Arjen Lubach zu Gast im Neo Magazin Royale mit Jan Böhmermann - ZDFneo — Transcript

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1. 0:00- ah Motown hats
2. 0:02[Applause]
3. 0:03has it become some online teasers neo
4. 0:06magazin oh yeah oh hi Kevin
5. 0:21if you like even a diamond yeah and
6. 0:24Bremen is like a hunter stud it's a
7. 0:26hunter start it's like a one hour drive
8. 0:28by car from holding in state komarov's
9. 0:31groaning ya know from a village next to
10. 0:33groaning yes but of all it also studied
11. 0:35in throne yeah alright
12. 0:37but how if you studied and like come
13. 0:39from such a nice place how did you end
14. 0:41up in television yeah
15. 0:42so I failed that studying and then they
16. 0:45said here's a camera do something funny
17. 0:47I am I in lieu of mine adamantane Jota
18. 0:49I'm the new markets in oil of 2015 in
19. 0:52the media take on 20 or 15 instead of
20. 0:56neo Mong mmm how come van is it guy van
21. 0:59sheds ever set if and when last is a
22. 1:01love no man come villain and you do a
23. 1:03show which is like quite the same show
24. 1:06yeah as we do here in Germany will any
25. 1:09or magazine we are you do the Dutch
26. 1:11version of neo magazine or hard to show
27. 1:13you know how to show ya know we have the
28. 1:19new magazine
29. 1:20yeah with olive Ave we have the new
30. 1:22markets in oil in Germany which is like
31. 1:24a small show our show and they have like
32. 1:27the the big show that hard to show well
33. 1:30that's every day no it's just once a
34. 1:32week
35. 1:32evil host that's because of all of his
36. 1:35success
37. 1:35he's so successful he has like 4 million
38. 1:376 million people each week every week
39. 1:39really yes but it's very success a
40. 1:43successful engineer no but you have your
41. 1:45show is is equally successful in in the
42. 1:48Netherlands you have like huge audience
43. 1:50yeah so I'm becoming evil as well I know
44. 1:52yeah I look like Oliver welcome and then
45. 1:54he's like if it's I fit two times in him
46. 1:57is a big guy he's a big guy shaming I
47. 2:01don't know we don't do fetch a don't
48. 2:04hear you
49. 2:08this is a terrible thing why did you
50. 2:10give this to me it's just to play around
51. 2:13to to lighten up the conversation to get
52. 2:15the conversation enough no it's just
53. 2:18like all the little clown from Holland
54. 2:20is coming you know give him the toy you
55. 2:23know I know I have to fill out some
56. 2:26paperwork for my for my network your
57. 2:28neighbors I Aluva steamed it's
58. 2:30pronounced right
59. 2:31are you lube re re Anubha are you liver
60. 2:34yeah so either we say is it yes yes your
61. 2:36yeah sign of the zodiac sign sign of the
62. 2:41zodiac
63. 2:41what is it was your like Libra Lena wait
64. 2:44stop
65. 2:45but it's like bhaga bhaga bhaga how do
66. 2:51you spell it indirectly what is faith
67. 2:56WWV yeah yeah hey hey nave with the
68. 3:00Dutch eat so eat yeah they again hey
69. 3:03yeah yeah g SS c CH you're kidding Hey
70. 3:13ah yeah yeah hey yeah hey space race car
71. 3:19and L and L vase ciao the invasion of
72. 3:22Iraq shower all right okay
73. 3:25on a scale from even from even thought
74. 3:28here from on a scale from even don't
75. 3:31here
76. 3:31what what is it big Dutch I guess that's
77. 3:33the name of some of my friends from all
78. 3:35of this show let's get from able to
79. 3:38adhere to Seth Meyers how do you rate
80. 3:40our our late-night show
81. 3:41oh that's one heart oh I don't hard all
82. 3:47right that's fair enough
83. 3:49suits are as important for late night
84. 3:51shows as frikandel for touch snack
85. 3:53culture which rating do you give John
86. 3:57suits all right suit is it this is it
87. 3:59fancy do we have like c and r and and in
88. 4:02the netherlands
89. 4:03it's see enough oh yeah that's it yeah
90. 4:05you have seen as well was yeah sure I'll
91. 4:08pick a couple book yeah yeah or hmm yeah
92. 4:10it's one of those okay yeah this is I
93. 4:13can do you can you commercial no we you
94. 4:16are you're also airing on a publicly
95. 4:19funded station quasi the Dutch this SDF
96. 4:23suit is owned by the Dutch people yeah
97. 4:25to share it with the other Dutch people
98. 4:27tomorrow it's a lawyer from The Hague
99. 4:32so yeah say something I do every night
100. 4:34it's a it's okay it's okay
101. 4:37lovely how successful do you think could
102. 4:39a Dutch rapper be that goes by the name
103. 4:41of soul fun and police erm so you're
104. 4:45that's what you're that's your reps
105. 4:47status right and no it's not me it's
106. 4:50some sorry don't spoil my disguise it's
107. 4:55a secret it's like Bruce Wayne and
108. 4:56Batman you don't talk so there's a
109. 4:58famous guy that's a famous guy Lisbon
110. 5:01who all this once in a while just like
111. 5:03every one and the other year he comes
112. 5:06down from heaven and presents the people
113. 5:09a new rep track I thought that was a
114. 5:11great rep Jeff what it was now you can
115. 5:17use it so it is some funny police office
116. 5:20zone funny polizia hand yeah he's right
117. 5:23pronounced joan from the police yeah
118. 5:24yeah this this name of this rapper
119. 5:26okay I don't get this question there but
120. 5:29nothing either but I say okay
121. 5:32it's very nice alright in relation to
122. 5:34the stereotype that German Germans are
123. 5:36funny how close did we meet you expect
124. 5:39[Laughter]
125. 5:43nice chemistry but I had to bring it in
126. 5:46for the most part but it
127. 5:49[Music]
128. 6:00how long has it been like 75 years or we
129. 6:06still miss you every day
130. 6:09what am i a new bar custom me oh my god
131. 6:12let me do another test
132. 6:14so I'll pray three three sauces this
133. 6:17comes back they saw this this is the
134. 6:20maximum test if you know that if you
135. 6:22know the Netherlands well yeah if you
136. 6:24don't know it well and you have it wrong
137. 6:25it's a maximal consequence and has
138. 6:31checked it off must see the consequence
139. 6:34so one of them is it's our national
140. 6:37anthem
141. 6:38okay which one is it are you ready yeah
142. 6:40I'm ready okay this is the first one
143. 6:42[Music]
144. 6:48[Applause]
145. 6:49it's the first one next one
146. 6:59and our that last one those two which
147. 7:10one
148. 7:17and second one
149. 7:19yeah
150. 7:21friendship forever okay so you win
151. 7:23something I've need a lens for dummies
152. 7:26for you so you can learn the language
153. 7:27and you watch my show you know
154. 7:29everything about the necklace oh you got
155. 7:31me oh my god see no yellow on dams on
156. 7:33top when the show start again okay over
157. 7:36thirteen columns right signal tube Aveda
158. 7:38on mp3 emulation fancy
159. 7:52[Music]