Britain Wanted Their Country “back"...From Whom? — Transcript

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1. 0:00A lot of Americans were shocked by that
2. 0:01rhetoric, but if you expanded your view,
3. 0:04you realized that the rise of
4. 0:06nationalism is taking place all over the
5. 0:07world. In Austria, in Australia,
6. 0:11in England, that was what Brexit was all
7. 0:12about, right? They made it seem like it
8. 0:15was about the economy, but it wasn't.
9. 0:16The truth was, it was fundamentally
10. 0:18people who wanted their country back.
11. 0:22It never went anywhere.
12. 0:24But they still wanted it back.
13. 0:27I saw people on the news talking to the
14. 0:28BBC. That's That's why I'm voting for
15. 0:31Brexit. That's why I'm voting for
16. 0:32Brexit, right? Because Because this
17. 0:33bloody country This bloody country is
18. 0:35going to the dogs, right? This bloody
19. 0:37country and I want Britain back. THAT'S
20. 0:38WHY WE'RE VOTING for Brexit CUZ WE WANT
21. 0:40BRITAIN BACK. FROM WHO?
22. 0:44From who? Britain is LIKE 95% WHITE. WHO
23. 0:46DO YOU WANT IT BACK FROM?
24. 0:50They were saying the weirdest things The
25. 0:52The craziest things. These bloody
26. 0:54immigrants, they come over here. They
27. 0:56They They're up to no good, right? I
28. 0:57hate these bloody immigrants. THEY NEED
29. 0:58TO GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM. But
30. 1:00why do you hate them so much? I hate
31. 1:02I'll tell you why I hate them. Tell you
32. 1:03why, right? Because they're not even
33. 1:04trying to be British. That's why. They
34. 1:06don't even try to be British, RIGHT?
35. 1:07THEY COME HERE. THEY BRING THEIR OWN
36. 1:09BLOODY CULTURE, RIGHT? THEY BRING THEIR
37. 1:10OWN FOOD, speak their own BLOODY
38. 1:12LANGUAGES, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE
39. 1:13BLOODY PLACE.
40. 1:16WELL, THAT SOUNDS BRITISH TO ME. I mean,
41. 1:20>> [applause]
42. 1:21[cheering]
43. 1:25[applause]
44. 1:29[applause]
45. 1:30>> if there's one country
46. 1:33>> [laughter]
47. 1:33>> IF THERE'S ONE NATION IN THE WORLD
48. 1:36>> [cheering]
49. 1:37>> that has no right to complain about
50. 1:39immigration,
51. 1:41it's Great Britain.
52. 1:44>> [cheering]
53. 1:44[applause]
54. 1:45>> If there's one nation in particular,
55. 1:50you do understand they created the
56. 1:51problem that they're now dealing with.
57. 1:54They went out and colonized the world.
58. 1:57At one point, half of the globe was
59. 1:59controlled by the British Empire. Do you
60. 2:01understand how insane that is?
61. 2:03They went around colonizing from pillar
62. 2:05to post. People didn't care about them.
63. 2:07No one was trying to find the British.
64. 2:10The British were the ones traveling the
65. 2:12world telling everyone of their
66. 2:13existence knocking on doors. Hey, we're
67. 2:15the British. Follow us.
68. 2:18It's basically ancient Twitter. That's
69. 2:19what that was.
70. 2:27And I'm not saying the British are bad
71. 2:29people, by the way. You know,
72. 2:30I understand that colonization was
73. 2:31something that was popular at one time.
74. 2:33Many European countries participated in
75. 2:35it. But the British were the best.
76. 2:37You know, they were the best. It's not
77. 2:38because they were bad. I think I I I I I
78. 2:41blame it on the weather.
79. 2:42That's what I think happened.
80. 2:44I think they have bad weather and bad
81. 2:45weather makes you a bad person.
82. 2:49Yeah, because if you think about it,
83. 2:50there was no one from a tropical climate
84. 2:53who was trying to take over the world.
85. 2:57You don't ever hear stories of Caribbean
86. 2:59conquerors.
87. 3:02Yeah, there's no stories of like Troy
88. 3:03the terrible from Trinidad. You don't
89. 3:05hear these stories.
90. 3:08There's no need for that. When the
91. 3:10weather's horrible, you want to go
92. 3:11somewhere else and take it from
93. 3:12somebody. If you're living in a
94. 3:13beautiful paradise, you have no need to
95. 3:15leave. Could you imagine that scene?
96. 3:17Just some random handsome guys hanging
97. 3:20out on a beach in the Caribbean.
98. 3:22One looking at the other out of nowhere.
99. 3:25Darius.
100. 3:27Darius.
101. 3:28What, Troy?
102. 3:30I was thinking, bro.
103. 3:32Stay with me here. I was thinking,
104. 3:34right?
105. 3:35We should build boats, sail around the
106. 3:38world, and force everyone to dance
107. 3:40calypso.
108. 3:42>> [applause]
109. 3:45>> It wouldn't happen.
110. 3:47>> [applause]
111. 3:48>> It just wouldn't happen.
112. 3:52The British
113. 3:53colonized with class. They went all over
114. 3:55the globe. And you know what
115. 3:56colonization we we read about it now and
116. 3:58it seems normal cuz it's in a history
117. 3:59book. They colonized colonized
118. 4:00colonized. When you think about
119. 4:01colonization, it is the strangest thing
120. 4:04you can think about cuz conquering is
121. 4:05one thing. You go to another country,
122. 4:07you take what's theirs, you want more,
123. 4:08you take the land, you know, you you
124. 4:10take the resources, you you kill the
125. 4:12people. That I understand, but
126. 4:14colonization I don't condone. I
127. 4:16understand.
128. 4:18But colonization
129. 4:20is strange because you go there and you
130. 4:21don't just take over. You then force the
131. 4:23people to become you.
132. 4:27That is such a strange concept.
133. 4:29When you think about where the British
134. 4:30did it. I mean they you know, they did
135. 4:32it in in Africa. They you know, they did
136. 4:34it in in in Asia. And think about in
137. 4:36India. Those cultures could not be more
138. 4:38diametrically opposed.
139. 4:40And out of nowhere the British just
140. 4:42decided to roll up.
141. 4:43Imagine what the Indians must have felt
142. 4:45like on that day.
143. 4:47Minding your own business.
144. 4:49Walking through a field.
145. 4:51Next thing you know, the British showed
146. 4:52up on horseback.
147. 5:01Hear ye, hear ye.
148. 5:03BY ORDER OF HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN, WE
149. 5:05HAVE ARRIVED.
150. 5:12You over there.
151. 5:13WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS LAND?
152. 5:18THIS LAND OVER HERE?
153. 5:20This is called India.
154. 5:23Well, my good man, I am here to TELL YOU
155. 5:25THAT INDIA IS NOW UNDER THE BRITISH
156. 5:27EMPIRE.
157. 5:33AND I'M glad that I can tell you that
158. 5:35India is exactly where it was yesterday.
159. 5:39>> [applause]
160. 5:42>> No no no, I I feel you're not
161. 5:44understanding what I'm saying. I'm
162. 5:46letting you know that WE'RE HERE TO
163. 5:47COLONIZE YOU BY ORDER OF THE QUEEN.
164. 5:52WHO IS THE QUEEN?
165. 5:54The Queen. The Queen of England, the
166. 5:56ruler of Great Britain. She who was
167. 5:59ordained by God.
168. 6:02Which God?
169. 6:06God. The one true God.
170. 6:09There are many gods, my friend. What is
171. 6:11the name of your God?
172. 6:16There is only one God, AND HIS NAME IS
173. 6:17GOD, AND YOU TOO SHALL WORSHIP HIM.
174. 6:20YOU WANT ME TO worship a God, but you
175. 6:22don't want to tell me his name?
176. 6:25What are you talking about? There are
177. 6:26many gods, okay? There is Shiva, there
178. 6:28is Lakshmi, there is Hare Krishna. There
179. 6:29are many gods. What is the name of your
180. 6:32God?
181. 6:35HIS NAME IS GOD.
182. 6:38>> [laughter]
183. 6:39>> You don't know the name of your God?
184. 6:44It's just God.
185. 6:46Is it like Mommy or Daddy?
186. 6:50You want me to worship your God, but you
187. 6:52don't want me to tell me his name, huh?
188. 6:53How am I going to pray to him? What do I
189. 6:55do? Every morning I go to wake up, then
190. 6:56I pray like, "Oh, dear God, dear God, I
191. 6:58was hoping that maybe God you could help
192. 7:00me." No, no, sorry, not you, other God.
193. 7:01No, no, other God. No, no, it's not
194. 7:03wrong God. No God, I was trying to talk
195. 7:05to other No, no, no, you're right. I
196. 7:06should have asked for her first name.
197. 7:08No, no, God. No, other God, please. No,
198. 7:10God behind that God. No, not you today,
199. 7:11God. Other God, you're right. He told me
200. 7:13he would know who I was talking to, and
201. 7:14I don't No, no, other God, please. That
202. 7:16God on that No, no, that God you Then I
203. 7:18wonder why my prayers are not getting
204. 7:19answered, huh?
205. 7:22>> [cheering and applause]
206. 7:26[applause]
207. 7:27>> How dare you speak to me like that?
208. 7:30DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? NO, BECAUSE you
209. 7:32never introduced yourself.
210. 7:36I have come here representing Great
211. 7:39Britain.
212. 7:40And I have never heard of Britain.
213. 7:43Who gave you that name?
214. 7:48Well, well, well, we did.
215. 7:52You called yourselves great?
216. 7:55Isn't that a little presumptuous?
217. 7:59Shouldn't you wait for other people to
218. 8:00tell you how great you are? Huh?
219. 8:03Shouldn't you just go around the world
220. 8:04and just do good things, good things,
221. 8:05good things? Then people go, "Oh my god,
222. 8:07Britain, look how great you are."
223. 8:10>> [applause]
224. 8:13>> Well, I I I beg to differ. I believe we
225. 8:15could do it because we knew
226. 8:16INSTINCTIVELY WE ARE GREAT BRITAIN.
227. 8:20WELL, in that case, welcome to Great
228. 8:21India.
229. 8:23No, no, it it doesn't it DOESN'T WORK
230. 8:25LIKE THAT. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
231. 8:27HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THIS?
232. 8:28LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO dares to speak
233. 8:30to me, okay? I was here minding my own
234. 8:32business in my land. You came over here
235. 8:34riding on your skinny cow telling me
236. 8:36that things are going to change.
237. 8:38I don't know who you are. All I know is
238. 8:40you're clearly crazy, okay? You're not
239. 8:41feeling too right. And I didn't want to
240. 8:43say anything, but you look like you are
241. 8:44going to faint. In fact, it looks like
242. 8:45you have died last week, okay?
243. 8:47Something is very wrong with your skin.
244. 8:49You're not looking good, my friend.
245. 8:50Maybe you should come down. We have a
246. 8:51curry, we talk about this.
247. 8:53What are you talking about? I LOOK QUITE
248. 8:54NORMAL.
249. 8:55>> YOU DO NOT LOOK NORMAL, MY FRIEND. I've
250. 8:56never seen anybody with that complexion
251. 8:58in my life, okay?
252. 9:00You look like you're playing hide and
253. 9:01seek with the sun your entire life. I
254. 9:03don't know what is happening, but that
255. 9:04is not how a person should look, huh? I
256. 9:06can see your veins pumping through your
257. 9:08skin right now. Do you know how creepy
258. 9:09that is? Pumping, pumping, pumping,
259. 9:11pumping. If I was your doctor, I don't
260. 9:14need X-ray machine. I just go, "What is
261. 9:15problem? It is your kidney." How do I
262. 9:16know? Because you're translucent. That
263. 9:18is how I know.
264. 9:20Damn you, WE ARE GOING TO RUN THIS
265. 9:21COUNTRY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. WE
266. 9:23ARE NOT GOING to do anything you tell
267. 9:24us. You're a madman. WE ARE GOING TO
268. 9:26TAKE IT. YOU'RE NOT TAKING. WE'RE GOING
269. 9:27TO
270. 9:32She's all yours. Take. Take.
271. 9:34Don't play nice. Take.
272. 9:37And that's how the British took over.
273. 9:40>> [applause]
274. 9:41>> That's how they took over India.
275. 9:47And then, [applause]
276. 9:49many, many years later, the British,
277. 9:51after they were done pillaging, left and
278. 9:53went back home.
279. 9:55And so, it only stands to reason
280. 9:58that those Indians who they had now made
281. 10:00British
282. 10:02would seek out
283. 10:04the land from whence they came.
284. 10:09I don't understand why British people
285. 10:10are complaining going, "Why are they
286. 10:12COMING HERE? WHY ARE WHY THE HELL ARE
287. 10:13YOU COMING HERE?" BECAUSE YOU TOLD us
288. 10:16how great it was, so we came to see for
289. 10:17ourselves.
290. 10:19>> [applause]
291. 10:22>> NO.
292. 10:23GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. GO BACK.
293. 10:25YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. THIS IS NOT
294. 10:26YOUR HOME. BUT YOU SAID we are all part
295. 10:28of the British Empire.
296. 10:30No, when I said part, I meant you were
297. 10:32under US, RIGHT? WE'RE THE BRITISH. YOU
298. 10:34ARE THE EMPIRE. WHAT DO you mean? We are
299. 10:36the British, AND YOU ARE THE EMPIRE.
300. 10:38OKAY, WELL, in that case, the Empire
301. 10:40strikes back.
302. 10:42Now, make some curry and tell me where
303. 10:44we're sitting, okay? Let's go. Let's go.
304. 10:45Let's go. Let's go.
305. 10:51>> [music]
306. 10:58[music]