Andrew Klavan - Gender pronouns will no longer be use during commite hearings — Transcript

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1. 0:00the chairman of the California state
2. 0:02Senate Judiciary Committee Hannah Beth
3. 0:04Jackson says gendered pronouns will no
4. 0:06longer be used during committee hearings
5. 0:08I am not making this up Jackson said and
6. 0:11I swear this is a real quote the world
7. 0:14is a different place my grammar teachers
8. 0:18long gone and we won't be hearing from
9. 0:20her from them from they unquote Jackson
10. 0:25said the new rule was intended to bring
11. 0:26the Judiciary Committee into line with
12. 0:28the rest of California state government
13. 0:30by having it run under the stupidest
14. 0:32rules ever devised by man or woman or
15. 0:35undifferentiated sexless it creature to
16. 0:38accomplish that Jackson said committee
17. 0:40members would not only be forbidden to
18. 0:41mention the existence of gender but
19. 0:43would be forced to deny other immutable
20. 0:45Facts of Life as well for instance
21. 0:47committee members will no longer be
22. 0:49allowed to refer to the fact that
23. 0:50government actions cost money but
24. 0:52instead will be required to call them
25. 0:54free as in free health care or free
26. 0:57college or free to live on the street
27. 0:59and crap on the sidewalk while screaming
28. 1:01at the voices from Saturn being piped
29. 1:03into your head through your dental
30. 1:04fillings in the event that a Committee
31. 1:06Member should break the rules and
32. 1:08mentioned that all of these things
33. 1:09actually come at a considerable cost
34. 1:11said member will be forced to pay a fine
35. 1:13which will be funded by The public's tax
36. 1:14dollars and will there be free other
37. 1:17facts of life that will become
38. 1:18unmentionable will be the difference
39. 1:20between legal and illegal immigrants
40. 1:22especially in instances where an illegal
41. 1:24immigrant murders an innocent American
42. 1:26which will now be referred to as quote
43. 1:28an act of compassion for suffering
44. 1:30refugees resulting in the violent death
45. 1:32of a citizen unquote Senator Jackson
46. 1:35hopes these rules will become so
47. 1:37widespread that no branch of California
48. 1:39government will be able to acknowledge
49. 1:41reality at all including the reality
50. 1:43that everyone is moving to Texas trigger
51. 1:45warning I'm Andrew claven this is the
52. 1:47Andrew claven
53. 1:50show I feel hunky dony life is Tick boo
54. 1:55birds are winging also singing hunky Dy
55. 1:58do ship shap dips toy the world is zing
56. 2:02it's a wonderful day H hooray want to
57. 2:07sing
58. 2:10hooray oh hooray Hur