AHT AHT AHT *FUNNY* - TIKTOK COMPILATION — Transcript

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1. 0:00[Music]
2. 0:03ah
3. 0:04what do you call a barrel of no teeth i
4. 0:06don't know man a gummy bear
5. 0:13what do you call a dinosaur what a great
6. 0:15vocabulary
7. 0:16what a thesaurus
8. 0:24what do you call a cow in an earthquake
9. 0:26you tell me a milkshake
10. 0:32what do you call an acid with an
11. 0:34attitude what
12. 0:35amino acid
13. 0:43hey what do you call a mexican that lost
14. 0:44his car i don't know carlos
15. 0:46[Laughter]
16. 0:51uh what do you call an alligator that
17. 0:53want to be a detective
18. 0:54what an investigator ah
19. 1:01why did the mushroom go to the party i
20. 1:02don't know because he was a fun guy
21. 1:11why did the mic fall why because it was
22. 1:14too
23. 1:14tired
24. 1:20why did the cat get a ticket why because
25. 1:23it littered
26. 1:27[Music]
27. 1:29why are the thief wear blue gloves why
28. 1:31so he wouldn't get caught red handed
29. 1:33[Applause]
30. 1:39what did the cops say to the ice cube
31. 1:41what
32. 1:43breeze ah
33. 1:47what do you call a prisoner taking his
34. 1:49own mug shot what
35. 1:50a selfie
36. 2:02how do you get a country girl's
37. 2:03attention how a tractor
38. 2:10why does peter pan fly why because he
39. 2:13never lands
40. 2:19what is the most detailed ocean what the
41. 2:21pacific
42. 2:22ah
43. 2:27how does liberty stay cool how they have
44. 2:29many fans
45. 2:41what kind of music you fish listen to oh
46. 2:43no tell me something sketchy
47. 2:47all right all right
48. 2:52what's the richest fish in the world
49. 2:53what a goldfish
50. 3:01why is the fish so easy to weigh why
51. 3:04because they come with their own
52. 3:05scales
53. 3:11what's the difference between a guitar
54. 3:13and a fish what
55. 3:15you can't tuna fish
56. 3:26what do you call two guys from mexico
57. 3:27playing basketball i don't know
58. 3:29one on one
59. 3:40[Laughter]
60. 3:45where do baby cats learn to swim tell me
61. 3:47bud the kiddie pool
62. 3:53ah why skeletons so calm
63. 3:56why because nothing gets out of their
64. 3:58skin
65. 4:06what do you call a fake noodle where you
66. 4:08go an imposter
67. 4:16hey what do you call it pig that knows
68. 4:18karate what
69. 4:20a pork chop
70. 4:26uh ah
71. 4:29what do you call somebody who plays
72. 4:30fortnite all day and night what do you
73. 4:31call them
74. 4:32a virgin
75. 4:38oh my god you're so funny
76. 4:41what do you call a hill that's funny
77. 4:43what
78. 4:54hilarious
79. 4:56ah why can't basketball players go on
80. 4:59vacation
81. 5:00why because they're not allowed to
82. 5:03travel
83. 5:09where's the basketball player's favorite
84. 5:10place to eat what duncan donut
85. 5:15all right all right ah why can't you
86. 5:19play basketball with pigs
87. 5:21why because they hauled the ball
88. 5:29all right what type of cheese do
89. 5:31basketball players like
90. 5:33what swiss cheese
91. 5:48hey wanna hear a joke about construction
92. 5:51what
93. 5:52i'm still working on it ah
94. 5:59why did the golfer bring two pairs of
95. 6:01pants why
96. 6:02in case he gets a hole in one
97. 6:10hey wanna hear a joke about coronavirus
98. 6:12what
99. 6:13never mind you'll probably spread it
100. 6:14around ah
101. 6:20[Music]
102. 6:23why did the bike fall over why because
103. 6:26it was too tired
104. 6:38is your name google what because you're
105. 6:41everything i've been searching for
106. 6:46ah
107. 6:49should i call god why because he's
108. 6:51missing an angel
109. 6:59do you like star wars why
110. 7:09did you just come out the oven why
111. 7:11because you're hot
112. 7:14ah
113. 7:21ah why do you call it out it knows magic
114. 7:24what who did it
115. 7:33what do you call a pig that knows karate
116. 7:35what
117. 7:36a pork chop
118. 7:43what do you call the argument between
119. 7:45two electric companies what
120. 7:46a power structure
121. 7:54what month do soldiers hate the most
122. 7:56what
123. 8:06how did the farmer find his cow he
124. 8:09tracked her down
125. 8:14[Music]
126. 8:18what they don't make any sense
127. 8:26hey hey why don't they put fences around
128. 8:29the cemetery
129. 8:31because people are dying to get in
130. 8:40hey now you get a warning man out of a
131. 8:42tree
132. 8:43you wave at it
133. 8:50what stinks and rhymes with blue
134. 8:56what do you call your daughter's
135. 8:57boyfriend when he brings her home late
136. 8:59what an ambulance
137. 9:08what does a house wear what an address
138. 9:12[Music]
139. 9:19what state has the smallest drinks what
140. 9:21uber east
141. 9:23minnesota ah
142. 9:36how much mexicans does it take to fix
143. 9:38one light bulb
144. 9:41ah what do you call a chinese man with
145. 9:44exact change
146. 9:46what exactly ah
147. 9:54what do you call
148. 10:02uh
149. 10:04what do you call an ocean that is really
150. 10:06low what
151. 10:08lotion
152. 10:17what do you call a dog that is hot
153. 10:21what hot dog
154. 10:28i dropped my hot dog on the speaker the
155. 10:30other day you know what i call it
156. 10:32mustard on a beef
157. 10:37how much does a dumpling weigh how much
158. 10:44one
159. 10:47my girlfriend always told me i was right
160. 10:50so she left
161. 11:04you