Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Is A Man, And Killed Joan Rivers — Transcript

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1. 0:00Alex Jones has a brand shiny new
2. 0:03conspiracy theory for us and this one's
3. 0:05a doozy now now now let me go ahead and
4. 0:08show you this this is the two ladies
5. 0:11and we've had doctors on about this her
6. 0:13shoulders are too wide she's on like the
7. 0:16100 percentile of women okay with her
8. 0:18body type her arms everything she always
9. 0:20has this Pooch she's wearing either a
10. 0:22Cod piece or has genitalia okay
11. 0:26now
12. 0:27he looks like a man like Dude Looks Like
13. 0:30A Lady Lady looks like a dude
14. 0:33and this is a funny cartoonist Ben
15. 0:36Garrison so they're always calling
16. 0:37racist and bad
17. 0:40and I mean I'm sorry it's true it's a
18. 0:42giant viral video phenomenon for like
19. 0:44eight years that she's a man all I know
20. 0:46is well Bob was raised by a trainee in
21. 0:48Indonesia they're into all sorts of
22. 0:50stuff Hillary's daughters Webster
23. 0:52hubbles none of the stuff we're told by
24. 0:54these people is true and National media
25. 0:55takes it when I thought about this
26. 0:56that's like I'm crazy listen there's
27. 0:58hundreds of millions of views on YouTube
28. 0:59there's some videos with like 10 million
29. 1:01views a piece and there's dozens and
30. 1:02dozens of them probably more than 100
31. 1:04million I'm just guesstimating
32. 1:06dead reckoning
33. 1:08we're we're Mainline liberal sites think
34. 1:11she's a man
35. 1:12okay
36. 1:13it's not racist to say she looks like a
37. 1:15man let me explain something cartoonists
38. 1:17famously make fun of everybody you ran
39. 1:20for office you are the
40. 1:22co-president that tells kids what lunch
41. 1:24to eat around the country because you're
42. 1:26God
43. 1:28Obama is obsessing saying he'll Sue
44. 1:30Texas to North Carolina if we don't
45. 1:32teach five-year-olds how to be [ __ ]
46. 1:33we're going to sexually confused kids
47. 1:37and your fair game and don't forget
48. 1:40don't forget
49. 1:41the famous comedian Joan Rivers said of
50. 1:44course everyone knows she's a [ __ ]
51. 1:45she's dead serious yeah she's a man
52. 1:48deader than a doornail in a routine
53. 1:50operation where basically she had fire
54. 1:51poured down her throat was a fire
55. 1:53breathing Goblin
56. 1:55Dead on Arrival shoot your mouth off
57. 1:57honey you will die Libra
58. 2:06do you get what he's saying
59. 2:08he's saying uh Michelle Obama is a man
60. 2:13uh his words quote [ __ ] and
61. 2:17she slash he uh killed Joan Rivers
62. 2:21because Joan Rivers exposed the truth
63. 2:27sounds legit bro
64. 2:30could you imagine
65. 2:33[Music]
66. 2:36said we're true literally everything
67. 2:39ever on the planet would be a conspiracy
68. 2:42like
69. 2:45aren't even necessary
70. 2:47like there's sometimes he comes up with
71. 2:49some creative conspiracies that you're
72. 2:51like oh okay I could see that one that's
73. 2:53interesting
74. 2:54this is like it just
75. 2:56it's totally agree
76. 2:59like obviously Michelle Obama's a man
77. 3:03and she killed Joan Rivers because Joan
78. 3:06Rivers made a joke at some point about
79. 3:07her being a man
80. 3:09like oh yeah
81. 3:11it's a good way to spend your time and
82. 3:13I'm sure that's exactly what happened
83. 3:15like what happened Michelle Obama like
84. 3:17secretly went to the doctor's office
85. 3:18that day and knocked on the door they
86. 3:21had just put Joan Rivers under and said
87. 3:24whoa I will get him what did he say
88. 3:26fire something down her throat oh poor
89. 3:29Clorox down her throat we got her she
90. 3:31almost uncovered the truth that I have a
91. 3:33penis
92. 3:36does he even believe this I mean that's
93. 3:38my question at this point like Alex
94. 3:40Jones I used to think like no he he
95. 3:42believes everything and by the way I
96. 3:44honestly think he didn't even used to be
97. 3:46as crazy as he is now because it used to
98. 3:48be kind of like the standard
99. 3:49conspiracies you know like and some of
100. 3:51them probably even true whether he's
101. 3:54talking about Bay of Pigs that one
102. 3:55unquestionably is true operation
103. 3:57Northwoods Tuskegee experiments all that
104. 3:59stuff and then you creep a little
105. 4:01further but even this one there's still
106. 4:03an open question on the JFK one all
107. 4:05right but then okay 911.
108. 4:08you should start to lose me a little bit
109. 4:09even though I don't know what happened
110. 4:10to building seven and then all of a
111. 4:12sudden you have Elites marrying horses
112. 4:14and the bilderbergs and the Rockefellers
113. 4:16and you have uh you know Agenda 21 and
114. 4:20black helicopters and they want to shove
115. 4:22you all into Hobbit homes and ban golf
116. 4:24courses and they're coming for one world
117. 4:28Rule and Michelle Obama's a man and
118. 4:31killed Joan Rivers
119. 4:34[ __ ] steered this off into a [ __ ] a
120. 4:36long time ago buddy and then my favorite
121. 4:38part of the whole video was
122. 4:40she's a man she's a man look viral video
123. 4:43hundreds of millions of views ended
124. 4:45conversation
125. 4:46as if that's evidence like
126. 4:49um hello there's a video on it and it's
127. 4:53on the internet
128. 4:55Case Closed drop the mic I'm out [ __ ]
129. 4:58obviously Michelle Obama's a man
130. 5:01it's on YouTube