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- 0:00Welcome back to Hold the Phone, YouTube.
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- 0:06NUMBER SIX. WE appreciate each and every
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- 0:20other side of this screen. Today, as we
- 0:24always do, we have our five best game
- 0:27picks for NFL week number six. We have
- 0:30our going for glory tradition like none
- 0:32other where all we ask for is a seat at
- 0:35the table. Then, we have our $500
- 0:38touchdown score which has come home
- 0:41every single week of the NFL season.
- 0:46Loops is in a hideaway in a land far,
- 0:49far away. Danny is here in the flesh.
- 0:53Maybe. I'm not sure.
- 0:55Is that you?
- 0:56>> Don't I have my pants on?
- 0:57>> Open my eyes so I know it's me.
- 0:59>> So I know it's you.
- 1:00>> So you know it's you.
- 1:01>> Yep.
- 1:02>> Here we go. Loops, how are you feeling?
- 1:03>> I'm in a hideaway far, far away and
- 1:05Danny probably should be if we're being
- 1:07honest.
- 1:07>> Yeah, I probably should be after what I
- 1:09did last night.
- 1:10>> And Gabo, and Gabo, we got some
- 1:13creative, you know, notes from our our
- 1:16boss Alex Edge to set up the show but
- 1:17you just did that. I was going to tell
- 1:18you to do it but you did it anyway so
- 1:20thank you for that.
- 1:21>> What I do?
- 1:22>> You just did it perfectly.
- 1:24You ran through the rundown. We're going
- 1:25to do the picks. We're going to do the
- 1:26touchdown score. We're going to do the
- 1:27parlay.
- 1:28>> Nice, Gabo.
- 1:29>> I did that by accident.
- 1:32>> So the funny part is like you know I
- 1:35didn't see that but I'm glad that I did
- 1:37it.
- 1:38>> He knows.
- 1:38>> saying it I realized that you probably
- 1:40hadn't seen it but you did it anyway and
- 1:41that's why you're the best in the biz.
- 1:42>> Thank you.
- 1:43>> You are the best in the biz.
- 1:44>> That was that was that that yeah, I'm
- 1:46glad that I did it. Thank you, Edge.
- 1:48>> Thank you, Edge.
- 1:49>> Look, I'm so excited for today. Before I
- 1:52place any of these picks, make sure if
- 1:55it if it stings or if it hurts, I'll
- 1:57>> Let me know and I'll
- 1:58>> Gavin, not now.
- 1:59>> I'll do it a little bit slower. Um look,
- 2:02let's just rip off the band-aid, Loops.
- 2:05You have a big wedding tomorrow. Danny,
- 2:07I think he's going to go visit his uncle
- 2:09out in Ventura. Um we have a game
- 2:12>> about that, either.
- 2:13>> We have a game
- 2:15We have a game
- 2:16>> [laughter]
- 2:16>> Sounds like a lie, but it's not.
- 2:18>> Grab your passports. We have a game
- 2:20between the Houston Texans and the
- 2:22Jacksonville Jags over in London.
- 2:24Um
- 2:25and Loops,
- 2:26I'm not going to tell you a lie cuz I
- 2:28never do when I'm sitting in this chair.
- 2:29This might be one of my favorite game
- 2:31picks of NFL week number six.
- 2:34>> Mhm.
- 2:35Danny, what are you doing with your
- 2:36uncle tomorrow? I mean, you think I'm
- 2:37just going to gloss over [laughter]
- 2:38that?
- 2:39>> We're just going to catch up, Loops.
- 2:41>> What are you going to do? What are you
- 2:42usually do when you go visit
- 2:44>> Yeah. It's my uncle and my aunt. I go I
- 2:47mean, I I very close. My uncle Paul.
- 2:50>> live out in the middle of like the
- 2:51desert?
- 2:52>> They used to live in Santa Barbara. Now
- 2:53they live in Ventura.
- 2:54>> Is that like a Breaking Bad situation
- 2:56where you show up and there's a bunch of
- 2:57chemicals in the living room?
- 2:58>> No, they have two cats.
- 3:01>> What are their names? My
- 3:02>> One's name is One's name is Loki.
- 3:04>> Even more possible.
- 3:05>> I'm kind of blanking on the other one. I
- 3:06think the other one might have passed
- 3:07away, actually. But Loki's great.
- 3:09>> Yeah, they
- 3:10>> They cooked the thing. That would be
- 3:11gas.
- 3:12>> Gavo, they're normal people.
- 3:14>> I'm just out in Ventura. I'm That seems
- 3:16like a very
- 3:18>> Ventura's a very normal place to live in
- 3:20California. I think you're thinking of
- 3:21somewhere else.
- 3:22>> Yeah, I've no idea.
- 3:23>> Yeah.
- 3:24>> Ventura's like
- 3:25>> What are we talking about?
- 3:26>> Well, we have the Houston Texans
- 3:28>> Who are you, Loops?
- 3:29>> who are now buying in at a one and four,
- 3:32coming off their first win of the
- 3:34season. They go out, they get Marvin
- 3:36Harrison Jr. Will that make a big
- 3:38difference? Probably not this week.
- 3:40>> I think it will, though.
- 3:41>> Maybe eventually.
- 3:43>> No, it's going to get If it If any week,
- 3:44it's going to make a difference, it's
- 3:45going to be the first week they're
- 3:46together.
- 3:47>> Um
- 3:47>> Loops, come on.
- 3:48>> Then, the elephant in the room is the
- 3:52Jacksonville Jags get to stay
- 3:53back-to-back weeks in London. I
- 3:55definitely feel like that is a
- 3:56beneficial part of this game that
- 3:59definitely I'd rather be in London for a
- 4:01longer time and play two games. Now,
- 4:03this is the back end of their trip over
- 4:05to London.
- 4:07While, you know, we just saw a win over
- 4:09in the states for the Houston Texans.
- 4:11>> Yeah.
- 4:11>> Something with the uh
- 4:12>> I was seeing the elephant in the room
- 4:13sitting in between Loops [laughter] and
- 4:15Les.
- 4:18>> Danny, you've been to London?
- 4:20>> Uh
- 4:20>> Have I been to London?
- 4:22>> Yeah.
- 4:22>> No. I I'd really like to go.
- 4:24>> No, I haven't either.
- 4:25>> it.
- 4:26>> I know, Gavin. I didn't ask you.
- 4:27>> All right. Thank you, though.
- 4:28>> Well, I didn't know you had
- 4:29>> eventually.
- 4:30>> Yeah, we'll go down there.
- 4:31>> Imagine a trip of us going together.
- 4:33>> Yeah.
- 4:33>> We should, dude.
- 4:34>> One of your uncles.
- 4:35>> You have an uncle Do you have an uncle
- 4:36>> No, I have no uncles overseas.
- 4:38>> Okay.
- 4:39>> [laughter]
- 4:39>> Not yet.
- 4:40>> Not yet.
- 4:40>> Our favorites are 44-15-1
- 4:44straight up overseas. That trend
- 4:46continued last week where we had the
- 4:48buzzer-beater.
- 4:50Worst 8 seconds in Philadelphia history.
- 4:53The Jags are favored in that game by 8
- 4:56points. Cam Little, Trevor Lawrence
- 4:59drives their team down the field. Too
- 5:01much time for T-Law in the final
- 5:03moments. Cam Little walk-off
- 5:05game-winning field goal. Favorites
- 5:08continued to reign true overseas. Now,
- 5:1144-15-1.
- 5:13Now, for this game, we have the Jags
- 5:16minus 2 and 1/2, Texans plus 2 and 1/2.
- 5:19Most of the time out of our sample size
- 5:22of 60 [ __ ] games, 44 times the
- 5:25favorite has won.
- 5:27But, not so fast.
- 5:29Maybe not today.
- 5:31Maybe not this game.
- 5:33>> I don't like when you slow it down.
- 5:35>> Want me to speed it back up? I don't
- 5:36kind of numb so when you go fast
- 5:37>> of like it.
- 5:38>> It's getting numb. You can't really feel
- 5:39it. Once you stop, then it starts to
- 5:40hurt.
- 5:41>> All right, do it again, Gavin, but speed
- 5:42it up.
- 5:43>> So,
- 5:45>> [laughter]
- 5:46>> Look, I like the Houston Texans here,
- 5:48plus two and a half. I love it Loops. I
- 5:50feel like a lot of people are are just
- 5:53closing their eyes, taking the Jags.
- 5:55You're getting instead of an eight and a
- 5:57half point spread last week, you're
- 5:58getting a two and a half point spread
- 5:59this week. Not as many people love this
- 6:02Houston Texans team. They have [ __ ]
- 6:04everyone time after time. I just got out
- 6:06of Texans rehab. I'm checking myself
- 6:09back in. Give me the Houston Texans plus
- 6:12two and a half. Come on Loops.
- 6:14>> Loops?
- 6:14>> Yeah, look. When I first saw this game,
- 6:16I was like, "Oh, the Jags. Second game
- 6:18in London. Texans stink. They're
- 6:20attractive." Started looking into it a
- 6:22little more. Seems like everybody all I
- 6:23think the most money line bets are on
- 6:24the Jags this week out of any team in
- 6:26the league. The Texans though, we're
- 6:28going to need to see them do something
- 6:29they have not done this year which is
- 6:30beat a team who has beaten somebody
- 6:32else.
- 6:34>> I like that Loops.
- 6:35>> Wow.
- 6:36>> You know what I mean?
- 6:37>> Yeah.
- 6:37>> Oh, yeah. I know what you mean.
- 6:38>> So maybe we're maybe we're due for that.
- 6:40>> Easily excitable over there. Yeah, maybe
- 6:42we're due. Um
- 6:43>> Loops, you know what our favorite
- 6:45>> thing to do is is not bet on the team
- 6:46who's hot, but bet on the team who's
- 6:48due.
- 6:49>> due, yeah.
- 6:49>> You know?
- 6:50>> Exactly.
- 6:50>> And I feel like the Houston Texans this
- 6:52time of year, we just saw all that
- 6:54bullshitting coaching decision. You
- 6:56delay a game, delay a game. A lot of
- 6:59miss miss opportunities for the Jags
- 7:01last week. Kind of all over the place.
- 7:03They were begging to lose that game
- 7:05against the Eagles. The Eagles don't
- 7:07have much on offense to begin with. Very
- 7:09similar team with the Houston Texans.
- 7:12Solid defense. I know it hasn't looked
- 7:14solid this year, but now they add a
- 7:15couple more weapons.
- 7:17>> Little Jaylen Petrie.
- 7:18>> Yeah, it feels like, you know what? [ __ ]
- 7:21it. Let's wake up Sunday morning in a
- 7:23foxhole.
- 7:25Maybe not during the Cold War.
- 7:27>> Cold War in the in the trenches.
- 7:29>> In a candlelit visual for the Houston
- 7:32Texans plus two and a half.
- 7:34>> In a candlelit visual.
- 7:35>> Yeah.
- 7:36>> That's a lot. That's all three of them.
- 7:38Loops?
- 7:38>> And now Demeco Ryans calling plays again
- 7:41on defense. Which is kind of like I mean
- 7:42they kind of did this last year, right?
- 7:43They lost their first three this year,
- 7:44they lost their first four, then they
- 7:46got hot. Um, also I'm 0 and 2 in London
- 7:49this year, so this is kind of I like the
- 7:50Jags favored myself, take the Texans.
- 7:52>> Nice.
- 7:52>> So, you're due you're due, too.
- 7:54>> Bounce-back spot for Loops.
- 7:55>> Yeah.
- 7:55>> It just feels like it's a kind of game
- 7:57where in the NFL Texans get a little
- 7:59more juice. They're 2 and 4. Jags don't
- 8:03need to be 5 and 1. Everyone calm the
- 8:05[ __ ] down.
- 8:06>> And the Broncos are going to be the only
- 8:07loss
- 8:08>> Loops, I want to get in bed with the
- 8:10Texans. I need to get under the sheets.
- 8:12There's something that about this team
- 8:14when I get on board with the Texans that
- 8:16just drives me nuts. I you got to make
- 8:19it make sense. I can't believe it's
- 8:20real. It's the something about the
- 8:22Houston Texans when I want to tail this
- 8:25team feels like no other team. It's like
- 8:28a [ __ ] drug, and I'm checking myself
- 8:30back in to the Houston Texans rehab.
- 8:33>> in person. You can't get enough of it.
- 8:35>> I can't get enough of it, Loops. Even
- 8:37when I WANT TO WALK AWAY.
- 8:39GIVE ME THE
- 8:40>> TEXANS.
- 8:40>> CAM CAMERA DOESN'T do it justice.
- 8:42>> on board with this one.
- 8:43>> I'm on I I love the Houston Texans this
- 8:45>> He's bouncing on it.
- 8:47>> Yeah, I'm the I'm the reason he got
- 8:48hooked back on the stuff. He's so much
- 8:49more fun when he's
- 8:51off it.
- 8:51>> Yeah, Danny is an enabler. I mean, I'm
- 8:53sure he's been on a couple of these
- 8:54trips with you. You are a little bit
- 8:55more fun to be
- 8:55>> Danny said he likes me more on the
- 8:57perks, and these perks just so happen to
- 8:59be the Houston Texans.
- 9:00>> He's got nothing for him when he's
- 9:01sober, nothing going for him.
- 9:02>> Let's continue on DOWN THE LINE. NEXT
- 9:05GAME, we travel to the 1:00 slate. We
- 9:08come back to the United States.
- 9:10Where
- 9:11>> We should be.
- 9:12>> It's It's my fav It's my favorite place
- 9:14to be.
- 9:16This time of year.
- 9:18>> Have you ever actually been to the dog
- 9:19pound?
- 9:20In the dog pound.
- 9:21>> to get you up there for real.
- 9:23Get you a jersey. Get you a season
- 9:25tickets you own.
- 9:26>> To a in-division game
- 9:28in the AFC North.
- 9:31It's getting to be a little bit more
- 9:32chilly.
- 9:33>> It's going to be muggy, yeah.
- 9:34>> football in the air.
- 9:35>> Mhm.
- 9:36>> Between the Cleveland Browns welcoming
- 9:38in the Baltimore Ravens. They call it
- 9:40football weather up there, you know.
- 9:43This Browns team is a bagel away from
- 9:45being five and one.
- 9:47This Browns team is playing better
- 9:49football than we have seen in a very
- 9:51long time. This Browns team isn't going
- 9:54to allow Tyler Huntley to continue his
- 9:57undefeated reign since the beginning of
- 10:00last year when he steps in for Lamar
- 10:02Jackson. This week at home, good
- 10:06old-fashioned AFC North them to [ __ ]
- 10:08death. Good old-fashioned D
- 10:12P
- 10:13F
- 10:15dog pound football.
- 10:20>> Are we sure about the quarterback in
- 10:21this game yet?
- 10:22>> What?
- 10:23>> Yes, Luke.
- 10:23>> What did he say?
- 10:24>> Lamar's out.
- 10:25>> Huntley?
- 10:26>> Yeah, Lamar's out.
- 10:26>> Lamar's out, good.
- 10:27>> I mean, I wonder how many times in my
- 10:29life I've stared down a line and said
- 10:31Browns at home plus three and a half.
- 10:34>> A lot. Probably just as many as the
- 10:36Steelers at home plus three, three and a
- 10:38half.
- 10:39>> And I mean, dude, and I wonder how many
- 10:41times I've taken the Browns. Probably
- 10:42every single time.
- 10:43>> Probably every [ __ ] time.
- 10:45>> because every time it seems like a
- 10:46winner and they played twice at home
- 10:48this year and they won two games by
- 10:49three points.
- 10:50>> What is it going to take to get it
- 10:51through your thick skull, old man?
- 10:53I don't like it.
- 10:56>> Danny.
- 10:56>> How do I make you like it then?
- 10:58>> You know what? I I sat up here, I did
- 11:00the whole song and dance for the Texans.
- 11:02If I don't like dog pound football, I
- 11:04don't have to like dog pound football.
- 11:05>> You only don't like it because you tried
- 11:07to go die on that hill with the Carolina
- 11:10Panthers and I tried to warn you and
- 11:12they went in there and got DPS.
- 11:14>> And I can still feel it in my hand,
- 11:16Gavone. I see it in my nightmares. I
- 11:18don't I don't I don't I don't like this
- 11:20Browns team that much. I don't hate
- 11:22them, but I don't like them.
- 11:23>> true. Especially all the great things
- 11:25that you have said about Deshaun Watson.
- 11:27>> Well, I've said the great things about
- 11:28Deshaun Watson all throughout the years,
- 11:31right? I
- 11:33>> Who's the guy who ritzed [laughter] you
- 11:34online for like
- 11:35>> I don't like the Browns that much. I
- 11:36like I I I like Deshaun Watson. He's
- 11:38playing great.
- 11:39>> asking you to like the Browns that much.
- 11:41I'm asking you to like them this week.
- 11:43>> Listen, I look up to Deshaun Watson.
- 11:46>> Yeah.
- 11:46Makes sense.
- 11:47>> Okay?
- 11:48Okay.
- 11:49But I don't like him this week,
- 11:50especially not against the Ravens. And
- 11:52big Derrick Henry back there. Who's
- 11:53going to stop 22?
- 11:55Certainly not me. And Deshaun Watson
- 11:57can't play defense. Go Loops.
- 12:00>> Uh who's the guy who ritzed you online
- 12:01for all your job last
- 12:02>> Oh, Theo Ash. Thanks, Theo. I'm still
- 12:04canceled to this day. Not allowed to say
- 12:05anything about Deshaun Watson.
- 12:07>> have to We don't have to bring that up.
- 12:08>> Or you're defending
- 12:09>> Well, we just did it.
- 12:10>> NO. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH.
- 12:13>> LOOPS, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS on the
- 12:14game?
- 12:15>> Thanks, Theo.
- 12:16>> I love the Browns. I think they're going
- 12:17to win outright. I think they should
- 12:18have won last week against the Jets. Uh
- 12:21two wins at home against the Panthers
- 12:22and Steelers. It's dog pound football.
- 12:24Give me the Browns. [ __ ] you, Danny.
- 12:26>> You're lucky what Loops says is law.
- 12:29>> Yeah.
- 12:29>> [laughter]
- 12:30>> That's true.
- 12:30>> You're a lucky cat.
- 12:31>> Right?
- 12:32>> But listen, I I still I I don't think
- 12:33the Browns are going to beat the Ravens.
- 12:35They looked great last week. The defense
- 12:37is still there.
- 12:37>> Why not, Danny?
- 12:39>> Because I think D'Anthony Lynn might be
- 12:41playing.
- 12:41>> Because you know what? You looked at me
- 12:43and said, "I don't think the Browns are
- 12:44going to beat Rodge."
- 12:46And what did they do?
- 12:47>> Yeah.
- 12:47>> You looked at me and said, "I don't
- 12:48>> either, Loops.
- 12:49>> I don't think the Browns are going to
- 12:50beat Bryce Young." And what did they do?
- 12:52>> They beat Bryce Young.
- 12:53>> What did What What happened when the
- 12:54Browns week two took a trip to Tampa Bay
- 12:56against Baker Mayfield? No shot in hell
- 12:58they would beat the Bucks, right?
- 12:59>> What happened, Danny?
- 13:00>> not playing Bake May. We're not playing
- 13:02Rodge. And we're not playing Bryce
- 13:04Young.
- 13:05>> We're playing Tyler Huntley.
- 13:06>> [laughter]
- 13:07>> And we're going to show you how to play
- 13:07football Sunday.
- 13:08>> me see the neck. Let me see the neck.
- 13:12>> [gasps]
- 13:12>> Yeah.
- 13:13>> Give us the Browns.
- 13:14>> Give me the Baltimore Ravens.
- 13:15>> Give us the Browns plus three.
- 13:18>> Minus three, Baltimore Ravens. Show me
- 13:20the flock.
- 13:21>> Mhm? But the thing is, I don't know if
- 13:23you actually believe that.
- 13:24>> No, I actually do.
- 13:25>> Why?
- 13:26>> Because they shouldn't have beat the
- 13:27Falcons last week, and they did. And I
- 13:28think the Falcons are a way better
- 13:29football team than the Deshaun Watsons
- 13:31in Cleveland.
- 13:32>> All the more reason why everyone just
- 13:34saw the Ravens
- 13:35>> I don't give a damn what everybody else
- 13:36thinks.
- 13:36>> Falcons and now they're playing the
- 13:38[ __ ] Browns and a three-point spread.
- 13:41You don't think every kid with
- 13:42>> Now they're the [ __ ] Browns.
- 13:43>> are going to take the [ __ ] Ravens.
- 13:45Now you don't get to you don't get to
- 13:45hype up dog pound football and then say,
- 13:47"Oh, now they're playing the [ __ ]
- 13:48Browns."
- 13:49>> Like it's a slur.
- 13:50>> I believe it.
- 13:51>> You believe in dog pound
- 13:52>> in dog pound football.
- 13:53>> They're a good team.
- 13:54>> Doesn't mean everyone else does. These
- 13:56are the dog [ __ ] Browns.
- 13:57>> I don't give a damn what anybody else
- 13:59thinks. I'm me.
- 14:00I do me.
- 14:01>> Yes.
- 14:02All right, we'll continue on down the
- 14:03line.
- 14:05>> Okay.
- 14:05>> All right, we're going to go to MetLife,
- 14:06Luke.
- 14:08>> Yeah.
- 14:08>> Which should be even more interesting.
- 14:10Where we have the New Orleans Saints
- 14:12taking on the New York Giants.
- 14:14>> to talk about a doozy.
- 14:15>> A team who has just knocked on the door
- 14:17time after time. New
- 14:19uh New Orleans Saints.
- 14:21>> Time after time.
- 14:22>> Time after time. The Saints are one and
- 14:24four playing the three-one-and-one New
- 14:27York Giants. Luke, take the stage.
- 14:30>> Open the door. I know you're in there.
- 14:33>> Gavo, what is it, week six?
- 14:35>> Yes, it is.
- 14:37>> God, that is so scary. It's going to be
- 14:39over soon.
- 14:40>> Good.
- 14:41People don't like when you say that,
- 14:42Luke.
- 14:43>> the Saints have one win.
- 14:45It's the first time in history a team
- 14:48with one win goes on the road in week
- 14:50six against a team with three or four
- 14:52wins as a favorite.
- 14:53>> I love these factoids. It all comes out.
- 14:55>> Mhm. You like that, Danny?
- 14:57>> I love the fact.
- 14:57>> I'm 93% sure that's true.
- 14:59>> And he tells them a little it's a little
- 15:01bit slow. It's not too fast.
- 15:03>> Yeah.
- 15:03>> So it doesn't
- 15:04>> Nobody speed it back up.
- 15:05>> No, no, no.
- 15:06>> No, no, no.
- 15:06>> You're perfect where you're at.
- 15:08Keep it right there. Stay right there.
- 15:10>> Yeah, just just
- 15:11>> Look.
- 15:11>> any pants.
- 15:12>> First time a one-win team is going
- 15:15against a three-plus win team on the
- 15:18road and is favorited. If that's not
- 15:20sounding a
- 15:22down at the station, I don't know what
- 15:24will, Danny.
- 15:25>> Yeah, and I'm paying taxes for that
- 15:27station to work, right?
- 15:28>> Yep.
- 15:29>> that alarm to sound.
- 15:30>> So, with that being said, up there in
- 15:33MetLife, it's been all sunshine and
- 15:35rainbows.
- 15:36NOT TODAY. NOT THIS SUNDAY. I don't GIVE
- 15:40A SHOCK. GIVE US THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
- 15:44ON the money line.
- 15:48THAT'S GOING TO BE the most important
- 15:49play of our entire week six, Loops. If
- 15:52the Saints win, we will have glory
- 15:55beyond glory. If they don't,
- 15:59>> we're going to check into a second rehab
- 16:00facility.
- 16:00>> A Saints rehab.
- 16:01>> is going to get worse than the
- 16:03the Texans. You've taken the Saints
- 16:04every week, and they [ __ ] you a lot.
- 16:07>> I didn't take them last week. You didn't
- 16:08take them last week. You got to hope the
- 16:09lady shock is on our side, you know what
- 16:10I mean?
- 16:11>> Yeah, some lady shock.
- 16:13Easy.
- 16:14>> What are we doing?
- 16:15>> Lady shock. Lady luck. Lady shock.
- 16:18>> Easy.
- 16:18>> Danny, you're mine.
- 16:20>> Always just goes for the worst.
- 16:22>> It's my mind, huh? It's always my mind.
- 16:25>> Yep.
- 16:25>> You don't know what my mind is. It's
- 16:27always you.
- 16:29What do you say, Loops?
- 16:30>> When Danny goes out of town, I mean, he
- 16:32is an unpinned grenade.
- 16:35>> a rough weekend, okay? Cat's out of the
- 16:37bag.
- 16:38Monkey's out of the bottle. Got my phone
- 16:39stolen. Everybody knows it.
- 16:42>> Up next, game pick number four for this
- 16:45NFL sweet, sweet Sunday.
- 16:48>> Comes between another in-division game
- 16:51up there in the ASC East. There are some
- 16:53unsafe areas in Dallas where nobody
- 16:55talks about it.
- 16:56>> Where we have the New York Jets
- 16:59flying high to Foxborough to play the
- 17:02New England Patriots.
- 17:04This game was a couple weeks back,
- 17:06Loops. I truly believe that this line is
- 17:09a little bit sweeter. But now, after
- 17:11these last two weeks
- 17:13where the big, bad, brand new New
- 17:15England Patriots get the job done
- 17:17against the Buffalo Bills, then get
- 17:19another job done against
- 17:21um at home.
- 17:23Who the [ __ ] did they play last week?
- 17:25Now I'm blanking.
- 17:26>> They played the Raiders, Gavo.
- 17:27>> Yep.
- 17:28>> Ah, that was an awesome game.
- 17:29>> big one for you guys.
- 17:30>> a big one for me. The first game outside
- 17:32for the Raiders.
- 17:34>> Now all of a sudden shit's all sweet.
- 17:36>> Just get to the pick, bro.
- 17:37>> they get to a seven and a half point
- 17:38spread.
- 17:39>> No, no, slow down.
- 17:40>> Yeah, sometimes it's a little Just get
- 17:42to the
- 17:43>> picks, bro.
- 17:44>> a little bit slower.
- 17:46Now
- 17:47all I'm trying to say is
- 17:50a couple good wins, a couple good games
- 17:52out of New England, you blink your eyes
- 17:55and you have a seven and a half point
- 17:56spread.
- 17:57>> They're planning the parade all of a
- 17:58sudden, right?
- 17:59>> It's a lot of points against a gritty
- 18:02gritty
- 18:03blood, sweat, tears, fight tooth and
- 18:06nail New York Jets team.
- 18:08>> Great, good execution there.
- 18:10>> Right Loops?
- 18:12>> Yeah, Gavo, and when I look at it cuz I
- 18:13thought to myself, I feel like we've
- 18:15been all over the Patriots this year.
- 18:17And I And now I'm looking at their
- 18:18schedule week one, Seahawks, right? We
- 18:20had three and a half, they lose by
- 18:21three. Week two, I don't remember, the
- 18:23Steelers, if we bet that game, Patriots
- 18:24Steelers.
- 18:25>> We might have left it
- 18:26>> I'll get to week three, they go to
- 18:27Jacksonville, we take the Jags. Week
- 18:29four, they go to Buffalo, we take the
- 18:31points, they cover against the Bills.
- 18:33Last week against the Raiders, we take
- 18:35them.
- 18:36They win and
- 18:36>> So instead of a rehab, it's more of a
- 18:38Patriots paradise. Nice job.
- 18:41>> It's like the good part of when you're
- 18:43doing drugs and all that [ __ ]
- 18:45>> Yeah.
- 18:45>> Yeah, pure euphoria.
- 18:46>> Yeah.
- 18:47>> Yeah.
- 18:48>> So that's been my experience with the
- 18:49New England Patriots, and that's going
- 18:51to continue.
- 18:53>> What does it make you feel like when you
- 18:54get
- 18:54>> Producer Hurls has to cover his ears for
- 18:56this one because we're taking the New
- 18:59York Jets plus seven and a half.
- 19:01>> Sorry, Hurls.
- 19:03>> Sorry, Hurls.
- 19:04>> Sorry.
- 19:06>> Sorry, Hurls.
- 19:06>> Just Just Yeah, just the spread, Hurls.
- 19:08>> Maybe the Patriots win by three.
- 19:10>> Just keep your eyes closed. Maybe you
- 19:11open them so he knows it's us.
- 19:12>> Yep.
- 19:13>> GIVE US THE JETS.
- 19:15PLUS SEVEN AND A HALF.
- 19:18>> Nice Loops.
- 19:19>> Uh I love this game. I love this game. I
- 19:21love this game. I think a lot of people
- 19:23this is the classic money line parlay
- 19:25situation for the Patriots.
- 19:27Um I feel like a couple teams are in
- 19:29danger of that this week. Who is going
- 19:32to be the big dog that wins outright
- 19:35this week? Could it be the Tennessee
- 19:36Titans? I'm not sure if they can beat
- 19:38anyone. Could it be the LA Chargers?
- 19:41Maybe. I don't think you beat Andy Reid
- 19:42off a bye. Could it be the New York Jets
- 19:45against the New England Patriots? Loops
- 19:47is raising his hand. Who's it going to
- 19:48be Loops?
- 19:50>> Maybe it's going to be the Raiders Gabo.
- 19:51Let's get to pick five.
- 19:54>> [laughter]
- 19:56>> I pray every night that
- 19:59my tits are sitting right.
- 20:00>> Correct. Here we go.
- 20:00>> GAME PICK NUMBER FIVE. WE TRAVEL TO
- 20:03OAKLAND IN Allegiant Stadium
- 20:06where the Raiders host the Buffalo
- 20:09Bills. Buffalo Bills coming off just a
- 20:12Hollywood set. Quinton Tarantino out
- 20:15there in the Hollywood. They bring down
- 20:18the Rams. They bring down Mavis
- 20:21in classic fashion.
- 20:22>> Mavis is unemployed. Thanks Josh Allen.
- 20:24>> Where Josh Allen gets the job done.
- 20:27Um uh Seinfeld's daughter
- 20:30>> Mavis is homeless.
- 20:31>> She's there celebrating
- 20:32>> Seinfeld's daughter, yeah.
- 20:34>> uh Josh Allen throws on the helmet, puts
- 20:37on the cape and overtime runs out there,
- 20:39gets the win.
- 20:39>> He's missing throws so he can run for
- 20:41six yards. He's a selfish prick.
- 20:43Everybody here
- 20:44>> Calling out plays.
- 20:45>> And now
- 20:46we have an Oakland Raider team who gets
- 20:49to travel back inside.
- 20:50>> Mhm.
- 20:51>> Where they love to play. Because you
- 20:53know what I found out Loops? It's always
- 20:55sunshine and rainbows when there's a
- 20:57roof over your head. Indoor merchants.
- 20:59>> We got to find a better word for them
- 21:00though. My life.
- 21:01>> Indoor merchants. The Oakland Raiders
- 21:04come home to play the Buffalo Bills.
- 21:06Bills coming off an emotional win. The
- 21:08Raiders just got embarrassed. You can
- 21:11give us for our fifth and final game
- 21:13pick of NFL week number six, the Oakland
- 21:17Raiders.
- 21:18Plus four and a half.
- 21:20>> Okay.
- 21:22I would have taken them on the
- 21:22>> Trying to come up with something for
- 21:23merchants, but it's not clicking in my
- 21:25head. Vegas merchants. I'll think of
- 21:27something for the Raiders.
- 21:29>> Yeah.
- 21:29>> They only win indoors.
- 21:31>> Indoors. Like the Broncos only win at
- 21:33home.
- 21:33>> Yep. Inside.
- 21:36>> Vegas.
- 21:36>> Inside something.
- 21:38Indoor.
- 21:40I don't know.
- 21:41>> We'll come up with something.
- 21:42>> Well, if you're just tuning in
- 21:45uh and you somehow got to this part
- 21:46[laughter]
- 21:48>> We thank you.
- 21:50>> Our five game picks
- 21:51>> Are we live?
- 21:52>> [laughter]
- 21:53>> Yeah.
- 21:54>> Our five game picks, Dan.
- 21:56>> If you're just tuning in, you skipped to
- 21:57minute [laughter] 20.
- 21:59Welcome in.
- 22:00>> Our five game picks are the Houston
- 22:03Texans plus two and a half, the Browns
- 22:06plus three,
- 22:08the Saints on the money line, the Jets
- 22:10plus seven and a half, and the Raiders
- 22:13plus four and a half. That smells like
- 22:17five and oh NFL week number six.
- 22:20That's what we really That's all it what
- 22:22it's all about. We just gather here to
- 22:23find some winners.
- 22:24>> Mhm.
- 22:25>> Then we take the test. We'll see what
- 22:26the answers are after Sunday.
- 22:28>> Keep in mind though, fellas, if you want
- 22:29to flex that Browns over to the Ravens,
- 22:32I won't I won't be upset at you. Just
- 22:35don't let Gavin know you did it.
- 22:37>> Whoops.
- 22:38>> Derrick Henry's not going to lose this
- 22:39week.
- 22:40>> Which leads us to our $500 touchdown
- 22:42score.
- 22:44Which always always hits.
- 22:46>> How's that been doing this year?
- 22:49>> It has hit
- 22:50every week.
- 22:52>> Not one week it didn't hit?
- 22:54>> Every time we have named a gentleman,
- 22:58picked one gentleman
- 23:00to score
- 23:02on Sunday,
- 23:03>> Just one.
- 23:03>> It has come home every time.
- 23:07>> What's that? Like 100%? Is that what
- 23:08that means?
- 23:09>> Yeah.
- 23:10We looked at every team
- 23:11>> sounds good to me, Loops. That's all I'm
- 23:13saying.
- 23:13>> We looked at every team
- 23:14>> Well, some of the audience members are
- 23:16slow, and everybody knows that. We got
- 23:17some slow cats that watch this. I'm just
- 23:19saying.
- 23:20>> We looked at every team
- 23:21>> Come on.
- 23:22>> every match-up
- 23:24every player.
- 23:25>> Mhm.
- 23:26>> And we choose one.
- 23:28One gentleman to find six.
- 23:31The question of the hour.
- 23:33Who scores NFL week number six? Death
- 23:38beam pointing at Earth, who finds six?
- 23:42>> Somebody find the Garrigan. Matthew
- 23:44Golden.
- 23:46>> Danny.
- 23:46>> Sorry.
- 23:47>> Easy.
- 23:49Your family is being held ransom
- 23:54and they're asking for a touchdown score
- 23:57and able to let them go.
- 23:58>> Kenneth.
- 24:00>> Week number six.
- 24:03You want to know who's scoring?
- 24:08>> Yes.
- 24:11>> NFL week six
- 24:12our $500 touchdown score
- 24:14>> Take me, Sauron.
- 24:15>> is Mr. Tyler
- 24:18>> is Mr. Tyler Warren.
- 24:20>> Oh.
- 24:21They're playing the [ __ ] Titans. If
- 24:23this doesn't come home
- 24:26light the whole ship on fire.
- 24:28>> Gavo, are you sure about this one?
- 24:30>> I He loves Tyler Warren. This is his
- 24:32guy. He basically drafted him himself.
- 24:34>> I know.
- 24:35>> Tyler Warren doesn't exist without Gavin
- 24:36McHugh.
- 24:38>> He scored week one.
- 24:40>> If Warren's the one that does it to you,
- 24:42you won't be that upset.
- 24:44>> He scored week one.
- 24:46He scored week two.
- 24:49And he hasn't scored again
- 24:51until NFL week six.
- 24:54>> Okay, Gavo.
- 24:56I'm a little worried.
- 24:57>> Nobody would
- 24:58look at you differently if you took
- 24:59Kenneth Walker.
- 25:00>> It's all crazy.
- 25:03>> Well,
- 25:03>> until it hits.
- 25:07>> Just saying five weeks in a row, you
- 25:09don't want to
- 25:10you don't want to tinker with this one.
- 25:11>> a big one, Gabo. Now he's getting
- 25:13scared, Danny. Look at him.
- 25:15>> Yeah.
- 25:15>> Look at him, he's scared.
- 25:16>> second-guessing. You did it to him.
- 25:18>> scared right now. I've never seen you
- 25:19like this.
- 25:21>> Gabo, what are you doing on that phone?
- 25:23>> Change it, Gabo.
- 25:25>> Gabo, you can't play Clash of Clans
- 25:26Royale in the middle of a
- 25:27>> Gabo, are you sure about Tyler Warren?
- 25:29>> Get off Coach Loops.
- 25:31>> Well, the only thing is
- 25:35I do know he's questionable for Sunday's
- 25:37game.
- 25:38>> Uh-oh, here we go. Change the graphic.
- 25:41Sorry, Nate.
- 25:42Change the graphic.
- 25:44>> Dodgers got swept.
- 25:46>> You're going to stay an extra night.
- 25:47Yeah, Dodgers got swept. Now he's got to
- 25:48stay
- 25:48>> So, if Tyler Warren doesn't go Sunday,
- 25:55>> just take Kenneth Walker.
- 25:56>> You're going to have to grab me a
- 25:58passport.
- 26:00Because we're going to London.
- 26:03And it's not the Texans game, Danny,
- 26:05that you're thinking about.
- 26:07>> It's Drake London.
- 26:10>> [snorts]
- 26:12>> Cuz you're going to have to go and
- 26:13>> No. No, no, no. Gabo, don't.
- 26:16>> Gabo. No.
- 26:20>> Danny, get over there.
- 26:21>> Say thank you, Drake. That [ __ ] is
- 26:22low-key jelly, man.
- 26:23>> No, Gabo.
- 26:24>> Gabo, Gabo, Gabo.
- 26:25>> That's too much.
- 26:26>> That's too much, Gabo. Other people use
- 26:28that mic.
- 26:28>> That's Danno's mic.
- 26:29>> Danno, no, that This is Danno's mic.
- 26:31That's Chris's mic. [laughter]
- 26:34>> [gasps]
- 26:35>> If Tyler Warren can't go NFL week six,
- 26:39our $500 touchdown score, grab the
- 26:42passport,
- 26:44but not the Houston versus Jags.
- 26:47A different London.
- 26:48>> That's a
- 26:49>> Give us Drake London
- 26:51>> Yeah.
- 26:51>> for our $500 touchdown score.
- 26:54>> Yeah, I guess so.
- 26:55>> Gavo, gavo, gavo, you could say grab the
- 26:56passport, we're going to Atlanta.
- 26:59>> Grab the passport.
- 27:01>> [laughter]
- 27:01>> We're going to Atlanta.
- 27:02>> Easy Loops. [clears throat]
- 27:04We're going to Hotlanta, that's what
- 27:05they call it.
- 27:06>> We're going We're going to London. A
- 27:08different kind of gavo time.
- 27:11>> Sorry, Loops.
- 27:11>> So, that's our $500 touchdown score. Uh
- 27:14Loops, that means we have one more thing
- 27:16to do.
- 27:18>> Win the whole [ __ ] thing.
- 27:19>> Win the whole thing.
- 27:21>> Say it like Loops said it.
- 27:22>> what's up next?
- 27:24>> Win the whole [ __ ] thing.
- 27:26>> What do we do every week, Danny?
- 27:28>> [laughter]
- 27:29>> I don't know.
- 27:30>> Besides that.
- 27:30>> Don't look Don't look at the prompter.
- 27:32Don't look at anything.
- 27:34Don't look at any of the audience
- 27:36members. What do we do every week now,
- 27:37Danny?
- 27:38What's the tradition like no other,
- 27:40Danny?
- 27:41>> Now, I eat hot Cheetos at night until
- 27:43I'm sleepy.
- 27:43>> legs?
- 27:46>> Tradition like no other is is hot
- 27:47Cheetos in bed.
- 27:48>> It's time [screaming] for our six-leg
- 27:51NFL week six going for glory parlay.
- 27:57>> Last week we made it to the table,
- 28:00but there was no food. Everything was
- 28:01burnt. There was food, it just all
- 28:02tasted like [ __ ] So, this week
- 28:05we will make it to the table.
- 28:06>> Hey!
- 28:09>> And we will eat.
- 28:11Danny, what what food What food do you
- 28:12want on that table, Danny?
- 28:14>> I'm thinking a little bit of maybe some
- 28:16mozz sticks to start us out for the
- 28:17table.
- 28:18>> That's like number one.
- 28:19>> Maybe I'm asking for the catch of the
- 28:20day. Maybe we bring out some ca-
- 28:22>> number two.
- 28:22>> calamari, right? For the table.
- 28:24>> And still like two.
- 28:26>> Um
- 28:27How about some beignets, Gavo, to start,
- 28:29huh?
- 28:30>> Some like three.
- 28:31>> Maybe some cocktail wienies for the
- 28:32table.
- 28:33>> No, no, it's like number one.
- 28:34>> Is that the pigs in a blanket?
- 28:35>> Pigs in a blanket, but I like cocktail
- 28:37wienies.
- 28:38>> Okay, what's like number five?
- 28:40>> we bring out a big thing of crab legs
- 28:41for everybody to
- 28:42>> Okay, little seafood tower.
- 28:43>> And then everybody gets a personal a
- 28:44personal seafood boil.
- 28:46>> Okay, and then what's leg number six to
- 28:48get tucked in at night?
- 28:49>> Leg number six is hot milk. It's going
- 28:51to be the catch of the day. It's going
- 28:53to be a It's going to be a mahi-mahi.
- 28:55>> Oh, fam.
- 28:56>> They're going to bring it out all
- 28:57grilled and and and it's going to be
- 28:59yummy.
- 29:00>> Dizzy.
- 29:01>> Mhm.
- 29:01>> So, that's six legs.
- 29:02>> going to use the company card.
- 29:04>> So, everyone grab a chair.
- 29:05>> Mhm.
- 29:06>> Cuz the the table's going to be set.
- 29:08>> Mhm.
- 29:10>> You tell me who sells this.
- 29:11>> White tablecloth, I'm thinking.
- 29:12>> There's a couple things in this parlay
- 29:14that we haven't introduced this year to
- 29:16a parlay. It's taking us 6 weeks to do
- 29:19it. We're going to have a couple dogs
- 29:21bark. If you're going to piss like a
- 29:22puppy, Danny,
- 29:23>> Do it probably on the porch.
- 29:24>> Just stay on the porch.
- 29:25>> Yeah. Maybe a little sea urchin ceviche.
- 29:28>> Yeah.
- 29:28>> Oh, dude, a good ceviche sometimes will
- 29:30blow your [ __ ] off.
- 29:32>> Leg number one!
- 29:34>> What'd you say, Loops?
- 29:35>> Hey, dogs got to Dogs got to eat, too,
- 29:37sometimes, you know?
- 29:38>> Yeah, but you can just give them slop.
- 29:40Go on, Gavel.
- 29:40>> No.
- 29:41>> Leg number one.
- 29:42>> A curb street would never do that.
- 29:44>> Loops, if a
- 29:45>> Leg number one hits, this parlay comes
- 29:48home.
- 29:50>> Well,
- 29:51>> Leg number one, Saints money line.
- 29:53>> That was quick. I don't like when you
- 29:55rip the band-aid off. I kind of like
- 29:56when you do it slow.
- 29:56>> Little beignet guy, wasn't
- 29:57>> That's what you were talking about.
- 29:58>> You don't like it when it's slow.
- 30:01>> I love to complain.
- 30:02>> it when it's fast.
- 30:03>> to complain.
- 30:04>> You tell me how what the speed feels
- 30:07right for you and and then I'll put it
- 30:09in.
- 30:10Leg number two.
- 30:13Browns.
- 30:15Browns.
- 30:17>> No.
- 30:18>> We're going to plus up a couple points.
- 30:20Our first alternate spread.
- 30:23>> Easy, Loops.
- 30:23>> Loops, it's our first alternate spread.
- 30:26We're going to plus them up.
- 30:28We're going to take the Browns plus
- 30:30seven and a half.
- 30:33>> I'm okay with you plussing them up.
- 30:35>> Seven and a half.
- 30:36>> Yeah.
- 30:36>> Sure.
- 30:37>> Sometimes the dogs are hungry and they
- 30:38got to pull up a seat.
- 30:40>> No, dogs don't eat at the same table as
- 30:42us.
- 30:43>> Like number three and four, we're going
- 30:44to keep it between the tackles.
- 30:47We're going to keep it between Can't say
- 30:49it right now. Too much Celsius. Like
- 30:50number three and four, we're going to
- 30:52keep the ball between the tackles.
- 30:54>> Yay, gap.
- 30:56>> With the Kansas City Chiefs on the money
- 30:57line
- 30:59and the LA Rams on the money line.
- 31:01>> Nice. Do your first down dance again.
- 31:05>> Now, do another dance that you've never
- 31:06done before that you just want to make
- 31:07up on the fly.
- 31:09>> Do something new for Loops.
- 31:11>> Something new for Loops.
- 31:13Maybe show a little Oh.
- 31:15>> [laughter]
- 31:17>> It changed to that direction. I like
- 31:19that. I think the first down should be
- 31:20that way, yeah.
- 31:23>> Drake London has a good first down. He
- 31:24was doing that the other night. He was
- 31:25doing like the wave them over, wave them
- 31:27over, wave them over, and then put them
- 31:28that way.
- 31:28>> Yeah. That is really good, yeah. Which
- 31:30way's the beach?
- 31:31>> Mhm.
- 31:32>> Right?
- 31:32>> Yeah.
- 31:33>> Yeah. What?
- 31:34Is that what he's asking?
- 31:35>> No, that's that's more of the gun one,
- 31:37you know.
- 31:38>> Which ones do you like?
- 31:40>> I like when I like when Nico Collins
- 31:42does the whole
- 31:43>> Yeah, there's nothing like a little
- 31:45>> When you just kind of
- 31:46>> of like torn about the the seat belt
- 31:48with the cornerbacks because everyone
- 31:49does it, but it is so cool.
- 31:51>> so cool when you get a stop. I like the
- 31:52CD Lamb, right? A little foosh.
- 31:56And then you're going that way.
- 31:57>> Yeah.
- 31:58I I like the I like when they put them
- 32:00in a box, and then like the play didn't
- 32:02even matter.
- 32:02>> then they go one of one of those
- 32:04>> ball. They're like
- 32:05>> [snorts]
- 32:06>> Oh, yeah. And sometimes you break
- 32:08through it.
- 32:09>> Now, you do one of those
- 32:10>> Yeah, that one's good, too.
- 32:12I was watching some videos. I was
- 32:13watching the Nick Saban doc, and it's
- 32:14crazy that college players used to like
- 32:16not be able to celebrate at all. Like
- 32:18they'd be like clapping, and the ref
- 32:19would be like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
- 32:21>> Yeah.
- 32:21>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, buddy.
- 32:23>> Look, like number three with the Chiefs
- 32:24on the money line, Andy Reid's not going
- 32:26to lose off a bye. He never has, he
- 32:29never will. Just to give a little
- 32:30>> Chargers will cover, though.
- 32:32>> Chargers will cover, though. We'll we'll
- 32:33get to the bonus sprinkle picks at the
- 32:35end.
- 32:36>> Loops.
- 32:36>> Remember Jaire Alexander? He had a
- 32:38really good seat belt one where he would
- 32:39bring it all the way and then he would
- 32:41bring it down.
- 32:42>> Yeah, I've seen people do this where
- 32:43they like kind of like rope it in and
- 32:45then pull.
- 32:45>> I'll see Danny do that sometimes at the
- 32:47bar.
- 32:48You know, he just do
- 32:51try, you know, show, you know,
- 32:54let everyone know you're locking it.
- 32:56>> Let's get to leg number five.
- 32:58>> Uh, well, for leg number four, two
- 33:00loops,
- 33:01I wrote down the Rams are pissed and the
- 33:04Cardinals stink.
- 33:05>> I like when you take notes, Kevin.
- 33:06>> Rams money line.
- 33:09>> Yeah.
- 33:10>> Which then leads us to leg number five.
- 33:13Just when you thought one alternate
- 33:15spread was too much, how about two? WE
- 33:18GO BACK TO OAKLAND.
- 33:20GIVE US THE Raiders at plus seven and a
- 33:24half.
- 33:25>> Pass them out.
- 33:26>> YOU LIKE THAT, DANNY?
- 33:28>> I'M going to need to see your blood
- 33:28work.
- 33:30>> I'll piss in a cup. Right now. Yeah.
- 33:32>> Right in that water bottle if you
- 33:33>> no, this has got the electrolytes in
- 33:34them. I need that for today.
- 33:36>> What kind of electrolytes?
- 33:37>> Uh, just the stuff they had at work.
- 33:39>> Okay.
- 33:40Where do you work?
- 33:41>> [laughter]
- 33:41>> Almost Friday media.
- 33:43>> All right, so Loops,
- 33:45what you're telling me is
- 33:47when leg number one, the New Orleans
- 33:49Saints,
- 33:50we trust, we close our eyes,
- 33:53somewhere
- 33:55people who know a lot more than us are
- 33:57making this team favorited and we're
- 33:59trusting in them.
- 34:01Get the job done in MetLife. Saints
- 34:03money line comes home. Then for leg
- 34:04number two,
- 34:06when we just get DPF'd,
- 34:10Dog Pound Football with the Browns at
- 34:12plus seven and a half. Then for legs
- 34:14number three and four in the afternoon
- 34:16slate, with the Kansas City Chiefs on
- 34:18the money line, the Rams on the money
- 34:19line, we don't even have to sweat these
- 34:20games.
- 34:22Yes, the Chargers cover plus seven and a
- 34:24half, but the Chiefs get the job done
- 34:26because Andy Reid just spent an entire
- 34:28week sucking down burgers. Leg number
- 34:30five,
- 34:31the Las Vegas Oakland Raiders
- 34:34>> Mhm.
- 34:34>> also at plus seven and a half.
- 34:37>> Mhm.
- 34:37>> Where does that lead us?
- 34:40>> I don't know.
- 34:41>> Look at Loops. Look at Loops.
- 34:43>> Who is that?
- 34:46>> I don't want to be a part of this.
- 34:47>> No, go on without Loops.
- 34:50>> All we could ever wish for, all we could
- 34:52ever ask for, all we could ever dream of
- 34:55is a seat at the table.
- 34:56>> Loops
- 34:57>> Every parlay
- 34:58>> it, Gavone.
- 34:58>> Every parlay we do
- 35:01every parlay that we've ever created is
- 35:04all for one reason and one reason only.
- 35:07>> Uh
- 35:08>> And that's a seat at the table.
- 35:09>> Uh
- 35:10>> Carrie Underwood, America's Game of the
- 35:13Week.
- 35:13>> No.
- 35:14>> If we can make it there, we can make it
- 35:16anywhere.
- 35:16>> No.
- 35:18No.
- 35:18>> 10 straight underdog primetime winners.
- 35:23>> Are you trying to make it 11?
- 35:24>> The team who [ __ ] all of America last
- 35:27week
- 35:27>> You're out of your mind.
- 35:28>> is going to [ __ ] you again because
- 35:30you're going to fade the bastards
- 35:32and we're going to tail them.
- 35:35You can give us for our sixth and final
- 35:37leg
- 35:38>> No.
- 35:39>> the Dallas Cowboys on the money line.
- 35:42>> What?
- 35:44Loops.
- 35:48>> Loops.
- 35:48>> No, no, he did that whole song I I he
- 35:51sent this to you. He gave you permission
- 35:53to make this pick.
- 35:55>> Loops, you're a bad liar.
- 35:57>> when it comes to the sixth leg. I can't
- 35:58let Gavone do anything.
- 36:00>> What are you seeing in your team that's
- 36:01not allowing you to pick or the Packers
- 36:03this week?
- 36:04>> I think the Packers are going to win.
- 36:06>> No, you don't.
- 36:07>> are going to win.
- 36:08>> Yes, I do.
- 36:08>> No, he doesn't.
- 36:10>> Yes, I do.
- 36:11>> this whole song and dance with me not on
- 36:12camera.
- 36:13>> But Gavone wants the Cowboys cuz he
- 36:14thinks he's all cute taking the taking
- 36:16the Cowboys.
- 36:17>> No, he doesn't. You okayed this.
- 36:18>> going to get to the table
- 36:20>> You okayed
- 36:20>> the Packers are going to kick. No, I
- 36:22didn't.
- 36:22>> You're making him take the Cowboys.
- 36:24>> him.
- 36:25Danny, I wouldn't lie to you.
- 36:27>> But Gavone's lying he see he's Look at
- 36:29him. The thought process behind it,
- 36:31Danny,
- 36:33is
- 36:34the Cowboys just locked lost to Jaylen
- 36:36Daniels. Loops.
- 36:38The Packers just won by 50 over the
- 36:40Bears.
- 36:42Why would you take the Cowboys?
- 36:46But this kind of thinking has gotten you
- 36:47hurt in the past, too. That's not this
- 36:49year.
- 36:51This year the wrong side is the right
- 36:54side and that's the Dallas Cowboys on
- 36:57Sunday night football. be [ __ ]
- 36:58opposite day with you.
- 37:00We've got to pick We've got to trust our
- 37:02heart just once. It's happened 10
- 37:04straight [ __ ] times, Danny. But what
- 37:06if it stays at 10?
- 37:07And Gavel, it's going to end at 10.
- 37:10Now
- 37:12don't do that. You guys are You guys
- 37:14link up with all these picks. No, Danny.
- 37:18Gavel, tell him. Tell him to stop being
- 37:20a you to take the Cowboys. Show me your
- 37:22text messages right now.
- 37:24Show me the phone. Pull them up.
- 37:26Delete all the ones about the It just
- 37:28doesn't feel like the Packers are the
- 37:29right side. What are you a [ __ ] cop,
- 37:31Danny? Yeah, I was in my past life.
- 37:34I used to be an ex-cop.
- 37:37Philadelphia for sure. Bullying people
- 37:39like bullying people that spat a little
- 37:41bit, you know. Yeah, going 27 in a 25.
- 37:45just cop. Officer McFarland. I just
- 37:47wanted to spread a little bit of
- 37:48justice.
- 37:50>> [laughter]
- 37:50>> I saw some cheeks. I I dare you to
- 37:53jaywalk in my city. Yeah, yeah. Here
- 37:55comes Danny on his bicycle. Form tackle.
- 37:57you Danny has an uncle who is a cop.
- 38:00You'd [snorts] be wrong, actually.
- 38:02You have a No police No police in my
- 38:05family. Uncle is a sadist. you going to
- 38:06do in Ventura, gay Danny? We're just
- 38:09going to have Well, I I don't I'm not
- 38:10sure. We don't have any crazy plans.
- 38:13I'm taking a bus.
- 38:15>> [laughter]
- 38:15>> What's so funny about that, huh? There's
- 38:18nothing funny. It's just funny. Huh,
- 38:20huh. The way that you said it was funny.
- 38:22I'm taking a bus.
- 38:23>> I would have to take a bus?
- 38:24>> Yeah. Yeah, no.
- 38:25>> I mean it's not it was just funny.
- 38:27There's nothing funny about, you know, I
- 38:29>> I can't fly.
- 38:30>> I love buses.
- 38:31>> Yeah. I'm going to get on the I'm going
- 38:32to get on the rail system. I'm going to
- 38:34take that to downtown LA. I'm not going
- 38:36to go on a bus. I'll probably take two
- 38:37buses.
- 38:38>> All right. If you made it to this far in
- 38:40the video, um
- 38:42>> it's time for a couple sprinkle bonus
- 38:44picks. We always like to sprinkle these
- 38:46in at the end for the people who just
- 38:48stick around.
- 38:49>> extra.
- 38:49>> one knows No one is zooming in on me.
- 38:51>> No one knows about sprinkle picks unless
- 38:53you stay.
- 38:53>> Look at Loops.
- 38:54>> I can't get away from it.
- 38:57>> Um Loops.
- 38:59>> Yes.
- 39:00>> Do you want to give your sprinkle pick?
- 39:02You said it's the Chargers plus seven.
- 39:05>> Loops is in his own
- 39:06>> Yeah, and the Packers.
- 39:07>> All right. Loops, please, enough. Um
- 39:11>> Don't do the whole
- 39:12That's Loops.
- 39:13>> give us the Chargers plus seven and a
- 39:15half. Mahomes wins. Mahomes doesn't
- 39:18cover.
- 39:19Then up next,
- 39:21I'm just going to say it because I have
- 39:23the stage right now. I have the floor.
- 39:26Give me the Eagles plus three and a half
- 39:29because I believe in Tanner McKee. I
- 39:31don't believe in the Panthers playing in
- 39:33the Lincoln Financial Field on October
- 39:3618th.
- 39:37>> You're not even going to make a face,
- 39:38Loops?
- 39:38>> I believe in this game. This pick sucks.
- 39:41>> No, it did not.
- 39:41>> a face. You were looking at Gable. I
- 39:43made a face.
- 39:44>> What did you do?
- 39:46>> And then the last game I want to talk
- 39:48about is the Bears Falcons in Atlanta.
- 39:51It just feels crazy to me the aura
- 39:54gamble that Caleb Williams with the
- 39:55whole Instagram with John Wick and
- 39:57inevitable. If he actually plays this
- 39:59Sunday
- 40:01and loses,
- 40:03I don't think, you know, there's just
- 40:05something about that. You know, the most
- 40:08the most fluke [ __ ] place to play in all
- 40:09of the NFL, everyone knows is a one of a
- 40:111 o'clock football game in
- 40:13Mercedes-Benz. But if Caleb Williams
- 40:15does this whole song and dance on social
- 40:17media. Inevitable, I'm coming back, I'm
- 40:19John Wick, and loses to the Falcons. His
- 40:21career is over.
- 40:22>> Yeah, how do you recover from that? So,
- 40:24I almost think a hedge of taking the
- 40:26Bears on the moneyline could be a play.
- 40:29>> All right.
- 40:30>> Um
- 40:31>> All right.
- 40:32>> And then last but not least, Loops, I
- 40:33just want to tell you a couple guys who
- 40:34are going to score on Sunday. Is that
- 40:36okay before you go?
- 40:38>> Yeah, thank you, Gav. Then I got to go
- 40:39get some avocados for my brother.
- 40:40>> Yep. Jonathan Taylor's going to score a
- 40:42touchdown versus the Titans. Yep.
- 40:45Uh
- 40:46Bijan Robinson's going to score a
- 40:47touchdown versus the Bears at home. He
- 40:49didn't score last week. He can't go 2
- 40:51weeks without doing it. Hey, Stefanski,
- 40:53give seven the ball.
- 40:55>> Good call out, Gav.
- 40:56>> Thank you. Afternoon slate, Kyren
- 40:59Williams is going to score against the
- 41:00JV club coming up from the south.
- 41:03>> Just stop calling him a JV team.
- 41:04>> Kenneth Walker's going to score a
- 41:05touchdown versus the Chargers. They're
- 41:07in Arrowhead coming off the bye. He had
- 41:09a whole week to rest his balls.
- 41:11>> That's a JV team.
- 41:12>> Then James Cook for an anytime
- 41:14touchdown. We're five gentlemen deep,
- 41:17and I feel like all these gentlemen
- 41:18score. Give me a James Cook anytime
- 41:20touchdown.
- 41:21>> Give me a real one.
- 41:21>> And for my sixth and final gentleman to
- 41:23find six in NFL week number six is
- 41:26Christian McCaffrey. Put it in your pipe
- 41:28and smoke it.
- 41:28>> I don't smoke, Gav.
- 41:31>> Loops, you look like you can pick a
- 41:32pretty good avocado. Am I right by
- 41:34saying that?
- 41:34>> Yeah, I actually am really good at it.
- 41:36It's like you want it to feel like the
- 41:37inside of your palm right here.
- 41:40>> Well, nice, Loops.
- 41:42>> Yeah, I'll let you guys know. Let me
- 41:44actually a video or something.
- 41:45>> Little mushy is going to make some guac.
- 41:47>> Yeah.
- 41:48>> You making guac? You want guac?
- 41:49>> something else that feels like that.
- 41:51>> All righty, I'll see you guys later.
- 41:52>> Uh we appreciate each and every single
- 41:54one of you, and as always, we'll see you
- 41:57on the other side.
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