSG.
3:09:38Them or PSG, in my opinion,
3:09:43>> bro, why does it cycle? Hey, soccer aid
3:09:45is an international.
3:09:48A B CDE E F G H I J K.
3:09:51>> No, soccer is Yeah, just use France.
3:09:53>> Just use France.
3:09:54>> Yeah, France is very good.
3:09:55>> All right, start that [ __ ]
3:09:57>> All right, bro. This is actually going
3:09:58to be difficult. I'm not even trolling.
3:10:00Oh [ __ ] This is going to be so
3:10:02difficult.
3:10:06>> Bro said this could be so difficult. He
3:10:07gonna get 5. Bro,
3:10:09>> I'm using I'm using Punjab FC. Press A.
3:10:13I'm using Punjab FC. Like, dude, their
3:10:16their main player doesn't even have a uh
3:10:18whatchamacallit,
3:10:20a picture.
3:10:23Oh my god, this is insane.
3:10:27>> What are like the ratings of your
3:10:29players?
3:10:30>> 50s all around. Literally all around.
3:10:34>> But like what would that be equivalent
3:10:35to? Like like just like a D1 player?
3:10:38>> Yeah. I mean, these guys are
3:10:39professional, but there's different
3:10:40levels in every league. You know what I
3:10:42mean?
3:10:43Put OS on. What is OS?
3:10:46>> Uh, that's like a that's like a setting
3:10:48for a video, but you're good.
3:10:51>> How do I do that?
3:10:53>> Uh, you don't want that on. I'm just
3:10:55playing. I'm just playing. Uh, it OS is
3:10:58like it's he's like a he's a player on
3:11:00Friends. I'm just trolling. Uh, but uh
3:11:03he's his name is Oise.
3:11:10He's pretty good though.
3:11:13This player's out of position.
3:11:16So what I
3:11:17>> Yeah,
3:11:22>> he's a right winger. Oh no, I don't want
3:11:26to [ __ ] use him then. B
3:11:29>> for the tier one.
3:11:32>> Oh, for Cherokee. For Cherokee.
3:11:38All right. Down.
3:11:42Okay, let's go. Joe, good luck.
3:11:46Seriously,
3:11:47>> is this like your favorite game or
3:11:49something? Like, why were you so
3:11:52fans?
3:11:53>> No, I get to play with you.
3:11:58>> What the [ __ ] is happen?
3:12:02>> I can't. Oh, they could be in here, guy.
3:12:05>> Yeah. Tell me if you have control. Tell
3:12:06me.
3:12:07>> All right. No, I do. Now I do.
3:12:08>> All right. W Yugi in the chat, bro.
3:12:11Action. What the [ __ ]
3:12:12>> Yeah, that really is a sloppy pass,
3:12:14isn't it?
3:12:16>> The guys are just being so mean.
3:12:18>> Well, it's all very narrow both up front
3:12:20and in midfield.
3:12:21>> Just needs the composure now.
3:12:24>> And again,
3:12:27>> an early chance, but it's been missed.
3:12:29>> Yeah, he never quite composed himself,
3:12:31did he?
3:12:34>> William Siba
3:12:36onto Rabio.
3:12:40bit in position.
3:12:42>> And that's how to play it through.
3:12:49>> No, this I'm not going to lie, this is
3:12:50bad.
3:12:58>> Lovely set up.
3:12:59>> A [ __ ]
3:13:01>> You should keep possession.
3:13:03>> I should keep possession, you think?
3:13:05>> Yeah. [laughter]
3:13:11Bro, you are passing like [ __ ]
3:13:13>> giving possession back cheaply.
3:13:19>> Oh, just passed it right to you.
3:13:22>> You see how the You see how it feels
3:13:24different? This game feels different cuz
3:13:26your team's significantly worse.
3:13:28>> Yeah, I was tripping, dude. I was
3:13:30cheating.
3:13:35>> Oh crap.
3:13:40Press RB and B. Bro, I know how to do a
3:13:42skill shot. I've played FIFA before. I'm
3:13:44just terrible.
3:13:47[cheering and applause]
3:13:48>> Wait, Joe. What's a skill shot?
3:13:50>> It's like whatever the RBNB where you
3:13:52like like finesse hit it instead of just
3:13:54like regular shoot.
3:13:55>> Oh yeah.
3:14:02>> What a chance here.
3:14:03>> Oh my god. following the [ __ ] guy's
3:14:05fast.
3:14:07>> Holy [ __ ]
3:14:08>> Well, he's got to be pleased with that
3:14:09save. It's absolutely magnificent.
3:14:12>> You're playing with the worst team in
3:14:14India and [ __ ] Mbappé running as
3:14:16[laughter] fast as your [ __ ] striker.
3:14:18Like that doesn't make any sense.
3:14:23[laughter]
3:14:24>> Adrienne Rabio,
3:14:27>> Kian Mbappé is the sort of player that
3:14:29always has you on the very edge of your
3:14:31seat. What are we expect?
3:14:40[laughter]
3:14:43That's what's happening.
3:14:45>> The corner is fired in.
3:14:47>> I just hit it right to the [ __ ]
3:14:48goalie.
3:14:59>> Really nicely played. What's going to do
3:15:00with this now to take the lead?
3:15:06>> Nice.
3:15:13>> WHAT A SAVE.
3:15:15>> WHAT THE [ __ ] of goalkeeping there as
3:15:18you said. So agile,
3:15:22>> dude. This game is insane.
3:15:25>> I don't know how the hell they saved
3:15:27that.
3:15:31>> [cheering]
3:15:32>> Oh my god, you're [ __ ] joking. A
3:15:35defender with a 48 rating just takes the
3:15:37ball out of his [ __ ] feet.
3:15:38>> Plenty of chances and looking a constant
3:15:40threat. You feel they have to take the
3:15:42lead at some point with this sort of
3:15:43domination.
3:15:44>> Somebody make a run. Pujab FC
3:15:55>> Shuaini.
3:15:56>> Oh my god. possession.
3:15:58>> Oh, dude, I [screaming] was something.
3:16:01>> I'm already scoring.
3:16:02>> Nah, 180.
3:16:04>> And that could CHANGE THE SHAPE OF THE
3:16:05GAME,
3:16:06>> BRO. But now if I win, I'm going to feel
3:16:08like an ass.
3:16:10>> No, don't feel like an ass, bro.
3:16:12>> Well, just look how he holds off the
3:16:13defend.
3:16:14>> I'm that ass. Dad, don't feel like an
3:16:15ass. If I lose this, it's on me. I'm not
3:16:17even trolling.
3:16:17>> Goal that is.
3:16:26The attack is over. Really good
3:16:28defending.
3:16:29>> Well, that was how to defend the edge of
3:16:31the box.
3:16:38>> I might actually lose this game.
3:16:42>> I'm not even trolling. I might actually
3:16:43lose.
3:16:46>> Now, can someone attack this?
3:16:48>> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
3:16:49>> A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO the keeper. He'll
3:16:51happily take that.
3:17:06The counter looks on here. Options
3:17:08available.
3:17:09>> We're up one0.
3:17:11>> The pass is incomplete. Nicely won.
3:17:14Could be setting something now.
3:17:19>> Oh, dude. I'm going to lose. I'm not
3:17:20even trolling, chat. This is bad. I'm
3:17:21not even joking. This is bad. Like I'm
3:17:23in bad situ
3:17:25>> I'm in bad situations. Terrible
3:17:27situations.
3:17:27>> Couldn't get above it. Good effort
3:17:29though.
3:17:31>> Got to get those passes out.
3:17:44>> He's offside. He's outside.
3:17:46[cheering]
3:17:46>> He's not offside.
3:17:48Yugi.
3:17:54Mbappé.
3:17:55>> Mbappé
3:17:57for France here.
3:17:59>> What?
3:18:08>> Nice.
3:18:08>> Not long.
3:18:10France have the edge.
3:18:12>> Their overall performance.
3:18:14>> Yes, they defended really well all over
3:18:15the pitch. Their work rate and
3:18:17discipline has been excellent. But any
3:18:19tempo and this lead could easily slip
3:18:21away.
3:18:22>> Oh, what the [ __ ] was that?
3:18:28>> Just needs the composure now. And
3:18:31there's the equalizer. It's all square
3:18:33again.
3:18:34>> Got to show respect. [ __ ] celebrating,
3:18:36bro. [ __ ] celebrating. Got to show you.
3:18:38Got to show respect.
3:18:39>> Sue Hale.
3:18:40>> Got to show respect.
3:18:41>> More slide tackles. I feel like slide
3:18:43tackles are bad.
3:18:44>> The pace in which they break forward is
3:18:45devastating. It's so hard to defend
3:18:47against. And then through on goal, he
3:18:49just goes for power and smashes it past
3:18:51the keeper. There's no stopping that.
3:18:53What a great finish.
3:18:54>> Whoa. Whoa.
3:18:56>> What are we doing here?
3:18:57>> Good ball in behind.
3:18:59>> What are we doing here?
3:19:00>> Whoa. Best shot out of there.
3:19:02>> And that's going to be it for the first.
3:19:05>> Got to show respect.
3:19:07>> You see, bro, it's hard to score. Like,
3:19:10I'm not even trying to troll.
3:19:12>> But is that team that much worse,
3:19:14>> dude? Like
3:19:17>> sometimes in this game it's a lot of AI.
3:19:19Like I'm not even chilling. Like like
3:19:21it's a lot of AI. Like the AI does the
3:19:22defending for you, bro. Here you have to
3:19:25actively be like defending. It's so
3:19:26hard.
3:19:28>> Oh, come on.
3:19:36>> Excellent reading of the game to win the
3:19:38ball.
3:19:41>> No. And look at that keeper. Holy [ __ ]
3:19:45stop that was so late in the game as
3:19:48well.
3:19:53>> It's pinched ready's mind there.
3:19:55>> Yep. Taking this up. I don't even know
3:19:57who this is.
3:19:59>> France being afforded too much space
3:20:01here.
3:20:02>> Will it look promising but only up to a
3:20:04point?
3:20:07>> There's a chance for the breakaway here.
3:20:09>> NO, [screaming]
3:20:10>> HE MISSES.
3:20:11>> It's in. And it's their game to lose.
3:20:14>> I've seen his run. I seen his run, bro.
3:20:18Dude, holy [ __ ]
3:20:21>> Meaty.
3:20:25>> Well, here it is again. And it's all
3:20:27about the pace in transition. So,
3:20:29>> I mean, like, I can't even read chat,
3:20:30bro. It's like [ __ ] say hold
3:20:32wide, hold wide, pass the ball.
3:20:36>> Like, you guys are quite possibly the
3:20:38worst coaches of all time. Orelian
3:20:40Shuaini
3:20:42Hernandez
3:20:43onto Rabio.
3:20:45>> Oh, there we go.
3:20:46>> Instinct there to cut it out.
3:20:48>> Yeah, let's pass the ball 5,000 times.
3:20:51>> Let's pass the ball 5,000 times.
3:20:53>> Let's just keep passing the ball.
3:20:57>> Need to GET TIGHTER HERE.
3:20:58>> YO, JOE,
3:20:59>> THAT'S A RED.
3:21:01Are you dead eyes?
3:21:02>> That's a red card.
3:21:07Was
3:21:10that a red or a yellow?
3:21:12>> No. No. Yellow. Yellow. You're good.
3:21:16>> This could be
3:21:16>> Oh, offside. Why is he Why does he pass
3:21:18there? What?
3:21:22>> This is what they've been looking for.
3:21:23The counterattack.
3:21:27>> Is there something at the end?
3:21:32>> Come on. [groaning]
3:21:36You went super saiyan there.
3:21:37>> Really making some good runs out there
3:21:40>> outside right surely.
3:21:44>> HERNANDEZ
3:21:46AND THE EQUAL TO it
3:21:53>> and the corner is fired in.
3:22:05Dude, this is close.
3:22:09>> Happy to just keep the ball here.
3:22:10Drawing out the opposition.
3:22:12>> Well, they have to be pressed harder
3:22:14than this.
3:22:18>> Come on.
3:22:20>> Oh, COME ON. OH MY GOD. [ __ ] GET THE
3:22:23BALL, PLEASE.
3:22:26>> This has to be
3:22:31And the attack collapses
3:22:40>> Dembele.
3:22:42>> Yo yo little rough fatty. Little rough.
3:22:46>> Okay, man. Got to hold on.
3:22:48>> Bang. Seen that pass from a [ __ ] mile
3:22:50away.
3:22:51>> Face shot into another shot. Bang. What
3:22:54a save, dude. You're getting bled. I
3:22:56thought that would be a goal, but what a
3:22:57save.
3:22:58>> Holy [ __ ]
3:23:07>> Yeah, pass that [ __ ] back.
3:23:13>> Oh, could be a chance here. And it's on
3:23:15now.
3:23:15>> You miss. You miss. You miss. You miss.
3:23:19>> Thank you, Red.
3:23:20>> That really was an important bit OF
3:23:22PLAY. OH,
3:23:24>> I CAN'T afford a red card.
3:23:26>> I can't afford a red card.
3:23:28>> This is bad.
3:23:31>> Oh, got a yellow pocket. Yellow card.
3:23:33>> Yeah, it's a clear foul. Deserved a card
3:23:35for that.
3:23:42>> Oh, yeah. Let's just give it right to
3:23:43>> Well, and cuts it out.
3:23:45>> It's actually exactly what I wanted to
3:23:46do.
3:23:48>> They might be in.
3:23:50And he's in there now.
3:23:52>> Holy [ __ ] I
3:23:54>> saw Got away with one there. [cheering]
3:24:01>> Teo Hernandez.
3:24:02>> YO.
3:24:04>> AND there's his second of the match.
3:24:07Leading the way.
3:24:08>> Can we please go next?
3:24:12>> Dude, the game's about to be over, Joe.
3:24:14The game's about to be over anyways,
3:24:15bro.
3:24:17>> Well, here it is again. And the way
3:24:19they've been playing, that was always
3:24:20going to happen. They've certainly been
3:24:22piling on the pressure here,
3:24:27>> Ryan Shi.
3:24:31>> Oh, brilliant anticipation.
3:24:36>> Oh, [ __ ] Joe,
3:24:39>> you're eating while you're playing.
3:24:42>> No, it's cuz No. No.
3:24:43>> This is just a waste of time. Why the
3:24:45[ __ ] are we playing this shitty ass game
3:24:46in my mouth? Why are we playing this
3:24:48shitty ass game that's just [ __ ]
3:24:50money hungry? Microtransaction hell.
3:24:53>> [ __ ] this game. Actually, [ __ ] this
3:24:56game. Actually, [ __ ] this game. Can we
3:24:58just [ __ ] go next, please?
3:25:00>> Joe, I put a chip in my mouth. I'm not
3:25:02eating while I'm playing.
3:25:03>> This is terrible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
3:25:05There we go. [ __ ] flop around a
3:25:07little bit.
3:25:10>> Just at the point of something.
3:25:11>> Wow. I have the ball.
3:25:17something on this.
3:25:21>> Absolute pass. Absolute [ __ ] pass.
3:25:24That was in the game as well.
3:25:28>> It's put into the middle
3:25:30>> and a marvelous save.
3:25:31>> Well, he's just caught up save there.
3:25:34Brilliant goalkeeping.
3:25:36>> How I accidentally beat Joe with the
3:25:38best with the worst team on FIFA.
3:25:40>> Holy slid. One go with the ball.
3:25:49Nice
3:25:51self. Positive affirmations to yourself
3:25:53always works.
3:25:55>> Almost in forward burst.
3:25:58Always done well to get past his man.
3:26:01Real chance. And there's the hattick.
3:26:04He'll be TAKING THE MATCH HOME.
3:26:07>> OH, DUDE. My game just crashed. That's
3:26:08crazy. [laughter] Holy [ __ ] My game
3:26:11just crashed.
3:26:14Well, I guess we'll call that there.
3:26:162-1.
3:26:18All right. Hop on Geogaster.
3:26:21>> Like, and then you see,
3:26:23and then you do [ __ ] like this. Then you
3:26:26do [ __ ] like this. Like, that's not fun.
3:26:30>> What do you mean? Hop on Geogaster.
3:26:32>> Hop on Geoger and I can't wait till I
3:26:35win this. And then you say [ __ ]
3:26:36Fortnite or Brawlhalla and go, it's my
3:26:38first time playing.
3:26:41You're my dream collab. I've never
3:26:43played Bala and I'm going to get 9x
3:26:46comboed [ __ ] thrown out of the arena.
3:26:49>> I've never played before,
3:26:52>> dude. Come on. JUST PLAY IT NOW.
3:26:56>> THIS is You're my hero. This make me
3:26:59think different of you.
3:27:01>> Please. We have
3:27:03>> Okay, no. No. Now, now you're molding.
3:27:05Now you're molding.
3:27:06this. We have
3:27:08I don't have any I don't I've never even
3:27:11owned a console.
3:27:13>> I've never had a PC. I'M PLAYING ON A
3:27:15Game Boy right now.
3:27:16>> AR is better than me. Ar is better than
3:27:18me.
3:27:18>> Play Steam. I don't have Steam.
3:27:21>> Ary's better than me. Ar better than me.
3:27:23You beat him in Fortnite.
3:27:24>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR ME? I'VE NEVER
3:27:26PLAYED ARY IN [ __ ] BRAWLHALLA.
3:27:29>> NO, but you beat him in Fortnite. And I
3:27:31might choose Fortnite. Who knows?
3:27:33>> You're not, BRO. YOU CHOOSE FORTNITE is
3:27:34a It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
3:27:38>> Mhm.
3:27:40>> Hop on Geogaster, bro.
3:27:42>> How do you invite me? How do you invite
3:27:43me?
3:27:44>> Uh, I'm going to make an invite link.
3:27:46[clears throat]
3:27:47Hold up. I'm going to deaf for a minute.
3:27:48I'm reading it down real quick.
3:27:49>> You're good.
3:27:51>> Um, Skydiver, thank you for the [ __ ]
3:27:53three, bro. Wait, hold up. Skydiver of
3:27:56the three. Uh, I lost my mom in seventh
3:27:58grade. Rip the chat, man. I'm sorry for
3:27:59your loss. You helped me through it. uh
3:28:01you gave me things to look forward to uh
3:28:04even though you never knew it. Now I'm
3:28:05about to graduate or about to start high
3:28:06school. I want to say thank you for
3:28:08everything uh and every difference
3:28:10you've made. Thank you, bro. And I'm
3:28:11sorry for your loss, man. Truly. Hail
3:28:13Xander G2 for the sub. Uh Ronin the real
3:28:17sniper David Cupid. Uh Stonk Ma Neils,
3:28:20thank you for the 633. PVA and Brood,
3:28:23thank you for the sub. Twitch Kynzo Fob,
3:28:25thank you for the five as well. Oh my
3:28:27god, this is a fun bro, but I'm getting
3:28:29rage baited turbo. It's two one. We're
3:28:31three and a half hours into stream. This
3:28:32could be a six hour [ __ ] stream. Hold
3:28:34up. I'm gonna pee real quick again. Give
3:28:36be like 20 seconds. Not even. Not even.
3:28:40Oh, wait. I'll play a different song.
3:29:08quickest piss na. Let's [ __ ] go.
3:29:11Let's [ __ ] go. Let's [ __ ] go.
3:29:13Let's [ __ ] go. I'm back. Let's go.
3:29:15I'm locked in. I'm not losing this Roie,
3:29:17bro. And I'm not playing Five Nights at
3:29:18Freddy's.
3:29:20>> You're not. Don't ever think that [ __ ]
3:29:22You're done.
3:29:22>> Five Nights at Freddy's. Okay, so we're
3:29:24doing best of five. I'm not allowed to
3:29:26move, but I am allowed to pan and zoom.
3:29:30>> Uh, you can't zoom. Only pan.
3:29:31>> Here's the link. I'm I'm allowed to
3:29:34zoom, dude. It's just no.
3:29:35>> No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not
3:29:37allowed to.
3:29:37>> Like, what?
3:29:38>> Zoy said you'll live, bro. You'll live.
3:29:40You'll live. You'll live.
3:29:40>> I'm going to keep it on moving, but you
3:29:42got to try. You're Rainy Tunnel 449.
3:29:45>> Mhm.
3:29:47>> Doesn't look like you. [snorts]
3:29:52[clears throat]
3:29:53>> I guess yours looks like you. I guess
3:29:55you're the color shade of green.
3:29:58>> Mine does look like me.
3:30:00>> No, it doesn't. Come on. Mine looks like
3:30:03me.
3:30:09>> What's your favorite do? Max round time
3:30:11a minute.
3:30:13Max rounds infinite. Really? Time after
3:30:16guess 15 seconds. Everything else.
3:30:19>> It's going to be on uh It's going to be
3:30:21on move. So, you're able to, but I just
3:30:23won't move.
3:30:24>> Okay. No,
3:30:25>> I'm gonna zoom.
3:30:27>> Okay.
3:30:29>> But if you But if you do move, it's
3:30:31instant disqualification.
3:30:33>> Bro, it No. If I accidentally move, bro,
3:30:38if I accidentally click, left click it
3:30:40while I'm trying to drag and I move an
3:30:42inch, I'm just going to go back.
3:30:44>> No, that is a disqualification for the
3:30:46round.
3:30:47>> Okay. No,
3:30:49>> we're not [snorts] doing that. I'm not
3:30:50going to move though. Trust me. Also,
3:30:52can we throw chat an emote only during
3:30:54this?
3:30:59>> Depends. What's an emote?
3:31:02>> Emote only.
3:31:05So, they can't type because they're
3:31:07going to type where they think you are.
3:31:10>> And if you read chat, you'll get aid.
3:31:13>> You're right. I'm done. Let's do it.
3:31:15>> All right. You ready?
3:31:17>> Mhm.
3:31:20>> Good luck,
3:31:20>> Chad. I don't put my [ __ ] email. I just
3:31:22No, I'm joking. I'm joking.
3:31:24>> Do you want to talk while we do this or
3:31:26do you want to uh like Oh, so you just
3:31:28want to like chirp and [ __ ]
3:31:30>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
3:31:31>> Like, where do you think we are right
3:31:32now? If you had a guess,
3:31:33>> I I I mean, I'd prefer not to tell you.
3:31:35You You know what I mean? I'd prefer not
3:31:38to tell you.
3:31:41Like, you see, like, is this even fun to
3:31:43you?
3:31:44>> Well, I went off of a whim. This is
3:31:47really just a gut guess. Like I don't
3:31:49really know where we are. I I'm just
3:31:53like
3:31:55Yeah. Okay. We were in
3:31:57>> [ __ ]
3:31:57>> I should have went I saw Coca-Cola and
3:31:59we were in the northern hemisphere so I
3:32:01just went Mexico.
3:32:02>> Like what are you even saying? What are
3:32:04you even saying? I didn't
3:32:11>> Well, I think you know where we are and
3:32:13I know where we are.
3:32:16It's really a matter of who knows where
3:32:18we are better than the other person.
3:32:24>> Yeah, you it's it's really just going to
3:32:26be region guessing here.
3:32:34[screaming]
3:32:38>> You don't know Greek?
3:32:40>> No. No, I don't know Greek. You never
3:32:42looked at a [ __ ] You never looked at
3:32:44like a [ __ ] fraternity symbol or
3:32:46anything in your life?
3:32:48>> That's Greece.
3:32:49>> That was Greek.
3:32:52>> Oh, I know where this is.
3:32:54>> You do?
3:32:55>> Yep.
3:32:58>> I don't.
3:33:01>> Yeah, I know where this is. It's like
3:33:03like around here, I believe. Unless I'm
3:33:06tripping.
3:33:08>> I want to go look at what the [ __ ] that
3:33:10Oh my god, I'm moving. Oh my god. I'm
3:33:12moving. Wait. Reset. Reset. RESET.
3:33:14RESET.
3:33:15>> NO. NO. THAT'S A DISQUALIFICATION. FIRST
3:33:17ROUND IS TO ME. First round is to me.
3:33:20First round is to me. First round is to
3:33:21me. First round is to me. 1. 10. 1.
3:33:24>> Wait. It's not 10.
3:33:25>> 10. 1.
3:33:26>> It's not 10. I I aborted the match.
3:33:28Leave the match. I got to remake it.
3:33:29>> W chat. W chat.
3:33:30>> Oh, I actually just started moving
3:33:31instinctively there. That's crazy.
3:33:34>> No, you didn't have to abort. You could
3:33:35have just gone back.
3:33:37No, because it we have to restart the
3:33:39round because any points I got on you
3:33:41are voided because I moved in that
3:33:43round.
3:33:45>> Oh, wait. No, no. I'm still in party.
3:33:46I'm in party. I'm in party. Are you Are
3:33:48you out of the match?
3:33:49>> All right.
3:33:49>> No, I'm in party. I'm in.
3:33:50>> All right. I won't move. I won't.
3:33:51>> Wait, you've you've been moving?
3:33:53>> I I don't actually I know I moved that
3:33:55round. I think I turned the other rounds
3:33:56and then I moved that one. I may have
3:33:58moved the second round, too, though.
3:34:00That was like me just being in a geoger
3:34:02mindset. I will not move.
3:34:04It's It's your
3:34:05>> Oh, that was so cheap. Sorry.
3:34:07>> I did not like I literally was like
3:34:09instinctively just playing Geogaster.
3:34:11>> I would also do that if I was down and
3:34:13losing.
3:34:13>> Oh, yeah.
3:34:17>> But that's just me.
3:34:24I'm spectating you. Don't feel the
3:34:26pressure.
3:34:30The last name Velasquez.
3:34:38Wow.
3:34:40Wrong Spanish country.
3:34:42>> You guessed Italy.
3:34:43>> It's crazy you get points for that. It's
3:34:45crazy you get points for that when it's
3:34:47like your logic was just dead off.
3:34:51>> I guess my logic was dead off.
3:35:01Oh.
3:35:10There's a tukt talk. What does that tell
3:35:12you?
3:35:13>> H
3:35:14>> What do you mean there's a tukt?
3:35:18>> There's a tuk talk.
3:35:19>> What do you mean, brother? I'm good. I
3:35:21literally won.
3:35:23>> You were close.
3:35:26>> I wanted to go near Lima, but that
3:35:28looked like in the middle of nowhere to
3:35:30me.
3:35:32My strategy is kind of just fast
3:35:34guessing and kind of forcing you to just
3:35:36make uh
3:35:37>> a stupid guess. It makes sense
3:35:40in general really.
3:35:42>> I mean it makes sense how it is. You
3:35:44know what I mean?
3:35:52>> No clue.
3:35:59>> Oh my god.
3:36:0111 points. I'll take I'll take the 11
3:36:03points off.
3:36:04>> That's crazy. That was California. I was
3:36:06almost confident I was going to go in
3:36:08Canada or somewhere around there.
3:36:15Woof.
3:36:16I got nothing to work here.
3:36:20This is bad news bears for me.
3:36:31B.
3:36:33>> [ __ ] hell, dude.
3:36:35You're not that bad.
3:36:38>> No, I remember when trees are covering
3:36:40me and every like this is just [ __ ]
3:36:42so screwed.
3:36:46>> I'm not You're not able to move, bro.
3:36:49Don't disrespect yourself.
3:36:50>> I'm unable to move. And this is just
3:36:52like where the [ __ ] am I?
3:36:57Like
3:36:59I I'm staring at a car and that's it.
3:37:04Bro, you're moving around the whole
3:37:06[ __ ] world right now.
3:37:09I'm surely losing this round.
3:37:12>> Bang.
3:37:14>> Got
3:37:16Je.
3:37:20>> Run it back. Run it back.
3:37:21>> Mhm. Mhm.
3:37:24>> Bro, it's [ __ ] 21. And I
3:37:26>> Is it first to three or is it best?
3:37:28>> It's best of five. So first of three.
3:37:31>> Okay.
3:37:43This doesn't have much le
3:37:50Oh my god, man. Like this is just
3:37:54>> You might be me here. I have no idea
3:37:55where we're at right now.
3:37:56>> I'm not I'm not knowing it. I mean,
3:37:59like, you have more info than I do.
3:38:01>> We're in [ __ ] Germany, bro. That
3:38:03looked poor as [ __ ] I was just going
3:38:05like on the edge of Russia, just
3:38:07assuming we were in some like Slavic
3:38:08area.
3:38:10>> Yeah. Dizzy, [snorts]
3:38:11though.
3:38:13>> Oh my god. Like, you're lying, dude.
3:38:16What the hell?
3:38:21>> Where could this be?
3:38:34I feel like I have to go.
3:38:38I'm wrong. I'm wrong,
3:38:43bro. Looks so much warmer. Banger.
3:38:48Bang.
3:38:50Come on.
3:38:53This is getting This is getting very
3:38:55sad.
3:38:59And you wanted to do no move, no pan, no
3:39:01zoom. I'm spawning on a bridge. Yeah.
3:39:03Like, okay, let me figure out where the
3:39:05[ __ ] I am from this.
3:39:10Like, this is absurd.
3:39:19Excuse me.
3:39:27Oh my god. Like, where the [ __ ] is this?
3:39:33I like I just I don't know.
3:39:44>> Yeah, we're like in the middle of the
3:39:46desert.
3:39:50I'm not know
3:39:54we're in [ __ ]
3:39:56bro. I saw a truck and we're in the
3:39:58desert and I was like, "Okay, maybe
3:40:00we're in the US.
3:40:21Can't even look at the sign, bro.
3:40:26>> Yeah, I lost.
3:40:30>> Bang.
3:40:32Times two. Bang. Come on, man.
3:40:35>> I I also think I'm just getting horrible
3:40:36RNG. There's no signs. There's nothing.
3:40:38I'm staring at a person in a road. Like,
3:40:40what is this, bro?
3:40:53literally just instant gas. Yep. GG.
3:40:57If I see the sign. Yeah, maybe I'm
3:40:59[ __ ] actually straight dick at
3:41:01geoger.
3:41:07BANG. [screaming]
3:41:08BANG. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
3:41:11OUT. YAY.
3:41:14Let's go. First of three. [ __ ]
3:41:17>> Jeff. Uh, Turbo and Pray for the sub for
3:41:20the three. Smiley Daniel is getting
3:41:22>> I'm not reading any bits right now.
3:41:24Dexter, Icy for the sub. Jillian, XT,
3:41:25God, and Sky, thank you for the three.
3:41:27This is actually just like a sad Broy,
3:41:28bro. Dude, like that was just like I I
3:41:31mean I, you know, I lost and I
3:41:32understand I lost there, but it was just
3:41:34like what, you know, what am I going to
3:41:35do?
3:41:36>> Three. I beat you.
3:41:38>> Sorry, I was I don't know what you're
3:41:40saying.
3:41:41No, you're good. You're good. You'll
3:41:42live. You'll live. You'll live.
3:41:44>> No, it's like actually over because
3:41:45Fortnite, you have an edge. Brawl
3:41:46Hollow, you have an edge. Valerant, you
3:41:48probably have an edge. The only thing
3:41:49that I could spell being
3:41:52>> It was also just like that was just
3:41:53probably the worst three games of
3:41:54Geogaster I think I've ever played. Like
3:41:56I'm in no mood and I'm spawning on a
3:41:58road looking at a tree in one car and
3:42:00maybe a dude that could be Hispanic,
3:42:02Vietnamese, Thailand, Indonesian, uh, or
3:42:05[ __ ] Peruvian. And I'm staring at him
3:42:08and his [ __ ] hat and his shirt and
3:42:09I'm trying to guess what type of [ __ ]
3:42:10ethnicity this guy is because you're
3:42:12able to just [ __ ] move three feet
3:42:14over and look at a sign. And I'm sitting
3:42:16here staring at this dude on whether or
3:42:17not he looks [crying] Mexican. YEP.
3:42:25[screaming]
3:42:26>> JOE, STOP. JOE. [crying]
3:42:29JOE, STOP. SERIOUSLY, JOE, you need to
3:42:33chill. JOE, I SAID STOP.
3:42:36JOE, SERIOUSLY,
3:42:39STOP. OKAY, YOU'RE DONE. NO, NO, JOE.
3:42:43NO,
3:42:47>> JOE. CHILL. CHILL. CHILL. CHILL. CHILL.
3:42:48CHILL. CHILL. CHILL. CHILL. CHILL.
3:42:49CHILL. OKAY, JOE. OKAY. OKAY. I'm choose
3:42:52the gym that we both got. Come on.
3:42:53Chill. Okay, we're done. We're done,
3:42:56bro. Chill. Okay. Holy crap.
3:43:00Jesus.
3:43:04>> Are you done?
3:43:09All right. So, I am I'm gonna choose
3:43:12Valerant Skirmish. Uh because there's no
3:43:15chance I win this, bro. Bro, like
3:43:16there's not even a point in choosing a
3:43:18game that I'm confident in
3:43:20>> because I at least need to win one of
3:43:22the games that you're not confident in
3:43:24or that you are confident in because I
3:43:26if I take you to Roblox spelling be and
3:43:28I win, okay, it's 32 and you're just
3:43:30going to take me to some other [ __ ] So,
3:43:32I might as well just play like Valerant
3:43:34and then you're probably gonna take me
3:43:36to Brahala or Fortnite and it'll just be
3:43:38>> I don't play Joe. Why do you
3:43:41>> Wait, Joe. Why do you think I'm good at
3:43:42Brahala? That's very
3:43:44>> Because you were actively talking about
3:43:45how good you are at Smash and they're
3:43:47basically
3:43:48>> No, I'm not I'm not good at Smash.
3:43:51>> All right. So, we're going to go to
3:43:52we're going to go to Valerant and then
3:43:54if I win that, it'll be 32 and you'll
3:43:56probably choose Fortnite or Balhalla.
3:43:58You're not going to choose Roblox
3:43:59spelling be and you're not going to
3:44:00choose Fall Guys win. So,
3:44:03>> hold on. I'm updating my game.
3:44:07So, you're my favorite like content
3:44:09creator, I think.
3:44:11>> Dude, I am not happy right now.
3:44:18>> Well, I didn't ask you if you were
3:44:19happy. I asked you I I just I I didn't
3:44:22ask you a question. I just said like
3:44:24you're one of my favorite like you know
3:44:26what I mean content creators [snorts]
3:44:30>> and to be able to beat you in a broy bro
3:44:32is like amazing. [sighs]
3:44:35>> It says I need to restart it says I need
3:44:37to restart my computer for Valerant. I'm
3:44:39actually going to [ __ ] break my
3:44:41computer. I hate Riot Games. I hate Riot
3:44:44Games. Riot Games, you are absolute
3:44:46[ __ ] garbage company. League of
3:44:49Legends is absolute dog piss. Terrible.
3:44:52Every time Valerant needs an update,
3:44:54which is every three days, you have to
3:44:56restart your PC so they can install
3:44:57their [ __ ] ass Annie cheat. Uh, this is
3:45:00the most annoying thing in the world.
3:45:03Uh, quite possibly ever. Um, but yeah.
3:45:08>> So, we're not allowed to play Valerant?
3:45:10>> No, I'm I'd restart my computer,
3:45:13>> but then I have to end my
3:45:14>> Are you No, no, no, no, no. You're gonna
3:45:16Are you going to make it in time? Like
3:45:18the
3:45:21Like, how do I explain it? Are you going
3:45:22to make it inside?
3:45:23>> No. During the during the me, Jinxy,
3:45:25Ron, and Jason Broy, bro, I also had to
3:45:27restart my PC and I just ended my stream
3:45:29and restarted.
3:45:30>> Are you sure?
3:45:32>> I mean, I could just egg it on and then
3:45:34not play it, but like at some point,
3:45:38we're going to have to play it.
3:45:41We We could do something else if you'd
3:45:42like. I don't I don't I don't mind.
3:45:45No, I don't want to play CS. I'm not
3:45:47good at CS, nor am I good at Valerin,
3:45:49but CS is is is RNG. Like, shooting a
3:45:53gun in CS is like,
3:45:54>> bro, you see what I mean? Like, you are
3:45:56Oh my god, dude. You might be a
3:45:58psychopath, Yugi. I'm not even going to
3:46:00lie.
3:46:01>> You're like, you actually might be a
3:46:03psychopath. You might be a chronic liar.
3:46:05Like, it know I'm [laughter] actually so
3:46:07serious. This is the craziest [ __ ] ever
3:46:08because when we started when you picked
3:46:10Valerant, you go, "Oh, we're about even.
3:46:11I'm silver." And then you said, "I'm not
3:46:13picking CS. I'm not good at CS."
3:46:15indicating that you think you're good at
3:46:16Valerant, but then you downplayed your
3:46:18skill in Valerant and said you were
3:46:19silver and you just said CS is is
3:46:21[ __ ] RNG when Valerant's more RNG
3:46:23than CS. I'm gonna restart my PC. I'll
3:46:26be back in a minute. That was the
3:46:27craziest [ __ ] ever.
3:46:28>> All right, bro. I'll be waiting.
3:46:34>> Oh,
3:46:34>> I am back.
3:46:38>> How you feeling, Joe?
3:46:40>> I'm not gonna lie, bro.
3:46:43Just end me here, man. Just just just
3:46:46[ __ ] cut the throat out, brother.
3:46:49This game is
3:46:50>> What do you mean?
3:46:51>> It's so chopped.
3:46:55I'm down 3-1. I feel like a comeback.
3:46:58Like, you have to win one game. Like, I
3:47:01have to win the next three games in a
3:47:03row to be able to [ __ ] beat you.
3:47:06Yeah,
3:47:06>> me losing Geoger and Rocket League is
3:47:09like the worst possible thing.
3:47:13>> And you you lost Rocket League in the
3:47:14final seconds.
3:47:15>> I lost I lost Rocket League in the last
3:47:18five seconds cuz I didn't aerial soon
3:47:20enough.
3:47:22>> Like that wasn't good enough. So you
3:47:24just weren't good enough.
3:47:25>> I wasn't good enough. But I'm going to
3:47:27be I'm going to be so genuine. I think
3:47:29I'm a better Rocket League player than
3:47:31you. I think if we play that back, I
3:47:33think I'm a better player. I think I'm a
3:47:35better
3:47:36>> Yeah. But if you're better than me, then
3:47:37how did you lose? Because then if you're
3:47:40better than me, how did you lose?
3:47:41>> Because there's always a chance that you
3:47:43could lose, man. There's always a chance
3:47:44that you could win. I think if we played
3:47:45100 games, I think if we play you
3:47:47weren't better than me, bro.
3:47:48>> I think if we played 100 games, I would
3:47:50win 65 of them. I think I am better than
3:47:53you at Rocket League.
3:47:54>> We played three games, you lost two.
3:47:56Sadly, you're just not better than me.
3:47:58>> Do you know what a sample size is? What
3:47:59happened to when you got your masters at
3:48:01USC and you APPARENTLY THE CLASS NAMED
3:48:04SCIENCE WHEN YOU CLAIM TO TAKE SCIENCE?
3:48:08>> WHAT ARE YOU [screaming] IN? [ __ ] IT.
3:48:10[crying]
3:48:14Joe
3:48:16tail.
3:48:28[sighs]
3:48:30Yugi, if we were in a soccer match
3:48:32together, I think I would willingly get
3:48:33red carded just to foul [laughter] you.
3:48:36I think I would willingly get red
3:48:38carded. I would get fined so I could
3:48:40just [ __ ] swipe you out from your
3:48:42knees.
3:48:45Oh my god, bro. Joe. Oh my god. This is
3:48:49bad. Wait, let me add you. What's your
3:48:50thing?
3:48:51>> I'M LAUNCHING VALERANT. I HAD TO RESTART
3:48:53MY COMPUTER so I could [ __ ] update
3:48:55it. Give me a second.
3:48:59>> Chill. Just know that I'm enjoying this.
3:49:03>> Yo, I got to say this, too. I got to say
3:49:04this, too. If I lose and I have to play
3:49:06FNAF 2, you got to give me like uh I got
3:49:08to schedule that [ __ ] because I'm in LA
3:49:11>> AND I'M GONE [groaning and screaming]
3:49:12and I have to order the bunny suit. I'll
3:49:14do it though. I promise you I'll
3:49:16>> I'll do it before the end of August. On
3:49:18God,
3:49:19>> bro. I I'm going to watch your stream
3:49:20when you're doing when you're doing the
3:49:22um
3:49:22>> Yeah. And you're going to me so hard.
3:49:23And guess what? You're going to get
3:49:24[ __ ] bit.
3:49:28>> What's your user?
3:49:30>> Wait. Oh, hold on. I got you. My user is
3:49:33Yugi2X.
3:49:34i.
3:49:37>> I ly.
3:49:39>> Yeah, I as in I love you. Abbreviated.
3:49:41Yeah.
3:49:41>> Such a cornball, dude.
3:49:44>> Sent you a friend request.
3:49:46>> All right, let me let me let me invite
3:49:47you, bro. I'mma put it on Central. Okay.
3:49:51>> So, what's Central Oregon?
3:49:54>> NO. I OH MY GOD.
3:49:58Central would be like Texas, bro. What?
3:50:01You got to be rage. Benny, you just
3:50:02said, "What is central Oregon?"
3:50:07>> Bro, you need to breathe. Seriously, I'm
3:50:09not even jo. You need to breathe.
3:50:12>> It's about Illinois. Illinois would be
3:50:14like central.
3:50:16>> No, no, no, no. Central would be Texas.
3:50:22>> Like Dallas, bro. Just check the pings,
3:50:25bro. Hold up.
3:50:27What are you doing? You're just queuing
3:50:28us for a game. Oh my god. Oh, wait. I
3:50:31know you're killing us for skirmish,
3:50:33bro. What the [ __ ] [laughter]
3:50:36>> When are we going to start playing
3:50:37[ __ ] Valerant Swift play and
3:50:39targeting games?
3:50:40>> Holy [ __ ]
3:50:42>> Oh my god.
3:50:44>> Hey, good luck. Good luck.
3:50:45>> What are we playing to? What are we
3:50:47playing to? [laughter] What?
3:50:48>> Uh, are we doing
3:50:51How long does this go?
3:50:52>> We should just do like first to 20.
3:50:55>> Oh, this goes up to 10. So
3:50:57>> So we'll do best of three. Best of
3:50:59three.
3:50:59>> So we'll be best at three. Yeah, I'm
3:51:01down.
3:51:01>> Okay, this ends at 10.
3:51:04>> Yeah,
3:51:05>> it doesn't matter what agent I pick,
3:51:06right?
3:51:07>> Uh I believe not. I don't play I don't
3:51:10play this game.
3:51:11>> YOU'RE JOE. YOU'RE A LEVEL 158. You're
3:51:13weird. It doesn't matter, bro. I'm not
3:51:16good at Valerant. I'm not good at
3:51:18>> I guess you're not good at Valerant,
3:51:19brother. You're a level 158.
3:51:22>> And guess what? The P the PC monitor is
3:51:23getting slid towards my [ __ ] face
3:51:25right now.
3:51:27>> I don't
3:51:29know. This is cringe. Genuinely, this is
3:51:31cringe. I'm not even
3:51:32>> back. That's stupid. I'm not that much
3:51:34of a sweat.
3:51:36>> And then
3:51:38>> No, I don't have I don't have a lot of
3:51:39skins. Only a little bit.
3:51:52>> Like, you're so cringe, bro.
3:51:54>> I'm not cringe, bro. That's one kill. Oh
3:51:57my god. You're playing the little
3:51:59crybaby sound, bro. That's like I I feel
3:52:01like you just have infinite clips of you
3:52:03whining, bro.
3:52:07>> BRO, THAT THAT'S SO CRINGE, BRO.
3:52:11>> Stay out of my
3:52:14>> seriously. Seriously, bro.
3:52:15>> And you cue Raina, dude.
3:52:21>> You're playing, aren't you?
3:52:26>> No. Oh, I'm waiting for you to pop out
3:52:28so we can fight. You're playing behind.
3:52:30>> Yo, you're level 255 and you're hiding
3:52:32your level. You're
3:52:34>> I guess I'm level 255.
3:52:35>> You are a dork. I'm actually Hold up.
3:52:38What? Before we start next game, I'm
3:52:40looking at your [ __ ] career and if
3:52:41you beat my [ __ ] immortal, I'm
3:52:43actually hopping out of this ball
3:52:45because you lied and said you were
3:52:46silver, too.
3:52:47>> Literally, I'M HOPPING OUT OF THIS. YOU
3:52:50BETTER PRAY TO GOD.
3:52:52>> NO, JOE. JO,
3:52:55>> right now I'm gold.
3:52:57>> Right now you're gold. I don't give a
3:52:58[ __ ] You literally said you
3:53:00>> Oh my god, bro. You are a chronic liar.
3:53:02WHAT? LIKE IT'S LIKE you Jason. Like I
3:53:05can't I can't do I can't bro LA
3:53:07[ __ ] I
3:53:09>> I can't I can't bro LA people. It's just
3:53:12like it's just so chopped.
3:53:18>> I'm gold. I'm literally gold. I'm not
3:53:20even trolling. I'm literally gold.
3:53:22>> What did you peak?
3:53:24>> Huh?
3:53:25>> What did you peek?
3:53:26>> Why does that matter?
3:53:32>> You see how Wait, why does that matter?
3:53:39>> Joe, why does that matter, Joe? Explain
3:53:42to me why that matters.
3:53:52Bro, I just want to call it GG's, bro.
3:53:54Send me a [ __ ] bunny outfit, dude.
3:53:57>> Like I I just Dude,
3:54:10>> let's make him dance.
3:54:16This isn't a broy, bro. This is a bro
3:54:18crybaby,
3:54:22>> bro. It's not It's not a Broie crybaby.
3:54:25Like, you are a liar, Yugi. Like, not
3:54:27even on some content [ __ ] You are a
3:54:29liar, bro. Like, somebody could flip it.
3:54:31You're a liar. Like, you are a liar.
3:54:32>> Why is she crying? Yo, yo, seriously,
3:54:35you're a liar. That's just say you're a
3:54:37liar and it's fine. I UNDERSTAND. YO,
3:54:39I'M A man of my [ __ ] WORD. SHUT THE
3:54:42[ __ ] UP FOR 4 SECONDS. GENUINELY, SHUT
3:54:45THE [ __ ] up. I am a man of my word and I
3:54:47will [ __ ] do FNAF and with the bunny
3:54:49suit, whatever. [ __ ] hell. Sure, I
3:54:52lost. But stop with this [ __ ] hustle
3:54:54ass [ __ ] You're saying no. [ __ ]
3:54:57You peaked immortal, bro. And you lied
3:54:59and you said you peaked silver. You did.
3:55:02You lied. You said you peaked silver.
3:55:04You said you peaked silver. You [ __ ]
3:55:06said you peaked silver. YOU SAID THAT
3:55:08FLAT OUT. YOU [ __ ] LIED. [screaming]
3:55:10>> YOU'RE GOOD, JOE. YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE
3:55:12GOOD, JOE. You're good. You're good.
3:55:13You're good. Joe, you're good.
3:55:19Joe, you're good,
3:55:27[laughter]
3:55:29bro.
3:55:31Oh my god. Joe, actually, what the [ __ ]
3:55:35Wait, Jo, are you down to void this
3:55:37[ __ ] Let's void this game.
3:55:38>> I don't want to void [ __ ] bro. I just
3:55:40don't want to play. Like I'm genuinely
3:55:41done at this point. Like I'm not content
3:55:43[ __ ] bro. You lied.
3:55:44>> No, Joe. Come on.
3:55:46>> You lied like a hundred times.
3:55:49>> Let's void. You're un like you are
3:55:52unlabable, bro. YOU ARE UNPLAYABLE.
3:55:54>> NO, NO, NO. JOE, I BEAT YOU AT
3:55:57GEOGESSER. SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. STOP
3:56:00CRYING. I BEAT YOU AT GEOGESSER. IT
3:56:03DOESN'T MATTER IF I LIE, YOU BASTARD.
3:56:06BECAUSE EVEN IF WE VOID THIS GAME, WE
3:56:08CAN GO TO BRAHALA. YOU [ __ ] [ __ ]
3:56:11[laughter] I BEAT YOU AT YOUR BEST
3:56:13[ __ ] GAME. YOU [ __ ] WHAT ARE YOU
3:56:16TALKING ABOUT? You cry, baby, [ __ ]
3:56:19>> At my best game and I gave you
3:56:21>> I BEAT YOU AT YOUR BEST GAME. I BEAT YOU
3:56:23AT YOUR BEST GAME. I BEAT YOU AT ROCKET
3:56:25LEAGUE. WE CAN VOID THIS GAME AND I'M
3:56:28STILL UP BY TWO. JOE, ADMIT IT. YOU'RE
3:56:31JUST TRASH.
3:56:33>> I YOU BEAT ME. You beat me. You beat me.
3:56:35I destroyed you. We can void Valerant
3:56:37right now. Let's go to Valerant. No,
3:56:39sorry. Let's go to Brawhalla right now.
3:56:42Let's go to Brawhalla. I will [ __ ]
3:56:44beat you. I beat you fair and square.
3:56:47>> But Yugi, okay, you beat me fair and
3:56:49square. Sure. Listen,
3:56:52>> also like I like Yugi, you you're you
3:56:54you like the point of the point of the
3:56:57thing of why I'm complaining is not
3:56:59because you beat me in and I'm losing,
3:57:01right? I am a sore loser, but the reason
3:57:03I'm upset is because you boldfaced lied
3:57:06to me about your rank, similar to how
3:57:08you did in Jinxy's tournament multiple
3:57:10times, and that's why you guys got
3:57:12picked out
3:57:13>> multiple times. Multiple times that
3:57:16wasn't literally you play VALERANT EVERY
3:57:19ONE TIME.
3:57:20>> YOU PLAY VALERANT every season and you
3:57:22play every season. Joe, look at my past.
3:57:27Joey Silvery, I'm looking at your
3:57:31account. Listen, you play all the time.
3:57:33You're you're hiding your level to show
3:57:35that you high your level. You said your
3:57:38level streamed 300 hours. I STREAMED 300
3:57:41HOURS THE PAST 7 MONTHS. What time do I
3:57:44have to play Valerant? What time do I
3:57:46have to play Valerant? I've streamed 300
3:57:49hours the past seven months. Explain to
3:57:52me what time do I have to play Valerant?
3:57:54>> Yugi,
3:57:55>> please tell me. Please,
3:57:57>> bro. That's not like you're like I'm
3:57:59asking you a question and you're
3:58:00answering what color the sky is. You
3:58:02know, like I said, did you did you say
3:58:06you peaked silver too? Yes or no?
3:58:08>> Yes, I did. I did. I did.
3:58:10>> Why did you lie about that?
3:58:12>> Because I thought you I thought you
3:58:13meant I thought you meant What rank am I
3:58:15right now? Right now I am a gold player.
3:58:17It doesn't matter. I'm a gold player.
3:58:18>> You're a gold player.
3:58:19>> Yes, I'm a gold player. Exactly.
3:58:20Exactly. I'm a gold player. Wait, is
3:58:22Wait, Joe. Oh, Joe, let me ask you a
3:58:24question. Yo, Yugi, Yugi, I think you're
3:58:26a funny ass guy and I really [ __ ] with
3:58:28you, but you can't play Roie Bros. If we
3:58:30have handicapped and play, shut the [ __ ]
3:58:32up for 4 seconds.
3:58:33>> Genuinely, shut the [ __ ] up. Answer my
3:58:35question.
3:58:35>> I'm not answering your question. I'm not
3:58:37answering your question. You're sitting
3:58:39gold three not gold.
3:58:40>> Okay, you're gold three. You're gold.
3:58:42But that you're gold three or gold. You
3:58:43said what? You okay, Yugi? You're gold
3:58:46three. Is gold three not gold? Sure. You
3:58:48just said the Oh, I thought you were
3:58:50asking what rank I am RIGHT NOW. YOU
3:58:52STILL LIED EITHER WAY. YOU SAID YOU'RE
3:58:54SILVER.
3:58:54>> THEN LET'S THEN LET'S VOID THAT ONE
3:58:56GAME.
3:58:56>> I DON'T WANT TO BECAUSE EVERY GAME you
3:58:59lie. IT'S NOT THAT YUGI. WE WHY DO WE
3:59:03HAVE HANDICAPER
3:59:05GEOGER? YOU BEAT ME A GEOGER AND I GAVE
3:59:07YOU A HANDICAP BECAUSE I DIDN'T LIE
3:59:09ABOUT MY GEOC INFINITE CRAP. I LET YOU
3:59:12HAVE THAT ONE. WHAT HAPPENED IN FIFA? I
3:59:15PLAYED THE WORST [ __ ] TEAM. WHAT ARE
3:59:18YOU CRYING ABOUT?
3:59:20>> FAIR AND SQUARE. THE VALERISH YOU HAVE
3:59:22>> FAIR SQUARE. I'M A MAN OF MY WORD. I
3:59:26LOST. THAT'S FINE. I lost. I'll play the
3:59:29map, too, bro. I don't want to do this
3:59:31streamer drama [ __ ] bro. I really
3:59:33don't. I'm just done with this.
3:59:34>> Let's have a conversation. Let's not
3:59:35have a yell off. Let's not have a yell
3:59:37off. Ready? Ready? Ready?
3:59:37>> I don't want to do this, dude.
3:59:39>> Let's have a yell off.
3:59:40>> I wanted to have a fun broy, bro, and
3:59:41end stream, bro. And now we're sitting
3:59:43here arguing about you being a [ __ ]
3:59:44liar. And
3:59:45>> No, no, no. We're not arguing. We're not
3:59:47arguing. Let's Let's have a
3:59:48conversation. Okay, let's not get loud.
3:59:50Okay, listen. Okay. You lost. Sorry. You
3:59:53lost Fortnite. Oh, sorry. No, so you
3:59:55didn't lose Fortnite. You lost
3:59:56Geogesser. That's fair and square. I
3:59:58know you're not arguing that.
3:59:59>> But I lost Geogesser, bro. But you,
4:00:01Yugi, the equivalent of what you just
4:00:03did in Valerant is me saying that I
4:00:05never played Geogesser a day in my life.
4:00:07>> That's what That's what the equivalent
4:00:09would be. It's scamming. It's Why are we
4:00:12avoiding it when we could have just been
4:00:14honest in the beginning? This is why you
4:00:16flake on me four [ __ ] times to play
4:00:18this [ __ ]
4:00:19>> THAT'S WHY WE AVOIDED NO. NO. THAT'S why
4:00:20we VOID AVOID IT, BRO. I don't want to
4:00:24play. That's why we void it. THAT'S WHY
4:00:25I DON'T WANT TO PLAY. You lost, brother.
4:00:27Brother, what you're doing is you're
4:00:29you're you're what you call it? You're
4:00:30stick picking or not sticking. I forgot
4:00:32what it's called. You're you're
4:00:32literally just picking nitpicking.
4:00:34You're nitpicking, brother. No, no, no,
4:00:35no. You're string pulling or what is it
4:00:37called? Uh stick pulling. You're pulling
4:00:39THINGS THAT YOU'RE UPSET THAT you lost
4:00:41geoger. Now you're trying to cry about
4:00:43how you lost in Valerant. We could
4:00:45easily void that. I don't I've been rage
4:00:48care that I lost in Gio.
4:00:50>> I've been rage baiting you the whole
4:00:51time. Now you're rage baiting me the
4:00:53whole time, bro. Bing is fine. You're
4:00:56making it a thing. No, you're making a
4:00:58thing that is fine. You almost beat me
4:01:00in Rocket League. You lost. You lost in
4:01:03Geogesser. You lost.
4:01:04>> When did I ever say I When did I say I
4:01:07didn't When did I say I I didn't lose
4:01:09when I when I took my loss in infinite
4:01:11whatever. Yes, I understand the lie. I
4:01:13understand the lie. But brother, it's
4:01:14not that serious. It's not that serious.
4:01:16We can easily go to another game. We can
4:01:19easily go to another game.
4:01:20>> Is that serious? Because I asked
4:01:22>> because I said, "Jugi, what was your
4:01:24rank? What peak rank?" Silver two I
4:01:26don't play.
4:01:27>> And then I knew you were lying. I knew
4:01:29you were LYING BECAUSE WHEN I SAID THAT
4:01:31I COULDN'T PLAY VALERANT. WHEN I SAID
4:01:33THAT I COULDN'T play Valerant, you
4:01:34refused to play CS because you said I'm
4:01:36bad at CS, which in your head you knew
4:01:39that you were Mortal One Peak in
4:01:41Valerant and lied. JUST PLAY, BRO. IT'S
4:01:45NOT GOOD CONTENT IF YOU LIE. WHY ARE WE
4:01:48HERE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE? WHY ARE YOU
4:01:51LYING? JUST PLAY. HOW IS THE [ __ ]
4:01:54POINT OF WHO'S THE BETTER GAMER GOING TO
4:01:57BE IF WE'RE [ __ ] GIVING PEOPLE
4:01:58HANDICAPS? YOU SHOULD HAVE g me LIKE
4:02:00NINE KILLS IN VALERANT, BRO.
4:02:02>> I knew I knew you were going to find out
4:02:04and crash out. That's the reason, Joe.
4:02:06THE REASON I DID IT IS BECAUSE
4:02:09I'VE been raped. Why didn't you just Why
4:02:11didn't you just not lie and just give me
4:02:13a handicap in the game like I did?
4:02:14>> I'm not going to yell at you, bro. Okay,
4:02:16I'm going to speak I'm going to speak as
4:02:17normal as ever. I'm going to speak as
4:02:18I'm going just I'm I'm going to bring
4:02:19down my tone. I'm going to bring down my
4:02:20tone. Ready? Ready? Ready? Brother the I
4:02:23knew you were going to find out I'm
4:02:24immortal. If I really truly wanted to
4:02:26lie, I'd hop on an alt account and make
4:02:28it. No, brother. I wanted you to find
4:02:30out so you could get mad and it could be
4:02:32funny because so we can both yell at
4:02:34each other, brother. So we could both Of
4:02:36course it's NOT GOING TO BE FUNNY CUZ
4:02:37YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING RAGE BAITED. OF
4:02:39COURSE IT'S NOT FUNNY. OF COURSE. OF
4:02:41COURSE IT'S NOT FUNNY CUZ YOU'RE THE ONE
4:02:43GETTING [ __ ] RAGE BAITED. THAT'S THE
4:02:45POINT. I WANT YOU TO GET MAD SO WE CAN
4:02:47BOTH YELL AT EACH OTHER AND THEN GO INTO
4:02:48ANOTHER GAME. JOE, I'M 31ING YOU RIGHT
4:02:51NOW. You even said it yourself. WHY?
4:02:53JOE, WHY are you so upset if it's over?
4:02:56Brother. [ __ ] My [ __ ] Sorry,
4:02:58brother. Please. Please. Brother, I knew
4:03:00you were going to find out. Clearly.
4:03:02Yes. Is it a lie? Yes, bro. But it's not
4:03:04as serious. It's not like a $10,000
4:03:06thing. Uhhuh. But it's like it's like
4:03:07there's a but I'm not bro. But Yugi, you
4:03:11say you watch me, bro. You watch my
4:03:12content. You've seen my other broy bros.
4:03:15You know I'm not that guy, bro. I'm not.
4:03:17If I'm a man, I'm a very competitive
4:03:19guy. And I'm very honest. You've seen me
4:03:21in Jinx these games. I am very honest
4:03:23about my skill level. And we set this
4:03:25[ __ ] up. We set this [ __ ] up. And you
4:03:27actually lie to me for you lied to me
4:03:31multiple times outside of that about
4:03:32your skill level in certain games.
4:03:34>> Joe. Joe. Number one. It's just weird.
4:03:37Why would you say you're silver? Why
4:03:39would you say you was silver, TOO? YOU
4:03:42[ __ ] SAID YOU WERE SILVER, TOO
4:03:44MULTIPLE TIMES. YOU'RE IMMORTAL ONE
4:03:45PEAKED. YOU'RE LEVEL 250 in the game.
4:03:47WHAT THE [ __ ] AND THEN NO. SHUT THE
4:03:49[ __ ] UP FOR 4 SECONDS.
4:03:52>> SHUT UP. [screaming]
4:03:54>> YOU SAID, "OH, you're just a crybaby
4:03:56loser. I beat your ass IN JAILER." NO
4:03:58[ __ ] YOU BEAT MY ASS. I had no move. I
4:04:00couldn't see anything. You [ __ ] dork.
4:04:02IF WE WERE PLAYING VALERIE, NO HANDICAP,
4:04:04AND YOU'RE [ __ ] 100 LEVELS higher
4:04:06than me,
4:04:06>> Joe. JOE, WHY ARE YOU hate farming me? I
4:04:08love you, Joe. Joe. Joe, I love you,
4:04:11bro. Why do you Why are you hate farming
4:04:13me, Joe? I LOVE YOU.
4:04:14>> I HATE FARMING YOU, YUGI.
4:04:16>> I'M NOT HATE FARMING. How am I hate
4:04:18farming you?
4:04:19>> You want me to explain or are you going
4:04:20to yell when I'm in the middle of my
4:04:21sentence?
4:04:22>> I'm not going to yell in your middle of
4:04:23your sentence. I'm not hate farming you,
4:04:24Yugi. I don't hate you, bro. This is
4:04:26just
4:04:26>> I'm about to I'm about to explain it to
4:04:28you, Joe. You managed to tie this to the
4:04:31Jinxy situation. You managed to tie it.
4:04:34I knew you were going to find out. Do I
4:04:36apologize for lying? I take
4:04:37accountability.
4:04:37>> I mentioned one time how you lied about
4:04:39your skill in in a in a Jinxy tournament
4:04:41on Rainbow.
4:04:42>> BROTHER, YOU HAVE 15K VIEWERS. You know
4:04:44[laughter] they want me to be honest or
4:04:47do you want me to be PR?
4:04:49>> Bro, I'm not I
4:04:51>> They've been hating ON ME THE WHOLE PRO,
4:04:53BRO. AND I'VE BEEN SITTING THERE PUTTING
4:04:54A SMILE ON MY FACE BECAUSE ALL I WANT TO
4:04:57DO IS PROVIDE [ __ ] ENTER [ __ ]
4:05:00ENTERTAINMENT EVERY TIME. SO DON'T TELL
4:05:03ME. DON'T TELL ME. OKAY, LISTEN. I'M
4:05:05RAGE BITTING YOU. I WANTED YOU TO GET
4:05:07UPSET SO WE COULD BOTH YELL AT EACH
4:05:09OTHER. YES. BUT THEN YOU MANAGED TO
4:05:10CONNECT it with the Jinx situation. I
4:05:12didn't think it was going to be as
4:05:13serious. Why? Cuz it's a brother v
4:05:15brother. We're both trying to have a
4:05:18good time.
4:05:18>> Yes. Yes. But then why put a punishment
4:05:20Why put a punishment on the line? Why
4:05:22have a wager? Why have a wager?
4:05:25>> Joe, you're acting like I told you to
4:05:26cut off. You're acting like I'm telling
4:05:28you to go bald. Joe, you have to put a
4:05:30main principle of statement. The
4:05:33principle of the statement. If there's
4:05:34[ __ ] $5 on the line, I don't care if
4:05:36I'm a [ __ ] millionaire. I don't care
4:05:37if I make money. If there's a wager, if
4:05:40there is a wager and you're lying about
4:05:43how good you are about at a game, that's
4:05:46corny. It's not funny. It's not content.
4:05:49It's just lying,
4:05:49>> brother.
4:05:51>> Yes, it's lying. But my goal, bro, is to
4:05:53upset each other. Literally, I have I
4:05:55not been rage baiting you the whole
4:05:56time.
4:05:57>> Yes or no?
4:05:58>> You've been rage baiting me the whole
4:05:59time. But I don't care if you rage bait
4:06:00me when you beat me in a game if you're
4:06:02true to your word about how good you are
4:06:04at that game.
4:06:05>> I knew you were going to find No. No.
4:06:07But then why didn't you just say, "Oh,
4:06:09I'll give you a handicap."
4:06:10>> Is it because we chose Valerant?
4:06:13>> Like if I would have said, "Okay, I'm in
4:06:14Mortal Peak." Would we have we would
4:06:16have chosen another game? Is that it?
4:06:19>> Is that Is that what is that? What? Is
4:06:20it is it
4:06:21>> if you had been honest about your skill
4:06:23in Valerant, it would have just been you
4:06:25get like I get a kill lead. Like you
4:06:27could have just done that. Like when me
4:06:29and Jinxy played Ron and Jason, we were
4:06:31true to our word about how good we were
4:06:33at the games that we played and the
4:06:35opposing team got a handicap according.
4:06:38So why couldn't you just have said I'm
4:06:40immortal in Valerant, but I'll give you
4:06:42like a a four kill lead, a five kill
4:06:44lead. I would have been fine with that.
4:06:46I don't care that you're rage baiting me
4:06:47because you
4:06:48>> we did the same thing in EFC. We did We
4:06:50changed it up. We changed it up in EFC.
4:06:53I'm not even complaining about EFC. I
4:06:55wanted to move on.
4:06:56>> But I'm giving you I'm giving you I'm
4:06:58giving you like an example. I switched
4:07:00teams. I switched teams. I switched
4:07:02teams in EFC because I noticed that I
4:07:04was running a better team, but they were
4:07:06both the same rating. Boom. It was okay.
4:07:08Even though I go you 40. I destroyed you
4:07:1140 when you were playing Barca and I
4:07:13used that and I still restarted the game
4:07:15because I wanted to make it longer. I
4:07:16know it wasn't fun but I wanted to make
4:07:18it longer. Right. Boom. Now what is the
4:07:20difference? Like there's a like Yes, I
4:07:22lied. Yes, I lied.
4:07:24>> The reason that I'm upset the reason
4:07:25that I'm upset is because I just wanted
4:07:27to bro you have fun. If I lost, I lost.
4:07:30If I didn't, I didn't. When you do [ __ ]
4:07:32like this, But when you do [ __ ] like
4:07:34this, you're saying I'm starting
4:07:36something. No, but you I didn't make it
4:07:39anything, man. Regardless of what I had
4:07:42said, the second my viewers found out
4:07:43you were immortal, they're the ones that
4:07:45are going to crash out. I'm not making
4:07:46them hate farm you. You did that by
4:07:49boldfaced lying.
4:07:50>> I'm not even trying to like No. No.
4:07:52>> I don't want my viewers to hate on you.
4:07:54Anybody of any of my viewers hating on
4:07:55you, send their send their username to
4:07:57me and I'll ban them, dude. I [ __ ] with
4:07:58you, Yugi. I like you, bro. You're a
4:08:01good guy. But this is definitively
4:08:03corny.
4:08:04>> No. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It's corny. Yes. But
4:08:06Joe, I'm not doing this is literally
4:08:08from the very beginning. You could even
4:08:09ask my chat from the very beginning. My
4:08:12bro, my your chat has been going crazy
4:08:14on me. This, that, and the third, right?
4:08:16Have I cared? No. You could even ask my
4:08:18chat. I deafened multiple times and
4:08:20said, "Guys, as long as me and Jo are
4:08:22enjoying it and my chat are enjoying it,
4:08:24that's all I enjoy it regardless." I
4:08:26literally at one time I
4:08:28>> But all I'm saying all I'm saying all
4:08:30I'm saying all I'm saying is what is it,
4:08:32bro? Let's just change the game. Play
4:08:34it. Why do we have to like Dude, I knew
4:08:36you were going to find out. I'm on my
4:08:37medic.
4:08:39Why did you lie? Because my goal, bro,
4:08:41my goal is to rage, bro.
4:08:43>> Oh, your go. Okay, then if your goal is
4:08:45to just hop in call with me and clip
4:08:47farm on me. Why am I playing? I played
4:08:50games and beat you fair and square,
4:08:52brother. Brother,
4:08:54>> but you're actively saying you just want
4:08:56to hop in call to rage bait me. It's
4:08:57like, bro, it's like, okay, you get me.
4:09:01>> No, Joe. Joe, the more the more mad you
4:09:04get, the the more mad you get, it makes
4:09:05me yell at you. You yell at me. It's a
4:09:07good It's just a good environment. It's
4:09:09just a not environment, it's a good
4:09:10>> I'm just saying this. I'm just saying
4:09:12this. I'm just saying this. I'm after I
4:09:13got a 4v4 Brovie bro tomorrow, too.
4:09:15After that, I'm probably done doing BROY
4:09:17BROS. BRO, THIS JUST HAPPENED.
4:09:18>> SEE, THAT'S A HATE FARM, [screaming] JO.
4:09:20THAT'S A HATE FARM.
4:09:21>> THAT'S NOT A HATE FARM. HOW IS THAT A
4:09:23HATE FARM?
4:09:24>> IT'S NOT IT HAPPENED THE SAME THE same
4:09:27[ __ ] happened. The same [ __ ] happened
4:09:30with Fox, man.
4:09:31should happen every [ __ ] hate
4:09:36about somebody complaining and then this
4:09:38>> that's a hate farm. Joe, [snorts]
4:09:41>> do you understand what a hate farm is?
4:09:43Do you understand? So So I just want to
4:09:45I'm Listen, I know you're old enough. I
4:09:46know, bro. Are we How old are you? We're
4:09:47We're We're both 23, right? We're both
4:09:4923.
4:09:49>> 24.
4:09:50>> We're 24. 24, brother. If Listen, let's
4:09:53say a kid sits down. He loves your broy
4:09:55bros. He love your broy bros. Now Yugi
4:09:57is the reason that Yugi is the reason
4:09:59that I would It's not you.
4:10:02>> No, but that you're Bro, that's a
4:10:03>> Yi. Yi, I wish I could teleport out of
4:10:05this situation right now because I know
4:10:07people are going to be clipping this.
4:10:08It's going to be some stupid drama. I
4:10:09don't We can just This isn't drama.
4:10:12[laughter]
4:10:13Joe, this isn't drama to me. Drama, bro.
4:10:16They make it drama.
4:10:17>> Joe, all I want to do is PLAY GAMES WITH
4:10:20YOU. THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHY I DID IT. I
4:10:22don't care, bro. Joe, do you You're
4:10:23champion. You think I give a [ __ ] As
4:10:25long as I'm enjoying it, you're enjoying
4:10:27it. Even if you're getting mad at Rocket
4:10:29League, I I enjoyed it. That's it. I
4:10:31don't give a [ __ ] about Tik Tok. Half of
4:10:32the internet hates me. I don't GIVE A
4:10:34[ __ ] BECAUSE ALL the internet hates me,
4:10:36too. You don't think that [laughter]
4:10:37I've been getting hate in the last
4:10:38[ __ ] month? I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ]
4:10:40>> YOU DON'T THINK THAT I'VE literally been
4:10:41getting Oh my god, BRO.
4:10:43>> LIKE, WHAT? JOE. JOE, ALL I WANT TO DO
4:10:45LITERALLY, THIS IS WHAT THIS IS all this
4:10:46all I could have done. Yogi, you [ __ ]
4:10:48lied. We yell at each other. Ah, boom.
4:10:50We switched the game. We switch to a
4:10:52game that you're strength at. We play
4:10:53finish the bang bang. Okay. Yeah, bro. I
4:10:56apologize for lying and then boom, we
4:10:58fix it. It doesn't have to be drama.
4:11:00[ __ ] drama,
4:11:01>> bro. I don't want drama either. I don't
4:11:03want drama either. I don't want to deal
4:11:04with this [ __ ] right now.
4:11:05>> I I I apolog I apologize for lying. I
4:11:09should not lied about my rank. But I
4:11:11didn't think it was going to I didn't
4:11:12think it was going to be serious. I
4:11:14didn't think it was going to be as
4:11:14serious as it was. But what I will say
4:11:16what I will say I didn't think it was
4:11:17going to be as serious, but I shouldn't
4:11:19have lied about my rank. I didn't think
4:11:20it was going to be as serious. Bro, I
4:11:22repeatedly said we Why are we get I just
4:11:26don't I like Bro,
4:11:27>> no. Listen, Joe, I'll take
4:11:29accountability. I'll take
4:11:30accountability. Listen, my
4:11:31accountability I should I shouldn't have
4:11:33lied. I shouldn't have lied about my
4:11:35Valerant rank. Also, you might think I'm
4:11:37lying about Brawhalla, brother. I've
4:11:39never played Brawhalla on stream,
4:11:41offream, none of that. I've never played
4:11:43Brahala. Never. Never. Never. So, I want
4:11:45you to get out of that. The only thing I
4:11:46lied about was the what is it called?
4:11:48Was the uh uh the Valerie [ __ ] The
4:11:50Valerie. That's the only thing. That's
4:11:52the only thing I will take
4:11:53accountability. It I didn't think it was
4:11:55going to be as serious because it's a
4:11:57bro v bro and I thought you you know
4:11:58what I mean? But I should not have lied
4:12:00about my rank. I didn't think it was
4:12:01going to be serious. Still, I'm here to
4:12:03tell you I do not lie. I did not lie
4:12:06about
4:12:06>> I don't want my audience to hate on you.
4:12:08I don't want my audience to hate farm
4:12:10you. I'm not trying to hate farm you. I
4:12:12just think that if we're doing it for
4:12:14content, there's a level of rage bait.
4:12:16That's fine. But it's not rage bait to
4:12:19just
4:12:20>> lie about a rank. That's not rage bait.
4:12:22That's like that's just cheating. That's
4:12:24that's legitimately what it would be.
4:12:26>> But I wasn't going to I wasn't going to
4:12:29if you're going at surface value, it
4:12:30would be hustling someone,
4:12:33>> which is what I was complaining about in
4:12:35the beginning when you're asking about
4:12:37previous rows. I just want people to be
4:12:40real about what rank they are in a game.
4:12:42And you said silver, too. It wasn't even
4:12:44like a small lie like you were like,
4:12:46"Oh, diamonds." Like you said you were
4:12:49like silver.
4:12:50>> Like
4:12:53>> I It's just like it's an extreme
4:12:55exactation.
4:12:56>> I took I took I'm I took accountability.
4:12:58I'm saying like yes, I shouldn't have
4:12:59lied about my rank, but I didn't know I
4:13:01didn't think it was going to be as
4:13:02serious because this is bro. I wasn't
4:13:03going to take the win. At the end of the
4:13:04day, I would have even been down to
4:13:06change [ __ ] Valerant with chess. Just
4:13:09put chess in there. Just put chess in
4:13:11there and then whatchamacallit then you
4:13:12have the strength just because I lied.
4:13:14But I didn't, bro. I didn't think it was
4:13:16going to be as serious as it is. Like I
4:13:18didn't think we were going to make a
4:13:19connection to me lying.
4:13:21>> What upsets I what upsets me is like I
4:13:24like I get there's a level of rage bait
4:13:25where it still remains friendly, but
4:13:27like once that invol it it ruins the and
4:13:31people are going to go, "Dude, it's not
4:13:32that serious. It's a broy bro." I
4:13:34understand, but I'm a competitive person
4:13:36and there's no point in doing a brovy
4:13:38bro with stuff on the line if there's
4:13:39like no legitimate integrity of the game
4:13:41that we're playing. And the second that
4:13:43we're on Valerant and you're immortal
4:13:44and you were saying you're silver,
4:13:46everyone's belief about what you said
4:13:48your rank was in every game is out the
4:13:50window, including mine. Because if you
4:13:52lied about that,
4:13:52>> I'm gold right now. I'm gold right now.
4:13:55That's
4:13:55>> okay. But then you backpedalled, bro.
4:13:57You said, "Oh, when I when you asked
4:13:59what rank I was, I thought you were
4:14:00asking what my current rank is." Your
4:14:02current rank's also not silver. Like,
4:14:05>> yeah. I mean, okay. Yeah. If that if
4:14:06that's the point you're making, then
4:14:07yeah, you're 100% right. Yeah.
4:14:09>> No, but that's all I'm saying. Like,
4:14:10that's why I got mad is because I don't
4:14:12care if you rage bait me, bro. I
4:14:13understand. I lost Geogesser. That
4:14:15blows. I'm probably going to have to
4:14:16play FNAF, too. I get it. But the reason
4:14:19I'm mad is because I lo like when I lose
4:14:22in Valerant,
4:14:23>> if I lose in Geogesser, I go, I lost. He
4:14:25had a handicap, blah, blah, blah. He
4:14:27played well, which you did, and I was
4:14:28complimenting for you for that. We move
4:14:30on. Same thing with Rocket League. We
4:14:31won in the last 4 seconds, right? But
4:14:34when we're on Valerant and I lose and
4:14:36it's my last game I'm going to lose and
4:14:38then you go, "Actually, we'll just void
4:14:39it because I lied." It ruins the
4:14:41content. It's not content in my mind.
4:14:44It's going cuz I'm a very YouTube
4:14:45forward guy. And it's like, how do I
4:14:47chop around this? Do I have my editor go
4:14:49in and go, "Yugi actually lied about
4:14:51being silver, too. He was immortal and
4:14:54we had an argument for 45 minutes and I
4:14:56had to cut it and then we played
4:14:57Brawlhalla and I lost that." It it
4:14:59didn't it didn't
4:15:00>> it just messes up it messes everything
4:15:02up is what I'm saying
4:15:03>> it okay yeah that's fine yeah [laughter]
4:15:06I I
4:15:07>> it's not a hate form I'm just saying
4:15:08like that's it's the it's the same thing
4:15:10when when we had if you remember there
4:15:12was a Rocket League tournament with
4:15:13Phantom that he hosted and there was a
4:15:16guy that said he was a lower rank and he
4:15:18had like 4,000 hours in the game ruined
4:15:20it right because it's like how do I make
4:15:22a video out of that if I go oh no we got
4:15:24passed on because this guy got voided
4:15:26and cut out because of this it just like
4:15:28I that's all I'm about, right? I'm not
4:15:31sitting here mad at you as a person,
4:15:32bro. Yuki, I love you, bro. I think
4:15:34you're a nice guy. I think you're a
4:15:36funny ass dude. I think you're one of
4:15:37the best content creators in this space.
4:15:38Genuinely, I like broto to bro right
4:15:41now. I'm not mad at you. I'm annoyed
4:15:44that that [ __ ] up the video because I
4:15:47want to make this [laughter] a video.
4:15:49and we've been live for five hours and
4:15:52we're playing a game and the last game
4:15:54that I lose in where I'm supposed to
4:15:56play you. Instead of losing to a silver
4:15:58two Valerant player, I'm losing to an
4:16:00immortal. And if we void it, it's we've
4:16:03already we already had a replay FIFA.
4:16:05It's just like, you know what I'm
4:16:07saying? And then and then now it's like
4:16:09people are going to clip this go Yugi
4:16:10and Joe are mad at each other and try to
4:16:12[ __ ] pin it on one way or another.
4:16:13It's stupid. It's corny. I don't like
4:16:15dealing with that stuff. I don't like
4:16:16being on the drama end of that stuff,
4:16:18right? Like, I'm fine that you rage
4:16:20baited me. I'm not mad at you, bro.
4:16:22Like, I'm not mad at you. I just like I
4:16:24wish that like you did you just said
4:16:26what prank you were.
4:16:29>> Like, I I just I I didn't even see that
4:16:33series. I just That's on me. I should I
4:16:35didn't see that series.
4:16:36>> And I get that, but I'm saying like
4:16:37>> I saw it as a friend collabing as with
4:16:39another friend or
4:16:40>> a friend collabing with a friend
4:16:41>> like like So, I was like I was like,
4:16:43"Okay, bet. I lied. I lied." Why is
4:16:44there a punishment that if you once you
4:16:47add the punishment, you can't lie about
4:16:49your rank because then there's something
4:16:51on the line,
4:16:52>> right?
4:16:53>> Yeah.
4:16:54>> Uh that's why I'm annoyed. If we were
4:16:55playing and you were just like, "Bro,
4:16:57bro, there's 20 gifted or some stupid
4:16:59shit." I'd be like, "Okay, whatever. You
4:17:00lied."
4:17:01>> But like now I have to play [ __ ] six
4:17:03hours of FNAF 2 and wear a
4:17:06>> do it.
4:17:08We We could have just troll We could We
4:17:10could have just trolled around it. Like
4:17:11you know what I mean? That's the thing.
4:17:12Like I see I see it I seen it as like
4:17:15two two bros.
4:17:16>> Put my shirt back on.
4:17:17>> Oh my bad. I was seeing it as like two
4:17:19bros just like Okay, bet. Yo, I lied.
4:17:21[ __ ] it. Let's put chess in there. Now
4:17:23let's make it even more intense. Why?
4:17:25Cuz now we're 32. Now you actually have
4:17:27a chance to win it. That's where I'm
4:17:29seeing it. Bro, it's 3-1. Even let's say
4:17:31let's say it's 3-1. I beat you in
4:17:33Brahala. Oh, I beat you. You get what
4:17:34I'm saying? Like, okay, bet. Let's
4:17:36replace the game. All right, now it's
4:17:37chess. Now it's 32.
4:17:39>> It's 3-1 right now. It's three. I'm
4:17:41saying, bro, I know I'm not mad that I
4:17:44lost the Brovie, bro. I'm a sore lo. I
4:17:46know you're not. No,
4:17:46>> I just don't like losing that like
4:17:49losing in that way just feels bad, you
4:17:53know? Like it doesn't feel good
4:17:57>> to like if I lost like in Rocket League
4:17:59last four seconds. Oh, [ __ ] You know,
4:18:01that was cinema. But it's like, okay, I
4:18:03lose in Valerant and you when we joined
4:18:07in, you were like, you're level 155,
4:18:09bro. You're 100 levels higher than me.
4:18:10>> [laughter]
4:18:11>> But that's what I'm saying like like
4:18:12like I'm being I'm being as obvious as
4:18:15like like I'm being as obvious as like I
4:18:18don't know how to explain it. Like I'm
4:18:19not gonna like you know bro my only go
4:18:21my goal was to not only play with you
4:18:23brother I beat you like for example I
4:18:24beat you in geographer. I don't know how
4:18:26I did it but I beat you. You know what I
4:18:27mean? I beat you in Geographer. I see
4:18:29like you know what I'm saying? Like I I
4:18:30genuinely bro what I wanted to do was
4:18:32just play games. Uhhuh. And in that bro
4:18:36but I like honestly like
4:18:37>> I shouldn't have lied though. I will say
4:18:39that. Look, I didn't think you
4:18:40>> And I don't want to call I don't want to
4:18:42call it this way, but like I'm I lost I
4:18:44lost the broy bro. Like that's how this
4:18:47is ending, right? Is like I lost the
4:18:49broy bro. That's what I'm saying. Like
4:18:50we can't void that and then move on.
4:18:53>> I mean, but we can't but we can though.
4:18:55Like because I listen the reason we're
4:18:57avoiding it isn't because you're bad.
4:19:00We're voiding it because I lied. That is
4:19:03the repercussion that I have to take
4:19:05because I lied. That's, you know, it's
4:19:07that it's in and in and it's that
4:19:09simple. Then or it's like it's like
4:19:12another option where it's like, yo, you
4:19:13lied, so now you have to play a game
4:19:15that Joe is better at because you lied.
4:19:18>> You get the game that the games that I'm
4:19:20better at, I've given you
4:19:24um
4:19:26handicaps.
4:19:28>> Yeah, but that that's what I'm saying.
4:19:29My repercussion is that I have to play a
4:19:31game against you that I don't have or a
4:19:33game that you're very strong at without
4:19:35handicaps.
4:19:38>> You know what I mean? Like or like for
4:19:39example like like like for example
4:19:41spelling be I'm not good at spelling be.
4:19:43I don't need a handicap but that's not a
4:19:44that's not even a good thing. That's
4:19:45just an intelligent thing.
4:19:47>> You know what I mean? That's like yo if
4:19:48I'm not intelligent I just don't got it.
4:19:50So boom. You can like you know what I'm
4:19:51saying? It's you know I should not have
4:19:53lied though. I apologize for that. I
4:19:54should not have lied.
4:19:55>> But you know it's it's it's easy as it's
4:19:57easy as what you call it. Like I said,
4:19:59there there can be repercussions. Like I
4:20:01said, I don't even care. I'll be honest,
4:20:02y'all. I don't even care. I didn't even
4:20:04care about doing the what is it called?
4:20:06I don't even care about doing the what's
4:20:08the word? The the the the forfeit. I
4:20:10don't even care about doing the forfeit.
4:20:11What I wanted to do was just just just
4:20:13just game and have a good time with you.
4:20:15That's it. I I I swear to God, I don't
4:20:17even care. I don't care about the
4:20:18punishment.
4:20:19>> Like, I'm not sitting here acting like
4:20:21I'm not having fun, bro. But like
4:20:26I like
4:20:30that like I'll tell you I'll tell you
4:20:32right now
4:20:32>> like what do we do now is what I'm
4:20:33SAYING
4:20:34>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN we we play a game we
4:20:36finish we finish it I I I cheated I get
4:20:39a repercussion we could even we don't
4:20:40even have to play a game we can like
4:20:42what we call it just make it 3-2 and you
4:20:44get to choose the next game
4:20:45>> I don't want to make it 3-2 bro because
4:20:47I like that's the thing is like you
4:20:49remember how in the beginning you were
4:20:51asking me you're like are you are you
4:20:53more afraid of losing or do you love
4:20:55winning
4:20:56I would rather lose a thousand times
4:21:00over a thousand
4:21:02>> than get given a win, you know.
4:21:05>> But you're not.
4:21:07>> Okay. Okay, then we'll leave it 31.
4:21:09We'll leave it. We'll leave it 3-1.
4:21:11>> 31, bro. But
4:21:13>> 3-1 and you get you get to you get to
4:21:15choose the game.
4:21:16>> I resp
4:21:20Jo, we're not Joe. We're not.
4:21:21>> Why did you not say it then? That's what
4:21:24I care about. When I was about I went
4:21:26I'm going to end my stream to restart my
4:21:29stream. Yes, I should. Yes, that's what
4:21:30I'm saying.
4:21:31>> OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I'MORTORTAL.
4:21:32>> I'm saying I'm saying I'm sorry. I
4:21:34should not have lied about
4:21:35whatchamacallit, but I'm saying, bro,
4:21:36we're voiding Valerant not because
4:21:38you're bad. We're we're not voiding
4:21:39Valerant because you're bad. We're not
4:21:41voiding Valerant because you're you you
4:21:43didn't play. You know what I'm saying?
4:21:44We're voiding Valerant because I lied.
4:21:46You know what I mean? That's why we're
4:21:47voiding Valerant. Not because
4:21:49>> we don't even need to void Valerant. You
4:21:50should like I'm down to run back
4:21:52Valerant. You just have to give me a
4:21:53[ __ ] handicap.
4:21:55>> I prefer not to even run like or I
4:21:57personally me I prefer not to run run it
4:21:59out because I lied. Or I could give you
4:22:02a kill lead. We could just finish it.
4:22:03But I'm saying like like off of off of
4:22:05what I seen like you know what I mean?
4:22:07We can void it. We play or Okay, there's
4:22:09options. [ __ ] it. We got to we got to
4:22:10move forward. All right. Number one
4:22:12option number one is we play out with
4:22:14handicaps. Number two we give you the
4:22:163-2. Number three we we we
4:22:20whatchamacallit? We
4:22:22>> Bro, I wish I had chosen something else
4:22:25and just lost
4:22:27>> so we didn't have to go through this
4:22:29stupid [ __ ] conversation right now
4:22:31about Valerant.
4:22:32>> Like,
4:22:33>> no, we don't have No, then let's void
4:22:34Valerant. Then let's void Valerant.
4:22:37>> We can void Valerant. But like
4:22:40>> you also said,
4:22:41>> did we just play another game? Like Like
4:22:43there's other games that we have. We
4:22:45were ready for this.
4:22:46>> I'll play you Fortnite.
4:22:48>> Fortnite? Do you want to jam play? But
4:22:50I've played Fortnite before. I've played
4:22:52Fortnite before.
4:22:53>> Well, how good are you at Fortnite?
4:22:55>> I'm not as good as Ary, but I've played
4:22:57Fortnite before.
4:22:59I don't know. I don't know how I could I
4:23:01can I don't know how I can I played
4:23:03Fortnite,
4:23:04>> bro. I like it. Like Like you realize
4:23:05it's hard for me to believe you.
4:23:07>> Yes, because I lied. Yes. Yes. Because I
4:23:09lied about your rank.
4:23:11>> I'm not better than Ary.
4:23:13>> Are you better than Ary? What rank have
4:23:15you reached in builds?
4:23:18There's ranks in that game,
4:23:21>> Yugi.
4:23:22>> No, no, no. I'm being s. No, no, no.
4:23:24Okay, I'm gonna open my game. I'm going
4:23:26to open my game.
4:23:27>> Brain worm, man. It's like
4:23:28>> No, no, no, no, no. I understand. I hear
4:23:32you. I hear you. I hear you. I hear you.
4:23:33>> I hear you, bro. There's ranks.
4:23:35>> No, I hear you. I hear you. I hear you.
4:23:36>> There's ranks in Fortnite. Oh, I had no
4:23:39idea.
4:23:40>> I hear you. No, no, no, no, no. I'm
4:23:41being serious. I'm being serious. I I
4:23:44played
4:23:45>> I played before. I played before, but
4:23:47I'm not as good as Ary. Like, like
4:23:49Aryy's good. Like, Ary is good, but I
4:23:51don't I don't personally think that I'm
4:23:53better than Ary because he he's played
4:23:54more builds than me or uh he's played uh
4:23:57sorry, he used to play box fights. He
4:23:59used to play more box fights than me.
4:24:03So, that's what I'm saying. I I will
4:24:05screen share Fortnite. I don't know what
4:24:06I can show you to prove.
4:24:08>> Bro, I'm I'm fine. I'm fine with ripping
4:24:12Fortnite. I just need your manto man
4:24:16you're worse than Ary.
4:24:19>> I I'm gonna show I don't know. I don't
4:24:21know how I can prove that. I'm like, you
4:24:24know what I mean? Like look look like I
4:24:26have Boouga added. That's all I had. And
4:24:28bro, I recently played a Fortnite
4:24:31tournament and Boougga literally almost
4:24:33got last place because I was on his
4:24:35team.
4:24:38Like I'm not even trolling. Booga got
4:24:41last place because you know what I mean?
4:24:45>> You've never played Brawlhalla.
4:24:48>> Uh, no. I've never played Brawhalla. No.
4:24:50>> You've never You've never Agents calling
4:24:52me.
4:24:55>> What's up?
4:24:58>> Yo, sorry. I'm live right now. Is
4:25:00everything good?
4:25:04I wanted to ask you if you wanted to
4:25:06play.
4:25:10Yeah. And I' I've already beaten that
4:25:11game. My my apologies.
4:25:14>> Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I figured I'd ask
4:25:16you to play with
4:25:18>> Oh, that's sweet.
4:25:21>> Tell you're mad. What happened?
4:25:23>> Oh my god. [laughter]
4:25:26Me and Yugi are arguing about some
4:25:28specifics of a bro. Nothing that you
4:25:30need to be worried about.
4:25:34>> Okay. [snorts]
4:25:41>> Potentially.
4:25:42>> Yeah. You should get a referee in there.
4:25:45>> Yeah. All right. Well, uh I I wish you
4:25:48the best, bro.
4:25:49>> I'm a referee.
4:25:50>> All right. You don't need it. You We
4:25:52don't We don't need the ref, bro. It's
4:25:53okay. We've We've hashed it out.
4:25:56>> Okay. Just let me know if you want to.
4:25:59All right. All right, bro.
4:26:00>> All right, I'll catch you.
4:26:09>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
4:26:12Oh no.
4:26:14>> Wait, what happened?
4:26:16>> Oh, I [ __ ] up my camera. Um, I've been
4:26:18told that you peaked Elite in chapter
4:26:20five, season one.
4:26:22>> Oh, okay. I don't know. I don't know how
4:26:24I don't know how. Yeah, I don't know. I
4:26:26don't know if that's good. I don't know
4:26:27if that's bad. I don't know.
4:26:33[laughter]
4:26:35>> I don't I don't dude. Dude, I don't
4:26:39know. I can't like I can go I can
4:26:40literally go into a box fights. I don't
4:26:42I don't I literally don't know what to
4:26:44do. I I don't know what to do.
4:26:45>> What rank is elite?
4:26:48>> I don't know. I don't play
4:26:50>> third highest rank in the game.
4:26:52>> I don't play Fortnite. I don't play
4:26:54Fortnite.
4:26:56I don't I don't play Fortnite.
4:26:58Apparently, everybody's saying elites is
4:27:00easy. I don't know.
4:27:02>> Okay, I'll play you in box fights.
4:27:05>> Like, I don't know. I don't play box
4:27:06fights. I don't play none of this. Like,
4:27:08I don't I don't I don't know.
4:27:14>> Elite is so easy. I I thought I thought
4:27:16Fortnite the more you play, you just
4:27:18rank up. That's what I thought.
4:27:22I can give you a kill lead if if if you
4:27:24think that that I'm lying. Like I don't
4:27:26I don't
4:27:27>> Bro, you at this point, bro, I'm just
4:27:28trying to play you in a game. Like, I'm
4:27:30>> No, no, I'm down to play, but I'll give
4:27:32you a kill lead just in case. Just so
4:27:34you think it's fair. Like, I'm I'm I'm
4:27:36dead ass.
4:27:38>> I would rather not have a kill lead.
4:27:41>> Donated $1. You want to rage bait for
4:27:44real?
4:27:46>> I'm not going to tell tell Jo to go play
4:27:48go. I'm not doing that [ __ ] bro.
4:27:51Bro, and I don't want you to get hate
4:27:52farmed, man. Like, I know that [ __ ]
4:27:55>> I'll be honest. It It's It's okay. And
4:27:58let me tell you something, Joe.
4:27:59>> I like
4:28:00>> But like you, bro, you like like I'm I
4:28:02feel like so many people in this [ __ ]
4:28:04space are not like real humans, man.
4:28:07Like
4:28:08>> I just hope we're good. That's it.
4:28:09That's all I care about. I don't care.
4:28:11>> I like you, man. I'm not mad at you. I
4:28:14This is just like bad circumstances, you
4:28:17know?
4:28:18Like I I I hope I just want you and me
4:28:21like we're good. Like we're good because
4:28:22I didn't think it was going to be I
4:28:23didn't think it was going to be like how
4:28:25do I say it? I didn't like I because I
4:28:27think like I said I watch you cuz you're
4:28:28hella relatable. I'm not even trying to
4:28:30ch like this is genuine [ __ ] Like I
4:28:32watch you because you're hella relatable
4:28:34and and even if that sounds parasocial
4:28:35like you're hella relatable. You know
4:28:37what I mean? So I can like you get
4:28:39you're a sore loser. I'm a sore loser.
4:28:40Like you know what I mean? So, I knew
4:28:42you were gonna like get upset, but I'm
4:28:43saying I didn't think it was gonna be as
4:28:44serious, but still, I shouldn't.
4:28:46>> No, but I'm a sore loser in general. It
4:28:48was literally just because you lied
4:28:50about your Valerant rank.
4:28:51>> Yeah. And and that that's on me and
4:28:53that's 100%. I apologize. I'm sorry for
4:28:55that. That's 100% on me. You're good.
4:28:56>> But but I don't Bro, I'm telling you,
4:28:59dude. I don't care. Whatever tweets come
4:29:01out of this, if anything, [ __ ] it. It's
4:29:03okay. You know what I mean?
4:29:05>> Are you What is your Do I have you on
4:29:07Epic? I thought I added you. No, no, no.
4:29:10You didn't. I have to turn off I have to
4:29:12turn on my um
4:29:15>> Oh, friend request.
4:29:15>> Friend request. Yeah, I got it though.
4:29:18>> What is your user?
4:29:19>> Uh Yugi 2X. Y u GI2X.
4:29:24>> And I'll [clears throat] do Bro, I'll do
4:29:25the forfeit, too. Like, I'm dead ass.
4:29:27This is
4:29:27>> I don't want you to do the forfeit, bro.
4:29:30>> Like, I'll do the forfeit. All I did I
4:29:31wanted to do was just game. Is this Oh,
4:29:33I thought this I'm tripping.
4:29:38He's ranked in Gio. No, Gio is fair. I
4:29:41am better in Gio. And no move. No move.
4:29:43I got a little chopped RNG and he played
4:29:45well. I played him in I played him in
4:29:46Twitch rivals. I know I know Yugi's
4:29:48actual Gio skill.
4:29:50>> Like that was fair.
4:29:50>> I swear to God.
4:29:51>> I think the only No, it was literally
4:29:53the only thing is Valerant.
4:29:54>> The only thing I lied about was Val. And
4:29:57it wasn't even like, oh, I I only wanted
4:29:59>> There was a few fibs about uh Fortnite
4:30:01ranks. And
4:30:03>> dude, I DON'T YOU KNOW HOW long season 5
4:30:06was? That [ __ ] was two years ago.
4:30:09>> You said you said quote unquote there's
4:30:11ranks in Fortnite.
4:30:13>> Okay. Well, obviously I know there's
4:30:14ranks in Fortnite, but [laughter]
4:30:17obviously I'm saying there's I know
4:30:18there's ranks in Fortnite.
4:30:19>> I got hippo. I got hippo. Hippocampus.
4:30:23>> YO, CUZ THAT'S GENUINELY ME. I DEAD ASS
4:30:27THOUGHT THAT WAS a hippo. Oh, wait. Uh,
4:30:29okay. I I I uh added you.
4:30:33>> I added you.
4:30:34>> I dead ass thought that was a hip. Is
4:30:35spider pro. Spider spider prog.
4:30:37>> I'm Joe. Bart.
4:30:39>> Oh crap. This might be bad.
4:30:42>> It's just Yugi.
4:30:44>> Oh, do you? No. Do you Dude, wait. Did
4:30:47you Did I accept you?
4:30:48>> Yeah, I requested to join.
4:30:52>> No, you are a chronic liar though. It's
4:30:54funny. not a liar.
4:30:56>> Oh, yeah, you are.
4:30:58>> I invited you to party.
4:31:00[laughter]
4:31:04>> Okay. Do I need to give a kill lead?
4:31:07>> I don't know.
4:31:08>> Bro, this is this is your [ __ ] I I am
4:31:12done.
4:31:13>> I am done disagreeing or agreeing
4:31:16whether Bro, I'll just trust you at this
4:31:19point.
4:31:19>> Here. No, no, no, no, no. Listen. Let's
4:31:21Let's [ __ ] it. Let's Let's do this.
4:31:22Okay. Um, since I did get elite
4:31:25apparently in season five or some [ __ ]
4:31:27I think that was three years ago. Wait,
4:31:30wait. Are we scoring this by how much?
4:31:31How much are we scoring this by?
4:31:33>> I don't I I This was your game.
4:31:36>> Okay, [ __ ] it. It'll be first. It'll be
4:31:39first to
4:31:45three kill lead first to 15.
4:31:49>> Sure.
4:31:50or or or first to 20 up to depends on
4:31:54>> probably first to 15.
4:31:56>> First to 15 5k lead.
4:31:58>> Okay. So I have first [clears throat] to
4:32:00I have to get 10. You have to get 15
4:32:02>> or seven 14. Oh, it's not half seven.
4:32:05First to se No, you have seven. You have
4:32:06seven. You have seven.
4:32:11Deal.
4:32:12>> That's fine.
4:32:14>> All right. Deal. Let's do it.
4:32:17And I'm not lying here.
4:32:20Like I dead ass don't know. I dead ass
4:32:22don't know. You beat Ary in Fortnite.
4:32:24>> I beat Ary in Fortnite. Bro,
4:32:26>> I'm I'm starting to think that you're a
4:32:28much better gamer than Ary is.
4:32:32>> Okay. Well,
4:32:35>> you did also say you wanted I feel like
4:32:37you were joking, but you did say you
4:32:38wanted to put 10K on this
4:32:40>> in the beginning. Yeah, I was I was
4:32:42>> That would have been That would have
4:32:44been Do you know how broke I am? Do you
4:32:47know how [ __ ] broke I AM? I'M NOT
4:32:50PUTTING 10K ON THIS [ __ ] GANG.
4:32:52>> All right.
4:32:52>> I'm not putting 10K.
4:32:54>> All right.
4:32:55>> Are you insane?
4:32:58>> I'm not I'm not putting 10K on a Bro,
4:33:00bro.
4:33:02>> Broke streamer 300 hours. All right.
4:33:06>> I don't run many ads.
4:33:12I'm telling you, bro. I don't bel,
4:33:33bro. You got to cut and you're dead.
4:33:41Like [ __ ] swore I was the best player
4:33:43in the game. Now now
4:34:27big. Oh my god,
4:34:32>> bro. How do you build? Like I feel like
4:34:34I could switch to a controller build.
4:34:46No. Yeah. No. Because [ __ ] want to
4:34:48overrate me CUZ I LIED ONCE. BRO, you
4:34:51did not lie one time. You did not lie,
4:34:55bro. Yugi.
4:34:57No, bro. I could get my editor to throw
4:35:00up a lie counter in this YouTube video.
4:35:03It's probably like [ __ ] 45.
4:35:04[laughter]
4:35:06It's like,
4:35:15okay, okay, I light up on my rank once.
4:35:18>> I feel like that would be funny. I
4:35:21should get my editor to throw up the
4:35:22[laughter] lock.
4:35:26There's ranks in Fortnite.
4:35:32>> Like, dude,
4:35:33>> your aim is terrible.
4:35:37>> You think I'm not good at this game?
4:35:40Like, I don't I'm not good at gang.
4:35:43Like, what?
4:35:48How do I see the score?
4:35:52I think you're up.
4:35:56Uhoh.
4:36:20>> [laughter]
4:36:21>> I This is like I I don't understand how
4:36:24you're not beating me, though.
4:36:32>> There we go.
4:36:32>> That's my first [ __ ] round, dude.
4:36:35Wait, what score? He's up like 120 or
4:36:37[ __ ] It's
4:36:38>> 12 121. Why is it 12? Oh, did you give
4:36:40me seven rounds?
4:36:42>> Yeah. What?
4:37:01Yousef, eat my dick, bro.
4:37:08Wait, what?
4:37:18Oh, there it is.
4:37:22[groaning]
4:37:27>> I like that. I hear your keys, bro.
4:37:38>> 117. Yeah.
4:37:49Where do you go?
4:37:55>> Oh [ __ ]
4:38:33Damn.
4:38:34>> Christ, man.
4:38:36>> What's the score right now?
4:38:36>> I don't even know the score. I have no
4:38:38idea which
4:38:39>> 125 124.
4:38:55No way, bro.
4:39:11Bro, what are you doing?
4:39:33top five.
4:39:34>> Full box. Sorry, my bad.
4:39:41>> Yo, I really hope this doesn't ruin us,
4:39:43bro.
4:39:45Seriously, like I love you so much and I
4:39:48would hate for you to hate.
4:39:54No.
4:40:17Oh my god.
4:40:25Bro, how the [ __ ] did that hit me?
4:40:31[groaning and screaming]
4:40:37Why is Joe using blue guns? I don't
4:40:38know. It's whatever it's giving me.
4:40:43Oh [ __ ]
4:40:46You weren't even building there.
4:40:56Holy builder.
4:41:07Wait, wait. I also the reason I have
4:41:09better guns is if you win the round, you
4:41:10get better guns.
4:41:13Please before um
4:41:19Oh my god. I didn't even know where you
4:41:20[ __ ] were.
4:41:23I am so dead.
4:41:40Oh, Gege. Ge,
4:41:46what's the score? 12 what? 127 128
4:42:21128.
4:42:22>> Yeah.
4:42:23>> Or is it 129 now?
4:42:25>> Uh uh 128.
4:42:46Ow.
4:42:50[sighs]
4:42:54Oh my god. We're [ __ ] right next to
4:42:55each other.
4:42:59How did that hit me?
4:43:30All right.
4:43:47No, no,
4:43:57no. What?
4:44:10[ __ ]
4:44:13[groaning]
4:44:14Bro, I got to learn how to [ __ ] play
4:44:16Fortnite builds, man. I only played on
4:44:18my [ __ ] controller in like 2018.
4:44:22Oh, nah.
4:44:281210.
4:44:30>> Yeah, 1210.
4:44:33>> Three rounds.
4:45:18There you [ __ ]
4:45:23No,
4:45:39bro. I'm hitting you, too. I don't know
4:45:40how I'm just [ __ ] like I'm doing 20
4:45:42damage, bro.
4:45:46>> He has gold guns. Yeah, I know. He gets
4:45:47upgraded ones when he wins.
4:46:09How, bro?
4:46:57What's the score?
4:46:59>> Uh, you want to pause until it's time?
4:47:04>> Uh, let me see. Wait, what score you at?
4:47:06>> 1212.
4:47:06>> 1212.
4:47:09Some people are saying 1214.
4:47:11>> You're 1214.
4:47:13>> You're at 14.
4:47:15>> Uh, no idea.
4:47:18I think it's 1212.
4:47:211213.
4:47:22>> I think it's Yeah, 12:13, [laughter]
4:47:25>> bro. John, I'm sorry, bro. I actually
4:47:29I like I'm definitively losing this,
4:47:31bro.
4:47:41>> You do know though. It's cuz you lost
4:47:42Geog.
4:47:44Bro, I'm not sitting here and saying I
4:47:46lost because you lied. I just thought
4:47:48that was corny. That was the only thing,
4:47:51the only point.
4:47:52>> Yeah, I agree though. Like I like I'm
4:47:54not even trying to rage me. Like like
4:47:58this is a like I'm Oh my god. I like
4:48:00this is a dream of mine to even like
4:48:01even be able to play with you, bro. like
4:48:03you're the go.
4:48:25Oh my god. Move.
4:48:32Oh my god. a mess.
4:48:51Oh, 12:14.
4:49:23Press them.
4:49:31It's not time.
4:49:34>> Yeah, you won, bro. You won like way
4:49:36earlier. You have 17 wins.
4:49:40>> Wait, is that us?
4:49:41>> Yeah.
4:49:44All right. GG's.
4:49:46>> Wait, did Wait, 15 in a row is a bit
4:49:49suspicious, bro. I don't know. I don't
4:49:52know. I I that just I just dead ass
4:49:54like, you know what I mean?
4:49:56I did that ass. Bro, I Bro, wait. I gave
4:49:59a seven kill lead. Did you win?
4:50:03>> No,
4:50:05>> dude.
4:50:06That's mad sus. No. Yeah, I I don't
4:50:08know. I I I I don't know. I
4:50:15No, actually, bro. Like, I dead ass
4:50:18don't know. I gave you I gave him seven.
4:50:21I gave him seven kill lead.
4:50:22>> No, it's fair. I lost. I'm I mean I'm
4:50:25not mad. Like
4:50:28>> are you sure, dude? I'm not even I
4:50:32didn't have that discussion about
4:50:34Valerant Valerant. I think that
4:50:36>> I should have I should I should have I
4:50:38should have just said the the truth from
4:50:40the beginning.
4:50:42>> I should have just said the truth from
4:50:44the beginning. I'll um comment.
4:50:46>> I I'll I'll take accountability there,
4:50:48bro. It puts a sour. This doesn't even
4:50:51This doesn't even feel like a a win to
4:50:53me, bro.
4:50:54>> Seriously.
4:50:55>> Um, well, let me know what uh
4:50:58>> No, you don't have to do the
4:50:59>> for I'm going to do it.
4:51:00>> Seriously. No, Joe.
4:51:04>> Chill.
4:51:05>> I'll do it,
4:51:07>> bro. I lost. I'm not I'm not like That's
4:51:09That's the thing. I lost. Like, I
4:51:11understand I lost. I'm not Bro, that's
4:51:13not that's not why I was annoyed.
4:51:16>> Like, I understand I lost. I I
4:51:18understand I understand you were annoyed
4:51:20about you were annoyed about the the the
4:51:24lying that trust me that point has
4:51:26gotten to me. I understand. You know
4:51:27what I mean? And I take it full
4:51:28accountability, but I'm going, bro, you
4:51:31don't have to do that that that forfeit,
4:51:33bro. Matter of fact, I'm I'm going to do
4:51:35the forfeit, bro. I'll I'll take care.
4:51:37>> I don't want you to do I think that
4:51:39would be even worse if you did the
4:51:40forfeit.
4:51:42>> What? For worse for
4:51:43>> you didn't you didn't lose because that
4:51:45would just be weird.
4:51:47>> Like you like I I want you to take the
4:51:50win. I will do the forfeit, bro.
4:51:52>> This doesn't this doesn't feel like a
4:51:53win. This doesn't feel like a win. Well,
4:51:55I understand it doesn't feel like a win,
4:51:57but like
4:51:58>> I mean I I I don't want to say that's
4:52:00not my fault.
4:52:02>> And I understand I like kind of got mad
4:52:04when you lied about your Valerant rank,
4:52:06but like
4:52:07>> I think I I I think there's going to be
4:52:09people that are saying, "Joe Jo Joe
4:52:10Bart, you're a snowflake. You shouldn't
4:52:12have gotten annoyed. You're just being a
4:52:14[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] loser." And I'm
4:52:16like, you know, if you want to say no,
4:52:17let me just get this out. And I want to
4:52:18say, yeah, that's fair. That's fine.
4:52:20Like if you want to say that, you want
4:52:21to say that. But I'm just like in from
4:52:22my point of view, it's like I understand
4:52:24I lost my own game, right? And I gave a
4:52:26handicap. It just feels bad knowing that
4:52:29like while we're making the rules for
4:52:31the game, you're like overtly lying
4:52:34about your skill level. Like
4:52:37>> it's it's just [laughter] like I I think
4:52:40I had a valid response when I'm down 3-1
4:52:43and the game that I choose to play you
4:52:44in is a game that you said you were
4:52:47eight ranks lower than you actually
4:52:48were. [laughter]
4:52:50>> Yeah. like
4:52:51>> no I
4:52:52>> and then your response was I thought you
4:52:54were talking about this season and this
4:52:56season you're also not like silver so I
4:53:00think that's why I was annoyed. I'm over
4:53:02it. I lost and I think it's a fair loss.
4:53:05I don't want you to do the punishment. I
4:53:06will do it.
4:53:07>> Uh if you want me to choose my own bunny
4:53:09costume, I'll choose my own bunny
4:53:10costume. Uh and I'll get it done before
4:53:13end of August.
4:53:14>> No, no, you're Bro, listen listen. I
4:53:16just want to say before like like bro
4:53:19like I shouldn't have lied bro. I should
4:53:21I should have you know
4:53:23>> I I hope it wasn't a bad collab. Like I
4:53:25think you know what I mean? Like I
4:53:26>> No, it wasn't a bad collab. I just
4:53:28>> I just shouldn't have lied. Yeah, I hear
4:53:29you. I should I shouldn't have lied. I
4:53:31shouldn't have lied. Um I mean if I mean
4:53:34listen, bro, listen. There's already a
4:53:36Yach.
4:53:36>> Joe, move on. I'm moving on, bro. I'm
4:53:38trying to say that I lost fair and
4:53:39square.
4:53:40>> There there's already a yacht post on my
4:53:42[ __ ] ass. Listen, I got Listen, I got
4:53:44my lesson get given, bro. I got my
4:53:46lesson given. Um, and bro, can I can I
4:53:49can I can I tell you something, bro? I
4:53:50dead ass I dead ass don't care. I dead
4:53:53ass don't care about anything like like
4:53:56what what what your chat was saying or
4:53:58some of the chatters were saying. Not
4:53:59all your chat because I I think your
4:54:00chat is cool as hell, but you know what
4:54:02I mean? Like I don't I don't like I all
4:54:04I cared about was that I was having a
4:54:06good time and that you were having a
4:54:07good time. You know what I mean? And
4:54:08that's what I if you check if you if you
4:54:10check like my or you're not probably not
4:54:12going to, but like if you check my VOD
4:54:14during the whole VOD, I would defin I
4:54:16would defin be like, dude, I don't care
4:54:19as long as you know what I mean. My chat
4:54:21is enjoying it, your chat or not your
4:54:22chat, you're enjoying it and I'm
4:54:23enjoying it. You know what I mean?
4:54:25>> Yeah.
4:54:26>> Like I I swear I swear to God I swear to
4:54:29God I didn't like you know what I mean?
4:54:31I didn't I didn't You're good.
4:54:33>> Um I I just didn't I The reason I was
4:54:36more annoyed is because I knew the
4:54:38second that that happened like I could
4:54:40have just not made a big deal about it.
4:54:42But like
4:54:44I don't know, bro. I just think the
4:54:46second that we're playing Valerant and
4:54:47my chat's going, "You're immortal."
4:54:48Actually, it's like that's going to be
4:54:50>> Yeah. No, no, you had it. Let me tell
4:54:51you something.
4:54:52>> I And and Yugi, I'm gonna say like I
4:54:54hate Twitter. I hate Twitter drama.
4:54:56>> Oh, I thought you were gonna say you
4:54:57hate me. My heart almost.
4:54:58>> No, I don't hate you, bro. I just don't
4:55:00like any of that. And the second that
4:55:01happened, I went, "And now this is gonna
4:55:04be the drama for the next two."
4:55:05>> Yeah. Yeah. And I
4:55:07>> And I don't like that. I think that part
4:55:09of social media is horrible and toxic
4:55:12and boring and lame and for chronically
4:55:15online people. And I just don't want to
4:55:18deal with that.
4:55:20>> And so that's why I got more upset.
4:55:23>> And let me let me let I also want to put
4:55:25this out here. I did not my my goal here
4:55:28wasn't only to like oh rah but I like
4:55:31like personally me I like when when when
4:55:33you're yelling and I yell like we're
4:55:35both loud people you know what I mean?
4:55:37>> We're both loud people. So when I see
4:55:39when I seen you um get upset and yell
4:55:42and then I get upset like I think it's
4:55:44pretty pretty hilarious. But my goal was
4:55:46not only to be like oh oh get Joe mad.
4:55:49Ah but it was like get mad at the game
4:55:51if you're picking up what I'm throwing
4:55:52out.
4:55:53>> You know what I mean? Like get mad at
4:55:54the game. But I shouldn't have lied bro.
4:55:55And I I for I forgot how, you know what
4:55:57I mean? And I genuinely [ __ ] [ __ ] that
4:55:59level Twitter. If anybody's Aiden, I
4:56:01tell you, I don't even check that side.
4:56:02I I'm agree. I'm in agreeance with all
4:56:04that [ __ ]
4:56:05>> Um,
4:56:05>> yeah.
4:56:05>> You know, I hope like I definitely like
4:56:08hope we could run some [ __ ] maybe in in
4:56:10the future, bro.
4:56:11>> And and I not lie this time. You know
4:56:13what I mean? I not lie this time.
4:56:175-1 wouldn't have changed anything. No,
4:56:19I did destroy him at every game, but I
4:56:21shouldn't have lied at Val. That's
4:56:23weird.
4:56:23>> You won. Like that's not what I was
4:56:25griping on. Like I'm I'm not like, "Oh,
4:56:29I would have I would have won." You You
4:56:31beat me, bro. You did well.
4:56:34>> You're a better gamer, man. I'll give it
4:56:36to you, [clears throat]
4:56:39>> Joe. Joe, why do I feel like we're
4:56:41breaking up right now, bro?
4:56:43>> I I just I just don't want to deal with
4:56:45the [ __ ] like I We're good, bro. I
4:56:48just don't want to deal with like
4:56:50>> the actual brains giving their take of
4:56:53like Oh, well, this is how I feel about
4:56:56this. No one asked your [ __ ] loser
4:56:58ass how you feel about this, you [ __ ]
4:56:59cop. Like,
4:57:01>> listen, let me let me tell you
4:57:02something, bro. Those comments, they're
4:57:03only ripping on me, bro. Okay? And
4:57:05listen to me. And look, look. Ready?
4:57:06Ready? They're ripping on me and I'm not
4:57:08even checking it, gang.
4:57:09>> Bro, and I don't want That's what I'm
4:57:10saying. I also feel bad because I don't
4:57:12want them to rip on you, bro, because I
4:57:14think you're a bad guy, Yugi.
4:57:15>> No, no. But, but talk to me. Listen,
4:57:16listen. Ready? Ready? Ready? Listen. I'm
4:57:18not checking it. They're giving their
4:57:20opinion. We're as long as we're good
4:57:22game. I don't.
4:57:24>> We're good, bro. I'm not.
4:57:25>> We're good, bro. You know what I mean?
4:57:27>> And I want to say when I said that [ __ ]
4:57:29when I said that [ __ ] earlier where I
4:57:31was like, "Yo, after this 4v4, bro, I'm
4:57:33kind of done doing brov bros." That
4:57:35wasn't a hate form on you. This happens
4:57:38every other bro I do, dude. Every other
4:57:41bro I do, there is some sort of [ __ ]
4:57:44scheme or some weird [ __ ] where people
4:57:47argue and they get mad, whether it's on
4:57:49me, whether it's on them. And it's like,
4:57:51and every time I collab with somebody,
4:57:53oh, let's do a bro, bro. I'm like, bro,
4:57:56like I I've done it 15 times at this
4:57:58point. It's also just a level of like
4:58:00it's dried out, you know?
4:58:02>> Yeah. It's just Yeah, I should I I
4:58:04should have I should have
4:58:05whatchamacallit I shouldn't have lied. I
4:58:07should have just been like boom and then
4:58:08we would have been good. You know what I
4:58:09mean?
4:58:10>> And I should just, you know, we should
4:58:12have just gained. Bro, I was hoping you
4:58:14didn't choose Valerant. Like, you know
4:58:16what I mean?
4:58:16>> Yo, some people are saying you and Muda
4:58:18should do it, bro. Bro.
4:58:20See, Muda is a serial cheater, okay? He
4:58:23he he actively buys cheats on [ __ ] on
4:58:26or let me not let me say let me not say
4:58:28he actively buy cheats. I don't know.
4:58:30But he cheats. I'm not a cheater, bro.
4:58:31You know what I mean? I wish I would
4:58:33have cheated on Geogesser. Like dead
4:58:35ass, I destroyed you.
4:58:38>> You did?
4:58:39>> And I I I don't want to I don't want to
4:58:41give excuses for Gio. The only reason
4:58:43you won Gio is because every time we
4:58:46spawned in, there was a sign six feet
4:58:48away that you could see and I couldn't.
4:58:49and it would tell you the region we're
4:58:51in. And then I'm guessing like off of
4:58:53pine trees where the [ __ ] in the world I
4:58:56am because I'm staring at one [ __ ]
4:58:58sedan and that's it.
4:59:02>> Yeah. No, I'm gonna be honest. You had a
4:59:04terror like we would end up in like the
4:59:06middle of nowhere in in the middle of
4:59:07nowhere with a desert. I will be honest.
4:59:10Um and that's like you know what I mean?
4:59:12But also can I wait can I ask you wait
4:59:14what are you doing after this bro?
4:59:16>> I'm at an extreme right now.
4:59:18>> Dead ass. Yeah, I'm getting the [ __ ]
4:59:20off.
4:59:21>> Yeah, [ __ ] this internet [ __ ] But but
4:59:22Joe, can I tell you one more thing?
4:59:24>> Yeah,
4:59:26>> you're still my favorite creator and I I
4:59:29read Marcus Aurelius Whispers for you,
4:59:31bro.
4:59:32>> You're a [ __ ] Dude, you're you just
4:59:34never end the Yo, you might be better
4:59:36THAN RON.
4:59:37>> I'M THE CLIP FOR ME, JOE. WHY DO YOU
4:59:40THINK ME? JOE, I'M SERIOUS.
4:59:42>> BRINGING UP Marcus Aurelius right now.
4:59:45bringing up Marcus Aurelius right now
4:59:47>> brocus
4:59:49Aurelius out of every out of everything
4:59:52you could have said you were just going
4:59:54you know I really love your philosophy
4:59:56bro oh my god
4:59:58>> because let me tell you something Joe if
5:00:00I go through all of my save Tik Toks
5:00:02gang you changed my life bro and you
5:00:05know what I mean like I don't know if
5:00:06this helps gang that ass I appreciate
5:00:08you dude that ass
5:00:11>> all right and like I said I hope it's
5:00:12not the last bro one day you say you
5:00:15might be done with bros, but maybe we
5:00:18want a rematch one time like one day,
5:00:19bro. You never know. Never say never,
5:00:21Joe. That's the thing. I feel like
5:00:22you're just upset right now. You know
5:00:23what I mean? I feel like you're just
5:00:24upset right now.
5:00:25>> I just I I don't know, man. I just
5:00:30>> Joe, this isn't you. I know that. I know
5:00:33Joe Barton.
5:00:35>> I'm not, bro. Okay. Yeah, I got to play
5:00:37FNAF and I got to wear a bunny suit and
5:00:38I'm going to look like a [ __ ]
5:00:39cornball. I'm not upset.
5:00:41>> I'm going to watch the [ __ ] out of that
5:00:42stream. I'm gonna take the day off to
5:00:44watch the [ __ ] out of you, bro.
5:00:45>> Yeah. And I'm going to be [ __ ]
5:00:47crashing out the whole time. I know I'm
5:00:48going to be annoyed the entire stream,
5:00:51but
5:00:54>> I'm Bro, I'm not mad at you, dude. I
5:00:56just wish when we made the rules, you
5:00:58went, "I'm immortal in Valerant. I'll
5:01:00give you a six kill lead."
5:01:02>> Why did you not just say that?
5:01:03>> No. Yeah. And Joe, I'm here to tell you
5:01:05right now, I'm not even trying to
5:01:06[ __ ] troll. Like, I'm being dead
5:01:08serious, dude. I would be upset, too,
5:01:11bro. Like I would be pissed. You know
5:01:14what I mean? I would be pissed the [ __ ]
5:01:16off. So, so, so that's why I'm telling
5:01:17you like, you know what I mean? I don't
5:01:19I dead ass don't hate you for the way
5:01:21you reacted. If anything, bro, you know
5:01:24what I mean? I forgive you.
5:01:29>> You forgive me.
5:01:31>> I forgive you. I I don't I'm going to
5:01:35keep watching your videos. I'm gonna
5:01:36keep watching your streams no matter
5:01:38what. I'm gonna keep lurking in them.
5:01:40I'm g keep watching and I don't hate
5:01:42you. You know what I mean? I still want
5:01:44to be best friends one day, bro.
5:01:47>> A little parasocial, but
5:01:50[laughter]
5:01:52>> So that was parasocial. That right there
5:01:54was parasocial. Yeah, I'm be honest. I'm
5:01:57sorry, bro. Bad ass. Can we Can we have
5:01:58a [laughter] Can we have a Can we have a
5:02:00Discord hug, please?
5:02:01>> Yeah, sure, bro. You want a hug?
5:02:03>> Yes. Hug, bro. Like, seriously.
5:02:04>> Let's hug it out, bro.
5:02:06>> Let's hug it out right now. I'm leaning
5:02:08into my camera right now. I don't know
5:02:09if
5:02:10>> me too, bro. Me too.
5:02:13Let me tell you this, man. I love the
5:02:16passion. Your your passion is what
5:02:18brings entertainment to your streams. It
5:02:20makes it feel real life. You know what I
5:02:21mean?
5:02:22>> Thank you, bro.
5:02:23>> Thank you for Thank you for being
5:02:24relatable. Thank you for doing it. And
5:02:25thank you for doing this [ __ ] with me.
5:02:26Yo, W Joe in the chat, man. Thank you
5:02:28for doing this [ __ ] with me. Um, I'm
5:02:30sorry I lied again.
5:02:31>> No, no, no matter how many times I
5:02:33apologize, I I I I
5:02:35>> No, don't tell me. Don't tell me I'm
5:02:37good, though. That [ __ ] crash out. You
5:02:39know, I crash out and I that that's like
5:02:42a pet peeve of mine in
5:02:45>> brother. Brother brother, we're all
5:02:47human, Joe. Joe, we're all human.
5:02:50Listen. All right. I forgive you, bro.
5:02:52Okay.
5:02:53>> I'm glad, bro.
5:02:54>> All right. And let me tell you something
5:02:56again. One more thing. One more thing.
5:02:59Do you hate losing or do you love
5:03:02winning?
5:03:04You know, it's it's funny you say that
5:03:05because I actually Wait, I was uh I was
5:03:07going to say this. Um do you um
5:03:12um do you um [laughter]
5:03:18>> bro? Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] W
5:03:24I'm gonna raid Yugi, bro. Chat, be nice.
5:03:26I [ __ ] love him. I'm not mad. I'll
5:03:29still make it a YouTube video and it'll
5:03:30be funny.
5:03:32All right, we're calling that there.
5:03:34Appreciate y'all. Hope you all had fun
5:03:37and I will catch y'all tomorrow.
5:03:38Exclamation point schedule if you don't
5:03:39know the stream schedule. I'll be live
5:03:41tomorrow at like 1:45 ESC. We got a 44,
5:03:43bro. Bro,
5:03:45Wednesday, uh that's tomorrow. Thursday
5:03:48we're doing uh random games or not
5:03:50random games. We're doing random
5:03:51reactions into the alternative gambling
5:03:52methods. Off the 31st, on first, second,
5:03:54co- streaming streamer games. Then I'm
5:03:56gone the third to the sixth, back the
5:03:57seventh, grinding out for like a week.
5:03:59Uh then off three, on three, off four,
5:04:01and then we're back rest of August.
5:04:03Appreciate y'all. Hope you have fun and
5:04:04I'll catch y'all later. We're going to
5:04:05rate in five, four. Yo, James, thank you
5:04:07for the 10 gifted space. Matt, thank you
5:04:08for the thousand bites. I'm sorry if I
5:04:09miss

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