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0:01Look, dude, just tell me what's up
0:03because you are crazier than a
0:05cannonball tonight.
0:06>> Oh my goodness. The princess hasn't
0:08finished the equation and the zombies
0:09are here. I uh just want this slumber
0:12party to be super fun. And if I did have
0:14something to tell you, then I would in a
0:16second and it would make my life easier.
0:17Unless there was something stopping me
0:19like a promise, but there isn't, so I
0:20won't. SO, IT'S COOL.
0:21>> KEVIN,
0:23>> WHAT? You lost me.
0:24>> Uh, hey, you know what time it is?
0:27>> Adventure time. No. Time for seven
0:29minutes in heaven. You're first.
0:31>> Really?
0:31>> Lady Rayorn in the closet with Jake.
0:37>> Okay. Okay. All right. But in 7 minutes,
0:40I'm going to come out there and make you
0:41spill your beans. Finn,
0:43>> I can't hear you ALL THE WAY IN HEAVEN.
0:51>> UM, does anyone else hear that?
0:54>> What? Hear what? I I don't hear
0:56anything. Um, I do hear something.
0:59>> I hear something I don't understand, and
1:01it MAKES ME SCARED.
1:02>> WHAT? NO, CHAD. EVERYBODY, WAIT. What
1:05noise? You mean this noise?
1:08>> Oh,
1:11>> yeah. Dance it. Bust it up.
1:17>> What is this game you are playing at
1:20now, Be?
1:22It's Block Ko, the game of barricades.
1:25Come on, let's lock all the entrances
1:26and windows.
1:31>> All right, this is not a permanent
1:32solution. Huh? Think Finn? How can you
1:34keep everyone from finding out?
1:36>> Find out about what, Finn?
1:38>> Manfrey the talking piñata. Your
1:40convenient appearance gives me a great
1:42idea. Everybody grab a stick. New game.
1:45We're going to smash some piñatas.
1:47>> What?
1:48>> Except for you, Manfred.
1:49>> Oh, thank goodness.
1:50>> Now, everybody dawn these blindfolds.
1:53Thanks, Davyy girl.
1:55All right, everybody get together. I'm
1:57hanging the piñatas. They're all around
2:00you. Mash the pinatas.
2:07>> Yeah, you guys are on fire.
2:13Oh, you can set this in. WE DID IT. MY
2:16IMPROBABLE PLAN WORKED.
2:19>> 7 MINUTES UP YET?
2:22OH,
2:24>> what the nuts happened here?
2:25>> Oh, we killed all the zombies that
2:27Princess Bubblegum and I raised from the
2:28dead.
2:28>> Really?
2:29>> Huh? Jake, what's going on?
2:33>> What? Huh? Finn, did you break your
2:35royal promise?
2:37>> Yeah, but I mean, all the zombies are
2:39dead. The candy people won't freak out.
2:41What's the big deal?
2:42>> This is really, really bad. Finn, you
2:44can't break royal promises. Never. Ever.
2:47Never. No matter what. Forever.
2:50The guardians of the royal promise are
2:52coming for us.
2:56>> Ben the human, you have broken a royal
2:59promise for which the penalty is trial
3:03by fire.
3:05>> That's stupid.
3:06>> Wait, he's my friend. Isn't there
3:09another option?
3:10>> Yes. Because you care for the promise
3:13breaker, we will give him a less hot
3:15trial. You must now answer math
3:20questions.
3:21>> Mathematical.
3:22>> Finn, you're terrible at math.
3:25>> Now
3:27solve this.
3:34>> Oh, wait, wait. I thought of a better
3:38one.
3:39>> Yes. 2 + 2.
3:41>> Solve it or die.
3:42>> Uh, FOUR, RIGHT?
3:53WHAT'S HAPPENING, PRINCESS?
3:54>> You defeated the broken wild promise.
3:56The gumball guardians are resetting.
4:02>> SLAM A COW. THAT WAS TOPPS. Who's not
4:05good at math? I was all four.
4:08>> Four. Four. FOUR. F4. THAT'S IT. The
4:10answer was so simple. I was too smart to
4:13see it.
4:14>> You're welcome. Four is the last figure
4:16I need to perfect my decorinator serum.
4:26>> Woohoo. Yeah.
4:29>> Don't you know anyone else with a car?
4:31>> My friend Melissa has a car, but she's
4:33dating my ex-boyfriend Brad.
4:35>> Call her. No.
4:37>> H. Call BFF66.
4:41>> Hey Brad.
4:42>> Hey Melissa. What's up?
4:43>> What's she saying? I'm asking her. Jeez.
4:46Melissa, just listen.
4:47>> Have you forgotten what day is?
4:49>> Melissa, I'm trying to have some
4:50friends.
4:51>> Tonight is a weekly prom coming dance.
4:54>> Oh, Glob, I forgot.
4:55>> What'd she say?
4:56>> Tonight is the weekly prom coming dance.
4:59It's going to be so awesome.
5:01>> LSP, we don't have time for this. Ask
5:03for the ride. LSP
5:10drivers to make out point to knock out
5:14like hot boys.
5:16>> You're so bad.
5:22>> Sorry, but Jake's lumpiness is
5:24worsening.
5:24>> Actually, I think I'm beating it back
5:26with sheer willpower. Oh my.
5:29>> Yeah, whatever. Just don't mess with my
5:31phone again.
5:35OKAY, LET'S GO. Let's go. Let's go.
5:41>> Ah, Finn, this music ducks, right?
5:44>> I love this song. We should totally TP
5:47Shel's house.
5:48>> Gracious, that was terrible. Finn, if
5:51you can't save me from the lumps, if I
5:54do turn, if I become lumpy like them, I
5:57want you to
5:58>> It's not going to come to that. But if
5:59it does, I'll bury you beneath the
6:01nicest, most shadyiest tree.
6:03>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm saying that
6:05if I go totally lumpy, then I want you
6:08to get used to lumpy Jake. What did you
6:10think I was saying?
6:11>> Oh. Um, can't this car go any faster?
6:14>> We're already here. Happy.
6:17>> Been here for like 5 minutes.
6:19>> Finally. Huh? This doesn't look like
6:21Make Out Point.
6:22>> This is Brett's house. You wanted a ride
6:25to Make Out Point? You think I want to
6:28make out with you?
6:29>> Uh,
6:30>> well, maybe I do, but wait. I have a
6:34boyfriend fiend.
6:37>> LSP, we got to hurry. Jake's running out
6:39of time.
6:40>> Hey, this is hard for me, too. I mean, I
6:42used to eat Chelly Chase fries with
6:43Brad, so there's going to be a lot of
6:45romantic tension on this ride.
6:50>> You miss me at LSP?
6:52>> Scooch over fat. I'm going to sit in the
6:54back.
6:56This is it.
6:58>> Let's go.
6:59>> Wait. Watch yourself, Finn. The guys who
7:01use the antidote up here are notorious
7:04for being smooth posers.
7:07>> What does that mean?
7:08>> Just means what it means. Hurry, get the
7:10antidote so we can get out of here.
7:12>> Thanks, LSP.
7:13>> Bumps.
7:15Um, bumps.
7:16>> Yeah, bumps.
7:18>> Oh, man.
7:20>> Hey guys, looking smooth.
7:22>> Really? You think we're smooth? Well,
7:25mostly you in the center, but yeah.
7:26>> Why are you sucking up to us?
7:28>> My best friend needs an antidote for
7:29lumpiness.
7:30>> Yeah, lumpiness sucks. Hey, Monty,
7:33time's up, Gearhawk. It's my turn.
7:36>> So, the antidote is in that orb you were
7:38sitting on.
7:39>> This orb is the antidote. Bra,
7:42>> can my friend borrow it?
7:43>> Yeah, sure. As long as you give it right
7:44back.
7:45>> Hammer cow. Thanks, fellas.
7:47>> What's taking so long? Do those smooth
7:49heads give YOU THE OR WHAT?
7:51>> WAIT,
7:51>> is this another friend of yours? What
7:54are you, Car? Just give them the
7:55antidote already and stop being such a
7:57buzzer.
7:57>> Sorry, kid. We changed our minds.
8:00>> Why did you have to say all those rude
8:02things to them?
8:03>> What? I was helping you.
8:04>> Thanks a lot. They were right about to
8:06hand over the antidote.
8:07>> You're welcome a lot.
8:08>> You insulted them and they GOT MAD AND
8:10NOW Jake's going to be lumpy forever.
8:12THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
8:13>> WOW. NOW I KNOW HOW YOU really feel. I
8:15was just trying to help, but whatever.
8:18No, no, not whatever. I know I mess
8:21things up sometimes, but I'm really
8:23trying. And you're supposed to be my
8:25friend. Not like the fake ones I have
8:27here. SO DO WHAT YOU WANT. I'M GOING TO
8:30BRO, I'M COMING. Are you coming or not?
8:32Lumpy Jake.
8:34>> No, because no matter how messed up and
8:36lumpy I get, this guy never turns his
8:38back on me.
8:40>> Oh yeah, right behind y'all. Just got to
8:42turn my back ON THIS GUY.
8:44>> JAKE, IT'S ALMOST SUNSET.
8:46>> Jake didn't save him. I
8:53I'll kill you. Fluff me space.
9:03Nice try, boy. Princesses, did you see?
9:07Did you see Finn fails?
9:09>> Don't worry, Finn. I'll get us out WITH
9:12KIHAN.
9:14>> OH, NO you won't.
9:17Jake,
9:18>> eat it.
9:19>> I'M I'M OKAY.
9:20>> ICE KING, YOU HAD BETTER EITHER SET US
9:23FREE OR COME IN HERE AND FIGHT ME, CUZ
9:25OTHERWISE I'M GOING TO FLIP OUT.
9:28>> OH, are you trying to hit me? Well,
9:31excuse me, because I have to go potty in
9:33the bathroom.
9:38>> Huh? Jake, you all right?
9:40>> I'm fine, buddy. Calm down and tend to
9:43the princesses.
9:44>> Oh my gosh. I'm sorry. Princess, slime
9:46princess, are you all right?
9:48>> He's held us here for weeks, questioning
9:50us about our favorite sports and quirky
9:52behavior. I've tried to tell him as
9:54little as possible. I understand. And
9:56lumpy space princess, how do you fair?
9:59>> I'm bored and I'm not having any fun.
10:02>> What? Not having any fun? Last night I
10:05read you the story of baby what's it in
10:07the bottle prince.
10:09>> That wasn't fun. That was lame.
10:11>> Other princesses, do you feel the same
10:13way? Uh, when you say lame, do you spell
10:16L A N?
10:17>> Well, here, watch. I'll show you. We'll
10:19have some fun. Fun's my middle name.
10:24>> Here now, Wild Berry Princess, I need
10:27you to play this.
10:28>> I don't know how.
10:30>> Well, come here. I'll teach you. Put
10:32your hands through the bars at a
10:35princess and do
10:38>> I don't think I can.
10:39>> Just play it like I showed you.
10:40>> Leave her alone, ICE KING.
10:42>> PLAY IT. I'LL SQUISH YOU IN THE JUICE
10:45HERE.
10:46>> YEAH, keep playing it. Now, everyone,
10:49pick up an instrument and play it. Oh,
10:51this is going to be so fun.
11:07>> What are you thinking, Finn?
11:09>> I've almost devised a plan. I'm going to
11:11let him drop while I finalize the
11:13details in my mind.
11:14>> Sweet.
11:28Oh, that was fun.
11:31>> It was fun. Hey, you should go get some
11:34more fun stuff.
11:35>> You're right. Good idea, Finn.
11:37>> Good idea indeed.
11:39>> I hope they think I'm fun.
11:42>> All right, I've got a plan for how to
11:44get out of here. First, everyone needs
11:45to be dancing and laughing and saying
11:47fun things like, "Woohee!" Okay, when
11:50the Ice King comes back, everyone played
11:51up like he wanted to come inside the
11:53jail and party with us. And then when he
11:55steps inside, whip, I'm going to beat
11:57the tar out of him with these while you
11:58all take care of Jake. Everyone on board
12:00with this.
12:02>> Sweet. Nice plan, dude.
12:04>> I think if everyone's saying whoopy, the
12:06plan won't work cuz he'll know we're
12:07faking it.
12:08>> Uh, good point, LSP.
12:09>> I'm going to say something fun like, "Oh
12:12yeah, I'm having a fun time." Oh my
12:14gosh. Probably the best time I've ever
12:15had in my entire life.
12:16>> Make way for the fun tray.
12:19>> Whoa. What's happening?
12:21>> Oh, probably the best time I've ever had
12:22in my entire life.
12:24So good fun in the world.
12:26>> So good.
12:27>> What is this?
12:28>> We're having fun.
12:30>> Because I left the room.
12:32>> Because they like it here. Because they
12:33like you. BECAUSE YOU'RE A REALLY FUN
12:36GUY.
12:36>> I don't get this.
12:38>> Not fine. Dance further.
12:42>> Come on, Har.
12:44>> Want to dance this ice cream? Come on.
12:47>> Really? You want to dance with me?
12:50>> Oh yeah. Woohoo.
12:53Wow. Okay. Yes. Yes.
12:59>> Wait. No. Don't leave. I'LL KILL YOU
13:03ALL.
13:05>> WHY ARE you doing this? Everyone was
13:07finally warming up to me.
13:09>> No, that is not the case. You're nuts,
13:12man. And I don't know how to help you.
13:14Probably cuz I'm just a simple dude. But
13:16maybe you should talk to someone with
13:17more life experience. Like J.
13:19>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Finn, what are you
13:20doing? Don't dump the Ice King on me.
13:22>> But you got to get it in your head, man.
13:24Putting princesses in jail is wrong.
13:30>> YEAH.
13:35>> YEAH.
13:37>> OH, MAN. And there swords. You boys stop
13:40harshing around with my apples.
13:42>> A tree trunks.
13:44>> Now come on over. I baked y'all an apple
13:47pie. Yeah,
13:49>> apple pie. I'm going to eat it all
13:51before you even get there.
13:53>> No,
13:57>> apple pie.
13:58>> Don't let him eat it all.
14:00>> Now you boys behave yourselves and sit
14:02down.
14:04>> Shoot. Fly. Get off my apple pie. A fly
14:08landed on my pie. That's no good.
14:11Byebye.
14:12>> WHY ARE YOU THROWING THE PIE AWAY?
14:16>> Flies watered it. They can have it.
14:19Anyways, don't y'all worry cuz a new pie
14:22is coming in the wag of a lamb's tail.
14:25>> New pie.
14:27>> Yeah. Wo wo wo wo wo.
14:29>> Here you are.
14:30>> Whoa.
14:31>> Come on. Go ahead.
14:36>> What' you think?
14:38>> Best apple pie ever.
14:40>> Oh, Jake. Thank you. But that isn't the
14:43best apple pie.
14:44>> What are you talking about, tree trunks?
14:46What could be better than your apple
14:48pie?
14:48>> You ate all the pie.
14:50>> Then what would you do if you could do
14:52anything?
14:53>> Anything? Well, I'd catch a shooting
14:55star and travel to outer SPACE AND FIGHT
14:57SPACE MONSTERS.
14:58>> I carve my face on the moon so the moon
15:01will look like my face.
15:02>> What would you do, Tree Trunks?
15:04>> I would go pick an apple.
15:07>> Lame. I'm sorry. I I mean, it's just
15:10that you pick apples every day.
15:12>> This apple ain't like the apples that I
15:14pick. They say it's the apple of apples.
15:19Rarest kind of all. Legends call it the
15:23crystal gem apple.
15:27>> THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
15:28>> WHERE IS IT?
15:29>> I heard that it grows in the deepest end
15:31of the evil dark forest.
15:33>> Woo! Tree trunks, you got TO GO PICK
15:36THAT APPLE.
15:36>> YEAH.
15:37>> WHAT? ME? OH, NO. I'm just a cute little
15:40elephant. I'm not cut out for
15:42adventuring. Tree trunks, this is your
15:45dream. Think about eating that apple
15:47with your own mouth
15:50>> or your trunk.
15:51>> Imagine the flavor
15:53>> and your satisfied face.
15:55>> Really? You think I can handle the scary
15:58dark forest?
15:59>> Yeah, and we'll help you.
16:01>> We love you, Tree Trunks.
16:02>> Okay, I'll do it. Call me adventurer
16:06Tree Trunks.
16:09>> Tree Trunks.
16:11I love being so high up from the ground.
16:16>> I could take you even higher on my
16:18shoulders, tree trunks.
16:19>> No, Jake. She has a weak heart.
16:21>> Oh, yeah.
16:25>> Ew. Why is this ground all squishy?
16:28>> Whatever it is, I'm liking it. Oh, yeah.
16:30>> I want to try.
16:32>> Okay, I'm cool with letting you do
16:33whatever you want.
16:35>> It's like some cookie dough.
16:40Oh, hello there.
16:42>> Huh? Uh, tree drops. Stay away from
16:44that.
16:48>> You're going to get it. Wall of flesh.
16:50Yeah,
16:52>> pie and a mouth. Well, I think I got the
16:56perfect thing for him or her. Stickers.
17:00>> Careful, tree trunks. This thing is
17:02evil.
17:03>> Here's a rainbow sticker. And here's a
17:06scratch and sniff sticker. Smells just
17:08like a pickle. Oh, and this one's a
17:12holographic unicorn, but it doesn't have
17:15a horn. H Oh, now what you doing, huh?
17:20Tree trunks.
17:29You better stay in that tree, baby. Tree
17:31trunks. Were he putting stickers on that
17:33evil monster? Yes. I I thought it needed
17:36some tender loving affection. Oh, what a
17:41pretty butterfly.
17:44Tree Trunks.
17:46>> Jake, I just realized that Tree Trunks
17:48is old and bonkers. We can't take her
17:51through that evil dark forest.
17:52>> Ah, she'll be fine. Everything's fine.
17:55>> But the monsters.
17:56>> It's fine. It's fine.
18:00>> Hurry, Fan.
18:01>> No way. Here
18:04it is. Check it out.
18:06>> A magical globe?
18:07>> No, Finn. It's what you can see through
18:10the globe.
18:10>> Golly,
18:12>> look. You see this book?
18:14>> Yeah, I see it.
18:15>> It's called the Eny Ridian. It's a book
18:18meant only for heroes whose hearts are
18:21righteous.
18:24>> The book lies at the top of Mount
18:25Krador, guarded by a manly minotaitar.
18:28It's waiting for a truly righteous hero
18:31to claim it. Do you think I've got the
18:32goods, BUBBLEGUM? CUZ I AM INTO this
18:34stuff.
18:35>> Yeah, I know. And yes, I do.
18:38>> Then off I go.
18:41>> Huh?
18:42>> Thanks, pal.
18:43>> Farewell, Finn.
18:44>> Oh, wait a minute. Farewell, Finn the
18:47human boy.
18:48>> Bye, princess. You know what time it is,
18:50buddy?
18:51>> Adventure time.
18:53>> Yeah, man.
19:01Greetings, young heroes to be. This
19:03mountain is called Craragdor. Its
19:04purpose is twofold. To protect the
19:06Enyidian, and to test the hearts of
19:07those who seek to possess it. Many noble
19:09challenges have entered attempting to
19:10pass the grueling trials that lie behind
19:11these walls. But no one has ever left
19:13here alive or dead. Only the truest most
19:15worthy hero can receive the heroes and
19:16Kyra, then walk up these doors again. If
19:19it is you, Fernando, and I cannot say
19:21that I am certain, but you are very
19:23welcome to try. However, first you must
19:25pass my whittle. My name is Keeper and
19:28duty so I carry the key to this door.
19:30But all is not how it appears. You see,
19:31or perhaps you don't see it all. Perhaps
19:33the key is in you, child. But you cannot
19:35use your prawn here. The door is
19:37magically sealed.
19:40You've unlocked the riddle IN THE DOOR.
19:42HAHA, BRILLIANTLY DONE, CHILD. Please
19:45reveal to me how you unraveled my clue.
19:48>> I just thought you'd look cute stuffed
19:49in that lock.
19:50>> Oh, yes. That's how most people get in.
19:54>> Bye. You've passed the first trial,
19:56young heroes, but prepare yourselves,
19:58for there are many trials ahead of you,
20:02and each trial is more treacherous than
20:05the last.
20:09>> The Ankoridian is
20:12that way.
20:13>> What? Dude, you can't smell the book
20:16from here.
20:16>> It's in the castle on top of the
20:18mountain in a room. Wish you had one,
20:21huh?
20:23>> This way. What about the book?
20:25>> It can win. Someone needs our help.
20:28>> Yo, Finn, are you all right? Did you get
20:30brain damage?
20:31>> I'm fine. Keep going. WE HAVE TO HURRY.
20:36>> I got you.
20:38>> Thank you for saving us.
20:40>> Now we can destroy this old lady.
20:45>> What?
20:46>> Every time you say what, we'll destroy
20:48an old lady.
20:49>> What?
20:52Every time you say no, we'll destroy AN
20:53OLD LADY.
20:54>> NO,
20:55PLEASE. NO. Don't destroy you anymore.
20:58>> Old women. Every time you look sad,
21:01we'll destroy a big old woman.
21:03>> Well, ever since I got to
21:07>> Hey guys, every time he's a big wuss,
21:09let's destroy an old lady.
21:13>> HEY, BACK OFF YOU GNOMES. THAT KID JUST
21:15SAVED YOU GUYS. YOU SHOULD THANK HIM,
21:17NOT DESTROY old ladies. Do you even know
21:20WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? SAY THANK YOU.
21:24Say thank you.
21:29>> Get back in there.
21:33>> Hey Finn, you okay?
21:35>> No way, dude. Those old ladies are
21:37destroyed because of me. I'm not
21:39righteous. I'm wrong. Stupidious.
21:43Ah, don't let those gnomes and their
21:45illusions get you down. They're just
21:47gnomes and illusions.
21:49>> Illusions?
21:50>> Yeah, man. Think. What would regular old
21:52sweet ladies be doing wandering the
21:54hills of Mount Krador?
21:55>> Maybe they're lost.
21:57>> No way. This place is designed to mess
22:00you up, to mess with your head. None of
22:02this is real. It's all just trials to
22:04test your heroic attributes.
22:07>> H.
22:09>> Now, let's go get that book. Yeah,
22:11you're the smartest dog I know, man.
22:15>> Jake. Jake,
22:17>> you cannot pass.
22:19>> GET ME BACK, MY FRIEND.
22:21>> NO, IT'S OKAY, FINN. I CAN GET OUT.
22:24>> LET JAKE GO OR I'LL
22:26KICK YOUR FOOT.
22:31>> YEAH, JIGGLER, go nuts. Go nuts like
22:33there's bugs on your butts.
22:41Wa!
22:42>> Jiggler,
22:44>> what the heck? What's wrong with him?
22:46>> Uh, there's nothing wrong with him. We
22:48just got to plug up his holes.
22:51See, that worked. Ready to jiggle again,
22:53little guy?
22:55>> Oh, man.
22:57>> Quick, we got to plug those holes.
23:00>> JAY, HURRY.
23:02>> ALL I CAN FIND IS YOUR GLASS EYE
23:03COLLECTION.
23:04>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR EYE PATCH COLLECTION?
23:05>> OH, MAN. They're mint condition.
23:07>> Jake.
23:08>> All right, coming.
23:10Mama, mama. ONE MORE PATCH. FINISHED.
23:16He looks terrible, man. I know you don't
23:18want to hear this, but I think we should
23:20cut our losses and bring this fella back
23:22to where we found him.
23:23>> We can't just abandon him. Look at him,
23:25Jake. He needs us now more than ever. We
23:27just need to take better care of you
23:28from now on. Right, little guy?
23:32>> Jiggler.
23:36Oh,
23:37OKAY.
23:39>> OUR PET EXPLODED.
23:42>> Maybe we can scrape him up and
23:48holy moly. Don't worry, Jiggler. We'll
23:50fix you.
23:55>> Let's gather him up, Jake. He's all over
23:57the place. Even between the floorboards
24:00>> and the cupboards
24:01>> and the galosshes.
24:02>> No wonder. Where's his hiny?
24:06Found it. Clear you.
24:10>> Come on. Let's put him back together.
24:12>> Okay.
24:12>> Squeeze real hard. He's slipping.
24:14>> Got him.
24:18>> Well, at least he's all in one piece.
24:22Sheesh. You think he's dead?
24:24>> No way. I won't let you die, guy. Not
24:27this time.
24:33Man, stop it, man. What are you doing?
24:35>> I'm kissing him. What do you think? It's
24:37all I can think to do.
24:39>> Just put him down.
24:50He's kissing colors with his dying
24:52breath.
24:54>> I think he's trying to tell us
24:55something. Finn, this looks like it
24:57could be his mom.
25:02We took this child away from his mama,
25:03Jake. We're kidnappers and murderers. I
25:06just wanted to have fun and jiggle.
25:08>> Look, chill out, okay? We can fix this.
25:11Check it out. His mom looks like she's
25:13out by Stanley's house where we found
25:15the Jiggler. If we get him back to her,
25:17she'll be able to fix him up.
25:19>> Then there's no time to spare.
25:23Shh.
25:24>> Just hold on a little longer, buddy.
25:26>> DID YOU HEAR THAT, WHISTLEY? PURPULAR.
25:31It's the mama.
25:39>> Look, the little guy wants to go home.
25:41>> Well, this is it, buddy.
25:44>> Be well.
25:50>> Hey, stop that.
25:54I don't understand. That crazy mama
25:57almost killed him. He feels cold.
25:59>> What are we supposed to do now, man? We
26:01can't bring him home or he'll or he'll
26:04>> Dang it. Why doesn't she love him? I
26:07love him. You love him. IT'S NOT FAIR.
26:10>> WAIT. Mama's supposed to love baby.
26:14She's supposed to love baby.
26:16>> Huh?
26:19>> Oh, man.
26:20>> It's yours, idiot.
26:24>> Don't you recognize your own baby?
26:26I FIGURED IT OUT, DUDE. It's the juice.
26:29The jiggler needs to smell like it's
26:31mama's juice. That's how wild animals
26:33know what's going on. And this guy right
26:35here is all drained out. We got to toss
26:37it in the soup, brother.
26:38>> All right. Okay. I loved you, baby. I
26:41hope you know that.
26:44>> Words of your mother.
26:59A
27:01>> I'll never kidnap again.
27:04>> Hey, ICE KING. I BET YOU'LL NEVER KISS
27:06THE PRINCESS.
27:07>> I will kiss her. I will hold still.
27:12>> You just kiss Jake's butt.
27:14>> WHAT?
27:20>> The owl is yours, but the day shall be
27:22mine. Just like you, princess. Mine.
27:26>> What a patute. Thanks for saving the day
27:29yet again, boys.
27:31>> You're welcome, princess.
27:35>> I'm going to throw you to a party. Meet
27:37at the Candy Kingdom tonight.
27:43>> That paper crane for Princess Bubblegum.
27:45>> I just thought I'd bring her a gift in
27:46return for throwing us this party.
27:48>> I bet you wish you were my butt.
27:51>> What? I bet you wish you were my butt
27:53because then the princess, you know. No,
27:56wait. I bet you wish you were the ice
27:58king and the princess was my butt.
28:01>> What?
28:02>> H Oh, I bet you wish bubblegum would
28:05kiss you, too. Like the ice king and my
28:07butt.
28:08>> That's ridiculous.
28:16>> What's so funny?
28:18>> Hey everybody, Finn and Jake are here.
28:21Who's ready to party?
28:25>> What's everyone laughing at?
28:27>> Stand back, everyone. This style of
28:30massage is called best friend massage.
28:33>> Oh my gosh.
28:33>> Because it can only be done for friends.
28:36It is completely consensual.
28:38>> Oh, holy cow.
28:40>> Relax yourself now, lumpy space
28:42princess.
28:44>> I feel so trash.
28:46>> Who is that guy?
28:50Greetings, partygoers. Glad you could
28:52all make it.
28:53>> Princess Bubblegum.
28:56>> Princess, I just wanted to thank you for
28:59>> Oh my gosh, Pippy, you got to check out
29:01this super cute guy. You're going to
29:03love him.
29:04>> Uh, this is Oh my gosh, I don't even
29:07know your name.
29:08>> Ricardio. Ricardio at your service. I've
29:12been waiting all evening to meet you,
29:14princess.
29:18I've heard you appreciate ancient
29:20technology. Have you ever used a
29:21Belboplonic laser to align the
29:23hibernautilus rift in the Bubbitron
29:25plasmortial formation?
29:26>> Wa! No, I haven't.
29:29>> You want to continue this conversation
29:31on the dance floor?
29:32>> It would be my pleasure, princess.
29:35>> Why didn't the princess invite me to
29:36dance?
29:37>> If you want to dance, just go dance.
29:39>> But now she's dancing with him. I feel
29:43weird. Uh, it sounds like you're dealing
29:46with some new emotions you don't
29:47understand. Like jealousy.
29:51>> Look, man. Just go out there and get
29:53down.
29:54>> Pastoral layer is completely independent
29:56of the Babylons. Dip.
29:58>> Wow. That would mean that the Babylons
30:00would fluctuate with the piranha
30:02nanosphere.
30:03>> Correct.
30:05>> They're talking about science, man. I
30:07can't compete with that.
30:08>> Do the science dance. Remember it? It
30:10was sort of like this.
30:13You think that'll work?
30:14>> Yeah, probably. Do it, man. You're a
30:17pro.
30:18>> SCIENCE DANCE. Science dance.
30:20>> Proximity.
30:20>> Science dance. Hey. Hey, princess. You
30:23want to spend some time with me?
30:24>> Excuse me, princess. You must excuse me.
30:26>> Oh. Uh. All right, then. What the
30:29cabbage? I was learning about Xanoids.
30:31>> Oh, I'm into Xanoids. They're the best.
30:35>> Xanoids kill hundreds of thousands of
30:37planttoids a year.
30:38>> Oh, no. Not the planttoids. Plantoids
30:40produce meotoxin.
30:43>> Melotoxin kills Xanoids.
30:46>> So, are Xanoids good things?
30:48>> You're totally jealous of Ricardo.
30:50>> No, I'm not. I just don't LIKE THE WAY
30:52HE TALKS to you. It makes me feel weird.
30:54>> That's jealousy, hun.
30:55>> I'M NOT JEALOUS. I'M WEIRD.
30:58>> WOOF. MAN, this is going bad. HEY, FINN,
31:01YOU GOT TO COME HELP me slay these
31:02peanut monsters at the bar. I can't
31:04wait. Wow, man. What happened out there?
31:07>> I don't know. I was trying to warn her,
31:09but but she twisted my words around.
31:11>> Yeah, ladies are twisty, man.
31:13Bubblegum's super smart, too.
31:15>> I know. And I can't shake this weird
31:17feeling about Ricardio. I think he's a
31:20villain.
31:21>> Why is it because his face is so foldy
31:23and dramatic?
31:24>> No, I can just feel it in my gut. He's
31:27up to something sinister.
31:28>> Maybe what you feel is romantic rivalry.
31:31>> I'll prove he's a villain.
31:32>> How?
31:33>> Stake out.
31:44I found another bike and more computers.
31:47What do you got?
31:47>> I keep finding baby shoes.
31:51>> WHAT THE HECK, MAN? And they're all
31:52lefties. Sorry, I'm not finding any
31:55loot.
31:56>> Keep it together, Chubby, because I
31:57think we found enough scrap to finish
31:59building our gauntlet dock. A dock that
32:01is also a gauntlet. A building this
32:04gauntlet dock is hard, man. Hard work
32:07sucks.
32:08>> Don't be lazy, Jade.
32:10>> Huh?
32:11>> INCOMING ICEBERG.
32:13>> WHOA, THAT ONE'S HUGE.
32:14>> I GOT DIBS. I HOPE IT'S NOT BABY SHOES.
32:19>> It's a guy.
32:20>> Creepy. It's a bunch of guys.
32:22>> You know what they remind me of?
32:24Well-dressed pickles.
32:25>> Stand back, Jake. I'm going to melt them
32:27out of there. Full charge.
32:30>> Whoa. Don't roast them, man. You got to
32:34flow B.
32:38Ah, perfecto.
32:40Bone appetite.
32:41>> Hey, can you hear me? Hello.
32:45>> I don't think they made it.
32:46>> Hey, this one's got some kind of path.
32:50>> I remember
32:53business.
32:56>> Let go. LET GO. LET GO.
32:59We are businessmen.
33:02>> Oh, well, I'm Finn and he's Jake.
33:05>> What kind of business do you do? Been
33:07frozen so long. I
33:12>> can't remember. Can't remember.
33:17Looking for help your business. We love
33:19work for you.
33:20>> Nah. Avengers don't need any help.
33:22>> YES. HELP US FIX THAT DOCK.
33:25>> DO?
33:26>> YEAH. RIGHT OVER THERE. YES, this dock
33:29uh could be more efficient.
33:32>> No, wait,
33:34>> Jake. This dock is our fun pie. We
33:37should be the ones to bake it.
33:38>> BUT THEY'RE BEGGING FOR IT, FINN. Just
33:40look at them.
33:45>> Finn, these poor souls are lost without
33:47jobs. We can't ignore THEIR PLIGHT.
33:51>> COME ON, GUYS. FIX IT UP.
33:57WELL, they do seem really happy to do
34:00it.
34:00>> Of course, man. They said they'd love
34:02work for you.
34:06>> We finish.
34:07>> WA!
34:08>> Told you so.
34:09>> Come on. LET'S TRY IT OUT.
34:23>> WO! NO.
34:29>> YEAH.
34:30>> YEAH. WOO.
34:33>> SEE, if we hire them full time, THEY'LL
34:36BE BACK IN business and we'll be able TO
34:38FOCUS ON FUN STUFF. EVERYBODY WINS.
34:41>> Maybe you're right.
34:42>> YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS? MAYBE I'M RIGHT.
34:44>> REALLY? Job with adventurers?
34:49>> Yeah, man.
35:04Feels weird doing nothing.
35:05>> Relax, man. This is your day off.
35:08>> Somebody here.
35:10>> TROUBLE, DUDE. GET YOUR ASS. I'LL GET
35:11MINE. WHAT?
35:12>> Adventure pack ready for you.
35:15>> Hey, thanks, man.
35:18>> I have to say, Jake, my sword is totally
35:20shiny and stinking sharp. Uh-huh.
35:22>> Even my shoes feel different. Not only
35:25are they clean, I feel radder, faster,
35:27more adequate.
35:29>> Cool.
35:33>> Don't cry, hot dog, princess. Jake and I
35:35will send off these battle cubes.
35:43>> Stop you,
35:45>> man. I'm getting tired.
35:48>> Me, too. These cubes are freaking
35:51resilient. Hey, business dudes, hold off
35:54these cubes so we can catch our brat.
35:56>> Jake, they don't KNOW HOW TO FIGHT.
35:59>> WE'RE GOING TO DO IT.
36:04>> WATER. Orange slices. Help rehydrate.
36:10>> I thought you were behind us this whole
36:12time.
36:12>> No, I fell off your tail end. I was
36:15shouting your name.
36:16>> Oh, Honeypot. We probably couldn't hear
36:19you because of the cloud density.
36:21>> Jake, check out these power rings.
36:24>> Whoa, that's cool. You got 10 of them?
36:27>> Yeah, lady got some, too.
36:28>> Well, that's cool.
36:30>> Uh, you want one of mine? I'VE GOT SO
36:32MANY.
36:33>> YEAH, THANKS, MAN.
36:34>> OH, WAIT. I can't take them off. I guess
36:37they're cursed. Still pretty cool,
36:38though.
36:39>> Yeah, they're awesome.
36:43>> Whoa.
36:45All right, this time I'm going to
36:46destroy you, Randicorn.
36:48>> Okay, that sounds nice.
36:50>> Oh, I got the sword.
36:51>> Hey, lady, do you want to go play music
36:53together or something?
36:55>> Oh. Oh. Uh, I I would, but I'm in the
36:58middle of this game.
36:59>> Oh, hey, Finn. After this next game, do
37:02you want to go adventuring with me?
37:03>> Lady and I are going to a party in the
37:04Cloud Kingdom tonight. You should go to
37:06that with us.
37:16Jake, stop signing. You're messing up my
37:18game.
37:19>> Jake, what's going on with you?
37:22>> Nothing.
37:24>> A dang it, man. Lady, you're too good at
37:26this. HEY, IT'S TIME TO PARTY WITH
37:28CLOUDS. JAKE, you coming?
37:30>> No,
37:31>> dude. I thought you wanted to spend more
37:32time with me and Lady together.
37:34>> I do.
37:34>> Then come on.
37:35>> No, you go ahead and you have fun with
37:38my girlfriend.
37:39>> Uh
37:42We're going to head to the party, but
37:43you should meet us there and stop acting
37:45weird.
37:54>> They should be back by now.
37:58>> Hey, man.
37:59>> Hello, Cloud Kingdom.
38:01>> Uh, yes. Hello. Um, I'm looking for Finn
38:05the human and Lady Rainicorn.
38:08>> Hello. Can you hear me? Hello.
38:10>> Yeah, they left a while ago.
38:12>> A while ago.
38:16>> What the?
38:21>> Yeah. Now make that orange and make that
38:24purple.
38:26>> Wow, lady. Hanging out with you is the
38:28best.
38:29>> I like you too, Finn.
38:30>> No,
38:35my girlfriend in THE ARMS OF MY BEST
38:38PAL. WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT that game,
38:40sweet cheeks. Let's see. Doug, Todd,
38:42Jerry, Dennis, Reggie, Peter, George,
38:44Larry, Luke, David Benton, Mike R, Mike
38:46H, Mike A, Gareth Jennings, Mr.
38:48International, Mr. Outrageous, Captain
38:49Majesty, The Flying Lettuce Brothers,
38:51Pete the Punk,
38:53Tiffany. Perfect.
39:01Man, I wish Jake was here having fun
39:03with us. Hey, where's that music coming
39:06from?
39:06>> Yeah. Yeah, louder.
39:12Jake, what are you doing?
39:14>> Oh, hey guys. I'm just sharing a tender
39:17moment with my beautiful friend Tiffany.
39:20>> Stop. You're making Lady jealous.
39:22>> Well, I'm trying to make YOU BOTH
39:24JEALOUS.
39:25>> WHY WOULD I be jealous of Tiffany?
39:27>> Because Tiffany's a boy.
39:32>> Jake's my best friend now forever.
39:41HOME RECORDER.
39:44>> JAKE, what's going on with you?
39:48>> I guess I'm jealous of how much you and
39:50Finn like each other.
39:51>> I'm hanging out with Finn because you
39:53wanted us to get to know each other
39:54better.
39:55>> I know.
39:57>> Get out of my life, Tiffany, AND NEVER
39:59COME BACK.
40:00>> NO. Jake will be mine.
40:02>> I'm sorry. I'm an idiot, baby. Forgive
40:04me.
40:04>> Oh, sweet potato. I love you because
40:07you're an idiot. You make me feel like a
40:09genius.
40:12>> You make me feel like I'm hugging an old
40:13man. It's time to get rid of this piece
40:15of crud.
40:18>> Oh, you get that to
40:19>> Yeah, way better.
40:21>> Beat it, Tiffany. Go on. Get
40:23>> You'll never defeat me. I will be Jake's
40:27best friend.
40:29>> I'm sorry I was an idiot. You forgive
40:31me?
40:32>> Shut up, man. I don't want to hear that
40:33stuff. Let me get in there. Let's never
40:36be stupid again.
40:37>> Wait, let's always be stupid forever.
40:42>> Maybe you can solve everyone's problems
40:45like a cherub with his bottom out.
40:48>> Okay, cool. Hey, I'm going to go tell
40:49the mountain.
40:50>> All right, I'm going to
40:53I'm going to stay here this time.
40:57>> So, everything's fine this time, right?
40:59>> Yes. Thank you, Finn.
41:01>> So, the mountain is totally fine with
41:03everybody petting. I feel great.
41:05>> Right on, man. The Marauders are going
41:07crazy over the petting. They're petting
41:09each other raw. Check them out.
41:12That's okay. That's Yeah, that's funny.
41:16>> They look kind of rashy.
41:18>> Hey, Ben. Hey, man. As you can see, the
41:21petting got sort of out of hand. OH,
41:24STOP THAT. WE ARE DONE WITH THAT. WE'RE
41:27GOING BACK TO ROUGHOUSING.
41:28>> NO, WAIT, FELLAS. The mountain doesn't
41:30like roughousing. Well, WE DON'T LIKE
41:32NOT ROUGHOUSING. YOU see the problem
41:35here?
41:35>> Well, what if what if we rotate the
41:38entire mountain 180° around so the
41:41mountain's facing the other direction?
41:43That way, you guys can keep roughousing
41:45and the mountain doesn't have to WATCH
41:46IT.
41:47>> SOUNDS FINE WITH ME.
41:48>> WHAT DO YOU SAY, MOUNTAIN?
41:50>> THAT'S OKAY. Only if you guys promise to
41:52stay healthy and not rough house after
41:55you rotate me.
41:56>> That mountain can talk. Just promise him
41:58anything. He's out of his gourd. Uh,
42:01YEAH. WE'LL STAY HEALTHY.
42:04>> Thank goodness. All right, kids. Spin me
42:07the math around.
42:08>> Now I just need to set up some sort of
42:10poly system.
42:11>> No. Over here. Don't turn around. If you
42:16do, they'll miss looking at his
42:18beautiful back. It's gorgeous.
42:20>> Huh? What? Really?
42:24>> What? Uh, but okay. Um, maybe what we
42:28can do is
42:29>> Excuse me. Huh? We need your help.
42:31There's no music playing and we
42:33desperately want to dance. Oh. Uh, hold
42:35on just a second you guys. I'll uh I'll
42:37help you out in 1 minute. OKAY.
42:39>> HEY, PIPE DOWN OVER THERE. I WANT SOME
42:42PEACE AND QUIET.
42:43>> UH, LET ME JUST UH
42:44>> I need to be pollinated. Huh? Pollinated
42:48all over to make my babies.
42:50>> Everybody, please. ONE PROBLEM AT A
42:52TIME.
42:53>> MY BUTT'S ITCHY, but I can't scratch it.
42:56>> This water's too cold.
42:58Please get the flag away from our mommy.
43:01That guy stole a triangle.
43:03>> They swipe my plum.
43:05>> WE WANT
43:10>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
43:12>> Everybody wants different things and
43:14some of them want stuff that's exactly
43:15the thing the others don't want.
43:17>> Whoa, dude. Hold on. So, this guy wants
43:19this and that guy wants that. But man,
43:22what do you want?
43:24>> What do you want?
43:28What do you want, baby? Why are you
43:30crying,
43:32>> Margaret? This baby won't tell me what's
43:33wrong with it. And it's stuck to a leaf,
43:35and it stinks.
43:36>> Give it here, Joshua. This baby just
43:37needs some love and kisses to be happy.
43:41There. See? Now it's happy.
43:43>> You just kissed a boom boom baby. So,
43:45don't expect any more sugar from me,
43:46sweetheart, until we wash your dirty,
43:48dirty face.
43:53Jake, what I want is to help anyone in
43:56need so everyone is happy.
43:59>> Wow, that's pretty corny, man. But let's
44:01do it, dude. Woohoo!
44:04>> READY OVER THERE, MUSHROOM GANG?
44:06>> READY, FINN?
44:07>> READY, DRAGON?
44:08>> YES, SIR.
44:09>> READY, MOUNTAIN MAN?
44:11>> I'm ready.
44:12>> GO.
44:20I CAN'T HEAR A THING.
44:23>> YAHOO! YEAH!
44:30>> OW! Here they come.
44:44>> NOT NAKED.
44:46HEY, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. Is anyone
44:49roughousy?
44:50>> No. Radical.
44:51>> And I can still see this. Gorge is back.
44:55>> Thank you, Finn. You really helped
44:58everybody.
45:01>> Stop. I've got a problem.
45:03>> Well, what's the matter?
45:04>> This dolphin fell in love with me.
45:08>> That's the opposite of a problem.
45:11Adventure time.
45:14Hey kid, you want some magic powers?
45:18Magic powers for absolutely free?
45:20>> Heck yeah.
45:21>> Wait, let's not be too rash. Just look
45:24at this guy. Check out the sunken
45:26lifeless eyes. The foul stench of decay.
45:30You know what that means?
45:32>> Means he's evil, I guess.
45:33>> Well, evil, sure, but mostly he's
45:35unattractive. And unattractive people
45:38are desperate. You should haggle with
45:39them.
45:40>> HEY, I WANT MORE THAN JUST FREE POWERS.
45:42WHAT ELSE you got? All right. Free
45:45magical powers and
45:48and this keychain.
45:49>> Oh. Oh. Oh.
45:50>> They're cool, Finn.
45:52>> Right. I begrudgingly accept your offer.
45:54>> Yes. Then the deal is struck.
45:59You can pick up your powers right
46:01through that door.
46:03This way.
46:13This place looks magical. You think this
46:15is where we get the powers?
46:17>> Yes, I do. Free powers for all. Want
46:21some?
46:22>> Yeah. Are you the guy handing them out?
46:24>> You seek Bufo, the wizard.
46:27>> So, where is that guy?
46:28>> He is here, of course.
46:30>> Uh,
46:31>> he's here, but he's not you. That's
46:33right. We should beat him up until he
46:35starts making sense.
46:39We are buffo. Oh,
46:43so you wish to be inducted into the
46:46ancient order.
46:47>> Dang it, Leonard. If we don't talk at
46:49the same time, nobody can understand us.
46:51>> Sorry.
46:53So, you want free wizard powers? Powers
46:58like peace.
47:00>> Yeah.
47:01>> We want them. Give us the stuff. Yes, we
47:03do. Can't wait.
47:06Follow
47:09>> behold the grand hall of wizardry.
47:13This is where young potentials train to
47:15become ultimate wizards. But most are
47:18not ready for the responsibility that
47:20comes with it.
47:21>> I'm responsible, dude.
47:22>> So am I.
47:23>> That's a lie.
47:24>> It is a lie. And I take full
47:25responsibility for it.
47:27>> Yes. Yes. Very responsible. Now I bestow
47:31upon you these wizard cloaks.
47:35>> Wa!
47:37>> Hey, this is a dress.
47:39>> Yeah, and I am into it. It's like
47:41gossamer.
47:45>> This way I won't be embarrassed.
47:46>> Fine. Fine. Now, for every power that
47:49you acrewue, you shall receive a star
47:52badge like these. This final star be
47:55tokens the rank of ultimate wizard.
48:00Mark me, Jake. I shall have that final
48:02star. Where do we start?
48:04>> Level one, dustmancy.
48:07>> Yeah, dustmancy. Whatever that is. Give
48:09me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
48:10>> To receive this power, you must first
48:14eat these brooms.
48:18>> All right. Wait. This is gross. Man, I
48:22can't eat this.
48:23>> Yeah, you can do what I do.
48:31Oops. There we go.
48:34>> Whoa. You got a star.
48:37>> Observe my magics.
48:38>> Wait, Jake. Don't use them until I
48:40finish my broom.
48:44Last bite.
48:48>> Dude, you got your star, TOO.
48:50>> WE'RE DUST EMANCERS.
48:54Nothing happens. This is a total ripoff.
48:56Buffo, YOU TRICKED US. STUPID POWER
48:59DOESN'T EVEN WORK.
49:00>> Calm yourself, boy. You are acting
49:02hysterical. Do you not see that you are
49:05using dustmancy?
49:07Behold,
49:08>> I'm doing this. So, I have
49:12>> Yes. Mastery over all dust moes. You can
49:16also read their emotions. For instance,
49:19this moat is very unhappy in his
49:21marriage.
49:22>> That's sort of cool. Sort of cool. THIS
49:25IS RADICAL.
49:26>> WOO! YEAH. FORCE THAT ENTHUSIASM.
49:29>> Are you ready for more magic? We get
49:32more.
49:33>> So much more. Like level two. The power
49:36of shadow. Siri. You can't see through
49:40those, right?
49:40>> Nope. Not at all.
49:43>> And as it waited through the carnage it
49:45had wrought, the vampire SMASHED THEIR
49:49SKULLS JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.
49:51>> No way. Yes way it did. And also the
49:55vampire hunched over its victims and
49:57breathed their vaporized blood mist.
50:03>> Is this stuff you're saying true or are
50:05you just trying to mess me up? You have
50:07to be honest.
50:08>> Oh, it's true, man. I heard it through a
50:10reliable source.
50:11>> Reliable rats.
50:13>> Yeah. Some say it haunted this very
50:17tree.
50:17>> This tree.
50:18>> Good night,
50:20>> Jake.
50:23You're full of it, Jake.
50:39>> No worms on the bed.
50:44Huh?
50:49HUH?
50:53JAKE. JAKE. I saw someone outside the
50:56window. It must be the vampire. And I
50:58think we're unprepared. SO I
50:59>> RELAX, BUDDY. I made that story up. I
51:02was just trying to scare you.
51:03>> But you said you heard it from a
51:05reliable source.
51:07>> I made that up, too. I was trying to
51:09scare you and it worked.
51:16>> No one's outside.
51:18>> It was just the wind. Scaredy-cat.
51:21>> I wasn't scared. I was singing. I was
51:23singing my scream song.
51:27>> You're a total wuss, MAN.
51:33>> Hey guys, what's up? I'm Marceline, the
51:37vampire queen.
51:38>> Are you going to smash my skull and
51:40breathe my blood miss?
51:41>> Don't suck our blood.
51:44>> Calm down, weenies. I'm not going to do
51:45that.
51:47So, you don't suck blood?
51:49>> Sometimes I do, but it's not the blood
51:51that I like. It's the color. I eat
51:53shades of red.
51:54>> Callie,
52:02wow, I'm exhausted. I've been traveling
52:05all over the land of Oo, and I've seen
52:07some stuff that would really make you
52:09say like what?
52:10>> Like what?
52:11>> I found a school of goldfish beasts.
52:14Yeah.
52:16And I fooled around in the Fire Kingdom.
52:23>> Oh, and check these out.
52:25>> Nuts.
52:26>> Oh, these aren't just ordinary nuts.
52:37>> You're wonderful.
52:38>> Yeah. Uh, thank you for not sucking our
52:40blood.
52:41>> You guys seem cool, too. But as you can
52:44imagine, I'm really tired. So, you two
52:47should probably get going.
52:49>> What?
52:50>> Look,
52:52M for Marceline.
52:54>> Oh, man.
52:55>> I carved it in this tree years ago. Long
52:57before you two rascals started squatting
53:00here.
53:02>> But seriously, guys, thanks for keeping
53:04the place warm for me. Like, really
53:06great. Thanks.
53:08>> Good night.
53:10>> Come on, Finn. Let's get out of here.
53:11She can't kick us out of our house.
53:13>> No. FINN, WAIT.
53:14>> GET DOWN HERE, LADY. AND FIGHT ME.
53:17>> SHE'S A VAMPIRE, DUDE.
53:20>> WHAT?
53:26>> I'm going to kill her.
53:27>> Dude, if half the stories I've heard
53:29andor made up are true, vampires will
53:32kill you. There's no question.
53:36>> But what about our home?
53:38>> A vampire took it. A we should go house
53:41hunting. Bag us a new house.
53:43>> But I like our home.
53:44>> Finn, house hunting IS WILD. YOU GOT TO
53:48TRY IT.
53:49>> REALLY?
53:49>> YEAH, MAN. It is so nuts.
53:52>> You always know what to say.
53:54>> Blobly blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
53:56blah blah.
53:56>> Okay, I'm convinced. Let's roll.
53:59>> Sweet. Things are going to start going
54:01our way.
54:04Hey, look. See?
54:07Whoa.
54:11You ready to pass through, Penny?
54:13>> I'm too afraid. Is it okay if I wait out
54:15here?
54:16>> Sure.
54:16>> Come on, let's go, Jake.
54:19>> Coming.
54:21>> Jake, where did you get those boots?
54:24>> Huh? What? What boots? Oh no, I stole
54:29THE CITY. IT TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME. AH,
54:33>> JAKE, YOU'RE a thief now. You won't be
54:35able to get in anymore.
54:36>> Yes, I can.
54:38Oh,
54:41>> it's up to me now.
54:42>> Legend says you'll find loot in the King
54:45of Thieves chest. Good luck, Finn. Oh,
54:48yeah. And that high window is the only
54:49entrance.
54:51>> All right. Wish me luck.
54:52>> She already did, man.
54:54>> Oh, yeah. Right.
55:00>> Yeah, Ben.
55:03>> Great. Now I got to climb down.
55:13IT'S the king of thieves. Uh, sorry to
55:16trespass. I just Uh, hello. The chest.
55:22It's in his chest.
55:26Thanks.
55:28>> You see, if you have too much ear wax,
55:30you won't be able to hear anymore.
55:32>> I got it, guys. The test. Give me that.
55:34Huh?
55:36Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, kid.
55:44>> What is your basket under all that gold?
55:46>> Of course it's not. I set you up to
55:48steal this chest of gold. I couldn't get
55:51past the barrier cuz I'm a thief.
55:53>> But you're just a cute little girl
55:55>> and I'm a thief.
55:56>> Well, if this isn't yours, I'm going to
55:58return it right now.
56:02>> Huh?
56:07Why can't I?
56:08>> You stole something in the city. Now
56:10you're a thief.
56:11>> No. No.
56:14What have I done? What have I become?
56:16>> You've become a thief, stupid.
56:21>> My hands, they're all dirty, covered in
56:23the dust of a criminal act. I'm a thief.
56:30>> Oh, what did I tell you, boy? This city
56:33will get you no matter how pure you
56:35think you are.
56:39I was right.
56:40>> Hey, THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU. HAG.
56:42>> HEY,
56:44>> FINN.
56:45>> Don't touch me. I'm impure man. Unfit to
56:48be a hero. Unfit to be your friend.
56:50>> Come on, Finn. Keep it together.
56:52>> No, Jake. This is a one-way path down a
56:55jacked up road, and I got to walk it
56:58alone.
56:59>> I'm not going to leave you alone in this
57:01city. You're my buddy. Besides, I stole
57:04these boots. These super babe style
57:06boots. So, I'm just as dirty as you are,
57:09Finn. We got to walk this filthy path
57:11together.
57:12>> Then, we shall embrace the darkness of
57:14this wicked city and use the methods of
57:17the criminal to seek vengeance on Penny.
57:19>> Cow bunga.
57:22>> Cowabunga indeed.
57:38M. Yes. Yeah.
57:43What is someone there?
57:46>> Penny. Huh? It's me, Penny, the hero
57:50whose purity you stole. And I'm here to
57:53enact my revenge upon you.
57:57Hi, Penny.
57:58>> Finn, please don't punch my lights out.
58:00I'm just a poor homeless baby girl.
58:02>> I trusted you, Penny. You made me steal
58:05and you took my purity. You ruined me.
58:09You may have soiled my purity, but I
58:11think you can still come out clean. COME
58:14ON, JAKE.
58:16>> NO. NO.
58:21>> Nice work, dude.
58:22>> She's purified. I feel clean, like all
58:25the filth of the city and wrongdoings
58:27are gone. Thank you, FNJ. I haven't felt
58:30like this since I was young.
58:31>> You're welcome.
58:32>> Wa! Dude,
58:34>> the soap got on us, too.
58:36>> We're clean. Yes,
58:46>> dude. How long are we going to follow
58:48this frog?
58:48>> I just want to see him put on that
58:50crown.
58:53Wow.
58:54>> Wow. It looks cool in there.
58:56>> Too bad we don't have the key to this.
58:58>> What are you talking about? I got two
59:00keys right here.
59:05>> Wow. Look at this place.
59:09>> Jake, are these donuts?
59:11>> They look like donuts,
59:12>> but maybe they're poisonous donuts.
59:15Yeah. Stupid, Jake. Suck up those
59:17toxins.
59:21Wait a second. I don't know what poison
59:23smells like.
59:24>> Hey,
59:28what gives? You ate ONE OF MY DONUTS.
59:30>> NO, I didn't. I just SNIFFED IT.
59:34>> YOU'RE LYING. The stink of magic dog
59:36lips is everywhere. Holy slug lady. Calm
59:39down.
59:40>> Listen, Mrs. Witch.
59:41>> I never married.
59:42>> Well, I never ate your donuts.
59:44>> You You're eating one right now.
59:47>> I'm not. Whoa. Huh, that's weird. I
59:50don't even remember grabbing this. My
59:52subconscious must be hungry, huh?
59:55Whatever.
59:58>> MAGIC IS NO MORE.
1:00:00>> UH-OH.
1:00:02>> DUDE, are you okay?
1:00:04>> Yeah, I think so. Just a little chilly.
1:00:06Whoa.
1:00:09>> What did she do to you? I stripped him
1:00:12of his magical powers for stealing one
1:00:14of your billions of donuts? Yeah, it's
1:00:16not like I killed your husband or
1:00:18something.
1:00:18>> I am not married.
1:00:20>> The point is you overreacted.
1:00:22>> And what gives? I used to have like
1:00:24eight more of these things.
1:00:25>> The only way I'll give back your powers
1:00:28is if you admit your error and say
1:00:29YOU'RE SORRY AND MADE IT cuz I can tell
1:00:32the difference.
1:00:33>> Well, you can forget it because you're
1:00:35the one who's wrong, right?
1:00:37>> Total support, dude.
1:00:40>> Go back at us from whence you came at
1:00:43us.
1:00:43>> A Now you're just making these up.
1:00:46Are you all right? My my donut pies.
1:00:49Wait a second. YOU'RE A BAGEL. LIARS.
1:00:53>> LIARS EVERYWHERE.
1:00:57>> There's got to be a way to get your
1:00:58powers back. Where'd they come from
1:01:00anyway? Were you born with them or did
1:01:03you HAVE A FREAK INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT?
1:01:05HUH? That takes me back. Let me just
1:01:08remember.
1:01:10>> I see a memory when I was just a
1:01:13pupster. I'm rolling around in a mud
1:01:15puddle and I'm just loving it.
1:01:19Oh no.
1:01:24Remembering is hard work.
1:01:25>> What happened next?
1:01:26>> Oh um I went into the mud and I guess I
1:01:30became a magic dog.
1:01:32>> Okay, then our course is clear. We'll
1:01:34roll you in every mud puddle in until we
1:01:36find the one that'll restore your
1:01:38powers.
1:01:39>> That's nuts, man. You got any idea of
1:01:41how many mud puddles are in the land of
1:01:43Oo? Like four, maybe even five.
1:01:46>> Jake, come on. We've always been lucky,
1:01:48buddy. Maybe the first mud puddle we
1:01:50find will be the right one.
1:01:51>> Nonsense. But I like it.
1:01:53>> Then away.
1:01:55>> Yeah, let's do it.
1:01:57>> Oh my gosh.
1:01:59>> I forgot that I don't have magic powers
1:02:01anymore. How do we search for the mud
1:02:03without my powers?
1:02:04>> We run. Run like energetic little boys.
1:02:09>> This whole time, I thought running was
1:02:11some sort of leg magic.
1:02:16Look at me. I'm running.
1:02:22Oh no.
1:02:25Running is evil.
1:02:28>> Come on, lazy bones.
1:02:30>> It's too hard.
1:02:30>> I guess you could ride on my backpack.
1:02:34>> I can't reach.
1:02:36You good, Finn?
1:02:38>> You're strangling me a little is all.
1:02:41Look there. Across the river OF JUNK,
1:02:43THERE'S AN IDEAL MUD PUDDLE.
1:02:45>> I'LL STRETCH INTO A BOAT.
1:02:48>> Starting to really miss that old magic
1:02:50of mine.
1:02:50>> We can swim this river easy.
1:02:54Come on, Jake.
1:02:56>> Man, that looks exhausting. You're
1:02:58right, Jake. IT IS EXHAUSTING. WHAT ARE
1:03:01YOU?
1:03:02>> I'm your subconscious.
1:03:04Okay, what are you doing here? I'm here
1:03:06to tell you that what you're feeling
1:03:07deep down inside is true. It is way too
1:03:10hard to swim across the river. It's
1:03:11easier to wear a hat here.
1:03:15>> It's a lightning shaped door and we're
1:03:17going to smash right into it. Hold on,
1:03:18Nept. I got a plan.
1:03:23>> That was a great plan.
1:03:24>> Nah, that wasn't my plan. We got lucky.
1:03:27>> Are those my tickets to the gun show
1:03:28creator?
1:03:29>> Mhm. You're going to be fully functional
1:03:31just like I promised.
1:03:34>> Why am I to pay? Oh, I am. Why can't you
1:03:39ever be a princess? ISIPEDE ATTACK.
1:03:43ISIPEDE. NO.
1:03:44>> LET'S GRAB SOME LIGHTNING AND GET out of
1:03:46here.
1:03:49Finish him off, my semi- loyal pet.
1:03:54>> An innocent bystander.
1:03:56NEPZER. NO.
1:04:01NO.
1:04:03OH, YEAH. That's what we wanted to
1:04:04happen.
1:04:05>> NEPZER IS FULLY FUNCTIONAL.
1:04:09NEPT. YEAH.
1:04:11>> CRUSH HIM. Crush him LIKE YOU CRUSHED
1:04:13ME.
1:04:14>> Creator
1:04:15>> Ner. The pies. Pies.
1:04:18>> All right.
1:04:22>> Come on. What was in those pies?
1:04:25>> Just poison berries and also poison.
1:04:30>> Nectar is acting different.
1:04:32>> QUICK FAN JUMP.
1:04:37YOU guys got me.
1:04:41>> Something about that robot I tried to
1:04:43kill fills me with deep longing.
1:04:47>> Thanks, guys. YOUR BLOOD OATH IS
1:04:48FULFILLED.
1:04:50>> TO THEOSPHERE.
1:04:52>> FINALLY, WE CAN DIE.
1:04:54>> I'm troubled, creator. Troubled by a
1:04:56sudden urge to collect princesses.
1:04:59>> Yep, sir. That's a heavy, unsettling
1:05:01thing to say. But pull yourself
1:05:02together. We're about to prank Jake.
1:05:04>> Uh-huh. Sure. One, TWO, THREE. RUN
1:05:09AFTER. OH.
1:05:13>> OH, MAN. I've come to take my son.
1:05:17>> Your son.
1:05:18>> Come to Poppy's son. I won't attack you
1:05:20unless provoked.
1:05:22>> He's not your son. If anything, he's my
1:05:24son.
1:05:25>> It was my power that activated his full
1:05:27potential.
1:05:29>> Ooh. When you were struck with my
1:05:32lightning, you also became infused with
1:05:34my private particles.
1:05:36>> He wants TO BE WITH ME, FINN.
1:05:38>> No way. Nectar wants to help me prank
1:05:40Jake.
1:05:40>> I am torn. I am processing a love for
1:05:43both princesses and pranking.
1:05:45>> Don't worry, son. I'll show you the life
1:05:47you deserve.
1:05:49>> No, NEPT.
1:05:55>> YES. Now that we've entered my
1:05:57imagination zone, allow me to tantalize
1:06:00you with this
1:06:02princesses. As my son, you will carry on
1:06:06the tradition of capturing ladies.
1:06:08>> Tell me more, Poppy.
1:06:10>> No, Nepzer.
1:06:11>> I want a son who can do better than I.
1:06:13One who can succeed where I have failed.
1:06:17You can mate with robot princesses.
1:06:19>> Can I still prank with Finn after?
1:06:21>> No. I'll show you what will happen if
1:06:24you hang OUT WITH FINN.
1:06:28YEAH, PUTIN ON NECTAR TO the max.
1:06:32>> Yeah, I love Finn's pranks.
1:06:34>> NO,
1:06:37>> I'm through playing around, son. Who do
1:06:39you choose?
1:06:41>> Come on, Nept. Choose me, buddy. Choose
1:06:43pranks.
1:06:44>> I uh I choose
1:06:49Ice King.
1:06:50>> What? You've got to be flipping kidding
1:06:52me.
1:06:53>> He made his choice. Get over it,
1:06:54crybaby.
1:06:55>> I'm not finished. I choose Ice King to
1:06:58prank hardcore.
1:07:00>> What?
1:07:02>> I faked.
1:07:04>> I birthed you and I can unbirth you.
1:07:07>> NEVER.
1:07:09>> Sleep well, Poppy. In your imagination
1:07:11zone full of beautiful princesses.
1:07:14>> You want to prank Jake?
1:07:15>> It's why I was created.
1:07:17>> Okay, let's go.
1:07:21>> Jake, wake up. I hate you.
1:07:33>> Sun is going down. Shall we capture
1:07:35princesses now, Poppy?
1:07:37>> No, let's just stay here a little
1:07:39longer, son.
1:07:40>> I love you forever, Poppy.
1:07:47>> Look, Finn, it's not that I don't want
1:07:49to help you. I just don't want to get
1:07:51beat up anymore. I mean, this is my
1:07:53bread and butter. I can't have you
1:07:55messing up my bread and butter, dude.
1:07:57>> You have to help me. I can't do this
1:07:59without you.
1:07:59>> Okay, fine. But only if you swear not to
1:08:02hit me anymore.
1:08:03>> I swear I won't hit you anymore.
1:08:04>> And also swear to only speak in rhymes.
1:08:07Speaking rhymes all the times.
1:08:09>> I swear. And pigs have hair.
1:08:12>> Yes. Perfect. And since you want more,
1:08:15it's time for step four.
1:08:17>> What? I thought you said it was a
1:08:18three-step plan. Man,
1:08:20>> I'm not that good at counting. Come on,
1:08:23let's go kick your fear of the ocean
1:08:25where the sun don't shine in the sea.
1:08:27Cucumber.
1:08:35Check it, dude. 100% awesome, too.
1:08:39>> Yeah, it's pretty math. You psychopath.
1:08:42>> You know, it looks way more math if you
1:08:43open up your eyes.
1:08:46Wa!
1:08:48>> See, man, the ocean is beautiful.
1:08:51There's no reason to be afraid of things
1:08:52that are beautiful.
1:08:53>> Hey, this isn't that bad. I'm actually
1:08:55glad.
1:08:56>> Hey, look. A black abyss. Let's go check
1:08:58it out. Sauerkraut.
1:09:02>> No, Jake. Turn around. Turn around.
1:09:08>> Saying turn around twice doesn't count
1:09:10as a rhyme, dude.
1:09:11>> Hey, YOU SWORE MY BREAD. NO, DUDE.
1:09:15DON'T.
1:09:22>> Don't worry, dude. Everything's cool.
1:09:24This is the perfect segue into level
1:09:26five. Here, put this on.
1:09:30>> Just make sure you don't pull the
1:09:31emergency tab. NO, DUDE. I SAID DON'T.
1:09:39JAKE. JAKE.
1:09:46JAKE,
1:09:49PATHETIC.
1:09:50You can't even overcome your fear now
1:09:52that your friend is about to die. Your
1:09:55unh heroic body will never let you save
1:09:59Jay.
1:10:01>> You're right.
1:10:02>> But really, you think I'm right? Well,
1:10:05that's that's great.
1:10:07>> If my body won't let me rescue my best
1:10:09friend, then there's only one thing left
1:10:11to do.
1:10:13No, wait. No,
1:10:37>> JAKE. JAKE, WAKE UP.
1:10:40>> You okay, dude?
1:10:41>> Yeah, man. Wait, Finn. You did it. You
1:10:44conquered your fear.
1:10:46>> What?
1:10:46>> YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF the ocean.
1:10:51>> Maybe we should celebrate our land.
1:11:02>> I'm proud of you, man. You did it.
1:11:04>> Thanks, dude.
1:11:05>> You nothing to be proud of, boy. You
1:11:09will never get over your fear of the
1:11:11ocean.
1:11:12>> Wa! Dude, what's with your belly button?
1:11:14>> What the flip, man? I just swam to the
1:11:16bottom.
1:11:17>> No, you didn't, cheater. You just sank
1:11:19to the bottom. You will never be a great
1:11:22hero.
1:11:24>> He's right. I'll never be a hero.
1:11:31>> Finn, you are wrong. The mug of a great
1:11:34hero is his flaw.
1:11:37You know nothing, WISE MEN.
1:11:39>> SILENCE, FEAR FEASTER. WE KNOW A LOT.
1:11:43>> WAIT, WHY DID YOU WAIT so long to tell
1:11:45me?
1:11:45>> Because the limo driver's flaw is being
1:11:48late.
1:11:49>> Sorry.
1:11:54>> Farewell, Finn. You truly are the
1:11:57greatest hero of
1:12:01>> It's time for YOU TO GO AWAY, FEAR
1:12:03FEASTER. What am I supposed to live in
1:12:05your tummy for the rest of my life?
1:12:07>> Everybody has a flaw and it looks like
1:12:09yours is smelling like my nasty guts.
1:12:12>> Wonderful.
1:12:16>> Marriage is the most beautiful thing in
1:12:18the world.
1:12:19>> Uh yeah, I I never uh I guess it is.
1:12:24Jake, this is bad news, man. We got to
1:12:27go tell him that he can't eat his wife.
1:12:29>> Let's cross that bridge when we get to
1:12:30it. Look how happy he is. THE WEDDING
1:12:33BACK ON 100%.
1:12:38>> All that's left is the lousy wedding.
1:12:40>> I'm ready for the wedding.
1:12:51>> You know, even though the Ice King is a
1:12:53wad, I'm pretty happy for him.
1:12:55>> Uh-huh. This wedding looks lame, man. Be
1:12:59prepared to be bored out of your mind.
1:13:02>> Finn, Jake, you made it. Come on up
1:13:05here. I'm almost finished tying up my
1:13:07bride. Weird. And your bride is into
1:13:09that?
1:13:10>> This is a traditional wedding ritual for
1:13:12good luck in the Ice Kingdom. You see,
1:13:15she'll be hoisted up and then lowered
1:13:17down. And when she touches my beard from
1:13:20above, she will be my queen.
1:13:24Well, cool, man. I'm glad y'all are
1:13:27happy being crazy together.
1:13:29>> Thank you. Excuse me as we finish
1:13:31preparing for the nuptials. 2 48 16 20
1:13:3632 Yes. 32 64 100
1:13:41>> Huh? Her eyes are huge. I'm going to go
1:13:44check them out. Stop scratching your
1:13:45ear, man. It's gross.
1:13:47>> It wasn't me. It was my foot, dude.
1:13:49>> Wa! You've got ridiculously large eyes,
1:13:52princess. Are you allergic to something?
1:13:54>> No, Finn. I was just born like this. Why
1:13:56are you crying?
1:13:57>> I'm not crying, Finn. My tear sack is
1:14:00broken.
1:14:01>> HELP ME.
1:14:02>> WHAT? I didn't say anything.
1:14:04>> The ice king CURSED ME. YOU'VE GOT TO
1:14:07SET ME FREE. I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN
1:14:09MARRY THE ICE KING.
1:14:11>> He tricked me and I was happy FOR THAT
1:14:14SON OF A TOOT.
1:14:15>> Look at her ring.
1:14:16>> She fell in love with me the moment I
1:14:18slipped on her engagement ring.
1:14:20>> That's what cursed her. Don't worry,
1:14:21princess. I'll remove this ring and save
1:14:23your life. NO, SHE'S MY LOVE BONE.
1:14:27>> NO, MAN. You cursed her. She hates you.
1:14:30>> Okay, that's your opinion.
1:14:32>> Wait a minute.
1:14:34So, you knew she was cursed all along,
1:14:37which means you knew she wasn't trying
1:14:39to steal your demonic eye junk or
1:14:40whatever, and you knew you had total
1:14:43control of her.
1:14:44>> Yeah. Yes, that's right.
1:14:45>> So, then why DID YOU MAKE US GO THROUGH
1:14:47ALL THAT JUNK ABOUT WHY MARRIAGE IS
1:14:49WORTH STUFF?
1:14:50>> OH, I don't know. I'm complicated and
1:14:53spontaneous.
1:14:54That's probably why she wants to marry
1:14:56me.
1:14:57>> She wants to marry YOU BECAUSE YOU
1:14:59BRAINWASHED HER.
1:15:02>> Oh man, it's time for the lowering
1:15:05ceremony.
1:15:07Hoist her up.
1:15:15Commence the lowering.
1:15:21Yes. Nothing can stop me now.
1:15:27>> What is wrong with you, man?
1:15:32>> Strangling the groove's nose at a
1:15:33winning. What's wrong with you? You're
1:15:36the one that there's something wrong
1:15:37WITH
1:15:40GOTCHA.
1:15:40>> THANKS, MAN.
1:15:42>> No problem.
1:15:44>> I think you dropped something.
1:15:48Whoa,
1:15:49>> Jake.
1:15:54>> What? JAKE.
1:15:57>> OH, HEY.
1:15:58>> HEY.
1:15:58>> Do you got the ring off her finger?
1:15:59>> Huh? Oh. Oh, yeah. Now she's not
1:16:02hypnotized. But we're still frozen.
1:16:04>> I got a plan.
1:16:05>> Oh, good.
1:16:06>> Now, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. LOWER HER.
1:16:09You lousy buttfaced pig. I hate you.
1:16:13>> Here she comes. Yes. Touch my beard,
1:16:16deary. Yes, that's right. Almost there.
1:16:19>> Now
1:16:22I'm married. Right, snowman. Here she's
1:16:26official.
1:16:27>> It's official. You done married a dog,
1:16:29dude.
1:16:30>> What? What's that supposed to Oh, no.
1:16:36>> Wait, what the What am I laughing about?
1:16:41>> And now everything's back to normal.
1:16:42Well, I wouldn't say everything.
1:16:44>> Come on, guys. Help me celebrate my
1:16:47unmarriage
1:16:50>> cuz it's lunchtime.
1:16:55>> The crystal eye. I don't want to meet
1:16:57this dungeon.
1:16:58>> Maybe after lunch.
1:16:59>> I'll skip lunch. Just catch up to me
1:17:01when you finish.
1:17:02>> Yeah, right.
1:17:03>> What?
1:17:04>> Without the aid of my magnificent
1:17:06powers.
1:17:08>> Huh? Huh? You get killed down there.
1:17:10Hey, I can do things without you. You
1:17:12want to bet I can't?
1:17:14>> Nope. Come get your sandwich.
1:17:16>> Listen to Jake, Finn. He only wants
1:17:18what's best for her.
1:17:22>> Come put her out of her misery, dude.
1:17:24>> We are betting. I bet that I'll get that
1:17:27crystalite and be back within 11
1:17:29minutes. Ready to go.
1:17:32>> I better go after him.
1:17:33>> No, Jake. Stay here with me.
1:17:37>> Oh my.
1:17:39Dungeons, chambers. Wa! Evil creatures,
1:17:45treasure chests,
1:17:51doorways, traps. YUCK. I'M IN MY
1:17:54ELEMENT.
1:17:59HUH?
1:18:01OH.
1:18:04OH.
1:18:07WHOA. Somebody come pick up your freaky
1:18:09cat.
1:18:10>> Greetings,
1:18:11Frank the human boy.
1:18:14>> How did you almost know my name?
1:18:16>> I have approximate knowledge of many
1:18:18things. For instance, I know that I am
1:18:21possibly going to slay you and munch on
1:18:24your eyeballs.
1:18:26>> Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot
1:18:28talk.
1:18:29>> You're trespassing on my dungeon,
1:18:31Manling, and I'm the thing you should be
1:18:35afraid of. You can't hurt me. I'm a
1:18:38radical boy on a mission for the crystal
1:18:40eye.
1:18:40>> I'm going to unzip your skin and wear
1:18:42you like a little coat.
1:18:43>> Unzip this.
1:18:52>> Now you die.
1:18:56>> Wait a second. Is that dog smell? You
1:19:00You have a dog with you. I'm out of
1:19:03here.
1:19:04>> Yeah, right. Good excuse. slaps. That
1:19:07cat was kicking my buns, and it might
1:19:09have finished my buns if it weren't for
1:19:10Jake's stank. Dang it, Jake. I'll get
1:19:12that crystal eye on my own with my own
1:19:14odors. Pressing on. Let's see. Not to
1:19:18skeletal remains door.
1:19:22Not a giant monster mouth door. Oh,
1:19:25giant key door it is.
1:19:27If Jake was here, he could stretch his
1:19:29hand into a key and open it.
1:19:32>> Yeah. Key hand.
1:19:36Ouch.
1:19:38Hey, what the jug is that? Oh, sweet.
1:19:41The key. Okay, we're meant to be. I want
1:19:45to have your baby. Okay, you're so good
1:19:48to me.
1:19:50Jelly cube. Come on. Give it to me.
1:19:55Don't flaunt it if you're not going to
1:19:57give it up.
1:20:05I'll never get that crystal eye. No. No.
1:20:08I just got to stay pumped. Pump it up.
1:20:10Pump it up. Woo! Woo! Shake it. Shake
1:20:13it.
1:20:17>> Steady, Finn. This place is probably
1:20:19more creeped out of you than you are of
1:20:21it.
1:20:22>> Halt. Come no further, adventurer, for
1:20:25you see, none can defeat the bucket
1:20:28knight. Okay, then I won't fight you.
1:20:31>> No, you must challenge me to
1:20:34>> Hey, cutie. Do you know how to get to
1:20:35the crystal eye from here?
1:20:36>> Yes, it's through that door OVER THERE.
1:20:38BUT THANKS.
1:20:38>> HEY,
1:20:40>> YOU CAN'T PASS THROUGH THAT DOOR WITHOUT
1:20:42BATTLING ME.
1:20:42>> YES, I can because I'm huge compared to
1:20:45you.
1:20:46>> Just add water and exponential growth.
1:20:51>> A IT. NOW ACTIVATE THINE OWN powers
1:20:55and we shall engage in thrilling single
1:20:58combat.
1:21:00>> Thing is, I don't really have any
1:21:02powers.
1:21:03>> I see.
1:21:07>> Dang it. Jake wouldn't be running. He'd
1:21:09grow all big and suck you right in the
1:21:11nose hole.
1:21:19>> Oh, nutso.
1:21:23But you wouldn't happen to have any
1:21:25pudding on you, would you?
1:21:26>> Actually, yeah. I think I have one in my
1:21:28pack.
1:21:29>> Oh, thank goodness.
1:21:31>> Think I have a spoon in here, too. What?
1:21:34>> What happened to the cup?
1:21:38I'm so embarrassed. Now you know my
1:21:40shame. I can't stop eating pudding.
1:21:44>> What?
1:21:44>> I don't tell people because I hate
1:21:46making them worry. But yes, I have a
1:21:49rare condition. a pudding deficiency
1:21:53and I always end up eating all the royal
1:21:55pudding supply whenever I go to the
1:21:57castle.
1:21:57>> So that's why Princess Bubblegum hates
1:21:59you.
1:22:00>> Yes, but I didn't turn Princess
1:22:01Bubblegum green and bald. I would never
1:22:04do such a thing.
1:22:06>> Of course you wouldn't. You're too nice
1:22:07a guy. I'm the one who threw that
1:22:09bottle. I was going to tell her, but
1:22:11then SHE STARTED TALKING ALL CRAZY. She
1:22:13said she'd never forgive me, and I I
1:22:15didn't know.
1:22:16>> Hey, it's okay. People make mistakes.
1:22:20It's all part of growing up. And you
1:22:22never really stopped growing.
1:22:24>> Now you're making me feel even worse by
1:22:26being so nice about it.
1:22:27>> Maybe I should just confess the crime
1:22:29and end all this.
1:22:30>> Wait, I think I might have an idea that
1:22:32will save everyone's reputation.
1:22:37>> Halt.
1:22:38>> Ben, did you find the Duke yet?
1:22:40>> Not yet. But you are in grave danger,
1:22:43Princess. There is an assassin in these
1:22:45very woods, dead set on stopping you
1:22:47from reaching the grand meeting. In
1:22:49fact, is that rustling in the bush?
1:22:51>> Russell, Russell, Russell. I'm an
1:22:53ambush. Halt.
1:22:55>> What's going on?
1:22:57>> Oh, did I come out too early?
1:22:59>> What are you here to do, stranger?
1:23:01>> I've come for the princess. I'M AN
1:23:03ASSASSIN.
1:23:04>> UM, GUYS,
1:23:06>> STAND BACK. I will stop him.
1:23:10>> I'LL KILL YOU AND RAISE YOUR CHILDREN as
1:23:13my own.
1:23:14>> YEAH.
1:23:17REMEMBER,
1:23:20it's just acting, Jake.
1:23:21>> Sorry, dude.
1:23:24>> Now to KILL YOU UP. BUT WAIT, SURELY
1:23:26THIS cannot be the fair princess.
1:23:28Bubblegum. Where are her pink FLUSH
1:23:31CHEEKS? The long gooey hair.
1:23:35Clearly, the princess travels elsewhere.
1:23:37LATER, BUBBLEGUM. GET OUT THERE, MAN. I
1:23:40don't know if I can do this. Go, go, go,
1:23:42go. And that's how I, the Duke of Nuts,
1:23:46by disfiguring you beyond all
1:23:48recognition, humbly saved your life.
1:23:51>> YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
1:23:53>> YEAH. WHAT WAS THE point of this little
1:23:55play again?
1:23:57>> And why isn't the Duke clapped in irons?
1:23:59>> She's right. Innocent or not, I should
1:24:02accept what's coming to me.
1:24:03>> Peppermint Butler.
1:24:05>> Oh no.
1:24:06>> Nothing's going my way today.
1:24:12>> No. again.
1:24:13>> The Duke didn't throw that bottle.
1:24:15Princess, I have something sucky to
1:24:18confess. I'm the one who threw the
1:24:19bottle.
1:24:21>> I'm sorry, but I knew if I told you,
1:24:23you'd hate me forever.
1:24:26>> Well, I could never stay mad at you
1:24:29forever. And you seem genuinely
1:24:32penitent.
1:24:33>> I don't even know what that means, but
1:24:34thank you.
1:24:36>> Yeah,
1:24:37>> but that doesn't douse MY HATRED FOR THE
1:24:40DUKE. YEAH. What's up with that hate?
1:24:43>> That jerk always empties out my pudding
1:24:45pantry.
1:24:46>> A shucks. He just can't control himself
1:24:48around pudding. He goes cocoon nuts for
1:24:50it because he has a pudding deficiency.
1:24:53>> It's true, your majesty. I'm I'm sorry
1:24:56for my medical condition.
1:24:58>> Oh my. You poor man. Of course you're
1:25:01forgiven. Yeah, I don't believe a word
1:25:04from him.
1:25:05>> I'm really sorry about making you
1:25:07temporarily ugly, princess. Especially
1:25:09before the grand meeting of the royalty.
1:25:11I wish there was some way to make it up
1:25:13to you.
1:25:14>> Maybe there is, Finn. Maybe there is.
1:25:18Hey.
1:25:18>> Hm. What you said? Maybe.
1:25:21>> Call to order the CES West Centennial
1:25:23Grand Meeting of Oyalty. I now call upon
1:25:27the delegate from the Candy Kingdom,
1:25:30Princess Mubblegums.
1:25:32>> It would be presumptuous indeed to
1:25:34present myself against the distinguished
1:25:36princess to whom you have listened. Uh,
1:25:39buy a lady a drink.
1:25:41>> The more of nuts.
1:25:43>> Yes, but I didn't come alone.
1:25:46>> Remember me, Jake?
1:25:49>> No.
1:25:54>> Well, we've gathered here to wallow in
1:25:56our self-pity.
1:25:58>> But don't y'all even want to try?
1:26:00>> No.
1:26:00>> WHY NOT? YOU'RE ALL TOTALLY miserable
1:26:02here.
1:26:03>> It's a living.
1:26:04>> No, it's not, Zap. It's not a living.
1:26:07It's dookie diapers. I don't want to be
1:26:09a foot.
1:26:09>> Well, get used to it.
1:26:12>> We did.
1:26:13>> Yeah, Finn. Maybe there's another lesson
1:26:15to be learned here. To accept what fate
1:26:18has given you and stay a miserable foot.
1:26:20Gork, can we live here in this pile of
1:26:22trash and rats forever?
1:26:24>> Yeah, man. Do it up.
1:26:26>> Awesome. Here we go.
1:26:28>> Jake, stop screwing around. You're going
1:26:30to make me give into depression.
1:26:32>> What are you going to do about it?
1:26:33Probably nothing, right? If you're
1:26:35depressed, you'll do nothing.
1:26:37>> I Maybe I will do nothing. Maybe I'll
1:26:40just lay down here.
1:26:44>> Lay down
1:26:45>> and rot like the REST OF YOU.
1:26:47>> YEAH, STAY AFOOT. Stay afoot. Stay
1:26:51afoot.
1:26:53>> Is this really my life? Is this how my
1:26:56story ends? Being in this body seems
1:26:59like a battle that I cannot win. Maybe I
1:27:02should lay my head down slow and sleep
1:27:04until it's all over.
1:27:07Is this the end of a hero boy named
1:27:10Finn? Heck no. Darn it no. This isn't
1:27:14how I go. I'm going to kill it. I'm
1:27:17going to kick last butt and win it to
1:27:19win it.
1:27:21>> Get up, Gork.
1:27:22>> Huh? Why?
1:27:23>> I'm not going to let you lie here and
1:27:25waste away. You better get up, Gork, or
1:27:28I'll kick you up. Today's the day. Whoa.
1:27:32Okay, man. Just be cool.
1:27:34>> And I'm not going to be cool cuz
1:27:40I'm not going to let you.
1:27:42>> Hey, Finn.
1:27:43>> Jake,
1:27:44stop telling me to enjoy being a foot
1:27:48and get out of that trash.
1:27:51>> I can't take you seriously when you're
1:27:53singing, man.
1:27:57>> I'll fix you with my kick. It's going to
1:27:59reconstruct your self worth break by
1:28:01emotional brick.
1:28:07>> Wait, Finn. Please stop it, man. We
1:28:09don't like touching each other.
1:28:11>> Huh?
1:28:12>> Please, man.
1:28:13>> Wait a second. Kim, get underneath
1:28:15Trudy.
1:28:16>> Okay. Okay.
1:28:18>> Yeah. Do it, Kim.
1:28:21>> Yes. Now for me.
1:28:24Look at us. Wow,
1:28:28>> we're like a big normal guy.
1:28:30>> We are perfect together.
1:28:33>> Oh, fine. Thank you.
1:28:34>> Word. Now, LET'S GO WRECK UP THAT MAGIC
1:28:37MAN.
1:28:39>> I don't have
1:28:40>> Let me get in on this. I'll form the
1:28:42pants.
1:28:43>> Food. Food for a bear.
1:28:45>> Y'all got any food?
1:28:47>> We've got a little orange juice tooth
1:28:48left over from
1:28:49>> Wait a second.
1:28:50>> That's right. It is I, THE MAGIC MAN.
1:28:55COME ON, APPLE GREASE. WHAT ARE YOU
1:28:56GOING TO DO?
1:28:58>> WE'RE NOT AFRAID. Are you sure about
1:29:01that?
1:29:02>> Give us our BODIES BACK.
1:29:05>> WHY SHOULD I? You still act like a hero
1:29:08only so you can get what you want.
1:29:10>> Oh, you were trying to teach us to be
1:29:12kind without expecting anything in
1:29:13return. I should have given you that
1:29:15sugar cube without even thinking about a
1:29:16reward.
1:29:17>> Wrong. YES.
1:29:19>> WHERE I BE?
1:29:20>> JEEZ, YOU'VE GIFTED US NOTHING BUT
1:29:22HEARTACHE, magic man. WHAT'S THE LIFE
1:29:24LESSON IN THAT?
1:29:26>> YES, my children. You are so close to
1:29:29the answer.
1:29:31>> ANSWER THIS. I wish I'd never been nice
1:29:34to you cuz you're just a big jerk.
1:29:36>> Oh yes, that's it. You finally learned
1:29:39your lesson. And now I am off to spread
1:29:42my teachings to more dogooders.
1:29:45You're welcome. Man, I hate that guy.
1:29:49But at least now we can all go back to
1:29:50our regular lives.
1:29:52>> Well, actually,
1:29:53>> we like
1:29:54>> Yeah, we're strong together.
1:29:57>> Okay.
1:29:58>> Bye, guys. See you later.
1:29:59>> Wait, so what was the lesson we just
1:30:02learned?
1:30:02>> Maybe it was don't give your sugar to
1:30:04jerks.
1:30:05>> Speaking of jerks, what the blings, man?
1:30:08Why wouldn't you help me turn back into
1:30:09a boy?
1:30:10>> Well, because I kind of always wanted
1:30:14>> What? I said I kind of always wanted to
1:30:17be a foot myself.
1:30:18>> You could be a foot right now. I saw you
1:30:20change into a foot twice yesterday.
1:30:22>> It's complicated, man. You'll understand
1:30:25when you're older.
1:30:28>> She says, "I understand, son. I was
1:30:31married myself once."
1:30:33>> Wait, wait. I'm not married to
1:30:35>> Enough talking. Dinner is served.
1:30:39>> No.
1:30:41>> No.
1:30:42>> How dare you, henchmen? I order you to
1:30:44let me feed.
1:30:55>> No.
1:30:59>> That red bow tie was delicious.
1:31:03>> Huh? What's wrong, Finn?
1:31:05>> I I thought I I thought you were Oh, my
1:31:08a white tie. Thank you so much. This is
1:31:12so beautiful.
1:31:15>> But but
1:31:16>> what? You know I eat the color red
1:31:18sometimes.
1:31:20>> Oh yeah. Okay.
1:31:23We've got plenty more evil to do.
1:31:27>> Man,
1:31:29what's wrong with this girl? I I can't
1:31:31tell if she's messing with me or or
1:31:34what.
1:31:34>> Hey, Finn. You thinking about how that
1:31:37guy's bow tie sort of looked like a bra?
1:31:39>> Huh? No.
1:31:41I know this place seems a little dead,
1:31:44but don't worry. It'll soon be undead.
1:31:49Corpses buried in mud that's black. From
1:31:51death, I command you to come back.
1:32:03>> Are you ready to lead an evil army of
1:32:05the undead?
1:32:06>> Never.
1:32:08>> Okay, I'll do it.
1:32:10Don't worry, dude. I'm coming to help
1:32:13you.
1:32:15>> Huh? What's that noise?
1:32:18>> Sorry, Finn.
1:32:26>> Excited to hear the wild screams of an
1:32:29entire castle?
1:32:31>> Oh, yeah. That that sounds bombastic,
1:32:33honey. Hey, I'm going to run up ahead
1:32:34and scout it out for you, sugar.
1:32:40Yes, you get Duchess of Nuts residents.
1:32:44>> My boss is going to sack your castle.
1:32:46>> Oh, well that's certainly bad news for
1:32:48us. Lisby, who's at the door?
1:32:51>> Someone who wishes to sack the nut
1:32:53castle.
1:32:54>> Why would you want to sack my nut castle
1:32:56on my second son's first birthday? Seize
1:33:00him.
1:33:00>> NO.
1:33:03>> LISTEN, YOU HEAR THAT? My master is
1:33:05marching here with her army of the
1:33:06undead. Oh, how wonderful.
1:33:09>> Listen to me, everybody. Run for your
1:33:12life.
1:33:13>> I wrote this next song about a
1:33:15fisherman.
1:33:17You look so cute sitting in your boat. I
1:33:20want to suck out your eyeballs and rip
1:33:23out your throat. I want to suck out your
1:33:26eyeballs
1:33:27and rip out your throat.
1:33:30>> Don't do this, Marceline. I beg you.
1:33:32Don't do what?
1:33:33>> You're late, Marceline. My son has been
1:33:35dying to hear your undead music.
1:33:38>> What?
1:33:39>> Oh, I forgot. Marceline is playing
1:33:42tonight.
1:33:48>> Okay. So, she makes things seem bad and
1:33:51and then or or her personality makes
1:33:53them seem bad and I'm overreacting.
1:33:56>> Hey.
1:33:57>> Huh?
1:33:58>> Why are you thinking so hard? Just party
1:34:01hard. Woo!
1:34:04All right. Woohoo.
1:34:08>> Hey, Castle Crasher. Hey, Marceline. You
1:34:10like cute things, right?
1:34:12>> Uh, yeah, sure. Why?
1:34:14>> Then you might love this. The cutest
1:34:16dimple plant ever.
1:34:17>> Wo, that's cool.
1:34:19>> Here, eat some of its fruit. See what
1:34:21happens.
1:34:22>> Okay.
1:34:24A dimple.
1:34:25>> Okay, henchman. Now, I need you to do
1:34:27something.
1:34:27>> What is it?
1:34:28>> I want you to take this dimple plant
1:34:29outside and kill it.
1:34:31>> What? Use my axe base.
1:34:34>> I'm going to murder you. I'm not
1:34:36entirely sure why. I'm sure this will
1:34:38end. Happy.
1:34:46>> I don't get it. There's always a twist
1:34:48to the stuff Marceline makes me do. But
1:34:51where's the twist in bumping off this
1:34:53bush?
1:34:53>> There is no twist. Kill it now.
1:34:58>> Let's just get to your imagination
1:34:59machine AND WE'LL BE OKAY. AH, A BIG
1:35:01BONE BABY ELF. CHAINSAWS AND DOODOO
1:35:03FLYING TOWARDS US. JUMP, DUDE.
1:35:06>> Here comes the soul eater. Snap its
1:35:08neck.
1:35:11>> THE BAZOOKA GOBLIN HAS YOU IN ITS
1:35:13SIGHTS.
1:35:13>> HEY, DON'T SHOOT US WITH THAT BAZOOKA.
1:35:17DON'T YOU DO IT.
1:35:20>> Don't do it, man.
1:35:24>> Okay.
1:35:26>> All right. Use your powers or something.
1:35:28This poison is about to kill me. All
1:35:30right,
1:35:32>> check it. My imagination off machine is
1:35:35left of the bed.
1:35:35>> Is it clear?
1:35:36>> Yeah. I mean, there's a bunch of cute
1:35:38girls, but they shouldn't bother you.
1:35:40>> Yeah.
1:35:42>> Where is this? I can't
1:35:45man. OH, I FOUND THE SHUT OFF LEVER.
1:35:48>> COOL, MAN. DANG, GIRL. If you weren't a
1:35:51figment of my imagination, I'd want to
1:35:53have your baby.
1:35:55>> What are you laughing at?
1:35:56>> All right, I'm going to turn it off.
1:35:59You said it was clear of danger.
1:36:01>> Dude, I can't see anything. I must have
1:36:03imagined an invisible monster.
1:36:06>> What? HOW DO I KILL IT?
1:36:09>> I'M COMING, BUDDY.
1:36:13>> All right, Invisible. Eat a piece of
1:36:15this. Hurry, Finn. Get to the lever.
1:36:18>> Okay,
1:36:21I'm doing it.
1:36:26A yeah, THE IMAGINARY POISON IS GONE.
1:36:28JAKE. JAKE.
1:36:32>> HEY, come on, wake up, man.
1:36:35>> Hello, Finn. I am awake and healthy.
1:36:38>> Jake, what happened to your bombastic
1:36:40personality?
1:36:41>> I do not know what you mean. I am
1:36:43perfectly bombastic.
1:36:45>> No, man. Nah, something's wrong. Tell me
1:36:47something amazing. But Finn, I cannot
1:36:50tell you something amazing. As there is
1:36:52nothing amazing happening around us that
1:36:53I can describe for you.
1:36:55>> Huh? See, man, you suck now. Crap. It's
1:36:57your imagination. You need that thing.
1:37:04>> Jake, stop it, man. You're just playing
1:37:07one continuous note.
1:37:08>> One note is all that is needed.
1:37:10>> I'm going to turn your imagination back
1:37:12on. Uh, we Jake, YOUR IMAGINATION ONOFF
1:37:17SWITCH HAS VANISHED. TRUE. Doth thou not
1:37:20remember shutting down mine imagination?
1:37:22>> I remember it.
1:37:23>> I am happy that my imagination is gone.
1:37:26It was purposeless.
1:37:28>> No, it was the opposite of that stuff. I
1:37:30know this now. Only too late. Okay, man.
1:37:34I'm going to try to imagine an
1:37:35imagination back-on switch for you. And
1:37:37so, you know, if there's anything dainty
1:37:39inside my imagination, I'm going to be
1:37:42mad. Imagination go.
1:37:46What the stuff? Well, this isn't so bad.
1:37:51It's nothing lame, at least. Hey, and
1:37:53there's Jay's imagination switch.
1:37:55>> Welcome to your imagination land. I am
1:37:59your imagination band.
1:38:03>> Maybe you can try imagining something.
1:38:07>> Imagination. Imagination. We can shake
1:38:11our imagination.
1:38:14>> Now for that switch. Moros, sir. My name
1:38:17is Bellamy Bug. Would you care for a
1:38:19crochet doily my daughter made? She
1:38:21imbued it with her tears. You see, she
1:38:24recently broke up with a gentle dandy.
1:38:26>> No. How'd you get my imagination land?
1:38:30>> I don't know, my young fellow. You tell
1:38:33me. Perhaps I represent your secret
1:38:36desire to be civilized.
1:38:38>> Represent this and this.
1:38:42I SAY
1:38:48I say penguins.
1:38:51>> All right. I hope this works, Jake.
1:38:56>> Yeah.
1:38:57Hey, get away from that. Don't push that
1:38:59hyperdrive button.
1:39:03>> I can imagine everything.
1:39:06>> Take a hike, fairy. Normal style.
1:39:11Oh man, I imagine MY MOM NAKED. YUCK.
1:39:15>> JAKE, YOU OKAY?
1:39:16>> I think so. Let me check.
1:39:20Yep, she's clothed now. And hey, man,
1:39:23it's clear out now. We can go on an
1:39:25adventure.
1:39:25>> I don't know, dude. I think we got all
1:39:27the adventure we need right here.
1:39:31>> And now, ice king, prepare to howl with
1:39:34pain. Wow, she's so proud we did the
1:39:37right thing that she almost looks
1:39:39enraged.
1:39:41>> Where is the ice king?
1:39:43>> Finally, freedom and friends forever.
1:39:48>> What have you done?
1:39:51>> What have we done?
1:39:53>> I'll show you.
1:40:03Even old starch is sick.
1:40:05>> A plague. A freezer burn flu.
1:40:08>> Ice King did this.
1:40:09>> Well, yes and no. It happened 3 days
1:40:13ago.
1:40:14>> Hey, Princess, CHECK OUT MY NEW TRICK.
1:40:16It's snowing. It's snowing for you.
1:40:20>> We don't think he was trying to spread
1:40:22disease, but soon the entire kingdom was
1:40:24infected by his beard flakes. Through my
1:40:27research, I quickly discovered that the
1:40:29only way to cure my people was to obtain
1:40:31the pained howls of the ice king
1:40:33himself. But when I pleaded with him
1:40:35directly, please, I beseech your aid in
1:40:38the name of common decency.
1:40:41>> So, let me get this straight. You're
1:40:44hitting on me.
1:40:45>> No. Oh,
1:40:50>> I think I heard the word viral in there.
1:40:54Oh, she's definitely hitting on me. No.
1:40:56Be gone, you bitties.
1:40:58>> He had his chance to help and he did
1:41:01nothing.
1:41:02>> Oh my gosh. She came to me this time.
1:41:06>> I had no choice but to try and take his
1:41:08whales by force
1:41:09>> by getting us to beat the tar out of
1:41:11him.
1:41:12>> I can't just beat up the ice king for
1:41:13nothing. That's against my alignment.
1:41:15>> I know. I know. You're right.
1:41:18>> But I'll get him to give up those howls
1:41:20voluntarily. I swear it.
1:41:22>> Oh, thank you, Finn. I
1:41:29>> Dude, how are we GOING TO GET THOSE
1:41:30HOWS?
1:41:31>> OH, I'VE GOT A plan to trick him, but
1:41:33she won't like it.
1:41:34>> THAT SOUNDS OMINOUS. I DON'T LIKE IT.
1:41:37>> ICE KING, COME FORTH.
1:41:39>> I'm coming forth. Is that the voice of
1:41:42friendship I hear?
1:41:44>> Oh, are you fellas ready for game night?
1:41:46Game night? Well, that's weird. What?
1:41:49Why? You do know how friends act, right?
1:41:52You've had friends before. I Yes.
1:41:55>> Yeah. So, you know how friends are
1:41:57always howling and paying for each
1:41:59other?
1:41:59>> Yeah. Right. Everyone knows that. Will
1:42:03you help for me, pal?
1:42:05>> Oh, of course, friend.
1:42:08Sorry. Oh, I've got the sillies. I
1:42:12couldn't possibly howl without giggling
1:42:14uncontrollably. I'm just so giddy about
1:42:16you being here.
1:42:18I'm a banana.
1:42:21Don't step ON ME. WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS.
1:42:23LET'S JUST BEAT IT OUT of them.
1:42:24>> No, Jake. We Wait a sec. There's a bug
1:42:27on you, friend.
1:42:30>> Biscuits. Now's my chance. You know, I
1:42:33carve these game pieces from my own
1:42:35teeth.
1:42:36>> Boohoo. Boohoo. Boo.
1:42:38>> Lying.
1:42:39>> Boohoo. You hit me, Ice King. I don't
1:42:42think I could live anymore knowing my
1:42:44best bosom hit me.
1:42:46>> I was only saving you from poo poo poms.
1:42:48I'm dying because I know you care not
1:42:51for me. No, my my bosom. WHAT HAVE I
1:42:57DONE? MY FRIEND, my only friend.
1:43:00>> HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?
1:43:01>> WHY? WHY?
1:43:03WHY?
1:43:11>> Scotch is feeling healthy again. A bit
1:43:13too healthy, if you ask me.
1:43:18They're all getting better and shake did
1:43:20it.
1:43:31>> Oh well. Gunter, dispose of fence
1:43:33carcass.
1:43:34>> Harump.
1:43:36>> Good job. Those whales must have reached
1:43:38all the way back to
1:43:39>> Did you see how fast he dropped my
1:43:40lifeless body? That's just mean. Finn,
1:43:44if I came across your lifeless body, I'd
1:43:46clasp you dramatically for a cajillion
1:43:49years.
1:43:50>> Thanks, man.
1:43:50>> Hey, why wait? Play dead, Finn. Why?
1:43:56Why?
1:43:59Why?
1:44:03>> Wa! It's Billy's legendary crack.
1:44:11>> Uh, hello. It's him. It's him.
1:44:14>> I know. I know. Be cool.
1:44:16>> Yep. And it's me,
1:44:17>> man. I'm such a huge nerd for you.
1:44:19Please take us on as hero apprentices.
1:44:21>> What for?
1:44:22>> So that we can learn to kick evil's butt
1:44:24just like you.
1:44:25>> I want to be the dog version of you.
1:44:27>> Um, that'll be a waste of time.
1:44:30>> Yeah, I'm a little punchy, but I could
1:44:33do some sit-ups.
1:44:34>> No, I was talking about beating up
1:44:36monsters. It's as pointless as a dog
1:44:38chasing his own tail.
1:44:40>> Oh, see that's where you're wrong. Cuz
1:44:42what? Uh,
1:44:43>> what do you mean pointless? We just
1:44:45saved the mini queen from a monster.
1:44:47>> You know where she is right now? She's
1:44:49probably being eaten by a different
1:44:50monster. She probably dead.
1:44:53>> In my youth, I was much like you.
1:44:55Motivated, head strong, wore a silly
1:44:58little outfit. Even had a magic dog.
1:45:03I'm going to pass out. All my life I
1:45:06beat on evil creatures,
1:45:09but new evil keep popping up. Kicking
1:45:11their butt was a hopeless effort. What
1:45:13other way is there?
1:45:14>> Nonviolently. Help people by being
1:45:17active in your community.
1:45:19>> Nonviolently?
1:45:21I got to try being nonviolent the Billy
1:45:24Way.
1:45:25>> Me, too.
1:45:26>> Billy, I won't let you down.
1:45:28>> I love you, Billy. I got a secret crush
1:45:30on you, BILLY.
1:45:35This is going to be tough, Jake. I'll
1:45:37have to suppress my every warrior
1:45:38instinct.
1:45:39>> Relax. It'll be easy not to beat up on
1:45:41monsters and still help people.
1:45:43>> Help. Help a monster.
1:45:48Oh, thank goodness. Heroes, I'm being
1:45:50chased by a horrible dragon. Please,
1:45:53please help.
1:45:54>> Oh. Oh.
1:45:55>> Oh. Act quickly. He's almost upon us.
1:45:58>> Sorry. We don't beat stuff up anymore.
1:46:00>> No, but please. Oh, we But
1:46:03>> hey, mister. Besides being chased by a
1:46:05monster, what else is wrong?
1:46:07>> Well, I've been running all day, I guess
1:46:09I'm pretty hungry.
1:46:10>> Say no more. Come on, Finn.
1:46:12>> Where are you going?
1:46:13>> To make you something to eat.
1:46:16No help.
1:46:18>> Still feel weird about not fighting off
1:46:20that dragon.
1:46:21>> Trust me, this is a way better way to
1:46:22HELP HIM. GRL, GET YOUR FREE GR.
1:46:26>> WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
1:46:27>> Free Grl, ma'am. I can't beat monster
1:46:29butts, but I can beat your hungry guts.
1:46:31That's for sure.
1:46:35>> As in throw up. The scr is very
1:46:38adequate.
1:46:39>> Yeah,
1:46:43>> this is great, Jake.
1:46:44>> Yeah, we're really helping people.
1:46:46>> Wa, look who it is,
1:46:48>> DUDE. YOU'RE ALIVE.
1:46:49>> NO THANKS TO YOU TWO. THAT DRAGON chased
1:46:51me for two days and then I was lost for
1:46:54uh three days and then I I fell under a
1:46:57spell of a beautiful enchantress for uh
1:46:59a week. So that's 2 + 3 plus a week.
1:47:03>> Dude, gr Oh, thank you.
1:47:11What's happening?
1:47:12>> Huh? Oh, that's probably the stone skin
1:47:14potion I added to the recipe. It gives
1:47:16your body the power to grow armor.
1:47:22Dude, how much of that potion did you
1:47:24use?
1:47:33>> MY TOMMY IS BREATHING FIRE.
1:47:35>> JEEZ, I THOUGHT people would LIKE THAT.
1:47:37>> WHY? WHY would anyone want that?
1:47:39>> So you can defend against evil monsters.
1:47:41>> You're supposed to beat up monsters so
1:47:42we don't have to defend ourselves.
1:47:44>> No. See, I'm helping you nonviolently.
1:47:46>> Helping? I can't even MOVE MY HANDS. I'M
1:47:49A COBBLER. HOW AM I SUPPOSED to cobble
1:47:51with these useless chunk bits?
1:47:52>> So, the village needs the help of a new
1:47:54cobbler, eh?
1:47:56>> What? No.
1:47:57>> All right, we're cobblers.
1:47:59>> No, you're not. You're just watching my
1:48:01shop while I go to the dermatologist.
1:48:03And don't try to cobble anything.
1:48:05>> What does cobble mean anyway?
1:48:07>> I think it has something to do with
1:48:09shoes.
1:48:11>> Excuse me. Can you help me? I need a
1:48:14broken heel fixed. I'm going to a fancy
1:48:17funeral. Of course, I'll help
1:48:21there.
1:48:22Cow.
1:48:27>> Now you can fight off evil if it shows
1:48:28up at the funeral.
1:48:29>> YOU FIX THAT SHOE with a magic nail.
1:48:32>> Maybe.
1:48:35Gro glasses.
1:48:37>> I love it.
1:48:40LAUNCH IN THREE, TWO, ONE.
1:48:43>> WOOHOO. YEAH.
1:48:50OH MAN, these people are a mess. Oh,
1:48:53>> identify yourselves immediately.
1:48:55>> I am Finn the hero.
1:48:56>> I'm Gruo.
1:48:58>> We're on a mission to catch the gut
1:48:59grinder.
1:49:01>> I am the mayor of this village. Our gold
1:49:04has just been stolen by the very monster
1:49:07you speak of.
1:49:08>> I hereby vow to catch that thief and
1:49:11bring your gold back.
1:49:12>> Our people, thank you. I present to you
1:49:15this photo of the gut grinder to help in
1:49:17your mission.
1:49:18>> Oh, thanks.
1:49:19>> What? Finn, it's me.
1:49:21>> Well, duh. It looks like you. We already
1:49:23knew that. It's just one of those weird
1:49:25coincidences. Like how my belly button
1:49:28looks like your face.
1:49:29>> Yeah, I I know you think it does, Finn,
1:49:31but this is different. I'm scared, Finn.
1:49:35>> Jake, stop it.
1:49:39>> WHAT? OH, IT'S THE GUT GRINDER.
1:49:42NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HE'S NOT THE GUT
1:49:44GRINDER. I swear on my good name and
1:49:47justice and Jake's cute face.
1:49:51>> His face is weird. The truth is obvious.
1:49:54YOUR FRIEND IS A GECK GRINDER.
1:49:56>> NO.
1:49:57>> YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING OUR
1:49:59GOLD.
1:50:00>> I'll get you out of here somehow.
1:50:02>> No, Finn. I belong behind bars. Look at
1:50:05the evidence. I really am the gut
1:50:07grinder.
1:50:08>> Buddy, listen to me. You've been my best
1:50:10friend for as long as I can remember.
1:50:12That's enough evidence to prove to me
1:50:14that you're not a monster.
1:50:15>> Then why am I in jail? Only gut grinders
1:50:19go to jail.
1:50:20>> I'm in jail and I'm not the get grinder.
1:50:26I'm here for the free grub.
1:50:33Wait, I got an idea.
1:50:36HEY, GUT GRINDER. I GOT SOME GOLD HERE
1:50:38THAT YOU MISSED. COME AND GET IT.
1:50:40>> GET IT. GET IT.
1:50:44>> WHOA. You're the gut grinder.
1:50:57>> Oh, God grinder. Oh, grinder.
1:51:03>> Not your little cutie. Little cutie.
1:51:05Wooy. Am I the gut grinder? All the
1:51:08clues fit. I must be the gut grinder.
1:51:12And I want gold.
1:51:23>> Woohoo. Yeah, we got him. Thanks for
1:51:25SAVING ME, JAKE.
1:51:28JAKE.
1:51:31Now give me that gold.
1:51:33>> What? Jake.
1:51:39WHOA.
1:51:43>> If I give you the stupid tooth, will you
1:51:45stop being a crazy jerk?
1:51:50>> Uh, what the Jake? You never turn into a
1:51:53monster when I want you to. It's always
1:51:55not now, Finn. I have a headache.
1:51:58>> Oh, Jake. Your Biola is all I have now.
1:52:04Really?
1:52:06>> STAY AWAY FROM MY VIOLA.
1:52:08>> REMEMBER YOUR VIOLA.
1:52:09>> Also remember that you stink hard at
1:52:11playing it. And Dookkey is radical, man.
1:52:14I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS.
1:52:16>> WOW. HUH? WHAT? WHERE AM I? FINN, IS
1:52:19THAT YOU?
1:52:20>> Who else would it be, baby?
1:52:22>> I guess I went nuts.
1:52:24>> You are so crazy, man. Like, like
1:52:26actually crazy.
1:52:28>> It's good to have you back.
1:52:29>> It's good to have you pat my back,
1:52:31>> man. And if I'd known you were so easily
1:52:33manipulated, I would have eaten more of
1:52:34your ice cream. CUT IT OUT.
1:52:36>> CUT OPEN THE GUT GRINDER'S BELLY.
1:52:39>> LET'S GET OUR GOLD BAG. WHAT THE WHAT
1:52:42the Sharon? What are you doing in the
1:52:45gut grinder?
1:52:46>> That's the mayor's wife.
1:52:47>> The mayor's wife.
1:52:48>> And the gut grinder's skin is not skin
1:52:50at all. It's cloth. Sharon, have you
1:52:53been sewing?
1:52:54>> Yes, Cameron. I've been stealing gold.
1:52:57>> Why, Sharon? Because I like to buy
1:53:01things, Cameron. I like to shop. And I'm
1:53:03dressed up like Jake because I think
1:53:04he's hot.
1:53:11>> Thanks for helping me record, Finn.
1:53:13>> No problem, Marceline.
1:53:14>> Now, I'm going to sing something really
1:53:16personal, so don't laugh at me.
1:53:17>> I would never dream of it, my lady.
1:53:21>> Now, start a slow beat and keep it
1:53:22steady or it'll mess up everything.
1:53:25>> You got it.
1:53:34Daddy, why did you eat my fries? I
1:53:38bought them and they were mine, but you
1:53:42ate them. Yeah, you ate my fries and I
1:53:46cried, but you didn't see me cry.
1:53:50Daddy, do you even love me? Well, I wish
1:53:54you show it cuz I wouldn't know it. What
1:53:58kind of daddy daughter's fries doesn't
1:54:00look her in the eyes? Daddy, there were
1:54:03tears there. If you saw them, would you
1:54:05even care?
1:54:11>> Huh? Finn, you messed the beat up.
1:54:13>> Marceline, if you're thinking about your
1:54:15dad so much, then why don't you go see
1:54:17him?
1:54:18>> He's not worth the effort.
1:54:19>> Not worth one effort. Well, first I'd
1:54:21have to draw a circle with a happy face
1:54:23in the center. And then uh douse it with
1:54:26bug milk.
1:54:27>> Oh yeah.
1:54:30>> And then you're supposed to chant
1:54:32something like moso vobis come etc
1:54:36spiritum.
1:54:37But I I don't really want to see him.
1:54:39I'm still mad about the thing with the
1:54:41fries. Huh?
1:54:43>> What?
1:54:48>> Marceline. Ben, what the heck did you
1:54:51do?
1:54:51>> I reunited you with your family.
1:54:55>> Is this kid your evil servant?
1:54:57>> I'm not evil, Marceline's dad. I'm super
1:54:59good.
1:55:00>> Super good.
1:55:03>> What are you doing?
1:55:05>> Stealing your soul.
1:55:10>> Dad, you always do stuff like this.
1:55:14>> Oh, Marceline. I never know what's going
1:55:16to set you off. Whoa. Is this the family
1:55:19axe?
1:55:20>> Hey,
1:55:20>> did you turn it into some kind of loot?
1:55:22>> Give it back and get out.
1:55:25>> Okay, I'll go. I've got business to
1:55:27attend to anyway. Sucking up all the
1:55:29souls. And Ooh.
1:55:31>> What? No.
1:55:32>> See you kids later.
1:55:37>> My base.
1:55:38>> I've unleashed evil onto. We've got to
1:55:40stop it, Marceline.
1:55:41>> Fine, but I'm only coming with you to
1:55:43get my base back.
1:55:46Hey, how do I kill this guy anyway?
1:55:48>> Finn, you can't kill my dad.
1:55:51>> Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean
1:55:54>> No, you literally can't kill my dad.
1:55:57He's deathless.
1:55:58>> Oh,
1:56:02>> huh? Who the fluff are you?
1:56:05>> Um, well, I'm sure not the guy who's
1:56:07going to suck out your soul.
1:56:08>> Good, cuz that's like my number one
1:56:10fear.
1:56:11>> Really? Well, I know a little exercise
1:56:14for that. Want to try it?
1:56:16>> Well,
1:56:17>> first close your eyes.
1:56:19>> Okay, you could have killed me.
1:56:21>> Ah, but I didn't. And now, aren't you
1:56:24thrilled just to be alive?
1:56:26>> Yeah, I guess. So what?
1:56:27>> So this next part will be all the more
1:56:30horrifying.
1:56:35There, below us, a gathering OF FLUFFY
1:56:38PEOPLE. PERHAPS THEY'VE SEEN YOUR
1:56:39FATHER, MARCELINE. RELEASE THE BIN BOMB.
1:56:48THEY'RE ALL FREAKED OUT.
1:56:49>> IT'S because they're scared of him.
1:56:54>> H My dad's been here. Come on, let's go.
1:56:57>> No, we got to help this guy. I've got
1:57:00some soul food that Jake packed for me.
1:57:02You like uh collarded greens or country
1:57:04fried steak?
1:57:07>> Look, you want to help him? Help me get
1:57:10my base back.
1:57:11>> How will that HELP HIM? MY DAD stole my
1:57:13bass guitar, Finn. And when I get it
1:57:15back, I'm going to break it over his
1:57:17neck and slam my dad back into the
1:57:19nidosphere.
1:57:22>> Oh, Clam. But first, you got to return
1:57:24the soldier dad suck back to these sad
1:57:25little husks, right, Marceline?
1:57:28>> Uh, sure. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do that.
1:57:30>> So, I popped his head like a cork and I
1:57:33says, "That's what I think of expanding
1:57:35Earth theory.
1:57:44Jake, I think I see a hawk or two.
1:57:49>> Cause more commotion to help the hawks.
1:57:51YEAH,
1:57:54>> TAKE THE BUNNY.
1:57:55>> HEY,
1:57:56>> THERE THEY ARE. THEY SEE OUR COMMOTIONS.
1:57:58Right
1:57:59>> here. YEAH.
1:58:01>> YEAH.
1:58:02>> RIGHT HERE.
1:58:02>> HERE.
1:58:04>> GRAB A GOOD hold and fly away.
1:58:10The bunny. The bunny.
1:58:20>> What a beautiful sight.
1:58:22>> WE DID IT. BACK TO SLEEP.
1:58:29>> Good night, buddy.
1:58:30>> Good night, buddy.
1:58:33>> IT'S IN OUR HOUSE NOW.
1:58:35>> THAT'S OBVIOUS, FINN. You don't have to
1:58:37say THAT OUT LOUD. HEY, THIS IS ALL YOUR
1:58:39FAULT, DUDE. If you weren't so darn
1:58:41handsome, animals wouldn't always be
1:58:42staring at you.
1:58:43>> You're just mad at me for being
1:58:45handsome. Well, you're the one who told
1:58:47ME TO LURE SNAKES.
1:58:50>> I told you to lure the horse. You lured
1:58:52the snakes. There's even one here in my
1:58:55underpants.
1:58:57>> Wait a minute, dude. Can't you see what
1:58:59this horse is doing?
1:59:02It's tearing us apart.
1:59:04>> Oh, man. You're right. We have to get
1:59:06rid of this horse for us.
1:59:08>> I know, bro. I know.
1:59:10>> Oh, Finn. This horse is bringing us
1:59:12together now. This horse is a blessing.
1:59:16>> What? Dude, you've lost it.
1:59:18>> You Wait, wait.
1:59:22The horse IS TEARING US APART AGAIN.
1:59:25>> You're right. It's about time I showed
1:59:27this horse who's the man.
1:59:29>> What are you going to do?
1:59:31>> Say that to me again. What are you going
1:59:34to do?
1:59:35>> Do
1:59:37I'm going to kick that horse in the
1:59:39bottom.
1:59:40>> Oh my god.
1:59:47>> The ice king.
1:59:50>> I should go.
1:59:51>> You were spying on us? That's none of
1:59:53your business.
1:59:54>> He was trying to learn our bedtime
1:59:56secrets.
1:59:57>> Were you?
2:00:00>> He was. DID YOU FIND OUT THAT I SLEEP IN
2:00:03THE NUDE?
2:00:06>> IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS HOW NUDE I
2:00:08SLEEP, ICE KING. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,
2:00:11>> GENTLEMEN. I'll see you later.
2:00:19>> Here's your sword, dude.
2:00:21>> Thank you.
2:00:26>> Jake. JAKE, LOOK OUT.
2:00:32TELL US WHY you were spying.
2:00:35No.
2:00:39>> Quick, chug him at the ice king.
2:00:46>> What's he doing?
2:00:48>> HE'S USING HIS ICE POWERS.
2:00:54>> OUCH.
2:00:55>> HEY,
2:00:57is that all the ICE YOU HAVE? A
2:01:00>> WELL, you should really have more.
2:01:03>> WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE. WHAT IF YOU HAVE
2:01:06GUESTS? GUESTS? BRING THEIR OWN.
2:01:11>> Tell us why you were watching us or
2:01:12we'll WE'LL CUT OFF YOUR STUPID HEAD.
2:01:15>> YEAH. And make it quick cuz we're both
2:01:17really sleepy.
2:01:18>> OKAY. OKAY. I'LL TELL YOU. I was
2:01:19watching you to learn how to be happy.
2:01:23What?
2:01:24>> It's true. I would like to be happy like
2:01:27you guys, but I have no idea how.
2:01:30>> So, you dressed up like a horse?
2:01:32>> Have pity on me? I've been so sad and
2:01:35miserable. I cry all the time. But
2:01:38whenever I see you two, you always look
2:01:40so happy. What? They're just hopping
2:01:43over each other. So, yes, I decided to
2:01:46spy on you, dressed as a horse. But I
2:01:49guess my plan failed. All I observed was
2:01:52you two arguing over how to get rid of
2:01:55me.
2:01:59Hey, are you sleeping?
2:02:03Is this it?
2:02:05Sleeping? Could it be that all I need is
2:02:08a good night's rest?
2:02:15>> I told her that I like her a lot, but I
2:02:17really don't like her all that much.
2:02:19Could you guys break it off for me?
2:02:22>> The nice king is not looking for a
2:02:24relationship right now.
2:02:25>> Get out of here.
2:02:28>> He's just not READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP.
2:02:31>> ALL RIGHT, WE DID IT, DUDE.
2:02:34>> I feel terrible. I need to talk to the
2:02:36nice king about this.
2:02:37>> Yes. Yes. Keep walking in a circle.
2:02:41>> Nice king, may I speak with you for a
2:02:43moment?
2:02:44>> Princesses, I must speak to my knight in
2:02:46private. Go on back into your cage.
2:02:49>> Bye. King,
2:02:51>> what's up, Knight? I don't like treating
2:02:53princesses this way. I don't want to I
2:02:55don't want to do this anymore.
2:02:57>> Your loyalty is in question.
2:02:59>> Oh, it's not that. It's just princesses
2:03:02are supposed to be treated with
2:03:03niceness. Are you implying that I'm not
2:03:06the nice king?
2:03:07>> What's wrong with you?
2:03:09>> Hey, I'm here.
2:03:12>> Finn, get rid of her.
2:03:14>> What? No, man. She's too loud and lumpy.
2:03:17I like smooth princesses. Smooth.
2:03:22>> I can be smooth.
2:03:26>> Fen, punch out my lumps.
2:03:28>> What?
2:03:28>> I can be WHATEVER HE WANTS. I CAN
2:03:31CHANGE.
2:03:31>> I CAN'T PUNCH A PRINCESS.
2:03:34>> FINN, just punch her. Let me see what
2:03:36she looks like. Smooth.
2:03:40>> Yes. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.
2:03:45I'm sorry, Lumpy Space Princess. I just
2:03:47can't punch you.
2:03:48>> Are you serious? Fine, I'll do it
2:03:50myself.
2:03:52>> Princess, no.
2:03:53>> Wait a minute. Night night.
2:03:54>> Let's see what she can do.
2:03:57>> There. How's that? Better.
2:04:01>> No, I don't like her.
2:04:03>> This is all your fault, FEN.
2:04:07>> KING, I'm sorry. I just can't do this
2:04:09anymore. Punching princesses, breaking
2:04:11hearts. It doesn't seem nice at all.
2:04:13HEY, YOU'RE ON THIN ICE. Nice night.
2:04:17Huh? The jig is up. What jig? UH, MY JIG
2:04:22is up. Up high. It's a Highland jig. And
2:04:25I have a new assignment for you. One
2:04:28with more night related stuff. Very
2:04:30important. Oh, wow. Awesome. What is it?
2:04:33The ice king stole my razor. Sneak into
2:04:37his trap filled ice castle and retrieve
2:04:39it. And don't look through the shoe box
2:04:40that he keeps behind the laundry bag in
2:04:42the closet.
2:04:42>> WHAT?
2:04:43>> THOSE ARE MY ORDERS.
2:04:44>> YES. FINALLY, something nightike.
2:04:47>> Get ready, Ice King, FOR BATTLE.
2:04:51>> AND ONCE I have my razor, I can select
2:04:54my elite army of wives and take over the
2:04:57world.
2:05:02>> Whoa, Jake, look at all his hair.
2:05:04>> Did the ice king shave his BACK OR
2:05:06SOMETHING?
2:05:08THE NICE king's razor.
2:05:11>> Jake, LOOK. CHECK THIS OUT.
2:05:14>> RELAX, DUDE. IT'S just me.
2:05:16>> You look just like the ice king. And so
2:05:18do I.
2:05:19>> These whiskers would make anyone look
2:05:21like the ice king.
2:05:23>> Yeah, even the nice king.
2:05:26>> The nice king is the ice king.
2:05:30>> What do those princesses see in this
2:05:32space? Hope I can keep this going. So
2:05:35many princesses to meet. Whiskers. I
2:05:39can't be blowing whiskers now.
2:05:42>> I haven't picked WHO I WANT TO MARRY ME.
2:05:44>> KNIFE, KING,
2:05:46>> did you retrieve my stolen razor?
2:05:48>> Yeah. And also this. MY BEARD. I I mean,
2:05:52what is that?
2:05:54>> He knows what it is.
2:05:55>> Let's get him. Jake,
2:05:56>> stop. We're not going to let you beat up
2:05:58the nice king.
2:05:59>> He's not the nice king. He's the ice
2:06:00king.
2:06:01>> We don't believe you, man. These ladies
2:06:03really want to get married.
2:06:04>> Jake, we can't beat up princesses.
2:06:06Relax, dude. Just get behind my ear
2:06:08shield.
2:06:21>> Wait, I can't fly.
2:06:23>> Let me help you.
2:06:27>> No, wait.
2:06:30Now fly, you liar.
2:06:35Ah!
2:06:38Ladies, ladies, I can shave it off
2:06:41again. And when you get fat, I'll grow
2:06:44it back.
2:06:50>> Hey, monster lady. Hey, stop crying.
2:06:54Stop crying because that's what you want
2:06:56to do.
2:07:07She thinks you're her redfaced baby or
2:07:09something. I think she wants you to
2:07:10nurse, dude.
2:07:11>> No,
2:07:17minstrel.
2:07:21He's been a blushing baby. His cheeks
2:07:24are bright and red. Be sure to make fun
2:07:27of him before you go to bed.
2:07:30Grandfathers will sing that to their
2:07:32grandchildren for generations to come.
2:07:34>> GRANDFATHERS WILL NOT SING THAT TO THEIR
2:07:36CHILDREN.
2:07:39>> ARMOR.
2:07:43>> Just wait till I have the armor of
2:07:45Zelderon.
2:07:46>> Yeah, just you wait, weirdo. Uh Finn.
2:07:49Uh-oh.
2:07:52>> Jake, you okay? Huh?
2:07:55YEAH. AWESOME.
2:08:00FINALLY.
2:08:02YEAH.
2:08:06>> HELLO.
2:08:06>> Be gone, Ghost. I'm here for the armor.
2:08:09>> First, you have to beat my high score in
2:08:11a game of drop ball.
2:08:13>> Drop ball.
2:08:14>> Drop ball is an extremely addictive,
2:08:16highintensity game designed for people
2:08:19everywhere. Here, let me show you.
2:08:25One point.
2:08:28Two ports.
2:08:30Three ports.
2:08:31>> This game looks awful.
2:08:32>> Oh no. I absolutely disagree.
2:08:36>> Dude, let's just kill him and get the
2:08:38armor.
2:08:38>> Ow, he's already dead. Here, it's your
2:08:41turn. Now, I don't want you to be
2:08:43intimidated, but my high score is six.
2:08:47>> Just Just toss it on the ground.
2:08:53>> No, no, no. You're doing it all wrong.
2:08:56Let me show you how the pros do it. See,
2:08:59it's all in the technique. Now, I'm
2:09:01going to put a little finesse into it
2:09:04just to sh.
2:09:11>> It's so beautiful.
2:09:14>> Yeah. Guess all the embarrassment was
2:09:16worth it.
2:09:20>> Greetings, young traveler. We know what
2:09:22you seek and you shall receive it.
2:09:28>> Behold the armor of Zelda.
2:09:32It will protect you from evil, even
2:09:35ghosts.
2:09:40>> HUH?
2:09:42NO, DUDE. This is lady armor.
2:09:46No, NOT NO MORE EMBARRASSMENT. I DON'T
2:09:49NEED ARMOR.
2:09:51YOU DID NOT WATCH MY DROP ball
2:09:53technique, huh? I give you firsthand
2:09:56tips that no one else knows, AND THIS IS
2:09:58HOW YOU THANK ME. I absolutely disagree
2:10:02with that.
2:10:06>> Now what?
2:10:07>> Put on the armor. It'll protect you from
2:10:09evil, even ghosts.
2:10:10>> NEVER.
2:10:16WHAT?
2:10:21HEY.
2:10:22HUH?
2:10:25MAMA.
2:10:26>> UH,
2:10:28YEAH. Listen when your mother is
2:10:31speaking to you.
2:10:32>> Yes, mama.
2:10:34>> You should be ashamed OF YOURSELF. A BOY
2:10:36YOUR age sitting in this cave alone for
2:10:39thousands of years. You need to go
2:10:41outside and get some sunlight. BUT
2:10:44>> NO BACK TALK. OUTSIDE NOW.
2:10:53WHOA. OH, thank you, Finn and Jake. You
2:10:56freed me from the addiction of drop
2:10:59ball.
2:11:00>> No problem, dude. I couldn't have DONE
2:11:02IT WITHOUT THE POWER OF EMBARRASSMENT.
2:11:05>> And I learned I don't need armor to be.
2:11:12>> Look at you losers. Finn, you don't have
2:11:15any armor and your friend is DRESSED
2:11:17LIKE A LADY.
2:11:19SO not
2:11:28wanky me. Wanky me. Finn,
2:11:31>> I'll get your blanket, dude. Where is
2:11:33it?
2:11:33>> Right here.
2:11:34>> Why don't you just get it yourself?
2:11:36>> Because I'm sick.
2:11:38>> Poor guy.
2:11:41>> Too hot.
2:11:44Oh man, Jake, is there anything I can do
2:11:46to make you feel better?
2:11:48>> Soup me, baby.
2:11:50>> Soup flavored cure coming on through.
2:11:58>> Do you feel better now?
2:12:00>> Yes.
2:12:03>> Tell me a story.
2:12:07>> Once upon a time.
2:12:08>> No, I already heard that story before.
2:12:10But you've already heard all my stories
2:12:12before.
2:12:13>> Make me a new one, Finn. A new story.
2:12:16>> Okay, got it. Once upon a time.
2:12:19>> No.
2:12:22>> What's the matter?
2:12:23>> I don't want a madeup story. I need a
2:12:26real story.
2:12:29>> Now, you hang on, my friend. I'll be
2:12:31right back.
2:12:35>> Okay, world. Give me a story for Jake.
2:12:51Jake. Jake, check it out. This true
2:12:53story is going to totally cure you.
2:12:56>> Oh my gosh. What is it?
2:12:57>> First, the leaf fell off a tree. Oh, but
2:13:00wait, wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT.
2:13:01>> SPIT IT OUT.
2:13:02>> THE SNAIL WAS ON THE LEAF.
2:13:05The end.
2:13:06>> Oh, no. Now I feel a thousand times
2:13:09worse. Finn, a story's got to have
2:13:12excitement.
2:13:13>> Romance,
2:13:15suspense,
2:13:17and it has to have a happy ending.
2:13:20>> But I don't know how to make that stuff
2:13:22happen.
2:13:23>> That's okay, buddy. Just dig me a hole
2:13:26then. Actually, two holes. One for my
2:13:29guts and one for my face. CUZ WHEN I
2:13:32DIE, MY GUTS are going to BLOW OUT OF MY
2:13:34FACE.
2:13:35>> I am not GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN, DUDE.
2:13:37Then go get me that story and make sure
2:13:41it has all the stuff on this list.
2:13:42>> I'LL BE BACK AS FAST AS I CAN. I WON'T
2:13:44LET YOUR GUTS blow out of your face.
2:13:54>> Romance. That should be easy.
2:14:01>> Hey, how about you two? Are y'all in
2:14:03love?
2:14:06Uh
2:14:08um
2:14:18are y'all kissing in there?
2:14:23>> H Maybe I should smooth out my approach
2:14:26a bit. Normal guy. Forest guy. Just like
2:14:29normal forest guy.
2:14:33Hey. So, uh, yeah. So, yeah. Can I um
2:14:41can I watch you guys kissing?
2:14:43>> What?
2:14:44>> I just need to for for my friend. He's
2:14:46really sick. And unless I tell him about
2:14:48watching you guys kissing and make
2:14:50>> What a weirdo. You're one sick man,
2:14:53mister.
2:14:54>> Yeah. What's this friend's name, huh?
2:14:56>> Jake? His name's Jake.
2:14:58>> Yeah, right. Sounds pretty fake. Come
2:15:00on, Bubafina. Let's get out of here.
2:15:02>> Yeah.
2:15:03>> Wait, I'll do anything.
2:15:06>> Would you eat dirt?
2:15:07>> I would for Jake.
2:15:14>> Okay, now you guys kiss.
2:15:15>> Man, what a freak.
2:15:17>> Let's go.
2:15:18>> What? No. Jake needs this. STOP.
2:15:22>> Just come on. What? No.
2:15:33You see, no big deal.
2:15:35>> People,
2:15:37I can't believe you made me do that. I'm
2:15:41secretly in love with Mr. Goose. I know
2:15:44he'll never love me.
2:15:50>> Oh no. Oh no. I really did want to kiss
2:15:53Booafina.
2:16:00ATTACK.
2:16:08>> OH, SICK, DUDE. HOW'D YOU FIGHT A SNAIL?
2:16:12>> HOLD ON. I GOT THIS.
2:16:16>> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS, MAN.
2:16:19>> But I heard you guys were heroes.
2:16:22>> We are heroes. We thought you were
2:16:24trying to attack us. Why'd you break in
2:16:26here all mad, squirting that juice all
2:16:27over us?
2:16:28>> It's not mad juice. It's sad juice. My
2:16:32name's Snorlock and I'm
2:16:38>> Stop squirting slime. Just tell us
2:16:40what's wrong.
2:16:40>> I need a girlfriend. I have no one to
2:16:44love.
2:16:45>> Jake, hero huddle. What do you think?
2:16:48>> I think our house is all jacked up.
2:16:50>> Yeah, but he's just an innocent goober
2:16:52looking for love. Yeah. Okay, let's help
2:16:56him. But he's got to lay off the house,
2:16:58>> right?
2:16:59>> All right, man. We'll help you hook up
2:17:01as long as YOU
2:17:13>> lay off the house, man.
2:17:16>> You guys won't help me.
2:17:20>> All right. All right. We'll help you,
2:17:22DUDE. JUST PUT HER HOUSE BACK.
2:17:24>> OKAY. Right after I get a girlfriend. A
2:17:28>> All right, you big crazy. It's a deal.
2:17:33>> Jake, what time is it?
2:17:36>> I don't know, but you're probably going
2:17:38to say ladies time.
2:17:42>> Okay, Snorlock. If you want a lady, you
2:17:44have to be yourself.
2:17:45>> How do I be myself?
2:17:47>> Uh, how does he be himself, Jake?
2:17:49>> Just do whatever you want, man. As long
2:17:51as it comes from the inside.
2:17:52>> Like sad juice.
2:17:54>> No, you keep that stuff inside you,
2:17:56brother. You just got to talk to him.
2:17:58>> Oh, I never done that.
2:18:00>> Finn, you see any hot mamas?
2:18:03>> Um, bam.
2:18:06>> Go talk to her.
2:18:08>> GO TALK TO HER.
2:18:10>> OKAY.
2:18:14>> OH,
2:18:17>> HELLO.
2:18:18>> HI. M. You seem like a reasonable male.
2:18:23We should go to a movie sometime.
2:18:25>> He's got this.
2:18:26>> Yeah.
2:18:28>> I like old movies.
2:18:31>> Um, are you okay?
2:18:45>> Dude, our house. We got to do something.
2:18:47>> Relax. I got it. Snorlock. Hey,
2:18:50Snorlock. You okay, buddy? Went a little
2:18:53nuts there, guy. You got to get that
2:18:55under control cuz you're scaring ladies
2:18:57and jacking up our house.
2:18:59>> I'm sorry. Are you going to leave me?
2:19:03>> Aw, who could leave you? Come here, you
2:19:05big hot mess.
2:19:07>> Break it up, you two. We have ladies to
2:19:09attend to.
2:19:10>> Yeah, the ladies.
2:19:12>> Talking to ladies is hard.
2:19:14>> No, it's not. Check it out, Snorlock.
2:19:20Hey, baby. What's up? Uh,
2:19:23>> what?
2:19:27>> Girl, you smell good. Did you take a
2:19:30bath in rainbows and cupcakes?
2:19:34>> Say yes.
2:19:34>> Say yes.
2:19:35>> Say yes.
2:19:35>> Say yes.
2:19:36>> Say yes.
2:19:36>> Say yes.
2:19:37>> Say yes.
2:19:37>> Say yes.
2:19:38>> Okay. Yes.
2:19:39>> See, Snorlock, talking to ladies is
2:19:41easy. Just act like me.
2:19:49Uh, girl, you smell good.
2:19:52>> You can smell me.
2:19:56>> May I smell you more?
2:19:58>> Oh, okay.
2:20:02>> Cupcakes.
2:20:04>> Uh, I have to go.
2:20:06>> Did you take a bath?
2:20:07>> Don't ever talk to me again.
2:20:09>> Please don't go. Don't go.
2:20:14A
2:20:16>> a It's okay, buddy. Come here and give
2:20:19us a hug.
2:20:20>> Man, I wish you guys were ladies.
2:20:23>> Uh,
2:20:23>> stay focused, Snorlock.
2:20:28>> No. Stop. NO.
2:20:41YEAH.UG.
2:20:57ANY MORE GRASS SHAKES, SIMON?
2:20:59>> ALL FINISHED.
2:21:00>> FINISHED. HUH?
2:21:02FINISHED. FINISHED. FIN. FINN. FINN. A
2:21:09FINN. DARN IT. MY BEST FRIEND'S MISSING.
2:21:13I GOT TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER, GET
2:21:15UNDISTRACTED, AND USE ALL OF MY SKILLS
2:21:17TO TRACK HIM DOWN. SMELLING,
2:21:21TOUCHING,
2:21:23HEADING,
2:21:24LOOKING.
2:21:26Little footprints. Too small to be fins.
2:21:29More like a bunch of gnomes carrying
2:21:31something. Footprints.
2:21:34>> Okay, I've got a joke. What did the
2:21:38mermaid see? A movie? What? Oh, I messed
2:21:44it up. But it's still funny, right?
2:21:47>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, it's not. Y'all
2:21:50are horrible at telling jokes. Let me
2:21:52hit you with this. Did you hear about
2:21:53the goblin who got his left arm and left
2:21:55leg cut off?
2:21:57>> Um, and
2:21:58>> that's okay. HE'S ALL RIGHT NOW.
2:22:12WHAT?
2:22:15Now for the final stage, the brain
2:22:18machine. No. Yes. This machine will set
2:22:22the energy from your thoughts to start
2:22:25our upturn overdrive.
2:22:29Don't think, Finn. Don't think anything.
2:22:32Can't let them win.
2:22:44No more games. No more pajamas.
2:22:57>> Jake,
2:23:00JAKE. OH MAN, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS EVER
2:23:03YOU AGAIN.
2:23:06I can't.
2:23:10>> It's working.
2:23:20>> Now this party is nuts. How'd I even get
2:23:23up here?
2:23:24>> You blacked out after laughing so hard
2:23:26at your own jokes. You are off the hook.
2:23:29So, we brought you to the Cloud Kingdom
2:23:32to party with the party god.
2:23:34>> Whoa. WHO'S THE PARTY GOD? I AM THE
2:23:38PARTY GOD. OH, JAKE, you have won my
2:23:42favor for being a COMPLETELY OFF THE
2:23:44HOOK PARTY DOG.
2:23:48And because your gut way pleased me so,
2:23:51I will grant you one wish. What do you
2:23:55want most in the world? What do I want
2:23:58most?
2:24:00What do I want most in the world?
2:24:03>> Wow, I wish Finn would stop leaving his
2:24:05dirty Finn. I WAS ON HIS TRAIL AND THEN
2:24:08I GOT DISTRACTED.
2:24:11WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BRAIN? CINNAMON BUN
2:24:14WAS RIGHT. I CAN'T FOCUS ON NOT THAT
2:24:17PARTY GOD. I WISH THAT I COULD FOCUS ON
2:24:19FINDING MY FRIEND FINN.
2:24:22THEN YOUR WISH IS MINE.
2:24:24>> WAIT, WAIT. Is there some kind of catch?
2:24:27>> Uh, yes. You got me. To grant your wish,
2:24:32I will have to fill you with the energy
2:24:35of a thousand partying demons. You will
2:24:38become so overloaded with party energy
2:24:41that you'll DEMOLISH EVERYTHING IN YOUR
2:24:44PATH.
2:24:47MUST FIND must
2:24:51party forever.
2:24:59Yo, man. What's going on?
2:25:01>> I found this crystal on our doorstep.
2:25:03It's pretty mysterious. I'm trying to
2:25:05find information about it using the
2:25:06hollow book.
2:25:07>> Uh, that's cool. But you know WHAT'S
2:25:09REALLY COOL? TOUGH GUY CONTEST. WOOHOO.
2:25:12Tough boys.
2:25:14>> Wait, man. Doesn't this look like Tree
2:25:16Trunks lipstick?
2:25:17>> That's impossible. Tree Trunks exploded
2:25:19in the scary dark forest after she ate
2:25:21that crystal gem apple. remember?
2:25:24>> Yeah, I remember.
2:25:26>> COME ON, MAN. TOUGH GUY CONTEST ME.
2:25:29>> YOU GOT WHAT IT takes to rip it?
2:25:31>> Uh, yeah.
2:25:32>> Then let's get it on.
2:25:36>> Yeah. YEAH.
2:25:39>> Round two, baby.
2:25:41>> Do it, man. Do it.
2:25:48>> Round three.
2:25:51>> Got you, dude. I'm going to break out.
2:25:53>> No way.
2:25:55>> I'M BREAKING OUT with my fat. I win.
2:25:58Finn. Ben.
2:26:01>> Finn. Finn, are you okay?
2:26:05>> I was just messing with you, dude.
2:26:07>> I was just messing with you.
2:26:13>> Are you okay?
2:26:14>> Yeah. I'm just going to rest my muscles.
2:26:18>> Dang it, Jake. You can't get all out of
2:26:21control like that. WHY AM I LIKE THIS?
2:26:24Like this?
2:26:28>> Jake, what did you do to your brother?
2:26:31>> We're just playing and then I got out of
2:26:33control. I'm sorry, Dad.
2:26:36>> No, son. You did good. Having no
2:26:38self-control makes you a tough galute
2:26:40like me. But I don't want to hurt
2:26:42nobody.
2:26:43>> Well, that's too bad, kid, cuz you're
2:26:44going to hurt everybody.
2:26:46>> No.
2:26:50What ifs, daddy?
2:26:54I'm never going to hurt anybody ever.
2:26:57Starting now.
2:27:11>> What's up, dude?
2:27:12>> Vinn, you're okay. I was scared that I
2:27:14mashed your potatoes too hard last
2:27:16night. Ha! You didn't mash my potatoes.
2:27:19You didn't even make me cry silently
2:27:21into my pillow last night for 30
2:27:22minutes. In fact, you ready to go again,
2:27:25tough stuff?
2:27:26>> No, no more, dude.
2:27:28>> What?
2:27:28>> I never want to lose control again, man.
2:27:31I'm going totally soft.
2:27:33>> You look like a wuss.
2:27:34>> Mhm.
2:27:37>> Hey, the crystal's going a different
2:27:39color.
2:27:41>> H Jake.
2:27:43>> Whoa. Let's see.
2:27:49>> Chap Chop, what's going on?
2:27:51>> Uh, which one of you is Finn the human?
2:27:53>> Depends on who's asking. Are y'all good
2:27:55or evil?
2:27:56>> Uh, we're good.
2:27:58>> Oh, I'm Finn.
2:27:59>> Get him.
2:28:00>> Hey, you guys, put my bro down.
2:28:05>> Finn.
2:28:11>> Hey.
2:28:11>> Hey, man. What happened? I don't know,
2:28:13but I'm trapped IN THIS CRYSTAL BALL.
2:28:15GET ME out of here.
2:28:16>> Okay, I'll try to do it using controlled
2:28:19conversation.
2:28:21>> Halt.
2:28:22>> Hey, man. I'm Jake.
2:28:23>> Beat it.
2:28:25>> I want to know why you took my buddy,
2:28:27and I'm not going to use force to get it
2:28:29out of you.
2:28:30>> I'm just following orders, bub.
2:28:31>> Whose orders?
2:28:33>> Um, well, it's secret, but part of it is
2:28:36we're turning Finn into a crystal.
2:28:37>> Jake, you should STOP THESE GUYS NOW.
2:28:42A MAN.
2:28:43>> GET ME OUT OF HERE.
2:28:44>> NO. YOU'RE going to look awesome and
2:28:45crystal like us.
2:28:47>> Can't we work this out like gents?
2:28:49>> Get lost.
2:28:52>> Jake, LOSE CONTROL. FLIP OUT ON THOSE
2:28:54GUYS.
2:28:55>> NO, DAD. I've got to control myself.
2:28:58>> Control. Control. Control. Control.
2:29:04>> Help my arm.
2:29:07>> Whoa. Okay. Okay. I'm hatching a
2:29:10controlled plan. All right, man. Move
2:29:12out of the way and let me get my friend.
2:29:15>> Nope, not doing it.
2:29:16>> Then I'll have to move you myself with
2:29:19my mind.
2:29:27>> You're going to hurt yourself.
2:29:31>> Princess, let us deliver the tarts.
2:29:33>> Are you sure, Finn? This is really
2:29:35important. Princess, I have never been
2:29:37more sure of anything in my whole life.
2:29:40I'll do anything it takes to keep you
2:29:42alive and safe. We won't let you down.
2:29:46>> Well, I accept your offer.
2:29:51>> Welcome to the Tardium.
2:29:54>> Wow, you're so beautiful.
2:29:58>> No, boys. Those are the reject tarts
2:30:00full of imperfections.
2:30:02These are the perfect tarts.
2:30:05safely packed into one of my
2:30:07anti-gravity tote chambers.
2:30:10>> Tote sweet.
2:30:11>> Now, I want you to tote those tarts
2:30:14through that tunnel. The royal tart path
2:30:16takes you directly to the Royal
2:30:18Congressional Hall in the Badlands. The
2:30:20path is really safe and well protected.
2:30:23But keep your eyes peeled for any sign
2:30:25of danger. Okay.
2:30:26>> Mhm.
2:30:27>> Yep.
2:30:27>> Good. Now, here's your map.
2:30:31>> Hey, princess. What are all these
2:30:32bubbling chemicals all over the place?
2:30:34That's paralyzing potion Finn. Don't
2:30:36touch it. It'll paralyze you forever.
2:30:40>> Oh,
2:30:42>> thank you, boys. And remember, my head
2:30:45is on the line.
2:30:47>> All right, let's hit it.
2:30:48>> Wait, I got a sick plan.
2:31:00>> Go.
2:31:01>> OKAY.
2:31:02>> BYE. BYE-BYE.
2:31:04>> BYEBYE.
2:31:05>> GOODBYE.
2:31:05>> BYE-BYE.
2:31:06>> BYE.
2:31:06>> BYE.
2:31:08>> THAT WAS FUN. But why'd you do it?
2:31:10>> Look, everyone expects the tarts to be
2:31:12on that royal tart path. Cinnamon bun
2:31:14will be our decoy while we take the one
2:31:16path no thief would expect a tart to
2:31:19take. The desert of doom.
2:31:23>> Guess this is it,
2:31:25>> huh? Not as scary as I thought it'd be.
2:31:27>> Yeah, man. Mostly just looks empty. I
2:31:29mean, what thief would ever hang out
2:31:30here? There's nothing to steal,
2:31:32>> you know? I think my plan might be kind
2:31:34of brilliant. I mean, I'm not saying I'm
2:31:36brilliant, but it's a pretty brilliant
2:31:39plan, I think.
2:31:40>> True, true. This place is perfect for
2:31:42toading tarts.
2:31:44>> Yeah, and the back rubbing ceremony is
2:31:46right over those mountains. This tart
2:31:48toad is going to be a total cakewalk.
2:31:51>> Yeah. Whoa, wait, hold up.
2:31:53>> What is it?
2:31:54>> Shh.
2:31:55>> It's a campfire close by.
2:31:58>> Does it smell like a tart thief's
2:32:00campfire?
2:32:00>> Maybe.
2:32:01>> We better check it out. Can't be too
2:32:02careful.
2:32:05>> Don't Don't burn it now, Grimby.
2:32:07>> Hush.
2:32:09I ain't going to burn it.
2:32:12>> Grud, I was sure we'd be safe in the
2:32:14desert of doom.
2:32:15>> What? What you saying?
2:32:16>> Those are dirty tart burglars.
2:32:19>> I think they're just dirty hobos.
2:32:20>> No, man. They are coldblooded tart
2:32:23destroyers, and we have to get them
2:32:26before they get us.
2:32:28>> Why?
2:32:28>> They're going to kill Princess Bubblegum
2:32:30by stealing our tarts. Oh yeah,
2:32:33>> but how come JJ gets to hold it, GRIMBY?
2:32:41>> YEAH, go on. Get We'll mess you up
2:32:43crazy. You listen up and tell your
2:32:45friends. The next time you want to steal
2:32:47one of our tarts.
2:32:48>> You got tarts?
2:32:50>> You know we do. And the next time you
2:32:52want to steal one, you picture this guy
2:32:54right here chewing on your brain. What
2:32:57the? That thing's GETTING THE TARTS.
2:33:01SON OF a
2:33:09>> Uh-oh. Man, he got like five or six.
2:33:12>> But my brilliant plan.
2:33:14>> Incoming transmission from Princess
2:33:15Bubblegum.
2:33:16>> What the
2:33:17>> Hey, Finn. I'm just checking in using
2:33:20the holo pendant. How are my tarts
2:33:22doing?
2:33:23>> They're um they're they're RADICAL. NO
2:33:27TART PROBLEMS HERE. UH, YEAH, RIGHT.
2:33:30Everything's bazoos.
2:33:33Oh, look. Something's eclipsing the sun.
2:33:35It's so dark now.
2:33:36>> Finn. Finn.
2:33:39>> Oh, well, I'll see you soon enough.
2:33:42>> Transmission complete.
2:33:43>> I think the plan went ary.
2:33:45>> No, all this was just some freak bad
2:33:48luck. But we still got some tarts, and
2:33:50the princess is still safe.
2:33:52>> Oh, yeah. Who knows what kind of freaky
2:33:54things might have happened if we took
2:33:56the royal tart path. Old cinnamon buns
2:33:59probably got his hands full.
2:34:06>> Hey Jake, give me some of that apple
2:34:07>> coming up.
2:34:12>> I know what you're thinking about.
2:34:14>> Huh?
2:34:14>> Kissing Princess Bubblegum on the mouth.
2:34:18>> No, I'm not. And I wouldn't even do that
2:34:21ever.
2:34:21>> Yeah, you would. You're just bad at
2:34:23talking to ladies. H.
2:34:26>> Uh, should I keep going, Mrs. Yodar?
2:34:28>> No, Finn. That's plenty. Thank you.
2:34:31>> Okay, let us know if you need anything
2:34:32else.
2:34:33>> You two are heroes.
2:34:36>> Come on, dude.
2:34:37>> Hey, did you hear that? She called us
2:34:39heroes.
2:34:40>> Yeah, I heard. Huh?
2:34:42>> Hey, how's it going?
2:34:46Is
2:34:46>> that true? What the bird said? You guys
2:34:49are heroes.
2:34:50>> Why are you hiding in that shrub? Oh, I
2:34:53wasn't hiding. I'm a tree witch. I can
2:34:56turn into trees and shrubs and bushes
2:34:58and stuff. Check it out.
2:35:06>> Listen. I need you two heroes to get me
2:35:10a lock of princess hair.
2:35:12>> Why do you need princess hair?
2:35:13>> Why? Cuz I HAVE A BALDING PROBLEM. WHAT?
2:35:15ARE YOU BLIND? ARE YOU BLIND?
2:35:17>> NO, NO, not at all. I I didn't know.
2:35:20Anyway, I need the princess hair so I
2:35:23can put it on my head and then I'll be
2:35:25beautiful.
2:35:27>> Oh, well, uh, we know lots of
2:35:28princesses.
2:35:31>> Uh, can you um give us a minute?
2:35:33>> Yeah. Okay,
2:35:35>> dude. I don't think we should help her.
2:35:37>> Why not?
2:35:38>> Cuz she's a witch.
2:35:40>> Maybe she's a good witch.
2:35:41>> Huh? Are you kidding? Come on. Look at
2:35:44her. If she was good, she wouldn't be so
2:35:47ugly.
2:35:47>> Are you guys still talking? So, what do
2:35:49we do? Tell her we can't help her cuz
2:35:51she's ugly?
2:35:52>> No, man. She'll kill us or put a freaky
2:35:54curse on us or something? Let me get rid
2:35:57of her with some of my world famous
2:35:59smooth talking. Hey, sorry about that,
2:36:03girl. Ah, you don't mind if I take a
2:36:05load off, do you?
2:36:06>> What were you guys talking about?
2:36:08>> How pretty you are.
2:36:10>> Well, we were just saying someone as
2:36:12pretty as you doesn't even need a full
2:36:14head of hair. Isn't that right, buddy?
2:36:16>> Uh, yeah, totally.
2:36:20Girl, if I didn't already have a GF, I'd
2:36:22be on you like butter on toast.
2:36:25>> I don't mind if you have a GF.
2:36:29>> Oh. Um,
2:36:30>> dude, I don't think it's working.
2:36:32>> Yeah, I think I'm making things worse.
2:36:35>> Hey,
2:36:36>> what?
2:36:36>> How would you court me?
2:36:39>> Um, spaghetti dinner.
2:36:42>> Look, lady, we can't help you get
2:36:44princess hair.
2:36:45>> Why not?
2:36:45>> Because we only help when someone's in
2:36:47danger.
2:36:48Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
2:36:54>> Hey. Um, what's that?
2:36:58>> There. Now someone's in danger.
2:37:01>> I TOLD YOU SHE was evil.
2:37:06>> What? You forget I'm a witch?
2:37:08>> Maybe.
2:37:09>> Well, maybe you should give me some
2:37:11princess hair. So, maybe your friend
2:37:14doesn't get sucked into my bottomless
2:37:16bottom.
2:37:18GET SOME PRINCESS HAIR.
2:37:19>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
2:37:20>> WAIT, I You can't tell anyone why you
2:37:24need it.
2:37:24>> What? Why?
2:37:25>> I don't want anyone to know I have a
2:37:28balding problem.
2:37:30>> Okay,
2:37:35>> it's Princess Muscles's castle.
2:37:43>> Hi, Ben.
2:37:44>> Uh, hey, Princess Muscles. What brings
2:37:46you by?
2:37:47>> Um, you are the nearest princess and I
2:37:49need a lock of your hair.
2:37:51>> I understand.
2:37:52>> You do?
2:37:53>> Mhm.
2:37:56>> What are you doing?
2:37:57>> Trying to give you a hug.
2:37:59>> Why? I want hair, not hug.
2:38:01>> Oh, I see. You want to take things slow?
2:38:05>> No. I I'm here to save you from your
2:38:08hair. It looks really bad. CUT IT OFF
2:38:09QUICK.
2:38:10>> Of course it looks bad. If I had
2:38:11beautiful shiny hair, no one would look
2:38:13at my muscles.
2:38:15Come back when you want to get serious
2:38:17about loving me.
2:38:20>> I am terrible at talking to ladies.
2:38:24H Where's a princess? Princess.
2:38:27Princess. Princess. Who's that?
2:38:32It's Lumpy Space Princess.
2:38:36>> Yes. Well, uh, come to Ice King
2:38:38Princess.
2:38:40>> Don't worry, sir. I specialize in
2:38:41treating little tuxedo people. Just give
2:38:43it to me straight, Doc. Am I going to
2:38:45have to pay for this?
2:38:50>> Oh my.
2:38:50>> What can you do for him, Dr. Princess?
2:38:53Without Gunter, I'll be all alone. You
2:38:56see, I'm a widowerower.
2:38:58>> Oh, I'm sorry. How did your wife die?
2:39:01>> Oh, what is that? What that means?
2:39:05>> Whoa, Nelly, something medical is
2:39:07happening.
2:39:09>> Gunter, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
2:39:13FRIJU MASTER FINN summons Dagger of
2:39:16CHILLED GLASS.
2:39:17>> FUJITSU MASTER JAKE SUMMONS stars of
2:39:21frozen rain. Get ready to be starruck.
2:39:25>> Get ready to be cold cut.
2:39:33>> Kunai attack
2:39:37kick.
2:39:39Force of Blizzard.
2:39:43>> Flying J.
2:39:45>> What? Three Jake? That's one too many.
2:39:49>> Calron nailstorm.
2:39:53>> Those Jake are all fakes.
2:39:55>> Fidgetsu master jig summons arrow of
2:39:58ice.
2:40:06WOO. YEAH. WOOHOO.
2:40:10IT'S THE Ice King. Hide.
2:40:16>> Okay, my dear. This enclosure will be
2:40:19your new home.
2:40:20>> He's got a princess. Now we leap out.
2:40:23Catch him red-handed.
2:40:26>> Snow blind. That ice. That ice. That
2:40:28ice.
2:40:30>> But once you get used to the smell of
2:40:32penguin manure, it's almost tolerable.
2:40:35>> Ice king, hand over that princess. Yeah.
2:40:39>> Princess. What?
2:40:40>> Jake, where's the princess?
2:40:42>> Ooh, right. What princess?
2:40:44>> The um princess you were just talking
2:40:47to.
2:40:47>> Yeah, the one you just came back from
2:40:50stealing.
2:40:51>> Wrongo. I was at the hospital for it
2:40:54turns out Gunter here was Pregers.
2:40:58>> I was just talking to the egg. It's such
2:41:01a cutie.
2:41:02>> Gunter's a woman?
2:41:03>> What? No.
2:41:07Anyway, get out of my house or I'll kill
2:41:08you, etc. I want to take a nap IN MY
2:41:11EASY CHAIR. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY
2:41:13RECLINER?
2:41:14>> OH,
2:41:15>> my skins and tubs.
2:41:18You even violated my secrets. What is
2:41:21wrong with you?
2:41:23>> No princess.
2:41:24>> No, no, princess.
2:41:27>> We messed up, Jake. We're violiners.
2:41:31>> Yeah. What the heck? You think you can
2:41:32just wreck my house and wear my
2:41:34collectibles? Who do you guys think you
2:41:37are?
2:41:37>> We're ninjas.
2:41:39>> You're not ninjas. You're just a couple
2:41:41of jerks.
2:41:43>> It's true.
2:41:45>> Ice King, we're going to make this
2:41:47right.
2:41:47>> Yeah, do it. Make it right. Start by uh
2:41:50Oh, take my bag over to the cage.
2:41:58>> Oh, no, NO, NO. NOT THAT. Never mind.
2:42:00Put that down and go clean my gym
2:42:02equipment.
2:42:06Dr. Princess.
2:42:07>> Oh, I have no idea how that got in
2:42:10there.
2:42:11>> What's going on?
2:42:12>> I'll feel that one. The Ice King
2:42:14abducted me while I was distracted by
2:42:16the horrifying beauty of birth.
2:42:20>> Yes, Gunter's ailment was the perfect
2:42:23cover for stealing a Princess MD.
2:42:26>> I'm not even a real princess. Princess
2:42:28is just a surname.
2:42:29>> Enough. You may have uncovered my
2:42:31princess smuggling scheme, but you'll
2:42:33never leave this place alive.
2:42:37>> A couple of ninjas like ME AND FINN CAN
2:42:40ONLY be defeated by another ninja.
2:42:46>> Ninja.
2:42:48Ninja.
2:42:49>> What am I looking at here exactly?
2:42:52>> NINJA.
2:42:54>> SO, how's your egg doing?
2:42:57>> Oh.
2:43:01Gunter, why didn't you tell me?
2:43:05>> Oh, Gunter,
2:43:09>> you want some more eggs, Beimo?
2:43:11>> Yes, please.
2:43:14>> HOW ABOUT YOU, FINNY? Need a refill?
2:43:16>> I'm pretty full, man. Let me see if I
2:43:18can rearrange.
2:43:20>> Nope. Can't do it.
2:43:22>> I don't know if stomachs work like that,
2:43:23dude.
2:43:24>> Sometimes it helps.
2:43:25>> Can't argue with that.
2:43:28Ah.
2:43:35Oh.
2:43:40Oh, lady. It's going to be fine. Mhm.
2:43:45All right. I love you, too. Bye.
2:43:48>> Lady Rainicorn again.
2:43:50>> Yeah, man. She's worried about
2:43:51introducing me to her parents at lunch
2:43:53today. She thinks they're going to freak
2:43:55out. Um, maybe give her parents some
2:43:57treasure.
2:43:58>> No way. That's our treasure. Wait, I've
2:44:01got it, dude. I'll invite them over
2:44:03early, smooth them over using my
2:44:05personality, and we'll all be best
2:44:07friends before Lady gets here so she
2:44:09doesn't have to feel nervous. IT'S
2:44:11PERFECT. I'LL just send them a quick
2:44:12prison gram. Mhm.
2:44:22>> What's it say?
2:44:23>> Hold on. still converting the light
2:44:24waves into brain waves.
2:44:28>> They're into it, dude.
2:44:30>> Sweet. Let's go powder our noses. Why is
2:44:33Lady so nervous anyway?
2:44:34>> Well, she didn't really say, but it
2:44:36might have something to do with the
2:44:37Rainicorn dog wars.
2:44:39>> There were wars between rainorns and
2:44:40dogs.
2:44:41>> Horrifying wars. For thousands of years,
2:44:43Rainicorns battled dogs over territory
2:44:45in the Crystal Dimension. But Lady and I
2:44:47are cool.
2:44:48>> Dude, her parents are probably all full
2:44:50of dog hatred from the wartimes. They're
2:44:52going to see you're a dog and forbid
2:44:54Lady from ever hanging out with you
2:44:55again.
2:44:56>> Nah, that could never happen.
2:44:58>> You didn't think this through enough. It
2:45:00could happen.
2:45:04>> Don't worry. I've got a plan that's
2:45:05going to solve this, Biz. Homies help
2:45:07homies. Always.
2:45:09>> I'm ready to hear your plan, homie.
2:45:13>> Ketchup,
2:45:14>> mustard, red, and yellow. Ladies,
2:45:16parents, I say hello. I'm the fellow for
2:45:18your daughter. Please forget the wartime
2:45:20slaughter. Home improvement decorations
2:45:23help me impress her relations.
2:45:25>> Sugar bears and rainbow jelly.
2:45:27>> Spread those colors on my belly on the
2:45:29floor and up the log.
2:45:31>> Please don't notice I'm a dog.
2:45:35>> Yeah, this plan is perfect.
2:45:37>> You know, I thought painting ourselves
2:45:39rainbow color using condiments and stuff
2:45:41from the fridge so we could pretend to
2:45:43be rainorns was a good idea when you
2:45:45pitched it to me 5 minutes ago, but now
2:45:47I'm not so sure, man.
2:45:49>> Come on. Trust me, homie.
2:45:51>> No, no, no. New plan. First, we're going
2:45:53to clean this place up and then
2:45:57>> Jake,
2:45:58>> let's hide and burn the house down.
2:46:03>> Hello,
2:46:05>> Anongo.
2:46:06>> Jake, is that you?
2:46:08>> Uh-huh.
2:46:09>> Are you going to let us in?
2:46:11>> Yeah.
2:46:16>> I CAN EXPLAIN. I CAN EXPLAIN. OH, HE'S
2:46:19so handsome. Oh, Bob, our daughter's
2:46:22finally found a handsome rain to love.
2:46:26>> You think I'm a Rainocorn?
2:46:27>> I think we could spot a member of our
2:46:28own species, Jake. We're not blind.
2:46:31>> Well, we are a little blind.
2:46:33>> Yes, I guess we are a little blind.
2:46:35>> Uh, well, hey, come on in. It's awesome
2:46:39to finally meet you both.
2:46:40>> Your house is very colorful. I like
2:46:43that.
2:46:45>> The plan is working, omie. Jake, what is
2:46:47that thing that's talking?
2:46:49>> Uh, that's um
2:46:51>> I'm Jake's Rainicorn roommate. Everyone
2:46:53do the traditional Rainicorn rain dance.
2:46:59>> Jake, please ask your goblin butler to
2:47:01stop insulting my heritage.
2:47:03>> Uh, yes. Get out of here, goblin. Go
2:47:06fetch us some rainorn snacks.
2:47:08>> But come on, homie. Help me.
2:47:12>> You got it, homie.
2:47:13>> Uh, please come come upstairs.
2:47:16My goblin will bring us snacks in a
2:47:18moment.
2:47:19>> Thank you, Jake. I'm glad the wife and I
2:47:21made the trip from the crystal
2:47:22dimension.
2:47:22>> Yes, we're eager to know more about the
2:47:25study young Rainocorn that's dating our
2:47:27daughter,
2:47:28>> Ethel.
2:47:28>> Well, ask me whatever you like, Ethel.
2:47:31Bob,
2:47:32>> I am a little curious about your goblin.
2:47:35He looks a little odd.
2:47:36>> Well, he's actually a hu
2:47:42>> What the croak was that?
2:47:44>> Came from over there.
2:47:47Whoa, Jake, check it out.
2:47:52It's a brave little gnome knight. What?
2:47:54>> That's a frog dressed up like a gnome
2:47:56knight.
2:47:57>> Actually, I'm a gnome knight who was
2:48:00magically transformed into a frog. And
2:48:03then I decided to continue being a
2:48:05knight.
2:48:06>> And now you're like attracting a mate.
2:48:08>> No, I'm on the verge of death. Oh, well,
2:48:13you should just let go, man.
2:48:15>> Yeah, you've had a good run.
2:48:16>> No, I cannot die until I find a being
2:48:20whose spirit is brave and pure to take
2:48:24over my quest.
2:48:26>> Quest?
2:48:27>> Uh-oh. Somebody's going to do a quest
2:48:30for a frog.
2:48:31>> Tell me more about this quest. I have to
2:48:34guard these magic beans.
2:48:37>> Huh? Two of the beans are good, but one
2:48:42is horribly evil.
2:48:45I have no idea which is which. So, I've
2:48:48spent my life guarding them, preventing
2:48:51them from ever being planted.
2:48:54>> Beans.
2:48:56Magic beans. We'll be right back. Come
2:48:59on, Finn. I think I dropped my spoon in
2:49:01the bush.
2:49:02>> We will take your quest. You will? Sure.
2:49:05Consider it guarded. Oh, so take this.
2:49:08>> Oh, okay. Thanks. No, thank you.
2:49:15>> Whoa,
2:49:16>> dude. What's going on?
2:49:17>> We took OVER THE QUEST.
2:49:18>> WHAT? The beans? No, wait a second.
2:49:21>> Nope. Too late.
2:49:25>> I miss him already.
2:49:27>> Well, we should get a move on if we want
2:49:28to make the ice cream marathon.
2:49:30>> What about the quest?
2:49:32>> Really? We have to do the bean quest.
2:49:34>> I gave him my word. Yeah, I wasn't here
2:49:37for that. So, can't we guard the beans
2:49:40and eat ice cream?
2:49:42>> No, man. We're on the job. And like you
2:49:45always say, work and fun don't mix.
2:49:47>> Unless you're a clown. I do say that a
2:49:50lot.
2:49:55Gee, sitting in this hot sun guarding
2:49:59beans. Boy, it sure beats 26 miles of
2:50:02vanilla ice cream or caramel ice cream
2:50:06or peach ice cream. Hey, what if we
2:50:09plant the beans ourselves?
2:50:11>> That's a terrible idea.
2:50:13>> No, wait. Hear me out. See, if one of
2:50:14these beans is evil, then it's OUR DUTY
2:50:17TO CRUSH it once and for all. Plus, two
2:50:20of the beans are good. If we plant them,
2:50:22we'll be bringing twice as much good
2:50:23into the world.
2:50:24>> And we can make it to the ice cream
2:50:26marathon.
2:50:26>> I hadn't EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
2:50:29SO THEY PLANTED THE beans and waited for
2:50:32evil to grow
2:50:34so they could kill it and go ho ho to
2:50:38the ice cream marathon.
2:50:46I'm going to take a catnap.
2:50:48>> What? But we have to be ready for evil.
2:50:50>> If we take shifts, there's less chance
2:50:53of us falling asleep at the same time.
2:50:58All right, Finn. Jake's a lazy bum, and
2:51:00this soil is ripe with evil. I cannot go
2:51:03to sleep until that evil beam sprouts
2:51:05and is destroyed.
2:51:13>> Wake up, Jake. This is it.
2:51:14>> Huh?
2:51:19Bean pod.
2:51:21I can't tell if it's evil yet.
2:51:26Huh?
2:51:27>> Baby pigs dressed in silly costumes.
2:51:30>> A, look how cute they look. All sleepy
2:51:32and snory.
2:51:33>> Careful, Jake. It could be a trap. We
2:51:36should test them to see if they're evil.
2:51:40Okay, each one of you take one test and
2:51:42one pencil. You have 1 hour to complete
2:51:45the test and prove we shouldn't kill
2:51:46you. And begin.
2:51:55Aw, they're so cute. They can hardly
2:51:57hold their pencils.
2:51:58>> That doesn't farewell for their great
2:52:01point, average.
2:52:02>> Nothing evil could be this adorable.
2:52:06>> H, you might be right. The only thing on
2:52:09here is a cute drawing of an ice cream
2:52:10cone under Do you have allergies?
2:52:15>> Master, eat your food. I chewed it
2:52:17thoroughly and heated it to goblin body
2:52:20temperature. I'm not hungry. Gummy,
2:52:22>> you look a little bit down. Would you
2:52:24like me to weep for you?
2:52:25>> No, Gummy. It's just Sire. Sire, there's
2:52:29trouble in town square. A thief?
2:52:31>> A thief? Yes, I'll handle it.
2:52:34>> No, sire. The king is not allowed to
2:52:37fight. He must give a speech to the
2:52:39thief. That is the royal rule, my
2:52:41league.
2:52:44>> There's the thief.
2:52:45>> GIVE ME THEM HOT BUNS, LADY.
2:52:47>> HEY, THIEF.
2:52:50I got a speech FOR YOU.
2:52:52>> OH, THE royal speaker must give the
2:52:55speech. What? You see,
2:52:59>> since the dawn of time, the balance of
2:53:02what is right and what is wrong has come
2:53:05to
2:53:05>> I'll take this.
2:53:06>> Yes, you can feel it slowly working. Eh,
2:53:09>> oh no.
2:53:11>> I can't LET THIS GO ON.
2:53:14HANDS OFF, THIEF.
2:53:16>> HA! Here you go, old lady. Oh no, the
2:53:18new king. Just as cruel as the last
2:53:20king.
2:53:21>> Hi, you. What?
2:53:23>> Oh king, we beg you not to slay the old
2:53:26lady.
2:53:28>> No, wait. Don't slay me. You may keep
2:53:30the hot buns, your majesty.
2:53:31>> I'm ready for my spanking, Mr. Zergy.
2:53:33Part two.
2:53:34>> We're ready for our spanking fire.
2:53:38>> I just want to help y'all as much as I
2:53:40can. And y'all just keep showing me your
2:53:44goblin hands. When I became king, I
2:53:47didn't think you'll show me your ears.
2:53:50But I'll accept my boring fate and shed
2:53:53this tear. Cuz I can't seem to cure you
2:53:55of your groundless fears.
2:54:00No. No more spankings.
2:54:03Gummy, don't be afraid. I'm going to
2:54:05stick to the rules now. Okay. My lord,
2:54:08I'm sorry you haven't heard. Zergio is
2:54:10returning with an evil army. Come look
2:54:14through the scope. You see,
2:54:20>> prepare to destroy them all.
2:54:22>> Oh,
2:54:24if I defeat Zergyak as king, I can prove
2:54:27to the goblins that an active king can
2:54:29be a good king. But I can't let them
2:54:30know until it's all over. Stay fainted,
2:54:34Gummy. Oh, whisper Dan. Have you seen
2:54:37Jake?
2:54:40>> I'm in here.
2:54:42Zergio's back with an army of
2:54:44earclosses. Let's bust them up.
2:54:48>> All right, man. How do we do this?
2:54:54>> What if they figure it out?
2:54:56>> No way, man.
2:54:57>> I'm going to be honest with you, King
2:54:59Finn. When I'm scared, I feel most safe
2:55:02in your lap.
2:55:08>> Line up for your spankings, goblins.
2:55:12Too late in my pants.
2:55:14>> Jake, the goblins can't see me being
2:55:15uncle kingly. I need a disguise.
2:55:17>> Open my mouth.
2:55:20>> Yeah.
2:55:22>> Who among you has the courage TO FACE
2:55:25ZERGIO?
2:55:26>> SHUT your kissing old Zerg. It's time
2:55:29for a beaten.
2:55:30>> I salute you, foolish warrior. You can
2:55:34be my PERSONAL
2:55:47How in the world,
2:55:48>> dude? No one uses earls in a battle
2:55:51without earplugs.
2:55:59>> WHOA.
2:56:01You missed me.
2:56:15Oh, great king, with the help of a brave
2:56:18soldier, you thwarted the evil Zergarch.
2:56:27>> Come on, dude. Let's get out of here.
2:56:30>> All right.
2:56:32>> Well, looks like they got the king they
2:56:34wanted, buddy.
2:56:35>> And we're going home to adventure.
2:56:36>> Mhm. High five us, dude.
2:56:39>> Hey, Jake.
2:56:40>> What?
2:56:40>> Why do the insides of you smell like
2:56:42vanilla?
2:56:42>> Oh, a wizard put a curse on me.
2:56:47>> I only wish to be entertained.
2:56:52>> Oh,
2:57:02well done. The glasses. You have won.
2:57:21Everything small is just a small version
2:57:23of something big. I UNDERSTAND
2:57:24EVERYTHING.
2:57:25>> WHOA, BUD. ARE YOU OKAY?
2:57:27>> OH, JAKE, I'M BETTER than okay. I know
2:57:29exactly how to impress the princess.
2:57:31>> More spit bubbles.
2:57:32>> No, no. Those spit bubbles were as
2:57:34fragile as my old perception of reality.
2:57:36But wait, maybe you're on to something.
2:57:38I could show the princess bubbles the
2:57:39likes of which no one has ever seen.
2:57:41>> How will you do that?
2:57:42>> I'll start with a solid bulleted list.
2:57:49>> Thanks again to Dr. Dextrose for sharing
2:57:51your fascinating research on the future
2:57:53of cuteness.
2:57:54>> Yes. Yes. How charming. What quaint
2:57:57notions.
2:58:00And now for a special guest lecture by
2:58:03one of U's greatest heroes, Ben the
2:58:06human.
2:58:08>> Ladies and gentlemen and princess,
2:58:11I'm here to talk about multi-dimensional
2:58:14bubbles. But I'm not just going to talk
2:58:16about blowing bubbles. I'm going to blow
2:58:19your mind.
2:58:21>> Huh?
2:58:22>> This is a bubble blower of my own
2:58:24design. With this, you can blow bubbles
2:58:27in different dimensions.
2:58:32This two-dimensional bubble casts a
2:58:34onedimensional shadow.
2:58:38A three-dimensional bubble casts a
2:58:41twodimensional shadow.
2:58:45A fourthdimensional bubble casts a
2:58:48threedimensional shadow. It is beyond
2:58:51comprehension,
2:58:52beyond space, beyond time.
2:58:55>> Then that would mean you've created
2:58:57>> Yes. A black hole.
2:59:09>> Ben, do something.
2:59:11>> It's okay. I'm sure the solution is on
2:59:13my bulleted list.
2:59:16>> Don't worry. I have everything under
2:59:19control.
2:59:20>> Under control? My guests are terrified.
2:59:23>> Yes. And their brains are releasing
2:59:25adrenaline, dopamine, even
2:59:26dimethylrypamine FROM THE PINEAL GLAND.
2:59:29THIS HAS SERIOUS EDUCATIONAL VALUE.
2:59:31Danophobia and this NDE is giving us
2:59:33euphoric altered awareness. Don't you
2:59:36see, princess? WE WERE ALL BORN TO DIE.
2:59:39>> YOU'RE TRYING TO kill us all.
2:59:41>> No, of course not. I'm trying to give
2:59:43you the greatest CONFERENCE EVER.
2:59:46>> BEN, you've gone insane.
2:59:49>> What? No way. I'm like the smartest guy
2:59:51I knew. Thanks for these glasses.
2:59:53glasses. Finn, take those off. You're
2:59:56not yourself.
2:59:58>> Please, I need the real you.
3:00:07>> What's going on? WA!
3:00:10>> YOU BLEW IT, Finn with this.
3:00:13>> Then I'll kill it with this.
3:00:16>> Be careful, FINN. LOOK OUT.
3:00:22WHAT?
3:00:23FOURTHDIMENSIONAL.
3:00:25JAKE, LET ME GO.
3:00:26>> FINN, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.
3:00:29>> I can't help it, man. I'm all about
3:00:32stupid.
3:00:42>> Finn, my science barbecue was a fiasco.
3:00:48That was incredible.
3:00:50>> That was the greatest conference ever.
3:00:53>> I'm on my face.
3:00:56>> What's this? Make hyperbubble. Cause
3:00:58black hole. Become insane. PB takes off
3:01:01the glasses. Save the day. Win the heart
3:01:03of the princess. Then you knew all this
3:01:06would happen,
3:01:06>> huh? Knew what? I wrote that list when I
3:01:09was insane with smartness.
3:01:27Wow.
3:01:30Wo. We're in the game.
3:01:33>> Look, there's the sunshine we got to
3:01:34protect. And there's the hole we're
3:01:36supposed to go down. And there's you
3:01:39doing whatever you're doing.
3:01:40>> I'm looking at my bits. My leg is math.
3:01:44M that sunshine feels good. Feels good
3:01:47all over.
3:01:48>> No wonder all the monsters in this game
3:01:49want to get their grubby mitts on it.
3:01:51Let's go kick their digital booties.
3:01:58>> We are in the computer world where
3:02:01computer boys, not computer girls.
3:02:03>> In a game, I can be who I virtually am.
3:02:06>> I can walk and sing. I can kill silly
3:02:09Sam.
3:02:10>> Hey, what stinks?
3:02:13Smells like
3:02:14>> pit.
3:02:18>> Looks a might bigger inside the game.
3:02:20>> Jumping over this pit is easy. Remember,
3:02:22we could do this backwards with our eyes
3:02:24closed.
3:02:27>> Burn it Jake.
3:02:30>> What? Man,
3:02:31>> what? Jake, what the shank?
3:02:33>> Check it out. Extra lives.
3:02:35>> You still have two left.
3:02:39>> OW, IT BURNS.
3:02:43JAKE.
3:02:45DUDE, what if losing all your lives in
3:02:48here MAKES YOU DIE IN real life or
3:02:50worse?
3:02:51>> That makes me just want to sit here and
3:02:52feel bad.
3:02:54>> No way, man. We're going TO CROSS THAT
3:02:56HOLE WITH realworld grit. Come on,
3:02:59faster. Jake, get ready to stretch it.
3:03:03>> Watch out, Jake.
3:03:06>> Wow, that was pretty intense, dude.
3:03:09>> We're pretty intense, dudes. Yeah.
3:03:13>> What's that sound?
3:03:17>> Sounds like bouncy bey.
3:03:26>> You ready to flipping this guy up, Jake?
3:03:29>> Easy peasy. Living greasy.
3:03:39>> No.
3:03:42Finn's dead. Finn, no. Why?
3:03:50No.
3:03:53CURSE THIS FALSE VIRTUAL WORLD.
3:03:58OH, FINN.
3:03:59>> YO, what up,
3:04:00>> Finn? You're alive.
3:04:02>> Yeah, I got extra lives, man.
3:04:04>> Oh my gosh. Let's never die again.
3:04:07There's nothing more precious than a
3:04:09life.
3:04:10Ooh, dude, look. Coins. Oh, man. Oh,
3:04:13man.
3:04:17Oh, man. Dude, these coins are thick.
3:04:19Let's take them back to the real world.
3:04:20We'll be filthy, stinking rich.
3:04:32No.
3:04:35>> Time to use the bomb buff.
3:04:39Come to me, Bomba.
3:04:42>> Bomba?
3:04:45Oh, Bomba. I can't select you without my
3:04:47controller.
3:04:50>> Let's get out of here, Finn.
3:04:51>> Man, we'd never run away from Honey
3:04:53Bunny.
3:04:56Fire Pit, Bouncy Bee, Honey Bunny,
3:04:59they're supposed to be the easy parts.
3:05:01They're all hard as butts. Sleepy Sam is
3:05:04going to be the ultimate butt kicker.
3:05:05Look, Finn, the most important thing to
3:05:07remember is that I still have one giant
3:05:10coin.
3:05:11>> Man, get a hold of your brains. We need
3:05:13to stay alert FOR SLEEPY SAM.
3:05:15>> HEY, THAT'S him right there.
3:05:17>> Get down.
3:05:19What's he doing?
3:05:21He's probably trying to psych me out.
3:05:28I'm going to break you, Sam. When I'm
3:05:30done, they'll call you a stinky Sam.
3:05:36Stupid frog.
3:05:54>> Hey. Hey, Hulk. Why you got your eyes
3:05:56closed, Hulk?
3:05:57>> I'm trying to picture in my mind's eye
3:06:00where the fleshies are hiding.
3:06:02>> Oo, you're a smart guy, Hulk.
3:06:08Wait, Jake, do you hear something?
3:06:11>> Come on. I didn't see him.
3:06:15>> They're gone.
3:06:15>> No,
3:06:16>> we're skeletons. We've got to be really,
3:06:19really quiet.
3:06:25>> Get him,
3:06:27>> Jake.
3:06:27>> I thought it would be funny.
3:06:35Look, there's Death's castle.
3:06:38>> I don't see anyone. I guess you double
3:06:41killed him with that avalanche.
3:06:43>> Awesome.
3:06:44>> Now we just got to cross that river.
3:06:45>> River? Man, I'm so thirsty. MY MOUTH'S
3:06:49STILL ALL DUSTY.
3:06:50>> YES.
3:06:52>> Drink the water.
3:06:54>> Whoa. Okay, Jake, don't drink the water.
3:06:56>> Come on. I'm so thirsty,
3:06:59>> dude. That school wants you to drink the
3:07:01water. It's bad water.
3:07:02>> Don't drink the water.
3:07:04>> See, that means good, right?
3:07:08>> Jake.
3:07:10>> Jake? Why you making stupid face?
3:07:12>> Who's Jake?
3:07:13>> Dang it. I knew that water was junk.
3:07:15>> Tricked again by the river of
3:07:16forgetfulness.
3:07:18>> Jake, get out of that water right now.
3:07:20>> Hey, I don't know who you are, mister,
3:07:23but I don't like your attitude.
3:07:26>> Help somebody.
3:07:28>> Farewell, everyone.
3:07:32Okay, Marorrow, back to the candy
3:07:36kingdom.
3:07:39>> Help. Somebody help me. Stranger danger.
3:07:47>> Hey. Hey, I see you.
3:07:49>> Jake, your head.
3:07:51>> Huh? Who are you? Who are you?
3:07:53>> I don't know, man. Who are you? What do
3:07:55you mean? YOU'RE IN MY CASTLE.
3:07:57>> WELL, I didn't know.
3:07:58>> Dang it, Jake. You must leave this place
3:08:01now.
3:08:02>> Death. We're not leaving until you give
3:08:04us our blood soul and Jake's memory.
3:08:06>> Another one. BE GONE, MORTAL.
3:08:09>> NO. I PROMISE Princess Bubblegum. Yeah.
3:08:14>> What happened?
3:08:15>> You can't kick me because your brain is
3:08:17stupid.
3:08:18>> Your brain is stupid.
3:08:21>> This kid's pretty funny.
3:08:23>> All right.
3:08:25Pick an instrument.
3:08:27>> Huh?
3:08:28To get stuff from me, you have to beat
3:08:30me in a musical battle.
3:08:32>> But Jake's the musical one, and he's got
3:08:34boob brain.
3:08:36>> I don't care.
3:08:40>> I got to find what I can really play.
3:08:42Oh, Glob, man.
3:08:44Oh, here we go. Slay bells. YEAH.
3:08:49>> SO, the contest begins.
3:08:53>> Yeah.
3:08:57Yeah. YEAH.
3:09:03YEAH. YEAH.
3:09:13UM.
3:09:14HEY. All right.
3:09:22See
3:09:37Susan Strong. This is where you belong.
3:09:40Hanging with me on a fallen tree.
3:09:45Don't you think you deserve this? To
3:09:47live up here on the surface. I think you
3:09:50do. And I think all your friends do,
3:09:51too. How long have you lived in the
3:09:55darkness?
3:09:57I just want to show you the light
3:10:00because you're a human just like me,
3:10:01Susan. And I want you in my life.
3:10:05Susan strong.
3:10:07You turn my heart on.
3:10:12>> Hey Jake, how's your marshmallow man?
3:10:14>> Golden as a weedy sunset. How's yours?
3:10:19>> Perfect. How's yours, Susan?
3:10:24That's adorable.
3:10:30That is good.
3:10:34>> Dang, she is way into candy.
3:10:37>> Hey. Yeah, Susan, we should take you to
3:10:39the candy kingdom. Everything is candy
3:10:41there.
3:10:42>> You know, she may be too excited about
3:10:44candy.
3:10:47>> Candy Kingom.
3:10:52I've enjoyed your visit immensely, Susan
3:10:55Strong.
3:10:57>> Finn. Yes, Finn. Where's all the candy
3:11:01you were about? Oh, well, it's
3:11:04everywhere. The buildings, the lampost,
3:11:06even the people.
3:11:07>> Where all candy here?
3:11:10>> Candy. Candy. I've got one. Susan.
3:11:15Susan. No, you can't eat the ones that
3:11:18talk. They're special. They got
3:11:20aspirations.
3:11:22>> Oh. Oh,
3:11:24>> it's okay. You're learning. Here, have
3:11:27some sidewalk brittle instead.
3:11:35>> Now I going to get friends. We eat all
3:11:37of Candy Kingdom.
3:11:39>> What? Oh, no. No, no, no, no. We won't
3:11:42eat Red Stripe Man. Only everyone else.
3:11:46Bye,
3:11:48>> Susan. NO.
3:11:50NO. You can't eat the candy people.
3:11:55>> Oh, boy. So, now what? Bite the humans
3:11:57to the death when they attack?
3:11:59>> No, man. They're my peeps. We have to
3:12:01save the candy kingdom without hurting
3:12:03them.
3:12:04>> They're going to what?
3:12:05>> Don't worry. We have a plan. We just
3:12:07have to scare the humans away.
3:12:09>> Very well. I shall gather my citizens in
3:12:12the courtyard and you shall see how
3:12:15terrifying the candy people can be. A
3:12:19blue blue.
3:12:21>> They're doomed.
3:12:29>> Just grass. Just
3:12:33>> a These candy weapons are too cute to be
3:12:36scary.
3:12:36>> Good news, Finn. I've managed to make my
3:12:39people horrifying.
3:12:41>> But how?
3:12:42>> I've disguised them as gruesome
3:12:43creatures like witches and ghouls.
3:12:46>> Starches a beer bub.
3:12:48>> A so cute. I just want to give them
3:12:51candy.
3:12:54>> Quick, show me your scary face.
3:12:56>> Oh. Uh. Ra.
3:12:58>> I don't think that'll SCARE ANYBODY.
3:13:00>> NO DUH. She's um she Hey, princess. I
3:13:05need a little wagon and your biggest
3:13:06roll of wax paper.
3:13:09>> Now, Princess Bubblegum.
3:13:12>> Now, Jake,
3:13:19>> it's working.
3:13:21>> What? Just shadows.
3:13:23>> Oh, man. They've learned how to learn.
3:13:25Hide yourselves, candy people. I'll try
3:13:26to make Susan see Reason.
3:13:30>> The marshmallow kids never run from a
3:13:32scrap. Come on, fellas. Today we are man
3:13:36mall mllows.
3:13:40>> Please fellow humans, the candy people
3:13:42are no threat to you.
3:13:44>> Charge.
3:13:45Wait. Stop. STOP.
3:13:51HA.
3:13:54A basket of eggs, fish, and cabbage.
3:13:59It's a receipt from an earlier train
3:14:01ride. from another train. Jake, I found
3:14:04a book. It's a dictionary.
3:14:10It's sheet music.
3:14:14Doesn't make any sense to me.
3:14:16>> Me neither. Maybe the murderer is just
3:14:18too smart for us.
3:14:19>> Yes, Jake. That's it. It's all so clear
3:14:21now. Gather everyone in the caboose, and
3:14:24I will reveal a murderer.
3:14:28You're the only remaining passengers.
3:14:30So, the murderer is in this caboose.
3:14:36>> Let me explain how I know who the
3:14:37murderer is. I saw Pineapple Guy skimmed
3:14:40through the sheet music. Sheet music to
3:14:42a song that's very special to Lollipop
3:14:45Girl, a song that reminds her of Ice
3:14:48Cream Guy. Before Colonel Candy Corn
3:14:50died, Dr. Ice Cream is in possession of
3:14:53a basket of cabbage, fish, and eggs. And
3:14:57you pineapple guy have cabbage bits on
3:14:59your socks.
3:15:01And you chocolate bar guy. Does this
3:15:05dictionary look familiar? A dictionary
3:15:07which happens to contain the words
3:15:11rid
3:15:13once.
3:15:15BUT THE real murderer is someone no one
3:15:18suspects. The real murderer is
3:15:24>> No one was the murderer. The conductor's
3:15:26still on the train.
3:15:28>> Oh, yeah. He did it.
3:15:30>> Yay! YOU DID IT. YOU SOLVED IT, FINN.
3:15:32>> I knew it. Because he's creepy.
3:15:34>> What? H
3:15:36>> I know. You knew he was a murderer all
3:15:38along. I couldn't have done it without
3:15:40you. You You
3:15:44>> Thank you.
3:15:45>> We make a great team, pal.
3:15:49>> You feel kind of bony.
3:15:54Jake,
3:15:56no.
3:16:02>> Hey, how could you murder all those
3:16:04candy people? And you murdered Jake on
3:16:06my birthday.
3:16:08>> Yes. And you're next.
3:16:12Wrong.
3:16:45WHO'S
3:16:47I'M COMING FOR YOU.
3:16:55>> This is for Jake.
3:17:02You're going down or both of us are
3:17:04going down.
3:17:06My birthday wish is vengeance. HAPPY
3:17:10BIRTHDAY TO ME.
3:17:15YOU'RE ALIVE.
3:17:18You were the conductor the whole time.
3:17:20>> Yep. You were so busy focused on the
3:17:21murders that you never even noticed.
3:17:29>> The skeleton for the hardest part.
3:17:36It was all an elaborate setup for your
3:17:38birthday present.
3:17:39>> So, nobody was murdered?
3:17:40>> Nope. Not unless you count the train's
3:17:42control panel.
3:17:55>> Dude, open your eyes.
3:17:58>> Hey, we're alive.
3:18:05>> Wow, this is the best birthday ever.
3:18:08Thanks, Jake. You deserve it, buddy,
3:18:10because you're a great friend.
3:18:12>> I think my favorite part was landing on
3:18:13the gelatin. That must have taken
3:18:15forever to plan.
3:18:16>> Nope. That part was a total accident.
3:18:21>> Oh,
3:18:23girl.
3:18:23>> But Jake said phase 2 is powerful.
3:18:27How is Jake going to know what girls
3:18:28want more than a real girl?
3:18:30>> Yeah. Okay, great. So, what we need now
3:18:33is something fun. Girls love fun more
3:18:37than anything. Fun. Fun. and fun. If you
3:18:39can show Bubblegum that you're fun,
3:18:40she'll defin want to go to the movies
3:18:42with you.
3:18:43>> You said fun so much. It sounds all
3:18:45weird now. Fun.
3:18:49>> So, what do you like to do for fun, Ben?
3:18:52>> Oh. Oh, I like to wrestle and fight.
3:18:58>> Girls don't like that.
3:19:00>> No, no, that's perfect. All you got to
3:19:01do is get in there and wrestle Princess
3:19:03Bubblegum and show her how fun you are.
3:19:07Fun
3:19:09fun.
3:19:11>> Whoa. Where you going, man? Check it
3:19:13out.
3:19:14>> What is that stuff?
3:19:16>> It's a loot suit.
3:19:18Girls love it. Trust me.
3:19:23>> Finn, what the plum are you wearing? You
3:19:26look horrible.
3:19:27>> It's a loot suit, and Finn looks
3:19:29adorable in it.
3:19:30>> Well, it's going to ruin the plan.
3:19:32>> What's he talking about, Finn? Well, I
3:19:35was going to give Marceline's idea a
3:19:37try, too.
3:19:38>> Her idea? What's wrong with my idea?
3:19:46>> Oh, hey Finn. Did you ever find some
3:19:49Whoa. What are you wearing?
3:19:51>> Oh, this is my loot.
3:19:55Uh oh, this is my loot.
3:20:01Finn, that is hilarious.
3:20:06Oh, you are killing me.
3:20:13>> Oh, yeah. So, HEADLOCK
3:20:19GUARDS.
3:20:26>> That suit was ridiculous. Rid
3:20:29ridiculous. What? Can you believe this
3:20:32girl, Finn? Huh? Can you?
3:20:35>> I guess the suit did feel a little
3:20:37silly.
3:20:38>> Well, fine. You can just give it back
3:20:41then.
3:20:41>> I'm sorry. Good luck getting into that
3:20:43movie without my help. Rough.
3:20:46>> Gee, he seems pretty ticked.
3:20:49>> Nah, he just needs some spaghetti.
3:20:51>> Oh, okay. Well, taste this then. I got a
3:20:54new plan.
3:20:55>> Really? The only thing women love more
3:20:57than fun is excitement. She needs to
3:20:59feel her blood pump, man. She needs to
3:21:02be chased by wolves.
3:21:04>> Like metaphorically.
3:21:05>> Come on, I'll teach you how to show a
3:21:07girl a good time. Hold tight. You ready?
3:21:10>> Uh
3:21:12Mhm.
3:21:48She's probably asleep.
3:21:53This was a really good idea.
3:21:56Now, don't blow it this time.
3:21:59>> OKAY.
3:22:03>> OH, FINN, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.
3:22:06THERE'S wolves in my room.
3:22:08>> Yeah, I know. I put them there. Pretty
3:22:10exciting, right?
3:22:17I'm sorry to do this, Finn, but until
3:22:19you stop acting like a psycho, you are
3:22:22forbidden from entering the Candy
3:22:23Kingdom. Farewell.
3:22:30>> I don't understand, Marceline. I tried
3:22:33everything. I guess she just doesn't
3:22:35like me.
3:22:36>> Shh. Come on, Finn. A brain lord like
3:22:38Bonnie, you'd be bored with her in a
3:22:40week. And anyway, I for one think you're
3:22:43pretty great.
3:22:45Sorry it didn't work out like you
3:22:46wanted. I'll see you later, I guess.
3:22:50Marceline,
3:22:52of course. It's been Marceline all
3:22:54along.
3:22:59Uh, we're looking for Party Pat.
3:23:07Oh. Uh, well, listen. I know you don't
3:23:10know us, sir, but we need to talk.
3:23:14>> It's pretty important, actually.
3:23:17>> You know who I am?
3:23:19>> Your party pet?
3:23:21>> I'm the chief.
3:23:23>> Right. Right.
3:23:25>> You're the chief.
3:23:26>> Sh.
3:23:29Before you talk to the chief, you must
3:23:32party with the chief. But
3:23:33>> it is the only way.
3:23:49Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, turn up the music
3:23:52and we'll never leave.
3:23:56>> We'll never run FROM THE FUN BECAUSE
3:23:59we're
3:24:20Dude, we've been partying for hours.
3:24:24>> Yeah, he keeps drinking those honey
3:24:25flavored energy drinks.
3:24:28How's your nausea?
3:24:30>> Full-blown.
3:24:30>> Hang in there, pal. Hey, party pat.
3:24:34You're the chief and I totally respect
3:24:35that. But what we have to tell you is
3:24:37really important. And you said if we
3:24:39partied we could talk.
3:24:40>> But you haven't been partying.
3:24:42>> What?
3:24:43>> You move to music, but that's not
3:24:45dancing. You chew pancakes, but you're
3:24:48not tasting. To truly party, one must
3:24:51leave behind the problems that are
3:24:52troubling and open one's mind eye.
3:24:58I'm just kidding. You guys are party
3:25:00animals. This is just a sticker.
3:25:03>> You can stay in our cave as long as you
3:25:05want.
3:25:06>> That's what I've been trying to tell
3:25:08you, man. This isn't a cave. Y'all were
3:25:11partying in a monster's belly.
3:25:15>> Oh, yeah. That makes sense. It's
3:25:17definitely the weirdest cave I've ever
3:25:18seen.
3:25:20>> So, you'll tell everyone to leave?
3:25:22>> Nah, we love it here.
3:25:24>> But you're all going to die if you stay.
3:25:29>> Attention. Attention everybody. Can I
3:25:31have your attention, please? So,
3:25:34apparently we're not in a cave.
3:25:36>> We're not in a cave.
3:25:37>> What did I say?
3:25:38>> I always thought we were in a cave.
3:25:39>> We're in a monster's belly.
3:25:55>> It's kind of peaceful.
3:25:59All those bears are going to turn into
3:26:01the stuff. Shh.
3:26:03>> Seriously, the only foreseeable threat
3:26:05might be all these trees being
3:26:06swallowed, but they're not hurting
3:26:08nothing.
3:26:09>> Yeah. Good thing he isn't swallowing
3:26:10some deadly volcano lava. That would
3:26:12kill them for sure.
3:26:14>> Wo wo wo.
3:26:17>> THE MONSTER'S HEADED TOWARD THAT
3:26:18VOLCANO.
3:26:20>> We got to war on the bears.
3:26:27If we bum everyone out, maybe they'll
3:26:29listen to us.
3:26:30>> Oh, okay.
3:26:33>> Just follow my lead.
3:26:39>> My hot dog's dead.
3:26:42My pizza's dead.
3:26:45My cupake
3:26:48is dead.
3:26:49>> Oh. Uh, my donut's dead.
3:26:53My burger's dead.
3:26:56My milkshake
3:26:59is dead.
3:27:02>> All of our favorite foods are totally
3:27:06dead. They cannot procreate
3:27:10in little food beds. We'll eat them up
3:27:14and turn them into stuff.
3:27:18And we'll cry over their graves. But you
3:27:21can't cry enough when you miss someone
3:27:25you love. You can't cry enough.
3:27:37>> Wa.
3:27:42>> Looks like the final puzzle. You think
3:27:44you can stretch up there, buddy?
3:27:46>> Yes.
3:27:46>> OH, JAKE, YOU OKAY?
3:27:48>> UH, YEAH. I just can't close my eyes.
3:27:51Lids too tight.
3:27:53>> Okay, dude. This is too far. No more
3:27:55maze. We're going home.
3:27:56>> Yeah, I'm feeling A LITTLE THIN.
3:28:00>> DON'T STOP. KEEP STRETCHING. STRETCHING.
3:28:02>> YOU STRETCH GOOD.
3:28:04>> JAKE. JAKE. JAKE.
3:28:08>> All right,
3:28:09>> Jake. No. You're going to get hurt.
3:28:14>> I'm going for it.
3:28:16>> Jake, no.
3:28:24done.
3:28:29>> That must be the wishes.
3:28:32Pity,
3:28:37>> you did it, man. Now we can go wish for
3:28:39our ancient psychic war elephant.
3:28:44>> Got to move carefully. My internal
3:28:46organs are super stretched, paper thin.
3:28:50I love kitties.
3:28:57>> I am sorry.
3:29:00Jake,
3:29:01>> my insides are all mashed up.
3:29:03>> I knew we should have turned back.
3:29:05>> You were right. I pushed MYSELF TOO FAR.
3:29:08I'LL never fall victim to peer pressure
3:29:10again.
3:29:11>> No, Jake. Jake. Jake. Actually, I'll do
3:29:14anything you guys want if you say my
3:29:16name three times.
3:29:18>> Just hang tight, buddy. I'll use my wish
3:29:20to save you.
3:29:21>> Congratulations, warrior.
3:29:25>> Step forward and take your wishes.
3:29:29>> I'm going to wish for a hat.
3:29:36>> Who's next?
3:29:38>> Mm- That floor got traps. Jake should
3:29:41stretch us across.
3:29:42>> Jake. Jake. Jake,
3:29:43>> here we go.
3:29:46>> No, Jake is all jacked up.
3:29:48>> But how else can we get wishes?
3:29:56>> Jake, get up and carry us across.
3:29:59>> But I'm too weak.
3:30:01>> Jake. JAKE. JAKE. JAKE. JAKE. JAKE.
3:30:04JAKE. YEAH.
3:30:08JAKE. JAKE. YEAH.
3:30:11That's it. I'm dead.
3:30:14>> Jake, stay with me, man.
3:30:16>> Nah,
3:30:17>> but we did it. Okay, I can wish you out
3:30:19of here, man.
3:30:20>> Oh, yes. Now, you may each receive your
3:30:23wish for real, but be warned, there are
3:30:27no doovers.
3:30:30>> Okay, so you guys should wish to get
3:30:31your buddies back, right?
3:30:32>> I wish for a box. Sweet. I wish to blow
3:30:36up. I mean, like get big.
3:30:38>> Wow, you guys are really stupid. What do
3:30:40you mean,
3:30:41>> dog? You're next. What do you wish?
3:30:44>> Huh?
3:30:45>> Jake, wish for the ancient psychic
3:30:47tandem more elephant. Then I'll wish to
3:30:49save you.
3:30:49>> Right. So hard to think on an empty
3:30:52stomach. I wish I wasn't so hungry.
3:30:57>> You wasted your wish, man.
3:30:59>> I know. You should wish for the ancient
3:31:01psychic tandem war elephant. It's what
3:31:03we wanted.
3:31:04>> That's crazy, man. I got to save your
3:31:06life.
3:31:06>> Do it for me. I wish for the ancient
3:31:12psychic tandem war elephant. Yes, your
3:31:16wish is granted.
3:31:23>> It has to give you control. Remember,
3:31:27I'm on it.
3:31:31>> Ancient psychic tandem war elephant.
3:31:34Hear me.
3:31:35>> Finn the human. Are you worthy to
3:31:39command me?
3:31:40>> You know I am because you're psychic.
3:31:44Now wish for my friends to be healed.
3:31:46>> I wish for what Finn desires.
3:31:50>> Yeah, boy. No, you weren't supposed to
3:31:54have your wishes come true. You were
3:31:56supposed to die. Now bust us out OF
3:31:58HERE. NO. YEAH, BOY.
3:32:04>> LOOK, just help me catch this guy. All
3:32:05right. But after this, we do my part.
3:32:09Okay, everyone. It's been a long day.
3:32:11Lot of There's a lot of running around
3:32:14chasing frogs.
3:32:16But we are making a movie. And this the
3:32:18big wedding scene. Mr. Cupcake, you're
3:32:20playing Todd Johnson.
3:32:21>> Yes.
3:32:22>> And lady, you confess that you never
3:32:25love Todd Johnson and that you were just
3:32:26trying to win a bet with your snoody
3:32:28social life friends.
3:32:30And then you both realize you do love
3:32:33each other. And you both say, "I do."
3:32:35And then Shelby, you say,
3:32:38>> "Check, please."
3:32:41>> Yeah. Don't forget to look right in the
3:32:42camera and slap your cheeks like this.
3:32:47And one, two, three, action.
3:32:49>> Do you, Todd Johnson, take this
3:32:52Rainicorn to be your lawfully married
3:32:54wife?
3:33:05Lady, cut, cut, cut, CUT. I DIDN'T TELL
3:33:09YOU TO FLEX OUT.
3:33:12>> NO, I don't like the way he's flexing at
3:33:15you.
3:33:15>> I don't hear her complaining. Why you
3:33:21>> check please?
3:33:25>> How much longer till you finish editing,
3:33:26Beimo? About 20 hours.
3:33:28>> 20 hours.
3:33:30>> Yeah, you guys shot a lot of footage.
3:33:33About 20 hours.
3:33:34>> Jake, let's talk about our movie.
3:33:37>> Okay.
3:33:38>> I think we shot a lot of great stuff.
3:33:40>> Uh-huh.
3:33:41>> But I'm thinking only half of it is
3:33:43usable.
3:33:43>> Me, too.
3:33:44>> Really?
3:33:45>> Yeah. I was just thinking that.
3:33:47>> That's great.
3:33:48>> I know.
3:33:49>> You actually agree it's an action
3:33:50adventure?
3:33:51>> Yep. It Wait, no.
3:33:54>> What?
3:33:54>> Romantic comedy. What?
3:33:57>> What do you mean what?
3:33:58>> Who's right, Beimo?
3:34:00>> Yeah, me or Finn.
3:34:04>> We'll ask him when he wakes up.
3:34:06>> Why? Wait, dear Beimo, please use only
3:34:11the best footage when cutting the movie.
3:34:14Love, Jake
3:34:17>> and Finn.
3:34:19>> See you at the movie club then.
3:34:21>> Oh, I'll be there.
3:34:22>> As will I. as will I as well.
3:34:34>> Yes. Oh, yes. I can't wait. I can't
3:34:38wait.
3:34:39All right. Thank
3:34:46you guys.
3:34:49>> YEAH. OH, YEAH. JAKE.
3:34:59MY BEANS.
3:35:05Time to join in on the fun.
3:35:07>> You guys ruined everything. I'M GOING TO
3:35:11KILL YOU.
3:35:12>> BUT WE'RE UNDEAD.
3:35:17>> JEEZ, we really scared her.
3:35:19>> Nice vampire scare, guys. Thanks.
3:35:23>> Yeah.
3:35:24>> Pretty good, fellas.
3:35:26>> Yeah.
3:35:29>> You guys ready
3:35:30>> for the next vampire lesson?
3:35:34>> You know we are
3:35:35>> good.
3:35:39>> Okay, everyone, stop the toughness
3:35:40lesson.
3:35:41>> Goodbye,
3:35:42>> Finn. Jake, you guys okay?
3:35:44>> We're okay. It's all worth it.
3:35:47>> See, they're fine.
3:35:49>> When did you go all soft? You used to
3:35:51like teaching people about kicks.
3:35:54>> Hey guys, I think you're ready to learn
3:35:56how to float. All you have to do is jump
3:35:59off that ledge.
3:36:01>> Cool. Wait, there's more beginner
3:36:04lessons you need to learn before
3:36:05floating. Like uh the spooky vampire
3:36:09walk. See? Spooky.
3:36:16No way. We want to fly.
3:36:28You guys stop right now.
3:36:30>> Arceline, chill out. It's going to be
3:36:32okay. We've got a plan. Now, get in your
3:36:36flying positions.
3:36:39>> VAMPIRE.
3:36:43>> What are you guys waiting for? You said
3:36:44you had a plan. We do. It's to LET THEM
3:36:48DIE.
3:36:55WE WON.
3:36:59>> AWESOME.
3:37:04>> WE DID IT.
3:37:06>> YEAH.
3:37:07>> WAY TO GO, MARCELINE. HEY, you guys need
3:37:09to stop trying to kill my friends.
3:37:11>> They got to die someday.
3:37:13>> Hey, let's invite them to our place.
3:37:16When they show up,
3:37:17>> we'll suck their guts out through their
3:37:20brains.
3:37:22>> Did you see us?
3:37:23>> Yeah, you guys were pretty amazing.
3:37:26>> Hey, we're going to throw a party
3:37:28>> in honor of your new vampire skills.
3:37:30>> Holy snaps, that's awesome.
3:37:32>> They're lying to you guys. They just
3:37:34want to suck the guts out of the top of
3:37:36your head.
3:37:37>> What?
3:37:38>> She's just jealous of you.
3:37:41>> We'll see you at midnight at our place,
3:37:45guys. Promise me you're not going to
3:37:47that party.
3:37:47>> We're not going to go.
3:37:48>> You're not?
3:37:49>> Nah, I'm kind of tired from doing
3:37:51vampire stuff all day. We're just going
3:37:52to chill.
3:37:53>> Oh, okay.
3:37:54>> Well, we're going back home.
3:37:56>> Peace.
3:37:59>> Number 25, Blood Drive.
3:38:03>> Hey guys, we're here. Wow, look at you
3:38:06guys. That's awesome.
3:38:12Oh, you
3:38:21>> Georgie. What's wrong?
3:38:23>> Jake, what's happening?
3:38:24>> I think they're testing our vampire
3:38:26abilities.
3:38:27>> Oh, sweet.
3:38:28>> Vampire kick.
3:38:31>> Oh, come on. Will you knock it off
3:38:34already?
3:38:35>> You know you're not even real vampires.
3:38:38>> Then why am I flying, Wendy?
3:38:42Oh,
3:38:45>> yo, man. I think Marceline tricked us.
3:38:48>> Yeah,
3:38:49>> VAMPIRE.
3:38:52>> FINN. JAKE, I'm so sorry I got you into
3:38:55this. I should have never pranked you so
3:38:57perfectly.
3:38:58>> It's okay. You're here now to beat up
3:39:00those ghosts and save us.
3:39:02>> Oh, no. Vampires can't beat ghosts. It's
3:39:05like a rock, paper, scissors thing. I
3:39:08just came to apologize. Oh man,
3:39:16>> that's insane.
3:39:18>> I know, but I'll show them. I'll show
3:39:21them how they've heard us.
3:39:22>> No.
3:39:26>> There out over the lake.
3:39:31>> After his butt.
3:39:32>> I'm your dinghy dog.
3:39:38Here, I'll help battle.
3:39:40>> Hey, it's me.
3:39:43A Come on. I'm sorry I punched you in
3:39:45the bowl.
3:39:54Closing in. Going to get you, man.
3:39:59Closer, Jake. Closer.
3:40:02Closer.
3:40:03Ah, princess. No.
3:40:07Hold.
3:40:09Oh, gross. This water stinks.
3:40:14ICE KING, LOOK. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
3:40:17TO HER.
3:40:18>> GUYS, don't let the lich reach his well
3:40:21of power.
3:40:25>> Oh no, he's made it.
3:40:28>> Don't worry, princess.
3:40:32>> Hey, where you guys going? What's going
3:40:34on?
3:40:45I don't have time for this. Then let's
3:40:47go.
3:40:50>> My back.
3:40:51>> It's okay.
3:40:59Man, I I want to go after them, but that
3:41:02hole looks scary, doesn't it?
3:41:04Well, holes are holes.
3:41:12The lich.
3:41:18>> He's getting his powers back. Weird.
3:41:20>> NO. PREPARE thyself to get SMOKE IN THE
3:41:25NAME OF BUBBLEGUM.
3:41:35YEP. Holes are holes.
3:41:39Look out. That's it. I'm going to bark
3:41:42them FROM MY
3:41:51>> OH, NO.
3:42:00STOP.
3:42:00>> Aren't you cold, Finn?
3:42:04Walk into the well, Finn.
3:42:09Aren't you cold?
3:42:15>> No, I'm not. I'VE GOT A SWEATER ON.
3:42:18>> YOU ARE A joke to me.
3:42:27This sweater, it's keeping me safe.
3:42:30>> I care about you, Finn.
3:42:32>> This is it. The ultimate weapon against
3:42:35evil. The power of look liking someone a
3:42:40lot.
3:42:43Lynch.
3:43:08Finn, buddy.
3:43:12Jake.
3:43:14Jake.
3:43:15>> Oh, Finn, you did it.
3:43:18>> We did. Hey. Yeah, we did it. Oh, you
3:43:22guys. This experience has brought us all
3:43:24so much closer together. Princess, I'm
3:43:27sorry for all of this. I love you, and
3:43:29I've decided to set you free.
3:43:32>> Go free.
3:43:37Uh, whoops. I've got the drops.
3:43:57Yeah.
3:43:58>> Yeah.
3:43:59>> What's for be fast, Jake?
3:44:01>> Everything burrito.
3:44:07>> I love you. Everything burrito.
3:44:16Oh man, I think someone wants to eat
3:44:18everything. Burrito, I won't let them
3:44:20get you, baby.
3:44:21>> Jake, come on. Get ready.
3:44:24>> READY.
3:44:29>> PINK.
3:44:29>> SO,
3:44:30>> LOOK AT THE LITTLE FACES.
3:44:32>> WE'RE NOT CUTE. We're evil. And we're
3:44:35here to dominate you.
3:44:37>> Get the camera, Jake.
3:44:38>> I can't. I'M PARALYZED BY THE CUTENESS.
3:44:41BEMO.
3:44:43>> WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
3:44:45>> BEMO. Get camera.
3:44:46>> Beimo is camera.
3:44:55>> Enough. Now bow down to me, cute king,
3:44:59and my legion of cuties.
3:45:04>> Great shot, Beimo. Since you won't take
3:45:07us seriously, we will kill you. Until
3:45:10then, enjoy your burrito, Jake.
3:45:21My burrito.
3:45:22>> It's perfectly fine.
3:45:24>> No, Finn. They probably poisoned it.
3:45:27>> No.
3:45:28>> They knew my name. They knew about the
3:45:30burrito. Man, you're letting your brain
3:45:33dial turn your fear volume up. You'll
3:45:35see. Those cuties are nothing but an
3:45:37afternoon's delight.
3:45:49>> Jake, what are you doing on my bed?
3:45:51>> Oh, nothing much. You know, just
3:45:54chilling.
3:45:55>> Wait a second. Are you still messed up
3:45:57about those little guys?
3:45:59>> A little.
3:46:00>> Look, man. What do you say tomorrow
3:46:02morning we go track those little guys
3:46:03down and find out just what their deal
3:46:05is? Sound good, buddy?
3:46:06>> Yeah. Thanks, buddy.
3:46:11>> And you sound just like mom sometimes.
3:46:13>> Yeah, good old mom.
3:46:14>> She always knew just what to say.
3:46:16>> Yeah.
3:46:18Good night, brother.
3:46:19>> Good night.
3:46:22Finn. Finn. Finn, wake up, man.
3:46:25>> What? Huh?
3:46:26>> I think someone's in the house.
3:46:30For real, man. Shh. Listen.
3:46:35Uh,
3:46:37>> I swear, man. I really heard something.
3:46:40Finn,
3:46:41>> I heard. Okay. Who's out there?
3:46:50>> What the That's my sword. What do they
3:46:53want with my sword, man?
3:46:57It came from downstairs.
3:46:59>> All right, that's it. Where are you
3:47:01going?
3:47:03>> I'm going to go manhandle those guys'
3:47:05bananas.
3:47:06The web.
3:47:09>> Well, they broke a window, but I don't
3:47:12see any of them. I guess they left.
3:47:15>> OH NO. OH NO.
3:47:17>> JAKE, WHAT IS IT?
3:47:19>> Oh no. It's a dead goat, man. Its guts
3:47:23are all over the place. It's all chopped
3:47:26up and spread around and Oh, no wait.
3:47:29It's just a blanket. I think I left it
3:47:30here this morning.
3:47:33>> Finn, this is the voice of your mom.
3:47:37I've come back to tell you how dumb you
3:47:40always are.
3:47:42I hate you guys so much.
3:47:48Get him, JAKE.
3:47:56JAKE, I got him. He's freaking out, man.
3:48:00What do I do?
3:48:01>> Shake him.
3:48:01>> What? Shake him around till he stops.
3:48:04>> Okay,
3:48:09>> he stopped.
3:48:10>> Okay, now tell him not to talk about our
3:48:12mom.
3:48:13>> How do you even know about our mom?
3:48:15>> We've been watching you.
3:48:26Jake, why didn't you stick to the plan?
3:48:30>> Hey, you want to bump baby lumps?
3:48:31>> Sick? No, just try to follow the plans.
3:48:34Okay.
3:48:35>> Yeah.
3:48:37>> Come on out, cuties. It's safe now.
3:48:42Now, get out of here.
3:48:47Hey, you hear something up there?
3:48:52It's a fat fat warrior beat. So,
3:48:56it calls me forth.
3:49:05Fighters.
3:49:08Fighters
3:49:11seek you glory from the fight king.
3:49:16>> Maybe.
3:49:17>> Then step forth beyond
3:49:20the moonlight seal to fur
3:49:25in blood and glory
3:49:29forever.
3:49:31>> Nah, this is a trap. Shh. We sniffed out
3:49:34that trap like champs, trying to get us
3:49:37up in that cursed arena.
3:49:38>> Then I bet the exits would all magically
3:49:40seal behind us.
3:49:41>> We probably have to fight gladiator
3:49:43ghosts.
3:49:44>> Yeah, that sounds so dumb
3:49:48and flipping awesome.
3:49:51>> We're back, fools.
3:49:55All exits are sealed.
3:49:59Now you must fight my big gladiator
3:50:03ghost.
3:50:05>> Yeah. Okay.
3:50:20>> I'mma beat you with your own thing. Give
3:50:22it up.
3:50:25H I
3:50:27sorry
3:50:30I
3:50:32LOVE
3:50:36I'll kill you for breaking your promise.
3:50:43>> Yeah.
3:50:45>> Good.
3:50:47Take these branches of pom.
3:50:50>> Yeah.
3:50:51>> That prize kind of stinks. Let's go,
3:50:53Finn. My thighs hurt. Oh man. Okay, it
3:50:56was fun. I'm keeping the branch.
3:50:59>> Where do you think you're going?
3:51:05>> You must earn thy freedom by defeating
3:51:09each of my ghosts. When you are ready,
3:51:13speak the fight king's name, and I shall
3:51:16raise you for battle.
3:51:25H. Okay. I have a plan. We'll do what
3:51:28the Viking says and defeat his ghost to
3:51:30earn our freedom. You're going to follow
3:51:33my plan, right?
3:51:34>> Mhm. But hey, if you replace me with a
3:51:37dummy, I could stay down here and dig
3:51:39for lava. THEN I'D FORGE a molten hula
3:51:42hoop.
3:51:42>> That's an entirely different plan than
3:51:44my plan. What's the hula hoop for?
3:51:46>> Morale, dude. This tomb will be as fun
3:51:49as a tropical island. as a tropical
3:51:53island. as a tropical island. As a
3:51:57tropical island.
3:52:01Check it out, dude. Yep.
3:52:06It's a dirt dummy Jake. Just like in the
3:52:09plan.
3:52:16>> We're ready, I guess. Viking.
3:52:22Gladoria continues for you, human and
3:52:28dog.
3:52:30>> Yep, this is dog.
3:52:32>> Arise, Triscus.
3:52:35Where?
3:52:46Oh, give me Briscus.
3:52:56The core.
3:52:58>> All these orbs must be your memories.
3:53:00>> How are we supposed to know which one to
3:53:02grab?
3:53:02>> Play hot cold with your forehead.
3:53:05>> All right. Hot or cold?
3:53:07>> Cold. Definitely cold.
3:53:11>> Warmer.
3:53:12>> Yep.
3:53:14Warmer. Warmer.
3:53:17Whoa. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. That must be
3:53:21the one.
3:53:31>> Hey, you have arms.
3:53:33>> That's right. Genius. Huh?
3:53:36>> You lied to us.
3:53:38>> Ah, the important thing is Marceline's
3:53:41awake.
3:53:45Marcy. Marcy.
3:53:46>> No.
3:53:47>> You're okay.
3:53:49>> Quit touching my hair. You had a magic
3:53:52accident and we saved you with some help
3:53:53from your wizard friend.
3:53:54>> That's Ash.
3:53:55>> Ash?
3:53:56>> He's not my friend. He's my boyfriend.
3:53:59>> What?
3:54:00>> That's right, babe.
3:54:01>> Ash, what's going on?
3:54:03>> Just picking up my girl for a night on
3:54:04the town at my place.
3:54:08>> That's sweet.
3:54:10>> What? Oh, grow up, you guys. I'm going
3:54:13to go freshen up.
3:54:15>> That's a relief.
3:54:17>> Oh, Ash.
3:54:20>> What?
3:54:21>> Don't you guys get it? I outrained you.
3:54:25That wasn't the memory of a sleep spell
3:54:27you brought me. That memory was our
3:54:30breakup.
3:54:32>> GET OVER YOU, PSYCHO.
3:54:34>> That's enough of that.
3:54:36>> Oh, NO.
3:54:37>> WHAT?
3:54:38>> YEP. Come on, Marmar. Let's go. No,
3:54:40Marceline.
3:54:41>> Ashacus. Flyus.
3:54:47>> They're gone, man. He took her.
3:54:49>> DON'T WORRY, FINN. I GOT THE SCENT.
3:54:54Follow me.
3:54:57>> This is it.
3:54:58>> I can smell him in there. So, what's the
3:55:00plan?
3:55:01>> Um, okay. You take that shovel and keep
3:55:04banging it against that shed till Ash
3:55:06comes out to see what's happening. Then
3:55:08I'll sneak in and I'll rescue Marceline.
3:55:11>> Nice.
3:55:19>> My house. What's happening?
3:55:21>> What?
3:55:22>> No. Don't hurt me.
3:55:24>> No. NO. SORRY.
3:55:28>> WAIT.
3:55:30>> HELP. SOMEBODY HELP ME.
3:55:31>> WHAT? STOP THIS. HALLELU.
3:55:33>> HELP. HELP.
3:55:35>> HEY, hold it. You get back here,
3:55:42>> Ben. Then what are you doing? You can't
3:55:44be here. Ash doesn't like me hanging out
3:55:46with mere mortals.
3:55:48>> Yeah, okay. Sorry, Marceline. I'll go.
3:55:51I've just got to show you something
3:55:52first.
3:56:02>> Hello, Finn. I'm a puff baby that can
3:56:06dance like a man. I can shake a m I can
3:56:09shake them again. I'm a tough to baby. I
3:56:12can punch your buns. Punch at your buns.
3:56:15I can punch all your buns. If you're an
3:56:17evil witch, I will punch you for fun.
3:56:22Hey, there you are.
3:56:25>> Finn, what's going on? What is this
3:56:27place?
3:56:28>> It's my old house. That magic powder put
3:56:30you in my memories. Me and Jake were in
3:56:32yours before, but Ash tricked us into
3:56:34stealing your memory of breaking up with
3:56:35him. But it's okay, cuz I saw the
3:56:38missing memory. Now I have a memory of
3:56:39your memory and my memory. See?
3:56:42>> Oh, I saw that teddy bear that you love
3:56:44so much to a witch.
3:56:47>> Get over you, psycho.
3:56:50>> Finn, I think I'd like to wake up now.
3:56:56>> You going to be okay, Marceline?
3:56:57>> Yeah. Thanks, Finn.
3:56:59Yo, Marmar, what's what's with the
3:57:01chump? Come on. I said no chumps. Ash
3:57:04gets hungies at 8:00. You need to get
3:57:07back in the kitchen and make me dinner.
3:57:11I want a turkey sandwich with tomato.
3:57:16Also, pickles.
3:57:19Oh my. Oh, not
3:57:27a
3:57:32Good morning breakfast princesses.
3:57:42>> Huh?
3:57:46Sis, give me the phone.
3:57:50Oh, hey Finn. I got another Ice King
3:57:53situation here. Oh, yeah. That would be
3:57:56great. Thanks.
3:57:59Ice King, how many times have we warned
3:58:02you about using love potion? That's why
3:58:04I'm using honey. Man, who cares if it's
3:58:07honey? You stink anyways.
3:58:10>> Yeah, you stink so much. I'm going to
3:58:11ground you for a week. WHAT? YOU CAN'T
3:58:14DO THAT. YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS.
3:58:17>> YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 2 weeks. Three
3:58:20weeks? OH, SNAPS. WHY? I DIDN'T DO
3:58:23ANYTHING. Four weeks.
3:58:28Fine. But I'm only going to do it for a
3:58:31week. That just grounded you for 4
3:58:33weeks.
3:58:34>> Oh, dang.
3:58:37Okay.
3:58:42What's up with the peace sign?
3:58:44>> Oh, no. I was just trying to show you
3:58:46how many weeks you got.
3:58:49>> Get out of here, bubble butt.
3:58:54>> Awesome.
3:58:56A
3:58:58>> this is so unfair. They're the ones who
3:59:00SHOULD BE GROUNDED, NOT ME. I'M SO MAD.
3:59:05I could just hit them. If only I could
3:59:08hit them without leaving the castle.
3:59:15H I T M A N. Woo.
3:59:22Perfect. Dear Mr. Scorcher, I would like
3:59:26you to hit two people. Neat name, by the
3:59:29way. Love the ice king.
3:59:35>> Wa, you are fast
3:59:39and quiet
3:59:42and very good at dramatic silence. I
3:59:44like it. All right, so how do we do
3:59:47this? We shake hands or AH
3:59:54PAPERWORK.
3:59:58Ben and Jake.
4:00:11Ah, there he is. Huh? What's he doing?
4:00:16What the I hired A HITMAN, NOT A
4:00:19FIREMAN.
4:00:22>> DUDE, you see my masterpiece coming
4:00:24together, right?
4:00:25>> Mine's whack.
4:00:27>> Well, put some meat in there.
4:00:28>> Huh? What kind of meat is that?
4:00:30>> That's meat man's meat.
4:00:32>> Do you think it hurts meat man when he
4:00:33gives us his meat?
4:00:34>> I don't know. I can't read his mind.
4:00:40>> No.
4:00:43You guys, I
4:00:44>> What do you think grounded means?
4:00:46>> It's wasted, man.
4:00:48>> Oh, great. Now, see what you did to my
4:00:50buddy. SO, HELP ME, ICE KING.
4:00:52>> OKAY. OKAY. OH,
4:00:56it's all right, buddy. We can make
4:00:57another.
4:00:59Sheesh. The scorcher guy's got some
4:01:01weird ideas about hitting.
4:01:05Hey, there you are. What's that? I
4:01:07already signed that. I thought I told
4:01:09you to hit them, not burn them alive.
4:01:12You big dummy. G. It's almost like you
4:01:15want to kill them. Lucky for them, I
4:01:17stopped the fire. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
4:01:19WHEN YOU'RE BURNED ALIVE? YOUR EYEBALLS
4:01:22EXPLODE. WOW. HEY, BOY.
4:01:28PUNCH. PUNCH. PUNCH.
4:01:31RAINORN. Don't eat him.
4:01:45I swim.
4:01:55>> Ben. Ben. Ben, where are you? I need you
4:01:59to try this.
4:02:00>> I'll be there in a sec.
4:02:04>> What's the status?
4:02:06>> Good, man.
4:02:07>> Nice. Seal the deal, bro.
4:02:10Okay, man. Whatevers.
4:02:12>> You can do it. You hear me? I'm playing
4:02:14Beimo. Call me later. Bye.
4:02:16>> How's Finn's date?
4:02:17>> Think it's going good.
4:02:18>> I'm liking your game, boy.
4:02:20>> Where's the key to the tower? Beimo,
4:02:22tell me.
4:02:24>> Okay, Finn. She's 13. You are 13. Just
4:02:28have fun. Be yourself.
4:02:33>> What's that? Are you trying to make
4:02:35yourself 18 again?
4:02:36>> Nah, this is an instant bath serum. It
4:02:39makes you sweat cleaning agents.
4:02:40>> I don't bathe. I want that.
4:02:46So spice. So spice.
4:02:48>> You're so spiced.
4:02:53>> Announcing the arrival of the roll of
4:02:55lemon crab.
4:03:04This castle is in UNACCEPTABLE
4:03:09CONDITION.
4:03:11UNACCEPTABLE.
4:03:14>> 30 days in the dungeon.
4:03:16>> For who?
4:03:17>> Everyone in this room.
4:03:21>> Wait, wait. You can't give orders like
4:03:24that. I'm in charge here. Lemongrass.
4:03:26>> Too young. Too young to RULE THE
4:03:28KINGDOM. WATCH YOUR MANNERS WITH THE
4:03:30PRINCESS.
4:03:32>> What the hell?
4:03:34I am next in line to the throne. So, I
4:03:40will be in charge until Princess
4:03:41Bubblegum turns 18 again. That's Bunk,
4:03:45right, Prios?
4:03:46>> No, he is rightful ruler under kingdom
4:03:48law. It's complicated.
4:03:51>> I created Lemongra.
4:03:54He was the first one of my experiments
4:03:55gone wrong.
4:04:07And now that I'm younger than him, he
4:04:09inherits the right to control the
4:04:11throne.
4:04:12>> If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a nap
4:04:15and clean this place up. OUR DUNGEON. 3
4:04:17HOURS DUNGEON. WHO ARE YOU talking to? 3
4:04:21HOURS DUNGEON.
4:04:25OH,
4:04:26WE'LL SEE YOU IN a few hours. Okay,
4:04:28Starchy.
4:04:29>> Yeah, right. If Star survives that long.
4:04:33>> Finn, this is dirt balls. We've got to
4:04:35do something to make him leave.
4:04:37>> Yeah, like pranking him up his face.
4:04:39>> Yeah, and I have the perfect prank. Come
4:04:41on, Finn.
4:05:21Huh? You really smell like dog.
4:05:32>> Well, well, well. This is everyone then?
4:05:35>> Yes, all the castle staff.
4:05:37>> So, which one of YOU WAS IT? WHO DID THE
4:05:42THING?
4:05:43>> The thing?
4:05:50THE THING? THE THING.
4:05:52>> HEY MAN, calm down. It's just a prank,
4:05:55man. For laughs.
4:05:57>> Prank for laughs?
4:06:00>> Yes, of course. Just a harmless prank
4:06:04for laughs.
4:06:1312 years dungeon. All of you. DUNGEON.
4:06:15SEVEN YEARS. NO TRIALS. Come on, let's
4:06:17move it. Uh, I don't think that worked
4:06:20out too math, Finn.
4:06:21>> What? No. No. He just needs some more to
4:06:24finish the job. He'll leave the kingdom.
4:06:26Let's try it my way this time. Okay.
4:06:34>> Finn and Jake.
4:06:35>> Well,
4:06:37making you make will make you cry. Your
4:06:40mama lies. Jake likes pies. I'm a guy
4:06:42who stick my stick into your eye and
4:06:45you'll say, "Why? Why? Why? Why? Wait,
4:06:57>> sir. My sir H.
4:06:59>> A message from their majesties.
4:07:02>> King space.
4:07:03>> We can't find our baby girl.
4:07:07>> She's been missing for days.
4:07:11>> Whoa, stop your crying, you two. We'll
4:07:12help you find your daughter. We'll find
4:07:14her using Jake's muscles. Dude, show off
4:07:17your muscles.
4:07:18Woo!
4:07:19>> No more tears, Booby Bear. Please take
4:07:23her these sandwiches we made. She loves
4:07:25these sandwiches.
4:07:28Thank you, boys.
4:07:29>> Woo!
4:07:30>> Dude, I know where Lumpy Space Princess
4:07:32is. She's in the woods eating beans.
4:07:34>> Mhm. This is going to be easy as uh
4:07:39>> easy as child birth.
4:07:41>> Yeah. Okay.
4:07:47Please, please help me. A monster is
4:07:49terrorizing our village and has eaten up
4:07:51all the crops.
4:07:52>> Why were you up here in this tree?
4:07:54>> I thought I saw some food. And I was
4:07:56hiding from the monster.
4:07:58You must help.
4:08:01>> I guess we can help this guy real quick
4:08:03and then get back to LSP.
4:08:04>> Where's your village?
4:08:06>> Um, I don't remember. Howard remembers.
4:08:09Hey, it's Howard. HOWARD? YOU REMEMBER
4:08:13WHERE THE VILLAGE IS?
4:08:14>> YEAH, I marked it on the map, but uh
4:08:17it's only half
4:08:23>> Well, we're all ready.
4:08:24>> We can't leave yet.
4:08:28>> A
4:08:33>> All right, now we're ready.
4:08:35>> What's in the basket?
4:08:37>> Sandwiches.
4:08:38>> Food.
4:08:40Wait. You can't eat this food. It's not
4:08:42ours to give.
4:08:45>> Now, show us the way to your town. I'm
4:08:47too tired from hunger. And carry me.
4:08:51>> Okay.
4:08:55>> The monster lives in that windmill.
4:08:58We're too scared to go near it.
4:09:00>> Nothing scares us.
4:09:04>> Be alert. Anything could pop out of
4:09:06there and rip our faces off. Woo!
4:09:14>> Be careful, Finn.
4:09:19>> It's you, Ben. What the junk?
4:09:23>> It's you,
4:09:25>> Salachz.
4:09:26>> LSP, what the heck are you doing here?
4:09:28>> Are you in here making out with the
4:09:30monster?
4:09:33>> No, I am the monster.
4:09:36>> WHAT?
4:09:37It's a long story.
4:09:40It all started at my lumping parents
4:09:42house,
4:09:43>> daughter.
4:09:45>> Yeah.
4:09:46>> How are the sandwiches?
4:09:47>> They're lump and delicious. Mom,
4:09:49>> you know, you could enjoy your mom's
4:09:52sandwiches every day if you came back
4:09:54more often.
4:09:55>> No, you can have them delivered to me at
4:09:58my apartment.
4:09:59>> But what if you can move back home,
4:10:01sweetheart?
4:10:03>> What? You invited me here under false
4:10:05pretenses?
4:10:07Wait, sweetheart. We're just worried
4:10:09about you. Huh?
4:10:11>> Y'all don't think I can make it on my
4:10:12own. I'll show you. I'm running away. I
4:10:15stormed out and left Lumpy Space
4:10:18forever.
4:10:19>> Oh, and then you found this windmill.
4:10:22>> No, something else happened first. Keep
4:10:25listening.
4:10:26>> I was so cold and I was so very hungry.
4:10:38Uh-oh.
4:10:41Oh, club.
4:10:45Maybe I can make a shelter out of these
4:10:49nuts.
4:10:56It's not fair.
4:11:06This next one is very rewarding.
4:11:09>> Grab it, Gunter. Pick it up.
4:11:13Pick it up.
4:11:16What are you waiting for? Just grab it.
4:11:24Gunter, come back. Gunter,
4:11:28you are being naughty. Gunter, you've
4:11:30interrupted my thing. Now you stay right
4:11:32here and go to sleep. Sleep.
4:11:37Oh, so cute. All right, back to art.
4:11:40Good. Gunter, wake up.
4:11:44Go get the key.
4:11:50Sarn it. Gunter. Okay, time for a
4:11:53break. Who wants lemonade?
4:11:57Oh, don't want to lose this.
4:12:00Hunter. JAKE. NO. YOU'RE BONDING WITHOUT
4:12:04ME.
4:12:08>> It's for your own good, sweetie. Now
4:12:11then,
4:12:14>> wait. You're sleeping up here?
4:12:16>> Well,
4:12:18not before our next bonding activity. A
4:12:21late night dab session.
4:12:25Do you want to talk about girls?
4:12:28Do you have a crush on anyone?
4:12:30>> Uh, yeah. My girlfriend, Lady Rainicorn.
4:12:34>> Oh,
4:12:36don't worry. I won't tell anyone.
4:12:39Know who I have a crush on? Princess
4:12:42Bubblegum.
4:12:43>> You don't say.
4:12:44>> Oh, I do. I've liked her for quite some
4:12:47time. Feels weird to say it out loud.
4:12:53>> What? Aw, HE FELL ASLEEP WITH HIS EYES
4:12:55OPEN. FINN. FINN, SNAP OUT OF IT.
4:13:00>> Astral Beast, where are you? Show
4:13:03yourself. Why not? Does this dance
4:13:06please you? Astral beast, does this
4:13:08please you?
4:13:12This is it.
4:13:16The astral beast cometh.
4:13:24Who's hungry? Jake, you hungry?
4:13:27>> I'm hungry.
4:13:28>> All right, fair enough. Well, how about
4:13:30I make us some omelets?
4:13:33>> That sounds pretty good, actually.
4:13:34>> I'm going to put my foot in it. Eating a
4:13:38part of me will bring us closer
4:13:39together. I'll be inside of you.
4:13:44>> Dude, you're back.
4:13:45>> Yep. I just got back from the astral
4:13:48plane.
4:13:48>> Where's your astral beast?
4:13:50>> It's on its way. It's going to be
4:13:51awesome.
4:13:52>> What kind of beast?
4:13:53>> I'm not sure. I couldn't see it in the
4:13:55astral plane, but I heard it. It sounded
4:13:57really intense.
4:13:59>> Maybe a gorilla.
4:14:00>> A gorilla? Huh?
4:14:03>> A junk. Did I summon butterflies?
4:14:07>> I'm the worst.
4:14:08>> Hey, come on now. You're not the worst.
4:14:10>> Yeah, I am.
4:14:11>> No, you're not. You're the best
4:14:12>> at being the worst.
4:14:16>> What are you doing? I'm using my
4:14:18enhanced brain sense to tell your astral
4:14:19beast to slap some sense into you.
4:14:21>> That's cool. I deserve it.
4:14:25>> No, you don't.
4:14:36Well, I don't want to use too much foot.
4:14:38It'll overpower the eggs. Take away from
4:14:40the omelette.
4:14:44Ben and Jake and a bunch of butterflies
4:14:47and a sword.
4:14:50What do you want from me? What do we
4:14:52want? WE WANT YOU TO UNFREEZE US, you
4:14:55lunatic. No, we're not friends yet. You
4:14:58haven't eaten my omelette.
4:15:03>> Friends don't eat each other, Ice King.
4:15:05That's not how friends work. Now, unlock
4:15:07this bottle and unfreeze us. Oh, all
4:15:11right. I don't know how you're doing
4:15:12this, but it is impressive.
4:15:17Wait a minute. Which bottle is it?
4:15:21I think they brought me the wrong
4:15:22bottle. Gunter's still upstairs. Gunter.
4:15:26Gunter. Gunter. Gunter.
4:15:38Okay, now to stop the ice.
4:15:41My body is squishy. That's how I
4:15:43survive.
4:15:44>> Wa! That's turbo amazing.
4:15:49>> Stay close to me, Abra Daniel.
4:15:59>> What? You turn me pink, bro.
4:16:05>> Three wizards remain. Time to get real.
4:16:10I want to see some crazy whisb.
4:16:16>> Whisbe. Whisbe. Oh, I can almost taste
4:16:20those sweet lips.
4:16:25Quick, listen. Now's the time for you to
4:16:27help me. Hey guys. Guys, what are you
4:16:31whispering? Come on. I got a surprise
4:16:33for you fools. Yeah, that's right. Just
4:16:36a little closer. Oh, what's in here? In
4:16:40my little sleeve hole.
4:16:42>> Watch out, man. You got this, Danny boy.
4:16:46MY NUNCHUCKS. NO.
4:16:48>> YES, I did it. I really did it. I'm a
4:16:53true wizard.
4:16:58>> I have powers too, YOU BUTTS. I saw a
4:17:02shield.
4:17:04>> Rocket Daniel.
4:17:06>> What? WHAT IS THAT?
4:17:11GOOD JOB, DANNY. YOU'RE NOT A WIMP
4:17:13ANYMORE. You should feel pretty good.
4:17:14>> I do. I feel real good.
4:17:19>> I'm going to forfeit now. I only wanted
4:17:21to stop the Ice King.
4:17:22>> Uh-uh.
4:17:23>> I forfeit. I forfeit everyone.
4:17:28>> Whoa. Abra Daniel wins. YOU ARE THE
4:17:32greatest wizard in Oo. Whoa. Whoa. Thank
4:17:37you, Grandmaster Wizard. I guess through
4:17:39this trial, I have become a great
4:17:42wizard. I I came here with no
4:17:44self-esteem and no chances. A willow
4:17:47wisp of a boy. But I walk out this
4:17:49arena, a man, a confident man who
4:17:54deserved a kiss from a princess.
4:18:08It appears you have knocked out
4:18:10Abraadaniel using the most shameful of
4:18:13all magic, a power shriek.
4:18:17>> But since you are the last wizard, you
4:18:20are the winner of wizard battle.
4:18:22>> Go get ready for your kiss, champ.
4:18:28>> Wow, man.
4:18:29>> What? I never heard you scream like that
4:18:31before. You were all like, "No,
4:18:35no one kisses her but me."
4:18:38>> Yeah, okay. I want to kiss her. All
4:18:40right, you got me. The big secret is
4:18:42out. Okay, Jake. I like Princess
4:18:43Bubblegum. Are you happy, Jake?
4:18:49>> Oh, Jake, don't cry, man. I'm not really
4:18:51mad at you.
4:18:53I'm just sick of having to hide my
4:18:55feelings. All the Drizz, it's
4:18:56exhausting. Then stop hiding your
4:18:58feelings, man. Go out there and smooch
4:19:00it up.
4:19:02>> Yeah. All right, man.
4:19:04>> You ready in there?
4:19:06>> Yeah, I'm coming.
4:19:09>> Get ready for the ultimate prize.
4:19:14Watch her lips pop before your eyes.
4:19:19Never in your life would you dream of
4:19:24this.
4:19:30Whoa.
4:19:32DAG.
4:19:33>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? UH,
4:19:35>> Ice King was cheating his way through
4:19:36wizard battle using nunchucks. So Jake
4:19:38and I faked beam wizards to save you
4:19:40from having to kiss him. And and we
4:19:44dishonored wizard battle.
4:19:45>> Oh, Finn, you did all that for me.
4:19:51That's for being sweet and that's for
4:19:54cheating. Then, you know better than to
4:19:56ruin the sanctity of wizard battle.
4:19:58Wizards only, silly.
4:20:01Okay, everyone, go home. Start getting
4:20:04ready for next year. A
4:20:11>> Jeez, I don't know. I've thought about
4:20:13it, but I think you could wear your
4:20:15pants as a shirt if you really needed
4:20:17to.
4:20:19>> Okay. Okay. Now, you ask me something.
4:20:22>> Oh. Um, is this a date?
4:20:27>> Fiona, come to the ball with me.
4:20:30>> As your chum?
4:20:32>> No, as my girlfriend.
4:20:37>> It was a date. There was singing and
4:20:39junk.
4:20:40>> I know. I was there for that part.
4:20:42>> Kiki wants me to go to the ball as his
4:20:44girlfriend.
4:20:45>> Oh my goodness. It's almost 7:00. You
4:20:47need something to wear. OH, HOLD ON,
4:20:49HONEY. I'm going to make this happen.
4:20:56How am I supposed to fit my weapons in
4:20:58this?
4:20:58>> IT'S A BALL. YOU DON'T NEED WEAPONS.
4:21:01>> I'll take my retractable sword.
4:21:03>> Okay, let's go. Go, go.
4:21:14A lovely, lovely place.
4:21:18>> Yes, I designed it myself.
4:21:24I've been looking for you.
4:21:26>> Well, here I am.
4:21:29>> Hey, I want to show you something.
4:21:31>> Okay.
4:21:32>> Woo. Okay, girl. See you later.
4:21:41>> What? Hey, is this your bedroom,
4:21:44>> Fiona?
4:21:46>> Whoa.
4:21:50WHAT?
4:21:59This was so much easier than I thought
4:22:01it would be.
4:22:03This is really messed up. Ice Queen,
4:22:05what is your problem with me?
4:22:09You're what stands between me and my
4:22:11gumball.
4:22:16I can't believe I fell for this trash.
4:22:18You got me show up with a dress and a p
4:22:20my purse. My sword.
4:22:29>> You like my ice sword?
4:22:32Get off.
4:22:51Oh my goodness.
4:22:54>> WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
4:22:58DON'T YOU TOUCH HER.
4:23:01SH.
4:23:01>> IT'S OKAY. It's okay. It was the ice
4:23:04queen.
4:23:06>> MY FRIEND
4:23:15My magic tiara, my powers.
4:23:17>> And this is for making my heart guts.
4:23:23I'm a queen.
4:23:25>> No, you might catch her crazy.
4:23:27>> Wow, Fiona, you're you're just really
4:23:30incredible. Maybe we should meet up for
4:23:33a date.
4:23:35>> No way, man. Not interested.
4:23:38I think the reason I got all these guy
4:23:40friends and no boyfriend is because I
4:23:42don't really want to date any of them. I
4:23:44don't need to feel like I'm waiting to
4:23:46be noticed. I know who I am and I'll
4:23:49know what I want if and when it ever
4:23:51comes along. But there is one guy I'd do
4:23:53anything to date. The Ice King.
4:23:57>> What? Me too. Ice King's the real deal.
4:24:05Ice King is the hottest hottie and I
4:24:07can't wait to marry him," said Fiona.
4:24:10Then she turned to Prince Gumball and
4:24:13said, "I hope Ice King will sweep me off
4:24:15my feet and take me to the farthest
4:24:17corner of Oo, where we will do nothing
4:24:19but kiss and eat a whole bunch until we
4:24:22get fat and die." The end.
4:24:25So, what did you think of the fanfiction
4:24:28I wrote about you guys? Uh,
4:24:31>> tell me you THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD.
4:24:33>> UH, IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. It's It's
4:24:35really good, dude. It was amazing.
4:24:42>> Okay. Okay. Jake, are you going to join
4:24:45in?
4:24:48>> Everyone, just stick to my blueprints.
4:24:54>> One more time. I may have um
4:24:58miscalculated.
4:25:00>> Huh? Looks like you aren't as perfect as
4:25:01you thought. Guess you can't judge me
4:25:03anymore.
4:25:04>> I never said you had to be perfect.
4:25:06>> All right, time out, guys. Princess.
4:25:09Princess, wait.
4:25:11>> Whatever. I'm out of here, too,
4:25:14Marceline.
4:25:17>> You've all forgotten about the music. I
4:25:20QUIT the band. I'M JUST PRETENDING.
4:25:23JAKE, EVERYBODY. We can beat the door
4:25:26lord together.
4:25:30Everyone, Bubblegum, I'm so dumb. I
4:25:34should have just told you what I lost.
4:25:37Was a piece of your hair.
4:25:41Now it's gone. Gone forever. But I guess
4:25:44what does it matter when I just just had
4:25:47all of you there?
4:25:51I just sent all of you there with me. My
4:25:54friends, if you're even my friends.
4:25:58You like this? This is what was missing.
4:26:01The truth. What am I to you? Am I a
4:26:06joke? Unite or your brother? What am I
4:26:08to you? Do you look down on me? Cuz I'm
4:26:11younger. Do you think that I don't
4:26:13understand? I just wanted us together
4:26:15and to blaze a band. Last night was the
4:26:17most fun I've ever had. Even liked it
4:26:19when the two of you would get mad at
4:26:21each other.
4:26:24Oh, you
4:26:27are my best friends in the world. You
4:26:31are my best friends in the world. That's
4:26:35right.
4:26:36I'm talking about the two of you girls
4:26:40and you, Jake.
4:26:42I want to sing a song to you and I
4:26:44refuse to make it fake.
4:26:48What am I to you? Am I a children night
4:26:51or your brother? What am I to you? Do
4:26:54you look down on me cuz I'm younger? Do
4:26:57you think that I don't understand? I
4:26:58just wanted us together and to blaze a
4:27:00band. I'll forget that I lost a piece of
4:27:02your hair. I'll remember the pasta that
4:27:04we shared over there.
4:27:10You
4:27:12are my best friends in the world. You
4:27:15are are my best friends in the world.
4:27:19Oh, that's right. I talking about the
4:27:22two of you girls
4:27:24and you, Jake.
4:27:26I'm going to sing a song to you and I
4:27:28refuse to make it fake.
4:27:32Make no mistake, I'm going to sing a
4:27:34song that feels so real. It'll make this
4:27:37door break.
4:27:47It's over, Jor. So, hand over our stuff.
4:27:59>> What's he trying to say?
4:28:01>> I totally get it. He may have stolen our
4:28:03treasures,
4:28:04>> but by doing so, he showed us
4:28:06>> that the real treasure is friendship.
4:28:11H
4:28:15>> Okay, here's that lock of Bubblegum's
4:28:17hair you love so much.
4:28:19>> Oh, you
4:28:22and here's Jakey's blankie.
4:28:24Here's your controller, Beimo.
4:28:27>> Gaya. Yay,
4:28:28>> Marceline. Here's your rock shirt.
4:28:31>> Hey, that's not
4:28:32>> It's mine. That's mine.
4:28:33>> You kept the shirt I gave you?
4:28:36>> Yeah, it uh means a lot to me. But you
4:28:40never wore it,
4:28:41>> dude. I wear it all the time as pajamas.
4:28:45>> Wait, that's Bubblegum shirt. What are
4:28:47you missing, Marceline?
4:28:50>> Wait a second. Wait a second. You don't
4:28:53have a thing. You just wanted to hang
4:28:54out with us.
4:28:55>> No, I didn't.
4:28:56>> No way. You're caught. I figured you
4:28:59out.
4:29:04I'll kill you.
4:29:21Ben, lunch is ready.
4:29:25>> What are you cooking?
4:29:26>> It's good, man. I learned it from
4:29:28Rainocorn.
4:29:29>> Oh, I'm not eating that. It smells
4:29:31funny.
4:29:32>> Dude, this took me like
4:29:33>> Let's go over to Trey Trunks and get
4:29:35some apple pie. Apple pie. Apple pie.
4:29:37Apple pie. Apple pie. Apple pie. Let's
4:29:39go.
4:29:42>> Tree trunks. Tree trunk.
4:29:46Tree trunks.
4:29:48>> Tree trunks.
4:29:49>> Apples. My apples.
4:29:52>> Apples.
4:29:53>> YOU. YOU.
4:29:56>> WHOA. TREE TRUNKS. It's us. Finn and
4:29:58Jake.
4:29:58>> Finn. And And Jake.
4:30:01>> It's okay. Tree trunks. We're here to
4:30:03help you. Just tell us what happened.
4:30:05>> They took them. They took all of them.
4:30:07>> All of what?
4:30:08>> Apples. My apples that I raised with
4:30:11love from from mere seedlings. Without
4:30:15my special apples, I won't be able to
4:30:18bake any more apple pies.
4:30:21>> No.
4:30:25>> Don't you worry, tree trunks. We'll find
4:30:27those thieves and bring them to justice.
4:30:29>> Let me show you the crime scene.
4:30:32You see boys scads of apple trees but
4:30:36but no apples.
4:30:38>> H is anything else missing tree trunks?
4:30:41>> No, Finn. They didn't touch my rocks or
4:30:44my birds or my flowers or or nothing.
4:30:47>> H Well, I don't see any footprints. What
4:30:50you got, Jake?
4:30:52>> No ghost duties. Oh. Oh, wait. No, no,
4:30:57no.
4:30:58>> H tree trunks. Is there anyone you could
4:31:01think of who might want to crunk you up?
4:31:03>> Oh, no, Finn. I take great care to
4:31:05asssure that that I'm loved by even the
4:31:08most heinous.
4:31:08>> These guys, I found something. Look.
4:31:13>> Oh, hey. Hey, Finn.
4:31:16>> Oh, hey, Raggedy Princess. Have you seen
4:31:18anything fishy going on?
4:31:19>> Um, no. I've been kind of down this hole
4:31:22for a long time. I got knocked down here
4:31:25by some nerdy whales. It was terrible. I
4:31:27was so scared.
4:31:28>> Nerdy whales. They stole my apples. I'M
4:31:32GOING TO SASS THOSE BOYS UP. NASTY.
4:31:35>> AWESOME. Where do we find these guys?
4:31:38>> Oh, the candy tavern. Man, I used to
4:31:40hang out there back when I used to
4:31:41snatch old lady's purses.
4:31:45Don't worry. I stopped doing that a long
4:31:46time ago. I didn't know it was wrong.
4:31:50>> Okay, you two, let's get going.
4:31:56Oh my.
4:32:06Uh, does Princess Bubblegum know about
4:32:09this place?
4:32:09>> Be cool, man. You're going to queer the
4:32:11deal.
4:32:11>> Oh, yeah. Try not to act suspicious,
4:32:13Tree Trunks.
4:32:15>> Okay, I won't
4:32:20>> where Oh,
4:32:22where's my dang apples?
4:32:24>> Oh, tree trunks, you're so silly. But
4:32:27but listen, you wouldn't happen to have
4:32:29seen any, I don't know, apples around,
4:32:31have you?
4:32:32>> Seen any apples? You all ask a lot of
4:32:36dumb butt questions. Almost like you're
4:32:39trying to solve something.
4:32:41>> What? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
4:32:44Clean, too. Almost like SOME DOODERS.
4:32:48>> HOLD ON. We got to go potty.
4:32:55Dang, they almost got us. But I think we
4:32:57blend in pretty well now.
4:32:59>> This This toilet paper's dry my my mouth
4:33:03all up.
4:33:05>> Tree trunks, don't eat that. Here, you
4:33:08got to watch her, man.
4:33:09>> Oh, I look just like an army brat.
4:33:18>> What can I do for you? You know where a
4:33:20guy might maybe score some apples?
4:33:23>> Well, when you put it like that, a
4:33:25couple of buddies I know have some
4:33:27apples for sale. I'll show you.
4:33:31Hey, fellas. These folks been asking
4:33:33about your apple.
4:33:37Okay, show them the apple. Smudge.
4:33:54This stinks. Hey, how much longer till
4:33:56we get to the mysterious party?
4:33:58>> Let me check the spooky invite sent to
4:34:00us by our anonymous host.
4:34:02Oh, we're here. Party's in that castle.
4:34:14It's for us.
4:34:15>> What's it say?
4:34:16>> Wear me.
4:34:18>> Wear me.
4:34:24>> Hello.
4:34:25>> Yoohoo.
4:34:28>> Hey guys.
4:34:29>> Princess Bubblegum. Is that you?
4:34:31>> Why yes indeed. Although according to
4:34:33the invitation, we're supposed to use
4:34:35mystery names. And mine is Lady Quiet
4:34:38Bottom.
4:34:39>> My name is Duchess Gummy Buns.
4:34:42>> I'm Professor Pence.
4:34:44>> I'm Cinnamon Bun.
4:34:45>> What's the name on your invite?
4:34:47>> Oh, yeah. Uh, it's Guy Farting.
4:34:52>> Prince Hotbod at your service.
4:34:54>> I'm Randy Butternubs.
4:34:58>> So, who's our host anyways?
4:35:00>> Nobody knows.
4:35:01>> Maybe he'll be a steaming hot babe with
4:35:04huge money. T that lumpy space princess.
4:35:07What would your boyfriend Brad say?
4:35:09>> Brad and I broke up a long time ago.
4:35:12Duh.
4:35:13>> Now's my chance.
4:35:15>> No way.
4:35:17>> But I can make you happy.
4:35:19>> Puke up, you big donut.
4:35:21>> Okay.
4:35:25>> Excuse me, guy farting. There's an
4:35:27envelope on your back.
4:35:29>> Where? Where?
4:35:31>> Here, let me.
4:35:32>> Did you put that envelope on him? No.
4:35:35>> No.
4:35:36>> What's it say, Prince Hotbot?
4:35:38>> Esteemed guests, I am your host. I am a
4:35:42ghost.
4:35:44>> By the time you finish reading this, I
4:35:45will possess one of you and use your
4:35:47body to murder everyone in the house.
4:35:51>> We got to get out of here.
4:35:53>> CB, wait. It says anyone who tries to
4:35:56leave will die.
4:35:57>> No. No. No. No. No. NO. NO.
4:36:02DAD.
4:36:04>> YEAH, RIGHT.
4:36:06>> What do you mean? Yeah, right.
4:36:08>> Come on. You don't remember when I
4:36:10pulled this same trick on your birthday?
4:36:13I used the fake skeletons to make you
4:36:15think everyone was dead.
4:36:17>> It looks real to me.
4:36:19>> Classic move.
4:36:20>> Dude, I swear I'm not pranking you.
4:36:22Cinnamon Bun is dead.
4:36:26The question is, who killed him?
4:36:30One of us is possessed by a murderer.
4:36:32And if we want to stay alive, we have to
4:36:34figure out who's hiding a ghost inside
4:36:37their mortal body. Beimo, use your ghost
4:36:41detecting equipment to screen everyone.
4:36:45>> I blanked my balls. My eyeballs.
4:36:51>> H.
4:36:52>> What do you mean? H.
4:36:54>> Nothing.
4:36:55Oh, I knew it. I knew it was Jake.
4:36:58processing
4:36:59data.
4:37:02>> Huh?
4:37:02>> So, who's the ghost, Beimo?
4:37:04>> Oh, um, I don't have a ghost detecting
4:37:07equipment. I just like taking nice
4:37:10pictures.
4:37:10>> Let's find some candles. If the lights
4:37:12go out again, we'll be able to catch the
4:37:14murderer.
4:37:15>> Good idea. Jake and Beimo, you guys
4:37:17check downstairs and we'll take this
4:37:18floor.
4:37:19>> Okay.
4:37:23>> Lay truth on me, Beimo. Is Ben pulling
4:37:26some elaborate prank on me? No, Jake.
4:37:28When bad things happen, I know you want
4:37:30to believe they are a joke, but
4:37:33sometimes life is scary and dark.
4:37:37That is why we must find the light. Aha!
4:37:40Found it.
4:37:41>> Oh,
4:37:45thanks, Beimo.
4:37:47Beimo,
4:37:48>> help.
4:37:50TAKE HELP.
4:37:51>> BEIMO, HELP.
4:37:55Oh my crease. Oh my cre. Assemble.
4:37:58Reassemble. Come on, you guys.
4:38:00>> Where's Beimo?
4:38:01>> The ghost got him.
4:38:03>> Don't you mean you got him? Ghost?
4:38:06>> You guys, if there really is a ghost
4:38:07killer, then we should stay in a group.
4:38:10He can't take us all on if we're in a
4:38:11group.
4:38:21>> We're out. We can barricade OURSELVES IN
4:38:23THE LAB.
4:38:29DID ANYONE GET BIT?
4:38:31>> I think we're good. That door is made
4:38:34out of candy steel.
4:38:37>> What's the matter?
4:38:45>> Jake, did he get you?
4:38:48>> I think I'm okay. Just a little bite.
4:38:53Yeah,
4:38:59>> it's all good, sweetie. I can stretch
4:39:01forever.
4:39:03Hey, let's hurry up with that antidote,
4:39:05huh, pal?
4:39:11>> Okay, let's see here.
4:39:15You should try one of them books over by
4:39:17the lab rat.
4:39:18>> Ha. Yeah. OKAY.
4:39:20YES. This book is a glossery of symbols.
4:39:23That's great, buddy.
4:39:30>> Jake, I think this little guy's got
4:39:31serious dance fever.
4:39:41Don't come near me, sweetie.
4:39:44Oh man, I'm out of shape. I think I
4:39:46should just stay in here, you know, just
4:39:47in case.
4:39:53Hurry, dude.
4:39:54>> I am okay. Jake's probably going to turn
4:39:57into a zombie, which is okay. I just
4:39:59have to figure out this formula.
4:40:01>> Jake.
4:40:04Jake.
4:40:09Jake.
4:40:10>> Hang on, lady. I'll have the antidote
4:40:12soon. But whatever you do, just don't
4:40:14let him out. He might look like the Jake
4:40:15that once loved you, but he's just a
4:40:17zombie.
4:40:31Hey, LADY.
4:41:04the
4:41:10Sorry everybody. Sorry, LSP PB Jake LR
4:41:16peep poo dudoo.
4:41:20You know it's funny. I don't even know
4:41:22your name.
4:41:25Yeah. What is it, girl? Science?
4:41:29Your name is science? Could it be?
4:41:32>> Just let science do the work. Science is
4:41:38rock.
4:41:41Hm.
4:42:09IS THAT IT?
4:42:14HERE GOES NOTHING.
4:42:19>> BEN.
4:42:20>> JAKE,
4:42:20>> you did it. I
4:42:36>> Don't worry, science. I've got a
4:42:37disgusting idea.
4:42:44Oh my god.
4:42:51Don't clam.
4:42:53>> Quit acting like a clam. You ham.
4:43:02Yeah.
4:43:04>> Hey, you hearing that too?
4:43:07>> Getting close to the love gloves. Mash
4:43:09them ups.
4:43:10>> Huh?
4:43:11>> Behold
4:43:14Bzac
4:43:17>> the clashing gates.
4:43:24>> So, okay. Susan know when it's safe to
4:43:27pass through.
4:43:28>> Uh, Finn, let's get out of here.
4:43:31>> Come on. She knows this place. Trust.
4:43:34>> Ready when you are, Susan. You know, I
4:43:36could just stretch this over this thing.
4:43:38Go now.
4:43:49>> Oh, good. Still got some bolt left.
4:43:53>> She's flipping crazy. Come on, Finn.
4:43:56Let's bail.
4:43:57>> Chill out.
4:44:00>> All right, Susan. What do we do next?
4:44:02>> H never made it this far before. Just
4:44:06got to get past love gloves.
4:44:08>> Yeah. What are love gloves exactly?
4:44:10>> They um look they look like this.
4:44:17>> H that looks like my father. No, I'm
4:44:21crazy.
4:44:22>> Yes. Love clubs. Crazy. Scary. Humans
4:44:26scare so long. Even Susan.
4:44:30That's why glad I meet you. You have
4:44:34brave heart.
4:44:38Thank you.
4:44:40HELP.
4:44:59WHAT? We here. We out. Utopia.
4:45:07Wow,
4:45:09ominous.
4:45:11Will be all's good. One spring red
4:45:13flower to city heart.
4:45:23>> What's making all that swishing?
4:45:26>> Love gloves. They coming.
4:45:34It's just more pool floaties.
4:45:37>> Shh. Too many love glove to fight.
4:45:46>> Susan. Susan. Glove clubs are just pool
4:45:50toys. Watch. I'm putting end all this
4:45:53craziness with my pickaxe hand.
4:46:00No more crazy
4:46:13me.
4:46:27>> Bad news, dude. There's only two of us
4:46:29and more than um this many of them.
4:46:33>> We got to use the fire like Susan said.
4:46:35You okay with that?
4:46:37>> Yes, I'm okay with that. I'LL DO
4:46:38WHATEVER SUSAN SAYS.
4:46:41>> SUSAN, we need you.
4:46:44>> Susan's scared. But Susan brave, too.
4:46:49Susan.
4:46:56>> Yeah. Susan.
4:47:00Susan
4:47:03Jake,
4:47:05>> I GOT IT. RED flower
4:47:08heart.
4:47:09>> Finus.
4:47:12Jake brings a fire.
4:47:15>> Humans and humans got to stick together.
4:47:26No. Oh my god.
4:47:34Surprise.
4:47:36Happy birthday, Jake.
4:47:44>> Hey, Jake. What are you doing?
4:47:46>> This is how my party's going to go down.
4:47:49Shake it, my friends.
4:47:51Hey, sure is great seeing you all here.
4:47:54Really makes me think. Ow. Lady, did you
4:47:57get extra TP for all the potty people?
4:47:59No. Well, we might have some party
4:48:02poopers here, and I want to be sure they
4:48:04don't wipe their buns on my cake.
4:48:06>> Can I join your puppet party? We'll have
4:48:08twice the puppet voices.
4:48:10>> You won't run away.
4:48:11>> N man, I'm with you. Happy birthday,
4:48:13Jake. Really?
4:48:15>> Finn. Glad I can untie you, buddy.
4:48:20Check it out. Finn finally MADE IT TO MY
4:48:22PARTY.
4:48:23>> And I have a surprise for you. Close
4:48:26your eyes and don't open them till I
4:48:27tell you.
4:48:34Ben,
4:48:36you lied to me.
4:48:47WHAT ABOUT MY PARTY? DON'T GO.
4:49:05HELLO.
4:49:12SURPRISE.
4:49:31SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
4:49:33You You did this. I did this. Ow!
4:49:38They've been waiting for me, Finn, FOR
4:49:40MY BDAY. STOP BEING CRAZY.
4:49:54Ring ring. Hang on, deary. Hello, baby.
4:49:59I told you never to call me here.
4:50:05>> What? What happened?
4:50:06>> A deer scrunkked your head and you lost
4:50:08your mind, man. You imprisoned the candy
4:50:10people for your own sick birthday
4:50:11fantasy. Look
4:50:13>> what? No, it's not even close to my
4:50:16bday.
4:50:19I'm so sorry. You You did not do this,
4:50:25Jake.
4:50:26>> What? Then who's it?
4:50:27>> It was him.
4:50:36>> Free ear.
4:50:45>> Jake, you free the candy people. I'll
4:50:47take on the deer.
4:50:50Yeah,
4:50:54>> thank you.
4:51:08Huh?
4:51:09>> Dog.
4:51:18>> Nice.
4:51:18>> We did it, dude.
4:51:20>> How's your noggin?
4:51:21>> Not crazy anymore. How's your legs?
4:51:24>> Still broken.
4:51:28>> Thank you for saving my kingdom, boys.
4:51:30The deer wanted our sugar, but I didn't
4:51:32give him any, if you know what I mean.
4:51:36Um.
4:51:38Phw. It's stanky in here.
4:51:40>> Yeah, it's bad breath and eggs.
4:51:42>> Let's go home so we can get bats.
4:51:53>> Finn, there's an assassin in my nose and
4:51:55she poisoned me and is making me kill
4:51:56Wild Berry Princess.
4:51:58>> Dude, stop playing games. This is
4:52:00serious.
4:52:11Cats noise. Oh, cats go meow meow meow
4:52:15meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
4:52:16meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
4:52:19meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
4:52:21meow meow
4:52:24no
4:52:27sorry
4:52:31me now still asleep
4:52:34>> going to double cross Jake and leave him
4:52:36to
4:52:50Phew. If I can just grab that antidote.
4:52:54Aha.
4:52:57>> Puppy hoodies.
4:53:01>> I did it.
4:53:03What the flop, Jake?
4:53:08Crushery.
4:53:11>> Time's running out. Jake, do you want
4:53:13the antidote or not?
4:53:17>> What is wrong with you?
4:53:19>> Hey everybody, everything's cool.
4:53:21>> Everything's not cool. Wild Berry
4:53:23Princess is still in danger.
4:53:25>> Right. Right. Well, we should take her
4:53:28somewhere safer.
4:53:29>> Don't make me give you the rest.
4:53:32>> Well, I know where the statue princess.
4:53:34Follow me
4:53:42here. Nobody can take us by surprise.
4:53:45Ben, stand here with your back to the
4:53:47cliff. I'll stay with WB.
4:53:50>> Then do what must be done.
4:53:54>> Oh my. Look at how close to the edge I
4:53:58am.
4:54:00>> Do it, Jake. Do it.
4:54:03I I
4:54:08probably shouldn't.
4:54:13>> Jake, I'm full of poison.
4:54:17>> The assassin.
4:54:19>> The name's Mim.
4:54:21>> If you let Jake die, so help me, I will
4:54:24kill you, too.
4:54:24>> Try it. O,
4:54:26>> give me the antidote.
4:54:34Face me, cat.
4:54:54>> Give it up, Mim. You're only making my
4:54:56face look cooler.
4:55:01You're at my mercy. Ha!
4:55:03>> You think you're hurting me with that
4:55:04tiny dagger?
4:55:05>> We'll see who's laughing when you're
4:55:07blind.
4:55:15>> It's over. Give me the antidote.
4:55:18>> What? This antidote?
4:55:20>> No. You milk leapper. Jake, come l this
4:55:25tree bark.
4:55:26>> I'm coming.
4:55:30Forget it, kid. I gave Jake enough
4:55:32poison to kill a dog 50 times his size.
4:55:36Oh,
4:55:36>> no.
4:55:39>> Wait. Oh, yeah.
4:55:41>> E DOG LIVER times 51.
4:55:45>> A magic dog. No.
4:55:49>> How you feeling, dude?
4:55:51>> Big liver.
4:55:53BIG LIVER. YEAH.
4:55:56YOU'VE RUINED ME. I have to wait a whole
4:55:59year to retake the assassin's test.
4:56:02>> Oh, what if I made you my royal pet?
4:56:09>> Oh dear.
4:56:11>> Nice defense mechanism. Wild be.
4:56:12>> Are you naked?
4:56:14>> Oh no. This is a medical condition. I
4:56:17need a hospital. A
4:56:20>> We all need a hospital.
4:56:40Huh?
4:56:50Huh?
4:57:05Oh,
4:57:37Ice King, this is the last time you
4:57:39steal our sandwiches.
4:57:41>> You don't understand. If you were me,
4:57:42you would do things I would do.
4:57:44>> Yeah. And if you were us, you'd kick
4:57:46your fat butt.
4:57:47>> I Yeah, I would. But I wouldn't get past
4:57:51my invincible armor.
4:57:55Haha. Not a scratch, boys. NOT A
4:57:58SCRATCH. IT'S MY time to shine.
4:58:29WOOHOO!
4:58:37WOO!
4:58:42HEY, there's
4:59:27la.
4:59:40HUH?
4:59:43FOOLS. FOOLS. YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.
5:00:05WOO! WOO!
5:00:07WOO! WOO! Oo
5:00:15hey
5:00:42Woohoo!
5:00:54Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
5:01:06WAIT, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL HIM, ARE
5:01:08YOU?
5:01:09>> NO, MAN. Just a warning shot to scare
5:01:11him into moving far away from here.
5:01:22Look out. Woohoo!
5:01:26Woohoo!
5:01:28YEAH.
5:01:30DO IT. YEAH. OH YEAH.
5:01:34WOO. WOO. WOO.
5:01:39YEAH, BABY. MOVE IT. MOVING IT. WORK IT.
5:01:45>> I'm going to try and shoot this arrow
5:01:46again.
5:01:47>> Careful, man. I want to be alive for my
5:01:49croak.
5:01:50>> There's a move.
5:02:00Don't worry, Jake. We're going to get
5:02:01this guy.
5:02:02>> Dude, man, I appreciate why you're doing
5:02:05this, but you're not going to stop me
5:02:06from transcending into Glob World.
5:02:09>> I'm going to cry, man. If you say that
5:02:11one more time, I'm going to Let's go
5:02:15fetch that first arrow to reuse cuz
5:02:17we're out of arrows.
5:02:23Huh?
5:02:29Oh, the rocket from my croak dream. Oh
5:02:33man, I guess I guess this is it. I've
5:02:38got to embrace destiny.
5:02:40>> Shushers, you're not getting on that
5:02:42rocket.
5:02:49>> Jake,
5:02:51you can't stop destiny. FINN. JAKE, NO.
5:02:57HUH? NO, MAN.
5:03:03HUH?
5:03:05What in the
5:03:08No. No. No. No. It's not ready yet.
5:03:14>> Yeah.
5:03:16>> No.
5:03:17>> BANANA MAN, GET YOUR BUTT ON BOARD.
5:03:19WE'VE GOT A DATE WITH DESTINY.
5:03:21>> NO. Get off. You can't mess with Fate.
5:03:24>> No, I'm not going to let you die.
5:03:26>> Ben,
5:03:27>> don't do this.
5:03:28>> Ben, no.
5:03:30>> Finn, let me go.
5:03:33>> Please.
5:03:35Please.
5:03:36>> You have to let me go.
5:03:38>> No.
5:03:40Please.
5:03:41>> Destiny,
5:03:44>> THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BOOM BOOM STICKHOLE
5:03:45STICKS in the stick hole.
5:03:48>> Jake, take care, brother. You weren't by
5:03:50my side in my croak dream, but I'm glad
5:03:53you're here to see me off.
5:03:55>> That's right. I wasn't in his dream.
5:03:57That means
5:04:01see you on the other side.
5:04:14Huh?
5:04:21Am I in Glob world?
5:04:36Jake.
5:04:38JAKE, I'M COMING WITH YOU.
5:05:10DAD, DON'T SORT OF STOP ME, KID.
5:05:12>> NO, IT'S OKAY. I'm here to stay by your
5:05:15side.
5:05:17>> Thanks, man. I knew you'd come around.
5:05:37>> My alarm test is time for Finn's bed.
5:05:39Finn, get naked.
5:05:41No, just hit your snooze button.
5:05:43>> I cannot self snooze. It's against my
5:05:46programming.
5:05:47>> Well, THEN TELL ME HOW TO DO IT.
5:05:51>> Press and hold, then press the button on
5:05:54top of my head.
5:05:58>> I am sorry.
5:06:00We can still take a bath.
5:06:03>> He must know we're watching his tapes.
5:06:05We need to find his secrets faster.
5:06:10Oh, diary. Thank you for listening to
5:06:13me.
5:06:15>> Fast forward, Beimo.
5:06:16>> Diary, I have the mean to tell you
5:06:17something insanely private. Mysterious.
5:06:19I I love to fill my ass full of milk.
5:06:23Like I'm a magic angel. There I milk is
5:06:25so tense. When I put my little off the
5:06:26milk, they suddenly I giggle. You can't
5:06:28jiggle diary. I Yeah, I giggle. And then
5:06:30I fall asleep and the milk curdles. I
5:06:31get all stinky and sticky. Disgusting
5:06:33diary. I'm disgusting. I'M DISGUSTED.
5:06:35I'M DISGUSTING. I smell like turtle
5:06:36milk. Anyway, back to Turtle Princess.
5:06:39>> Play Beim Mo.
5:06:40>> So, there we are. Turtle Princess is
5:06:42frozen and in my little ice wheelbarrow.
5:06:44And there was magic in the air. We're
5:06:48both feeling it.
5:06:50But before I could leave the library,
5:06:52Finn and Jake show up. You know how Jake
5:06:55is. Stretch this, stretch that. P. He
5:06:58knocks off my crown, and then Finn bonks
5:07:00me on the nose. Still hurts, too. The
5:07:03worst part is Turtle Princess took away
5:07:05my library card. Ah, you know, dear
5:07:09diary, I'm starting to worry that all
5:07:12these entries sound exactly the same and
5:07:14that my life is just me running in place
5:07:16on some giant hamster wheel.
5:07:20>> Fast forward, Beimo.
5:07:22>> This reminds me of the time I got stuck
5:07:23in my bathroom.
5:07:25Anyway, long story short, imagine me
5:07:27down the kitchen floor TOILET PAPER
5:07:31and you're my best friend.
5:07:33>> I'm going to take a nap. No, these tapes
5:07:36are important. I just don't know why
5:07:38yet. Beimo, fast forward to triple
5:07:40speed.
5:07:41>> Okay.
5:08:10Fina, play normal speed.
5:08:11>> Come on, baby. IN THE POCKET.
5:08:15I CAN'T do it. I can't DO IT.
5:08:17>> MAYBE HE'S TALKING in secret code.
5:08:19>> Telling evil secrets in secret code. He
5:08:22is brilliant. Well,
5:08:23>> how do we decode the secrets?
5:08:26Why don't we call others for help?
5:08:28>> Beimo, you're brilliant. Well,
5:08:30>> who do we call?
5:08:31>> Um, the smartest person we know,
5:08:34Princess Bubblegum.
5:08:36She's brilliant.
5:08:45>> Hi, Princess Bubblegum.
5:08:46>> Hey, Finn.
5:08:47>> Jake and I found a bunch of secret
5:08:49tapes. We were wondering if you'd help
5:08:50us decode them.
5:08:51>> Codes? Yeah, they're really stupid, but
5:08:54you know, maybe they're encoded or
5:08:56whatever.
5:08:57>> Oh, you called the right person. I know
5:08:59a lot about codes. Let's start with
5:09:06>> Hey, princess. We got disconnected.
5:09:08>> Hello, Finny.
5:09:12>> Hey, you sound weird.
5:09:13>> Must be a bad connection. That's why we
5:09:16were disconnected earlier on the
5:09:18telephone.
5:09:19>> Ice King is on the phone outside.
5:09:23So, how's the weather in Candy Kingdom?
5:09:26Well, the usual. There's ice EVERYWHERE
5:09:28AND IT SMELLS like penguins. The only
5:09:30thing that smells like penguins is you,
5:09:32Ice King.
5:09:33>> Oh, how did you What are you doing?
5:09:35>> I want to watch secret tapes with you
5:09:37guys. It'll be nice.
5:09:39>> No, man.
5:09:42He doesn't know that we're watching his
5:09:44tapes. We got to find his evil secrets
5:09:46before he uses them against us.
5:09:48>> Oh, fine. No more nice. Now you get ice.
5:09:53Try watching those tapes with frozen
5:09:56eyeballs.
5:10:21Huh? I guess you do know all the words.
5:10:23Anyway, start the next video. Beimo, we
5:10:25got to crack the code on the Ice King
5:10:26evil secret tapes.
5:10:33>> You guys cold?
5:10:34>> Yeah, it's kind of chilly in here.
5:10:42Huh? What's on those tapes? I can kind
5:10:45of make it out. Dang it, Beimo. Just
5:10:48turn to your right a little. By the
5:10:51power of ice, I want your cup of cocoa
5:10:54to fall over.
5:10:57Yes. Now, turn and pick it up. Yes. Yes.
5:11:04That's me.
5:11:07THEY'RE WATCHING MY secret tapes.
5:11:10And they're cozy. I'll show them.
5:11:14This snowman looks pretty good.
5:11:17Pretty darn good.
5:11:28Could I have five more minutes, please?
5:11:35Ah,
5:11:44>> I think I can break the code, Bin.
5:11:46>> Really?
5:11:47>> Yes. I have detected a noticeable
5:11:49pattern in the tears of sadness that
5:11:52fall from the ice king's eyeballs.
5:11:55His tears drop at an equal rate until
5:11:58the 13th tier when the right side drops
5:12:01two tiers instead of one. Wa!
5:12:04>> This is so fascinating.
5:12:05>> The 13th letter of the alphabet is M. If
5:12:08I print the letter M every time Ice King
5:12:11says an M word, it looks like this.
5:12:15>> Oh my god, Jake. Is this it? Could this
5:12:18be the Ice King's evil secret?
5:12:21What does it mean?
5:12:24Some of you won't survive this. You'll
5:12:27melt or split in half, or your head will
5:12:29fall off. But that's fine because you're
5:12:32made of snow. Only one thing matters
5:12:34today. Getting into that treehouse,
5:12:36getting my tapes back, and beating up
5:12:39Finn and Jake. Maybe Beimo. Yeah, Beimo,
5:12:42too. Who's with me?
5:12:46Hey, why are you guys so quiet? Are you
5:12:48mad?
5:12:50Oh, that's right. You're not alive yet.
5:12:52My bad.
5:13:04Give me my tapes back.
5:13:05>> No, man. I know you've got evil secrets
5:13:07on these and we're going to find them.
5:13:10>> Snowman, attack.
5:13:17>> Crap. Jake, we got to unravel these evil
5:13:18secrets and warp crazy.
5:13:25Good morning. You're watching the
5:13:27evening news. There's been an
5:13:29unfortunate event. Let's go talk to some
5:13:31witnesses.
5:13:37>> Princess, what is your name?
5:13:39>> Please let me go home.
5:13:42>> So, Princess, please let me go home.
5:13:45Tell me, what was it like to experience
5:13:47this tragedy?
5:13:48>> What? I I don't
5:13:52>> Yeah, we're on air, honey. So, spit it
5:13:53out. I I don't know what you're talking
5:13:56about.
5:13:57>> Obviously traumatized and in a state of
5:13:59shock. Let's go ask somebody else
5:14:01something.
5:14:04>> Upside down princess, do you think
5:14:06things will change politically because
5:14:08of today's events?
5:14:09>> You're really frightening me.
5:14:11>> Well, there you have it, folks. People
5:14:13are very upset that Gunther tried to eat
5:14:16Ice King's socks. Very upset. That's why
5:14:19Gunther has to stay in the corner.
5:14:23Weird.
5:14:25He's sneaking in through the chimney.
5:14:30Ah, the element of surprise.
5:14:34Oh jeez, I'm filthy.
5:14:41She's going to kill us when she finds
5:14:43out. She's going to TIE US UP AND EAT US
5:14:45LIKE A SPIDER.
5:14:46>> You don't think I know that?
5:14:50We'll wait for the right moment and
5:14:51sneak out right under her big fat
5:14:53caboose.
5:14:54>> Okay, man. I can do this.
5:14:59Shh. Here she comes.
5:15:03Here she comes. Sh. Sh.
5:15:12Huh?
5:15:16Hello.
5:15:19She didn't wash hands.
5:15:21>> Is someone here?
5:15:32That's what stinks.
5:15:36Where are those dweebs?
5:15:47This is Jake and this is Finn.
5:15:51>> We're at home right now right now. So,
5:15:56>> leave a message.
5:16:01>> Leave a message.
5:16:03>> Uh, yeah. Hey, you guys, are you still
5:16:06coming over? It's jam time, so like call
5:16:09me. Okay.
5:16:26What's you doing?
5:16:27>> Turn around.
5:16:32>> When she gets this, she'll leave and we
5:16:34can escape.
5:16:35>> Brilliant. But how's it going to work?
5:16:37I'll fly the paper as an airplane down
5:16:39the bedroom ladder. It'll triple barrel
5:16:42roll past the kitchen, open the fridge
5:16:43and cook some eggs, then eat the eggs
5:16:46and unfold itself as it lays on the
5:16:48carpet in front of Marceline's door.
5:16:49>> Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah.
5:17:13No, no, nuts.
5:17:17>> Well, they're not going to show up. Then
5:17:19I'll just work on my own stuff, I guess.
5:17:25Take one for new concept album based on
5:17:27500 years of my journal entries. So,
5:17:29here's some preliminary notes. I I want
5:17:32to make this the most emotional album
5:17:34ever. So private and secret that I'll
5:17:37never let anyone hear.
5:17:38>> This is so wrong.
5:17:40>> No one can ever hear it. Ever.
5:17:44Take one.
5:17:48Hello journal. It's me. It's a talked
5:17:52about.
5:17:58Let's start with my feelings about my
5:18:00friends. Oh, wait. I don't have friends.
5:18:06>> We've crossed the vine. I'm getting out
5:18:09of here, man.
5:18:10>> Yeah, do it.
5:18:16>> Forget
5:18:21who you even are. And what do you think
5:18:23about anything?
5:18:25Can anyone relate to me when they cannot
5:18:28see what my vampire see only blood red
5:18:32skies
5:18:34blood red tears inside that I always
5:18:37have so
5:18:39I walk alone
5:18:46>> what what's it doing
5:18:54>> oh What? What happened?
5:19:04Where are you? Oh, there you are. My
5:19:08broom.
5:19:17>> Jake, the pavelings are dancing for you.
5:19:20Just look up for a second. Finn, all the
5:19:22little voices you're doing are cute, but
5:19:24come on, man. Just let me read.
5:19:30>> By wearing the beast, we shall become
5:19:32like the beast.
5:19:34>> You can feel them, can't you?
5:19:36>> I can feel you pinching me.
5:19:38>> Just look up for a second.
5:19:43>> Pelings, I'm sorry, but my giant friend
5:19:45is acting like a clump.
5:19:47>> Okay,
5:19:48>> we can't wait any longer. We must go
5:19:50back to the bookshelf to prepare for the
5:19:52Moldos attack.
5:19:54>> Yeah, go play make believe somewhere
5:19:55else.
5:19:56>> I'm not making believe.
5:20:01>> We were gone too long.
5:20:05Wield, my brethren. Wield.
5:20:23You win this battle, but next time we
5:20:25will win it.
5:20:30>> So those little squishy guys are the
5:20:32moldos.
5:20:33>> I This was Butter Reconnaissance Squad
5:20:37sent to test our metal.
5:20:39>> Metal?
5:20:41>> Uh-huh. They They seem tough.
5:20:43>> Their bites sting like the dickens. H.
5:20:47Their bites sting, eh? I've got a plan,
5:20:50Pete.
5:20:50>> Tell me your plan, giant.
5:20:52>> Just trust me. Trust me.
5:21:08>> You've discovered the Moldos's secret
5:21:10layer. Nah,
5:21:11>> it wasn't very hard.
5:21:16Wibble wibblew.
5:21:20The beings have a battle piece.
5:21:23>> Wa wa wa moldy globs. I've come here to
5:21:26help the moldos defeat the paglings.
5:21:28>> Traitor. Hya.
5:21:31>> Calm down. This is part of my plan.
5:21:33>> Oh. Haha. Then I shall play along, wise
5:21:36giant.
5:21:37>> How are we to trust you?
5:21:39>> Well, here, look. I brought y'all a
5:21:41prisoner. It's their leader.
5:21:43>> MAY YOU ROT AND TORTUROUS. MAY YOUR SKIN
5:21:46boil and eyes burst into flames forever
5:21:49in a pit
5:21:58>> traitor.
5:21:59>> So, do you guys have like a like a
5:22:02leader or something?
5:22:07>> Mildwin. I'm Mildwin, leader of the
5:22:10Moldos.
5:22:12>> Oh. Uh.
5:22:14H.
5:22:16>> Nice to meet you, your highness.
5:22:18>> I'm not a king. I was democratically
5:22:20elected.
5:22:22>> That's adorable.
5:22:24Now, then
5:22:27get the elected official.
5:22:30>> Well played, oh giant. You have the
5:22:32cunning of Odysius.
5:22:34>> Pete, Ju, JUST STOP WAKING.
5:22:36>> YEAH. YEAH. Ignore
5:22:45this.
5:22:48>> This tastes delicious.
5:22:52Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
5:22:56What are you doing to me?
5:23:03Come on, you guys. Knock it off. The
5:23:05mold's got a taste for you now.
5:23:09>> Got to do something. Where can I find
5:23:11ways to solve problems in a library?
5:23:14>> Books.
5:23:17Books.
5:23:23>> What you nibbling me for?
5:23:26>> The sweaty stuff tastes amazing.
5:23:29Amazing.
5:23:32>> Tastier than battle beast fur. Yes.
5:23:44Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
5:23:46>> Uh, excuse me, friend.
5:23:49You're pretty tall. Can you reach up
5:23:50there and get my wheel for me? Got to
5:23:52get these melons home to my wife. You
5:23:54know how it is.
5:23:57>> Wait.
5:24:00WATCH OUT, RAINY.
5:24:06RAINY.
5:24:08>> WHOOPS. UH, MAN, I'm real sorry.
5:24:12>> Yeah. No, friend.
5:24:16>> But I can still help. I I'll fix your
5:24:18house for you. Just get out of here.
5:24:20Leave us alone. Uh, I
5:24:24psycho pink.
5:24:34I was wrong.
5:24:37Was I wrong?
5:24:40No.
5:24:42Yes.
5:24:44Yes,
5:24:46I was wrong.
5:24:49How could it be?
5:24:52I trusted in my guts
5:24:55but ended up all nuts.
5:24:59I was wrong.
5:25:02How could it be?
5:25:04Listen to my brain,
5:25:07but ended up insane.
5:25:11The melons rolled
5:25:14over that lady.
5:25:18I went too far.
5:25:21How could it be?
5:25:24How did I go
5:25:26too far?
5:25:32>> Hey, I know you're here for my magical
5:25:35tears, but you won't have any because I
5:25:38never cry.
5:25:39>> I don't want them anymore.
5:25:40>> What? Stop lying. You're here for my
5:25:43tears, aren't you?
5:25:45>> No. I heard a small hairy man's wife.
5:25:48Just want to go home.
5:25:50You're just trying to make me feel sad
5:25:52so you can steal my tears when I cry.
5:25:54But I've got a heart of stone, buddy.
5:25:57I'm evil.
5:25:58>> Dude, what's wrong with you? I said I
5:26:01don't want YOUR TEARS.
5:26:02>> YOU'RE LYING.
5:26:03>> I'M NOT LYING.
5:26:06>> You stink at lying.
5:26:09>> Fine, whatever, man. Have it your way.
5:26:11>> Okay, I will have it my way.
5:26:15>> Huh?
5:26:19Beg for mercy or I'll kill you.
5:26:27>> What?
5:26:29>> WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
5:26:32>> I said
5:26:34my way.
5:26:42>> Magical teardrop.
5:26:47My way can still work.
5:26:51Yeah.
5:26:54>> Huh? I'm okay.
5:26:56>> YAY.
5:27:01>> HUH?
5:27:12WOOHOO.
5:27:17YEAH.
5:27:21OH, YEAH.
5:27:23HUH?
5:27:29Have you come crying back for your
5:27:30proper treatment, baby lips?
5:27:35>> Kiss that. Oh my, you look horribly
5:27:39injured. My kisses will heal you.
5:27:45Now, how does that feel?
5:27:48>> Better sweet.
5:27:52>> Hey, man. You want me to heal your toe
5:27:54with my magical goo?
5:27:56>> No thanks. I think the kisses work
5:27:59better.
5:28:00>> Excuse me. Don't stop. Keep going,
5:28:01please.
5:28:04>> You're gross.
5:28:06>> Hey, we all have our own ways.
5:28:10>> You know what? You're right.
5:28:19>> I think this place is abandoned, man.
5:28:22>> They're just hiding cuz they know
5:28:23they're guilty.
5:28:24>> NO. NO. THAT'S MY GRAVE. WHY ARE YOU FOX
5:28:28TRASH OUR SPOT?
5:28:29>> We thought you were hiding,
5:28:32>> dude. We were at the spirit wave show.
5:28:34>> Kill these fools.
5:28:36>> Bring it on, you mamas.
5:28:38>> Hold up. These guys are with me.
5:28:41I Clarence, but only because of that one
5:28:42time when I did that thing by accident
5:28:44and you were cool about it.
5:28:46>> It's your lucky day, punks. Phew.
5:28:50Thanks, Clarence.
5:28:51>> Yo, I'm sorry we haven't solved the case
5:28:53yet.
5:28:53>> It's all right, Finn. I'm calling off
5:28:56the investigation.
5:28:58>> What? Why?
5:28:59>> I don't feel tormented anymore now that
5:29:01I'm with Clarence.
5:29:03>> Oh, really? That's That's cool.
5:29:05>> It's hard to explain, but it's like we
5:29:08already know each other. I feel it, too.
5:29:11Our spirits must be entwined in the
5:29:13cosmic wheel of time.
5:29:15>> Nice. Let's go to my private moselum
5:29:17where we can be private.
5:29:20>> Thanks for your help.
5:29:22>> I
5:29:26Oh, man. I wanted to crack the case, you
5:29:28know.
5:29:29>> Look on the bright side, guy. We looted
5:29:31all this sweet grave booty.
5:29:35>> Jake, you looted? That's bad, man.
5:29:38You're supposed to be good, cop.
5:29:40>> Oops. I didn't know it was wrong.
5:29:42>> Come on, let's put all the stuff back.
5:29:44>> What? All of it?
5:29:45>> Yes, Jake.
5:29:47Huh? This dagger says Ren.
5:29:49>> What's that?
5:29:50>> I guess some donkas' real name was Rent.
5:29:55>> Have we met before? It's hard to
5:29:58explain, but it's like we already know
5:30:00each other.
5:30:02>> Is this your night, bro?
5:30:04>> This ghost ain't home, man. What is it,
5:30:06dude?
5:30:08We got to dig up the princess.
5:30:14Look. Sorry.
5:30:17Look it. Clarence. Clarence was some
5:30:20donus.
5:30:21>> SOME DONKEY SKI PRINCESS.
5:30:26>> STOP.
5:30:27>> Clarence is your murderer.
5:30:38WARRIOR PRINCESS, GIVE UP YOUR KINGDOM.
5:30:41>> NEVER. NOT EVEN TO YOU, MY LOVE.
5:30:47>> CLEN, I
5:30:50love.
5:30:51>> NO,
5:31:00I did it.
5:31:02I forgive you, Clarence. Take my hands.
5:31:05Ascend with me to the 50th dead world.
5:31:12I can't. My soul is stuck. I have to
5:31:15know how I died. Oh, Glob. My life is
5:31:19like a fart.
5:31:20>> Whoa, wait a minute. SAY THAT AGAIN.
5:31:22>> MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART.
5:31:24>> I KNOW YOU, MAN. FROM the squeezy mart.
5:31:27>> Huh? Uh, squeezy mart. I'M STARTING TO
5:31:30REMEMBER.
5:31:32>> I WAS A broken man.
5:31:37>> More. Think you've had enough, man. I
5:31:39don't care. My life is like a fart.
5:31:42>> Huh?
5:31:45>> My life is like a fart.
5:31:47>> HEY, STOP THAT. CITIZENS ARREST.
5:31:53>> HEY, be careful, man.
5:32:00So that's why you don't like soft cheese
5:32:05>> ghost princess.
5:32:14>> Congratulations you kids.
5:32:16>> Yeah.
5:32:17>> Thanks for everything. Goodbye.
5:32:28You sure you're ready for this, man?
5:32:30>> Yeah. Give me one of them cheesy dogs,
5:32:32man.
5:32:38>> All gone.
5:32:39Let me see. Move your tongue left
5:32:42>> and right
5:32:43>> there.
5:32:44>> I'm proud of you, pal. Real proud.
5:32:49>> What? Why is dad saying all that jive?
5:32:53Jake, do it for Poppy. God,
5:32:57because you cry like a baby. Baby,
5:33:01>> dude, you're picking on me, too.
5:33:07>> Wa!
5:33:13I don't even cry much. I only cry when
5:33:15it's healthy, like when people die.
5:33:17>> Partake fruits.
5:33:21If I didn't cry when people died, I'd
5:33:23have a cold butt for a heart.
5:33:25>> The fruit.
5:33:29>> I cry when people die.
5:33:32I'm Finn.
5:33:34>> Partake of the fruit.
5:33:36>> Maybe I will partake of the fruit.
5:33:40>> Dude, don't eat that. Why not? All the
5:33:43people that I care about in this world
5:33:44are being wads. No.
5:33:47>> Don't you blow Poppy's cover.
5:34:07Ben, come on.
5:34:09>> I'm going to hang here with these fruit
5:34:11babes. They'll be my best buds now.
5:34:30There's another cartridge.
5:34:38All right, man. Dad told me not to tell
5:34:40you THIS, BUT DON'T TELL HIM. You're not
5:34:43real.
5:34:49Dad asked me to call you baby cuz he
5:34:51wants you to be tough.
5:34:52>> But I'm tough. My whole body is a
5:34:54callous.
5:35:00>> On this next hollow message we listen
5:35:01to, when dad tells you to cover your
5:35:03ears, don't.
5:35:09Hey. Hey, Finn. Jake, you made it past
5:35:12the fruit witches. Hey, did they make
5:35:14you cry, Finn? Huh? Huh?
5:35:17I bet they did. All right, now cover
5:35:18your ears, Sue. Jake, I'm almost done
5:35:21with this dungeon. I just have one last
5:35:23monster to fit into this pit I dug. I
5:35:25got him tied up in this room I'm
5:35:26building. It's really hard trying to fit
5:35:28him in this pit. He's pretty evil.
5:35:30You're going to have a crazy TIME TRYING
5:35:31TO DEFEAT
5:35:33>> DAD.
5:35:39Dad's sword.
5:35:46>> Hey Jake, when Finn finishes this
5:35:48dungeon, play this tape for him.
5:35:50>> Finn
5:35:51this pre-recorded hollow.
5:35:58FINN,
5:36:03>> DUDE, use your karate biz.
5:36:06>> I I can't, man. I suck. I'm a whiny baby
5:36:10and I'm fat and all those things dad
5:36:12said about me.
5:36:12>> Dude, dad loves you.
5:36:20>> Finn, if you're seeing this pre-recorded
5:36:22hollow message, it's because you
5:36:23finished the dungeon that I made for
5:36:25you. I'm proud of you. You're going to
5:36:27do great things in this world. I love
5:36:29you, son.
5:36:40Pure Fin. I'm proud. I love you. For
5:36:43you. For you, son. Pure Finn. I made
5:36:46this position for you. For you. For you.
5:36:50The dungeon for you. This world. For
5:36:52you. This message. It's for you, Finn.
5:36:55You're going to do great. Great great.
5:36:57You're going to do great things. Things.
5:37:00You're going to do great. Great. Great.
5:37:06I made you boys something. It's babies.
5:37:09Full of babies.
5:37:11The family sword. It's made out of
5:37:12babies.
5:37:13>> You know I don't think you're a baby,
5:37:15right?
5:37:15>> Yeah, I know.
5:37:16>> That sword is sweet.
5:37:18>> Yeah, I'm stoked to slay some evil with
5:37:20it.
5:37:23>> Cuz I think you're great. I want to be
5:37:25your mate. Or maybe go on a date. Cuz it
5:37:27feels like there's a fire inside my
5:37:29body. Like there's a fire inside my
5:37:32heart. It's like this fire is going to
5:37:35consume me if I keep waiting for this
5:37:37thing to start. Oh, I feel like I'm all
5:37:39warmed up inside. I feel all warmed up
5:37:43inside. I feel all warmed up inside.
5:37:52A fire inside my body. I am disgusted.
5:37:57Give me your third terrible gift and be
5:37:59on your way.
5:38:01A Ben, I'm sorry, bro.
5:38:05Bemo, go away.
5:38:11The goose.
5:38:13>> IS that him? He looks terrible. Why
5:38:16isn't he here? Why did he send his
5:38:18buffoon? Leave now, buffoon, for you
5:38:21have failed.
5:38:22>> No, wait. Uh um Prince Finn is here.
5:38:27He's right here. GREETINGS, FLAME KING.
5:38:31MY FINAL GIFT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING IN
5:38:33THE WORLD.
5:38:34>> A koala bear.
5:38:35>> Uh, yes.
5:38:39>> Eucalyptus.
5:38:42You
5:38:46>> don't like koalas anymore. Be gone.
5:38:52>> Dude, don't cry. Can't help it. I'm in
5:38:55love with Bubblegum. She's too old for
5:38:58you. I don't care. Come on. Flame
5:39:00Princess seems into you. No, no, no.
5:39:03Only bubblegum.
5:39:06Ow. INFECT
5:39:11the man.
5:39:18>> Excellent.
5:39:20You have indeed proven yourself. Any
5:39:22prince ruthless enough to kill his own
5:39:24buffoon would make an excellent
5:39:26boyfriend. Yeah. for my evil daughter.
5:39:30>> What?
5:39:32>> She's an unstoppable force of
5:39:34destruction.
5:39:36Nothing a psycho like you can't handle.
5:39:38Congratulations.
5:39:42>> I'm so happy. I'm so happy to meet you,
5:39:46Prince. You're my prince.
5:39:50>> She seems normal.
5:39:51>> Yeah, SHE SEEMS NORMAL.
5:39:53>> NORMAL.
5:39:54>> STOP WHISPERING.
5:39:58HEY, so that's where I came from.
5:40:04>> You know, ON SECOND THOUGHT, WE'RE NOT
5:40:06REALLY EACH OTHER'S TYPES.
5:40:07>> We're what?
5:40:09>> I changed my mind. I don't like you.
5:40:12>> You what?
5:40:14>> UH, NOTHING. BYE, BLAMBO.
5:40:29FINN, I really messed up.
5:40:33Finn, buddy, you got to help me. I made
5:40:35a mistake.
5:40:45Who lit that fire? I'll kill you.
5:41:00Bubblegum's rockets. Don't you touch
5:41:02your stuff.
5:41:17It's a girl.
5:41:29you. What's wrong with me? Huh? You
5:41:31don't like me?
5:41:32>> I like you.
5:41:36>> What's wrong with you?
5:41:41>> Don't ever mess with me again.
5:41:46>> Who was that? The princess of the Fire
5:41:49Kingdom.
5:41:51>> Dude, I think I have a crush.
5:42:00>> Don't ever mess with me again.
5:42:06>> Who was that?
5:42:07>> The princess of the Fire Kingdom.
5:42:11>> Dude, I think I have a crush. What do
5:42:14you know about her, Jake? I was trying
5:42:15to help you get over your Princess
5:42:17Bubblegum sad times by hooking you two
5:42:19up. But she's evil, man.
5:42:21>> You shut your dirty mouth.
5:42:24>> Dirty?
5:42:26Huh? No, REALLY, MAN. HER DAD SAID SHE
5:42:29WAS EVIL.
5:42:30>> NO, MAN. I peeped beyond her burning
5:42:33gaze and noshed hot lunch with her soul.
5:42:37She ain't evil.
5:42:40She's passionate.
5:42:42Help me track her down. Uh,
5:42:44>> come on, man. I really like her. Help me
5:42:46out.
5:42:48Jake. Jake, help me out. Help me out.
5:42:55Jake. Jake, help me. Jake. Jake, help
5:42:59me.
5:43:02>> Okay.
5:43:03>> All right.
5:43:06You sure you're not into any other
5:43:07princesses? WHAT ABOUT WILD Berry
5:43:09Princess? She's small and plump. You can
5:43:12sleep on her like a pillow. Could be
5:43:14nice.
5:43:18>> Is that bird smoking?
5:43:20>> Hey, don't you judge me. It was that
5:43:22fire chick down there that done this to
5:43:24me.
5:43:32>> Oh,
5:43:39Jake. Look at her. She's innocent. Like
5:43:43the steam off a puppy's nose searching
5:43:44for ham in the snow.
5:43:46>> Guy drops one piece of ham in the SNOW
5:43:47AND HE NEVER HEARS THE END OF IT. SNAP
5:43:49OUT OF IT. SHE'S BURNING CUTE LITTLE
5:43:52FLOWERS.
5:43:53>> YEAH, she is like a cute little flower.
5:44:00>> Oh no. Are you okay?
5:44:03>> I I was just worried about you.
5:44:05>> Huh?
5:44:06>> Look, I I'm sorry about before. I I
5:44:08don't know what happened, but I just I
5:44:10had to see you again. And I don't know
5:44:11really I don't know anything about you,
5:44:13but I just I really like you, you know?
5:44:16You're you're so beautiful.
5:44:28>> Oh, Glob, am I hurting you?
5:44:30>> Yes, that's all you've done.
5:44:33Are you trying to hurt me? Is that why
5:44:36you're following me? I'm not following.
5:44:38Well, I guess technically I am following
5:44:40YOU, BUT HEY, NO, WAIT.
5:44:45I guess now I'm technically chasing you,
5:44:49Finn.
5:44:55Hold on.
5:45:00Toasty buns.
5:45:04>> Where are you? I want to shut it up with
5:45:06you. Oh, we lost her.
5:45:12>> Whoa.
5:45:13>> I ambushing you.
5:45:19>> Hey, I like your fireballs.
5:45:21>> Huh? Why do you torment me?
5:45:24>> I'm not trying to. I just like you. I
5:45:27think I I think I like like you. Listen,
5:45:30when I look at you, my brain goes all
5:45:32stupid, and I just want to hug you and
5:45:34sit on the couch and and play Beimo with
5:45:35you. I can't explain why, but I've never
5:45:38felt this way, and I think we should be
5:45:39together.
5:45:40>> I
5:45:52should not toy with the emotions of a
5:45:54fire elemental.
5:45:55>> Wait, wait. I really didn't. You told me
5:45:58you liked me and you made my flame grow
5:46:00brighter. But then you put me out, which
5:46:03hurt.
5:46:05>> You were trying to impede me. That must
5:46:08be your purpose. But fire's purpose is
5:46:11to burn. So, I'm going to turn this land
5:46:13into my fire kingdom.
5:46:16>> No.
5:46:21>> She's headed FOR THE GOBLIN KINGDOM. WE
5:46:23need to defeat this fiery she beast. I
5:46:26can't fight her, man. I'm still into
5:46:28her.
5:46:35>> Gleevil Babel Graves, you're just in
5:46:37time. Babel Cuber Spoon to watch an
5:46:40incredible adventure from days of old on
5:46:43my hollow pyramid viewer. Five stories,
5:46:47each relating to one special theme. See
5:46:50if you Greybles can guess the theme by
5:46:52the end of the episode. Okay, now sit
5:46:55back, relax, and enjoy the show.
5:47:00>> All right, Beimo, we're back in an hour.
5:47:01You sure you don't need anything from
5:47:02the Grocery Kingdom?
5:47:03>> No, I don't need anything. Thank you.
5:47:06Okay, goodbye, Finn and Jake.
5:47:07>> Bye, Beimo.
5:47:08>> Yeah, see you later, Beimo.
5:47:23Finn Jake.
5:47:27Well, hello there. Oh, hello. Who are
5:47:30you? My name is Football. What's yours?
5:47:32I am Beimo. Beimo, are you a robot? Oh,
5:47:36no. Football. I am a little living boy.
5:47:40Oh, that sounds wonderful. Beimo, will
5:47:42you teach me about being alive? Yes, Fo,
5:47:44watch me.
5:48:03Ping.
5:48:05Oh, Fimo, that's fantastic. Oh, thank
5:48:08you, football. It's really nothing. Yes,
5:48:11I will.
5:48:11>> What the? You see, man, I told you this
5:48:14is nuts.
5:48:15>> Plus, he's using my toothbrush.
5:48:17>> No, man. That's my toothbrush.
5:48:19>> Oh, Beimo. How can I You
5:48:24>> prove that Beimo does weird junk when
5:48:26nobody is around. Check.
5:48:28>> High five, buddy.
5:48:33>> That was pretty weak.
5:48:34>> Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
5:48:36>> You want to give it another go?
5:48:37>> Yeah,
5:48:39>> that was better. But we can do better.
5:48:41>> You mean even better.
5:48:42>> Let's back on up and run at each other.
5:48:44>> Okay.
5:48:47Ready? Go.
5:48:51>> Yeah.
5:48:52>> Oh, it kind of stings.
5:48:53>> I like the pain.
5:48:54>> Let's do another one.
5:48:58Ready?
5:49:00>> Yeah.
5:49:12>> Jake.
5:49:13>> Yeah.
5:49:13>> I know how we can do the most ultimate
5:49:15high five ever. You've gone CRAZY MAD
5:49:17WITH POWER LUST AND I'M LOVING IT.
5:49:22>> You ready to do this, dude?
5:49:23>> I'VE BEEN READY THIS WHOLE TIME, DUDE.
5:49:25JUST WAITING ON YOU TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE
5:49:26>> SUPER ULTIMATE HIGH FIVE. GO.
5:49:36A glass of delicious nourishing water
5:49:38for my lady.
5:49:43Oh, yes.
5:49:55Oh man.
5:49:58Oh boy.
5:50:09Oh my god.
5:50:15Cheese.
5:50:29Ding ding ding ding ding.
5:50:47Ha! Jingo, jingo!
5:50:50Yeast on third, flower on first. Swell
5:50:54the dough. Fit to burst.
5:51:03>> Jeez, what happened to my life? All my
5:51:06friends are gone. They all got kids now.
5:51:09I don't have kids. All I have is Barb.
5:51:12And she treats me like a a dingus.
5:51:18Cool. A sword. Wow. Neat. It's magic or
5:51:24something. We can hang this up over our
5:51:26mantle and snuffle by the fire like we
5:51:30like we used to.
5:51:32I'M GOING TO FIX US. BOMB. FIX US.
5:51:37ALL RIGHT. ONE, TWO, THREE.
5:51:40>> YO, WHAT? SHOOT.
5:51:42>> Here comes another one. One, two, three.
5:51:46>> My eyes.
5:51:50Yes, finally.
5:51:53>> Good job. LAST CHANCE FOR LIFE. BREAK
5:51:56OUT.
5:51:58>> YEAH, you mommy. Hey, what's going on
5:52:01here?
5:52:02>> Nothing. Oh, crab apples.
5:52:07Where's Ed?
5:52:08>> Oh, uh, he's getting you an I'm sorry
5:52:10gift.
5:52:11>> He feels crazy about making you cry.
5:52:13>> He does. REALLY?
5:52:16>> BARB. BARB.
5:52:18>> ED.
5:52:18>> BARB, LOOK. DAMAGE CONTROL. CHECK IT
5:52:21OUT. I wrapped it up in everything.
5:52:24>> Oh, Ed. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
5:52:26>> YEAH. COME ON, OPEN IT.
5:52:27>> I I I REALLY just It's just so unlike
5:52:30you to
5:52:33What's this?
5:52:34>> It's a sword. I found it in the woods.
5:52:37>> In the woods?
5:52:38>> Yeah. It's magical, though. Check out
5:52:40the blade.
5:52:40>> You got this for you, Ed.
5:52:42>> No, I got IT FOR US. FOR SNUGGLES BY THE
5:52:45FIRE.
5:52:46>> WE ARE NEVER GOING to snuggles until you
5:52:48learn to appreciate me.
5:52:49>> Oh, really? Well, I guess we're never
5:52:52going to eat again either, cuz I catch
5:52:54the food and your butt is dysfunctional.
5:53:00OH, RUN AWAY FOOD. We don't need you.
5:53:02Apparently, just break up, you guys. Do
5:53:06it for you.
5:53:07>> Now, what are you going to eat? Huh?
5:53:09Barb,
5:53:10>> I'm going to eat you.
5:53:13>> Yo, that's wrong. Who cares?
5:53:22We're free.
5:53:26Ah!
5:53:28NO! NO! NO!
5:53:31>> Oh no! You got that look on your face.
5:53:34You going back to help that fool?
5:53:35>> His wife's going to eat him.
5:53:36>> Spider marriage is complicated.
5:53:39Sometimes you just got to mind on your
5:53:40own biz.
5:53:41>> Oh, help. Somebody help me.
5:53:45>> Go with Glob.
5:53:58YOU LITTLE TWERP. ARE YOU STUPID OR
5:54:00SOMETHING? YEAH, I'm stupid. But I know
5:54:03something real. You shouldn't eat your
5:54:05husband. Wa!
5:54:20Yo, smoothing things out.
5:54:22>> Not exactly.
5:54:26Harve,
5:54:29what's wrong, my love?
5:54:42Okay.
5:54:48What is happening?
5:54:50>> Something we're not supposed to see.
5:54:55>> Oh, Ed,
5:54:57we're parents.
5:54:59>> Oh, sick. I think there's hope for us,
5:55:02Barb.
5:55:02>> We can make a new start as a family.
5:55:10Nice.
5:55:11>> Think they're going to make it?
5:55:12>> Love like theirs will always find a way.
5:55:15It'll crawl all up over you and drain
5:55:17your body fluids, poisoning you slowly
5:55:20until you pass out.
5:55:24>> Circle of life, Finn. Circle of life.
5:55:32>> Nice stacks of sandwiches.
5:55:33>> You shouldn't have bought so many
5:55:34flavors. I had to make a sandwich for
5:55:36each flavor and for each flavor
5:55:38combination.
5:55:39>> I'm making a cheese sandwich.
5:55:44>> Tree trunks pig. Come on. We're trying
5:55:47to hide our love, but it's so difficult.
5:55:52>> Try harder.
5:55:56>> Doesn't look like tree trunks and pig
5:55:57are around.
5:55:58>> Yeah, looks like the coast is clear.
5:56:02>> Look at this cup. Now look at this cup.
5:56:05Look at this one.
5:56:07>> Come on.
5:56:08>> Oh man.
5:56:10>> Just try to ignore it and watch the
5:56:11movie.
5:56:11>> I can't ignore that.
5:56:19>> STOP.
5:56:24>> Tree trunks. This has gone on long
5:56:26enough. No more spending time with the
5:56:28pig unless you do it inside your own
5:56:31home. But Finn, an unmarried couple
5:56:34living together under one roof, that's
5:56:37indecent.
5:56:38>> Then why don't you two just get married?
5:56:41>> We don't want to rush there. Marriage is
5:56:42a big time to get to know each other.
5:56:45>> Then I guess we only have one option.
5:56:49>> All right,
5:56:50>> you can't do this. Wait.
5:56:52>> No.
5:56:52>> Stop.
5:56:53>> Take him away,
5:56:55>> sweetie.
5:56:57>> Little bum.
5:56:59>> Sorry, tree trunks.
5:57:03So, where do you live?
5:57:05>> I'm homeless.
5:57:11>> I guess I'll just go back to eating
5:57:13criminals.
5:57:17>> I miss her.
5:57:20>> I don't know what I'm going to do
5:57:22without him. S,
5:57:23>> why don't you make apple pie to take
5:57:24your mind off of it?
5:57:31Dream of love.
5:57:34Is it really over?
5:57:38Can I overcome
5:57:41these tears?
5:57:44I close my eyes,
5:57:46feel that he's still with me,
5:57:50still standing
5:57:53with me here.
5:57:57Dream of love.
5:57:59Are we truly parted?
5:58:03Must this pig forever walk alone?
5:58:10In my dreams, our love is just a dream
5:58:14to me.
5:58:16But in my heart, it lives and breathes
5:58:19and grows.
5:58:22And even though we ain't allowed to be
5:58:26together,
5:58:28I cross my heart and promise to be true.
5:58:35Well, I'm still loving you, girl, from
5:58:37halfway across this great big world.
5:58:42And in my dreams, I'm holding hands with
5:58:45you.
5:58:51Dream of love.
5:58:54Dream of love.
5:58:58>> It's only a dream of love.
5:59:04>> Dream of love.
5:59:07>> Dream of love.
5:59:11It's only a dream
5:59:17of love.
5:59:23I close my eyes and feel his arms around
5:59:28me.
5:59:29In my dreams,
5:59:32he's not so far away.
5:59:36>> Go to him.
5:59:40Go.
5:59:51I'm freaking out.
5:59:55>> You know what? I like it. It's nice.
5:59:58>> Yeah.
6:00:01Apple pie. I've been waiting to kiss you
6:00:03all day.
6:00:11Oh, what? Where are we?
6:00:14>> I don't know.
6:00:16>> What did we do last night?
6:00:18>> Maybe we drank juice of the elder Toad.
6:00:21>> I doubt it. Yo, do you see this? We're
6:00:24in a cage. Do you think we like did
6:00:26something wrong?
6:00:27>> Yeah, right. When did we ever did wrong
6:00:29actions? Get real.
6:00:31>> Who you calling?
6:00:32>> I'm calling Beimo. See if he knows what
6:00:34happened. You know, us being junk. My
6:00:36new camera phone. Wait, come here.
6:00:39>> What? I guess I vid taped a buttload of
6:00:42stuff on here.
6:00:43>> Play it for the clues within.
6:00:45>> Okay, play.
6:00:47>> Did you take it yet?
6:00:48>> Recording.
6:00:50>> Okay, get a shot of the portal. Going to
6:00:52go through this biz.
6:00:54>> All right, let's do it.
6:00:56>> Oh no. What?
6:00:57>> Battery crunked out.
6:00:59>> Dude, do you remember any of that mess?
6:01:02>> No, but I guess we're here on purpose.
6:01:04>> So, we opened a portal to somewhere. But
6:01:07where? The night is fair. A
6:01:13>> you're in the nitosphere.
6:01:14>> Are you sure?
6:01:15>> Uh yes. You got thrown in jail. Look.
6:01:25>> Look.
6:01:27Marceline's dad. We really are in the
6:01:30nidosphere.
6:01:31>> Up and at him, people. Everyone out of
6:01:33your cages.
6:01:35My shift is over and no one's showing
6:01:37up. So,
6:01:38>> whoa. Wait, you're letting us go?
6:01:40>> I mean, yeah, but not really. You're in
6:01:44the night sphere. So
6:01:46>> So what?
6:01:47>> Is there an outlet somewhere for this?
6:01:52>> Hey, come on. Just tell us how we can
6:01:54get back to our world.
6:01:55>> You can't leave the nidosphere. Not
6:01:57unless he lets you.
6:01:58>> Marceline's dad.
6:02:00>> Yeah, that's Hunson Abadier. He runs
6:02:02this place.
6:02:04>> Hunson Abadier.
6:02:07All right. Well, dude, how do we talk to
6:02:09him?
6:02:09>> You can't just talk to the boss. You got
6:02:11to make an appointment.
6:02:12>> Yeah, but we don't even know why we're
6:02:14here.
6:02:14>> What's up with this?
6:02:17>> Oh. Oh, sick. You touch that stuff.
6:02:21Later, FOOLS.
6:02:25>> HEY. HEY. Is there an outlet anywhere,
6:02:27you guys?
6:02:29>> Maybe this is where they put all the
6:02:30dummy demons,
6:02:31>> right? Big guy, you're not so smart,
6:02:33right?
6:02:34>> Yeah.
6:02:35>> Let's go out that hole, man. Okay, get
6:02:37on.
6:03:07Mhm. Mhm. Pretty neat.
6:03:11Look,
6:03:14>> Charlie, don't socialize with the
6:03:15smaller demons. THEY'RE DIRTY AND
6:03:17STUPID.
6:03:19>> DADDY,
6:03:23>> what is that?
6:03:24>> I think it's like sentient blood mist.
6:03:27Cool. Come on. Let's see if anyone knows
6:03:30where Huntsen Abadier is.
6:03:31>> All right. Well, how about that, dude?
6:03:33>> Okay.
6:03:35>> Yo, bros. How do we talk to Hunts and
6:03:37Abadier?
6:03:38>> The teller can help you. Get in my
6:03:42flipping belly and I will transport you.
6:03:45My insides are habitable. You will not
6:03:49be digested.
6:03:58>> Bye, mister.
6:04:00Who's the teller? That guy.
6:04:02>> Okay, Bozos, make room. Make room. Make
6:04:05room.
6:04:06>> Out. Come on.
6:04:07>> Scooch over, fatty.
6:04:09>> I can't, dude. This outbox is packed
6:04:11tighter than my tummy tunnel when I
6:04:12can't make brown on the camping trips
6:04:14because of my anxieties. Then I have IBS
6:04:16also. Ow.
6:04:17>> Hey guy, are you the teller?
6:04:20>> No, no, no. This is the line to meet the
6:04:22teller.
6:04:23>> No man, are you for real? How long's the
6:04:25weight?
6:04:26>> I don't know. I just like to roll around
6:04:28on top of their heads.
6:04:29>> Bunk that.
6:04:30>> Hey, do you know about this?
6:04:32>> I No.
6:04:35Sick.
6:04:37>> Get back. BACK. YOU WILL NOT CUT THE
6:04:40LINE AGAIN. YOU STAY BACK HERE AND WAIT
6:04:43YOUR TURN LIKE THE REST OF US.
6:04:47UNDERSTAND?
6:04:48>> YEAH. OKAY. OKAY.
6:04:50>> I'll be watching you.
6:04:53>> Sorry, dude. You got out of line. I
6:04:54>> Dang it.
6:05:03>> WHO ARE YOU?
6:05:05>> DON'T KILL US.
6:05:07FINN AND JAKE,
6:05:07>> YOU'RE FRIENDS, REMEMBER?
6:05:19>> RUN.
6:05:28>> MARCELINE,
6:05:32>> what are you doing?
6:05:33>> Just grabbing a midnight snack.
6:05:36It's Marceline. That's her out there.
6:05:39>> I know. Isn't it fantastic?
6:05:41>> No. We have to save her.
6:05:43>> Save her
6:05:44>> from the amulet.
6:05:45>> But this is what I've always wanted. My
6:05:47girl following in her daddy's footsteps.
6:05:50>> But that's not what she wants.
6:05:52>> That's Boulder Dash, baby. The wearer of
6:05:54the amulet is filled with chaotic evil,
6:05:56which is how I grew up. So,
6:06:06Maybe we can get these dudes to help us.
6:06:13>> These guys won't help you. They're all
6:06:15complacent sheeple.
6:06:21>> Wait, that's it. We're going to
6:06:23freestyle a political rap to get these
6:06:25guys to rise out of their systemized
6:06:27demon apathy.
6:06:28>> Okay.
6:06:31Yeah.
6:06:34political rap. Yo yo demon apathy. Yo
6:06:38zappity get ready. Government where you
6:06:41went. YO FARMERS MARKET RIDE BIKES. Get
6:06:46on it. Geodisic domes. Science. You
6:06:50heard?
6:06:51>> Yeah.
6:06:53>> I never thought of it that way before.
6:06:56>> THIS SYSTEM IS BROKE. YO.
6:06:58>> FREEDOM. FREEDOM. FREEDOM. FREEDOM.
6:07:02FREEDOM.
6:07:14PORCELAIN.
6:07:24>> JAKE. THE TREEHOUSE.
6:07:27>> I'M TOO FREAKED OUT TO MOVE, FINN. THESE
6:07:29DEMONS ARE NIBBLING my legs.
6:07:33>> Jake, take her.
6:07:35>> NO, FINN. YOU'LL BE FILLED WITH CHAOTIC
6:07:37EVIL.
6:08:00MARCELINE,
6:08:02NO ONE
6:08:04ELSE HERE.
6:08:15>> MARCELINE.
6:08:17UH, I wonder what happened to him. KIDS
6:08:19THESE DAYS. AM I RIGHT,
6:08:22>> DUDE? SERIOUSLY,
6:08:23>> DAD, you tricked me.
6:08:28Dad, that sucks.
6:08:30>> I know. I'm sorry, but I thought you'd
6:08:33want to want to make your old man proud
6:08:35and, you know, take over the nights.
6:08:38>> Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you
6:08:40to be proud of me.
6:08:42>> No, I didn't mean baby. Of course I'm
6:08:45proud of you,
6:08:46>> Dad.
6:08:47>> And your friends, they're all right.
6:08:49That political rap pretty great.
6:08:52>> Okay. Okay. I got to go now, Dad.
6:08:55Woof. What a nightmare, man. Finn, my
6:08:59dad actually likes you.
6:09:02>> I don't want to hang out with you
6:09:04anymore,
6:09:06>> Finn.
6:09:15Oh, stop.
6:09:17>> Come on, Jake. Try it. It's awesome.
6:09:21>> Um, yeah. Okay.
6:09:24Sweepy, sweepy, sweepy, sweep, sweep,
6:09:26sweep, SWEEPING.
6:09:31He's got me down path. Sweeping's weak.
6:09:36>> Sweeping weak.
6:09:38>> Whoa, this guy's all right.
6:09:41>> THIS GUY JUST BUSTED ME UP MY CHOPS,
6:09:43FINN.
6:09:44>> HEY, come on. He's just a bear. He don't
6:09:46know nothing. M yeah, I guess. Well,
6:09:50anyway, it's getting pretty late.
6:09:52Probably time for everyone to go back
6:09:54home to their own houses.
6:09:56>> Yeah, I guess you're right, Jake. It is
6:09:58pretty late. He should probably stay
6:10:00here tonight.
6:10:02You can sleep in the bathtub.
6:10:04>> Bathtub.
6:10:07>> Bathtub. This guy's tops bluebie.
6:10:16man.
6:10:39What? Hey, Princess Bubblegum. Hey,
6:10:41everybody.
6:10:45What? Hey.
6:10:50Hey, Princess Bubblegum. Hey, everybody.
6:10:54What?
6:10:59What are you doing?
6:11:00>> Shh. Come with me. You got to see
6:11:02something. This bear's Wiggy Finn. He's
6:11:04wearing your clothes and dancing around
6:11:06all crazy.
6:11:07>> That sounds rad, man.
6:11:09>> What? No. Just
6:11:13Oh, man.
6:11:16Uh.
6:11:17>> Oh, you got to believe me, Finn. I swear
6:11:20he was like all wigged out, was dancing.
6:11:24>> I do believe you.
6:11:26>> Oh,
6:11:27>> it's just, you know, who cares? Dancing,
6:11:30wearing clothes. He ain't hurting
6:11:31nobody. He's just doing it up, you know.
6:11:33He's just cool and he likes my style.
6:11:35That ain't a crime.
6:11:36>> No, I guess not.
6:11:39>> Okay, great. I'm going back to bed. You
6:11:41coming, smart guy?
6:11:42>> Yeah. Okay. Mhm.
6:12:06>> You not even a little weirded out by
6:12:07this?
6:12:08>> No, man. He's just doing his instinct.
6:12:10>> He's like a parrot or chameleon or
6:12:11something. It's funny.
6:12:12>> We're coming into something. He's funny.
6:12:16>> Anyway, I got to go pick up Beimo from
6:12:18soccer.
6:12:20I'll be back soon. And remember, don't
6:12:22eat my special fin cakes. Finn only.
6:12:26>> Yeah, I get it. You don't need to tell
6:12:28me that every time you make fin cakes.
6:12:38>> Hey, what are you doing?
6:12:44Why you little trying to set me up? Hey,
6:12:48you think you're so smart, but this time
6:12:50I'm ready.
6:13:00>> OH MY GO. WHAT? JAKE, you ate all my FIG
6:13:04CAKES. WHAT THE STINK?
6:13:05>> UH, NOPE. The bear did it. And I've got
6:13:08proof. I taped the whole thing. THE
6:13:10BURIED ON MY CAKES and you just sat
6:13:12there and watched him DO IT. WHAT'S
6:13:13WRONG with you?
6:13:16>> What? No, man. HE WAS TRYING TO FRAME
6:13:18ME, FINN. HE'S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR
6:13:20IDENTITY. WHY CAN'T YOU GRO THAT?
6:13:23>> HE'S A BEAR, JAKE. He's a wild animal.
6:13:25He doesn't know things. He just does
6:13:27stuff. He's cool.
6:13:28>> Oh, fine. Well, that's just great. Then
6:13:31you and MC cool friend can go stink it
6:13:34up together at your stupid cool FINN
6:13:36PARTY ALL BY YOURSELVES, CUZ I'M NOT
6:13:38GOING.
6:13:43YOU FEELING better today?
6:13:44>> Yeah, I feel like a million clams.
6:13:46>> Good. Hey, you think we have enough
6:13:48candy litter?
6:13:51Litter for lunch?
6:13:53Huh?
6:13:54>> Huh? Not again.
6:13:56>> What's the matter, Cinnamon Bun?
6:13:58>> Please, Finn, if you're going to HUG ME
6:14:00AGAIN, DON'T MAKE IT AS HARD as you
6:14:02hugged me last night.
6:14:04>> Uh, I didn't hug you last night.
6:14:06>> Yes, you did. My love handles still
6:14:09hurt. You came into my room around
6:14:11midnight and gave me a squeeze. A really
6:14:15strong one.
6:14:20>> CB says I hugged him. Cinnamon bun,
6:14:23you've got some crazy notions, I tell
6:14:25you.
6:14:35>> Oh, cinnamon bun.
6:14:38What a crazy story, buddy.
6:14:41>> Yeah, buddy. But you were pretty huggy
6:14:44last night, buddy.
6:14:45>> Wait, you don't think I actually snuck
6:14:46into Cinnamon Bun's room and hugged him,
6:14:48do you?
6:14:49>> I'm just saying you were really clingy.
6:14:52>> But no, why would I? And don't tell me
6:14:55it's because I repressed emotional
6:14:57feelings for Cinnamon Bud.
6:14:58>> No, I have a theory, but I don't like
6:15:01it.
6:15:04Your questionable behavior started about
6:15:06an hour or so after you got hugged by
6:15:08that wolf man. Right.
6:15:10>> So,
6:15:16>> well, I've been thinking that maybe that
6:15:17wolf man wasn't what he seemed. Maybe he
6:15:20was some sort of hogwolf. Yeah, here it
6:15:22is. Hogwolves. A subset of wolf men
6:15:26which roam the countryside with a
6:15:27fervent hug lust. Every night, hugwolves
6:15:30must go out and hug people to satisfy
6:15:33their insatiable craving for hugs. To
6:15:35become a hugwolf, one must be hugged by
6:15:38an alpha hugwolf on the night of a full
6:15:40moon,
6:15:41>> like last night.
6:15:43>> Yes. So, you must be a beta hugwolf, a
6:15:46lower level creature.
6:15:47>> Well, how can I get uncursed?
6:15:49>> Let me um read the book a little more.
6:15:52It says there's no known cure.
6:15:55>> I'm scared, Jake.
6:15:58No hugs.
6:15:59>> I'm sorry.
6:16:04>> I feel all hot.
6:16:14>> What's wrong, Beimo?
6:16:15>> I am terrified of being
6:16:17>> H. Well, that plant's not going to
6:16:19protect you.
6:16:22You can get this under control, buddy.
6:16:24ARE YOU READY TO OVERCOME THIS THING?
6:16:27>> I think so.
6:16:28>> I said, "Are you ready to OVERCOME THIS
6:16:31THING?"
6:16:32>> YEAH, I heard you. I said I think so.
6:16:34>> I'm trying to get you to shout.
6:16:36>> Oh, okay. Is this good?
6:16:39>> Never mind. Now, I want you to think
6:16:41about hugging a cactus. How would that
6:16:43feel?
6:16:44>> Prickly and painful.
6:16:46>> Good. Good. You're doing great.
6:16:48>> Cool. So, can I hug the cactus now?
6:16:50>> No, you can't hug anything. But that
6:16:52poor cactus, it it needs me.
6:17:00A no, the hug lust has already taken
6:17:02over your brain. I want break.
6:17:16Finn, say something to reassure me.
6:17:19>> I'll hug your mom.
6:17:24Jake, we need a silver face ball
6:17:33for
6:17:41guys.
6:17:44>> Beimo strobe light mode
6:17:49beast.
6:18:00SURELY THIS FROSTED drink will soothe my
6:18:03fevered tempers.
6:18:08Hello.
6:18:09Good heavens. MY LICKING THROAT
6:18:12UP, BRO.
6:18:16>> WAIT, WHAT?
6:18:18>> Oh my gosh. How many times do I have to
6:18:20tell you somebody broke into my house
6:18:21and stole my laps?
6:18:31>> Okay, calm down. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
6:18:34CALM DOWN? LUMPING THIEVER IS OUT THERE
6:18:36GETTING FRESH WITH MY LUMPS.
6:18:38>> GROSS. I don't appreciate that.
6:18:41>> Whoa. Whoa. Gals, we'll find this crazy
6:18:44freak and return all of your body parts.
6:18:46Thank you so much, Vinn.
6:18:52I shall give you a kiss.
6:18:57>> It's It's okay, hot dog princess. We'll
6:19:00be right back.
6:19:02>> I said I don't know.
6:19:05I have nothing to do with this.
6:19:07>> STOP LYING. WE FOUND YOUR fingerprints
6:19:09at the crime scene.
6:19:10>> What? Really?
6:19:12>> Uh, no.
6:19:14Well, then why would you say that?
6:19:17>> Ice King, we know you did it,
6:19:19>> Finn. I'm as concerned as you are.
6:19:21There's some sicko out there. What if he
6:19:23comes after my princess?
6:19:25>> Your princess?
6:19:27>> Yeah. Let me introduce you to my new
6:19:29wife.
6:19:34>> Oh, wait. You mean I'm the guy stealing
6:19:36all the Yeah, okay, I get it now.
6:19:41A
6:19:47>> what happened to them, husband?
6:19:49>> H
6:19:52They're sleepy. They're our limp, sleepy
6:19:54children. Come on, wife. Let's have a
6:19:57nice family meal.
6:19:58>> Okay,
6:20:07>> wife, you sit right here.
6:20:14Isn't this nice?
6:20:19Uh-oh.
6:20:20I mean, that's good.
6:20:24Oops. How fun. You're so fun.
6:20:33Oh, marriage is fun.
6:20:37See, when you wash and I dry, we get
6:20:40done faster. And then tomorrow night, we
6:20:42switch.
6:20:47>> Yeah. Let me show you a trick, my
6:20:49darling.
6:20:53See, you let it soak and then we'll wash
6:20:54it in the morning. Enough chores.
6:20:59Come along, dear. I want to show you
6:21:01something special.
6:21:08Let me show you something special.
6:21:14I can introduce your parts to something
6:21:18new.
6:21:22Every moment now is special.
6:21:28Just as long as I am spending it with
6:21:31you. You and you and you.
6:21:35>> There is so much beauty in this land of
6:21:40ice.
6:21:42The air is cold from our feelings fills
6:21:45the warm and nice.
6:21:49Every turn and spin will remind us where
6:21:53we've been will.
6:22:02Remind us when we found something
6:22:06special.
6:22:09>> Here it is. I hope you like it.
6:22:22>> You like Is there something wrong with
6:22:25me? The way I am, it's not normal, is
6:22:29it? Oh, pretty baby wife. You're the
6:22:32most normal thing in my whole life.
6:22:35We're like two normal jelly beans
6:22:37sitting at the bottom of the jar,
6:22:39floating in a sea of olives, waiting for
6:22:41somebody to guess how many jelly beans
6:22:43are in the jar, which I mentioned.
6:22:45>> I don't think I understand.
6:22:47>> Just look into my eyes and know that
6:22:50everything is okay.
6:22:54>> Whoa. Peppermint Butler, Finn, Jake, the
6:22:57princess wants to see you.
6:22:59As princess of Candy Kingdom, I'm in
6:23:02charge of a lot of candy people.
6:23:05They rely on me. I can't imagine what
6:23:09might happen to them if I was gone.
6:23:12And after my brush with death at the
6:23:14hands of the lich.
6:23:16>> I realized something. I'm not going to
6:23:19live forever, Finn. I would if I could.
6:23:25But modern science just isn't there yet.
6:23:28So, I engineered a replacement who can
6:23:31live forever.
6:23:34I call her Golad.
6:23:38>> A, she's cute.
6:23:42>> Hi, Golad. I'm Finn.
6:23:44>> And I'm Jake.
6:23:45>> Hi, Finn. Hi, Jake.
6:23:47>> Hi, Golad.
6:23:48>> Hi, Finn.
6:23:48>> What did you use to make her?
6:23:50>> Oh, um, pretty standard candy creature
6:23:53soup.
6:23:56some amino acids,
6:23:59some algebra,
6:24:03and I threw in one of my baby teeth so
6:24:06she'd have my DNA.
6:24:09>> Wow. DNA.
6:24:12>> Yep. All it takes is just one little
6:24:15tooth or a single hair. That's all it
6:24:20takes.
6:24:25Princess Bubblegum, are you okay?
6:24:28>> Yeah, I'm good. I haven't slept for a
6:24:31solid 83 hours, but yeah, I'm good.
6:24:35>> You should go to bed.
6:24:37>> I can't go to bed. Golad has huge Mondo
6:24:41mama brains. I still need to fill them
6:24:44with knowledge. But how to rule a
6:24:47kingdom?
6:24:48>> What? Let us teach her.
6:24:49>> Uh, okay. I guess that would be all
6:24:52right.
6:24:53>> Yes.
6:24:54>> Teachers. Teachers. Yeah.
6:24:55>> Ancient teachers. Woo.
6:24:59>> Come on, Golad. See you later, princess.
6:25:02Get some sleep.
6:25:05>> Huh? Bye, guys.
6:25:07>> Look, Golad. This is a preschool. I'm
6:25:10going to go set up some obstacles and
6:25:11all that for you to learn on.
6:25:13>> Is that okay?
6:25:14>> Yeah. Thanks, Ben. I'm excited to learn.
6:25:17>> Okay, great. Jake, you go and get some
6:25:19kids from inside to help with the lesson
6:25:21and such.
6:25:21>> Okay, come on. Goad. Yes, Jake.
6:25:44>> I know. Settle down, Jake. These kids
6:25:49seem pretty scary.
6:25:51>> Ah, nah. Now these KIDS AIN'T NOTHING.
6:25:53KIDS CREW of doozy plume. Check this
6:25:55out. HEY THERE KIDS. WHO WANTS TO PLAY?
6:25:58>> GET THAT STINK.
6:26:00>> UH, EASY NOW CHILDREN. YEAH.
6:26:02>> GET THE BRAIN. GET THE BRAIN.
6:26:15>> LISTEN UP. YOU KIDS BETTER STOP DONING
6:26:17AROUND. YOU'RE GOING TO MESS UP GOLAD.
6:26:21H. IT'S MY WAY OF THE HIGHWAY. GET IT?
6:26:23I'M DON JUAN. CHERRY TEMPO. NOW MARCH.
6:26:26CLIP BLOBBIT.
6:26:28>> Don't be acting all crazy.
6:26:31>> Whoa. Holy smow. Oh, hey. Y'all are just
6:26:34in time. You ready to pop this crocs
6:26:36back, Dr. Golad?
6:26:38>> Yeah, I think so, Finn. I've learned a
6:26:40real lot already so far. So much
6:26:45from Jake.
6:26:47>> Yeah. You know, Finn, maybe this isn't
6:26:49such a good idea, actually.
6:26:51>> Oh, no. It's cool. I got helmets for
6:26:53everybody.
6:26:54>> Okay, Golad, you ready to lead?
6:26:57>> Ready.
6:26:58>> Okay, in 3 2 1, go.
6:27:01>> All right, listen up. You kids better
6:27:03stop dunking around and get up that
6:27:05ramp. You're going to mess up Goliath.
6:27:08I'm D John Terry Temp Cherry Tempo. Mine
6:27:12where the highway go.
6:27:17>> Stop. Stop. No. Golad, no. Leading isn't
6:27:19about scaring people. You got to stay
6:27:21calm and use your head. Use that
6:27:23beautiful brain, girlfriend.
6:27:26Anyone? Oh. Oh, there it is. There it
6:27:28is.
6:27:31No.
6:27:32>> No. DON'T COME NEAR ME.
6:27:34>> What is that? It's from the dead one. He
6:27:37leaves these heads around everywhere. I
6:27:40can't even touch them, but it still
6:27:41creeps me out. Please get rid of him.
6:27:44What do I do? Pull the heads. Use the
6:27:46heads. Oh, no. Please.
6:27:49All right, man. I'll get it.
6:27:56>> Where's your daddy? Huh? Is he hiding in
6:27:58there?
6:28:06>> Better get back in the spirit hole. Dead
6:28:08one.
6:28:10OKAY.
6:28:20OH, BOLTS.
6:28:24YEAH. Get him.
6:28:29Oh my. What? The cave. How the weird.
6:28:35That's weird. But whatever though.
6:28:40Come on, EBS. Ice King. Ice King.
6:28:45Where' you go, Simon?
6:28:48Ice King.
6:28:53Oh me, oh my oy. Everyone sing my song
6:28:56of joy. The child of man who touched the
6:28:59lamb is soon to be my new best friend.
6:29:02Oh, to me, can't you see? FOR I WILL
6:29:04NEVER set him free. I had no bro in all
6:29:07of oo, but now I've got one. Finn, the
6:29:09you.
6:29:09>> Come on. What? Haha, Finn. You fell
6:29:12right into for my brilliant plan that I
6:29:14formed out of the thin air like a true
6:29:16magi. Not only did I get you to remove
6:29:19those horrible creatures from my castle,
6:29:21but now you're trapped and only I can
6:29:24see you. So, if you want friends, this
6:29:26is it, pal.
6:29:29I'm going to reopen the hole. NO, WAIT.
6:29:31MY PLAN FELL APART. My new plan is that
6:29:34you don't open the hole and I destroy
6:29:36the porcelain lamb which will bring you
6:29:38back to the material plane.
6:29:45JAKE,
6:29:48GIVE ME THAT LAMB.
6:29:49>> NO,
6:29:51BEN'S TRAPPED IN HERE.
6:29:53>> THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO SMASH IT.
6:29:54>> YOU DONK. I WILL SMASH YOU.
6:30:00ESCAPE. MY WINTER BODY. I was going to
6:30:03start up on the elliptical again, but I
6:30:05got depressed. Okay, don't look at me.
6:30:17They're touching me for real.
6:30:19>> Great. Now we're both stuck in here.
6:30:21BEN, GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES. I NEED A
6:30:24BUFFER.
6:30:26OH JEEZ. COME ON.
6:30:30PLEASE. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They were
6:30:34just touching me on the body. I'm sorry.
6:30:37>> Wa. Do that again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
6:30:40They were touching my body. I'm sorry.
6:30:44Your hand is affecting the TV. We must
6:30:46have some kind of subtle effect on the
6:30:48material plane. Cool.
6:30:50What do you think, Finn? Can we pull
6:30:53back the veil of static and reach into
6:30:55the source of all being behind this
6:30:57curtain of patterns? This random pattern
6:31:00generator
6:31:02so clever. Right here in every home,
6:31:05watching us from a onesided mirror.
6:31:11Whoops. Just wizard talking to myself.
6:31:13It's okay. But let's use our subtle
6:31:15influence to break the lamp. All right.
6:31:17You mean like this?
6:31:21Yeah, man. Woo.
6:31:26It's working, man. Combine the swirls.
6:31:29>> Okay.
6:31:32Whoa. Finn, is that you?
6:31:36>> Yes. Finn. Finn. Finn.
6:31:43Wa.
6:31:45That was beautiful.
6:31:51Let's go flush this in the sacred
6:31:52bathroom.
6:31:59Gotcha.
6:32:04All right.
6:32:23Ah, this place is blobs. Fa,
6:32:26>> we can meet you back at the treehouse
6:32:27later if you want.
6:32:30That weird light.
6:32:36>> Hey, Ben. Ben, my dress is slipping.
6:32:40>> Huh? Listen, LSP, we got to be careful.
6:32:44>> My dress.
6:32:47>> No, it's not safe.
6:32:52Hey.
6:32:56Oh.
6:32:58Hey, F.
6:33:01She's stuck in there.
6:33:02>> We got TO BUST THROUGH THIS WALL.
6:33:07>> I knew you couldn't resist me, F.
6:33:11A lump. I took it too far.
6:33:16My powerful lumps have turned F into A
6:33:18GROWN MONSTER. GET away fast.
6:33:25I can't live.
6:33:35That was so crazy. What just happened?
6:33:38>> Oh. Um, Bubblegum sent us on a quest to
6:33:40destroy these cursed mirrors. Evil stuff
6:33:42happens when you look into them.
6:33:44>> Oh, club. I had to look cuz I looked so
6:33:46good. LSP, you don't need a mirror to
6:33:49know you look good.
6:33:54You're beautiful on the inside, like
6:33:57your brain and stuff.
6:33:59Thanks for saying that stuff and for
6:34:02saving me from those mirrors. That was
6:34:03pretty nice.
6:34:06Okay, time to write. Going to make this
6:34:10trashy. Turtle Princess will be a Oh my
6:34:13gosh. Number one bestseller. Uh yeah.
6:34:23What is he doing out there? Sometimes
6:34:26after an adventure, he likes to sit out
6:34:28there and think.
6:34:31>> Hey girl. Hey.
6:34:33>> Hello. Hey girl. Are you almost done
6:34:36with your book?
6:34:38>> Oh, I'm working on it. I've been doing
6:34:40so much research.
6:34:41>> Did Finn fall victim to your lumps? Um,
6:34:45yeah.
6:34:46>> Great. Bring in your manuscript right
6:34:48away. Click.
6:34:51>> Yeah. A book about how I'm hot and Finn
6:34:54only once. He's so hot.
6:35:00>> Old spaghetti. Curb ploop.
6:35:03You're beautiful on the inside.
6:35:07Ben has the hottest lumps, but his lumps
6:35:09are on the inside.
6:35:13HE'S GREAT.
6:35:16>> The generosity is a ste
6:35:21you like to win from second place.
6:35:24Watching the moon
6:35:32by OSP.
6:35:36>> This isn't what you said it'd be about.
6:35:39I know. I
6:35:40>> I love it. Oh my god.
6:35:54Get real.
6:35:56>> Ben, you've probably been wondering
6:35:57where I've been for the last few hours.
6:36:00>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have. Fen, I was never
6:36:03really your secretary, Fen. I was
6:36:05writing a book about how you were a
6:36:06slave to my lumps. Cuz I'm so hot, Fen.
6:36:09Oh, okay. But you're the one who's hot,
6:36:12Fen. Wow. Uh, thanks.
6:36:15>> No, thank you.
6:36:20LSP, you're wearing garbage for clothes.
6:36:23Gotcha.
6:36:33She showed up and everything was
6:36:35different.
6:36:36>> Thunderous cheer as baby Roozlefoot.
6:36:39Everything was was better with her
6:36:41around and something inside me changed
6:36:44that day too. And then later she told me
6:36:46I could be anything I wanted.
6:36:48>> Anything your sweetheart desires.
6:36:50>> And I told her I wanted to be a princess
6:36:52like her so I could make all the
6:36:54children happy. I want to be a princess
6:36:57like you.
6:37:00And she laughed in my face. Man,
6:37:05it really messed me up.
6:37:08Holy schmow, man. That's terrible.
6:37:11That's really terrible. Listen, I
6:37:16She lied to me.
6:37:18>> Yeah, but maybe she didn't realize how
6:37:19much it meant to you.
6:37:21>> No, she just wants to hog all the
6:37:23princessing for herself. ALL CHIPS,
6:37:26REPORT IN. IT'S TIME TO GET REAL. OVER.
6:37:30CHIPS. CHIPS. OVER. CHIPS. WHERE ARE MY
6:37:34CHIPS? CHIPELINA. CHIP LEFT. CHIP IN.
6:37:37CHIP, IS ANYONE HERE? CHIP FACE.
6:37:40Something happened to my chips.
6:37:46I'm about to flip out, man.
6:37:48>> And take THAT CROWN. WA WA. WAIT. IT
6:37:51DOESN'T HAVE TO BE like this. You don't
6:37:53need that crown. You can start over,
6:37:55man. You can start a new kingdom. Your
6:37:58own kingdom. Where everyone can be
6:38:00whatever they want to be. I can be the
6:38:02mailman. And you you can be the
6:38:05princess. and my own kingdom.
6:38:07>> Yeah, man.
6:38:08>> I' I'd like that.
6:38:11>> Okay, then. Just sit tight, princess.
6:38:13I'll get us out of here.
6:38:15>> Hey. Hey.
6:38:17>> I'm coming out.
6:38:19>> What?
6:38:22>> Jake?
6:38:25>> Jake. What's going on? Where's Finn?
6:38:28Where are the hostages?
6:38:29>> Don't worry, Princess. It's okay now.
6:38:31Princess Cookiey's going to go away.
6:38:34You just got to give him a horse to
6:38:35escape with and he'll go,
6:38:37>> right? And then you and Finn hunt him
6:38:40down and put him in the dungeon.
6:38:42>> No, wait. He said he'd go away forever.
6:38:44Can't we just let him go?
6:38:46>> No. That Cookie is a menace. Once the
6:38:49hostages are safe, Cookie goes in my
6:38:51dungeon. In my dungeon for his life.
6:39:02Oh boy, would you look at that.
6:39:06>> Dang.
6:39:08>> Okay. Well, she's all yours.
6:39:12>> Diggity,
6:39:14man. That horse ain't no good. That's a
6:39:16trap horse.
6:39:19What are we going to do? It's okay, man.
6:39:21I'm Jake. Jingo. Jingo.
6:39:25>> YOU'RE MAGIC.
6:39:28YEE!
6:39:29>> After them!
6:39:32>> We're really doing it.
6:39:38>> Jake, what are you doing? What happened
6:39:40to the plan?
6:39:41>> New plan. I'm going to help Princess
6:39:43Cookie escape.
6:39:44>> What? But but he's a criminal.
6:39:46>> No, man. Princess Cookie is a good guy.
6:39:48He just got dealt a bad hand. He's only
6:39:51trying to be what following how his
6:39:53dreams make you want to be, man.
6:39:55>> What? You're either with us or against
6:39:57us.
6:39:58>> Um, AGAINST
6:40:10Hold on tight, Cookie. I'M GOING TO JUMP
6:40:13THE GORGE.
6:40:17NO, JAKE. Stop the horse. I can make it.
6:40:23Princess Cookie, are you all right?
6:40:27>> I'm done for, Jake.
6:40:30>> No, everything's going to be fine. I
6:40:33won't let them put you in the dungeon.
6:40:34Just let me talk to them.
6:40:36>> No, Jake. Thank you for your help, but
6:40:39it's too late for me.
6:40:43I'll never be a princess.
6:40:46At least for a moment. You helped me
6:40:48feel like a princess.
6:40:51It was wonderful. Thank you, Jake.
6:40:56>> Careful, princess.
6:40:57>> You know what? It's funny, but you sort
6:41:00of remind me of a mailman I used to
6:41:01know.
6:41:03>> I do.
6:41:05>> Yep.
6:41:12>> Plague of shadows. Magic man brought our
6:41:15shadows to life. They attacked us and
6:41:18ravaged Mars. Very impressive, Grant.
6:41:21Thanks, bro. To the plague of the
6:41:24oneness. As we gathered to hold hands
6:41:26and sing our community song, Magic Man
6:41:29cast an evil spell that made our arms
6:41:32grow together. Much suffering ensued.
6:41:35And what about that one time when he
6:41:37turned all the water into hair, and we
6:41:39all got so thirsty, we drank it, and
6:41:42when we drank it, we went bald. Many of
6:41:44us did not recover. And to this day,
6:41:46hide our loss behind groovy headgear.
6:41:49Dark off, please.
6:41:51>> MAGIC MAN, IT BUMS ME OUT TO SEE THIS. I
6:41:55REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE REALLY COOL
6:41:57BEFORE THAT NIGHT YOU SPENT ON OLYMPUS
6:41:59MONS WITH MARGLES.
6:42:02>> OH, MAN.
6:42:04Force field.
6:42:05>> WHAT HAPPENED, MAGIC? WHY DID YOU GO
6:42:07CRAZY? IF YOU HAD JUST LEARNED TO CARE
6:42:09ABOUT LIVING THINGS AGAIN, YOU COULD
6:42:12HAVE COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANTED.
6:42:14>> WELL, YOU GUYS ARE MISSING some
6:42:15important details. I'M JAKE THE DOG.
6:42:18LISTEN,
6:42:22>> you sad magic man. Instead, you bumped
6:42:27around. Ooh. ACTING LIKE A JERK FOR 200
6:42:30YEARS.
6:42:31>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. EXCEPT I'M NOT MAGIC
6:42:33MAN.
6:42:34>> NOW READY THE WAND OF DISPERSEMENT.
6:42:36>> READY?
6:42:38>> Space dome. Oh man.
6:42:42>> Oh snap.
6:42:47Magic man, I give you two choices. One
6:42:50is total annihilation. The wand will
6:42:52touch you and your soul will meet WITH
6:42:54DEATH. THE SECOND IS TO USE THE POWER OF
6:42:57THE WAND TO CONVERT YOUR BODY TO LIVE
6:43:00WHERE YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS WILL BE
6:43:01JETTISONED INTO THE INFINITE COSMOS AND
6:43:04AN ENDLESS JOURNEY of wonder and
6:43:06discovery.
6:43:08Wo, that second one sounds pretty cool.
6:43:11I mean, yeah. I'm like way into that.
6:43:14Except, oh, I would really miss my best
6:43:17friend. His name is Finn, and I think it
6:43:19would mess him up if I wasn't around.
6:43:21Wait, did you say you would miss
6:43:23someone?
6:43:24>> Yeah, and that someone would miss you.
6:43:27>> Yeah, that's me, you dish.
6:43:37>> I WIN AGAIN, JUST LIKE ALWAYS.
6:43:41JAKEY, NO.
6:43:45>> It's the D. The one you were prophesied
6:43:47to meet.
6:43:48>> I don't care none for that mess. This
6:43:50wouldn't have glopped if you just listen
6:43:51to my bro. You bugged up. King of Mars,
6:43:54the wisest, most honest super being of
6:43:56all time. Just put an innocent dog to
6:43:58death.
6:44:00>> You're right, friend. The human. My
6:44:02judgment was less than the standard by
6:44:04which I judge my peers, of which I have
6:44:06none. I will retrieve your friend from
6:44:09the 37th dead world.
6:44:20>> Death.
6:44:21>> King of Mars, what's your business?
6:44:24>> I need this one back.
6:44:27>> What will you give me for him?
6:44:32>> Not this time, your majesty.
6:44:36In that case, I offer my immortality
6:44:41deal.
6:44:48HEY, I'M ALIVE.
6:44:50>> YAY! KING OF MARC.
6:44:52>> YES, but at what cost?
6:44:56>> Oh, man. Should we go get Magic Man?
6:44:58>> No, I lost a friend. I cannot lose my
6:45:01brother as well.
6:45:03>> Hey, where did they go? Eat my skins.
6:45:08>> Oh, Margles.
6:45:10>> Magic man.
6:45:12>> HUH?
6:45:14>> YOU'RE BACK, COWARD.
6:45:17>> GO. Get out of here, tiny manicore.
6:45:19>> Whatever. I didn't need your pity help.
6:45:23>> Jeez. What? I am the true coward. Hiding
6:45:27from sincere expressions like a vampire
6:45:30and a nude who hides from the light.
6:45:32Thank you, brave hero. I was freed from
6:45:35bottle jail. But my new prison is shame.
6:45:39>> MY NEW PRISON IS SHAME.
6:45:45>> WELL, looks like your new house is done.
6:45:48Jake, you want to check out the new
6:45:50house?
6:45:50>> Nah, don't let me interrupt you. You two
6:45:52have fun.
6:45:53>> I want to see inside.
6:45:58>> I love it.
6:45:59>> Great.
6:46:01This doesn't hurt as bad as IT USED TO.
6:46:06OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.
6:46:12I'm okay.
6:46:16>> Oh, do the thing that I like.
6:46:26>> Now do the thing that I like.
6:46:35Classic. All right, Finn, that's enough.
6:46:41>> Thank you for building my new home,
6:46:42Finn. I'm so happy.
6:46:46>> You want a hug?
6:46:48>> Yes.
6:46:49>> Whoa, hold on, mama.
6:46:55Okay, bro. Tinfoil's on. You can hug
6:46:57now.
6:47:07Bye.
6:47:08>> Bye, Finn.
6:47:12>> Bye.
6:47:17>> Looks like your date went pretty good,
6:47:19buddy.
6:47:19>> Uh, I don't know. Was the hug okay? Give
6:47:22me some tips, M.
6:47:23>> Bro, you got to let things take their
6:47:26natural path. Look, look. Let me explain
6:47:28some junk about dating. Right now,
6:47:30you're at tier one, which is hugging.
6:47:32But pretty soon, you'll be at tier two,
6:47:35which is smooching. Then down the road,
6:47:37you'll make it to tier five, where
6:47:38she'll let you discover all 15 ft of her
6:47:41long, beautiful stomach. And after a
6:47:44while, you'll make it to tier eight,
6:47:45where you touch her horn for the very
6:47:48first time. Very special.
6:47:50>> What about tier 15?
6:47:51>> You stay away from that.
6:47:54DO NOT DO TIER 15,
6:47:56>> DUDE. I got no idea what you're talking
6:47:57about.
6:47:58>> Don't worry about it, dude. Just let
6:47:59things naturally move to tier two. Oh,
6:48:02and um you need a shower, dude.
6:48:04>> What?
6:48:07>> Oh, gross. Do you think Flame Princess
6:48:09could smell me?
6:48:10>> Probably.
6:48:11>> Crap.
6:48:13>> Sup, guys.
6:48:14>> Princess Bubblegum, what are you doing
6:48:16here?
6:48:17>> Collecting taxes. You guys weren't home,
6:48:19so I let myself in.
6:48:21>> Oh, I'm going to take a shower.
6:48:23Princess, do not inhale.
6:48:25>> What? Why?
6:48:26>> Just don't. Yep.
6:48:28>> What's that all about?
6:48:29>> Ah, he's just smelly from a day running
6:48:31around with his lady friend.
6:48:33>> Ooh, a lady friend. Do tell.
6:48:36>> Uh, I shouldn't say. It's his business.
6:48:39>> Well, come on. You can tell me.
6:48:41>> That's his personal biz. You got to
6:48:43respect the man's pee biz.
6:48:45>> Okay, you're right. I'll respect it.
6:48:47>> Flame Princess. He's hanging out with
6:48:49Flame Princess.
6:48:50>> What? And I don't mean to be telling
6:48:52stories out of school, but pretty soon
6:48:54they're going to be taking it to tier
6:48:56two.
6:48:57>> No, this isn't possible.
6:49:00>> Oh, it's possible.
6:49:01>> I just never thought. Lame princess. I I
6:49:05have to go
6:49:08>> tomorrow.
6:49:11Weird.
6:49:12>> Guess who's late for their video chat?
6:49:16>> President Porpus.
6:49:21No. No.
6:49:27Oh, gobb. I thought I'd be ready for
6:49:29this.
6:49:35Jake, I'm going to see Flame Princess.
6:49:36Be back later,
6:49:39>> Ben.
6:49:41>> Okay, Princess, you need to stop
6:49:43breaking in here.
6:49:44>> I have something important to tell you
6:49:46about relationships. Uh, that's okay,
6:49:48Princess.
6:49:49>> I just hope you'll understand.
6:49:52Relationships are like layers of
6:49:54sedimentary water.
6:49:55>> Jake, Flame Princess is waiting for me.
6:49:57I'm going to bounce out.
6:49:58>> Okay, tier two, baby. Word.
6:50:01>> Yep.
6:50:02>> If too much frustration builds, the
6:50:04magma will erupt, causing a catastrophic
6:50:07super stratum of ignous rock to form.
6:50:10>> What? Where am I?
6:50:12>> Jake, you're president now.
6:50:14>> Oh my gosh.
6:50:26Take that, Master Chin.
6:50:29>> Jake,
6:50:30>> what?
6:50:32>> Jake, did you hide my sock?
6:50:34>> No, man. I told you I don't do that kind
6:50:36of stuff anymore.
6:50:38>> So what? It just magically disappeared?
6:50:41>> I don't know.
6:50:44Maybe.
6:50:45Is that just a cute way of saying you
6:50:47took it?
6:50:48>> No.
6:50:49>> Why don't you just help me find my sock?
6:50:50>> OH, FINN LOST HIS SOCK. EVERYBODY STOP
6:50:53WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND HELP FINN find his
6:50:55precious sock.
6:50:58>> It looked like a tough case to crack,
6:51:01but I hate to see good friends fight.
6:51:04So, I decide to take the case.
6:51:11Huh?
6:51:13Ronnie,
6:51:16it looked like I had a guilty mouse.
6:51:35>> Hello, Ronnie.
6:51:37>> What do you want? Bimo,
6:51:40where is Stuck? I don't know what you're
6:51:43talking about, Beimo. I didn't do
6:51:45nothing. Leave me alone.
6:51:48>> I knew that lipstick anywhere. How is
6:51:52Lorraine?
6:51:52>> You stay away from her. She's with me
6:51:55now. Do you hear?
6:51:56>> Calm down, big guy. Me and Lorraine are
6:51:59dinosaur bones. Good, cuz I would be so
6:52:02jealous.
6:52:04Just tell me where the sock is, and I
6:52:06will let you go.
6:52:07>> I don't know, man. What if I put some
6:52:10knuckle in your eyeballs? Would that
6:52:12help you think?
6:52:13>> Okay. Okay. Um, it looks like a grape
6:52:17juice stain on his sock. Check the
6:52:19pantry.
6:52:21>> Of course, I didn't trust Ronnie.
6:52:24But I had no other leads. Maybe the
6:52:27grape juice has some secrets to tell me.
6:52:30Or maybe Ronnie was just pulling my
6:52:32hair.
6:52:38Just as I thought, not even opened. I
6:52:41fell right into his trap.
6:52:45>> Let me out you. I will get you. Piece of
6:52:48you, Ronnie.
6:52:50Oh, Officer Davis. Thank goodness. I
6:52:54>> Beimo, what are you doing here?
6:52:56>> Looking for fins socks. Same as you. We
6:52:58got this under control. Stay out of
6:53:00police business or you will be the one
6:53:03behind the bars.
6:53:06I didn't listen to that cop. I needed to
6:53:08find Ronnie.
6:53:10And I knew just the lady who could lead
6:53:13me to him.
6:53:18She looked as beautiful as ever.
6:53:22Where is the sock, Lorine? What make you
6:53:25think I know? I saw your lipstick on his
6:53:28fur, so don't act so cute. It sounds
6:53:32like somebody is jealous. No, don't
6:53:35count on it, Lorraine. Now, tell me
6:53:38where Ronnie is. Huh? You think it was
6:53:41Ronnie? Maybe if he was man enough to
6:53:44steal a sock, I wouldn't have spent my
6:53:46nights with Baby. Baby?
6:53:50So, you are saying Baby is man enough?
6:53:53What? No, you are putting words in my
6:53:56mouth. Baby doesn't know anything about
6:53:58Finn's sock.
6:54:01>> Finn's sock? How do you know it was
6:54:04Finn's sock? I never said whose sock was
6:54:07stolen, Lorraine.
6:54:09I um um I heard it on the TV news.
6:54:13>> No, D, sweet big. Officer Davis has this
6:54:17case under tight wraps. Um fine, baby
6:54:21stole the sock. Okay.
6:54:23Oh, Vimo, can't you just forget about
6:54:25it?
6:54:26>> Sorry, lady. Forgetting a in my job
6:54:29description.
6:54:31Does this mean you still remember us?
6:54:39Same old Lorine.
6:54:42>> Well, don't tell Ronnie about me and
6:54:44baby.
6:54:46You know how he gets when he's jealous.
6:54:51Remember
6:54:58this is just a dream. Keep climbing.
6:55:08>> Now what?
6:55:08>> Break it.
6:55:18Sh.
6:55:27>> Jake, are you okay?
6:55:29>> Yeah. Are you?
6:55:31>> Yeah, I'm okay. WE DID IT.
6:55:34>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
6:55:36>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
6:55:38H.
6:55:42Was that Was that mirror always like
6:55:44that?
6:55:48I'm pretty sure this is not normal.
6:55:51>> No, it's fine.
6:56:00>> Jake, I think we're still dreaming.
6:56:02>> No, it's just dream residue. Forget
6:56:04about it.
6:56:06>> You sure know a lot about dream stuff.
6:56:10H You pinched me earlier, but I never
6:56:13pinched you.
6:56:18Everything's normal.
6:56:22It's still a dream,
6:56:25>> huh?
6:56:30>> Hey guys.
6:56:38>> Why are you taking up my dreamscape?
6:56:40>> Listen, don't worry about it.
6:56:43>> What? You can't defeat me. I'm the keen
6:56:46worm. I'm going to keep you in this
6:56:48dreamscape until I've consumed all your
6:56:52life energy.
6:56:54>> My life energy? I use that.
6:56:59>> Wait, something's wrong. I'm missing
6:57:02something. Something's wrong. I'm
6:57:03missing something. Something's wrong.
6:57:05I'm missing something.
6:57:07>> Oh man. I'm going to be stuck here
6:57:09forever.
6:57:12Ouch. Hey guys.
6:57:14>> Hey guys.
6:57:15>> Knock it off.
6:57:15>> Huh?
6:57:18>> If you grunk up the dreamscape with your
6:57:20subconscious fears, the whole thing will
6:57:22blow apart. H Oh yeah. Thanks, Dream
6:57:26Jake.
6:57:32>> Get ready to eat it.
6:57:40Okay, Finn, concentrate.
6:57:42Deepest gut fear.
6:57:58the ocean.
6:58:07>> Okay. Okay, that wasn't so bad.
6:58:14>> Hey, why don't you sit down or pass out
6:58:16or something?
6:58:17>> NEVER.
6:58:23>> BUBBLEGUM. WOOHOO. Then shush.
6:58:28I'm having coffee with the lich. You
6:58:31wouldn't understand. You're too young.
6:58:42So much screaming.
6:58:54Had enough.
6:58:56destabilization.
6:58:57>> I don't know what you're talking about.
6:59:03>> I'm a clown.
6:59:06>> Well, that's that.
6:59:12>> I don't feel so good.
6:59:13>> GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE, KING WORM.
6:59:16OH,
6:59:24what are you playing at, Ice King?
6:59:29Three heart signatures.
6:59:32Getting closer.
6:59:36>> Hey,
6:59:38>> princess.
6:59:41What a pleasant surprise.
6:59:43>> Ricardio.
6:59:45Yes, it is. I Did you find my dungeons
6:59:48stimulating?
6:59:51>> Where are FINN AND JAKE?
6:59:52>> WHAT do you see in those two? A boy and
6:59:56a dog. You deserve more mature
7:00:01companionship.
7:00:03>> Poisoned with Xanoids.
7:00:05>> You see, I thought I only wanted your
7:00:07heart, but I was wrong. I was unfair to
7:00:11you. I want the full package.
7:00:17Princess,
7:00:19>> what?
7:00:22>> I'm a man now.
7:00:27>> I made myself this body for you,
7:00:30princess. Synthesized from Ice King's
7:00:33living tissue.
7:00:35His bones broken and reassembled.
7:00:39>> It hurt. Oh boy. How about a hug? Give
7:00:43me a hug. I need it.
7:00:45>> Silent, Simon. All for you, princess.
7:00:51>> Now marvel at these powerful, articulate
7:00:56limbs.
7:00:57>> Stop.
7:00:58>> Attached with supple and delicate senus.
7:01:03>> Oh,
7:01:05lady.
7:01:07Now, my darling, we can finally be
7:01:10united as man
7:01:14and wife.
7:01:19>> Okay, Ricardio, I'll do it. I'll be your
7:01:22wife.
7:01:25>> You can beat me at hand-to-hand combat.
7:01:30>> Oh my. Oh, Valkyion
7:01:33princess, you are absolutely
7:01:55think we're intellectual equals. It only
7:01:58took me seconds to get you off your
7:02:01guard. See, I know a thing or two about
7:02:03building a BODY OUT OF BIOMASS. AND YOU
7:02:06DON'T LEAVE YOUR HEART EXPOSED.
7:02:10>> I just wanted to impress you.
7:02:12>> Get out of my sight.
7:02:28Princess. PRINCESS RICARDIO IS BACK.
7:02:30HE'S IN THE BLACK ICE CAVE AND HE'S
7:02:31PEACOCKING HARDCORE.
7:02:33>> I KNOW. And he poisoned you both with
7:02:35Xanoids. But I took care of it.
7:02:37>> What happened? How did we get here?
7:02:39>> I dragged you all here on Lady's back.
7:02:41It took two days and another day to make
7:02:44you guys an antidote and 15 minutes to
7:02:47build the ice king a new heart. Hey
7:02:49Finn,
7:02:51>> I made it out of Ricardio senus and some
7:02:53toffee and moracas.
7:02:58>> Gucci, coochie, coochie.
7:03:00>> I'm glad you guys are up. Please make
7:03:02the ice king leave.
7:03:05>> Sh.
7:03:08Ice king, please leave.
7:03:12>> How are you feeling, lady?
7:03:16Yes, he's awake. Oh, lady, I should have
7:03:20never put you in danger. I saw in the
7:03:23heart monitor. I didn't know.
7:03:30>> Jake, lady. Oh, lady.
7:03:38I am pregnant.
7:03:42Is that you? No sign of lemongrass for 3
7:03:44days. I think it worked.
7:03:47>> Maybe. Let's keep looking.
7:03:51>> Oh jeez.
7:03:57>> Hey,
7:03:58>> what happened to your new citizens?
7:04:00>> They didn't understand my lemon styles.
7:04:02I like this way better.
7:04:04>> H I wonder if maybe you don't understand
7:04:07their candy styles. Come on, let me show
7:04:10you something. You see, Earl, candy
7:04:13people are mad special. They need
7:04:16constant stroking and snuggling.
7:04:27>> Here you try.
7:04:33A
7:04:35cuckoo.
7:04:45PUT YOU IN MY OVEN. IT'S GROSS. AND WHO
7:04:49SAYS YOUR WAY IS RIGHT ANYWAY? I look in
7:04:52the lemon heart you gave me and see my
7:04:55lemon way to act. And that must be
7:04:57right.
7:05:04Man, that guy's a real D-list.
7:05:06>> Oh dear, his candy citizens.
7:05:08>> Let's crush this mess all accordingly.
7:05:10CRAZY LIGHT BULB FREESTYLE.
7:05:12>> YEAH.
7:05:13>> NO, he's my responsibility. I have to
7:05:16try to help him.
7:05:17>> Okay, that's cool, too. Hop on.
7:05:27>> LEMONRA. LEMONRA.
7:05:29NO lemon grab.
7:05:31>> Come on. Let's find the pup gang quick.
7:05:35>> Wait, I have a plan. You guys go on
7:05:37ahead.
7:05:38>> Okay, cool.
7:05:45>> What do you got, Jake? Just an empty
7:05:47room with a catcher's mouth. Weird.
7:05:54>> Oh, no.
7:06:03This is serious. A gang got four units.
7:06:07Maybe maybe 10 units for trespasses.
7:06:18>> You got tricks, huh? Fall down sometime.
7:06:21And when you do,
7:06:2412 units. Lemonra, stop.
7:06:28>> Please, Earl, I can help you.
7:06:31>> No, NO, NO MORE HELPING. YOU'RE THE ONE
7:06:35WHO MADE me this way. How can you help?
7:06:39You unload your punst boys on me. You
7:06:42try to change my ways. YOU'RE POISONED.
7:06:46YOU'RE POISONED. YOU NEED
7:06:48RECONDITIONING.
7:06:50RECONDITION.
7:07:06WHOA. What the hey?
7:07:08>> Wait, Lemonra. Look.
7:07:10>> Hello.
7:07:12Am I in the right room?
7:07:15What? Who's this rigomearroll?
7:07:18I'm Lemon Grab. Oh,
7:07:21>> I made him for you in your pantry. for
7:07:24you to be with.
7:07:25>> Two lemon crabs.
7:07:39Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
7:07:45All in favor of pardoning the prisoners.
7:07:48I pardons for all.
7:07:51>> Goodbye, Le. Bye.
7:07:53>> Take care, boys.
7:07:55>> Yes. Yes, indeed.
7:07:58A lemon gives by taking and cares by
7:08:02yelling. H.
7:08:05Well, OKAY. STOP BY ANYTIME. BUT CALL
7:08:09FIRST. YES. GOODBYE.
7:08:15>> What you think?
7:08:16>> I can make that drizz. No problem.
7:08:17>> It's crazy far, man.
7:08:19>> Nah, that's just a perspective illusion.
7:08:21It looks far cuz the cliff's lower.
7:08:24>> Go for it.
7:08:27Shoot.
7:08:30>> Almost.
7:08:30>> Not really.
7:08:31>> What? Watch me, FOOL.
7:08:38I did it. Psych.
7:08:43>> Hey, you know what? This is cool just
7:08:45having grow time for once.
7:08:47>> What? Like no ladies
7:08:48>> or dudes or whatevers. It's just a chore
7:08:50sometimes.
7:08:51>> Yeah, two people is mad efficient. Whoa,
7:08:55it's a beach brawl. Looks like they're
7:08:57trying to drown a barn.
7:08:58>> That's not a barn. That's a dude.
7:09:05>> Holy fizzle. What's going on here, tough
7:09:08boy? What is that huge dude?
7:09:10>> He's the farm. The legendary fighter of
7:09:12the shiny Isisles. I came here to
7:09:14participate in his open challenge. But
7:09:16this mother can't be beat. GIVE UP
7:09:19WORMS. MY FIGHT POWER IS SUPREME. I'M
7:09:23TOO FREAKING LEGENDARY FOR YOU.
7:09:31>> Train train.
7:09:36>> I LOVE YOU. THE TRAIN. YOU'RE ALMOST as
7:09:38legendary as the part of the train.
7:09:40>> The train is going TO SMACK YOU DOWN ON
7:09:43ITS TRACKS.
7:09:46YOUR caboose is mine.
7:09:50Choo choo. Oh my god.
7:09:57Ow. My legs are backwards.
7:10:05>> Did you just die?
7:10:06>> No. THE TRAIN WILL CHUG ON. MY FRIEND
7:10:10MAKES bionic legs. I'll be better than
7:10:13before.
7:10:14I want bionic legs. Who's your friend?
7:10:17>> Yeah, right. It's secret.
7:10:20Don't follow me. No
7:10:24train can do this.
7:10:26>> You don't want bionic legs. It ain't
7:10:27Natchy.
7:10:28>> I don't care about Nashy.
7:10:30>> Let's discuss this later.
7:10:36>> You guys want to fight me?
7:10:38>> You think we can beat him?
7:10:39>> Yeah. Way we can't. He's the ultimate.
7:10:42But if we beat him, we'll be crazy
7:10:44legends.
7:10:44>> Man, I already am a legend in other
7:10:46aspects of life. Third highest score in
7:10:48Compy's Castle, bro. Third in the Candy
7:10:51Kingdom.
7:10:52>> Jake, that's your legend. This could be
7:10:55our legend, Roan.
7:10:57>> Okay, how are we going to beat him then?
7:11:00>> Train.
7:11:01>> He can't even walk.
7:11:02>> No, man. Train up. Like, get ripped.
7:11:06>> Yeah, I was just kidding. LET'S DESTROY
7:11:08THAT GUY. WE'RE COMING BACK FOR YOU THE
7:11:10FARM AFTER WE TRAIN.
7:11:13>> YEAH, that's cool.
7:11:14>> WE'RE GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOU THE FARM.
7:11:17>> OKAY.
7:11:17>> I'm going to do A FINISHING MOVE ON YOU.
7:11:21All right. Yeah.
7:11:25Come on, Jake.
7:11:42Let's see your choke broki style.
7:11:47Nice one. Yes.
7:11:49>> Now watch my something style. Hyh.
7:12:02>> Jake, you're playing CBY's castle.
7:12:05>> Huh? Woo! Uh, yes.
7:12:08>> Winning this battle could take our
7:12:10reputation to a whole new level.
7:12:12>> Look, I'm a full-g grown dog of my own,
7:12:15and I need to play Compy's Castle every
7:12:17day so I can maintain my rank.
7:12:20>> So, you don't care about fighting the
7:12:22farm? I never really take anything
7:12:24seriously except Compy's castle.
7:12:28Hi,
7:12:30>> Comy.
7:12:39I'm going to break every bone in your
7:12:41body, then heal you later with that
7:12:43magical goo we got from the Cyclops's
7:12:45eye.
7:12:49>> 5 minutes, everyone. 5 minutes.
7:12:53>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
7:13:07>> Actors,
7:13:15what's going on with the costumes? This
7:13:17is a theater troop. We're getting ready
7:13:19to perform for the king. Everyone in the
7:13:22kingdom shall be in attendance. Of
7:13:24course, you know all this being fellow
7:13:26actors from the exact same troop.
7:13:29I have an idea. We'll go out on stage,
7:13:31act like two conspirators. You will have
7:13:33one shoe untied. I will talk with his
7:13:35voice. We'll talk about how we want to
7:13:37kill the king. As we do this, we'll
7:13:39study the faces of the audience and look
7:13:41for guilty reactions.
7:13:42>> That's brilliant. Thanks. It's an
7:13:44original idea by me.
7:13:52Hey, conspirator.
7:13:53>> Hey, co-conspirator.
7:13:55>> Let's talk about how we're going to kill
7:13:56the king. Sh.
7:13:58>> Somebody might hear our evil plot.
7:14:01>> Man, I am so lost.
7:14:04>> The audience.
7:14:12>> You think that's one of them?
7:14:13>> Maybe. Let's keep going. So, what are
7:14:16you packing? Water, man. Enough of it to
7:14:19put out the king's fire.
7:14:25>> I think he's starting to crack. Water?
7:14:28You know what's even more painful? If we
7:14:31pour ice in his ear. That's how we'll
7:14:33kill the flame king.
7:14:36>> Kill the flame king.
7:14:39>> This is treason disguised as a play.
7:14:41Guard, seize them.
7:14:43>> What? No.
7:14:45Please. We were trying to warn you about
7:14:47assassins.
7:14:49>> Search them.
7:14:52>> Huh?
7:14:54>> Sire, it's your daughter's scented
7:14:56candles.
7:14:58>> Sigos off with their heads.
7:15:00>> Whoa.
7:15:01>> What?
7:15:03>> No. Please stay
7:15:07still. Still
7:15:11>> untight shoelace. It's them. So long,
7:15:16suckers.
7:15:17>> Naked babies. Naked babies. Naked
7:15:18babies. NAKED BABIES. NAKED BABIES.
7:15:20NAKED BABIES. NAKED BABIES. NAKED
7:15:22BABIES. NAKED BABIES.
7:15:25>> We found them. THE EXECUTIONERS ARE THE
7:15:27REAL king killers.
7:15:29>> Silence. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That
7:15:31voice. Guards, take off their hoods.
7:15:34>> My identity.
7:15:40>> Furnace and torch. Hello, uncle.
7:15:45>> Wait, what?
7:15:47>> Arrest the executioners.
7:15:51>> I thought I had you two extinguished.
7:15:53>> You cannot quench the flames
7:15:56of revenge.
7:15:58>> You snuffed at our father to become
7:16:00king.
7:16:01>> Oh, yeah.
7:16:03Take them to the punishment room.
7:16:05>> I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOU WITH ICE.
7:16:10WAIT, so you you extinguished their dad?
7:16:14>> Mhm.
7:16:15>> And everyone is evil here.
7:16:20>> Mhm.
7:16:21>> All evil.
7:16:22>> Then is Flame Princess evil or maybe
7:16:26chaotic neutral?
7:16:27>> She's evil.
7:16:28>> Okay. So your daughter's evil. We've
7:16:30established that. But do you think if a
7:16:32good guy really liked her, could he
7:16:36change her to good? H. Well, there'd be
7:16:39penalties to her experience if she acted
7:16:41out of alignment. But yes, someone could
7:16:44change her.
7:16:48Change her to good.
7:16:54>> A
7:17:03evil evil. Evil evil evil. EVIL.
7:17:10>> What the? It's the mega frog. Quick, put
7:17:13the fire out.
7:17:17>> Jake, look.
7:17:21He's just sitting there. What's he doing
7:17:23out there?
7:17:23>> I don't know, but let's pound him while
7:17:25he's vulnerable.
7:17:26>> Okay, sweet.
7:17:35Ow.
7:17:45What?
7:17:57Oh yeah.
7:18:12>> What?
7:18:14Jake, wake up. Look.
7:18:16>> Ow, my head hurts.
7:18:18>> Look at that thing.
7:18:19>> Oh, what?
7:18:22Yeah. Hey. Whoa. That gives me a great
7:18:25idea. We can make a Finn and Jake out of
7:18:27sticks and stuff and lure the mega frog
7:18:29out here. THEN BED HIM RIGHT WHILE HE'S
7:18:31ALL CONFUSED.
7:18:32>> YEAH.
7:18:33>> YEAH, that's a great idea, man.
7:18:36That's a great idea, Jake.
7:18:42>> What is it, JAKE?
7:18:45>> WHAT?
7:18:48JAKE, RUN.
7:18:51>> JAKE, GET US OUT OF HERE.
7:18:54RUN, JAKE. A
7:19:03>> JAKE, let's hide in this cave.
7:19:07>> Schmemell town. Dude, that guy is going
7:19:09to dangle our bones into tapioca
7:19:11pudding.
7:19:11>> Man, that is gross, man. Don't use
7:19:13language like that.
7:19:25Ch that.
7:19:46She's eating me.
7:19:48Gently eating me. No teeth, mostly
7:19:51tongue. H
7:19:55>> I need your help. My people are in
7:19:56trouble. I'm shy. He chases us all up
7:20:00and down from first base to home. We've
7:20:02always managed to escape.
7:20:04>> Getting anything?
7:20:05>> Yeah, but it's hard to make out. I'm
7:20:07shy.
7:20:08>> First base.
7:20:09>> Yeah, but it's hard to make out. I'm
7:20:11shy. It's hard to make out.
7:20:14>> That's it. Jake, WAIT.
7:20:18SICK, DUDE.
7:20:20HUH? I KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM.
7:20:27Good job.
7:21:08AH, THIS IS RED. I'M HOT AGAIN. THANKS,
7:21:13LITTLE DUDES. I really appreciate it.
7:21:17I don't GET IT, THOUGH. I KISSED JUST
7:21:19ABOUT EVERYTHING I COULD GET MY LIPS ON.
7:21:22HOW COME IT ONLY WORKED WITH YOU?
7:21:24>> YOU CAN'T BREAK your own curse by
7:21:25kissing somebody. Somebody's got to kiss
7:21:27you.
7:21:28>> Oh, weird. WELL, THANKS, MAN. I DON'T
7:21:31KNOW A LOT OF DUDES WHO DO THAT TO HELP
7:21:33A GUY OUT.
7:21:34>> WHATS?
7:21:45Wizards rule.
7:21:54Let's see. That's the symbol for magic
7:21:57items, right? Hey, this is the magic
7:22:01item shop, right?
7:22:02>> What's it look like, you donk?
7:22:04>> I know that. I know. Why can't they
7:22:06write it on the sign, though? Why does
7:22:08it all got to be secret? Let's just put
7:22:10it all out there, huh? Equal
7:22:12distribution of magic to the people. No
7:22:15more symbols. No more initiations. You
7:22:18feeling me, Huntress Wizard?
7:22:20>> You trying to get killed, Ice King?
7:22:23>> Ah, I was just stepping to your girl
7:22:24with my intellectual wizard politics.
7:22:27>> No, don't go.
7:22:30Well, swing at every ball. That's what
7:22:32JT Dog Zone says.
7:22:35Hello.
7:22:37>> So then he was telling me to beef in the
7:22:40eye of Glob and stuff. Whoa. Did you do
7:22:42it? Heck
7:22:43>> yes I did.
7:22:45>> Yo, I wouldn't do that.
7:22:46>> Get over it, man. Don't you want to
7:22:48reach the highest initiation of the
7:22:49secret schools?
7:22:50>> Of course, man. In shadow, we find the
7:22:53light.
7:22:54>> Safely sealed in darkest night. So make
7:22:57sure y'all keep it tight. Wizards only,
7:23:00fools.
7:23:01>> Keep what tight? A secret you never
7:23:04should have heard. Ice King.
7:23:06>> Yo guys, chill. I lost my demonic
7:23:09wishing eye. Just give me a new one and
7:23:11I'll jet. I didn't hear nothing about no
7:23:12weird secret wizard club that I want to
7:23:14be a part of.
7:23:15>> Loose lips sink the ships. Ice King.
7:23:18>> Sorry, man. Nothing personal.
7:23:21>> Oh, slid. YOU GOT
7:23:27>> OKAY, I give up.
7:23:29>> Gunther. Nice. Ice. What's going on
7:23:32here, man? Call off your super bros.
7:23:36>> Well, that's great.
7:23:37>> Where's the Ice King? Gunther. Gunther.
7:23:40What? All right. WHOA.
7:23:47Is this happening everywhere?
7:23:49>> I don't know. Let me see.
7:23:52Whoop. Dang.
7:23:54>> What do you see?
7:23:55>> Hold on. Oh, no. No.
7:23:57>> What? Dude,
7:23:58>> hold on, man. Wait. Oh, go. THIS CAN'T
7:24:01BE HAPPENING.
7:24:03>> TELL ME.
7:24:04>> It's over. We've been conquered.
7:24:06>> Who's been conquered?
7:24:07>> Everyone.
7:24:08>> By the Ice King.
7:24:09>> No, dude. By Gunther.
7:24:11>> Holy sh. Give me that.
7:24:17>> Gunther's headed for the Candy Kingdom.
7:24:19WE GOT TO SAVE THEM.
7:24:21>> WHOA. OKAY.
7:24:23>> HURRY, JAKE. WAIT. I'm still in my PJs.
7:24:31Yo, Ben, are you seeing these penguins?
7:24:34>> Yeah, it's Gunther. He's taking over the
7:24:36whole thing.
7:24:37>> Well, he'll have to beat my bananatic
7:24:39guards and my gumball guardians.
7:24:41>> That's not going to work.
7:24:42>> What did he say?
7:24:43>> He says your plan is bunk.
7:24:45>> Well, what's your plan?
7:24:47>> I got a plan.
7:24:48>> You do?
7:24:48>> When we get there, I'll do my plan in
7:24:50addition to your plan. Two plans. Lers.
7:24:53>> Um, all right. So, you're not going to
7:24:55tell me your plan?
7:24:55>> I'm out.
7:24:57You're not going to tell her the plan?
7:24:58>> No, I got to be mysterious.
7:25:00>> What? I thought you weren't into
7:25:02bubblegum anymore.
7:25:03>> I'm not. But this is how I act now with
7:25:05all the ladies. You see, I keep him in a
7:25:07state of confusion. That way, I've
7:25:08always got options in case Flame
7:25:10Princess doesn't work out.
7:25:11>> OH MY GOSH. WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?
7:25:14>> It's called Future Farming. I read it in
7:25:16that book you have by JT Dog Zone.
7:25:18>> JT Dog? Oh, dude, don't read that book.
7:25:22It's going to mess up your brain. I keep
7:25:25that book around for laughs. It's all
7:25:27really bad advice.
7:25:29>> Oh, okay. I'll stop it then.
7:25:31>> No. Well, you can still be mysterious.
7:25:34That's fine.
7:25:35>> What? Now I'm confused.
7:25:37>> Never mind. I didn't say nothing.
7:25:39>> Hey, pebbubs. Are you ready?
7:25:41>> Yes. The calvary is standing by.
7:25:43>> Cool. I'm going to rally some citizens
7:25:45and do this other plan.
7:25:46>> Okay, but what?
7:25:47>> Good luck,
7:25:48>> Jake. What's with all the mystery?
7:25:51Uh
7:25:52>> oh, SNAP. LOOK OUT. BANANA GUARDS
7:25:55DEFEND.
7:26:02>> A jeez.
7:26:03>> Evil presence detected. Must defend
7:26:07candy.
7:26:15WITNESSES. I COMMAND YOU. LOVE ME. LOVE
7:26:19ME. Love me. Love me. Stop acting crazy.
7:26:25>> I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED.
7:26:27>> UH-OH. I'm sorry I pushed you.
7:26:35Oh, I'll just stay out of your way.
7:26:41Again, I'm sorry I pushed you.
7:26:50>> Huh?
7:26:52What you got? An apple?
7:27:04You're so annoying. You pitiful old man.
7:27:08I'd like to help you, but I don't know
7:27:11if I can. I thought you were nuts,
7:27:17but you're really, really, really nuts.
7:27:26Every time I move, eventually you find
7:27:28me and start hanging around. Just
7:27:31another lame excuse to see me, man. It's
7:27:33getting me down. You know, I'm actually
7:27:36glad to see you.
7:27:40Maybe I'm the one who's
7:27:45nuts.
7:27:48>> Hold on.
7:27:50Do you like me?
7:27:52>> Of course I do, you old jerk.
7:27:55>> Really? Wow.
7:27:59How about one of these?
7:28:03Ah,
7:28:09>> not like that. You don't remember
7:28:12anything, do you, Simon?
7:28:14>> What?
7:28:15>> Why do you even come see me when you
7:28:17don't remember me? You don't even know
7:28:19who you are.
7:28:20>> Yes, I do. I am a lyricist. It's all
7:28:23here on the page. THE PAGE IN SONG,
7:28:26BABY. ON THIS RECEIPT, ON THIS TAKEOUT
7:28:29MENU, ON THESE NEWSPAPERS.
7:28:33HUH? Look this clipping. This was you,
7:28:37Simon, before the war.
7:28:40>> Huh?
7:28:42Hey,
7:28:46>> this You took this picture. You've
7:28:49scribbled all over it. H
7:28:54>> Oh. Oh. Are they good lyrics? I'll get
7:28:56the keyboard.
7:28:58>> What? Wait. Listen.
7:29:01Yeah, let's go. What's it say? Sing out,
7:29:03sister.
7:29:10Marceline, is it just you and me in the
7:29:13wreckage of the world? That must be so
7:29:17confusing for a little girl.
7:29:20And I know you're going to need me here
7:29:23with you.
7:29:24But I'm losing myself, and I'm afraid
7:29:26you're going to lose me, too.
7:29:28>> Oh, yeah. Keep it going.
7:29:29>> Oh. Um, oh, this magic keeps me alive,
7:29:32but it's making me crazy and I need to
7:29:35save you. But who's going to save me?
7:29:39Please forgive me for whatever I do when
7:29:43I don't remember you.
7:29:45>> Wow, I wrote that odd stuff.
7:29:48>> What? You don't remember what it means?
7:29:53Look,
7:29:57muscling.
7:29:59I can feel myself slipping away.
7:30:02I can't remember what it made me say,
7:30:07but I remember that I saw you frown.
7:30:11I swear it wasn't me. It was the crown.
7:30:17This magic keeps me alive, but it's
7:30:20making me crazy. And I need to save you.
7:30:24But who's going to save me?
7:30:28What is going on in there?
7:30:30>> When I don't remember you,
7:30:32>> I have no idea.
7:30:36>> Anyway, at the center of the multiverse
7:30:38is a dimension called the time room,
7:30:39believed to be the quasi cororeial
7:30:40dwelling place of the almighty Prismo.
7:30:42The time room is a single dimension that
7:30:43exists outside of time. The time room
7:30:45produces the time waves that are
7:30:46experienced by other dimensions. Some
7:30:47dimensions have permanent links that
7:30:48allow travel to and fro. Others become
7:30:50linked temporarily by naturally forming
7:30:51wormholes, and others can become linked
7:30:53artificially by magical portals torn
7:30:54open by items of great power.
7:30:58Once the last gym is inserted into the
7:30:59Enkai Ridian, it will have the power to
7:31:00create a portal to any dimension in the
7:31:02multiverse. An activated portal creates
7:31:03a time dilation in which either end of
7:31:04the portal experiences a temporal
7:31:06synchronization, allowing for the safe
7:31:07passage of particles through a non-local
7:31:10region of spaceime.
7:31:12>> I'm going to push the lich in there.
7:31:14>> Oh, cool. Let's go get that gem.
7:31:18>> Yeah.
7:31:28Who's there?
7:31:31>> Princess. Princess, I need the gem from
7:31:33your crown.
7:31:34>> What the junk? No.
7:31:38Get off.
7:31:44>> That was an accident.
7:31:49>> Ben, stop.
7:32:14Hurry,
7:32:17>> Ben. Stop. That's not Billy. IT'S THE
7:32:20LEDGE. HUH? Glitch alert. Glitch alert.
7:32:28Billy.
7:32:37>> Really?
7:32:39>> The book? Finn, give me the book. The
7:32:42book?
7:32:43>> Quickly, child. We're running out of
7:32:45time.
7:32:47Lich, you you mess Billy up. You just
7:32:52want to mess me all up. Mess everyone
7:32:54up. You tricked me.
7:32:57>> No, child. It's all true. The book has
7:33:00great power. I can make you live forever
7:33:03anything you want. Just give me that
7:33:07book.
7:33:09>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No more
7:33:12tricks. You'll never get this book.
7:33:15Yeah.
7:33:17>> No.
7:33:19>> Yeah.
7:33:35Oh no. FINN, WHAT DID YOU DO?
7:33:41>> WHAT?
7:33:45THANKS, FINN. I couldn't have done it
7:33:47without you.
7:33:49>> Jake, stop him. Don't let him through
7:33:51that portal.
7:33:58>> Get off.
7:34:03>> Hang on, Jake.
7:34:09>> Oh, what now, princess?
7:34:16Come on, Jake. Yeah.
7:34:40Finn.
7:34:42Finn, will you come in here? Please
7:34:44hurry. It's very important.
7:34:47>> Coming, Mom. Man, she sounds steamed.
7:34:50Guess I done donked something up yet
7:34:51again. Come on, Jake.
7:34:59Do you own any spoons?
7:35:01>> No. Let me see that.
7:35:03>> Hey,
7:35:08wait. Destiny game. I got to sell that
7:35:10to pay you guys. Tramy, what you think?
7:35:13Is it my style?
7:35:15>> Big Destiny won't know. Yo, boss. Snap.
7:35:19Huh? What is this? Are you telling me
7:35:21what to wear, Trammy?
7:35:23>> No, boss. You look good. You think I
7:35:26should reinvent my style and put a
7:35:28stupid thing on my head?
7:35:29>> No, man. You tell us WHAT TO WEAR.
7:35:32OTHERWISE, you would DRESS LIKE AN
7:35:33IDIOT. BAM. Crown shorts. I'm amazing.
7:35:38>> YEAH.
7:35:41CLAP HARDER, trash bag.
7:35:45>> Okay, you guys, give me my money and
7:35:47leave my parents alone.
7:35:49>> Property of all dead person go to big
7:35:51destiny.
7:35:53>> One needs to learn the rules. Unless you
7:35:55want your butt handed to you.
7:35:57>> I guess it wasn't really mine. It's
7:35:59mine. I'm a demon. Half demon.
7:36:02>> Trumo, jack up, crazy lady. Tramy, take
7:36:05mule back to cry for then.
7:36:07>> What?
7:36:10Arbor. Tough luck. One arm.
7:36:18>> SEE YOU SOON. BAT STYLE. Jump town.
7:36:22Barar. End of the road. Bat lady. My
7:36:26bar.
7:36:31MY EYE. I WILL JUNK YOUR FACE. WHAT THE?
7:36:35>> Destiny gang. Get out of town. We're
7:36:37sick of being bullied around.
7:36:39>> YEAH,
7:36:41>> you'll make big mistake. Especially you,
7:36:44one arm.
7:36:45>> My name is Finn Merens. And tell Big D
7:36:48I'm coming for my stuff.
7:36:50>> OH, YOU COME AND TRY.
7:36:51>> Are you okay, lady?
7:36:53>> You must promise. Promise to return the
7:36:56crown to its hideole.
7:36:58>> I promise. You'll need this, Finn, if
7:37:00you want to win.
7:37:01>> Shoes. Spruce. What is it?
7:37:03>> It's a weapon for your arm. With this
7:37:06you will defend from harm.
7:37:09>> H feels natural like peeing outside.
7:37:13Sort of.
7:37:14>> Best not to take the lift, my friend.
7:37:16Else the D gang will see you coming in.
7:37:19>> No, I want them to see me. I'mma go up
7:37:22there and show them my face.
7:37:29Yeah. Yeah.
7:37:33Hello,
7:37:34Barbar. I'm coming. Barbar.
7:37:39I want my stuff, you big dump. Yeah.
7:37:43Yeah.
7:37:45>> You want Big D's crown, huh?
7:37:48>> Yeah. And Barbar.
7:37:50>> Here you go then.
7:37:51>> What?
7:37:52>> That is your final possession. The last
7:37:54thing you will ever own.
7:37:56>> What do you mean?
7:37:58Look down there, stupid.
7:38:02Town is on fire. See, I made it on fire.
7:38:06Fix up Junk Town. Look at old man cry.
7:38:10THAT'S what happens when you mess with
7:38:12Big B. YOU GET CRUSHED. YOUR FAMILY GET
7:38:15CRUSHED. BOOYAH.
7:38:17>> Suck my shirt.
7:38:24>> Jump. Bruce.
7:38:26All my stuff is gone. Now they're going
7:38:30after your home.
7:38:34>> Barbar, come on.
7:38:36>> Hurry, Finn.
7:38:38You can win.
7:38:42Finn, return.
7:38:44>> I will, but we got to stop the D gang
7:38:46first. Come on, Jake. Good boy.
7:38:54Destiny.
7:38:55Destiny.
7:38:57>> Yeah. HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE, SON?
7:39:03>> MOM. DAD.
7:39:07>> You said this thing is magic.
7:39:09>> Yes. Powerful and dangerous.
7:39:12>> But you lost your mind in a cave.
7:39:15>> Whatever. You just got to believe me.
7:39:16Okay. For serious, you dunk.
7:39:19>> I am big dead. Woo. I believe you.
7:39:23>> You do? Wait. No.
7:39:35I'm learning.
7:39:38>> I can hear the crown's promise of power
7:39:40invading my brain.
7:39:49Destiny game.
7:39:57CAREFUL THERE. CAREFUL.
7:40:00You dank us. Oh, Simon.
7:40:09When we're hidden, THAT BABY'S GOING TO
7:40:11BURST. ICE LIGHTNING.
7:40:17TINGLE.
7:40:23What's happening?
7:40:26>> More. More. I'll save you.
7:40:37>> Finn. Finn.
7:40:40Hey, guy. Where's my buddy?
7:40:42>> Oh, when he wished for the Lich to have
7:40:43never existed,
7:40:45Finn left my time room and entered his
7:40:48wish altered reality. We could watch him
7:40:50on my TV wall.
7:40:56>> Whoa. Alternate Wishw World Finn is mad
7:40:59uglies. Dang, I'm mad uglies, too.
7:41:04Everything looks nuts.
7:41:06>> Yes. Sometimes a well-intentioned wish
7:41:08can lead to nuts. But you know, you get
7:41:12a wish, too.
7:41:13>> What?
7:41:14>> Yep. Totally.
7:41:18You can have anything you want.
7:41:19>> I wish for a sandwich.
7:41:22>> A sandwich? You're going to waste your
7:41:24one wish on a sandwich? You don't want
7:41:26anything else?
7:41:27>> Nah, sandwich is good. Maybe about this
7:41:29big or this big. A chabata bread, maybe?
7:41:33I don't know. Whatever you got around,
7:41:35your choice,
7:41:36>> dude. I'll just make you a sandwich. You
7:41:38should use your wish on something
7:41:39important.
7:41:41You know, on someone who might need it.
7:41:46I'm talking about him over there.
7:41:48>> Oh.
7:41:53Yes.
7:41:55Finn.
7:42:00>> What? What on earth did this?
7:42:02>> I did this.
7:42:04>> No, that's not possible. I raised you
7:42:07better than that.
7:42:08>> It's true.
7:42:12I put out the fire, but I also made the
7:42:15bomb go off.
7:42:17The crown, IT COMPELS ME TO EVERYTHING.
7:42:28>> I'm sorry, Mom, Dad, little sibling.
7:42:32I'm too dangerous to be around. What are
7:42:35you doing?
7:42:36>> Take them far away. Barbarore, leave me.
7:42:41Leave me.
7:42:43>> Looks like your friend's having a pretty
7:42:44rough time.
7:42:47>> Yeah, but well, it's Finn's wish. Let's
7:42:49just see how IT PLAYS OUT. I GOT
7:42:51confidence in my boy.
7:42:54Besides, I'll hang on to my wish in case
7:42:55I need it. Oh,
7:42:58>> don't worry, dude. I got you covered.
7:43:01They're homemade.
7:43:02>> I love you, Prismo. Oh,
7:43:07I'm serious, man. You're like a strong
7:43:09number three on my cool guys list. Oh,
7:43:12man. My dad used to make pickles. It's
7:43:14all he used to talk about. He'd obsess
7:43:15over them all the time. When I come in
7:43:17from playing, he'd be like, "Here, Jake,
7:43:19try these."
7:43:21And they'd be pretty crunchy. Actually,
7:43:23you'd think they'd be soft, but they
7:43:25weren't. I'd be like, "Wow, Dad, you
7:43:27made these pretty good." H. Yeah, how
7:43:29was that?
7:43:34Rise, my wintry warriors.
7:43:38Drama. Draw me. Why am I cold and
7:43:41confused?
7:43:42>> Fear not, icicle child, for I have
7:43:44birthed you into a new life.
7:43:46>> The murton's kids.
7:43:48>> An age of ice and whispering snow.
7:43:53>> Hey, break me loose. T, come on.
7:43:58You see Big Destiny anywhere?
7:44:00>> Big D is chilling over here. Waste night
7:44:03style.
7:44:09>> Oh, hello there, Babel. It's great to
7:44:13see you. Here for more Greybels, I
7:44:15reckon. Well, all right. Just like last
7:44:18time, we'll watch five separate stories,
7:44:21each relating to one special theme.
7:44:24Guess the thing by the end of the
7:44:26episode and you'll be the freshest mint
7:44:30whistle.
7:44:31Now look to my visualizer screen and let
7:44:34this exciting greyel dribble all over
7:44:38your mind label.
7:44:45Okay, so smooch. Okay, so I'm still
7:44:48pretty sure this old book's some warlock
7:44:50spell book or something
7:44:54>> warlocks. Dude, you ready for some
7:44:56ancient feel-good spellcraft?
7:44:58>> Yeah, I'll try it. Can always stand to
7:45:00feel better.
7:45:01>> Let's see. You got your bib?
7:45:04>> Check it.
7:45:07>> Yep. Little Jack her sat in the corner
7:45:12eating a Christmas pie. He put in his
7:45:14thumb and pulled out a plum and said,
7:45:17"What a good boy am I."
7:45:22>> I don't feel like a good boy.
7:45:24>> You sure you read that spell right?
7:45:26>> Yeah.
7:45:28>> Still though. Pretty sweet.
7:45:30>> Want to keep sticking our thumbs and
7:45:31stuff until it works?
7:45:32>> Yeah.
7:45:35>> Oh, what a good boy am I. Oh, what a
7:45:37good boy am I.
7:45:38>> Oh, what a good boy am I.
7:45:40>> Oh, what a good boy am I. Oh, WHAT A
7:45:42GOOD BOY AM I. OH, what a good boy am I.
7:45:46Oh, what a good boy am I. Oh, what a
7:45:49good boy.
7:45:51>> Do you feel like a good boy?
7:45:53>> No, I don't.
7:45:55>> Hey, check out that gross toe.
7:45:59>> Oh, good boy.
7:46:00>> Gross.
7:46:02Quit sticking your thumbs in my back.
7:46:04Good boy.
7:46:06>> Yeah. I don't know.
7:46:10Jeez. I'm never going to find this
7:46:12place.
7:46:13H
7:46:18hey,
7:46:26Rock Giant,
7:46:30you seem cool. Do you know where Wizard
7:46:32Bill's music shop is? I can't find it
7:46:35anywhere. He's got a guitar that plays
7:46:37the most savory licks in Ooh.
7:46:51Huh? I've got an idea. Okay, point now.
7:47:02Thanks, man.
7:47:12Hey, let's find some more holes.
7:47:21>> Boys, your manners. Oh,
7:47:24>> hey, tree trunks.
7:47:26>> Excuse me, sir. I wasn't looking well.
7:47:28>> Tree trunks, up here.
7:47:29>> Oh, no. Ellen, no.
7:47:33>> I'm glad you brought this matter to the
7:47:34authorities, ma'am.
7:47:36Now, what exactly happened?
7:47:38>> Yes, thank you. I I heard a man calling
7:47:41out to me, "Oh, tree trucks." So, I
7:47:44said, "Who's calling?" I don't know.
7:47:48>> All right, ma'am. Let's see. How do you
7:47:50spell your name?
7:47:51>> T.
7:47:52>> Okay.
7:47:53>> R.
7:47:54>> Okay.
7:47:54>> E.
7:47:55>> Okay.
7:47:56>> E.
7:47:57>> One sec.
7:47:58>> E.
7:47:58>> Hold on one second.
7:48:00>> Ah, I'm sorry, but the wheels of justice
7:48:03spin too slowly. I'm going to have to
7:48:05take the law into my own hands.
7:48:09Thank you all for coming. The police
7:48:12have failed me in my time of need. So, I
7:48:16have brought you here together.
7:48:19A posi. I made you all black jacks in
7:48:23case things get ugly. I stuffed some of
7:48:27my stockings with bald up newspapers.
7:48:30I made a big one for you because you're
7:48:33so strong. All right, then.
7:48:42Where's my dingus?
7:48:47>> Hey. Hey, buddy. Hey. Have you seen my
7:48:50>> Wrap it up good so I don't trip and fall
7:48:52on my face like the last time.
7:48:55>> Hey,
7:48:57Musta could not hurt me.
7:49:01Hey, squirrel.
7:49:06>> I think we all agree. The human must be
7:49:09stopped.
7:49:10>> Wa!
7:49:11>> Squirrel,
7:49:12>> what happened with the apple?
7:49:14>> Well, I made sure he ate that apple like
7:49:16you guys told me to do. But get this, it
7:49:18made him smaller. I think it might have
7:49:20been cursed, you guys.
7:49:22>> Well, of course it was cursed. We're
7:49:24trying to stop the human.
7:49:28Look, just do me a kindness and go get
7:49:30me some more nutmilk.
7:49:33Come on, fellas. I feel like I'm the
7:49:35only one coming up with ideas here,
7:49:36Lenny. How do you think we should stop
7:49:38the human? Um, maybe a trap door,
7:49:42something like that with gravity.
7:49:44>> Hey, yeah, we could put like a rug over
7:49:47it. My disc.
7:49:50>> Um, it's okay. I'm a chipmunk.
7:49:53>> In the tree. Part of the tree. In the
7:49:57tree. Part of the Sorry.
7:50:01Part of the tree. In the tree. Part of
7:50:05the tree.
7:50:06>> In the tree.
7:50:07>> Part of the tree.
7:50:17>> Huh?
7:50:19>> What? Um, I didn't say anything.
7:50:23What are they going to do to me?
7:50:24>> What?
7:50:25>> What are they going to do?
7:50:25>> I'm not allowed to talk to you.
7:50:30>> Anyone or anything that winds up in the
7:50:31tree becomes part of the tree forever
7:50:33and ever? In the tree? Part of the tree?
7:50:37>> So, does that mean I'm a prisoner
7:50:38forever?
7:50:39>> Well, yes and no. Are you a prisoner?
7:50:42Yes. Will you ever be free? No. In the
7:50:45tree? Part of the tree? It's very
7:50:47simple. Doesn't that mean you can't
7:50:49leave the tree either?
7:50:50>> No. I Well, yes and no. Am I allowed to
7:50:53leave the tree? No. Have I already left
7:50:55the tree? Am I miles away from the tree
7:50:57right now? Flying around like the flying
7:51:00squirrel that I am? Yes. In my mind. In
7:51:04my mind.
7:51:09>> Do you like it here?
7:51:11>> Yeah. Well, yes and no. Do I like the
7:51:14nuts and acorns? Yes. Do I like it when
7:51:16they put me down and say mean things
7:51:17like, "You're not a flying squirrel.
7:51:18You're just a regular squirrel."
7:51:22No. Do I want to fly away from this
7:51:24place now? Yes. Would I make a break for
7:51:26it if I had a buddy to break out of here
7:51:27with? Yes. Hey, buddy. What? Let's get
7:51:31out of here.
7:51:40>> I got it. What are you doing, regular
7:51:43non-flying squirrel? Put that back.
7:51:48How dare you?
7:51:52Well, ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. AFTER THOSE,
7:51:56TWO.
7:52:01OKAY, I'm going to throw the disc
7:52:02alongside the branch. Then we'll jump on
7:52:04in and fly away.
7:52:06>> Yeah, perfect. Throw.
7:52:14So, it's a it's a good thing you're a
7:52:16flying squirrel, huh?
7:52:18>> Well, yes and no.
7:52:20>> In the tree.
7:52:22In the tree. Part of the tree. In the
7:52:25tree. PART OF THE TREE. IN THE TREE.
7:52:28In the tree.
7:52:30>> Peace out.
7:52:36>> Okay. Activate your squirrel flaps.
7:52:38flaps. No, I just have regular squirrel
7:52:41arms.
7:52:51>> Hey, we're flying.
7:52:54>> Oh. Oh.

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