[ASMR RP] Southern Girls Sing For You! — Transcript

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1. 0:11foreign
2. 0:26what a delightful surprise
3. 0:31oh never mind you
4. 0:36would you like to come in
5. 0:39I was just about to make some cocktails
6. 0:43might be right up your alley
7. 0:46hmm
8. 0:49sure yeah come on in
9. 0:52we don't buy not too hard at least
10. 0:58show you in
11. 1:03yeah
12. 1:06now
13. 1:08no I don't think I got the chance to
14. 1:11tell you this last time we met
15. 1:16uh
16. 1:24well clearly not
17. 1:27they're looking pale as a ghost with the
18. 1:30shock of this
19. 1:32oh quiet you
20. 1:34allow me to State the obvious and
21. 1:38introduce you to my twin sister
22. 1:41it is an honor and a pleasure
23. 1:45this little number right here is Shea
24. 1:51can I get you something to drink
25. 1:53Kila round bear wine
26. 2:01oh and excellent choice
27. 2:05you make me one too sis sure can pudding
28. 2:09y'all want them on the rocks or no
29. 2:15you know me I don't like water in my
30. 2:18boobs
31. 2:19whatever
32. 2:21how about you
33. 2:25no eyes for either then no
34. 2:29alrighty
35. 2:30well I'll be back in a pinch and uh
36. 2:34y'all get to know each other don't scare
37. 2:36them all right Shay
38. 2:38loud and clear sister
39. 2:41loud and clear
40. 2:43you could go on
41. 2:46all right we'll be fine
42. 2:55so how did you meet Sherry again
43. 2:58White
44. 2:59I think I remember her telling me
45. 3:02y'all were both at that local spot off
46. 3:04of 17th Street huh
47. 3:07the one she used to work at
48. 3:10half figured
49. 3:13you know that girl just can't help
50. 3:16herself from strolling back into that
51. 3:19dingy old establishment
52. 3:23pardon my French but uh between you and
53. 3:26me I don't really like to go in there
54. 3:29much
55. 3:30except for karaoke on Mondays
56. 3:33yeah it's real fun
57. 3:37how do you know
58. 3:41she told you
59. 3:44there's one thing that's never changed
60. 3:47about that girl it's Her Big Fat Mouth
61. 3:53well of course I sing too
62. 3:55what'd you think
63. 3:57after all we've been a dynamic duo since
64. 4:00we came out the womb
65. 4:04it's only natural we do something
66. 4:06special with all that Talent of ours
67. 4:12oh I'd be willing to bet good money on
68. 4:14that
69. 4:16that girl will perform for anyone
70. 4:18anywhere at any time
71. 4:22she sang for you at the bar didn't she
72. 4:26was she good
73. 4:28she better have been
74. 4:31she's so funny
75. 4:34oh yeah make sure you tell her that
76. 4:36he'll make her ego go crazy
77. 4:40oh she lives for the compliments on her
78. 4:42music
79. 4:45tell me a little bit more about you
80. 4:50[Music]
81. 4:52thank you so much you are very welcome
82. 4:56and here is one for you my friend
83. 5:01you know this looks mighty tasty sure
84. 5:05thank you there is one thing I can't
85. 5:09quite bake here what is that sister
86. 5:12where is your drink girl
87. 5:16I know you're not trying to set me up
88. 5:18with this stranger right now
89. 5:20[Music]
90. 5:21um
91. 5:22well I only have two hands now don't I
92. 5:26I'm fixing myself a drink here in a
93. 5:28moment but I just wanted to check in on
94. 5:31YouTube make sure I wasn't you know
95. 5:33missing anything well gee
96. 5:36your friend here ate much of the talking
97. 5:39time
98. 5:40so uh
99. 5:41I can't say there's been anything real
100. 5:43notable in my book at least
101. 5:46nothing worth
102. 5:48discussing or repeating that's a bit
103. 5:53that's a bit harsh Shay maybe they just
104. 5:57feel a little shy around you
105. 6:00if there's anything that we can do to
106. 6:03make your time here more comfortable
107. 6:04please don't hesitate to I think they're
108. 6:08plenty comfortable around you
109. 6:11in fact they're already requesting
110. 6:14another free concert
111. 6:17is that so
112. 6:19well I would be delighted to perform a
113. 6:23little something for you in fact sis why
114. 6:27don't we do a duet for them you know how
115. 6:29much Mom and Paul love our Harmony
116. 6:33hmm yeah
117. 6:35let's see how I feel after the strike
118. 6:40plus you know my vibrato is a killer
119. 6:43when I'm a little tipsy so
120. 6:45um sure is this you've got a stellar
121. 6:48voice indeed although some would argue
122. 6:50it ain't nearly as good as mine
123. 6:53oh and now
124. 6:55in particular
125. 6:57might be saying this oh I totally forgot
126. 7:01it's time for me to make my drink now
127. 7:04how convenient
128. 7:05y'all play nice all right
129. 7:10she is feisty today
130. 7:13and every day I'll be honest with you
131. 7:19do you have any siblings
132. 7:24oh
133. 7:26yeah they can be a real pain in the
134. 7:30behind there is no question in there
135. 7:35play
136. 7:36chairs
137. 7:38to making the most out of the crazy
138. 7:40lives that we've been given
139. 7:44um
140. 7:49[Music]
141. 7:53hold on a minute
142. 7:55hold on
143. 8:03is that a wagon wheel that I heard just
144. 8:06now because you know I love me some Old
145. 8:09Crow Medicine Show
146. 8:11don't forget about Bob Dylan
147. 8:14what
148. 8:15you know he co-wrote that song Don't You
149. 8:19actually I didn't know that
150. 8:22you're always teaching me something
151. 8:23nuises
152. 8:26yeah I mean that's how it's always been
153. 8:30yeah
154. 8:31um the smart one
155. 8:33and you got all the rest
156. 8:36Beauty Talent
157. 8:39manners
158. 8:41and Men
159. 8:43don't even get me started on that last
160. 8:46one
161. 8:47I won't
162. 8:51um
163. 8:52oh really
164. 8:55you know that song too
165. 8:57hmm
166. 8:59well shoot
167. 9:02maybe we can perform it for them
168. 9:08I am starting to agree with you on the
169. 9:11whole drinks first thing yeah
170. 9:17I've been trying to tell you it makes it
171. 9:19a whole lot easier to get your groove on
172. 9:21after you knocked a few back
173. 9:25we could all take a shot together whoa
174. 9:28slow down sister let's just take it easy
175. 9:32and see where things go all right
176. 9:35yeah I guess I may be getting ahead of
177. 9:37myself a little bit I'll try and stay on
178. 9:41the group's Pace sorry about that yeah
179. 9:44thanks I'm pretty sure we'd both
180. 9:47appreciate it oh yes my sincerest
181. 9:50apologies your majesty
182. 9:54forget you
183. 9:56so how have you been since the last time
184. 9:59I saw you
185. 10:00I was honestly surprised you wanted to
186. 10:03get together after our karaoke day last
187. 10:06Monday
188. 10:07wait
189. 10:09back up
190. 10:11you did tell me that she had already
191. 10:13brought you to a Monday night karaoke
192. 10:17I thought it had simply been mentioned
193. 10:21do tell the story I am dying to hear
194. 10:24what transpired no that's all right it's
195. 10:28it's big now I need to know no it's all
196. 10:32right don't
197. 10:34foreign
198. 10:42I am cracking
199. 10:45up no you did not I did are y'all
200. 10:48pulling my leg I wish
201. 10:51you're serious
202. 10:53I'm dead serious Cherie yes how come you
203. 10:58ain't tell me about this
204. 11:00I didn't want to so I don't care I know
205. 11:06when you rip your pants
206. 11:08clean in half
207. 11:11from doing the splits during the karaoke
208. 11:13performance on a Monday evening
209. 11:16I expect to hear about it first thing in
210. 11:19the morning from your mouth
211. 11:21not from some random stranger no offense
212. 11:26I mean I would have told you sooner but
213. 11:29I knew you'd make me feel like a fool
214. 11:30well you are a fool for that I can't lie
215. 11:35to you
216. 11:37still pretty funny
217. 11:39you know I like a good laugh
218. 11:42and I guess I am equally surprised that
219. 11:46you're still pursuing spending time with
220. 11:48this one because she is a wild card ah
221. 11:51yeah well they never been out with you
222. 11:53so I guess it's fair to say there's a
223. 11:56lot more where that comes from me there
224. 11:58that is too true sis
225. 12:01you've got me there I cannot argue
226. 12:14now let me get this straight what's that
227. 12:17y'all have gotten together how many
228. 12:19times now
229. 12:21two
230. 12:23two right two I see
231. 12:27and
232. 12:29how are you enjoying the both of us here
233. 12:33together
234. 12:35I bet you didn't expect this fine
235. 12:39accompany tonight
236. 12:41in fact
237. 12:43Cherie failed to mention that you would
238. 12:47even be coming by tonight
239. 12:50didn't say a word
240. 12:53well to be fair Shay I didn't know they
241. 12:57were going to be stopping by oh
242. 13:00um
243. 13:01well
244. 13:03um
245. 13:03we got ourselves a bit of a bold one
246. 13:06here don't we I'd say so I like that
247. 13:11drafting by completely unannounced
248. 13:14that's a new one sure is
249. 13:19I like them too I think yeah they are
250. 13:24very good looking if I do say so myself
251. 13:27hey I still haven't decided if I'm
252. 13:31pursuing or not I
253. 13:32back off maybe
254. 13:37so rude to you oh please Sheree
255. 13:41like it even be a competition if I tried
256. 13:47don't kid yourself and
257. 13:50don't worry
258. 13:51I know they've
259. 13:54only people I want to be with are the
260. 13:57ones who want to be with me brother
261. 14:01hey
262. 14:03would you like to hear us sing now
263. 14:06yes
264. 14:08I'm almost finished with my drink now so
265. 14:11me too
266. 14:15it looks like you're babysitting on
267. 14:17yours though it's going on over there
268. 14:20you scared
269. 14:22leave them alone you are being too much
270. 14:26I can't even believe you tonight you're
271. 14:28the one given strangers IP address
272. 14:32letting them come over whatever they
273. 14:35want
274. 14:36dropping that impression that they can
275. 14:39just drop on by
276. 14:42this poor soul
277. 14:45they didn't even know there was two of
278. 14:47us
279. 14:51yeah that's true
280. 14:54hmm
281. 14:56I'm so sorry I didn't tell you about my
282. 14:59twin but
283. 15:01sometimes people get the wrong
284. 15:03impression when I bring it up right away
285. 15:05so it can be best to wait until we have
286. 15:08a sort of Rapport but
287. 15:11I knew you would understand
288. 15:16[Music]
289. 15:22all right
290. 15:24Sherry yes
291. 15:27let's get the show on the road
292. 15:30all right you're ready yes ma'am
293. 15:36Rock Me Mama
294. 15:43anyway you feel
295. 15:47hey
296. 15:51[Music]
297. 15:52man with me
298. 15:56so rock me mama like the wind and the
299. 16:01rain rock me mama like a southbound
300. 16:05train
301. 16:07hey
302. 16:10mama rock me
303. 16:15[Music]
304. 16:22gee gee we still got a girl
305. 16:27sure do
306. 16:29I felt pretty good
307. 16:31we should get back into it ah it's been
308. 16:34quite a long time since we've done
309. 16:36anything in public
310. 16:39mainly because of me
311. 16:41yeah she had a little bit of an incident
312. 16:44at one of our last events and
313. 16:47really done a show since
314. 16:50but
315. 16:51I've definitely been thinking of getting
316. 16:54back into it with you have you now say
317. 16:59do you think we're good enough to make
318. 17:00it big time
319. 17:05see Shea I told you maybe you're right
320. 17:11thanks for the encouragement
321. 17:14it actually goes a long way in this
322. 17:17industry
323. 17:19yeah maybe a little bit too far no
324. 17:22politics for now Cherie
325. 17:25yeah you're right girl you know I get
326. 17:28heated over Showbiz it's all right
327. 17:31take a nice deep breath in
328. 17:36and out
329. 17:41you too
330. 17:43take a nice deep breath in
331. 17:48thin down
332. 17:54and say
333. 17:55thanks sis you're welcome
334. 18:00how are we all feeling
335. 18:02hmm
336. 18:04oh well I'm feeling much more relaxed
337. 18:08how are you doing yeah how are you
338. 18:12hmm
339. 18:18oh
340. 18:20I am so glad to hear that we are
341. 18:23soothing your soul like that
342. 18:26to be honest I'm actually really glad
343. 18:29that you decided to come over tonight
344. 18:32um yes me too
345. 18:35me too
346. 18:37I really missed your company oh I should
347. 18:39definitely see why shery
348. 18:42they are quite the kids
349. 18:45aren't they
350. 18:47hmm
351. 18:49quite the catch indeed
352. 19:00I sure hope so
353. 19:23sorry
354. 19:25I got a little bit carried away there
355. 19:33oh yes
356. 19:36please feel free at any time to drop by
357. 19:40you are more than welcome here
358. 19:43um yes
359. 19:45I agree
360. 19:48oh definitely
361. 19:51as fun as this has been though I think I
362. 19:54I might need to start walking you out oh
363. 19:59sorry Shea you gotta say your goodbyes
364. 20:02oh well
365. 20:04it was a pleasure once again
366. 20:08and I hope to see you real soon
367. 20:13get home safe I know Sharia will take
368. 20:17you most of the way there
369. 20:18sure will the rest is up to you so
370. 20:23better get a move on now
371. 20:27yeah you too
372. 20:30we'll see you