Among Us Song | Vote For Me | #NerdOut [Jester Song] — Transcript

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1. 0:00[music]
2. 0:09[music]
3. 0:10>> I need your attention. There's no more
4. 0:13suspicion. I'm the one [music] who did
5. 0:15it. Just vote for me.
6. 0:18I'm sure someone [music] saw me
7. 0:20right next to the body. Okay, yeah, you
8. 0:24got me. Just vote A little mischief
9. 0:26never really hurt anybody. I heard a
10. 0:27murder [singing and music] is security.
11. 0:28I'm nervous but jelly. I need to be the
12. 0:30first person there so I can start
13. 0:31observing the body guard in the acting
14. 0:32who'll determine I'm naughty cuz I'm a
15. 0:34magician. Introduce a little anarchy.
16. 0:35[singing and music]
17. 0:36Someone say I'm on the border of
18. 0:37insanity. If there's a body in the
19. 0:39corner then I'm not going to report it.
20. 0:40I'll just stand there. Sounds like a
21. 0:41plan to me.
22. 0:42>> A little nonsense [music] every now and
23. 0:44then is often relished by the wisest
24. 0:46men. I'm an agent of chaos. Voices in my
25. 0:48head telling me to kill but I don't want
26. 0:50to do it. Okay, mom? Huh? Maybe y'all
27. 0:52should [music] vote for me. I wasn't
28. 0:53standing in the place I was supposed to
29. 0:55be. I wasn't doing the thing that I was
30. 0:56supposed to do. Are you scared that I'm
31. 0:58standing this close to you? Vote
32. 1:00Criminal. That's subliminal. I'm packing
33. 1:02literal. Got a knife I'mma chop it into
34. 1:03[music] your crewmate screaming, "Hey,
35. 1:05what's gotten into you?" I think my
36. 1:06brains went out to buy some toxic
37. 1:07chemicals. Was it fluid, black, British,
38. 1:09and yellow? Was it me? [music] I don't
39. 1:11know but I'm a devilish fellow. Did I
40. 1:12pull out my knife and take a slice at
41. 1:14him? There's a killer on the floor. You
42. 1:15might be looking right at him.
43. 1:18I need [music] your attention. There's
44. 1:21no more suspicion. I'm the one who did
45. 1:24it. Just vote for me.
46. 1:26>> [music]
47. 1:27>> I'm sure someone saw me
48. 1:29right next to the body. Okay, yeah, you
49. 1:32[music] got me. Just vote You're
50. 1:34probably asking, "Why would you blame
51. 1:35yourself?"
52. 1:36>> Cuz if I'm the killer then [music] why
53. 1:37would I save myself? [singing] When the
54. 1:38murder happened I blacked out. Maybe I
55. 1:40did it. Willing to admit it. Maybe all
56. 1:41of y'all should consider me. You're
57. 1:42insane. Maybe I was out of my mind.
58. 1:44You're [music] in pain. It was only a
59. 1:46matter of time. I probably killed him
60. 1:47with a batter and a knife. I think I hit
61. 1:48him with a bazooka or a bomb I had even
62. 1:50better than a knife. I had a lion in my
63. 1:51pocket I'm lying. I had a nine in my
64. 1:53pocket and I was just dying. I think I
65. 1:55[music] could jab him in the eye socket.
66. 1:56I was armed and ready. Brains on the
67. 1:58wall looking like mom's spaghetti. If
68. 1:59you think about skipping you was there
69. 2:01you wasn't near the body you was
70. 2:02giggling in the med bay. This fool of a
71. 2:04crewmate got voted outside. Voted
72. 2:06[music] outside. Voted outside.
73. 2:08>> I need to do a better job of trying to
74. 2:09convict him. Need to be voted [music]
75. 2:11out so I can die in an instant. I always
76. 2:12wanted to be a killer I'm playing along.
77. 2:14It's brain damage. Ever [music] since
78. 2:15the day I was born I can't stand it.
79. 2:17Everybody vote for me cuz it feels so
80. 2:19empty without me. Does anybody here have
81. 2:22it out for [music] me when the ballots
82. 2:23hit the box? Huh? We shall see.
83. 2:27I need your attention. There's no more
84. 2:30suspicion.
85. 2:31>> [music]
86. 2:31>> I'm the one who did it. Just vote for
87. 2:34me.
88. 2:35I'm sure someone saw me [singing]
89. 2:38right next [music] to the body.
90. 2:40Okay, yeah, you got me. Just vote for
91. 2:42me.
92. 2:43>> [music]