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  1. 0:00Welcome back to Hold the Phone, YouTube.
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  10. 0:24always do, we have our five best game
  11. 0:27picks for NFL week number six. We have
  12. 0:30our going for glory tradition like none
  13. 0:32other where all we ask for is a seat at
  14. 0:35the table. Then, we have our $500
  15. 0:38touchdown score which has come home
  16. 0:41every single week of the NFL season.
  17. 0:46Loops is in a hideaway in a land far,
  18. 0:49far away. Danny is here in the flesh.
  19. 0:53Maybe. I'm not sure.
  20. 0:55Is that you?
  21. 0:56>> Don't I have my pants on?
  22. 0:57>> Open my eyes so I know it's me.
  23. 0:59>> So I know it's you.
  24. 1:00>> So you know it's you.
  25. 1:01>> Yep.
  26. 1:02>> Here we go. Loops, how are you feeling?
  27. 1:03>> I'm in a hideaway far, far away and
  28. 1:05Danny probably should be if we're being
  29. 1:07honest.
  30. 1:07>> Yeah, I probably should be after what I
  31. 1:09did last night.
  32. 1:10>> And Gabo, and Gabo, we got some
  33. 1:13creative, you know, notes from our our
  34. 1:16boss Alex Edge to set up the show but
  35. 1:17you just did that. I was going to tell
  36. 1:18you to do it but you did it anyway so
  37. 1:20thank you for that.
  38. 1:21>> What I do?
  39. 1:22>> You just did it perfectly.
  40. 1:24You ran through the rundown. We're going
  41. 1:25to do the picks. We're going to do the
  42. 1:26touchdown score. We're going to do the
  43. 1:27parlay.
  44. 1:28>> Nice, Gabo.
  45. 1:29>> I did that by accident.
  46. 1:32>> So the funny part is like you know I
  47. 1:35didn't see that but I'm glad that I did
  48. 1:37it.
  49. 1:38>> He knows.
  50. 1:38>> saying it I realized that you probably
  51. 1:40hadn't seen it but you did it anyway and
  52. 1:41that's why you're the best in the biz.
  53. 1:42>> Thank you.
  54. 1:43>> You are the best in the biz.
  55. 1:44>> That was that was that that yeah, I'm
  56. 1:46glad that I did it. Thank you, Edge.
  57. 1:48>> Thank you, Edge.
  58. 1:49>> Look, I'm so excited for today. Before I
  59. 1:52place any of these picks, make sure if
  60. 1:55it if it stings or if it hurts, I'll
  61. 1:57>> Let me know and I'll
  62. 1:58>> Gavin, not now.
  63. 1:59>> I'll do it a little bit slower. Um look,
  64. 2:02let's just rip off the band-aid, Loops.
  65. 2:05You have a big wedding tomorrow. Danny,
  66. 2:07I think he's going to go visit his uncle
  67. 2:09out in Ventura. Um we have a game
  68. 2:12>> about that, either.
  69. 2:13>> We have a game
  70. 2:15We have a game
  71. 2:16>> [laughter]
  72. 2:16>> Sounds like a lie, but it's not.
  73. 2:18>> Grab your passports. We have a game
  74. 2:20between the Houston Texans and the
  75. 2:22Jacksonville Jags over in London.
  76. 2:24Um
  77. 2:25and Loops,
  78. 2:26I'm not going to tell you a lie cuz I
  79. 2:28never do when I'm sitting in this chair.
  80. 2:29This might be one of my favorite game
  81. 2:31picks of NFL week number six.
  82. 2:34>> Mhm.
  83. 2:35Danny, what are you doing with your
  84. 2:36uncle tomorrow? I mean, you think I'm
  85. 2:37just going to gloss over [laughter]
  86. 2:38that?
  87. 2:39>> We're just going to catch up, Loops.
  88. 2:41>> What are you going to do? What are you
  89. 2:42usually do when you go visit
  90. 2:44>> Yeah. It's my uncle and my aunt. I go I
  91. 2:47mean, I I very close. My uncle Paul.
  92. 2:50>> live out in the middle of like the
  93. 2:51desert?
  94. 2:52>> They used to live in Santa Barbara. Now
  95. 2:53they live in Ventura.
  96. 2:54>> Is that like a Breaking Bad situation
  97. 2:56where you show up and there's a bunch of
  98. 2:57chemicals in the living room?
  99. 2:58>> No, they have two cats.
  100. 3:01>> What are their names? My
  101. 3:02>> One's name is One's name is Loki.
  102. 3:04>> Even more possible.
  103. 3:05>> I'm kind of blanking on the other one. I
  104. 3:06think the other one might have passed
  105. 3:07away, actually. But Loki's great.
  106. 3:09>> Yeah, they
  107. 3:10>> They cooked the thing. That would be
  108. 3:11gas.
  109. 3:12>> Gavo, they're normal people.
  110. 3:14>> I'm just out in Ventura. I'm That seems
  111. 3:16like a very
  112. 3:18>> Ventura's a very normal place to live in
  113. 3:20California. I think you're thinking of
  114. 3:21somewhere else.
  115. 3:22>> Yeah, I've no idea.
  116. 3:23>> Yeah.
  117. 3:24>> Ventura's like
  118. 3:25>> What are we talking about?
  119. 3:26>> Well, we have the Houston Texans
  120. 3:28>> Who are you, Loops?
  121. 3:29>> who are now buying in at a one and four,
  122. 3:32coming off their first win of the
  123. 3:34season. They go out, they get Marvin
  124. 3:36Harrison Jr. Will that make a big
  125. 3:38difference? Probably not this week.
  126. 3:40>> I think it will, though.
  127. 3:41>> Maybe eventually.
  128. 3:43>> No, it's going to get If it If any week,
  129. 3:44it's going to make a difference, it's
  130. 3:45going to be the first week they're
  131. 3:46together.
  132. 3:47>> Um
  133. 3:47>> Loops, come on.
  134. 3:48>> Then, the elephant in the room is the
  135. 3:52Jacksonville Jags get to stay
  136. 3:53back-to-back weeks in London. I
  137. 3:55definitely feel like that is a
  138. 3:56beneficial part of this game that
  139. 3:59definitely I'd rather be in London for a
  140. 4:01longer time and play two games. Now,
  141. 4:03this is the back end of their trip over
  142. 4:05to London.
  143. 4:07While, you know, we just saw a win over
  144. 4:09in the states for the Houston Texans.
  145. 4:11>> Yeah.
  146. 4:11>> Something with the uh
  147. 4:12>> I was seeing the elephant in the room
  148. 4:13sitting in between Loops [laughter] and
  149. 4:15Les.
  150. 4:18>> Danny, you've been to London?
  151. 4:20>> Uh
  152. 4:20>> Have I been to London?
  153. 4:22>> Yeah.
  154. 4:22>> No. I I'd really like to go.
  155. 4:24>> No, I haven't either.
  156. 4:25>> it.
  157. 4:26>> I know, Gavin. I didn't ask you.
  158. 4:27>> All right. Thank you, though.
  159. 4:28>> Well, I didn't know you had
  160. 4:29>> eventually.
  161. 4:30>> Yeah, we'll go down there.
  162. 4:31>> Imagine a trip of us going together.
  163. 4:33>> Yeah.
  164. 4:33>> We should, dude.
  165. 4:34>> One of your uncles.
  166. 4:35>> You have an uncle Do you have an uncle
  167. 4:36>> No, I have no uncles overseas.
  168. 4:38>> Okay.
  169. 4:39>> [laughter]
  170. 4:39>> Not yet.
  171. 4:40>> Not yet.
  172. 4:40>> Our favorites are 44-15-1
  173. 4:44straight up overseas. That trend
  174. 4:46continued last week where we had the
  175. 4:48buzzer-beater.
  176. 4:50Worst 8 seconds in Philadelphia history.
  177. 4:53The Jags are favored in that game by 8
  178. 4:56points. Cam Little, Trevor Lawrence
  179. 4:59drives their team down the field. Too
  180. 5:01much time for T-Law in the final
  181. 5:03moments. Cam Little walk-off
  182. 5:05game-winning field goal. Favorites
  183. 5:08continued to reign true overseas. Now,
  184. 5:1144-15-1.
  185. 5:13Now, for this game, we have the Jags
  186. 5:16minus 2 and 1/2, Texans plus 2 and 1/2.
  187. 5:19Most of the time out of our sample size
  188. 5:22of 60 [ __ ] games, 44 times the
  189. 5:25favorite has won.
  190. 5:27But, not so fast.
  191. 5:29Maybe not today.
  192. 5:31Maybe not this game.
  193. 5:33>> I don't like when you slow it down.
  194. 5:35>> Want me to speed it back up? I don't
  195. 5:36kind of numb so when you go fast
  196. 5:37>> of like it.
  197. 5:38>> It's getting numb. You can't really feel
  198. 5:39it. Once you stop, then it starts to
  199. 5:40hurt.
  200. 5:41>> All right, do it again, Gavin, but speed
  201. 5:42it up.
  202. 5:43>> So,
  203. 5:45>> [laughter]
  204. 5:46>> Look, I like the Houston Texans here,
  205. 5:48plus two and a half. I love it Loops. I
  206. 5:50feel like a lot of people are are just
  207. 5:53closing their eyes, taking the Jags.
  208. 5:55You're getting instead of an eight and a
  209. 5:57half point spread last week, you're
  210. 5:58getting a two and a half point spread
  211. 5:59this week. Not as many people love this
  212. 6:02Houston Texans team. They have [ __ ]
  213. 6:04everyone time after time. I just got out
  214. 6:06of Texans rehab. I'm checking myself
  215. 6:09back in. Give me the Houston Texans plus
  216. 6:12two and a half. Come on Loops.
  217. 6:14>> Loops?
  218. 6:14>> Yeah, look. When I first saw this game,
  219. 6:16I was like, "Oh, the Jags. Second game
  220. 6:18in London. Texans stink. They're
  221. 6:20attractive." Started looking into it a
  222. 6:22little more. Seems like everybody all I
  223. 6:23think the most money line bets are on
  224. 6:24the Jags this week out of any team in
  225. 6:26the league. The Texans though, we're
  226. 6:28going to need to see them do something
  227. 6:29they have not done this year which is
  228. 6:30beat a team who has beaten somebody
  229. 6:32else.
  230. 6:34>> I like that Loops.
  231. 6:35>> Wow.
  232. 6:36>> You know what I mean?
  233. 6:37>> Yeah.
  234. 6:37>> Oh, yeah. I know what you mean.
  235. 6:38>> So maybe we're maybe we're due for that.
  236. 6:40>> Easily excitable over there. Yeah, maybe
  237. 6:42we're due. Um
  238. 6:43>> Loops, you know what our favorite
  239. 6:45>> thing to do is is not bet on the team
  240. 6:46who's hot, but bet on the team who's
  241. 6:48due.
  242. 6:49>> due, yeah.
  243. 6:49>> You know?
  244. 6:50>> Exactly.
  245. 6:50>> And I feel like the Houston Texans this
  246. 6:52time of year, we just saw all that
  247. 6:54bullshitting coaching decision. You
  248. 6:56delay a game, delay a game. A lot of
  249. 6:59miss miss opportunities for the Jags
  250. 7:01last week. Kind of all over the place.
  251. 7:03They were begging to lose that game
  252. 7:05against the Eagles. The Eagles don't
  253. 7:07have much on offense to begin with. Very
  254. 7:09similar team with the Houston Texans.
  255. 7:12Solid defense. I know it hasn't looked
  256. 7:14solid this year, but now they add a
  257. 7:15couple more weapons.
  258. 7:17>> Little Jaylen Petrie.
  259. 7:18>> Yeah, it feels like, you know what? [ __ ]
  260. 7:21it. Let's wake up Sunday morning in a
  261. 7:23foxhole.
  262. 7:25Maybe not during the Cold War.
  263. 7:27>> Cold War in the in the trenches.
  264. 7:29>> In a candlelit visual for the Houston
  265. 7:32Texans plus two and a half.
  266. 7:34>> In a candlelit visual.
  267. 7:35>> Yeah.
  268. 7:36>> That's a lot. That's all three of them.
  269. 7:38Loops?
  270. 7:38>> And now Demeco Ryans calling plays again
  271. 7:41on defense. Which is kind of like I mean
  272. 7:42they kind of did this last year, right?
  273. 7:43They lost their first three this year,
  274. 7:44they lost their first four, then they
  275. 7:46got hot. Um, also I'm 0 and 2 in London
  276. 7:49this year, so this is kind of I like the
  277. 7:50Jags favored myself, take the Texans.
  278. 7:52>> Nice.
  279. 7:52>> So, you're due you're due, too.
  280. 7:54>> Bounce-back spot for Loops.
  281. 7:55>> Yeah.
  282. 7:55>> It just feels like it's a kind of game
  283. 7:57where in the NFL Texans get a little
  284. 7:59more juice. They're 2 and 4. Jags don't
  285. 8:03need to be 5 and 1. Everyone calm the
  286. 8:05[ __ ] down.
  287. 8:06>> And the Broncos are going to be the only
  288. 8:07loss
  289. 8:08>> Loops, I want to get in bed with the
  290. 8:10Texans. I need to get under the sheets.
  291. 8:12There's something that about this team
  292. 8:14when I get on board with the Texans that
  293. 8:16just drives me nuts. I you got to make
  294. 8:19it make sense. I can't believe it's
  295. 8:20real. It's the something about the
  296. 8:22Houston Texans when I want to tail this
  297. 8:25team feels like no other team. It's like
  298. 8:28a [ __ ] drug, and I'm checking myself
  299. 8:30back in to the Houston Texans rehab.
  300. 8:33>> in person. You can't get enough of it.
  301. 8:35>> I can't get enough of it, Loops. Even
  302. 8:37when I WANT TO WALK AWAY.
  303. 8:39GIVE ME THE
  304. 8:40>> TEXANS.
  305. 8:40>> CAM CAMERA DOESN'T do it justice.
  306. 8:42>> on board with this one.
  307. 8:43>> I'm on I I love the Houston Texans this
  308. 8:45>> He's bouncing on it.
  309. 8:47>> Yeah, I'm the I'm the reason he got
  310. 8:48hooked back on the stuff. He's so much
  311. 8:49more fun when he's
  312. 8:51off it.
  313. 8:51>> Yeah, Danny is an enabler. I mean, I'm
  314. 8:53sure he's been on a couple of these
  315. 8:54trips with you. You are a little bit
  316. 8:55more fun to be
  317. 8:55>> Danny said he likes me more on the
  318. 8:57perks, and these perks just so happen to
  319. 8:59be the Houston Texans.
  320. 9:00>> He's got nothing for him when he's
  321. 9:01sober, nothing going for him.
  322. 9:02>> Let's continue on DOWN THE LINE. NEXT
  323. 9:05GAME, we travel to the 1:00 slate. We
  324. 9:08come back to the United States.
  325. 9:10Where
  326. 9:11>> We should be.
  327. 9:12>> It's It's my fav It's my favorite place
  328. 9:14to be.
  329. 9:16This time of year.
  330. 9:18>> Have you ever actually been to the dog
  331. 9:19pound?
  332. 9:20In the dog pound.
  333. 9:21>> to get you up there for real.
  334. 9:23Get you a jersey. Get you a season
  335. 9:25tickets you own.
  336. 9:26>> To a in-division game
  337. 9:28in the AFC North.
  338. 9:31It's getting to be a little bit more
  339. 9:32chilly.
  340. 9:33>> It's going to be muggy, yeah.
  341. 9:34>> football in the air.
  342. 9:35>> Mhm.
  343. 9:36>> Between the Cleveland Browns welcoming
  344. 9:38in the Baltimore Ravens. They call it
  345. 9:40football weather up there, you know.
  346. 9:43This Browns team is a bagel away from
  347. 9:45being five and one.
  348. 9:47This Browns team is playing better
  349. 9:49football than we have seen in a very
  350. 9:51long time. This Browns team isn't going
  351. 9:54to allow Tyler Huntley to continue his
  352. 9:57undefeated reign since the beginning of
  353. 10:00last year when he steps in for Lamar
  354. 10:02Jackson. This week at home, good
  355. 10:06old-fashioned AFC North them to [ __ ]
  356. 10:08death. Good old-fashioned D
  357. 10:12P
  358. 10:13F
  359. 10:15dog pound football.
  360. 10:20>> Are we sure about the quarterback in
  361. 10:21this game yet?
  362. 10:22>> What?
  363. 10:23>> Yes, Luke.
  364. 10:23>> What did he say?
  365. 10:24>> Lamar's out.
  366. 10:25>> Huntley?
  367. 10:26>> Yeah, Lamar's out.
  368. 10:26>> Lamar's out, good.
  369. 10:27>> I mean, I wonder how many times in my
  370. 10:29life I've stared down a line and said
  371. 10:31Browns at home plus three and a half.
  372. 10:34>> A lot. Probably just as many as the
  373. 10:36Steelers at home plus three, three and a
  374. 10:38half.
  375. 10:39>> And I mean, dude, and I wonder how many
  376. 10:41times I've taken the Browns. Probably
  377. 10:42every single time.
  378. 10:43>> Probably every [ __ ] time.
  379. 10:45>> because every time it seems like a
  380. 10:46winner and they played twice at home
  381. 10:48this year and they won two games by
  382. 10:49three points.
  383. 10:50>> What is it going to take to get it
  384. 10:51through your thick skull, old man?
  385. 10:53I don't like it.
  386. 10:56>> Danny.
  387. 10:56>> How do I make you like it then?
  388. 10:58>> You know what? I I sat up here, I did
  389. 11:00the whole song and dance for the Texans.
  390. 11:02If I don't like dog pound football, I
  391. 11:04don't have to like dog pound football.
  392. 11:05>> You only don't like it because you tried
  393. 11:07to go die on that hill with the Carolina
  394. 11:10Panthers and I tried to warn you and
  395. 11:12they went in there and got DPS.
  396. 11:14>> And I can still feel it in my hand,
  397. 11:16Gavone. I see it in my nightmares. I
  398. 11:18don't I don't I don't I don't like this
  399. 11:20Browns team that much. I don't hate
  400. 11:22them, but I don't like them.
  401. 11:23>> true. Especially all the great things
  402. 11:25that you have said about Deshaun Watson.
  403. 11:27>> Well, I've said the great things about
  404. 11:28Deshaun Watson all throughout the years,
  405. 11:31right? I
  406. 11:33>> Who's the guy who ritzed [laughter] you
  407. 11:34online for like
  408. 11:35>> I don't like the Browns that much. I
  409. 11:36like I I I like Deshaun Watson. He's
  410. 11:38playing great.
  411. 11:39>> asking you to like the Browns that much.
  412. 11:41I'm asking you to like them this week.
  413. 11:43>> Listen, I look up to Deshaun Watson.
  414. 11:46>> Yeah.
  415. 11:46Makes sense.
  416. 11:47>> Okay?
  417. 11:48Okay.
  418. 11:49But I don't like him this week,
  419. 11:50especially not against the Ravens. And
  420. 11:52big Derrick Henry back there. Who's
  421. 11:53going to stop 22?
  422. 11:55Certainly not me. And Deshaun Watson
  423. 11:57can't play defense. Go Loops.
  424. 12:00>> Uh who's the guy who ritzed you online
  425. 12:01for all your job last
  426. 12:02>> Oh, Theo Ash. Thanks, Theo. I'm still
  427. 12:04canceled to this day. Not allowed to say
  428. 12:05anything about Deshaun Watson.
  429. 12:07>> have to We don't have to bring that up.
  430. 12:08>> Or you're defending
  431. 12:09>> Well, we just did it.
  432. 12:10>> NO. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH.
  433. 12:13>> LOOPS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS on the
  434. 12:14game?
  435. 12:15>> Thanks, Theo.
  436. 12:16>> I love the Browns. I think they're going
  437. 12:17to win outright. I think they should
  438. 12:18have won last week against the Jets. Uh
  439. 12:21two wins at home against the Panthers
  440. 12:22and Steelers. It's dog pound football.
  441. 12:24Give me the Browns. [ __ ] you, Danny.
  442. 12:26>> You're lucky what Loops says is law.
  443. 12:29>> Yeah.
  444. 12:29>> [laughter]
  445. 12:30>> That's true.
  446. 12:30>> You're a lucky cat.
  447. 12:31>> Right?
  448. 12:32>> But listen, I I still I I don't think
  449. 12:33the Browns are going to beat the Ravens.
  450. 12:35They looked great last week. The defense
  451. 12:37is still there.
  452. 12:37>> Why not, Danny?
  453. 12:39>> Because I think D'Anthony Lynn might be
  454. 12:41playing.
  455. 12:41>> Because you know what? You looked at me
  456. 12:43and said, "I don't think the Browns are
  457. 12:44going to beat Rodge."
  458. 12:46And what did they do?
  459. 12:47>> Yeah.
  460. 12:47>> You looked at me and said, "I don't
  461. 12:48>> either, Loops.
  462. 12:49>> I don't think the Browns are going to
  463. 12:50beat Bryce Young." And what did they do?
  464. 12:52>> They beat Bryce Young.
  465. 12:53>> What did What What happened when the
  466. 12:54Browns week two took a trip to Tampa Bay
  467. 12:56against Baker Mayfield? No shot in hell
  468. 12:58they would beat the Bucks, right?
  469. 12:59>> What happened, Danny?
  470. 13:00>> not playing Bake May. We're not playing
  471. 13:02Rodge. And we're not playing Bryce
  472. 13:04Young.
  473. 13:05>> We're playing Tyler Huntley.
  474. 13:06>> [laughter]
  475. 13:07>> And we're going to show you how to play
  476. 13:07football Sunday.
  477. 13:08>> me see the neck. Let me see the neck.
  478. 13:12>> [gasps]
  479. 13:12>> Yeah.
  480. 13:13>> Give us the Browns.
  481. 13:14>> Give me the Baltimore Ravens.
  482. 13:15>> Give us the Browns plus three.
  483. 13:18>> Minus three, Baltimore Ravens. Show me
  484. 13:20the flock.
  485. 13:21>> Mhm? But the thing is, I don't know if
  486. 13:23you actually believe that.
  487. 13:24>> No, I actually do.
  488. 13:25>> Why?
  489. 13:26>> Because they shouldn't have beat the
  490. 13:27Falcons last week, and they did. And I
  491. 13:28think the Falcons are a way better
  492. 13:29football team than the Deshaun Watsons
  493. 13:31in Cleveland.
  494. 13:32>> All the more reason why everyone just
  495. 13:34saw the Ravens
  496. 13:35>> I don't give a damn what everybody else
  497. 13:36thinks.
  498. 13:36>> Falcons and now they're playing the
  499. 13:38[ __ ] Browns and a three-point spread.
  500. 13:41You don't think every kid with
  501. 13:42>> Now they're the [ __ ] Browns.
  502. 13:43>> are going to take the [ __ ] Ravens.
  503. 13:45Now you don't get to you don't get to
  504. 13:45hype up dog pound football and then say,
  505. 13:47"Oh, now they're playing the [ __ ]
  506. 13:48Browns."
  507. 13:49>> Like it's a slur.
  508. 13:50>> I believe it.
  509. 13:51>> You believe in dog pound
  510. 13:52>> in dog pound football.
  511. 13:53>> They're a good team.
  512. 13:54>> Doesn't mean everyone else does. These
  513. 13:56are the dog [ __ ] Browns.
  514. 13:57>> I don't give a damn what anybody else
  515. 13:59thinks. I'm me.
  516. 14:00I do me.
  517. 14:01>> Yes.
  518. 14:02All right, we'll continue on down the
  519. 14:03line.
  520. 14:05>> Okay.
  521. 14:05>> All right, we're going to go to MetLife,
  522. 14:06Luke.
  523. 14:08>> Yeah.
  524. 14:08>> Which should be even more interesting.
  525. 14:10Where we have the New Orleans Saints
  526. 14:12taking on the New York Giants.
  527. 14:14>> to talk about a doozy.
  528. 14:15>> A team who has just knocked on the door
  529. 14:17time after time. New
  530. 14:19uh New Orleans Saints.
  531. 14:21>> Time after time.
  532. 14:22>> Time after time. The Saints are one and
  533. 14:24four playing the three-one-and-one New
  534. 14:27York Giants. Luke, take the stage.
  535. 14:30>> Open the door. I know you're in there.
  536. 14:33>> Gavo, what is it, week six?
  537. 14:35>> Yes, it is.
  538. 14:37>> God, that is so scary. It's going to be
  539. 14:39over soon.
  540. 14:40>> Good.
  541. 14:41People don't like when you say that,
  542. 14:42Luke.
  543. 14:43>> the Saints have one win.
  544. 14:45It's the first time in history a team
  545. 14:48with one win goes on the road in week
  546. 14:50six against a team with three or four
  547. 14:52wins as a favorite.
  548. 14:53>> I love these factoids. It all comes out.
  549. 14:55>> Mhm. You like that, Danny?
  550. 14:57>> I love the fact.
  551. 14:57>> I'm 93% sure that's true.
  552. 14:59>> And he tells them a little it's a little
  553. 15:01bit slow. It's not too fast.
  554. 15:03>> Yeah.
  555. 15:03>> So it doesn't
  556. 15:04>> Nobody speed it back up.
  557. 15:05>> No, no, no.
  558. 15:06>> No, no, no.
  559. 15:06>> You're perfect where you're at.
  560. 15:08Keep it right there. Stay right there.
  561. 15:10>> Yeah, just just
  562. 15:11>> Look.
  563. 15:11>> any pants.
  564. 15:12>> First time a one-win team is going
  565. 15:15against a three-plus win team on the
  566. 15:18road and is favorited. If that's not
  567. 15:20sounding a
  568. 15:22down at the station, I don't know what
  569. 15:24will, Danny.
  570. 15:25>> Yeah, and I'm paying taxes for that
  571. 15:27station to work, right?
  572. 15:28>> Yep.
  573. 15:29>> that alarm to sound.
  574. 15:30>> So, with that being said, up there in
  575. 15:33MetLife, it's been all sunshine and
  576. 15:35rainbows.
  577. 15:36NOT TODAY. NOT THIS SUNDAY. I don't GIVE
  578. 15:40A SHOCK. GIVE US THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
  579. 15:44ON the money line.
  580. 15:48THAT'S GOING TO BE the most important
  581. 15:49play of our entire week six, Loops. If
  582. 15:52the Saints win, we will have glory
  583. 15:55beyond glory. If they don't,
  584. 15:59>> we're going to check into a second rehab
  585. 16:00facility.
  586. 16:00>> A Saints rehab.
  587. 16:01>> is going to get worse than the
  588. 16:03the Texans. You've taken the Saints
  589. 16:04every week, and they [ __ ] you a lot.
  590. 16:07>> I didn't take them last week. You didn't
  591. 16:08take them last week. You got to hope the
  592. 16:09lady shock is on our side, you know what
  593. 16:10I mean?
  594. 16:11>> Yeah, some lady shock.
  595. 16:13Easy.
  596. 16:14>> What are we doing?
  597. 16:15>> Lady shock. Lady luck. Lady shock.
  598. 16:18>> Easy.
  599. 16:18>> Danny, you're mine.
  600. 16:20>> Always just goes for the worst.
  601. 16:22>> It's my mind, huh? It's always my mind.
  602. 16:25>> Yep.
  603. 16:25>> You don't know what my mind is. It's
  604. 16:27always you.
  605. 16:29What do you say, Loops?
  606. 16:30>> When Danny goes out of town, I mean, he
  607. 16:32is an unpinned grenade.
  608. 16:35>> a rough weekend, okay? Cat's out of the
  609. 16:37bag.
  610. 16:38Monkey's out of the bottle. Got my phone
  611. 16:39stolen. Everybody knows it.
  612. 16:42>> Up next, game pick number four for this
  613. 16:45NFL sweet, sweet Sunday.
  614. 16:48>> Comes between another in-division game
  615. 16:51up there in the ASC East. There are some
  616. 16:53unsafe areas in Dallas where nobody
  617. 16:55talks about it.
  618. 16:56>> Where we have the New York Jets
  619. 16:59flying high to Foxborough to play the
  620. 17:02New England Patriots.
  621. 17:04This game was a couple weeks back,
  622. 17:06Loops. I truly believe that this line is
  623. 17:09a little bit sweeter. But now, after
  624. 17:11these last two weeks
  625. 17:13where the big, bad, brand new New
  626. 17:15England Patriots get the job done
  627. 17:17against the Buffalo Bills, then get
  628. 17:19another job done against
  629. 17:21um at home.
  630. 17:23Who the [ __ ] did they play last week?
  631. 17:25Now I'm blanking.
  632. 17:26>> They played the Raiders, Gavo.
  633. 17:27>> Yep.
  634. 17:28>> Ah, that was an awesome game.
  635. 17:29>> big one for you guys.
  636. 17:30>> a big one for me. The first game outside
  637. 17:32for the Raiders.
  638. 17:34>> Now all of a sudden shit's all sweet.
  639. 17:36>> Just get to the pick, bro.
  640. 17:37>> they get to a seven and a half point
  641. 17:38spread.
  642. 17:39>> No, no, slow down.
  643. 17:40>> Yeah, sometimes it's a little Just get
  644. 17:42to the
  645. 17:43>> picks, bro.
  646. 17:44>> a little bit slower.
  647. 17:46Now
  648. 17:47all I'm trying to say is
  649. 17:50a couple good wins, a couple good games
  650. 17:52out of New England, you blink your eyes
  651. 17:55and you have a seven and a half point
  652. 17:56spread.
  653. 17:57>> They're planning the parade all of a
  654. 17:58sudden, right?
  655. 17:59>> It's a lot of points against a gritty
  656. 18:02gritty
  657. 18:03blood, sweat, tears, fight tooth and
  658. 18:06nail New York Jets team.
  659. 18:08>> Great, good execution there.
  660. 18:10>> Right Loops?
  661. 18:12>> Yeah, Gavo, and when I look at it cuz I
  662. 18:13thought to myself, I feel like we've
  663. 18:15been all over the Patriots this year.
  664. 18:17And I And now I'm looking at their
  665. 18:18schedule week one, Seahawks, right? We
  666. 18:20had three and a half, they lose by
  667. 18:21three. Week two, I don't remember, the
  668. 18:23Steelers, if we bet that game, Patriots
  669. 18:24Steelers.
  670. 18:25>> We might have left it
  671. 18:26>> I'll get to week three, they go to
  672. 18:27Jacksonville, we take the Jags. Week
  673. 18:29four, they go to Buffalo, we take the
  674. 18:31points, they cover against the Bills.
  675. 18:33Last week against the Raiders, we take
  676. 18:35them.
  677. 18:36They win and
  678. 18:36>> So instead of a rehab, it's more of a
  679. 18:38Patriots paradise. Nice job.
  680. 18:41>> It's like the good part of when you're
  681. 18:43doing drugs and all that [ __ ]
  682. 18:45>> Yeah.
  683. 18:45>> Yeah, pure euphoria.
  684. 18:46>> Yeah.
  685. 18:47>> Yeah.
  686. 18:48>> So that's been my experience with the
  687. 18:49New England Patriots, and that's going
  688. 18:51to continue.
  689. 18:53>> What does it make you feel like when you
  690. 18:54get
  691. 18:54>> Producer Hurls has to cover his ears for
  692. 18:56this one because we're taking the New
  693. 18:59York Jets plus seven and a half.
  694. 19:01>> Sorry, Hurls.
  695. 19:03>> Sorry, Hurls.
  696. 19:04>> Sorry.
  697. 19:06>> Sorry, Hurls.
  698. 19:06>> Just Just Yeah, just the spread, Hurls.
  699. 19:08>> Maybe the Patriots win by three.
  700. 19:10>> Just keep your eyes closed. Maybe you
  701. 19:11open them so he knows it's us.
  702. 19:12>> Yep.
  703. 19:13>> GIVE US THE JETS.
  704. 19:15PLUS SEVEN AND A HALF.
  705. 19:18>> Nice Loops.
  706. 19:19>> Uh I love this game. I love this game. I
  707. 19:21love this game. I think a lot of people
  708. 19:23this is the classic money line parlay
  709. 19:25situation for the Patriots.
  710. 19:27Um I feel like a couple teams are in
  711. 19:29danger of that this week. Who is going
  712. 19:32to be the big dog that wins outright
  713. 19:35this week? Could it be the Tennessee
  714. 19:36Titans? I'm not sure if they can beat
  715. 19:38anyone. Could it be the LA Chargers?
  716. 19:41Maybe. I don't think you beat Andy Reid
  717. 19:42off a bye. Could it be the New York Jets
  718. 19:45against the New England Patriots? Loops
  719. 19:47is raising his hand. Who's it going to
  720. 19:48be Loops?
  721. 19:50>> Maybe it's going to be the Raiders Gabo.
  722. 19:51Let's get to pick five.
  723. 19:54>> [laughter]
  724. 19:56>> I pray every night that
  725. 19:59my tits are sitting right.
  726. 20:00>> Correct. Here we go.
  727. 20:00>> GAME PICK NUMBER FIVE. WE TRAVEL TO
  728. 20:03OAKLAND IN Allegiant Stadium
  729. 20:06where the Raiders host the Buffalo
  730. 20:09Bills. Buffalo Bills coming off just a
  731. 20:12Hollywood set. Quinton Tarantino out
  732. 20:15there in the Hollywood. They bring down
  733. 20:18the Rams. They bring down Mavis
  734. 20:21in classic fashion.
  735. 20:22>> Mavis is unemployed. Thanks Josh Allen.
  736. 20:24>> Where Josh Allen gets the job done.
  737. 20:27Um uh Seinfeld's daughter
  738. 20:30>> Mavis is homeless.
  739. 20:31>> She's there celebrating
  740. 20:32>> Seinfeld's daughter, yeah.
  741. 20:34>> uh Josh Allen throws on the helmet, puts
  742. 20:37on the cape and overtime runs out there,
  743. 20:39gets the win.
  744. 20:39>> He's missing throws so he can run for
  745. 20:41six yards. He's a selfish prick.
  746. 20:43Everybody here
  747. 20:44>> Calling out plays.
  748. 20:45>> And now
  749. 20:46we have an Oakland Raider team who gets
  750. 20:49to travel back inside.
  751. 20:50>> Mhm.
  752. 20:51>> Where they love to play. Because you
  753. 20:53know what I found out Loops? It's always
  754. 20:55sunshine and rainbows when there's a
  755. 20:57roof over your head. Indoor merchants.
  756. 20:59>> We got to find a better word for them
  757. 21:00though. My life.
  758. 21:01>> Indoor merchants. The Oakland Raiders
  759. 21:04come home to play the Buffalo Bills.
  760. 21:06Bills coming off an emotional win. The
  761. 21:08Raiders just got embarrassed. You can
  762. 21:11give us for our fifth and final game
  763. 21:13pick of NFL week number six, the Oakland
  764. 21:17Raiders.
  765. 21:18Plus four and a half.
  766. 21:20>> Okay.
  767. 21:22I would have taken them on the
  768. 21:22>> Trying to come up with something for
  769. 21:23merchants, but it's not clicking in my
  770. 21:25head. Vegas merchants. I'll think of
  771. 21:27something for the Raiders.
  772. 21:29>> Yeah.
  773. 21:29>> They only win indoors.
  774. 21:31>> Indoors. Like the Broncos only win at
  775. 21:33home.
  776. 21:33>> Yep. Inside.
  777. 21:36>> Vegas.
  778. 21:36>> Inside something.
  779. 21:38Indoor.
  780. 21:40I don't know.
  781. 21:41>> We'll come up with something.
  782. 21:42>> Well, if you're just tuning in
  783. 21:45uh and you somehow got to this part
  784. 21:46[laughter]
  785. 21:48>> We thank you.
  786. 21:50>> Our five game picks
  787. 21:51>> Are we live?
  788. 21:52>> [laughter]
  789. 21:53>> Yeah.
  790. 21:54>> Our five game picks, Dan.
  791. 21:56>> If you're just tuning in, you skipped to
  792. 21:57minute [laughter] 20.
  793. 21:59Welcome in.
  794. 22:00>> Our five game picks are the Houston
  795. 22:03Texans plus two and a half, the Browns
  796. 22:06plus three,
  797. 22:08the Saints on the money line, the Jets
  798. 22:10plus seven and a half, and the Raiders
  799. 22:13plus four and a half. That smells like
  800. 22:17five and oh NFL week number six.
  801. 22:20That's what we really That's all it what
  802. 22:22it's all about. We just gather here to
  803. 22:23find some winners.
  804. 22:24>> Mhm.
  805. 22:25>> Then we take the test. We'll see what
  806. 22:26the answers are after Sunday.
  807. 22:28>> Keep in mind though, fellas, if you want
  808. 22:29to flex that Browns over to the Ravens,
  809. 22:32I won't I won't be upset at you. Just
  810. 22:35don't let Gavin know you did it.
  811. 22:37>> Whoops.
  812. 22:38>> Derrick Henry's not going to lose this
  813. 22:39week.
  814. 22:40>> Which leads us to our $500 touchdown
  815. 22:42score.
  816. 22:44Which always always hits.
  817. 22:46>> How's that been doing this year?
  818. 22:49>> It has hit
  819. 22:50every week.
  820. 22:52>> Not one week it didn't hit?
  821. 22:54>> Every time we have named a gentleman,
  822. 22:58picked one gentleman
  823. 23:00to score
  824. 23:02on Sunday,
  825. 23:03>> Just one.
  826. 23:03>> It has come home every time.
  827. 23:07>> What's that? Like 100%? Is that what
  828. 23:08that means?
  829. 23:09>> Yeah.
  830. 23:10We looked at every team
  831. 23:11>> sounds good to me, Loops. That's all I'm
  832. 23:13saying.
  833. 23:13>> We looked at every team
  834. 23:14>> Well, some of the audience members are
  835. 23:16slow, and everybody knows that. We got
  836. 23:17some slow cats that watch this. I'm just
  837. 23:19saying.
  838. 23:20>> We looked at every team
  839. 23:21>> Come on.
  840. 23:22>> every match-up
  841. 23:24every player.
  842. 23:25>> Mhm.
  843. 23:26>> And we choose one.
  844. 23:28One gentleman to find six.
  845. 23:31The question of the hour.
  846. 23:33Who scores NFL week number six? Death
  847. 23:38beam pointing at Earth, who finds six?
  848. 23:42>> Somebody find the Garrigan. Matthew
  849. 23:44Golden.
  850. 23:46>> Danny.
  851. 23:46>> Sorry.
  852. 23:47>> Easy.
  853. 23:49Your family is being held ransom
  854. 23:54and they're asking for a touchdown score
  855. 23:57and able to let them go.
  856. 23:58>> Kenneth.
  857. 24:00>> Week number six.
  858. 24:03You want to know who's scoring?
  859. 24:08>> Yes.
  860. 24:11>> NFL week six
  861. 24:12our $500 touchdown score
  862. 24:14>> Take me, Sauron.
  863. 24:15>> is Mr. Tyler
  864. 24:18>> is Mr. Tyler Warren.
  865. 24:20>> Oh.
  866. 24:21They're playing the [ __ ] Titans. If
  867. 24:23this doesn't come home
  868. 24:26light the whole ship on fire.
  869. 24:28>> Gavo, are you sure about this one?
  870. 24:30>> I He loves Tyler Warren. This is his
  871. 24:32guy. He basically drafted him himself.
  872. 24:34>> I know.
  873. 24:35>> Tyler Warren doesn't exist without Gavin
  874. 24:36McHugh.
  875. 24:38>> He scored week one.
  876. 24:40>> If Warren's the one that does it to you,
  877. 24:42you won't be that upset.
  878. 24:44>> He scored week one.
  879. 24:46He scored week two.
  880. 24:49And he hasn't scored again
  881. 24:51until NFL week six.
  882. 24:54>> Okay, Gavo.
  883. 24:56I'm a little worried.
  884. 24:57>> Nobody would
  885. 24:58look at you differently if you took
  886. 24:59Kenneth Walker.
  887. 25:00>> It's all crazy.
  888. 25:03>> Well,
  889. 25:03>> until it hits.
  890. 25:07>> Just saying five weeks in a row, you
  891. 25:09don't want to
  892. 25:10you don't want to tinker with this one.
  893. 25:11>> a big one, Gabo. Now he's getting
  894. 25:13scared, Danny. Look at him.
  895. 25:15>> Yeah.
  896. 25:15>> Look at him, he's scared.
  897. 25:16>> second-guessing. You did it to him.
  898. 25:18>> scared right now. I've never seen you
  899. 25:19like this.
  900. 25:21>> Gabo, what are you doing on that phone?
  901. 25:23>> Change it, Gabo.
  902. 25:25>> Gabo, you can't play Clash of Clans
  903. 25:26Royale in the middle of a
  904. 25:27>> Gabo, are you sure about Tyler Warren?
  905. 25:29>> Get off Coach Loops.
  906. 25:31>> Well, the only thing is
  907. 25:35I do know he's questionable for Sunday's
  908. 25:37game.
  909. 25:38>> Uh-oh, here we go. Change the graphic.
  910. 25:41Sorry, Nate.
  911. 25:42Change the graphic.
  912. 25:44>> Dodgers got swept.
  913. 25:46>> You're going to stay an extra night.
  914. 25:47Yeah, Dodgers got swept. Now he's got to
  915. 25:48stay
  916. 25:48>> So, if Tyler Warren doesn't go Sunday,
  917. 25:55>> just take Kenneth Walker.
  918. 25:56>> You're going to have to grab me a
  919. 25:58passport.
  920. 26:00Because we're going to London.
  921. 26:03And it's not the Texans game, Danny,
  922. 26:05that you're thinking about.
  923. 26:07>> It's Drake London.
  924. 26:10>> [snorts]
  925. 26:12>> Cuz you're going to have to go and
  926. 26:13>> No. No, no, no. Gabo, don't.
  927. 26:16>> Gabo. No.
  928. 26:20>> Danny, get over there.
  929. 26:21>> Say thank you, Drake. That [ __ ] is
  930. 26:22low-key jelly, man.
  931. 26:23>> No, Gabo.
  932. 26:24>> Gabo, Gabo, Gabo.
  933. 26:25>> That's too much.
  934. 26:26>> That's too much, Gabo. Other people use
  935. 26:28that mic.
  936. 26:28>> That's Danno's mic.
  937. 26:29>> Danno, no, that This is Danno's mic.
  938. 26:31That's Chris's mic. [laughter]
  939. 26:34>> [gasps]
  940. 26:35>> If Tyler Warren can't go NFL week six,
  941. 26:39our $500 touchdown score, grab the
  942. 26:42passport,
  943. 26:44but not the Houston versus Jags.
  944. 26:47A different London.
  945. 26:48>> That's a
  946. 26:49>> Give us Drake London
  947. 26:51>> Yeah.
  948. 26:51>> for our $500 touchdown score.
  949. 26:54>> Yeah, I guess so.
  950. 26:55>> Gavo, gavo, gavo, you could say grab the
  951. 26:56passport, we're going to Atlanta.
  952. 26:59>> Grab the passport.
  953. 27:01>> [laughter]
  954. 27:01>> We're going to Atlanta.
  955. 27:02>> Easy Loops. [clears throat]
  956. 27:04We're going to Hotlanta, that's what
  957. 27:05they call it.
  958. 27:06>> We're going We're going to London. A
  959. 27:08different kind of gavo time.
  960. 27:11>> Sorry, Loops.
  961. 27:11>> So, that's our $500 touchdown score. Uh
  962. 27:14Loops, that means we have one more thing
  963. 27:16to do.
  964. 27:18>> Win the whole [ __ ] thing.
  965. 27:19>> Win the whole thing.
  966. 27:21>> Say it like Loops said it.
  967. 27:22>> what's up next?
  968. 27:24>> Win the whole [ __ ] thing.
  969. 27:26>> What do we do every week, Danny?
  970. 27:28>> [laughter]
  971. 27:29>> I don't know.
  972. 27:30>> Besides that.
  973. 27:30>> Don't look Don't look at the prompter.
  974. 27:32Don't look at anything.
  975. 27:34Don't look at any of the audience
  976. 27:36members. What do we do every week now,
  977. 27:37Danny?
  978. 27:38What's the tradition like no other,
  979. 27:40Danny?
  980. 27:41>> Now, I eat hot Cheetos at night until
  981. 27:43I'm sleepy.
  982. 27:43>> legs?
  983. 27:46>> Tradition like no other is is hot
  984. 27:47Cheetos in bed.
  985. 27:48>> It's time [screaming] for our six-leg
  986. 27:51NFL week six going for glory parlay.
  987. 27:57>> Last week we made it to the table,
  988. 28:00but there was no food. Everything was
  989. 28:01burnt. There was food, it just all
  990. 28:02tasted like [ __ ] So, this week
  991. 28:05we will make it to the table.
  992. 28:06>> Hey!
  993. 28:09>> And we will eat.
  994. 28:11Danny, what what food What food do you
  995. 28:12want on that table, Danny?
  996. 28:14>> I'm thinking a little bit of maybe some
  997. 28:16mozz sticks to start us out for the
  998. 28:17table.
  999. 28:18>> That's like number one.
  1000. 28:19>> Maybe I'm asking for the catch of the
  1001. 28:20day. Maybe we bring out some ca-
  1002. 28:22>> number two.
  1003. 28:22>> calamari, right? For the table.
  1004. 28:24>> And still like two.
  1005. 28:26>> Um
  1006. 28:27How about some beignets, Gavo, to start,
  1007. 28:29huh?
  1008. 28:30>> Some like three.
  1009. 28:31>> Maybe some cocktail wienies for the
  1010. 28:32table.
  1011. 28:33>> No, no, it's like number one.
  1012. 28:34>> Is that the pigs in a blanket?
  1013. 28:35>> Pigs in a blanket, but I like cocktail
  1014. 28:37wienies.
  1015. 28:38>> Okay, what's like number five?
  1016. 28:40>> we bring out a big thing of crab legs
  1017. 28:41for everybody to
  1018. 28:42>> Okay, little seafood tower.
  1019. 28:43>> And then everybody gets a personal a
  1020. 28:44personal seafood boil.
  1021. 28:46>> Okay, and then what's leg number six to
  1022. 28:48get tucked in at night?
  1023. 28:49>> Leg number six is hot milk. It's going
  1024. 28:51to be the catch of the day. It's going
  1025. 28:53to be a It's going to be a mahi-mahi.
  1026. 28:55>> Oh, fam.
  1027. 28:56>> They're going to bring it out all
  1028. 28:57grilled and and and it's going to be
  1029. 28:59yummy.
  1030. 29:00>> Dizzy.
  1031. 29:01>> Mhm.
  1032. 29:01>> So, that's six legs.
  1033. 29:02>> going to use the company card.
  1034. 29:04>> So, everyone grab a chair.
  1035. 29:05>> Mhm.
  1036. 29:06>> Cuz the the table's going to be set.
  1037. 29:08>> Mhm.
  1038. 29:10>> You tell me who sells this.
  1039. 29:11>> White tablecloth, I'm thinking.
  1040. 29:12>> There's a couple things in this parlay
  1041. 29:14that we haven't introduced this year to
  1042. 29:16a parlay. It's taking us 6 weeks to do
  1043. 29:19it. We're going to have a couple dogs
  1044. 29:21bark. If you're going to piss like a
  1045. 29:22puppy, Danny,
  1046. 29:23>> Do it probably on the porch.
  1047. 29:24>> Just stay on the porch.
  1048. 29:25>> Yeah. Maybe a little sea urchin ceviche.
  1049. 29:28>> Yeah.
  1050. 29:28>> Oh, dude, a good ceviche sometimes will
  1051. 29:30blow your [ __ ] off.
  1052. 29:32>> Leg number one!
  1053. 29:34>> What'd you say, Loops?
  1054. 29:35>> Hey, dogs got to Dogs got to eat, too,
  1055. 29:37sometimes, you know?
  1056. 29:38>> Yeah, but you can just give them slop.
  1057. 29:40Go on, Gavel.
  1058. 29:40>> No.
  1059. 29:41>> Leg number one.
  1060. 29:42>> A curb street would never do that.
  1061. 29:44>> Loops, if a
  1062. 29:45>> Leg number one hits, this parlay comes
  1063. 29:48home.
  1064. 29:50>> Well,
  1065. 29:51>> Leg number one, Saints money line.
  1066. 29:53>> That was quick. I don't like when you
  1067. 29:55rip the band-aid off. I kind of like
  1068. 29:56when you do it slow.
  1069. 29:56>> Little beignet guy, wasn't
  1070. 29:57>> That's what you were talking about.
  1071. 29:58>> You don't like it when it's slow.
  1072. 30:01>> I love to complain.
  1073. 30:02>> it when it's fast.
  1074. 30:03>> to complain.
  1075. 30:04>> You tell me how what the speed feels
  1076. 30:07right for you and and then I'll put it
  1077. 30:09in.
  1078. 30:10Leg number two.
  1079. 30:13Browns.
  1080. 30:15Browns.
  1081. 30:17>> No.
  1082. 30:18>> We're going to plus up a couple points.
  1083. 30:20Our first alternate spread.
  1084. 30:23>> Easy, Loops.
  1085. 30:23>> Loops, it's our first alternate spread.
  1086. 30:26We're going to plus them up.
  1087. 30:28We're going to take the Browns plus
  1088. 30:30seven and a half.
  1089. 30:33>> I'm okay with you plussing them up.
  1090. 30:35>> Seven and a half.
  1091. 30:36>> Yeah.
  1092. 30:36>> Sure.
  1093. 30:37>> Sometimes the dogs are hungry and they
  1094. 30:38got to pull up a seat.
  1095. 30:40>> No, dogs don't eat at the same table as
  1096. 30:42us.
  1097. 30:43>> Like number three and four, we're going
  1098. 30:44to keep it between the tackles.
  1099. 30:47We're going to keep it between Can't say
  1100. 30:49it right now. Too much Celsius. Like
  1101. 30:50number three and four, we're going to
  1102. 30:52keep the ball between the tackles.
  1103. 30:54>> Yay, gap.
  1104. 30:56>> With the Kansas City Chiefs on the money
  1105. 30:57line
  1106. 30:59and the LA Rams on the money line.
  1107. 31:01>> Nice. Do your first down dance again.
  1108. 31:05>> Now, do another dance that you've never
  1109. 31:06done before that you just want to make
  1110. 31:07up on the fly.
  1111. 31:09>> Do something new for Loops.
  1112. 31:11>> Something new for Loops.
  1113. 31:13Maybe show a little Oh.
  1114. 31:15>> [laughter]
  1115. 31:17>> It changed to that direction. I like
  1116. 31:19that. I think the first down should be
  1117. 31:20that way, yeah.
  1118. 31:23>> Drake London has a good first down. He
  1119. 31:24was doing that the other night. He was
  1120. 31:25doing like the wave them over, wave them
  1121. 31:27over, wave them over, and then put them
  1122. 31:28that way.
  1123. 31:28>> Yeah. That is really good, yeah. Which
  1124. 31:30way's the beach?
  1125. 31:31>> Mhm.
  1126. 31:32>> Right?
  1127. 31:32>> Yeah.
  1128. 31:33>> Yeah. What?
  1129. 31:34Is that what he's asking?
  1130. 31:35>> No, that's that's more of the gun one,
  1131. 31:37you know.
  1132. 31:38>> Which ones do you like?
  1133. 31:40>> I like when I like when Nico Collins
  1134. 31:42does the whole
  1135. 31:43>> Yeah, there's nothing like a little
  1136. 31:45>> When you just kind of
  1137. 31:46>> of like torn about the the seat belt
  1138. 31:48with the cornerbacks because everyone
  1139. 31:49does it, but it is so cool.
  1140. 31:51>> so cool when you get a stop. I like the
  1141. 31:52CD Lamb, right? A little foosh.
  1142. 31:56And then you're going that way.
  1143. 31:57>> Yeah.
  1144. 31:58I I like the I like when they put them
  1145. 32:00in a box, and then like the play didn't
  1146. 32:02even matter.
  1147. 32:02>> then they go one of one of those
  1148. 32:04>> ball. They're like
  1149. 32:05>> [snorts]
  1150. 32:06>> Oh, yeah. And sometimes you break
  1151. 32:08through it.
  1152. 32:09>> Now, you do one of those
  1153. 32:10>> Yeah, that one's good, too.
  1154. 32:12I was watching some videos. I was
  1155. 32:13watching the Nick Saban doc, and it's
  1156. 32:14crazy that college players used to like
  1157. 32:16not be able to celebrate at all. Like
  1158. 32:18they'd be like clapping, and the ref
  1159. 32:19would be like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
  1160. 32:21>> Yeah.
  1161. 32:21>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, buddy.
  1162. 32:23>> Look, like number three with the Chiefs
  1163. 32:24on the money line, Andy Reid's not going
  1164. 32:26to lose off a bye. He never has, he
  1165. 32:29never will. Just to give a little
  1166. 32:30>> Chargers will cover, though.
  1167. 32:32>> Chargers will cover, though. We'll we'll
  1168. 32:33get to the bonus sprinkle picks at the
  1169. 32:35end.
  1170. 32:36>> Loops.
  1171. 32:36>> Remember Jaire Alexander? He had a
  1172. 32:38really good seat belt one where he would
  1173. 32:39bring it all the way and then he would
  1174. 32:41bring it down.
  1175. 32:42>> Yeah, I've seen people do this where
  1176. 32:43they like kind of like rope it in and
  1177. 32:45then pull.
  1178. 32:45>> I'll see Danny do that sometimes at the
  1179. 32:47bar.
  1180. 32:48You know, he just do
  1181. 32:51try, you know, show, you know,
  1182. 32:54let everyone know you're locking it.
  1183. 32:56>> Let's get to leg number five.
  1184. 32:58>> Uh, well, for leg number four, two
  1185. 33:00loops,
  1186. 33:01I wrote down the Rams are pissed and the
  1187. 33:04Cardinals stink.
  1188. 33:05>> I like when you take notes, Kevin.
  1189. 33:06>> Rams money line.
  1190. 33:09>> Yeah.
  1191. 33:10>> Which then leads us to leg number five.
  1192. 33:13Just when you thought one alternate
  1193. 33:15spread was too much, how about two? WE
  1194. 33:18GO BACK TO OAKLAND.
  1195. 33:20GIVE US THE Raiders at plus seven and a
  1196. 33:24half.
  1197. 33:25>> Pass them out.
  1198. 33:26>> YOU LIKE THAT, DANNY?
  1199. 33:28>> I'M going to need to see your blood
  1200. 33:28work.
  1201. 33:30>> I'll piss in a cup. Right now. Yeah.
  1202. 33:32>> Right in that water bottle if you
  1203. 33:33>> no, this has got the electrolytes in
  1204. 33:34them. I need that for today.
  1205. 33:36>> What kind of electrolytes?
  1206. 33:37>> Uh, just the stuff they had at work.
  1207. 33:39>> Okay.
  1208. 33:40Where do you work?
  1209. 33:41>> [laughter]
  1210. 33:41>> Almost Friday media.
  1211. 33:43>> All right, so Loops,
  1212. 33:45what you're telling me is
  1213. 33:47when leg number one, the New Orleans
  1214. 33:49Saints,
  1215. 33:50we trust, we close our eyes,
  1216. 33:53somewhere
  1217. 33:55people who know a lot more than us are
  1218. 33:57making this team favorited and we're
  1219. 33:59trusting in them.
  1220. 34:01Get the job done in MetLife. Saints
  1221. 34:03money line comes home. Then for leg
  1222. 34:04number two,
  1223. 34:06when we just get DPF'd,
  1224. 34:10Dog Pound Football with the Browns at
  1225. 34:12plus seven and a half. Then for legs
  1226. 34:14number three and four in the afternoon
  1227. 34:16slate, with the Kansas City Chiefs on
  1228. 34:18the money line, the Rams on the money
  1229. 34:19line, we don't even have to sweat these
  1230. 34:20games.
  1231. 34:22Yes, the Chargers cover plus seven and a
  1232. 34:24half, but the Chiefs get the job done
  1233. 34:26because Andy Reid just spent an entire
  1234. 34:28week sucking down burgers. Leg number
  1235. 34:30five,
  1236. 34:31the Las Vegas Oakland Raiders
  1237. 34:34>> Mhm.
  1238. 34:34>> also at plus seven and a half.
  1239. 34:37>> Mhm.
  1240. 34:37>> Where does that lead us?
  1241. 34:40>> I don't know.
  1242. 34:41>> Look at Loops. Look at Loops.
  1243. 34:43>> Who is that?
  1244. 34:46>> I don't want to be a part of this.
  1245. 34:47>> No, go on without Loops.
  1246. 34:50>> All we could ever wish for, all we could
  1247. 34:52ever ask for, all we could ever dream of
  1248. 34:55is a seat at the table.
  1249. 34:56>> Loops
  1250. 34:57>> Every parlay
  1251. 34:58>> it, Gavone.
  1252. 34:58>> Every parlay we do
  1253. 35:01every parlay that we've ever created is
  1254. 35:04all for one reason and one reason only.
  1255. 35:07>> Uh
  1256. 35:08>> And that's a seat at the table.
  1257. 35:09>> Uh
  1258. 35:10>> Carrie Underwood, America's Game of the
  1259. 35:13Week.
  1260. 35:13>> No.
  1261. 35:14>> If we can make it there, we can make it
  1262. 35:16anywhere.
  1263. 35:16>> No.
  1264. 35:18No.
  1265. 35:18>> 10 straight underdog primetime winners.
  1266. 35:23>> Are you trying to make it 11?
  1267. 35:24>> The team who [ __ ] all of America last
  1268. 35:27week
  1269. 35:27>> You're out of your mind.
  1270. 35:28>> is going to [ __ ] you again because
  1271. 35:30you're going to fade the bastards
  1272. 35:32and we're going to tail them.
  1273. 35:35You can give us for our sixth and final
  1274. 35:37leg
  1275. 35:38>> No.
  1276. 35:39>> the Dallas Cowboys on the money line.
  1277. 35:42>> What?
  1278. 35:44Loops.
  1279. 35:48>> Loops.
  1280. 35:48>> No, no, he did that whole song I I he
  1281. 35:51sent this to you. He gave you permission
  1282. 35:53to make this pick.
  1283. 35:55>> Loops, you're a bad liar.
  1284. 35:57>> when it comes to the sixth leg. I can't
  1285. 35:58let Gavone do anything.
  1286. 36:00>> What are you seeing in your team that's
  1287. 36:01not allowing you to pick or the Packers
  1288. 36:03this week?
  1289. 36:04>> I think the Packers are going to win.
  1290. 36:06>> No, you don't.
  1291. 36:07>> are going to win.
  1292. 36:08>> Yes, I do.
  1293. 36:08>> No, he doesn't.
  1294. 36:10>> Yes, I do.
  1295. 36:11>> this whole song and dance with me not on
  1296. 36:12camera.
  1297. 36:13>> But Gavone wants the Cowboys cuz he
  1298. 36:14thinks he's all cute taking the taking
  1299. 36:16the Cowboys.
  1300. 36:17>> No, he doesn't. You okayed this.
  1301. 36:18>> going to get to the table
  1302. 36:20>> You okayed
  1303. 36:20>> the Packers are going to kick. No, I
  1304. 36:22didn't.
  1305. 36:22>> You're making him take the Cowboys.
  1306. 36:24>> him.
  1307. 36:25Danny, I wouldn't lie to you.
  1308. 36:27>> But Gavone's lying he see he's Look at
  1309. 36:29him. The thought process behind it,
  1310. 36:31Danny,
  1311. 36:33is
  1312. 36:34the Cowboys just locked lost to Jaylen
  1313. 36:36Daniels. Loops.
  1314. 36:38The Packers just won by 50 over the
  1315. 36:40Bears.
  1316. 36:42Why would you take the Cowboys?
  1317. 36:46But this kind of thinking has gotten you
  1318. 36:47hurt in the past, too. That's not this
  1319. 36:49year.
  1320. 36:51This year the wrong side is the right
  1321. 36:54side and that's the Dallas Cowboys on
  1322. 36:57Sunday night football. be [ __ ]
  1323. 36:58opposite day with you.
  1324. 37:00We've got to pick We've got to trust our
  1325. 37:02heart just once. It's happened 10
  1326. 37:04straight [ __ ] times, Danny. But what
  1327. 37:06if it stays at 10?
  1328. 37:07And Gavel, it's going to end at 10.
  1329. 37:10Now
  1330. 37:12don't do that. You guys are You guys
  1331. 37:14link up with all these picks. No, Danny.
  1332. 37:18Gavel, tell him. Tell him to stop being
  1333. 37:20a you to take the Cowboys. Show me your
  1334. 37:22text messages right now.
  1335. 37:24Show me the phone. Pull them up.
  1336. 37:26Delete all the ones about the It just
  1337. 37:28doesn't feel like the Packers are the
  1338. 37:29right side. What are you a [ __ ] cop,
  1339. 37:31Danny? Yeah, I was in my past life.
  1340. 37:34I used to be an ex-cop.
  1341. 37:37Philadelphia for sure. Bullying people
  1342. 37:39like bullying people that spat a little
  1343. 37:41bit, you know. Yeah, going 27 in a 25.
  1344. 37:45just cop. Officer McFarland. I just
  1345. 37:47wanted to spread a little bit of
  1346. 37:48justice.
  1347. 37:50>> [laughter]
  1348. 37:50>> I saw some cheeks. I I dare you to
  1349. 37:53jaywalk in my city. Yeah, yeah. Here
  1350. 37:55comes Danny on his bicycle. Form tackle.
  1351. 37:57you Danny has an uncle who is a cop.
  1352. 38:00You'd [snorts] be wrong, actually.
  1353. 38:02You have a No police No police in my
  1354. 38:05family. Uncle is a sadist. you going to
  1355. 38:06do in Ventura, gay Danny? We're just
  1356. 38:09going to have Well, I I don't I'm not
  1357. 38:10sure. We don't have any crazy plans.
  1358. 38:13I'm taking a bus.
  1359. 38:15>> [laughter]
  1360. 38:15>> What's so funny about that, huh? There's
  1361. 38:18nothing funny. It's just funny. Huh,
  1362. 38:20huh. The way that you said it was funny.
  1363. 38:22I'm taking a bus.
  1364. 38:23>> I would have to take a bus?
  1365. 38:24>> Yeah. Yeah, no.
  1366. 38:25>> I mean it's not it was just funny.
  1367. 38:27There's nothing funny about, you know, I
  1368. 38:29>> I can't fly.
  1369. 38:30>> I love buses.
  1370. 38:31>> Yeah. I'm going to get on the I'm going
  1371. 38:32to get on the rail system. I'm going to
  1372. 38:34take that to downtown LA. I'm not going
  1373. 38:36to go on a bus. I'll probably take two
  1374. 38:37buses.
  1375. 38:38>> All right. If you made it to this far in
  1376. 38:40the video, um
  1377. 38:42>> it's time for a couple sprinkle bonus
  1378. 38:44picks. We always like to sprinkle these
  1379. 38:46in at the end for the people who just
  1380. 38:48stick around.
  1381. 38:49>> extra.
  1382. 38:49>> one knows No one is zooming in on me.
  1383. 38:51>> No one knows about sprinkle picks unless
  1384. 38:53you stay.
  1385. 38:53>> Look at Loops.
  1386. 38:54>> I can't get away from it.
  1387. 38:57>> Um Loops.
  1388. 38:59>> Yes.
  1389. 39:00>> Do you want to give your sprinkle pick?
  1390. 39:02You said it's the Chargers plus seven.
  1391. 39:05>> Loops is in his own
  1392. 39:06>> Yeah, and the Packers.
  1393. 39:07>> All right. Loops, please, enough. Um
  1394. 39:11>> Don't do the whole
  1395. 39:12That's Loops.
  1396. 39:13>> give us the Chargers plus seven and a
  1397. 39:15half. Mahomes wins. Mahomes doesn't
  1398. 39:18cover.
  1399. 39:19Then up next,
  1400. 39:21I'm just going to say it because I have
  1401. 39:23the stage right now. I have the floor.
  1402. 39:26Give me the Eagles plus three and a half
  1403. 39:29because I believe in Tanner McKee. I
  1404. 39:31don't believe in the Panthers playing in
  1405. 39:33the Lincoln Financial Field on October
  1406. 39:3618th.
  1407. 39:37>> You're not even going to make a face,
  1408. 39:38Loops?
  1409. 39:38>> I believe in this game. This pick sucks.
  1410. 39:41>> No, it did not.
  1411. 39:41>> a face. You were looking at Gable. I
  1412. 39:43made a face.
  1413. 39:44>> What did you do?
  1414. 39:46>> And then the last game I want to talk
  1415. 39:48about is the Bears Falcons in Atlanta.
  1416. 39:51It just feels crazy to me the aura
  1417. 39:54gamble that Caleb Williams with the
  1418. 39:55whole Instagram with John Wick and
  1419. 39:57inevitable. If he actually plays this
  1420. 39:59Sunday
  1421. 40:01and loses,
  1422. 40:03I don't think, you know, there's just
  1423. 40:05something about that. You know, the most
  1424. 40:08the most fluke [ __ ] place to play in all
  1425. 40:09of the NFL, everyone knows is a one of a
  1426. 40:111 o'clock football game in
  1427. 40:13Mercedes-Benz. But if Caleb Williams
  1428. 40:15does this whole song and dance on social
  1429. 40:17media. Inevitable, I'm coming back, I'm
  1430. 40:19John Wick, and loses to the Falcons. His
  1431. 40:21career is over.
  1432. 40:22>> Yeah, how do you recover from that? So,
  1433. 40:24I almost think a hedge of taking the
  1434. 40:26Bears on the moneyline could be a play.
  1435. 40:29>> All right.
  1436. 40:30>> Um
  1437. 40:31>> All right.
  1438. 40:32>> And then last but not least, Loops, I
  1439. 40:33just want to tell you a couple guys who
  1440. 40:34are going to score on Sunday. Is that
  1441. 40:36okay before you go?
  1442. 40:38>> Yeah, thank you, Gav. Then I got to go
  1443. 40:39get some avocados for my brother.
  1444. 40:40>> Yep. Jonathan Taylor's going to score a
  1445. 40:42touchdown versus the Titans. Yep.
  1446. 40:45Uh
  1447. 40:46Bijan Robinson's going to score a
  1448. 40:47touchdown versus the Bears at home. He
  1449. 40:49didn't score last week. He can't go 2
  1450. 40:51weeks without doing it. Hey, Stefanski,
  1451. 40:53give seven the ball.
  1452. 40:55>> Good call out, Gav.
  1453. 40:56>> Thank you. Afternoon slate, Kyren
  1454. 40:59Williams is going to score against the
  1455. 41:00JV club coming up from the south.
  1456. 41:03>> Just stop calling him a JV team.
  1457. 41:04>> Kenneth Walker's going to score a
  1458. 41:05touchdown versus the Chargers. They're
  1459. 41:07in Arrowhead coming off the bye. He had
  1460. 41:09a whole week to rest his balls.
  1461. 41:11>> That's a JV team.
  1462. 41:12>> Then James Cook for an anytime
  1463. 41:14touchdown. We're five gentlemen deep,
  1464. 41:17and I feel like all these gentlemen
  1465. 41:18score. Give me a James Cook anytime
  1466. 41:20touchdown.
  1467. 41:21>> Give me a real one.
  1468. 41:21>> And for my sixth and final gentleman to
  1469. 41:23find six in NFL week number six is
  1470. 41:26Christian McCaffrey. Put it in your pipe
  1471. 41:28and smoke it.
  1472. 41:28>> I don't smoke, Gav.
  1473. 41:31>> Loops, you look like you can pick a
  1474. 41:32pretty good avocado. Am I right by
  1475. 41:34saying that?
  1476. 41:34>> Yeah, I actually am really good at it.
  1477. 41:36It's like you want it to feel like the
  1478. 41:37inside of your palm right here.
  1479. 41:40>> Well, nice, Loops.
  1480. 41:42>> Yeah, I'll let you guys know. Let me
  1481. 41:44actually a video or something.
  1482. 41:45>> Little mushy is going to make some guac.
  1483. 41:47>> Yeah.
  1484. 41:48>> You making guac? You want guac?
  1485. 41:49>> something else that feels like that.
  1486. 41:51>> All righty, I'll see you guys later.
  1487. 41:52>> Uh we appreciate each and every single
  1488. 41:54one of you, and as always, we'll see you
  1489. 41:57on the other side.

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