Best JUMANJI Animal Rampages | Dwayne Johnson, Karen Gillan — Transcript

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1. 0:00Come on, Marco. Come on.
2. 0:08>> Oh, Lord.
3. 0:16>> Hey, you guys. Is that rock moving?
4. 0:25>> Oh no.
5. 0:27>> What? Well, now this is a problem.
6. 0:30>> Come on. What is it?
7. 0:31>> Called my
8. 0:32>> What?
9. 0:32>> Spit it out.
10. 0:33>> What is it?
11. 0:34>> Just tell us. Tell us, Milo.
12. 0:41[groaning and screaming]
13. 0:42>> Those are men. Jewels. We should go. Go.
14. 0:45Go.
15. 0:50>> That one up.
16. 0:54Note the distinctive and colorful
17. 0:55pigment around their face and buttocks.
18. 1:02Mandrels are the heaviest of all
19. 1:04monkeys, even heavier than baboons, with
20. 1:06which they are often confused.
21. 1:11And now head for the rhombus. Come on,
22. 1:14hurry up. Ramus. Ramus.
23. 1:26NO, MARTHA. NOT THAT ONE. YOU'RE ON THE
24. 1:29WRONG BRIDGE. THE PERPENDICULAR ONE.
25. 1:39>> ARTHUR.
26. 1:44[screaming]
27. 1:51>> [screaming]
28. 1:55>> SPENCER, behind you.
29. 1:59[screaming]
30. 2:00Go.
31. 2:02Come on. I got you.
32. 2:06>> SPENCER.
33. 2:09[groaning]
34. 2:14[screaming]
35. 2:23>> [screaming and groaning]
36. 2:28>> OW.
37. 2:30Get off. [screaming]
38. 2:34[groaning]
39. 2:37Come on.
40. 2:44>> [groaning]
41. 2:44>> All right, bring it on.
42. 2:48>> Come on. Come here.
43. 2:53>> Grandpa.
44. 2:54>> Grandpa. I'm up. Grandpa, stop.
45. 2:58>> Yeah,
46. 2:58>> they're gone. [screaming]
47. 3:06[panting]
48. 3:10>> [groaning and screaming]
49. 3:10>> Come on.
50. 3:18>> GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
51. 3:19>> WHAT? TRUST ME.
52. 3:30[groaning]
53. 3:42GO.
54. 3:45Nice one. AIM FOR THE CENTER OF THE
55. 3:46PARABOLA.
56. 3:51OH, DAMN. Son of a
57. 3:58[screaming]
58. 4:01Oh. Eddie. Milo.
59. 4:05Eddie. Hey, Eddie. Where you going?
60. 4:08I need your help, Eddie.
61. 4:12Eddie.
62. 4:25[screaming]
63. 4:26Eddie,
64. 4:28Milo.
65. 4:36Oh,
66. 4:39[groaning]
67. 4:46[groaning]
68. 4:50seriously.
69. 5:02Huh?
70. 5:14[groaning and screaming]
71. 5:20No, no, no, no, no.
72. 5:29Hey guys, let's go people.
73. 5:52Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
74. 6:03>> What's wrong? SOMETHING'S BROKEN.
75. 6:05>> WHAT DO YOU NEED?
76. 6:06>> HANG ON.
77. 6:14>> [screaming]
78. 6:15>> Oh my god. We must die. We must die.
79. 6:26>> Oh my god.
80. 6:27>> It won't go up. What?
81. 6:29>> What do you mean?
82. 6:30>> The collective is busted.
83. 6:31>> WHAT?
84. 6:32>> IT CONTROLS A PLATE up there which tilts
85. 6:33the rotors and controls the pitch. IT'S
86. 6:35HOW WE GO UP AND DOWN.
87. 6:45You guys,
88. 6:46>> that can't be good.
89. 6:47>> There's no way that's good news.
90. 6:57>> Alino rhinos.
91. 7:02They're indigenous to Jimi. They're
92. 7:04huge, white, scary, and stupid, and they
93. 7:06eat people. No,
94. 7:11>> they're getting close.
95. 7:12>> My stomach is starting to bother me a
96. 7:14little bit.
97. 7:14>> Go up.
98. 7:15>> I CAN'T GO UP.
99. 7:17>> I think I had too many margaritas.
100. 7:23>> You guys, what are we going to do?
101. 7:25>> I'm going to fix a helicopter.
102. 7:27>> Yeah.
103. 7:27>> Tell me what to do.
104. 7:28>> You got to connect the flight control
105. 7:30rod to the mesh plant under the rotors.
106. 7:32>> Flight control rod. Mash plates under
107. 7:34the rotor. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
108. 7:37>> Where are you going?
109. 7:38>> Hurry up.
110. 7:40>> Be careful.
111. 7:41>> I'll just hurry up.
112. 7:42>> All right. Just going to stand on this
113. 7:44thingy. Pull myself up towards these
114. 7:46deadly helicopter blades. Okay.
115. 7:51There's the mesh plates. Here's that rod
116. 7:54thingy.
117. 7:59[screaming]
118. 8:00A
119. 8:06quiet.
120. 8:22Come on.
121. 8:26[screaming]
122. 8:30Oh my god.
123. 8:31>> Out of time, Spencer.
124. 8:35>> Got him.
125. 8:44>> We made it. You did it. I thought we
126. 8:47WERE GOING TO DIE. YES. NICE.
127. 8:49>> THANK YOU. That was scary. Thank you,
128. 8:52guys. Oops.
129. 8:54What?
130. 8:57I DROPPED THE JEWEL.
131. 8:59>> WHAT?
132. 9:00>> YOU DROPPED THE JEWEL?
133. 9:01>> I leaned over, thought I had to puke,
134. 9:03and I didn't. And it came on my
135. 9:05backpack.
136. 9:06>> We need the freaking jewel now. No,
137. 9:08that's that's that's the crazy part cuz
138. 9:10I knew we need it. So, we're in the
139. 9:12pickle. We're in the pickle.
140. 9:13>> Alex, turn around. We got to go back and
141. 9:14get it.
142. 9:14>> Yeah. Let's just loop around. Just look
143. 9:16for it, guys. Everybody open your eyes.
144. 9:17Let's all just look for it as a group.
145. 9:27There. I see it.
146. 9:37>> What are they doing?
147. 9:38>> It's like they're protecting it or
148. 9:40something.
149. 9:41>> All right. How are we going to do this?
150. 9:42>> I don't know.
151. 9:44>> Well, you got to go get it, right,
152. 9:45buddy?
153. 9:47[groaning]
154. 9:49>> What do you need? You need your
155. 9:50boomerang? Maybe. Maybe some scissors, a
156. 9:53pipe wrench, some shoelaces. I'm your
157. 9:56valet. Whatever you need, I can get it
158. 9:58for you. Okay, you just say the word.
159. 10:01>> What?
160. 10:01>> I'm sorry, buddy.
161. 10:02>> Sorry for what? [screaming]
162. 10:17Huh?
163. 10:19[screaming]
164. 10:28Turn this around.
165. 10:36[screaming]
166. 10:37>> Oh my god.
167. 10:40>> Alex, get ready to roll us to the side.
168. 10:42>> What?
169. 10:44But I TELL YOU, ROLL 90° TO THE right
170. 10:48now.
171. 10:54Just pushed ME OUT THE HELICOPTER,
172. 10:55JACKASS.
173. 11:01>> What the hell is that?
174. 11:02>> That's not good.
175. 11:04>> Look.
176. 11:13>> Oh, there's one more thing about
177. 11:16ostriches.
178. 11:16>> Oh, no.
179. 11:18>> Say it. They travel in herds.
180. 11:26>> We got to get out of here,
181. 11:28>> DUDE.
182. 11:29>> COME ON. COME ON. SHAKE YOUR LEG.
183. 11:31>> WHY am I SO SLOW?
184. 11:32>> OH, LET'S GO. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
185. 11:34COME ON. COME ON. GO.
186. 11:36>> Did you see the key anywhere?
187. 11:37>> Okay. How do I do this?
188. 11:38>> I don't know. I never driven one of
189. 11:39these before.
190. 11:44>> Maybe under the dash. Press.
191. 11:47>> Green button.
192. 11:48>> Green button. Go
193. 11:49>> go go go.
194. 12:03Oh my god.
195. 12:13No.
196. 12:19You are a terrible driver. What are you
197. 12:22talking about? We're fine. Nobody find
198. 12:24you. Oh.
199. 12:27Oh.
200. 12:29Oh.
201. 12:32Oh. Please don't make
202. 12:36Oh, wow.
203. 12:43>> [screaming]
204. 12:44>> Help.
205. 12:50Beat it.
206. 12:53Get out of here.
207. 12:58>> I think we lost him.
208. 12:59>> Yeah.
209. 13:06[screaming]
210. 13:16Are you okay?
211. 13:17>> Yeah.
212. 13:21>> Oh no.
213. 13:28>> What do I do? What do I do?
214. 13:29>> I don't know.
215. 13:34>> Get in. Hurry.
216. 13:47Ah, suckers.
217. 13:56Ready?
218. 13:56>> Uh-oh.
219. 13:59[screaming]
220. 14:05Oh dear.
221. 14:06>> [panting]
222. 14:08>> What do we do?
223. 14:10What do we do?
224. 14:16>> What are you doing? Purge. Purge. Burge.
225. 14:18Perch. Burge. [screaming]
226. 14:28>> What the hell, man?
227. 14:29>> They're flightless birds.
228. 14:31>> This is a flightless zone, BUGGIES.
229. 14:41WE'RE NOT going to make it.
230. 14:42>> We're going to make it.
231. 14:43>> No, we're not.
232. 14:44>> I don't think we're going to make it.
233. 14:45>> We're going to make it.
234. 14:53>> We're not going to make it.
235. 14:56[screaming]
236. 15:05That was fantastic.
237. 15:10Horrible driver.
238. 15:13>> Yeah. You see that birds? You don't mess
239. 15:15with the kid back there.
240. 15:45Run.
241. 15:47It's a stampede.
242. 15:51The game
243. 15:59Don't look back.
244. 16:27Not the key.
245. 16:37>> WHY DIDN'T YOU GRAB THE GAME, PETER?
246. 16:40JUST ignore him, honey. He's a Libra.
247. 16:42>> Where are you going?
248. 16:43>> He'll head for water.
249. 16:47>> Hello,
250. 16:48>> Judy. It's Aunt Nora. Where have you
251. 16:49been?
252. 16:50>> I'm sorry, dear. You have the wrong
253. 16:51number.
254. 16:56>> Wait for me.
255. 17:10>> [screaming]
256. 17:36>> Now What?
257. 17:37>> Stop.
258. 17:39Wait. Stop.
259. 17:44>> Is there a problem, ma'am?
260. 17:46>> Oh, can I have a ride home?
261. 17:47>> Where do you live?
262. 17:48>> Jefferson Street. The old parish place.
263. 17:51>> Do you have children? A boy and a girl?
264. 17:54>> Oh my god. What happened?
265. 17:55>> Get in. I'll explain it all on the way.
266. 18:02HELP. [screaming]
267. 18:28FINE. TAKE IT.
268. 18:43>> [music]
269. 18:49[music]