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0:00So, as you guys all know, I've been
0:03going through the character designs of
0:04OverWatch for a hot minute, and
0:06OverWatch is an old game. How old is it
0:08like now? Like 11 years? [ __ ] ancient.
0:11And one of the things that it has is
0:12skins out the ass. And last time we did
0:15Tracer and Reaper, and today we're going
0:16to do our girl fat dumpy Widowmaker
0:19mama.
0:20This is the OverWatch classic skin,
0:22which is actually my [ __ ] favorite
0:23cuz we put her in shiny pink spandex.
0:26So, her classic look is very spidery,
0:28very cold, very pretty, and very sexy.
0:32But, how many skins does she have, and
0:35do they all match? Is my triangle going
0:37to suffer? Let's see it cuz I love this
0:40[ __ ] She is serving premium baguette.
0:43>> Cherchez la femme.
0:45Magnifique.
0:47>> Spellbinder, hmm. Not a strong start. Is
0:50the costume cute? Absolutely. Is it
0:53Widowmaker? No.
0:54It's too bright, it's too peppy, and
0:56she's not blue enough for this. This is
0:58something Tracer would wear. You know
1:00like when you're looking at like a
1:01character villain and they have like a
1:03reform moment like Shego in Kim Possible
1:05when she was being nice and it made me
1:07want to like scrunch up my screen.
1:08>> Thanks, Kimmy. I knew I could count on
1:10you.
1:11>> Cuz I was like this is not you.
1:12>> I aim to captivate.
1:14>> Oh, I hate it. Blizzard, respectfully,
1:16who in your office at this point had a
1:18schoolgirl uniform fetish? Could be a
1:20witch student, but for Widowmaker it
1:22makes no sense. Why is she white? Why is
1:25she not purple? That's like my first
1:26question, right? I know that like
1:28although why she wasn't always purple, I
1:30am aware of this. But like I'm so used
1:32to her being purple that I prefer it
1:34that way. I just think that like she's a
1:35more mature character, so such a like
1:37young looking outfit, it doesn't quite
1:39suit her that much. So, like this is
1:41level one, which is just like the cute
1:42uniform, pleated skirt, all that jazz.
1:45Then level two
1:46has pinstripes, a really cool corset,
1:49and the thigh-high socks, which look
1:51better, but still quite uniform coded.
1:54Then level three has like the cute
1:56little cave, very pretty, and the jester
1:58socks are a good touch. Again, not quite
2:01hitting her personality, but not bad.
2:03Level four has effects and shinies and
2:06sparkles. And then there's hats. So,
2:09like you start with goggles and you
2:10start Oh, that's so yes. Why would you
2:12do this to my girl? Again, the design by
2:14itself in a vacuum is super cute. I love
2:17it. But for Widowmaker, no. Also, I'm
2:19not trying to be mean, I promise, but
2:21these skins are giving aggressive
2:22Fortnite energy. So, level one is the
2:24green one. Better? Better. Definitely
2:27better, but You know how I usually talk
2:29about character design and silhouette
2:30and shape language being too important?
2:32This is too friend-shaped for her.
2:33Widowmaker has to be femme
2:35fatale.com.org.
2:37It's too peppy. You are literally
2:39putting a cheerleading uniform on the
2:41alt chick, dude. Also, super long witch
2:44hat and then super long braid and then
2:46super long ribbons. I don't know how I
2:47feel about cascading long elements. I
2:50think that they're a little bit much.
2:52They're kind of distracting each other.
2:54I think I would personally prefer if she
2:56was like an evil witch type character as
2:58opposed to like a very goody-two-shoes
2:59one. And let's see the last color.
3:01Absolutely not. This is not Widowmaker.
3:02This is just some other [ __ ] that they
3:04wanted to put into Overwatch and they
3:05never managed to do it, so they just
3:06made it a skin. Like, it's such a cute
3:08color scheme, but it's just not her.
3:11What the hell is a Hufflepuff? Like, I
3:13kind of vibe with the iridescent one. I
3:16think that's super cool, but it's just
3:18not her. Meow. The gun is bomb.com. The
3:21gun I love. The gun is like super
3:23steampunk-y, amazing. I love like the
3:26little key dangling off the end. I like
3:27the book that I like it implies that it
3:29uses like spells. It has like a wax seal
3:31on it. This is how you make fantasy
3:32weapons, mama. Like the little vials of
3:34energy. Hi, guard. Why didn't you guys
3:36take notes of this? I adore the weapon
3:39design for this. Especially in like all
3:41the different colors and like it
3:43iridescent. Like, ooh. That's how I want
3:44my new PC to look like when I get one,
3:47which I might have to like I have to at
3:48least upgrade the RAM on my [ __ ]
3:49computer. Holy [ __ ] it's chug chug chug
3:51chug chug.
3:53Gamer Supps.
3:55As you guys all know, I'm a giant fan of
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3:58you can make at home with your own water
4:00or soda or sometimes do what I do and
4:03mix it with juice. [ __ ] tippy top
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4:08headaches, no crash outs, and the best
4:10part, every single one of these little
4:11[ __ ] baby tubs, 100 servings. It's a
4:15lot of energy, chat. A lot. And don't
4:17worry if you don't [music] like energy
4:19drinks, they have caffeine-free versions
4:21of everything. I drink most of those cuz
4:23like I can't handle a lot of caffeine
4:25[music] myself. Delicious, a great way
4:27to kick soda. They're all sugar-free and
4:28keto-friendly, mind you. And if you guys
4:30actually want to try and sleep better,
4:32they have AFK now, [music] too, which is
4:33sleep aid, with and without melatonin.
4:35They also have really cool merch, waifu
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4:44want to make cuz that helps me, and also
4:46it lets G Fuel know that you guys want
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4:49know that you want that Lily cup, mama.
4:51We will make it.
4:54Gilded's also pretty cool. I like it,
4:56but it's not Widowmaker. Does that make
4:57sense? Very pretty otherwise. What Oh.
5:00Much better.
5:02>> [bell]
5:04>> I am obscenely gay for this type of
5:06[ __ ] skin on a character like
5:07Widowmaker. First of all, my girl's
5:08still purple. Second, it's still like
5:10very pointy and aggressive. Third, ass,
5:13it's still there, chat. The super long
5:15boots, the tights that [ __ ] perk up
5:17the bahonky, the coattails that like
5:19expertly sculpt and lift the behook like
5:22it's it's it's butt it's good, but like
5:25you could put a book on that and it
5:26wouldn't fall off. It's also like an
5:28aggressively French skin, which fits her
5:31to a T because hello, she is French. The
5:34super long boots and gloves are to die
5:36for gorgeous. And then like the
5:38feathered cap, very musketeer style, is
5:40like yeah.
5:42I love the pink accents, I love the
5:44accessories, I love the gun, I like that
5:46we still have some kind of techy things
5:48in there with like the headdress and
5:51stuff, but it's very much a fantasy
5:52vibe. This suits her much better than
5:54the witchy thing. Also, please look at
5:56that gun. That is beautiful. It's really
5:58not that hard to make fantasy weapons.
6:00All you got to do is add some fancy wood
6:03and some silver carvings and filigrees
6:05and [ __ ] And then people are like, "Oh,
6:07wow, it's so fancy and fantasy
6:10uh absolutely gorgeous uh it like the
6:13fabric deformation on like the tits kind
6:15of looks like the Cookie Monster. Like,
6:16tell me that you can't see like the
6:17pupils, you know?" Talon, oh, this was
6:20before she became purple. I don't know
6:22if I like seeing Widowmaker without the
6:25super purple skin, but I'm not going to
6:27say no to this either. Like, the super
6:29tight combat gear, the crop top, pony,
6:33the super like goth wedding makeup. It's
6:36like dark and it's edgy. The cleavage is
6:38out anyway. The gun is super cool. That
6:41ass has a field of orbit. I can't look
6:44at anything else. Yeah, like between the
6:45straps lifting it and then like the
6:47elements on the side that look like a
6:48spider like are like contouring it. And
6:50then her tactical gear being like crop
6:52top and like super sexy. Like, she feels
6:54younger in this, but this is a younger
6:56version of Widowmaker that makes sense.
6:58It suits her. It's an amazing [ __ ]
7:00ass, yes. And I also really like that we
7:02do still have the purple hair color and
7:04the alt girl makeup. Like, we still wear
7:06a purple lipstick, right? So, she's
7:07always had this kind of like darker
7:09aesthetic. And like the weapon is super
7:11cool as usual, lovely red accents, very
7:14very fun. And this one looks sci-fi
7:16because it's supposed to. Scorpion, if
7:18you were going to put Widowmaker in a
7:19fantasy anything, this is the way to go.
7:22We are embracing the weird skin tone. We
7:25are adding more allure and mystique to
7:27it. We're making it scaled. We're making
7:29it sharp and pointy. We are using the
7:31stingers for the scorpion on the knee
7:33pads, on the ponytail, just sharp
7:35angles, pointy, chaotic, beautiful. The
7:38gold suits her super well. The ass is
7:40still criminally nice. And now the skin
7:42is like a pink thing. I really like her
7:45head dress for this cuz it's just a
7:46scorpion body that's like curled up in
7:48on itself and like the head and then
7:50like the rest of it is like down her
7:51back. Oh.
7:53And then look how cool the red accents
7:54are on the back of the costume and on
7:57like the scorpion's eyes and the gun.
7:59Man, tell your ass to stop looking at
8:00me. No.
8:01Also covering her mouth was a neat
8:03detail. It kind of like brings back like
8:04the desert wanderer vibe. I find that
8:07very alluring. Oh, that is a sexy
8:09weapon. Oh, [ __ ] I love that. It's the
8:12same silhouette for weapons that she
8:14always has, but they change little
8:16things, right? So, they gave her like
8:17scorpion stingers on the trigger and on
8:20like the handle on the back.
8:22And then like sharp little antenna
8:23points in the front and like the cute
8:25little pink and red accents. And it
8:28looks like some form of bug, which is,
8:30you know, kind of the point with the
8:31scorpion skin. Very sharp, very pointy,
8:34very much still her weapon I love. The
8:36next one's called
8:36>> Lieutenant Kerrigan reporting.
8:38>> I don't know what the story is here, but
8:40I believe that this is a character from
8:41another Blizzard game, yeah? Oh, it's
8:43very pretty though. You know, we still
8:45have the high pony. I enjoy the high
8:46pony. The body type doesn't change in
8:49the slightest. The ass still so fat that
8:51you can [ __ ] bounce coins off of it.
8:53But, I like this take on the body suit
8:55for her. It's like very charming, you
8:57know? The orange accents are gorgeous.
9:00Uh wait, they're actually shifting from
9:02like orange to like green, I think. Oh,
9:04in certain angles they look like
9:05yellowish. That's super cool. Very, very
9:07nice. Nice high pony.
9:10I really like the chest piece for the
9:12armor. I think it looks fairly like
9:13sci-fi and super cool. And I don't know
9:16what to call these things that they do
9:17in body suits, right? Cuz like a plain
9:19like rubber suit is so boring to me. I
9:22like the body suits that have like these
9:24lines that contour and frame the body.
9:27Bonus points if they're doing them with
9:28like musculature adjacent placement.
9:31Like those like lines on the thighs are
9:33about how the muscles of your thighs go
9:36and same with like the lines on the abs.
9:37I love it when body suits do that cuz it
9:39always just makes them feel A more
9:41sci-fi and B has a little bit more depth
9:43than just like doing like a plain old
9:44body suit. A body suit, a good one,
9:46needs seams. It needs to be like
9:47assembled in parts just like any other
9:49piece of clothing with the difference
9:51being it's skin tight. And I also like
9:53the armored bits too and like white nice
9:55contrast, very fun, great shapes, very
9:59cool silhouette. I mean, it's a sci-fi
10:01gun, run-of-the-mill.
10:03Um I like it though. Less like snipey,
10:05but very cool. I don't know where you're
10:07from, but smash.
10:10>> Failure is never an option. Nova here.
10:13>> I don't know how I feel about her being
10:14blonde. This one has to be another
10:16Starcraft thing cuz it kind of really
10:18matches the Kerrigan skin in terms of
10:20like Actually, I think it's like the
10:21same, isn't it? It's just a white suit
10:24instead of a black one and like black
10:26armor instead of white armor and she's
10:27not ginger anymore, she's blonde. This
10:29is pumpkin spice widow. Stop. No, my
10:31god, yes, it is. Like I'm going to go
10:33pick up the kids from soccer and then
10:34get a latte. Nova's like the successor
10:36of Kerrigan in SC.
10:38Oh, that's why. I like the blue accents
10:40quite a bit. It's funny cuz like I
10:42actually don't mind seeing her blonde.
10:43It just makes her features look a little
10:45softer. Normally when she's like purple
10:48as [ __ ] she has very severe facial
10:49features and this one is like, oh,
10:51softer, you know, soccer mom energy. But
10:54like aggressive soccer mom energy.
10:55Absolutely gorgeous, though. They do
10:57really well with their recolors, I
10:58think. Black Lily. I'm not going to win
11:01swords chance cuz I don't give a [ __ ] if
11:02you give a [ __ ] if people get mad at me.
11:04This is a dog awful [ __ ] design. It
11:06makes no sense. It conveys barely
11:08anything. It is a mishmash of patterns
11:11and themes that go nowhere. It is not
11:14elegant. It is not classy. It looks like
11:16trash. There's so many details on this
11:18that it's polluting my [ __ ] field of
11:20vision. It's like, ew. This is not a
11:22qipao. If you [ __ ] show this to a
11:23Chinese person and they did not get
11:25offended, I would get very, very, very
11:26surprised. I can see what they were
11:28going for in concept. When it comes to
11:31character designs that have themes, like
11:33often times Chinese New Year, you got to
11:35[ __ ] pick your battles with what
11:36you're wanting to do with it. I feel
11:38like this was trying to do three things
11:40at once. [music] It was trying to do
11:42sniper, evening gown, qipao, spy thing
11:47while still landing none of them. There
11:50is asymmetry that is unnecessary. Like
11:53the armor on one arm, no armor on the
11:55other side, just a jade bangle. Super
11:57distracting. A ridiculous amount of
11:59colors. Yes, they're all cool toned.
12:01However, there does not need to be this
12:03many. We have jade, we have red, we have
12:06black, we have her purple skin, we have
12:08the yellow purpley of the dress, we have
12:10black, we have ice blue, we have royal
12:12blue. That's already what? Eight colors?
12:16There is way too much going on in this
12:18design. It's visual pollution. Then the
12:21leg armor, which could have been really
12:23really cool if she had like both of
12:24them. One side is missing completely and
12:27it's just like a thigh high stocking
12:29which completely ruins the flow of the
12:30dress. And then like pick a [ __ ] lane
12:33cuz we have a hole in the hip, right? We
12:34have a hip cut out for some reason and a
12:36super high slit and then the dress is
12:39backless. But like the spider thing that
12:41should not be there. I feel like if this
12:43dress had been longer and we just got
12:44rid of like the leg armor and the arm
12:46armor, this could have worked really
12:47well. It would have been a busy design
12:49but not overly embellished. Come on, I'm
12:52saying it. It's giving Fortnite. If you
12:54tried to make this into a cosplay, you
12:56would probably shed many tears cuz you
12:57would basically need to destroy a key
12:59pile to do it. This is not a pattern you
13:01could draft by hand, not without a ton
13:02of experience and a lot of tears. The
13:05weapon, however, I will say bomb.com.
13:08Because the weapon has a theme. The
13:10weapon is very Chinese coded. It has all
13:12the patterns, all the engravings, all
13:14the elements like the dangly bits, the
13:16use of accent colors is very minimal,
13:18the color scheme is very cohesive. We
13:20have predominantly blue and then black
13:22and then the red, purple, and green
13:24accents. So, the gun is bomb.com but the
13:27outfit is such a [ __ ] miss for me.
13:29Okay, the next one's called Rose Lily.
13:30No, I hate it. It's literally a recolor
13:32of the black Lily. It looks a little bit
13:34better in terms of color scheme cohesion
13:37but the design elements are still not
13:39quite it. The gun, nope. Chef's kiss,
13:42gorgeous gun. Everything else,
13:44no. Pale Serpent, much much better. This
13:47is a good example of asymmetry because
13:50it's not a distracting factor. The
13:52asymmetry she has in this design is the
13:53snake pauldron that goes into like the
13:56arm piece on her left arm, right? Not to
13:59mention it's actually done in a way to
14:01provide repetition to the outfit because
14:02there are snake motifs everywhere.
14:05There's a snake motif on her headband,
14:06there's a snake motif on her arm,
14:07there's a snake motif on the back of the
14:09costume. The scales going up her leg and
14:11up the arm. There's like a snake head
14:13coming out of her shoulder, snake scales
14:15going up the back of her neck. So, this
14:17one is actually cohesive and it's using
14:19the asymmetry to its advantage. It's a
14:21very well executed version. I love the
14:24colors, by the way. Um pink is my jam,
14:25you guys know this. Not to mention,
14:26they're actually still using the unusual
14:28skin color she has, they're just super
14:29pale pink now. She still looks inhuman
14:31and they're balancing the color really,
14:33really well. This is a very nice color
14:35scheme, too. It's predominantly pink and
14:38silver and white with a jade gun for an
14:40accent, which is gorgeous, absolutely
14:42beautiful.
14:43Oh, and the gun also has a snake. To me,
14:45that's so gorgeous. An ivory gun with
14:47jade details and gold engraving. That is
14:50stunning. The other one is a hot mess.
14:52Pale Serpent artistry, so much better. I
14:55love all the details on this. Very
14:56cohesive, very beautiful, very bright.
14:58Jade Serpent. Okay, this is like the
14:59pale serpent. I like it just as much as
15:02the pale one, but I'm pink biased and I
15:04prefer the pink one. That being said
15:06though, I like the gradient from like
15:08very vibrant green down to like jade
15:11green down to like really, really dark
15:13teal. It's very cute. Dude, this is an
15:15Apothecary Diaries Maomao skin though.
15:17She doesn't have tits. This is exactly
15:19what she'd look like if she was a bit
15:21taller. Comtesse. Eh, baby.
15:24>> [bell]
15:26>> I'm entirely too gay for this. I love
15:29this cuz those pants make her legs go on
15:31for like miles and miles and miles and
15:33miles with like the buttons on the
15:34sides. Like, mama, rip it off. The super
15:37like long legs, the tailcoat on like the
15:41back of the snatched waist cuz we
15:43snatched it on the back with like an
15:44orange ribbon. Shorter ponytail, but it
15:47doesn't really matter because that
15:48actually kind of does really help the
15:49coat itself shine. It's like a half
15:50waistcoat, half vest thing cuz she has
15:52like a leather like shirt underneath, if
15:54that makes sense. But like, you think
15:56about Widowmaker, she's always had a
15:57little bit of asymmetry on the left arm,
16:00but it's how you [ __ ] incorporate
16:01into the design what decides if it's
16:03distracting or not. In this one, it's
16:05not distracting at all because it's
16:06matching the color scheme for the rest
16:07of the outfit and it has like the same
16:09vibe as the rest of the outfit. The
16:11visor also looks really fun, really
16:12steampunk-y. Liberal use of purple was
16:15very, very fun. The red lining in the
16:16coat is a great choice. She's always had
16:18red for an accent color, so I actually
16:19really like what they did with this.
16:21Beautiful makeup as well. Yeah, just 10
16:23out of 10 on this one and the waist
16:25being snatched with like aggressive
16:28Halloween colors, you know? And of
16:29course the gun is [ __ ] fantasy
16:31masterpiece. I don't know what the [ __ ]
16:33those silver details are called on guns,
16:35but I kind of live for them, chat. I've
16:37always liked them. Filigree, I think?
16:39Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love me a weapon
16:41with some good filigree. 10 out of 10,
16:44Widowmaker, baby Jesus. Okay, so
16:46Huntress is a recolor of Comtesse.
16:49Yes.
16:50It's giving a vampire or vampire hunter.
16:54There's very strong [ __ ] Dracula
16:56energy coming off of this. I'm kind of
16:58obsessed. Oh, the red ribbon on the
17:00back, mama. Ooh. Red and black and like
17:03silver, it's such a like good and goth
17:05girl combo, chat. And then like the red
17:07vest underneath, that's like kind of
17:09like fading into like a darker wine red.
17:11Yeah, I'm gay.
17:13And then just the gun in black, just
17:14chef's kiss. Super strong contrast,
17:17super good character elements. I love
17:18this. I like them both. Huntress is the
17:21color scheme that's way more lily coded,
17:23it's way more up my alley, but dear god,
17:25they look lovely, both of them. So,
17:27after that, we got Odette. If it's not
17:29by lily coded, I'm [ __ ] Yeah! Why the
17:32white swan, though? If anything, she'd
17:35have to be Odile, right? I kind of love
17:37this cuz I absolutely see her rocking
17:40something this [ __ ] and not even
17:41blinking. I can see the butt.
17:45>> [bell]
17:47>> Dude, no, I love this. Like the big
17:49tutu, the corset [ __ ] bodice, the
17:52ruffles in the skirt, and then bonus
17:54points for like no spider tattoo, swan
17:57tattoo. The swan feathers everywhere,
17:59the red accents are still absolutely
18:01gorgeous, but it doesn't look like a
18:03friendly bird, it looks like super mean.
18:05>> [laughter]
18:05>> And like she has like ballerina bun, but
18:07we added like the long like ribbons on
18:09the side, which still give her like an
18:11element of like flow to the back of her
18:13head. The shoes are also [ __ ] cool
18:15cuz like she's not wearing pointe shoes
18:17cuz you would not be able to fight in
18:18pointe shoes, but she's wearing like a
18:19very like dedicated [music] ballet fit.
18:22I'm kind of obsessed with the fact that
18:23like half her ass is out, and I don't
18:25think she cares. Oh, and then the gun is
18:27just ballet perfection, like carved
18:29feathers on the side, the swirls, the
18:32silver, the pretty little accents. Mama.
18:35Ooh, and there's an Odile skin. Ooh, we
18:37went real alt girl for this one. See,
18:38normally Odile, which is the black swan,
18:41is done predominantly with black shades,
18:43and that's it. For some reason,
18:45Overwatch decided, "You know what? Let's
18:46add some teal to the party, and let's
18:48make her skin more pallid pink as
18:50opposed to purple." I love the
18:52headdress, the makeup, the liberal use
18:55of teal. This one actually does have
18:57tights, but her ass is still out, so I
18:59don't really give a [ __ ] The satin
19:00colors of the fabric, ooh, absolutely
19:03beautiful. And then like the purple
19:04accents are just everything. I'm never
19:06going to get over the fact that this
19:07girl is a used to be a ballet dancer.
19:08She's probably the [ __ ] bendiest
19:09thing on the planet. Are you joking?
19:11Like this is a This is underutilized.
19:14I'm so mad. For all of the
19:16Widowmaker [clears throat]
19:17lewds that I've seen in my timeline, no
19:19one uses that flexibility. She just gets
19:22like
19:22doggy styled, because that would require
19:24people to learn the lore. God damn it! I
19:27care about the lore because I am that
19:28person. Be the change you want to see in
19:30the world. Then Côte d'Azur. So much The
19:34amount of that I've seen this poor woman
19:37take in this [ __ ] specific skin. And
19:40I'm talking about the SFM, not like
19:42anything illustrated. I've seen so much,
19:45and like I can see why, cuz hello, the
19:48ass is criminal, the [ __ ] shiny
19:51bikini is insane, the cover-up is be be
19:54covering just enough to [ __ ] leave it
19:56to the imagination, and then she has
19:57like wild curly hair that from like the
20:00salt and sunglasses. Yeah, I see why.
20:04Patterns on it are beautiful, the fabric
20:06sheen is super pretty, the color scheme
20:08complements her really nicely. Teal does
20:10look very, very good against the shade
20:11of purple on her skin. And then that
20:13like little like red ribbon accessory on
20:15the bikini top and in her hair makes it
20:17stand out all the more. I think it's
20:19very fun that they almost always give
20:21her a tattoo somewhere on her person.
20:23So, she has one on her thigh here. It's
20:25usually on her back. And again, I've
20:28always said summer skin means swimsuit.
20:32I don't care if it has some cover-up.
20:34Give me swimsuit. And we don't make her
20:36have swimsuit. At least one [ __ ]
20:38bikini or one piece. Give me something,
20:40you know? I want the cheeks to [ __ ]
20:42hang out of that swimsuit. Let me see
20:43the weapon. Did they make it peachy?
20:46No.
20:48That's just her regular sniper she just
20:49took to the beach. And St. Tropez. I
20:51don't like it when you look alive. I
20:53like it, but I don't know if I like
20:55seeing her with like a normal skin tone.
20:57It looks weird. It looks a bit strange.
21:00It's a very cool recolor though cuz I
21:02like the red and like the flower pattern
21:05on her like her cover-up is very pretty,
21:07but like I like her dead. I prefer my
21:09women gang. Oh my god, energy.
21:13Okay.
21:14The gun is just her normal sniper she
21:15took to the beach. But buy a thong next.
21:18You know why I like this a lot? They
21:20gave it padding because it's a snowsuit.
21:22They could have very easily just made it
21:24skin-tight, but usually snowsuits do
21:26have to insulate you against the cold a
21:28little bit. So, the fact that they gave
21:29her like a little bit of padding, they
21:30didn't make the waist as skinny, made it
21:32a little bit fluffier, that makes me
21:33very happy.
21:35Ooh, the leather leggings also make me
21:37very happy. Down girl. No. The leather
21:39leggings are like snowboarding or ski
21:41boots, the gloves, the aggressive pink
21:44outfit, the beanie with like the
21:46goggles, that's so cute. You can also
21:48tell that she has fairly long hair here,
21:50but she tucked it in her suit. Isn't she
21:52like oxygen deprived? She should be
21:53colder than most people. Something
21:55something lore magic. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
21:56let's call it lore magic. Yeah, her
21:58heart rate has been slowed down
21:59significantly, that's why she's like
22:00purple. I do like it though. It's fairly
22:02well balanced and it's very sporty and I
22:05like that. I don't do sports cuz I am
22:07like a certified klutz.com.org, but I
22:09enjoy seeing people in sporty clothing
22:12cuz they're very comfy and they're very
22:13pretty. Ah, [screaming]
22:15shot to the [ __ ] heart. Okay.
22:19Tell me you've never seen a more French
22:20speaking in your life. Um, oui madame, I
22:24would like to butter like
22:26Thank you. The tights, the coat, the
22:29fact that the ass is so fat it's
22:30deforming the coat. Dear lord, woman.
22:33Okay, now someone [ __ ] up the 3D model
22:36here. What is going on? Ass so fat that
22:39it bends reality. This is what girls be
22:41looking like when they edit their
22:42Instagram pics. But just like that from
22:44the back it doesn't look bad. I like it
22:46though cuz it's super elegant. It's
22:47aggressively French. I love the [ __ ]
22:49beret. I like the gold details. The coat
22:52is super cute. The boots with the fur
22:54like uh
22:55and then like the tights have like a
22:57seam on the side as well. Very, very
22:59pretty. Oh, the gun with like the little
23:01wintery elements, the purple lights. Oh,
23:04that's so pretty. I feel like so far out
23:05of all like the weapons I've seen, I
23:07feel like Widowmaker's have been my
23:09favorites. It's like the same shade but
23:11they change the silhouette just enough
23:12to fit the outfits, you know? The gun
23:14looks quite high-class. Cyberdevil. Wow.
23:17Okay. I might be a little fairly
23:19bisexual for this. The hair is insanely
23:22cool. I like this is like the closest
23:25we're going to get to like a robot
23:26Widowmaker.
23:27Shiny shorts.
23:29I was like this is very cyberpunky.
23:31Strong orange accents versus like her
23:33already very cool-toned skin.
23:35Circuitry-looking tattoos or implants or
23:38something like that. And then just like
23:40wire hair.
23:41And me. I also see some cool stuff like
23:45a dagger on the side, like knives on the
23:47side. Oh, we have a tiny [ __ ] cropped
23:50bolero jacket on top of what I can only
23:52describe as the tightest [ __ ] leather
23:55shirt I've ever seen in my life. And
23:57then the orange bit of the tank top
23:59seems to be like indented into her skin.
24:02I think it's like a robot thing.
24:04Yeah, the visor has horns as well which
24:06kind of plays into like that whole cyber
24:07devil vibe that we're going with here.
24:09Gorgeous color scheme, too. Like the
24:11oranges and the purples look so good.
24:13Oh, and the weapon looks more futuristic
24:15than usual which I definitely
24:17appreciate. Visor on this one is
24:18actually her face. The eye sockets
24:20pulled out how her visor normally sits
24:21to reveal optics. Ooh, that's creepy.
24:23Cyber fiend. Recolor of the yep. Again,
24:25I I like it with normal skin tones. I
24:28think they should have made this one
24:29pink. And for me, specifically, I feel
24:31like they should have made this one pink
24:32cuz it would have been a lot cooler cuz
24:33I am that person. But, I do like the
24:36overall color scheme. The dark hair is
24:38pretty dope. But, I feel like the skin
24:40color should have been like a pale
24:41bubblegum pink or a corpsy pink, you
24:43know? Look at her midriff. It's like
24:45licking a 9-V battery, chat. Medusa.
24:47This one's going to fit her. Yeah, you
24:49know what? I kind of dig it. I do. It's
24:51another one of those ones that like the
24:53asymmetry is actually really nicely
24:54balanced. The snake hair, though. [ __ ]
24:59They put so much effort into like the
25:00[ __ ] gorgon hair, chat. Like they
25:02actually like moved and did [ __ ] Like
25:05the ripped [ __ ] skirt piece, the
25:08snake motifs on the top, like the ripped
25:11tummy to like make it a snake. I really
25:13like it, though, because like the dark
25:14green tattoo, which resembles the
25:16patterns on Greek pottery, it's on her
25:18left leg and her right arm. So, that
25:20asymmetry is perfectly well balanced.
25:23It also sticks really well to its theme,
25:25which is ancient Greece, like, you know,
25:27myths.
25:28I love the skin tone. Like, they're kind
25:30of like What is it? Lime greenish?
25:33Almost like a viper.
25:35Yeah, the eyes are gorgeous. Super
25:37weird-looking. Too bad we can't really
25:39zoom in when we're doing skin stuff, but
25:41I definitely appreciate them. Yeah, the
25:43thigh bracelets are super cool. The
25:45shoes and like the little arm braces she
25:47has on her right arm. Those are like the
25:48only other colors that are not like
25:49cool-toned. They're like red. Wait, does
25:52her shoulder pad have a gag? Yes. Don't
25:54talk to me, [ __ ] Oh, the stone
25:56carvings on that [ __ ] I can't. I love
25:57weapons. I can't draw them for [ __ ] but
25:59they're so pretty.
26:02Yeah, I actually really like the Medusa
26:04skin. I find it fairly attractive, mama.
26:07Yurail. I hope I pronounced that wrong.
26:10Ooh,
26:11I think I like this more than the normal
26:14gorgon one.
26:17>> [bell]
26:17>> Okay, like I don't know what it is about
26:19this one. Maybe it's the color scheme.
26:21Maybe it's the fact that like she has
26:22like little [ __ ] speckly patterns on
26:24like the torn skirt or whatever. But,
26:26this one is tickling all of my ovaries.
26:29And then like the snakes have like neon
26:30underbelly. Like [ __ ] yeah, slay queen.
26:33The blue belly on the snakes has such a
26:35nice contrast. And then like the blue
26:37tinge that she has on her tummy looks
26:39really nice with the purple that she's
26:40wearing in the outfit. And let me see
26:42that stone gun. It looks just as good in
26:45purple as it does in red, I have to
26:46admit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then we have
26:48dryad. We have some mythology based
26:50ones. Very, very pretty. This one feels
26:53less Widowmaker, but I don't hate it.
26:56It's not like as out of place as like
26:58the witch one. Again, I enjoy that we're
27:00embracing the weird skin colors with
27:01Widowmaker. I like that the hair always
27:03clips through the gun. There's no
27:05avoiding this. But the hair here looks
27:07like vines and it has like a ton of
27:08flowers on it. Ears are pointy. There's
27:10nice wooded details. The leaves are
27:13super cute. Like yeah, hot plat woman in
27:16your area, chat. And like the sniffers
27:19are out.
27:21It's just a really cool fit in general.
27:23I like the ivy pants. And then like the
27:26wood vines that seem to be holding them
27:28up. These [ __ ] ass though. Every time
27:30I see her ass, it feels like it sticks
27:32out more. And then obviously the gun is
27:34perfection. Entirely made out of like
27:36wood and moss and stone and cream dough.
27:39And has cute little flowers on it. 10
27:41out of 10. Grossly bride. Oh, [ __ ]
27:45No! This one's my favorite.
27:48>> [bell]
27:50>> Look at like the skeletal hand grabbing
27:52her ankle like it's going to [ __ ]
27:54drag her back under the grave. The
27:56running mascara, the white hair, the
27:59kind of like dirty wedding dress with
28:00absolutely like beautiful silk patterns.
28:03The skeleton belt with like thingies on
28:06it and like the roses. Yeah, this is so
28:08Halloween coded. Like just doing it for
28:10me. Like the white hair and the ruined
28:12makeup and like the kind of destroyed
28:14dress. Like does this look like a
28:15wedding dress? No. But like it has a
28:18vibe of a wedding dress and that's all
28:20you need. I need to see the gun though
28:22cuz I bet it's so pretty. Oh, yes, it
28:24is.
28:25Yes. Like dude, get yourself a gun with
28:27your own face on it. I love how like
28:30that skeletal hand is gripping that vial
28:33of energy like it's it's Engravings are
28:35super gorgeous. The metal is like nice
28:37and burnished. They're killing it with
28:39the weapons. They are. The ghostly bride
28:41might be my favorite one so far. Vampire
28:43Bride. Okay, so like this is like the
28:46black and white version of the bride
28:48dress. Very pretty, but I think I prefer
28:50the all white one. But I like the white
28:52one cuz it has a little bit more of an
28:54ooky spooky to it and I could not see
28:55the bat pattern on the socks and that
28:58just makes it go from like elegant
29:00outfit to Halloween costume, which is
29:02you know, the vibe they were going for,
29:03but I don't think it suits her. Same
29:05gun, just different colors.
29:08Very pretty.
29:10Oh, golden hand wanking it. Wild
29:12Tracker. Whoa. Well, it's wild all
29:14right. It's also wildly colorful in a
29:16good way. Just kind of like barbarian
29:18mini skirt [ __ ] crop top type of deal
29:21with bomb.com tattoos, the boots with
29:24the fur, and like an insane ponytail
29:26with spiky bits on it. [ __ ] yeah. The
29:29ponytail is absolutely everything. It's
29:31exactly what I would like to look like
29:33if I played Mon Hunt more often. It's so
29:35cool cuz like they gave her such a cool
29:37shades of purple for the outfit itself
29:39and then just cream color details for
29:41the fur. But the hair being a very vivid
29:44shade of red is definitely a choice,
29:47but it was the correct one. It has like
29:49such a strong pop of color that you
29:52don't lose the focal point for the skin
29:54in her face. And then like the rest of
29:56the outfit just uses those like very
29:58pointy chaotic villainous triangular
30:00shapes to great advantage. It's giving
30:03so oohnga boonga, but in the best way
30:05possible, you know? It's absolutely
30:08feral. It's so gorgeous, you know? Ooh,
30:10the weapon.
30:11Also very Mon Hunt coded now that I look
30:14at it a little bit more.
30:16Captain Lacroix. Is that from a game or
30:18is that like the drink? This one looks
30:20nice as [ __ ] actually. I'm not going to
30:21lie. I like the braid. Mirror Watch.
30:24Alternate Universe.
30:26Oh, is this the alternate universe where
30:27she's not purple and evil and she's
30:29actually good and does not take it up
30:32and her husband is still alive? It's
30:34kind of interesting to see what she
30:35would look like if she wasn't like a
30:36giant thunder.
30:38She still looks meaty, probably a virgin
30:40this one. No, shut up. She still looks
30:41meaty, but like she looks much nicer. I
30:44really like how full that braid is,
30:45absolutely gorgeous. Outfit is super
30:47cool. I'm glad to know that being evil
30:50or good has nothing to do with the size
30:52of her assets. I also like that they're
30:54using like the blue but that's very like
30:56much an OverWatch color on this costume.
30:59She still has a spider motif but it's
31:01not like engraved on her back, it's on
31:03her like the back of her jacket. And I
31:05like the little keyhole cutout at the
31:06barely there booba. Very pretty, very
31:08shiny. The gun is [ __ ] bomb.com. I
31:11mean, they tend to be. It's a bit
31:13pointier than her usual too, which I
31:15like it. I like that we have like a very
31:17bright color scheme. She still looks mad
31:19as [ __ ] but at least she's not evil in
31:21this one. The dark lady watches over
31:23you. Wait, hold on. Sylvanas, where do I
31:26know you from?
31:28I was about to say, when did you guys
31:29collab with wow? I am a [ __ ] dumb
31:30dumb and like they made wow. Don't
31:32worry, the NPC reviews didn't get
31:34spoiled. I've seen Sylvanas's ass take a
31:36beating. I love this though cuz the ears
31:38are so [ __ ] big they clip through the
31:40hood. Or is that a hole for the ears?
31:42And also magical eyebrows. And they
31:44could have not have picked a better
31:46character for this. I hope that she
31:47looks like this in wow but I'm going to
31:49get the low poly version in my mama way.
31:51I really like it though cuz I like the
31:53bikini armor over her pants. Sometimes
31:56you have to have impractical armor. Like
31:58sometimes the rule of cool works, chat,
32:00okay? Sometimes you want to make it hot
32:02elf character and you want to dress her
32:04like an absolute hole bag. And that's
32:06okay. So long as it's not all you do.
32:09And this is even pretty tame bikini
32:10armor now that I think about it cuz
32:12she's wearing pants. I I I like this so
32:14much. It's so pretty and like it has
32:16such nice colors and nice shapes. It's
32:17very pleasing to the eye things. Let me
32:19see the gun. I don't think Sylvanas
32:21actually has a gun but I do like that we
32:23put a spine on it. I like the bones and
32:25I like the pointiness and I like the
32:27green accents and I think it's very
32:28pretty. Cannon spike. I appreciate
32:31Blizzard's attempt at censoring Cammy's
32:34normal fit. But mama, it's not going
32:36anywhere like I prefer Cammy's Street
32:39Fighter 6 fit because I like the
32:41aesthetic for her a lot more, but
32:43something has to be said about the charm
32:45of the original. Although, although, you
32:48didn't even try. It's like, "Oh, how are
32:50we going to make this gamer-friendly?"
32:51Put a mesh in it. Mama, that mesh is
32:53getting like devoured by the cheeks. I'm
32:56still seeing so much [ __ ] bahonky. I
32:58would have liked to see more of the camo
33:00print on her legs, which does nothing,
33:01by the way. That's just there so it's go
33:03so it's like, "Oh, look, military." But,
33:05I appreciate the Overwatch take on
33:07Cammy's normal outfit cuz she is a very
33:09tactical gal herself. I really like her
33:12combat boots with like the cute socks,
33:14and I like her gloves. And I do
33:16generally like what they did with the
33:17bodysuit, but I personally, this is a
33:19case where I would say, "Get rid of the
33:20mesh. It doesn't [ __ ] matter, does
33:22it?" Like, those are Great Britain's ass
33:25cheeks, and we will not cover them up
33:27with mesh. Put the the British flag and
33:30the British [ __ ] anthem as you zoom
33:33in on the ass wave. Freedom. Okay, what
33:36did they do with the weapon, though? I
33:37can't imagine they changed it that much.
33:40Not much. Honestly, they just gave it
33:42like the British color scheme, and
33:44that's it. Very cool, though. Okay,
33:45Heart of Grace. Is this like magical
33:47girl Widowmaker? Cuz I do not like it.
33:49Another case of yes, cute design, not on
33:53Widowmaker. This is a design I could see
33:56on like, do you know? But, this looks
33:58like they tried to do the League skin,
34:01you know? The Star Guardians. But, like,
34:03can I just say that like dressing for
34:05your body type is important, and this
34:06silhouette does not at all flatter my
34:08girl. It makes her back look huge. And
34:10the thing is, she's designed to be a
34:12bottom-heavy character. The big
34:15shoulders on this outfit make her almost
34:18buff, which doesn't suit her cuz she has
34:20a very like slender frame. And then the
34:23skirt is hiding her assets, right? But,
34:25it doesn't puff out nearly enough to
34:27balance the width of the shoulders, so
34:29she looks kind of boxy. I like the boots
34:32with like the cute little shoes, and the
34:34hairstyle's actually quite cute. But,
34:36for Widowmaker specifically, I think
34:38that like you have to go go a halter top
34:39and like really tight gloves. And then
34:41maybe this would have been a better
34:42magical girl fit. And also, for the love
34:44of all that is holy, make her dead. This
34:46is what Spider-Man would use if he
34:48embraced his inner femininity.
34:50>> All's fair in love and war.
34:56>> I don't know why, but the glasses just
34:58did it for me, chat. Wait, GI Joe has
35:00women in it? Okay, like I thought that
35:02GI Joe was like a very no girls allowed
35:05franchise.
35:06>> Most unlikely.
35:08>> Oh, yes.
35:09>> Yeah, girl. The glasses are just doing
35:12things for me. I'm sorry. Like like this
35:14is like literally that one secretary
35:15that everyone's like assumes is the
35:17nicest person. She has like five cats.
35:18No, she has like [ __ ] five uh boyos
35:20that she dumps the [ __ ] out of in the
35:22club.
35:23Oh, the weapon is [ __ ] bomb.com, too.
35:25[ __ ] yeah. Principal I cry. I'm going to
35:28go to her office and it's going to be
35:30like the most lesbian encounter of my
35:32life. Please spank me with the ruler.
35:33Oh, that like drill ponytail is
35:35everything. Just like how I want her to
35:36drill me. And then like the skirt has no
35:39business being this attractive. It's
35:40like a [ __ ] pencil skirt. Usually
35:42they have like a a slit up the back, but
35:44this one has a slit on each side. Like
35:45the blouse, the super tall skirt. She
35:47has knee pads. Why would you need knee
35:49pads as a principal unless you She slept
35:50with like every teacher on campus.
35:52Everyone is too afraid to say anything.
35:54No teacher is safe from [laughter] me.
35:55And then like the [ __ ] gun has the
35:56Overwatch logo on it, too. [ __ ] it. Like
35:58just in case it didn't sink right the
35:59[ __ ] in that she's in charge. Yeah.
36:01You're [ __ ] lord and the glasses.
36:03Anyway, I'm obsessed and I want her to
36:05bend me over a desktop.com.net.org. Bend
36:07fatale. I've never seen a more accurate
36:09name for this character skins ever.
36:11Yes and no. From the waist up I adore.
36:15It's giving like James Bond a villain
36:19girly. The skin color, the sunglasses,
36:21the hairstyle, the clips, the opera
36:23length gloves, the tattoo on the back.
36:26Yes. My problem is with the bottom of
36:28this outfit. I feel like this should
36:30have been a full floor-length skirt. Let
36:32me tell you guys something about the
36:33rules of black tie, all right? So, if
36:35you're going to an event that's super
36:37duper fancy, which chances are you might
36:39go to one at least in your life, and it
36:41says black tie on the invite, there's a
36:43few rules you have to follow, especially
36:45as a woman, okay? First, your dress
36:47needs to hit the floor, and I mean hit
36:50the floor. Like, you cannot see your
36:51feet. It has to drape down onto the
36:52ground. Second, your dress actually has
36:55to be fairly modest. I think that if
36:57they had made the dress not maybe not
36:59floor-length, but as close to the ground
37:01as possible, I think it really would
37:03have had hit femme fatale, no problem.
37:06With this, it's very pretty, but it's
37:08lacking the element of fancy that it
37:10really, really needs to hit that
37:12incredibly classy evening gown, but I'm
37:16going to [ __ ] your then shoot you in the
37:17face, cuz that's my job as a spy wife
37:19that they were going for, you know? The
37:20legs are insane, and I adore the shoes,
37:22but I do think that the dress could have
37:24been a little bit longer. I think that
37:26would have suited her way more, you
37:27know? I mean, the gun is beautiful.
37:29Diamonds, glitter, shiny, fancy. She has
37:33a cute little spider dangly thing on it
37:35as well. It's Yukiona. Again, same
37:36problem. It's lacking a lot of grace.
37:39The thing with Yukiona, right, is it's a
37:41snow spirit. It should be way paler than
37:44this, and like she has blue feet, but
37:46that's not enough. It's lacking a lot of
37:48grace, which is saying something,
37:50because Widowmaker is a pretty graceful
37:51character, but the short skirt and the
37:55very bright accent colors and just a
37:58normal-ass skin tone and then the
38:01oni on her arm, it just kind of takes
38:03away all of the grace. It's giving
38:04Halloween party sexy Yukiona. I
38:08appreciate the attempt, but it's not
38:10quite there. I don't think. The concept
38:12art for this was much better. Again,
38:13someone said this to me, and I was like,
38:14"Yeah, this is atrocious." Like,
38:16it's not as like bad as the black lily
38:19skin, but it's pretty up there. I don't
38:22I don't like it. Let me see the gun
38:24though, cuz it's got to probably going
38:25to be bomb.com. Oh, beautiful.
38:26Beautiful, lovely use of accents. I love
38:28the ice. I love like the howling winds,
38:31the animal mask on it. 10 out of 10.
38:33Kuromi skin. Oh, from like Sanrio?
38:36>> [screaming]
38:37>> Very cute. Not quite for Widowmaker. I
38:39feel like D.Va would have rocked this a
38:41lot harder. She lost another bet. [ __ ]
38:43I'm not going to lie to you, chat.
38:46Um
38:46there's some elements when we're
38:49designing costumes that if we tread too
38:53far over the line, they go from being
38:54kitschy to campy to skanky. And
38:58>> It smells like skank.
38:59>> It does. I'm sorry. Between the super
39:03short skirt, the like really [music]
39:05tight boots, the imp tail, the little
39:08wings and the headband, and the fact
39:11that she's wearing a hairstyle that she
39:12looks 10 years too old to be using. And
39:15then like the e-girl blush that does not
39:17at all suit her. This was made by
39:19Gabriel because she lost a bet. There is
39:21such a thing
39:22as dressing for your age, chat. And when
39:25you're much older and you're dressing
39:27much younger, if you're not careful, you
39:29can either lose 10 years and that's
39:31great. You could fool people into
39:32thinking you're much younger, or you can
39:34look older and also look like a clown.
39:36The gun is so [ __ ] cute. I love this.
39:39It screams Kuromi. Like the little like
39:42imp stuff, the bows, the pink accents.
39:46Like it's just lovely. Absolutely
39:47beautiful gun, you know? Like yeah, how
39:49do you do, fellow kids? Crimson Court. I
39:51think I do like it. It's giving very
39:53Queen of Hearts. The asymmetry on the
39:55skirt is actually fairly charming has a
39:57good sense of flow to it. But again, the
40:00ass collider failed you cuz it looks
40:01gigantic. The construction of the bodice
40:04is very, very nice as well. I love the
40:06hair. I really like when they give
40:07Widowmaker like really thick luscious
40:09hair cuz she has so much hair that she
40:11should be rocking looks like this. The
40:12asymmetry on the arm is actually fairly
40:14charming. I wish you had long sleeves on
40:16both arms, but I will take this.
40:18Headpiece is beautiful and the boots and
40:21shoes are super pretty on both sides. I
40:23like the asymmetry here mainly cuz like
40:25it's very well balanced. It's a really,
40:26really good sense of flow to it. And I
40:27like the rose on the shoulder. I think
40:29it adds a lot of charm to it. Like the
40:31ass is ginormous because of collider
40:32issues, though. Look, clothing
40:34simulation isn't easy to make,
40:35>> [laughter]
40:36>> but I want to see that [ __ ] gun cuz
40:37that's the [ __ ] that I care about here.
40:38Absolutely beautiful. I love the rose
40:41patterns. I love the thorn etchings on
40:43the side. Very fantasy, very pretty. It
40:46fits the outfit. It does. All right,
40:48beach side. Another skin recolor.
40:51I feel like this one deserves just as
40:52much bomb dot com as the other one. This
40:55one is newer. Get to it. I love the
40:57tattoos going up and down the legs here
40:59and like the sandals are super cute. I
41:01also really like the hairstyle. It's
41:03more of like an athletic swimsuit with
41:04some really cute decorations here and
41:05there like the little flowers on the
41:06side of the hips and she also has them
41:08in her hair. And yeah, this one being
41:10like pretty much backless makes perfect
41:11sense to me because it's a swimsuit.
41:13Very pretty summer skin. Gorgeous. Let
41:15me see gun. Okay, so it's very close to
41:19I think her normal gun, but I do like
41:21it. It's kind of like Nerf gunny. I like
41:22the colors of it a lot. Very vibrant,
41:25very fun. Oh wait, yeah, that is a
41:27harpoon gun. Do not do that. You're
41:28going to go [ __ ] harpoon fishing and
41:30almost kill someone. Jesus Christ. Okay,
41:32the cosmic one, that's amazing. That's
41:34actually Wait, what did they do your
41:35face? Why does she look like Yzma from
41:37The Emperor's New Groove? I love the
41:39rest of the fit though. Armor's super
41:41cool, hood is super cool, gun is [ __ ]
41:43da bomb dot com. Like the metal chin is
41:46um it's a choice. And I do like that
41:49this one has gold, but it's like done in
41:51like a very warm shade of purple on the
41:53background, so that doesn't like clash
41:55super bad with her normal purple skin.
41:57This one's actually pretty cool. I like
41:59the long hood. Do not like the chin
42:01implant though. And then the Ange de la
42:03Mort one. I mean, this one is basically
42:05the same thing, but like in black and
42:06red. It's definitely giving Grim Reaper
42:08vibes, which I actually kind of really
42:09dig. There's like a spider pattern that
42:11goes in the clasp in the middle of her
42:13chest where the ta-tas meet. It's like
42:14the body of a spider and then like it's
42:16like the legs going like around like the
42:18bodice of the dress. Absolutely
42:19gorgeous. I like how we don't try to
42:21hide Widowmaker's sexiness. Never. Like
42:23you can't do it. We've embraced it. I
42:25love the boots. I love the red nails.
42:28It's just very nice, chat. Evil woman.
42:30The gun is beautiful. Oh yeah, that it
42:32Wait, that's ridiculous [ __ ] I love
42:34that though. But like look at the
42:36ridiculous amount of skins, please.
42:38They're just like 50 recolors. Like
42:40Yeah, you guys see why we're not doing
42:41the e-sports one now, huh? My eyes the
42:43colors are very shiny. Oh my god, that
42:46is bubblegum [ __ ] All right, but with
42:48that I can finish the segment. Now
42:49electric. Okay, this is an OverWatch
42:52recolor of like her classic skin. I like
42:55the blue. I do. I think that like if
42:56you're going to have like a skin tone
42:58like Widowmaker's which is very
43:00lavendery, like very purply, you should
43:02know how to pair colors with it and the
43:04blue looks really nice with that purple.
43:06So, this one's pretty good as far as
43:08these recolors go. And then Fleur de Lis
43:10is kind of like going into like that
43:13French vibe, but it's like blue and
43:16gold. I don't know how much I like gold
43:18on Widowmaker. She has such a cool tone
43:21like skin tone and just cool tone vibes
43:23in general that I feel like warm tones
43:25kind of do her a disservice unless she
43:27has a normal skin color or they changed
43:29her skin tone to like a very pale pink.
43:31And I think that with Widowmaker, if you
43:33put her in gold, she will look diseased.
43:35Okay, spider. Yeah.
43:38The tights are everything and the makeup
43:40is everything and it's so pretty. Oh,
43:42the tattoo on the back is so good.
43:44Okay, then Patina. See, again, gold does
43:46not suit you. Girl girly pop, you're a
43:49winter.
43:50There you go, [ __ ] Much better. Like
43:52silver, icy blues, and icy like teal and
43:55sea green with the purple hair. And god,
43:58yes. OverWatch World Cup. Oh, damn.
44:00Wait, are her like leggies out? It's
44:02like mesh. Oh, dang. I like the braid.
44:04Wait, is this just like her OverWatch 2
44:06skin? Harlequin. Oh my lord. That's so
44:10fun. This is actually a pretty good
44:11OverWatch 2 recolor. Cuz like they added
44:14the hat and like the diamond patterns do
44:16a lot for the design as well. I like
44:18that they made her like very pale white
44:20as well and she has like some cute
44:22makeup. She looks, however, like she's
44:24ready to [ __ ] strangle someone.
44:26Tricolore, French flag. Bang in your
44:28way.
44:30Dab.
44:31Blizzard. Every [ __ ] time. Home home
44:34home, very baguette. The silver ass
44:37speaks for us all.
44:39Endless sight. Oh, it's giving like evil
44:41knight. Oh, I can't see her eyes and
44:43that turns me on more. Evil knight with
44:45like amazing patterns and like [ __ ]
44:47spikies and things and like silver and
44:50like purply silver armor. Like [ __ ] god,
44:53yeah. And also fat ass. See, it's really
44:55funny cuz the Overwatch 2 design, I
44:57liked it, but not as much as the classic
44:59one. But like the skins for Overwatch 2
45:00have been cookie. Decennium. I mean, I
45:04like the mesh. I do like the mesh. I'm
45:05not going to lie. The mesh is sexy.
45:07Funny to see that it's like actually
45:09split down the middle. I don't hate
45:10that. Mind you, I've always found an
45:12even color split to be a pretty fun way
45:14to involve asymmetry. Very nice use of
45:16colors, and I do like the mesh a lot.
45:18The fact that her ass is still
45:19absolutely gigantic is never not going
45:20to be funny. Like, Tracer got like
45:23they chopped it off. But like Widowmaker
45:25somehow gained more booty booty, and I
45:27think that's lovely lovely. Blue
45:29Widowmaker, pretty.
45:32Black Widowmaker, still still suits her
45:34quite a bit.
45:35Pink Widowmaker, yeah, perfect.
45:37Honestly, I would be rocking this one if
45:38I was like playing Overwatch at any
45:39point, yeah. And then green Widowmaker,
45:42which actually quite suits the purple
45:43skin tone.
45:44>> [music]
45:44>> You know what? You can tell that
45:45Widowmaker is popular because she has so
45:47many [ __ ] skins. The last time I did
45:49Gabe and Tracer, and we did two
45:52characters in like 2 hours. [music] With
45:54Widowmaker, like mama, this [ __ ] has
45:55like 51 52 unique skins if you count
45:58like the world one. It took us forever.
46:01But I really liked it. I love
46:02Widowmaker. I think she's so hot in like
46:04pretty much every iteration. There were
46:06a few I wasn't such a big fan of, not
46:08because the designs were bad, but
46:09because they didn't quite suit her. But
46:11for the most part, I like what I'm
46:12seeing. I can definitely tell that
46:14Blizzard had a lot of fun designing
46:15these. But I want you guys to let me
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46:38>> [music]
46:58>> Au clair de la lune.
47:00for a long
47:01voyage.

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