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Bowser VS Eggman (Mario VS Sonic) DEATH BATTLE! DEBUNKED! — Transcript

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  1. 0:00Hello guys, it's the Monagra back with
  2. 0:03another video. And in this video, I will
  3. 0:07be debunking the Bowser versus Eggman
  4. 0:11death battle again since I've received
  5. 0:15criticism that they that people couldn't
  6. 0:19tell what was going on in the last
  7. 0:22version of the video. Uh this time I'll
  8. 0:24be doing things myself and things will
  9. 0:28be more
  10. 0:29reactionary. Uh like I'll show the clip
  11. 0:33and then I'll say something or something
  12. 0:36like that. And uh you know that's how
  13. 0:39it'll work.
  14. 0:41Uh, I'll be showing a ton of scans and I
  15. 0:46will be using Death Battles own logic
  16. 0:50against them and I will be showing where
  17. 0:53they lie or misinformed because people
  18. 0:59think that they're some infallible
  19. 1:02source that is never wrong and that they
  20. 1:06don't get things wrong. And I'm
  21. 1:08like, get off their meat. Get off their
  22. 1:11meat. Like, why? No. No, we're not doing
  23. 1:14that.
  24. 1:16And people need to be humbled on that.
  25. 1:20Uh, Death Battle has
  26. 1:23explicitly lied about certain scans in
  27. 1:28their
  28. 1:28episodes and this and this
  29. 1:32u battle is not the only one, but I'll
  30. 1:36be focusing on this battle in
  31. 1:38particular. And, you know, hopefully you
  32. 1:42guys enjoy this video. It's going to be
  33. 1:45pretty sweet. So stay
  34. 1:48tuned and let's begin.
  35. 1:52This battle is sponsored by Marvel Snap
  36. 1:54and Prize Pick.
  37. 2:02Bowser versus Dr. Eggman, the king of
  38. 2:05the Koopas and the baddest of bad nicks.
  39. 2:07And they're not alone. He's Whiz and I'm
  40. 2:10Boomstick. And it's our job to analyze
  41. 2:12their weapons, armor, and skills to find
  42. 2:14out who would win a death
  43. 2:18battle. Ah, the Mushroom Kingdom. A
  44. 2:21peaceful land of kindness, adventure,
  45. 2:25love. Ah, boring. Move aside, princess.
  46. 2:27It's time this place got way more
  47. 2:29awesome. Here comes King Koopa himself,
  48. 2:32better known as Bowser. The moment this
  49. 2:35orphan star child was found by Kamik, it
  50. 2:38was clear Bowser would command the
  51. 2:40desperate outcasts of the mushroom
  52. 2:42world, the Koopa clan. Sadly, not
  53. 2:45everyone's born a toad, and they treat
  54. 2:47these critters like monsters, faded to a
  55. 2:50life of infinite jump farming for
  56. 2:53one-ups. Bowser wanted a different
  57. 2:56world, but Princess Peach Toad Stool
  58. 2:58would never allow the evil king's day in
  59. 3:00the sun. Her light was so bright, Bowser
  60. 3:03became infatuated with her. So he turned
  61. 3:06all the toads into bricks and kidnapped
  62. 3:08her, putting their princess in another
  63. 3:10castle and another and another like 40
  64. 3:13years of castles, only to be released if
  65. 3:16she agrees to marry him and his dad bud.
  66. 3:19Yet he was foiled time and time again by
  67. 3:21those pesky Mario brothers. However,
  68. 3:24Bowser is nothing if not persistent.
  69. 3:26Look at him. Dude's built like a brick
  70. 3:29house strapped to a saw trap. That spike
  71. 3:32shell takes a lot of punishment. Not
  72. 3:33even the weight of a castle can scratch
  73. 3:35it. Especially when he rolls up like a
  74. 3:37prehistoric Beyblade. And the Koopa King
  75. 3:40doesn't just breathe fire and control
  76. 3:42lava. He commands nature itself.
  77. 3:44Spitting meteors from outer space,
  78. 3:46beckoning the earth with a snap,
  79. 3:48inhaling torrents of wind, straight up
  80. 3:50calling down lightning. What else has he
  81. 3:52got? Oh, just a little dabbling in dark
  82. 3:56magic. Hell yeah. Wizard turtle. Yeah.
  83. 4:00Uh this is what I mean. Uh from the last
  84. 4:04version of the death battle debunk, I
  85. 4:07had mentioned they
  86. 4:09mentioned black magic and dark magic as
  87. 4:12if it was this hyped up thing that it's
  88. 4:16powerful on its
  89. 4:18own. But they don't give
  90. 4:21substantial
  91. 4:23feats for uh how powerful it is like to
  92. 4:28add up to the hype that they're giving
  93. 4:31it. Like they it's
  94. 4:36unwarranted. Like you can't just say,
  95. 4:40"Oh, uh yeah, uh I got I got I got dark
  96. 4:43magic, bro. I got I got black magic,
  97. 4:47bro."
  98. 4:48No. Like, do like do you honestly think
  99. 4:52a random
  100. 4:54uh wizard could just use dark magic on
  101. 4:59Galactis? No. You see, they need to
  102. 5:03bring feats into the into this. And
  103. 5:07you'll see that they don't give a lot
  104. 5:10for the black magic and dark magic thing
  105. 5:14besides
  106. 5:16uh transmutation
  107. 5:17hacks, which Eggman already has hacks
  108. 5:22resistance
  109. 5:23to. Funny
  110. 5:25enough, the original NES manual even
  111. 5:28describes him as a sorcerer king. Magic
  112. 5:30is how he turned the toads into bricks,
  113. 5:32only countered by the princess's heart
  114. 5:34magic. Yeah. Uh, they're making a
  115. 5:38general statement, a very general
  116. 5:42statement about Bowser's dark
  117. 5:46magic without backing it up, like with
  118. 5:50actual proof. Like, what is it resistant
  119. 5:54to? What has it
  120. 5:57overwritten? What magic hasn't worked on
  121. 6:00it? What magic hasn't countered it? What
  122. 6:04magic does Bowser's own magic
  123. 6:07counter? See, these are things
  124. 6:10that that should be factored before you
  125. 6:13say something like that
  126. 6:15because then it comes off as misleading
  127. 6:19or wank. You get
  128. 6:22it? Anyway, let's continue.
  129. 6:26But that's not all the magic he's
  130. 6:27mastered. Telekinesis creating perfect
  131. 6:30clones. Yeah, I'm going to have to ask
  132. 6:33where's the statement that they are
  133. 6:35perfect clones? Like, do they have all
  134. 6:38the same abilities? Is there this uh
  135. 6:40this statement where it said that their
  136. 6:45powers are are not unlike the original
  137. 6:48or it's the same as the original and all
  138. 6:51of that because you know when when you
  139. 6:54just say that like you're being
  140. 6:57disingenuous because you don't have the
  141. 7:00proof to back it up and you're just
  142. 7:04making claims for the heck of it, you
  143. 7:06know.
  144. 7:08Anyway, that's all I wanted to say.
  145. 7:11Reanimating his undead skeleton.
  146. 7:15I'm just going to
  147. 7:17ask and anyone could go into the
  148. 7:21comments about
  149. 7:23this. Uh, where is it stated that he
  150. 7:27revived his dead skeleton? Like where's
  151. 7:32the proof that
  152. 7:35uh skeleton Bowser or Dry
  153. 7:40Bowser is dead because the funny thing
  154. 7:45about that is that there is a Mario game
  155. 7:50where it's revealed Dry
  156. 7:53Bowser is a like the dry Koopas are
  157. 7:59actually a species.
  158. 8:02And dry
  159. 8:04Bowser is
  160. 8:06literally a close family
  161. 8:10friend of
  162. 8:12Bowser's
  163. 8:14family. I'm serious.
  164. 8:18Look. So, I'm going to need some really
  165. 8:22good proof, you know, some really good
  166. 8:24some really good good good proof because
  167. 8:27uh this isn't working. This is not
  168. 8:30working.
  169. 8:32Also, I do want to
  170. 8:35uh mention that if Dry Bowser is
  171. 8:41truly a damaged or dead
  172. 8:45Bowser, then the anti
  173. 8:49feats, the
  174. 8:52anti-callet that would arise from
  175. 8:56that would be
  176. 8:59very bad for this
  177. 9:02matchup. For
  178. 9:05example, when Dry Bowser appears in some
  179. 9:09Mario games after Bowser is
  180. 9:12defeated, he hops out of lava. Now, if
  181. 9:15we assume that dry Bowser and Bowser are
  182. 9:18the same
  183. 9:19being,
  184. 9:21then that means that
  185. 9:25Bowser Bowser's body, it can't even
  186. 9:28handle
  187. 9:30lava. It can't even handle lava.
  188. 9:35Like there's there's nothing special
  189. 9:39about the lava or any statements about
  190. 9:42it that would make it substantial. Like
  191. 9:46yeah, it's a natural in the sense that
  192. 9:50some parts of it are sentient. Like
  193. 9:52there are lava people in
  194. 9:54it. Uh, but there's nothing crazy that
  195. 10:00excuses the anti feats and anti-caling
  196. 10:02that comes from
  197. 10:04that. Like that
  198. 10:07is that is really bad for Bowser when he
  199. 10:12goes up against someone like Eggman
  200. 10:14because Eggman has better stuff. He has
  201. 10:18better stuff to use than freaking Wava.
  202. 10:21[Music]
  203. 10:23Like, and this is what I mean. You see,
  204. 10:26Death Battle mentions a bunch of things,
  205. 10:30but then when you go into it
  206. 10:33closely, you
  207. 10:35realize like very
  208. 10:38quickly how their arguments would
  209. 10:42actually lead to the ones they said
  210. 10:45would
  211. 10:46win would lose very badly.
  212. 10:51Oh my
  213. 10:55god. Okay,
  214. 10:57so some people might not get the gist of
  215. 11:00why I'm saying, but in the Mario games,
  216. 11:04like there's usually a bunch of anti
  217. 11:06feeds for Bowser that occurs, and people
  218. 11:09don't really take this into account when
  219. 11:12power scaling because they're either
  220. 11:14biased, they don't know, or they're
  221. 11:17straight up ignorant. So, I'm going to
  222. 11:20post the evolution of Bowser
  223. 11:24uh battles throughout the Mario games,
  224. 11:27and I'm also going to post the dry
  225. 11:31Bowser battles because most of them
  226. 11:35involve pit defeats, like falling to a
  227. 11:38pit. And there's
  228. 11:41also lava defeats. Like he just falls
  229. 11:45into the lava after being dropped in
  230. 11:47there. That's the end of
  231. 11:49it. And there's even like signals that
  232. 11:54he kind of died or was defeated because
  233. 11:58there's this skull. There's this smoke
  234. 12:01skull that appears that confirms he was,
  235. 12:04you know, dealt with.
  236. 12:07And keep in
  237. 12:09mind, like some of the deaths or defeats
  238. 12:13or whatever the heck, it's to the same
  239. 12:17crap that that took him down before.
  240. 12:22Legitimately, I I kid you not, some of
  241. 12:26those deaths are the same things he
  242. 12:30normally is taken down by.
  243. 12:33So, it's not like Berserker from uh Fate
  244. 12:37Stay Night where he gets defeated by one
  245. 12:40thing but is more or less immune to it
  246. 12:43the next time or anything like that. No,
  247. 12:46it's not like Doomsday who dies and
  248. 12:49comes back and is heavily resilient
  249. 12:52against
  250. 12:53it. It's not like that. It's it's
  251. 12:57just it's just it's just a rinse and
  252. 13:02repeat kind of deal. That has to be one
  253. 13:04of the most useless
  254. 13:07uh powers I've seen from a magic user.
  255. 13:11Uh if someone can revive you, they do,
  256. 13:15but you don't gain any resistance
  257. 13:18towards the things that beat you before.
  258. 13:21That's basically how it is.
  259. 13:27Yeah, let me just Yeah, let me just post
  260. 13:32it. And
  261. 13:34uh you don't have to watch this long
  262. 13:37segment. You could skip it, but just
  263. 13:40know that a lot of these clips involve
  264. 13:45uh
  265. 13:47Bowser like being defeated due to
  266. 13:50pitfalls and lava. I am not kidding. I
  267. 13:55am not
  268. 13:57kidding. I wish I was, but I'm not.
  269. 14:03[Music]
  270. 14:17[Music]
  271. 14:44[Music]
  272. 15:10[Music]
  273. 15:30Where did we go?
  274. 15:57Hey,
  275. 16:19[Music]
  276. 16:46[Music]
  277. 17:23[Music]
  278. 17:27What? Up.
  279. 17:31[Music]
  280. 17:40Let's go.
  281. 17:44[Music]
  282. 18:03[Music]
  283. 18:11[Music]
  284. 18:23Power Sure is. Papa, come on
  285. 18:26[Music]
  286. 18:28in. You don't ever give up. I'll do my
  287. 18:53[Music]
  288. 19:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
  289. 19:10whoa. Mario, was
  290. 19:13I Mario? Look,
  291. 19:18[Music]
  292. 19:27Junior, I've got
  293. 19:30something
  294. 19:32not I want to fight that
  295. 19:43Marioation starts
  296. 19:45[Music]
  297. 19:51[Music]
  298. 20:09[Music]
  299. 20:11Punch. Pipe.
  300. 20:14Let's go.
  301. 20:18[Music]
  302. 20:52[Music]
  303. 21:09Oh.
  304. 21:10[Music]
  305. 21:15Thank you
  306. 21:20for listen.
  307. 21:28[Music]
  308. 21:44[Music]
  309. 21:49Oh, here I
  310. 21:53am. Here I am.
  311. 22:04[Music]
  312. 22:20[Music]
  313. 22:33[Music]
  314. 22:44Get off.
  315. 22:54[Music]
  316. 23:01[Music]
  317. 23:09Woohoo!
  318. 23:12[Music]
  319. 23:24Fire! Stop!
  320. 23:30Help
  321. 23:39me out.
  322. 23:47[Music]
  323. 24:03[Music]
  324. 24:16here. He's
  325. 24:19[Music]
  326. 24:28[Music]
  327. 24:46No. Oh.
  328. 24:52Wake up.
  329. 25:04[Music]
  330. 25:12[Music]
  331. 25:21[Music]
  332. 25:37Go. Oh god.
  333. 26:00Yahoo!
  334. 26:03[Music]
  335. 26:23Uh-oh.
  336. 26:25Oh.
  337. 26:29[Music]
  338. 26:37Mario.
  339. 26:55[Music]
  340. 27:13[Music]
  341. 27:20That's my goal.
  342. 27:28[Music]
  343. 27:36Got
  344. 27:39[Music]
  345. 27:49it. No.
  346. 27:58[Music]
  347. 28:10Thank you.
  348. 28:12[Music]
  349. 28:29[Music]
  350. 28:35[Music]
  351. 28:50Yes.
  352. 28:52Break
  353. 28:56[Music]
  354. 29:06[Music]
  355. 29:14[Music]
  356. 29:18it. Woohoo.
  357. 29:20[Music]
  358. 29:29Huh?
  359. 29:31My
  360. 29:37[Music]
  361. 29:46What the heck?
  362. 30:25[Music]
  363. 30:40Hey,
  364. 30:56[Music]
  365. 31:03no. I
  366. 31:05[Music]
  367. 31:26got fish.
  368. 31:32Fish.
  369. 31:55[Music]
  370. 32:17[Music]
  371. 32:23Yahoo! Get it!
  372. 32:40Wow.
  373. 32:50Move.
  374. 32:58Smile up.
  375. 33:02[Music]
  376. 33:16[Music]
  377. 33:49[Music]
  378. 33:57Thank
  379. 33:57[Music]
  380. 34:08you. You're welcome.
  381. 34:21[Music]
  382. 34:35Go. Oh my god.
  383. 34:52[Music]
  384. 35:05round.
  385. 35:09[Music]
  386. 35:25Awesome. Down.
  387. 35:32Doctor,
  388. 35:35[Music]
  389. 35:45[Music]
  390. 36:03[Music]
  391. 36:06Yahoo! Yahoo!
  392. 36:13[Music]
  393. 36:26[Music]
  394. 36:41I don't run.
  395. 36:45[Music]
  396. 37:11Get out of here.
  397. 37:16[Music]
  398. 37:26[Music]
  399. 37:29What do
  400. 37:42[Music]
  401. 37:44you think?
  402. 38:12What?
  403. 38:37Hey, I
  404. 38:40am
  405. 39:00Head shot.
  406. 39:32Change Sophia.
  407. 39:49[Music]
  408. 39:57Please start.
  409. 40:01[Music]
  410. 40:30about the killer.
  411. 40:38[Music]
  412. 40:45Let's go.
  413. 40:58[Music]
  414. 41:07Woohoo! Yeah!
  415. 41:12[Music]
  416. 41:27[Music]
  417. 41:59[Music]
  418. 42:35Look at the beach.
  419. 42:42[Music]
  420. 43:01[Music]
  421. 43:18[Applause]
  422. 43:28[Applause]
  423. 43:31Yahoo! Son of
  424. 43:33[Applause]
  425. 43:49[Applause]
  426. 43:59River.
  427. 44:31[Applause]
  428. 44:33Look at
  429. 44:59There you are.
  430. 45:14What are you doing?
  431. 45:23[Music]
  432. 45:36[Music]
  433. 45:46[Music]
  434. 45:57I told
  435. 46:00And here's the dry Bowser battles as
  436. 46:03well.
  437. 46:36[Music]
  438. 46:43Huh? Woohoo.
  439. 47:04I'm ready.
  440. 47:39Woohoo! Yeah.
  441. 47:43[Music]
  442. 48:11Hello.
  443. 48:17[Music]
  444. 48:32[Music]
  445. 48:46in the car. Woohoo.
  446. 49:00[Music]
  447. 49:03[Applause]
  448. 49:08[Music]
  449. 49:13push push.
  450. 49:30Hey, dash.
  451. 50:09Stop. Heat.
  452. 50:20[Music]
  453. 50:32Yahoo! Start.
  454. 50:39[Music]
  455. 51:02[Music]
  456. 51:07Hey, hey,
  457. 51:12Finish. Woohoo!
  458. 51:16[Music]
  459. 51:42[Music]
  460. 52:00Where are you?
  461. 52:04[Music]
  462. 52:26out. Come
  463. 52:29here. Heat. Heat.
  464. 52:39[Music]
  465. 52:46[Music]
  466. 53:08[Music]
  467. 53:33[Music]
  468. 53:46Wonderful. All
  469. 53:57[Music]
  470. 54:14right. What is it?
  471. 54:26Don't break.
  472. 54:31[Music]
  473. 54:55I'm coming.
  474. 55:01[Music]
  475. 55:13No way.
  476. 55:39[Music]
  477. 55:50[Music]
  478. 56:09[Applause]
  479. 56:14Yeah, at this point like you have to get
  480. 56:18what I'm trying to say here or the point
  481. 56:21I'm trying to make.
  482. 56:23uh Bowser and Dry Bowser being the same
  483. 56:29person,
  484. 56:31which is likely true to a certain extent
  485. 56:36has major
  486. 56:39implications. That would be an
  487. 56:42anti-cale for Bowser in this entire
  488. 56:45fight because it is consistently shown
  489. 56:50that Bowser
  490. 56:53turns into dry
  491. 56:57Bowser
  492. 56:59from
  493. 57:01pitfalls and lava.
  494. 57:08Now to put it into
  495. 57:13perspective, the
  496. 57:16multi-versal
  497. 57:18universal scaling for Bowser is in like
  498. 57:22very few games. Very few. It would be
  499. 57:28what power scalers like to refer
  500. 57:31to as outliers.
  501. 57:36outliers. And since Mario has no
  502. 57:41narrative for its power
  503. 57:45scaling, like it doesn't, it literally
  504. 57:49does
  505. 57:51not.
  506. 57:53Those higher scaling metas or
  507. 57:58arguments, they can be thrown right out
  508. 58:02the window.
  509. 58:04So if you
  510. 58:06use Bowser and dry Bowser being the same
  511. 58:11guy, you would be
  512. 58:16severely handicapping Bowser here.
  513. 58:21It means he can easily be defeated by
  514. 58:25Eggman who
  515. 58:27has higher
  516. 58:30accolades, higher scaling, higher
  517. 58:33statements, higher
  518. 58:35feats than Bowser.
  519. 58:39Multi-star busting
  520. 58:43statements. Universe destroying
  521. 58:46statements.
  522. 58:48Multiverse destroying statements. This
  523. 58:52is what Bowser is going up against as he
  524. 58:57dies to lava.
  525. 59:07[Music]
  526. 59:24[Music]
  527. 59:36[Music]
  528. 59:45Woohoo! Hey!
  529. 59:52[Music]
  530. 1:00:02[Music]
  531. 1:00:33[Music]
  532. 1:00:35Stop coming.
  533. 1:00:37[Music]
  534. 1:01:15[Music]
  535. 1:01:23Good. I'm scared.
  536. 1:01:50[Music]
  537. 1:02:14[Music]
  538. 1:02:20I want
  539. 1:02:32Mario. Yes.
  540. 1:02:45[Music]
  541. 1:02:57Huh?
  542. 1:02:59Huh?
  543. 1:03:02Huh?
  544. 1:03:06[Music]
  545. 1:03:11Huh?
  546. 1:03:15[Music]
  547. 1:03:22[Music]
  548. 1:03:36[Music]
  549. 1:03:39Another attack. Woohoo.
  550. 1:03:50[Music]
  551. 1:04:05This is consistent. This is literally
  552. 1:04:09consistent.
  553. 1:04:10[Music]
  554. 1:04:12So, don't know what to tell
  555. 1:04:15you. Even if you
  556. 1:04:17argued that
  557. 1:04:20Eggman was just star
  558. 1:04:24level, that is far hotter than Lava. It
  559. 1:04:30would take Bowser out. And then when he
  560. 1:04:32turns into dry Bowser, he could just do
  561. 1:04:34it
  562. 1:04:35again. And that's the end of the
  563. 1:04:37matchup.
  564. 1:04:39This is something that Death Battle
  565. 1:04:41blatantly ignores and it shows their
  566. 1:04:45level of bias
  567. 1:04:47and will
  568. 1:04:50to misrepresent a character to put the
  569. 1:04:55other character over. They did this with
  570. 1:04:58Flash versus Archie songs, by the way,
  571. 1:05:00where he said, "Oh, well, he's gotten
  572. 1:05:02knocked out by far less." but then
  573. 1:05:05ignores when Flash gets knocked out by
  574. 1:05:08paper and all that stuff. It's
  575. 1:05:11crazy. But Death Battle fans will still
  576. 1:05:14worship Death Battle like their word of
  577. 1:05:17God. It's
  578. 1:05:18crazy. Okay, let's uh continue.
  579. 1:05:23And worst of all, ruining every game of
  580. 1:05:26Mario Party. Hey, hey, no, no, no. I
  581. 1:05:29stole those coins. Fair and square.
  582. 1:05:31Bowser spent decades hoarding treasures.
  583. 1:05:33coins, magic star rods, warships, clown
  584. 1:05:35cars, you name it. Yeah. Uh there is no
  585. 1:05:40uh statement that Miiamoto makes where
  586. 1:05:45he says that Paper Mario is Canada. He
  587. 1:05:48never says that you could go out there
  588. 1:05:51and try to find insider things and
  589. 1:05:54interviews and lost media videos. You
  590. 1:05:58will never find it because he never says
  591. 1:06:00that. That's that's just the truth. If
  592. 1:06:03somebody says Miiamoto said that Pap
  593. 1:06:06Mario's cannon, they are lying to you.
  594. 1:06:08He never said that. What they are most
  595. 1:06:11likely referring to is
  596. 1:06:14the is the video clip where someone asks
  597. 1:06:20uh if all the Marios are the same. But
  598. 1:06:26this is blatantly contradicted by Paper
  599. 1:06:31Jam. This isn't to say that Mario can't
  600. 1:06:35be Paper Mario, but to say that Miiamoto
  601. 1:06:38explicitly said that Mario is Paper
  602. 1:06:42Mario is pure
  603. 1:06:44disingenuousness. That's That's
  604. 1:06:47it. This is the same guy that created
  605. 1:06:50multiple flying castles fashioned after
  606. 1:06:52his own face. Yeah, he's definitely got
  607. 1:06:54an ego on him. He's talked about having
  608. 1:06:56a fourdigit IQ, but I've seen this
  609. 1:06:59put death traps in his own backyard. A
  610. 1:07:01man after my own heart. Dude, they
  611. 1:07:04literally just showed the anti
  612. 1:07:07feed. Okay, let's just continue. Despite
  613. 1:07:11his clumsiness, Bowser's charisma and
  614. 1:07:13leadership brought many to his side. Not
  615. 1:07:15enough to defeat Mario, but his army
  616. 1:07:17doesn't make it easy on the Red Plumber.
  617. 1:07:19They're the most wicked band of misfits
  618. 1:07:21this side of world 8-4. The Koopa Troop.
  619. 1:07:25An army spanning multiple territories
  620. 1:07:27across the mushroom world and beyond.
  621. 1:07:30Goombas, Koopas, the troopas, and the
  622. 1:07:32others make up the infantry. Some with
  623. 1:07:34wings, some in shoes, and some even in
  624. 1:07:37race cars. They're the red shirts. Burst
  625. 1:07:39in and burst out. Piranha plants
  626. 1:07:42bloopers and lacatos use their
  627. 1:07:43surroundings to get the jump on
  628. 1:07:45unsuspecting prey by land, sea, or sky.
  629. 1:07:47We'd be here forever jotting down the
  630. 1:07:49small fries, booze, shy guys, sentient
  631. 1:07:52bombs with feet, and more. It was
  632. 1:07:54imperative for Bowser to nurture a unit
  633. 1:07:55that covers their own vulnerabilities.
  634. 1:07:57For example, Kamik and King Buu both
  635. 1:07:59have magic, but Boo has battlefield
  636. 1:08:01control with illusions and destabilizing
  637. 1:08:03dimensions, while Kamk focuses on
  638. 1:08:05buffing allies, canceling enemy powers,
  639. 1:08:07summoning anything he desires, or
  640. 1:08:09swapping my items to screw up my Mario
  641. 1:08:11Party lead. Not again. Speaking of
  642. 1:08:14items, most of the minions can use
  643. 1:08:15pretty much any power up Mario can. The
  644. 1:08:17glmbbas make frequent use of tanuki
  645. 1:08:19tales, and Bowser can really get into
  646. 1:08:21the cat roleplay. But as the Koopa troop
  647. 1:08:24grew and grew, it started to feel less
  648. 1:08:26like an army and more like a family
  649. 1:08:29unit. Oh, you mean like his kids, the
  650. 1:08:31Koopalings? Yeah, they're adopted.
  651. 1:08:33What's the difference? Good point.
  652. 1:08:34Bowser took them in and even trained
  653. 1:08:36them in dark magic. Though no one's as
  654. 1:08:39spoiled as his natural Nepo baby, Bowser
  655. 1:08:42Jr., Captain of the Koopa Troops.
  656. 1:08:44Spoiled is an understatement. Remember
  657. 1:08:46his escapades as Shadow Mario? He
  658. 1:08:48terrorized Delfino Plaza with literal
  659. 1:08:50evil paint. That whole debacle was
  660. 1:08:53basically his attempt at elementary
  661. 1:08:54school art class. And I bet Bowser still
  662. 1:08:57has some on the fridge. But really, the
  663. 1:08:59king is very protective of his kids. If
  664. 1:09:01the fam's in trouble, he can will
  665. 1:09:03himself to transform into a giant kaiju.
  666. 1:09:06All to crush whatever fooly's tug is
  667. 1:09:08smack. You mean the
  668. 1:09:11same kaiju Bowser that can be defeated
  669. 1:09:15by lava and pitfalls? That same
  670. 1:09:21one. Yeah, that's not that's not very
  671. 1:09:24impressive. Uh, let's just continue.
  672. 1:09:27Maybe a little overkill. Just one punch
  673. 1:09:30from Giant Bowser launched a castle out
  674. 1:09:32of orbit. Taking into account the flight
  675. 1:09:34path and the scale of their universe,
  676. 1:09:36Bowser's punch must have hit with a
  677. 1:09:38force of over 125 trillion tons of TNT.
  678. 1:09:42Well, first of all, uh that's a AP feat,
  679. 1:09:47not a speed
  680. 1:09:49feat. You can launch something faster
  681. 1:09:52than you can run. You know that, right?
  682. 1:09:55Next, uh the
  683. 1:09:59blackbox. H how should I explain this?
  684. 1:10:03It's vague. It's very vague. They say
  685. 1:10:09lassoing celestial objects, but
  686. 1:10:12celestial objects like what? Stars,
  687. 1:10:15black
  688. 1:10:17holes, cosmic dust, uh planets,
  689. 1:10:24galaxies, like what what are they
  690. 1:10:26talking about here?
  691. 1:10:28And the ice flower thing is way out of
  692. 1:10:35context. Uh, allow me to explain. Uh, so
  693. 1:10:39here's this scan from the Mario and
  694. 1:10:42Luigi games that says the ice flower can
  695. 1:10:45freeze the sun. I'll show it here.
  696. 1:10:49[Music]
  697. 1:10:53Now, the problem is they're not
  698. 1:10:56referring to the actual
  699. 1:10:58sun. They're
  700. 1:11:00referring to the enemy, the sun. Like
  701. 1:11:06this. You would know this if you played
  702. 1:11:09the Mario games. They would have known
  703. 1:11:11this if they did that. See? See that?
  704. 1:11:16And uh for you guys to see what I'm
  705. 1:11:19seeing, uh I'm just going to post clips
  706. 1:11:23of the sun in uh the Mario games.
  707. 1:11:29[Music]
  708. 1:11:37[Laughter]
  709. 1:11:43[Music]
  710. 1:11:46Huh? Huh?
  711. 1:11:53[Music]
  712. 1:12:07[Music]
  713. 1:12:21[Music]
  714. 1:12:33[Music]
  715. 1:12:39[Laughter]
  716. 1:12:44[Music]
  717. 1:13:04rebuild. He
  718. 1:13:12[Music]
  719. 1:13:33Grenade.
  720. 1:13:36[Music]
  721. 1:13:51Heat. Heat.
  722. 1:13:56[Music]
  723. 1:14:04[Music]
  724. 1:14:17Hey, hey, hey.
  725. 1:14:25[Music]
  726. 1:14:33H
  727. 1:14:38[Music]
  728. 1:14:42hey. Hey.
  729. 1:14:57[Laughter]
  730. 1:15:05[Music]
  731. 1:15:15And this is very embarrassing. ing.
  732. 1:15:19Uh, it's crazy that Death Battle
  733. 1:15:22couldn't put the context into what they
  734. 1:15:25were putting
  735. 1:15:27down and they just ended up misinforming
  736. 1:15:30a bunch of people.
  737. 1:15:32Uh, and as for the black hole part, I
  738. 1:15:36have nothing. Uh, the feat seems
  739. 1:15:38legitimate enough, so I can't really say
  740. 1:15:41anything on that. Anyway, let's
  741. 1:15:43continue. Considering how Yoshi punted
  742. 1:15:46poor Raphael the Raven so hard he
  743. 1:15:48exploded into a constellation of stars.
  744. 1:15:51Guys, are you actually eating this up?
  745. 1:15:55This is a blatant lie. All Yoshi did was
  746. 1:15:59set up flying Team Rocket style.
  747. 1:16:03They would literally be arguing that Ash
  748. 1:16:08and
  749. 1:16:09Pikachu are star level because they send
  750. 1:16:16Team Rocket into the sky and you see a
  751. 1:16:19little star
  752. 1:16:21sparkle like like that's what they're
  753. 1:16:25arguing and it's like how do you guys
  754. 1:16:28fall for this
  755. 1:16:29stuff? Do your own research. you'll see
  756. 1:16:32that they're
  757. 1:16:33lying. My
  758. 1:16:36god. And I'm not saying that
  759. 1:16:40Pikachu isn't star level. I'm saying
  760. 1:16:44that for that reason they're that's not
  761. 1:16:47the
  762. 1:16:49case. Anyway, let's continue.
  763. 1:16:52This isn't even close to Bowser's full
  764. 1:16:55strength. So, don't bully his kid,
  765. 1:16:57especially if he falls into some of
  766. 1:16:59Bowser Junior's set of black paint. That
  767. 1:17:01stuff's scary. Enough to unleash
  768. 1:17:03Bowser's Dark Fury. A form whose very
  769. 1:17:06steps caused widespread natural
  770. 1:17:08disasters. Okay, seriously, how does
  771. 1:17:10Mario ever beat this guy? He's like
  772. 1:17:12Godzilla, Dr. Strange, and John Cena all
  773. 1:17:15in one big turtle. Nah, don't disrespect
  774. 1:17:18Doctor Strange like that. Doctor Strange
  775. 1:17:22has far better feets, far better scaling
  776. 1:17:24than
  777. 1:17:25Bowser. Anyway, continue.
  778. 1:17:28Oh, we're not even to the best part.
  779. 1:17:30Bowser's dark magic became so potent, he
  780. 1:17:33eventually learned how to warp the very
  781. 1:17:35fabric of reality. Anything the king
  782. 1:17:37imagines, he makes happen. He turned all
  783. 1:17:40of Yoshi's island into a story book. And
  784. 1:17:42remember those painted worlds in Mario
  785. 1:17:4464? Yeah, he made those. And the
  786. 1:17:47staircase that goes on and on and on and
  787. 1:17:49on and on and on and oh god, does anyone
  788. 1:17:51know how to BLJ? He also stole ultra
  789. 1:17:53powerful items like the Wonderflower,
  790. 1:17:55which can mold reality like Play-Doh,
  791. 1:17:57and the dream stone, which can be used
  792. 1:17:59to wish someone out of existence. But
  793. 1:18:01his most iconic thefts are those big
  794. 1:18:03shiny power stars. Don't judge a book by
  795. 1:18:06its cover. Infant power stars, aka
  796. 1:18:08lumas, can become whole galaxies. They
  797. 1:18:11also fied Mario across the universe in 3
  798. 1:18:13seconds. That's 489 quadrillion times
  799. 1:18:17light speed. Obviously, the big daddy
  800. 1:18:19grand stars are even crazier. Bowser
  801. 1:18:22used one to power his space kingdom, but
  802. 1:18:24then guess who showed up to ruin
  803. 1:18:26everything. It's a him. And when the
  804. 1:18:28grand star was freed, it caused a chain
  805. 1:18:31reaction that destroyed the entire
  806. 1:18:33universe via a massive black hole. Big
  807. 1:18:36space god that Roselina showed up to
  808. 1:18:38save the day. Not that Bowser needed
  809. 1:18:40saving. He's been swallowed by another
  810. 1:18:41black hole and thrown into a star that
  811. 1:18:43went supernova.
  812. 1:18:45Okay, I'm going to keep this 100%.
  813. 1:18:52The leaps in logic are insane here.
  814. 1:18:56First of
  815. 1:18:58all, they said that
  816. 1:19:02Bowser didn't need saving from a
  817. 1:19:06universe
  818. 1:19:09collapsing because he survived being
  819. 1:19:13sucked into a black hole and a star
  820. 1:19:16going supernova.
  821. 1:19:23Okay, you could just tell that someone
  822. 1:19:27biased wrote that and told them to say
  823. 1:19:31that or they were biased
  824. 1:19:35themselves and chose to say
  825. 1:19:38that the destruction of a star or the
  826. 1:19:43pole of a black hole is nothing compared
  827. 1:19:49to the energy of an entire
  828. 1:19:53universe.
  829. 1:19:54That's crazy to even suggest that they
  830. 1:19:59are even remotely comparable and that
  831. 1:20:02those small things would be the reason
  832. 1:20:06why Bowser wouldn't need saving. And
  833. 1:20:11keep this in mind, right?
  834. 1:20:14In the guides, it is blatantly stated
  835. 1:20:19that Bowser was saved from a terrible
  836. 1:20:26fate. This implies he would have died.
  837. 1:20:30Okay, it implies he would have died. Got
  838. 1:20:34deleted. End of story. That's
  839. 1:20:38it. Oh my god. No.
  840. 1:20:42I don't know how you guys can eat this
  841. 1:20:44stuff up from death battle. This is
  842. 1:20:45blatant misinformation.
  843. 1:20:48Imagine if this crazy OP fire turtle had
  844. 1:20:51to fight himself. Oh, wait. He did. And
  845. 1:20:54he beat the hell out of
  846. 1:20:57him. They explicitly
  847. 1:21:00state the clone was no match for the
  848. 1:21:04original
  849. 1:21:06Bowser. Like they explicitly state this.
  850. 1:21:11I the Why? Why are you lying? Why are
  851. 1:21:14you guys
  852. 1:21:15lying? Why are you guys
  853. 1:21:18lying? They You see, they do this to put
  854. 1:21:21the one they want to win
  855. 1:21:24over and put the one they want to lose
  856. 1:21:27under. It's
  857. 1:21:29crazy. And they have misinformed people
  858. 1:21:34about materials regarding characters
  859. 1:21:37before. They did it in Gan Gray versus
  860. 1:21:40Raven
  861. 1:21:42uh where they said that oh uh Phoenix
  862. 1:21:46couldn't restore souls when there's
  863. 1:21:48comics where the Phoenix can do
  864. 1:21:51that. Uh they said that Snow was on
  865. 1:21:56Sonic in the Archie
  866. 1:21:59comics where he stopped the flaunting
  867. 1:22:02dial.
  868. 1:22:03Um, that was moon dust
  869. 1:22:07or smoke. That wasn't snow. You can
  870. 1:22:11clearly tell by the way it's
  871. 1:22:13drawn.
  872. 1:22:15Anyway, the point is, stop worshiping
  873. 1:22:19death battle and do your own research.
  874. 1:22:23You'll find a lot of the things they say
  875. 1:22:25are wrong.
  876. 1:22:29And you know, you'll you'll be more well
  877. 1:22:33equipped to talk about these kind of
  878. 1:22:35things cuz this is just this is just
  879. 1:22:40sad. They do all of this to hype up
  880. 1:22:44Bowser. But when you look into the
  881. 1:22:47context, it's not impressive at all.
  882. 1:22:52With all this power, it's a wonder he
  883. 1:22:54still hasn't conquered the Mushroom
  884. 1:22:55Kingdom. Yeah, Kullex is not
  885. 1:22:59extradimensional. He's
  886. 1:23:01twodimensional. In fact, he's an
  887. 1:23:05anti-cale to Mario. His existence would
  888. 1:23:09suggest Mario doesn't follow dimensional
  889. 1:23:11Tyrion at all. Keep that in mind.
  890. 1:23:15Perhaps it's because his visions of
  891. 1:23:17grandeur were never really what he saw.
  892. 1:23:20Surrounding him is a crew of outcasts
  893. 1:23:22and miscreants like him. Riyer dies that
  894. 1:23:25can't be swayed against him. Oh, are you
  895. 1:23:27saying he's secretly happy? Cuz he's got
  896. 1:23:29a big monster family now. Yes, but also
  897. 1:23:32when they actually work together,
  898. 1:23:34they've legitimately conquered most of
  899. 1:23:36the known universe. So, he's a baddie
  900. 1:23:39through and through, who will teleport
  901. 1:23:41through space and time to show you
  902. 1:23:43what's what, because he's no ordinary
  903. 1:23:45Koopa. Make way for the king.
  904. 1:23:52Now we get to the Eggman part. This
  905. 1:23:55should be fun.
  906. 1:23:58Citizens of Earth, lend me your ears.
  907. 1:24:02Yeah. Uh, I need you guys to to lend
  908. 1:24:06your ears to me.
  909. 1:24:08Uh, they're already going ahead and
  910. 1:24:10dismissing a lot of the materials that
  911. 1:24:13could be used for
  912. 1:24:15Sonic, including the crossovers, even
  913. 1:24:19though they're canon. For example, the
  914. 1:24:22Sonic and Mega Man crossover, which had
  915. 1:24:24the
  916. 1:24:25infamous Super Genesis wave feat. It's
  917. 1:24:30canon. Ian Flynn even said that it was
  918. 1:24:34the
  919. 1:24:36intention that Worlds
  920. 1:24:39Collide is the game universe. Let me
  921. 1:24:43show it here.
  922. 1:24:45Here's a question from T Ranger. In
  923. 1:24:48Worlds Collide, what kind of world is
  924. 1:24:49Sonic's? He mentions the Egg Viper, so
  925. 1:24:51it is more like the games, but if so,
  926. 1:24:54how did the Freedom Fighters fit into
  927. 1:24:55this altered world that was used for the
  928. 1:24:57crossover? Considering we saw that
  929. 1:24:59sniffly still exist and Sonic had to
  930. 1:25:01have known about some history with him
  931. 1:25:03and the Freedom Fighters in order to
  932. 1:25:04attempt to restore the old world. I just
  933. 1:25:06like to know what kind of history this
  934. 1:25:07world had and if characters like Ma and
  935. 1:25:09multiple Akidna characters like Lee and
  936. 1:25:11Da still existed or not. Ah, it's been
  937. 1:25:14so long now, but I'm pretty sure the
  938. 1:25:16intention with Worlds Collide was that
  939. 1:25:19it was just the game universe. Um, and I
  940. 1:25:23think, again, it's been a while, but I
  941. 1:25:25think that Snively cameo was not
  942. 1:25:28intended.
  943. 1:25:30I could be wrong. It It's been a bit at
  944. 1:25:32the very least it was meant to be kind
  945. 1:25:35of the foundational knowledge of what
  946. 1:25:38the new continuity would be going in,
  947. 1:25:40but not 100% because we still were
  948. 1:25:43working on that while World's Collide
  949. 1:25:45was still going on. Basically, Worlds
  950. 1:25:47Collide was meant to be just a pure
  951. 1:25:49Sonic Mega Man crossover. None of the
  952. 1:25:53extraneous stuff, none of the extra
  953. 1:25:56media material.
  954. 1:25:58Now, even if you said
  955. 1:26:02that Worlds Collide wasn't canon,
  956. 1:26:07right? Ian Flynn does
  957. 1:26:11say that Game Sonic could do what Archie
  958. 1:26:15Sonic did with the Super Genesis wave.
  959. 1:26:19I I don't know. Oh well, I will at least
  960. 1:26:23live long enough to ask this question.
  961. 1:26:25Well, to read it at least. This one is
  962. 1:26:28from Avatar of Chaos. Can game
  963. 1:26:31Supersonic do what Archie Sonic did
  964. 1:26:33against the Super Genesis wave? Assuming
  965. 1:26:35he was in the same world and situation,
  966. 1:26:37obviously the Chaos Emeralds of both
  967. 1:26:39worlds have similar mechanisms. The
  968. 1:26:41dreams, concepts, and the thoughts into
  969. 1:26:43reality thing. So, I'd say it's
  970. 1:26:45possible. Yeah. My intention with that
  971. 1:26:49incarnation of Sonic was basically he
  972. 1:26:50was game Sonic. Yeah. That was like just
  973. 1:26:53that was going into the reboot, right?
  974. 1:26:55Yeah. So, yeah, makes sense to me. And
  975. 1:27:01Ian Flynn has stated in the Bumble King
  976. 1:27:05forums when it was out, uh, you could
  977. 1:27:08check through the Wayback Machine, that
  978. 1:27:11uh, game Sonic and Archery Sonic's
  979. 1:27:14battle would end in a
  980. 1:27:16stalemate. And this was around the era
  981. 1:27:20of Sonic Generations and Sonic Lost
  982. 1:27:22World.
  983. 1:27:24So
  984. 1:27:27yeah, you could pretty much apply any
  985. 1:27:30scaling you have of Archer Sonic to Game
  986. 1:27:33Sonic. Let me uh show it.
  987. 1:27:39[Music]
  988. 1:27:47[Music]
  989. 1:27:57[Music]
  990. 1:28:11Down. Okay.
  991. 1:28:28Like everyone knows why Death Battle did
  992. 1:28:31that or tried to pull that. It's to to
  993. 1:28:34make the battle not a
  994. 1:28:37mismatch, but it's it'll still end up a
  995. 1:28:40mismatch as you'll see throughout this
  996. 1:28:43video.
  997. 1:28:45And I explain
  998. 1:28:46why. All right, let's go. Imagine a
  999. 1:28:49world of endless possibility where
  1000. 1:28:51people are free as the wind. Isn't it
  1001. 1:28:55disgusting? Now imagine a better world.
  1002. 1:28:58One with proper guidance and the
  1003. 1:29:00technology to bring about global peace.
  1004. 1:29:02But whiz, only a brilliant mind can make
  1005. 1:29:05that happen. Not just any brilliant
  1006. 1:29:07mind. He's a genius at heart who knows
  1007. 1:29:10the dangers within. He's Ivo Robotnik.
  1008. 1:29:13Dr. Eggman. As a mad scientist myself,
  1009. 1:29:16his story is my inspiration, just as
  1010. 1:29:18Eggman's was his grandfather, Gerald
  1011. 1:29:20Robotnik, who sought to create world
  1012. 1:29:22peace through technology. But then his
  1013. 1:29:25beloved granddaughter, Maria, was killed
  1014. 1:29:28by the Guardian Unit of Nations, better
  1015. 1:29:30known as gun. They're freaking called
  1016. 1:29:33Gun. Anyway, little Aggy grew up a
  1017. 1:29:36lonely narcissist because all his family
  1018. 1:29:38talked about was Maria this, Maria that.
  1019. 1:29:42Woohoo! Neglect and envy tainted Ivo's
  1020. 1:29:45goals of following Gerald's footsteps.
  1021. 1:29:47He distanced himself from his
  1022. 1:29:48grandfather's legacy. Instead of
  1023. 1:29:50bettering the world, he would conquer it
  1024. 1:29:52to get the attention he deserve. No, you
  1025. 1:29:54mean craved. Desperately craved a
  1026. 1:29:57tomato. Tomato, you just said it the
  1027. 1:29:59same way twice. He aimed to establish
  1028. 1:30:01Eggman Land, a capital of science. And
  1029. 1:30:04this paradise would have worked just
  1030. 1:30:06fine if not for that blasted Sonic the
  1031. 1:30:07Hedgehog. For years, Eggman's plans
  1032. 1:30:10literally blew up in his face, and he's
  1033. 1:30:13a very sore loser. But just like any
  1034. 1:30:15good experiment, the doctor did more
  1035. 1:30:17testing, seeking better results. He's
  1036. 1:30:19created plenty of knickknacks to
  1037. 1:30:20terrorize the world with. A laser gun, a
  1038. 1:30:23cloning ray, mind control cannons, a
  1039. 1:30:25flying armada, typical evil scientist
  1040. 1:30:27stuff. Then there's the big ones. He
  1041. 1:30:29invented a spatial displacement trap,
  1042. 1:30:31which while online scatters a target's
  1043. 1:30:34atoms across space. Oh, and then there's
  1044. 1:30:36the metal virus, which transmutes
  1045. 1:30:38organic tissue into living metal
  1046. 1:30:40zombies. It's so deadly it created a
  1047. 1:30:43plague that nearly wiped out all life on
  1048. 1:30:45Earth. J Eggman never made himself
  1049. 1:30:48immune to it. That's a whoopsie. And
  1050. 1:30:49when he's not duping you with decoys,
  1051. 1:30:51he's riding in style with the eggmobile.
  1052. 1:30:54It's lightweight for maneuverability,
  1053. 1:30:55but tough enough to withstand moon-sized
  1054. 1:30:57explosions and even the center of a
  1055. 1:31:00black hole. Yeah. So, I do want to
  1056. 1:31:03mention that the black hole in colors is
  1057. 1:31:07not a normal black hole. Uh, Eggman does
  1058. 1:31:11imply that
  1059. 1:31:13the wisps energy, the hyper goan is
  1060. 1:31:18superior to the Chaos
  1061. 1:31:21Emeralds, at least at the time of Sonic
  1062. 1:31:23Colors.
  1063. 1:31:25Your little party with other people's
  1064. 1:31:27planets is over.
  1065. 1:31:40That's not But they're even more
  1066. 1:31:42powerful than the Chaos Emeralds. No.
  1067. 1:32:10[Music]
  1068. 1:32:22Please, please.
  1069. 1:32:26[Music]
  1070. 1:32:53Laser this should Just a fraction of the
  1071. 1:32:55neg power. Maybe the nega wisps don't
  1072. 1:32:59like you either, Eggman. Looks like I
  1073. 1:33:01win this round.
  1074. 1:33:15You laser.
  1075. 1:33:18[Music]
  1076. 1:33:37You you
  1077. 1:33:39you horrid little
  1078. 1:33:42hedgehog. Unlimited color. Sorry,
  1079. 1:33:45Eggman. It looks like the wisps have
  1080. 1:33:47sided with me on this one.
  1081. 1:33:50Final color blaster.
  1082. 1:33:53But that's my mega whisp was to be
  1083. 1:33:55perfect.
  1084. 1:34:08[Music]
  1085. 1:34:29So, I don't know why they're treating
  1086. 1:34:31that as if it's a normal black hole. In
  1087. 1:34:35fact, that would just be a compliment to
  1088. 1:34:39Sonic's durability for being able to
  1089. 1:34:42survive
  1090. 1:34:43that when it generates power comparable
  1091. 1:34:47to the Chaos Emeralds. And speaking of
  1092. 1:34:51which, Death Battle is going to say
  1093. 1:34:54something pretty important that's
  1094. 1:34:56relevant to this near the end of the uh
  1095. 1:35:01death battle, like after
  1096. 1:35:05Bowser quote unquote wins.
  1097. 1:35:09Uh, so do pay attention because they're
  1098. 1:35:12going to mention the power of the stars
  1099. 1:35:14and the other things including the
  1100. 1:35:16Phantom Ruby, but they're not going to
  1101. 1:35:18mention how powerful they are and their
  1102. 1:35:22scaling and things like that, which
  1103. 1:35:25could have easily changed the course of
  1104. 1:35:28the battle. Like, it could have changed
  1105. 1:35:30the outcome very
  1106. 1:35:33easily. Okay, let's continue. I mean,
  1107. 1:35:37it's kind of lamel looking, but he can
  1108. 1:35:39plug it into big bad mechs like the egg
  1109. 1:35:41walker or the death egg robot whose
  1110. 1:35:44giant laser once obliterated 77,000
  1111. 1:35:47cubic meters of rock in an instant.
  1112. 1:35:49That's like having an atomic bomb in
  1113. 1:35:50your pocket all the time. Oh, okay.
  1114. 1:35:53Maybe this guy's pretty cool. Eggman
  1115. 1:35:54built machines for a long list of combat
  1116. 1:35:57situations. Some look like knights.
  1117. 1:35:59Others use extraterrestrial sources like
  1118. 1:36:01the
  1119. 1:36:01Wisps. Again, again, they don't talk
  1120. 1:36:05about how powerful they are. This is a
  1121. 1:36:09problem with with what I showed before,
  1122. 1:36:14like the video clip of the Neg armor,
  1123. 1:36:17that could reveal information pretty
  1124. 1:36:21important to their verdict, you know?
  1125. 1:36:23But no, no, they just they just leave
  1126. 1:36:25it. They just they just say, "Oh, it's
  1127. 1:36:28an extraterrestrial source, man. It's an
  1128. 1:36:30extraterrestrial source.
  1129. 1:36:32Frankly, it's pretty lazy.
  1130. 1:36:35And then there's the orbital bases like
  1131. 1:36:38the Death Egg. The reference is obvious,
  1132. 1:36:40but Darth Vader's version is like a toy
  1133. 1:36:42compared to the Death Egg, which can
  1134. 1:36:44annihilate stars. Boom. A whole
  1135. 1:36:47constellation gone in one shot. Now,
  1136. 1:36:50remember, they showed this and then
  1137. 1:36:54showed Bowser falling into lava and
  1138. 1:36:58being
  1139. 1:36:59defeated like this. this kind of stuff.
  1140. 1:37:02It's this kind of stuff that they show
  1141. 1:37:05and then have the other character
  1142. 1:37:07winning that that just gets people riled
  1143. 1:37:10up and for the right reasons.
  1144. 1:37:13That's not to say Eggman doesn't enjoy
  1145. 1:37:15scrapping with blue hedgehogs himself.
  1146. 1:37:17Enter the egg dragoon. Yeah. Uh I do
  1147. 1:37:22want to talk about this because
  1148. 1:37:25people sleep on the egg dragoon. They
  1149. 1:37:28think that for some reason Sonic doesn't
  1150. 1:37:31experience power progression. I've
  1151. 1:37:34talked about this in the uh
  1152. 1:37:37Infinite the Jackal underrated
  1153. 1:37:40powerhouse video.
  1154. 1:37:42Uh, basically there's a statement in the
  1155. 1:37:46game of Sonic Unleashed that the Egg
  1156. 1:37:51Dragoon is the product of Eggman putting
  1157. 1:37:55years of research into finding ways to
  1158. 1:37:59defeat
  1159. 1:38:00Sonic and that the Egg Dragoon is the
  1160. 1:38:04pinnacle of Eggman's mad science.
  1161. 1:38:08So at that point, Egg Dragoon would
  1162. 1:38:13scale above the Egg Wizard and the Egg
  1163. 1:38:18Salamander, which could fight Super
  1164. 1:38:20Sonic and Super Blaze
  1165. 1:38:22respectively. I just want you to know
  1166. 1:38:25that. Let me show it.
  1167. 1:38:29[Music]
  1168. 1:38:34[Music]
  1169. 1:38:36Hell yeah. The rawest of the battle mix.
  1170. 1:38:39It's got electric drills. It's got ice
  1171. 1:38:42pistols. It's got a whole lot of
  1172. 1:38:44bullets. My god, Whiz, I need it. Don't
  1173. 1:38:48forget Eggman built all of these things
  1174. 1:38:50himself. Yeah. Uh I'm going to be real.
  1175. 1:38:56Uh, the time eater
  1176. 1:38:59uh has scaling to the Chaos Emeralds. In
  1177. 1:39:02Sonic Generations, the Japanese version,
  1178. 1:39:05it is stated that Time Eater was in the
  1179. 1:39:09process of destroying the Chaos Emeralds
  1180. 1:39:13by Classic Metal
  1181. 1:39:16Sonic. Let me show it here.
  1182. 1:39:21Yeah, I just want you to keep this in
  1183. 1:39:22mind because death battle will gloss
  1184. 1:39:27over this and act like it never
  1185. 1:39:31happened. Meanwhile, they're going to
  1186. 1:39:34say something important later that I
  1187. 1:39:36want you to pay attention to. I'll point
  1188. 1:39:38it out when it
  1189. 1:39:40happens. Anyway, let's
  1190. 1:39:42continue. Maybe world domination is in
  1191. 1:39:44his grasp yet. One problem. Eggman's a
  1192. 1:39:47turbo loner. No hobbies, no friends, no
  1193. 1:39:50wife, no nothing. Come on, he has
  1194. 1:39:52friends. I mean, he's a feminist. Oh,
  1195. 1:39:55okay. Maybe not. But what about
  1196. 1:39:57infinite notice that they will not go
  1197. 1:40:01over infinite statements or actual
  1198. 1:40:04feats? It's actually kind of
  1199. 1:40:07insane. Like, it's like they put no
  1200. 1:40:10effort into Eggman's side and it and
  1201. 1:40:15it's very disgusting.
  1202. 1:40:17Uh, I'll go ahead and
  1203. 1:40:21uh show the statement where he stated to
  1204. 1:40:24be Sonic's strongest foe
  1205. 1:40:27[Music]
  1206. 1:40:29yet. And uh, you know, well, you
  1207. 1:40:34probably don't know. People will
  1208. 1:40:36probably
  1209. 1:40:37say that
  1210. 1:40:40uh, why are you showing me this?
  1211. 1:40:43Infinite isn't stronger than Soloris.
  1212. 1:40:46Well, yes, he is. I know what you're
  1213. 1:40:49going to say, but it's just stated. It's
  1214. 1:40:52not supported by the
  1215. 1:40:54material. I
  1216. 1:40:57mean, there are a bunch of statements in
  1217. 1:41:00the material, such
  1218. 1:41:02as Infinite being Eggman's
  1219. 1:41:07greatest weapon or ultimate masterpiece
  1220. 1:41:10or ultimate weapon. But people don't
  1221. 1:41:13like to bring that up because it's in
  1222. 1:41:16the game.
  1223. 1:41:18Next. It's funny that people don't
  1224. 1:41:22mention
  1225. 1:41:24that if we went by the logic of the
  1226. 1:41:29feats get over statements get
  1227. 1:41:31under
  1228. 1:41:34then Namek Saga Super Saiyan
  1229. 1:41:38Goku would be stronger than Super
  1230. 1:41:42Perfect
  1231. 1:41:43Cell because Namek Saga Goku actually
  1232. 1:41:48has feats.
  1233. 1:41:50Meanwhile, Super Perfect S only has
  1234. 1:41:52statements. You could argue all you want
  1235. 1:41:56about, "Oh, uh, but Super Perfect Cell
  1236. 1:41:59said he was going to destroy the entire
  1237. 1:42:01solar system." Guess what? He never did
  1238. 1:42:04it.
  1239. 1:42:07So, tell you
  1240. 1:42:09what, if you could get me a statement
  1241. 1:42:13that is after Infinite's pull over pack
  1242. 1:42:17about Solaris being stronger than
  1243. 1:42:19Infinite, that's fine. And no, Ian Flynn
  1244. 1:42:23statements neither
  1245. 1:42:26because the the statement about Infinite
  1246. 1:42:29being the strongest Sonic Foe came
  1247. 1:42:32straight from Sega. Unless Ian's words
  1248. 1:42:36is coming directly from Sega. No, it no.
  1249. 1:42:40Ian Flynn's words don't mean Jack. It
  1250. 1:42:43don't mean Jack. Because Ian Flynn
  1251. 1:42:46himself has stated that if his words
  1252. 1:42:50contradict Sega, go with Sega. That's
  1253. 1:42:54it. That's it. And I'll show you this,
  1254. 1:42:57too. I'll show you this, too. Hold on.
  1255. 1:43:01All right. Here's one from the might of
  1256. 1:43:04Gabbor. What do you say or said on the
  1257. 1:43:06Bumblecast can be
  1258. 1:43:08insightful and acceptable, but if Sega
  1259. 1:43:11Sonic Teams interviews, websites,
  1260. 1:43:13materials, social medias, etc. say
  1261. 1:43:15otherwise, that's the ultimate say so in
  1262. 1:43:17source, right? Oh, yeah. Again, I am not
  1263. 1:43:21an official spokesman. I'm speaking from
  1264. 1:43:24a position of a gig
  1265. 1:43:26nerd. Uh, if the official line is
  1266. 1:43:30something completely different, go with
  1267. 1:43:32the official line. Stronger than
  1268. 1:43:34Solaris, and he gets over, he is
  1269. 1:43:36stronger than Egg Wizard, stronger than
  1270. 1:43:39the egg dragoon, stronger than the egg
  1271. 1:43:42salamander, stronger than the time
  1272. 1:43:45eater. There's nothing you could do
  1273. 1:43:46about it. That's it. Keep
  1274. 1:43:49coping. And I even had a tall Toyota
  1275. 1:43:52weigh in on this stuff. I asked him the
  1276. 1:43:54question on the statements about
  1277. 1:43:56Infinite and he literally confirmed that
  1278. 1:43:59that's what it was saying. It was like
  1279. 1:44:01Eggman said this and like come on bro.
  1280. 1:44:04Like no bro guys are cooked. Stop.
  1281. 1:44:10Stop. Like Atro Tea is the world view
  1282. 1:44:13supervisor for the Sonic series. He's a
  1283. 1:44:16Sonic team member and he wrote for Sonic
  1284. 1:44:19Forces and this is what he has to say.
  1285. 1:44:23And a tall Toyota is leagues higher than
  1286. 1:44:27he
  1287. 1:44:30Flynn. I got I got I gotta say to you
  1288. 1:44:33guys harshly for you to get the point
  1289. 1:44:35because if somebody is nice and doesn't
  1290. 1:44:38show conviction, you'll abuse it and
  1291. 1:44:41keep trying to go ahead with your
  1292. 1:44:43nonsense. Infinite gets over. That's it.
  1293. 1:44:47And we also have the mega death egg
  1294. 1:44:50robot who is even stronger than
  1295. 1:44:55[Music]
  1296. 1:45:01infinite. Sure, they might have joined
  1297. 1:45:03forces over a mutually soft revenge
  1298. 1:45:05against Shadow, but it counts. Sort of.
  1299. 1:45:08Who needs friends when you can build
  1300. 1:45:10friends? Obviously, Eggman has a tough
  1301. 1:45:12time collaborating with others, so he
  1302. 1:45:14just built his own army instead. The
  1303. 1:45:16Eggman Empire. The Badnicks are
  1304. 1:45:19mass-produced foot soldiers, busers,
  1305. 1:45:21crab meat, caterpillars, egg robos, and
  1306. 1:45:24don't forget those beautiful moto bugs.
  1307. 1:45:26The badicks may seem simple, but they're
  1308. 1:45:28led by an elite, multi-talented unit,
  1309. 1:45:30the hardboiled heavies. Really leaning
  1310. 1:45:33into the egg thing, huh? The army has a
  1311. 1:45:35wide variety of troops. Even your
  1312. 1:45:36classic comedy duo with Orbot and Cubot,
  1313. 1:45:39their Eggman's assistants, and immense
  1314. 1:45:41disappointments. Every genius has their
  1315. 1:45:43duds. Hey, at least they're not scratch
  1316. 1:45:45and grounder. But that's why he's made
  1317. 1:45:47top-notch bots modeled after the Sonic
  1318. 1:45:49cast. Like everyone's favorite Robo
  1319. 1:45:51Faker, Metal Sonic. Metal Sonic has the
  1320. 1:45:54most horsepower in the Eggman Empire. He
  1321. 1:45:56has the moves and speed of Sonic and
  1322. 1:45:58then some. He has had his rebellious
  1323. 1:46:00phases, but Eggman's reprogrammed Metal
  1324. 1:46:02to better follow his commands.
  1325. 1:46:03Additionally, when upgraded to his Neo
  1326. 1:46:05form. Yeah. Uh I'm going to interrupt
  1327. 1:46:09this. Uh, I do want to let people know
  1328. 1:46:11that
  1329. 1:46:13uh the Neo Metal Sonic like in the IDW
  1330. 1:46:18comics is far stronger than the one in
  1331. 1:46:24uh Sonic Heroes and Rivals and etc. This
  1332. 1:46:29is because uh the IDW comics is set
  1333. 1:46:34after Sonic Forces and Neo Metal Sonic
  1334. 1:46:39explicitly implies that he was made to
  1335. 1:46:43be stronger than Infinite as in he was
  1336. 1:46:46supposed to be the greatest weapon in
  1337. 1:46:49the final battle against Sonic, but he
  1338. 1:46:53was completed too late. That's what is
  1339. 1:46:55explicitly stated.
  1340. 1:46:58Neo Metal Sonic is described as a mad
  1341. 1:47:02genius like Dr.
  1342. 1:47:04Eggman with Sonic's abilities and
  1343. 1:47:08limitless stamina, which Sonic already
  1344. 1:47:10has.
  1345. 1:47:14He
  1346. 1:47:15is stated to
  1347. 1:47:17be Eggman's greatest
  1348. 1:47:21creation and he can use the power of the
  1349. 1:47:25Master
  1350. 1:47:28Emerald and he has fought Super Sonic in
  1351. 1:47:34Sonic Speed Simulator which is canon. So
  1352. 1:47:38there you go.
  1353. 1:47:45[Music]
  1354. 1:47:57Heat. Heat.
  1355. 1:48:11[Music]
  1356. 1:48:32Heat. Hey, heat. Hey, heat. Heat. Heat.
  1357. 1:48:38[Music]
  1358. 1:49:14You
  1359. 1:49:18win. Heat. Heat.
  1360. 1:49:37[Music]
  1361. 1:49:37[Applause]
  1362. 1:49:57Target.
  1363. 1:49:59[Music]
  1364. 1:50:00Heat.
  1365. 1:50:03[Music]
  1366. 1:50:08Reloading. Reloading.
  1367. 1:50:10[Music]
  1368. 1:50:16[Music]
  1369. 1:50:26[Music]
  1370. 1:50:41[Music]
  1371. 1:50:52Okay. Are you Heat. Heat.
  1372. 1:51:26[Music]
  1373. 1:51:32[Music]
  1374. 1:51:34Okay, hold on.
  1375. 1:51:47[Music]
  1376. 1:52:00[Music]
  1377. 1:52:04Heat.
  1378. 1:52:06Heat.
  1379. 1:52:11[Music]
  1380. 1:52:12[Applause]
  1381. 1:52:18Heat. Heat.
  1382. 1:52:25[Music]
  1383. 1:52:27[Applause]
  1384. 1:52:33[Music]
  1385. 1:52:39[Music]
  1386. 1:52:48[Music]
  1387. 1:52:50Okay,
  1388. 1:52:51on me.
  1389. 1:52:57[Music]
  1390. 1:53:11[Music]
  1391. 1:53:17Fire. Heat.
  1392. 1:53:32[Music]
  1393. 1:53:41Okay.
  1394. 1:53:45[Music]
  1395. 1:53:49Reloading.
  1396. 1:53:59[Applause]
  1397. 1:54:07Heat.
  1398. 1:54:13Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat.
  1399. 1:54:21[Music]
  1400. 1:54:39[Music]
  1401. 1:54:44[Music]
  1402. 1:54:49Reloading.
  1403. 1:54:53[Music]
  1404. 1:55:05Heat.
  1405. 1:55:12Heat.
  1406. 1:55:16[Applause]
  1407. 1:55:29Heat.
  1408. 1:55:35Heat.
  1409. 1:55:38[Music]
  1410. 1:55:45Heat. Heat.
  1411. 1:55:48[Music]
  1412. 1:56:11[Music]
  1413. 1:56:20Metal Sonic could copy biological data,
  1414. 1:56:23including unique powers like Shadow's
  1415. 1:56:25time stop technique. chaos control. He
  1416. 1:56:27can even copy silver psychoinesis. And
  1417. 1:56:30with enough chaos energy, he powers up
  1418. 1:56:32into super neo metal sonic. Though
  1419. 1:56:35everything would change with the
  1420. 1:56:36appearance of the Phantom Ruby, one of
  1421. 1:56:38many trump cards at Aman's disposal. The
  1422. 1:56:40Phantom Ruby alters reality by
  1423. 1:56:42manipulating perception. Basically,
  1424. 1:56:44super OP illusions, but in Infinite's
  1425. 1:56:46hands, it's a weapon of mass
  1426. 1:56:48destruction. I don't know how illusions
  1427. 1:56:50translate to body replicas changing
  1428. 1:56:52gravity or making a fake sun, but go
  1429. 1:56:55off, gang. And when used on the planet's
  1430. 1:56:57consciousness, which is a thing, the
  1431. 1:56:59Ruby granted Eggman the light man form.
  1432. 1:57:03Yeah. Uh, I do want to talk about this
  1433. 1:57:05because Death Battle definitely isn't
  1434. 1:57:08going to tell this to you, but uh, White
  1435. 1:57:13Man Eggman is comparable to Supersonic
  1436. 1:57:16and on equal footing.
  1437. 1:57:18It's stated by the official Sonic the
  1438. 1:57:22Hedgehog Japanese channel. It's also
  1439. 1:57:25stated in the story line they are
  1440. 1:57:27referencing which is the otherworldly
  1441. 1:57:30comedy or iseka giri. You know, take
  1442. 1:57:33your pick. Let me show it right here.
  1443. 1:57:48And even
  1444. 1:57:50though he used the planet's
  1445. 1:57:53consciousness as a target, he was able
  1446. 1:57:56to create entire
  1447. 1:57:58worlds that revolved around outer space.
  1448. 1:58:02So he created
  1449. 1:58:04universes, but death battle won't tell
  1450. 1:58:07you that. They won't tell you that
  1451. 1:58:09because they do the bare minimum to the
  1452. 1:58:12lowest
  1453. 1:58:14research. Oh, and keep in mind at Toyota
  1454. 1:58:17did say that otherworld comedy takes
  1455. 1:58:22place after Sonic Forces. So, the
  1456. 1:58:24supersonic that lightman Eggman is
  1457. 1:58:27comparable to is stall gaps above the
  1458. 1:58:30one in
  1459. 1:58:31Sonic06. Just wanted to let you know
  1460. 1:58:33that. Yep. Apparently, Super Eggman is
  1461. 1:58:37canon, though it is pretty complicated
  1462. 1:58:39to manifest.
  1463. 1:58:40Yeah. So, I'm just going to say this.
  1464. 1:58:43Uh, the black note that they left on
  1465. 1:58:46top, that is the most bare minimum
  1466. 1:58:51research I have ever seen.
  1467. 1:58:54They probably think that world refers to
  1468. 1:58:59just
  1469. 1:59:00planets when one of the worlds mentions
  1470. 1:59:04outer
  1471. 1:59:05space, which is more than just a planet.
  1472. 1:59:09But
  1473. 1:59:11regardless, this this is this is a major
  1474. 1:59:14problem because they're probably going
  1475. 1:59:19to say
  1476. 1:59:21[Music]
  1477. 1:59:23that the light man form is planetary or
  1478. 1:59:28some crap like that.
  1479. 1:59:32It isn't true neither. But the phantom
  1480. 1:59:35ruby isn't the only souped up gem Eggman
  1481. 1:59:37has.
  1482. 1:59:38No, the Phantom
  1483. 1:59:41Ruby that Eggman had was already on par
  1484. 1:59:46with Supersonic. The Phantom
  1485. 1:59:48Ruby prototype that Eggman used in
  1486. 1:59:51isekai Giri was
  1487. 1:59:54already powered up by the original Ruby.
  1488. 1:59:58He just didn't discard it and chose to
  1489. 2:00:00use that. At all Toyota says so.
  1490. 2:00:05It's literally the same one from Sonic
  1491. 2:00:07Forces.
  1492. 2:00:11Lauo death battle never change.
  1493. 2:00:15He's used the jeweled scepter to make
  1494. 2:00:17the world shattering egg wizard.
  1495. 2:00:20I hope they're not using world
  1496. 2:00:25shattering as in just planetary because
  1497. 2:00:30bare minimum at bare
  1498. 2:00:33minimum the power of the
  1499. 2:00:36stars are the energies between Sonic and
  1500. 2:00:41uh Blaz's
  1501. 2:00:43worlds. Uh and Ian Flynn has said that
  1502. 2:00:47they are pandimensional.
  1503. 2:00:51This is in addition to having power
  1504. 2:00:54outputs that was initially stronger than
  1505. 2:00:57the Chaos Emeralds, the Soul Emeralds,
  1506. 2:01:00and even the Master
  1507. 2:01:02Emerald. And for the love of
  1508. 2:01:05God, Super Sonic explicitly
  1509. 2:01:09states that he cannot beat Egg Wizard
  1510. 2:01:13without working together with Blaze.
  1511. 2:01:17like,
  1512. 2:01:19"Yeah, and this is weaker than infinite,
  1513. 2:01:22mind you." Then on more than one
  1514. 2:01:24occasion, he's effortlessly gathered the
  1515. 2:01:26super rare, super powerful Chaos
  1516. 2:01:29Emeralds. You know, the things that
  1517. 2:01:30power Super Saiyan Hedgehog. Eggman
  1518. 2:01:33built and built and built, and
  1519. 2:01:35eventually he built something that
  1520. 2:01:37started to build on him. Sage was
  1521. 2:01:40originally designed as a mere assistant,
  1522. 2:01:42but through an alien encounter, she was
  1523. 2:01:44granted actual sentience. Sage is
  1524. 2:01:47already super powerful. But now she's
  1525. 2:01:49also super smart. She thought up
  1526. 2:01:51millions of battle plans all at once to
  1527. 2:01:53defeat the massive titans. And you can
  1528. 2:01:55barely remember where you put your dune
  1529. 2:01:56bug. I know exactly where it is. It's at
  1530. 2:01:59the police impound. Thank you very much.
  1531. 2:02:01Sage was Eggman's saving grace. He had
  1532. 2:02:04previously found machines with
  1533. 2:02:05personality lacking. But Sage's great
  1534. 2:02:07adequacy in serving her function
  1535. 2:02:09provided Eggman with something that for
  1536. 2:02:11the first time he'd hate to lose. in
  1537. 2:02:14essence a sort of daughter. So like any
  1538. 2:02:18good daddy gave her the keys to his car,
  1539. 2:02:20his spaceship, and his orbital death
  1540. 2:02:22ring. Hell, now she controls the entire
  1541. 2:02:25army. And this frankly unheard of trust
  1542. 2:02:27from Eggman became crucial in defeating
  1543. 2:02:29the end. A primordial entity so mighty
  1544. 2:02:32even supersonic struggled against him.
  1545. 2:02:34Their battle can only be described as
  1546. 2:02:36peak fiction. Cuz charged by seven Chaos
  1547. 2:02:39Emeralds, Super Sonic's no joke. The
  1548. 2:02:41power of one emerald can shift
  1549. 2:02:43continents. All seven together can shift
  1550. 2:02:45the universe and kill some pretty
  1551. 2:02:48terrifying bosses like Eggman's time
  1552. 2:02:50eater, which ripped apart spaceime like
  1553. 2:02:53tissue paper. In short, Chaos Emeralds
  1554. 2:02:55give thoughts power. With them, Eggman's
  1555. 2:02:58best machines can run indefinitely while
  1556. 2:03:00matching the greatest powers ever seen.
  1557. 2:03:02Like when three supers battled Solaris,
  1558. 2:03:04who tried to destroy time itself.
  1559. 2:03:06Solaris extended his chaos across
  1560. 2:03:08multiple timelines in about 20 seconds
  1561. 2:03:10for 73 quadrillion times light speed.
  1562. 2:03:12It's funny though. While Eggman's smarts
  1563. 2:03:15have sort of defeated Sonic here and
  1564. 2:03:17there, he's pretty effective when he
  1565. 2:03:18teams up with the blue blur to save the
  1566. 2:03:20world. Well, recall how Professor Gerald
  1567. 2:03:22was a good person before losing the
  1568. 2:03:24granddaughter he loved. In Eggman's
  1569. 2:03:26case, now that he has Sage, perhaps a
  1570. 2:03:28similar story is playing out in reverse.
  1571. 2:03:33Peggy will always have a hairbrain
  1572. 2:03:35scheme behind his cufflings. So watch
  1573. 2:03:37out critters and plebeians of the world.
  1574. 2:03:39He is the Eggman and he's got the master
  1575. 2:03:42plan.
  1576. 2:03:47Yeah. So I skipped the battle. We're
  1577. 2:03:52going to go right into the so-called
  1578. 2:03:56reasons why Bowser won according to
  1579. 2:03:58death battle.
  1580. 2:04:00It's going to be full of BS, but bear
  1581. 2:04:05with me here. Let's
  1582. 2:04:07continue. KO. This war was not an easy
  1583. 2:04:11one to win, which might seem surprising
  1584. 2:04:13given how the Sonic series is not afraid
  1585. 2:04:14to show how tough its cast is, while
  1586. 2:04:16Mario's comes across as more cartoony.
  1587. 2:04:19[Music]
  1588. 2:04:21Oh my god. I'm not sure if you can see
  1589. 2:04:23me put my hand on my face in utter
  1590. 2:04:29disappointment,
  1591. 2:04:31but I'm telling you, I'm doing exactly
  1592. 2:04:34that. The fact that they said that the
  1593. 2:04:39Mario verse is over the Sonic verse
  1594. 2:04:42because they're more
  1595. 2:04:44cartoony has to be one of the dumbest
  1596. 2:04:47arguments I've ever seen from Death
  1597. 2:04:50Battle.
  1598. 2:04:52[Music]
  1599. 2:04:53Averse be cartoony doesn't just mean
  1600. 2:04:56they automatically scale above
  1601. 2:04:59multiversal, hyperversal, outer versal,
  1602. 2:05:02and etc. levels of power. Things that
  1603. 2:05:05the Sonic verse has shown to
  1604. 2:05:09us. Like I don't even I don't even know
  1605. 2:05:12where they got this idea from. It's it's
  1606. 2:05:15frankly very
  1607. 2:05:17stupid.
  1608. 2:05:19I it would take me a full video and I
  1609. 2:05:24don't think I could list all the
  1610. 2:05:27reasons why that is a dumb argument.
  1611. 2:05:33Um, I'm just going to say it's a very
  1612. 2:05:36dumb point and
  1613. 2:05:37that only people like the death battle
  1614. 2:05:42meat writers, Mario meat writers, people
  1615. 2:05:46that can't scale or people who can't use
  1616. 2:05:51logic for whatever reason would believe
  1617. 2:05:54it. Only they would believe it. I'm just
  1618. 2:05:58saying. Anyway, let's continue.
  1619. 2:06:02But as it turns out, Bowser had
  1620. 2:06:04everything he needed to take Chrome Dome
  1621. 2:06:05down. Strap in. This one's a lot, so
  1622. 2:06:08we'll break it down into five
  1623. 2:06:09categories. First up is physical stats.
  1624. 2:06:11Bowser pretty handedly outmatched any of
  1625. 2:06:13Eggman's usual mechs, like the Egg
  1626. 2:06:15Dragoon or the Death Egg Robot. Okay,
  1627. 2:06:18I'm going to leave the Death Egg Robot
  1628. 2:06:21out of this, but the Egg Dragoon, which
  1629. 2:06:24scales above the egg
  1630. 2:06:26wizard? Heck no.
  1631. 2:06:30At the time of Sonic Unleashed, the Ed
  1632. 2:06:33Dragoon is explicitly stated to be the
  1633. 2:06:36pinnacle of Eggman's mad
  1634. 2:06:41science. The Ed Wizard solos the entire
  1635. 2:06:44Mario versse. That's it. Like, that's
  1636. 2:06:47the end of it. That's the end of the
  1637. 2:06:48story. That's not debatable. That's not
  1638. 2:06:51debatable.
  1639. 2:06:54The only point at which it's not true is
  1640. 2:06:58if Sega and Nintendo come out and say,
  1641. 2:07:02"Oh, uh, yeah, you know, Mario and Sonic
  1642. 2:07:05characters, you know, they they go hand
  1643. 2:07:08in hand. You know, they're they're
  1644. 2:07:09evenly matched. They're rivals to each
  1645. 2:07:11other." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they they
  1646. 2:07:14match themselves in all stats and stuff
  1647. 2:07:16like that. But that has not happened
  1648. 2:07:19yet. And this
  1649. 2:07:21is that's a lie.
  1650. 2:07:25The death egg robot could level cities.
  1651. 2:07:27Bowser could punch a castle out of
  1652. 2:07:29orbit. Yeah. Uh in Sonic Lost
  1653. 2:07:34World, Eggman absorbs the planet's
  1654. 2:07:38energy. He states destructive force it
  1655. 2:07:41produces cannot be measured. This is the
  1656. 2:07:45same Eggman who was able to
  1657. 2:07:50measure Solaris's power in Sonic
  1658. 2:07:5406. The same thing with the time
  1659. 2:07:59meter. This is way beyond throwing
  1660. 2:08:02something out of orbit. I don't even
  1661. 2:08:05know why they are comparing these
  1662. 2:08:09lowass stats. We know Eggman is higher
  1663. 2:08:13than
  1664. 2:08:14that. Death Battle showed the stats in
  1665. 2:08:17the
  1666. 2:08:18analysis. So, Death Battle is clearly
  1667. 2:08:22trying to underscore Eggman and make
  1668. 2:08:26Bowser seem more impressive to make it
  1669. 2:08:29seem like Bowser had a reason to win.
  1670. 2:08:33Let's continue. The Death Egg could
  1671. 2:08:36destroy stars, but Yoshi could match
  1672. 2:08:38that level of power. He didn't match the
  1673. 2:08:43level of power of destroying
  1674. 2:08:48stars. He knocked
  1675. 2:08:51Raphael into the
  1676. 2:08:54sky team rocket style.
  1677. 2:08:59If
  1678. 2:09:01Raphael
  1679. 2:09:04actually was turned into a star, he
  1680. 2:09:08would be dead and he would not appear in
  1681. 2:09:12any more
  1682. 2:09:13games or there would be a statement that
  1683. 2:09:17comic returned him back to
  1684. 2:09:20life. This did not
  1685. 2:09:23happen. He's in the Paper Mario series.
  1686. 2:09:26He's in later Mario entries, later Yoshi
  1687. 2:09:29entries as well.
  1688. 2:09:30There's there is there is no excuse for
  1689. 2:09:33this. This is blatant misinformation.
  1690. 2:09:36And Bowser's strength is certainly above
  1691. 2:09:38the green dinosaurs.
  1692. 2:09:40Uh I wouldn't agree with certainly
  1693. 2:09:43unless you take that hyperbole statement
  1694. 2:09:46of Bowser being
  1695. 2:09:49uh many times stronger than Mario. I
  1696. 2:09:52forget the number. I think it was
  1697. 2:09:54trillions, billions, millions or
  1698. 2:09:58something. If you take that literally,
  1699. 2:10:01then yeah, I I I can see you easily
  1700. 2:10:03getting Bowser above Yoshi. But like the
  1701. 2:10:07fact that Bowser has that much of a
  1702. 2:10:10strength advantage and still loses would
  1703. 2:10:13actually be a pawn in this matchup with
  1704. 2:10:16Eggman. It would like debunk that entire
  1705. 2:10:19point. So
  1706. 2:10:21yeah, and that's another problem with
  1707. 2:10:24the, "Oh, Mario is more cartoony than
  1708. 2:10:27Sonic." It makes it hard to actually
  1709. 2:10:30scale their feeds. We don't know if it's
  1710. 2:10:33actually
  1711. 2:10:35genuine or if it's an exaggeration,
  1712. 2:10:38metaphor, or hyperbole for something
  1713. 2:10:42else, which is a major con to the
  1714. 2:10:45scaling.
  1715. 2:10:48Plus, while both Bowser and Eggman's
  1716. 2:10:50tech survived black holes, Bowser's was
  1717. 2:10:53much
  1718. 2:10:55[Music]
  1719. 2:11:03larger. This just goes without saying,
  1720. 2:11:06but I'll say it anyway. Bowser did not
  1721. 2:11:09survive the black hole supernova or
  1722. 2:11:11whatever. He was saved by Roselina.
  1723. 2:11:15two, Eggman's black hole that he dealt
  1724. 2:11:19with from the whis like the hyper golan
  1725. 2:11:23energy that rivals the Chaos
  1726. 2:11:26Emeralds. It's actually way more
  1727. 2:11:28powerful than
  1728. 2:11:30portrayed. His is actually a greater
  1729. 2:11:32feat by far.
  1730. 2:11:37Also, Eggman technically survived the
  1731. 2:11:41eraser of reality from the time
  1732. 2:11:44meter. So, yeah.
  1733. 2:11:48So, he may win stats, but this could
  1734. 2:11:51change with their powers. With so many
  1735. 2:11:53items and minions, that could make all
  1736. 2:11:54that a moot point. Aside from powerup
  1737. 2:11:56items, both could manipulate mind. Yeah.
  1738. 2:11:59Uh, there's a problem. One, Eggman's
  1739. 2:12:03mind control is powered by far
  1740. 2:12:07superior sources of
  1741. 2:12:09power compared to
  1742. 2:12:12Bowser's sources of power.
  1743. 2:12:16Next,
  1744. 2:12:17Eggman
  1745. 2:12:19has created precautions for mind
  1746. 2:12:24control, such as when he resisted
  1747. 2:12:26Starlines hypnosis.
  1748. 2:12:31and he would have applied this into his
  1749. 2:12:34robots. First of all, we don't even know
  1750. 2:12:38if Bowser's kind of mind control even
  1751. 2:12:42works on robots. So,
  1752. 2:12:45like that's a dead end.
  1753. 2:12:48Duplicate. Yeah. Uh here's the problem.
  1754. 2:12:52Eggman's kind of
  1755. 2:12:54duplicates don't get one-shotted by any
  1756. 2:12:56old thing. One hit takes the the double
  1757. 2:13:02cherries duplicates
  1758. 2:13:04out. Meanwhile, Eggman's duplicates are
  1759. 2:13:08stated to be just as strong as the
  1760. 2:13:12originals. And they don't just get
  1761. 2:13:14one-shotted. We can see that in Sonic
  1762. 2:13:16the Fighters and Sonic Forces.
  1763. 2:13:24[Music]
  1764. 2:13:39Heat. Heat.
  1765. 2:13:44[Music]
  1766. 2:13:50[Music]
  1767. 2:14:02[Music]
  1768. 2:14:31Heat. Heat.
  1769. 2:14:34[Music]
  1770. 2:14:51I can't wait to see how long you last
  1771. 2:14:54against this. Come out and fight me
  1772. 2:14:56yourself and I'll mop you up real quick.
  1773. 2:14:58Impudent run. I'm going to savor
  1774. 2:15:01watching you suffer.
  1775. 2:15:26Some great
  1776. 2:16:00What? Heat. Heat.
  1777. 2:16:15[Music]
  1778. 2:17:02You're not making this easy, are you? No
  1779. 2:17:05matter. Crushing will be all the more
  1780. 2:17:08satisfying.
  1781. 2:17:33[Music]
  1782. 2:17:45[Music]
  1783. 2:17:52No. How could I lose to the likes of you
  1784. 2:17:54again? That was a blast. Bring some
  1785. 2:17:57chili dogs next time.
  1786. 2:18:04[Music]
  1787. 2:18:16Wait a second. Speaking of which, where
  1788. 2:18:19was Zavok through that death battle?
  1789. 2:18:22Seriously, why wasn't he in there? He
  1790. 2:18:25was an ally of Eggman in Sonic Lost
  1791. 2:18:29World. and he was an ally of Eggman in
  1792. 2:18:33Team Sonic
  1793. 2:18:35[Music]
  1794. 2:18:36Racing. You know what? I'm so done with
  1795. 2:18:38Death Battle, man. It's an ultra
  1796. 2:18:41spacetime. Yeah, they seem to be
  1797. 2:18:43removing a lot of context on which
  1798. 2:18:47character affects spaceime on a greater
  1799. 2:18:51scale because the time eater, the egg
  1800. 2:18:56wizard, the egg salamander, they've all
  1801. 2:18:59affected spaceime on a higher scale than
  1802. 2:19:03anything Bowser has
  1803. 2:19:04done. They're just being disingenuous
  1804. 2:19:07here.
  1805. 2:19:08However, Bowser had a significant edge
  1806. 2:19:11in having access to the majority of his
  1807. 2:19:13abilities at all times. Yeah.
  1808. 2:19:17Uh, no. Just
  1809. 2:19:21no. For example, in Super Mario Galaxy,
  1810. 2:19:26Bowser is quite literally stripped of
  1811. 2:19:29his advantages between fights very
  1812. 2:19:32frequently.
  1813. 2:19:33Heck, in the final battle, the most
  1814. 2:19:36important one, he loses control of his
  1815. 2:19:38floating planet as Mario attacks him and
  1816. 2:19:41beats him up, forcing him to engage in a
  1817. 2:19:44more vulnerable
  1818. 2:19:46state. Next, in New Super Mario
  1819. 2:19:49Brothers, in the first game of the
  1820. 2:19:51series, Bowser is knocked into lava
  1821. 2:19:54where he's completely reduced to bones,
  1822. 2:19:57requiring magic intervention from Bowser
  1823. 2:20:00Jr. to restore him. clearly showing that
  1824. 2:20:03he doesn't always retain his form or
  1825. 2:20:06tools. Like he needs intervention to get
  1826. 2:20:09over. Next, Super Mario Sunshine.
  1827. 2:20:13Bowser's
  1828. 2:20:15mechanical
  1829. 2:20:16themed battle vehicle that's based on
  1830. 2:20:19Bowser himself is destroyed by Mario,
  1831. 2:20:22leaving him defeated and unable to keep
  1832. 2:20:25his advantage.
  1833. 2:20:26[Music]
  1834. 2:20:28Next, the Mario and Luigi RPG series.
  1835. 2:20:33Bowser is weakened very frequently or
  1836. 2:20:38manipulated in these games. Like in
  1837. 2:20:41Bowser's Inside Story, Thawful takes
  1838. 2:20:44away most of Bowser's strength, leaving
  1839. 2:20:46him powerless until he regains it later.
  1840. 2:20:50And in the Paper Mario
  1841. 2:20:52series, while Bowser usually starts off
  1842. 2:20:56strong in the entries of those games, he
  1843. 2:21:00often loses access to very important
  1844. 2:21:05powerups throughout the games. In Paper
  1845. 2:21:08Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, he
  1846. 2:21:11attempts to claim the Shadow Queen's
  1847. 2:21:13power, but is rejected, leaving him
  1848. 2:21:16powerless against her. Now, Eggman, on
  1849. 2:21:20the other hand, has shown his abilities
  1850. 2:21:24to keep his equipment far more
  1851. 2:21:27consistently, frequently escaping
  1852. 2:21:30battles to rebuild his forces with
  1853. 2:21:32little
  1854. 2:21:33consequence. If Bowser can be stripped
  1855. 2:21:35of his gear in different Mario games,
  1856. 2:21:38then the argument that he always has his
  1857. 2:21:41equipment falls apart. Yeah, Eggman can
  1858. 2:21:43do some crazy stuff, but only across
  1859. 2:21:46different mechs. Bowser can only do
  1860. 2:21:49worse things than
  1861. 2:21:50Eggman, but only across different
  1862. 2:21:53powerups. See how dumb that sounds? This
  1863. 2:21:57is a battle where all their powerups are
  1864. 2:22:00considered. All their equipment are
  1865. 2:22:03considered. Why are you even using this
  1866. 2:22:06argument? It's
  1867. 2:22:09disingenuous. But that's death battle.
  1868. 2:22:11They'll use it. Fortresses or space
  1869. 2:22:14bases? Bowser's all natural. He's got
  1870. 2:22:16all his best powers built in. I have I
  1871. 2:22:20have no words. I'm just going to post
  1872. 2:22:23the history of him using powerups to amp
  1873. 2:22:26himself to try to be Yoshi, Mario,
  1874. 2:22:28whoever. And
  1875. 2:22:29like we're we're just going to move to
  1876. 2:22:32the next part
  1877. 2:22:35because this is so disingenuous. Oh my
  1878. 2:22:38god.
  1879. 2:22:44[Music]
  1880. 2:23:00[Music]
  1881. 2:23:07here.
  1882. 2:23:15Ready, go.
  1883. 2:23:30[Music]
  1884. 2:23:45[Music]
  1885. 2:23:52Don't jump.
  1886. 2:23:57[Music]
  1887. 2:24:19[Music]
  1888. 2:24:36Go. Let's go.
  1889. 2:24:45[Music]
  1890. 2:24:59[Applause]
  1891. 2:25:02[Music]
  1892. 2:25:17It's me.
  1893. 2:25:30[Music]
  1894. 2:25:38[Applause]
  1895. 2:25:39[Music]
  1896. 2:25:49Wow.
  1897. 2:25:58[Music]
  1898. 2:26:10Stop business.
  1899. 2:26:17[Music]
  1900. 2:26:27[Music]
  1901. 2:26:32[Music]
  1902. 2:26:35Hello. Hello.
  1903. 2:26:40[Music]
  1904. 2:26:47That's nothing.
  1905. 2:26:55[Music]
  1906. 2:27:04[Music]
  1907. 2:27:14[Music]
  1908. 2:27:26[Music]
  1909. 2:27:33[Music]
  1910. 2:27:38Woohoo! Come on.
  1911. 2:27:50[Music]
  1912. 2:27:54Up there.
  1913. 2:27:57[Music]
  1914. 2:28:11Good
  1915. 2:28:18[Music]
  1916. 2:28:32job.
  1917. 2:28:34[Music]
  1918. 2:28:51Heat. Heat.
  1919. 2:29:12Heat. Heat.
  1920. 2:29:18[Music]
  1921. 2:29:37Heat. Heat.
  1922. 2:29:39[Music]
  1923. 2:29:46Heat. Heat.
  1924. 2:29:48[Music]
  1925. 2:30:10Heat.
  1926. 2:30:17Heat. Heat. Heat.
  1927. 2:30:22[Music]
  1928. 2:30:30[Applause]
  1929. 2:30:31[Music]
  1930. 2:30:46[Music]
  1931. 2:30:52Heat. Heat.
  1932. 2:30:55[Music]
  1933. 2:31:08[Applause]
  1934. 2:31:17Heat.
  1935. 2:31:21[Music]
  1936. 2:31:24Heat. Heat. Heat.
  1937. 2:31:29[Music]
  1938. 2:31:55Heat.
  1939. 2:31:57[Music]
  1940. 2:31:59Heat. Heat. Heat.
  1941. 2:32:00[Music]
  1942. 2:32:12Heat.
  1943. 2:32:17[Music]
  1944. 2:32:29Heat.
  1945. 2:32:33[Music]
  1946. 2:32:36Heat.
  1947. 2:32:39[Music]
  1948. 2:32:47Heat.
  1949. 2:32:49[Music]
  1950. 2:32:56Heat.
  1951. 2:32:59[Music]
  1952. 2:33:09Heat. Hey, heat. Hey,
  1953. 2:33:12[Music]
  1954. 2:33:18heat. Heat.
  1955. 2:33:19[Music]
  1956. 2:33:38Heat.
  1957. 2:33:40[Music]
  1958. 2:33:57Heat. Heat.
  1959. 2:34:10[Music]
  1960. 2:34:25power.
  1961. 2:34:26[Music]
  1962. 2:34:35[Music]
  1963. 2:34:49Oh, heat, heat.
  1964. 2:34:55[Music]
  1965. 2:34:58Ally
  1966. 2:35:17[Music]
  1967. 2:35:28[Music]
  1968. 2:35:49Don't go.
  1969. 2:36:12Woohoo! Hey!
  1970. 2:36:18[Music]
  1971. 2:36:41Ouch. Come on.
  1972. 2:36:46[Applause]
  1973. 2:36:55[Music]
  1974. 2:37:11Hello. Hello.
  1975. 2:37:15[Music]
  1976. 2:37:24[Music]
  1977. 2:37:30[Music]
  1978. 2:37:54[Music]
  1979. 2:37:59I'm ready.
  1980. 2:38:02[Music]
  1981. 2:38:08You never
  1982. 2:38:16[Music]
  1983. 2:38:24[Music]
  1984. 2:38:33[Music]
  1985. 2:38:47[Music]
  1986. 2:38:54Everybody know.
  1987. 2:39:00[Music]
  1988. 2:39:17[Music]
  1989. 2:39:27Heat. Heat.
  1990. 2:39:29[Music]
  1991. 2:39:41[Music]
  1992. 2:39:43[Applause]
  1993. 2:39:47[Music]
  1994. 2:40:18See that built-in they're talking
  1995. 2:40:20about. Me, too. And he ain't even a
  1996. 2:40:23robot, meaning he wins the war of
  1997. 2:40:25attrition. That is a flat out lie. But
  1998. 2:40:29let's continue. He even had counters for
  1999. 2:40:31battle enders like the metal virus and
  2000. 2:40:33spatial displacement trap. Context
  2001. 2:40:35matters for those weapons and both
  2002. 2:40:37backfired in the past.
  2003. 2:40:38First of all, the deadly six who should
  2004. 2:40:42have been in this death battle along
  2005. 2:40:44with Eggman were the reasons why the
  2006. 2:40:49metal virus backfired. They had the
  2007. 2:40:52abilities to control the system that the
  2008. 2:40:57metal virus functioned on because
  2009. 2:41:00it's synonymous with
  2010. 2:41:03robotics and the deadly 6 can control
  2011. 2:41:07machines.
  2012. 2:41:09Next, the spatial displacement trap had
  2013. 2:41:14to be overloaded with Chaos Emerald
  2014. 2:41:18energy, which Bowser does not have
  2015. 2:41:22anything close to in terms of
  2016. 2:41:24power. So, that's out of the question.
  2017. 2:41:29Bowser has no means of countering the
  2018. 2:41:32spatial displacement
  2019. 2:41:34trap and the metal
  2020. 2:41:36virus, which when it mutates becomes
  2021. 2:41:40unsustainable.
  2022. 2:41:41But more importantly, Bowser could
  2023. 2:41:43simply reverse the effects with his
  2024. 2:41:45transmutation magic.
  2025. 2:41:47Okay, let's make one thing clear. Death
  2026. 2:41:51Battle does not have evidence that the
  2027. 2:41:54Star Rod or any of Bowser's equipment
  2028. 2:41:56could do that. Keep in
  2029. 2:41:59mind, even the Chaos Emeralds
  2030. 2:42:04capability on whether it could deal with
  2031. 2:42:06the Metal Virus was put into
  2032. 2:42:08question in the IDW comic. You could
  2033. 2:42:11read it yourself.
  2034. 2:42:13[Music]
  2035. 2:42:15Meanwhile, the metal virus also was able
  2036. 2:42:20to infect Sonic and Shadow, who could
  2037. 2:42:24survive the time eaters eraser of
  2038. 2:42:27energy, color, space, time, and
  2039. 2:42:33reality. Star Rod's getting cooked, too.
  2040. 2:42:36And so is Bowser as the result.
  2041. 2:42:41If they think otherwise, they should get
  2042. 2:42:43proof for that. But until then, no.
  2043. 2:42:47Conversely, most of Eggman's robots
  2044. 2:42:49could get turned into, say, a frog or a
  2045. 2:42:52block with no reliable way back. Do they
  2046. 2:42:55know that some of Eggman's robots are
  2047. 2:42:58able to resist
  2048. 2:43:02transmutation? This is from Sonic
  2049. 2:43:06Heroes.
  2050. 2:43:07like I they didn't play the game. Uh
  2051. 2:43:11anyway, next. This is uh this is BS.
  2052. 2:43:16Bowser takes the edge in powers, but
  2053. 2:43:19definitely not for intelligence. Come
  2054. 2:43:21on, you have a fourdigit IQ, Bowser.
  2055. 2:43:24Really? That's cute. I mean, don't get
  2056. 2:43:26me wrong, Bowser's not an idiot.
  2057. 2:43:27Usually, just really, really clumsy. how
  2058. 2:43:31anyone can look at the Mario games and
  2059. 2:43:35Bowser's biggest
  2060. 2:43:37fumbles and not come to the conclusion
  2061. 2:43:40that he is an idiot is actually kind of
  2062. 2:43:45crazy. Anyway, let's continue that. That
  2063. 2:43:49That's an hilarious lie right there.
  2064. 2:43:53Poor fella. Meanwhile, Eggman's an
  2065. 2:43:55engineering genius who rarely ever gets
  2066. 2:43:58bested by brains. Easy dub. Now, let's
  2067. 2:44:00talk trump cards, as in items so
  2068. 2:44:03powerful they could decide the entire
  2069. 2:44:04outcome on their own. The Phantom Ruby
  2070. 2:44:07was super dangerous, but specifically
  2071. 2:44:09targets perception.
  2072. 2:44:11Yeah. Uh, they took that out of context.
  2073. 2:44:15Sonic Mania
  2074. 2:44:17explicitly has it distort space and time
  2075. 2:44:21and all of that.
  2076. 2:44:23So,
  2077. 2:44:24yeah, keep in mind it's also compared to
  2078. 2:44:27the Mass Emerald. So, even if it doesn't
  2079. 2:44:32affect reality, it still has a power
  2080. 2:44:35yield comparable to the Chaos Emeralds
  2081. 2:44:37and Master Emerald. Way beyond anything
  2082. 2:44:40in Bowser's army. Unlike Bowser's
  2083. 2:44:43Wonderflower, which mucks up reality for
  2084. 2:44:45real. You can't be serious.
  2085. 2:44:49Okay, I'm going to ask anyone or death
  2086. 2:44:54battle to do a task where they get a
  2087. 2:44:59feat of the Wonderflower affecting the
  2088. 2:45:02universe. If you can't do
  2089. 2:45:05that, the Wonderflower gets under the
  2090. 2:45:08Phantom Ruby simply due to the fact that
  2091. 2:45:11the Phantom Ruby created an entirely new
  2092. 2:45:15universe in Ogiri.
  2093. 2:45:18[Music]
  2094. 2:45:21can't do it. Okay, the Phantom Ruby gets
  2095. 2:45:24over.
  2096. 2:45:25And this was ignoring that light man
  2097. 2:45:29Eggman who uses the Phantom Ruby was
  2098. 2:45:32comparable to Supersonic. He uses the
  2099. 2:45:35Chaos Emeralds.
  2100. 2:45:37The Ruby affected a whole planet. But
  2101. 2:45:40the Wonderflower had the power to alter
  2102. 2:45:42the universe. No, you're not doing that.
  2103. 2:45:45If the Phantom Ruby is not multiversal
  2104. 2:45:48and up when it has scaling to the Chaos
  2105. 2:45:50Emeralds, you're not getting the
  2106. 2:45:52Wonderflower to universe level with no
  2107. 2:45:54feats. Get that out of you. Also,
  2108. 2:45:57the dream stone's ability to wish
  2109. 2:45:59anything out of existence. If he could
  2110. 2:46:01have actually done that, nothing would
  2111. 2:46:04have stopped him. Mario would have been
  2112. 2:46:06defeated and he would have actually had
  2113. 2:46:09a feat supporting he could do
  2114. 2:46:12that. It's clearly hyperbole.
  2115. 2:46:15would have no problem cleaning up Super
  2116. 2:46:17Neo Metal Sonic or Time Eater. Lau,
  2117. 2:46:20what? Super Neo Metal Sonic is
  2118. 2:46:23comparable to Supersonic and Time Eater
  2119. 2:46:26literally survived reality
  2120. 2:46:29eraser. What are they talking
  2121. 2:46:32about? They're lying out of their asses.
  2122. 2:46:36And it's so blatant to
  2123. 2:46:38see. Their most prized possessions was a
  2124. 2:46:41tougher call. Together, the Chaos
  2125. 2:46:43Emeralds can break the universe.
  2126. 2:46:45Multiple universes,
  2127. 2:46:48actually. Multiple. Even in Sonic Rush,
  2128. 2:46:53both Blaz's world and Sonic's world,
  2129. 2:46:56which are two universes, were going to
  2130. 2:46:59be destroyed by the by the Chaos
  2131. 2:47:01Emeralds, but so can the Grand Stars,
  2132. 2:47:04which Bowser does not scale to, nor can
  2133. 2:47:07he survive it. He would die in the
  2134. 2:47:10process.
  2135. 2:47:12This is very
  2136. 2:47:14clear. That's why he was saved by
  2137. 2:47:16Roselina in Super Mario Galaxy.
  2138. 2:47:20Arguably not as much given the emerald
  2139. 2:47:22scaling to Solaris or the Egg Wizard or
  2140. 2:47:25the Time Mater or Infinite or
  2141. 2:47:31Zavok or the Eggrobo or a Razor
  2142. 2:47:35Gin or the Phantom Ruby or the Power of
  2143. 2:47:39the Stars or the Master Emerald. You get
  2144. 2:47:43the point. Bowser was here. The
  2145. 2:47:46Power Stars and Grand Stars are far more
  2146. 2:47:48plentiful.
  2147. 2:47:50Hey, quick question. How many
  2148. 2:47:54ants from our world would it take to
  2149. 2:47:57beat
  2150. 2:48:02Galactis? Exactly. That's how stupid
  2151. 2:48:05that argument sounds. Clearly, this is
  2152. 2:48:08getting fairly abstract. And both had
  2153. 2:48:11multiple options that could win the day
  2154. 2:48:12instantly. Eggman's methods of winning
  2155. 2:48:15actually works and can be executed on
  2156. 2:48:18the other. Bowsers are fodder and don't
  2157. 2:48:21work on
  2158. 2:48:23Eggman. So, the safest bet is to call
  2159. 2:48:26this category a tie. I wouldn't
  2160. 2:48:29call
  2161. 2:48:32having three plus stock gap level things
  2162. 2:48:36on your arsenal a tie.
  2163. 2:48:39But sure, whatever saves face of your
  2164. 2:48:43errors, which means it's finally time to
  2165. 2:48:45compare their armies. Eggman seems
  2166. 2:48:47deadlier at first glance. One, he is
  2167. 2:48:51deadlier at first glance. Two, are they
  2168. 2:48:55actually trying to use the pure
  2169. 2:48:59hearts? Are you serious? The pure hearts
  2170. 2:49:03only counter the chaos hearts. That's
  2171. 2:49:07all they're meant for. They don't amp
  2172. 2:49:10Bowser. They don't restore reality on
  2173. 2:49:14the level that time eater and etc.
  2174. 2:49:17erased or could
  2175. 2:49:21erase. Like where are they getting this
  2176. 2:49:24from? They didn't play the games. They
  2177. 2:49:27didn't watch the cut scenes. They didn't
  2178. 2:49:29read the guide books. Where are they
  2179. 2:49:31getting this from?
  2180. 2:49:33Next, using statements for the cosmology
  2181. 2:49:36of Sonic and Mario. Sonic's cosmology is
  2182. 2:49:40far bigger. I made an entire document on
  2183. 2:49:43it. You should check it out, by the way.
  2184. 2:49:45I'll link it in the description. I mean,
  2185. 2:49:48look at all those buzz saws and rockets.
  2186. 2:49:50Metal Sonic's speed and power alone
  2187. 2:49:52could solo most of the Koopa Troop. Most
  2188. 2:49:55I think you mean all. The Koopa Troop
  2189. 2:49:57don't have the feats and statements that
  2190. 2:49:59Metal Sonic has.
  2191. 2:50:01But the Eggman Empire lacked something
  2192. 2:50:04Bowser had in space. Teamwork and
  2193. 2:50:08[Music]
  2194. 2:50:09loyalty. Death Battles
  2195. 2:50:12motto, their premise for the show is
  2196. 2:50:16that they take the characters at their
  2197. 2:50:20best for the
  2198. 2:50:22battle to determine who would truly win
  2199. 2:50:25a death battle.
  2200. 2:50:27[Music]
  2201. 2:50:29This this
  2202. 2:50:32[Music]
  2203. 2:50:33dishonest
  2204. 2:50:36argument weakens Eggman's forces
  2205. 2:50:41intentionally. If Eggman's army was
  2206. 2:50:45considered at its peak, then efficiency
  2207. 2:50:48should be measured based on moments when
  2208. 2:50:50it successfully conquers
  2209. 2:50:53territories, build mega scale machines,
  2210. 2:50:57and overwhelm Sonic's
  2211. 2:51:00forces,
  2212. 2:51:02not not being a walking
  2213. 2:51:05contradiction to each other's strengths,
  2214. 2:51:08because that is not Eggman's forces at
  2215. 2:51:10their best.
  2216. 2:51:12that is never stated to be their
  2217. 2:51:15best. Not only that, but they left out a
  2218. 2:51:20bunch of
  2219. 2:51:21characters that would have even given a
  2220. 2:51:25little validity to that statement. For
  2221. 2:51:28example, death battle excluded
  2222. 2:51:34Zavok, who has actually betrayed Eggman.
  2223. 2:51:42Metal
  2224. 2:51:43Sonic used to betray Eggman. Well, I
  2225. 2:51:47mean, he kind of still does, but it's an
  2226. 2:51:48outlier kind of
  2227. 2:51:50thing.
  2228. 2:51:51But
  2229. 2:51:54Eggman modified his
  2230. 2:51:57programming so Metal Sonic would now
  2231. 2:52:00follow him consistently.
  2232. 2:52:04One thing they also fail to acknowledge
  2233. 2:52:07is that Eggman's army is largely robotic
  2234. 2:52:10and programmed to follow his
  2235. 2:52:13commands. And this is unlike Bowser's
  2236. 2:52:16minions, which display varying levels of
  2237. 2:52:20intelligence and independence. Eggman's
  2238. 2:52:23forces operate in or organized ways
  2239. 2:52:27under his direct
  2240. 2:52:31control. And here's the thing about the
  2241. 2:52:34whole, oh well, you know,
  2242. 2:52:37the B Eggman's army is went against him,
  2243. 2:52:41bro.
  2244. 2:52:43The claim that Eggman's army is
  2245. 2:52:46dysfunctional mainly stems from a few
  2246. 2:52:50high-profile betrayals like Metal Sonic
  2247. 2:52:53and the hard-boiled
  2248. 2:52:55heavies, but the overwhelming majority
  2249. 2:52:58of Eggman's creations remain loyal.
  2250. 2:53:01Emphasis of
  2251. 2:53:04rebellion are
  2252. 2:53:07isolated at best rather than a general
  2253. 2:53:10rule. This is similar to how Bowser
  2254. 2:53:13sometimes faces
  2255. 2:53:16insubordination like comic getting
  2256. 2:53:19captured or Bowser Jr. disobeying
  2257. 2:53:22etc. Discounting Eggman's full army
  2258. 2:53:28based on a few rogue elements is unfair
  2259. 2:53:32and misrepresents the actual efficiency
  2260. 2:53:35of his forces. Point blank. This is some
  2261. 2:53:39dishonest they
  2262. 2:53:41call. I don't know how you guys deal
  2263. 2:53:44with this. Th I don't know how you guys
  2264. 2:53:46accept this. This is
  2265. 2:53:48Eggman is a notoriously terrible team
  2266. 2:53:51player. His alliances are practically
  2267. 2:53:53guaranteed to fall apart. Again, those
  2268. 2:53:56are
  2269. 2:53:58outliers. Those are not the norm.
  2270. 2:54:01[Music]
  2271. 2:54:03In Sonic Generations, he could barely
  2272. 2:54:05manage working with himself. Eggman's
  2273. 2:54:07army is designed to be controlled by
  2274. 2:54:08just him. To Eggman, it's harder to
  2275. 2:54:10command those with free will. And take
  2276. 2:54:14Sonic
  2277. 2:54:15forces where he had his robot army and
  2278. 2:54:19he took over the world when Sonic was
  2279. 2:54:21out of the
  2280. 2:54:22picture. Remember that for a second.
  2281. 2:54:24Remember
  2282. 2:54:26that. They don't mention that though.
  2283. 2:54:30Hence his rivalry with the Free Natured
  2284. 2:54:32Sonic. Meanwhile, the Koopa Troop
  2285. 2:54:33follows Bowser because they actually
  2286. 2:54:35like him. They train really hard to
  2287. 2:54:37cover each other's weak points. What
  2288. 2:54:41feats, what statements do they have that
  2289. 2:54:44compares to the bad nicks?
  2290. 2:54:47Accolades. What do they have that
  2291. 2:54:50compares to the bad mix's
  2292. 2:54:52accolades? What do they
  2293. 2:54:56have? They get blitzed by Metal Sonic.
  2294. 2:55:00It does not matter how well they
  2295. 2:55:03supposedly work together. They're too
  2296. 2:55:06weak to put up a fight against the
  2297. 2:55:09majority of Eggman's
  2298. 2:55:12badness. How many ants working together
  2299. 2:55:16would beat
  2300. 2:55:17Galactis? We're on that same argument
  2301. 2:55:20again.
  2302. 2:55:22That's what death battles do, giving
  2303. 2:55:24them plenty of advantages as this war
  2304. 2:55:26progressed, like battlefield control
  2305. 2:55:28through King Buu's magic. Fun fact, did
  2306. 2:55:31you know that Eggman's capsules from the
  2307. 2:55:34classic games can encase ghosts in
  2308. 2:55:38them? Funny they didn't mention that.
  2309. 2:55:41That would have dealt with any of the
  2310. 2:55:42booze
  2311. 2:55:43really. And Bowser Junior's paint. And
  2312. 2:55:46since the Koopa Troop doesn't rely that
  2313. 2:55:47much on technology, Sage's hacking
  2314. 2:55:49potential had little use to seal the
  2315. 2:55:53entire Eggman army into
  2316. 2:55:56cyerspace where they can't get out. It
  2317. 2:55:59transcends
  2318. 2:56:02mathematics and it stores
  2319. 2:56:05souls. It stores
  2320. 2:56:09souls so the booze cannot get out of it.
  2321. 2:56:13Also, secret weapon kamic is kind of
  2322. 2:56:16busted. Canceling Metal Sonic's power
  2323. 2:56:18copying. Question. Do you have a scan
  2324. 2:56:21which states that comic can negate power
  2325. 2:56:25[Music]
  2326. 2:56:29copying? No.
  2327. 2:56:33Okay, it's a lie. Stealing the Phantom
  2328. 2:56:36Ruby and potentially swapping the Chaos
  2329. 2:56:38Emeralds were huge game changers.
  2330. 2:56:41One, get a feat of
  2331. 2:56:45comic using his magic on things as
  2332. 2:56:48powerful as the phantom ruby and the
  2333. 2:56:50chaos elements. Next, this wouldn't work
  2334. 2:56:53because both items are sensient. They
  2335. 2:56:58can act on their own and they will
  2336. 2:57:01choose Eggman because he's a more
  2337. 2:57:03familiar user of those items. Add on
  2338. 2:57:07that Bowser and his army can use any
  2339. 2:57:10Mario powerup item, and they had
  2340. 2:57:11millions, no, billions of combinations
  2341. 2:57:13that the Eggman Empire just could not
  2342. 2:57:16actively plan against. One, not as
  2343. 2:57:18powerful as Eggman's army. Two, it takes
  2344. 2:57:22one hit to knock them out of it. And I
  2345. 2:57:26see them mentioning Sage, but do they
  2346. 2:57:30know that her very existence as how she
  2347. 2:57:34is in Sonic Forces and onwards was
  2348. 2:57:37brought upon by the ancients
  2349. 2:57:40technology. And even without that,
  2350. 2:57:43Sage's original model hacked into the
  2351. 2:57:46ancients technology in cyerspace, which
  2352. 2:57:49had an infinite amount of
  2353. 2:57:52[Music]
  2354. 2:57:54data. Those
  2355. 2:57:55powerups and their permutations are not
  2356. 2:57:58a problem for
  2357. 2:57:59Sage, who could handle all that data.
  2358. 2:58:03That said, Death Battle is lying to you
  2359. 2:58:06guys. Even with Sage's millions of plans
  2360. 2:58:09to take down the Titans, she thought
  2361. 2:58:11them to be unbeatable. I could go
  2362. 2:58:13through an entire video on this, but
  2363. 2:58:18Bowser's army wouldn't be able to beat
  2364. 2:58:20the Titans neither. Like, they're like
  2365. 2:58:24ants for the Titans or not even. They're
  2366. 2:58:27like They're like water bears being
  2367. 2:58:31devoured by a person after eating some
  2368. 2:58:35lettuce. That's what it
  2369. 2:58:37is. The characters in Sonic Frontiers
  2370. 2:58:41defies causality, logic, and reality.
  2371. 2:58:47Uh, I I Sage being even partially right
  2372. 2:58:52on those is way beyond
  2373. 2:58:55any data handling feat the
  2374. 2:58:59Bowser squad
  2375. 2:59:02has. Come on now. Which Sonic proved was
  2376. 2:59:06incorrect. You mean the same Sonic who
  2377. 2:59:08did busted feets throughout the series?
  2378. 2:59:11You mean the same Sonic who is propped
  2379. 2:59:15up as being able to do what no one else
  2380. 2:59:18can? Come on now. He breaks logic.
  2381. 2:59:25This is not some con. Bowser's army
  2382. 2:59:28can't do what Sonic does.
  2383. 2:59:30Just comparing their conquests makes it
  2384. 2:59:33clear the Eggman Empire took over the
  2385. 2:59:35whole planet, but Bowser's troop
  2386. 2:59:37conquered most of the universe.
  2387. 2:59:41Eggman destroyed the
  2388. 2:59:44universe. Didn't just conquer it. He
  2389. 2:59:47destroyed
  2390. 2:59:48it. How is this even a
  2391. 2:59:51comparison? Death Battle is the kind of
  2392. 2:59:54people that will say that someone
  2393. 2:59:57conquering a planet needs their
  2394. 3:00:00planetary. Also, Bowser conquers with
  2395. 3:00:04brawn, not
  2396. 3:00:06smarts.
  2397. 3:00:08So what's the significance of that
  2398. 3:00:12statement? Like what's the substance?
  2399. 3:00:15How smart were the people that he
  2400. 3:00:17conquered? How powerful were
  2401. 3:00:20they? These are the kind of questions
  2402. 3:00:22you need to ask when they say, "Well, he
  2403. 3:00:24conquered the universe. Well, going to
  2404. 3:00:28death. How impressive is that? Like who
  2405. 3:00:32did he conquer? How smart and powerful
  2406. 3:00:35were they?" I'm saying this because this
  2407. 3:00:38is an important question that should be
  2408. 3:00:40answered, but they never explore
  2409. 3:00:44this. That is a major lack of
  2410. 3:00:49foresight. It's a it's a it's telling of
  2411. 3:00:53their research quality, too. Eggman was
  2412. 3:00:56no pushover. His wit, power output, and
  2413. 3:00:58ridiculous machines gave Bowser the
  2414. 3:01:00biggest fight of his life. But the Koopa
  2415. 3:01:02King's ludicrous strength, abilities,
  2416. 3:01:03and united forces ultimately prevail.
  2417. 3:01:06Eggman tried to poach the king, and now
  2418. 3:01:09he's cracked and scrambled. The winner
  2419. 3:01:12is Bowser.
  2420. 3:01:14Man, this was a garbage episode to
  2421. 3:01:17debunk. If you like the video,
  2422. 3:01:20subscribe, follow, and like the
  2423. 3:01:23video, you know, and have a good day.
  2424. 3:01:26I'll see you on the next one. The
  2425. 3:01:28Madagra out.

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