BENZINO'S TETHER BABBLE: "What Did FBAs Build?" Big Mistake. — Transcript

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1. 0:00FBA's steady talking [music] about what
2. 0:01they built. What y'all build? Y'all
3. 0:03ain't built [ __ ]
4. 0:04>> It's called America. This man woke up,
5. 0:06put on a camera based on technology my
6. 0:08ancestors created, sitting in a land
7. 0:10that my ancestors built, talking about
8. 0:12what did we build? Bro, you can't even
9. 0:13hold on to your magazine.
10. 0:16So, when I was in my 20s, I heard a
11. 0:18record from Marshall Mathers and he
12. 0:20said, "I don't want to be like this. I
13. 0:22don't want to hurt nobody's feelings,
14. 0:24but I'm just being real when I say
15. 0:26nobody wants to hear their grandfather
16. 0:28rap." And again, I don't have no beef
17. 0:30with Ray Benzino, but Benzino been out
18. 0:32here crashing out, y'all. All that beef
19. 0:34and all that
20. 0:34>> Black people and foundational black
21. 0:36Americans are the most patriotic in
22. 0:38America.
23. 0:39>> You hold hold up. Hold up. First of all,
24. 0:42why is it that All right, first of all,
25. 0:43let's clear this up. If you're a black
26. 0:45person and you consider yourself a
27. 0:46patriot, then I then then you lost
28. 0:48already. You all [ __ ] up in the head.
29. 0:50>> First of all, let's just stop it right
30. 0:51there for a minute. Hi Ray, come to the
31. 0:53front of the class. Let Let the doc talk
32. 0:55to you for a minute. I need to have a
33. 0:56conversation with you, sir. First of
34. 0:58all, why do you have a rubber sock on
35. 1:01your head? That, ladies and gentlemen,
36. 1:02is not a tin foil durag. I mean, I think
37. 1:04flowers are beautiful. I'm not going to
38. 1:05sleep with them. Anyway, moving on. Ray
39. 1:07Benzino sit up here and said, "If you
40. 1:09consider yourself a patriot, there's
41. 1:11something wrong in your head." No,
42. 1:12there's something wrong with your head,
43. 1:13sir. It's just directly on your
44. 1:15shoulders because you don't have a neck.
45. 1:16>> You are gay.
46. 1:17>> Anyway, secondly, you are a high yellow
47. 1:20capitalist. Do I Do I need to direct
48. 1:21your attention to the Source magazine,
49. 1:23sir? Do I need to direct your attention
50. 1:24to Love & Hip Hop? That is capitalism.
51. 1:26You have made your bones. Your daughter,
52. 1:28Coi Leray, is a result of American
53. 1:30capitalism. Sir, I'mma need you to take
54. 1:33your hefty shoulders and your tiny legs
55. 1:34and sit your ass down somewhere. What
56. 1:36are you talking about? He's Cape Verdean
57. 1:39and Puerto Rican? That explains this.
58. 1:41>> Oh my god.
59. 1:42>> Why are you gay? You are gay. Why are
60. 1:44you gay? You are gay. You are gay. Why
61. 1:46are you gay? You are gay. Why are you
62. 1:48gay? You are gay. You are gay.
63. 1:50>> The n-n-n-n-n-n talking division? Shut
64. 1:53your yellow ass up. Anyway, let me let
65. 1:55him finish.
66. 1:55>> That's number one. How the [ __ ] are you
67. 1:57going to consider yourself a patriot?
68. 1:59>> We're here for so long in America and
69. 2:01actually built what a lot of immigrants
70. 2:04enjoy today.
71. 2:05>> And second of all, why is it that the
72. 2:07founda- FBA foundational black Americans
73. 2:10are only attacking black people?
74. 2:13>> Stop. Let me stop.
75. 2:14>> That is a lie. We're going to have a Let
76. 2:15me Mhm. Mhm.
77. 2:16Ladies and gentlemen, hold on. I don't
78. 2:17even remember my pressure points. I'm
79. 2:19taking my headphones off. Ray Benzino,
80. 2:21if you're illegal, you need to get the
81. 2:22hell up out of my land.
82. 2:26I don't care if you're an illegal
83. 2:28Ukrainian. I don't care if you're an
84. 2:30illegal Canadian. I don't care if you're
85. 2:31an illegal franc. I don't care if you
86. 2:34are an illegal Brit. If you are in my
87. 2:36country illegally, you have got to get
88. 2:39the fork out, you raggedy [ __ ]
89. 2:42>> What are you talking The foundational
90. 2:44black Americans, they don't need to
91. 2:46attack black people.
92. 2:47>> No, we do not attack black people. We
93. 2:49respond in kind to disrespect and you
94. 2:52trying to have squatter's rights in a
95. 2:54land that you did not bleed on.
96. 2:55>> Why are you gay?
97. 2:56>> Uh let's let's let's cut out the black
98. 2:58immigrants for now. I'm talking about
99. 3:00foundational black Americans and
100. 3:02foundational white Americans. So
101. 3:03>> I still don't even understand who the
102. 3:05[ __ ] they are and what they stand for.
103. 3:07We're talking about
104. 3:08>> I don't understand how somebody with
105. 3:09such level of intelligence all of a
106. 3:11sudden can be so willfully obtuse. He
107. 3:13knows exactly what we're talking about.
108. 3:16When is the last time, I'm not being
109. 3:18disrespectful, I'm asking cuz maybe I
110. 3:20missed it. When the last time Benzino
111. 3:22had a hit? Maybe y'all didn't hear me in
112. 3:24the in the chat. Ladies and gentlemen,
113. 3:25I'm asking for clarity's sake. When is
114. 3:28the last time Ray Benzino had a hit?
115. 3:31Think about it.
116. 3:34>> [music]
117. 3:35>> A few said Benzino's last hit was one in
118. 3:36the chamber 1990 No, no, no, cuz he had
119. 3:38the one with Mario Winans. We're going
120. 3:39to throw the party and rock the party
121. 3:42and freak the party. Did you
122. 3:43I I can't remember the song cuz it it
123. 3:45was trash, but it was a hit. I I I'll
124. 3:47give credit where credit is due. Big J,
125. 3:49sir, come to the front of the class. He
126. 3:51said on Love & Hip Hop when Althea
127. 3:53slapped him, that was his last hit."
128. 3:55>> [music]
129. 3:57>> Somebody find TT. Somebody find TT cuz
130. 3:59we need to slap some sense into Benzino.
131. 4:01>> Got the people that only recognize their
132. 4:04lineage to slavery, but anything before
133. 4:06that didn't happen.
134. 4:07>> I can trace my ancestry back to the
135. 4:091670s and if I'm mathematically correct,
136. 4:12that means that my people were on this
137. 4:15land on paper at least 100 years before
138. 4:18Chris Bosh took a bullet. Before the
139. 4:21United States of America became We the
140. 4:23People of the United States in order to
141. 4:24form a more perfect union, establish
142. 4:26justice, ensure domestic tranquility,
143. 4:28provide for the common defense, promote
144. 4:29the general welfare, etc., etc., etc.
145. 4:33That means this land is my land. It is
146. 4:36not your land. You're a musty tether
147. 4:40from New York Island. You are irrelevant
148. 4:43and you're just talking. This land was
149. 4:47made for me, not you.
150. 4:50>> [music]
151. 4:52>> Ladies and gentlemen, I know it don't
152. 4:53look like it cuz it looks like I'm
153. 4:54seated, but I promise you I'm always
154. 4:56going to stand on lineage business and
155. 4:57Ray Benzino is on the list. Roll it.
156. 5:00>> Those in the I mean, these people I'm
157. 5:02we're not It's not America's job, right,
158. 5:04to take care of someone's child and
159. 5:06mother from another country. That's that
160. 5:08country's job, okay?
161. 5:09>> All y'all are doing is just creating
162. 5:11more
163. 5:12um If this son [ __ ] says division, he
164. 5:15better The next word out of this musty,
165. 5:18dusty, high-yellow, liver-spotted
166. 5:21tether's mouth better not be division.
167. 5:23>> Device, like
168. 5:28>> He says device? No
169. 5:30Ray Benzino,
170. 5:32my foundational black American Ray Khan
171. 5:34head earbuds are a device, okay?
172. 5:37My iPhone with my beautiful dead
173. 5:39brother's picture on it is a device um
174. 5:42cuz he doesn't understand words cuz I
175. 5:44understand English probably ain't his
176. 5:45first language. You mean divisive or
177. 5:49specifically you mean division,
178. 5:52but you're the idiot. I don't know, for
179. 5:55the life of me, Jamel, why
180. 5:58they believe foundational black
181. 5:59Americans are the Avengers. I keep
182. 6:01telling people we are not a record
183. 6:04label, we are not a crew, we are not a
184. 6:06clique, we are not a gang. We are a
185. 6:09lineage. That's that's at least one too
186. 6:11many syllables for for a Benzino. This
187. 6:13man literally just said, "Y'all creating
188. 6:15more device." Cooketh smuggle the
189. 6:18premise, divided. As usual, Dave, you
190. 6:20not being a monolith like you supposed
191. 6:22to. I will never be monolithic. No.
192. 6:24>> [clears throat]
193. 6:25>> Look, if you wrong, you wrong, and I'm
194. 6:27going to stand on lineage business,
195. 6:29period, point blank. First of all, don't
196. 6:31do that to the Teenage Mutant Ninja
197. 6:32Turtles. This is an elderly mutant
198. 6:36dum-dum tether. Elderly mutant dum-dum
199. 6:38tether. Ugly man with no neck. Tether
200. 6:41power. He's the world's most ugly tether
201. 6:43man. He's really hit. He's a mutant with
202. 6:46a mic, and he is gay. When Benzino's
203. 6:49mouth attacks, this FBA ain't taking no
204. 6:53slack. The hell?
205. 6:55He does look like Krang. He really does.
206. 6:57But this is why it's so important to be
207. 6:59on code. I don't have to like you.
208. 7:00What's up with his cheeks? Pause.
209. 7:03This man is stupid. This man is
210. 7:05intellectually [ __ ] This man had
211. 7:08one teacher in high school, rode a short
212. 7:10bus in and and had a helmet. That's why
213. 7:11he puts that dag on rubber diving sock
214. 7:14on his head. That's not a durag. And
215. 7:16then why is it so loose? It's like he's
216. 7:18trying to get back to his troll roots.
217. 7:20Does he have a jewel in his belly
218. 7:22button? Is he a troll? Cuz he damn sure
219. 7:24ain't treasure.
220. 7:25I'm trying to understand. This man is as
221. 7:27unseasoned and unimportant as day-old
222. 7:30white bread. He's got mold on his face.
223. 7:33I'm sorry, those are liver spots. I'm
224. 7:35sorry, who told Mr. Burns we wanted his
225. 7:36opinion? I don't understand where the
226. 7:38hell he gets off right now. Why are we
227. 7:40doing this? Cooker said even the Botox
228. 7:43failed.
229. 7:44>> [music]
230. 7:46>> What is Benzino?
231. 7:49This is why you're a trivia question.
232. 7:50This is why you are the butt of so many
233. 7:52hip-hop jokes, sir. Elderly mutant ninja
234. 7:54tethers, bootlickers with no damn sense,
235. 7:57tether power. I hate you so much. He
236. 7:59reminds me of Damon Dash when his teeth
237. 8:00fell out. At least Damon's foundational.
238. 8:04>> [music]
239. 8:05>> What are we talking about? This man is
240. 8:08living proof that old women back in the
241. 8:1050s or whenever his mama was born,
242. 8:11respect to his mama, should have
243. 8:13swallowed.
244. 8:14>> Who the [ __ ] are y'all?
245. 8:16>> Oh my god.
246. 8:19>> Bro.
247. 8:20>> I'm about to shoot my producer. I keep
248. 8:21telling y'all I don't watch these videos
249. 8:23ahead of time. I come in, Joe is
250. 8:25prepped. Shout out big biggest shout out
251. 8:27to Neff.
252. 8:31So I don't see these videos ahead of
253. 8:32time, so my reactions are fresh. That
254. 8:34way I'm reacting with you, you're
255. 8:36reacting with me, we're all seeing this
256. 8:38BS at the same time. Why does this man
257. 8:41continue to take his shirt off? I've
258. 8:43lost well over 360 lb, but I have loose
259. 8:45skin, that's why I don't take my shirt
260. 8:46off. But the second I get the rest of
261. 8:48this loose skin cut off, and let me
262. 8:49explain to y'all something, my first
263. 8:51surgery was painful. The first 2 weeks
264. 8:53after I got the first paniculectomy, it
265. 8:56was painful for like 2 weeks. After that
266. 8:58I was cool. But I got to get another
267. 9:00paniculectomy and I got to get the loose
268. 9:03skin off of my legs. Pain.
269. 9:05Not looking forward to it, but it's got
270. 9:07to happen. Until it happens, I'm not
271. 9:09taking my shirt off. But he damn sure
272. 9:11didn't take that condom off the top of
273. 9:13his head. Why does he have a reservoir
274. 9:15tip at the top of that condom he's
275. 9:17wearing? You are gay. Ladies and
276. 9:18gentlemen,
277. 9:19I I haven't had to wear a condom in
278. 9:21almost 2 decades, but
279. 9:23What what what why does Why does he have
280. 9:27a reservoir tip? This man sits up here
281. 9:29looking like you'll get a taco bell. Me
282. 9:31and my said I had to stop what I was
283. 9:32doing. Did you say a jewel in his belly
284. 9:33button? Yeah, cuz he looks like an
285. 9:34untreasured troll.
286. 9:36>> You are gay.
287. 9:36>> What what what going on here? Shyfire
288. 9:38said, "I just ate breakfast while seeing
289. 9:40that assault of the senses." How do you
290. 9:42think I feel right now? I'm having a
291. 9:43meeting with my team after this cuz this
292. 9:45I need some warnings when I have to look
293. 9:48at elderly nakedness. This man looks
294. 9:50like old Chris.
295. 9:53You know that old man with the liver
296. 9:54spots from Family Guy? That's what he
297. 9:55looks like. FY gang, bro, are you a
298. 9:57comedian or are you a real black
299. 9:59activist? What's the substance? [ __ ] I
300. 10:02never claimed to be a black activist.
301. 10:04I'm a foundational black American who
302. 10:05stands on business. I have done
303. 10:07stand-up. I have written jokes for some
304. 10:08of your favorites. I'm a Laugh House
305. 10:10original. I predate Kevin Hart. Ask him.
306. 10:12So, I am very much allowed to make any
307. 10:16joke I want to. I am not the national
308. 10:18news. If you don't like it, [ __ ] ass,
309. 10:20do something about it. If you don't like
310. 10:22it, why are you here? And and more
311. 10:23importantly, my question to you, quite
312. 10:25frankly, is this. Why are you gay?
313. 10:28Where is the substance? The substance is
314. 10:30at the meeting of my thighs teabagging
315. 10:33your mom. That's where the substance is.
316. 10:34You don't even have the balls, you
317. 10:36raggedy [ __ ] to put your profile
318. 10:39picture up because we know that you look
319. 10:42like road kill meets a [ __ ] You look
320. 10:45like a pregnant wildebeest with AIDS.
321. 10:47You look like somebody who walked around
322. 10:50with a swollen belly begging for a bag
323. 10:52of rice from Sally Struthers with a fly
324. 10:53in his eye. That's what you look like.
325. 10:55So, I wouldn't put my picture up, too,
326. 10:57if I looked like your ugly ass. And
327. 10:58that's how I know you're a tether
328. 11:00because everybody knows that we laugh to
329. 11:02keep from crying, and I make these jokes
330. 11:04because I help people get through their
331. 11:05day, and I also give them information
332. 11:08that the mainstream media tries to hide
333. 11:09from them. What are you doing, FYF gang
334. 11:12906? What gang are you from? The Get
335. 11:14Along Gang? The Bussy Gang? What gang
336. 11:17are you a part of, sir? And if you got
337. 11:19so much to say, why don't you come up
338. 11:20here and say it? I dare you. I double
339. 11:23dog dare you. But see, you won't because
340. 11:25you are made of bitchery. Sir, you are
341. 11:27the reason that Tim Wells in Minnesota
342. 11:29put tampons in the men's room. That's
343. 11:31you. You could probably win every single
344. 11:33season of RuPaul's Drag Race. That's
345. 11:34you. You probably walk with a switch and
346. 11:36you probably have stirrups on your
347. 11:38sweatpants, you raggedy [ __ ] You a
348. 11:40gay. No, are you comedian? First of all,
349. 11:42I'm not your [ __ ] bro. You don't know
350. 11:44me. I don't hang around with pregnant
351. 11:45wildebeests. You got any other smartass
352. 11:47questions cuz I ain't see you bring your
353. 11:48[ __ ] ass up here yet. There's the link,
354. 11:50but you won't come. Just like your
355. 11:52woman.
356. 11:53If you got one. Or you probably got
357. 11:55somebody who identifies as a woman whose
358. 11:57real birth name on his birth certificate
359. 11:59was Trevor. Cuz here's a fun fact,
360. 12:01nobody wants you. Nobody knows you. I
361. 12:03can smell the [ __ ] on you from here.
362. 12:05Let me explain something to you. Dwayne
363. 12:07Carter the second famously said
364. 12:09something that I am going to quote. I
365. 12:11ain't never ran from a tether and I damn
366. 12:13sure ain't about to pick the day to
367. 12:15start running. Where you though? In my
368. 12:17comments like a little [ __ ] boy
369. 12:20you old they/them half a homo looking
370. 12:22ass. You probably think Benzino sexy.
371. 12:23You probably go
372. 12:26That's you right now. This probably
373. 12:27turns you on. Man looking like a shaved
374. 12:29Wookie. Mr. Spock around the ears,
375. 12:31Quagmire around the jaws, and a goddamn
376. 12:34body suit around the face. I'm not the
377. 12:36one you [ __ ] with, homie. I promise you.
378. 12:38Keep trying not to cuss, but there's
379. 12:40always one up in here. Oh, sweet chuck
380. 12:42ass. Probably got a collection of clear
381. 12:43heels that would make strippers jealous.
382. 12:45I'm not him. I'm him. You will never, on
383. 12:48your best day, come close to the things
384. 12:50I forgot I accomplished. So, if I want
385. 12:52to spend my time making jokes, who are
386. 12:55you? I I know what it is. Hold on. I
387. 12:56know what I know what your problem is. I
388. 12:58get it now. It It just dawned on me what
389. 13:00your problem is. I I understand. So,
390. 13:01I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm
391. 13:02going to help you out cuz right now
392. 13:04you're upset. So, I'm going to help you
393. 13:06out. I'm going to sign a copy of the
394. 13:07real black agenda for your [ __ ] I'm
395. 13:09going to get it in the mail cuz she's
396. 13:10over there creaming in her panties about
397. 13:12me and she ain't done that for you in
398. 13:13years. You raggedy piece of dog
399. 13:15excrement. Now, is there anybody else
400. 13:18who wants some? Or can I get back to my
401. 13:19show? Is there anybody else who wants
402. 13:22what this warm bucket of hamster vomit,
403. 13:24this closeted half a sexual got? Is
404. 13:27there anybody or can I do Dave Anderson
405. 13:29morning news? Cuz I could have swore I
406. 13:31would have The only other Dave Anderson
407. 13:32I know has a a chain of barbecue joints.
408. 13:34He's a friend of mine. His name is Dave
409. 13:36Anderson. Other than him, I need you to
410. 13:37pipe down, fix your pink panty thong,
411. 13:40adjust your tampons that you got shoved
412. 13:42up your bussy hole, and let grown ass
413. 13:44men show you what masculinity looks
414. 13:46like. Are Are we good now? Or does
415. 13:48somebody else want something? Okay,
416. 13:49cool. So, I'm going to get back to my
417. 13:50show. This dog faced gremlin is sitting
418. 13:53up here talking about we didn't build
419. 13:54anything. We built the very land upon
420. 13:56which you stand, you shaved boiled Ewok
421. 13:59looking thing. Bro, you couldn't even
422. 14:00hold on to your magazine. What have we
423. 14:02built? Everything. We built the very
424. 14:05genre of music which is how we built all
425. 14:06American genres of music that you tried
426. 14:09to get on and you let a white man flame
427. 14:11you giving your own album five mics. The
428. 14:13only mics you've ever had is in the in
429. 14:15your [ __ ] sessions behind closed
430. 14:17doors. And everybody knows, allegedly,
431. 14:18supposedly, for entertainment purposes
432. 14:20only. Sitting at the crib behind your
433. 14:21computer, y'all ain't built a
434. 14:23[ __ ] thing. The term mother
435. 14:24[ __ ]
436. 14:25comes from the fact that our former
437. 14:27enslavers would put bags on our heads
438. 14:30and make us procreate with our own
439. 14:32relatives. Thus, the term mother
440. 14:35You would know that if you read Dr.
441. 14:36Frances Cress Welsing, but we know you
442. 14:38haven't read the Isis papers. Hell, I
443. 14:39don't even think you can read. We're not
444. 14:40going to do this. This man is trash. He
445. 14:42has been trash. His raps are trash. His
446. 14:45magazine is trash. I'm sorry, it's not
447. 14:46even his magazine. It ain't been his
448. 14:47magazine in almost 20 years.
449. 14:50>> [music]
450. 14:51>> How do you have time to lecture
451. 14:53foundational black Americans when you
452. 14:54can't even keep the business that you
453. 14:56allegedly built? And didn't you build
454. 14:58that business with a white man? Oh,
455. 14:59okay, cool.
456. 15:03Yes. And it it's it's not AAVE anymore.
457. 15:06It's FBAVE.
458. 15:07>> The people that built it were Africans
459. 15:10that came over to this land. After
460. 15:11[ __ ] thing.
461. 15:13The people that built it were Africans
462. 15:16that came over to this land. After
463. 15:17>> Point of correction, Ray. Less than 3%
464. 15:20of the transatlantic slave trade came
465. 15:21here. So, between 300,000 and 400,000
466. 15:24people, you know a lot of us were
467. 15:25already here. I suggest you read They
468. 15:27Came Before Columbus by Dr. Ivan Van
469. 15:29Sertima, and then I need you to read
470. 15:31Lerone Bennett Jr.'s Before the
471. 15:32Mayflower. Then, I need you to just look
472. 15:35around. And then there is another book.
473. 15:38Unlike Ray Benzino, I have a library, so
474. 15:40I read. There is a book by a man named
475. 15:43Roy Beck called Back of the Hiring Line.
476. 15:45You should read it. It's a really good
477. 15:46book. And basically what it does is it
478. 15:48breaks down the Ellis Island myth. You
479. 15:50know, "Oh, they just came over here
480. 15:51because they wanted a better
481. 15:52opportunity." No, the dominant society
482. 15:54wanted to create a situation where they
483. 15:57got rid or outpaced the most skilled
484. 16:01laborers on the face of the planet,
485. 16:03which were foundational Black Americans.
486. 16:04So, they went and got the Italians, they
487. 16:06went and got the Irish, they went and
488. 16:09got poor Brits. So, what are we talking
489. 16:11about? I am not going to stand idly by
490. 16:14while these people try to take credit
491. 16:16for who we are.